Never Trust A Traitor

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

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• 1:07Connor Wood?

  Are we recording?

• 1:09Brooke Averick?

  Oh, absolutely.

• 1:11Connor Wood?

  Absolutely not.

• 1:13Brooke Averick?

  I am buzzing.

• 1:16Brooke Averick?

  Never before... Izzy, how many episodes has this been?

• 1:19Speaker 00

  210.

• 1:20Brooke Averick?

  This is the 210th. Never before, in all of the 209 episodes we've recorded, have I had more that I need to speak about.

• 1:31Connor Wood?

  Okay, um, that's awesome. I, in addition to that, I have a huge list too.

• 1:36Brooke Averick?

  I feel stressed about that.

• 1:38Connor Wood?

  Don't worry about it, baby.

• 1:40Brooke Averick?

  Baby.

• 1:41Connor Wood?

  Baby, come on now.

• 1:43Brooke Averick?

  Baby, I feel really stressed today.

• 1:45Connor Wood?

  Don't feel stressed in my arms. Come on.

• 1:47Brooke Averick?

  Come on, give it to me good. Hit me with what you got right now. Let's bullet fire it off. Come on, start right now.

• 1:53Connor Wood?

  I need you to pack it up real tight and I need you to tape it up.

• 1:55Brooke Averick?

  Do not tell me to pack it up tight.

• 1:57Connor Wood?

  I need you to pack it up real tight and I need you to send it out and through and up.

• 2:00Brooke Averick?

  Oh, cool.

• 2:19Connor Wood?

  I have to tell you something.

• 2:20Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 2:21Connor Wood?

  I want to give you advice.

• 2:22Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 2:23Connor Wood?

  Learn from me.

• 2:24Brooke Averick?

  I know, I'm not looking for advice, thank you though.

• 2:26Connor Wood?

  I need, this is advice I need you to heed.

• 2:29Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 2:30Connor Wood?

  It's more of a warning I need you to heed.

• 2:33Brooke Averick?

  Is it personal for me, or can apply to everyone?

• 2:36Connor Wood?

  It could happen to you.

• 2:37Brooke Averick?

  I'm not looking for personal advice right now, I appreciate you though.

• 2:40Connor Wood?

  Don't worry, I'm just, this, this, this is personal advice, like this is something that can happen.

• 2:46Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 2:47Connor Wood?

  When you wake up and you feel congested.

• 2:49Brooke Averick?

  Oh, okay.

• 2:50Connor Wood?

  No matter how.

• 2:51Brooke Averick?

  Connor, I woke up feeling really weirdly congested in one nostril.

• 2:56Connor Wood?

  Look, and this is why I want you to heed this.

• 2:58Brooke Averick?

  And I had forgotten about it.

• 3:01Connor Wood?

  I want you to.

• 3:01Brooke Averick?

  And so you brought that up, how weird.

• 3:04Connor Wood?

  My mom always says, go, like, you need to get on something right now to get the congestion out of your body so that, because if it sits there and lives, and lives in you for a while, this is why Mucinex is so important, it will make itself at home. That's what the Mucinex monster was so comfortable, living there, and he had two kids, and they were going off to school, they, they were full-blown, active members of their community, right in the chest.

• 3:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 3:30Connor Wood?

  And then there's an infection that comes right behind them, so you have to evict them. You have to be the landlord of your lungs, and you have to say, rent is going up, find your way out, up through my boobs and out my tubes.

• 3:47Brooke Averick?

  Can I make a prediction?

• 3:49Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 3:49Brooke Averick?

  You are not the landlord of your lungs right now.

• 3:52Connor Wood?

  No, I mean, you can hear it, you can hear it, I sound like Booby the Clown, you know?

• 3:57Brooke Averick?

  You have a, not a tenant, um, squatter.

• 4:00Connor Wood?

  I have a squatter, yeah, and they have squatters' rights, and I'm, you know, you gotta, you gotta abide by the law of the land, that's my bad, I should have done this a week ago, but I didn't, and this morning, empty stomach, I'm heading out to this thing this morning, I have two coffees, and I take a Mucinex, let me tell you.

• 4:17Brooke Averick?

  Been there, my brother.

• 4:19Connor Wood?

  Let me tell you, if you want to be the weirdest person in the room, take a Mucinex on an empty stomach and have two coffees.

• 4:28Brooke Averick?

  Oh, were you not puky? I guess it's not a zinc base.

• 4:33Connor Wood?

  No, I'm serious when I say that I do think that there's a little bit of meth or something in mucinex.

• 4:38Brooke Averick?

  Okay. Yeah, I mean, there isn't Sudafed.

• 4:42Connor Wood?

  Brooke, I was being such a freak and it was weird to be aware that you're being a freak. You know? I was like, I would have a very normal interaction, but then I wouldn't stop there. And this was across the board. Like, it was like, I'm trying to think of one specific. I was talking with Reese Feldman this morning.

• 5:06Brooke Averick?

  Love.

• 5:07Connor Wood?

  Like, love of my life, you know, he's just such a special. Such a special man. Do you know the video of Zendaya and she's sitting there with Tom Hall and she's like, and he laughs at first.

• 5:18Brooke Averick?

  That's right.

• 5:18Connor Wood?

  And then she does it again.

• 5:20Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 5:20Connor Wood?

  He doesn't see, so she overdoes it. That's how I was being with, you know, it's like I say something, it's funny.

• 5:25Brooke Averick?

  Oh, it's not.

• 5:25Connor Wood?

  And then I keep going.

• 5:28Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 5:28Connor Wood?

  And then this person, someone's not listening and I'm like, I say it again, they're like, no, I heard you.

• 5:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 5:32Connor Wood?

  That's kind of where I'm at. So like right now, I'm still experiencing it. I'm trying to get like as much nutrients in my body to offset the mucinex as possible, but it's from my head's at.

• 5:41Brooke Averick?

  Understood. Thank you for letting me know where your head is at. My head is at, in the space that there is an announcement coming out today in the form of Call Her Daddy episode.

• 5:51Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 5:51Brooke Averick?

  Um, with Sarah J. Maas and we are getting probably the next Akatar installment. And so that could be happening like right now and I'm not on my phone and I just don't know. And so I'm shaking. And apparently, some sleuths have discovered that there might be three books being announced.

• 6:13Connor Wood?

  I think you don't go, you don't go, you don't seek out Alex Cooper unless you have a trilogy.

• 6:19Brooke Averick?

  I feel like I could fly.

• 6:26Brooke Averick?

  I am so excited. I just don't know what she's gonna say.

• 6:35Brooke Averick?

  I'm being fed.

• 6:37Connor Wood?

  You are.

• 6:38Brooke Averick?

  I am being fed. I've got this, you know, the book I love about the monster that's a bellhop?

• 6:45Brooke Averick?

  That author just posted a story that he's working on a third one of those.

• 6:49Connor Wood?

  Good.

• 6:52Brooke Averick?

  What else? Something else is happening too.

• 6:55Connor Wood?

  I saw you post something else.

• 6:56Brooke Averick?

  I keep posting. I can't stop posting. It's just hit after hit after hit.

• 7:02Connor Wood?

  Brooke, I know.

• 7:03Brooke Averick?

  Connor.

• 7:03Connor Wood?

  Like, no, something happened where Snapchat like subscribed me to you and I'm like, she's like, what am I? She's in my list, you know, like, I, yeah, I, every one of your stories, I get as an alert on my phone.

• 7:18Brooke Averick?

  That's, okay, that's, I don't know how that's happening because I'm also getting alerts that I did not subscribe to.

• 7:25Connor Wood?

  No, and it's like, Brooke Averick, yeah, I'm in bed again, so what?

• 7:29Brooke Averick?

  Snapchat is my diary.

• 7:32Connor Wood?

  All good, man.

• 7:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, Snapchat is my diary.

• 7:35Connor Wood?

  I'm obviously a fan of yours, but like Snapchat doesn't know that.

• 7:38Brooke Averick?

  Appreciate it. Oh, Rob Roush doing Quinn.

• 7:43Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 7:43Brooke Averick?

  That's crazy. It's just like, I'm getting so much content.

• 7:48Connor Wood?

  His little promo was funny too. He's like, and this young man kind of shows up and he's a, he's gonna give her a hand, maybe two hands, maybe his penis.

• 7:58Brooke Averick?

  I'm, I'm, I've bottomed out on all of his snake content.

• 8:03Connor Wood?

  You what? You bottomed out?

• 8:05Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 8:08Brooke Averick?

  By bottom out, I mean went back to the bottom of his feed.

• 8:11Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 8:11Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Connor Wood?

  That's important for people maybe listening for the first time.

• 8:14Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 8:17Brooke Averick?

  My life has completely been changed since the last time I saw you because I found out how to open my creative third eye.

• 8:26Connor Wood?

  Let me, let a bitch know how to do that, please. I'd really like that.

• 8:30Brooke Averick?

  Connor, first thing you do when you wake up? Get your coffee, sit down. I want you to write three pages stream of consciousness. They're called morning pages. Okay, you know the artist's way?

• 8:44Connor Wood?

  Yep.

• 8:45Brooke Averick?

  That's like the biggest part of the artist's way is just every morning, start by writing.

• 8:51Connor Wood?

  Can I ask you something?

• 8:51Brooke Averick?

  You may.

• 8:53Connor Wood?

  Isn't artist's way like clowned on in the creative community as being like rich dad, poor dad bullshit?

• 9:00Brooke Averick?

  I'm actually really not sure and I'm not doing the whole, it's like a full 12 week program. That I'm not doing, I'm just taking the morning pages aspect. And when I tell you I am finally like now, you know, able to write like I used to with Phoebe. After I do those three morning pages, I open my eye.

• 9:25Brooke Averick?

  All by just writing three pages in the morning, doesn't take long. It's not a big thing.

• 9:33Brooke Averick?

  Such a little thing you can do. You can literally just write like I slept poorly last night, like I'm hungry.

• 9:40Connor Wood?

  It's like a journal, journaling thing?

• 9:41Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, it's just stream of consciousness and you'd be surprised at what comes out. I unlocked one major epiphany the other day.

• 9:49Connor Wood?

  Whoa.

• 9:49Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 9:50Connor Wood?

  Okay, now that's a third eye.

• 9:51Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 9:52Connor Wood?

  Now I sat down the other day to, uh, I got two things for you.

• 9:56Brooke Averick?

  Please give them to me.

• 9:58Connor Wood?

  Okay, I'll give them to you. Are you willing to receive?

• 10:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, always.

• 10:02Connor Wood?

  Wow, I sound like a little hungry little pig. I'm breathing so hard on the mic for my congestion.

• 10:09Brooke Averick?

  It's okay. We know you're not the landlord.

• 10:11Connor Wood?

  I'm just like, it's out of my control. She's out of my hands. Okay. So I go to the coffee shop. I said, I'll start with, and this is like without you telling me that, we are synced up today. I need you to take them, I need you to have lunch and then take a snack so you can get ahead of it. Do not become this.

• 10:35Connor Wood?

  So I go, I'm gonna go to the shop. I'm gonna take out my pad.

• 10:42Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna write a gratitude journal before I begin as a warm up. And as I sit, lo and behold, and this won't surprise you at all, although this was not a promise that I made to you. I made a very specific promise to you. Crotch trips out of my pants.

• 10:59Brooke Averick?

  Yep.

• 10:59Connor Wood?

  And I'm talking cords. I'm talking corduroys.

• 11:02Brooke Averick?

  Yep.

• 11:04Connor Wood?

  Well, gratitude journaling, which makes you kind of reconsider any sort of gratitude you'd have for your life.

• 11:12Brooke Averick?

  Why are you investing in just like really cheap pants?

• 11:17Connor Wood?

  No, they're from Madewell. You know, Madewell quality is pretty good.

• 11:21Brooke Averick?

  Your ass is so fat.

• 11:23Connor Wood?

  No, well, I, I wish it was like a positive connotation thing. I do think that like,

• 11:30Connor Wood?

  don't think like, I'm not really doing anything to have a, have a positive body change.

• 11:34Brooke Averick?

  Try spreading a little less?

• 11:37Connor Wood?

  I'm running a little less. Yeah. It's so cold.

• 11:39Brooke Averick?

  Nope. I said, try spreading a little bit less, like your, your legs.

• 11:44Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I could. I mean, I was sitting on a bar stool. I wasn't really spreading it's except for balance.

• 11:50Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. And you were, you were, you were not wearing your panties.

• 11:53Connor Wood?

  I was, I am, yeah, I'm wearing underwear.

• 11:56Brooke Averick?

  Great.

• 11:57Connor Wood?

  I'm wearing skims.

• 11:58Brooke Averick?

  Oh, yay.

• 12:00Connor Wood?

  Yeah. I'll even.

• 12:03Brooke Averick?

  And these are the pants?

• 12:05Connor Wood?

  No, the pants I'm not wearing.

• 12:06Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 12:06Connor Wood?

  This was not, this was not today. This was two days ago. Now I'm sitting there. I'm like, I'm already at the coffee shop, so I'm gonna stay here with my, with this new extended pair of pants. It offers me a little bit more flexibility here in the bar stool. And I'm, I get a chicken salad.

• 12:25Connor Wood?

  Salad. I didn't realize it was gonna be chicken salad. I just ordered chicken on my kale Caesar. It's chicken salad, which was a nice surprise.

• 12:33Brooke Averick?

  I was gonna say to me, that would be an extremely pleasant surprise.

• 12:36Connor Wood?

  And it spread very easily across the whole bowl. It had a good spread factor.

• 12:40Brooke Averick?

  I love that.

• 12:41Connor Wood?

  Chicken salad has that, you know?

• 12:43Brooke Averick?

  They don't have chicken salad in Los Angeles.

• 12:46Connor Wood?

  Not good. But doesn't Jones on Third have chicken salad?

• 12:49Brooke Averick?

  I think they have a curry chicken salad, and I don't like curry.

• 12:52Connor Wood?

  I love curry.

• 12:53Brooke Averick?

  I know.

• 12:53Connor Wood?

  Um, so anyways, I take, I take a, I'm eating this chicken salad. The thing about chicken salad is like, you gotta make sure you get the whole fork in your mouth and don't get too confident. So I didn't get it. I missed my mouth twice.

• 13:07Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 13:08Connor Wood?

  There's a young man that was on a Zoom call. He's taking a Zoom call at a coffee shop, which like I have qualms about. And I understand that sometimes you, it makes sense. You're gonna be working there all day. You have to take one quick Zoom call. The whole time I was there, he was taking a Zoom call.

• 13:20Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I don't subscribe to that.

• 13:22Connor Wood?

  And he's sitting really, he was, I think he was a little bit peeved that I had, had to choose the seat next to him. So he left his tote bag just like really close to my stool. So every time I'd get down to pee or something, like my foot would get stuck in his tote, like in the arm. And I'm like, oop, like, sorry, I got it. My foot's in your tote. Oopie, oop, I'm just gonna squeeze by.

• 13:45Brooke Averick?

  Tote was in your foot.

• 13:46Connor Wood?

  Broke, like, I'm not 100% positive, but like I totally am because I saw it. I missed my mouth one time with this huge chunk of chicken salad.

• 13:54Brooke Averick?

  Flew into the tote?

• 13:55Connor Wood?

  It's in the bottom of his totes, probably still. I'm like, it went, it went splat.

• 14:00Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 14:01Connor Wood?

  Like definitely, because it was not like, um, the viscosity of the salad was not so much.

• 14:06Brooke Averick?

  Week two of viscosity.

• 14:08Connor Wood?

  What?

• 14:09Brooke Averick?

  Week two of viscosity.

• 14:10Connor Wood?

  Oh, yeah. I mean, it was clumpy, you know? So to bring it back to the clumps, as we always do, it's, it had, it had a clump factor that was really heavy. So he's, I'm thinking about this young man, but he was on a call. I had, my tubes were tied. I really couldn't have let him know that there would be something waiting for him at home.

• 14:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. It sounds like a him problem.

• 14:33Connor Wood?

  I mean, he had it coming, but it wasn't something that I. Shot out to do to him. It's something that happened to him because of the grace of God.

• 14:43Brooke Averick?

  And it's an intention versus impact type of situation.

• 14:46Connor Wood?

  Brooke, well said.

• 14:48Brooke Averick?

  Although I think that's in, that is in defense of him, which I don't want to do. I'm trying to defend you.

• 14:54Connor Wood?

  I mean, he wasn't intentionally, I'm going to give him a bit of furthered out because he didn't even make eye contact with me.

• 14:58Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 14:59Connor Wood?

  But it's like control your tote, you know, keep an eye on your kid, keep an eye on your tote.

• 15:03Brooke Averick?

  Keep an eye on your tote.

• 15:04Connor Wood?

  If your tote bag sits wide open, what could fall in? You'll never know.

• 15:10Brooke Averick?

  You might be susceptible to clump of chicken salad.

• 15:16Connor Wood?

  Opening where you are?

• 15:17Brooke Averick?

  It's a, it's a risk of, of toting. Speaking of totes, check this out.

• 15:23Connor Wood?

  Hit me with that bass.

• 15:23Brooke Averick?

  My supply bag.

• 15:25Connor Wood?

  Whoa.

• 15:26Brooke Averick?

  You see my pens?

• 15:27Connor Wood?

  Wow, you're really living like the Phoebe dream.

• 15:30Brooke Averick?

  I know. I'm morphing into the girl, but I can fit up to like seven journals in a year and my laptop. And my two little printers, it is a full Mary Poppins bag and my two sticker books. It's the Sula for anyone wondering.

• 15:46Connor Wood?

  The Zula?

• 15:47Brooke Averick?

  Sula.

• 15:49Connor Wood?

  Isn't that the woman that helps you give birth in a tub at home?

• 15:52Brooke Averick?

  That's a doula.

• 15:53Connor Wood?

  That is exactly what you said.

• 15:54Brooke Averick?

  I'm talking about the Sula.

• 15:56Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 15:57Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. So that's what, that's, oh, and there's the Sula pouch. But I have a different kind of pouch.

• 16:04Connor Wood?

  I wish I had a need for that.

• 16:06Brooke Averick?

  That I, I put my washi tapes and scissors and stuff in. Thank you. Yeah, that's the Sula.

• 16:13Brooke Averick?

  Anyway.

• 16:15Connor Wood?

  Nice.

• 16:17Brooke Averick?

  You ready to hit, for me to hit you with, um, two pretty severe things?

• 16:22Connor Wood?

  Yep.

• 16:24Brooke Averick?

  Something pretty severe. Happened to me yesterday.

• 16:28Connor Wood?

  First thing.

• 16:29Brooke Averick?

  This is number, severe thing number one.

• 16:31Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 16:32Brooke Averick?

  Um, for, it will henceforth to us and the community be known as, actually, no, I don't want to call it that because I think that's actually something already, but let's just say it's not good. Okay. I get a text yesterday. Okay.

• 16:50Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 16:51Brooke Averick?

  Hi Brooke, we have such an exciting opportunity for you.

• 16:56Brooke Averick?

  Would you want to get on a plane tomorrow? So that would be today, Wednesday.

• 17:02Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 17:03Brooke Averick?

  And fly um to Manchester, England, to see the one night, one night only Harry Styles concert. Netflix will fly you out, everything like that.

• 17:19Connor Wood?

  Wow.

• 17:19Brooke Averick?

  Do I want to do that? Five hundred and eighty-seven point eight percent rounded up. Yes, I want to do that. Here are the two roadblocks that I faced.

• 17:32Connor Wood?

  There's two?

• 17:33Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:34Connor Wood?

  Cats?

• 17:35Brooke Averick?

  No, not even that. One.

• 17:37Connor Wood?

  Me.

• 17:38Brooke Averick?

  Nope, not you, not even you.

• 17:40Connor Wood?

  Oh, come on, man.

• 17:41Brooke Averick?

  One. I could have figured out the cats, I could have figured out the podcast. First roadblock was Sodi's birthday is this Saturday. And I would still have to be in in Manchester for it. And she was like, I don't want to do anything for my birthday this year. And I made a pretty big stink about you're gonna do something. You just sit back, relax, take a load off, I'm gonna plan it, whatever. And I kind of feel like I had dropped the ball for her thirtieth a little bit. So I really like wanted to do something.

• 18:19Brooke Averick?

  And by something, I mean just like plan a beach day, but like something nonetheless. And it it just would not have felt right for me to be like, I am gonna head out now.

• 18:29Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 18:30Brooke Averick?

  Happy birthday. Um, so that was the one, one thing that was.

• 18:35Connor Wood?

  Good, you're a good friend.

• 18:36Brooke Averick?

  That was weighing on me. Two is that my passport expires in two weeks.

• 18:43Connor Wood?

  You could have just started with that one.

• 18:45Brooke Averick?

  Which in most places you need a six month buffer. But in the UK you don't. But also like that would be pretty scary to risk. A passport that expires on March twentieth.

• 19:00Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 19:01Brooke Averick?

  Especially just like with everything right now.

• 19:05Connor Wood?

  I would say, yeah, the nuclear war would have been my number one reason not to travel abroad right now.

• 19:09Brooke Averick?

  Sure, that as well.

• 19:12Brooke Averick?

  And so I-

• 19:13Connor Wood?

  One, Sodi's birthday. What am I supposed to do? My hands are tied. Two, the nuclear war was kind of bugging me.

• 19:18Brooke Averick?

  It was kind of getting to me with that expired passport-

• 19:22Connor Wood?

  Hmm.

• 19:23Brooke Averick?

  -coming up around the corner. Um, and so I will not be in attendance-

• 19:29Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 19:31Brooke Averick?

  -at the Harry Styles one night, once in a lifetime, one night only-

• 19:36Connor Wood?

  Hmm.

• 19:36Brooke Averick?

  -event.

• 19:39Brooke Averick?

  And that's, that's something that's weighing on me pretty, pretty heavily.

• 19:45Connor Wood?

  I do truly think there's a reason why there were so many factors blocking your entry to Harry's house.

• 19:54Brooke Averick?

  I hope that it's not something that I'll regret for the rest of my life. But I don't know. It's too, it's too soon to say. It's too early to say. I think I'll have a really hard time when that, uh, concert special hits Netflix. That's what I'll say.

• 20:09Connor Wood?

  Like I should have been there?

• 20:10Brooke Averick?

  Uh huh. I should have been, I should, I was supposed to be in the video. Like that, those kinds of vibes, you know?

• 20:16Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that's tough. That's tough, man. I don't know what to say. Um, I think a lot of people would do the same and a lot of people would do differently.

• 20:24Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm. That's a good point.

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• 20:56Speaker 01

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• 21:26Brooke Averick?

  So that, that's hard. And I just hope, you know how I always look back on the Hamilton original cast and how I, I never saw them? And now if I, if I have one regret in life. It's that, although there weren't really as many roadblocks to that. But I just hope that I don't end up regretting this for the rest of my life. I don't think I will. I think I made the right choice, even though I'm completely devastated.

• 21:53Brooke Averick?

  But it will be okay.

• 21:55Connor Wood?

  It will be. I mean, these things pass.

• 21:58Brooke Averick?

  And I'm excited for Sodi's birthday.

• 22:01Brooke Averick?

  Second thing that I just wanted to touch on really quickly is just a PSA to the general public.

• 22:09Brooke Averick?

  Something I've learned recently is that if you post something on the internet, doesn't matter where, doesn't matter if you think no one's gonna see this. You need to be prepared for anyone in the world to see it. So every time you post, you need to think to yourself, it is possible that every single person in the world could see this. And you have to ask yourself, am I okay with this? If you are, go ahead and post that for me. If you're not okay with even one person seeing it, maybe hold off on it.

• 22:50Connor Wood?

  Just a moment.

• 22:51Brooke Averick?

  Just a moment. This is something that I learned.

• 22:56Connor Wood?

  What is it? Did you learn this last week on last week's episode?

• 22:58Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:59Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 22:59Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm. And I just wanted to share that now if I have even an inch of doubt

• 23:11Brooke Averick?

  about something, it's not getting posted. Then that's how I'm living my life moving forward.

• 23:17Connor Wood?

  I like that. I think that's good.

• 23:22Connor Wood?

  Rule of thumb.

• 23:23Brooke Averick?

  Anyone can see anything if it's on the internet. And I didn't think you would see that. It's not, unfortunately, as much as I want it to be. It's not really a valid excuse when you're posting publicly.

• 23:39Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh, which actually reminds me, I went to Framebridge over the weekend.

• 23:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah?

• 23:44Connor Wood?

  And Ray was there.

• 23:45Brooke Averick?

  Oh, how is he?

• 23:47Connor Wood?

  And he's like, he said...

• 23:50Connor Wood?

  He was like, thanks for bringing me up. Like, I have, I'm a wealth of stories. I really think that like, we maybe try to tap into him when you're in town.

• 23:58Brooke Averick?

  Oh, my God.

• 23:59Connor Wood?

  We have him on for a segment.

• 24:00Brooke Averick?

  I would love that.

• 24:02Connor Wood?

  He shared some, some intro to some of the stories and I was like, oh, just hold that thought. Because this does sound so interesting. And, but it was so funny because that was the first, I'd go to Framebridge, obviously, I frequent. And that was my first time seeing him. And I was like, I was genuinely very scared to run into you because I feel like I blew up your spot. People were dressed up as you for Halloween, you know?

• 24:22Brooke Averick?

  You know, I was so tickled by the girl that dressed up as.

• 24:24Connor Wood?

  You were, you loved.

• 24:25Brooke Averick?

  Right. I sent her Phoebe.

• 24:27Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you did?

• 24:28Brooke Averick?

  Mm hmm.

• 24:29Connor Wood?

  That is too sweet.

• 24:31Brooke Averick?

  It just felt like really like amazing to me that someone is that invested.

• 24:37Connor Wood?

  Yeah. No, me too.

• 24:38Brooke Averick?

  And so.

• 24:40Connor Wood?

  That is so sweet, Brooke.

• 24:42Brooke Averick?

  And hey, anytime.

• 24:46Connor Wood?

  I had another story from the weekend that I was gonna tell you. Two quick things, actually. Uno. I have been really seeking out, like, when I go out on the town now, like, I want a boogie. Like, I forgot, like, I enjoy getting down, you know?

• 25:02Brooke Averick?

  Totally.

• 25:04Connor Wood?

  For a while, I thought maybe I'm a sitter. Like, I just, I really don't want to go unless, because there's like a base camp for people to sit, really enjoy. Now I figured out I'm more of a dancer.

• 25:15Brooke Averick?

  I, I, did you not always know that?

• 25:20Connor Wood?

  No, I knew I liked to dance, like, at a wedding and stuff. I'm happy to be first in this, in the, on the dance floor.

• 25:27Connor Wood?

  But I really like kind of grooving it, you know, like, I know the songs, I want to dance a little bit. And so I'm dancing at this bar. And it wasn't like a bar bar. It was kind of like, like, you knew every song. It was like, I'm just dancing, I'm out, like, that kind of music. And I'm sitting there, I'm kind of grooving, and I was really having fun. And then later on in the night, there was like a corner of girls, they were on like a bachelorette trip. And this girl comes up and goes, I love, like, and I'm getting ready to be like, oh, like, the way you, she's like, I love that you just don't care at all what people think.

• 26:04Brooke Averick?

  It's so, she moves in her own way by the kooks.

• 26:07Connor Wood?

  Great song.

• 26:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I agree.

• 26:09Connor Wood?

  But I do care a lot what people think. And for her to deliver that as like a, wow, you really like.

• 26:16Connor Wood?

  You're so brave.

• 26:17Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, it is. It is a microaggression for sure.

• 26:20Connor Wood?

  Whoa, it's such a microaggression to be like, I love that you don't care what people think. I do.

• 26:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 26:25Connor Wood?

  I care deeply what people think, and now I want to go home.

• 26:27Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 26:28Connor Wood?

  You know?

• 26:28Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 26:29Connor Wood?

  What did I look like out there?

• 26:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you will never catch me dancing. I'm a sitter, like through and through and through to my bones.

• 26:40Connor Wood?

  You jumped.

• 26:41Brooke Averick?

  I'm not even 1% a dancer.

• 26:43Connor Wood?

  You jumped.

• 26:45Brooke Averick?

  Huh?

• 26:46Connor Wood?

  I've seen you bounce.

• 26:47Brooke Averick?

  No, you haven't. Like, like slowly, like to the beat?

• 26:51Connor Wood?

  You're like, I've seen you dance and say, woo!

• 26:54Brooke Averick?

  I could say woo. I wouldn't call what I do dancing. It's more of just like, I will, I will move a little bit if I have to, but I am so, I have no rhythm, and I'm just so embarrassed by it that thinking of anyone like seeing that, because when you look at someone and they have no rhythm, it's a tough look, you know?

• 27:16Connor Wood?

  Well, I think that that's probably POV, you're that girl watching me dance.

• 27:20Brooke Averick?

  No, you have rhythm.

• 27:22Connor Wood?

  I don't. I thought I had rhythm at, at one point in my life. I'd lost it.

• 27:26Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 27:26Connor Wood?

  The emperor needs to find his new groove.

• 27:30Connor Wood?

  Can you start calling me the emperor?

• 27:32Brooke Averick?

  Um, let's see if you earn it by the end of the episode.

• 27:35Connor Wood?

  Okay, no, fair.

• 27:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 27:39Connor Wood?

  I should earn it. Um, and two, the second place I danced this weekend, I went and saw Conan Gray in concert. He's such a, it was such a treat. You know that that's gonna be like the new, that's, I mean, not the new, but like, you know, he's gonna be the biggest star on the planet?

• 27:53Brooke Averick?

  What have I been saying about Conan Gray?

• 27:55Connor Wood?

  No, I mean, I've, obviously I've been a fan too, but like you, you, seeing him and, and it was a the, it was the, it was a theatrical performance. The production that went into his show, his live show, was so otherworldly, and I didn't know our friend Emma was gonna be there too, and I saw Emma.

• 28:13Connor Wood?

  And it was such, it was so much fun.

• 28:15Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 28:15Connor Wood?

  Got to hang out after the show. We had such a good time. It was just such a-

• 28:18Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 28:18Connor Wood?

  Have the opportunity to see Conan in a concert, you should definitely.

• 28:22Brooke Averick?

  Obviously very jealous. Have you heard his song, "The Winner"?

• 28:26Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 28:27Brooke Averick?

  That, to me, I want everyone to press pause on this episode and give that a listen. It's full body chills every time.

• 28:38Connor Wood?

  It was also amazing because I've, the arena that he performed in, I'd only seen like hockey games in.

• 28:45Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 28:47Connor Wood?

  And to see him sell out the same arena as a hockey match or hockey, hockey match?

• 28:53Brooke Averick?

  Uh, I think game, honestly.

• 28:56Connor Wood?

  A game of hockey, a match of hockey?

• 28:58Brooke Averick?

  I think hockey, hockey game.

• 29:00Connor Wood?

  Gives it.

• 29:01Brooke Averick?

  Hey, man, who gives a rip?

• 29:02Connor Wood?

  Who gives? Um, it was a, so many people and-

• 29:06Brooke Averick?

  It might be a match. Might be a hockey match.

• 29:10Connor Wood?

  Anyway, it was really good. So that was really fun.

• 29:12Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, he's incredible. I, I, I, I love the guy. And I, I feel like deeply connected to him because just like the, the lyrics, honestly, like the way he writes about just like avoidance and nausea and deep, deep, um, unrequited love. Like, yeah.

• 29:30Connor Wood?

  Unrequited?

• 29:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:32Connor Wood?

  I thought it was unrequited.

• 29:34Brooke Averick?

  Unrequited?

• 29:35Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 29:35Brooke Averick?

  It's unrequited.

• 29:37Connor Wood?

  What?

• 29:38Brooke Averick?

  Right? Yeah.

• 29:42Connor Wood?

  Can we just have someone, can we-

• 29:44Brooke Averick?

  I'm pretty positive.

• 29:45Connor Wood?

  Can we have them say it? Can I hear, can I get a second opinion? I believe you, Brooke, with my whole heart. I just need to hear someone else say it.

• 29:52Brooke Averick?

  Sure, I get it.

• 29:55Brooke Averick?

  Unrequited.

• 29:56Connor Wood?

  Whoa, I'm so glad that this has never come up.

• 30:00Brooke Averick?

  I'm shocked.

• 30:01Connor Wood?

  I've never said unrequited before. It does not sound right.

• 30:04Brooke Averick?

  Um, it is unrequited, yeah.

• 30:07Connor Wood?

  My gosh. Wow. Um, and what does that mean?

• 30:13Brooke Averick?

  What does it mean?

• 30:14Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 30:15Brooke Averick?

  Oh, like not returned.

• 30:18Connor Wood?

  Sad.

• 30:19Brooke Averick?

  Oh, so sad.

• 30:20Connor Wood?

  It's like unrequit it.

• 30:22Brooke Averick?

  It's like almost like unrequited, yeah.

• 30:25Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Oh, my God, I have a cavity. Damn.

• 30:28Brooke Averick?

  You know, never had one?

• 30:30Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I know. You tell me every time I have one of my 11 cavities, which is so funny because I don't eat like any candy. I brush my teeth constantly. I'm flossing like it's nobody's.

• 30:40Brooke Averick?

  It is genetics. I don't floss.

• 30:44Connor Wood?

  When people are, when people leave a situation and they're like, oh, I'm so worried that my breath stank. And then I always tell them like, don't worry, like no one is remembering it. Just so you know, if I meet someone and your breath stinks, like you are now stinky breath to me for the rest of your day.

• 31:00Brooke Averick?

  I know.

• 31:00Connor Wood?

  Even if every other interaction we have is just minty, fresh, beautiful smell on your body. You are stinky cavernous.

• 31:11Brooke Averick?

  It's a hard one.

• 31:12Connor Wood?

  Disgusting mouth to me.

• 31:13Brooke Averick?

  It's a hard one.

• 31:14Connor Wood?

  No, like I don't shake it. I remember that for the rest of my life.

• 31:17Brooke Averick?

  I know. I know. I know.

• 31:19Connor Wood?

  You know, I have an issue with smells.

• 31:21Brooke Averick?

  I know.

• 31:21Connor Wood?

  And I have an issue with sounds as well.

• 31:23Brooke Averick?

  I know that too.

• 31:24Connor Wood?

  And, and sight.

• 31:24Brooke Averick?

  I know that.

• 31:27Connor Wood?

  And I don't love how things feel sometimes.

• 31:28Brooke Averick?

  I agree.

• 31:29Connor Wood?

  The texture of them.

• 31:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Senses are tough.

• 31:33Connor Wood?

  What is, am I missing any touch?

• 31:35Brooke Averick?

  Taste.

• 31:36Connor Wood?

  I don't think I'm super sensitive to taste.

• 31:38Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 31:40Connor Wood?

  So maybe that's my one, um, whatever the opposite of an Achilles heel is.

• 31:44Brooke Averick?

  I think, yeah, I think scent is my, oh, and scent and sound.

• 31:50Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Um, well, whoa, I just sounded like I have a disease.

• 31:59Connor Wood?

  What was I gonna say about it? It doesn't matter.

• 32:01Brooke Averick?

  About breath?

• 32:03Connor Wood?

  Yeah, the breath.

• 32:07Connor Wood?

  It doesn't matter.

• 32:10Brooke Averick?

  Here's what I'll say.

• 32:11Connor Wood?

  What?

• 32:12Brooke Averick?

  So Rob won Traitors.

• 32:14Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 32:16Brooke Averick?

  Which is crazy cuz when you DM'd him like, hey, can you come on the podcast? Like, he, he had already won. Like, he knew that.

• 32:25Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 32:27Brooke Averick?

  We're not getting to him, champ.

• 32:31Connor Wood?

  Well, he was on The Tonight Show last night.

• 32:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 32:33Connor Wood?

  Dude, I think that the ship has, has left the harbor.

• 32:36Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's something I'm coming to terms to with.

• 32:39Connor Wood?

  He said, he said, yes, I would love to.

• 32:41Brooke Averick?

  Mm, I, I think that it was a formality, which I appreciate more than life itself. But we won't be seeing Rob anytime soon.

• 32:52Connor Wood?

  I mean, the guy's got a busy schedule.

• 32:54Brooke Averick?

  The guy has completely blown up, 10 to 15 in the face.

• 32:58Connor Wood?

  Talk about someone that absolutely let themselves go.

• 33:03Brooke Averick?

  Do you don't watch, right? You didn't watch?

• 33:05Connor Wood?

  I started and then I got, obviously, sidetracked.

• 33:13Brooke Averick?

  Here's what I'll say about this. The guy was a traitor through and through from the very beginning. He played the game and he played like a traitor. And I am done hearing people shit on him for playing the game.

• 33:28Connor Wood?

  What are people saying?

• 33:30Brooke Averick?

  People are just like, he's a snake.

• 33:33Connor Wood?

  That's the whole thing.

• 33:34Brooke Averick?

  Of course he was, yeah. People are like angry with him because he really fucked people over at the end, as is the game. But like, the guy played probably the best game I've, I've seen.

• 33:45Connor Wood?

  I would be really concerned about people having actual visceral feelings about someone playing the game well.

• 33:52Brooke Averick?

  There's visceral feelings about it. It pisses me off. The guy played the game.

• 33:58Connor Wood?

  I would absolutely love to be in a situation where you get rewarded by being manipulative.

• 34:07Brooke Averick?

  I think you should, I like 1,000%, and I've thought about this, like, daydream about it, of us both being on Traitors.

• 34:17Connor Wood?

  Brooke, my god.

• 34:18Brooke Averick?

  And you're obviously a traitor, and I'm a faithful, and like, I'm so sorry, Connor, like, I can't be your ally. Like, I, I wouldn't trust a word you said, and I would say that in my confessionals, too.

• 34:33Connor Wood?

  What?

• 34:34Brooke Averick?

  I would not trust you. Although,

• 34:39Brooke Averick?

  if you're a traitor and I'm a faithful and I am your ally, you would keep me in the game. You would advocate for me.

• 34:47Connor Wood?

  Evil.

• 34:48Brooke Averick?

  Well, I know you're a traitor through and through.

• 34:51Connor Wood?

  No, what if I wasn't a traitor?

• 34:52Brooke Averick?

  I know you are.

• 34:54Connor Wood?

  Okay, so now we'll never get cast because now...

• 34:58Brooke Averick?

  No, I mean, you might not be, but like to me, like I just can't trust a word you say.

• 35:02Connor Wood?

  What the fuck?

• 35:04Brooke Averick?

  What do you mean? You just said I-

• 35:06Connor Wood?

  What are you talking about?

• 35:06Brooke Averick?

  You just said you're grateful that there's a game you can lie and manipulate your way through.

• 35:11Connor Wood?

  I don't do that I R L. That's not something I'm doing day to day. What do you mean that you don't trust a word I say?

• 35:15Brooke Averick?

  I'm talking about in the game.

• 35:17Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 35:19Brooke Averick?

  We are in the game right now.

• 35:20Connor Wood?

  Once we step into the game, it's just like-

• 35:22Brooke Averick?

  I don't trust a word you say.

• 35:24Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh. I'm just like, this has changed the way I look at you outside of the game.

• 35:29Brooke Averick?

  No. We just got done with talking about how it's a game.

• 35:33Connor Wood?

  I feel like you just absolutely entrapped me at the cornucopia.

• 35:36Brooke Averick?

  No. I am playing a faithful game.

• 35:41Connor Wood?

  Oh, my God. You're scary.

• 35:43Brooke Averick?

  No, I'm not.

• 35:44Connor Wood?

  You're scary.

• 35:44Brooke Averick?

  You're gaslighting-

• 35:45Connor Wood?

  You're scaring me.

• 35:46Brooke Averick?

  You're gaslighting me.

• 35:47Connor Wood?

  You're scaring me?

• 35:48Brooke Averick?

  You're gaslighting me because you're, yeah, uh-uh, I'm not doing this.

• 35:52Connor Wood?

  No, I'm not gaslighting you.

• 35:54Brooke Averick?

  You are.

• 35:55Connor Wood?

  You're scaring me. I'm taking a bath.

• 35:57Brooke Averick?

  You've spoken about how you want to be a traitor, how you're a great manipulator, how you're a liar. Now I'm telling you that I would know that you're lying to me most likely, and I'm not going to trust you, and now you're blaming me.

• 36:08Connor Wood?

  No.

• 36:09Brooke Averick?

  Yes. Oh, absolutely.

• 36:10Connor Wood?

  I wish there was someone else in the room.

• 36:11Brooke Averick?

  Oh, absolutely.

• 36:12Connor Wood?

  I'm having a, I'm having a wild, wild, out of touch fantasy about one day being cast and that would be so fun to act. And you're saying, I don't trust a word you say.

• 36:23Brooke Averick?

  Should I-

• 36:25Connor Wood?

  Sly dog.

• 36:26Brooke Averick?

  Okay, picture this. Picture this for me. We're in the game. We're in the castle. You're a traitor. You tell me

• 36:36Brooke Averick?

  with your masterful acting and manipulation skills, Brooke, I promise you I'm a faithful. I'm supposed to believe that?

• 36:45Brooke Averick?

  You just expect me to believe that?

• 36:46Connor Wood?

  And I'm gonna rip your neck.

• 36:48Brooke Averick?

  You expect me to believe that?

• 36:51Connor Wood?

  I would, yeah.

• 36:52Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 36:55Connor Wood?

  Peacock do not pass the two of us.

• 36:58Brooke Averick?

  I'd never forgive you.

• 37:01Connor Wood?

  The first double homicide, but it's like we actually both die.

• 37:05Brooke Averick?

  And...

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• 37:37Speaker 01

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• 38:06Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I hope, and you know there's traitor on traitor crime, right?

• 38:09Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 38:11Brooke Averick?

  If I was a traitor and you were a traitor, I would hope that there would not be any traitor on traitor crime. That's what I'll say.

• 38:18Connor Wood?

  I would rather lose than have traitor on traitor between the two of us.

• 38:22Brooke Averick?

  I, you know what? And you think that before you go in, like, I am going to be a team with my traitors. But shit happens.

• 38:31Connor Wood?

  No, not like that.

• 38:32Brooke Averick?

  You can't control the other traitors.

• 38:34Connor Wood?

  I, my family can no longer play putt putt. We can no longer play Monopoly because things got too heated. I know that it's, you're able to lose yourself in a game.

• 38:42Brooke Averick?

  You can lose yourself.

• 38:43Connor Wood?

  You can lose yourself? I'm very competitive. And obviously I like winning, but not at the cost of my friendships. At the cost of my family, sure. Friendships, no.

• 38:53Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 38:55Brooke Averick?

  But I do think like, and I don't mean to like elevate myself like in your life, but I do think we have more of that like family bond, like the sibling, the sibling connection. Like to me, I could be mean to you because it's like family vibe.

• 39:09Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 39:10Brooke Averick?

  So like, I wouldn't worry about hurting your feelings in the same way I would another friend.

• 39:14Connor Wood?

  Trust is completely, trust is completely different than hurting your feel like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm stricken.

• 39:23Brooke Averick?

  I would not trust you in a game of manipulation.

• 39:27Connor Wood?

  You just called me a rat.

• 39:30Brooke Averick?

  What did we just talk about, about being a rat or a snake in the game of traitors? I'm not faulting you for playing the game.

• 39:37Connor Wood?

  Yeah, okay, you're right.

• 39:39Brooke Averick?

  I'm not faulting you, but at the same time, I'm not gonna trust you either. I'm playing my game, you're playing yours.

• 39:46Connor Wood?

  That's fair.

• 39:48Brooke Averick?

  I don't hold it against you.

• 39:51Brooke Averick?

  You're playing the game.

• 39:52Connor Wood?

  That's real crazy. I actually like, don't think I can do this actually.

• 39:57Brooke Averick?

  I'm telling you, it's like, it's, it's, once you get in there, it's really.

• 40:01Connor Wood?

  No, I mean, Brooke, we're, we're here. I'm talking to you virtually and I'm getting, I'm about to have to take my, my top layer off because I'm sweating.

• 40:10Brooke Averick?

  I know. It's really, I, I, I imagine once you get to that roundtable.

• 40:15Brooke Averick?

  And everyone's coming for each other and you have to defend yourself.

• 40:19Connor Wood?

  That's my bread and butter though. Like that's when, when we're like calling people out for stuff like, that is so much fun. Like that's my favorite part. You know, when everyone's like,

• 40:31Connor Wood?

  I would hate to be called out though.

• 40:33Brooke Averick?

  Do you ever play mafia with your friends?

• 40:36Connor Wood?

  Yes, I love mafia.

• 40:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, me too.

• 40:39Connor Wood?

  Mafia is so much fun, but.

• 40:40Brooke Averick?

  It's the same thing.

• 40:41Connor Wood?

  You're getting in, you're like, my, like, my friends have gotten a noise complaint from their neighbor and they live in a standalone house. Cause I was like, no, no, you're about to bullshit, bullshit. I saw you blink. You know, like I, I have a pretty good read on people. I think you disagree.

• 40:59Brooke Averick?

  I'm not talking about the blinking mafia. I'm talking about the one where everyone goes to sleep and then you get tapped, you know, the one that's like traitors.

• 41:08Connor Wood?

  Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about.

• 41:09Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 41:10Connor Wood?

  Secret Hitler.

• 41:11Brooke Averick?

  Pretty much.

• 41:12Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 41:15Connor Wood?

  Um, I've become more of a fishbowl guy myself, but I get really competitive with that too. Like to the point where it's like, I have to come downstairs in the morning and like, be like, "Hi."

• 41:26Brooke Averick?

  "How y'all doing?"

• 41:28Connor Wood?

  "How are you guys?" Like, "How did everyone sleep?" And like the night before, I'm like, "That was the fucking Grinch, you piece of shit. Like, how are we supposed to know that?"

• 41:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 41:38Connor Wood?

  You gotta walk with your knees higher, you know, on your tiptoes and kind of move your arms like Jack Sparrow.

• 41:45Brooke Averick?

  I totally get you. I'm never in the mood to play fishbowl, but then whenever we start, I'm always really into it.

• 41:50Connor Wood?

  I'm never in the mood to do the setup.

• 41:53Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 41:54Connor Wood?

  Once it starts and I can sit down and plug and play.

• 41:56Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Agreed.

• 41:58Connor Wood?

  I'm also not in the mood to lose. Like, I'm just never gonna be in the mood to lose. Like, I really want my team to be locked in. If I see someone on their phone during fishbowl, I'm really, really on your neck.

• 42:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I get that. No, I'm a game player.

• 42:12Connor Wood?

  Me, Brooke, me too. And that's what I love about us. We really do need to be put in something together, because I think that that would be-

• 42:18Brooke Averick?

  I would love truly to do some sort of traitors-like show.

• 42:23Connor Wood?

  I would too. I would also, I wouldn't pass up like that thing, that obstacle course where it's over the mud.

• 42:32Brooke Averick?

  Wipeout?

• 42:33Connor Wood?

  Wipeout.

• 42:34Brooke Averick?

  You know, you know, I was all for that.

• 42:36Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh, like, I would have to have an Aura Frame playing of you in the wipeout course for the rest of my days. It would be hung up like Harry Potter moving photos, and it would be you getting smacked by that huge hand.

• 42:51Brooke Averick?

  It's not, like, I don't have the length to reach the, like, the obstacle.

• 42:56Connor Wood?

  Look, I wanna see you jump on those balls across the moat.

• 43:00Brooke Averick?

  I don't want my, I like, I would have to be wearing pants. That's my thing. I really don't like having my legs out. But if they were to offer me some sort of full-body suit...

• 43:13Brooke Averick?

  I could do it.

• 43:15Connor Wood?

  Hang on, I'm looking at my notes.

• 43:18Brooke Averick?

  Did I say everything? Oh, no, I didn't. But you go ahead.

• 43:23Connor Wood?

  Why don't you hit me? I have some stuff like pertinent stuff that isn't personal.

• 43:27Brooke Averick?

  Okay, but also speaking of shows that we could go on, this one we couldn't go on due to dumb.

• 43:33Brooke Averick?

  But

• 43:33Connor Wood?

  Due to dumb?

• 43:34Brooke Averick?

  Due to dumb. Pop Culture Jeopardy is, I watched the first episode, you know, it's the one that Colin Jost hosts. And I got so many right. That I put a team together.

• 43:49Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 43:50Brooke Averick?

  Me, Matt King, Megan, and I was like, we're full sending this, we're

• 43:54Connor Wood?

  I mean, that's Father, Son, Holy Spirit. That's a trifecta.

• 43:57Brooke Averick?

  We are doing this. And then I was hanging out with Matt the other night during Stationery Club.

• 44:03Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 44:04Brooke Averick?

  And we watched an episode after I'm telling him I'm so good, like I'm gonna be an asset to the team, blah, blah, blah. Couldn't get one. Couldn't get one, but Matt on the other hand. You've never seen anything like it.

• 44:16Connor Wood?

  Well, you know, I go to trivia every time I'm in LA.

• 44:19Brooke Averick?

  Where?

• 44:20Connor Wood?

  I, I don't want to blow up the spot because really it was like so packed last time. And people cheat, which really upsets me because it's like. If we don't have honesty during trivia, like where, where do we like nothing's safe, where, where can we have honesty? Like in this day and age, you're really shazaming a song.

• 44:39Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 44:41Connor Wood?

  Not right, you know, it ain't right.

• 44:43Brooke Averick?

  I agree. You need to hold yourself to, to the standard.

• 44:47Connor Wood?

  Yeah, and I really crushed. They did, um.

• 44:53Connor Wood?

  They did Oscar award winning movies and they zoomed in really close on the, um. Poster, the art. And I got nine out of 11 of them.

• 45:04Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 45:05Connor Wood?

  Like Dunkirk, Dunkirk was one and like everywhere, everything all at once. And it was like zoomed in on Jamie Lee Curtis. Like I like. Got it, you know?

• 45:14Brooke Averick?

  I was able to do really well at that one episode because they had Broadway as a category. And then TikTok and also Friends. So I was like hit after hit after hit. And then, uh, couldn't get anything from any of the other episodes. So I withdrew from my team.

• 45:32Brooke Averick?

  But I still hope Matt goes on one day.

• 45:34Connor Wood?

  I think Matt could.

• 45:35Brooke Averick?

  Oh, he absolutely could. It was amazing to watch.

• 45:39Connor Wood?

  He's just, he's got a brain that's working overtime in specific ways.

• 45:43Brooke Averick?

  Did you watch SNL?

• 45:45Connor Wood?

  No.

• 45:46Brooke Averick?

  Okay, well, I watched for the first time in a very, very, very long time because it was Connor Story hosting.

• 45:52Connor Wood?

  Right. I was at Conan.

• 45:55Brooke Averick?

  Sure, sure, sure, sure.

• 45:58Brooke Averick?

  First of all, he like truly his acting, like even in these sketches, like he brings substance to something that you don't think can have substance. Like it is, he's, his acting is out of this world. Like I think he is going to be like the biggest star that we've seen.

• 46:17Connor Wood?

  That's awesome.

• 46:18Brooke Averick?

  In our lifetime.

• 46:20Brooke Averick?

  I wish more than anything SNL could have given him a little bit more to work with.

• 46:26Brooke Averick?

  Anything, almost anything to work with.

• 46:32Brooke Averick?

  And that's, that's what I will say about that. I know, I know you friends in high places and shit like that and

• 46:38Brooke Averick?

  and I have nothing but respect for everything and it's just I wish they gave him a little bit more.

• 46:43Connor Wood?

  Feedback is important. Feedback is important.

• 46:45Brooke Averick?

  They gave him, there was one good one, an ice skating one that Hudson made an appearance in.

• 46:51Connor Wood?

  I saw that.

• 46:52Brooke Averick?

  And that was good, good. That was fair.

• 46:54Connor Wood?

  That was great.

• 46:54Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that was good.

• 46:56Connor Wood?

  I haven't caught up yet, but that was when I saw and I was like, oh, this is really good.

• 46:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 46:59Connor Wood?

  Sweet.

• 46:59Brooke Averick?

  Totally. And you know, I'm not, not, oh, they're so precious. Not expecting, oh, they're so, I can't even, like, it's so, so stupid. I would love them so much. They're so great.

• 47:13Brooke Averick?

  Saw a picture of Hudson with Rob this morning. I hope it all ends soon. I can't take it anymore.

• 47:18Connor Wood?

  Rob who?

• 47:19Brooke Averick?

  Roush.

• 47:21Connor Wood?

  Oh, wow.

• 47:22Brooke Averick?

  Don't show me a picture of Hudson with Rob Roush.

• 47:25Connor Wood?

  Um, Hudson I just saw is being cast in Emily Henry's new adaptation produced by J Lo.

• 47:32Brooke Averick?

  Well, that is just speculation because J Lo and Emily Henry followed Hudson.

• 47:38Connor Wood?

  That's

• 47:40Brooke Averick?

  But

• 47:40Connor Wood?

  That's good to me.

• 47:41Brooke Averick?

  This happens every single time Emily Henry follows someone. Shit like blows up that like they're being cast and it's usually not the case. So I'm not going to get my hopes up yet. But if we do get Hudson in an Emily Henry adaptation. I am going to rent out an entire floor of a hospital.

• 48:01Brooke Averick?

  Just for me to have my pick of rooms for when the time comes.

• 48:06Brooke Averick?

  Appreciate it.

• 48:08Connor Wood?

  It's, I think that you should probably start looking into booking your stay. Because it's, I think it's gonna, I mean, it's pretty two for two at this point. I think all things are very intentional, especially from the J Lo side. I think Emily's very kind soul. No one speculated that I was acting in anything when she followed me. I do want to flag.

• 48:25Brooke Averick?

  Me neither.

• 48:27Connor Wood?

  Oh, yeah. But you're an author.

• 48:29Brooke Averick?

  Thank you for saying that.

• 48:31Connor Wood?

  So that make your, I mean, you guys are peers in the space, which is so sweet.

• 48:35Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that is crazy.

• 48:38Connor Wood?

  Well, I guess watch the space, but they move pretty quickly over there. J Lo doesn't really wait around for anybody.

• 48:45Brooke Averick?

  That's the one Emily Henry book I haven't read is the one.

• 48:48Connor Wood?

  You better get to it. Better get to it before Akatar drops and then you're

• 48:51Brooke Averick?

  I'm stressed. I'm so backlogged.

• 48:54Connor Wood?

  You're going to be balls deep in Akatar for a while.

• 48:56Brooke Averick?

  I'm still not done the first Crescent City book. It's, it's tougher than I want it to be.

• 49:03Brooke Averick?

  There and there's, at least there's only two more and they're each 800 pages. Yeah, here's something else I'll say that's been affecting my life. Negatively, I would say, net negative.

• 49:14Brooke Averick?

  AI is bad.

• 49:16Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 49:17Brooke Averick?

  Sometimes I get confused.

• 49:18Connor Wood?

  Oh, I know.

• 49:21Brooke Averick?

  And like, please, like, I'm genuinely trying to learn, like, truly, I am.

• 49:28Brooke Averick?

  I don't, like, some AI is much worse than others, correct?

• 49:35Brooke Averick?

  Yes. Yes. So how bad is it? And I'm being genuine. There are these videos on my For You page

• 49:48Brooke Averick?

  that I can't avoid anymore. And I'm sure some of you have been privy to them as well. They are fruits, but personified with and sexualized as well. The female fruits, I'm talking apalina.

• 50:07Connor Wood?

  I saw broccoli with a huge rack.

• 50:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I'm talking apalina, bananita, mango, I think it's mangalina as well. I'm talking like massive racks and they're all sexual videos of these fruits cheating on each other, having really dramatic affairs.

• 50:28Brooke Averick?

  Like soap, they're basically soap opera with personified, sexualized fruit. And they're AI-generated. Bad. I acknowledge that. I can't stop, I can't stop watching them. Like I've fallen victim to like what they want, which is like the brain rot that sucks you in. How bad is it that I'm like watching them? Like is me giving these views, which I unfortunately like it's something in my brain is now wired to these videos, which is just what they want. They've got me right where they want me.

• 51:00Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 51:00Brooke Averick?

  How bad is it that I'm giving it views? Like I understand the production of these videos is bad. That's what I get. But is watching them equally is bad too?

• 51:11Connor Wood?

  I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna say this and I'm not, I'm not like coming at you at all. I just think that like demand.

• 51:20Brooke Averick?

  Supply and demand.

• 51:22Connor Wood?

  Creates, yeah. Like and watching it would would read to them as like, oh, they want more of these.

• 51:28Brooke Averick?

  But I think they're gonna do it regardless. Like they're just churning these out.

• 51:35Connor Wood?

  It's just crazy that like the white rhino will go extinct because I'm watching a celery stalk

• 51:43Connor Wood?

  cheat on an apple. You know, it's like.

• 51:47Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Black, it's Black Mirror through and through.

• 51:51Connor Wood?

  Yeah, there's, I mean, there's so much, but like this is just like, this one feels so stupid, but there's the fact that there's real repercussions of these fake storylines of fruits.

• 52:04Connor Wood?

  Like having affairs is really something and I feel like we're MD foodie boys right now talking about this like we're

• 52:12Brooke Averick?

  No, I actually think that you're like you there was a lot to what you just said and it honestly like affected

• 52:17Connor Wood?

  I know it wasn't very succinct, but it is like pretty eye opening and I also just saw and this is like shifting gears a little bit and we can shift back to like Fruits having sex shortly.

• 52:27Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 52:27Connor Wood?

  But like I just saw that there's you like you like to gamble, right?

• 52:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I love blackjack.

• 52:33Connor Wood?

  So there's all these apps now, Polly Market, Calshi, all these things where like from your phone you could it started as like sports betting and then now it's like how quickly will will um or like who will be who is Bad Bunny gonna bring out as like a guest on the Super Bowl show, you know, like all these things and people create these things that could happen and then people bet and then it sometimes it's like six options you can pick from it's like yeah, like this. So someone created one and it was like

• 53:12Connor Wood?

  the likelihood of nuclear war and it opened up to the politicians choosing the options and so they were allowed to inside trade on the nuclear war that we're about to have even though they are the ones calling the shots. Is that making sense? Am I saying that right?

• 53:31Brooke Averick?

  That is the most black that's more black mirror than Fruits having sex contributing to the extinction of the white rhino.

• 53:38Connor Wood?

  Insider trading on the likelihood of nuclear war and I feel like people aren't understanding that like this is so funny, but like this is not like a survivable thing like like a nuclear fallout is like there's TV shows about it.

• 53:54Brooke Averick?

  Um, I almost like

• 53:56Connor Wood?

  We're so lucky we have this podcast like I really wanna just like this this podcast is genuinely akin to watching wipeout. It should be like a monkey symbol.

• 54:08Brooke Averick?

  What like brain rot?

• 54:10Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it should just be like it like turn it off. I actually don't wanna talk about nuclear war.

• 54:14Brooke Averick?

  That's what I was gonna say like I can't think of like the world being wiped out right now.

• 54:21Connor Wood?

  I know it's it's just like it would make sense with like

• 54:29Connor Wood?

  Everything.

• 54:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Um, it's not good. And you can quote us on, on that.

• 54:40Connor Wood?

  Yeah, if anyone's, if anyone's waiting.

• 54:42Brooke Averick?

  Go ahead, quote it on that.

• 54:44Connor Wood?

  If anyone's, if anyone's waiting on, um, us to let out our statement about our stance on the nuclear war, we think it's bad.

• 54:54Brooke Averick?

  I need to text Caleb about the fruits.

• 54:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah, Caleb would know.

• 54:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 54:59Connor Wood?

  Um, I have something to tell you.

• 55:02Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 55:03Connor Wood?

  I know the nuclear war is on the horizon, but just don't rush the process. If February didn't, March, April, May.

• 55:12Brooke Averick?

  Oh, nice. That's reminding me of this ominous fortune I got in my fortune cookie last night. Telling me that I need to trust everything that happens this year.

• 55:24Connor Wood?

  Ooh.

• 55:25Brooke Averick?

  Which I don't like. Like, why do I need to? What's gonna happen that I need to just trust in?

• 55:31Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh. Yikes.

• 55:33Brooke Averick?

  Which I don't care. Yeah, I didn't care for that.

• 55:35Connor Wood?

  That's okay.

• 55:38Connor Wood?

  You're gonna be visited by three spirits, though.

• 55:41Brooke Averick?

  Ooh. Would you want that?

• 55:43Connor Wood?

  Yeah. I like, don't love living alone, but I would love if it was three spirits and they could like, it's like, they're not in my way and they're not using any dishes.

• 55:53Connor Wood?

  Oh, but they have to take me to my past and my future. Yikes. I forgot about that part.

• 55:56Brooke Averick?

  I do not want to go to my future, ever.

• 55:59Connor Wood?

  I was really seriously thinking the three spirits were gonna sit with and watch a movie with me.

• 56:02Brooke Averick?

  No, no, no, no, no, no. You're, y'all have like excursions and stuff.

• 56:06Connor Wood?

  No, we full-blown have stuff to take care of.

• 56:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 56:10Connor Wood?

  Oh, wait, so was one of the three spirits the present day?

• 56:15Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, the ghosts of past, present, and future. What did the present day one do?

• 56:19Connor Wood?

  Like, did he die earlier today? Why is he a ghost already? I'd be like, you just got here, you don't know shit.

• 56:25Brooke Averick?

  I kind of forget the concept. I think he was just like reflecting on life and all of the mistakes he's made and like what he could have done if he made different choices.

• 56:35Connor Wood?

  Right.

• 56:36Brooke Averick?

  Right, right. Her husband died.

• 56:43Connor Wood?

  Crap.

• 56:44Brooke Averick?

  But it's like, she's really like, it's so, I'm talking about the Krispy Kreme woman.

• 56:49Connor Wood?

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:50Brooke Averick?

  Annie. Um, it's really, it's like,

• 56:55Brooke Averick?

  I don't know the word that I'm looking for, but like, I guess when you get to an age, like, she's pretty matter of fact about it.

• 57:01Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 57:01Brooke Averick?

  She's just like, I loved him so much and it was his time and now I'm a widow. And it's just like, of course it's tragic, but it's also like, not, it's just like.

• 57:11Connor Wood?

  You just sounded like Vanessa Hudgens during COVID.

• 57:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 57:14Connor Wood?

  I mean, people are gonna die.

• 57:16Brooke Averick?

  They are at the end of their lives and it's just like, the, the way that she's accepted it is, is almost like a little bit healing, the way she's kind of looking at death.

• 57:25Connor Wood?

  It's admirable.

• 57:26Brooke Averick?

  As just like, yeah, I loved him and our life was amazing together and he was sick. But now he's gone.

• 57:36Brooke Averick?

  So I've been watching her videos. She's like vlogging on like, life as a widow.

• 57:41Connor Wood?

  Mamma Mia Pizzeria.

• 57:43Brooke Averick?

  Huh?

• 57:44Connor Wood?

  I said, Mamma Mia Pizzeria, and it wasn't necessarily appropriate right there. But.

• 57:50Connor Wood?

  You know what's so weird, given everything that we just talked about?

• 57:53Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 57:55Connor Wood?

  There was a blood moon last night and it said like, once every 10,000 years, but I feel like there was like six this month.

• 57:59Brooke Averick?

  There's always something happening that's supposed to happen every 10,000 years, but I've already experienced it like eight times.

• 58:07Connor Wood?

  Do you know that, like, when I was a kid and they were like, this is the only time you'll see this comet in your lifetime? The way that I was like, okay, everyone up, three in the morning, I woke up my whole family. I said, this is really something that we need to be outside paying attention to. I was, I was gathering the troops. I was like texting my neighbors, everyone up. We gotta see this. It's the only time we're gonna see Halley's Comet. I saw Halley's Comet. And I think that that one, and.

• 58:39Connor Wood?

  Who care? You know, it's like Haley's like, what does Haley's comment have to do with like my day to day like?

• 58:45Brooke Averick?

  Well, what's scary to me is that when things actually are once in a lifetime. And you experience them. That's it.

• 58:54Connor Wood?

  It's over.

• 58:55Brooke Averick?

  Never again in your life.

• 58:56Connor Wood?

  I hope you experience that in a way that you will remember. Like, it's just weird that Haley, I saw Haley's comment when I was in sixth, sixth grade or something. And then today I had to pay my Con Edison bill.

• 59:09Brooke Averick?

  What's the correlation?

• 59:11Connor Wood?

  I don't know.

• 59:13Connor Wood?

  I just feel like since I woke up and saw Haley's comment, like. I'm someone that saw that with my own eyes, like, maybe I should get some.

• 59:21Connor Wood?

  Money off my electricity bill.

• 59:23Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 59:25Connor Wood?

  I do want to say really quickly, this is like a good time for me to say this. I kept watching JFK, the love story thing.

• 59:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I'm an episode behind.

• 59:32Connor Wood?

  So one.

• 59:35Connor Wood?

  Dr. Schlossberg has let us know that. He doesn't love the show, the representation of the family. I kept watching.

• 59:41Brooke Averick?

  Jack?

• 59:42Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 59:45Brooke Averick?

  Are you being serious calling him doctor?

• 59:47Connor Wood?

  I have fallen out of love for the story.

• 59:48Brooke Averick?

  Because of what Jack said?

• 59:51Connor Wood?

  That I think that played into it. One.

• 59:55Connor Wood?

  Sarah Pigeon, brilliant. I'm kind of, some of the acting is kind of giving Hallmark movie.

• 1:00:02Brooke Averick?

  I actually think that like some of the characters. Like with the Darrell, with Darrell Hannah, I was like, there's this, is this woman like a horrible actress or what? And then I looked up like Darrell Hannah and I was like, oh no, she's actually so good. So I think.

• 1:00:18Connor Wood?

  He was great.

• 1:00:19Brooke Averick?

  A lot of it is just these people are like. Really good actors. But the people are, were weird.

• 1:00:28Brooke Averick?

  And I think Jack doesn't like the show, like I wouldn't either if I were him, that's for sure. But.

• 1:00:35Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:35Connor Wood?

  I mean, it goes back to what I said about like your family, like the Dahmer thing, like those were real people that got murdered and now Ryan Murphy is making a ton of money off of the story of your brother, your father, or your sibling, like whatever was murdered.

• 1:00:53Brooke Averick?

  No, yeah, Jack said like donate the money, which like obviously they're not going to, but that would be a great solution. I do like the show.

• 1:01:03Connor Wood?

  It's good.

• 1:01:05Brooke Averick?

  I know.

• 1:01:05Connor Wood?

  It is good.

• 1:01:08Connor Wood?

  Especially right now. You know, it's been raining just about every day in New York City.

• 1:01:13Connor Wood?

  And so it's been a good kind of cavernous time for me here. It is going to be, Brooke, it was 20 degrees this morning. It is going to be 75 next week.

• 1:01:23Brooke Averick?

  It's because of the fricking fruit videos.

• 1:01:25Connor Wood?

  It's because of the fruit videos. Thank you, fruit.

• 1:01:29Connor Wood?

  Video.

• 1:01:30Brooke Averick?

  That's crazy.

• 1:01:31Connor Wood?

  Yeah, no, I mean, everyone's about to get as sick as I am.

• 1:01:35Brooke Averick?

  Uh, I want it to be really nice when I come to New York next month, but I also want to be able to wear these gorgeous boots that are more of a like cold weather vibe.

• 1:01:45Connor Wood?

  I'm really enjoying getting dressed up. The jacket piece is kind of making me lose it, but like this hybrid part where you can wear a light sweater and you can also wear like a little coat over top. Very nice. It's fleeting because soon I'll be smelling pee. I'll be sweating in my jorts. And I'll be cutting my underwear off at the US Open bathroom.

• 1:02:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:09Connor Wood?

  And putting it into the trash.

• 1:02:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, treasure these times.

• 1:02:12Connor Wood?

  Oh, you don't know what you got till it's gone. And they literally paved paradise and they put up a parking lot, which is disappointing.

• 1:02:18Brooke Averick?

  It's disappointing. Everyone, reminder to appreciate the fact that you can breathe right now if you can.

• 1:02:26Brooke Averick?

  And

• 1:02:27Connor Wood?

  And then remember that trust the process, trust everything that happens to you this year.

• 1:02:32Brooke Averick?

  This year.

• 1:02:33Connor Wood?

  Because if February didn't, March, April, May. Wait. If February didn't, March, April, May.

• 1:02:42Brooke Averick?

  And we will leave you with that. And an additional reminder that if there is even one person you don't want to see something, do not post it. Thanks so much. Goodbye.

• 1:02:51Connor Wood?

  Bye.

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