Lore 296: Revisiting "Half-Hanged"

This week, as the holidays draw near, the Lore team takes a well-earned break to relax with their loved ones. To give them that break, we're reissuing a golden oldie from over a decade ago: Episode 12: Half-Hanged. Researched, written, and produced by Aaron Mahnke, with music by Chad Lawson. ————————— Lore Resources: Episode Music: lorepodcast.com/music https://www.lorepodcast.com/music Episode Sources: lorepodcast.com/sources https://www.lorepodcast.com/sources Official Lore Merchandise: lorepodcast.com/shop https://www.lorepodcast.com/shop ————————— Sponsors: Quince: Premium European clothing and accessories for 50% to 80% less than similar brands. Visit Quince.com/LORE http://www.quince.com/lore for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. ————————— To report a concern regarding a radio-style, non-Aaron ad in this episode, reach out to ads @ lorepodcast.com with the name of the company or organization so we can look into it. To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected]. Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/lore ————————— ©2025 Aaron Mahnke. All rights reserved.

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• 1:19Aaron Mahnke?

  Hey folks, Aaron here. If you've been a longtime listener, today's episode will feel a bit different. For nearly 11 years, the Lore team and I have created regular, brand-new episodes without missing a release date. One of the costs of that priority, though, is that vacations rarely happen for the entire company at the same time. You know, things like a holiday break in December. But with six families represented among all of us, I'm not sure that's the best way to run a company. So today, as a lot of the world gets ready to take a holiday break, we're going to publish a rerun. Now, as someone who was a kid in the 1980s, I remember the glory days of TV when new episodes ran during the

• 2:01Aaron Mahnke?

  school year and the summer was full of old episodes. So for a long time, I didn't let myself buy into the idea of reruns in podcasting. Now, though- I see the benefit of taking one episode off my team's plates and letting a classic story from our back catalog do the hard work so that they can have a break. I don't plan to do this often, maybe twice a year max, but I think it gives us a unique opportunity to show off some of my personal favorite episodes. New listeners might not have heard them yet, and those of you who have devoured every single episode multiple times probably have a few favorites of your own. So this is our chance to revisit a golden oldie. Today, we'll be listening to one of my all-time favorite stories, Lore, Episode 12: Half-Hanged.

• 2:46Aaron Mahnke?

  Every time I'm asked at an event to list my favorite episodes from the past decade, this is one of my top five. It's an exploration of pure superstition, social fear, and how even the most underrepresented can stand up and be victorious. I love it, and as you listen today, whether it's your first time or your fifth, I hope you fall in love with it as well. And with that, on with the show.

• 3:25Aaron Mahnke?

  Simeon Smith was one of the early settlers of New Hampshire in 1772. He built a farm there on the border between Wentworth and Warren and held a local office. By trade, he was a tailor, but like a lot of men of that decade, he fought with the Continental Army. It's easy to look back at Simeon Smith as a typical pioneer from the late 1700s. He was patriotic and a stereotypical New Englander, I'm sure, but few people in town liked him. Why, you might ask? Because Simeon Smith, according to all the local stories, was a sorcerer.

• 4:02Aaron Mahnke?

  It was said that Simeon would saddle and bridle a random neighbor and then ride them all over the countryside, just to spite them. When women were having trouble churning butter and it simply wouldn't work, it was because, they said, Simeon Smith was in the churn. If children in town behaved badly, it was because he had bewitched them. He could become as small as a gnat and move through the keyholes of your locked doors. He could become larger than a giant and would stalk through the forest at night, or so they said. Stories like these were common in early America. They were a weird mixture of fact and fiction, of historical truths and hysterical superstition. In an effort to explain the unexplainable,

• 4:45Aaron Mahnke?

  sometimes neighbors and prominent figures were thrown under the proverbial bus. The era between the mid-15th and late 16th centuries was precarious for many people. This wasn't the age of Harry Potter. Witchcraft wasn't something that was spoken of lightly, or with a sense of wonder and excitement. It caused fear. It ruined lives. It made good people do bad things. All in the name of superstition. I'm Aaron Mahnke, and this is Lore.

• 5:35Aaron Mahnke?

  Superstition was common in the late 1600s. If something odd or unexplainable happened, the automatic response from most people was to blame the supernatural. But most scholars agree that these beliefs were merely excuses to help people deal with neighbors and family members that they didn't care for. If you didn't like somebody, it was common to accuse them of witchcraft.

• 5:58Aaron Mahnke?

  In the most famous historical example of this, the witch trials of Salem, Massachusetts, we can see a clear pattern in the events. Many of those accused of being witches were wealthy and held religious beliefs that were different from their accusers. Once a subject was convicted, their estate would be confiscated by the court. And in a community that was known for property disputes, grazing rights, and religious arguments, that became a recipe for disaster. And what happened in Salem happened elsewhere around New England, just on a smaller scale. Neighbors accused neighbors constantly. Stories were told, lives were ruined. It was the way of things, I suppose. Not ideal, but also not uncommon.

• 6:42Aaron Mahnke?

  In one story from Exeter, Rhode Island, a farmer was said to have been carting his lumber to market when a cat ran across the road. For some unknown reason, this farmer immediately jumped to the conclusion that the cat was actually a neighbor of his, a woman who he insisted was a witch. She had, of course, transformed herself into the cat in order to meddle in his business. This farmer, though, was fast on his feet. Not only did he see the cat running and then make the connection to his witchy neighbor, but he then managed to pull out his gun. He was said to have fired a silver bullet at the cat, something well-known at the time to be effective against witches, and struck his target.

• 7:24Aaron Mahnke?

  At that very moment, according to the story, the suspected witch fell in her own home, breaking her hip. In the town of Salem, New Hampshire, a man decided that his cow looked strangely different from how he remembered, and he made the most logical conclusion he was capable of: his neighbor was a sorcerer, and the man had bewitched his cow. Folklore dictated the solution, too. He cut off the cow's ears and tail and then burned them, soon after the farmer's neighbor was found dead, victim of a house fire.

• 7:58Aaron Mahnke?

  In West Newbury, Vermont, a farmer had settled in for the evening beside his fireplace. Perhaps he was enjoying something alcoholic and refreshing, or maybe he was just trying to read a book. While he was there, though, he witnessed what he called "spectral shapes" that danced and moved inside the flames. The farmer immediately thought of one particular woman in town, a woman known to be a witch, and he took some tallow and beeswax and sculpted a careful likeness of her. Then, taking a branch from a thorn bush, he pierced this little figurine before tossing it into the fire. At the same time, across town, the suspected witch apparently tripped on her stairs and broke her neck. And back in the New Hampshire town of Wentworth, our old friend Simeon Smith received his

• 8:43Aaron Mahnke?

  own fair share of retribution. It was said that a local boy named Caleb Merrill was struck deaf by the sorcerer. After that, he began acting strange, running up the sides of houses like a squirrel and writhing on the ground in agony. After some trial and error, Caleb's parents put the perfect combination of ingredients into a witch bottle, a sort of homemade talisman designed to combat sorcery. They buried the bottle beneath their hearth, and soon after, the town was burying Simeon Smith. These stories of neighborhood witches, and the ways in which the good citizens of the towns defeated them, were common all across New England. They border on the cruel and cast these people, often simply the poor or nonreligious among

• 9:28Aaron Mahnke?

  them, in a horrible light. For many people, suspicion was a convenient excuse to hate your neighbor and wish them ill. In no other place was that attitude more pronounced, though, more dominant and more extreme than in the town of Hadley, Massachusetts. In Salem, the townspeople worked within the legal system. In Hadley, however, the people took matters into their own hands. And the results were horrifying.

• 10:13Aaron Mahnke?

  When Philip Smith was dying in 1684, the town went looking for answers. It was hard to blame them. Smith was a model citizen and leader in the community. He had been a deacon of the church, a member of the general court, a county court justice, and a town selectman. He was respected, trusted, and maybe even well-loved. The sole subject of the crime was an old woman named Mary Webster. She and her husband were poor. They lived in a tiny house in the middle of some of the pasture land outside of town. Sometimes when things got tough, they even needed assistance from the town. Colonial-era welfare, so to speak. It was easy to blame Mary Webster. She and Smith had not been on the best of terms,

• 10:58Aaron Mahnke?

  although few people in town were on good terms with her. She was cranky, you see. Accounts of the events include the almost sarcastic comment that her already poor temper had not been helped by poverty. She was a sour and spiteful woman, and she had a tendency to shoot her mouth off. A lot. Her fierce temper and stinging tongue had earned her a reputation as the town witch. Apparently, she wasn't much of a churchgoer, and that did little to help her case. But the clincher was that she had just gotten back from Boston one year earlier. Why Boston? Well, she had been there on trial. For witchcraft. She'd been taken to Boston in chains sometime late April of 1683. Mary, an old woman with a foul mouth,

• 11:43Aaron Mahnke?

  had been accused of having congress with the devil, of burying his children and suckling them. "These children looked like black cats," they said. "She had strange markings on her body," they said. "It was all conclusive and obvious," they said.

• 11:59Aaron Mahnke?

  There were other stories of Mary Webster as well. It was said that when teams of cattle were driven toward her property, they would panic and bolt in the opposite direction. They claimed that when this happened, the men would approach the house and threaten to whip her, and only then would she let the animals pass. Once, a load of hay toppled over near her home. The driver of the wagon went to Mary's house, literally went inside without permission, and was about to give her a piece of his mind when the cart magically righted itself. Or so they say. Another story tells how she entered the home of some local parents, and when she set eyes on the infant in the cradle, the baby levitated out and touched the ceiling. Not once, but three times.

• 12:42Aaron Mahnke?

  There is even a story about some people who were inside one evening, boiling water and getting ready for dinner. All of a sudden, a live chicken came down the chimney and landed in the pot, only to escape from the house moments later. The next day, it was discovered that Mary herself had been scalded the night before, though she wasn't telling people how it happened. And so Mary had been transported 100 miles to Boston, along with a sheaf of those eyewitness accounts that had been written by her accusers, and brought before a judge and jury. And that jury listened. They read those papers. They looked everything over and did their best as impartial, rational individuals. They discussed it among themselves. And when they returned to the court, they had a verdict.

• 13:26Aaron Mahnke?

  Mary Webster was not guilty. Maybe this pissed off her neighbors. Maybe they thought they were finally done with her when she was taken away. I can only imagine their surprise when she rode back into town, a smile on her face and a fire in her belly. She had beaten the odds. But when Philip Smith, her old adversary in Hadley, took sick just a few months after her return, that newly won freedom looked like it might be in jeopardy.

• 14:08Aaron Mahnke?

  The winter after Mary's return from Boston, Philip Smith began to look ill. The people of Hadley didn't know what the cause was at first, but what they did know was that Smith was in a bad way. He had frequent seizures and seemed delirious most of the time. The people caring for him, his families and friends and nurses, were all deeply concerned. Whatever it was that he was suffering from, it didn't appear to be normal. In fact, it appeared to be the work of the devil. What else could possibly cause a man to suffer fits and scream and babble for hours in an unknown language? When Smith could be understood, he cried out that someone was pricking his arms with nails, hundreds of them, over and over, painfully. His nurses looked for the nails,

• 14:53Aaron Mahnke?

  but they never found anything that could be causing the pain. And most suspiciously of all, he claimed that a woman was in the room with them. Some of the young men in town had a theory, though. They had been talking about it for a while, and they decided that they needed to give it a test. You see, they thought Mary Webster was behind the man's illness. In their minds, there was only one way to find out. One of the men stayed with Smith, while the others went to Mary's home. Three or four times, they knocked on her door and bothered her, thinking that if she was indeed casting a spell over Smith, this would break her concentration. When they returned, the man who had been tasked with watching over Smith claimed that the sick man was at ease three or four times while they were gone.

• 15:39Aaron Mahnke?

  There were other things they noticed, too. The small pots of medicine that had been laid out for Smith were mysteriously empty, as if someone were stealing their contents. They frequently heard scratching beneath the man's bed. Some of the men claimed to have seen fire on the bed, but when they began to talk about it, it would vanish. The details of the events surrounding Philip Smith's illness are rife with superstition and fear. These young men even claimed that something as large as a cat would stir under the covers near the sick man, but whenever they tried to capture it, it would slip away. Others said that the bed would shake enough to make their teeth rattle. All of this was just too much for them. Convinced that they knew who was causing Smith's illness, the group of young men returned

• 16:23Aaron Mahnke?

  to the home of Mary Webster. This time though, they had more than disturbing her peace on their mind. They dragged Mary from her home and out into the snow and cold of the New England winter. They beat her, they spat on her, they cursed her in whispers and in shouts, and then they carried her to a nearby tree. One of the men slung a rope through the branches, while another fashioned a noose, and there, in a snow-covered field outside her own home, Mary Webster was hanged. When she stopped moving, the men cut her down. They took her body and rolled it in the snow, burying it, and then they left.

• 17:04Aaron Mahnke?

  They walked back into town, back to the home of Philip Smith, back to the others who knew what they had done, and then they waited. They waited for Smith to get better, for the curse to lift, and for their lives to return to normal. They waited for safety, for their superstitions and fears to fade away, now that Mary was gone. But oh, how wrong they were.

• 17:43Aaron Mahnke?

  The world of the 17th century was tensive and harsh, especially for the people trying to carve out an existence in colonial New England. The Protestant Reformation of the century before had left most Europeans with the belief that bad things happened because of the devil. Everything that went wrong, and I mean everything, was caused by something supernatural. This was a time when misfortune, loss, and even a simple illness would be blamed on the work of witches and sorcerers. Because of this, everyone in town was on the lookout. If something went wrong, there was always someone to blame. It seems there was a devil in every community. History is full of people who took things too far.

• 18:26Aaron Mahnke?

  The events that took place in Hadley in the winter of 1685 are just one of countless examples of what superstitious people are capable of when their fears get the better of them. Sadly though, it didn't work. When friends arrived the next day to look in on Philip Smith, he was dead. What they found though, gave their superstitions new life. It was said that his body was still warm despite the winter cold, that his face was black and blue, and fresh blood ran down his cheeks. His chest was swollen, and his back was covered in bruises and puncture marks from something like an awl... or nails. Now they had more questions than answers. Who beat the man overnight?

• 19:11Aaron Mahnke?

  Who kept his body warm against the creeping chill of winter? Who put the holes in the flesh of his back while he lay there dying in bed? I imagine the people who visited him that morning were disappointed. He was respected by most of the town. Many people there most likely depended on him for something. They'd done so much to take care of him, even gone as far as to murder another person, and yet it hadn't worked. Philip Smith was dead, and all they had left were questions. But something else would soon disappoint them. You see, although Philip Smith had died, Mary Webster hadn't. Even though she had been beaten and hanged from a tree before being buried in the snow

• 19:54Aaron Mahnke?

  and left overnight, Mary had somehow survived. In fact, she went on to live 11 more years before passing away in her 70s. It turns out that Mary was also an ancestor of the well-known novelist Margaret Atwood. And in 1995, Atwood published a poem entitled "Half-Hanged Mary". It was written in sections, each one covering an hour of her torture, beginning with the hanging and ending with her return from the dead. And this poem, written from Mary's point of view, ends with a line that makes a person wonder: "Before, I was not a witch, but now, I am one."

• 20:50Aaron Mahnke?

  There have been many stories of witches recorded throughout history. And clearly, the tale of Mary Webster is one of the most powerful. But not because of the violence or accusations, but the victory she finally had over a community who shunned and abused her. But there are others like it. In fact, I've tracked down one more that I think you'll enjoy. And if you stick around through this brief sponsor break, I'll share it all with you.

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• 24:25Aaron Mahnke?

  She was there when they rebuilt the town. Simsbury, Connecticut had been established in 1670, but just five years later, King Philip's War broke out, a violent conflict between the English settlers and the Native Americans that would last for years. In 1675, the colonial authorities warned Simsbury that it was at risk of attack and that everyone should move out, which they obediently did. Weeks later, the town burned to the ground. When they returned in 1676 to rebuild and start over, Debbie Griffin was already there, living in a small hut on the edge of the old settlement. As the townsfolk all returned and settled in, though, they found ample excuses to avoid her and speak ill about her.

• 25:09Aaron Mahnke?

  That's what people tend to do to outsiders, isn't it? We always have, however wrong it might be. And it shows no sign of stopping anytime soon. Their list of reasons grew faster than their summer crops. They said she spent an unusual amount of time in the woods, tending to herbs and berries and all sorts of items that might be considered the ingredients of some dark, forbidden spell. She hunted, much like the rest of the community there, but she was said to be supernaturally gifted at it. Then there was the yarn. You see, every now and then Debbie Griffin would show up in town with a large bag full of the most luxurious yarn, which she would then use to trade for supplies she needed. But the people who held that yarn in their hand

• 25:54Aaron Mahnke?

  claimed that there was simply no way that a backwoods woman could possibly have made something so beautiful. Not without the help... from the devil, that is. There were other stories, of course. A black cat was said to be seen around her cabin in the woods. There was a large goose that would make noise and flap its wings at people who passed too close. And both of these creatures fell neatly under the Puritan idea of a familiar, the supernatural creatures that took the form of animals and lived in the company of witches. Rumors and gossip have a way of adding up, though. They seem small at first, like pebbles tossed into a bucket. But given enough time, those pebbles can add up, and whoever might be carrying the bucket might get crushed beneath its weight.

• 26:39Aaron Mahnke?

  So it wasn't long before all those stories about Debbie Griffin led to a horrible confrontation. Just who got crushed, though, is open for debate. The story tells us that the community showed up for church one Sunday morning to find that someone had broken in and stolen a golden communion cup from the sacramental chest. Deacon Slater managed to conduct a quick cleanup before moving forward with the service as if nothing had happened. Well, almost. He did find a moment to retool his sermon from whatever he had originally planned to a more pertinent topic: theft. That evening, a number of angry young men gathered at the home of Deacon Slater to talk about what had happened, and to voice their suspicions about who the culprit might be.

• 27:24Aaron Mahnke?

  The accusations were unanimous, too: The thief had to be Debbie Griffin. Armed with their belief, and half a dozen rifles, the men left Slater’s home and went to set up watch at the church building. In the middle of the night, one of the men watched from a safe distance as the tall, thin figure of the town witch strode up the road and mounted the steps to the front doors of the meeting house. She paused for a moment, and then, at least according to the witnesses, vanished in a gentle puff of smoke and slipped through the keyhole into the church. A moment later, she was back, this time with a communion plate shimmering in her hand. The men gave chase, but the woman was fast.

• 28:06Aaron Mahnke?

  It wasn’t until they had all reached the local body of water known as Three-Cornered Pond when they caught up with her. One of the men took aim and fired, and it said that the bullet cut a hole through Debbie Griffin’s chest so wide that the other men could see the moonlight reflecting off the pond through it. That’s the legend, anyway. She didn’t fall over, though, not right away. Raising the golden plate over her head, Debbie Griffin was said to have jumped high into the air before landing headfirst in the dark waters of the pond. And she never resurfaced. It’s been nearly 350 years since Debbie Griffin took her final dive into the pond there, outside of Simsbury.

• 28:47Aaron Mahnke?

  But even though she never resurfaced, her story has floated over the community ever since. And if the stories are true, you can still catch a glimpse of her final deed every full moon. If you’re brave enough, they say you can wander out to the pond at night and stand on its sandy shore. Then, as the moon rises high in the sky, some of its light might penetrate the dark waters to glint off that gold communion plate, still resting firmly out of reach from the local church, and a constant reminder of the one who got away.

• 29:36Aaron Mahnke?

  This episode of Lore was researched, written, and produced by me, Aaron Mahnke, with music by Chad Lawson. Lore is much more than just a podcast. There's a book series available in bookstores and online, and two seasons of the television show on Amazon Prime Video. Check them both out if you want more lore in your life. I also make and executive produce a whole bunch of other podcasts, all of which I think you'd enjoy. My production company, Grim and Mild, specializes in shows that sit at the intersection of the dark and the historical. You can learn more about all of our shows and everything else going on over in one central place, grimandmild.com. And you can also follow this show on Facebook and Instagram.

• 30:18Aaron Mahnke?

  Just search for Lore Podcast, all one word, and then click that follow button. When you do, say hi. And I like it when people say hi. And as always, thanks for listening.

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