Bootstrapping a +$1B Business + Selling To The Ultra Rich | Jesse Pujji

Episode 622: Sam Parr ( https://x.com/theSamParr ) and Shaan Puri ( https://x.com/ShaanVP ) talk to Jesse Pujji ( https://x.com/jspujji ) about bootstrapping Ampush and the four levers of digital marketing. — Show Notes: (0:00) Unique insight + unfair advantage (3:05) How Jesse bootstrapped Ampush using GLG (14:00) Digital marketing in masterclass in 3 minutes (20:30) How to sell to the ultra rich (27:38) Red Ventures' Playbook (32:40) The Four Big Levers (41:00) Calling Zuck's cell (46:30) Noah Kagan's $100M mistake at facebook (58:45) What's the thing you can't not do? (1:01:00) Nelly performs at Jesse's birthday party — Links: • Gateway X - https://www.gateway.xyz/ • Aux Insights - https://www.auxinsights.com/ • Accordion - https://www.accordion.com/ • GrowthAssistant - https://growthassistant.com/ • GLG Insights - https://glginsights.com/ • Triple Whale - https://www.triplewhale.com/ • Ampush Lead Gen Overview - https://tinyurl.com/mw3f7cbk • Bootstrapped Giants Newsletter - https://tinyurl.com/46t82kk9 — Check Out Sam's Stuff: • Hampton - https://www.joinhampton.com/ • Ideation Bootcamp - https://www.ideationbootcamp.co/ • Copy That - https://copythat.com • Hampton Wealth Survey - https://joinhampton.com/wealth • Sam’s List - http://samslist.co/ — Check Out Shaan's Stuff: Need to hire? You should use the same service Shaan uses to hire developers, designers, & Virtual Assistants → it’s called Shepherd (tell ‘em Shaan sent you): https://bit.ly/SupportShepherd My First Million is a HubSpot Original Podcast // Brought to you by The HubSpot Podcast Network // Production by Arie Desormeaux // Editing by Ezra Bakker Trupiano

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• 0:00Shaan Puri?

  You said a couple of interesting things, so let's break this down.

• 0:02Speaker 01

  We have no money. We're bootstrapping. Let's get ourselves on GLG as experts. And I'm like, okay, my charge is $500 an hour. She goes, no problem. But we talked to like someone after a few weeks and he goes, "Do you guys have research?" And we look at each other, we're like, "Yeah, yeah, we have a report. It's $5,000." So I always joke, that was Ampush's angels round. We raised $150,000 selling research reports to hedge fund people. It's pretty sick.

• 0:25Shaan Puri?

  That's an amazing story.

• 0:26Speaker 01

  And by the way, there's eight of them that all have like high eight or low nine figures in EBITDA. The whole category has just crushed.

• 0:33Shaan Puri?

  The two takeaways from this, by the way, are sell to the rich. And then your way of figuring out what they need was...

• 0:47Shaan Puri?

  Jesse, what up dude? How are you doing, man?

• 0:48Speaker 01

  What's up, guys? I'm pumped to be on here.

• 0:51Shaan Puri?

  Good to see you. Uh, where should we start? You sent us a doc, had a bunch of cool ideas on it. Which one do you want to start with?

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, maybe, maybe some of the stuff we've learned at Gateway X as we've been building new ideas. I think the idea I'm most excited about, which I think Sean, you and I have talked about, is Ox Insights.

• 1:06Shaan Puri?

  Sam, do you know about this business?

• 1:08Speaker 01

  No, what is Ox Insights?

• 1:09Shaan Puri?

  Oh dude, this is sick. Okay, so tell us about this business.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  You're gonna love it, Sam. So, you know, one of the things that I, as we've learned, starting new businesses, and some of them you guys probably know, like Kahani, Sean, you were a customer of it, it failed, it didn't, or we stopped doing it. And one thing I've learned sitting in this seat is it's really important to like understand demand and that there's a customer who has a problem that you need and then go like to stand up the thing. With Growth Assistant, that's what I did. I already knew people needed it. I just stood it up and then immediately started to work. And so, you know, I started my career in finance and consulting. I went to Penn. I got a million friends who were in private equity. And after we sold Ampush, I would get a call from one friend once a month without fail, who worked at Blackstone or worked at TPG or worked at one of these fancy private equity firms.

• 1:54Speaker 01

  And they'd go, "Hey, I, um, I have this deal in front of my investment committee. It's a billion dollar company." And I'm getting asked all these questions about their Google and Facebook ads, Jesse. Like, what if they don't perform well? Or how do we know they're good at them? And they're asking me to like, look at the web traffic and make some analysis. Jesse, I have no idea. And my investment candy is not happy because I can't convince them to buy this business. What should I ask them? So the first few calls, I'm like, well, the same thing you, any of us would do. Well, go look at the Google Analytics. Well, how many, how many creatives are they testing? And my fourth guy was like, dude, can you just do this for me? And I'm like, you know, me, I'm like, oh, yeah, a couple hundred thousand dollars. I'll do it for you. And he's like, oh, that's it? Yeah, done. Let's go do this. And so Ox Insights is essentially a private equity consulting business.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  It works for private equity firms, specifically in the office of the CMO, marketing-related diligence, and what's called value creation. So value creation is after they buy the business, they want you to spend time helping them put together the strategy for how they grow the business. And there's businesses like accordion is a cool example. 300 million revenue, 100 million EBITDA. It's only a 12-year-old company. They do the same exact business for office of the CFO. What? So anything finance related, yeah. accordion, I mean, you could look at LEK is 800 million and 250 in EBITDA. McKinsey has an over billion-dollar business just for private equity firms. It's got 55% EBITDA margins.

• 3:14Shaan Puri?

  And when you say their office of the CFO, so let's, let's break this down. So you said a couple of interesting things. The first was it's a lot easier to succeed in business if you first find the starving crowd. So find the really hungry market versus how you and I, Sam, like starter, at least I should just speak for myself. I don't know if you did the same thing, but like, I would always be like, what's a cool idea? Or what's something I could make? Or what's something that seems easy to do? And it was easy at the start because it's so familiar or it's like just nearby, but I've no idea the demand or the demand is all another broke people like me. So it's going to be really hard to sell and make money, or I need so many customers to make money. Whereas you're like, well, let me work backwards. Who are the richest people and richest companies? It's like private equity, hedge funds, that type of customer.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  They're not price sensitive at all. They're urgent.

• 4:00Shaan Puri?

  And they're super rational. They're like, cool, if I can buy something for a hundred thousand dollars, but it's going to help me make a $10 million decision, great. Uh, you know, the, the math maths, I'm in. So they're, they're, they're wealthy. They're not as price sensitive, they're rational. And in your case, you figured out what the need was because You had one fortunate circumstance, which was like they were calling you to ask you about this thing. And you basically, so what you built was like a marketing due diligence. So they're looking at a company, they need to know, is there, are there digital ads performing very well, not so good? Is there any red flags in here? Any concerns? In the same way that if I want to go buy a company and I get a bunch of financial statements, I might ask a super financial literate friend.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  Accountant to go look at it. Yeah.

• 4:43Shaan Puri?

  Yeah. Like, hey, my accountant, like, can you look at this? Can we do a quality of earnings? Can we, can we get some understanding of like, are these numbers solid or not? They are really financially literate, but they're not as Facebook ads and Google ads and Pinterest ads literate as you are. So you're providing that diligence. And then after they buy, then you're like, cool. And then we'll help you like lever, we'll show you some levers that might be able to grow this, this thing after you buy to create the value, right?

• 5:05Speaker 01

  You should get background. So you started and sold Ampush for some tens of millions, I think.

• 5:10Shaan Puri?

  Digital, digital marketing agency.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  And then with that money, you went and started Gateway X, which is almost an incubator. Yeah, we call it a studio meets holdco.

• 5:20Shaan Puri?

  Where you have started three or four or five businesses.

• 5:22Speaker 01

  We started six. We've shut down two. One is kind of going sideways. Two have crushed it. OX being one of them and one is new.

• 5:29Shaan Puri?

  Got it. Okay.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  And, and let me jump in and say two things that we, what we call it at Gateway X as a studio, Sean, is we have to have a unique insight and an unfair advantage. I want to build like in 10 years, I want this like holdco studio thing where we've got five to 15, I don't care what the number is, operating companies, they're all profitable, they're compounding on top of each other. And we've got this super cool culture of builders basically inside of it.

• 5:52Shaan Puri?

  You don't raise money at the start for them, right?

• 5:54Speaker 01

  We don't raise money. We tried it with Kahani, as you know, and, and it didn't work. Like it wasn't, it just wasn't for me. I shouldn't say it was fine. It just wasn't for me.

• 6:01Shaan Puri?

  What, what was Kahani?

• 6:03Speaker 01

  Well, there's a great example of Sean's point of like a cool idea. So that you're going to think the idea is cool. The second I tell it to you in like a shitty idea business. I was like, look, ecommerce sites look like they're 10 years old. And meanwhile, Instagram and TikTok have got these like full vertical videos. So let's make a plugin to let ecommerce companies change themselves to look more like TikTok and Instagram. So the first product was the little stories nav bar at the top of of every ecommerce site. And we had it on Sean's site. And I was like, oh, it's gonna, people are gonna engage with it. The content's gonna look bigger, it's gonna, and we launched it. And everybody, people thought it was a really cool idea, right? But nobody actually like Sean.

• 6:39Shaan Puri?

  By the way, I thought it was an awesome idea. In fact, I kind of still think it's an awesome idea.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  It is a good idea, but it doesn't solve anybody's problems and nobody's, nobody's lining up for it. And then we were like, oh, it's improving your conversion. But then it's like, well, it's not, you're not sure it's improving our conversion. It kind of seems like people engage with it. And then people are like, it's kind of slowing my site down or it takes me too much content. And they just ripped it off the site.

• 6:58Sam Parr?

  Was it basically just a plugin? It's a plugin?

• 7:00Speaker 01

  Just a plugin. So I mean, we had a big vision for it, right? You'd have landing pages and you could put your influencers. And we, I still think someone's gonna figure it out. But I sat there and I was like, I got this other business, Growth Assistant. And here's a funny story, you guys will like this. We go to Shop Talk and you know, Shop Talk matches you. And I have one sales guy from Kahani and one sales guy from Growth Assistant. And they both do the matching thing. The Kahani guy gets three meetings, the Growth Assistant guy gets 25 meetings. One selling like marketing talent in the Philippines. And I go, man, if there's ever a signal for like solving a problem versus, you know, just a cool thing, this is it. And that was like one of the key decisions where I was like, I don't want to do this anymore.

• 7:36Shaan Puri?

  And with Ox, so he, so with Kahani, he's like, yo, you want to invest? Would love to have you on board. Here's the deck. And I'm like, looking at it, I'm like, I kind of like the idea, but I'm not fully sold. I ended up not investing. With Ox, he half tells me the idea to text message. And I'm like, I gotta invest in this somehow, right? Like even I was like instantly, I was like, this shit's gonna work. This is a great idea, much easier solve. And one really cool thing I had heard, Jesse, can you talk about this? Which is earlier, when you were doing Ampush, you signed up for GLG, which is a like expert network where, where basically rich dudes on Wall Street will call you and be like, hey nerd, you know a lot about this biotech thing or you know a lot about newsletters?

• 8:14Sam Parr?

  It's like, uh, if a banker is about to take a company public, like a email software company public, they want to talk to all types of users of email software and ask them questions so they could have more conviction in their decision.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  Yes. And by the way, there's eight of them that all have like high eight or low nine figures in EBITDA. To be clear, there's Guidepoint Global, there's Alpha Sites. The whole category has just crushed.

• 8:37Shaan Puri?

  And it's basically like if Brad Pitt called you and was like, hey, you ever been to this Italian restaurant in New York? He's gonna take a supermodel there, but you've been there? And he's like, how's the parm? And you're like, that's pretty good, actually. And then they're like, cool. They hang up. You don't know why they asked you.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  And they pay you $1,000 for the, for the, for the feedback. Well, here's the, the story of GLG is hilarious. So, so I don't usually tell this part of the story, but it starts earlier. Young Jesse's an associate at Goldman Sachs. He decides, my best friend, who's my co-founder's hedge fund blew up during the financial crisis. So he doesn't have a job. So he kind of sits around. He's like, I don't want to get a job, Jesse. I want to start something. He gets me excited enough that I'm like, all right, I want to start something too. Let's go start something in a few months. I give my notice at Goldman. They're like, take 90 days, wind down. And I was like, me, I'm like, hey, do you mind if I use the firm's resources to research my future business idea? And Goldman, by the way, probably has a multimillion dollar subscription with GLG. So we have an unlimited calls. They don't charge us per call because at Goldman, they're paying them so much money. So me and my co-founder

• 9:33Speaker 01

  line up three phone calls a week with like digital ad experts and lead gen people. And we research e-commerce. Like you name the category, we were talking to an expert in it for like the 90 days before we left, before I left Goldman. We also had all the sell-side analysts come and tell us like, what are the internet trends that we should be paying attention to? So this was the research before Ampush started. I'm 24, 25 years old. Then I start Ampush. Quinn Street, which you guys may or may not know, is a publicly traded lead gen business. It goes public. And the same thing happens. A couple of my hedge fund friends call me and go, dude, isn't this what you're doing? Like, and I go, well, here's what you need to look at. And here's how their margins work. And then I get the idea. I'm like, we have no money. We're bootstrapping. Let's get ourselves on GLG as experts. So

• 10:14Speaker 01

  I call my old rep and I go, hey, can I be an expert on your GLG? Are they asking me? They go, yeah, we need someone. I'm like, okay, my, my charge is $500 an hour. She goes, no problem. So now me and my co-founder are doing, on the other side of the marketplace, we're doing five calls a week. We're making 25, you know, it's, it's good money. But we talked to like someone after a few weeks and he goes, do you guys have research? That you can put together because you can, the way you're explaining is so helpful. And we look at each other, we're like, yeah, yeah, we have a report. It's $5,000. I'll send you guys a report. You can link to it. It's super outdated at this point. It's a 50-page report. It's going to explain the lead gen industry to you, tell you who the competitors are, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's like, yeah, I'll take it. So we, we basically spent four days all weekend putting this report together. And then GLG is like, hey, we're getting a lot of other questions about this report.

• 10:59Speaker 01

  Can you sell more of it? By the time it was all said and done, we sold 30 of the reports. So I always joke, that was Ambush's angels around. We raised $150,000 selling research reports to hedge fund people. That's insane.

• 11:11Shaan Puri?

  I don't know if you heard on the pod, but Anand from CB Insights did the same thing. Did you hear, did you hear his story? He basically

• 11:17Speaker 01

  No.

• 11:18Shaan Puri?

  Sold a PDF.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  He's smarter. He turned it into a huge business.

• 11:21Shaan Puri?

  Well, he started with the, with the PDF and then he's like, you know, he's trying to charge like $500. And then he's like, the best thing that ever happened to us was my buddy was like, no, no, you need to charge like $12,000 minimum, 25,000 as your medium, and then have $100,000 option. And he's like, dude, it's a PDF. Like, are you sure?

• 11:39Speaker 01

  100% right, dude.

• 11:40Shaan Puri?

  And they made like 300 grand that year.

• 11:42Speaker 01

  It's a gift and good.

• 11:43Shaan Puri?

  Yeah.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Right? It gets more value when people think it's, uh, it's more expensive. I mean, that's for pricing for aux. We charge $50,000 a week for, for a team of consultants. And McKinsey, Bain and BCG charged $200,000 a week. So our argument is we're 75% cheaper than them, but way better in our world of online market, you know, the world that we know extremely well.

• 12:03Shaan Puri?

  How come you don't charge 75% more and say we're better?

• 12:06Speaker 01

  That was, so one of the things I didn't tell you, when, when I, my friends were calling me and I was like, isn't there someone who does this? Why you keep calling me about this? And what they told us, this is part of the market research, was they said, look, McKinsey, Bain and BCG are $200,000 a week and they don't, they're not practitioners of marketing, Jesse. So they don't actually know the answers. And then every time we ask an agency, Agencies come back with recommendations like change your match types or do more lookalike audience or whatever. And they're like, we don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Like, we don't understand what they're saying. What they want is you do this and this much revenue and EBITDA will come. So a big part of our work is literally just translating marketing levers into revenue and EBITDA terms so that they can actually understand what they're, what they're going to spend money on or what the risk levers are in the business.

• 12:47Sam Parr?

  Do you run like fake ads? Like, um, like, you know, a lot of people, when they have a company, they'll be like, you know, we want to make this product, but we're not actually sure if anyone's going to buy it. And so they make an ad for the product that doesn't exist. And sometimes the landing page will be like, oh, you caught us a little bit too soon, but let us know if you want this, whatever.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  We've done it in value creation. We haven't done it in diligence. Diligence is like you've got four weeks. They're trying to discern whether they want to buy the business and you're just like, you're head, you have so much data, you have to figure out what's going on and be able to give them a smart answer. Value creation, you have 12 or 20 weeks, sometimes depending on the engagement. There we will definitely run experiments, we'll make ad changes, we'll do all these things and come back to them and say, hey, this is a good idea. This is not a good idea.

• 13:24Sam Parr?

  So to make this actionable, like even for me or Sean or listener, what do you look for? Like, what can I look for in my business? And I assume, obviously, this is only if you are running digital ads, Facebook and Google basically ads. What can you look for to be like, there's opportunity here or this is stupid, shut it down?

• 13:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, we do, we approach it in a few different ways, right? One is top down, like we use Veros and a couple of other third-party data sources and our own data to figure out benchmarks of the company. So if you're an e-commerce business with a, you're selling water bottles, what should your click-through rate? What's your conversion rate by channel? What, that's our top-down way of kind of assessing where they stand. And so that's just whatever, you can get that data anywhere online. And then the bottom-up part of it is, for example, for Facebook, right? We'll say like, is the account structured correctly? Oftentimes, there's too many ads trying to like breaking the signal in too many different places and needs to be consolidated. The other question we'll ask is, is their event match quality good? Oftentimes, these old, old-school companies owned by private equity, they don't even, they have like a three out of 10 match quality, which means Facebook's signal is

• 14:23Speaker 01

  super crappy for them. And I bet Sean's company and most startups have nine out of 10 because they've like made sure that Facebook's getting all the right data. Then there's all the creative stuff. Are they, you know, the easiest thing is someone says, my performance is bad. I'm go, how many creative do you test a week? A week? What are you talking about? Oh, we do two a month. Well, yeah, of course, your performance is going to be horrible, right? So creative testing is one of the easiest levers to pull in terms of improving.

• 14:45Sam Parr?

  And if a business that you're looking to buy has all of these things that they're doing wrong and they're still succeeding. And for you, you're like, there's opportunity here. If they get this right, you're going to be even better after buying.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  Exactly. And size, right? So the key deliverable, the first five slides of every deck are here's the grade for every channel. And then here's the waterfall that says, what's your current EBITDA? And then if you improve the things that we think in a pretty moderate way, here's what your EBITDA of the business could be. And that's the money chart for a private equity guy.

• 15:13Sam Parr?

  That's pretty sick.

• 15:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a super cool business. And honestly, like, the validation that we've gotten, like, that's the other cool thing is that my, one of my other tests for a business is if in my discovery phase, people start asking me to buy it, I know I'm on to like, that's what happened with Growth Assistant, that's what happened with OX. And early days of AMP, push that happened. I was like, hey, this is an idea we have. We want to get you offshore marketing people. And like, can I get one of those people? And I'm like, oh, okay, we're good. Same thing with the private equity. And I call some of my buddies and go, here's this idea we have, we want to do is he's like, oh, I actually have a deal right now. Can you guys start looking at it?

• 15:42Sam Parr?

  That's awesome. How big is this business now? Is it a year old? Could you say like?

• 15:46Speaker 01

  A year old, yeah. It's like five million. It'll do five million this year.

• 15:49Sam Parr?

  That's insane.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, it'll do five million. And we, by the way, we invested one tenth of what we put into Kahani into it.

• 15:55Shaan Puri?

  And by the way, Sam, like, I think the key, because you were like, what are the marketing levers? And like, he gave you like a, as good as answer you give not having like the thing you need. It's like, doctor, what can I do to be better? But here's none of my data, none of my scans, none of my notes. It's like, well, you should, I guess, you know, check on your health. So the key here with this business, though, is it's, he won't say this, it's not part of a sales pitch, but like, it's not that he has to be like this marketing savant that's going to like find the genius levers. These companies are really buying certainty. And it's CYA, right? It's why a lot of consultants get hired in the world is there's a CYA. Come on, you're doing a deal. You need to understand that the thing you're buying doesn't have any like, you know, horrible warts. That's the first piece. And then.

• 16:39Shaan Puri?

  Cool. What is a like best case, base case, worst case kind of scenario of what we can do to grow this thing? And it's not even like a specific tactic, like, oh, change the audience segmentation. But it's like, we need a plan made by people who know a lot about this. And that's enough to like, kind of move the ball forward. And then of course, like when you go in and you actually do the shit, you'll figure it out case by case. Like, there's not like, like you go to 100 e-commerce companies and you could take the 10 smartest people in Facebook ads and Google ads. They're going to give you 10 different answers for every single company. Because one guy likes cost caps, another guy likes ASC, another guy says, simplify the structure. Another guy says, use all the new shit. You know, another guy says, do this attribution method. Another guy says this, there's no real uniform answer for like, how do you do? How does this work better versus worse?

• 17:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, I'll disagree. Like, I'll show you. Can I share my screen?

• 17:26Shaan Puri?

  Yeah.

• 17:27Speaker 01

  I mean, this is an example of the internal tool or the internal like analysis to give you the detailed answer, Sam, of like, everything we look at when we're trying to assess and grade inside of a private equity. Right? So there is top down, it's bottom up. How much spend is getting spent plays? What's campaign structure? What's how?

• 17:45Shaan Puri?

  You made this?

• 17:46Speaker 01

  I mean, my team made this. Yeah.

• 17:48Shaan Puri?

  That's so cool.

• 17:49Speaker 01

  So this is what we go through and do, and we're going to turn this into software at some point, by the way.

• 17:53Shaan Puri?

  Any color coded Excel sheet where like, ah, this is fucking great. I remember Steph Smith came on and showed me like a, just like a beautifully formatted Excel sheet. I don't think I even read anything that was in it, but I was like, you're great. This is fantastic. Like, I'm such a sucker for formatting on an Excel sheet.

• 18:08Speaker 01

  Well, but Anshon's right, which is like, the other thing I would think about too, that I think a lot of entrepreneurs miss, because we were so caught up on ourselves, is the humanness on the other side of the table. So you say, private equity firm, and you're like, oh yeah, private equity firm. But what's really happening is there's a, there's a mid-level partner. If they buy a business and Facebook blows up in a year on them, it's career limiting for them. Right? So the human being on the other side wants to go in and sell this deal to their committee, be able to put a good case together. And the reason McKinsey and Bain both built billion dollar business doing this is because those people wanted to go, look, McKinsey says the market is big. Now, the dream is they go, look, OX says there's X amount of EBITDA available in marketing, and look at the analysis they put together that's convincing of that.

• 18:51Shaan Puri?

  What percentage of the deals do you say it's shit? You're like, no, dude, like, there's no opportunity here.

• 18:55Speaker 01

  We've had, I mean, it's a young business. We've only done 20 projects, but let's say on 25%, we've said, you should stay the hell away from it. I mean, one, there was just straight up fraud in the SEO backlinking that they would have never spotted without us. That was a huge win. And I mean, they paid us, obviously, they didn't do the deal. And then we've had a couple where we were not convinced that there was as much leverage. Like, the management team puts together projections, right? So they share projections in these things, and we look at those projections, and we basically go, dude, this person would have to be the best Facebook ad marketer on the planet to hit these projections. Like, we think they can grow, but we don't think the projections they put together are reasonable, and we need to double-click. And as they double-clicked on that, they lost excitement about the deal.

• 19:36Sam Parr?

  Wow. What a cool business. Good job.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Thank you. Much better than Kahani.

• 19:42Shaan Puri?

  So your thing was like, kind of Office for the CMO. You talked about how accordion and there's the equivalent for the CFO side. Can you talk about other businesses that are like this to sell to the like ultra-rich customers? So let's call it hedge funds, banks, whatever. I heard you talk about a business that I had never heard of called, I think it was First Ring or First Rain. What is that? That sounded very interesting.

• 20:04Speaker 01

  Well, the first thing I always tell people to go like, who's the richest man in New York? Sam, who's the richest man in New York?

• 20:09Sam Parr?

  I don't want to ruin your story.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  Okay, fine. Ari, who's the richest man in New York?

• 20:17Shaan Puri?

  Here's the homie guess.

• 20:19Sam Parr?

  I hear the homie guess, a hedge fund guy.

• 20:21Shaan Puri?

  Some real estate guy.

• 20:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, Daniel Ock, or Steve Schwarzman, or whatever. Nope, nope, nope. It's Michael Bloomberg. It's the guy who's selling information. And so, sitting at Goldman, I like had this terminal we were paying $1,200 a month for, and you know, they never negotiate price. Every single terminal, they never do volume discounts. And you're like, damn, this guy's just, I mean, they're printing money in that business.

• 20:43Sam Parr?

  It also helps that he owns the entire thing.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  Owns the entire thing, but dude, whether he did or didn't, the thing makes like 5-10 billion a year in EBITDA.

• 20:50Sam Parr?

  It's huge.

• 20:51Speaker 01

  It's a ridiculous business, right? And so, I'm sitting there, I'm an entrepreneurial person, and my boss comes up to me, and she goes, you gotta set up First Rain, Jesse. And I'm like, oh, cool, what's First Rain? And I'm like, looking through it. And it's like, pull the stock ticker and get an alert to your inbox when there's news about this company. And I'm like, this is just Google Alerts. And she's like, what's Google Alerts? And, and I'm like, what do we pay a month for this? She's like, oh, we pay like $2,000 per license. And I'm like, well, our group is like 40 people. Like, we're paying $80,000. No, no, we got a discount. It's $50,000 a month we're paying for, for this Google Analytics thing. I'm like, what the fuck? And so, you know, one of the, one of the categories for us now, and again, remember unfair advantage is very important.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  I, I happen to have lots of friends in this world because of where I went to college. Just whatever unfair advantage. Where'd you go to college? I went to Penn. Fancy. The Wall Street, you know, training school. So a bunch of my friends work at hedge funds and private equity. And, you know, these guys want information like that. They're willing to pay tons and tons of money for them. They're not price sensitive at all. They, if they can, they can, the ROI of everything, they, every decision they make, because that was what we got told about First Rain. They go, oh, it's $50,000 a month, but if it gets us one trade ahead of somebody else, it's paid for itself for the full year. So because of the numbers they're dealing in, they can just pay anything, right? Just like the $200,000 to diligence the project for a half a billion dollar deal. It's nothing for them. Right? So this category is a great one to sell into.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  And actually I have another funny story you guys will like. So on GLG, GLG has been like my life, my savior in business. What happened for me, I became like a regular, take that term any way you want, for hedge fund dudes for Facebook. Every quarter, 10 same people would call me and they would go, how's the quarter going, Jesse? Do you think spend is going to be up or down? Because they own huge positions in Facebook. Right? So one of the guys eventually is like, Jesse, I want access to your data. Like, I just want the aggregate. And I'm allowed to share it as my data at Ampush. I'm spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year. And he goes, I want, I want just full real time access to your data. I go, I can give it to you in aggregate. I can't give you any client data. And he's like, but what can I get to you? And I was like, well, bootstrap company, right?

• 23:00Speaker 01

  I'm like, you know, we've been dealing with this like working capital situation with, with our bank. Like, will you just give me a $5 million interest free loan? He's like, done. He's like, done. So this guy, Peter, he's a good friend of mine now. He gave us a $5 million loan. So we didn't have to pay any interest to our bank to do working capital. And all I had to do was basically give him a real time feed from our Tableau or whatever, of our aggregate, CPM, CTR, whatever, all of our data for, for Facebook. So anyway, First Rain is this, is a basic software tool you sell to hedge funds because they're willing to pay anything for it. And so one of my ideas, by the way, And if anyone's listening, wants to build this with me, I need someone very good at analytics and decent at sales is I just with my network, I could probably get $5 billion in Meta Facebook

• 23:45Speaker 01

  spend of and give people a survey every quarter. Did you spend more or less? How excited are you? Like a detailed survey, it'd have to be a really robust survey. Then I'd go to all these hedge fund people and I'd say, you can have access to this data every quarter. It's a, it's $50,000 a quarter and you have to guarantee me two years of a subscription. And I think I'd have people align out the door of people willing to pay for that data. And then I would do it for Google, then I would do it for Amazon, then I would do it for all of these different platforms.

• 24:12Shaan Puri?

  Dude, even easier. We like, why not just go to Triple Well, who already has all the data?

• 24:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:18Shaan Puri?

  And be like, hey, Triple Well, let's, you know, do this line of business, basically.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Hundred percent. Yeah. Let me license your data for the exclusive use in the financial service. Cause that's not going to be important for them. And then you can basically create a thing that hedge funds would pay for. And the best thing you, what I would do to hedge funds, I'd say, I'm only going to sell it to 20 of you, but let's do a reverse auction. So now make them bid against each other for this data. And as long as you limit it, they'll do that because they don't want everyone having the data, right? That's a really important thing to them. But anyway, the, the lesson here is that category, alternative assets are a great thing to bootstrap into because they like one deal basically can make you as a business and then you can go from there.

• 24:55Shaan Puri?

  Yeah. My, my old business partner used to call it just adding a zero. He's like, basically, what, what market or product can we go into where we do the same exact work, but we just add a zero to the end of the, the dollar amount that we're able to charge. Like Sam, you, you told me this with your events too. You used to charge, I think like $300 a ticket, but then other people charged 3,000 and then I forgot who it was like Recode or whoever it was, charged $30,000 a ticket.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  And it was like the same work, same product. It was ridiculous. And I did the exact same thing, Sean, that you said you did where you're like, I have an idea, but I'm broke. So I'm just going to assume that everyone else is broke.

• 25:30Sam Parr?

  That's what I did.

• 25:30Shaan Puri?

  Hang out with other broke people.

• 25:32Sam Parr?

  Yeah.

• 25:32Shaan Puri?

  They were doing the easy thing, which like the two takeaways from this, by the way, are sell to the rich, you know, you're going to be able to add a zero to what you're, what you're doing. And then your way of figuring out what they need was you had friends in that circle. You could go make friends or you were using GLG. You were like, I have one area of expertise. That could be my calling card to get in the door. And then that will be how I, you know, understand what these people need. And then maybe I can pair what I know with what they need and to a, you know, either a data product or a consulting product.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. And to tie it to get, tie them together, actually, if anyone listening, I would say, what is it that you know extremely well, or a couple of things that are cross sections of each other? And so first figure that out and then figure out who's willing to pay you the most money for what you know? That's essentially what I did with, with aux business. I was like, I know this thing, who's going to go pay me the most for it? And that group is going to pay me the most by far.

• 26:19Sam Parr?

  Can I, you did put on this sheet, but I want to talk, I want to ask you a couple of questions about this, particularly because I don't know if Sean knows much about this company. And I know a little bit about it, but I know that what I know, they're like crazy impressive. So I think you sold your company to Red Ventures. Is that right?

• 26:34Speaker 01

  So we saw it, it's a longer story. We sold a minority. They wanted to buy the whole thing. We couldn't get to terms. We sold a minority. We gave them an option to buy the rest of the business. They started buying content assets and decided not to buy the rest of our business. So we ended up eventually selling it to someone else, but we did for basically.

• 26:49Sam Parr?

  You got to know them.

• 26:50Speaker 01

  For two years, we operated as one company because the plan was originally for them to buy it. So I know them and Rick incredibly well.

• 26:55Sam Parr?

  Do you know about this company, Sean? Red Ventures?

• 26:58Shaan Puri?

  I know about the surface level and actually we've, we've hit up Jesse being like, dude, this is fascinating. Should we get Rick on like, and I would, I want to know more.

• 27:05Sam Parr?

  Well, but there's one part of the story that I just want to mention, which was amazing is like, he started this thing and then he was actually on the plane that solely landed in the, in the Hudson. And he like gave this like amazing talk when he, he was like, I was like one or two years into my business. And for some reason that life and death, that life or death situation kind of changed his outlook on life. And now Red Ventures is known as like one of the best places to work. And it sounds like they're, it's a great company. So yeah, what's the background?

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, so the story, the way that they tell it, they started the business in 2000. So Rick and Dan are the founders and they're both friends and both multi billionaires. And they, they actually met at Sendent in the late 90s. You guys know what Sendent is? They had like the coupon book. They launched Orbitz. They were like the original internet holdco. They met there, very direct marketing heavy. So in 2000, the two of them broke off on their own, literally months before the internet imploded. They started Red F is what it was first called. Five years later, in their, their story, they're telling of it, not mine. Rick says, Dan, give me a dollar. Dan gives him a dollar. He goes, you can have my half of the business. I hate this business. I don't want to do it. So they do a hard reset. Five years in, I think they barely were doing a million EBITDA. And like, these guys are the best learners you've ever met.

• 28:18Speaker 01

  So then at the time, go back 2005, there was this new thing called Google AdWords. And there was agencies starting and there's where lead gen businesses. And they, for whatever reason, they had a relationship with DirecTV. They said, hey, DirecTV, if you remember back then, was looking for satellite people to sell in the mall. Like they're these resellers. So Rick or one of them had this idea of let's go to, go to DirecTV and become a dealer. So they go, hey, DirecTV, you want to be a dealer? I go, sure, we love dealers. What's your territory? They go, oh, this new thing called the internet will be our territory. They go, okay, sure. We don't know anything. So they became DirecStar TV, authorized dealer of DirecTV. But as a part of their thing, they owned all the web rights. They owned all the AdWords rights. They owned all the SEO.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  And in four years, they built a $75 million EBITDA business just selling DirecTV subscriptions. Because they would run the media, take the phone calls. And all these things that are commonplace today where like what you do on your website gets cookie and then you know on the phone call, they were, they were pioneers in all of that stuff.

• 29:17Sam Parr?

  And basically if, if someone became a reseller of the TV tech, Dish Network, or wherever it was, DirecTV, they gave Red Ventures like a thousand dollars.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  They give $500 bounty for every single customer they get. And Red Ventures just had to do it for less than that. Right? And so between their media, and of course, after a few years, DirecTV is like, well, we can't get rid of you because you're driving all of our customers, but we don't like the deal we made. So then they renegotiated a million different times and I, you know, they still probably work with them. But then they went and took that out. And then General Atlantic, the big private equity firm invested and has crushed it on that deal. And they They went and did that for any high LTV purchase you can imagine. So every credit card company worked with them, American Express, Verizon Wireless, people who sell pest control, like anything that was like a long-term purchase. Basically, Red Ventures was either running their marketing. And when they invested in us, we wanted to do the same deal for direct-to-consumer companies,

• 30:09Speaker 01

  which did not work nearly as well as it worked for them, which is a different story for a different day. But that's what they got to then. They got to 2015, they're doing 2, 300 in EBITDA, and there's no more growth left, which is why they invested in us and they bought, they did, they did a bunch of other things. Rick's really smart and he goes, okay, I'm gonna invest in Jesse. He did five other deals at the same time, same year. And a year later, Ambush is going, okay, the other one went down to zero, one, you know. But they bought an SEO business that they use their same playbook. And within nine months, they took it from three in EBITDA to nine in EBITDA. And they go, oh shit, so that worked. Okay, let's go do a bigger deal. So then they bought like a $10 million EBITDA SEO content business and they took it to like 25.

• 30:49Shaan Puri?

  When you say SEO content business, you're talking about like the points guy?

• 30:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, the first one was reviews.com, the second one, I'm forgetting the name of it, but yeah, like the points. Then they finally, Rick, like he did a couple of those and Rick's like, all right, I'm ready for the big time. He went and bought Bankrate, which is a billion-dollar publicly traded company for 100 in EBITDA. It owns the points guy, it owns CreditCards.com, it owns. And in less than two years, they tripled the EBITDA of the business. And then they bought Healthline, they bought CNET. I mean, so they basically took their, and now the service is part of their business, is a tiny part of their business. And the SEO content part is a massive part of their business, but the same culture, the same playbook. And it's, it's an incredible business, incredible.

• 31:27Shaan Puri?

  Can you explain what they're doing? So they buy these SEO businesses, which is, let's just take Bankrate as an example. People Google best mortgage rate, more current mortgage rates, whatever. And they, Bankrate has done the content work and the SEO work to be the top thing that shows up on Google. So then you click it, you go in and they have like these affiliate offers and that's all great. And what, what Red did was they basically, am I right that they bought a business that was like primarily SEO-driven? And then they layered on paid to that? Is that the main thing that they did? Or what, what did they do to the assets?

• 31:59Speaker 01

  There's four major levers they pull. And the first thing I have to tell, and whenever I tell this story is, Rick, and it's the most unique culture. Like, at some point, you guys, I just take you there and you got to tour the campus and check it out because you've never seen anything like it. And there's a great New York Times article where they describe it as like, part Wall Street trading desk, part like southern politeness, and part like hard-nosed, direct-response marketing. And that's exactly, it's a very apt description. But anyway.

• 32:23Sam Parr?

  Well, and that's why I wanted to ask you about it, because Rick seems like an anomaly. Like, he seems like a, like a, like, this is normally like kind of a, not, this could be a shady industry. It often is a shady industry. He doesn't seem like a shady guy. And they seem like, like, people love working there, which is rare.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  He's one of the most special people I've ever met. He's one of the most special people in the world, I think.

• 32:42Shaan Puri?

  What would we notice if we toured the campus? What would we see?

• 32:45Speaker 01

  Funny you ask that. So one of my requests to him, when, when they invest, I want to shadow your leadership team for a week. Me and my, my 10 leaders are going to shadow your leaders, and I want to see what you guys do. And what you'd find is, you know, these things that are like startup adages, they've done at a scale of 5,000 people. Every meeting is short. Every meeting starts with a bottom line, and numbers are the only thing that is ever talked about in levers. And every person is basically trying to optimize more EBITDA in any discussion they're having. And they don't talk about the work that gets done as independent of that. Right? It's like, another example is like, they shape teams. So, and, you know, for digital marketers, they don't say like, we have a client team, and we have a marketing team. We have, they go, we have like,

• 33:23Speaker 01

  team click-through rate, and we have team conversion rate, and we have team traffic volume. Like, they literally organize people by the KPI that they're trying to drive, so that there's a deep, deep focus into it. They have these really cool things called business reviews, where basically Rick and the leadership team sits, and you have 20 minutes to come in, give an update on your business. Real decisions are made about the business, and he does like 40 of the, or like 40 over two days, basically. So it's a high-energy, very smart, it's like, it's a very unique culture. But anyway, so the culture is a starting point by far, because without it, I don't think any of this works. They have four main levers. The first is improvement of traffic acquisition, both paid and organic. So to your point, Sean, they'll layer on paid in a really smart way. They think a lot about cost per visitor and revenue per visitor and get that equation

• 34:06Speaker 01

  working extremely well, but they'll do a lot of SEO as well and they'll get volume up. Right. So I think, I remember high level when they bought the points guy, I'm making these numbers up, but it was doing 70 cents in revenue per visit and maybe 40 cents in cost per visit. And two years later was doing like a dollar, a dollar 70 in revenue per visit and like 90 cents in cost per visit, but the visits were up by like a factor of two or something like that. Right. So, so first lever is traffic acquisition. Second lever is they're extremely good at onsite optimization. If you guys pull up the points guy or any of those things now, you'll say, wow, Platinum American Express is plugged here, but it's plugged in a smart way, but I want to click on it, but it doesn't feel too salesy. They're very good at getting basically the onsite optimization to be significantly higher.

• 34:48Speaker 01

  The third lever is they're incredible geniuses when it comes to pricing to the efficient frontier of a customer's curve. You guys know what I mean when I say that?

• 34:56Shaan Puri?

  You're using a lot of words, my friend. Dependently, but when you put them together that way, it was just a combination I wasn't familiar with.

• 35:03Speaker 01

  So when you're a credit card, so you're American Express, right? And American Express is probably worth, willing to pay $700 per credit card application, but their person on their side will pay 200 if they can. Right. So the only way, if you can figure out the exact willingness to pay for an incremental customer by your customer in their business, your profits skyrocket. So they basically, basically the simple way to say it is they're good at pricing. They can really charge more for what they get. And I'll tell you a funny story. The guy who's, who's retired now, but he's a good friend of mine. He's a southern dude. He's very like disarming, but then he's smart as shit. And he's like, Jesse, we were 60 days from close. We were going to close this bank rate deal and their team told me there was a bid at

• 35:47Speaker 01

  auction for how you bought credit card applications and no technology could beat it. And he said, I looked at it and I said, Discover is only paying 500 for an application and they said they're willing to pay 900. Why are we not charging them 900? He's like, well, that's how the algorithm works. He's like buying this deal. He goes, "The day we closed the deal, Jesse, I threw away that algorithm. I pulled up a spreadsheet. I called all the customers and said, what are you willing to pay? What are you willing to pay? I got them. I charged them exactly what they were willing to pay and I got 20% more in EBITDA overnight. Within the first month, I owned the business." And so that's the third lever they're good at. And then the fourth lever is they're not crash and burn people, but they're very thoughtful about. And when they invested in Am push, I cut the headcount under their sort of tutelage by more than half.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  And our revenue grew during that time. So they're very good at like truly challenging the bloat in an organization and being like, how many people do we actually need? Like one story you guys will love is one of their executives said they bought some like government owned thing. It's a really weird business that mails you all the mailers when you move. I'm forgetting the name of it right now.

• 36:48Shaan Puri?

  I hate that.

• 36:50Speaker 01

  So it's actually was owned by the USPS and then it got

• 36:53Shaan Puri?

  I hate that.

• 36:53Speaker 01

  Now Red Ventures owns it. I go, so how'd you decide how to reduce the headcount? He goes, "We took the top three managers in the company and we held a draft."

• 37:01Speaker 01

  So we basically put everyone's name on the board and, and we said, there's only 40 people of 80 staying. Now go draft your best people. And again, they, you know, they're compassionate with obviously the people they let go. It's not, that's not, it's not meant to be a negative towards them, but like these organizations, they're very good at leanly staffing these organizations.

• 37:19Shaan Puri?

  Right.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  So those are the four big levers and that's how they get the kind of results they get.

• 37:22Shaan Puri?

  That's dope. I appreciate the, the Red Ventures masterclass. That's great. They're like a juggernaut that I didn't know much about in terms of how they actually operate.

• 37:30Sam Parr?

  Your boyfriend, the guy from Silver Lake, the guy you love, who's the guy, what's his name that you have a crush on?

• 37:36Shaan Puri?

  I should probably know his name if he's my boyfriend. Egan, what is his name? Egan?

• 37:40Sam Parr?

  I think he's on their board.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's on their board. GA is on their board. And I mean, look, they, they, they're all minority holders. They've never raised a dollar of primary capital. So they're, in my opinion, they're a bootstrap giant, right? They've taken secondary, but they've never raised primary.

• 37:54Shaan Puri?

  Their headquarters is in like North Carolina or something, right?

• 37:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're in Charlotte. But again, dude, Rick is a hustler of all hustlers. It's right across the border in South Carolina because the state of South Carolina has paid for the whole thing with tax incentives.

• 38:08Sam Parr?

  You have on here, every profitable founder should understand PE and rollups. What's that mean?

• 38:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think one of the biggest value creation levers, if you're running a $2 to $5 million EBITDA business is a rollup. And I'll tell the story of the company that ended up buying Ampush, because it's kind of like, still hurts me a little bit when I tell it. So there was a business called Elite SEM, it was an SEM agency. 4 million EBITDA, same year that I think Ampush had like 6 or something in 2015. We went into this deal with Red Ventures, whatever, earned a ton. But these guys sold to a business called Mountain Gate Capital. And let's assume, I don't know what they paid, but let's assume it was on 8x EBITDA, which is a fair multiple. So they paid 32 million for the business, right? The founders rolled 30%, I don't know for fact, but I'm just, I'm just making that up in this scenario.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  Founders roll 30% of the value, they take 20 million off the table and they roll the rest in. Mountain Gate goes and buys another 6 different businesses in the 1 to 2 million EBITDA range. Now, for those businesses, they pay like 4 to 5x EBITDA. Then they grow the whole thing organically, right? So then they go for, what was it, 4? Let's say they buy another 5 or 6 companies, they buy 10 in EBITDA, right? Total invested capital is, call it 60 ballpark?

• 39:26Sam Parr?

  But now the business is worth 15x.

• 39:28Speaker 01

  Correct. And it was bought by New Mountain, who bought Ampush. It was bought by New Mountain for 15x, 15, which is 225 million EBITDA. So the founders got 20 million, plus they got another bite of, call it 40 or something like that. Plus, the PE firm obviously crushed it on it. My push to founders would be like, if you understand that multiples are a function of growth, stability, and like, and margin or defensibility, however you want to think about that. And all those things improve with scale. And so there's just what they call, the finance nerds call it multiple arbitrage, which means I can buy at a low multiple and then I can sell in a few years for a higher multiple. And I think a lot, if I'm a profitable bootstrap founder, including myself, like even for Growth Assistant and other things, I'm like, this seems like such an obvious path to create a tremendous

• 40:10Speaker 01

  amount of value, that's like, better than the venture path for so many different reasons, more apt and more just, you know. But yeah, I think, I think everyone should look at it in their space. And by the way, I think, well, I've been approached multiple times and pitched on this, and it's on my list of like, creative AI meets rollup. So Jesse, go, let's go buy a creative agency, redo their processes with AI, right? Then, once you've figured that out, let's go buy 10 more of them. And not only will you be able to roll up and get all this multiple arbitrage, but you will create a much more profitable business. So I think there's a lot of strategies out there. And I would say like, I think a lot you can do with private equity, without private equity, but, but the founders of running these businesses should be the ones leading them. And the more the founder has the strategy, the better they're going to do with the PE firm if they ever need the capital to go do it.

• 40:55Shaan Puri?

  Right. You mentioned AI. I want to ask you about that because you were early to the social networking wave. I think you were doing like a social networking type of thing in the first year of Facebook. I think there's some story where Zuck called you.

• 41:07Speaker 01

  I called him on his cellphone, pretended to be somebody else. That was a good one.

• 41:10Shaan Puri?

  You called Zuck. Tell that story, by the way. Who did you pretend to be?

• 41:16Speaker 01

  So, summer of 05, we're like, Facebook's, oh my God, Mark Zuckerberg, he's a year old. He's our age, right? We're like, he's our age, he's like going to crush it. But he's never going to go into high school. Somebody should start a high school Facebook. And we're like, why not us? So we started the high list. I have like, I have like the docs, we have these little iconography and all this stuff. We basically rebuilt a clone of Facebook. And at the beginning of the summer, we went to go buy hsfacebook.com. And some kid at Columbia, I don't even remember his name, maybe he's listening and he can, he can phone himself. He owns it. And he goes, well, I'll sell it to you for like $20,000. And we're college kids, we're like, no thanks, we'll call it the high list. And we say peace. We build the whole product, we launch it. Literally on the eve of the launch, he calls us and he goes, Mark Zuckerberg wants to buy HS Facebook.

• 41:59Speaker 01

  So I'm giving you a last chance, buddy, like, you can get it. And, and I was like, oh my God, we need, and I was like, my first question was, is he going to launch in high school? He's like, yeah, he says he is. And I'm like, no, are you sure? Like, I think the guy's bullshitting me. So I'm like, prove it. So he forwards me the email from Zuck, and this is not, this is just a guy named Mark Zuckerberg. He's not Zuck Zuck today, right? And the guy includes a 917 area code number. Sorry, Zuck, your area code's 917 on your cellphone. And I don't know what the rest of it was, I don't remember. But basically, it has a cellphone number. So I'm like, okay, how do we call and how do we verify this is true? So I call Zuck. By the way, I call him from my summer internship office at Bain Capital. So I'm like sitting inside some finance company calling him. And I go, my name is Tom Goldberg.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  I'm partners with this guy, Bob, and we own HS Facebook together. So I want to make sure that you're not like, I'm not getting cut out of this deal that you apparently have with him. And he goes, yeah, I'm going to buy it from him and you need to sort that out with him. And then I go, well, what are you going to do with it? And I kid you not, he spends 30 minutes and to his credit, he outlines the entire strategy of Facebook as executed. He goes, first, we're going to go to high schools, then we're going to go to workplaces, then we're going to go into pods. Then we're going to like, he had the whole strategy. This is in oh, five, dude, this is a year into Facebook.

• 43:11Sam Parr?

  And he's like, 21.

• 43:13Shaan Puri?

  They're going to start wearing chains and cool shirts.

• 43:16Speaker 01

  Right around the age of 35. He's like 22 or when I'm 21. And then he's like, wait, by the way, what was your name again? And I'm like, click.

• 43:25Speaker 01

  Needless to say, our high school Facebook plan did not work out. They, they launched and they crushed us and we went and got jobs in finance.

• 43:32Shaan Puri?

  That's an amazing story.

• 43:33Speaker 01

  A sad story.

• 43:35Shaan Puri?

  And by the way, isn't the funny thing that like the actual answer was go join Facebook? Like just go do whatever you can.

• 43:41Speaker 01

  At every point in my life, that has been the right answer to maximize my outcome. And when I started Am push dude, for 10 years, like I was before all their ads. And I did the math because a buddy of mine got a job with same resume, got like a corp dev and he didn't take it. I was like, he's an idiot, but he didn't take it, but he, we have his offer. We have his physical offer still. It's like, oh, that would have been worth $75 million.

• 44:01Sam Parr?

  Dude, I know, I talked to a guy the other day who was like the two or 300th employee of Facebook. And he was like, I had $100 million in Facebook stock.

• 44:09Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 44:09Sam Parr?

  You know, he worked there for seven years or something like that.

• 44:12Speaker 01

  What I should have done is said, hey, look, I started this high school competitor. Do you want to hire me, dude? Because I'd probably be like a billionaire right now because it was a year into the, the business existing.

• 44:20Shaan Puri?

  And by the way, like to start Facebook, unbelievable amount of work and, and genius. To be the founding kind of like first five, 10, 15, 20 people there. Tremendous amount of work. You're scaling something that's, that's massive and you got to be like really sharp or you're going to get washed out. To be the 100th or 200th person at Facebook. Don't need anything special to be honest.

• 44:46Speaker 01

  Dude, or the thousand like.

• 44:47Shaan Puri?

  Get around, like, hey, get over here. Can you lift boxes for a bit? All right, he lifted boxes for a bit. Hey, can you, um, we got a bunch of spammers. Can you look at all these and figure out like what we're gonna do? Tell the team like, we need people to filter this. And by point 200, you no longer need to be at the top of the genius curve.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, dude.

• 45:03Shaan Puri?

  Work, you know, an incredible amount and you still get rich.

• 45:07Speaker 01

  I, four years into Ampush, I was looking for a head of sales and our best place to hire salespeople was from Facebook itself because they knew how to navigate the beast and get us more kind of leads from that. Get this guy. We love each other on the first dinner. You know, he meets two other people on team and then where he's four, four interviews in and I do the, the classic talk. All right, let's talk comp for a second, right? We're a startup. We'll give you a couple of points of equity. And he like gets this very scared look on his face. He goes, Jesse, I'm investing $800,000 a month in Facebook stock. How are you gonna match that? And I'm like, I'm like, dude, what, what?

• 45:42Shaan Puri?

  Yeah, why are you here?

• 45:43Speaker 01

  Meet you, buddy. See you later.

• 45:45Sam Parr?

  That is absolutely insane. Sean, have you heard the story about Noah Kagan and how Noah was hired to work at Facebook? Noah was the 32nd or 30th employee, employee. And basically what happened is he was out at a party and he was drunk or something like that. And he tells a reporter, a TechCrunch reporter, we're gonna launch this thing and that thing, and it's gonna be the best thing ever. And it becomes a news article the next day. And Zuck goes to his desk and he goes, you're fucking with my company. You're out. And he fires him on month nine. So Noah was three months away from his first vest. And Noah's told me, he goes, had I just made it that three months, those, that, those shares today would be worth about $100 million.

• 46:28Sam Parr?

  Those three months, all because he kinda.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  Opened his mouth.

• 46:32Sam Parr?

  Had a big mouth when he was 21 and drunk at a party.

• 46:35Speaker 01

  He was, he was Ampush's first Facebook ads client, believe it or not. AppSumo was.

• 46:40Sam Parr?

  That's awesome.

• 46:40Speaker 01

  I bought his first, I got his first customers for him.

• 46:42Sam Parr?

  Yeah. And now it's like, you know, a business that does a hundred million a year in revenue. So it kind of worked out, but it would have worked out a lot easier if he kind of kept his mouth shut.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. You know, but my thought, I don't know how you guys feel about that. I, I've done that math and I'm like, but I don't think I could have worked. Like, I don't want to work for someone.

• 46:58Sam Parr?

  Of course, you can't look back and be like.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  But even if I could, even now make that decision, I'm like, I don't think I would have wanted to work for Facebook or anywhere for that, that long or like.

• 47:06Sam Parr?

  Dude, I would. That would have been awesome. What were you gonna say, Sean?

• 47:09Shaan Puri?

  I think you're both right. So the, the, the math on this, just to put it in perspective, let's say you join when Facebook is valued at a billion dollars, which I think it was like a few, like a few years in, I don't, I don't think it was like right away. Cause at the time it was unclear, social networking would be that big. And so let's say you joined at a billion dollar valuation and your employee, you know, 400 and you're so junior, you're junior and they give you $10,000 of stock a year and you're going to make, you get a hundred thousand dollar salary and you're going to get 10,000 of stock. Over four years, you've, you've accumulated $40,000 of stock. At even at a billion, today, Facebook is a 1.35 trillion dollar company. So that's, you get.

• 47:50Speaker 01

  Thousand bagger.

• 47:51Shaan Puri?

  Multiplied by a thousand, thirteen hundred, thirteen hundred times your 40,000. It's a $54 million stock option you got for being the janitor at Facebook at the right time, which tells me a couple of things. Number one, picking the right company and project will be like by far, picking the right market to be in. And then the winner of that market, if you're in the tech industry, is by far the most impactful thing you could do in your, in your like career. It'll, it'll beat your hard work. It'll beat your own, like, you know, intelligence. It'll be being right many times in a row. Like you just had to be right once in the right time. And I should point this out, which is that at the time, or like every kind of like four years, it's pretty obvious what like winning companies look like. So if my version of this was I, I only did two job interviews in my life.

• 48:36Shaan Puri?

  The first one was at Monkey Inferno, which was the, the studio I ended up joining. So I wanted to be in a studio. And the other one I did was Stripe. And I could have told you right then, like Stripe is the winner. Like it's the winner of the startups. There's a reason that was the only other interview I did was because. I was like Stripe is the winner. It was super obvious. And I've done the similar like heartbreaking math of like, wow, even if I had joined, I would have just been like a sales guy, biz dev guy like I had no like, I would no seniority, would have made an absolute fortune. Now, on the other hand, you have the Jesse thing, which is like, do you want to do it? Would you, would you actually have stuck it out? And even beyond that is, would you have held? Because there is no chance that I would have held. I bought Bitcoin in 2014. I did not hold all the Bitcoin. I gambled Bitcoin away

• 49:19Shaan Puri?

  on a poker night, one night, because I was just like playing online poker. I did all kinds of things. That's now a four times $60,000, you know, thing. At the time Bitcoin was like 300 bucks. So it was like, I thought a thousand dollar investment. It was actually a quarter million dollar investment. And so, you know, the idea that I would have held is ridiculous. And I don't think, I don't think the math is actually real, because nobody holds for that long.

• 49:42Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 49:43Sam Parr?

  That's insane. I've got the same story, by the way, with Airbnb. I think I was going to be employee 120 or something. And I don't know. Also, it was a $20 an hour job. I don't even know if the equity would have been a lot. But you do the math, and it does, it does sting a little bit.

• 49:58Speaker 01

  But dude, I mean, the one way like I was, I worked at Goldman, I was 25. My 29 year old boss made $2 million a year. My 35 year old boss was making $15 million a year. And I got off that path. Because I was like, I don't want to like, sit here and look at spreadsheets all day. Like, it's a very not dynamic job. I didn't, I looked at my boss, I said, do I want to be them one day? And I said, no. And I literally wrote this down to keep myself honest. I said, I would, I'm okay with like, half my personal expected value to be able to like, do my own thing in the future. I don't know, I've never rerun the math, but, but I had to like, make that, you know, decision for myself.

• 50:33Sam Parr?

  What's, what's a $15 million a year employee at Goldman do?

• 50:36Speaker 01

  There's a bunch of jobs that make that kind of money. But in my world, I was in the like, the buy side hedge fund. They were investing, we had a $7 billion fund, 220, right? If the thing delivers 10% a year, they make, the fees on 7 billion are like, what, 140 plus on 10% is 700 million, it's like 350 million in carry. And there's four senior people. Now, Goldman might even get half of it, or whatever, but like, they're paying 50% out of whatever people make in the hedge fund. So, but then bankers make that much. I mean, all these financial services at a seniority level, they're all, they all make tons of money. There was a guy who endowed a scholarship I got when I was a pen, who was a partner at Goldman, at the head of the infrastructure fund, who was making 55 a year, is what he told me.

• 51:17Shaan Puri?

  And then when he told you, did he just like smirk the biggest smirk you've ever seen in your goddamn life? And it just, it was permanent. He had a facial

• 51:26Speaker 01

  But I saw that. I was like, yeah, but you've been there 30 years and like, have you ever been in those atmospheres? None of the three of us would last more than two or three years in those atmospheres. They're not, they're political. It's not, I don't know. There's more than money. Right?

• 51:40Shaan Puri?

  I totally agree. I think our, our actions have showed that, but I also think it is entertaining to see like, just the, the, the sort of mind bending amounts that people make doing certain things. And in the, in the case of joining companies early, like, wow, that, that's kind of it. That's all you really had to do in terms of like financial success. There's a funny tweet that Chamath put out the other day where he was like, Bill Gates, um, you know, if he had just basically held his Microsoft stock, would be, I think, the richest man in the world, or, or, you know, number one or number two, something like that. And, and instead, you know, he did the Gates Foundation, and he did a whole bunch of other things. He like sold and then has a family office. And, um, the top reply, which was like a huge ratio was like, now do you with Meta,

• 52:23Shaan Puri?

  right? Because I think he leaves Facebook. He's like, great, I got a billion bucks. And then I'm going to do social capital. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do that. And for, you know, to do SPACs, I'm going to do all these things for like, you know, the next 12 years, 15 years. And if he had just simply like held the Meta stock and chilled, he would have financially out far outperformed his own, you know, his own brilliance, doing all this different investing action.

• 52:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. I, you know, but that's the thing. That's why you got to do things that you actually care about, or that light you up, or that motivate you in a way that's different from cash. Because, I mean, dude, the other thing, how many, I mean, you guys probably have friends like this. I have friends who are worth more than I am, who have much more money. And, but they got it through like a Meta type situation. They're like the most insecure, like they're like, oh, I just got lucky. They're afraid to talk about it. Like, it seems like a, like a horrible existence. Like, and there's a lot of people I know like that. I met one of the founders of YouTube once, and the guy was like, I lotto ticket success, you know, I like, he was, he was very unhappy with the amount of money he had made. So you think that it's like, I'm on Easy Street, I get it, like, but the psychological thing, those people feel like fraud. I mean, it's a whole nother, there's a whole nother vector of challenges that come with it. Versus, I think, all the three of

• 53:29Speaker 01

  us are founders, you start a business, whatever it is you made, you made it, you know, you did it. Like, there's a different element to it, in my opinion.

• 53:36Shaan Puri?

  I like talking about it the same way I like looking at mega mansions on the internet. It's fascinating to one part of my brain, but then the main part of my brain is like, I wouldn't even want that out. Yeah, exactly. Like not even then the excuse like, dude, that's way too big. That wouldn't be fun to live in. That'd be uncomfortable. And man, the maintenance of that would be like a pain in the ass. If that's not what I want, in the same way that when we got acquired by Twitch, I had thought in the last seven years, I had worked towards like, I want to build a, you know, like a successful tech company, right? I was in the venture capital world. Success in that world is you build a billion dollar plus company. We were doing like a social type of product, a media product. And Twitch is like one of the 10 winners that that like actually existed. And then I saw Emmett's day to day and I was like, oh man, I would be miserable if I was doing this.

• 54:19Shaan Puri?

  And not even in a like, like it was just, that wasn't fun. Like his job fundamentally was like putting out fires and all problems roll up basically. And like, it's the worst problems that roll up. Yeah, shit rolls up hill. Exactly. And it's the worst problems that rolled up past your executive team. Cause they would solve a bunch of them, but the ones that they can't really solve cleanly roll up to you. So you get the worst of the worst that that roll up to you. And he would sit in the conference room and basically on, you know, his calendar was managed by somebody else. There's a 30 minute block and another 30 minute block, another 30 minute block. And he's reading memos and he's doing decisions all day. And I'm like, man, this is not like, like the fun factor is not there. And that's when I started asking a question. That's why I started this podcast is I was like, who's having the most fun? Rather than who is the most successful, who is the most rich? It's just fundamentally who's having the most fun?

• 55:04Shaan Puri?

  And I remember looking at Joe Rogan. I was like, I think Joe Rogan's having a blast. It seems like he basically the podcast, which is like an unedited, unscripted thing. He's hanging out with comedian friends or super interesting scientists and paleontologists and just fascinating people like that. And then, then on the side, he does comedy, which is like, you know, a craft that he really cares about that he does. He does the UFC, which is like his hobby and he gets to commentate for that and sit ringside. But he also doesn't overdo any of the things, meaning. He doesn't do his podcast in a way that's like optimized for views. He's not like, he's like, I want to do a three hour conversation because that's what I want. Not because that's optimal for the algorithm. For UFC, he doesn't travel. He's like, I'll do the ones that are nearby me, but I'm not going to fly around the world every weekend

• 55:49Shaan Puri?

  commentating this like, I hope that works for you guys. Same thing with his comedy stuff. He's like, you know, I'm going to do it the way that I want to do it. And when I saw that, I was like, okay, that is a different model of success that I, you know, I want more than, than kind of what I wanted in my twenties.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  You use Joe Rogan, but I honestly think you can apply that to anyone. Like my hedge fund friends who love hedge funding, they're happy. They love it. It's, it's finding your thing. It's finding the thing that you really enjoy and then just going all in on it. Those are the people I think who are winning.

• 56:16Sam Parr?

  You really got to enjoy like doing it a lot because it's, it all really sucks to get there. Like, do you guys remember Zuck in oh six to, maybe it was like oh eight to like 15. Like I would not have trade places with them. I wouldn't, I would never in a million years trade places with Elon Musk. But the idea of like having all these things.

• 56:36Shaan Puri?

  Me neither. No trade. I also reject that trade, Sam Parr.

• 56:40Sam Parr?

  Yeah, very, very, very fair of him to say that. But it does seem cool. Like, I guess what I mean is like, I could acknowledge that, um, that seems awesome. That would be cool to have. And also, uh, I'm not willing to do it, but it's, that's like fantastic.

• 56:55Shaan Puri?

  Yeah, I think one of the most powerful things is figuring out what's, there's a difference between cool for you and cool for me, right? Like, there's so many things where I see people's life setup. And I'm like, that is super cool for you. And like, I don't mean that in a negative way. It's like, I do think it is super cool and I think it's even cooler that it's what you wanted. But I have to figure out what is cool for me look like.

• 57:14Sam Parr?

  You know, it's funny is, uh, our last episode, you talked about the seven spiritual roles. Uh, and I, you, you talked about that book that you're reading, um, um, or how you were thinking about reading it or something like that. And I, I went and bought it because I personally, I'm in a little bit of a, a place now where it's like, I think some people call it the second mountain. You know, you already like achieve a little something to where you're like, you, you're secure, but you're like, all right, but what's a problem that I want to work on or a way to spend life? That may be a little bit higher up a Maslow's hierarchy of needs. And so I'm personally still like asking myself, I, I, it's not defined yet for me.

• 57:49Shaan Puri?

  Jesse, do you have one? I'm curious.

• 57:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know, I've done, I think, Sean, you know this, I've spent probably the better part of six or seven years on this personal growth journey, which has turned into like a spiritual journey. And the defining moment came for me, maybe three years in, when my coach was like, what's the one thing you can't not do? It's like a really weird question. And the exercise, you know, you can do it, Sam, right now, is what's the one thing you can't not do? Write down a few sentences and then every week, look at those sentences and see if they seem to grow with you. That's a good idea. And, and in one funny way, he's like, what's the thing that comes in the room when you show up? Like, what's the stench? Because his, his point was, we try to make purpose, this far out thing we have to go get, and it's actually the thing already inside of us that we just need to like tap into and live more fully. And for me, it was, I love helping other people, like, be the best versions of themselves,

• 58:37Speaker 01

  like, raise their game to the next level of what they're capable of. Even in this podcast, like, I think I taught you guys two, two new things, like, it just, it comes out, it's not purposeful, and I've made it more purposeful now, but like, at the time, it wasn't, but it was a thing, and even my friends would tell you about me, any of my employees would tell you about, like, do, Jesse walks in and like, the bar goes up, and it's like, an exciting go up. And, and so I've really, like, one of the interesting examples of this, he goes, so how do you keep your to-do list, Jesse? And I was like, oh, initiatives, your clients, and he's like, what if you kept your, your to-do list based on your people you worked with, like executives, and how you're helping them be the best versions of themselves? He's like, you'd probably still, like, get the work done that you need to get done, but you'd do it in this very inspired way. And Gateway X, I mean, Gateway X is a whole function of me going, the thing I want to do is help other people learn and grow.

• 59:21Speaker 01

  I'm not the CEO of any of these companies, like, now I do actually keep my to-do list that way. I don't write Growth Assistant or OX, I write Adrian and Casey. And I'm like, how am I helping those, those people? And I find it's a weird thing, when I frame my success or my life through the P and L's of those businesses, I get very, like, like, I'm not, I'm not as powerful, I'm like, you know, more scarce-minded person. And when I frame it as the like, how do I help those individuals, which is the same shit, because they're running the businesses, I'm like, creative, and I'm happy, and I'm more flowing. And so for me, it's like, that's the thing, and it feels really energizing for me, like, I think I could do it for a really long time. And obviously, the setup, the way I've got it set up matters a lot, too. Like, I'm, you know, not running any of the individual businesses, I don't think I want to, I don't want to run staff meetings, I don't want to run...

• 1:00:06Speaker 01

  Comp plans, hiring, like all these things I did it, you guys have done it like it's not what I want to do, but I do want to help grow each of these businesses.

• 1:00:13Sam Parr?

  Dude, you're awesome. I appreciate you doing this.

• 1:00:16Speaker 01

  Thanks, man.

• 1:00:16Sam Parr?

  What do you think?

• 1:00:17Shaan Puri?

  It's fun. Great to see you. By the way, how'd you get Nelly at your birthday party? What was that about? Tell that story before we go.

• 1:00:24Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 1:00:25Shaan Puri?

  Quick one.

• 1:00:25Speaker 01

  So I turned 40 in May, as you guys know, and I have a cool video montage of the party. My wife found an awesome party, but I've been telling all my friends about St. Louis since I was 18, so I went to college. I'm like, St. Louis is the best city, whatever. And everyone's like, I was like, move back there one day. They're like, no, you're not. And then I moved back and they're like, oh shit, you moved back. And so I had 200 people in town who I've been raving to about St. Louis for like 10 plus years. So I'm like, what's the most ridiculous thing you could do if you're me having your 40, like Nelly? I mean, you guys are similar, similar in age. From my high school to early college, Nelly was like the biggest rapper on the planet and he's from my hometown.

• 1:00:59Sam Parr?

  Nelly was our guy. He was the first famous St. Louis guy. And it doesn't matter what race you are, where, how old you are.

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  Music.

• 1:01:08Sam Parr?

  Nelly was like our son. He made us so proud.

• 1:01:11Shaan Puri?

  If you're in your 30s or 40s, just close your eyes. I'm just gonna say a few words that'll just take you back. Country grammar, Air Force Ones, EI.

• 1:01:21Shaan Puri?

  Her. Oh my God, like just the memories that come with those words.

• 1:01:25Speaker 01

  So, so, so I'm like, all right, I'm, you know, what's a ridiculous thing I could have my party? I'm like, have Nelly perform there. So my wife goes through the normal channels. They're like, you know, he basically doesn't do this, right? So he's like, look, it's 300,000 just as a starting price. By the time you do it all, it's half a million dollars. And I'm like, I, I want to die with zero, but like, that's a little, little rich for my blood. So.

• 1:01:45Shaan Puri?

  I don't want to live with zero.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. So I'm like, all right, we're not going to do that. And then I kind of am sad for a few months. And then, and then the entrepreneur in me goes, wait, come on, there's gotta be another way to approach this, right? So St. Louis is not a big place. I asked a couple of people, I go, you know, Nelly's people, right? And I'm like, can you introduce me? And so I get to know, they're great. But there's this guy, Mike Chafin, they're wonderful guys. I get to know them. And, you know, they introduced me as this guy who's like an expert digital marketer, e-commerce guy. So I'm like, hey, what's going on? What's going on in your world?

• 1:02:15Speaker 01

  You know, Nelly is actually working on two big e-commerce businesses, like his team is. And I go, ooh, tell me more. And they had to tell me all about it. And I'm like, okay, well, here's the thing you should think about and make sure you tag this. And they're like, oh, wow. You know a lot about this. I'm like, okay, how can I be helpful? Right? And, and then I just basically have been working with them and right here's the Shopify app, do this, here's a good contractor for this. They're helping their team get it going. And at some point it came out, the aux business came out and I'm like, yeah, I charged private equity firms like two, $300,000 to do that.

• 1:02:46Sam Parr?

  Nice.

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  Right? And they're like, oh, but you've just been doing it for free. Like, what can we be helpful? I'm like, it's funny you ask. A young man's dream would be to have Nelly at his birthday party. And, you know, they're, they're his people. So they're like, well, let's go talk to him. And they go, well, he's got to meet you because he doesn't know who you are. And if he doesn't know you. So I take my wife, you know, I get my, I get my sort of urban like going and I'm there and we become, he's super nice guy, really friendly.

• 1:03:10Shaan Puri?

  Dude, have you ever been more nervous walking up to that meeting?

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  I was nervous. My wife was super nervous. Like, why the hell am I here right now? We meet him in like this, the Soho wannabe in St. Louis, Soho Club wannabe.

• 1:03:20Shaan Puri?

  You go for the handshake, dap up? What do you do?

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know, not the handshake, but the, you know, pull in. Yeah, yeah, of course. And, and so that goes really well.

• 1:03:30Sam Parr?

  Yeah, my guy. He started using that phrase, my guy.

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. And he asked me, so what do you want to do? And I think like, I was like, oh man, you gotta come out to EI, we gotta have the intro. It's gonna be like, and he, and he like looks at me, he's like, okay, you're a real fan. I'm like, yeah, man, this like you were, you were the guy. So they're like, okay, Nelly loved you, we're in. Then they're like, wait, what was the date again? It's May 25th. Like, well, he's in Napa on the 24th night at some festival and then he needs to be in Vegas on the 26th day for a day party. And they're like, there's just, he, he would do it as a friend now or because you've helped him, but he just can't make the date work, Jesse. And so again, I'm like depressed for 48 hours. And then I'm like, no, fuck this. I'm like, what if I fly in private both ways? And they go, we'll talk to him, come back next day. Okay, he'll do

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  it, but it's gotta be a G4 or better.

• 1:04:21Sam Parr?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:04:22Speaker 01

  Because Nelly does not fly in anything below a G4. So I go and I do a bunch of like, you know, I've, I've been flying private a little bit since the amp for sale. And I was like, talked to a bunch of these brokers and I basically get them to beat each other up. And it was round trip. So it got a little cheaper per hour than it normally would. But for 60 grand, I got him a round trip on a G4, Napa to STL, STL to Vegas, and he rolls into the, you know, he rolled, and he, by the way, he was amazing at the party. Like, I'll, I'll text you guys videos and stuff like he. But it was scary because he wasn't under any contract with me. So he could have come out, said, hey, happy birthday, Jesse, EI, EI, and he could have left. He ends up doing a 45 minute set. And he told, like, his manager, manager told me, he's like, dude, he was like so hyped. There was like all these Indian people who like knew his music.

• 1:05:05Speaker 01

  Like, he was so pumped that you guys are all just like rapping. My brother and I are on stage rapping EI with him. Like, it was, dude, it was a top three life moment. Like, it was unbelievable.

• 1:05:17Sam Parr?

  That's so awesome.

• 1:05:20Speaker 01

  It was the best, like, it was honestly one of the best hours of my life.

• 1:05:24Sam Parr?

  That's so cool.

• 1:05:26Shaan Puri?

  Lil Dicky, if you're out there listening, I would, I'm turning 40 in a few years. I would love to start, you know.

• 1:05:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta save that money, dude. You gotta save that money.

• 1:05:34Sam Parr?

  You, yeah, you have to hope that his, like, career just goes down.

• 1:05:37Speaker 01

  Well, I told my wife, I'm like, for your 50th, I'll get Beyonce because hopefully by then I'll have a little more money and you will, her stock will be down.

• 1:05:44Shaan Puri?

  Yeah, we gotta just catch them right before they hit cameo, so they can't be peaking. They gotta be on some sort of a decline, but like not all the way rock bottomed yet. So that's, that's what we're going for.

• 1:05:54Sam Parr?

  Jesse, we appreciate you. You're the man. Thanks for doing this.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  You too, guys. Good to see you.

• 1:05:58Sam Parr?

  All right, that's it. That's the pod.