WOAH VICKY Talks Poetry, Identity, Nelson Mandela

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:05Speaker 01

  So what was it like growing up in Santa Monica?

• 1:07Adam Friedland?

  I was, well, I really grew up in Las Vegas.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  Was there a lot of prostitutes out there?

• 1:11Adam Friedland?

  Uh, yeah, I was hanging out with prostitutes pretty much like middle school, the ninth grade. No, it was pretty boring. Yeah.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  It was boring?

• 1:18Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it was cause like you had like the strip, but you can't really do anything until you're 18.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  Till 18, yeah.

• 1:23Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, and the first thing you could do is you could go to an all nude strip club.

• 1:26Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:27Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, and then the girls in my high school started.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  You had to be nude too?

• 1:29Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, all the guys were nude too.

• 2:00Adam Friedland?

  What was your like technical title? Like, like if you were like a...

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Victoria.

• 2:07Adam Friedland?

  My guest this week is Victoria Waldrop, otherwise known as Whoa Vicky. Poet and star, I think it is. Poet and star? Poet and star. Victoria is a poet from Marietta, Georgia, whose work deals with everything from her struggles with faith to her ambiguous racial identity.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Ancestry.com did tell me I was black, so I have the right to, to say that I'm black because...

• 2:36Adam Friedland?

  As Ginsberg said, "Poets are damned, but see with the eyes of angels." What the fuck does that mean? Poets are damned, but, but they see.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  But see with the eyes of angels.

• 2:48Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but you should have said they.

• 2:51Speaker 03

  He probably should have. He wasn't very good. He was too busy touching boys.

• 2:54Adam Friedland?

  It's a mid poem.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:55Adam Friedland?

  Welcome back to the Adam Friedland Show. I'm Adam Friedland, and I'll be in Denver, October 22nd to the 24th at Comedy Works. New York City, November 13th, 2026, New York Comedy Festival, Town Hall, the big one. Tickets are, they have tickets. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, icon, poet, star, Whoa Vicky. Everyone, give it up for her. Let's make some noise.

• 3:29Adam Friedland?

  Welcome, please, please, please.

• 3:30Speaker 01

  Thank you, thank you.

• 3:31Adam Friedland?

  Welcome.

• 3:34Adam Friedland?

  How are you?

• 3:35Speaker 01

  Good, blessed. How are you?

• 3:36Adam Friedland?

  It's good to see you again.

• 3:37Speaker 01

  You too.

• 3:38Adam Friedland?

  I saw you at a wedding.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:39Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it was a fun wedding, no?

• 3:41Speaker 01

  It was really fun.

• 3:42Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 3:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:44Adam Friedland?

  What, like, what do you remember of that night?

• 3:48Speaker 01

  Her walking down the aisle and...

• 3:49Adam Friedland?

  I can't forget that.

• 3:50Speaker 01

  Taking a picture with you.

• 3:52Adam Friedland?

  I remember I was taking a picture.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  At the Waffle House.

• 3:54Adam Friedland?

  I looked like, oh, yeah, they got a, they got a Waffle House like a food truck. That was, that was a good touch after the dancing.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:00Adam Friedland?

  Did you see me, I was dancing pretty good. I don't know if you saw.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  You were? Who you there with?

• 4:03Adam Friedland?

  Um, I was there with my fiancee. I was there, yeah. Like friends, friends of mine were there too. Yeah, I was, I'm friends with the groom.

• 4:10Speaker 01

  You was dancing, that's lit.

• 4:11Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah, I'm a great dancer. Are you a good dancer?

• 4:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love to dance.

• 4:14Adam Friedland?

  When I was in high school, all the black girls used to make a circle around me and say, "Do the Harlem Shake. Adam, do the Harlem Shake."

• 4:19Speaker 01

  I would have danced with y'all.

• 4:20Adam Friedland?

  No, but I think they were making fun of me at the time. Yeah, why didn't you dance with me?

• 4:23Speaker 01

  I don't know. We gotta run it back.

• 4:25Adam Friedland?

  Do you, do you, are you like a classic traditional style woman? Do you like, do you wait for a gentleman to say, "May I have this dance?" Like before you...

• 4:32Speaker 01

  I like to dance bachata.

• 4:33Adam Friedland?

  Oh, really?

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:34Adam Friedland?

  But are you, does he request you first?

• 4:37Speaker 01

  I mean, it's not that serious.

• 4:38Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:39Adam Friedland?

  What is bachata? Like, what is, what are the steps for it?

• 4:42Speaker 01

  Um, it's like, one, two, spin, one, two. You gotta put the hips in it.

• 4:48Adam Friedland?

  What is it? Is Puerto Rican or something?

• 4:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:50Adam Friedland?

  Or Dominican or something? It's Caribbean.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  All of them, yeah.

• 4:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, I love it. Um, have you ever lived in New York? What are you, what are you doing here?

• 4:58Speaker 01

  I've ever lived here?

• 4:58Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 4:59Speaker 01

  No, I never lived here. I used to come here a lot because my sister used to live here.

• 5:02Adam Friedland?

  Do you like it here?

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I like it.

• 5:04Adam Friedland?

  I think it, I think it suits you.

• 5:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's lit.

• 5:06Adam Friedland?

  You kinda look like a New Yorker right now.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  You think so?

• 5:08Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I think so. But you're from Marietta?

• 5:10Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 5:11Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  You did your research?

• 5:13Adam Friedland?

  No, I didn't research anything. I just guessed. What was Marietta like growing up?

• 5:22Speaker 01

  It was cool. So what was it like growing up in Santa Monica?

• 5:25Adam Friedland?

  I was, well, I really grew up in Las Vegas.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  Was there a lot of prostitutes out there?

• 5:29Adam Friedland?

  Uh, yeah, I was hanging out with prostitutes pretty much like middle school, the ninth grade. No, it was pretty boring. Yeah.

• 5:35Speaker 01

  It was boring?

• 5:36Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it was cause like you had like the strip, but you can't really do anything until you're 18.

• 5:40Speaker 01

  Till 18, yeah.

• 5:41Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, and the first thing you could do is you could go to an all nude strip club.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Really?

• 5:44Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, and then the girls in my high school started.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  You had to be nude too?

• 5:47Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, all the guys were nude too. Tell me about what it was like at the Blue Devil Sports Med Store.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  What the freak?

• 5:55Speaker 01

  The Blue Devil Sports Med?

• 5:58Adam Friedland?

  Just tell me, please.

• 5:59Speaker 01

  I was a sports medicine for like a year, yeah.

• 6:02Adam Friedland?

  You were like a doctor for injuries and stuff?

• 6:04Speaker 01

  Um, like with the athletes.

• 6:06Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 6:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:07Adam Friedland?

  What did you do for them? You had to stretch them and stuff?

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Hmm, I just gave them water.

• 6:11Adam Friedland?

  Were you a cool kid? Did you have a lot of friends? Were you bad?

• 6:13Speaker 01

  I think so. I was cool.

• 6:15Adam Friedland?

  You were cool, but you were bad?

• 6:16Speaker 01

  Um, I was bad first and then I became good.

• 6:20Adam Friedland?

  Did you get in trouble? I saw a picture of you. You looked like you were emo. Where's this picture of you?

• 6:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was when I was in like seventh grade.

• 6:26Adam Friedland?

  What did you listen to? Like My Chemical Romance or something?

• 6:29Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 6:30Adam Friedland?

  Yeah?

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:31Adam Friedland?

  You were a scene?

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Just for like, just for like a few months. You know, we all went through that little phase.

• 6:35Adam Friedland?

  Did you say like, "I have to get out of this town. No one here understands me"?

• 6:40Speaker 01

  I don't think so. I don't remember.

• 6:41Adam Friedland?

  Did you say like the, like the clowns in my head are, you may laugh because I'm different. I'm laughing because you're all the same. Did you ever say that?

• 6:49Speaker 01

  No, I don't remember.

• 6:50Adam Friedland?

  Did you go to Hot Topic?

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:52Adam Friedland?

  Did you ever wear black lipstick?

• 6:54Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 6:55Adam Friedland?

  Yes, you did.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  No, I didn't.

• 6:56Adam Friedland?

  Yes, you did.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:57Adam Friedland?

  No, never mind.

• 7:00Adam Friedland?

  No, I guess it's a, no, it was really, I remember at that wedding, everyone was like really excited to see you.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  For real?

• 7:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 7:05Speaker 01

  That was exciting to see you too.

• 7:07Adam Friedland?

  No, you didn't know who I was. I was, I was trying to tell you I was an important person. What was the, what was the KFC like that was shaped like a chicken though, growing up in Marietta?

• 7:15Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:16Adam Friedland?

  Okay, that's all I got.

• 7:19Adam Friedland?

  And tell me about the go-kart restaurant where you can stay overnight.

• 7:22Speaker 01

  Go-kart restaurant?

• 7:23Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, there's a go-kart, okay, that's Justin, my researcher. Give it up for Justin, everyone.

• 7:31Adam Friedland?

  No, so...

• 7:32Speaker 01

  So what was it like growing up in Santa Monica?

• 7:34Adam Friedland?

  I was, well, I really grew up in Las Vegas.

• 7:36Speaker 01

  Las Vegas?

• 7:37Adam Friedland?

  It was pretty boring, yeah.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  It was boring?

• 7:38Adam Friedland?

  Can we go back and forth? I kinda like this.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  Okay, bet, yeah.

• 7:40Adam Friedland?

  Okay, you, you...

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Tell them how we met.

• 7:43Adam Friedland?

  At the wedding. I told you already. And then we took a picture.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  So we go way back. We go way back like four plus on a Cadillac.

• 7:48Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so what was it like growing...

• 7:50Speaker 01

  So we basically family.

• 7:52Adam Friedland?

  I would say family, yes. Yeah, yeah, I would say family.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 7:55Adam Friedland?

  How big is your family? You have one sibling?

• 7:57Speaker 01

  Um...

• 7:58Adam Friedland?

  Or how?

• 7:59Speaker 01

  I have a lot of family in Christ.

• 8:02Adam Friedland?

  In Christ?

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 8:05Adam Friedland?

  Jesus Christ, but that's one guy?

• 8:07Speaker 01

  No, no, like brothers and sisters in Christ.

• 8:09Adam Friedland?

  Oh, people that are Christian?

• 8:10Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 8:11Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if someone's an asshole, but they're Christian?

• 8:14Speaker 01

  God bless them.

• 8:14Adam Friedland?

  But they're still your family? I guess family members are assholes, right? There are a ton of family...

• 8:19Speaker 01

  Everyone gonna have disagreements.

• 8:21Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, that's what family's all about. You fight it out. And you say things you regret, but then later on it's fine.

• 8:25Speaker 01

  But you try not to say those things.

• 8:26Adam Friedland?

  You try not to say it. Yeah, yeah.

• 8:27Speaker 01

  That's why you need God to help us. So where does all your family live now?

• 8:30Adam Friedland?

  My dad lives in Vegas. Oh, you can keep going. My grandma's 95. She lives in Cape Town, South Africa.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  For real?

• 8:36Adam Friedland?

  I'm African American.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  For real?

• 8:38Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 8:39Speaker 01

  Let's go put it on her.

• 8:39Adam Friedland?

  We're the same. We're the same.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  Let's go put it on her.

• 8:42Adam Friedland?

  You've been to Africa too. You've been to Nigeria?

• 8:44Speaker 01

  And Tanzania.

• 8:45Adam Friedland?

  And Tanzania. Oh, you went on safari?

• 8:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I loved it there.

• 8:48Adam Friedland?

  How many animals, what animals did you see? You saw the big five?

• 8:51Speaker 01

  Um, the lion.

• 8:53Adam Friedland?

  The lion, the zebra.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  The giraffe.

• 8:56Adam Friedland?

  The giraffe, yeah.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  And the elephant.

• 8:57Adam Friedland?

  And the elephant. That's my favorite animal.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  Really?

• 9:00Adam Friedland?

  What's your favorite animal?

• 9:01Speaker 01

  It was cool to see the...

• 9:02Adam Friedland?

  It's the fastest interview ever. Keep going, faster.

• 9:04Speaker 01

  It was cool to see the giraffe.

• 9:06Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  But the lions are cool too, I guess.

• 9:08Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:09Adam Friedland?

  The lions just like, they're lazy and then they're ferocious.

• 9:11Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 9:12Adam Friedland?

  They're like Leo Messi.

• 9:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, Leo Messi.

• 9:14Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, like Leo Messi.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  Vamos Messi.

• 9:15Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, he just stands like this and then he's ferocious. Yeah, yeah, okay. Keep going, faster, faster, faster, faster, another one.

• 9:20Speaker 01

  But the lions are popular. Like people fly all around the world to see them.

• 9:23Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, I know. And the girls do all the work.

• 9:25Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 9:25Adam Friedland?

  That's why I like most of my lions.

• 9:27Speaker 01

  So you've been to South Africa?

• 9:28Adam Friedland?

  Yes, I have.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  Cape Town?

• 9:29Adam Friedland?

  Cape Town.

• 9:29Speaker 01

  And Johannesburg?

• 9:30Adam Friedland?

  Airport.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  Their port?

• 9:31Adam Friedland?

  Just airport.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 9:31Adam Friedland?

  It's a, it's a lovely country. It's got a lot of problems, but, but they, it has great people. Yeah.

• 9:37Speaker 01

  I bet. You see the tribe?

• 9:38Adam Friedland?

  It's been through a lot of, it's been through a lot of problems. They had a lot of really tough history. Yeah, they had apartheid.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  You see the, I don't know what that is.

• 9:44Adam Friedland?

  Do you know Nelson Mandela?

• 9:45Speaker 01

  I heard of him.

• 9:46Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, he was like, he was like this guy, so basically black people couldn't vote.

• 9:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:50Adam Friedland?

  And only white people could, and they ruled the country. And he was like a civil rights leader that they put in jail for decades. And then he became the president. And then, and then he like led the country after like the apartheid was that.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, what he had now.

• 10:04Adam Friedland?

  That one group was like...

• 10:05Speaker 01

  So he was like the president?

• 10:06Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, he died, and then he died. Yeah, yeah.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  When did he die?

• 10:09Adam Friedland?

  I think during Obama, he died, and then Obama went out there and he gave a speech. I don't remember. People were so excited because the American president was black or something.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Really? And now who's helping them out?

• 10:18Adam Friedland?

  Now they had, they had this guy, I think it's Cyril Ramaphosa now?

• 10:22Speaker 01

  Is he good?

• 10:23Adam Friedland?

  No, everyone gets caught for corruption. The last guy, Jacob Zuma...

• 10:26Speaker 01

  That's Africa though.

• 10:27Adam Friedland?

  Got caught funneling funds to buy like lions and stuff. And like, he had like a zoo in the backyard of the...

• 10:32Speaker 01

  He said he was like selling lions?

• 10:34Adam Friedland?

  No, no, he got caught like using the money from the government to like buy, buy animals.

• 10:39Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:40Adam Friedland?

  It's like always comical corruption. Yeah, the country has a ton of corruption.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, Africa in the total.

• 10:45Adam Friedland?

  Africa in general. Yeah, did you notice the corruption when you were in Africa?

• 10:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it's a very beautiful country.

• 10:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, the continent, yeah.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I meant.

• 10:53Adam Friedland?

  What was Nigeria like? Did you actually get lost in Nigeria?

• 10:55Speaker 01

  No, I don't, I don't...

• 10:56Adam Friedland?

  Can we do the interview slower? Cause I'm confused.

• 10:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:01Adam Friedland?

  I got a good idea, okay? I like to, I wanna play a song. I wrote you a song. Usually I write a song-

• 11:08Speaker 01

  I was trying to give you a high five. Don't leave me hanging.

• 11:11Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah, cuz you're a nerd, that's why I left you hanging. Okay.

• 11:16Adam Friedland?

  I wrote you a song and I wanna play it for you. I write a song for each guest using the internet. Oh, I found it.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  I love that, I love that. Can you perform it?

• 11:24Adam Friedland?

  Look at this.

• 11:26Speaker 01

  Can you perform this song for me?

• 11:28Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, Zach, can I have the guitar? Okay. We'll do the song, then we'll do the real interview, and then you can ask me all the questions you want.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 11:36Adam Friedland?

  And then we can go to Supreme or Palace and then-

• 11:39Speaker 04

  I was thinking, do you wanna read him your public life?

• 11:41Adam Friedland?

  We're gonna do-

• 11:42Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, I can.

• 11:43Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, we're gonna start, so this is the-

• 11:46Speaker 01

  We're going shopping.

• 11:47Adam Friedland?

  This is the real start of the interview. Actually, uh, uh, I forgot the tab, the chords, but I'll just play it, okay?

• 11:57Speaker 01

  Can I come to your wedding?

• 11:59Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, if you, if you're, yeah, yes, okay. Long ago, life was clean. Sex was bad, and I've seen- I was, it wasn't the right key.

• 12:12Speaker 01

  That's really good.

• 12:13Adam Friedland?

  Long, long ago, life was clean. Sex was bad, and I've seen, and the rich were so mean. Stately homes for the lowest. Croquet lawns, village screens. Victoria was my clue. Victoria. Victoria.

• 12:43Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:45Adam Friedland?

  Victoria.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Keep going.

• 12:47Adam Friedland?

  Victoria.

• 12:49Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:51Adam Friedland?

  Did you like that?

• 12:54Speaker 01

  I love that, I love that.

• 12:56Adam Friedland?

  Did you like it?

• 12:56Speaker 01

  I didn't know you was a musician.

• 12:58Adam Friedland?

  I love it, sometimes.

• 12:59Speaker 01

  That's what's up.

• 13:00Adam Friedland?

  You're a musician too, you're a rapper, no?

• 13:02Speaker 01

  You have a secret talent.

• 13:04Adam Friedland?

  No, really? You thought it was good?

• 13:06Speaker 01

  No, for real, it was really good.

• 13:07Adam Friedland?

  Did you like how I put your name in the song?

• 13:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love it.

• 13:10Adam Friedland?

  How do you, do you, uh, do you make art? Do you, how do you, you do poetry, right? From your Twitter. What gave you this idea of like, making your tweets into poems?

• 13:19Speaker 01

  Um, just being myself, doing my best. I just tweet what comes to my mind.

• 13:24Adam Friedland?

  And it's made you quite, like, you're quite well-known for it.

• 13:28Speaker 01

  Period.

• 13:28Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. Why do you think, what, why do you think people like them so much? They're funny, kinda, no?

• 13:33Speaker 01

  They're funny, they, I can recognize with it.

• 13:36Adam Friedland?

  Do you get that you're like, you're being funny? You're being funny.

• 13:39Speaker 01

  I think I'm being funny, but I also like saying stuff that people think, but they probably don't say.

• 13:44Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, you're kind of, yeah, you're an open book.

• 13:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:46Adam Friedland?

  I remember the moment where like, a lot of people knew who you were.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  When I was 17.

• 13:50Adam Friedland?

  When you were 17.

• 13:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:51Adam Friedland?

  Teenage, were you in school when that happened?

• 13:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I didn't, I stopped going my last year, I did it online.

• 13:57Adam Friedland?

  Do you think that like, did people at school say like, "Oh shit, you're viral on the internet"?

• 14:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, it was like, happened in the summer, and then I tried to go back on my senior year, and then it was just bad, and then I did it online. And then I moved in with the family.

• 14:11Adam Friedland?

  You moved, you were in Georgia and then you moved with a-

• 14:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, with the family.

• 14:14Adam Friedland?

  Your boyfriend's family, right?

• 14:16Speaker 01

  Um, we dated for like, a month.

• 14:18Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 14:19Speaker 01

  At the end, we were just best friends in the beginning, but, um, yeah, it was, um, I moved in with them, they made me famous.

• 14:26Adam Friedland?

  They, they like, like, uh, taught you how to do content?

• 14:30Speaker 01

  They were really good at marketing.

• 14:31Adam Friedland?

  So what was the first, I remember I saw your video where you were like, "I'm black", you had that one.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  I'm what?

• 14:36Adam Friedland?

  I'm black.

• 14:36Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 14:37Adam Friedland?

  I'm black.

• 14:37Speaker 01

  They told me I should say that.

• 14:39Adam Friedland?

  I think I just went, "Follow." I was like, "This girl's being crazy." Right? Was that, was that, like, what was your first moment where like, you, you like, had a banger?

• 14:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, probably that, I think it just went viral, the way I talk.

• 14:54Adam Friedland?

  I was so jealous of how brave you were being.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  For real?

• 14:57Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I mean, I wish I could, fuck, I'm it. No, I mean, I just like, there was a moment, I think, where that was at the tail end of like, that was, I think, a lot, like, when I was in high school, me and my friends would like, listen to rap and like, and like, uh, you know, just do cultural appropriation, and then it became called "Cultural Appropriation", instead of just being a Jewish kid that likes basketball and-

• 15:21Speaker 01

  Period.

• 15:22Adam Friedland?

  So kind of at the tail end of that period, I think, was that when your video came out, when people were like, "Oh, I fucking remember wiggers, that's so funny." Does that, can you say that word anymore? Is it back? That word?

• 15:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. In Florida, they call them crackers.

• 15:39Adam Friedland?

  Crackers?

• 15:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:40Adam Friedland?

  I think that-

• 15:40Speaker 01

  I think that, maybe I should say that word.

• 15:42Adam Friedland?

  You know, I don't know. It's so weird, people call it, say, "Cracker" is a slur, but if someone called me that, I'd be like, "Okay."

• 15:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:49Adam Friedland?

  It's like, doesn't it hurt my feelings?

• 15:51Speaker 01

  But, yeah.

• 15:51Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:52Speaker 01

  But, yeah.

• 15:53Adam Friedland?

  I think it was, that was, that was just this moment where I was like, "Damn, she's really letting it rip." And like, we've, we've all been told that we can't let it rip like that, so. You were like, uh, it was around, like, uh, it was you, and then Bad Baby, and then Lil Tay.

• 16:08Speaker 01

  Exactly, yeah.

• 16:09Adam Friedland?

  It was those three girls. Was that a, did you, you, were you friends with any of them? Or, you had a beef, right?

• 16:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:15Adam Friedland?

  With what's her name?

• 16:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:16Adam Friedland?

  Bad Baby, Catch Me Outside. It's so weird.

• 16:20Speaker 01

  But I, I think, I think I was just doing it to go more viral, but she thought it was serious.

• 16:24Adam Friedland?

  Oh, you were, uh, so you understood like, how to do like, engagement?

• 16:28Speaker 01

  They helped me, the family, yeah. But she was really mad.

• 16:31Adam Friedland?

  What's it called?

• 16:32Speaker 01

  And she actually fought me.

• 16:34Adam Friedland?

  So, what's it called when you like, do it? Did she fuck you up a little bit, Catch Me Outside?

• 16:38Speaker 01

  No, I messed her up.

• 16:39Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 16:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:40Adam Friedland?

  But she beat up Dr. Phil?

• 16:41Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 16:42Adam Friedland?

  He, she coshed him, she coshed him outside.

• 16:45Speaker 01

  But God bless her, though.

• 16:46Adam Friedland?

  It's so weird that you can get famous for one sentence.

• 16:48Speaker 01

  Right?

• 16:49Adam Friedland?

  Now she's a millionaire.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  Sometimes people confuse me with her.

• 16:52Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 16:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, well, cuz you're both like, the kind of analog.

• 16:57Speaker 01

  What's the analog?

• 16:58Adam Friedland?

  Like, you're both kind of like, the same.

• 17:00Speaker 01

  Are we?

• 17:01Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, because you're both still famous, and then the other one was the flexing girl. What's her name?

• 17:06Speaker 01

  Lil Tay.

• 17:06Adam Friedland?

  Lil Tay.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:08Adam Friedland?

  And then what happened? People said that she was dead or something recently, and that she wasn't dead?

• 17:11Speaker 01

  And then she came out with OnlyFans.

• 17:14Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 17:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:15Adam Friedland?

  Oh, so you guys are good at the internet?

• 17:17Speaker 01

  I guess.

• 17:18Adam Friedland?

  Right?

• 17:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 17:19Adam Friedland?

  That's a good-

• 17:20Speaker 01

  You too.

• 17:21Adam Friedland?

  No, I don't know how to do that, no, I just, I don't look at it.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Really?

• 17:25Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's stupid.

• 17:26Speaker 01

  I don't either.

• 17:27Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but it's your career now. It's weird, it's weird that it's our careers, right?

• 17:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 17:32Adam Friedland?

  I think the internet is like, lame.

• 17:34Speaker 01

  It is lame.

• 17:35Adam Friedland?

  Wait, so, so, just like, when did you know it was your career, though?

• 17:40Speaker 01

  Now.

• 17:41Adam Friedland?

  Now?

• 17:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:42Adam Friedland?

  Has it not felt like a career until recently?

• 17:44Speaker 01

  No, it's cool, it's my life.

• 17:46Adam Friedland?

  I mean, like, but you've got like, brand deals and stuff like that previously, right? And you've had managers and stuff like that.

• 17:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:52Adam Friedland?

  When did you like, say that, "I'm gonna be like, doing content, creation, or whatever it's called?"

• 17:58Speaker 01

  Just doing my best.

• 17:59Adam Friedland?

  When you were 17, I mean, like, was it then? Was it then?

• 18:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, probably then.

• 18:03Adam Friedland?

  It was probably then.

• 18:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:04Adam Friedland?

  And you were like, "I'm gonna make a career." Did people know that that was a career at the time?

• 18:08Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 18:10Adam Friedland?

  Who were like, the first, the Paul brothers, I guess, were doing it then.

• 18:13Speaker 01

  Who's that?

• 18:14Adam Friedland?

  Logan Paul and-

• 18:15Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, them, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 18:18Adam Friedland?

  Cuz they were from Vine, and it's crazy, now they're like, have 100 Ms. or something.

• 18:23Speaker 01

  Exactly, they up.

• 18:24Adam Friedland?

  How do you stay like, uh, relevant, or like, out in the public eye?

• 18:28Speaker 01

  Who, me or you?

• 18:29Adam Friedland?

  You, like, yeah. How do you do it from, from the one video when you're 17 to now? So that's nine years.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  I don't know, I'm just doing my best. I just do it.

• 18:38Adam Friedland?

  You just do it?

• 18:39Speaker 01

  You either got it or you don't.

• 18:40Adam Friedland?

  What do you do? Just explain it to me. What, I'm not cool enough to know?

• 18:43Speaker 01

  No, I just do my best.

• 18:44Adam Friedland?

  You just are, just, you just were doing anything? No, you're getting like, you're a brand ambassador, right?

• 18:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:51Adam Friedland?

  When did that start?

• 18:56Speaker 01

  A while ago.

• 18:58Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 18:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:01Adam Friedland?

  You think I'm being like, uh, like, dangerous?

• 19:03Speaker 01

  No, it's cool, it's cool.

• 19:04Adam Friedland?

  No, I'm just interested in this crap.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  I, I like asking questions, I don't like being asked.

• 19:08Adam Friedland?

  Oh, you don't like the attention being, are you? Okay, I get that, I get that too. We're kind of similar people, honestly.

• 19:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 19:15Adam Friedland?

  I like asking people questions. Wait, just explain it to me, though, cuz I think it's impressive, and I think you're smart.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  Okay, thank you, you too.

• 19:20Speaker 04

  Vicky, why don't you explain-

• 19:22Adam Friedland?

  Just explain it.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  -how you made a poem at Starbucks and then read it to him?

• 19:24Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 19:25Speaker 04

  I pulled up the African one.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Is that cool with you?

• 19:27Adam Friedland?

  No, I just wanted to know, like, I, I wanted, well, yeah, we'll do that, but I, I want, now, I'm, I'm, I'm-

• 19:32Speaker 01

  What do you wanna know?

• 19:33Adam Friedland?

  I feel like I'm a nerd, and you're like, you're a popular kid, and I'm not cool enough to know, you're, how, cuz I'm a nerd.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Okay, I think like-

• 19:39Adam Friedland?

  And I sit at the nerd table, and you say that we smell, and I'm like, "I'm actually popular, too", and you're like, "No one likes you, you can't be popular."

• 19:47Speaker 04

  Vicky, what has your online career been like? Over the past few years?

• 19:51Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, is it, it's interesting to me.

• 19:52Speaker 04

  What has it been like, just posting?

• 19:55Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 19:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, what has, what has that been like for you?

• 19:57Adam Friedland?

  Do you, like, yeah?

• 19:58Speaker 01

  When we go downstairs, you'll see.

• 20:01Adam Friedland?

  No, but it's the interview.

• 20:02Speaker 01

  Okay, what do you wanna know?

• 20:04Adam Friedland?

  But it's just interesting to me, cuz it's like, there's so many people that, that are like, were relevant, and then are, go away, right? Like, how did you do it?

• 20:11Speaker 01

  What's my process?

• 20:12Speaker 04

  When you're, when you're posting a post on Instagram, TikTok, what's your process?

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just like, you got it or you don't. Really?

• 20:21Adam Friedland?

  Are you in court right now? This is something that's a job now, in society, and you kind of caught it when people didn't realize it was a job. Right?

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Thanks, God.

• 20:30Adam Friedland?

  Right, wait, no, but you had the vision, right? Which is like, intelligent, like, you saw like, ahead, and a lot of people were like, "That's not a job", right?

• 20:38Speaker 01

  Well-

• 20:39Adam Friedland?

  Right? So I just, that's what I'm kind of interested in.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  Like I said, the family, they met me.

• 20:44Adam Friedland?

  Oh, so they taught you?

• 20:45Speaker 01

  So it was the same time, I'm on Catch Me Outside, girl went viral. So they was very smart in marketing.

• 20:50Adam Friedland?

  Are you friends with them still?

• 20:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:51Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 20:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:52Adam Friedland?

  I mean, that is really smart, cuz it pisses off a lot of people.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  Does that make sense?

• 20:56Adam Friedland?

  It pisses off white people, honestly. Do you know like, who the number one biggest fan is? Do you like them? Or are they annoying to you?

• 21:03Speaker 01

  No, it's cool, as long as they're not weirdos.

• 21:05Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, have people, people have to, you're a woman online, people have had to be fucking freaky. Wait, wait, can we, can we read the, can we shame DMers?

• 21:15Speaker 01

  Oh, you want to?

• 21:16Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, like, can we read the fucking, the-

• 21:19Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 21:19Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but not really nasty, something that we can make fun of.

• 21:22Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 21:22Adam Friedland?

  Not like, disgusting.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  Okay, let me see.

• 21:26Adam Friedland?

  Champagne Poppy. Hey, Vicky.

• 21:30Adam Friedland?

  Do you know Drake?

• 21:31Speaker 01

  No, I don't know him yet.

• 21:34Adam Friedland?

  Wait, does he follow you?

• 21:36Speaker 01

  No.

• 21:36Adam Friedland?

  Oh, shit, okay.

• 21:37Speaker 01

  But I know people that know him.

• 21:39Adam Friedland?

  Who do you know that knows him? I just really want him to do this.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  I live in Miami.

• 21:43Adam Friedland?

  I love Miami, yeah. I guess it's just like, like, yeah, like, what, like, how, what, can you just explain to me what you do? I'm really frustrated.

• 21:54Speaker 01

  My best.

• 21:55Adam Friedland?

  Like, how does one, how does one, like, how to make it a career? Like, what?

• 22:00Speaker 01

  When are we gonna go get the tims?

• 22:01Adam Friedland?

  What brands do you work with? I'll buy you tims in a fitting, I told you. I'll buy you tims in a fitting, just stop it, I'm not, you're acting like I'm one of, some Yakuian devil, and you're acting like I'm some honky ass, crack ass. No. Vicky, just, Victoria, I wrote you a love song.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  I love this song.

• 22:19Adam Friedland?

  Just say it, like, how does, like?

• 22:21Speaker 01

  Sing it again.

• 22:22Adam Friedland?

  How do you, like, you, you do, like, what, Fashion Nova or something?

• 22:27Speaker 01

  I just do my best.

• 22:28Adam Friedland?

  Oh, my god.

• 22:29Speaker 01

  Maybe you can show me how to...

• 22:31Adam Friedland?

  What company, what companies have you, like, brands have you worked with or something? Like, how, I don't know how to do that kind of stuff.

• 22:37Speaker 01

  Oh, I know which one.

• 22:38Adam Friedland?

  Which ones?

• 22:38Speaker 01

  The Adam Friedland Show.

• 22:40Adam Friedland?

  I'm not sponsoring your ass.

• 22:43Adam Friedland?

  I'm not sponsoring shit. I'm not sponsoring shit. I'm getting you those tims because of, because I love you, okay?

• 22:48Speaker 01

  Okay, that's love.

• 22:49Adam Friedland?

  That's not the show, that's not coming out of the show. I'm not funneling money for my show, I'm getting you...

• 22:53Speaker 01

  No, I'm just saying, we're working right now.

• 22:54Adam Friedland?

  I'm taking you to Louis and I'm, and we're going wild.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  Period.

• 22:58Adam Friedland?

  So if you're sitting next to someone on a plane, I'm trying one more time.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  A plane?

• 23:02Adam Friedland?

  Let's say you're on a plane, first class, right?

• 23:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:04Adam Friedland?

  You're sitting next to a real, like, a real cute guy.

• 23:07Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 23:08Adam Friedland?

  Right? But he, and he's like, I've given, he's like, I'm not, I'm a Christian, I'm not, nothing before marriage, and he's a hunk too, and he's like, I'm also a billionaire, and I'm also single, and I'm also gonna take you on a date after this flight.

• 23:21Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 23:22Adam Friedland?

  And he says, so, so, Vicky, what do you, how do you do online content creation as a career? And remain relevant? What would you say? And he's so hot.

• 23:36Speaker 01

  I'll probably just say...

• 23:37Adam Friedland?

  And you can see from the front of his pants, it's big, but not till after marriage.

• 23:41Speaker 01

  I'll probably just say, like, I'm just doing my best.

• 23:47Adam Friedland?

  Okay, has, have you inspired anyone to be Christian?

• 23:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:51Adam Friedland?

  How many people do you think have, have you, like, inspired to get saved by the Lord?

• 23:54Speaker 01

  I don't know, I don't count.

• 23:56Adam Friedland?

  Do you ever, like, what do you want to, like, do? Like, like, do you want to get married later on in life?

• 24:00Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 24:01Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Do you want, like, how many kids do you want?

• 24:03Speaker 01

  I used to want four, but now I think three.

• 24:06Adam Friedland?

  What kind of house do you want?

• 24:07Speaker 01

  A big one.

• 24:07Adam Friedland?

  Big ass house?

• 24:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:09Adam Friedland?

  What style, what's your, like, architecture style? Modern?

• 24:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:11Adam Friedland?

  Miami style? Kind of clean, modern?

• 24:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:14Adam Friedland?

  Art deco a little bit?

• 24:16Speaker 01

  What does that mean?

• 24:16Adam Friedland?

  It's like a Miami, like the Miami, South Beach style.

• 24:19Speaker 01

  You think so?

• 24:19Adam Friedland?

  But that's art deco, that's like a kind of 1920s.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  No, I like modern.

• 24:23Adam Friedland?

  You like modern.

• 24:24Speaker 01

  And I like a big backyard.

• 24:26Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 24:27Speaker 01

  So I can have a baby pig.

• 24:29Adam Friedland?

  I, that'd be really cute.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:30Adam Friedland?

  Would you let the pig inside?

• 24:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:32Adam Friedland?

  What happens when the pig stops being a baby, though?

• 24:35Speaker 01

  I give it to a farm.

• 24:36Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 24:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:37Adam Friedland?

  You just keep the babies?

• 24:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:39Adam Friedland?

  But that's when they're, like, you know, crying, they want to sleep all night?

• 24:42Speaker 01

  But they're cute.

• 24:43Adam Friedland?

  I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read my favorite tweets of yours, and then I want you to do some of your poetry.

• 24:47Speaker 01

  Okay, thank you.

• 24:48Adam Friedland?

  Uh, "Why do they eat bats in China?" That was right, that was right around the tail end of the COVID year.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  Really?

• 24:55Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 24:57Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  That was a long time ago.

• 24:58Adam Friedland?

  Because I think that's how we all got, yeah, it's a good question.

• 25:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:00Adam Friedland?

  "Dudes from Chicago, smiley, hard eyes, hard eyes, hard eyes."

• 25:04Speaker 01

  That's old.

• 25:06Adam Friedland?

  You're old.

• 25:06Speaker 01

  Why are you reading them so old?

• 25:08Adam Friedland?

  Because these are my favorite ones. "Dudes from Baton Rouge, hard eyes, hard eyes."

• 25:11Speaker 01

  Okay, more?

• 25:12Adam Friedland?

  "Dudes from Broward, hard eyes." Just one hard eyes.

• 25:14Speaker 01

  Different?

• 25:15Adam Friedland?

  "Dudes from Florida, hard eyes, hard eyes." "Haitian dudes, hard eyes, hard eyes." "Trump should help Nigeria." You responded to Disney Plus, you said, "Love." And then you responded to Disney Plus and said, "I love Disney." Then you said, "I love Mountain Dew, I love Skittles." This is smart.

• 25:30Speaker 01

  This is really old.

• 25:30Adam Friedland?

  No, no, this is smart, no, no, you know what you're doing here.

• 25:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:33Adam Friedland?

  This is good internet.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  Really?

• 25:35Adam Friedland?

  Right, you're responding to brands, right?

• 25:36Speaker 01

  I probably got, yeah.

• 25:37Adam Friedland?

  And then you're getting big engagement, because you know that's funny.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 25:40Adam Friedland?

  You know that's funny, because Mickey Mouse isn't gonna see the response, right?

• 25:44Speaker 01

  Really, yeah.

• 25:44Adam Friedland?

  You know you're being funny, no? Just admit that's hilarious.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 25:48Adam Friedland?

  If I respond to...

• 25:51Adam Friedland?

  Fine.

• 25:53Speaker 01

  I wanna see some that are interesting.

• 25:57Adam Friedland?

  See some that are interesting?

• 25:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:02Adam Friedland?

  "Did you know when a guy has sex with a girl that his DNA goes into her bones?"

• 26:06Speaker 01

  I heard about that, yeah.

• 26:07Adam Friedland?

  That's not true. How does it get into her bones?

• 26:10Speaker 01

  I rebuke.

• 26:11Adam Friedland?

  You don't rebuke?

• 26:12Speaker 01

  I rebuke.

• 26:13Adam Friedland?

  You rebuke?

• 26:13Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 26:14Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. What's a, what's a, what's something that you, like, have, like, changed your mind on, like, like that? Because I feel like it's, people can just say anything.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, I don't eat Skittles or nothing like that. Only eat stuff that's really good on the Youka app.

• 26:31Adam Friedland?

  Youka app? What is that?

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Um, it's an app, and it shows you what's good for you and what's bad for you, and why.

• 26:38Adam Friedland?

  Who's your best friend?

• 26:39Speaker 01

  You.

• 26:40Adam Friedland?

  Me?

• 26:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:41Adam Friedland?

  For real?

• 26:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:42Adam Friedland?

  It's kind of quick.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  Period.

• 26:44Adam Friedland?

  Oh.

• 26:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:46Adam Friedland?

  Do you, have you had someone that's like, like, you've had to, like, cut out of your life? While you've been, like, making content online?

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Probably.

• 26:54Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:56Adam Friedland?

  Do people, like, try to, like, use you to get more popular? I feel like that, that's probably true.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:00Adam Friedland?

  And then you have to kick them to the curb?

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just don't like weirdos.

• 27:05Adam Friedland?

  Like, in what way weirdos?

• 27:07Speaker 01

  I don't, you just know.

• 27:09Adam Friedland?

  You feel like someone's a creep?

• 27:10Speaker 01

  You have discernment, yeah.

• 27:11Adam Friedland?

  Who's the smartest person you've met?

• 27:14Speaker 01

  Um, you.

• 27:15Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, probably.

• 27:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:17Adam Friedland?

  Who's the most handsome person?

• 27:21Speaker 01

  Everyone's beautiful in their own way.

• 27:27Adam Friedland?

  Who's the hottest guy in the world? I'll tell you the hottest girl.

• 27:31Speaker 01

  No, I don't, I don't know.

• 27:32Adam Friedland?

  Come on, just think, like, who's the number one?

• 27:34Speaker 01

  There's a very, a lot of attractive men.

• 27:36Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but there's a number one, probably.

• 27:38Speaker 01

  Oh, my gosh, I know who.

• 27:39Adam Friedland?

  Who?

• 27:40Speaker 01

  It's the saga player.

• 27:42Adam Friedland?

  Who?

• 27:42Speaker 01

  He's half Nigerian, half German.

• 27:44Adam Friedland?

  Uh, Leroy Sane, he looks so good. Yes, he is. Or Leroy Sane, he's a very good-looking guy.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  I don't know who that is.

• 27:50Adam Friedland?

  I was talking about that with my girlfriend's brother.

• 27:52Speaker 01

  Really?

• 27:53Adam Friedland?

  He's a really good-looking guy. Or Serge Nappery.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  I don't know. But I'll look these people up.

• 27:58Adam Friedland?

  All right, look them up. What do you see yourself at 60 doing?

• 28:03Speaker 01

  My best.

• 28:04Adam Friedland?

  Your best?

• 28:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:05Adam Friedland?

  Are you gonna go to the gym every morning?

• 28:06Speaker 01

  I go to the gym every day, yeah.

• 28:07Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, but at 60, you're still gonna go?

• 28:09Speaker 01

  I think so, yeah.

• 28:10Adam Friedland?

  Are you, are you gonna play pickleball?

• 28:12Speaker 01

  Hmm, I don't like that right now.

• 28:14Adam Friedland?

  Yes, I've never done it.

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Maybe, everyone in Miami plays it.

• 28:18Adam Friedland?

  Does it suck to be famous, or is it fine?

• 28:20Speaker 01

  Sometimes, but then, but then it's like, it's nothing I can't really do about it, so I just use it to my advantage.

• 28:26Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 28:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Like, today I got, like, a free train ride.

• 28:30Adam Friedland?

  On the subway?

• 28:31Speaker 01

  Because they knew who I was, yeah.

• 28:34Adam Friedland?

  That's pretty good. Actually, actually, that's, that's not bad. But they opened the door, they told you just that you could jump over.

• 28:39Speaker 01

  They opened it for me.

• 28:40Adam Friedland?

  Oh, that's, that's sick, okay. You saved, like, three bucks there.

• 28:43Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 28:45Adam Friedland?

  You run this out, dude.

• 28:48Adam Friedland?

  You got the key to the city.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 28:51Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I guess, like, what's, what are, like, the moments that, what are the worst moments of, of, like, people knowing who you are?

• 28:57Speaker 01

  Um, I just don't know when people act weird and loud and ignorant.

• 29:00Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 29:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:02Adam Friedland?

  Do you, how do you, like, do you have to go around with security in Miami?

• 29:05Speaker 01

  I don't like when people touch me.

• 29:07Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  Like, they come up to me and they're like, oh, my gosh. Like, don't touch me.

• 29:10Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Do you give people pictures when they want?

• 29:12Speaker 01

  I don't mind, sometimes, yeah.

• 29:14Adam Friedland?

  Sometimes?

• 29:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, when I feel like it.

• 29:15Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, when you feel like it.

• 29:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:17Adam Friedland?

  How do you deal with someone coming up?

• 29:18Speaker 01

  Because I'm not a statue.

• 29:19Adam Friedland?

  What do people say when they come up to you usually?

• 29:21Speaker 01

  "Oh, my gosh, can I have a picture?"

• 29:23Adam Friedland?

  That's it?

• 29:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:24Adam Friedland?

  And then what do you say?

• 29:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:30Adam Friedland?

  Describe your perfect day.

• 29:32Speaker 01

  Um, wake up, read the Bible, pray.

• 29:36Adam Friedland?

  The whole thing?

• 29:37Speaker 01

  Listen to worship music, not the whole thing.

• 29:38Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  Go work out, I use ClassPass.

• 29:42Adam Friedland?

  Oh, so you do, like, Pilates and then you boot camp, you could do anyone?

• 29:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly, you know, how do you know, your girlfriend know that?

• 29:47Adam Friedland?

  Because I, yeah, because they, they, they keep yapping about it, I sometimes, occasionally...

• 29:52Speaker 01

  Oh, matcha before I work out.

• 29:53Adam Friedland?

  Oh, you gotta get the matcha.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:55Adam Friedland?

  What's your favorite matcha spot in Miami?

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Um, they have a few, but this one out here, I like Cha Cha Matcha.

• 30:00Adam Friedland?

  Oh, okay, Cha, actually, can you beep that out, because they're not giving us any more?

• 30:04Speaker 01

  Oh, then they give me some money, yeah.

• 30:06Adam Friedland?

  Are you sponsored by Cha Cha Matcha?

• 30:07Speaker 01

  They need to.

• 30:08Adam Friedland?

  Okay.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:09Adam Friedland?

  So that's the kind of thing you do? You go on a Jewish guy's YouTube show, you say the name of a brand, and then they DM you?

• 30:15Speaker 01

  You didn't ask me what's my favorite.

• 30:17Adam Friedland?

  I just want to know how I can be fucking a multimillionaire like you.

• 30:21Speaker 01

  Oh, period.

• 30:21Adam Friedland?

  I want to know how I can have $100 million like you.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:25Adam Friedland?

  By having, I don't know, do that Fashion Nova for guys?

• 30:29Speaker 01

  Yeah. Can you do freestyle? Off, off the top of your head?

• 30:34Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 30:34Speaker 01

  Off the dome?

• 30:35Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 30:37Speaker 01

  Let's do it.

• 30:38Adam Friedland?

  Okay.

• 30:39Speaker 01

  With the guitar?

• 30:40Adam Friedland?

  Can you freestyle?

• 30:41Speaker 01

  Um, I'm not, I'm not talented in that area.

• 30:44Adam Friedland?

  Oh, I'm not talented either, I was just like...

• 30:49Adam Friedland?

  Do you think you could be president one day?

• 30:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:52Adam Friedland?

  Would you ever be an actress?

• 30:55Speaker 01

  Um, if they don't make me do weird stuff to do it.

• 30:58Adam Friedland?

  Oh, no, I wasn't talking about that.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  No.

• 31:00Adam Friedland?

  Oh, you're making me feel like I'm, no, I didn't mean it like that.

• 31:03Speaker 01

  No, that's not what I'm making it...

• 31:05Adam Friedland?

  This isn't LA, okay? This is New York.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  No, sometimes actresses and actors, they have to do certain stuff to get to that level.

• 31:12Adam Friedland?

  I know, I know, but I'm not asking you that.

• 31:15Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 31:16Adam Friedland?

  Why would I ask you that?

• 31:17Speaker 01

  Can I see the guitar?

• 31:18Adam Friedland?

  Would you audition and get a role in a professional capacity?

• 31:22Speaker 01

  If, if they don't make me sell myself for it.

• 31:26Adam Friedland?

  You're holding it upside down. Okay, you're holding it right way.

• 31:35Adam Friedland?

  Do you feel like, um...

• 31:38Adam Friedland?

  Do you, uh...

• 31:43Speaker 01

  I'm not good at the guitar.

• 31:45Speaker 05

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• 32:34Speaker 06

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• 32:45Adam Friedland?

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• 33:03Adam Friedland?

  What's your perfect birthday?

• 33:08Speaker 01

  What's my perfect birthday?

• 33:09Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, and then what's your perfect birthday month, maybe, and then birthday year? So, all three, if you want to answer. What's your perfect birthday year?

• 33:21Speaker 01

  We can praise God every day.

• 33:22Adam Friedland?

  You don't do that for your birthday?

• 33:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do.

• 33:24Adam Friedland?

  You get cake and stuff.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  I went to church for my birthday.

• 33:26Adam Friedland?

  You went to church for your birthday?

• 33:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:28Adam Friedland?

  You're lying.

• 33:28Speaker 01

  No cap.

• 33:29Adam Friedland?

  You didn't do anything, you didn't blow out a cake?

• 33:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, I did. Yeah, at a restaurant.

• 33:37Adam Friedland?

  At a restaurant?

• 33:37Speaker 01

  Well, I like to travel.

• 33:39Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:40Adam Friedland?

  What's your favorite place to visit?

• 33:41Speaker 01

  South Africa.

• 33:43Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 33:44Speaker 01

  That's where I want to go.

• 33:45Adam Friedland?

  We could go together.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  That's on my bucket list.

• 33:48Adam Friedland?

  After we hit Soho and I get you all the stuff, we're gonna go see my grandmother.

• 33:54Speaker 01

  Let's go pull up on your grandma.

• 33:56Adam Friedland?

  No, you don't want no part of that.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  Why?

• 33:59Adam Friedland?

  She's too tough.

• 34:00Speaker 01

  That's okay.

• 34:01Adam Friedland?

  She's gonna tear you down.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  I like, I want to know.

• 34:04Adam Friedland?

  She's gonna be like, "Why are you talking like Zone 6 right now, Victoria?"

• 34:06Speaker 01

  That's okay.

• 34:07Adam Friedland?

  No, I'm just kidding.

• 34:08Speaker 01

  It's all love.

• 34:09Adam Friedland?

  What is like the craziest, like, when you first got famous at 17, right? And you're in school, like, you're going back to high school, right?

• 34:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:16Adam Friedland?

  Like, what's the craziest reaction you got from people?

• 34:19Speaker 01

  Oh, they're just like, talking about my videos, and I'm like, "Yeah, I can do this, gotta be homeschooled."

• 34:26Adam Friedland?

  Like, what, like, were people, like, how, what's the most that someone popped off at you? Or like, because people I remember are pissed off, especially white people.

• 34:33Speaker 01

  Really?

• 34:34Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, because they were jealous they couldn't be doing that.

• 34:35Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 34:37Adam Friedland?

  I'm just a joke.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  It's just a joke.

• 34:40Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but like, did people like actually go crazy at you, like, in real life? Or like, send you threatening messages or anything like that?

• 34:47Speaker 01

  I don't remember, but God protects me.

• 34:51Adam Friedland?

  All right, okay. Am I the most boring guy in the world?

• 34:54Speaker 01

  No, you're cool.

• 34:55Adam Friedland?

  I feel like I'm the most boring guy in the world.

• 34:57Speaker 01

  I'm having fun.

• 34:59Adam Friedland?

  Who's the craziest celebrity that's ever slid into a DM?

• 35:02Speaker 01

  Oh, Shaq.

• 35:04Adam Friedland?

  Shaq! Wow, was that before you were a Christian?

• 35:08Speaker 01

  No, that was maybe like two years ago.

• 35:11Adam Friedland?

  Oh, and you were a Christian at the time?

• 35:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:13Adam Friedland?

  Bummer.

• 35:13Speaker 01

  I told him God bless you.

• 35:14Adam Friedland?

  Because I would have asked you what that was like.

• 35:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:16Adam Friedland?

  He's so big.

• 35:17Speaker 01

  So, yeah.

• 35:19Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. Shaq, what did he say? Can you read it?

• 35:22Speaker 01

  I don't know, he said like, "What's up?"

• 35:24Adam Friedland?

  And then what'd you say? How's the weather up there?

• 35:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:28Adam Friedland?

  Can you DM him that right now? Please.

• 35:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:30Adam Friedland?

  Please, please just DM him right now.

• 35:32Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 35:34Adam Friedland?

  Say, "Hey, how's the weather up there?"

• 35:37Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 35:40Speaker 01

  Hold on.

• 35:41Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 35:43Speaker 01

  You think I should say that, or should I just say, "Hey, what you doing?"

• 35:45Adam Friedland?

  Wait, can I see what he said to you?

• 35:47Speaker 01

  Wait, what's his Instagram?

• 35:49Adam Friedland?

  The Real Shaq, I think, or?

• 35:52Speaker 01

  The Real, he DM'd me on vanish mode.

• 35:55Adam Friedland?

  On vanish mode? Oh, he was trying to F. Yeah, he was trying to smash.

• 36:00Speaker 01

  I don't know his Instagram. Maybe he blocked me or I blocked him.

• 36:03Adam Friedland?

  Why would you block Shaq? He was the most dominant center we've ever seen.

• 36:08Speaker 01

  I see him everywhere, on the commercials.

• 36:11Adam Friedland?

  Shaq, Shaquille, wait, you blocked Shaq?

• 36:15Speaker 01

  Or he blocked me.

• 36:17Adam Friedland?

  What, he blocked you because you didn't, because you, wait, were you mean to him?

• 36:21Speaker 01

  No, I just told him God bless you.

• 36:23Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah, that's boring. It's cool being on our phones together.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  Wow, he did block me.

• 36:28Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, he blocked you, yeah, S-H-A-Q. Can you unblock Shaq and say, "How's the weather up there?"

• 36:33Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  No, it doesn't, because it come up on yours?

• 36:37Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it comes up on what?

• 36:38Speaker 01

  Let me see.

• 36:39Adam Friedland?

  Shaquille, he's at Shaq.

• 36:42Speaker 01

  Let me see. Dang, look, when I click on it, it says, "No profile not found."

• 36:47Adam Friedland?

  So, see if you blocked him and then unblock him and then tell him, ask him how the weather is up there.

• 36:50Speaker 01

  Okay, I think he blocked me.

• 36:52Adam Friedland?

  Okay.

• 36:53Speaker 01

  Dang.

• 36:54Adam Friedland?

  Who else is sending you messages?

• 36:56Speaker 01

  Can you tell him to unblock me?

• 36:58Adam Friedland?

  He's not gonna respond to me.

• 36:59Speaker 01

  You don't know that.

• 37:01Adam Friedland?

  I don't think he'll respond to me.

• 37:02Speaker 01

  Say, "Unblock @WoVicky."

• 37:03Adam Friedland?

  Who else is, wait, can I respond to one of the freaks that sends you a message in a funny way?

• 37:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, you don't want to DM him and say that?

• 37:10Adam Friedland?

  Shaq's not gonna see it.

• 37:11Speaker 01

  You don't know that.

• 37:13Adam Friedland?

  All right, I'll message him right now. Can you unblock WoVicky?

• 37:16Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 37:16Adam Friedland?

  Okay.

• 37:17Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 37:19Adam Friedland?

  Who else has tried to be your boyfriend?

• 37:22Speaker 01

  A lot.

• 37:24Adam Friedland?

  Like who?

• 37:26Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 37:28Adam Friedland?

  Like, anyone, like?

• 37:30Speaker 01

  I don't like to name drop.

• 37:31Adam Friedland?

  Okay.

• 37:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:33Adam Friedland?

  All right, but you just said Shaq.

• 37:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:37Adam Friedland?

  At, what are you, Wo, Wo?

• 37:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, Vicky, W-O-A-H-V-I-C-K-Y.

• 37:41Adam Friedland?

  V-I-C-K-Y?

• 37:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:43Adam Friedland?

  Also, "How's the weather up there?"

• 37:46Speaker 01

  Let me see.

• 37:49Speaker 01

  Is this live?

• 37:51Adam Friedland?

  No, thank God.

• 37:56Adam Friedland?

  What do you even do at the God place? You, how, what do you do at your place?

• 38:00Speaker 01

  Worship.

• 38:01Adam Friedland?

  What's your favorite song?

• 38:03Speaker 01

  I'll show you. It's Afro gospel music.

• 38:06Adam Friedland?

  Like Amazing Grace?

• 38:08Speaker 01

  No.

• 38:27Adam Friedland?

  Very good.

• 38:28Speaker 01

  It's good, right? It's Nigerian.

• 38:31Adam Friedland?

  It's beautiful.

• 38:32Speaker 01

  So beautiful.

• 38:35Adam Friedland?

  It's amazing.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  Look how long this song is.

• 38:39Adam Friedland?

  How long is it? 34 minutes?

• 38:53Adam Friedland?

  So, what's it like going on a date with a clavicular?

• 38:56Speaker 01

  Want me to turn it off?

• 38:57Adam Friedland?

  No.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 39:05Adam Friedland?

  This is gorgeous.

• 39:06Speaker 01

  Isn't it?

• 39:08Adam Friedland?

  I love. It makes me want to be Jesus.

• 39:12Speaker 01

  Period.

• 39:13Adam Friedland?

  You know what, but here's the one part that is hard for me. Okay, so it's like, it's so nice that God loves you, right? He's God of love, and He loves you so much, He made His son die. He made His sons, He let His son die, that's how much He loves you.

• 39:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:27Adam Friedland?

  But then why is He, but hell is so mean.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, but...

• 39:30Adam Friedland?

  That's the meanest thing. It's so mean, it's forever.

• 39:34Speaker 01

  He didn't make that for two minutes, but we decided...

• 39:37Adam Friedland?

  For animals, go to hell?

• 39:39Speaker 01

  We, He made it for devil, the devil and his people.

• 39:42Adam Friedland?

  I get that, but like, if people go there, it's so mean to go forever to hell.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  God doesn't send people to hell, people make the decision to go.

• 39:49Adam Friedland?

  What if you've never even heard of Jesus?

• 39:51Speaker 01

  Jesus won't come back until everyone has heard about Him.

• 39:55Adam Friedland?

  But it's not your fault.

• 39:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, it is, it says it won't come back until everyone has heard.

• 39:59Adam Friedland?

  So, if you're some schmuck in Indo, you know, someplace...

• 40:03Speaker 01

  It won't come back until everyone has heard about Him.

• 40:04Adam Friedland?

  If you're some guy in the jungle, you've never, you haven't even seen anyone, you're in like a tribe that's never just seen anyone outside of that.

• 40:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, but He won't come...

• 40:13Adam Friedland?

  But you've never even heard of it, you're not making a choice. And then God's being mean to him and sending him to timeout forever?

• 40:19Speaker 01

  God wouldn't do that.

• 40:22Adam Friedland?

  Well, that's what they say it is.

• 40:23Speaker 01

  But He says it won't come back until all four corners of the earth have heard of Me.

• 40:27Adam Friedland?

  Well, what's He gonna do when He comes back? Is He gonna be nice?

• 40:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:32Adam Friedland?

  What is He gonna do?

• 40:34Speaker 01

  Judge the world?

• 40:36Adam Friedland?

  That's not nice to be judging.

• 40:40Adam Friedland?

  I just don't think it's like, it's not nice because you're just born out of place, right?

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Born out of place.

• 40:44Adam Friedland?

  I feel bad for people that are born out of a different place, because everyone...

• 40:46Speaker 01

  We're all created in God's image.

• 40:48Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but everyone thinks they're right, like, everyone, right, so everyone thinks that like, if I'm American, because I'm just lucky that I got born here.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:56Adam Friedland?

  Right?

• 40:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:57Adam Friedland?

  Or I'm Jewish, because that's how, what I was born into.

• 41:00Speaker 01

  Right.

• 41:01Adam Friedland?

  But it's like, if my parents were different, I'd be the other thing.

• 41:03Speaker 01

  True.

• 41:04Adam Friedland?

  So, it's like, why is that the good one? Why do I have the good one? That's what I always thought.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, none of us are good.

• 41:11Adam Friedland?

  It's kind of rude to everyone else to be like, "I have the best one and I'm right."

• 41:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, the Bible teaches that none of us are good, and that's why we need God to be good. God makes us good.

• 41:22Adam Friedland?

  I think you're good.

• 41:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:24Adam Friedland?

  You're good.

• 41:24Speaker 01

  We're good if we have God, when we have God.

• 41:27Adam Friedland?

  No, also, if you're like, good friend, you're nice to your parents, you're nice to your, you're like, you know, you take care, you're like, nice, you're good, I don't know.

• 41:39Speaker 01

  But we need God to be good, because human nature is not good. Like, if you give a baby...

• 41:44Adam Friedland?

  You tweet a lot about the flesh.

• 41:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:47Adam Friedland?

  What is that all about?

• 41:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:50Adam Friedland?

  You have to resist being horny?

• 41:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 41:56Speaker 01

  Because like, what's the one that's like, "The flesh wages against the spirit, the spirit against the flesh"? You know that one, right?

• 42:03Adam Friedland?

  What is that one about, Paul?

• 42:04Speaker 01

  It's like, I do what I don't want to do, but...

• 42:07Adam Friedland?

  From Liverpool. Just funny, I was like, Paul McCartney.

• 42:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know what that is.

• 42:14Adam Friedland?

  Okay, wait, so it's...

• 42:14Speaker 01

  I like the cowboy boots.

• 42:16Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, wait, keep telling me about the flesh thing.

• 42:18Speaker 01

  The flesh is weak, but the spirit is willing.

• 42:22Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 42:22Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 42:23Adam Friedland?

  So, God is like Cockburn.

• 42:26Speaker 01

  Unless you have a wife.

• 42:28Adam Friedland?

  Unless you have a wife.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:29Adam Friedland?

  But you have to do it to procreate, right?

• 42:31Speaker 01

  God created sex.

• 42:33Adam Friedland?

  It is, he was, he knocked it out of the park on that one.

• 42:36Speaker 01

  He did, right? He did his thing.

• 42:38Adam Friedland?

  He did his thing on that. That was a good idea, God. Challenge of God.

• 42:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, but He made it with limits around it.

• 42:47Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. The rules of sex? I don't like that.

• 42:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, with a husband and a wife.

• 42:54Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but you think with a wife, He made up the things that are bad, too?

• 42:58Speaker 01

  Like?

• 42:59Adam Friedland?

  Like, that's like, He said, traps. Like, having sex before you get married. God invented that, too, right?

• 43:04Speaker 01

  No.

• 43:05Adam Friedland?

  Who invented that?

• 43:06Speaker 01

  I mean, humans did that.

• 43:08Adam Friedland?

  So, all the good ideas were His, all the bad ideas are ours?

• 43:11Speaker 01

  What do you mean, yeah? That's why I said, "Human nature."

• 43:14Adam Friedland?

  That makes sense to me.

• 43:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:16Adam Friedland?

  No, I don't know, I think it's smart. I also never got another part, where it's like, if God knows everything and everything that will happen?

• 43:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, but we have free will.

• 43:26Adam Friedland?

  But how do we have free will if He knows what's gonna happen?

• 43:28Speaker 01

  We have free choice.

• 43:29Adam Friedland?

  It doesn't make sense to me.

• 43:30Speaker 01

  Because if He loved us, if He loves us so much, He let us, we don't, we don't, He don't make us worship or obey Him. He gives us the choice to.

• 43:40Adam Friedland?

  So, He knows how...

• 43:40Speaker 01

  Because love is a choice. If I force you to love me or be with me, that's not love.

• 43:46Adam Friedland?

  I don't know, it could be kind of cool.

• 43:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, God knows how I'm gonna die.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 43:53Adam Friedland?

  I think I know how I'm gonna die, actually.

• 43:54Speaker 01

  Death is promised.

• 43:55Adam Friedland?

  I know how I'm gonna die.

• 43:56Speaker 01

  And when you die, you live forever.

• 43:58Adam Friedland?

  The way I'm gonna die, can I tell you? I sneeze. I like sneeze multiple times in a row. And I'm gonna be driving. Dead.

• 44:05Speaker 01

  No.

• 44:06Adam Friedland?

  No, I do. I've never sneezed less than four times. You rebuke me?

• 44:12Speaker 01

  Anyways.

• 44:15Adam Friedland?

  I don't wanna talk about religion. It's a really lame. I sound like Ricky Gervais or something.

• 44:19Speaker 01

  I don't call it religion. I call it relationship with Christ.

• 44:21Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. That was a really beautiful song you showed me.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Relationship with God.

• 44:25Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Who's like, who's like your idol growing up?

• 44:28Speaker 01

  Miley Cyrus.

• 44:29Adam Friedland?

  Miley Cyrus?

• 44:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. Hannah Montana.

• 44:31Adam Friedland?

  Hannah Montana.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 44:32Adam Friedland?

  Did you like that she had multiple identities?

• 44:34Speaker 01

  I think so. I really love Miley Cyrus. So I put my hands up and play my song and butterflies fly away.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  And I like Soulja Boy.

• 44:47Adam Friedland?

  I love Soulja Boy.

• 44:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:48Adam Friedland?

  Can you do the crank that, crank that dance?

• 44:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:50Adam Friedland?

  Wait, so you're coming out with a poetry book?

• 44:53Speaker 01

  Yes. Children's book.

• 44:56Adam Friedland?

  For kids?

• 44:57Speaker 01

  And a poetry book. Which one you want?

• 45:00Adam Friedland?

  No, I want you to read the one that you think is most beautiful.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  Okay, let me see.

• 45:02Adam Friedland?

  Maybe the one about, do you have any poems that I love?

• 45:05Speaker 01

  Okay, it says, "Love poem. Finna start dressing like a mo-" bleh, sorry.

• 45:10Adam Friedland?

  Keep going.

• 45:10Speaker 01

  Love poem. Finna start dressing like a Muslim. Should I get my boobs done? But all the guys my age are still working on themselves. All the other men are the ones with the money. So am I supposed to be with a man that has good potential? I'm a white-

• 45:27Adam Friedland?

  Keep going. You know you're being funny. I love that you're bullshitting me earlier. You know that you're funny.

• 45:34Speaker 01

  Oh, do you remember Forrest Gump when Judy had the guitar?

• 45:36Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah. She's naked. She's naked. Yeah, he goes to San Francisco, she's naked, then she's a funny- Oh my God. Jedi.

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Jedi. I love that movie.

• 45:47Adam Friedland?

  I love that movie too.

• 45:48Speaker 01

  I'm a white, Christian, single woman who's looking for a successful athlete. Football or basketball is fine with me. Let's have children and be loyal and get married. Any takers?

• 45:59Adam Friedland?

  Is that the end?

• 46:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, I wasn't done, but I could be done.

• 46:04Adam Friedland?

  No, no, keep going. Yeah.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  I'm just looking for a friend. I just want to be someone's missing rib. I want a family. I don't want no guy that be on Instagram. Sorry, I've acted a little crazy in the past. My mom hasn't been alcoholic my whole life and my dad a womanizer. I'm bored and lonely. I'm bored and lonely. Why is this so hard? Alcohol is poison to your body. Yeah, it's getting really sad.

• 46:31Adam Friedland?

  That's actually a really good, like, seriously, that was really good. No, it's not sad. It's real shit. I mean it.

• 46:36Speaker 01

  Should I keep going?

• 46:37Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, keep going. No, no, that's it. I'm, I mean, it's, it's, that's, that's like, uh, yeah, it's, you're, you're being more honest here than you are when you're talking to my ass.

• 46:44Speaker 01

  You were asking the right question.

• 46:45Adam Friedland?

  What was the right question? Did you tell me the right, keep going, but keep going.

• 46:48Speaker 01

  Alcohol. Oh, everyone has their family and someone they can go to. Who can I go? Can someone adopt me? Can someone marry me? Somebody asked me what's my type. I said, the wrong one, apparently. Friends with benefits is demonic. You weren't made-

• 47:04Adam Friedland?

  I agree.

• 47:04Speaker 01

  You weren't made to be accessed casually. A lustful man is never satisfied, not because you're not enough, because his emptiness is endless. I'm no longer talk. My own family forsaken me.

• 47:16Adam Friedland?

  That's real shit.

• 47:17Speaker 01

  But you know what's my favorite Bible verse?

• 47:18Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, tell me.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  Even though my father and mother have forsaken me, the Lord will never abandon me. God will take care of me. Yeah.

• 47:29Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, so you're never alone.

• 47:30Speaker 01

  That one really helped me a lot.

• 47:31Adam Friedland?

  It's like the footprints on the beach. You know that one?

• 47:34Speaker 01

  That one really helped me a lot, you know?

• 47:35Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 47:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:36Adam Friedland?

  Cause you're, so you're never alone, cause you feel lonely?

• 47:39Speaker 01

  I have, yeah.

• 47:40Adam Friedland?

  What's the lone, wait, wait. Did you think, you think before you found, you think before you found religion, you were feeling lonely?

• 47:47Speaker 01

  Very, yeah.

• 47:48Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 47:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:49Adam Friedland?

  Like in what, like where were you in life?

• 47:51Speaker 01

  Before I found God, you mean?

• 47:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 47:53Speaker 01

  But, um-

• 47:53Adam Friedland?

  Before you found God.

• 47:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was like, yeah, very lonely, sad growing up. Even though my dad was rich, he was like never home. He was always out with different women.

• 48:00Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 48:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, so I was looking for that love in all the wrong places.

• 48:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  But then, that's when I met that family when I was 17 and I'm, thank God for them.

• 48:08Adam Friedland?

  Right.

• 48:09Speaker 01

  Cause they introduced me.

• 48:10Adam Friedland?

  Do you think that, like, here's a, here's a question.

• 48:12Speaker 01

  You know, the family introduced me to Jesus.

• 48:14Adam Friedland?

  They did?

• 48:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:16Adam Friedland?

  Here's a good question. You like, your career, I know you're gonna, don't, don't fucking-

• 48:21Speaker 01

  You wanna see the family?

• 48:22Adam Friedland?

  Don't be annoyed. Yeah, and show me the family while I'm asking this question. Your career started young, right? You left high school young, you left home young. Do you feel like it, like robbed you of a youth, perhaps?

• 48:31Speaker 01

  Um, no.

• 48:32Adam Friedland?

  Like you weren't able to be a young person or, cause you were like-

• 48:34Speaker 01

  I think it robbed my baby.

• 48:36Adam Friedland?

  What?

• 48:36Speaker 01

  I think it robbed her, but I don't think it robbed me-

• 48:39Adam Friedland?

  Robbed who?

• 48:39Speaker 01

  Bad baby.

• 48:40Adam Friedland?

  Oh, bad baby. You think she had to grow up fast?

• 48:42Speaker 01

  I do, yeah. Cause she started when she was like 13. For me, it's like I had this family. I had, I don't know, it just, I don't know, I was-

• 48:50Adam Friedland?

  You had a support structure?

• 48:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, but they wasn't around. I fell out with them after a while.

• 48:56Adam Friedland?

  The family?

• 48:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:57Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 48:58Speaker 01

  No, I don't think, I don't go to clubs and drink and all that stuff, so, I don't know, I don't know. It's cool though. God, you know, God can restore things.

• 49:05Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Let me see. Oh, this is the family. And you dated the, this guy, the brother?

• 49:11Speaker 01

  One of them. I'm trying to marry the other one. He rich.

• 49:13Adam Friedland?

  On the right?

• 49:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:15Adam Friedland?

  Wait, this guy is, who are these, are they famous too? Do they do tourism?

• 49:20Speaker 01

  They like all off social media now. They just make their money, um-

• 49:23Adam Friedland?

  But they're like managers or something?

• 49:24Speaker 01

  No, no, no. They just do like e-commerce and they make apps. They're like nerds.

• 49:28Adam Friedland?

  E-commerce?

• 49:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:29Adam Friedland?

  Oh, they're nerds. You met a nerd family.

• 49:32Speaker 01

  But they were cool.

• 49:32Adam Friedland?

  And so they were like, if you are being a white girl and you're just like, be, you're like acting, I mean, you naturally do talk like you're from Atlanta.

• 49:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:40Adam Friedland?

  Right? So like, uh, like, uh, they're like, this could go crazy online.

• 49:44Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 49:45Adam Friedland?

  Right.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  They're smart.

• 49:46Adam Friedland?

  They're smart. Who's the, whose idea was it? The whole family or is it the mom or?

• 49:51Speaker 01

  The whole family, basically.

• 49:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 49:52Speaker 01

  Not the mom and dad had nothing to do with it.

• 49:54Adam Friedland?

  Oh, no, it's all the kids, your generation. They could have known about that.

• 49:57Speaker 01

  What y'all got going on?

• 49:58Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:58Speaker 01

  But, yeah.

• 50:00Adam Friedland?

  Right.

• 50:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:02Adam Friedland?

  And then, so like, what, I guess like, uh, so it felt like you were like, you like left your family and you found like support and stuff.

• 50:09Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 50:09Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:10Speaker 01

  But I still love my, you met, you met my dad, yeah, he's cool.

• 50:13Adam Friedland?

  He's so sick.

• 50:14Speaker 01

  Exactly. I love him.

• 50:15Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. You said your mom was a alcoholic?

• 50:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:18Adam Friedland?

  Do you, are you close with her anymore?

• 50:19Speaker 01

  She's, um, I can call her.

• 50:21Adam Friedland?

  We can call her.

• 50:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's call her.

• 50:23Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Are you guys, you guys are friends again?

• 50:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love her.

• 50:27Adam Friedland?

  But you guys didn't, didn't have an easy relationship?

• 50:30Speaker 01

  You know how the alcohol is.

• 50:31Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 50:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:32Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 50:33Speaker 01

  You have anybody in your family that's alcoholic? She's in a sober living home.

• 50:37Adam Friedland?

  Actually, maybe.

• 50:38Speaker 01

  She's in a sober living home.

• 50:39Adam Friedland?

  Oh, she's like, she got, she's, uh, sober now.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  Yeah. Thanks God. Gracias Dios.

• 50:45Adam Friedland?

  Gracias Dios.

• 50:46Speaker 01

  Aplausos.

• 50:47Adam Friedland?

  Sí, claro.

• 50:49Speaker 01

  Claro, Casey. Do you speak the South African language?

• 50:52Adam Friedland?

  Yes, I do.

• 50:53Speaker 01

  Teach me.

• 50:56Adam Friedland?

  I speak, well, there's a lot of languages. I speak all of them.

• 50:59Speaker 01

  Do you see the tribe people out there?

• 51:01Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I say, yeah, I mean, yeah.

• 51:03Speaker 01

  Do they go like that?

• 51:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, wazza? Yeah, the kozza is a, the x is a-

• 51:08Speaker 01

  Your call has been forwarded.

• 51:09Adam Friedland?

  Oh, cool. Yeah, I really miss her, but you wanna read me one more poem?

• 51:13Speaker 01

  Okay. African story. Everyone out there tried to marry me. They want papers. I had a fun time. I love people. Love the tribes. You know what I'm saying? They didn't speak English, but I use Google Translate. Love is a universal language. Men in Africa hold your bags for you. Men in America need to take notes. Men, African men protect you. They were all trying to get with me. It was cool. I love the animals. In Africa, the number of cows measures your richness. I asked the girl, "What is your bride price?" She said, "300 cows." I said, "Mine 1,000." If you don't have enough cows, you can't get the girl you want. Whoever jumps the highest girl, gets the girl they want.

• 51:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think that's good.

• 51:58Adam Friedland?

  That's really beautiful.

• 52:01Adam Friedland?

  How many cows do you want your husband to have?

• 52:05Adam Friedland?

  Like at least like a thousand, maybe?

• 52:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:07Speaker 03

  Oh, do you wanna read the Michael Jackson one?

• 52:09Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah, let's do the Michael Jackson.

• 52:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 52:14Speaker 01

  Let me see.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  Michael Jackson. Okay. I got you. Hold on.

• 52:24Adam Friedland?

  What kind of car does your dad have? Convertible?

• 52:28Speaker 01

  I don't know who he was riding with. He does have one, but I don't think he really uses it.

• 52:32Adam Friedland?

  He's so cool. Does he golf?

• 52:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, he used to. He kinda stopped now.

• 52:35Adam Friedland?

  Does he like Jimmy Buffett?

• 52:37Speaker 01

  I don't know who that is. My dad was-

• 52:38Adam Friedland?

  Wasted away in Margaritaville.

• 52:42Speaker 01

  Oh, probably.

• 52:43Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, he seems like he likes it. Yeah, he does. I knew it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:46Speaker 01

  And my dad played soccer his whole life.

• 52:47Adam Friedland?

  He did?

• 52:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:48Adam Friedland?

  Wow.

• 52:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:49Adam Friedland?

  That's awesome.

• 52:50Speaker 01

  That's why I love soccer. Okay, let me read this real quick. Michael Jackson poem. Michael Jackson would have been in my DMs. I can recognize, resonate with Michael Jackson. He liked to be around kids, not a pedophile way, and animals.

• 53:04Adam Friedland?

  Thank you.

• 53:05Speaker 01

  I know they're genuine. Same with autistic. That's why I love autistic kids. Just love. That's why God says something very good about the kids.

• 53:12Adam Friedland?

  Guys, well, thank you, everyone. Give up for him.

• 53:19Adam Friedland?

  Hi, yo.

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• 54:23Speaker 01

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