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New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week comedian Dave Smith of Part of the Problem sits down with the boys and immediately gets handed a Certificate of Appreciation printed on important government paper, which leads to Frank Abagnale being a liar, why you can buy a doctorate at Staples, and the Turkish human trafficker who became Santa Claus. From there the investigation runs through the Lindsay Clancy case as an MKUltra distraction, school shooter pills and SSRI onboarding, the Pulse nightclub shooting as blowback, the Daily Wire's latest romp Run Hide Fight along with the new Zionist propaganda pivot, Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouches, Courtney Love's dad, the CIA's fav Bohemian Grove, plus, the Prussian origin of compulsory school, kindergarten, and the Bellamy salute. Then the boys make Dave take the American Jewish Committee's online anti-Semitism quiz live on camera, and he finishes at a comfortable four out of ten. The mysteries get heavier when historian and author Dr. Heather Lynn calls in to lay out the symbolic reading of the Butler shooting and the Charlie Kirk killing: the pierced right ear of the Hebrew servant in Exodus 21, priestly consecration of ear, hand and foot, Chabad Lubavitch as an intel cult, Masonic passion plays, Albert Pike, the Blue Lodge, and why 33 is everywhere. Dr. Lynn also dismantles Zecharia Sitchin and the Anunnaki, the Sumerian problem, cuneiform as a language isolate, the Shining Ones, the black-headed ones and the red ocher people, the Sumerian Noah and his breakaway civilization, the Younger Dryas, and the Garden of Eden read as an ancient slave revolt. Also: Dolly Parton's letter to Eminem, Eminem's alleged descent from Golden Dawn magician Samuel Liddell MacGregor Mathers, Roseanne Barr at Thanksgiving, Sabbatai Zevi and the Frankists, the Haitian Revolution as a Freemason project and Haiti paying reparations to France until 1985, Prince Hall Freemasonry, Joe Rogan's Alpha Brain ingredient list, the TikTok Shop selling suppressors as kitchen utensils to Tanner, Hypno Dolly, the Lockheed Martin video game, Northrop Grumman leaking specs on Discord, and the new Mystery Boys supplement, Beefzos. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 18 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537, 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit http://ccpg.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 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Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:42 - The 'Zalom' bit (Kurt's Grok-made Hebrew) 00:06:15 - Balaam and the talking donkey 00:07:35 - The Lindsay Clancy case + the Candace Owens / Andrew Wilson debate 00:16:37 - Pulse nightclub and blowback 00:21:57 - The Zionist-propaganda pivot 00:34:43 - Kurt's doomsday-cult upbringing 00:36:48 - School was invented in Prussia 00:40:05 - Reading Dolly Parton's letter to Eminem 00:42:51 - Roseanne stories 00:48:35 - The AJC 'Translate Hate' antisemitism quiz 01:02:50 - Dr. Heather Lynn on the Butler shooting 01:10:49 - Epstein files, Charlie Kirk, and 'positive evidence' 01:16:19 - Crowley's Liber 4, theatrics, and the 33s 01:21:08 - Haiti, Prince Hall Freemasonry, and the only successful slave revolt 01:24:48 - The Anunnaki and Zecharia Sitchin 01:38:27 - The Garden of Eden, Enki, and the tree of life 01:42:32 - Tanner's targeted ads: Hypno Dollar and the TikTok Shop 01:49:36 - Defense-contractor video games and Discord leaks 01:50:56 - Reading the Alpha Brain ingredients 01:54:53 - Kars4Kids and the Andrew Wilson GoFundMe Learn more about your ad choices. 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• 0:22Kurt Metzger?

  Ooh, it's hot out there, isn't it?

• 0:23Speaker 01

  God, it's boiling out there.

• 0:25Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I'm Captain Chud Kettlehorn, and with me as always,

• 0:29Speaker 01

  Sergeant Cash Green.

• 0:31Kurt Metzger?

  Sergeant Cash Green, and you're watching the Fuck Dave Smith Channel, because he's an anti Semite, and we're gonna take him to task. Finally gonna get-

• 0:43Speaker 02

  Is that what this is?

• 0:44Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 0:45Speaker 02

  Oh, you acted all cool on the car ride over here.

• 0:47Kurt Metzger?

  F D, yeah, I did exactly that. I paid him $300,000.

• 0:51Speaker 01

  Thanks for coming, and-

• 0:53Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, get on my gift send go and reimburse me for the money I paid to Dave Smith to destroy him. I paid Dave Smith $100,000.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  I didn't get, I got nothing for this. In fact, I grabbed coffees before we got here.

• 1:05Kurt Metzger?

  And he grabbed coffee too, and he's gonna make a big deal about that. You can bet on that.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  It's a Mystery Voice Certificate of Appreciation. You still need to sign it. It just says, "Thanks for coming on the show."

• 1:15Kurt Metzger?

  What does it say?

• 1:16Speaker 02

  Does it? But when I sign it, is there like mystery?

• 1:18Speaker 01

  You don't sign it. He signs. You're welcome to sign it. We have a different thing for you to sign.

• 1:22Kurt Metzger?

  Whoa, what's that?

• 1:23Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:24Kurt Metzger?

  Who do I appreciate? Who made this?

• 1:26Speaker 01

  I made it. It's for Dave. It's a certificate of appreciation.

• 1:29Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, this is beautiful.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  Thanks.

• 1:31Kurt Metzger?

  Where'd you get this paper? This is like paper-

• 1:33Speaker 01

  Staples.

• 1:34Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, this is like important government paper.

• 1:36Speaker 01

  Well, that's what's great. You could get certificates at Staples and just give them out to your friends.

• 1:41Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my goodness.

• 1:42Speaker 01

  They're powerful. Certificates are powerful, man.

• 1:45Kurt Metzger?

  You got the Star of Epstein on there.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it does.

• 1:48Kurt Metzger?

  You got the Star of Jeffrey.

• 1:49Speaker 02

  I do remember one time being in a printing shop for some reason or whatever, and that was like, one of the things they had was this, but it was like a Harvard-like thing, and there was, for whatever reason, there was like a little part of me that's like, I could print that out right now.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  Easily!

• 2:04Speaker 02

  And just say.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  No, if you really think about how the, you could just go to Staples, get a certificate, put anything you want on there, frame it. Now you're a doctor, a surgeon, put that on your wall, and people are so conditioned.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  Who's the guy who, what's his name, Leonardo DiCaprio played in that movie, who was the con artist guy? He used to write the fake checks. Don't you wish we lived in a time when you could just be a con artist?

• 2:27Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that story's fake. Frank Abagnale's a liar and-

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Oh, Jesus. Kurt, you ruin everything by knowing too much about it.

• 2:35Speaker 01

  I know.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  You can't, I can't have anything anymore.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  I know.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  It's pretty crazy when the Knicks won the championship. And Kurt's gotta be like, you know it's a [BLEEP] file ring, right? That's the whole Knicks? You know that. You know Jalen Brunson's an alien.

• 2:46Speaker 01

  When you were a kid, for sure, you were like, there's no Santa Claus.

• 2:49Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I was a Jehovah's Witness. Of course I said that. We don't do Christmas, you fucking pagan.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  He was just in third grade, just ruining things for everyone else by knowing a whole bunch of shit.

• 2:58Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, don't ruin my relationship with my family's based on, fuck you.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  There was a real Saint Nick, and he [BLEEP] kids. And that's for you, everybody.

• 3:07Kurt Metzger?

  He didn't [BLEEP] kids. First of all, the real Saint Nick was Turkish. Gross. Number one, gross.

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Chang, chang, chang.

• 3:13Kurt Metzger?

  Number two, he gave three golden balls to these teen Epstein-age girl's father, so they wouldn't have to become whores. And that's why he was, and then somehow that's Santa Claus now. And those golden balls that he gave them, the-

• 3:26Speaker 01

  Wait, you're really doing it to Santa Claus?

• 3:28Kurt Metzger?

  We brought it up.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  But like-

• 3:29Kurt Metzger?

  He's Turkish. Sorry to tell you the truth, but he was Turkish.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  Chang, chang, chang.

• 3:32Kurt Metzger?

  Fucking gross.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  Like with my kids, we just like, you know, sing songs and I get them presents and stuff.

• 3:37Kurt Metzger?

  Well, okay, but you don't lie and say a Turk, you don't say a filthy Turkish human trafficker brought the presents, do you?

• 3:42Speaker 02

  No, I do, because I tell them the truth.

• 3:45Kurt Metzger?

  You try to do it through a cutout of Santa Claus.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Hey, what are your thoughts on Elf on the Shelf?

• 3:50Speaker 02

  Oh, that, I do, well, listen, I'm a Jew, but I married a Catholic, so like, all this shit's like introduced to me, but now it's kind of, but I will say the Elf on the Shelf thing, we don't do it like that, but I do find that weird. I find that very weird. I would not want to like, train my kid that they're being watched and-

• 4:07Speaker 01

  Panopticon.

• 4:08Kurt Metzger?

  Well, get them trained for adulthood.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  For flop cams? Elf on the Shelf is just flop cam training for kids.

• 4:14Kurt Metzger?

  Let's see here. Minch on a Bench. Have you tried that one?

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Is that real?

• 4:19Speaker 02

  I, this is the first I'm, I'm learning of this, but I feel, this is a thing like-

• 4:23Speaker 01

  They took Elf on the Shelf for a Jewish dude?

• 4:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're just copying what the Christians do.

• 4:26Kurt Metzger?

  Can I make an anti Semitic confession to you on my part, instead of just throwing these out?

• 4:31Speaker 02

  This is what happens. It starts as confronting, and then by the end of the show, you're like, you made some points.

• 4:35Kurt Metzger?

  I might be projecting a Dave, at the Jew Dave Smith right now.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:39Kurt Metzger?

  Because I told Grok to find, I need a thing, like a word like shalom in Hebrew that means fuck Israel. If you could just say, and the word is zalom.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  Wait, I don't, I'm not getting it. Zalom?

• 4:51Kurt Metzger?

  Instead of shalom, if you say zalom.

• 4:53Speaker 02

  That means fuck Israel.

• 4:54Kurt Metzger?

  And if you want to write it really bad, zalom-dash-Israel, and it means a dick upon Israel.

• 5:00Speaker 02

  In Hebrew, it means a dick upon Israel.

• 5:02Kurt Metzger?

  Because the way Hebrew is written is, there's these letter switch out jokes, and you see it all throughout. You know, I'm a deep student of the Torah, as you know.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  I knew that.

• 5:10Kurt Metzger?

  The, the, the way the language works, you can switch letters out to make like a pun or a joke, but z-a-l-o-m, zalom, instead of shalom.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:19Kurt Metzger?

  Don't make merch of that and sell it. Okay.

• 5:25Kurt Metzger?

  It's not, it's a Portman 2 word, or sort of that I made up. Zalo, oh, zal, no, not zalom, zalom. With a O. Zalo means a penis on.

• 5:36Speaker 01

  A penis on zalom?

• 5:37Kurt Metzger?

  Some shit like that. Dick on you. And a schlum? What is that? Zalom, yeah.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  Can you use it, like, in Hebrew? Could I, could I do it in like a self-deprecating way? Like, if I messed up, could I go, well, dick on me?

• 5:50Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I don't know what on me.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  I just fucking left my car keys at home.

• 5:53Kurt Metzger?

  You have to say zalom, Ben Dave Smith. I don't know how you say your part.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  Zalom Ben David.

• 5:59Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, there we go. Ishim Ali Zin. Lechaim Al Zin.

• 6:05Speaker 02

  Well, ain't that just dick on me, don't you?

• 6:07Kurt Metzger?

  I gotta go back, you know.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  I kinda like that.

• 6:09Kurt Metzger?

  I gotta go back to Hebrew school. I dropped out and I, and I regret it.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  For the record, I wasn't saying I like dick on me. I was saying I like that as like a phrase.

• 6:17Kurt Metzger?

  It's a blessing, endicoyes.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  I mean, we all have a dick on us. If you have a dick, there's a dick on you.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  I always, I have one on me at all times.

• 6:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  Especially in Texas.

• 6:25Kurt Metzger?

  That's why Balaam was beating his donkey when he was riding to curse Israel. And the donkey stopped, and he beat the donkey even harder. What kind of a story is this?

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, what is that?

• 6:35Kurt Metzger?

  Then, and the donkey wouldn't go because it saw an angel saying, "Don't go." So the king of some country that doesn't like Israel, probably Iran, hired this guy, Balaam, to go put a curse on Israel. Like, he hired a guy to do what I did with Grok in five minutes.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  Right.

• 6:49Kurt Metzger?

  A dick on Israel, basically zalom. And anyway, Balaam is riding his donkey, and then it just stopped. It wouldn't go to Israel, so he get this curse done. You know, and so he's like, come on, donkey. He's beaten it. I don't think he's just jerking off really hard to me. Beats his donkey even harder.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  Beating his donkey?

• 7:05Kurt Metzger?

  And then, and then the donkey speaks to him and says, "Why are you beating me?"

• 7:09Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 7:09Kurt Metzger?

  And he goes, and then he answers it. He goes, "Because you will not go do what I said." There we go. King Balak sent Balaam.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  So you're saying, what's actually happening here is he was jerking off and having a conversation with his con?

• 7:22Kurt Metzger?

  I think it's exactly the plot of Fight Club.

• 7:26Kurt Metzger?

  That's right. You guessed it. That's the plot of Fight, Fight Club.

• 7:32Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, first up.

• 7:35Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, well, let's get right to the first order of business.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, please.

• 7:39Kurt Metzger?

  The Lindsay Clancy, the case that is tearing this country apart. Lindsay Clancy, the one I just heard about now, because why would you be following this unless you're a fucking illiterate? Are you familiar with Lindsay Clancy?

• 7:51Speaker 02

  I'm aware of the case. I'm not following the case at all.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  I'm following it.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  Everyone's, everyone's obsessed with this thing.

• 7:56Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, so that's how you know the MKUltra project Gestalt is in full effect, because why would you follow this like it concerns you? People have, I broke up with my fifth wife Jenna, because she told me this chick may not be, may be her husband.

• 8:09Speaker 01

  People are, yeah, splitting up.

• 8:10Kurt Metzger?

  She tried to pull some shit like Candace, she started becoming a Candace Owens at me.

• 8:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:14Kurt Metzger?

  To take me off the fucking, and I'm like, where's your positive evidence?

• 8:18Speaker 02

  You Andrew Wilsons?

• 8:19Kurt Metzger?

  Where's your, yeah. Do you understand what positive evidence is? It's like AIDS-based evidence.

• 8:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:23Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  Now, you destroyed her. You did have to give her $300,000, which was weird.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  That is weird.

• 8:29Speaker 02

  I felt like that was your money.

• 8:30Kurt Metzger?

  I go, "Take $300,000, Jenna, and get the fuck out of my house. She won't forget that."

• 8:34Speaker 02

  Take $300,000.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  You got her, man.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Now, where's your positive evidence? And then you go, after a few hours, you go, I guess this is basically a tie. All right, see you later.

• 8:43Kurt Metzger?

  AI will tell you that I won.

• 8:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:46Kurt Metzger?

  You ask any AI.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  If you prompt it the right way, it will tell you.

• 8:51Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, Patrick Bedvalue said they both won, and he's right. Patrick Bedvalue said, because, I'll tell you why, they both won. Because Candace always got $300,000. We don't remember what they talked about, but everybody saw, his name got put out there. And, yeah, in the best way possible to. The best way he could be seen by the public. Sweating and twitching, and yelling at a pregnant woman. And nobody feels any differently. Well, some people now think Erica Kirk did it, thanks to you. So that's a great, that's what you want, right? I called her retarded. I made it seem like she probably did it.

• 9:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know, man. I think, I think probably Candace moved people in her direction in that debate.

• 9:36Kurt Metzger?

  I know she did, because I watched people say it.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  I think it was probably worth it in that regard for her to do, because like-

• 9:41Kurt Metzger?

  Well, how many Jewish settlers?

• 9:43Speaker 02

  How many Jewish settlers were moved? A few of them watched it, and they went, these Palestinians do have rights, after all.

• 9:48Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, why did Israel even come up at all his first openings? Israel, like, why would you pay money and then bring that up? Dude, when I started, when I made that beautiful musical tribute to him, which is not an insult, we played it last week, or this future week for Professor Zhang.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:04Kurt Metzger?

  Everyone loved it. It was called The Wilson Shake. That's his term, not mine.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Well, objectively, it's a good song.

• 10:09Kurt Metzger?

  His whole family has the shake. If they don't, never heard of zins, these people.

• 10:14Kurt Metzger?

  They don't get a ciggy, they're gonna get a little cranky.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  I'm an Alban myself.

• 10:17Kurt Metzger?

  Never heard of Alp, of long-lasting, great-tasting Alp. Hey, you don't want to sweat when you're talking to some lying bitch. Okay. So anyway, the other big story besides that amazing-

• 10:28Speaker 02

  It was a great commercial. Tucker Carlson, 2028. You want to sweat when you're talking to some chick? No.

• 10:33Kurt Metzger?

  You want to straighten out a bitch with a trat as way possible while she's pregnant?

• 10:37Speaker 01

  Have you ever talked to Tucker Carlson about his Grateful Dead tour that he-

• 10:41Speaker 02

  I have briefly talked to Tucker Carlson about that.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  You know this about Tucker Carlson, right?

• 10:45Speaker 02

  He was a real Deadhead.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  He followed the Grateful Dead.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Doug Carlson has some-

• 10:48Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that's very suspicious. They suck. Okay. Wait, I want, I want to talk to-

• 10:55Speaker 02

  I really thought Kurt was about to get into some MKUltra Dead story. Oh, it was just a take on their music. I had some good songs.

• 11:03Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, and one more thing, Dave. Courtney Love's dad was their manager, who wrote a book about it. He worked for the CIA, and in the foreword to his book, he said, "Dedicated to the boys of Bohemian Grove."

• 11:15Speaker 01

  Those great boys.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  I'm Luke Touma.

• 11:20Kurt Metzger?

  I'm Nate Marshall.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  I'm the social media guy.

• 11:23Speaker 01

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• 11:27Speaker 03

  This is Pardon Our Balls.

• 11:55Speaker 01

  Nate, that was perfect.

• 11:59Kurt Metzger?

  I apologize. You all right?

• 12:03Speaker 01

  You good? All right.

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• 14:37Speaker 02

  Kurt, do you do anything else other than consume information that could only be useful on this podcast?

• 14:44Kurt Metzger?

  Well, um...

• 14:45Speaker 02

  Wait, how much time? I know, I'm saying it's so fortunate that we live in a world where this show is, can be made. But like Kurt, otherwise we'd just wander through life. Like if it was 1985, he'd still know all this shit, but there'd just be nothing to do with it.

• 14:59Kurt Metzger?

  Well, this is the end times, Dave.

• 15:01Speaker 02

  Confront you with mitzvahs.

• 15:02Kurt Metzger?

  I know you and your atheist friend Scott Horton don't understand the spiritual side of this.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  I'm trying to bring him over back.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  This is the end times.

• 15:07Kurt Metzger?

  I know Scott and Horton don't believe in that and we...

• 15:09Speaker 01

  Will you see that, Dave?

• 15:11Speaker 02

  I believe in God. Scott doesn't. He's, he's an atheist, but he's still right about the war.

• 15:16Kurt Metzger?

  More like a gaytheist. Did you try that on him?

• 15:17Speaker 02

  I haven't yet.

• 15:18Kurt Metzger?

  That works.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  That's good, man.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  I'll circle back to that.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 15:22Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, you just put gay on the front of anything. I learned that at Andrew Wilson Academy.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Is that the...

• 15:27Kurt Metzger?

  I'm an atheist.

• 15:29Kurt Metzger?

  You snort like a man pig and then go, "I'm like a gaytheist. You look sniz." You know how Christ once said that? I believe in, uh, is it John where he said to the whore at the well? "You look sniz, you dyke bitch." Remember that?

• 15:46Kurt Metzger?

  Sorry, I'm the only trad one here? Okay. So anyway, this bitch that killed all her kids. Uh, we established in the feud, when is that episode coming out? The Zhang episode? Cause here's the one argument nobody makes is, um, she was on Brody pills. You know them school shooter pills that made Brody?

• 16:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:01Kurt Metzger?

  Take his own life because they onboarded a different amount?

• 16:05Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 16:05Kurt Metzger?

  That's what she was on. And nobody, of the, you know, there's always only two arguments to everything, as, as we all know, and, and, uh, as MK Ultra teaches us. Nobody picked up on she's on school shooter pills. The ones that make you gamble and have suicidal ideation, especially maybe you have postpartum depression on top of it. Nobody, so this is distracting from a lot of shit at once. The idea that everybody should, it was like that kid that stabbed somebody, a blackhead here, we're in Houston. And, uh, you know, you're real hard-hitting journalists, like you're Jeremys of the Quartering, we're like on, all over it, you know? And, uh, like, and I was like, why really is this? Okay, I live in Milwaukee and I'm like, I sound sad, but I mean, like, why are you telling me this?

• 16:46Speaker 02

  Right.

• 16:46Kurt Metzger?

  This and Greta Thunberg are both the same level of usefulness to me.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  It's, it's, you know, the, um, what was it? The, uh, the Pulse nightclub shooting? You remember that one? So it was like an LGBT, uh...

• 16:57Speaker 01

  Dude, I was there.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  But if you look, so I don't remember the detail. Well, obviously you were, you were dancing, bro.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  DJing.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Dancing and helping the guy plant. Um, no, but so you know the whole thing? It was all a fucking Muslim dude who was pissed off about the bombing campaign in Syria.

• 17:11Kurt Metzger?

  That's right.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  And he was like fucking furious about that. And he didn't even know it was a gay club. If I'm remembering these details correctly.

• 17:16Kurt Metzger?

  No, you remember exactly correct.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  It was a gay club. He just wanted to shoot up a club because fuck you, you're killing babies in Syria. And then the whole story became about LGBTQ hate, when you're like, yo, no dude, this was a story about blowback terrorism being caused by our foreign policy. So the story was a national story forever and no one even talked about what the fuck the real story was. It had nothing to do with...

• 17:37Kurt Metzger?

  I'll be Andrew Wilson.

• 17:38Speaker 01

  What's that to do with, uh?

• 17:40Kurt Metzger?

  I'll be Andrew Wilson.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  I'm saying killing gays is good.

• 17:43Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, okay. That's good. Yeah. So those stupid stories are the, and they always lie. I can't think of a single news story that's, that's correct from 20 years ago. They name a news story from 20 years ago that you can remember where you're like, oh, like, or, you know, Columbine or...

• 17:57Speaker 02

  You know, there were a few news stories that they reported at the time that were correct, but like...

• 18:03Kurt Metzger?

  The people went to jail?

• 18:04Speaker 02

  Well, no, you know, it's interesting. Sometimes there's like, you could catch like before they make up a propaganda lie.

• 18:10Speaker 01

  Right.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  They would tell the truth about it.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  Because it was, you know, there's real interesting, uh, there...

• 18:16Kurt Metzger?

  Is this a trick? Is this like a trick opening cooler? Great.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's one of those old trick opening coolers.

• 18:22Kurt Metzger?

  That's what they think's funny in this.

• 18:24Speaker 02

  Well, uh...

• 18:25Speaker 01

  Stop doing it with that trick cooler, man.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  They do it every episode. They get him with that thing.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  It's not fucking funny!

• 18:37Kurt Metzger?

  Continues, uh, professor.

• 18:41Speaker 02

  Well, atheist, noted atheist Scott Horton, he had this in his book, but there's a, there's two...

• 18:46Speaker 01

  What do you mean noted atheist?

• 18:47Speaker 02

  No, it's Kurt just talks about how he's...

• 18:49Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I noted it. I notated it right now.

• 18:51Speaker 02

  It's been notated several times by Kurt.

• 18:52Speaker 01

  Okay, so he's an atheist.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  But he's, so in, there were two interviews that I think it was ABC News did with Osama bin Laden in like 96 and 94, where they like actually like got interviews with him. And the story at the time, it would be like, they'd interview him about why he hates America.

• 19:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:10Speaker 02

  And then he'd be like, I hate America because of your military presence over here and you kill all these kids and you, you know, all the sanctions and all this shit.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:17Speaker 02

  And then they would just be like, well, he hates us for our foreign policy. Scott, back to you with what? Like that was just the news.

• 19:22Speaker 01

  Right.

• 19:23Speaker 02

  Because the lie that they hate us for our freedom hadn't been invented yet. That wasn't invented until like after 9/11. So sometimes if you go back, like, they were giving you the real news, almost in a way, because they weren't even thinking...

• 19:35Kurt Metzger?

  Leave it on that.

• 19:35Speaker 01

  Right.

• 19:35Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  Joe DeRosa's...

• 19:37Kurt Metzger?

  Thank you. Who pulled this up? Uh, uh...

• 19:39Speaker 01

  I did.

• 19:40Kurt Metzger?

  That's great. Way to work, Tanner. See that? This guy, this is what an atheist looked like.

• 19:43Speaker 02

  Handsome Joe DeRosa?

• 19:44Kurt Metzger?

  A half-black. I was gonna say half-black, but yeah.

• 19:47Speaker 02

  The best Joe, Joe DeRosa on his absolute best day ever.

• 19:49Kurt Metzger?

  Tall drink of chocolate milk, I'll tell you.

• 19:51Speaker 02

  Like just fucking, if DeRosa, it's too late now, but like 15 years ago, he had turned it around, really hit the gem, given up this comedy nonsense.

• 20:01Kurt Metzger?

  Well, he did that. He's got a sandwich empire, but I think this look, it reminds me of C. Thomas Howell in that great movie he did, that he never worked again, where he became black to get a scholarship.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Holy shit. What was that called?

• 20:15Kurt Metzger?

  Um, the best movie ever made?

• 20:17Speaker 01

  Soul Man.

• 20:18Kurt Metzger?

  Oh.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Soul Man.

• 20:19Kurt Metzger?

  Soul Man. It's actually very close. It, I believe it's a prequel to the upcoming Ben Shapiro film, Run, Hide, Fight, except for Dave Lucas, which Jenna pointed out, and don't be mad at me. Jenna said that.

• 20:32Speaker 01

  Can we play a trailer?

• 20:33Kurt Metzger?

  She goes, is he gonna run in the Run, Fight, I mean...

• 20:35Speaker 01

  Oh, wait. Play Run, Fight. What's it called again?

• 20:38Kurt Metzger?

  Run, Fight, Height?

• 20:38Speaker 01

  Can we play the...

• 20:39Speaker 02

  That's fucked up, Jenna. That's fucked up to say.

• 20:40Speaker 01

  Let's play the trailer for this.

• 20:41Kurt Metzger?

  My fifth line to Jenna was being mean to Dave Lucas for no reason.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  That's fucked up. He's a good guy.

• 20:52Kurt Metzger?

  Who plays these arrows? Do they all choose like usual?

• 20:56Kurt Metzger?

  Like real Eli Wallach casting, you know?

• 21:03Kurt Metzger?

  Nothing like electric guitar, Daily Wire logo.

• 21:07Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, he's from Delta Force.

• 21:18Speaker 01

  I cannot fly.

• 21:20Kurt Metzger?

  There are three ways Islam will conquer the West.

• 21:25Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, man, do we even want to spoil those ways that Islam will conquer?

• 21:31Speaker 02

  All right, give us two. Give us two.

• 21:33Speaker 01

  Yes, two, we can handle two.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  Give us two.

• 21:35Kurt Metzger?

  Now, what is his stake in this movie?

• 21:36Speaker 02

  I want to see the whole movie.

• 21:37Kurt Metzger?

  Now, uh, fucking Kang, Wee Was Kang the Conqueror over here.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  America's gonna be overrun by black Israelites?

• 21:47Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, do you remember Wee Was Kang the Conqueror? You see, what these Muslim pricks do is tell you, you can only beat your wife with something like this long, but it's a free country. I could beat her. I could beat my shiksa with whatever the fuck I have on hand, is what I say.

• 22:00Speaker 02

  But it's good. It's real interesting to me, though, this whole thing, because it's, uh, you know, like, the Daily Wires is, you know, like, that's Mossad headquarters. So this is, it's a, I've had my finger on the pulse of the Zionist propaganda over the last year.

• 22:13Kurt Metzger?

  You have.

• 22:14Speaker 02

  And it's really changed. It's, they've, they've come, listen, this is the thing they're doing now. They're, they're making a big pivot. They, they basically realized that they're, they, they spent the first three years attacking us from the, from like the Faggot Left? Kind of, you know, like, it was, it would almost be like a-

• 22:31Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, that's our old band.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  The Faggot Left?

• 22:34Kurt Metzger?

  No, it's not the Faggot Left.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  That's my least favorite. Hey, that's the least favorite part of my night.

• 22:39Kurt Metzger?

  Because a bundle of sticks is stronger together.

• 22:41Speaker 02

  Please, Mr. Faggot Left, that's my father.

• 22:43Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it's, we were, it was a fascist band, but it's, you know, the Fashi is a bundle of sticks. We were in English fascism.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  But so they were trying to say forever, like, you're an anti-Semite, was essentially the thing, right? Like, if you're critical, oh, you're racist, was their thing. And they realized that's completely failed. And now they realize, like, that the right wing has gone, like, hard right wing nationalist anti-Israel.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:07Speaker 02

  And so now they're pivoting to going, look, we can't defend Israel, and we can't call you a racist for being against us genociding people.

• 23:15Kurt Metzger?

  You're saying the three W's.

• 23:16Speaker 02

  They're not working anymore.

• 23:17Kurt Metzger?

  Women, racism, and Russia. Have worn off.

• 23:19Speaker 02

  They've worn, they know, they recognize this.

• 23:21Kurt Metzger?

  And the weather, four, four W's.

• 23:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, they can't-

• 23:24Kurt Metzger?

  Women, racism, Russia, and the weather are my four issues.

• 23:27Speaker 02

  They don't, they don't want us to wans the kids anymore, so now we have to move on to, uh, fuck the Muslims.

• 23:33Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, the far right here-

• 23:34Speaker 02

  That's an argument they can win. They can't defend Israel, but they could go, hey, fuck Muslims. And at least in that example, hey, I can point to any fucked up things Muslims do now, and then go, oh, look at these fucking savages.

• 23:45Speaker 01

  Right.

• 23:45Speaker 02

  So that's the new, that, watch, all Zionist propaganda for the next year is gonna be fuck the Muslims.

• 23:49Kurt Metzger?

  What do you think's better casting for this movie, for this propaganda film, as a scholar? Um, this guy, uh, Wee Was Kang from The Conqueror, or

• 24:00Kurt Metzger?

  uh, what's his name, uh, uh, in, uh, Army Hammer the Cannibal and fucking that, uh, Uva Bowl movie? Where he fights the Muslims in, uh, Germany.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:09Kurt Metzger?

  Which Israeli-funded casting decision was better?

• 24:12Speaker 02

  Well-

• 24:12Kurt Metzger?

  This shiksa beater or the shiksa eater?

• 24:28Speaker 02

  Well, you've asked, you've asked the obvious question that was sitting right in front of all of us. And there's actually a lot of literature on this.

• 24:34Kurt Metzger?

  Well, let's have popcorn and mystery dog weigh in, too. Go ahead and bring him in, Jenna. Even though you support that woman that murdered her kids, we're still broken up.

• 24:43Speaker 01

  Are you on the Clancy side?

• 24:46Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that, she says that now because she doesn't want this gravy train to run dry.

• 24:52Kurt Metzger?

  Living the good life on a boat.

• 26:11Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 26:12Speaker 01

  Hey, can we show, can we just for a second? Show this, I just want to show you guys something. I don't know if I'm throwing this off completely.

• 26:21Kurt Metzger?

  Popcorn.

• 26:21Speaker 01

  This is the creepiest video I've ever seen, Dave. I want your thoughts on this. And, and I, I'm sorry, but we need to watch the whole thing because the end is just great.

• 26:30Kurt Metzger?

  Look at popcorn ready to solve this misery.

• 26:35Kurt Metzger?

  Already I'm grossed out.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  Just wait.

• 26:38Kurt Metzger?

  Where's her dick?

• 26:41Speaker 01

  Just wait.

• 26:42Kurt Metzger?

  Ew.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  Why is this recorded today on a home camera?

• 26:53Kurt Metzger?

  Is this the Wilson family? Are you gonna keep attacking them after, because you beat your friend Candace Owens? Wow, wow, Professor Dave.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  Wilson family on Thanksgiving.

• 27:01Kurt Metzger?

  Look, this is their trad life, and you judge that man? Now, what you can't see is all the, the, it stinks of cigarettes in that house.

• 27:12Kurt Metzger?

  Wow, somebody's got a big pussy in this house, am I right?

• 27:16Kurt Metzger?

  Popcorn could tell.

• 27:20Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 27:22Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, other than the song sucks, what's the?

• 27:30Kurt Metzger?

  Is this a movie?

• 27:34Kurt Metzger?

  Why are they doing this? Yeah, well, so that's creepy, that's why. Everything was fine.

• 27:40Speaker 02

  Wait, what are we watching?

• 27:41Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  But what, what family is this?

• 27:44Speaker 01

  No idea.

• 27:48Kurt Metzger?

  They're ready, they're ready to go to the, they're gonna be in line for that, uh, Run, Hide, Fight? Uh, Get the Muslim movie.

• 27:58Speaker 01

  But this can happen to you. You can get born into a family like that.

• 28:02Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 28:02Speaker 01

  You could just end up in that fucking house, lined up.

• 28:07Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I'm gonna be honest, I, I have a suspicion, I have a, wait, so who are these people?

• 28:12Speaker 01

  I don't know, keep playing, though, because just wait.

• 28:14Kurt Metzger?

  I don't, okay.

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Last part, just the last part, just to really emphasize.

• 28:18Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, that song is based on an ode to boy lovers. I'm not making that up. It's a literal parody, like Yankee Doodle is a parody. The National Anthem of America is all about love with a boy, because the guy that wrote it's a, that's a fact. That's a fact.

• 28:35Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, good, let's see. Like, let's be creeped out by this.

• 28:48Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, she's not gonna have an OnlyFans.

• 28:53Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my God. If you have that many kids, one of them's gonna feel the other one's titties. I'm telling you, that's a fact.

• 28:58Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 28:59Kurt Metzger?

  I think they want it to happen.

• 29:00Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 29:03Kurt Metzger?

  One of them's gonna be gay. You're playing the averages.

• 29:12Kurt Metzger?

  Pick out which one's gay right now.

• 29:15Speaker 02

  I got that one.

• 29:17Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I, I caught, I made the same call. We know which one's gay.

• 29:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, for sure.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  No, what's crazy about this-

• 29:27Kurt Metzger?

  Is the mom wanted to be a singer?

• 29:29Speaker 01

  Do you know who's holding the camera?

• 29:30Kurt Metzger?

  Who?

• 29:31Speaker 01

  John Wayne Gacy.

• 29:33Kurt Metzger?

  What, he's alive?

• 29:34Speaker 01

  No, this is from way back.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Wasn't there a tablet there somewhere?

• 29:39Kurt Metzger?

  I don't think this is John Wayne Gacy, is it?

• 29:45Kurt Metzger?

  Did John Wayne Gacy have a lot of kids? I don't remember that.

• 29:50Kurt Metzger?

  Guys.

• 29:53Speaker 01

  Here we go, wait, just wait, guys, it's worth the wait.

• 29:57Kurt Metzger?

  It's better be worth it.

• 30:07Kurt Metzger?

  It's okay, popcorn.

• 30:10Kurt Metzger?

  It's just America.

• 30:12Kurt Metzger?

  It's not your enemy.

• 30:20Kurt Metzger?

  God loves America. Is it? What the fuck is happening?

• 30:31Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so here's the.

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• 34:21Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, Teresa Rodriguez sex reveal. Janessa Rodriguez was the Rodriguez. Okay, so the dad's a Mexican or something.

• 34:29Speaker 01

  I don't know. I don't know who these people are.

• 34:31Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you should do some due diligence and figure out what this is. But the only creepy part of it is that this whack job narcissist broad is singing the National Anthem while our whole family has to listen?

• 34:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:42Kurt Metzger?

  You know, it's like, it's like, it's like more than a bringer show. It's like you actually give birth to the audience.

• 34:47Speaker 01

  It's scary, man. It's just.

• 34:49Kurt Metzger?

  A bring them into the world show.

• 34:50Speaker 01

  It just freaks, doesn't it freak you? I mean, I guess you were kind of born in a cult, though, but that.

• 34:54Kurt Metzger?

  We didn't do that. We didn't salute the, I've never saluted the flag in my life because I was in a doomsday cult and that's a blood oath. If you want to be a Christian, you can't make a blood oath. Or you can, but you shouldn't because you'll be held to it. So I've never, you know, just go on Wikipedia.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  What does that mean? You'll be held to it? So what would you be held to?

• 35:12Kurt Metzger?

  So if you pledge allegiance to the flag, you gotta do something against Christianity. Now you've made two pledges. You know, like blow up a, help Israel blow up the church where Jesus was born. You know, shit like that. Or genocide.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  So they're just being good Christians?

• 35:26Kurt Metzger?

  A good Christian doesn't go to war. He's anti-war. So this lie that you can go to war and be a Christian, that's very.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  That always, I've always found that to be somewhat irreconcilable.

• 35:35Speaker 01

  It's irreconcilable.

• 35:36Kurt Metzger?

  It's completely incompatible. But put Wikipedia Pledge of Allegiance.

• 35:40Speaker 02

  Well, I thought, I thought Aquinas and Thomas Aquinas, didn't he come up with the just war theory? I thought that was, that was a reasonable.

• 35:49Kurt Metzger?

  Did he come up with that? Well, he must be a fucking apostate. Okay.

• 35:52Speaker 02

  You're gonna take away, you're gonna take Thomas Aquinas away from me?

• 35:54Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I mean, as a Christian, you're not Christian, so what do you care? Keep going down to the pictures, though. We want to see.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  Well, I like parts.

• 36:00Kurt Metzger?

  We need to see the Sig Hail. Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. Because the American, the flag, the flag's loose to Sig Hail. It's called the Bellamy Salute. Keep going, the pictures. Oh, there it is. There it is. I love it. It's one of my favorite.

• 36:11Speaker 01

  Swear?

• 36:12Kurt Metzger?

  So that was the original Pledge of Allegiance, which.

• 36:15Speaker 01

  No way.

• 36:16Kurt Metzger?

  Yes. So got a little embarrassing, you know, with mistakes being made. What is it, buddy? Oh, you love mommy. You're taking her side.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  I don't see the problem.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  It is wild.

• 36:28Speaker 02

  Happy little, happy little white children, if you ask me.

• 36:30Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. So we, because really, what's it between your hand like this and hailing a cab motion is the actual difference besides surface level. Nothing. You're trying to, you're taking, doing a ritualized group fucking, that's what was creepy, by the way, is that family group thing of like total control, like you're Kim Jong Un?

• 36:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:49Kurt Metzger?

  And you're mingling religious shit with the flag.

• 36:51Speaker 02

  Well, that's the whole, but that's, that's what school, that's what school was, right? That's the.

• 36:57Kurt Metzger?

  When I went to school, we didn't.

• 36:59Speaker 02

  Well, there was a, it was in, school was invented in Prussia. That's why it's all, all that shit is German words. You know, it's all kindergarten. Why do you say?

• 37:07Kurt Metzger?

  The Prussian miracle.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  So it was, it was the, in the Prussian Empire, it was the cultural and geographic precursors to the Nazis, right? And they were, it was, they were having a major problem, which was that they were trying to fight wars with conscripted armies and their soldiers would constantly run away. They'd run away, or they'd miss on purpose. They'd piss themselves and freeze. They do all that. They just didn't want to fucking serve.

• 37:32Kurt Metzger?

  Seventy percent of people won't pull the trigger when they get into battle. Seventy percent.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:36Kurt Metzger?

  I'm not making that up.

• 37:37Speaker 02

  That sounds right.

• 37:38Kurt Metzger?

  So you hear the bullshit of humans are so warlike. No, they're not. Some are.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  Look, one of the worst things about democracy, as opposed to like monarchies and shit, is that democracy, like it perpetuates this myth of like, we are the government, the government is us. The kind of like thing where it's like China did this, or France did that. And we think of that. Whereas one of the benefits of having a king who ruled over you was you knew what it was. You were like, yeah, this motherfucker rules us. We don't really love it, but like, whatever. Or maybe you revered the king or whatever. But you weren't like gonna fight a war for, and so they came up with this, the solution was school. And they would, they would draft all of the young boys at the age of five. And they would, they would essentially propagandize them to be loyal servants of the state.

• 38:20Kurt Metzger?

  Do you know why?

• 38:21Speaker 02

  And Horace Mann, who's considered the godfather of, of education in America, he explicitly said it, there's a long quote of his, where he said, he goes, listen, we know that we're borrowing the Prussian model and bringing it to America, but surely, like, if they can use this system to make their kids support autocracy, then we could use the system to make them support good republicanism and Americanism. But the same, it's the same thing, dude. You take your little children and you put them into a thing where they pledge allegiance to the state. There's other fucking real sick about that, man.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Fucking crazy.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:55Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, but why five? Because at six, there's some brainwave you get to distinguish reality as a kid. So that's why kids are a little harder to handle if they go to school later than earlier. And that's why suddenly pre-k was so important to success. Because nobody ever talked that shit. Oh, you gotta go to pre-k. Statistically, they do better. Why? Because it's very expensive and they're rich kids? I bet.

• 39:15Speaker 02

  I'd say I.

• 39:16Kurt Metzger?

  Get them away from mommy. All cults do the same thing. I'll eat you away from your mother so the state can get his dick in your fucking brain. So you can go to war for no fucking reason.

• 39:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:27Kurt Metzger?

  The fuck is that noise?

• 39:28Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 39:29Kurt Metzger?

  I didn't hear anything.

• 39:30Speaker 01

  Don't hear a thing.

• 39:32Speaker 02

  Kurt was just touching on something true and the universe started talking to him.

• 39:35Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 39:39Kurt Metzger?

  Oh my, oh my. So you found that creepy, did you?

• 39:42Speaker 01

  What?

• 39:42Kurt Metzger?

  That beautiful family?

• 39:44Speaker 01

  Look, I don't know. Maybe I was just copying.

• 39:46Kurt Metzger?

  Oh Tanner, are you calling Dr. Heather Lynn?

• 39:49Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, we, we, we can.

• 39:51Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, cuz someone's calling her laptop, which is unusual, so I thought maybe you guys-

• 39:54Speaker 04

  I'm not calling her right now, no.

• 39:56Speaker 01

  Okay, well, while we call her, why don't we read Dolly Parton's letter to Eminem?

• 40:01Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, that's a great idea.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  Oh, was this written to a candy? I thought this was the musical artist.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  She loves Eminem's, man!

• 40:07Speaker 02

  This-

• 40:08Kurt Metzger?

  Not to, uh, Marshall Mathers.

• 40:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:10Speaker 01

  This is really nice.

• 40:11Kurt Metzger?

  No, it is to Marshall Mathers.

• 40:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, it's to him. "I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but get-"

• 40:17Speaker 02

  No, this is Eminem speaking.

• 40:19Speaker 01

  That's how he talks.

• 40:20Speaker 02

  No, this is-

• 40:22Speaker 02

  Oh, he just raps that way?

• 40:25Speaker 01

  Marshall, Eminem, "Congratulations on your induction to the rock and roll hall of fame."

• 40:30Kurt Metzger?

  Can you read it good? Cuz I can't hear you.

• 40:31Speaker 01

  God, you sound like my kids when I read it.

• 40:33Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, they're, yeah.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  "Your performance was amazing, and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that, I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you, but my tits are made of alligator dicks."

• 40:53Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 40:54Speaker 01

  No, she said that.

• 40:55Kurt Metzger?

  Oh.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  "I have to say I will not seem weird or strange to you,

• 41:00Speaker 01

  but I've always felt some unexplained connection to you, like I know you somehow. I'd hope to meet you at the show, but you know how nuts these things are? Personally, I hate them and I missed my chance, but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing, because you do it so well. And no matter how complex your world may be, just know you're very special and touch people in ways you don't even know."

• 41:25Kurt Metzger?

  Do you know he's the grandson of Marshall, of, uh, McGregor Mathers from The Golden Dawn?

• 41:29Speaker 01

  No, that's not true. Please, please let that be true.

• 41:33Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, okay, and his mom, maybe his mom wrote a book, cuz she's a maniac. Uh, she said about how his dad would go on and on. He was down to something to weird, like, you know, cold shit or something. He always made a big deal that he was a descendant of McGregor Mathers.

• 41:49Speaker 02

  Really?

• 41:50Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 41:50Speaker 01

  Can you pull up McGregor Mathers?

• 41:52Kurt Metzger?

  Maybe it's not true, but I think it is true, because, uh, as you know-

• 41:55Speaker 02

  Oh Kurt, you don't ever have to say that. I just assume that with everything you say.

• 41:58Kurt Metzger?

  That is true?

• 41:59Speaker 02

  No, it's not, maybe it's not true, maybe it's true, it doesn't matter.

• 42:02Speaker 01

  That's Eminem's dad?

• 42:04Kurt Metzger?

  Samuel Liddell, great McGregor Mathers, yeah. That's Eminem's, no, it's not his dad, it's his dad's, like, great grandfather, some, something like that.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  Oh shit, look at him, he's spitting a rhyme.

• 42:15Speaker 02

  Dude, he's freestyling, I can see it, yeah.

• 42:17Kurt Metzger?

  But you know about McGregor Mathers, right? Duncan?

• 42:20Speaker 01

  No.

• 42:21Kurt Metzger?

  The guy at the Crowley and him got in the battle?

• 42:24Speaker 01

  I know about the guy, oh, that's the guy he fought? That cannot, don't tell me that this-

• 42:29Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, that's, well, that's what Eminem's father used to tell Eminem's mother a lot.

• 42:33Speaker 02

  Do you ever see, uh, do you ever see the, the guy who does the videos? I don't know if this is even that big, or I just found it, but it's my favorite thing, but the guy who just does Eminem, like, just being at home with his, like, with his girlfriend or just in his house. You know what I'm talking about?

• 42:48Speaker 01

  I haven't seen-

• 42:48Speaker 02

  He just does, he's just like Eminem, but he just raps about everything, and it, but the way he does it, dude, is the funniest. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? No? You haven't seen that? It's just like Eminem in his regular life is the idea of it, but it's just like his girlfriend will just come in and just, here, see if you can find it, cuz I'm not gonna do it justice.

• 43:04Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, Dolly Parton, you know how she had those tattoos all the way up her arms and fuck, and they were, she would hide them? And Roseanne told me at Thanksgiving, she accidentally, like, outed these tattoos.

• 43:13Speaker 02

  Oh, Roseanne still talks to you?

• 43:15Kurt Metzger?

  I, well, I haven't talked to her since that Thanksgiving, but-

• 43:17Speaker 02

  I gotta condemn, I gotta condemn antisemitism more.

• 43:20Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I talk, I see her son Jake, uh, from time to time, but I haven't seen him.

• 43:23Speaker 02

  I think he likes me. Uh, she used to really like me, and we were cool, and then she found out I hate Israel, and then she, posed, it really kinda broke my heart.

• 43:31Kurt Metzger?

  What'd she say?

• 43:32Speaker 02

  Oh, something about how I'm an anti-Semite, blah, blah, blah.

• 43:35Kurt Metzger?

  I think that-

• 43:36Speaker 02

  But I said, I, I responded to her, and I said, I just said, like, "Roseanne, I don't care how much you hate me, I love you." And then she deleted the tweet. So I was like, okay, I think maybe that's good.

• 43:45Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, she was raised Orthodox Jewish and Mormon, she told me at Thanksgiving.

• 43:49Speaker 02

  She was, do you ever hear the thing where she-

• 43:51Kurt Metzger?

  How crazy that is?

• 43:52Speaker 02

  She talks about, um, I forget her story, cuz it's so many different Jews have stories like this, but she has some story like that she was so, uh, her parents showed her the videos of the Holocaust when she was a little kid, and like, she couldn't sleep for years or something like that.

• 44:05Kurt Metzger?

  Her parents-

• 44:06Speaker 02

  And like, it's like, oh, okay, well, that's why you're having this crazy emotional reaction.

• 44:09Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, not only that, in the nineties, her pa, she said her parents satanically abused her, and she had split personalities, and then, back when that was debunked, the idea of, um, uh, what do you call it now? Now it's not debunked. That, uh, multiple shit.

• 44:21Speaker 01

  Multiple personalities?

• 44:22Kurt Metzger?

  But she had to walk it back, and I always thought that that shit wasn't real, cuz you can hear of the Satanic Panic, which is fake. That, there's no such thing as it, that's a marketing term. Uh, so she had to walk it back, but I think she was telling the fucking truth, because Zionism is the strongest based, uh, trauma-based mind control I've ever seen personally.

• 44:40Speaker 02

  It's unbelievable, dude.

• 44:41Kurt Metzger?

  Viva Frye, I honestly, honestly-

• 44:42Speaker 01

  What do you mean, like circumcision?

• 44:44Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that's part of it. That's part of it. Hans Kim, he told me in South Korea, they don't circumcise until they're 12.

• 44:50Speaker 02

  Ugh.

• 44:51Kurt Metzger?

  And I go, why did he do that? He goes, "So you remember it, so you don't make problems," to be funny, but I bet that is why, cuz what other reason is there? I, I'm, I'm running a breeding program here, right, and I need them to have total control over what you do. So that kind of early trauma as a baby that you don't even remember later, uh, I bet that causes all kinds of good control. Anyway, whatever. The point is, uh, Mormons are, the inner circle Mormons are fucking warlocks. Why would Orthodox Jews wanna be part of Mormonism? They're not compatible. Well, if you're one of them Frankists that are a real thing, that are still around-

• 45:22Speaker 02

  Now Candace Owens has told me about them.

• 45:24Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, she doesn't factor into this, and, and by the way, I've been talking, I told you about him before she did, and I'm a little offended you put it on her, because I've been blathering about this for quite some time.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  All right. You're gonna come at Candace Owens like this, you better pay her 300 grand.

• 45:36Kurt Metzger?

  Well, the point is this, people bring up Candace Owens, but none of this has shit to do with her. If she disappears, none of these facts change. I don't know why they think defeating her does something. You still gotta deal with the captain. Captain Chud.

• 45:46Speaker 01

  Still gotta deal with Captain-

• 45:48Kurt Metzger?

  Chud Gettlehorn's coming for your ass. Okay, anyway.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  Hey, what is a Frankist again?

• 45:52Kurt Metzger?

  It's a converso, it's a, look, basically-

• 45:54Speaker 01

  What's a converso?

• 45:56Kurt Metzger?

  Like Chris Columbus, when, uh, Spain was persecuting Jews, uh, there, the idea to, uh, uh, what's his name? Sabatias V, the original fucking failed messiok, the first, the worst, uh, uh, catastrophe for Judaism before the Holocaust.

• 46:11Speaker 01

  Right.

• 46:12Kurt Metzger?

  He, uh, led 60% of the, of, of them, cuz they're, you know, it's the end, they get, uh, millennial, they're being persecuted real bad. So you get Armageddon ideas when, every single time when that happens.

• 46:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:22Kurt Metzger?

  And so he had this thing with salvation through sin, like Rasputin did. Remember Rasputin? You gotta sin to, you gotta be, like, bad to be good, and everything that you've heard is bad, you should do the opposite of it, cuz that'll bring the messiok faster.

• 46:35Speaker 01

  Right.

• 46:35Kurt Metzger?

  And but he got on board with it, and then he converted to Islam. So if you imagine Jesus getting crucified, the shame of that to people in that time, he has a shameful death back in those days. Imagine this shame, they converted to Islam, the fucking, the, the, and Nathan of Gaza, voucher's guy, the most respected Kabbalist of his day, and, uh, that's when the converso things are, and Jacob Frank later came, came in with that, and is like, "Yeah, you just say you're the religion, but you do your own thing real-" Meanwhile, they're not even Jews, like, they hate Jews. The people that were actually following Torah finally, they, they didn't wanna excommunicate people cuz of pogroms and shit, but they finally did, cuz these people were so fucking fucked up. The Frankists were working with, not, even the Pope wasn't this crazy.

• 47:17Kurt Metzger?

  They were working with, like, crazy bishops to get regular Jews killed, cuz they hate them. The way Crowley hates a Christian, these people actually hate a Jew. So all those Jews that don't believe in Israel, who are, cuz they're following their religion they believe in, uh, they marginalize them. They're ultra-Orthodox.

• 47:33Speaker 02

  Right.

• 47:34Kurt Metzger?

  The Dragon Ball Z final form of them. That's what I thought. No, it's, it's, these fuckers marginalize them, and they'll talk, you can find them talking about it. That's why I never say the Jews, cuz that means you're either a moron, or you're working for Zionists, and you're trying to always, uh, conflate Judaism and Zionism, and say they can't be separated, but-

• 47:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, whether you're, whether you're working for them or not, you're like, in effect, you are just helping them so much, man. Cuz obviously, like, that's the whole parameter that they set for a reason. The whole parameter they set is like, if you, if you have a problem with this, it's because you hate Jews, which is so, on its face, so fucking stupid, that it's like, you can't even believe that it's, like, the idea that just going, like, if I was just like, "Yo, I just saw this video of, like, this mother wailing as her baby was crushed to death under this building in Gaza," and it's just like, Jesus Christ, like, what are you guys doing over here?

• 48:26Kurt Metzger?

  I just remember how much I love-

• 48:28Speaker 02

  So you hate Barry, the dentist down the street? And you'd be like, wait, how could you even possibly? But so it is weird when, like, critics of Israel do, so many of them, right? This has become the thing, the Jews, the Jews.

• 48:37Kurt Metzger?

  I suspect you if you say that.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  Why would you hand them, the, right, it does, it does seem that way, that's why-

• 48:43Kurt Metzger?

  Which group is this? The AJC? Is this one of your after-school programs, Tanner? I told you not to bring your personal shit.

• 48:49Speaker 02

  Tanner, you have your work computer.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  Why don't you start this quiz?

• 48:52Kurt Metzger?

  Let's take the quiz and see who's anti Semitic. And I wish popcorn hadn't run to his mother.

• 48:55Speaker 02

  Wait, who was the American Jewish committee came up with a quiz? Oh, the blood libel charge falsely accused.

• 49:03Kurt Metzger?

  I thought it was B.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  Kidnapping and killing children. Children for their blood, using blood as an ingredient in ritual breads. C, eating, wait, the blood libel charge.

• 49:14Kurt Metzger?

  I've never heard that. Number, wait, number C, I've seen them. Now, I've personally seen them, and this is one, someone exposing them. I've seen them on TikTok bragging about starving them. I've seen that. I've not seen them eating them. Uh, that sounds like made up bullshit.

• 49:29Speaker 02

  We have an op, there's, there's an option for all of the above.

• 49:32Speaker 01

  But you wouldn't want to starve something you were gonna eat.

• 49:34Kurt Metzger?

  The, the number B is the one that's, um, that, that it used to be. It used to be just the matzo thing, but it's a, it's like a, you know, made up thing that you could just make anything fit. It, by the way, Arabs are Semites, so it's crazy to even say it anti Semitic for just Jews. Semitic, there is a language.

• 49:50Speaker 02

  No, but not even, not only just that, it's not just that Arabs would also be Semites. It's that the fucking majority of Jews, uh, um, in the Israeli government aren't Semitic at all. Fucking people from Eastern Europe, the whole goddamn founding of the country. So it's not just that you, they use the term that also applies to the Arabs. It's like, they use a term that's, that is for the Arabs and not for them. Like, it's fucking, it's goddamn.

• 50:14Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, the Jews that are Sephardic or, and the Mizrahi that, by the way, they treat them.

• 50:18Speaker 02

  Okay, so there would be.

• 50:18Kurt Metzger?

  They treated them like American Indians. This is how bad those Polacks treated them. They kidnapped them, forced them to speak this fake Hebrew they invented out of their asshole, cause Arabs makes what everybody spoke, not, not this.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  Well, and the Jews in Europe spoke Yiddish. They didn't fucking speak.

• 50:31Kurt Metzger?

  And they didn't want to do, yeah. And so, so they treated them more, the ones that were Semitic, those Jews, they treated them fucking horrible.

• 50:37Speaker 02

  No, and the only reason they brought them in was, uh, cause they needed the numbers to have a Jewish state at all. So they kind of, they kind of like begrudgingly went, alright, I guess we'll take these brown Jews in.

• 50:48Kurt Metzger?

  Look, I fucked a lot of Bible.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  Jews are the super majority here, and they'll vote for it to be a Jewish state. So, cause it was the only way they could have it. Look, the whole reason the fucking Nakba in, in forty eight happened, maybe they'll take issue with this and say like, oh, it, cause it happened because of the war or whatever. But the reason further to be a Jewish state at all, for it to be a democratic, democratic state. The, they, the big problem is there are way too many fucking Arabs there, dude. They're fucking, there was like eighty percent fucking Arabs.

• 51:13Kurt Metzger?

  Another one of your anti.

• 51:16Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure we got, I'm pretty sure the correct answer was all of the above for the first one.

• 51:20Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  And Curt insisted that it was only B.

• 51:21Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I know, yeah, the term globalist, which can be neutral when defined as a person who advocates blobbity blob, uh, becomes anti Semitic when describing, A, cultures as evolving, interacting systems rather than static, what? Uh, B, wait, hold on a minute. So you're telling me it's anti Semitic for the, the settler Jews out there that spit on you? You're telling me that they are anti Semitic for.

• 51:44Speaker 01

  Well, it's only, it's only one of these.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  Uh, Andrew Tatum went there and was only spit on once.

• 51:50Kurt Metzger?

  A Jewish person who is said to be conspiring to corrupt George Soros, who by the way hates Jews. He, by the way, his money came from stealing from Jews during the Holocaust with his fucking family, helping Nazis pick out Jew shit. It's on sixty Minutes. Okay. Groups of persons claiming special religious enlightenment.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  That is true, I saw that.

• 52:07Kurt Metzger?

  Um, I don't have, I don't know the answer to that. I'm gonna say A, but I don't know.

• 52:12Speaker 02

  That was very, the A is, no, that's campy, right? A was so weirdly worked.

• 52:15Kurt Metzger?

  I don't care what they think is right. I'm gonna answer what I know to be right. A, it's A. Go ahead, keep going.

• 52:22Kurt Metzger?

  Um, okay, associating Jews with greed can be found in, uh, my emails to my agent where I say, get some Jews on this. What? Okay, listen, I also associate Indians with greed and Scottish people. Uh, Shakespeare's the mer, I mean, come on, Scrooge McDuck. It wasn't McDuckstein, right?

• 52:43Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 52:44Speaker 01

  Conspiracy theories about the Rothschilds. Now, see, that's, that's real, guys.

• 52:48Speaker 02

  That's pretty vague.

• 52:49Kurt Metzger?

  I associate them with cannibalisms. That doesn't even make sense.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  Let me just say this, can I just say this real quick? My family are dear friends with the Rothschilds. Wonderful people.

• 52:58Kurt Metzger?

  Donny.

• 52:59Speaker 01

  If you say anything about the Rothschilds or look into the Rothschilds.

• 53:02Kurt Metzger?

  Donny gave you his necklace.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  Or, or have any kind of sense that something's off with the Rothschilds, you are anti Semitic. That's scientifically proven.

• 53:12Speaker 02

  Well.

• 53:13Kurt Metzger?

  Um, none of the above. Well, no, wait, A, it was A. I'm wrong, sorry. It was A. The, the Rothschilds, I mean, they fund wars on both sides, and that's a historical fact.

• 53:25Speaker 01

  Please don't, please, please. I just.

• 53:28Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, your friend Donny's not here to protect you.

• 53:30Speaker 01

  Donny is my friend. He's a good dude.

• 53:33Kurt Metzger?

  I don't even think he's a Rothschild, by the way, but we'll get into it later.

• 53:35Speaker 01

  Rothschild. He's definitely a Rothschild.

• 53:38Kurt Metzger?

  Hamas terrorists and pro Palestinian activists have popularized this phrase. Like, this is really infuriating because they, Israelis say this. From the river to the sea. This is a thing that actual settlers also say.

• 53:50Speaker 02

  No, it's in the Likud Party's founding charter. It's literally the ruling party in Israel in their founding document. They say, it's not riv, from the river to the sea, but it's the exact same language. It's fucking from the goddamn, it's from the Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea.

• 54:06Kurt Metzger?

  If Patrick Bed values one friend was here right now, he'd kick your ass. Okay, go to the next one. The one guy who is dumber, they both seem like a dumber guy, but one of them's dumber than the other dumber guy.

• 54:15Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 54:15Kurt Metzger?

  There's the dark haired dumber guy.

• 54:17Speaker 02

  I like Vinnie.

• 54:18Kurt Metzger?

  Who looks like D F Swedler.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  I like Vinnie.

• 54:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, he looks like D F Swedler, of course you like him.

• 54:21Speaker 02

  Good man.

• 54:22Kurt Metzger?

  Then there's the other guy.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Adam is fucking retarded.

• 54:25Kurt Metzger?

  Adam wears the Tefillim. He wears that, he puts that fucking box on his fucking head.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  Adam, uh, I, he speaks like he's got a foreign accent of some sort, man. Like, you know, there's things, like it doesn't, it doesn't come in until there's like certain words that are said, and then you're like, what the fuck was that?

• 54:40Kurt Metzger?

  Adam Bedvalue is not using his fucking Jew noggin the way he should. I know you got a higher IQ. You should be using your Jew noggin to understand.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  He was saying something to me about comedy, and I, he was giving something about his opinion on the roast or whatever. And I was like, dude, I don't really, I don't know. I've been done stand up for a long time, have whatever opinion on a joke you have, I don't care. And he goes, dude, I'm not just anybody, I used to own a comedy club. And I go, dude, there's, there's no one whose opinion comedians respect less on comedy. So it goes, no, you don't understand, I owned a comedy club. Really, oh, well, in that case.

• 55:13Speaker 01

  What was the answer?

• 55:15Kurt Metzger?

  Hamas terrorists have, uh, a river to the sea. You know the answer.

• 55:18Speaker 01

  River to the sea.

• 55:18Kurt Metzger?

  Go ahead, hit it.

• 55:19Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought, it'd be, it'd be funny if they had one just like joke answer there.

• 55:22Kurt Metzger?

  Lickening the Gaza Strip to the Warsaw Ghetto was a form of this, well, um, the Gaza Strip is so much worse than the Warsaw Ghetto. So I would never compare two things that are not the same.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Is it worse?

• 55:33Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah.

• 55:34Speaker 02

  Longer lasting for sure.

• 55:35Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, Zionist occupied government. Name one Zionist in our government, that's nonsense.

• 55:40Speaker 01

  That is nonsense.

• 55:43Kurt Metzger?

  Name one, name one person.

• 55:45Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, oh, wait.

• 55:45Speaker 01

  I need, that's a new mystery boys challenge. Name anyone in the United States government. Who is a Zionist.

• 55:52Kurt Metzger?

  Who's Israel first.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  And name anyone.

• 55:54Kurt Metzger?

  I defy you. Oh, Thomas Massey, well, he's gone thanks to Israel.

• 55:58Speaker 01

  I will send you a certificate.

• 56:00Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, blood libel, I don't even know, deadly exchange, I never heard any of this. Uh, let's say A.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  I feel like blood libel's never the wrong answer in this.

• 56:06Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, you know what? When you're in doubt, say blood libel.

• 56:10Kurt Metzger?

  That's a great point. Accusing Israel of being a settler colonist enterprise implies the intention, uh, is categorically false. Can you name the reasons why? What is, what?

• 56:21Speaker 01

  Jewish people or indigenous.

• 56:23Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, not the Polacks that came in and then enslaved those Jews that were there and made them speak a different language.

• 56:28Speaker 02

  Zionists accepted the nineteen forty seven UN partition plan, which, so because they accept, which that is true.

• 56:34Kurt Metzger?

  No, just Bibi Milikowski's family.

• 56:36Speaker 02

  Because they accepted the plan, that means it's not settler colonialism? Like, how does that even make sense?

• 56:42Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I mean, it's the very definition of settler colonialism, when somebody who's not from your country decides who lives there.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, so you go, um.

• 56:48Kurt Metzger?

  They asked Eric Weinstein to draw up a map.

• 56:50Speaker 02

  The UN agreed that the settlers could colonize the land, and we accepted that. Therefore.

• 56:57Speaker 01

  We accept your colonization.

• 57:01Kurt Metzger?

  Does that sound like your house, Dave? Okay, go to the next one. All the above, obviously.

• 57:08Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Whoa, the claim suggests that Jews run Hollywood.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  That's not true.

• 57:13Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you know, I'm so sick of a Muslim run Hollywood where I worked for many years, and these dirty fucking Arabs. They tell you, you're not fat enough, you're too fat. Fuck you Muslims.

• 57:22Speaker 01

  You know, when I used to act, there was nothing worse than when they did the call to prayer, like in the middle of a scene you're shooting.

• 57:28Kurt Metzger?

  I gotta go lift my ass in the middle of shoot, shooting a scene all day on a busy shoot.

• 57:31Speaker 01

  Sucks, you're like in the zone, and then you've got.

• 57:33Kurt Metzger?

  And then there's no bacon for lunch?

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:37Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  Uh, the worst, no B L T's.

• 57:40Kurt Metzger?

  Um, I don't even know the answer to this, um, and I'm already mad at this test, and I don't know who the AJAC is, but fuck them.

• 57:48Kurt Metzger?

  Poisoning the well. Hey, you really put, dude, that's a great way to debate, like, you're poisoning the well on this argument. Okay, I'm not gonna let you poison the well again. I would say it to, dude, say it to Dershowitz. So, uh, just accuse Dershowitz of poisoning the well in the argument.

• 58:09Kurt Metzger?

  Um, that's, uh, water from the poison well, Dershun, you know it.

• 58:15Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, you should chain smoke in his fucking face like at Wilson. That's how you win.

• 58:18Speaker 02

  Well, it's not in person, but I'll just do it over Zoom.

• 58:21Kurt Metzger?

  Uh huh.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  Just chain smoke.

• 58:22Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I, I told Rogan.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  Blow it real aggressive.

• 58:24Kurt Metzger?

  Now, I know he, we won't be able to do it, but when I was watching, I didn't know how bad Andrew Wilson is really. I, I always didn't think he ever said anything impressive, but I wasn't against him or something. But I didn't know how fucking, beyond fucking retarded, shill, lying fuck he is. Okay. Until I actually looked at his stuff and I'm like, it's disturbing. You, he's a former, uh, army sniper, master gunsmith and hair model. Okay.

• 58:47Speaker 02

  I did see that, that was a weird part of the debate, which Candace kind of let him off on, but where he goes, he goes, your wife tweeted that you were an army sniper and he goes, she meant it in the colloquial sense of the word.

• 59:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, how I was like, we're both snipers.

• 59:02Speaker 01

  I'm a sniper.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  That's just not a thing. Like no one ever.

• 59:06Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. I guess you're saying.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  I don't mean military sniper.

• 59:09Kurt Metzger?

  I guess you're gonna say positive evidence is a thing that he made up as well. I guess now we're gonna attack the idea of positive evidence as if I.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  That I'm okay with.

• 59:18Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, uh, here, you be Andrew Wilson, cause I told Joe, tell him thirty dollars and a pack of Mar- and a carton of Marbys.

• 59:24Speaker 01

  Kurt, what's your email?

• 59:25Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, uh, Yahoo, right, it was right there. Please tell us your name.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Oh, Jesus Christ.

• 59:32Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, could you please put, uh, Jewy Mick Bagstein? And, uh, tell him that, yeah. Thank you.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 59:42Kurt Metzger?

  Please tell us your name. They're scraping your fucking data on top of it, dude.

• 59:47Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 59:47Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, translate hate. Thanks for taking it.

• 59:49Speaker 01

  Four out of ten. Four out of ten.

• 59:50Kurt Metzger?

  What's that mean?

• 59:51Speaker 02

  Well.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  What, forty percent anti-Semitic?

• 59:54Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that's good. That's a low amount. That's not overwhelming. Overwhelming would be seventy percent. Would be overwhelming amount of Sami's that, if you ask Andrew Wilson, an overwhelming amount is at least seventy percent. Like, I remember getting scenes on my report card. My mom would get like crazy mad about it. I'd be like, that's an overwhelming, uh, guilty or success in this case.

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  Hey, dick on me, guys. I gotta go take a shit.

• 1:00:17Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, we gotta call Dr. Heather Lynn because.

• 1:00:21Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, go ahead and shake.

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  What we really need for this group, uh, for this think tank is some Zionist billionaires.

• 1:00:31Kurt Metzger?

  Duncan is friends with some.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  She might have answered the phone.

• 1:00:33Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, Heather, are you there?

• 1:00:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm here.

• 1:00:36Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, nice. Dr. Heather Lynn. Okay. Uh, I'm, okay, so, because Dave Smith's here and, um, I feel like I mangle this because you have a great, uh, sub stack, I would say. And also, uh, you, uh, the, it's on YouTube, right? The video where you talk about this? But you know how Charlie Kirk's, uh, uh, Dave, uh, well, okay, I want you to explain two things to, to Dave here. One is the Trump fucking fake shooting that I didn't think was fake. I thought that was shit lib whining. Cause of course they wanted to kill him and they hate him. Uh, and then you noted that what it corresponded to, which we're not saying definitely, this is in my opinion now, cause Dr. Heather Lynn. Uh, and, uh, and then the second one is the Charlie Kirk killing. Just explain it to Dave, who, by the way, is a Jew, even if Douglas Murray says he's not.

• 1:01:22Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, put on your headphones, Doug. Okay, go ahead, doctor. And what, explain your expertise.

• 1:01:28Speaker 04

  Oh, my expertise. Well, I'm a historian and, uh, former professor. Written some books, that sort of thing. So I guess that counts as expertise. Uh, so we'll say that loosely. Uh, yeah, but I do want to stress, this is like a symbolic interpretation that kind of aligns with established occult and anthropological frameworks. So it doesn't mean it's literal and, and I would like to remind everybody that even some of the Nazi leadership were doing weird things. Like dressing in cloaks in a castle and taking advice from real witches that they met at a bar who claimed to channel flying saucers. And so these so-called leaders are historically that shit crazy. That said.

• 1:02:06Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:07Speaker 04

  This kind of, um, idea is, uh,

• 1:02:13Speaker 04

  just a, a small faction of individuals who subscribe to this idea.

• 1:02:17Kurt Metzger?

  Chabad Lubavitchers, the Moonies of Jews? I would say Chabad.

• 1:02:22Speaker 04

  Right. Yeah, I would say so. And, and different people within that too.

• 1:02:26Kurt Metzger?

  It's an intel cult posing as Christians. So the Moonies, CIA backs the Moonies, Reverend Son Young Moon.

• 1:02:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:33Kurt Metzger?

  Because it's a fake communism and that's what Chabad does. But now Chabad is in every fucking god. So that's Malay, that's fucking here, that's Justin, uh, or, uh, what's Trump's son-in-law with the shiny face?

• 1:02:45Speaker 01

  Kushner?

• 1:02:46Kurt Metzger?

  That's Kushner. Yeah, Chabad, the Schneersen cult. Okay, so, okay, go ahead. Sorry, Heather.

• 1:02:51Speaker 04

  No, no, no, it's fine. Yeah. So, um, yeah, jump in with additional context as needed, but this is, um, it, it goes from like the Charlie Kirk situation and you can reverse it and kind of reverse engineer it back to the Butler shooting. And so when we talk about the injury of the ear, uh, there is a passage in Exodus twenty-one that, uh, is referred to the servant ear rate. And it has a parallel in Deuteronomy and it tells the story of an indentured servant who serves a term that is like an economic or agricultural year cycle. And, uh, he is allowed to go free, but it's said that if he actually loves his wife and children and his master,

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  he will choose to not go free. And the way that he can show that he will give himself to perpetual servitude is to be taken to the judges in an Exodus that says the Elohim and then to the door, the door post, sort of foreshadowing like the Passover lamb. And, uh, his ear will be poured and, uh, he'll shed blood. In that particular verse, it doesn't say the right ear specifically, uh, but later in Revenable Judaism, it's specified for right ear.

• 1:04:00Kurt Metzger?

  What about the wrist and ankle?

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  Yes. And so at that point, uh, there is a, the, the, so the man who chooses to stay a servant to Israel has his ear bloodied because the ear is the organ that heard the voice of Sinai. And so hearing though, isn't just like hearing sound, but it also in this sense, uh, from Hebrew Shema means to not only hear but obey. And so it connects then to this ear, hand, and then foot, uh, because it's who, the ear is who you listen to and the hand is what you do and the foot is where you walk. And that comes from, uh, the Hebrew servant of Exodus twenty-one. Uh, it goes to the pre-seat consecration and then in Exodus twenty-nine, it again is also echoed in Good Old Leviticus.

• 1:04:47Speaker 04

  And that is the consecration of the priesthood that comes in the form of the ordained lamb or the ordained ram, uh, on the tip of the right ear. So the blood from the tip of the right ear and the right thumb and then the right foot.

• 1:05:01Kurt Metzger?

  Remember Trump's hand and his shoes came off?

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, what happened to his, what happened to his hand? What happened to Trump's hand?

• 1:05:06Kurt Metzger?

  Well, just blood was dripping down it. We have a picture.

• 1:05:08Speaker 04

  It just is an anointing, correct? It's just a consecration.

• 1:05:11Kurt Metzger?

  Consecrated with a dead fucking, uh, uh, viewer person in the audience, right? So we got a nice death there. There you go.

• 1:05:18Speaker 04

  So this, this triad of sanctification that starts at the ear, who you listen to, the hand representing what you do and the foot where you walk. And maybe like you mentioned, according to the New York Times, Trump, uh, there's a great picture that they had on there that was like part of that set of pictures where he had his fists up like fighting. And there's another one that shows the right shoe on the stage by itself because he tells law enforcement to stop so he can get a shoe. He's like, let me get my shoe, let me get my shoes. And so it kind of has that lore built into it.

• 1:05:47Kurt Metzger?

  Wow.

• 1:05:47Speaker 04

  But in the, in, in some of the Jewish eschatological traditions of, there are two messianic figures. There's, um, the Shiyak, it's a Messiah of Ben Yosef and he's the human precursor. What he does is bring about war and suffering, which is the preparatory work related to the restoration and conflict that makes the temple regaling possible. And so that guy is not the Messiah because that's Messiah Ben David. And that would be the completing thing. He's the one that actually goes to build the temple and gathers the discers of Israel. And he's identified as such. So the sequence is, uh, Ben Yosef first, and he is the guy that, you know, is the servant, he paves the way.

• 1:06:25Speaker 04

  And then you have, uh, the second, the actual, what many people would say, whether they're like Christian or however, is the actual Messiah.

• 1:06:34Speaker 01

  Do they, do they think that Ben, do they think Ben David is alive right now?

• 1:06:41Speaker 04

  Well, that has to do, uh, sort of, because there, it depends, uh, yes and no. And it depends on who you ask. And so if you're looking at. Um, like the Chabad, they believe that they have their Messiah, that he passed. But that doesn't make it so that he, his spirit has passed because in that, in that.

• 1:07:00Kurt Metzger?

  He's a bot, he's like the Dalai Lama.

• 1:07:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, yeah, well, the lore, it's learning and so the sparks that come from him can now go into the other vessels who are charged with Duke carrying out the rest of the stuff. So he's technically not dead. And so, but that's again, that's a not mainline view. That's the one sort of Chabad view of it.

• 1:07:21Kurt Metzger?

  That's right. Chabad is a specific cult, is a very specific cult. Like the Moonies would say they're Christian, but we know Jesus is not Korean.

• 1:07:29Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:07:30Kurt Metzger?

  Um, and Chabad's, yeah.

• 1:07:32Speaker 04

  You know, it's so important to say, because if you say Christian, that covers everything from Orthodox to snake handlers in Appalachia. I mean, and I guess technically, um.

• 1:07:41Kurt Metzger?

  It shouldn't though. I mean, it's written down. It's easily written down what you're supposed to do. None of it is the shit they do. Okay. Wait, wait. So Charlie, uh.

• 1:07:50Speaker 04

  Charlie, now get it onto Charlie.

• 1:07:52Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. So they say he died on a, a, what do they call it? A menorah, but no pentagram, actually Mormons built that school. So Mormons, the outer circle of it is those dumb ones that are like, no hot beverages, the influencers. Okay. But the inner circle are fucking warlocks. It's actually a religion for occultists. And if you're in the know, so that's why I say Roseanne, when Roseanne told me that, I haven't talked to her since then. I'm dying to. She goes, I was raised Orthodox Jewish and Mormon. I go, and we're getting high. I go, that's weird. And she goes, yeah. Cause I didn't know anything.

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  But she was both of them?

• 1:08:25Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Did you see already how weird? I don't know if she was trying to tell me something. I'm, I'm dying to ask her. But I know what she said in the nineties. I believe her a hundred percent. Whether she walked it back or not, I know, ain't no, that's not Orthodox, number one, to have become a fucking Mormon, which is a Freemason thing. That means they're in, and she's into Kabbalah, right? And so that means that they were fucking, uh, warlocks. All, all these, oh, Marshall Mathers father or great grandfather. The Mathers fucking wizard, they're all in a Kabbalah. All of them are into Kabbalah. Cause it's not even Jewish. It's way before that. In fact, they would tell you Atlantis.

• 1:09:01Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:09:02Kurt Metzger?

  But that's really gay. Okay. So, uh.

• 1:09:05Speaker 04

  Well, there's two different types. It's, it's diverged because there's the working through the tree of life. And then there is what happens for redemption through sin, the practices.

• 1:09:14Kurt Metzger?

  The rasped one.

• 1:09:15Speaker 04

  Gloria put into, yeah, yeah. And so it goes through the tree of death and the whole point of that is subversion and making everything sort of, uh, you know, the opposite. It's, it's kind of like this old school.

• 1:09:27Kurt Metzger?

  You'll know them by the fruit of their works or the works of their fruits. I like to say from hotter society. But we're, this is the tree of death, this motherfucking country. That's for sure. Cause all the fruit is death. It's all death and chopping your own dick off. That's the fruit of America. So anyway, uh, uh, fucking Charlie, who I, I was hard on that guy. I said to his face, cause of all his features were all, remember Patrice Sabat, Todd Lynn, that his features were all packed in the middle of his face? He goes, why are your eyes in your nostrils? And we're, remember that? And Charlie Kirk was like, I like his, his face is a war crime. Cause it's like a Gaza camp in the middle of his head.

• 1:10:05Kurt Metzger?

  And because I was enraged at him for downplaying the Epstein files, which I want to point out again, if you think that there's nothing to see, if you hear someone say that they're a liar, they're either a moron that wants to be lied to, or they're part of the thing. There ain't no in-between. And some of them are friends of mine, but if you act like that's not the.

• 1:10:23Speaker 02

  Look, even if you go like, even if you go like, well, look like, you know, let's not get over our skis. Let's not like, there are things that we can't prove, but like dude.

• 1:10:31Kurt Metzger?

  Why? Cause they covered it up with black bars?

• 1:10:33Speaker 02

  But I'm saying like, he, he got just like little things. Like he got an email from his urologist that said, bring grape soda and nine-year-olds. Like what the fuck is the answer to that? Like, I'm, like, I'm just saying, like, I'm open. What's the innocent explanation for that?

• 1:10:48Kurt Metzger?

  Positive evidence. And I would stick my own kids on that.

• 1:10:51Speaker 02

  But look, it is fair to say that's not positive evidence, right? It's not. But what the fuck is the answer to that?

• 1:10:56Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Let's pretend, hey.

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  To reasonably raise an eyebrow and what the hell is going on?

• 1:11:02Kurt Metzger?

  I say to shit lib women in big cities that are fucking like, get your conspiracy, but they all love gossip and they all think Beyonce didn't have her own kids. But they would tell you, you're a conspiracy theorist if you brought up other shit. Um, sweetie, if you look at my phone and see I'm having weird calls or whatever, and I'm, and I go, don't get, get, give me that. I won't let you know, and I won't, I just won't tell you things. And, um, you're not going to start, um, trying to connect dots and figure out what the fuck's going on? And figure out I'm cheating on you unless you're a stupid Stepford bitch. You're not going to do that? Like, like you're, unless you're Dottie Sandusky, the dumbest bitch on earth, who was like, Jerry Sandusky was helping those boys. He was bringing them democracy and that's all he was doing. Dottie doesn't go in the basement. I stay up here and wash dishes.

• 1:11:45Kurt Metzger?

  If you're going to be that person, that's what those people are. So, well, look, Charlie Kirk though, I didn't give him enough credit and I felt bad after because, TPUSA has always been garbage. The message was stupid garbage. However, that guy was an honest guy. Cause, and I know he is because he's dead. Just like I know they covered up Epstein because they literally covered it up in front of your faces. Why are you blacking out anything? I'm in the files because, and so, wait, are you in the files with me?

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't on that show. I missed, I missed the files.

• 1:12:15Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Did somebody invite him?

• 1:12:17Speaker 01

  Every show. It's so proud.

• 1:12:19Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I'm bragging. I'm not trying to get ahead of nothing. I'm trying to let you know who the fuck you're talking to. We don't know who invited him to the David Tell stand-up showcase I was on. We don't know, because it's a matter of national security. It could bring the country down if we ever find out. Who invited Jeffy for his birthday to have a wholesome birthday for once? Okay. So what, what are we even talking about? I don't need positive evidence. Here's my evidence. They're covering up shit in front of my fucking face, bitch.

• 1:12:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:43Kurt Metzger?

  That's what I'd say to Andrew Wilson, who's a otherwise an amazing debater.

• 1:12:47Speaker 01

  Amazing debater.

• 1:12:47Kurt Metzger?

  So now the Charlie Wilson was the one that upset, that Heather pointed out, and now I'm way gung ho maniac overboard. Dr. Heather Lynn is not. But it made me upset when I heard what she said, because I remember this from going to cult school and learning the Bible. So explain what Charlie Kirk's one looks like to you. Go ahead.

• 1:13:06Speaker 04

  So Charlie in this context, if you look at this as a sort of manufactured eschatology, like as though somebody's trying to, uh, make the theater.

• 1:13:17Kurt Metzger?

  What's eschatology? Explain eschatology. I know what it is.

• 1:13:21Speaker 04

  End times, uh, belief set. So say like, if you're evangelical, you're going to believe in things like the rapture. Or if you believe, I mean, even like, uh, if you're Muslim, you believe that there's going to be an end time for Jesus comes back. Um, so everybody sort of, no matter what, seems to have like an end times prophecy. And it doesn't even have to mean the end of the actual world. It could be the beginning of a new cycle. Like, uh, Kali Yuga, this sort of thing from the Hindu. So, so it just means like the end, the end of one cycle, the start of another cycle. And so Charlie Kirk, in that sense, functioned in this framework as a righteous, gentile intermediary. And so that's kind of important to come up with, because his role,

• 1:14:06Speaker 04

  um, could be seen as Noah hide of Jason.

• 1:14:09Kurt Metzger?

  You know what his name means? Charlie Kirk? It means free man's church. It's a free, it's a Masonic name. He's free man's church. That's what his name actually means. So the, him dying signals in Masonic terms, the end of the free man's church and the beginning of the Noah hide state. Go ahead.

• 1:14:24Speaker 04

  Yeah. And so the neck in Kabbalah, the neck is the bridge between the head, the consciousness and the body of manifestation in the material realm. And so in that sense, when you sever there, or you believe, you represent breaking the link between divine intention and earthly material manifestation. So that's something you can flow through. And that's why the neck is where you sever for animal sacrifice.

• 1:14:45Kurt Metzger?

  To let the nefesh come out. The life and the blood.

• 1:14:48Speaker 04

  To let the nefesh come out. Yes, yes. And so it's where you spill the blood publicly and visibly. And that's a very important part because it's a ritual. And then you have, now in context here, you have the beginning with the ear piercing as a mark of servanthood. You have the, the blood, the consecration, you have the neck wound and the actual bleeding out. That would be considered a sacrifice in this proper public context.

• 1:15:10Kurt Metzger?

  Of an unblemished lamb.

• 1:15:14Speaker 04

  An unblemished, exactly.

• 1:15:16Kurt Metzger?

  A nice guy who was like stupid and then started to figure it out.

• 1:15:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:15:21Speaker 04

  Yeah. And so the sacrifice, uh, was needed to ritually purify the pathway for the final figure who leads people into a Noah hide framework.

• 1:15:30Speaker 01

  That is aligned with the rebuilding of the temple and what some say is Pax Judea. And so it's it it functions as like um the scapegoats.

• 1:15:41Kurt Metzger?

  This is not all the Jews, by the way, just to I want to add, this is not all the Jews.

• 1:15:45Speaker 01

  Not at all.

• 1:15:45Kurt Metzger?

  This is one maniac cult.

• 1:15:47Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 1:15:48Kurt Metzger?

  I grew up in a doomsday cult, I call it. I mean, they didn't do butt stuff or something. Thank God, I just learned the Bible. But this is one cult that is an intel cult, much like the Moonies or another, take your pick. Of course, the government, like it would does with movies, like it does with every other kind of media. Oh, the Mockingbird media that Dave is aware of. You think they're not going to go in their religions? They're geofencing the churches. To spy on Christians now. So do you see the plot?

• 1:16:16Speaker 01

  It's on display. It's theater and you can it's this sort of thing is usually theatrical and ritual, not for the people who are actually at the top.

• 1:16:24Kurt Metzger?

  I I tried to avoid seeing it, but I saw it.

• 1:16:27Speaker 01

  Okay, you know, coincidentally, let me see if I can find it. I happen to have Crowley's Liber four here. Uh, what?

• 1:16:37Kurt Metzger?

  It's okay.

• 1:16:38Speaker 01

  Uh, but I I was just reading this today, this morning, and um. It says exactly what you're saying. There's like three methodologies for summoning spirits. And the third is theatrics. That's it's what Crowley was. I just read this. It's so weird that that by like sort of passionately acting out some mythology from that act out, it it doesn't matter.

• 1:17:03Kurt Metzger?

  Theater is based in that.

• 1:17:04Speaker 01

  No, that's. But that's the work. That's the actual craft, because even if you're into, say, the most basic blue level lodge. Uh, or, you know, blue lodge kind of masonry, the whole thing is going in and doing passion plays. You're acting things out. It's all theatrics, because that's part of ritual. It's a goes back to the Aristotelian appeals, the Tharsis. And that sort of thing. It's a mass ritual to get people to feel emotionally bonded to and to imprint into whatever it is that you're trying to do.

• 1:17:35Kurt Metzger?

  Hence the thirty threes everywhere. You know, the thirty three thing?

• 1:17:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:38Kurt Metzger?

  What why? What is the deal with that? I mean, that's a thing that I don't want to ever accept, because I hate numerology. And I hate that like, oh, that's the number thirty three. But then every time. Why are they doing that? Because I'm gonna fuck your subconscious with it. We're good. Sorry.

• 1:17:54Speaker 01

  There's two re- there's two. They worship math. When I say they, I mean, people who practice the occult, like Western esotericisms. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to make a joke here. I swear to you. I just read that in Crowley. He just. I was just reading this.

• 1:18:10Kurt Metzger?

  Because geometry proves God to them.

• 1:18:12Speaker 01

  Wow. Yes. That well, that's the the G. I mean, it's some of this. If you ask somebody who is into Freemasonry, you're gonna get different answers from different people, because it only goes up so far in some of the greater degrees. They actually have to be invited to be a part of. And there's also differences between the American lodges and the European lodges. And even in Europe, there's different sort of rights that are exclusive to, say, France or London, etc. And so they're not going to get the same story across the board, which is why some people can say, well, you know, the Masons, they're worshiping this entity and they call it a Fegregor and they're doing this, that and the other. And most people who are in the fraternal organization in the United States who are just meaning for punching cookies and, you know, whatever. They're like, that's crazy.

• 1:18:55Kurt Metzger?

  Well, Andrew Wilson became a master mason in the Blue Lodge and then left. And if you look up, if you read Albert Pike's book or any parts of it, he'll explain that that's like the chump level that most people never get beyond. Right? You're actually not a master of jack shit, but you have to go in further.

• 1:19:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:09Kurt Metzger?

  Scientology. You don't find out about Xenu until you gave everything.

• 1:19:13Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:19:14Kurt Metzger?

  There's one model for every cult.

• 1:19:15Speaker 01

  This is true.

• 1:19:16Speaker 02

  Well, it's also just like, I think that's that's kind of a model for for organizations in general, right? Pyramid. There's there's nobody will be the greater like um defender of the agencies and uh more skeptical of like conspiracies than the CIA middleman. Like, the CIA middleman is actually completely convinced that, like, dude, there's no conspiracy.

• 1:19:38Kurt Metzger?

  Even Kiriyaku, even. And I think he's good.

• 1:19:42Speaker 02

  Because they're not in on it, because they're actually not in on it. There's like layers and layers.

• 1:19:46Kurt Metzger?

  You just told me you're in a group where you don't get to know stuff and you saw what they did to you as a guy that was doing the right thing you thought. And you don't think that they kept MKUltra going?

• 1:19:56Speaker 02

  Well, right. But then if there look, there is this big and and I'm not claiming anything more than what I'm saying with this. But there is a very weird dynamic where like, even if if you just look at what's been declassified that we know about from the CIA. And you do not go one inch further than that.

• 1:20:13Kurt Metzger?

  It's crazy. It's the end of the government.

• 1:20:15Speaker 02

  Happens, assuming like that's the extent of it. We got all of it. You would still look at that. And then if people were to go, I assume that that type of stuff is happening right now. That makes you kooky.

• 1:20:27Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:20:27Speaker 02

  To assume that the shit we know happened.

• 1:20:30Kurt Metzger?

  They gaslight you like a chicken sheeted on.

• 1:20:32Speaker 02

  Like, why would we assume that Operation Mockingbird is not clearly still going on when it obviously is? You know what I mean? Like, why would we? Why would we assume this is over?

• 1:20:42Speaker 01

  So from your breakdown, we're all in a lodge, like America is a lodge.

• 1:20:47Kurt Metzger?

  Yes.

• 1:20:47Speaker 01

  Oh, that's actually true. Right. No, no, that's that's actually at the greater workings. That's what they are doing completely. And that's why America is this new Atlantis. It's a great experiment. They are trying to it it it's post. It's a post Enlightenment viewpoint. This was, if you look at the initial beginnings of the country and most of the what's called the Age of Revolution, you have, of course, the French Revolution, American Revolution, and also the, let's talk about Haitian Revolution, which was also spearheaded by uh Prince Hall of Prince Hall Freemasonry. This was this is and this is why we just.

• 1:21:21Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, say that again. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, because Jimmy.

• 1:21:24Speaker 01

  This was a consorted effort. No, no, no. The it's called the it's called the Age of Revolution and it is a time.

• 1:21:30Kurt Metzger?

  The Prince Hall thing. The okay, so so we had a story on Jimmy's show about Jimmy barbecue. The guy falsely, they say, is a cannibal, but he was not. He was an ex-cop who got the gangs to stop killing each other for five seconds to bring order to Haiti. And we don't want order in Haiti because everything bad in Haiti, we did that. So the guy, the the reporter who was there, who was on the show, um, we're watching video of it, and I see this gigantic blinged out Freemason compass on Jimmy barbecue. So I have a million questions of like, why are they trashing him? He's a Freemason. Why is he a Freemason? All this shit? So you're saying that their revolution itself goes back to a Freemason?

• 1:22:07Speaker 01

  It goes one hundred percent. It's it's considered the incubator of the Enlightenment. That's the Masonic Lodge.

• 1:22:13Kurt Metzger?

  So you see how they trash Haiti? They trash Haiti like they're savages, but they want nothing more than the Western Enlightenment that is so good that we have. They want it desperately and we don't let them have it.

• 1:22:28Speaker 01

  Well, what ended up happening in Haiti, and this is one of the things about it that's so interesting, I think, as historians, is that it's one of the only times that there was a successful slave uprising.

• 1:22:38Kurt Metzger?

  It's the only recorded one in human history. It is the only successful recorded in human history slave revolt. And they had to pay reparations to France until nineteen eighty five through Chase Bank, who couldn't work with Kanye because he was out of line. But you're you're facility, you're taking profits off slaves, paying reparations to slave owners in the eighties. Okay, I couldn't believe that when I heard that shit.

• 1:23:03Speaker 02

  You, in a sense, did it really work?

• 1:23:05Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, he's an expelled Freemason. I didn't know that.

• 1:23:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, but Kurt, I mean, essentially then, right? They just found a different way to enslave you. So I mean, because like.

• 1:23:13Speaker 01

  Yes, yes.

• 1:23:14Speaker 02

  You know, forcing someone to pay reparations. Look, and I'm not I'm not even just making the pure libertarian, like taxationist slavery argument, although it kind of like it literally is.

• 1:23:24Kurt Metzger?

  Monetary system is slavery.

• 1:23:26Speaker 02

  Well, look, I mean, if you if you.

• 1:23:28Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, it's the beast system they call it.

• 1:23:30Speaker 02

  If someone puts a gun to your head and goes, you go pick these crops or I'll kill you.

• 1:23:35Kurt Metzger?

  That's the under knocking.

• 1:23:36Speaker 02

  That's enslaving someone. But if you go, you get to choose your own job and you go work for the day and you get the fruits of your labor. And then I put a gun to your head and say, give me the fruits of your labor.

• 1:23:47Kurt Metzger?

  That's how I would do it.

• 1:23:48Speaker 02

  Essentially, I'm retroactively enslaving you for the time.

• 1:23:50Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, but it's better because you're thinking about other shit like.

• 1:23:53Speaker 02

  No, but anyway, I'm just saying to correct you, and I'm not just saying this for semantics, but it's an important point. I don't know that much about this story. But if you go, if you go, that's the only successful slave revolt in history.

• 1:24:03Kurt Metzger?

  That's according to Chris Hedges.

• 1:24:04Speaker 02

  Actually, no, there is no successful slave revolt in history.

• 1:24:06Kurt Metzger?

  Well, no, no, no, look, you know, it's wait, wait, wait, no, you know, it's successful because.

• 1:24:11Speaker 01

  Slavery under the old. Old World system.

• 1:24:13Speaker 02

  Yo, right.

• 1:24:14Kurt Metzger?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we know it was successful because they punished them for hundreds of years for that.

• 1:24:19Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:24:20Kurt Metzger?

  Nobody else has been punished that long for revolting as long as Haiti. So that's how we know it was successful on some level.

• 1:24:26Speaker 02

  Yes, on some.

• 1:24:27Kurt Metzger?

  That we need to make sure the other rabble never try this shit again.

• 1:24:31Speaker 01

  You know.

• 1:24:31Kurt Metzger?

  That's what that means.

• 1:24:32Speaker 01

  I gotta say, I disagree with you and you're poisoning the well. You see what I see.

• 1:24:37Kurt Metzger?

  Welcome back to poison the well. I'm Captain, uh, Chida, uh, uh, Kevlar.

• 1:24:43Speaker 02

  Well, put a dick on me. I got caught poisoning the well again.

• 1:24:47Kurt Metzger?

  Zaloom, Dave Smith.

• 1:24:51Kurt Metzger?

  Zaloom.

• 1:24:51Speaker 02

  Put a dick on me if the Jew didn't poison the well.

• 1:24:53Kurt Metzger?

  Zaloom, Israel. Yeah.

• 1:24:59Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, will you tell them what an Anunnaki is because you had a great thing about that?

• 1:25:02Speaker 02

  Oh, I know what the Anunnaki is.

• 1:25:03Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 1:25:04Speaker 02

  The Anunnaki.

• 1:25:05Kurt Metzger?

  The black man.

• 1:25:06Speaker 02

  They're the aliens that come from the planet, the 11th planet that come.

• 1:25:10Kurt Metzger?

  No, that's from a Zionist, you know that?

• 1:25:12Speaker 02

  No, I don't actually believe in any of that shit, but I'm familiar with it.

• 1:25:14Kurt Metzger?

  You know, Zecharia Sitchin was a.

• 1:25:15Speaker 02

  I'm familiar with Zecharia Sitchin.

• 1:25:17Kurt Metzger?

  He's a Zionist, a crazy Zionist.

• 1:25:18Speaker 01

  Zecharia Sitchin, Zecharia Sitchin is most widely known not for his Anunnaki books, but, uh, he's made history as being a very important person working on behalf of the Zionist cause. That was his initial reason for even doing the books on Anunnaki.

• 1:25:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I did not, uh, this is all news to me. Now, I, I've never like actually read any of his stuff. I've probably seen like a couple YouTube videos on him. So I don't.

• 1:25:39Kurt Metzger?

  Dr. Heather Litten was on Ancient Aliens.

• 1:25:42Speaker 02

  Uh, translating the Sumerian tablets is the shit that I heard about.

• 1:25:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, he did. I mean, it's all kind of a thing.

• 1:25:47Speaker 02

  I saw, I heard, I heard that that was challenged. I heard that, uh, a whole bunch of experts in the field challenged his interpretation and saying that it was total bullshit.

• 1:25:55Speaker 01

  Totally. Cause he's saying that they're aliens.

• 1:25:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:57Speaker 01

  Okay, so, so the Anunnaki, it's like, what, the 10th planet or something? They come to Earth. They created us.

• 1:26:05Kurt Metzger?

  That's Nabiru.

• 1:26:06Speaker 02

  It's now, I think, the ninth, the ninth planet, cause they downgraded to eighth.

• 1:26:10Speaker 01

  I thought this was Sumerian.

• 1:26:12Kurt Metzger?

  Go ahead.

• 1:26:13Speaker 01

  The 12th planet.

• 1:26:14Speaker 02

  So the, uh, wait, can I say, this is what Zecharia Sitchin claims, cause I know his claim, which, which I think you're gonna debunk.

• 1:26:19Kurt Metzger?

  You would know.

• 1:26:20Speaker 02

  But so his claim was that there's these ancient Sumerian tablets and that you can translate the tablets that they basically show that they had this 10th planet in the solar system. And that it demonstrates that they interacted with the Anunnaki when they came and that this is why, you know, there's this explosion in, in ancient Sumer where we attribute to them the creation of like math and science and all of these things. It's like, that actually the Anunnaki had brought this knowledge to them. And Sitchin's claiming he can translate the tablets to say this. And then a bunch of people were like, this is all just a bullshit mistranslation.

• 1:26:54Kurt Metzger?

  Well, Billy Carson said that while tears ran down his face that was making no other moves or emotions. Like, anyway, go ahead, tell them what it is, Heather. I'm sorry.

• 1:27:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, and as Billy Carson is giving away raffle tickets for a Bentley on the back of Anunnaki Inc. So that kind of tells.

• 1:27:13Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I could get paid to learn about the Anunnaki. I like that.

• 1:27:15Speaker 02

  That ain't a bad gig.

• 1:27:16Speaker 01

  Not a bad gig. So, so no, um, the field of Sumerology has been, uh, an interesting one. It's not actually that old. Those tablets had been translated successfully before Sitchin came along. Sitchin was an economic historian, um, you know, member of the IDF. He had brought up and burnt Shemant in Palestine. He, his primary concern was, uh, was actually being a propagandist and he also wanted to be a celebrity and, you know, write science fiction. And so it kind of really just worked out well for him. But the overall idea from his perspective is yes, exactly what you said, that there's basically space aliens that come down and explain why we had

• 1:27:55Speaker 01

  this burst of civilization. But it solves cleanly and, uh, you know, this thing called the Sumerian problem in academia. The Sumerian problem is twofold. One, the question of how did semi-settle country gatherers go from that state to what is considered civilization in a span of only 200 years? And two, how do you explain Tuni form, which is a language isolate, meaning it has no relatives anywhere in the region or anywhere at all that they can find. So it looks like a complete import.

• 1:28:24Speaker 02

  Which is, I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt you, cause I just find this really fascinating.

• 1:28:28Speaker 01

  Oh, please don't, I don't know.

• 1:28:29Speaker 02

  But I, I, cause like to me, and this is what I think was like commonly, uh, referred to, the, the first problem that you're referring to there was like kind of commonly referred to as the missing link in pop culture. Um, but there is this just real fascinating thing that like essentially what evolutionary biologists will tell us the story is about, and I think I've got this right. That essentially for about 200, 250,000 years, we've been what you would call modern humans. And then it's only whatever it is in, in, uh, ancient Sumer, about 5,000 years ago or whatever, all of this, right? You go from like hunter gatherer societies

• 1:29:07Speaker 02

  for like hundreds of thousands of years to all of a sudden you have this period in time where like these big things are being erected and civilizations are being formed. And, and it almost does seem like a different species trait. Like you just, you don't have beavers going from making dams to building rocket ships.

• 1:29:25Kurt Metzger?

  These beavers getting too advanced. We gotta track it down.

• 1:29:28Speaker 02

  Well, it is, there is something. So what this story did, I think part of the reason, which is, which does happen with a lot of sloppy conspiracies, right? Part of the reason why this, this story was so appealing is as you said, that I think that's what you were getting at, that it cleanly answered that.

• 1:29:42Kurt Metzger?

  That's our old band, wait, wait, wait. You knew about our band, Modern Humans.

• 1:29:47Speaker 01

  It's clean, it cleanly answers it, but it also captures the imagination because when this came out, it was hot off of the time of our going to the moon allegedly. And things like that. So it was exciting for people and it was off the heels of Eric Von Daniken's Seriots of the Gods. And so people were really interested in this idea. However, when you look at the archaeological evidence and to say nothing about the connection between Sitchin and Truman and, uh, you know, all of the different things within the state of Israel. Forget that guy in particular and just consider the, the, all the many people that have kind of ridden off of this mythology and then also believed it and why it works.

• 1:30:25Speaker 01

  If you look at the actual text, and this is what I've written some of my books about, is looking at the text, which can be translated and have been translated. So it's a misnomer that only he was able to. Um, there's other scholars like Dr. Michael Heiser, who passed, who, uh, was an actual stereologist and did a great job, but he was also biased insofar as he was an evangelical and looked at everything through this sort of like es- again, eschatological lens and so, uh, but even so, if you look at what the texts actually say, they do make an interesting case for a situation that could be ruled like alien contact. So, but then you have to consider like reality and, and what it is they said. And an example of that would be, um, considering their version of Noah's ark. And that version of Noah's ark is dated much further back than

• 1:31:10Speaker 01

  uh, what we would consider the so-called actual Noah's ark story. And it is more detailed and precise. And so rather than have the figure of Noah get in a boat and gather up all the animals of the entire world together and survive a flood with his family. It actually specifies that there was an individual who could sort of see the signs and the wonders because it was a scientist of sorts. And he saw that something was coming. And so what he did is rather than get his family together, he got all of the greatest sci- people in science and letters and knowledge of say agriculture, metallurgy and this sort of thing. He gathered those individuals up and then very importantly, quote, the animals of the steppe.

• 1:31:50Speaker 01

  And then doing so made a breakaway civilization to escape the incoming cataclysm. And in that case, then what you're looking at is kind of the region around where some of the people have claimed this would have taken place, you know, the region, your region steppe. If you consider then what you're looking at is perhaps, uh, if you've heard of the under dry ice impact event or even going further back, I mean, this could all mostly be oral tradition remembered. That there was a group of people who felt that they were under some sort of existential threat. They wanted to make a breakaway civilization and in doing so they became nomadic. And that is one of the reasons that, I mean, you would take all the animals of the steppe because even in contemporary times, people who are nomadic in that

• 1:32:31Speaker 01

  region use animals for sustenance. As they walk, they can believe in animals, uh, make a non-oral wound and drink the blood. They can make cheese. They can, you can do a lot with traveling food that way. And so it would have enabled them to move to a drier ground and then kind of come into contact with the semi-settle country gatherers of Mesopotamia. Who they were described as being Adama or the red clay people. And then that gets interpreted in Abrahamic beliefs as like God made Adam from the clay of the earth. But in the archaeological record, you find that the individuals who are actually from that region of the time period,

• 1:33:09Speaker 01

  uh, they were much shorter in stature and they were buried with red oka, a very specific red oka that would lead to that particular marshland. And it would be reasonable to surmise that they also had covered themselves in that red oka at the time.

• 1:33:22Kurt Metzger?

  Like the Phoenician thing?

• 1:33:23Speaker 01

  Also called. Kind of, yeah, but, but pretty much. I mean, but just very specific to that region. And then at the same time, they were referred to by the gods, so-called gods, as the black-headed ones. And so if you yourself had black hair, why would these individuals be the black-headed ones? And so in some ways what you're looking at is, um, a convergence, in my view, a convergence of two different people, um, that interact. And then you have basically a cargo cult. And so a lot of those, the stories that when read through that lens of a very human anthropological lens start to actually make sense because these individuals who would have been larger in stature, who had blue eyes, and yes, this does get to be a little dicey with people and like

• 1:34:05Speaker 01

  racial supremacy and this sort of thing, but the, uh, evidence out of Harvard and, uh, Richard Wright's, uh, you know, work, or his, I'm sorry, his David Wright, my, my apologies. His work in his lab has shown the, uh, all of this evidence very well, even to his, uh, chagrin, because he usually starts his lectures with an apology for you know, the evidence because it kind of looks blue. But the idea of individuals who are taller, more robust, meaning they probably had access to animal protein for longer, and they had blue eyes, hence all of the blue eyes of Rappus Levzuli in the gods' eyes for the statues in Sumer, and also why the blue eyes was called the evil eye. It was scary. And still to this day, kind of wards off evil

• 1:34:47Speaker 01

  spirits and this sort of thing. But, in any case, you have this image of people who are larger in stature, with blue eyes, and they are coming in to meet up with these semi settled country gatherers who are painted in red ochre. They have dark hair and they have their own culture and proto-language. And they then subjugate those individuals, give them a ton of different rules. This is one of the reasons they wouldn't have to invent civilization, but that it was inherited and they could have taught it quickly. And then that would have been, you know, explaining a lot of this idea of slavery, they were forced to dig trenches and this sort of thing for agriculture. But then over time, it only takes so many generations before the laws against breeding, like the giants. And giant

• 1:35:31Speaker 01

  is such a terrible word because it implies like Jack and the Beanstalk. When really, if you're looking at the size discrepancy between somebody who's a semi settled country gatherer and somebody who could have been nomadic from like their Near Eton plateau, it would have been enough to be, you know, the Men of Anunnaki.

• 1:35:46Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, did it say my height is 5'9"? Oh, no, I think. That's, wait, go back. That's great. Hold on, let me see. Is that why people keep going like, you're taller than I thought you were? Because it's, it's, I'm fucked.

• 1:35:57Speaker 02

  That's hilarious.

• 1:35:58Kurt Metzger?

  What? Ah, no, hey, don't, nobody correct that.

• 1:36:01Speaker 02

  Do you know, by the way, how much?

• 1:36:03Kurt Metzger?

  I never want that corrected.

• 1:36:04Speaker 02

  Can I explain how much of who you are doesn't work if you're 5'9"?

• 1:36:09Kurt Metzger?

  The whole thing. Dude, I would have punched Kurt in the face a long time ago if he was 5'9".

• 1:36:14Speaker 01

  He'd be dead.

• 1:36:15Speaker 02

  You'd be like, if Kurt made the exact-

• 1:36:17Kurt Metzger?

  I don't even have the height to do how I am now.

• 1:36:19Speaker 02

  I mean, change nothing, change nothing else about Kurt and just make him 5'9", and let him try. Let him try to talk to me the way he talks to me. I'm not 5'9", Kurt.

• 1:36:30Kurt Metzger?

  I talk to him like a goddamn Anunnaki talking to a black-headed one, is how I talk to him. Yeah. Now go get my tomatoes.

• 1:36:37Speaker 02

  It's only because he's a giant that we have to put up with this shit.

• 1:36:40Kurt Metzger?

  Now go get your farm box.

• 1:36:41Speaker 01

  I could totally see that, because I'm like 5'1".

• 1:36:46Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah, Heather is the size of a backpack.

• 1:36:48Speaker 01

  So like, if I'm standing near Kurt, it's like, what? It was a Nephilim.

• 1:36:53Kurt Metzger?

  It looks fucking crazy. I haven't released the pictures.

• 1:36:56Speaker 01

  It's a Nephilim. You're a Nephilim.

• 1:36:57Kurt Metzger?

  Listen, we, she came to my show in Tampa, took a few pictures that are not released because Smithsonian took them. Because they thought it would lead to, you know, race, white supremacist giant beliefs.

• 1:37:08Speaker 02

  Obviously.

• 1:37:09Kurt Metzger?

  What am I gonna, what am I gonna say? I'm just a guy, just a sea captain and a scholar and an astronaut, no judge.

• 1:37:15Speaker 02

  In a way, you're both right.

• 1:37:17Speaker 01

  So, but Kurt, you're tall, but you're within the realm of, of a normative value, still what's expected for a human being. So if you imagine-

• 1:37:24Kurt Metzger?

  That was the name of our album, Modern Humans. In the Realm of a Normative Guy was our first album. Modern Humans, being Doug's name.

• 1:37:31Speaker 01

  So if you could imagine the people coming across these, what they also call the shining ones, which there's evidence to suggest that people-

• 1:37:40Kurt Metzger?

  Jason R. Day. Because he was shiny. The shiny ones or shining?

• 1:37:45Speaker 01

  Sweaty. They're shining, shining. And that can be interpreted in a number of ways, like they had lots of great ideas. You can see where it goes. It goes, but if you take a more materialist approach to it, you could say, well, perhaps it's because they came with some sort of metallurgy already. And when you look at the, now this is another important thing too. Samuel Noah Kramer, who put out a book about, he was a sumerologist and put out a book, that is the cornerstone of what gives the claim to Sumer being the land of firsts for everything. But the archaeological evidence actually doesn't support that. And so, while it was kind of a hotbed for civilization and the Fertile Crescent, a lot of those individual innovations came from areas like Poland. And so, and none

• 1:38:29Speaker 01

  of this is really contested. So there's a lot of strange kind of amalgamation going on when it comes to the Anunnaki story. Doctor, from that pers- from that perspective, how would you, like, if we continue on to the, to the story of the Garden of Eden, so in, in your description here, we have this sort of advanced race molding and doing some kind of like eugenics to a group of people, which forms the basis of the Garden of Eden, Adam, the brown ones, or whatever. So, how, what is the tree of life from, from this interpretation? What is the getting cashed out of the garden? So that's a great, there's a couple of different ways, because you're looking

• 1:39:13Speaker 01

  at, again, something that goes from most likely oral tradition to then Sumerian all the way up to modern translations. And so it's going to get lost in translation, but a couple of ways to look at it could be this. You have, and I'm glad you brought up eugenics too, because that's another cornerstone of the Anunnaki mythology, which is that they genetically engineered us. And again, when you think about it in the Sitchin sense, they, you can find a number of videos or AI pictures of Anunnaki-type guys, like with beakers, looking like Mr. Lizard World, pouring potions and making DNA and CRISPR and all this. But really, it doesn't have to be that advanced, because if the technology that they brought over from a previous civilization was agriculture and animal husbandry, then it says in their

• 1:39:56Speaker 01

  own works that they were having prohibitions on who could mate with whom. So, already right there, they were practicing like eugenics, like you said. So that's how they would have been able to, I guess, shift us in different ways. But in that Garden of Eden, that innocence loss, you have the, in the, in the, there's a couple versions, like Lilith and this sort of thing. And so, but if we take the very basic understanding of Adam, Eve, and a serpent, et cetera, one reading, another would be Promethean, in the sense that Anki, who is, you know, one of the gods, the key gods of the Anunnaki pantheon, he is the one who's depicted in a Promethean and Luciferic sense, where he feels bad for the annoying black-headed ones.

• 1:40:39Speaker 01

  They're annoying because they're loud and they sometimes don't follow rules about how to do proper animal sacrifice.

• 1:40:45Kurt Metzger?

  They keep rapping.

• 1:40:46Speaker 01

  Basically, yeah. And so basically, they wanted to get rid of these annoying black-headed ones. And the, and Anki felt bad for them. And he broke with the ranks. And how he did that was to give them what was called Anki's knowledge, which was the word. It was language. It was the ability to understand. Because the way that they were subjugated was you have this one group of people who spoke a language, and then the base of a pyramid that speaks, who didn't speak the language. You needed a priest class then, as an intermediary. Maybe it can be very powerful, of course, if they could speak to both. Well, the Anki basically clued them in on that, hey, these really aren't gods. These are just advanced people, et cetera. And then there was a revolt, like a slave revolt, fitting in. And so in

• 1:41:30Speaker 01

  that context, it could be just a, another sort of analogy for that. It's often shown, Anki is often depicted as a serpent, the shining one, et cetera. So then the whole occult, it does really go into some of that more occulted, Western esoteric knowledge that's alchemical into that regard. But it could also just be the, the understanding of the, the loss of innocence, you know. But in terms of what the fruit, the tree itself was, again, many interpretations, the Kabbalistic one would be that it is the tree of life itself, but that's something that's more inwardly understood through different sorts of practices,

• 1:42:11Speaker 01

  like meditation, drug use, orgiastic behavior, like drone circles and actual orgies. So having fun. And the- As possible. Yeah, pretty much. So there's that. Or, in some readings, there's a possibility that it could have been a mushroom, which would have been like the eye, the third eye of-

• 1:42:32Kurt Metzger?

  We know what kind of mushroom it was. We know. Wait, hey, Dr. Heather, Duncan's got to do voiceover soon, so we got to do this one last thing before we close this out. Which, you're welcome to stay on the line for, but I don't know how you'll be able to see it. But I want to, because this is something I really wanted Dave to see, which is Tanner, his fucking, show me this on Tuesday. He, like, the ads that get targeted him. So Tanner is about school shooter age, I think, right?

• 1:43:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:43:02Kurt Metzger?

  How old are you, Tanner?

• 1:43:04Speaker 03

  Right around school shooter age.

• 1:43:05Kurt Metzger?

  What are you, how old are you?

• 1:43:06Speaker 03

  I'm 24.

• 1:43:07Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. And what grade are you in?

• 1:43:09Speaker 03

  I'm in 9th grade.

• 1:43:10Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. So, I want to see, I want to tell you. So, before, Duncan has to see this, because I couldn't believe what I was looking at, okay? So these are ads and things. So what, what's this first one, Tanner? Explain what was on your phone.

• 1:43:22Speaker 03

  I get ads for, like, suppressors.

• 1:43:27Kurt Metzger?

  But Hypno Dollar, like-

• 1:43:29Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, the Hypno Dollar guy. He's cool. Yeah, check this guy out.

• 1:43:31Speaker 01

  You get ads for suppressors?

• 1:43:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the TikTok shop.

• 1:43:35Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, but, yeah. So just think of this fucking guy on trial now, and a series of smart-hearted people that use as patsies. But look at Hypno Dollar. This one's wild.

• 1:43:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, Hypno Dollar. I do believe there were cabbage patch babies. This is basically what I believe is a homunculus. Homunculus. I think I'm saying it right. This is when a human is grown in the ground like a root. Have you ever seen a Mandrake root that looks like a little man? I think this is really what alchemy was. The art of bringing life into existence without a mother's womb. If you look into homunculus, be prepared. If you know how a remote control works- This is the one that like freaked me out. When you're pointing at that TV, if you don't press the proper buttons, you're not going to get the response that you're looking for. If you're trying to turn up the volume, but you pressing numbers, you're going to get a different channel. You're not going to get the volume turned up. If you're looking to change the channel, but you're just pressing the bo- the volume, then the volume is just-

• 1:44:31Kurt Metzger?

  And you're watching, mystery boys. My name is Dink Hard One, and this is my associate Pecan.

• 1:44:38Speaker 03

  In Kabbalistic theory-

• 1:44:40Kurt Metzger?

  What's happening?

• 1:44:41Speaker 03

  There is ten sephira that represents the most higher attributes of the most high. Each one of these spheres have a spell, a specific potential and a specific power and potency that I talk about in this book to show you how to operate-

• 1:44:54Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, can we go to the next one? Because it's killing me.

• 1:44:56Speaker 01

  That's fucking amazing.

• 1:44:57Kurt Metzger?

  So this is what they're sending to these school kids now. I wonder if that works good with my head meds, right? If I use my fucking brain pill, my school shooter pills like I'm supposed to. When I onboard my new SSRIs, then I could watch this.

• 1:45:11Speaker 02

  So what, what is this?

• 1:45:12Kurt Metzger?

  So I'm gonna fuck your head, it's for, it's for boys Tanner's age. Now, let's, what else is there? No, not that. Show us the, the silencers. That looked like a good deal. So, it's weird. So that's MKUltra flashing lights and cacophony of noise that they used to put that on, like a helmet on somebody in a hospital. But now they give it to you on your phone.

• 1:45:33Speaker 03

  So this is, it's, it's advertised as like a kitchen utensil. But this is like a full suppressor.

• 1:45:40Speaker 01

  What the?

• 1:45:41Speaker 03

  It's like labeled five.

• 1:45:42Kurt Metzger?

  What is it advertised as?

• 1:45:43Speaker 03

  Um, a.

• 1:45:44Speaker 01

  Kitchen utensil.

• 1:45:45Speaker 03

  I've been getting these for like a long.

• 1:45:46Kurt Metzger?

  Remember Wayfair? Remember the Wayfair conspiracy that was, I think antisemitic in some way?

• 1:45:52Speaker 03

  Well, I started like, when I started Zoloft, I got like a bunch of these.

• 1:45:55Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 1:45:56Speaker 02

  But no one's gonna comment on how that's a great deal.

• 1:45:59Speaker 03

  It's a really good deal. It's like seventy bucks for a suppressor. Usually run around like five hundred.

• 1:46:03Kurt Metzger?

  Look, I wanna save space in my kitchen.

• 1:46:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like this is like the description.

• 1:46:08Kurt Metzger?

  But I can't afford it. What am I supposed to do? But I don't get targeted advertising. Wow.

• 1:46:13Speaker 01

  So you could theoretically order these like discount suppressors and resell them if they're actually.

• 1:46:18Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, I.

• 1:46:18Speaker 02

  I see no, no reason why you couldn't do that in a capitalist society.

• 1:46:22Kurt Metzger?

  But I thought we took TikTok away from China. Why would this be on there? I thought Larry Ellison, the great, the great Zio billionaire bought TikTok.

• 1:46:31Speaker 02

  Well, you got it, Kurt. You have to understand, our government's controlled by Qatar.

• 1:46:35Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, I was gonna ask you about that, but.

• 1:46:38Kurt Metzger?

  That was a question I was gonna ask, but.

• 1:46:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was gonna ask.

• 1:46:41Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, well, show me the oil can one. Dude, this is crazy. Those are silencers. How do we not have a silencer at home when I? Okay, a space saving? This is not even like saying research chemical and you're selling like bath salts, which is synthetic.

• 1:46:55Speaker 01

  Let's, let's order one and see if it comes.

• 1:46:58Speaker 03

  Can we, can I, can we order one?

• 1:46:59Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, I don't see why not.

• 1:47:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's get one.

• 1:47:02Speaker 02

  I'd give him your credit card information if I were you.

• 1:47:05Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, put it, have your mom's house, George, it obviously.

• 1:47:07Speaker 01

  What are the color options?

• 1:47:08Speaker 03

  Uh, we can go with like the cool sand one so you can blend in more.

• 1:47:12Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that matches my other kitchen utensil.

• 1:47:15Speaker 02

  They're thirty percent off. Get them both.

• 1:47:17Speaker 03

  They've already sold eight of them, so I don't know where those eight are.

• 1:47:19Kurt Metzger?

  How many left are there?

• 1:47:20Speaker 02

  I like they put that there just to get you hyped.

• 1:47:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:47:23Kurt Metzger?

  Eight sold. Kids at school that have been bothering Tanner.

• 1:47:26Speaker 01

  What else does Jessica Marlin sell?

• 1:47:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, they've been making fun of me, calling me homunculus boy.

• 1:47:30Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, why does that say homunculus? And we had just had a show about homunculi from the foremost homuncuologist. Of course, Juan from the One on One podcast.

• 1:47:38Speaker 01

  Cause God is good. Now will you click Jessica Marilyn and let's see what else she's selling?

• 1:47:44Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that's a good call. Maybe a new Tanga egg.

• 1:47:47Speaker 03

  Little, uh.

• 1:47:47Speaker 01

  A little.

• 1:47:48Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, funny dinosaur costume that could go on popcorn.

• 1:47:51Speaker 03

  Another portable kitchen gadget and then a dinosaur costume.

• 1:47:53Speaker 01

  Click on the portable.

• 1:47:56Speaker 01

  Wait, what? What are those? Scopes or something?

• 1:48:01Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, well, that fit a Glock, that utensil?

• 1:48:03Speaker 01

  The fuck?

• 1:48:04Kurt Metzger?

  Multi-function kitchen gadget.

• 1:48:08Kurt Metzger?

  Can I see a demo of the functions?

• 1:48:09Speaker 01

  Zoom in on that thing.

• 1:48:11Kurt Metzger?

  And then there's a skeleton costume for your cat.

• 1:48:14Speaker 01

  With a grenade in it.

• 1:48:16Kurt Metzger?

  No, that was just a silencer. What's the big deal? I need a quieter kitchen utensil.

• 1:48:21Speaker 01

  Go back to the cat. Let's see what illicit shit they're selling with the cat.

• 1:48:26Kurt Metzger?

  You think, let's see.

• 1:48:28Speaker 01

  No, it's just a cat.

• 1:48:30Kurt Metzger?

  It's a soft dinosaur head.

• 1:48:34Kurt Metzger?

  I make two things at my business, silencers.

• 1:48:37Speaker 01

  And cat skeleton outfits.

• 1:48:39Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, now, if I'm breaking the law, let me know, but otherwise I like to run my business, sir.

• 1:48:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's really weird.

• 1:48:48Speaker 01

  That is wild.

• 1:48:50Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, now, do they have any like ammunition with like political messages already carved into it?

• 1:48:55Speaker 01

  God, I hate writing political messages on my bullets, man. It takes forever.

• 1:49:00Speaker 02

  It's such a Gen Z attitude. Carve your own.

• 1:49:02Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, what's, okay, orphic egg. What do you mean? What is this?

• 1:49:05Speaker 03

  This is like another one that pops up on my feed.

• 1:49:09Kurt Metzger?

  Keep in mind, this, he hangs out with Buster, this guy, Tanner.

• 1:49:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh shit.

• 1:49:14Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, let's see.

• 1:49:15Speaker 01

  Already scared.

• 1:49:23Speaker 01

  Just gotta go.

• 1:49:26Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, wow. That's skibidi as fuck, dude.

• 1:49:29Speaker 01

  Play it again. Oh, yeah.

• 1:49:33Kurt Metzger?

  So like.

• 1:49:36Speaker 01

  Bye bye.

• 1:49:37Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, go on.

• 1:49:44Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that just looks like Epstein's penis on vacation. In, uh, in Valhalla.

• 1:49:51Speaker 03

  And then there's like a Lockheed Martin video game.

• 1:49:53Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, please put that on.

• 1:49:54Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:49:55Speaker 03

  This one's kinda cool.

• 1:49:58Speaker 01

  Fun.

• 1:50:03Speaker 01

  Oh, cool.

• 1:50:04Kurt Metzger?

  You know why they're doing this? Well, I think cause on Discord, like all the spurgs that were, and some of them are fans that come to shows on the road. From, it's Northrop Grumman, shout out to Northrop. But, uh, you know, in Discord, they just leak specs, like shit that I would never give a shit about, but guys who play like World of Tanks obsessively.

• 1:50:26Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:50:26Kurt Metzger?

  They'll go on Discord and just leak like things that are classified that are like technical specs to show off to other fucking nerds.

• 1:50:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, didn't, uh, didn't one of them get prosecuted real bad a couple of years ago?

• 1:50:37Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, so now, why not make your own game? It's almost like, uh, why not make, when they figured out Napster, like, why don't we just do, control the, putting the technical things out for these kids we've engineered with the old egg videos?

• 1:50:49Speaker 01

  Legally, we have to say Northrop Grumman is a sponsor of the Mystery Boys.

• 1:50:53Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, what do they, really? What did they get us?

• 1:50:55Speaker 01

  You didn't read that. I do believe there were cabbage patch.

• 1:51:00Speaker 02

  I've already seen this one.

• 1:51:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's the only thing is like, once you've seen them, you've seen them. It's not like Goodfellas, we. Hey, leave it on.

• 1:51:09Speaker 02

  There's like zero rewatch.

• 1:51:10Kurt Metzger?

  Alpha Brain. Okay, let's see.

• 1:51:12Speaker 03

  This was one propaganda I had a question about. I wanted to get your take on it.

• 1:51:15Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 1:51:16Speaker 01

  Let's see it.

• 1:51:17Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, there's Joe on it.

• 1:51:19Speaker 05

  It's just, I am on a, another plane. I'm working at higher RPMs. It just makes my brain work better.

• 1:51:26Kurt Metzger?

  Is that Joe for real or is it like a made up one?

• 1:51:28Speaker 05

  For the moments that require complete mental presence with ingredients that support cognition, memory, attention, focus and mental clarity, along with sustained attention during.

• 1:51:40Kurt Metzger?

  What's in it?

• 1:51:41Speaker 05

  For activity and mental.

• 1:51:42Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, let's stop, stop, stop. I, what, I don't, if you show me what's in it, I could, I would have a nice sense of if it's anything.

• 1:51:50Speaker 03

  You want me to pull up Alpha Brain?

• 1:51:51Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, well, beside, you can't, I don't understand why showing me Joe Rogan and having a name like that would help me. I just wanna know what's in it.

• 1:51:58Speaker 01

  What's in Alpha Brain?

• 1:52:00Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know what that is.

• 1:52:01Speaker 01

  B6.

• 1:52:02Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, tyrosine, okay. Theanine, I know what that is, kind of. I've taken it.

• 1:52:06Speaker 01

  Oat straw extract.

• 1:52:08Kurt Metzger?

  Let's see, Alpha G, I don't know enough about it, but I've heard good things about Alpha GPC, but I don't really know anything.

• 1:52:14Speaker 01

  Bocopomaneri.

• 1:52:16Kurt Metzger?

  That is that chick, uh, like Dua Lipa did a song with her.

• 1:52:22Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, tooth club moss extract. Hu, Andrew Huprazine.

• 1:52:30Kurt Metzger?

  Cat's claw extract.

• 1:52:31Speaker 02

  Oh, well, they gotta have that.

• 1:52:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:52:33Kurt Metzger?

  Um, okay, so I only knew what like three of those things were, but I don't see anything that says proprietary. That's, that's pretty cool. Um, okay, so I only know some of those things, but maybe it does. I know L. Tyrosine's a thing that was, uh, going around for a while that you take, especially after.

• 1:52:49Speaker 01

  It's in Red Bull.

• 1:52:50Kurt Metzger?

  Tyrosine?

• 1:52:51Speaker 01

  Isn't it? Yeah.

• 1:52:52Kurt Metzger?

  You're thinking of a different.

• 1:52:52Speaker 01

  Is that taurine?

• 1:52:53Kurt Metzger?

  That's taurine, which is really that kinda caffeine, I think, but let's, you know, it's like, let's just say it's Cattori or something, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:53:01Speaker 02

  I know the L. Thanine, is that, how do you say that?

• 1:53:03Kurt Metzger?

  L. Theanine, yeah.

• 1:53:04Speaker 02

  Theanine? That shits in everything.

• 1:53:06Speaker 01

  Gives you weird dreams.

• 1:53:09Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, Dr. Heather, do you know about any of these, uh, supplements? You're a big supplement, uh, professor, right?

• 1:53:15Kurt Metzger?

  Heather, you take a lot of Alpha Brain, right?

• 1:53:18Speaker 02

  What are, what are your L. Thanine levels at right now?

• 1:53:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, um, no, I try to, I try to not, uh, take things that I don't know what they do or what they are necessarily.

• 1:53:31Speaker 02

  So just SSRIs?

• 1:53:33Kurt Metzger?

  You don't believe in the old hero's journey?

• 1:53:36Speaker 05

  Just, just benzos.

• 1:53:38Speaker 02

  Just, just benzos.

• 1:53:39Kurt Metzger?

  Just benzos and trad ethics, solid.

• 1:53:43Speaker 03

  I saw how well they worked for Jordan.

• 1:53:45Speaker 02

  At, at this point, we scientifically know that you should only be eating meat and benzos.

• 1:53:51Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:53:51Speaker 02

  If you put anything else in your body, you're poisoning yourself.

• 1:53:53Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, that, and I want, yeah, okay, and by the way, uh, Colonel Dave Smith will be on the war boat and he'll be explaining that the diet, it's not just us hitting your tate with a wall, uh, your, your tate, your taint.

• 1:54:06Speaker 02

  You hit me right in the under tate.

• 1:54:07Kurt Metzger?

  It'll be a tate when we're done hitting it with a walrus back him.

• 1:54:11Speaker 01

  Okay, and by the way, that's, thank you for bringing that up.

• 1:54:13Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 1:54:14Speaker 01

  We know what you like, fans of the Mystery Boys. Beef. You love meat.

• 1:54:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yes.

• 1:54:20Speaker 01

  And we know you love benzos, which brings us to the new Mystery Boys supplement, Beefzoes. This is a combination dried beef mixed in with Chinese Xanax and it is, you're gonna get your protein.

• 1:54:39Speaker 02

  I just can't believe no one else thought of it, to be honest.

• 1:54:41Speaker 01

  Well.

• 1:54:43Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, can we play Duncan's song before we go to play us out?

• 1:54:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, but wait, no, don't play it. Yeah, I wanna get you in it.

• 1:54:51Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, okay. We'll, we'll hold it back a little bit.

• 1:54:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:54:53Kurt Metzger?

  After you saw those great propagandas, you realized we had to up the game with some flashing.

• 1:54:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:54:58Kurt Metzger?

  With seizure lights.

• 1:54:59Speaker 01

  Yes. We are bringing seizure lights back to the Mystery Boys.

• 1:55:03Kurt Metzger?

  That fucking, so they have five-ish from that cult from, from Lakewood near where I grew up. Or no, Ura or something it's called, fu, uh, uh, you know, Cars for Kids.

• 1:55:13Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, right.

• 1:55:14Kurt Metzger?

  So that's the, uh, and by the way, not, I, I don't know.

• 1:55:17Speaker 01

  Please don't fuck up Cars for Kids now, man.

• 1:55:19Kurt Metzger?

  Honestly, wait, no, dude, I don't think.

• 1:55:22Speaker 02

  That's a tough one. That's a tough one.

• 1:55:23Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, I'm sorry to tell you this, I don't think any kid's got a car.

• 1:55:29Kurt Metzger?

  And that's a fact. You've been better off giving that money to Andrew Wilson to recoup his investment in the great work he did arguing against Candace Owens. And I did. I gave, I took out a credit card so I could donate to Andrew Wilson recouping his investment.

• 1:55:44Speaker 02

  Did he raise that money or pay that money?

• 1:55:46Kurt Metzger?

  Did he do the, he should have done the give some go before the debate.

• 1:55:49Speaker 01

  He had to go fund me.

• 1:55:50Speaker 02

  But like, how much did he end up raising on the go? It's not that easy to raise 300 grand on a GoFundMe, is it?

• 1:55:56Speaker 01

  It's easy. I do it all the time.

• 1:55:57Kurt Metzger?

  Well, if, if TPUSA says, hey, keep whatever you make off your GoFundMe, we'll pay this because it's good money.

• 1:56:04Speaker 02

  Then it's a good deal.

• 1:56:05Kurt Metzger?

  Look, I'm not saying that's what happened, but he did so well. It's obviously a good idea for them to say, get Andrew, the guy that taught us how to debate. And that's why no one suspects us of anything, you know? And that's why we have the most likable woman who ever lived. And she's either wearing a bright silver suit or a black uniform from like the V series of the eighties.

• 1:56:24Speaker 02

  I like that this graphic really captured my disdain for Kurt.

• 1:56:27Kurt Metzger?

  You know, it really just, ah, fucking. You look like an older, wiser Dave Smith.

• 1:56:33Speaker 02

  I do. I do look a little bit older.

• 1:56:35Kurt Metzger?

  And I've learned that you're full of shit. That's what I've learned as I've gotten

• 1:56:39Speaker 02

  wiser. Fucking, what is he talking about?

• 1:56:41Kurt Metzger?

  Modern humans in the realm of a normal heighted man.

• 1:56:44Speaker 01

  Doctor, thank you so much for coming on the show. I'm sorry.

• 1:56:47Kurt Metzger?

  Thanks for schooling Dave Smith. I hope some of his antisemitism can be cured.

• 1:56:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:56:51Speaker 02

  Put me in my place today, boys and, and doctor.

• 1:56:54Speaker 01

  Well, thank you for having me.

• 1:56:55Kurt Metzger?

  Everybody hit my GoFundMe. I got Dave. You saw I destroyed him, basically.

• 1:57:00Speaker 01

  And don't forget, use offer code MYSTERY to get 20% off your first order of Bezos.

• 1:57:07Speaker 02

  You're getting 20% off of that?

• 1:57:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:57:09Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:57:09Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, when are we making, when are we making the gnome skin condoms? Gnome spelled G-N-O-M-B. Gnome. And we're gonna Timu fucking drop ship condoms.

• 1:57:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:57:21Kurt Metzger?

  These condoms are for entertainment purposes only.

• 1:57:25Speaker 01

  Don't fuck with them.

• 1:57:26Kurt Metzger?

  As are any food products we make. These will be for entertainment purposes only, not meant for human, like, uh, research chemicals, basically. Like, do them, but don't like, do them, you know?

• 1:57:37Speaker 01

  Thank you guys so much for joining us. I'm sorry. I gotta bail.

• 1:57:40Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:57:40Speaker 01

  God go with you. End of the night.

• 1:57:42Kurt Metzger?

  He's gotta hang out with his best friend Damian Echols and Hunter Biden.

• 1:57:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. Honestly, it's a buffet. Bye, guys.

• 1:57:48Kurt Metzger?

  Bye, everybody. Thank you.

• 1:57:49Speaker 01

  Thank you. Bye.

• 1:57:52Kurt Metzger?

  All right. Well, that's Mystery, boys. And, uh, Zalo.

• 1:57:55Speaker 01

  Thanks for coming on, Dave. You're the best.

• 1:57:57Speaker 02

  Thank you guys so much for having me.

• 1:57:58Speaker 01

  Do you want to plug anything?

• 1:58:00Speaker 02

  Oh, ComicDaveSmith.com. I'm, I'm all over the world.

• 1:58:03Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, in October, me and Duncan are giving a lecture on Atlantis in this town.

• 1:58:07Speaker 01

  We're about to blow your mind. Red pill, black pill, together. This is gonna fuck you up.

• 1:58:14Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Okay, we done? All right. Bye, everybody. Thanks.

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