Wicked Garbage w/ Joe List & Tom Dustin!

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedians and podcast hosts Joe List & Tom Dustin! We're talking growing up in used car lots, Boston Trash and the hit movie "Portrait of a Comedian". You know Joe List & Tom Dustin from Stand up Comedy, Tuesdays with Stories w/ Mark Normand, The Joe Rogan Experience, We Might Be Drunk, Stavvy's World, Soder Podcast, Bertcast, Honeydew, and Portrait of a Comedian with Tom Dustin! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Tour Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Acorn Early: Head to https://acornsearly.com/garbage or download the Acorns Early app to get started. Sign up now and your first month is on us! Tushy: Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code GARBAGE at https://hellotushy.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Hear ye, hear ye, the good people of Pittsburgh and Cleveland. The boys are coming for that Back on the Block Tour. We added second shows and they're selling fast.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, baby. April 14th, we're gonna be at the Pittsburgh Improv. And then April 16th, we're gonna be at Hilarities in Cleveland. Tickets are going fast. The first show's sold out, second show's now. High demand, get the tickets. We'll see you there.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  See you there.

• 0:20Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:40H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:47Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:48H. Foley?

  It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a group to be classy. Or just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:55H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in a new addition. And she's in the backyard burning some leaves.

• 1:01Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:02H. Foley?

  Getting a head start.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  All right. Wait, isn't it the spring? Okay.

• 1:06H. Foley?

  Say, kooky broad.

• 1:07Speaker 01

  All right.

• 1:08H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from right next to me, asking a lot of questions about Toody. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wad world. And I love him. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:20Speaker 01

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• 1:34H. Foley?

  Yes, sir, and gang, we couldn't be more excited to have two incredibly special guests here with us today. One is here for the first time. They are the star and director of the brand new documentary Portrait of a Comedian, Mr. Tom Dustin and Mr. Joe List. The boys are here. Beautiful film, by the way.

• 1:54Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:54H. Foley?

  We got to go to the premiere. It's gonna be in select theaters. And if you're in Philadelphia, it's gonna be at the Ritz Five in Philly, starting May 9th. And if you're in New York City, it's gonna be at the Quad Cinema, starting April 25th. Do yourself a favor. Go and see it. It's beautiful, it's heartwarming, it's funny, it's fantastic. And we have the star and the director here today, and we couldn't be more excited.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't like, I don't like star. I'm the subject. I was the subject. Sounds like it's a science experiment.

• 2:24H. Foley?

  MK Ultra Dustin.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  They were doing tests on me at the lab.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  No one ever becomes a star because of a documentary.

• 2:32H. Foley?

  That's not true. Jared Foley, he became a big star.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  No, that's what I mean. The qualifiers are dead or in jail.

• 2:40Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 2:40Speaker 01

  You got a lot of stuff coming up. It is fantastic. It was one of those where I saw it and I was like, it stuck with me for like, days.

• 2:48H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  It was that, it was that well done.

• 2:50H. Foley?

  And we had never met you. That was the first time we got to meet you. And you are a legendary figure in the comedy world.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I really, really managed to do 20 years of really staying under the radar.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  Playing it cool.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  All the comics are like, "Oh, you're really funny. You should be something like, nah."

• 3:07H. Foley?

  Mysterious.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Not for me.

• 3:09H. Foley?

  How did this come about, by the way? How did you guys, you guys started together in Boston, right?

• 3:14Speaker 03

  Yeah. A quarter of a century ago.

• 3:16H. Foley?

  A quarter of a century.

• 3:18Speaker 03

  I walked into an open mic night. I saw Joe up on stage. He was hilarious. And he had a really, really hot girlfriend. And I was like, this guy, this guy must be doing something right.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 3:28H. Foley?

  Is that true Joe List? Hot chick?

• 3:30Speaker 03

  I had some really, don't judge based on my wife now.

• 3:34H. Foley?

  What are you talking about? Be silly.

• 3:36Speaker 03

  I used to, Sarah's a hot ticket herself.

• 3:39H. Foley?

  Smoke show. We love her.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  Smart, smoking hot, broad, great body, nice tits, perfect butt.

• 3:44H. Foley?

  One of the funniest.

• 3:45Speaker 01

  She's got a great body, buddy.

• 3:46Speaker 03

  She's got a great.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  That's one of my favorite delivery lines. Slap someone in the back.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Also a line I use the most maybe is Kramer going, "All right, show's over." But anyways, yeah, I had, I had some hot numbers and in high, I started in high school, fresh out of high school.

• 4:03H. Foley?

  And how old were you when you started?

• 4:04Speaker 03

  I was 25.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  And what's, what's the age difference?

• 4:07Speaker 03

  Seven years.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Okay, here's the time, you're seven years older.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:11H. Foley?

  Are you a seasoned vet somewhat in Boston at this time?

• 4:14Speaker 03

  Uh, no, I mean, no, we were just starting out. Like, I started when, I started when I was 25.

• 4:19H. Foley?

  Okay, all right.

• 4:21Speaker 03

  He had started just before me. I think he started just a little bit before you. Like a month, month or two.

• 4:25H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:26Speaker 03

  And, uh...

• 4:27H. Foley?

  What grade are you in in high school when you start? You start your senior year?

• 4:30Speaker 03

  No, I graduate and I, which I still, this is what I tell every young comic if they want to do comedy. I say, "Start now." Because no matter when you start, you wish you started earlier. Because I started after I graduated. Looking back, I was like, I could have totally just done this in high school also.

• 4:44H. Foley?

  Right.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  So I was a kid. I was 18. And then I met Tom. And, uh, Tom was... You know, partied and I was like, I like this guy.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  That's how you guys, that was the bonding.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, do you want to?

• 4:54Speaker 04

  We drank a lot and I don't know, we do crazy shit and steal shit and go to strip joints and...

• 5:01Speaker 03

  Well, Tom.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  To call it a strip joint is old school.

• 5:05Speaker 03

  Oh, we loved, we went to T-bar's all the time and we had fucking speed dial strippers that came to our house.

• 5:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, that was pretty awesome. Like, we would do it so regularly that the, it was like an in-call service. They would come to your house and like, we'd get the double, you know, you save if you get an extra stripper.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:22Speaker 01

  Uh, so.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  Extra stripper?

• 5:24Speaker 04

  And so we would get two girls to come over and they, they would tell stories about our house instead of the other way around. Like, we, we weren't like the next day like, "Oh, wasn't that fucking crazy?" The strippers were like, "That was fucking crazy."

• 5:37Speaker 03

  It was wild, but I remember one of our first times hanging, Tom worked at a car lot, had like a used car lot.

• 5:43Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:43Speaker 03

  From the age of three to thirty.

• 5:45Speaker 01

  You had, what do you mean had a used car?

• 5:47Speaker 03

  I grew up on a used car lot and...

• 5:48H. Foley?

  I think they talk about this in, you talk about it in the documentary.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  That's right, I forgot, yeah.

• 5:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're not gonna have to ask any of those garbage questions. I opened, I grew up on a used car lot.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  Okay, what was, what was the building of the car lot? Was it just like a trailer, like one of those?

• 6:02Speaker 04

  It was my, there was many iterations of it. Originally, originally it was, uh, my father had, I grew up on my father's used car lot and then he sold that, we got a different one and then when I was old enough, I kinda ran the car lot because he was crazy. Uh, which if you watch the movie, I'd mention how crazy my father was.

• 6:21H. Foley?

  How were you at selling cars? Pretty good?

• 6:23Speaker 04

  I was pretty good. I actually...

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  That's a guy, dude, if you're in Boston and you're in the market for a used car, that's the guy you wanna buy off.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  He could sell water to a dolphin, this guy.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  What do you say we get a couple of bees?

• 6:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:37H. Foley?

  You like strippers?

• 6:40Speaker 04

  I sold a car to a stripper. Uh, to the one that we used to visit up on...

• 6:44Speaker 03

  Bethany, Body Glove Girl.

• 6:45Speaker 04

  Body Glove Girl, yeah.

• 6:47H. Foley?

  You two are a couple of creeps.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  To say visit, seems like she kept her clothes on all the time.

• 6:51Speaker 04

  Well, we would walk in the strip club and it would be like midday, there's no one in there and she's on stage and there's one dollar on the stage and we'd walk in and she would just fucking have a party and start like celebrating our arrival.

• 7:04H. Foley?

  Couple of high rollers like you.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  No, we weren't high rollers.

• 7:07H. Foley?

  I'm aware of that.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  Now, don't get me wrong, I wasn't rolling in there with a lot of cash.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  Well, the best one was, we went to the Squire. No, it wasn't the Squire, it was the other one, the Cab, the Cabaret. There was the Squire, which we called the Squid, and the Cabaret, which we called the Cab. And then there was King Arthur's, and we can't talk about that on YouTube.

• 7:24H. Foley?

  This is what the two of you were doing?

• 7:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, a lot. But we went there, it was New Year's Eve Eve, and they opened at noon. And we got there at like 11:55, and the guy was like, alright, no one's here, but you can come in. So we sat at the bar and put our dollars on the stage, and literally, this sounds made up. A stripper walked in in a fur coat with a scarf, and I yelled, "Ready when you are." We beat the strippers to it.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  I'm wicked hot over here.

• 7:50Speaker 04

  There was no music playing.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  We were just sitting around.

• 7:53H. Foley?

  Are you dating this hot chick when you were going to the strip club?

• 7:56Speaker 03

  No, no, that was my high school girlfriend. Once she saw me with him, she was like, "I'll see you later."

• 8:01Speaker 01

  Also, Joe's 18, hanging out with a horny 25-year-old.

• 8:04H. Foley?

  And you two lived together?

• 8:06Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 8:06H. Foley?

  That's where you had the strippers come over?

• 8:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:09H. Foley?

  And you would just have them, without getting too graphic, you'd just have them do a dance free, and that's it?

• 8:14Speaker 01

  Are you hooking up with these broads?

• 8:15Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 8:17Speaker 04

  No, we had a little, we had a-

• 8:18Speaker 01

  The way they said that was for sure.

• 8:20H. Foley?

  I was gonna say, why don't I just get a hooker?

• 8:22Speaker 04

  No, no, no, it was funnier, like, we just, because none of us had any money, so if you get eight guys, and everyone throws up 20 bucks, you can get these broads to show up at your house.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  He's saying it like he's cracked the goat.

• 8:33Speaker 04

  And so, we would do that, and we even had it set up where-

• 8:37Speaker 01

  These broads will come over your house.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  We had a karaoke machine, and my buddy Dave would, he'd call the dance like a play-by-play. Like, "Now she's putting the dildo on her head, and blah, blah, blah."

• 8:51Speaker 01

  I think I know her.

• 8:51Speaker 04

  It was pretty awesome. He would do a strip club DJ in my house through a karaoke machine.

• 8:57Speaker 03

  Every once in a while, a different girl would come, because we had regular girls. One would come and go, "Alright, we gotta get this thing started. Where's the bachelor? Where's the ba-" Well, like, "Oh no, no bachelor."

• 9:06Speaker 01

  It's Tuesday, Tony.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  We're not celebrating anything. No Bachelor.

• 9:10Speaker 01

  Couple of horn dogs.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  And didn't they leave one time with a CD tray and hours?

• 9:15Speaker 04

  No, that was, that was something different.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:18Speaker 04

  That was something different.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  That was my, uh, oh, yeah.

• 9:21Speaker 04

  We ended up paying, uh, some strippers, we'll call them strippers.

• 9:25Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 9:26Speaker 04

  Uh, we paid them in like old CDs and a couple of Madden games.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  She must have been a good looking girl.

• 9:32Speaker 04

  And a giant change jar. We had a bunch of change.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  And supporters at the bottom of that.

• 9:37Speaker 04

  And a mirror, like, she was like, I like that mirror. And I was like, you can have it. And they just, they were walking out of our house with bags of change and CDs.

• 9:44Speaker 03

  Do you play Call of Duty at all?

• 9:48Speaker 04

  But that's how, that's how we paid them. We figured out once they got there, we didn't have enough money. So they just took shit from around our apartment.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  Holy shit. Yeah, there's a lot of stories.

• 9:56H. Foley?

  And where did, where did the, uh, where did, where did the birth of, of the film come in? Where, where, where did you decide that you wanted to do this?

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Well, I've been, I always want to make film and, and, and.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  The birth of the film.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:07Speaker 01

  Man, this program has changed. The birth of the film. Shut up. How'd you think of the movie?

• 10:15H. Foley?

  He's goddamn filmmaker.

• 10:16Speaker 03

  The inception of the, the film and, uh, how much time do we have? I guess, turn the lights down, but leave mine on if you could. No, it was just, uh, you know, you want, I want to make.

• 10:25Speaker 01

  There I was.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  I want to make films.

• 10:27H. Foley?

  Please support garbage television, ladies and gentlemen. We can send you a free tote bag.

• 10:30Speaker 03

  I just always thought.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  Getting off the rails.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  Tom, I'm in it. I'm trying to really sell the picture. Just tell them about the picture.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  Just shoot the movie so we can get out of the street.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  Um, Jerry, just tell them about the picture. What's the matter with you? Uh, anyways, I just thought Tom would be a great subject and I, I nailed it. I was right. Which is all I really did was thought Tom will be great and hilarious. And we have so many great stories and originally the idea was to just roll camera on Tom hanging out, telling stories. And then we kind of decided to incorporate some of his stand-up and then some of him running the club because he, he's the proprietor of the Comedy Key West.

• 11:10Speaker 01

  Right.

• 11:11Speaker 03

  And then we just started telling our stories, then we started talking mental health and about our friendship and life and what it means to be successful and it blossomed into this whole other thing, which is when we were going down there, I just took Matt Salacuse and Patrick Holbert, you might know those guys.

• 11:24H. Foley?

  Yeah, of course, shout out to Salacuse.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  And I said, "You guys, you just shoot, I don't know what the movie," which is very annoying if you're hired as a DP and a...I go, "I don't know what the movie is, but you guys roll tape and then we'll figure it out after," and Tom just gave us so much hilarious stuff and touching stuff and moving, it's really a great film about mental health and friendship and comedy, there's so much comedy.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  It is, it's also not the vehicle, like the vehicle is him just hanging out, it feels like you're having a beer with Tom and it's not like, I mean you are, you're having multiple cocktails throughout the movie with Tom, but it just feel, it doesn't feel like, it's not heavy-handed in any way, it's just like you're talking to this guy who's endearing and you want to talk to and he's telling great stories.

• 12:06H. Foley?

  And it's also, sorry, it's also a story about, I mean it's the bothy, it's your relationship, it's both of you guys starting out in Boston and then it's you coming to New York and Tom deciding to go down to Key West, opens up the club and lives that life.

• 12:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:21H. Foley?

  It's very endearing.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  It's really fun and I just quickly, because I want to get back to funny stories, but I fucked up.

• 12:26H. Foley?

  Oh, please.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  I fucked up. When you say it like that, "Yeah, you moved to New York and then Tom..."

• 12:31H. Foley?

  I was trying to sugarcoat it a little bit.

• 12:33Speaker 03

  "...I really fucked up. I really fucked up." "No, you did great, it's great, we're here now."

• 12:39H. Foley?

  Yeah, what are you talking about?

• 12:41Speaker 03

  A lot of people get success in their 50s.

• 12:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  He's 50.

• 12:46H. Foley?

  I didn't start comedy until I was 32.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  That's embarrassing.

• 12:48H. Foley?

  And I had no strippers.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  But we didn't do any, if you're thinking like, "Oh, there's a document," we didn't do any, it's very, it's cinema verite, if you will.

• 12:58H. Foley?

  I understand.

• 12:59Speaker 03

  There was no lighting, there's no smoke, and we didn't do anything again, "Oh, let's take that again, let's get a shot of Tom walking in," we just rolled camera on us, rolling, living our lives.

• 13:10H. Foley?

  It's beautiful, it's fantastic.

• 13:11Speaker 03

  Jimmy Buffett's in it.

• 13:13H. Foley?

  Jimmy Buffett is in it.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  His last film appearance.

• 13:15H. Foley?

  We think, yes.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  No, it's confirmed.

• 13:17H. Foley?

  It's confirmed, that was him riding by on the bike?

• 13:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's confirmed at the very last second of the film, it's the big surprise.

• 13:23H. Foley?

  We want to get to the whole, we want to get to the whole Key West lifestyle, but first time, we gotta put you through the wringer a little bit.

• 13:29Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 13:29H. Foley?

  Um, so give us, give us the, the full backstory of Tom Dustin, the origin story. So where were you born?

• 13:35Speaker 04

  Born in, uh, Malden, Massachusetts, just north of Boston.

• 13:39H. Foley?

  That's enough, thank you, sir.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  North shore, uh, Everett, Revere, Chelsea.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  What's, what's better? I don't know. What is it north shore or south shore better?

• 13:46Speaker 04

  It's pretty much the same. It's, uh, just north and south of the, of Boston. It's like blue collar kinda suburbs.

• 13:54H. Foley?

  Brothers and sisters?

• 13:55Speaker 04

  Uh, I got an older and a younger sister.

• 13:57H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 13:58Speaker 04

  And my older sister is a janitor for the post office.

• 14:01H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 14:02Speaker 04

  She loves it.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  At a smoke show.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  Really?

• 14:05Speaker 04

  Interchecked, yes.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  You don't really run into that many hot female janitors.

• 14:08Speaker 04

  That's why I wanted to notice.

• 14:11Speaker 01

  Duly.

• 14:12Speaker 04

  She, uh, she got pregnant. Well, she, I don't know why I said it like that either, so.

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Tell you're just spilling the beans.

• 14:20Speaker 04

  Uh, she got, uh, pregnant. She was a mail carrier. She got pregnant, so she couldn't carry the mail anymore. They put her, she wants to keep working, so. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. And then, and a long story short, she's a, she took the janitor job temporarily and then fucking loved it. She was like, I gotta clean one bathroom and I get a government salary.

• 14:36H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 14:37Speaker 04

  Uh, and blah, blah, blah. So my younger sister is a karate instructor. She's, uh, she's, no, she's a black, double, triple black belt in karate. She's had, she's had lunches and symposiums.

• 14:49Speaker 01

  Sounds like they're your brothers, dude. I've never met female karate instructors.

• 14:53Speaker 03

  That is funny. I never thought of that.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  I'm the girliest one in my family.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  Those are two like guy jobs.

• 14:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm the girliest one in my family.

• 14:59H. Foley?

  Does she have her own dojo?

• 15:01Speaker 04

  Uh, she does. Well, it just burnt down, but, uh. It just.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  Little Jewish lightning, if you know what I mean.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 15:10Speaker 04

  But yeah, she, uh.

• 15:11H. Foley?

  Hey, sorry about the fire. It's Thursday.

• 15:14Speaker 04

  She has, uh, like lunch with fucking Chuck Norris all the time.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  Why?

• 15:18Speaker 04

  I swear, well, not all the time, but, uh, you know, she's been to many breakfasts and lunches with Chuck Norris.

• 15:25Speaker 01

  Okay. All right.

• 15:27Speaker 04

  All right. But yeah, anyway.

• 15:28H. Foley?

  All right. And so your dad owned a, uh, a used car lot?

• 15:32Speaker 04

  He was a used car.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  And mom was a welder.

• 15:35Speaker 04

  No, my mother actually, she was more on the technical side of, do you remember when in the old days you could roll back odometers to make cars, to make cars work more?

• 15:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I guess if you're selling.

• 15:47Speaker 04

  My mother, my mother was the best in the business at it. My mother could roll back any odometer and other dealerships would call, this is back in the 80s.

• 15:55H. Foley?

  Can we just get a quick Google on the statute of limitations?

• 15:58Speaker 04

  This is in the 80s, but my mother would roll back the odometer.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  Allegedly.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  She's a little tiny lady, she'd get up under the dashboard and pull it apart and fucking that, she even figured out how to do the, when they first came out with the digitals, she used a 9 volt battery and she'd just tap, tap, tap until it rolled over and then it would have the miles she wanted on it.

• 16:19H. Foley?

  Alright, so was the, was the business successful, like was your dad doing well?

• 16:23Speaker 04

  Uh, it was for a bunch of years and then, uh, he got crazy, he went crazy.

• 16:29H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:29Speaker 04

  Uh, and so the, the business kind of floundered after that.

• 16:33H. Foley?

  Until you got old enough and when you were running it was a?

• 16:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, yeah, so the business went away.

• 16:37H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:38Speaker 04

  And then he went into the nut house for a couple of years and he was kind of incapacitated for a couple of years.

• 16:44H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  And then he and my cousin and my father, my uncle, we all opened a new car dealership and, uh, that didn't last very long.

• 16:53H. Foley?

  Did you put in on that, like were you one of the owners?

• 16:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was one of the owners.

• 16:56H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 16:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I was, you know, I was young, I was just starting out in comedy, so I didn't really give a shit that much and we were really selling sleds, you know, we were selling.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Selling sleds, god damn that's good.

• 17:08Speaker 04

  Cement mixes, you know, just fucking pieces of shit.

• 17:11Speaker 01

  But they only had 12 miles on it. 23 accidents, 12 miles.

• 17:16H. Foley?

  It's a Model T.

• 17:19Speaker 01

  You got a 46 Ford with 14 miles on it.

• 17:22H. Foley?

  That's all highway too.

• 17:25H. Foley?

  Garage, Kev, Kev, let's talk about Acorns.

• 17:27Speaker 01

  Shout out to Acorns gang.

• 17:29H. Foley?

  More importantly about that Acorns early, let's talk, let's go back a little bit. Who taught you about money?

• 17:34Speaker 01

  No one.

• 17:35H. Foley?

  Who taught you how to save?

• 17:35Speaker 01

  No one.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  Uh, did you have an allowance, were you, some of that get put away? My brother does the smart thing, if the kid makes a little money, he puts it away for him.

• 17:43Speaker 01

  Smart.

• 17:44H. Foley?

  I'm talking about this Acorns early. Get a little cash going, get a little dividends going for him. Gang, Acorns Early is a smart money app and debit card for kids that helps them learn the value of a dollar. Acorns Early Chore Tracker teaches kids that hard work pays off. Man, that is smart business right there.

• 18:03Speaker 01

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• 18:27H. Foley?

  We just talked about it yesterday. I told you that adds up quick in there.

• 18:31Speaker 01

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• 19:03H. Foley?

  Kip, let's talk about Tushy. Shout out to Tushy. Cause Kippy's got a dirty butthole.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  That's not nice.

• 19:08H. Foley?

  Dirty butthole.

• 19:09Speaker 01

  Well, stop poking around back there.

• 19:10H. Foley?

  You need Tushy is what you need. Gang, what are you doing? Are you still wiping your ass like a goddamn caveman? Do yourself a favor, get over to Tushy and get that butthole nice and clean. Ooh, you could eat off that thing.

• 19:24Speaker 01

  Not that I would, but you can.

• 19:25H. Foley?

  I would.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Tushy is the modern bidet that instantly transforms your bathroom habits and bottom health for life. And the Aura is the luxury bidet set that turns toilet time into la dolce vida.

• 19:38H. Foley?

  You do it, Kama Sutra.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  Aura is Tushy's brand new electric bidet with the open lid seat, open lid and seat. Instant warm water and never runs cold and UV sterilization for next level hygiene. Aura by Tushy is easily, easily attracts you to your existing, attaches to your existing toilet without. Without the need for additional plumbing. Listen, it's fantastic. If you've never used Tushy, it's one of those things where you don't know what you're missing out on. They were kind enough to send them over to us. I've hooked it up. It is fan frickin-tastic. It's like, uh...

• 20:07H. Foley?

  It's a good time is what it is.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  It's before and after an event. It's like, AD, I'm living after, you know, after TP. Catch my drift?

• 20:13H. Foley?

  I mean, it's like not, it's like living back in the 1800s and I didn't have a shower.

• 20:17Speaker 01

  Yeah. Reclaim your comfort zone in the bathroom. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off their first bidet order when you use the code GARBAGE at checkout. That's 10% off your first bidet order at helloTushy.com with the promo code GARBAGE. Do it and change the way you poop. Let's go.

• 20:32H. Foley?

  Okay. All right. So, take us back to the, to the beginning. You, you guys grew up in, uh, was it a single-family home?

• 20:38Speaker 04

  Uh, it was a two-family home. Uh, we, we lived in the, it was a three-bedroom, one-bath, uh, upstairs, and then we had a, a rental unit beneath us.

• 20:48H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 20:48Speaker 04

  And, uh, now, that rental unit is now where my parents currently live, and they rent out the top floor to...

• 20:54H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 20:55Speaker 04

  A comedian that we know. That's where, the top floor, we lived above my parents.

• 20:59H. Foley?

  Wait, that's where you were getting the strippers?

• 21:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  Oh, how did he fucking do that?

• 21:02Speaker 04

  They had to literally pass Tom's parents to get up there.

• 21:05Speaker 01

  Did they know or suspect?

• 21:06H. Foley?

  Wait, they had to go inside?

• 21:07Speaker 04

  No, but just pass the door. But the door was unlocked. And usually, and usually open. Like, they, they would have the door open, so, you know, strippers be...

• 21:16H. Foley?

  This wasn't a three-decker, was it?

• 21:17Speaker 04

  We would, we would, we would drunk. We would drunk so often, it like, didn't ma, you know, it didn't matter.

• 21:23Speaker 01

  Sure, you weren't, you weren't concerned with that at the time.

• 21:26Speaker 04

  We would also play, fuck it, what's it called? Rock Band. Rock Band.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  Shout out to Rock Band.

• 21:30Speaker 04

  Until like 3:30 in the morning, and Tom's mother would come up and be like, "Can we fucking end the concert, fellas?"

• 21:35Speaker 01

  I got strippers down here. You're ruining the vibe.

• 21:39Speaker 04

  The baby's trying to sleep.

• 21:40H. Foley?

  Was there a baby?

• 21:42Speaker 04

  My sister, my sister's baby. When, when my mother and father would watch the baby at my, at my house, we'd be fucking playing Rock Band. And I, I could only play Rock Band, uh, if it was at full volume, because you don't want to hear the clickety-clack of the, of the...

• 21:55H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 21:56Speaker 04

  Plastic guitar.

• 21:57Speaker 01

  How old are you? You're like pushing 30 at this point?

• 21:59Speaker 04

  Oh, God. I'm older, yeah, I'm...

• 22:01Speaker 01

  Forty?

• 22:01Speaker 04

  No, not forty, maybe.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  Anyway, I'm a late bloomer.

• 22:07H. Foley?

  A bloomer.

• 22:08Speaker 04

  I'm a late bloomer.

• 22:11Speaker 01

  That's great. Okay, alright, I'm getting, I'm getting a picture here.

• 22:14H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 22:14Speaker 01

  What? Alright, go.

• 22:15H. Foley?

  No, I was gonna say, so your mom basically worked with your dad when you were a kid at the lot, okay?

• 22:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:21H. Foley?

  Doing various things.

• 22:22Speaker 04

  And then she, she became a VA technician or something at the Veterans Hospital.

• 22:26H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 22:27Speaker 01

  Very admirable work.

• 22:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, she did that for a lot of years. She's retired now, my father's retired.

• 22:31H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 22:31Speaker 01

  What was the grocery store growing up?

• 22:33Speaker 04

  The grocery store across the street from my house was Stop and Shop.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  Stop and Shop.

• 22:37H. Foley?

  Not bad.

• 22:37Speaker 04

  Stop and Shop.

• 22:38Speaker 01

  First you stop, then you shop.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:40H. Foley?

  Not bad. And you had your own room?

• 22:43Speaker 04

  I had my own room.

• 22:43H. Foley?

  You had your own bedroom. And how were you as a, as a student in school?

• 22:47Speaker 04

  I was distracted. I was, uh, I, I wasn't a great student. All the teachers always said the same thing, like, oh, if he just applied himself.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  Great to drink with.

• 22:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  Bad and standardized, bad and standardized text. Great hang. Get this guy behind a drum set on fucking rock band?

• 23:04Speaker 04

  I would go to the track sometimes and see, like, the dog track near my house and, and, uh,

• 23:08Speaker 01

  And what age?

• 23:09H. Foley?

  When?

• 23:10Speaker 04

  When I was like eighteen, you know, and, uh, my high school history teacher was always at the dog track and we'd hang out and, uh, play Quinellas.

• 23:20H. Foley?

  What's Quinellas?

• 23:21Speaker 04

  That's, uh, I think you pick two dogs, uh, to finish in the same order or something.

• 23:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, like a, like a box.

• 23:27Speaker 04

  It's gotta be five, has to be in there somewhere.

• 23:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 23:30Speaker 04

  Quinn is five, right?

• 23:31Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 23:31H. Foley?

  Oh, man. No college?

• 23:34Speaker 04

  Uh, some college.

• 23:35H. Foley?

  What does that mean?

• 23:36Speaker 04

  Like on an application, when it says some college.

• 23:39Speaker 01

  Oh, you're still alive?

• 23:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, I checked that one.

• 23:40H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 23:41Speaker 04

  I went to, uh, Bunker Hill Community College.

• 23:44H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 23:45Speaker 04

  Which is where, uh,

• 23:46H. Foley?

  Robin Williams.

• 23:47Speaker 04

  Good Will Hunting.

• 23:47H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 23:48Speaker 04

  Robin Williams, uh, that's where they shot all that, was at my college.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  It's actually about me.

• 23:52Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's my second duck.

• 23:56Speaker 04

  But, uh, yeah, so we, I went to Bunker Hill Community College for a very short period of time. I was paying out of my own pocket and, I don't know, I got distracted.

• 24:04Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 24:04H. Foley?

  What was your first job, growing up? Was it working at the?

• 24:07Speaker 04

  Uh, video store.

• 24:09H. Foley?

  Video store?

• 24:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. A little mom and pop, it was called Video Depot.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  That's a good one.

• 24:14Speaker 04

  It was right around the corner from my house. It was, uh, I got, I think, three fifty an hour, three eighty.

• 24:20H. Foley?

  Nudies in the back? In the back room?

• 24:22Speaker 04

  They, they had some dirty movies, but, uh, the guy that ran it, he was pretty, like, he was so afraid of, cause I was like a sixteen year old kid, he was afraid of my parents being like, "Hey, that guy, is he touching you in the back or anything?" And he was so afraid of that, that like, he was-

• 24:41H. Foley?

  If not, why not? Ah, you're a good looking kid.

• 24:43Speaker 04

  He was never like, "Hey, you wanna watch a movie?"

• 24:46H. Foley?

  No, but there, so there wasn't an adult section in the back, like a proper adult section?

• 24:49Speaker 04

  No, this was a tiny little place, small, much smaller, uh, it was a tiny little-

• 24:54H. Foley?

  What year are we talking? Would you say you were working there?

• 24:56Speaker 04

  I might have been-

• 24:57H. Foley?

  Eighties?

• 24:58Speaker 04

  Fourteen, thirteen, I don't know, fourteen. I was probably fourteen, so, uh-

• 25:02Speaker 01

  Ninety? Eighty-nine, ninety?

• 25:04Speaker 04

  Eighty-nine.

• 25:04H. Foley?

  Yes, that's popping, so it's-

• 25:06Speaker 03

  I'm better at Tom's age than he is.

• 25:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know. It's all a blur.

• 25:09H. Foley?

  They're moving cassettes in there.

• 25:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, we were, uh, I remember seeing, I mean, here, the fun part about that job was, the guy had an old school, uh, emergency call the police button under the desk, right? And it would directly call, and I would lean back in my seat and accidentally fucking call in a robbery all the time. Like, all the, "Not again!" And the fucking police would come, and it was, but it was so-

• 25:34Speaker 01

  Sorry, I got distracted.

• 25:36Speaker 04

  I was leaning back and-

• 25:38Speaker 01

  Huh, okay. What were the family vacations like, growing up?

• 25:41Speaker 04

  Maine.

• 25:42Speaker 01

  Okay, very nice.

• 25:43Speaker 04

  We would go to Maine.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  Get the cabin, the whole Maine experience?

• 25:46Speaker 04

  One of the big, yeah, we, yeah, Old Orchard Beach, is that Maine?

• 25:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, Oob. Love Old Orchard Beach.

• 25:51H. Foley?

  Now that is-

• 25:52Speaker 04

  We'd do a ton of-

• 25:53Speaker 03

  Garbage.

• 25:53H. Foley?

  Garbage?

• 25:54Speaker 04

  You guys should really-

• 25:55Speaker 01

  I mean, I didn't think it was the south of France.

• 25:56Speaker 04

  Well, you guys should seriously-

• 25:58H. Foley?

  It's not Kenny Bunkport.

• 25:59Speaker 01

  You both said, "Yeah, yeah, I know, that's where I was."

• 26:00Speaker 04

  You guys should think about doing a show in Portland, Maine, and doing a Patreon at Old Orchard Beach.

• 26:05H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 26:05Speaker 04

  You'd love it.

• 26:06H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 26:06Speaker 04

  Fuck, roller, a little roller coaster in the Ferris, pull up some photo. You guys would love Old Orchard Beach.

• 26:12H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 26:12Speaker 04

  It is straight garbage.

• 26:14H. Foley?

  And who, who would go on that vacation with you? Was there any extended family in the area?

• 26:19Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, we had a ton of extended fam- we do like family reunions at my uncle's house, not a couple towns over and shit like that, but uh, no one would go on the family vacation. So one I remember the most is Hershey Park.

• 26:31Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, Hershey, Pennsylvania, that was big for us, yeah.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, we would go there and to the chocolate factory, whatever. Yeah.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  Okay, and what was your first car? That you, that was like yours?

• 26:40Speaker 04

  I owned a 1986 Ford Escort, standard shift, no air conditioner. It was a hatchback, four-door.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 26:49Speaker 04

  Uh, and it was, it was fun. It was a fucking good little car considering no air conditioner and roll them up windows and it didn't have nothing.

• 26:56H. Foley?

  I had an 88 or 89 Chevy Spectrum, very similar.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, I know, I know the Chevy.

• 27:01Speaker 01

  Sold tons of them back in the day.

• 27:03Speaker 04

  I'll tell you, well, that was the thing. My first car that I owned was that 86 Esc- but I mean, I drove, I had a different car every week because we'd take them

• 27:10H. Foley?

  You just get it.

• 27:11Speaker 04

  Off the lot or whatever.

• 27:12H. Foley?

  Were you allowed to just take cars?

• 27:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:15H. Foley?

  Was there anything nice on the lot? Like if, say you had a date, in your high school, you had a date or something?

• 27:19Speaker 04

  Well, this was later on, after we had our second lot, uh, but uh, somebody put a BMW 850 on consignment and I just drove that for a month.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  Sure, that's a nice car.

• 27:31Speaker 04

  I never sold it either. Like, I just drove it for a month and then gave it back to the guy smelling like smoke.

• 27:35H. Foley?

  What's consignment? You mean, like pawned it?

• 27:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, like if, uh, you give me something and I sell it for you and then I get a piece of blah, blah, blah.

• 27:43H. Foley?

  But you never sold it?

• 27:44Speaker 04

  You, you own the car.

• 27:45H. Foley?

  I got you.

• 27:45Speaker 04

  You give it, put it on my lot.

• 27:47H. Foley?

  Gotcha. Okay.

• 27:49Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 27:50H. Foley?

  Man, it's wild. Uh, Christmas wise, how was, how were the holidays?

• 27:54Speaker 04

  Oh, I loved them. Uh, yeah, I loved Christmas. Although, a sad one for me, and I feel like a fucking idiot, is I think I was the last, I was way too old to still believe in Santa Claus. I was the last of everyone.

• 28:08Speaker 01

  How old are we talking?

• 28:08Speaker 03

  The last of everyone?

• 28:09Speaker 04

  I was like 22. No, uh, no, uh, I think I was fucking, I was way too old. It was like 12 or 13. And I remember being at, going to a Cub Scout, I'm in a Cub Scout van with all my Cub Scout troop and the Cub Scout leader was like, "Oh, so you guys, you know, I hope you have a good Christmas. You guys know Santa isn't real and stuff like that."

• 28:29Speaker 03

  That so we don't have to go through all that and everyone else was like they're all like yeah yeah we know saying it's not real and I'm like what the fuck just happened? What the I was destroyed like I was I'm in a van all everyone knew it was like finding out your girlfriend's cheating on you you know? It's like I was the last to know it was my dad the whole time.

• 28:50H. Foley?

  Uh would you guys do a real tree or would you do a fake tree?

• 28:53Speaker 03

  Real tree.

• 28:53H. Foley?

  Real tree.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  And my dad would steal the tree.

• 28:56H. Foley?

  Okay, let's get into that a little bit.

• 29:00Speaker 04

  Worth pausing.

• 29:01Speaker 03

  One of the one of the tree lots you know like.

• 29:03Speaker 04

  Sure they pop up in like a gas station or whatever.

• 29:05Speaker 03

  Exactly and so he would uh he would I think climb the fence and just grab yeah and grab a tree and or two and then hoist them over because he get one from my uncle's family too. We were in the given season.

• 29:22H. Foley?

  And how far away were you guys list how far how far are these towns apart?

• 29:26Speaker 03

  I I grew up in the South Everett is a city and it's close to the Boston where he grew up. This is much more houses on top of each other double decker.

• 29:34H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 29:35Speaker 03

  Kind of uh that kind of thing yeah I think it's getting slightly night no it's getting worse. They put a casino in.

• 29:42Speaker 04

  Mainly because of his parents.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  And I grew up in the suburb about probably no traffic probably forty five minutes so usually there's traffic fifty minutes from there.

• 29:51H. Foley?

  So he would have been the trash year of the two.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:55Speaker 04

  City trash versus like more more suburban.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  But I remember Tom the first time you ever came I remember we had a fight because you referenced my face you were like hey you guys are white trash and it was shocking to me I was like what the hell are you got in your mind?

• 30:09Speaker 04

  I remember that.

• 30:09Speaker 03

  I was like what are you crazy and then Tom was like well you do have a rolled up carpet that the grass and moss has grown over in your backyard. And you have a broken down car in the driveway and you're always one of those.

• 30:22Speaker 04

  I was doing your show way back then.

• 30:26Speaker 03

  That moment and the first time I did this show were two real eye openers.

• 30:29H. Foley?

  You never told us about the rolled up carpet.

• 30:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was bad. It took like 12 guys to pry it off and get it out.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  It's all water locked in shit.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  It was part of the land, but um, yeah, I think, I think you and I could have a good family garbage off and it would be pretty close. Just different kinds.

• 30:44H. Foley?

  Tom, what about family dinners? Would you guys have dinner every night together, growing up?

• 30:48Speaker 04

  Uh, when we were very young. Once I think me and my sisters became in our teens, not so much, but when we were very young. And you had to eat everything on your plate because there's kids starving in Ethiopia. That was the

• 31:01Speaker 01

  They're still pushing it there.

• 31:02Speaker 04

  Every meal was, you know, there's a kid in Ethiopia that wants that carrot.

• 31:05H. Foley?

  Were you allowed, were you allowed to eat in your room?

• 31:08Speaker 04

  Um.

• 31:09H. Foley?

  And did you have a TV in your room?

• 31:11Speaker 04

  Yes, and I think yes.

• 31:13H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 31:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  Well, how old were you when you got your passport?

• 31:17Speaker 04

  Sixteen.

• 31:19H. Foley?

  Where'd you go?

• 31:20Speaker 04

  Uh, Belgium.

• 31:21Speaker 01

  Really?

• 31:22H. Foley?

  Really?

• 31:23Speaker 04

  So when I was in high school, I dated a girl who had dual citizenship in Belgium and her family had, and we would go over to a Belgian carnival, which is a big beer drinking festival. It's fucking awesome.

• 31:34Speaker 01

  Now, okay, sorry. That was the first one. At what age were you allowed to drink around your family?

• 31:40Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  Cause for dirt, my family included, dirtbag drinking families. That is very.

• 31:44Speaker 04

  Uh, I don't think ever underage.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  Really?

• 31:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean.

• 31:48Speaker 03

  They don't know he drinks.

• 31:51Speaker 01

  Hold on, don't have them watch the movie.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  And don't mention Santa Claus.

• 31:56Speaker 01

  Okay. Huh.

• 31:58H. Foley?

  You go to Belgium. That's pretty fancy.

• 32:00Speaker 04

  I went a bunch and then from there you can get to Amsterdam real easy, so.

• 32:04H. Foley?

  And how were you swinging those tickets and all that stuff?

• 32:06Speaker 04

  Well, back then it wasn't a lot of money. We were, we had a place to stay in Belgium with her family.

• 32:11Speaker 01

  Right, how to get there.

• 32:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was just getting there and the tickets weren't bad. You could fly to Belgium for $300 back then, you know? Smoke on the plane.

• 32:20H. Foley?

  And they let you drink over there? The family let you booze?

• 32:21Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, in Belgium, there was no, there was no.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  Can't stop me.

• 32:24H. Foley?

  Did family ever go to Europe or anything like that?

• 32:26Speaker 04

  My family has never been. Um, I'm going on.

• 32:29Speaker 01

  They've never been out of ever.

• 32:30Speaker 04

  No, honestly, I think, no, they've been to Aruba.

• 32:33Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 32:34Speaker 04

  That's where people from Northeast go. They go to Aruba. Yeah.

• 32:38H. Foley?

  Were you a Crystal Light family growing up?

• 32:41Speaker 04

  Crystal Light? No, not really.

• 32:43H. Foley?

  What was on the table when you were having dinner?

• 32:45Speaker 04

  So, probably iced tea, but...

• 32:48H. Foley?

  Powdered iced tea?

• 32:49Speaker 04

  Powdered iced tea, the Four C or whatever.

• 32:53Speaker 01

  It's good stuff.

• 32:54H. Foley?

  And it's juice?

• 32:54Speaker 04

  A lot of juice. I always liked cranberry juice. I liked the tartness of cranberry juice.

• 32:59Speaker 03

  You would just meet a cran grape. It really changed my life for a few months.

• 33:02Speaker 01

  Brian Regan did that great.

• 33:03Speaker 04

  Pork chops, cran, cran chops.

• 33:07H. Foley?

  Cran grape. When we were sick, we always got cran grape, cran apple, ocean spray, home run.

• 33:12Speaker 04

  I get the cran pineapple now with vodka. I mean, it doesn't come with vodka. I put the vodka. But they make a cran pineapple and it's a perfect Bay Breeze, you know?

• 33:22H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  What is the go-to drink for you?

• 33:24Speaker 04

  In the morning, a Bay Breeze.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  I would love if you said Bell's Christmas Ale.

• 33:31Speaker 01

  The guy really likes Santa Claus.

• 33:33H. Foley?

  When you're down, when you're down there in Key West and you're in your routine, alright? Is it, you get up and you're having a cocktail?

• 33:40Speaker 04

  No, none. I mean, not, on days, on days off, like if I have a day off and I know I don't have any obligation, I'll stop drinking earlier than...

• 33:51Speaker 03

  I mean, it'd be hard not to.

• 33:52Speaker 01

  We're talking 11?

• 33:53Speaker 04

  You're Key West. Usually not, unless there's an event. There's a ton of events. There's always a parade.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  So there is an event.

• 33:58Speaker 04

  There's always something. There's always a pub crawl or a fucking parade or there's always a reason to, "Oh my god, it's Tennessee Williams birthday and you fucking wake up and..." "We're having margaritas and Bloody Marys at Brian's house."

• 34:15Speaker 01

  It's Oscar Wilde, man. Let's get fucked up.

• 34:17Speaker 04

  I got a recent text that was like, "Hey, Bloody Mary's at my house, 7:45 a.m." This was like, I'm not gonna be there for it, but...

• 34:26Speaker 01

  I gotta get the hell out of here.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  Anybody get me to LaGuardia?

• 34:33H. Foley?

  What was the first concert you went to?

• 34:35Speaker 04

  Oh, New Kids on the Block.

• 34:38Speaker 01

  That's okay.

• 34:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:40Speaker 01

  A what?

• 34:40Speaker 04

  It was my youngest sister's birthday.

• 34:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 34:45Speaker 04

  Or Christmas present. And my father got a limousine and he got us a ticket that he couldn't just let my sister go. He had to get the thing, even though I wasn't a huge... Alright, I wasn't. But, uh, and it was also Joey McIntyre's birthday concert.

• 35:01Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 35:01Speaker 04

  It was at the Worcester Centrum. And we, uh, we all, we were like, "Oh my God, Dad, get us a limousine." We get in the limousine. There's nine other kids that we don't know. And my father and one of his buddies, like, fucking shuttled, like, they made a shuttle bus out of this limo. I ended up sitting in the front with the driver. I'm sitting with the driver in the front the whole way to fucking Worcester.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  How long you been driving? Seems like a good gig.

• 35:29H. Foley?

  There's a bride and a groom sitting in there. Hey, we gotta swing by St. Paul's real quick.

• 35:33Speaker 03

  Now, this is a great RU garbage store because it starts off going, "You're not fucking... Fuck, yeah, you got a limo." And then you're riding shotgun. Yeah.

• 35:43Speaker 04

  Like, co-op the limousine, whatever.

• 35:46H. Foley?

  And this is, was this before they really blew up or after they blew up?

• 35:49Speaker 04

  It was during their blow up.

• 35:51H. Foley?

  Cause that's gotta be a big concert. That's like the boys are coming home.

• 35:53Speaker 04

  It was the Worcester Centrum, which is like, I don't know, 25,000 seats. I don't know about that, but it's probably 13,000. Yeah, 14,000.

• 36:01H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 36:02Speaker 04

  It was pretty, you know.

• 36:03H. Foley?

  That's not bad. That's pretty good. New Kids on the Block, the limousine, minus the other kids and the funeral.

• 36:11Speaker 01

  The hearse. Probably hearse. Growing up, were you, were you a Domino's or a Pizza Hut family, if you had to do one?

• 36:18H. Foley?

  Was that a thing?

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Did you lean one way or the other?

• 36:21Speaker 04

  It wasn't really a thing where we lived because north of Boston, it's all sub shops, pizza shops.

• 36:26H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 36:27Speaker 04

  Uh, roast beef.

• 36:28H. Foley?

  Would you do Friday night pizza? Was that kind of a, was that in the repertoire?

• 36:33Speaker 04

  We didn't order a ton of pizza as a family. My mother cooked a bunch.

• 36:37H. Foley?

  Was she good?

• 36:38Speaker 04

  Sometimes, some things.

• 36:40Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 36:42Speaker 04

  She would set off the smoke detectors every time, like every time.

• 36:46H. Foley?

  So no.

• 36:47Speaker 04

  That, that, yeah. I mean, she would just, I don't know, not good ventilation. She wouldn't open the fucking window and then beep beep beep beep every time she cooked. If she was boiling an egg, the fucking smoke detector would go off.

• 37:01H. Foley?

  And what about the pet situation?

• 37:03Speaker 04

  We had a dog named Scooter. And we had.

• 37:06H. Foley?

  He didn't make it.

• 37:07Speaker 04

  We had a, a, a cat.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  He's doing three to five somewhere.

• 37:11Speaker 04

  Scooter, it was a.

• 37:15H. Foley?

  For rolling back odometers.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  That's 21 to 35 in dog years.

• 37:18Speaker 01

  In dog years.

• 37:19Speaker 04

  We weren't a huge pet family. We weren't a huge pet.

• 37:21Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 37:22Speaker 04

  Cats. I had a cat named Misery.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  Really?

• 37:24Speaker 04

  A little black cat. It was awesome. It could, it could fetch. It was one of them. Like you'd throw a stick and it would bring it back and then cry.

• 37:31Speaker 03

  Someone's soul.

• 37:31Speaker 04

  Until you threw it again.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  Sucking the life out of me at night.

• 37:35H. Foley?

  I mean, I. Alright.

• 37:37Speaker 01

  This is one of, so we're, we're at Aunt Toody's house now. Do you have any aunts or uncles that you don't refer to by their real name? Like an Aunt Marbles or an Uncle Knuckles or something?

• 37:48Speaker 04

  My auntie Sandy, her real name's Joan.

• 37:51Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 37:52Speaker 04

  My sister's name is Sandy. And then I have another Aunt Sandy. Yeah, so three Sandys in my immediate family.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  Why do you call the one Sandy if that's not Sandy? If her name's Joan?

• 38:03Speaker 04

  I don't know. I don't know why that is.

• 38:05H. Foley?

  What is your nationality? What's your background?

• 38:07Speaker 04

  Uh, English and Italian.

• 38:10H. Foley?

  Okay. Who's Italian? Your mom or your dad?

• 38:12Speaker 04

  My mother.

• 38:13H. Foley?

  Your mom's Italian?

• 38:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:14H. Foley?

  And nothing with, no Sunday sauce or anything like that?

• 38:17Speaker 04

  Um, she cooked, yeah, no, she would make lasagna. She would make all kinds of awesome stuff.

• 38:21H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 38:21Speaker 04

  Cacciatore's and fucking.

• 38:23H. Foley?

  Cacciatore?

• 38:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, all kinds of.

• 38:26H. Foley?

  That's not bad.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  I got, I got one now. Is there in your house in, uh, Key West, do you have a Crown Royal bag in there currently?

• 38:33Speaker 04

  No.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  Okay. Ooh, I thought that was gonna be a dead ringer.

• 38:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  Keep his crumbled up ones in there or something.

• 38:39H. Foley?

  What is the domicile down there in Key West?

• 38:42Speaker 04

  I live in a, in a park. Killer location.

• 38:47Speaker 01

  If you're in the market, let me know.

• 38:49H. Foley?

  Dirtball's locations, great.

• 38:51Speaker 04

  It's two blocks from the Gulf of America.

• 38:55Speaker 01

  It's a good Gulf.

• 38:57Speaker 04

  So, yeah, it's a killer, it's a three-bedroom, two-bath. But I also, you know, I have roommates.

• 39:04H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 39:05Speaker 04

  So it's my.

• 39:06Speaker 01

  You, that was left out of the documentary.

• 39:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:08H. Foley?

  Do you own this?

• 39:09Speaker 04

  No, no, it's in the documentary.

• 39:10Speaker 03

  No, they're in there a little bit, yeah.

• 39:11Speaker 04

  Dora, yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  Oh, I just thought they were your friends hanging out.

• 39:15H. Foley?

  You just rent it?

• 39:16Speaker 04

  We rent it, and so we, it's two roommates, one of them leaves for half the year. So we have an open room half the year.

• 39:23H. Foley?

  What do they do?

• 39:24Speaker 04

  They go to Maine and work at their family's restaurant.

• 39:27H. Foley?

  Okay, and then come back and, are they working when they're down there or just chilling for the summer?

• 39:31Speaker 04

  Oh, no, they work, they work when they're in Key West.

• 39:33H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 39:33Speaker 04

  Dora, they, it's my friend, my roommate, Dora.

• 39:36H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 39:37Speaker 04

  So she is away half the year, and then my other roommate, Jill, she works at the library now. She used to be at the bank, which is the best, if you have a roommate that works at the bank, you never have to go to the bank. It's fucking awesome.

• 39:48H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 39:49Speaker 03

  She takes home money.

• 39:50Speaker 01

  Bring, bring the home, or work over there.

• 39:52Speaker 04

  Well, I, you know, if you get a check or anything, I just leave it on the kitchen table.

• 39:56H. Foley?

  And she'll deposit it when she gets there?

• 39:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, and any problem you ever have with the bank, she always was, now I get library connections.

• 40:03H. Foley?

  So that's your, so the bank.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  She's the only one in Key West that can read, I think.

• 40:06H. Foley?

  The bank that she works at is your bank?

• 40:08Speaker 04

  Yes, yes.

• 40:09H. Foley?

  The Bank of Key West or something like that?

• 40:11Speaker 04

  First state bank of the Florida Keys. My, my, my debit card has a.

• 40:16H. Foley?

  I knew it wasn't a chase.

• 40:16Speaker 04

  My debit card has a manatee on it. I'm not kidding. I'll show it to you.

• 40:23H. Foley?

  And this beach that you say you're close to, do you guys, can you, isn't it a thing where there's not a lot of beaches down here?

• 40:29Speaker 04

  Well, it's a, it's a, it's a coral rock island, so any of the beaches that have nice sand, it's imported sand from Miami or the Bahamas, they truck it in.

• 40:39H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 40:39Speaker 04

  For the most part, it's a coral rocky beach.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Can you walk on it barefoot?

• 40:44Speaker 04

  I recommend water shoes.

• 40:46Speaker 01

  Okay, a pair of aqua socks.

• 40:48Speaker 04

  Aqua socks.

• 40:49Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 40:50H. Foley?

  Do you go swimming in the ocean a lot?

• 40:52Speaker 04

  Not a ton, but often, yeah.

• 40:53H. Foley?

  But you could. Like, you could wake up in the morning and go down and take a swim in the ocean.

• 40:57Speaker 04

  Every day, every single day. I mean, a lot of the time we'll just go to a resort pool, like...

• 41:02H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 41:02Speaker 01

  Pay the fee or whatever. Well, you probably know somebody to get it. Or do you sneak in?

• 41:06Speaker 04

  It's... No, they... A lot of the resorts in Key West are what they call local friendly. As long as you buy a drink and you're not being a dick, you can use their facilities.

• 41:13Speaker 01

  That's good. That is a community.

• 41:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, it really is. That's what I love about the town, is it... I've never lived in a place where I knew my neighbors.

• 41:21Speaker 01

  You lived above your parents.

• 41:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:27H. Foley?

  So you're really living that Key West lifestyle down there?

• 41:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, not so... I'm not like... I don't go fishing a ton. My girlfriend does all the... My fiancee, she does all the spearfishing and lobster tickling, you know?

• 41:39Speaker 01

  What's lobster tickling?

• 41:40Speaker 04

  So, the way you catch Caribbean lobsters is you swim down and you have a net, and then you have a tickle stick. And when you see their antennas sticking out from underneath a log or something, you tickle... You put the net on one side, you tickle the antenna, and then it shoots into your net. You can take six a day. That's how we got us... That's how we got her. That's how we got her.

• 42:03H. Foley?

  Caribbean lobsters don't have claws, right?

• 42:05Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 42:06H. Foley?

  And do you eat them all the time?

• 42:08Speaker 04

  Not all the time. I mean, I'm from Boston. Maine lobster is clearly better. It's sweeter, more tender, and it's just way better. But Caribbean lobster done right can be good.

• 42:18H. Foley?

  Where are you grocery shopping down there?

• 42:20Speaker 04

  Uh, Publix or Winn-Dixie.

• 42:22H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  Two fine establishments?

• 42:24Speaker 04

  Right next to my... A block from my house is Fausto's Food Palace. That's our local, old-town, little mini grocery store.

• 42:32H. Foley?

  Market, okay.

• 42:33Speaker 04

  Well, like, everything's crazy expensive, but, uh, we go there.

• 42:36H. Foley?

  And you're very tight with your roommates. Is that... You're kind of a family?

• 42:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. It's... Yeah, I don't have... Yeah.

• 42:42H. Foley?

  So do you guys... Will you guys have dinner together and stuff like that, or...

• 42:45Speaker 04

  On occasion, we will. Like, on occasion, we'll all hang out, go to dinner, or have dinner at the house.

• 42:50H. Foley?

  And what's the rule with the stuff in the fridge? Say you go to Winn-Dixie, and you get some stuff. I don't know, some lunch meat or whatever?

• 42:57Speaker 04

  Everyone's cool. Like, no one takes your shit. I take everyone's shit, but no one takes my shit.

• 43:01H. Foley?

  But is it okay?

• 43:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:03H. Foley?

  Like if you went to the store.

• 43:04Speaker 01

  I mean, they get upset, but I don't give a fuck.

• 43:06Speaker 04

  Well, I usually have the intention of replacing whatever I'm taking. And sometimes I remember to do that.

• 43:12H. Foley?

  What's a normal meal at home for you?

• 43:14Speaker 04

  Uh, we do, uh, we do a lot of-

• 43:16H. Foley?

  Are you cooking?

• 43:17Speaker 04

  Sushi, cause it's the oceans, right, you know, everything's fresh, a lot of fish, uh. I eat steak, like, as often as I can, uh.

• 43:26H. Foley?

  You'll make yourself a steak?

• 43:27Speaker 01

  Cook the steak at the house, or you go out?

• 43:28Speaker 04

  Just once in a while, but, uh, there's, there's, uh, there's a couple of restaurants in town.

• 43:32H. Foley?

  So you're eating out a lot?

• 43:33Speaker 04

  I eat out a lot, yeah, way more than we probably can afford, but.

• 43:36H. Foley?

  What's a normal breakfast, other than the-

• 43:39Speaker 04

  I'm not a big breakfast-

• 43:39H. Foley?

  Tequila sunrise?

• 43:40Speaker 04

  I do a coffee and a joint.

• 43:42H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 43:43Speaker 04

  But you are, Tom also eats less than anybody I've ever met, ever in my life. I don't eat a ton.

• 43:49Speaker 01

  What'd you have today?

• 43:50Speaker 04

  On, on stage. All right, come on. What's your, your famous, you tell them your famous line that you've been doing for 30 years. Which one? Hey, you wanna go get a sandwich? I don't know that one.

• 44:02Speaker 04

  You've made this joke 17,000 times. Hey, you wanna get a sandwich? Oh, I, I just ate yesterday. Boom!

• 44:10Speaker 04

  That's gold!

• 44:10Speaker 01

  That's good, that's good, that's good.

• 44:13Speaker 04

  Hey, by the way-

• 44:14Speaker 01

  Oh, he's like, I don't know what the, he hung Joe out to dry.

• 44:17Speaker 04

  I know, I'm like, this is your go-to line.

• 44:19Speaker 01

  I don't know what this guy's talking about. It's weird that he's on the show with me, if I'm being honest.

• 44:25Speaker 04

  That was a big line for a long time, I've stolen it.

• 44:28H. Foley?

  Are you a fast food guy?

• 44:30Speaker 04

  I try, uh, Subway is my, the only one I usually-

• 44:34H. Foley?

  Really?

• 44:34Speaker 04

  Uh, and once in a while, I'll do-

• 44:36H. Foley?

  Is there a McDonald's down there?

• 44:38Speaker 04

  There is, but you gotta go to Newtown to find it, uh, I don't, I don't go past White Street.

• 44:42H. Foley?

  Do you have a car down there?

• 44:43Speaker 04

  Uh, just got, dumped it, we just, um, Kristen, my, my fiancee, she had a Toyota, uh, Toyota Celica convertible, it was really rough.

• 44:52H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  And, uh, we just junked it, cause we don't really need a car, uh, we bicycle.

• 44:57H. Foley?

  Ride a bike?

• 44:57Speaker 04

  Ride a bike or walk.

• 44:58H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 44:59Speaker 04

  Uh, and my friend owns a rental dealership down there, and so he needs, I have a parking spot, he, he, uh, needs the space, so he leaves me a vehicle.

• 45:09Speaker 01

  Uh, so you can zip around if you need it?

• 45:11Speaker 04

  So I can zip around, go to the grocery store if I need, or Home Depot, and, uh, what he's been leaving me is, uh, a lime green dune buggy, an electric line. It's the most impractical vehicle of all time, there's no doors, you have to climb in, Dukes of Hazzard style, and, um- It's ridiculous. There's a backseat, but you can't put a human in it.

• 45:35Speaker 04

  With legs, not one with legs. But yeah, it's fucking.

• 45:39H. Foley?

  Caribbean lobsters only. You gotta tickle to get into backseat.

• 45:42Speaker 04

  So that's what I've been tooling, that's when my fiance dropped me off at the airport and was a lime green. Doom buggy.

• 45:48Speaker 01

  They both got helmets.

• 45:50Speaker 04

  Key West adventures.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  Rumbling.

• 45:56H. Foley?

  And how much time do you, like, as far as like running the biz, running the club? Are you, are you working like, you know, eight hours a day at the club or?

• 46:05Speaker 04

  I mean, it depends on the day.

• 46:07H. Foley?

  As far as like the administrative stuff?

• 46:08Speaker 04

  When it needs to be done. I don't do, like, I don't do like the books and, um, website update and shit like that.

• 46:15H. Foley?

  So you got people doing all that stuff?

• 46:17Speaker 04

  I have a partner, his name is Joe Madouse. He's the one that started comedy Key West and then he kind of brought me down to

• 46:22H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 46:23Speaker 04

  Help figure it out. And, uh, so I booked the acts and I host the shows typically.

• 46:29H. Foley?

  And this is almost every weekend?

• 46:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. No, it's every, every, almost every night of the week.

• 46:32H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 46:33Speaker 04

  Yeah. So we do, you know, paint and chug nights. We do Ernest Hemingway in a funny way, you know, we do different kinds of shows and.

• 46:41H. Foley?

  So you're living the life down there. You're living the.

• 46:43Speaker 04

  It's not bad. I mean, I mean, we're coming into slow season. We just come out of, uh, spring break, which is.

• 46:49H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  That a whole month of just young people.

• 46:57H. Foley?

  He goes like doom buggies?

• 46:59Speaker 01

  I feel like Trim was about to be the one next word out of his mouth.

• 47:03H. Foley?

  About a tail running around that hill.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  Uh, will you check into a hotel with a cooler if you're going on vacation? A cooler full of beers or so?

• 47:12Speaker 04

  Not as a rule, but I think I have done that.

• 47:15Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 47:16H. Foley?

  And do you guys, do you travel from down there? Like, do you guys go on vacation?

• 47:21Speaker 04

  Uh, I'm about to.

• 47:23H. Foley?

  Really?

• 47:24Speaker 04

  Tomorrow. I'm going, no, Friday I'm going to, uh, Vietnam.

• 47:30Speaker 01

  The war's over, man.

• 47:31Speaker 04

  Got some old scores to settle.

• 47:32H. Foley?

  Let it go, Tom, it's over, man. Wait, you and the fiancee?

• 47:36Speaker 04

  Right, and her, uh, her family. Her brother is getting married to a Vietnamese woman.

• 47:41H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 47:42Speaker 04

  So I got the traditional Vietnamese, uh, wedding attire and, uh...

• 47:46Speaker 01

  What that set you back, I'm curious?

• 47:48Speaker 04

  A hundred and twenty-eight dollars or something. Handmade, embroidered with fucking cranes on it and shit. It's fucking awesome.

• 47:57H. Foley?

  AK-47 and a rocket launcher? Like construction cans. Cranes, I mean. And then where are you just going? You're, you're taking a trip?

• 48:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was the thing. My girlfriend, uh, my fiancee, she was like, uh, we go to Vietnam for this wedding. I was like, oh, no fucking way. I'm going halfway around the world unless we can keep going.

• 48:14H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 48:15Speaker 04

  I wanna...

• 48:15Speaker 01

  So where's the next stop?

• 48:17Speaker 04

  Uh, Vietnam, Thailand, Nepal, Dubai, Turkey, Greece.

• 48:22Speaker 01

  Portland, Maine.

• 48:25Speaker 01

  Bit of sin.

• 48:26Speaker 04

  Old Orchard Beach.

• 48:28H. Foley?

  Cleveland, lay over there. That's not bad. You're gonna end up in Greece?

• 48:33Speaker 04

  Uh, Greece, yeah. Uh, uh, an island called Santorini, I think.

• 48:36H. Foley?

  Buddy, was there last year. You're gonna love it.

• 48:38Speaker 04

  Um, uh, she got us, uh, she, my, it's my birthday.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  Happy birthday.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  I'm turning fifty.

• 48:42H. Foley?

  Let me ask you something. When are you, when are you ending up in Santorini?

• 48:45Speaker 04

  Uh, April twenty-sixth, I think?

• 48:48H. Foley?

  You might wanna take a look at the situation over there.

• 48:51Speaker 04

  Why? What's going on?

• 48:52H. Foley?

  Well, they evacuated the island less than a month ago because of the volcano.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  No.

• 48:56H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:58Speaker 04

  Maybe that's why the room was so cheap.

• 49:00Speaker 03

  I don't know where I'm gonna go when I fall.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  I did book a volcano-facing room.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  Wait, really?

• 49:07H. Foley?

  I don't know if it's back up-

• 49:08Speaker 03

  We're back to being safe. They just welcomed their first cruise ship.

• 49:11Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 49:11Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 49:12H. Foley?

  Very nice.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  Are you a cruise guy by any chance or no?

• 49:15Speaker 04

  I've only been on, I think, two cruises. I didn't like it. I don't, I, I feel trapped.

• 49:19H. Foley?

  You're gonna love Santorini. It's beautiful.

• 49:20Speaker 04

  Well, we, my girlfriend's got a, a cave. She got us the-

• 49:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:24Speaker 04

  The hotel room's in a cave.

• 49:25H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:25Speaker 04

  And it's got its own little-

• 49:26Speaker 01

  Sounds great.

• 49:27Speaker 04

  Caldera pool in the fucking cave.

• 49:29H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's a good time. You're gonna love it. All right, well, that's pretty classy going around the world.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  That's not bad. It's not bad. Uh, how many suits do you own currently?

• 49:38Speaker 04

  Um...

• 49:39Speaker 01

  If you had like a funeral tomorrow, do you have something you can throw on?

• 49:42Speaker 04

  I got this shirt.

• 49:47Speaker 04

  This is my funeral shirt.

• 49:48Speaker 01

  Sure, it's, and I, it's probably a court shirt, too.

• 49:50Speaker 04

  Funeral court weapon, yeah. Um, yeah, I, I don't-

• 49:54Speaker 01

  Nice shirt.

• 49:55H. Foley?

  He's wearing the Vietnamese outfit everywhere.

• 49:58Speaker 01

  Unagi.

• 50:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, we, uh, I own a suit. I just bought a suit. We were in Italy last.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  Oh, you had a suit on, I think.

• 50:05H. Foley?

  Seersucker. You look real sharp in it too. You look good in a suit.

• 50:08Speaker 04

  It was linen. It was Italian linen. And I got that in Italy. We went to Italy to visit a comic named April Macy. I think.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 50:17H. Foley?

  I know who you're talking about. Yeah.

• 50:18Speaker 04

  She has a villa.

• 50:20H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 50:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, we went and hung out at her villa. It was fantastic.

• 50:23H. Foley?

  He's getting around the world. He's traveling.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  I always liked, I liked traveling. Even when I was young, I did all of Western. I did the whole thing where you backpacked for three months.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  Hostels and everything.

• 50:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, youth hostels.

• 50:33Speaker 03

  Been to Morocco?

• 50:34Speaker 04

  Morocco, smoking hash on a hash farm, making hash.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  On a hash farm.

• 50:39Speaker 04

  Hash oil, shipping it to France.

• 50:41H. Foley?

  Had to trash it up.

• 50:43Speaker 01

  He went to Morocco. I was on a hash farm.

• 50:47H. Foley?

  Smoking out of a coke can.

• 50:49Speaker 04

  That's what I was really hoping for in coming in here is I know I'm garbage, but I was hoping to be high-end garbage.

• 50:56Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  I buttoned up.

• 50:59H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 51:02H. Foley?

  You see your t-shirt underneath the shirt.

• 51:03Speaker 04

  I'm cold. I'm always cold. I got a layer.

• 51:08Speaker 01

  Uh, I mean, that is a garbage. That's even garbage in itself to come in and want to be high-class garbage.

• 51:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:14H. Foley?

  I mean, you're.

• 51:14Speaker 01

  Most people are like, I hope I'm not garbage. Like, I know I am, but.

• 51:17H. Foley?

  Smart guy. You're well-traveled. You're living, you're living your life down there. You're doing your thing. Um, yeah. I mean.

• 51:26Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 51:28H. Foley?

  Do you pee in the shower?

• 51:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:30H. Foley?

  Brush your teeth in there?

• 51:32Speaker 04

  In my pee? Uh, no, never. I don't, I don't brush my teeth.

• 51:37H. Foley?

  You wear cologne at all?

• 51:40Speaker 04

  My, my girlfriend just got me Sex Panther cologne.

• 51:43Speaker 01

  Is that a real, that's a real thing now?

• 51:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's from the movie.

• 51:46Speaker 01

  From, uh, Anchorman, yeah.

• 51:47Speaker 04

  But they, they sell it. It's kind of nice. Uh, it doesn't smell like.

• 51:50H. Foley?

  Burns a little bit, but.

• 51:51Speaker 04

  They say in the movie.

• 51:52H. Foley?

  And what are you guys gonna do when you guys get married? And when is, when is the, is the wedding set?

• 51:57Speaker 04

  The wedding is not set.

• 51:58H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 51:59Speaker 04

  We just got engaged. We're in Scotland. I proposed via falcon. Uh, I, I had a bird of prey swooping on the lady.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  Seriously?

• 52:06H. Foley?

  Really?

• 52:07Speaker 04

  It wasn't a falcon. It turned out that the falcon was in a bad mood, so they got.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  It was a parrot.

• 52:11Speaker 04

  They got me an owl. It was an owl.

• 52:12Speaker 01

  Really?

• 52:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was pretty awesome.

• 52:14H. Foley?

  That's pretty classy.

• 52:15Speaker 03

  That's fucking classy.

• 52:16H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  It was majestic.

• 52:18H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 52:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, we stayed in a castle.

• 52:20Speaker 01

  That's pretty good. Is that you?

• 52:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's good.

• 52:22H. Foley?

  Alright, well, there you go.

• 52:24Speaker 01

  You stayed in a castle.

• 52:26H. Foley?

  In Scotland.

• 52:27Speaker 01

  I mean, that's rich guy, that's like rich fancy guy shit.

• 52:31Speaker 04

  It was more of a manor.

• 52:32Speaker 01

  Okay, now we're, now we're moving to Gold Coast. It was more, it was more of a garage.

• 52:38H. Foley?

  You had a, you had a bird in a hotel room, that's basically.

• 52:41Speaker 04

  It was made of stone.

• 52:43H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 52:44Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 52:44H. Foley?

  And what's gonna happen when you guys get married? Will you move in with her? Will she move in?

• 52:49Speaker 04

  We live together currently.

• 52:50H. Foley?

  Oh, she's one of the roommates?

• 52:52Speaker 01

  How many people are in this goddamn house?

• 52:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, so.

• 52:54H. Foley?

  So it's you, her and Dora?

• 52:55Speaker 04

  Her, her, Dora and Jill, my two roommates, they live on the second floor.

• 53:01Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Chris and I have the third floor.

• 53:02H. Foley?

  Oh, alright.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  It's a sky pan.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  Our own bedroom and.

• 53:06H. Foley?

  Gotcha. Okay. Alright, that's a little bit different.

• 53:09Speaker 01

  That's how it's done. It's kinda a bedroom.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a bedroom and a bathroom. The problem is, it's the fucking third floor and I smoke cigarettes, so if I forget anything upstairs, I buy a new one.

• 53:18Speaker 01

  I have, sure.

• 53:19Speaker 04

  I'm just not going up the stairs.

• 53:20Speaker 03

  And in the interest of the podcast theme, they do have a balcony, but it's completely rotted out.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  Oh, you can't go on it?

• 53:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:27Speaker 04

  Well, you can, but only on one side.

• 53:30H. Foley?

  The landlord won't fix it?

• 53:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, we, I don't wanna.

• 53:34Speaker 01

  Sure, yeah, no, hey, please don't. Cut that, dump it, dump it.

• 53:38Speaker 04

  I don't wanna bother the landlord.

• 53:40Speaker 01

  I don't wanna bother, and he probably hasn't paid rent or something, which I respect.

• 53:43Speaker 03

  It's a pretty good deal.

• 53:45Speaker 01

  Okay, no, then I totally, totally respect that. Um.

• 53:50Speaker 04

  Oh, that's nice, too.

• 53:52Speaker 01

  What is that, a winter IPA?

• 53:53Speaker 04

  This is the winter IPA.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  This guy's changing seasons over here.

• 53:56Speaker 04

  Winter of 96, it says.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  That was a good year.

• 53:59H. Foley?

  Can you?

• 54:00Speaker 03

  Bob Dole is on the label.

• 54:03H. Foley?

  Can you whistle with your fingers?

• 54:05Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:06H. Foley?

  Are you double jointed?

• 54:07Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:08H. Foley?

  What are you sleeping in?

• 54:09Speaker 04

  Mmm, underwear.

• 54:11H. Foley?

  Just boxer's briefs? What do you do?

• 54:13Speaker 04

  Boxer briefs.

• 54:14H. Foley?

  Boxer briefs?

• 54:15Speaker 01

  Gentlemen.

• 54:15H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 54:15Speaker 01

  Um, how, what, what, what kind of cigarettes do you smoke? Marlboro Lights?

• 54:20Speaker 04

  I was, for 25 years, I smoked Parliament, Parliament's?

• 54:24Speaker 01

  Like the blue, the blue pack?

• 54:25Speaker 04

  The blue pack.

• 54:26Speaker 01

  Parliament Lights?

• 54:26Speaker 04

  I started smoking because those, uh, no, no, the regular, original, light blue. Uh, all the high, all, all the cheerleaders in my. High school smoked Parliaments and that's how I started.

• 54:36Speaker 01

  I was a hot girl cig.

• 54:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, and if they needed to bum one, I wanted to be the guy that was like, "I gotcha."

• 54:43Speaker 01

  This guy's closing deals.

• 54:44Speaker 04

  And so, but I just recently changed about a month and a half ago to American Spirit Yellow.

• 54:52Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 54:52Speaker 04

  Okay. They last forever and I'm smoking way less of them.

• 54:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  I'm not smoking as much as I normally do.

• 54:59Speaker 01

  And how many, I assume you did, did you buy packs in Key West and bring them up? I assume you're not buying in New York, a guy like you's not buying cigarettes in New York.

• 55:06Speaker 04

  I bought, I bought seven packs.

• 55:08Speaker 01

  Seven packs of cigarettes.

• 55:09Speaker 04

  To get me till Hanoi.

• 55:12Speaker 01

  Hanoi, yeah.

• 55:12H. Foley?

  Are you flying from here to Hanoi or you're going home?

• 55:14Speaker 04

  No, I'm flying to LA.

• 55:15H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 55:16Speaker 04

  I'm flying to LA, meeting up with the lady.

• 55:18H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 55:18Speaker 04

  And then we're flying to Hanoi.

• 55:20H. Foley?

  So you have, you brought all the stuff that you need with you for this trip? And then for?

• 55:26Speaker 01

  And then the world.

• 55:27H. Foley?

  The world.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  I mean, this is the only long sleeve shirt.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  Did you, did you check a bag or you just, you just carry on?

• 55:34Speaker 04

  I did two carry ons.

• 55:35Speaker 01

  Just two carry ons? So you have a school bag and then a carry on?

• 55:38Speaker 04

  I have a duffel and a backpack.

• 55:41Speaker 01

  To go around the world.

• 55:42H. Foley?

  Wait, hold on, are you gonna like?

• 55:43Speaker 04

  It's two bathing suits, some underwear, fucking.

• 55:46Speaker 01

  My Komono.

• 55:47Speaker 04

  A couple of, a couple of, you know.

• 55:49H. Foley?

  How many pairs of underwear did you bring with you?

• 55:51Speaker 04

  Eight.

• 55:53H. Foley?

  Okay, that's not gonna work.

• 55:54Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 55:55H. Foley?

  Are you, are you doing laundry before you leave for LA?

• 55:58Speaker 04

  Of course, yeah, yeah, we'll do laundry the whole way.

• 56:00H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  I'm a big laundry guy.

• 56:03Speaker 01

  I don't know if you heard that about me. Love the subs.

• 56:05Speaker 04

  I'm fluffing, I'm folding.

• 56:08H. Foley?

  Alright, okay. So you have everything with you, you're ready, you have that, the suit for the Vietnamese wedding with you?

• 56:14Speaker 04

  Uh, no, the, the.

• 56:16Speaker 01

  Picking that up in LA.

• 56:17Speaker 04

  No, that's, it's being made, it's being made right now in Hanoi. It's being made.

• 56:22H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 56:22Speaker 01

  Wait, it was a hundred and twenty-eight dollars in Hanoi doll, or like, and it's being made there?

• 56:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's being made there.

• 56:27Speaker 01

  Wow, okay.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  But it's all customy, nice embroidery.

• 56:31H. Foley?

  What, did you send them your sizes?

• 56:32Speaker 04

  Yep, I had to go and get fitted for the, it's called a, a dao is what it's called.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  Who's that, your sister, the karate?

• 56:39Speaker 04

  It's literally. It literally translates to long shirt.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 56:46H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  You open your eyes underwater?

• 56:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:51H. Foley?

  Ever been bitten by a dog?

• 56:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  Did you ever bite him back? Uh, have you ever been in a dunk tank?

• 57:00Speaker 04

  Like you're the one in the tank getting the balls thrown. Oh, you'd be great, though. No.

• 57:05H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  Try harder, you.

• 57:09H. Foley?

  He's got the long sleeve shirt on.

• 57:10Speaker 04

  Throw like a broad.

• 57:12H. Foley?

  Do you like deviled eggs?

• 57:14Speaker 04

  Uh, I don't, it's not something I go for, but I've had and not hated.

• 57:19H. Foley?

  Are you a mayonnaise guy?

• 57:21Speaker 04

  I, I am.

• 57:22H. Foley?

  You like mayo?

• 57:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:23H. Foley?

  Hellmann's or Miracle Whip?

• 57:25Speaker 04

  Uh, I actually like both. Uh, sometimes I combine them.

• 57:30Speaker 01

  What?

• 57:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:31H. Foley?

  That's a fucking, are you garbage first? Holy shit.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  We've never had someone say they like both, let alone combine them.

• 57:39Speaker 04

  Well, it takes a little off of the sharpness of Miracle Whip. Takes a little of Miracle away.

• 57:47H. Foley?

  Little bit of the tang.

• 57:48Speaker 01

  Uh, are there any trophies on display in your home at the moment?

• 57:51Speaker 04

  In my home?

• 57:52Speaker 01

  Or plaques or anything?

• 57:53Speaker 04

  I don't think so. You must have some softball stuff.

• 57:56H. Foley?

  Were you a softball guy?

• 57:57Speaker 04

  All the, uh, yeah, I ran the Boston Comedy Softball League.

• 58:00H. Foley?

  That's right.

• 58:00Speaker 04

  For like six years or something. Um, I have all the, all the trophies and plaques and my, my honorary high school diploma, cause I never graduated high school.

• 58:09Speaker 01

  You got an honorary high school diploma?

• 58:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause I, I did a talk at the Key West High School and they were like-

• 58:14Speaker 01

  So you got a diploma from a school you didn't go to?

• 58:16Speaker 04

  Right. Classy. Yeah. It's, uh, Key West Prep or something like that.

• 58:22Speaker 01

  How'd you get into college?

• 58:23Speaker 04

  Uh, it was community college. Anyone can go.

• 58:26H. Foley?

  I don't think that's true.

• 58:27Speaker 04

  Oh, I had a GED.

• 58:28H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 58:29Speaker 04

  There it is.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  There, there.

• 58:30H. Foley?

  Why didn't you graduate high school?

• 58:31Speaker 01

  Should've led with that.

• 58:32Speaker 04

  I, uh, I just was distracted. I, I just wasn't good at it. I fucking hated it. My home life was falling apart cause my dad was crazy. I was living with another family for a little while.

• 58:43H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  And, uh-

• 58:44H. Foley?

  So you stopped going?

• 58:45Speaker 04

  I just stopped going.

• 58:46H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 58:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:48H. Foley?

  And then got your GED?

• 58:49Speaker 04

  My girlfriend was like, you gotta get your GED. And so I did that. I, I, it was the fucking easiest test I, I, I ever took.

• 58:55H. Foley?

  Hmm. Man, that's wild. Honorary-

• 58:58Speaker 04

  I used to do a joke about it where I go, I felt like I was filling out an application to work at McDonald's, which I kinda was, you know?

• 59:05H. Foley?

  What was the talk that you did at the school down in Key West?

• 59:08Speaker 04

  I just talked about, uh, being a small business owner in Key West, opening a business there and doing stand-up and, you know, blah, blah, blah. You know, it's a bunch of sixteen year old kids-

• 59:17Speaker 01

  How to make a mean bloody mayor.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  Yeah. I wrote a ten minute bit about how homework stinks.

• 59:23Speaker 01

  Take me to your leader. Uh, alright, I mean, listen.

• 59:29Speaker 04

  I know.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  A lot of that was for formal, for legal purposes, we needed to do that. But, I mean, grade A trash and I fucking love ya.

• 59:36H. Foley?

  Love ya.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:36H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:37Speaker 03

  But there is some class sprinkled in there.

• 59:40H. Foley?

  There's a lot of class.

• 59:41Speaker 03

  Been in Morocco and Belgium.

• 59:43H. Foley?

  Do you read a lot?

• 59:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, but he was doing hash.

• 59:45H. Foley?

  I bet you read a lot.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  I don't read a lot.

• 59:47H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 59:47Speaker 04

  I, I, I watch a lot of.

• 59:49H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 59:49Speaker 04

  I watch a lot of YouTube.

• 59:51H. Foley?

  That's not the same thing.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  Building seven, what happened?

• 59:56H. Foley?

  Holy shit, Tom Dustin, ladies and gentlemen. Hundred percent Key West trash.

• 1:00:01Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:00:01H. Foley?

  Down there. And the movie, Portrait of a Comedian, directed by Mr. Joe List.

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:00:06H. Foley?

  Beautiful film, as we said, it's gonna be in select theaters this spring. Uh, notably, it's gonna be in New York City at the Quad Cinema, starting April 25th. Go see it, it's absolutely fantastic. And everybody down in Philly, it's at the Ritz Five in Philly, starting May 9th. Do yourself a favor, it's absolutely beautiful. You love Joe List, you're gonna love Tom Dustin, go check it out.

• 1:00:26Speaker 01

  If you're a fan of comedy, you're a fan of this show, go fucking see it, it is a fucking awesome look at, at comedy from beginning to end.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  It's funny, it's funny.

• 1:00:34Speaker 01

  And also, I mean, like, killed in the room, like, proper fucking murder.

• 1:00:39H. Foley?

  We're at the premiere!

• 1:00:40Speaker 03

  It was insane. Ari said it's the, literally the funniest documentary of all time.

• 1:00:45H. Foley?

  And Ari, you know.

• 1:00:45Speaker 04

  He's only seen two other documentaries, and one was about dolphins getting killed by Japanese guys in a cove.

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  But it's funnier than that!

• 1:00:52Speaker 01

  Which, by the way, wasn't a slap.

• 1:00:55H. Foley?

  Guys, congratulations. And we can't thank you enough, and Tom, thank you so much for coming in.

• 1:00:59Speaker 04

  Thanks so much for having me, this is incredible.

• 1:01:00H. Foley?

  This was so much fun.

• 1:01:01Speaker 04

  More fun than Joe told me it was gonna be.

• 1:01:03Speaker 03

  What? I was saying it was gonna be the funnest time of all time.

• 1:01:05Speaker 04

  I know, and it's more than that!

• 1:01:07H. Foley?

  Do you guys wanna plug anything else? You wanna plug any more specific dates or anything, or let them know? Oh, also, the tickets are information, you can get it at TomDustinDoc.com.

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's big, and, uh, I'll be at the Wilbur Theater, fucking, uh, April 19th, and there's very few tickets left. And, uh, Acme and Comedy Club, April 10th to the 12th, in Minneapolis.

• 1:01:27H. Foley?

  Fantastic.

• 1:01:28Speaker 01

  Bangkok Comedy Club.

• 1:01:31Speaker 01

  Seriously?

• 1:01:31Speaker 04

  I'm trying to do a spot there. Yeah, I think it's April 27th or something.

• 1:01:36H. Foley?

  There you go. And the club down in Key West is Key West Comedy.

• 1:01:39Speaker 04

  It's Comedy Key West.

• 1:01:40H. Foley?

  Comedy Key West.

• 1:01:41Speaker 04

  Have you guys done it? No, you have to come down and do it.

• 1:01:43Speaker 01

  I should say, I messaged you probably years ago.

• 1:01:48Speaker 04

  Oh, boy.

• 1:01:49Speaker 01

  No, and he got back to me. And I was like, because I was like, featuring at the time, like, hey, I'd love to feature.

• 1:01:55Speaker 01

  And he goes, hey, man, you can't really make it work featuring. Like, it doesn't make sense.

• 1:01:58Speaker 04

  Right, we don't.

• 1:01:59Speaker 01

  But.

• 1:01:59Speaker 04

  I'm the future.

• 1:02:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, but he was like, whatever. And he was like, got back. He's like, if you can, if you can connect it to like Miami and whatever like that, it can kind of make sense. Let me know. I'll give you the, give you the names of people.

• 1:02:08H. Foley?

  Aww.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  Which is like, in the comedy world, does not happen.

• 1:02:11Speaker 04

  I, I know a couple of guys up in the mainland that also do.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  The mainland?

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, I live in the Keys.

• 1:02:18Speaker 01

  I've just never heard that, heard, or heard of it.

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, in the mainland, there's a couple of guys that run killer shows, and a lot of the times we'll connect and we'll route it.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, which is, which is amazing.

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  You guys would love it. It's awesome down there.

• 1:02:29H. Foley?

  Unbelievable.

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  Put it in the box!

• 1:02:30H. Foley?

  Joe List and Tom Dustin, ladies and gentlemen. Gang, we love you. The cards are on sale, as we said. Do yourself a favor, grab a pack before they run out. Uh, we're gonna be adding the fall tour dates very soon.

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:02:41H. Foley?

  And, uh, we love you, and we'll see you next week.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  Pittsburgh and Cleveland. Get your tickets!

• 1:02:46H. Foley?

  Peace!