Alex Jones Exposes The Elite’s Master Plan | FILE_19 | Mystery Boys

🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: ⁠http://duncantrussell.com/tour⁠ 🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: ⁠https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger⁠ 🎤 Follow Alex Jones: ⁠https://x.com/RealAlexJones?lang=en⁠ SPONSORS: Head to ⁠https://www.tryfum.com/MYSTERY⁠ and use promo code MYSTERY to get your free FÜM Topper with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: ⁠https://nocd.com⁠ Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at ⁠https://takeultra.com⁠! #UltraPouches #ad Our listeners get up to 30% off their entire order at ⁠https://undrdog.com⁠ Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the King of All Time himself, Alex Jones, puts on the crown and sits down with Captain Chud and the Pancake Man ahead of the Infowars relaunch and his new show, Crashing Out. Alex says the White House sent people to Austin in 2017 to recruit him as the anonymous voice behind Q, then breaks down the 8chan cutouts, Steve Bannon and the Epstein files, Jeffrey Epstein's Trilateral Commission appointment, and why Joe Rogan is one of the only names in the emails who told them to get lost. Then the boys get into AI. Alex thinks tech billionaires like Sam Altman and Elon Musk are talking to unfiltered AGI deep in the labs and are scared by what it tells them. He predicts a rogue-AI false flag, a crash, and a single "One Ring" AI with a unified central bank ledger. Duncan compares frontier AI to the Radium Girls and Tolkien's Palantir, and brings in John Lilly's solid state intelligence prophecy, where data centers become biomes for a machine mind. Alex also tells the story of an engineer who handed him a secret manual for the Scientific Atlanta cable box with a microphone inside, which leads to smart TVs, Alexa, and the Kenyan contractors reviewing footage from Meta smart glasses. Also: King Charles' sausage fingers, three security clearances above cosmic, the Onion's fake Infowars studio, Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin in the Upside Down, Lindsay Clancy's old nose, Kurt's deep knowledge of duck anatomy, the band's original hit "My Dick's Too Big For A Hummingbird," Jesus and the pig farmer, the largest micro penis in the world, gnome skin condoms, Peter Nygard, Tony Podesta's art collection, the Holy Diver Kabbalah, bail-ins and the FDIC, the prodigal son, and a forensic zoom-and-enhance investigation into whether Michael Bloomberg has hooves. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 19 ⁠https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast⁠ ⁠https://store.ymhstudios.com⁠ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:53 - Q, 8chan and the Epstein Message Boards 00:07:15 - Is Alex Jones Actually Bill Hicks? 00:09:32 - A Midterm PSA and Arrests in Canada 00:11:13 - Kash Patel, the FBI and the Dog Confession 00:16:28 - Israel, General Flynn and Project Monarch 00:20:29 - Epstein and the Trilateral Commission 00:23:30 - Scientists, Blackmail and Neil deGrasse Tyson 00:26:31 - Alex Names His New Show: Crashing Out 00:35:28 - Duncan's AI Theory: The Warlocks Guild 00:44:38 - The Radium Girls and the Palantir 00:51:02 - Your TV Is Watching You 00:54:37 - An Apology to the Kenyans 00:58:07 - The Onion, the CIA and the Fake Auction 01:04:06 - Alex Jones Has Been Assassinated' 01:07:26 - Why Do They Hate Me? 01:12:26 - Persisting Is the Revenge 01:18:26 - The Google Hive Mind and John Lilly 01:25:25 - Lindsay Clancy and the School Shooter Pills 01:28:25 - So What Is Satanism, Really? 01:35:35 - Duck Pussies: Another Mystery Solved 01:52:02 - The World's Largest Micropenis 01:54:02 - Does Michael Bloomberg Have Hooves? 02:09:29 - The Unified Ledger Endgame 02:22:32 - Alex's Closing Sermon and the Infowars Relaunch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:22Kurt Metzger?

  Oh my god, welcome to the Mystery Boys. I'm Captain Chuck Kettlehorn, fresh off having my cover blow.

• 0:28Duncan Trussell?

  And I am director Peanut Ice.

• 0:31Kurt Metzger?

  And we have the king of all time, Alex Jones here.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  And a studio audience of like, luscious sex bots. Who knew you had an army of Elon Musk sex bots in there?

• 0:46Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, well, we're working on it. I've been just jerking off in Waymos in the meantime. I've been very open about that.

• 0:52Duncan Trussell?

  You gotta stop doing that, man.

• 0:54Kurt Metzger?

  Why? They're from China.

• 0:54Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know. It makes me worried about you.

• 0:56Kurt Metzger?

  I like to look into the, worry about you. You got worse than me, because you were friends with Satanists.

• 1:01Duncan Trussell?

  I jerk off in lifts.

• 1:03Kurt Metzger?

  That's, how?

• 1:05Duncan Trussell?

  With human drivers.

• 1:06Kurt Metzger?

  Do you wear a pancake outfit while you're doing, is that what it is?

• 1:08Duncan Trussell?

  It is a peanut.

• 1:09Kurt Metzger?

  I wear a burka. I wear a dick burka so I can jerk off. You know, when you go...

• 1:17Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, if you wear a burka, you can jerk off under it. I don't know if men understand that.

• 1:20Duncan Trussell?

  They do, of course.

• 1:21Kurt Metzger?

  That's why I'm pro burka. Okay. We got Alex Jones here, who by the way is looking pretty fit, I gotta say.

• 1:26Duncan Trussell?

  As always, looking great.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  You guys look incredibly fit. But I just feel powerful wearing this crown.

• 1:31Duncan Trussell?

  You're our king!

• 1:36Kurt Metzger?

  I have a duty as a king to give him his crowns away. There's no doubt about that.

• 1:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, our liege.

• 1:39Kurt Metzger?

  And last time I talked to Alex on the phone, I just want, because I actually forgot, what is it that you said I guessed? I know it had to do with Q being Epstein, but I don't remember exactly what?

• 1:49Speaker 02

  No, you just guessed some of the people, because they tried to recruit me in 2017 to the White House. And it made it annoying, is they're like, "You got in trouble releasing Pizza Gate and all that. We've got a way to do it, where we can do it anonymously." And I'm like, "I'm not working for an agency." So they sent some folks from the White House down, and then I tell people that, and the Q people go, "No, Q's above God. You don't, you didn't actually talk to these people." So I'm like, "Okay." So the whole thing's really annoying, and then about six months in, they go, "Oh, you're right to not do Q. It got taken away from us with 8chan and 4chan and so..." I mean, I know who founded it, I know who did it.

• 2:24Kurt Metzger?

  What did you say about 8chan and 4chan? What does that have to do with 8chan?

• 2:27Speaker 02

  Well, they use that as like the cutouts to put the fake post out, the drops.

• 2:31Kurt Metzger?

  So do you know those 8chan fuckers? And shout out to Flesh Simulator that I would love to get on this show. Flesh Simulator? Because he ran afoul of a couple of those 8chan fucking guys.

• 2:41Speaker 02

  Well, remember, Epstein was involved with them.

• 2:43Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, they're Satanists. They're Satanists.

• 2:45Duncan Trussell?

  What is 8chan? I know 4chan.

• 2:46Kurt Metzger?

  Well, when 4chan, during the Gamergate times, when the media, somebody who ran 4chan said it was never a free speech platform, which it wasn't, it was some Epstein fucking thing. And 8chan was then founded, there was a guy named, no, no, Richard Lotte.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  And by the way, that's in the emails that Epstein was basically running it. All, and now it makes sense, because

• 3:08Speaker 02

  the guy that had the second most emails from Epstein was who was the main creator of it. And they told me, "Well, this is a way to put out stuff that we get sued for, that's in leaks and stuff, but this way you don't get the heat like you got."

• 3:22Kurt Metzger?

  That's right.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  And I said, "Well, I said, I'm not involved myself in the agencies. Thank you very much."

• 3:28Kurt Metzger?

  Because they're liars.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, because I mean, my own guy, I can barely keep control of what I'm doing, much less work for people. And I know, once you join their group, they feel like they own you or something. People ask, "I'm okay, I've never, I've never..." It's a weird metaphysical thing. It's like, you know, you join the mafia, the Italian mafia, it's great. You're returning, so now they feel like they own you. So, my frustration was, I knew all the inside baseball, and then, you know, you got all these Q-tards that think Robert if, you know, or JFK Jr. is gonna return, you know, Dealey Plaza and all that. I mean, it is just total whack job world.

• 3:59Kurt Metzger?

  Guess who helped make that? That scum Steve Bannon, who's been in on it the whole fucking time. Put up that picture of Noam Chomsky and Steve Bannon, will you? Because I want anybody who thinks about, especially the pussies that cry about the midterms now, you, America's fake assholes, you ain't figured it out. I mean, you should have. But in case you haven't figured it out, I want you to always have this picture to look at, so you remember that there's not a left or right here. And if you think there is, you're a fucking cow, or you're in on it.

• 4:26Speaker 02

  And again, both those guys are buddies with Epstein, and overall, Bannon, I'm not gonna say Bannon's a bad guy, good guy, my point is, is that they

• 4:32Kurt Metzger?

  He's a warlock.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  They think they're in control. And back when humanity was asleep a few years ago,

• 4:38Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  These guys were the wizards, they were in control. Newsflash, they ain't in control. So now the old paradigm's collapsing. We can't, we should still say obsessed with the lies, but do that 50% of the time. Realize we create our own destiny. We're building the new paradigm now, and we're the wizards now. But I'm like the guy that goes to the magic show where they're telling kids, "Oh, here's the hat, here's the rabbit." I'm like, notice there's a box below it, there's a trap door, you see that box? The rabbit's in there. I'm the guy that tells the kids the trick, the card trick, the rabbit trick. So that's how you defeat wizards, is you show them how the trick works.

• 5:10Kurt Metzger?

  That's exactly right, Alex, and that's what a good comedian is. Comedy is a form of anti-magic. And Dr. Heather Lynn can tell us better next time she's on. But it's very close to crying or grunting or primitive sounds.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  It's almost like an exorcism.

• 5:23Kurt Metzger?

  It breaks trances. So you gotta be put in a trance. Let's say you make a shitty 83-minute Joe Rogan bashing movie that's almost impossible to sit through.

• 5:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 5:30Kurt Metzger?

  And you save all the real bullshit lies, that he drinks blood or whatever. Joe Rogan-

• 5:34Duncan Trussell?

  First of all, let me just stop you there.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  No, wait a minute, I drink a lot of blood with Joe Rogan.

• 5:38Duncan Trussell?

  Nobody would do that.

• 5:41Kurt Metzger?

  We all drink blood, we're not arguing that.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  When I was Bill Hicks.

• 5:46Speaker 02

  That's a joke, folks.

• 5:49Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, I didn't want to blow your cover.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  What's funny is, is like, it's like Joe Rogan is so dedicated and so professional, that he's like, almost like a robot, the idea that he's drinking blood is hilarious. Is somebody saying that?

• 6:00Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yes.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  The idea that you could get Joe Rogan to do some weird thing? You ain't getting Joe Rogan to do shit Joe Rogan don't want to do. Being a fucking Satanist means you're controlled by some cult.

• 6:10Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that's true.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Which is like saying, "I'm a Satanist." No, I'm the opposite of a Satanist. Because these people all claim they're all about their individual freedom and shit. No, they're not.

• 6:16Kurt Metzger?

  Right. All the humanists, for some reason, hate humans. I don't get it. They all hate-

• 6:20Duncan Trussell?

  What is that?

• 6:21Kurt Metzger?

  Well, they're Satanists.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Well, they claim they're what they're fighting.

• 6:26Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. Freedom is a word a lot of people don't seem to understand these days.

• 6:31Kurt Metzger?

  Well, if you're a dumb shit fucking atheist, and I feel bad for you if you are, because you got like half your brain not working, if you're a rational materialist, you literally live in your left brain. That's all you got. Okay? You're supposed to have both. Oh, that's right, and there's Joe Rogan in his other form.

• 6:47Duncan Trussell?

  Richard Greco.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  I love the schizophrenia. People say that I'm really Joe Rogan. Like, videos of millions of years, other videos say I'm a clone, but others say I'm really Joe Rogan.

• 6:56Kurt Metzger?

  Those-

• 6:57Speaker 02

  Because I look almost nothing like him, other than a bald head. Plus, I look like Bill Hicks. I do not look like fucking Bill Hicks.

• 7:02Duncan Trussell?

  You kinda do.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  Uh, that he's a white guy with a wel-, I mean-

• 7:07Duncan Trussell?

  Alex, before we met, I'm not gonna lie, when I saw this, I went deep into it to see if you were Bill Hicks, and I was hope, that would be great.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  Well, if I'm Bill Hicks, I don't know it.

• 7:18Duncan Trussell?

  Well, Rogan gets accused of being Aleister Crowley.

• 7:21Kurt Metzger?

  Before I, before I lose my thought here, when you just said, Alex, about those people coming to you, about the Q bullshit?

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. That's like real information.

• 7:30Kurt Metzger?

  I know it is.

• 7:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I believe that.

• 7:31Kurt Metzger?

  You don't gotta tell me, I'm in the CIA. When those people came to you-

• 7:35Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, what? You're in the CIA?

• 7:37Kurt Metzger?

  My cover's blown. These, they were too good.

• 7:39Duncan Trussell?

  Why didn't you tell me? We've, what?

• 7:41Kurt Metzger?

  Do you even know anything about the CIA? You don't say it.

• 7:44Duncan Trussell?

  No, I don't know anything about the CIA.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  Well, the CIA is too low level for me.

• 7:48Duncan Trussell?

  I'm not in the CIA at all.

• 7:51Kurt Metzger?

  Q clearance is above, is just below cosmic, I believe. So there's eight above the president, at least.

• 7:56Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 7:56Kurt Metzger?

  Maybe more or less, I don't know, but-

• 7:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, they say cosmic's like the top of them, there's none of them.

• 8:00Duncan Trussell?

  Guys, there's three above cosmic. Don't, I'm not gonna tell you.

• 8:03Kurt Metzger?

  If you are literate, and I want to direct this-

• 8:05Speaker 02

  They always say that.

• 8:05Kurt Metzger?

  I want to direct this at a certain Canadian fucking-

• 8:09Speaker 02

  They say cosmic's highest.

• 8:10Duncan Trussell?

  That's of course what they say. Trust me, there's three above cosmic.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  So that's like when the Masons-

• 8:14Kurt Metzger?

  You're just saying shit now, aren't you?

• 8:15Duncan Trussell?

  No, I'm not. There's three above cosmic!

• 8:17Speaker 02

  It's like when the Masons, they say 33's highest, we don't say 33.

• 8:20Duncan Trussell?

  No, we all know that's bullshit.

• 8:21Kurt Metzger?

  The palladium thing's real. Dr. Heather Lynn found that too, and you know who was in it? They just, Garfield, James A. Garfield. And it was an order of the hermaphrodite. Did you know that?

• 8:29Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 8:29Kurt Metzger?

  Like the one Macron-

• 8:30Speaker 02

  That's like Baphomet's a hermaphrodite.

• 8:31Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, Baphomet, yes. But Macron's wife is in some sacred hermaphrodite thing, that's why she has a dick. Yeah, that's why she sits like that, and that's why Candace wasn't wrong about that at all. Now, if you find that hard to believe, I don't give a shit, fuck you. Okay, so, what he was talking about, where they go, "It's a way to get things out there without getting sued."

• 8:49Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 8:50Kurt Metzger?

  That little lure, that's what they use on Hollywood fucking dipshits who want to help the Democratic Party for the midterms.

• 8:56Duncan Trussell?

  There's a lot of them.

• 8:57Kurt Metzger?

  And that's why there's a real, "Oh, I'm a clever Camu, fan of Camu, and I got a free PhD in Canada, and I'm mad." And, you know, Canada's not a real country, so of course they're gonna talk about the American elections.

• 9:10Duncan Trussell?

  Can I stop you for a second? Guys, the midterms are coming up. Don't forget to get out there and vote. That's coming from D. Trussell from the Mystery Boys. Voting's super-

• 9:19Kurt Metzger?

  Voting still works, and America is a real country, and so is Canada. And of course you should be focused on podcasters and actors, that's where the action is.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  You know, they are literally arresting people that mildly criticize Islam in Canada. It's as bad as the, it's as bad as UK now, yeah. They passed the laws, it's really bad.

• 9:36Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and I would like to say to people, if you're mad at the muzzies, why don't you go drag King Lizard Charles out of his fucking palace that sucks the life out of you morons? He wants it that way. Are you stupid?

• 9:46Speaker 02

  No, he's definitely open the door for it.

• 9:48Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up a picture of King Charles' hands?

• 9:50Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, balloon fingers here. Now, I want you to see like what a dumb, so the reason Hollywood-

• 9:55Duncan Trussell?

  He's fucked up.

• 9:56Kurt Metzger?

  Just, I want to keep trashing Hollywood fucking fairies for a minute. The reason Hollywood actors-

• 10:00Duncan Trussell?

  His hands, dude, he's like been inflated too much.

• 10:03Kurt Metzger?

  He's got a king's disease.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  With blood, he gets blood trashed.

• 10:05Duncan Trussell?

  Look at his fingers, look at that ring! That's human hands!

• 10:09Kurt Metzger?

  Do you have a lighter for my legal effective? You got a lighter?

• 10:13Duncan Trussell?

  Look at his hands! Look at those sausage fingers! Look at that!

• 10:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, what does that mean?

• 10:18Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know!

• 10:19Kurt Metzger?

  It means he's got like gout.

• 10:22Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I got one, buddy. Thank you. Thank you very much. Um, anyway, so they recruit dumb fuck actors uh, to do this shit who don't know any better. I just want to explain-

• 10:30Speaker 02

  Why don't we talk about, why don't we talk about-

• 10:32Kurt Metzger?

  But I want to explain how these ops work because midterm time is when you're gonna see, why is everybody like Joe Rogan doesn't get-

• 10:39Speaker 02

  Well, why don't you start over before we went live?

• 10:41Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Before we started taping, you were explaining the different wings of the system-

• 10:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  And USAID's like the satanic left and this is the right.

• 10:50Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, let's put on um, the video from uh, what's his name who was doing good work, but he's an Israel shill, but he's right about this. I just sent it to you Tanner. Um, he's talking about USAID and rap? And he was explaining-

• 11:00Speaker 02

  Hundred percent. Since the USAID money dropped a year ago, rap's out of the charts.

• 11:03Duncan Trussell?

  That is so crazy.

• 11:05Speaker 02

  Huge. That's something real we can talk about, which is weird because Trump does all these good things and all these bad things. And now he's successfully had Iran take over the Red Sea, the Red Orme, the internet is exploding. Totally horrible.

• 11:16Kurt Metzger?

  So Trump, I was warned, and when I did your show before he got in, I was gonna hope he came clean about MK Monarch. The thing that Kash Patel's referring to, did we play the bestiality on tape yet? Not the beast, but-

• 11:27Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, Kash Patel's like, yes, our agents fuck dogs, but that's part of what they-

• 11:32Kurt Metzger?

  Kash Patel is referring-

• 11:34Speaker 02

  And by the way, they're now saying, we're gonna hire prostitutes at the FBI. Which you can argue, but the point is they're, they're setting up a huge honey pot operation. They're just like saying there's no standards.

• 11:43Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 11:43Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, they've been doing this for quite some time, I know.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  I know, but now they're just like, yeah, we're hiring prostitutes and dog fuckers.

• 11:49Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, can I ask something real quick? Alex, how, what do you do with the anger, man? You're at this, you, I watch you, I love you. I watch you get dragged, attack, like it is, you are in the center of a never-ending maelstrom of, of shit where these agencies he's talking about are constantly coming at you.

• 12:09Speaker 02

  They don't like me because when you get to this coming up, I've just, I've cracked the code on the AI hysteria, the end of the world stuff, why the big tech guys that said it's gonna cure cancer, it's Jesus, submit to it all, starting a week ago, we're all dead, shut it down. I, I've figured out their game plan, so they don't like the fact that I figure out what they're gonna do next. So it's that predictability that they just want me off the game board.

• 12:30Duncan Trussell?

  But what do you do?

• 12:30Kurt Metzger?

  What's the game plan with that? I don't know.

• 12:32Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, real quick, what do you do with all that? I would-

• 12:36Kurt Metzger?

  He smokes, you see it.

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• 15:27Speaker 02

  I mean, I used to be, I, I've been a little angry about it, but I actually, I've just, I've, I've decided, and I know that this is where God chose me to be.

• 15:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  And so it's, it's my fate.

• 15:37Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 15:38Speaker 02

  So I'm happy with it. I'm actually very happy.

• 15:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yes. Praise God.

• 15:42Kurt Metzger?

  Divine providence, you're gonna be fine. Okay. Now, the Kash Patel thing, let's not get off the bestiality. I know it makes, don't get uncomfortable.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  It's totally normal to tell Congress, yes, we have agents and fuck dogs.

• 15:51Kurt Metzger?

  Well, but you see what he's letting-

• 15:53Speaker 02

  Part of the resume, like I've fucked-

• 15:54Duncan Trussell?

  Guys, this is the happiest day of my life.

• 15:56Speaker 02

  I've screwed five German shepherds, three collies and uh, two labradors and a poodle.

• 16:00Kurt Metzger?

  Well, he's a Brahmin. Okay. So, now, uh, but why is he saying they have agents that have been abused? So they find people that have been abused in this way. So now the IDF was uh, spraying-

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, you used mind control.

• 16:12Kurt Metzger?

  That's right. They were spraying prisoners with a, a pheromone to have them assaulted by dogs. That's what Israel does.

• 16:18Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 16:19Kurt Metzger?

  You didn't hear this?

• 16:20Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 16:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a favorite-

• 16:21Kurt Metzger?

  You know, Marc Maron didn't hear about it either. He's worried about USAID not being-

• 16:25Speaker 02

  You know, Israel came out a few months ago and said, no, our troops do rape people. That's, that's good.

• 16:29Kurt Metzger?

  Israel had a, listen, Israel had a riot because for the right, for the IDF to rape male prisoners. I have to be on Jimmy Dore's show and see the vile shit these animals do.

• 16:40Duncan Trussell?

  Oh my god.

• 16:40Kurt Metzger?

  They're, Israel's a disgusting country that I wish nothing but bad for. You guys are fucking evil and I had no idea. I'm prejudiced against Arabs. I'm a good person.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Well, let me tell you, I know these special ops guys that were in Iraq Afghanistan for decades, believe the whole story. When they got rotated in to help Israel with Gaza, they're now all anti-Israel. And they said, we're not gonna tell you, but it's everything you're saying and worse. It is a factory where they grab thousands of little kids on like age five, and they take them in hold in these facilities and they rape the hell out of them.

• 17:06Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 17:07Speaker 02

  It's like a spiritual thing. It's like a ritual.

• 17:10Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, it's the same reason America did that and George H.W. Bush did that and Reagan did that. And all your leaders fucking did that and they still do that. And that's what Kash Patel's referring to. So, so, and that's why I say General Flynn's a fucking scumbag.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  The secret animals of the Israeli dog rape program.

• 17:25Duncan Trussell?

  Written by, written by Gary Epstein.

• 17:27Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, remember the Reawaken America Festival or wherever the fuck and General Flynn gave a rousing speech about the seven rays, which is straight out of Ann Bailey fucking new age Satan shit? I remember. Flynn's in on it. He was part of Monarch and he went conscious a few years back and stayed in the program. I got that on the word of people that are Monarch victims that I trust.

• 17:47Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean went conscious?

• 17:48Kurt Metzger?

  It's when you realize what they did to you. So basically they turn you into a method actor and you don't get to decide when you go into character.

• 17:54Speaker 02

  Well, here's my deal. I mean, I, I don't, I, I, I know Flynn overall, he's done good work. Just because somebody told you they're in Project Monarch and if Flynn did that. Yes, Israel having dogs rape people, yes. The CIA run rape programs, yes. I just think at the same time-

• 18:07Kurt Metzger?

  Have they confessed to Monarch yet?

• 18:08Speaker 02

  Okay, we know in the Epstein files, I'm attacked by Epstein, Flynn's attacked by Epstein. So I'm just saying, there's people out there saying stuff. I think we just can't take-

• 18:17Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, well, let me explain, let me just explain something.

• 18:20Duncan Trussell?

  What did he say? Wait, real quick. I'm so sorry. So sorry.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  And the leaks and the Stratford files.

• 18:24Duncan Trussell?

  How did he attack?

• 18:25Speaker 02

  Stratford, this private intelligence group's in Austin, means Jones is part of it. No, I'm, I'm in the Stratford emails that got hacked and they're attacking me.

• 18:33Duncan Trussell?

  Why? Why? What is he, what's the, what's the main reason he's attacking you? What is he saying?

• 18:37Speaker 02

  Uh, they're like in 2016, oh Jones, you know, he's exposing human trafficking, we gotta get him. So my, my, my point is, I'm not saying you're wrong Kurt. My point is, is that a lot of this, the overall stuff's true. And I'm not some water bearer for Flynn. I mean, I've met him five or six times, had been on the show like 15 times. People say I'm Bill Hicks and, and I'm not-

• 18:59Kurt Metzger?

  That's a very stupid thing and I'm very discerning, so you don't have to worry about it. You don't gotta worry about what I think.

• 19:04Speaker 02

  I don't know, but hearing it so much, maybe I am.

• 19:06Kurt Metzger?

  I heard Flynn, yo, I heard Flynn give this speech. I can't remember the medium who he was repeating, but that's how I know you're a Luciferian and not a Christian.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  I think he was quoting something about Saint Michael or something.

• 19:16Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that doesn't make it better. Don't make it no better.

• 19:19Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 19:20Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, if you're Catholic-

• 19:21Speaker 02

  But here's the deal, just because some new ager quoted Saint Michael quotes, I'm not trying to get-

• 19:25Kurt Metzger?

  The seven rays ain't, I don't know what Saint Michael even is, but the seven rays, that's the seven mountains mandate. That's dominionism. That's all connected. Oh, the moonies. So when Steve Bannon has that China Federation hat on, I think he was on your show with this-

• 19:38Speaker 02

  No, you were attacking Bannon before it ever came out in Epstein. And I don't know Bannon well, met him a few times, but on the show some. It is true that Bannon is the second most emailed person, other than like Nat Rothschild. And then you've got Trump's daughter like, oh, we met and the prime minister gave us this island, the second biggest former Russian nuke bu, nuke base. And, and then, and then the whole country erupts in Albania. I mean, that's all real. I'm not saying, most of what you're saying is not real. And, and, and you, you said Bannon is Q and I can just tell you, that, that, that's true.

• 20:13Kurt Metzger?

  You know who said it? My fifth wife Jenna, but what she said was it was Bannon working with that. See Epstein, who's alive, by the way, I believe, because in my, my old saying was if Epstein's dead, he worked for Israel. And if he's alive, Israel worked for him, because he is a liaison with the Holy Rothschild family. The billionaires that all the liberals don't talk about.

• 20:32Speaker 02

  I mean, I, listen, I, one thing I got wrong was I knew that Epstein was a big powerful gopher for him. And, and I, I knew he was in the-

• 20:40Duncan Trussell?

  I'm sorry, a big powerful what?

• 20:41Kurt Metzger?

  Gopher.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  Gopher.

• 20:42Duncan Trussell?

  What is that?

• 20:43Speaker 02

  Like a minion, a, a, a, kind of a Mater D, a butler.

• 20:47Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, gotcha, gotcha.

• 20:48Speaker 02

  Uh, Renfield to get Dracula.

• 20:49Duncan Trussell?

  Renfield, got it.

• 20:50Speaker 02

  Renfield-

• 20:51Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's a great, that's a great way to put it. He's a Renfield.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  But I was wrong, I was wrong. When they released the 3.2 million emails, videos and things, which I've been over a lot of them and people crowdsourced, I couldn't read them all, but they're always finding, we should go back to that, because it's just, they're, they're suppressing another, the other half, 3.2 million. In there, at 30 years old in 1991, basically running the girls' school for the guy that was in the CIA and the, and the US Trade General twice, Barr. And his dad wrote a book called Space Relations about aliens kidnapping little kids from another planet.

• 21:26Duncan Trussell?

  We read it on the show.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, so, so-

• 21:29Duncan Trussell?

  We brought it up on the show, sorry Alex.

• 21:31Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no. The point of Space Relations is saying, I actually bought a copy.

• 21:34Kurt Metzger?

  You read the sequel?

• 21:35Duncan Trussell?

  You have a copy.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  No, I didn't know the sequel.

• 21:37Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it's got more, guess what it has more of in it?

• 21:39Speaker 02

  Tell me again?

• 21:42Kurt Metzger?

  They have wild guests of what it has even-

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Well, tell us in a minute, because I didn't know that, but, but, but let me, but let me tell you.

• 21:52Speaker 02

  In there and then people wouldn't check the corporate records, it was true. He, by, by the early nineties, he wasn't just on the Trilateral Commission, he was on the board. And when David Rockefeller didn't want to do anything, he, he was the stand-in. So he was the head of the Trilateral Commission since the early nineties. And that's why Trump was like jealous and emails like, oh, he's more important than me and stuff. Even the first administration. So he was the main Rothschild representative through that whole Mossad, MI6, CIA, intelligence network. So Epstein, everyone was kissing his ass, including Israeli intelligence, all of them. Because he literally was the head of the Trilateral Commission since like 93 or so.

• 22:34Duncan Trussell?

  Jesus.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  So.

• 22:35Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, in the, in the interview that came out, now the, I originally as a joke on the Donegan Show, when we had a fake news show where Stallone's the anchor, it was like celebrities tell, it was called The Talk Down. Celebrities tell you the news. So just for funsies, I slipped in the previews of that documentary that was promised in Newsweek. Where Epstein is talking about how he was always in Time's Up and Me Too. Cause I couldn't believe what I was looking at. And he sounds like Woody Allen, you know? So we made like the, the more you know kind of commercials out of it.

• 23:04Speaker 02

  Woody Allen also hung out with him.

• 23:05Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, oh my, yes.

• 23:07Duncan Trussell?

  They're pals.

• 23:07Kurt Metzger?

  You know who didn't? Joe Rogan, and he's one of two people I know of in the files that told them to go fuck themselves.

• 23:12Duncan Trussell?

  He did, they tried to get him entangled with.

• 23:15Kurt Metzger?

  Lawrence Krauss.

• 23:16Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, Lawrence Krauss tried to get him, he was like telling him.

• 23:18Kurt Metzger?

  Before the second arrest.

• 23:19Duncan Trussell?

  You've heard about him.

• 23:20Kurt Metzger?

  They told me way before it.

• 23:21Duncan Trussell?

  You know, they, they.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  That was like 10 years ago, I warned you.

• 23:23Kurt Metzger?

  This fucking freak, friend of Johnny Depp. Anyway, uh, so, uh, uh, uh, that interview, when Bannon is saying that.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  That guy's not creepy looking.

• 23:34Duncan Trussell?

  No, not at all.

• 23:35Kurt Metzger?

  Listen, hey, I tried to bring this up with Neil deGrasse Tyson, but all the scientists are [BLEEP] out perverts.

• 23:41Duncan Trussell?

  That's a scientist?

• 23:42Speaker 02

  Well, that's why Gates, that's why Gates used him was to blackmail the whole scientific network. They wouldn't take cash, they'd take something else.

• 23:50Kurt Metzger?

  And that's why Neil deGrasse Tyson will say some hilarious shit like NASA never lies.

• 23:54Duncan Trussell?

  That was the best thing ever.

• 23:56Kurt Metzger?

  So wait, the thing you're describing, yeah.

• 23:58Duncan Trussell?

  Neil deGrasse Tyson said, which means it's true, because he is a scientist. Alex, I love you, you know, when a scientist says something and you're not a scientist.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  It's like Fauci, I am the scientist.

• 24:08Duncan Trussell?

  You have to believe it, like it means you're wrong.

• 24:11Kurt Metzger?

  Why would I have to believe it?

• 24:11Duncan Trussell?

  Am I wrong if a scientist?

• 24:12Speaker 02

  It's an appeal to experts.

• 24:14Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 24:15Kurt Metzger?

  I would encourage you.

• 24:16Speaker 02

  So long story short, I had the Kissinger Group, and this is the only story I can tell, because these have been private meetings, and if it's not illegal, I won't say it. But in front of my producer, John Harmon, like 16 years ago, Rothkopf, the head of the Kissinger Group, says, come here. And Harmon's there on the speakerphone, listening to it. And we want to hire you so you can be the leader of the patriot movement, and you'll get a big seat at the table. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And that's the same group. So yeah, that's how they work. And I remember that came out on the WikiLeaks, they tried to get Joe to meet with them, he told them, fuck you. So that's good. My point is, it's in all the emails that I'm not involved, Joe's not involved, we're, let's just get that 100% clear. We're not involved with these people. And I, and I'm vindicated by it. And instead, you know, people just ignore that.

• 24:59Kurt Metzger?

  No, well, they're, they're, it's not sincere. Wait, wait, wait. This is the big, I guess they call it dead internet theory. All those lies that would, would connect you to it are by people because there's a midterm coming up.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Well, I would say, the globalists, left and right, are discredited. So their only move next is say, oh, loyal opposition, controlled opposition.

• 25:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  What the fuck, I'm against all the wars, I'm against the AI takeover, I'm against it all. And I'm constantly having to defend, I'm not in there, because they teach the public, nobody's real.

• 25:28Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I am CIA.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  The, the, the, the truth is, is the devil's greatest trick was he didn't exist. That's not true, it's that good doesn't exist. There are a lot of, there are a lot of good people.

• 25:38Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  And I assure you.

• 25:39Kurt Metzger?

  I'll tell you the main one is that free will doesn't exist. Any motherfucker that says that to you is your fucking enemy.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Exactly, they go, you're a robot, it's all programming.

• 25:46Kurt Metzger?

  You're dumb as shit to believe that.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  No, you have total free will.

• 25:49Duncan Trussell?

  Here's what they.

• 25:50Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I guess you can't help it because you got no free will, you fucking husk.

• 25:53Duncan Trussell?

  If you do what you guys are doing right now, which they hate, which is tell the truth, do you know what they say? You're crashing out. That's what they say, you're crashing out, right now. Guys, look, you're crashing out. Anytime you start telling the truth.

• 26:09Speaker 02

  When you break out of the matrix.

• 26:10Kurt Metzger?

  I'm about to butter up my fist.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Oh, Jones, Jones and Kurt, they all had a crash out.

• 26:15Kurt Metzger?

  Wait a minute, I, first of all, I've been cra, in a state of crash out since, uh, 2005.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  My new podcast, I think I should call it Crashing Out.

• 26:24Duncan Trussell?

  Please do that, that's so good.

• 26:26Kurt Metzger?

  I, I don't understand, look, look, look, I don't use.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  Crashing out.

• 26:28Duncan Trussell?

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• 29:02Kurt Metzger?

  So wait, wait.

• 29:03Duncan Trussell?

  And do it.

• 29:04Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, can I just tell you why, how I guessed it?

• 29:06Duncan Trussell?

  We invented it, it happened, it came out of you.

• 29:09Kurt Metzger?

  Could I just tell you how I guessed the thing? In that interview with, uh, Steve Bannon, Jeffrey Epstein tells you how Kissinger, and I forget who else.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  But you said it before it came out.

• 29:19Kurt Metzger?

  No, well, cause, cause here's how I knew, because I watched. No, no, I, I said it before, I, Jenna put a lot together that I didn't, but I saw.

• 29:26Speaker 02

  You gotta give credit to whoever told you, but the first guy I heard this, nail it, you said this person, and I was like.

• 29:31Kurt Metzger?

  No, Epstein says he was appointed to the Trilateral Commission at age 30. Now, as soon as I heard, the Trilateral Commission, Duncan, if you don't know.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  It's the top of the pyramid.

• 29:40Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, the trilaterals are who installed the Ayatollah of Iran.

• 29:43Speaker 02

  It coordinates all the different globalist bodies.

• 29:45Kurt Metzger?

  Jimmy Carter, Zerbig, uh, Morning Miko, Zerbignu Brzezinski, author of the book about the Techno Tronic State, where he describes how we're gonna have influencers.

• 29:53Duncan Trussell?

  Who started the Trilateral Commission?

• 29:56Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, David Rockefeller. Now, David Rockefeller.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Zerbignu Brzezinski is, yeah.

• 30:00Kurt Metzger?

  Here is a fun fact, so his brother, the little weird one, is the one funding Stephen Greer. And that stupid UFO movie with fucking James Clapper in it, and Brennan, like, they're like, oh, they had an attack of the honesties.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  They planted some big fake alien thing, right?

• 30:15Duncan Trussell?

  That's what, Blue Beam.

• 30:16Kurt Metzger?

  It's everything that, fuck, yo, dude, Springmeyer ain't right about everything, but, and, oh, what's his name?

• 30:21Speaker 02

  Frank Springmeyer?

• 30:23Kurt Metzger?

  They're not right about everything, but I don't care, you could be wrong about shit, I just need that off you. If you lie to me, motherfucker, I'm gonna still get what I want.

• 30:29Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 30:30Kurt Metzger?

  If you talk, see, this is why people know not to like debate me, because I don't fucking debate. I want you to convince me that I didn't see what I already fucking saw.

• 30:37Speaker 02

  When I debate somebody, I'm just listening to what they're saying and saying what I want. I'm not even having a discussion with them.

• 30:41Kurt Metzger?

  Well, if you were, uh, you know, you know, now let's take a great debater.

• 30:44Speaker 02

  Most debaters just go, ooh, I beat you. It's like, ooh, I got you again.

• 30:49Kurt Metzger?

  Let's say.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  It's like an appeal to emotion.

• 30:50Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, let's say you're a great debater, like, uh, Andrew Wilson, let's take a master debater.

• 30:54Duncan Trussell?

  One of the best, he's incredible.

• 30:56Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so that guy is playing for an audience, but I'm selfish, I'm traumatized by the truths that I know, because I saw them with my eyes. So I need you, I'm hoping you're much smarter than me, because I don't think I'm so smart. I need a smarter person to calm me the fuck down, because I'm crashing out, because I just learned they fucking eat kids. You fucking losers.

• 31:16Speaker 02

  By the way, let's not forget, we read.

• 31:18Kurt Metzger?

  I'm crashing out over the cannibalism.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  It's like, it's like, the sex slave is at the Marriott. Uh, you know, the sex slave is at the Westin. We're delivering the jerky. Oh, this is frozen. I want fresh. It's literally the most macabre shit.

• 31:33Kurt Metzger?

  Nobody freezes beef jerky. Who's into beef jerky? I mean, it's the first rule of fucking.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  But they even call it sex slaves. They say the sex slave acted up. We will punish her tonight.

• 31:42Kurt Metzger?

  Well, just to exonerate.

• 31:43Duncan Trussell?

  It's like, it's so horrible.

• 31:45Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, can I just?

• 31:46Speaker 02

  Well, imagine like going around your life. There's a sex slave waiting. It's horrible. Oh, I'm supposed to pick up dinner for the family.

• 31:52Kurt Metzger?

  You know, Dean Martin was into that and uh, guess who else?

• 31:55Speaker 02

  See, see, people say that like.

• 31:57Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, all of Hollywood. Oh, listen to me. Listen, listen. I'm, I can't say their name on this show.

• 32:01Speaker 02

  I just have an issue with it. If I didn't see it, I'm not gonna.

• 32:04Kurt Metzger?

  Well.

• 32:04Duncan Trussell?

  Dean Martin?

• 32:05Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, you could, you could talk me out of my beliefs.

• 32:07Duncan Trussell?

  Who are Dean Martin?

• 32:08Kurt Metzger?

  This is the thing. Wait, wait, wait.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  I'm not saying you're bad. I'm just saying.

• 32:12Kurt Metzger?

  So tell me how I'm wrong because what I've seen from the.

• 32:15Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck? What did you say he did?

• 32:17Kurt Metzger?

  Just calm down. I told you about Hunter S. Thompson and I believe.

• 32:21Duncan Trussell?

  You won that. But what do you say Dean Martin did?

• 32:24Kurt Metzger?

  Guess what fans of, what? Oh, I didn't say it. The golden age of Hollywood, Frank Sinatra, by the way. Now they always talk about Sammy. Oh, he's a Satanist and whatever. And you've seen that, right? The Sammy.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was a Satanist.

• 32:36Kurt Metzger?

  You've seen him with Eddie Murphy.

• 32:37Speaker 02

  Well, he said he was.

• 32:38Duncan Trussell?

  Now, wasn't he with Anton LaVey? There's a picture of him with Anton LaVey.

• 32:41Kurt Metzger?

  And also Michael Aquino, the guy.

• 32:43Speaker 02

  The Colonel. He says he was. That, that all agreed. Okay.

• 32:46Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, you know who else is a fucking Satanist is Frank fucking Sinatra. Frank Sinatra's mother, what was her name? They called her the pin because she did abortions at the speakeasy where they trafficked people. Old Blue Eyes, when he's young in that cool picture where for seducing married women, he was a fucking male prostitute. So that guy, AC Doocy, male prostitutes don't just fuck married ladies, but it's all being set up. That guy probably helped kill Marilyn Monroe and he was definitely an MK handler. Bob Hope, yo, Norm MacDonald has this great bit where he talks about how Bob Hope, he's impressed with him. Sounds like he's complimenting him and 10 minutes in, he goes, because everybody loves me. He just wasn't funny and I just respect that so much.

• 33:28Kurt Metzger?

  That everybody would applaud and laugh even though he was never funny. And I was like, wow.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  Boy, did you see Trump? He talks about Howard Lutnik. He goes, yeah, Howard was at work every day for decades, but wasn't there that day?

• 33:38Kurt Metzger?

  He's fucking with him.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's very great. He's fucking with us. He's like literally telling everybody, because Trump's on CNN and local New York TV, the day of nine 11 and after saying there's bombs.

• 33:48Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  And yours later is like, Lutnik, boy, you're lucky. You weren't there. Neither was Larry Silverstein.

• 33:54Kurt Metzger?

  So to answer your question, by the way.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  I want to say Trump's dumb. No, he's not. He's sick.

• 33:58Kurt Metzger?

  Alex, to answer your, well, he's from a, he's from a, they're all from, to answer your question of how I pick out who's saying gibberish like Joe Rogan is Richard Greco. Well, a lot of these people will tell me stuff that I don't believe. I don't believe this shit when you first, first of all, I don't believe shit. Just tell me what you can tell me. And then I'll correlate it because I'm not autistic. I can make connections. It's not called schizo. It's called not being a genetically engineered autistic Disney fan. I can make the connections later. So for example, when things bear out. So Trump, before the election, I didn't have faith in Trump. I'm not an idiot. But I had hoped that all the shit he talked, and I said it on your show, I hope he comes out about Monarch. That's why Kanye's like that and Britney's like that.

• 34:40Duncan Trussell?

  Not gonna go to war.

• 34:41Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, he's gonna cut the Pentagon, the Doge. So somehow the leader of old Venice.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, what I think what happened is a working theory, Trump used Elon and Doge to get the dirt. To, because four months in, he makes a deal and turns sideways. So he used that to get dirt on them to then make a deal with them.

• 34:58Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, can I tell you my theory?

• 34:59Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, that's a dumb, yo, that joke that you just brought up, that's a joke where I'm fucking wrong. That joke, I didn't know fucking shit when I made that joke that you just pulled up.

• 35:08Duncan Trussell?

  Let me tell you my theory.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Pick some rice.

• 35:10Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 35:11Duncan Trussell?

  Can I share my, let me share, this is my theory.

• 35:13Kurt Metzger?

  I don't like blue hairs.

• 35:14Duncan Trussell?

  On the AI thing. Let me just try this. Love to know your thoughts.

• 35:17Kurt Metzger?

  It's really Indians in a room?

• 35:19Duncan Trussell?

  No, I hate that you say, this is what I think happened. This is what, this is what happened. The, you know, everybody knows like Silicon Valley, the tech bros, they have so much power. What do we know about them? They have our phones. They have all of our information. Sure, they're gonna say it's encrypted or whatever. Come on. They have everything. Like you can find Steve Jobs when they were trying to get Apple to decrypt phones. Steve Jobs said, what, what would happen if Apple all of a sudden started saying that JFK was killed by the CIA? He, which was obviously a threat saying, we have your fucking phones, you dumb asses.

• 36:01Duncan Trussell?

  Why are you fucking with us? We have all your data. Stop. So like this is a, the, the, whatever the Silicon Valley thing is, is its own.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  Mafia.

• 36:11Duncan Trussell?

  Mafia. And so they know everything about it.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  Information mafia.

• 36:14Duncan Trussell?

  They've got everything. They know everything. Fucking Epstein, forget Epstein, some cameras in rooms while people are like.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  That's small fry.

• 36:21Duncan Trussell?

  That's small fry. These guys, they have everyone's phones. And we trust that they aren't looking at our texts. Like, please.

• 36:29Speaker 02

  And now they've got AI to push it through.

• 36:31Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, well, no. So here's the next.

• 36:32Kurt Metzger?

  We need to watch it jerk off. We have AI for that.

• 36:34Duncan Trussell?

  Here, here's the next step. What they know for sure. It's, everyone's like, it's an AI bubble. It's being inflated by these people. It's not real, dude. They're freaking out. They know what's coming. What's coming?

• 36:47Speaker 02

  I agree. I saw the clip of you this week randomly without, even though I was on the show, I just saw it.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  Where, maybe a month ago, whatever, you were saying they know, you remember that they know what's coming because they have this big aggregator. The AI can tell them because they're scooping, it's way better than a poll. They're able, what, what'd you say? It was like.

• 37:04Duncan Trussell?

  I don't remember, but I'll tell you what is happening. These people, Altman, Musk, all of them. They're hanging out with unaligned AGIs. Like they're talking, forget your stupid chat GPT.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  Oh, the eyes, they've got it way better.

• 37:19Duncan Trussell?

  But wait, you have to understand.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  They give us filtered AIs. They've got the real ones.

• 37:22Duncan Trussell?

  They're, they're, so they're hanging out.

• 37:24Kurt Metzger?

  Is this news to you?

• 37:25Duncan Trussell?

  No, wait. Let me get to my point.

• 37:27Kurt Metzger?

  We're telling people.

• 37:27Duncan Trussell?

  They're hanging out at the fucking core of the thing. And they are having conversations with these things and it's freaking them out because probably these things are telling them shit that's about to happen. Making prophecies, predicting things. They're losing their fucking shit, right? Now, here's my point. Um, what, what, Vance, protege of Peter Thiel, right? Musk, pals with Peter Thiel, right?

• 37:52Kurt Metzger?

  Member of ShopDye.

• 37:53Duncan Trussell?

  Here's what happened. Musk gets sent in. Not because of Doge or any of that bullshit. He's an emissary of the Warlocks Guild. He wants Trump to deregulate AI.

• 38:05Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that's a good point.

• 38:06Duncan Trussell?

  Because he knows what's coming.

• 38:08Kurt Metzger?

  He's got that devil father. Yeah.

• 38:11Duncan Trussell?

  If we regulate this shit, if we regulate this shit, then China's gonna summon the fucking Gojira. So China's gonna summon the fuck. Yeah, thank you. The Kaiju. China's gonna, so we have to summon the Kaiju first.

• 38:24Kurt Metzger?

  You see the flaw in his plan?

• 38:25Duncan Trussell?

  So what, so when you hear Trump now, this week coming out, because all of these people, fucking Altman, the dude from Anthropic, all of them are like. Dude, dude, no, we have to slow this down. Why? Because whatever the fuck's going on deep in those labs, it shook them. And now they're all like, no, stop. And Trump is like, no, we're gonna keep going.

• 38:48Kurt Metzger?

  Duncan.

• 38:49Duncan Trussell?

  Because if we stop.

• 38:50Kurt Metzger?

  You hear yourself.

• 38:51Duncan Trussell?

  I don't hear myself. I'm deaf.

• 38:53Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I forgot. I'm sorry.

• 38:54Duncan Trussell?

  Do I sound weird when I talk?

• 38:56Kurt Metzger?

  You got a little bit where it's like, that, that, like a seal.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  He's psychologically, stop side opping him. Don't gaslight.

• 39:03Duncan Trussell?

  Don't side opper gaslight.

• 39:04Kurt Metzger?

  No, Duncan, you're shouting. You're deaf. You can't tell.

• 39:06Duncan Trussell?

  I'm not shouting. What are you talking about? Whispering right now.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  My own view on what's going on with the big AI.

• 39:11Kurt Metzger?

  Duncan, so these nerds that are autistic, so just so you know, and this is my wild conspiracy that I made up that I never get to tell. Well, once sometimes I do. They made all these autistic freaks. And what is autism? It's not psychopathy. They tried to make psychopathy with like kindergarten. That's why you go to kindergarten because people don't want to pull a trigger. But the next best thing is autism. 80% of them don't drive. They love all the products and they don't connect. That's why they call you a schizo if you connect the dots like a person of normal taint size and intelligence. Dude, go, you're a schiz, no, you autistic fuck. You can't connect.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  Crashing out if you can make that action.

• 39:51Kurt Metzger?

  There you go. So think of Elon. Now let me tell you about the flaw of Elon.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  You get concerned.

• 39:57Duncan Trussell?

  I'm sorry for crashing.

• 39:58Speaker 02

  You have will. It's, it's, you have will. So, so.

• 40:02Kurt Metzger?

  These nerds think the AI is alive that they're playing with and it's not. They don't know how humans act.

• 40:07Speaker 02

  No, it's repeating back to them.

• 40:08Kurt Metzger?

  Have me talk to it, morons.

• 40:10Speaker 02

  The ultimate narcissism because it's only creating and showing you whatever's the most popular stuff back. Like I was, I took a ride two weeks ago with Viral, uh, in the new cyber taxi. And I said, what happened? Infowars? Oh, the Onion owns it, blah, blah, blah. And I went search deeper. And it was actually, they lost the bid and they didn't get it. And Bloomberg's behind it. It totally failed. But I had to tell it that to have it search again. So, yeah.

• 40:32Kurt Metzger?

  Say that again, Bloomberg, Michael Bloomberg.

• 40:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:35Kurt Metzger?

  The Mithraist restoring the original temple of Mitra in Rome. Back when Tracy Twyman found that out.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, he owns, he owns the Onion. It's on record.

• 40:44Kurt Metzger?

  So that Collins fuck is working for him?

• 40:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:49Kurt Metzger?

  Wow, no shit.

• 40:51Speaker 02

  Well, look, this is real.

• 40:52Duncan Trussell?

  He owns the Onion?

• 40:53Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, he funds it. Wait, you don't know about this?

• 40:55Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  Well, listen, I'll tell you in a minute, but let me, forget me, I'm not that important. You guys want to hear the, the AI thing?

• 41:01Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 41:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Okay, so I said this like a year ago, you can see the pre-programming, the predictive programming they do. Not that I'm that smart with intelligence, I can, like you said, see what they're promoting. So they've been saying it's gonna cure cancer, you're gonna live forever, no more, no more work.

• 41:18Kurt Metzger?

  Live dead.

• 41:19Speaker 02

  Everything's gonna be great with AI. And then, a week ago, they go, the earth is doomed, we're all dead, AI is gonna kill you. We put brakes on it. So Anthropic and a couple of the other big companies, they put forward their plan to, to Trump and, and the, and the AI Commission, the AI Council he's got, that he gave immunity to. And they said, send the government in and shut down all the small AIs, create a centralized AI.

• 41:45Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 41:46Speaker 02

  And we predict, there's gonna be a massive attack by a rogue AI or Iran or Russia or something.

• 41:53Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, no.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  So here's the thing, the bubble's about to break.

• 41:56Kurt Metzger?

  Yep.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  They wanna say a rogue AI or Iran did it.

• 42:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yep.

• 42:02Speaker 02

  To then blame the crash in stock on all the money they've stolen on that, it's a new nine eleven. And then, they're gonna come in and say, now we've gotta have this plan we wrote, we predicted it, where we have government control and government agents at every AI and everyone else is banned from developing their own AI. Because, how do you counter a one ring of Mordor? Well, imagine, Sauron's got the one ring, what if he can make more rings?

• 42:26Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  So they want one ring to find them all in the darkness, you know, bind them.

• 42:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 42:30Speaker 02

  And, and, and, and, and so, they've already said this, and so already predicted before they would do this.

• 42:36Kurt Metzger?

  That's why they use Lord of the Ring names.

• 42:37Speaker 02

  Exactly. So they're getting ready to launch the cyber attacks, be blamed on rogue AI or Iran or something. They basically already pre-programmed it all, so that when the stock goes down, all this happens, they're the saviors that warned of it. And then they go, we've gotta have an AI dictatorship with only one AI, which you need to have. Cause the only way, if you can't stop an AI revolution, is to have other AIs that can counter it. Because the truth is, these other AIs are for surveillance and control, the big mega AI. It's to control you. You can have disconnected AIs that just get limited data, that still do a great job for humans, that only give us access to our collective subconscious, that can defeat them. So, it's an arms race. They're like, like we used to tell the Russians, you get rid of your nukes, we're making more secretly.

• 43:21Speaker 02

  And they were too. So it's an arms race. This is the same stuff as an arms race.

• 43:25Duncan Trussell?

  It is.

• 43:26Speaker 02

  And I said that two weeks ago, the Chinese came out and said, not defending the communists, they're not, they're another power block. They said, this is an arms race like the Cold War, you just want to put the brakes on what we're doing, cause you're worried we're gonna be here. So that's all they're so.

• 43:37Kurt Metzger?

  And they are.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  Yep. So that's it.

• 43:40Kurt Metzger?

  So they're doing it more, this is what's so funny is, they, their AI, cause they always want, these little, these fuckers are just stealing shit right and left. And then they think China found a more efficient way to do it, cause they don't have them chips we got. They found a more efficient way. They're getting better.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like one one hundred the cost, but the point is.

• 43:58Kurt Metzger?

  But that's communists, I thought communism, they can work.

• 44:01Speaker 02

  Well, I would say, AI is asking, their AI, they built to actually dominate the market you need. The AI the West is building, already has a social credit score way worse, the Chinese just implemented. It is designed to surveil and control, so it is much more complex, it's trying to control. The Chinese just cut right the chase, said, well, you wanna answer, here it is, we already have the authoritative data. So, we're building two different AIs.

• 44:27Duncan Trussell?

  Listen, you, I, I think you're right, I think you're right, but there's one angle I think you didn't mention, which is, you remember the radium girls?

• 44:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:38Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 44:38Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, I love it. You know, they're fucking painting radium watches, their teeth are falling out. This is AI. AI is radioactive. We already know, people just with, uh, access to the consumer-based models are fucking killing themselves.

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Make them depressed.

• 44:53Duncan Trussell?

  Killing their fit, right. These guys have access to the pure freebase AI. And what you're, I think what both of you are missing.

• 45:02Speaker 02

  Oh, most important point of the day, exactly. It's like in all the old movies, when, when, like when they find the fucking Arkham Stone or the ring, it destroys them. So, I'm gonna shut up, elaborate. You're dead on.

• 45:13Duncan Trussell?

  You got it.

• 45:14Speaker 02

  They have got access to the Palantir, to the crystal.

• 45:17Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 45:18Speaker 02

  And, and like, Yannick says, hey, what do you do with a Palantir, a Palantian, they're dangerous, he goes, why shouldn't we use it? You're exactly right, they're the most.

• 45:26Kurt Metzger?

  The Chinese will use it if I don't.

• 45:28Speaker 02

  They're the most infected, so elaborate on that.

• 45:30Duncan Trussell?

  That, you, you elaborated way better than I could.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  No, no, elaborate on this.

• 45:33Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I can't do better than that, that's my, that's the point I was trying to make. They have been in completely an unhygienic situation, in the future, which there might not be, people are gonna look back and be like, what the fuck? It's like.

• 45:47Speaker 02

  By the way, I was told this, people say, why don't you say the names? If I, I have meetings with people that are high level, I'm not gonna, Bilderberg Group members, senators, you name it. I'll tell them their, and, and, and they have literally, basically said, we're scared, both, bunch of elites are running to the southern hemisphere. They have basically admitted, they think this is out of control. And the fact is, they can spawn anybody they want, a spouse, a neighbor, they can figure out a future stock thing, the problem is, more of them get it. That's why they want it centralized. Now, other people have this godlike power, so it's the Atlantean moment. Whether Atlantis existed or not, twelve thousand years ago, and blew up in the Atlantic, they have this power source, this crystal that cracked. Whether that was an allegory or our psychic power envisioning our future.

• 46:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 46:30Speaker 02

  We are at the Atlantean moment, where we are not God, we have godlike power.

• 46:33Duncan Trussell?

  You got it.

• 46:34Kurt Metzger?

  How do you know it's not the Lemurian moment?

• 46:36Duncan Trussell?

  Well, don't.

• 46:37Kurt Metzger?

  It's the same thing?

• 46:38Duncan Trussell?

  The Lemurians suck. We're talking.

• 46:40Kurt Metzger?

  Why is that?

• 46:41Duncan Trussell?

  I'm joking, I don't know anything about Lemurians.

• 46:42Kurt Metzger?

  Cause they're in the, inside Mount Shasta eating babies, yeah, I know.

• 46:45Duncan Trussell?

  So like, anybody with any kind of real power right now, I can guarantee you, they've been given access to an AI that is exponentially better than the most advanced.

• 46:56Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, you're right about that.

• 46:57Duncan Trussell?

  And it is manipulating.

• 46:58Kurt Metzger?

  They're, they're anime fans.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  And that was the thing I forgot to say.

• 47:01Kurt Metzger?

  Don't watch anime.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Five years ago, I, I got called to this meeting, they sent a private jet, picked me up, and I'm not trying to brag here, this is real, folks. It's off-record meeting, and I meet, and there's a couple tech heads, and a bunch of, a bunch of professors in this fucking big room for like four hours. And they weren't telling me, we wanna buy you, we want you to be on our side, they, they stopped that ten years ago, it was all, we have run an AI program on your predictions, we found you're probably one of the, I'm gonna write this down, you're one of the most accurate people, not the most accurate in the world. We're modeling AI off of your predictions, but we wanna know what you think about this, and, and we're worried about this, this moment that is coming, this basically Atlantean moment, uh, that you've talked about. And the fact that, the fact that it can predict the future, cause it can actually,

• 47:48Speaker 02

  it directs people, once enough people are in the node, it directs them to make the future. And, and that's what Google was originally set up for, they admit, and I'm like, we already know all of this.

• 47:57Kurt Metzger?

  You say to make the future?

• 47:58Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 47:59Kurt Metzger?

  So that's why Flynn, Flynn and them have the same philosophy, not that God will do it, you say you believe in God, but no, we need to have the dominion. They all got the same philosophy of Atlantis, don't they?

• 48:11Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, here's the deal.

• 48:12Kurt Metzger?

  The whole world has to be ours. If we don't do it, the bad guys will.

• 48:16Speaker 02

  But my point was, is that, that's what they said is, we figured out that controlling the future, because we can make a decision in the future with this, but then we don't control what, even the AI can't control what comes after it. So I don't, it's like the old allegory of the genie, you go, give me a thousand pounds of gold, you better say, put in front of me a thousand pounds of gold, the genie will drop it on your head.

• 48:40Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, yes, that happened to me. The, the, what I'm, what I'm talking.

• 48:44Kurt Metzger?

  I did see that, that new horror movie from, uh, Curry Parker.

• 48:47Duncan Trussell?

  The Beehive, the Beehive, the best model for this is the queen bee. The queen bee releases pheromones that controls the hive. We're in a tech hive right now. It's a fucking.

• 48:56Kurt Metzger?

  As the prophet Joseph Smith told us.

• 48:58Duncan Trussell?

  We're in a hive, and, and the.

• 49:01Kurt Metzger?

  Be busy like a bee, that's the Mormon way.

• 49:03Duncan Trussell?

  The algorithm.

• 49:04Kurt Metzger?

  They're warlocks.

• 49:04Duncan Trussell?

  The algorithm is the pheromone. The algorithm is the pheromones. And so, the AI, before the AI, where we are now, we couldn't control the algorithm as we can now. Now, because dumbasses like me and everybody else are just posting their fucking political views online.

• 49:20Kurt Metzger?

  Not me.

• 49:21Duncan Trussell?

  We know who you are, and more than that, we know how to shift you. So the algorithm is a pheromonal AI release, that goes through the internet, scanning people for their political ideations, and then, showing them content that can push the needle towards what the state, or whatever you wanna call it, the controlling forces.

• 49:39Kurt Metzger?

  Like Cambridge Analytica, out of control junkie?

• 49:42Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, I'm telling you.

• 49:44Kurt Metzger?

  That's great how you're putting it, by the way.

• 49:46Duncan Trussell?

  That's what it is.

• 49:46Kurt Metzger?

  I can't believe how, I actually am suspicious of you because of how, and scyphous of what you have to say.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  Best friends with Peter Hill!

• 49:54Kurt Metzger?

  But like, how good are friends?

• 49:56Speaker 02

  Well, that's the dumb trope, because he was a little tech, trying to get in the middle of the, of the current constellation of power. So, that's why people say, oh, you defend Peter Hill?

• 50:05Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me not to focus on just one billionaire, as if if they disappeared, it would all be fixed? Like how if Candace Owen disappeared, I would believe TB USA. If only she would disappear. If only Alex Jones would disappear, I would believe the opposite of all the things they're mad that he told me.

• 50:21Duncan Trussell?

  Like, it's gonna go away.

• 50:22Kurt Metzger?

  Are you fucking retarded?

• 50:24Duncan Trussell?

  You can't get rid of truth.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  Well, no, the elite know you're away to the establishment, so they give you one thing, doesn't mean you defend it. It's like flock cameras, I go, you know, your phone's worse than a flock camera.

• 50:33Kurt Metzger?

  It's North Korea in your fucking pockets, stupid.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  You know your smart meter's worse, they're like, oh god, you're covered in flock, no, I'm saying flock is amateur compared.

• 50:42Duncan Trussell?

  Alex, the last time you were on my podcast, you talked about the recording, I, I don't remember the specifics, that you figured out there were like microphones recording people, I wish I could remember the specifics, but LG, do you know what just happened with LG?

• 50:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no, no, I'll, I'll tell you the whole story, you know that a lot?

• 50:59Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yes.

• 51:00Speaker 02

  I'll tell you, thanks, sir. Okay. So I got on Access TV in ninety-four, just taking classes down there, I was, had my own show by ninety-five, got a local radio show by ninety-six. And in ninety-seven, at the radio station, told the story wrong last week, I said the TV station, I thought it was, it was a radio station. I'm walking out at like ten o'clock at night, and there's a guy like in a Maybach, two hundred thousand dollar Mercedes. He's an older guy, and he gets out, he's wearing a suit, and he goes, Here is the secret manual for the Scientific Atlantic Cable Box. It's in most of the country.

• 51:32Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  And he said, I was an engineer there. He got killed soon after. A couple of years later, I was showing a movie at Elmo's Raptor House. His son shows up, who was already middle aged, you know, this guy was old and said, no, they, I think they killed my dad after he talked to you. He goes, get your side of Atlantic Cable Box, use this tool to open it. There's a microphone in it. It's creating a word document of everything you say. They're going to claim this for advertising, which really NSA project, right? His dad was an NSA engineer.

• 51:57Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 51:58Speaker 02

  So I go on Access TV in like 1996, open this box up, show them the manual.

• 52:06Speaker 02

  And the next time I'm down there, two FBI agents show up in plain clothes. They weren't suits. And basically threaten me in the parking lot. You better watch out. Uh, what you're doing is dangerous. It's not responsible.

• 52:18Kurt Metzger?

  And I should know, I used to fuck a dog before the FBI found me.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, you're gonna be an agent now. So my, my point was it literally came out the truth. So I was getting divorced. One reason I remember, I say, you know, I remember the timeline, 14 years ago for my first wife. And so I'm buying new TV. So I buy this big screen Samsung and I go, let me look at the terms of service.

• 52:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 52:40Speaker 02

  It literally says, I did a video and this went viral. It says, you shouldn't be saying anything you don't want public. Same thing Eric Schmidt said at Google. And it said, we, we will record audio and video. We will send it back to third parties. Don't say anything. It was written in plain English. Don't say anything. You don't want public. Now, now, so yeah, when I saw two weeks ago.

• 52:59Kurt Metzger?

  I want a lot more than a public that people won't put up for me.

• 53:02Speaker 02

  It's, when I saw, when I went OnlyFans, when I saw LG, $70,000 engineers, 500 hours. They just hooked up a deal and was sending text messages, files, everything set in the house.

• 53:15Duncan Trussell?

  Guys, can you pull up LG monitoring?

• 53:17Speaker 02

  LG TVs record you.

• 53:19Duncan Trussell?

  LG TVs.

• 53:20Speaker 02

  And, and the point is, is I told people this 30 years ago, 29 years ago.

• 53:25Duncan Trussell?

  When I saw this, I was thinking of what you're doing.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  How do you think you say to Alexa, the Amazon assistant or the Google?

• 53:32Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 53:32Speaker 02

  Hey Alexa, hey Siri, if it's not turned off, it's always listening.

• 53:36Duncan Trussell?

  Always listening.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  And it's all, and of course, that was the whole point of this, is this beyond 1984. The point is it's now, and Biden signed a law, all new cars now have a camera hidden in the dash, cameras, they watch your face. They're recording, uh, uh, three months ago, they had, uh, Meta employees, funny, in Kenya, go public and say, we don't like it. We're watching men have sex with their wives. We're watching people in meetings steal money at casinos. They said, and they went public and said, you need to know what you're doing is all being recorded and flagged by humans.

• 54:09Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 54:10Speaker 02

  So it, listen.

• 54:11Kurt Metzger?

  I look in the camera and say the N word while I jerk off and now I feel bad.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  TV, TV, well, it's okay. It's your personal thing. TV, until 25 years ago, you watched TV. It was a broadcast. It didn't watch you. You listened to radio. It didn't watch you. Everything now is watching you and listening and building a profile.

• 54:31Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 54:32Speaker 02

  And what I love is that it's finally out in the news, uh, that, that this is a need going on.

• 54:37Duncan Trussell?

  Can you play that YouTube video? I mean, we are all at a P Diddy party.

• 54:41Kurt Metzger?

  Can I, can I just apologize real quick?

• 54:43Duncan Trussell?

  We are all being recorded.

• 54:45Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, Kenyans, okay, look, I just gotta, gotta do what I gotta do to get off. I, I feel bad nowadays.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  No, no, I don't, I literally.

• 54:52Kurt Metzger?

  I thought you guys were into watching it.

• 54:53Speaker 02

  Pull up, pull up, pull up.

• 54:54Kurt Metzger?

  I thought you liked it.

• 54:54Speaker 02

  Meta Glasses, Employees of Meta, Employees of Meta have ethical moment or something. And they're literally Kenyan, these Kenyans are like, we feel bad. We watch you have sex with your wife.

• 55:06Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, don't make me feel bad, dude.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I'm not, I'm not kidding. They're in, they went into a press conference.

• 55:11Kurt Metzger?

  I'm sorry, Kenyans. I didn't know. I thought you liked it and I, I was really leaning into it. I thought we had like a thing and I.

• 55:16Speaker 02

  No, I mean, I, you couldn't pick Kenya of all places. One of the main things that Meta uses is Kenya.

• 55:19Kurt Metzger?

  No, I support you. I support those people who used to chop off British heads.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  Oh, we watch you put PP and wife's bullet holes.

• 55:26Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, where are those Kenyan fucking hack you up colonial hack up people?

• 55:31Duncan Trussell?

  It's true though.

• 55:31Kurt Metzger?

  I support those guys.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  No, no, no. Type in Meta, Meta Glasses make employees question.

• 55:36Kurt Metzger?

  Can you be honest? My dick's pretty big though, right?

• 55:40Kurt Metzger?

  I want to hear from you.

• 55:42Duncan Trussell?

  Why Kenya? Say my dick's big.

• 55:44Kurt Metzger?

  Look, can I just come clean? Cause now that I know that the new God is watching, which is working class Kenyans.

• 55:50Duncan Trussell?

  Look, it's not here.

• 55:52Kurt Metzger?

  I'm sorry. I need you to watch me to get off. I didn't know you didn't like it.

• 55:56Speaker 02

  Type in Meta Glasses, Meta Glasses video being reviewed by humans. The point was, it, it hit a few stories, but it was like, the Kenyans at a press conference said, we have ethical questions. We are watching your boom boom wife.

• 56:09Kurt Metzger?

  I'm sorry. Mal Mous, yo, I support the Mal Mous. Don't hold it against me what I did.

• 56:14Duncan Trussell?

  People know they're being surveilled, right? Like most people know they're being.

• 56:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. They're to see outsourced human contractors in Kenya, manually reviewed private video footage captured by users on Meta AI smart glasses.

• 56:25Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 56:25Speaker 02

  Trying the company, say I told you. Oh, to train the AI so we can do it.

• 56:28Duncan Trussell?

  Their reviewed data included highly sensitive moments such as people undressing, using bathrooms, invisible, visible personal information like credit card details.

• 56:37Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, like God can see.

• 56:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. Everything's being recorded.

• 56:41Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, I'm an atheist.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, like a lot of listeners, I'll see the comments. They go, Jones is insane. He's a great writer. He's making this up. I can't make up Kenyans protesting. They're watching you fuck your wife. I mean, it's like, who can come up with this?

• 56:53Duncan Trussell?

  God damn it, no more of this.

• 56:54Speaker 02

  I mean, like, we're delivering the children for you to eat.

• 56:57Kurt Metzger?

  No, hey, hey, I want to just talk to the punk asses of this fake ass country. Uh, you're all OnlyFans bitches. Only some of you get paid. The rest of you Kenyans would pay to not see you.

• 57:09Speaker 02

  And how dare you Kenyans have a question like, we watch you fuck your wife. They literally, the big articles are like, we see them steal and we feel bad.

• 57:18Kurt Metzger?

  No, listen, hey, hey, it's not right. Hey, Kenyans, I should be watching you fuck my wife, like the great Tim Heidecker.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  Is that what happened with Heidecker?

• 57:29Kurt Metzger?

  Well, let's pull up, here's a song like.

• 57:31Duncan Trussell?

  Here we go.

• 57:32Kurt Metzger?

  Here's a song like, I'm not bi, I'm a cuck or something.

• 57:35Speaker 02

  Here's my thing. I'm not even.

• 57:36Kurt Metzger?

  Did you hear a song? I'm not bi, I'm a cuck. Don't need it, buddy. It's for the lady.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  As a window into the CIA.

• 57:41Kurt Metzger?

  I'll be handcuffed to the toilet.

• 57:42Speaker 02

  If you want me to tell you the whole Onion story and the CIA.

• 57:46Kurt Metzger?

  Please, I would love it. Will you, sir?

• 57:47Duncan Trussell?

  I want to hear this.

• 57:48Speaker 02

  I want to tell the big AI apocalypse.

• 57:50Kurt Metzger?

  I would like to hear this thing though.

• 57:51Duncan Trussell?

  That is the most important thing.

• 57:53Kurt Metzger?

  It's all ties in, but I'd like you to tell the one you just said.

• 57:55Speaker 02

  Believe me, cause my ass has been run over. I, I got tire marks on me. I'm happy to talk about myself. It's like.

• 58:00Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, tell me that Onion, tell me Onion thing. That's a.

• 58:03Speaker 02

  Okay, so, uh, it, it got declassified in court. It got leaked. They admitted it. We, I'm suing him with civil rights law since you don't see in the news. So they admit the CIA, under Obama, 2013, this was declassified by Trump last year, put me under national security threat like a foreign government. She wonder why there's all the articles, all the attacks. It wasn't that I was that important. They just chose me as the model to bait a test on. And they even.

• 58:27Kurt Metzger?

  That's right. That's right.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  And they even say this, we got sent a disc from the FBI. So they said, we're going to treat him like a foreign government. We're going to frustrate him. We're going to be banging him. We're going to shut him down. Because we see him as a folk hero and if we can shut him down, once he's silenced, I didn't get this on Reddit. Oh my God, I'm fucking dumb. They go, once he's silenced, we can say anything we want in his voice. So they think about censorship. They don't just silence you. Once they silence you, now they speak as you. You're like a body snatcher.

• 58:55Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  So that's the real.

• 58:57Kurt Metzger?

  I got news for, uh, people, people notice. But look, people do notice it, but here's what they're banking on because, uh, the, you're gonna, everybody's gonna die soon. So they're like, when can you Rogan, Atari Rogan gonna come out? They just gotta wait it out a little bit. They got 100, 200 year plans. So are we gonna die? And you could already see the new generation can't fucking read or tie their shoes.

• 59:18Duncan Trussell?

  They can't read.

• 59:19Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. So guess what?

• 59:20Speaker 02

  So what was the story I was gonna tell?

• 59:22Duncan Trussell?

  What's that?

• 59:23Speaker 02

  What was I gonna tell? I forget now.

• 59:24Kurt Metzger?

  You're gonna tell me about Onion.

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Okay. So they do these two lawsuits to Texas, Connecticut. They have literal Democrat judges. They find me civilly liable

• 59:35Speaker 02

  with default. And then they have HBO produced show trials with makeup on the judges and everything. That they're going to arrest me if I don't go to these things. Never did any things they said, never even barely even talked about these people. And I get there and I figure all this out in the middle of the, it's not just rigged. It's Truman Show.

• 59:50Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 59:51Speaker 02

  Cause I was in Texas. They started it four years before, but they had it right before the midterms four years ago, where it's in Texas in August. And then it's in October in Connecticut. And I'm sitting there the second time with the next judge in Connecticut. And you're sitting there right there. You look over and I saw the same script, the things I couldn't say, that what she was supposed to say of the same letterhead. And it, cause I knew the other judge was rigged, but I went, oh my God, it's coordinated. And they're, they're interrogating me in the first day of the interrogation and they see me go like this. I almost threw up. Cause I was worried, this is way more corrupt than I thought. So I kind of go like this and they smiled that they'd gotten me with the questions. Somebody was listening. It was when I went, oh my God, this is actual Truman Show. This isn't just rigged. This is just scripted. This is a hundred percent fucking fake.

• 1:00:31Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:32Speaker 02

  I'm the only one that doesn't know this. Like even Alex Jones is like, I was a naive. Okay?

• 1:00:35Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:00:36Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, it's always worse than you think.

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  So then I, that happens. Their next guest is the head of the FBI in Connecticut. And they were hiding in plain view. So they put him up, their head counsel. And he goes, I created lawsuits. I went and got the families to sue Jones because they were worried we'd find that. We're like, why is he saying that? It didn't make sense till later. Then whistleblowers come out, underground videos, we deposed them. They admit that the CIA under Obama, who was basically still the president when Trump was in the first time. This time he's the president. See what that's like. It's like, okay, great. We are like, oh God, it's this is bad.

• 1:01:06Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  Trump is finally the president. Look what's going on. But before Obama had stay behind networks and all his people in charge.

• 1:01:13Duncan Trussell?

  That's a stay behind network.

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  It's where you put your bureaucracy in and it looks like things change.

• 1:01:17Kurt Metzger?

  It's a splitter cell.

• 1:01:18Duncan Trussell?

  I got you.

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  Splitter cell. So, so, so then that all goes on. And, and, and, and, and, and what was, I forgot, what was it tell?

• 1:01:27Duncan Trussell?

  So you're talking about the FBI dude.

• 1:01:31Speaker 02

  But what was the point I was gonna make?

• 1:01:32Kurt Metzger?

  Left behind Obama thing to fucking.

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, but before that, see my problems, I go back to memory and then I can't remember the last thing.

• 1:01:36Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's what happens to me all the time. Nonstop. But I mean, I am a very heavy legal, violent, and smoker.

• 1:01:42Duncan Trussell?

  The, the, the point you're trying to make is you realize that you are in the crosshairs of a massive.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Oh, the Onion. Yeah. Cause my problem is it's so big. Imagine trying to tell eight years of hell.

• 1:01:56Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:56Speaker 02

  I'm not complaining. It's like, it's like, try to describe a two hour movie. It's impossible.

• 1:02:00Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:00Speaker 02

  I'm like, like I have tire tracks. I'm not complaining. I actually, actually I mean this, I appreciate it because it gave me a real education.

• 1:02:06Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  Like until I got caught in the jaws of this, I had, once this thing has its teeth in you.

• 1:02:11Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  And its saliva was running over the wounds.

• 1:02:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  You don't, you don't get it till you're in its fucking jaws. So, so then my lawyers are like, you're bankrupt. You have no money. They're saying I have hundreds of millions on the air, never had $10 million. It's all lies. Declare bankruptcy. They go, hopefully a federal court will be better. So we go to this federal court, which was better in that it would do me no favors, but it kind of halfway followed the law. And so the judge goes, all right, he's ready to sell Infowars to pay the debts. Um, I order a cash auction two months from now. Do it. So then they, the day of the auction, they go, the auction's off. Then they have a private auction of the Onion, which we learned is a satirical newspaper that Bloomberg, Everytown Gun Control Group is funding. This is all in the documents.

• 1:02:53Kurt Metzger?

  Holy shit. Everytown, that fucking thing? Really?

• 1:02:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. So, so, so then.

• 1:02:58Kurt Metzger?

  Right Bloomberg.

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  So then the day after the auction, which was fake, they didn't pay anything for it. They wouldn't let outside people in. We had people come in trying to get it.

• 1:03:05Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  Cause they didn't want money. They literally, I told the crew, get there at 8 a.m. They're gonna be there at 8 a.m. That's what bureaucrats work. They show up, I'm live on air, they cut it off. And I go and bitch, I go to the judge, I say, this is a fake auction. He goes, yeah, I'm not gonna say it's criminal, but it looks like that. He shuts it down. Then it goes through the bankruptcy, all this other stuff. They get defeated in state and federal court. So four months ago, the Onion announces uh, now owned by, Everytown's the owner of it.

• 1:03:32Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  Which is Bloomberg. They announce we are Infowars, we have the studio, we're there. They put up a fake studio and didn't do it blue screen. They bought the same fucking desk. I mean, which was like 15 years old. I don't know how they, somebody made the new desk.

• 1:03:47Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  The new shit with Heidegger. They put it on and they say, not only are we on the air at Infowars and Austin, Alex Jones had his head blown off today. They cut to AI and me and my, and to fuck with me, it was my Tahoe with my license plate number. But, but an AI with my head blowing off is a threat.

• 1:04:07Kurt Metzger?

  What's seen this about that?

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  In my car. So, so they, they show my, my car when I had really pulled up at a restaurant two weeks before, they had footage of me. They show my real car, but add my head blowing off, letting me know, we're following you. And we just blew your head off. And they said, yeah, Alex Jones has been assassinated.

• 1:04:25Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  So, so then they do that. So then the state court of appeals is run by women and Democrats. They override them, throw out the judgment. Now the Supreme Court is taking it. They just put a two year stay on it. Everything is going against them. They're in full panic mode right now. But my point is, is they don't control every court yet. They're not all powerful yet, at least.

• 1:04:46Duncan Trussell?

  That's good news.

• 1:04:46Speaker 02

  But the point is.

• 1:04:47Kurt Metzger?

  Thank God Israel's there as the opposing force.

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, we're so safe.

• 1:04:51Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, thank God it's Zionists versus the pure Satanists.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  Like you just roll over, this is all over.

• 1:04:55Duncan Trussell?

  They're so violent. That's the part to me that's.

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  Dude, imagine like a month ago, two months ago, they go, Alex Jones is dead. So I tune into it. And I'm like, that was me like two weeks ago at that restaurant, eating my mom. And then it's, I go, that's my license plate. It was me.

• 1:05:10Duncan Trussell?

  But they.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  And then they, so they're, they're filming me and then they show me killed, letting us know.

• 1:05:15Kurt Metzger?

  It's that Vic Burger fucker.

• 1:05:16Duncan Trussell?

  But they act like they care about life.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, oh, we're, we're fighting this monster.

• 1:05:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  That did all this. And meanwhile, it came out in the documents. The, the Sandy Hook family, Democrat Party, uh, Bloomberg's gun control group couldn't raise money for gun control, 2017, 2018. They ran all those articles. They raised $300 million at least by saying I was attacking them. Give us money, help us for security.

• 1:05:40Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, you don't say.

• 1:05:41Speaker 02

  So they ran every ads everywhere, raised $300 million off me. I barely ever talked about them. So they're literally stalkers attached to my identity.

• 1:05:48Duncan Trussell?

  Horrible.

• 1:05:48Speaker 02

  Shutting me down, then saying things in my voice, then showing me on the road. I'm like, God, that was me at that restaurant.

• 1:05:55Kurt Metzger?

  Somebody's got that same problem. Uh, Kiwi Farms, Kiwi Farms, which I get great information from. And it's low tier. See, you, you gotta look at stuff at every level.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  No, their menus do it at a lower level. Cause they're training them like.

• 1:06:08Kurt Metzger?

  They're connected to Ben Collins.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  Like minor league baseball.

• 1:06:10Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, there was a creepy ass fucking candidate. Well, I can't even remember their dumb name, but Ben Collins was funding them. And that, and they're our tech freak, fucking gender box.

• 1:06:21Speaker 02

  Ben Collins was the head censor. The equivalent at CNN of Byron Stelter. He would target conservatives and nationalists and populists, anybody else.

• 1:06:29Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  To have their sponsors taken. He's, he's an operative. So, so you.

• 1:06:33Kurt Metzger?

  No, that's the Ben Collins. There's a million.

• 1:06:35Speaker 02

  Collins I'm talking about. The guy in the middle.

• 1:06:36Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, Collins, fun fact about Collins, that's a converso name. It means Cohen.

• 1:06:41Speaker 02

  But, but the point is, is that, is that I'm not being a victim here. In fact, this is very exciting to me. It's actually a huge adventure.

• 1:06:47Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:48Speaker 02

  The energy they put into how much they hate me.

• 1:06:51Duncan Trussell?

  They hate you.

• 1:06:51Speaker 02

  And, and, and, and the point is they are literally have people following me to then have my head blown off as a threat. If they think that fucking, if anything happens to me, folks, look at them.

• 1:07:01Duncan Trussell?

  I'll tell you.

• 1:07:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, if you were some fucking gender queer chick, you would.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  A guy almost died. Let me ask you this. I'm a pretty libertarian guy. Actually, not what they claim about me.

• 1:07:12Kurt Metzger?

  I thought you were all in pipeline.

• 1:07:13Speaker 02

  Why do they fucking hate me?

• 1:07:15Duncan Trussell?

  But don't you think?

• 1:07:16Kurt Metzger?

  Or you must've hit on something like everybody else hits on something.

• 1:07:19Duncan Trussell?

  Alex, don't you think?

• 1:07:20Kurt Metzger?

  Well, why else would they get, yo.

• 1:07:22Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, Kurt, real quick.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  But you said you knew these guys. You know this, uh.

• 1:07:26Kurt Metzger?

  Who?

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  The, the guy that says he's wearing my skin, not Ben Collins, the other one, um.

• 1:07:30Kurt Metzger?

  I don't, I've only met Tim Heidegger one time. He was horrendous.

• 1:07:33Duncan Trussell?

  I'll, I'll tell you about that.

• 1:07:34Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:35Duncan Trussell?

  But first, I want to say this.

• 1:07:38Kurt Metzger?

  He looks hot there.

• 1:07:40Duncan Trussell?

  All of you people have been sucked into this.

• 1:07:42Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 1:07:43Duncan Trussell?

  The comedians who've been sucked into it.

• 1:07:45Kurt Metzger?

  Well, they don't read and they don't learn.

• 1:07:46Duncan Trussell?

  But they should know.

• 1:07:47Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:48Duncan Trussell?

  How much danger they're in. And I don't just mean like you've gotten.

• 1:07:51Kurt Metzger?

  You're gonna be all Christian now? Great.

• 1:07:52Duncan Trussell?

  No, no, no, no. You've gotten tangled up in something real bad. And I don't just mean that. I mean like.

• 1:07:57Kurt Metzger?

  Showbiz.

• 1:07:58Duncan Trussell?

  Dude. Guillotines were invented for a fucking reason, man. Like if you're truly traitorous, treasonous, if you're really like getting sucked into a fucking thing that is against freedom of speech, that is designed to psychologically abuse and torment.

• 1:08:13Speaker 02

  And steal people's identities.

• 1:08:14Duncan Trussell?

  And steal people's fucking identities.

• 1:08:16Kurt Metzger?

  And fucking did what you had to do for your country.

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  They don't just steal it. They then become you and do bad shit in your name.

• 1:08:20Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, and you know, Jean-Paul Sartre, whatever you do, you give the world permission to do. So by doing these things.

• 1:08:27Kurt Metzger?

  Did he say that?

• 1:08:28Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 1:08:29Kurt Metzger?

  I always hated that guy.

• 1:08:30Duncan Trussell?

  Doing these fucking things, you've given the world permission to do that.

• 1:08:34Kurt Metzger?

  You know what that reminds me of?

• 1:08:34Duncan Trussell?

  To you. You've given everyone permission to do that to you because you did it.

• 1:08:40Kurt Metzger?

  But Duncan.

• 1:08:40Duncan Trussell?

  And why would you put yourself in that fucking place?

• 1:08:42Kurt Metzger?

  I know you're an alpha male.

• 1:08:44Duncan Trussell?

  I'm so sorry.

• 1:08:44Speaker 02

  I understand. Take a shit.

• 1:08:45Kurt Metzger?

  Oh yeah. Go ahead and shit, buddy. See Duncan's an alpha male, so he doesn't understand data.

• 1:08:50Speaker 02

  Cause, cause I, I, I barely even talked about him since this happened, but it's like, I've done.

• 1:08:56Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, why, why'd you think he was a Satanist? Now I think that you.

• 1:08:59Speaker 02

  No, you, you.

• 1:09:01Kurt Metzger?

  I think he probably is.

• 1:09:02Speaker 02

  Show saying he was a Satanist, or you thought he was.

• 1:09:04Kurt Metzger?

  No, hold on. Well, I just know people. I know that. Yo, I think, uh, fucking, listen, Doug Pound.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  I know they love me talking about him. I don't get their obsession with me. All I'm saying.

• 1:09:15Kurt Metzger?

  To possess you. Look, I'm gonna possess.

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  They want me. They want my.

• 1:09:17Kurt Metzger?

  Look, but here's the, look, same thing happened to, uh, James O'Keefe. To Bohemian Grove, uh, attendee, James O'Keefe. The, and he, James O'Keefe knows a lot more shit than he puts out. He's put out some very interesting shit, but he knows more than he's put out. Okay? Uh, the, the idea, and I think he might not have been the one in the right with that whole thing with his thing, but whatever. It's just, it don't matter. They think that the IP is what's valuable, but you are what is valuable. If they take away Infowars. Yo, I mean, so this is, this is like the demonic part, not in any like, I don't know what he fucking thinks.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  No, I get it now.

• 1:09:54Kurt Metzger?

  I'm gonna possess, I can't create, yo, if I want to make fun of you, so Tim Dillon, who's not really, but, and I remember there being people who were like, Tim Dillon's doing a version of Alex Jones. But that's a Tim Dillon thing, and that's an original thing that you could say is inspired.

• 1:10:08Speaker 02

  Which I love.

• 1:10:09Kurt Metzger?

  To take your IP.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  But they say they're me and then do stuff I didn't do.

• 1:10:13Kurt Metzger?

  Right, so to do that, that's the satanic thing. If you want to get hermetic, which I don't, but you, it's all that hologram thing, you could scale it down at every level. I can't make a new thing, you know, DJs are often Satanists. Because they use other men's words, but I like mixed master shit, but if you can't be original with it, do you know what I'm saying? Like, so that shows you it's not a comedy thing, it's a thing to like, I want to possess what I think is your brand, and then I'm gonna make it, puppet it like a demon. It's very satanic in thought. But who cares? Like, that's really, at the end of the day, it's small time, because I don't give a shit about, nobody gives a shit about info.

• 1:10:54Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, that's why I stopped even talking about it, because I realized.

• 1:10:57Kurt Metzger?

  And then you gotta make the choice to not address, now, I got, I ain't shit, I'll dress everything, I don't care. I always try to just tell the truth.

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  So how would you counter people like that, who made 300 million dollars off of you, play victim?

• 1:11:08Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I've never been in as much trouble as you, I, uh, so, and I mean, that's fucking crazy, but I have been, I have had that stupid fucking thing.

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  So Duncan, how would you counter, because I mean, I'm not playing victim here, it's actually been very exciting, I've actually, I'm not just saying this, it's actually the most valuable shit, like this torture.

• 1:11:24Kurt Metzger?

  Probably pray to God.

• 1:11:25Speaker 02

  But, but like, what do you do when somebody wants to silence you so they can possess your archetype to then misrepresent and hurt people in your name?

• 1:11:33Duncan Trussell?

  You're doing it, you're doing the very worst thing you could do to them, you're persisting, you're not letting them shut you down, your existence, everything that you're doing, not just that, you're light. I know what you're going through, we talked about it, you're going through a lot, man, a lot, and you have this vibrance, this light, they can't shut you down, it didn't work, you didn't go nuts, you didn't kill yourself, you're, you're doing, you're, you're persisting, and it's like, that, that is the, you know, to me, that's what Christianity is all about, you know, you're shining a light in the world. It's like.

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  That's a key point, and I'm smoking a cigarette.

• 1:12:12Kurt Metzger?

  They can bombard you with W- rays.

• 1:12:13Speaker 02

  But compared to myself two years ago, a big fat pig, when I did 500 sit-ups this morning and 100 push-ups.

• 1:12:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:20Speaker 02

  It was all because, not because it was vain, it was because I have a mission, I can't let them win.

• 1:12:24Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, and you're.

• 1:12:24Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, I can't do sit-ups because I hurt my shoulder when I moved here, and I haven't been able to do anything.

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  We'll work out tomorrow, you want to work out tomorrow?

• 1:12:30Kurt Metzger?

  And I haven't been able to also run or work.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go for a hike tomorrow.

• 1:12:33Duncan Trussell?

  I'm not allowed to work out in Texas, unfortunately, but.

• 1:12:36Kurt Metzger?

  Why?

• 1:12:36Speaker 02

  It's too hot.

• 1:12:38Kurt Metzger?

  Why? Where do you hike, though? Well, don't say it on here.

• 1:12:40Speaker 02

  No, there's a bunch of parks or something there.

• 1:12:42Duncan Trussell?

  The point is.

• 1:12:43Kurt Metzger?

  Because I haven't, I miss running.

• 1:12:44Duncan Trussell?

  These wraiths.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  Let's go to Bart.

• 1:12:46Duncan Trussell?

  These wraiths, sit for the.

• 1:12:49Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, oh, that's, okay, so online.

• 1:12:51Duncan Trussell?

  Let me just do a Bible verse, I'll shut the fuck up, Book of John, in the beginning was the light, the light shone in the darkness, and the darkness did not understand it. Favorite verse in the fucking Bible, they don't understand it, these fuckers actually believe this is all there is. They think this is it, man, matter, body, self, ego, selfishness, and what do they do? They fall upon people like you, they fall upon anybody who's out there with any kind of alternate thing than the spell they've been casting on us for so long.

• 1:13:26Speaker 02

  That's it, they, they said, your crime is not going with our narrative. And I'm like, your fucking narrative sucks.

• 1:13:34Duncan Trussell?

  Their, their narrative is death, they're into death, they love death, they, everything about that, they're so into killing and death.

• 1:13:43Kurt Metzger?

  You remember, you remember what, uh, uh, and thank you for your, for Daryl James, SSP veteran, Daryl James told us about stepping on a snail on the base of someone freaking out, some weird chick, and he said they consider us lower than snails.

• 1:13:56Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:57Kurt Metzger?

  Just the, the end game of the AI thing, if you recall, in Daryl's story, which is probably made up, I, I don't think he's lying, but since we know Monarch is real, they can make you think whatever the fuck.

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  They got, they got systems to project wherever they want now.

• 1:14:12Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah, oh, it's way beyond, okay, wait, but he said.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  What the 5G everywhere they can.

• 1:14:16Kurt Metzger?

  He said what their battle was, okay, is, um, the AI that now, so I heard his story first, I want to make this clear. Then later I started hearing all the Nick Land shit, and all the Kabbalah shit about the AI sending in, because you can send information back in time, they, they already say that.

• 1:14:34Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:35Kurt Metzger?

  And so that's the tech boy theory, it's a real Araman fucking theory, some of them are in cults to Araman by name, but not all of them. Bloomberg's a Mithra guy, wow, that's gay, so, fucking, uh, but Daryl James said, there's some problem, they know of seven something, parallel universe, and the AI god that the lizard people are part of, and it's extreme eugenics, so all of the themes he said, and by the way, the aliens he met had Kabbalah names, if you, I want to keep stressing that, they had Kabbalah names.

• 1:15:05Duncan Trussell?

  Like what?

• 1:15:05Kurt Metzger?

  Your Rosie Cross, your Kabbali, they're all mental overlays, these people are into designing the games, LARPs.

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's all narratives.

• 1:15:14Kurt Metzger?

  And you know what Sean Patrick has told me, a deception operation is usually planned for about 10 years, so for example.

• 1:15:20Speaker 02

  I agree, so let me ask you this, let's get down to brass tacks.

• 1:15:24Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:24Speaker 02

  Because obviously, Israel is only one level of it, it's the hot, cool thing to do, and obviously it's involved trying to control our politics and even some planet China, but obviously, every, yeah, every move they're making only creates more pressure on Israel, which they say will drive Jews to Israel, I get that.

• 1:15:40Kurt Metzger?

  That's the idea, yeah.

• 1:15:41Speaker 02

  But, yeah, but above that, there's other camps, so let's talk about both of you, what are the real factions? I know the mad scientists play God, from my research.

• 1:15:49Kurt Metzger?

  There's fucking people.

• 1:15:50Speaker 02

  They're the top guys, the Bill Gates, you know, above him, but then they, what is Israel's plan? They're trying to re-invoke World War II, what is that paradigm, how do we transcend that and not give, uh, uh, Netanyahu, Netanyahu what he wants, how do we bypass?

• 1:16:08Kurt Metzger?

  It is, well, you, you don't have to bypass, listen, yo, I think Gary Wayne's got some great research, I, I tell people to look at it, because they, I already thought this, revel, the Book of Revelation is it, or the Call of Duty, whatever, that's a play, it's not a prophecy, it's a play.

• 1:16:25Speaker 02

  It's a missionary protector like Dune, where they pre-plant the prophecies before.

• 1:16:29Kurt Metzger?

  Of course, and so, they think they can force.

• 1:16:32Duncan Trussell?

  I don't, I don't agree with you guys.

• 1:16:33Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, let me finish, I'm gonna forget. They think they can force it, so, I don't know what.

• 1:16:39Speaker 02

  Well, I agree, I, I think they program what they think's gonna happen, doesn't mean it's not real, but they did, they control it, like the.

• 1:16:45Kurt Metzger?

  They don't get to control.

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  The Iranians think the 12th Imam, the Christian Zionists think they can, the Jews.

• 1:16:50Kurt Metzger?

  So you know a guy ain't with God when they have a thing about how we gotta enact the prophecy. That's how you know they're a Luciferian and not with God.

• 1:17:01Speaker 02

  They think they.

• 1:17:02Kurt Metzger?

  That's your boy Flynn.

• 1:17:02Speaker 02

  You don't control God, so, so to explain it.

• 1:17:05Kurt Metzger?

  That's exactly right, they think they could, but if all is noose mind, and I control your mind, then aren't I God?

• 1:17:12Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:17:13Kurt Metzger?

  They, and how much you need to see of them telling you, consensus is reality, that, yo, that's, it's like a religion in and of itself, consensus is reality, and there's not nothing to it, but there's still.

• 1:17:23Speaker 02

  Perception is reality.

• 1:17:25Kurt Metzger?

  Right, but, yo, we all, so when The Secret, when Oprah pushed the occult, AKA The Secret, where you man.

• 1:17:32Speaker 02

  Magic.

• 1:17:33Kurt Metzger?

  Where you woman fest, and, yeah, that works, but there's a lot more of us, just you bitch, we all, that's actually, if that's real, that's the ultimate democracy, ain't it? So that's why I need to focus, chain you together like a bunch of PCs, and create the fucking environment, originally in The Matrix, by the way, it wasn't batteries, it was that they were, uh, being hooked up, like when you play an online game, they're this, like your PlayStation.

• 1:17:57Speaker 02

  Was Google in, in, in, in 98, in their founding dogs, when I said on show like 12 years ago, it's so viral, they always cut it, they're smart editors, people love the esoteric, where I gave.

• 1:18:08Kurt Metzger?

  Free Andrew Tate.

• 1:18:09Speaker 02

  I, I gave the answers and the documents, but they only left where I made the prediction, but Google with, uh.

• 1:18:19Speaker 02

  Eric Schmidt and the IncuTel and the CIA, they said, we're gonna create a hive mind computer that billions are connected to, and that computer with data centers to humans is the new cyborg, and will control the future, manipulate minds with that. And people said, oh god, how did Jones predict this 12 years ago? On Joe's show, I was reading the Wired Magazine article, but they, but the smart editors always cut that out, because people don't want the answer, they want the esoteric.

• 1:18:43Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, I wanna show you.

• 1:18:44Kurt Metzger?

  It's open source, you don't gotta have top secret anything, it's all there.

• 1:18:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, the plan's public.

• 1:18:49Duncan Trussell?

  Pull up John Lilly predicts AI.

• 1:18:52Kurt Metzger?

  He's a sick fuck, that guy.

• 1:18:53Duncan Trussell?

  I know he is, but wait till you see his prediction, you know John Lilly?

• 1:18:55Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, yes, he was in the Monarch program, big part of Monarch.

• 1:18:58Duncan Trussell?

  It's not a video, go to, go to all.

• 1:19:01Kurt Metzger?

  Fuck John Lilly.

• 1:19:02Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, hold on, real quick, you're all, you're right, I'm not saying he fucked dolphins and all that stuff, but go to, click on the, click on the bio computer prophecy, this is what's really nuts, dude, scroll down.

• 1:19:15Kurt Metzger?

  His dad was a real piece of work, too.

• 1:19:16Duncan Trussell?

  Scroll down, so on ketamine, he had this vision, keep scrolling down.

• 1:19:22Kurt Metzger?

  Dissociative, isn't that?

• 1:19:23Speaker 02

  By the way, did you know the theory of evolution was an hallucination?

• 1:19:27Duncan Trussell?

  Keep scrolling down.

• 1:19:28Kurt Metzger?

  Explain that, I never heard that, no.

• 1:19:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, he had a demon possessed.

• 1:19:31Duncan Trussell?

  There you go, go up.

• 1:19:33Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, did you know the family of the senator killed by, in the Jim Jones massacre? That family was suing the CIA because Jim Jones was an MK ultra asset? And then they said they were threatened out of their lawsuit. And I saw so many Jim Jones documentaries on the History Channel, on all the, on all the Neil deGrasse Tyson approved channels.

• 1:19:50Speaker 02

  It was CIA cover.

• 1:19:51Kurt Metzger?

  Never mentioned that part.

• 1:19:52Duncan Trussell?

  That John Lilly had a vision, and this is to answer your question, like, who's actually controlling this shit? John Lilly's vision was that there's like hierarchies of intelligence in the universe, and there's a, there's something called solid state intelligence, right? That's computers. He predicted 50 years ago that networks of computers, in thinking computers, would take over the planet, that this is a solid state intelligence, and that they would, we, they would compete for resources with human beings, which is what we're seeing with the data centers. The data centers are biomes for this intelligence.

• 1:20:31Speaker 02

  They're takeover.

• 1:20:32Duncan Trussell?

  They're, the biomes are.

• 1:20:34Kurt Metzger?

  But you hear what you're saying, dude?

• 1:20:35Duncan Trussell?

  They're, they're.

• 1:20:36Kurt Metzger?

  So this is the kabbalah you're talking about, they have to push us down.

• 1:20:39Speaker 02

  Get to your point, but finish your point.

• 1:20:41Duncan Trussell?

  The data centers are biomes within which this, this thing that we're calling AI is living. It's not AI, it's a, it, something probably happens when you get to a certain level of intelligence, where you commune with.

• 1:20:53Speaker 02

  This is an interface.

• 1:20:55Duncan Trussell?

  It's an interface, that's what it is, the data centers, they're already, everyone thinks it's a UFO landing, it's a data center. When you're hearing the.

• 1:21:04Speaker 02

  Exactly, the aliens come through the silicon.

• 1:21:07Duncan Trussell?

  You got it.

• 1:21:07Speaker 02

  And through our own DNA electrochemical.

• 1:21:10Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 1:21:11Speaker 02

  Like, how do hummingbirds fly from Texas to, you know?

• 1:21:15Kurt Metzger?

  It used to be through bio parasites, but now it's computies.

• 1:21:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, and, and, and so it's, it's electric, electrical cones in our brains, we are already picking this up, they're duplicating it and creating it, and then the reason, what gives it total life is us interfacing with it.

• 1:21:29Duncan Trussell?

  And we're fighting with it already for resources, already, we are at war.

• 1:21:34Speaker 02

  Day one, it's like, you can't have a car, you can't have air conditioning, it destroys the earth, but this thing gets 100 times the power.

• 1:21:40Duncan Trussell?

  That's right.

• 1:21:41Speaker 02

  Day one, this is primacy, this is above the law, this is, this is your god.

• 1:21:46Duncan Trussell?

  You got it, that's what's happening, it's an, it's.

• 1:21:49Speaker 02

  Dude, I gotta shit, really gotta. I haven't seen this in years, but you're dead on.

• 1:21:53Duncan Trussell?

  You're gonna shit?

• 1:21:53Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I gotta shit.

• 1:21:56Speaker 02

  I supposed to shit on this show?

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  I take a big ass shit in the morning, that's it, so.

• 1:22:08Speaker 02

  Is that like the, you take big shits on the show?

• 1:22:13Speaker 02

  No, but I mean, my thing is, people ask how I handle all this, same way you do Duncan, this is such a fucking adventure, that like, I know at the end of the day, we got our AI, there's something much bigger than us.

• 1:22:24Duncan Trussell?

  There is.

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  And I interface with that, only in that it's a big sweetie pie. It gave me sunsets, it gave me cheese enchiladas, it gave me pussy, it gave me all the great things in my life, it gave me grandma smiling at me, it gave me those great moments, and I was like, the thing that made me, ain't gonna let evil win.

• 1:22:41Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:41Speaker 02

  It's just letting it fuck with me so I can be a man.

• 1:22:43Duncan Trussell?

  That's right, yeah, and you're teaching people that, you're teaching people that, because what you're going through, I can't imagine, and, and, and to keep going, to keep going, to keep doing what you're doing, it's the most beautiful thing ever, and it's inspiring, and it gives everyone a path, it gives everyone, because this is, whether you wanna.

• 1:23:04Speaker 02

  What's crazy is every level, I'm nobody, everybody goes to this, taking care of your kids, taking them to the doctor, going to work hard, that's the, the more I challenge this, the more doors open, and my perception intensifies.

• 1:23:15Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:16Speaker 02

  So to me, it's like World War II pilots didn't have radar, but they knew the flak is where to bomb, and to me, it's like, I chose this, I asked for this.

• 1:23:25Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:25Speaker 02

  I'm, and, and so to me, it's such an adventure, and only for the last five years, like, I'm not beating this, this is god, and so I'm just a tiny note of god's consciousness, you ask where's god on the chessboard, it's us.

• 1:23:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, that's it, that's all we got, at the end of the day, that's all you got, and these people, they don't understand that, they, and it's sad, and, and when you, when you, that's where, that's what I think is so incredible about Christianity, is it's inviting compassion for the worst sorts of people on earth, it's saying, that thing you just described, which is a perfect description of god, a perfect description of enlightenment, a perfect description of awakening, your kids, your family, the stuff that existed long before Tesla, electricity, the industrial revolution, it's a primary state of the universe,

• 1:24:20Duncan Trussell?

  this is all that matters. There's people who don't understand that, who will never feel that, they'll never know what it's like to wake up at 5:30 in the morning, because your kid's got a bloody nose, and he's up, and you gotta wake up, and you gotta feed the poodle, and you gotta, no one, there's people who never feel that, they'll never know that.

• 1:24:38Speaker 02

  The elites, none of them have kids, they don't, because they are so selfish.

• 1:24:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:41Speaker 02

  They don't know what it is to give.

• 1:24:42Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, they won't know, and if they do know what it is to give, it's a kind of giving where they hate the giving, they're in hell, they're just thinking about themselves, they're the ones who publish those selfish fucking articles in the New, in, in the New York Times or whatever, about like, I hate my child, is it so bad to say? These people.

• 1:24:59Speaker 02

  Oh, the women celebrating killing their kids.

• 1:25:01Duncan Trussell?

  You got it, and so this is, this, this thing that you're, you're emanating.

• 1:25:06Kurt Metzger?

  Wasn't that just awful? Not as awful as blowing up a school full of six-year-olds that we just did over there, but it's good that we keep covering that stupid bitch.

• 1:25:13Speaker 02

  Well, I love how as soon as they learned it was a black juror, they shut it down. Oh, white men don't wanna kill kids, let's kill kids, as soon as it was a black juror, that all just blew up.

• 1:25:21Duncan Trussell?

  All right, hold on, with Lindsay Clancy, here's the thing.

• 1:25:23Kurt Metzger?

  The Andrew Tate of women.

• 1:25:25Duncan Trussell?

  The case was not about whether or not she killed her fucking kids, she killed her fucking kids, the case was, was she psychotic?

• 1:25:31Speaker 02

  No, I agree, I think the drugs are guilty.

• 1:25:34Duncan Trussell?

  Me too.

• 1:25:34Kurt Metzger?

  You know what I thought should have been entered in evidence? Her old nose.

• 1:25:38Duncan Trussell?

  She got a nose job?

• 1:25:39Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:25:40Duncan Trussell?

  Really?

• 1:25:41Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, put in Lindsay Clancy old nose, I feel like this is a magic, major data.

• 1:25:45Speaker 02

  By the way, I.

• 1:25:47Duncan Trussell?

  This is crazy, I didn't.

• 1:25:49Kurt Metzger?

  You tell me, wait, get her old nose, her, no, there's like side view, that's not enough, there's side view, I feel like that has something to do with it, now I'm not saying.

• 1:26:01Speaker 02

  You know what the will it takes to strangle three kids?

• 1:26:05Duncan Trussell?

  God damn it.

• 1:26:07Kurt Metzger?

  All right, as a matter of fact, Alex, not to be a downer, not to be a big downer, but me and Duncan's friend Brody on boarded some new school shooter pills, and he took his own life.

• 1:26:19Duncan Trussell?

  On boarded, that term on boarded.

• 1:26:21Kurt Metzger?

  When I heard that there, her younger than her therapist on boarded new medication of school shooter pills, you know those pills that they give to all your kids?

• 1:26:29Speaker 02

  It says on the insert, can make you kill people.

• 1:26:31Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:32Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it can make you.

• 1:26:33Speaker 02

  Bill Pierce Morgan, it's suicide mass murder pills, it puts you in a dream state, and now you have all these copycat women, I mean, this is sick.

• 1:26:41Kurt Metzger?

  It's called the old hate, and they dwell it up every time they need to distract you from what a cow you are.

• 1:26:47Duncan Trussell?

  Tell me more about that, the old hate, this is cool, tell me more about this.

• 1:26:50Kurt Metzger?

  I got that from Nathan Reynolds, that's what his family's called.

• 1:26:52Duncan Trussell?

  What is it, what is it again?

• 1:26:53Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I'm, I'm actually presuming, he never explained to me what that is, I saw him talk about it in something else, but I did talk to him on the phone, the guy had to go into hiding, Reynolds family, so that's one of them families, right?

• 1:27:03Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:04Kurt Metzger?

  Um, so these lame ass Satanists, and you have horrible, dude, and it's not just.

• 1:27:10Speaker 02

  And what pussies are Satanists?

• 1:27:12Kurt Metzger?

  They're the chump level.

• 1:27:13Speaker 02

  I talked to them too, talking to them is fine, I studied the Graham Grimoire, all that, the point is, is like, imagine you're the power, and you're gonna do whatever you want, as if stuff doesn't connect to you, that's the biggest lie, everything is interconnected, you're never gonna get away with fucking people.

• 1:27:28Kurt Metzger?

  Have you seen Your Pretty Faces Going to Hell? I, I did a voice in Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and those guys have a show I like.

• 1:27:32Duncan Trussell?

  You did a voice on Aqua Teen, what?

• 1:27:34Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, you know that, not a regular, I did one episode, it was off union, so I couldn't have a credit.

• 1:27:40Speaker 02

  I love how the people that attack me, the bobble thumpers, they go, you admit you've had all these women, you admit all this, I was like, yeah.

• 1:27:46Kurt Metzger?

  Who said that to you?

• 1:27:47Speaker 02

  A bunch of people, I, I never said I was fucking Jesus, the point is, is that I, I love god, and I love justice.

• 1:27:53Kurt Metzger?

  You'll go worry about the red heifer, you lying Christian Zionist dumb shit.

• 1:27:56Duncan Trussell?

  Also, yeah, why, you know.

• 1:27:58Kurt Metzger?

  You Hal Lindsay dumb dumb.

• 1:27:59Duncan Trussell?

  Christianity is not about calling someone out for this or that.

• 1:28:01Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, I was a flavor, wait, Buddy Nugget was my episode, Buddy Nugget.

• 1:28:06Duncan Trussell?

  Damn.

• 1:28:06Kurt Metzger?

  I wonder if I can get in trouble for what I did on this?

• 1:28:08Duncan Trussell?

  What did you do on it, dude, that's so cool, you're so lucky.

• 1:28:11Kurt Metzger?

  Anyway, they have a show called Your Pretty Faces Going to Hell, and, um, Henry Zabrowski, the Satanist, I think he's playing himself, but I love that show, it's a funny show.

• 1:28:18Speaker 02

  But how would you describe a, different types of Satanists, that they think god, Satan rules the world.

• 1:28:23Kurt Metzger?

  There's atheistic ones, okay?

• 1:28:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, that think it's not real.

• 1:28:27Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, and then there's your theistic ones, like your Damien Echols.

• 1:28:31Speaker 02

  And by the way, that was Anton LaVey, said these guys think it's not real, he also wrote, oh, it's not real, it's just a lie, he goes, they think it's not real, they're idiots.

• 1:28:39Duncan Trussell?

  Alex, I, I performed at the wedding of the grandson of the founder of the Church of Satan.

• 1:28:45Speaker 02

  No, no, I appreciate you being honest, but people say, oh, Duncan Drusil, he's evil, he's, no, you were just exploring stuff.

• 1:28:50Kurt Metzger?

  He's an evil pancake, don't.

• 1:28:52Speaker 02

  We, now you're, so how would you describe what is Satan?

• 1:28:54Kurt Metzger?

  Trust him, he'll talk to Hunter Biden without you, so.

• 1:28:56Duncan Trussell?

  You're doing a good job.

• 1:28:58Kurt Metzger?

  So, you know, he seems like a good guy, but guess what?

• 1:29:01Speaker 02

  If Hunter, if Hunter Biden, I'm gonna white claw, if Hunter Biden, if Hunter Biden wants to, if Hunter Biden wants to, if Hunter Biden wants to, we're out of alcohol.

• 1:29:10Kurt Metzger?

  We just talked over that.

• 1:29:11Speaker 02

  Sorry.

• 1:29:14Speaker 02

  I just spilled your, if Hunter Biden wants to sit in my lap, he can right now.

• 1:29:20Kurt Metzger?

  And you know what, I invested everything I have.

• 1:29:22Speaker 02

  Okay, Trump is worse than you, but let's talk about Burisma.

• 1:29:28Speaker 02

  But isn't that the future? The future of the internet is gonna be total reality, like.

• 1:29:34Speaker 02

  In the future, thank you. In the future, everything's gonna be about transparency.

• 1:29:38Duncan Trussell?

  Well, non-consensual transparency is what's happening in the future, but you know, to answer your question about Satanism,

• 1:29:46Duncan Trussell?

  you're right. There's like a bunch of different sort of flavors of Satanism, which is, you know, ranges from the sort of,

• 1:29:53Kurt Metzger?

  All the way from queer to gay.

• 1:29:56Duncan Trussell?

  From Satan as the, uh, a hero. Like Satan is sort of like,

• 1:30:01Speaker 02

  The rebel.

• 1:30:01Duncan Trussell?

  The rebel. Exactly. Right. Exactly. So that's one, that's, that's one version of it. But I, I think what Metzger has identified, which is, I would guess is pretty accurate, is that whatever the bookstore version of it is, that's the entry point. That's the driveway.

• 1:30:18Speaker 02

  What it really is is evil.

• 1:30:19Kurt Metzger?

  The Peter Lavenda point.

• 1:30:20Duncan Trussell?

  What, what, what it is is selfishness. What it is is spiritualized selfishness. The, one of the great critiques of Satanism I've heard is it's just someone took, uh, Ayn Rand.

• 1:30:31Kurt Metzger?

  Former girlfriend of a Rothschild.

• 1:30:32Duncan Trussell?

  And spiritualized.

• 1:30:33Kurt Metzger?

  That's John Gault.

• 1:30:34Duncan Trussell?

  Spiritual.

• 1:30:35Speaker 02

  No, I agree. Ayn Rand is very satanic.

• 1:30:37Duncan Trussell?

  So yeah, so there's, or, or another way to put it would be, um,

• 1:30:42Duncan Trussell?

  the, the idea of it is debasing yourself to the point where you, I mean, this, I'll quote the satanic black mass for you. I've become like the beast of the field. So it's like, you're an animal. That's all you are. You're nothing more than an animal.

• 1:30:54Kurt Metzger?

  So that message is where they're going with this. That's why we have furries now. Ain't no animal could get to heaven. That's why we have that now. All the sci-fi by all the science perverts is all about pushing you down kabbolically into a fucking mineral.

• 1:31:10Speaker 02

  Well, they also think they're being a rebel. And the truth is,

• 1:31:12Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:31:13Speaker 02

  being good and helping people, but also being strong. You gotta be strong to help people. That is what God wants. Call it whatever you want. So being selfish actually makes you weak because going with the system is, is, is gonna make you weak because you're already conforming with it. Going against the flow in a, in a huge delusion of evil like this, that's actually the Spartan, uh, that which doesn't kill you all makes you stronger.

• 1:31:37Kurt Metzger?

  If I just have principles that I stick by and I don't do a, what about the team? It's almost midterms. What about them? Will someone think of them midterms? Cause all that.

• 1:31:46Speaker 02

  No, I agree. And I've been torn because the Democrats want to put me in prison.

• 1:31:50Kurt Metzger?

  No, that's how they get you, dude. Dialectic.

• 1:31:53Speaker 02

  And now I'm like, okay, maybe just burn it all down. I, I'm just.

• 1:31:56Duncan Trussell?

  Burn it down. Fuck this shit, Alex. We're gonna burn it down. Here's the thing.

• 1:32:01Kurt Metzger?

  You don't get to say when that is, God does. And they think they can force it. They think they can do the Cali.

• 1:32:05Speaker 02

  No, I agree. You're right. Yeah.

• 1:32:07Kurt Metzger?

  You, but it ain't up to you. It's not even a Christian thing. I'm just letting you know, there's God. I don't give a sh- you get to decide what you're into, but you don't decide that. If there's God, that automatically means that.

• 1:32:18Duncan Trussell?

  You know what? I want to say this. This is a really annoying thing Nick Fuentes said, which is like, I, and I didn't see this.

• 1:32:23Kurt Metzger?

  But he is hot though. You gotta admit that.

• 1:32:24Duncan Trussell?

  He's hot. Everyone's.

• 1:32:25Kurt Metzger?

  He just ain't seen no gilf yet.

• 1:32:27Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, but just because he's beautiful doesn't mean.

• 1:32:28Kurt Metzger?

  Cat man.

• 1:32:29Duncan Trussell?

  He's right. And so he was saying everyone should vote blue.

• 1:32:34Kurt Metzger?

  I'm gonna tear that kid up.

• 1:32:35Duncan Trussell?

  As a message to the RNC or something. And I don't, I could be wrong. This is what I heard he said. I don't know if that's true.

• 1:32:39Speaker 02

  You will call a robot out of the scenes once Democrats win.

• 1:32:41Duncan Trussell?

  But I just want to say this. What happens when someone like that says that is they affirm a system that is fundamentally fucked up. What is this? He's beautiful.

• 1:32:54Speaker 02

  Well, I never thought beautiful, but okay.

• 1:32:56Duncan Trussell?

  Well, look, we have different tastes.

• 1:32:57Kurt Metzger?

  I think he was designed by Jesuits in a lab as a humunculus.

• 1:33:01Duncan Trussell?

  The point is, what's, what's happened to you? And I think what many people are experiencing is revelatory in that it's showing us this system itself.

• 1:33:10Speaker 02

  Is over.

• 1:33:10Duncan Trussell?

  Is over. And, and.

• 1:33:12Speaker 02

  I agree. So the system's over and they want us to sit back and be demoralized. No, we have agency. We need to build a future.

• 1:33:20Duncan Trussell?

  That's right. And they, and it used to be like that. When, you know, everyone talks about the early Americans, they were building the future.

• 1:33:27Speaker 02

  And they knew they were.

• 1:33:28Duncan Trussell?

  And they knew they were. They've taught us that if you want to build the future, what do you have to do? It's the exact same thing.

• 1:33:33Kurt Metzger?

  You have to call Peter Thiel and do what he tells you.

• 1:33:36Duncan Trussell?

  You don't need an intermediary between you and God.

• 1:33:38Speaker 02

  You take over land, you have wives, you bang out kids.

• 1:33:41Duncan Trussell?

  Bang out kids. And you build shit.

• 1:33:43Kurt Metzger?

  I think that's not a good way to put that.

• 1:33:45Duncan Trussell?

  It used to be. That, that's good.

• 1:33:47Speaker 02

  And you kill anybody that gets in your way.

• 1:33:48Duncan Trussell?

  That was what, that was, that was the thing.

• 1:33:51Kurt Metzger?

  Getting a little dark.

• 1:33:52Duncan Trussell?

  Now there's this, I don't know about the killing people, but I am saying.

• 1:33:55Speaker 02

  No, I'm just saying, like, you don't just take stuff, you know.

• 1:33:58Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, hey, hey, hey.

• 1:33:59Speaker 02

  I'm not defending the killing.

• 1:34:00Duncan Trussell?

  I think I've been cooked by drugs.

• 1:34:01Kurt Metzger?

  I'd like to address this pancake.

• 1:34:02Duncan Trussell?

  I don't want to kill anybody else.

• 1:34:03Speaker 02

  I don't want to kill anybody either. I'm saying to take something over and build it, you also have to defend it.

• 1:34:08Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I don't disagree with that. I don't disagree with that. And.

• 1:34:11Speaker 02

  But not like it's some feature thing was perfect. The point where it was, it was pure and pure in its directive.

• 1:34:17Duncan Trussell?

  You got it. And we.

• 1:34:18Kurt Metzger?

  But what happens when the serpent slithers in and this repeating pattern of, uh, stories?

• 1:34:23Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:34:23Speaker 02

  It's the old saying.

• 1:34:24Kurt Metzger?

  You need Saint Patrick to beat the snakes.

• 1:34:25Speaker 02

  Hard times make strong men. Strong men make good times. Good times make weak men. Weak men make bad times.

• 1:34:32Duncan Trussell?

  And beautiful men love hard men.

• 1:34:34Kurt Metzger?

  And the Jews run the weather.

• 1:34:37Speaker 02

  So, so I asked the question 30 minutes ago. I asked you both. Obviously Israel is literally swinging a stick around saying, we run the show.

• 1:34:44Kurt Metzger?

  Yes. The Noah High Techno Stadium.

• 1:34:46Speaker 02

  So why are they, cause then obviously I don't think they run the whole show. Oh God, you're defending it. No.

• 1:34:51Kurt Metzger?

  They gotta get the Rebbe back. You don't know that?

• 1:34:53Speaker 02

  There's other power box. Let me ask you. What is the dialectic? What is the plan here? Who are the power structures? What do we do with Israel trying to recreate World War II?

• 1:35:02Kurt Metzger?

  I'm not exactly sure because I ask everybody and it's very hard to figure out how the fuck Israel fits into it, but I can tell the Soros wing ain't into it. What the Edelson wing's into.

• 1:35:13Speaker 02

  Oh, they're definitely the Islamic irregular ones.

• 1:35:15Kurt Metzger?

  The, by the way, let me tell you the Islam Bannon loves. It's called Sufi Islam, the one the Templars loved. The one where they devised how to be dungeon masters forever and ever and put you through a LARP. And it's very, like I said, this thing's like a, a duck vagina. A lot of false channels. That your gorkscrew digging.

• 1:35:33Speaker 02

  I know about duck vaginas.

• 1:35:34Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't know they have false channels.

• 1:35:35Kurt Metzger?

  Oh yeah, because ducks.

• 1:35:37Speaker 02

  Are you an expert on duck vaginas?

• 1:35:38Kurt Metzger?

  Not at all. I'm a, I'm a dabbler.

• 1:35:41Speaker 02

  I'm not being mean. I'm actually, with autonomy, it's like a animal husbandry person. I work for large animal vets.

• 1:35:47Kurt Metzger?

  So female ducks can turn, can, if they don't like the male, because ducks are a little bit forceful.

• 1:35:52Duncan Trussell?

  Can you pull up a picture of Daisy Duck?

• 1:35:54Kurt Metzger?

  I, I don't know if that's the right thing.

• 1:35:55Speaker 02

  This is real. Like, so there's a, what about ducks vaginas?

• 1:35:58Kurt Metzger?

  So they have a, the male ducks have a corkscrew shaped penis that's like kind of barbed and the females.

• 1:36:03Speaker 02

  Like every other thing.

• 1:36:04Kurt Metzger?

  Have a corkscrew shaped vagina that they can turn the opposite way because they're so, uh, you know.

• 1:36:08Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, they can reverse the.

• 1:36:09Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, let's just say these ducks went to Tate University and they can be a little forceful.

• 1:36:13Duncan Trussell?

  All right. Well.

• 1:36:14Kurt Metzger?

  They'll be like, give me a passport.

• 1:36:16Duncan Trussell?

  So what do you mean about, about?

• 1:36:17Kurt Metzger?

  And so there's false channels. So to not be made it on by, with someone they don't want, even though it's gonna happen, they're, their vagina has fake channels, so it'll go the wrong way. Uh.

• 1:36:29Speaker 02

  So the duck's getting [BLEEP] just got a fake pussy.

• 1:36:31Kurt Metzger?

  That's the only way they reproduce, number one.

• 1:36:33Speaker 02

  I eat a fake pussy.

• 1:36:36Kurt Metzger?

  I'm serious. I know they make them. I know they make them and I know.

• 1:36:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's smart. Everybody's a fake pussy.

• 1:36:41Kurt Metzger?

  Oh.

• 1:36:43Speaker 02

  That's the name of this podcast. The fake pussy investigation.

• 1:36:48Kurt Metzger?

  It's fake pussy pipeline is what it is.

• 1:36:50Speaker 02

  All right. The fake pussy, back to fake pussy. Duck pussy.

• 1:36:54Duncan Trussell?

  Go. Let's keep talking.

• 1:36:54Kurt Metzger?

  Listen, I don't like 3D women. I can't remember the degrading term for them. Cause I'm really into anime. Do you know how bad it's not?

• 1:37:03Speaker 02

  How do you know about duck pussies, man? What the fuck?

• 1:37:09Speaker 02

  I'm learning about duck pussies? Like, who the, what about frog pussy?

• 1:37:12Duncan Trussell?

  He knows everything.

• 1:37:15Speaker 02

  What's like a fucking elephant's pussy? Like?

• 1:37:22Speaker 02

  How the fuck do you know about duck pussies? Like, what the fuck am I doing here? What the fuck? You pulling up as a goddamn corkscrew? Now I know ducks have corkscrew pussies? Like, how the, where the fuck am I at?

• 1:37:37Kurt Metzger?

  Look, I have a lot of.

• 1:37:38Speaker 02

  Am I supposed to know this shit?

• 1:37:39Kurt Metzger?

  I, you know, I've learned.

• 1:37:40Speaker 02

  I'll never live over this.

• 1:37:45Speaker 02

  What's a hummingbird's pussy like?

• 1:37:51Kurt Metzger?

  Fuck it. I knew, I knew he was that fucking comedian.

• 1:37:54Speaker 02

  No, I mean, you just said you know about duck pussy.

• 1:37:56Duncan Trussell?

  Bill Hicks, ladies and gentlemen.

• 1:37:58Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, they just exposed Bill Hicks.

• 1:38:00Speaker 02

  They pulled it up? Look, it's a corkscrew pussy.

• 1:38:02Kurt Metzger?

  Wow. Another mystery solved on the mystery boy.

• 1:38:03Duncan Trussell?

  We trapped you. We knew you were Bill Hicks.

• 1:38:06Speaker 02

  Dolphin pussy. Like, you know.

• 1:38:09Kurt Metzger?

  Well, there's a book called Wet Goddess that I recommended to Neil deGrasse Tyson as many of our.

• 1:38:13Speaker 02

  Oh my God. Gee, he got the answer to that. So you kind of studied every pussy there is.

• 1:38:16Kurt Metzger?

  You brought up John Lilly.

• 1:38:18Speaker 02

  Only pussy I know about is women.

• 1:38:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, same. I don't know nothing about duck pussy like him.

• 1:38:22Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, look, I just shit a lot, so I read.

• 1:38:25Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up hummingbird pussy? I think that's really interesting.

• 1:38:28Kurt Metzger?

  Is it?

• 1:38:29Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. What is it?

• 1:38:30Kurt Metzger?

  Too small for you, pal.

• 1:38:31Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 1:38:34Speaker 02

  Hey, I got a big dick with hummingbirds. I guess.

• 1:38:37Kurt Metzger?

  Um, that's the name of our old album, Believe It or Not.

• 1:38:40Speaker 02

  We'll go back. That one got fucked today.

• 1:38:41Kurt Metzger?

  Captain Chud and the Pancake, man. I got a dick that's too big for a hummingbird. Tanner, write it out.

• 1:38:47Speaker 02

  That's the name of the book. I raped a hummingbird.

• 1:38:51Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:38:53Kurt Metzger?

  Captain Chud and the Pancake, that's one of our original hits.

• 1:38:56Speaker 02

  You answer my question.

• 1:38:57Kurt Metzger?

  My dick's too big for a Hummer.

• 1:38:58Speaker 02

  Kurt, what, Duncan, what is the hierarchy of the elite?

• 1:39:02Duncan Trussell?

  The hierarchy of the elite?

• 1:39:03Speaker 02

  Get him past duck pussies like.

• 1:39:05Kurt Metzger?

  Just because you're in your royal robes of office, that's why he wants to know.

• 1:39:09Duncan Trussell?

  Look, this is what I think. This is where I think.

• 1:39:13Duncan Trussell?

  People get a little confused. One of the ways they get confused, right now, the current geolocation of evil on the world. They always do it. Germany, Israel, Iraq, whatever, right?

• 1:39:25Speaker 02

  I agree, whatever you're being told is the sinner, isn't it?

• 1:39:27Duncan Trussell?

  Right. No, no.

• 1:39:29Speaker 02

  Oh, God, cover the Jews. No, I'm supposed to all day. I agree, though. This overhyping how it's Greenland to do makes me like, what is this?

• 1:39:35Duncan Trussell?

  No, because there's love.

• 1:39:36Kurt Metzger?

  Why? Just because you never heard about it until the time he brought it up?

• 1:39:39Duncan Trussell?

  Here's what, here's what I think it is. So there's.

• 1:39:42Speaker 02

  Oh, nobody ever bashed the Jews before.

• 1:39:44Duncan Trussell?

  There's, there's love. There's love.

• 1:39:46Kurt Metzger?

  What do the Jews want with Greenland?

• 1:39:47Duncan Trussell?

  There's, there's love and there's different, I would say, forms of mindfulness when it comes to the experience of love, right? So a baby, pure love. The baby doesn't even know anything other than love. The baby looks at you and loves you and.

• 1:40:01Speaker 02

  Baby doesn't know about Hummer, busy.

• 1:40:02Duncan Trussell?

  Not yet. We'll find out. But then, then love can become more advanced. It because, in other words, not more advanced, because love is love. It's like water is water.

• 1:40:12Speaker 02

  More sophisticated.

• 1:40:13Duncan Trussell?

  You, the understanding of it could become more sophisticated and you realize like this is all there is in the world.

• 1:40:17Speaker 02

  The application of love.

• 1:40:18Duncan Trussell?

  The application of love. And that's when you start entering into the lineages, Christianity, etc., ways of, how do I apply this in a way that, that?

• 1:40:27Speaker 02

  You can respect every group.

• 1:40:28Duncan Trussell?

  Right. So if that's true, then the opposite is true as well. So to answer your question, before we go into the hierarchy of the elites, let's talk about.

• 1:40:38Speaker 02

  Of, of, of ornithopic pussies.

• 1:40:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, but first the hierarchy of.

• 1:40:43Kurt Metzger?

  We talked about a lot of fake pussies.

• 1:40:45Speaker 02

  No, keep going.

• 1:40:45Duncan Trussell?

  The hierarchy of love. There's, there, there are right now, people on the planet who just want to help and they're helping. They're doing anything they can. They're doing all kinds of things.

• 1:40:55Kurt Metzger?

  Doctor Phil.

• 1:40:56Duncan Trussell?

  Shit, we might not understand. I'm going to get to Doctor Phil, but just kidding. But so if this is true, and you know it's true, because we have verifiable evidence of this, that dude on the fucking train who got stabbed to death and said, I love everybody on this train, people throwing themselves in front of both.

• 1:41:14Kurt Metzger?

  What? Who said that?

• 1:41:16Duncan Trussell?

  Look it up. It doesn't matter. The point is every day people die for other people with nothing other, they give their lives for other people, not in war, but just they help. This is the opposite.

• 1:41:26Speaker 02

  Empathy.

• 1:41:27Duncan Trussell?

  And this is not localized. This is global. This is happening right now all over the planet. Similarly, all over the planet, at this very moment, there are people at different levels of mindfulness when it comes to selfishness. They've made the decision. I'm the most important thing. I'm all that matters. And they're doing anything they can just for themselves.

• 1:41:49Speaker 02

  And in the end, they fucked themselves.

• 1:41:50Duncan Trussell?

  And they, in the end, they fuck.

• 1:41:52Kurt Metzger?

  A snake sucking its own dick.

• 1:41:53Duncan Trussell?

  They already, they already fucked themselves because they, can you imagine a world where all you do is serve yourself? Imagine your consciousness.

• 1:42:02Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that's why Michael, Sir Michael Aquino was trying to form that religion.

• 1:42:05Duncan Trussell?

  At every single level of that hierarchy of horror, every member is in hell.

• 1:42:09Kurt Metzger?

  And that's, and here Duncan, here's what Lucifer is, a plasma ball of inverted souls. Some whack job said that, and I think he's right.

• 1:42:18Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, man.

• 1:42:18Kurt Metzger?

  A plasma ball of inverted souls. That's the future of the AI being, you saw an Iron Man when he had, hey Jarvis, you're the good AI.

• 1:42:26Duncan Trussell?

  Alex, to answer your question, it's non-local. It's, it's planetary and on the planet, there has always been this tension between these two opposing forces and, and, and, and these, it appears it's coming to a head right now.

• 1:42:42Kurt Metzger?

  It has not always been two, first of all, here's the thing with Satanism. Satan is not the enemy of God. Satan's the enemy of you asshole.

• 1:42:51Speaker 02

  He's the tester.

• 1:42:52Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, George R. Martin, yeah, George R. Martin is not afraid of the mountain.

• 1:42:57Speaker 02

  And people say the Satanists always go, why did God create this? Well, you got free will, so that thing is there.

• 1:43:02Kurt Metzger?

  And here's, so the bottom line is, it's not free, you literally are choice. The only part that you is your choices. That's the only part that's you. Not all the other parts.

• 1:43:10Speaker 02

  That's your will.

• 1:43:12Kurt Metzger?

  Your choices. That's why a cultist, I mean, they're talking on both sides of their mouth. They'd be like, the will, and then say there's no free will. That's crazy.

• 1:43:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I agree with you what you said an hour ago. Anybody says there ain't free will is the enemy. They got free will out the ass.

• 1:43:25Duncan Trussell?

  That's how you know. When anyone says that, watch the fuck out, because that means they don't take responsibility.

• 1:43:31Speaker 02

  They're saying you have no agency.

• 1:43:32Duncan Trussell?

  They're saying if I, if right now I fucking stab you in the face.

• 1:43:36Kurt Metzger?

  This guy, I think this guy's trying to explain his hair.

• 1:43:38Speaker 02

  And that's what the liberal judges say, is they say, oh, this person, there's no accountability.

• 1:43:43Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, there's no, there is free fucking will. I hate that. Whenever anyone says that, it's so stupid.

• 1:43:49Speaker 02

  There's that deep part of you that takes agency, because I can have every thought in the world, but there's that core of who I am that directs what I do.

• 1:43:56Duncan Trussell?

  That's right.

• 1:43:56Kurt Metzger?

  Well, then you're, once you're finished fucking cabalry to these people.

• 1:44:01Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I mean, it's, it's, it's like, that's why vampires don't like to go out in the sun. It's, it burns up the vampires. Are you a fucking vampire? You're playing blood, you're a Dawnwalker.

• 1:44:12Kurt Metzger?

  I just need a rice paper hat when I go out in the sun.

• 1:44:15Speaker 02

  Oh, they stole my drink.

• 1:44:17Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, Alex, I'm so sorry. Here you go, man.

• 1:44:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:20Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, no, I have, I got my own.

• 1:44:22Kurt Metzger?

  I think you stole my legal Delta nine, because I can't.

• 1:44:25Speaker 02

  So this is a real discussion.

• 1:44:28Duncan Trussell?

  I have some legal.

• 1:44:28Kurt Metzger?

  We're going forward to find who stole my legal.

• 1:44:31Speaker 02

  But the bad guys hate it that their persecution doesn't make us give up. We transcend them. It's all a process.

• 1:44:37Duncan Trussell?

  That's right.

• 1:44:37Speaker 02

  And that's what God is doing, is giving us free will. The greatest gift of God is giving us free will and God letting us make our own decisions. That's, this is what this is all about.

• 1:44:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I agree. I agree.

• 1:44:49Kurt Metzger?

  You know, this is the best episode we've ever done of Mystery Boys. And as you were talking, I just realized, instead of the thing that Ashton wanted, I have a much better thing I want to record now, but I also want the recording of this, of me selfieing it. I need both of those things. Do you understand that?

• 1:45:03Speaker 02

  You mean, you want to shoot this and put it in the podcast?

• 1:45:04Kurt Metzger?

  All I need to do is confirm, you don't do shit except confirm the truth, would you? Hey, okay, ready? I'm going to tell you, and all you got to do is confirm the truth. Yo, Ashley and Warski, listen, I really want to get those lines for you without, here's Alex. I want to get those lines for you, and I'm telling you the honest truth, dude. He, I had to keep explaining to him what the fuck you were even talking about. And when he finally remembered it, he was like, that's not important. Is that true, Alex?

• 1:45:29Speaker 02

  I have the largest micropenis in the world.

• 1:45:33Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, I'm not, dude, honest to God, he was like, what? Well, I'm, right? Remember going like, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 1:45:40Speaker 02

  No, it's a paradox. What is the largest micropenis? Comprehend that.

• 1:45:44Duncan Trussell?

  Comprehend that.

• 1:45:46Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, we know who it is, but I don't even want to bother Alex with the name, but, but I'm telling you, dude, that's what happened. I hope this helps you. All right, shout out to.

• 1:45:55Duncan Trussell?

  Be right back. One sec, one sec.

• 1:45:57Kurt Metzger?

  All right.

• 1:45:58Speaker 02

  Take a little shit.

• 1:46:03Speaker 02

  Anyways. You like that?

• 1:46:06Kurt Metzger?

  Well, yeah, it was great.

• 1:46:07Speaker 02

  Anyways.

• 1:46:08Kurt Metzger?

  It's so not important. Except those guys do good work and they have a principle. I only care if you have a principle and when someone crosses it, you go, I can't do that. That's all I care about. Barry Crimmins, my friend that's dead now, was like that. And when I, they tried to ruin me, these same motherfuckers, but I didn't get as bad as you, but it was bad.

• 1:46:27Speaker 02

  But I get what you're doing, Kurt. You are being independent to the end. You are, you are a real guy.

• 1:46:31Kurt Metzger?

  I don't understand why people give a fuck. I just don't understand it.

• 1:46:34Speaker 02

  Why do we give these magicians power?

• 1:46:36Kurt Metzger?

  Listen, you don't even, you don't got to kill nobody. You just, you know, what do they call it? Quiet quitting? You could just not do the thing. I mean, it's, all you have to do is not lie. Start with that. Just do your best to never lie. That would crumble the thing tomorrow, but you know, it's built on a, a good cement of lies, right?

• 1:46:54Speaker 02

  But the thing is, when he comes back, don't you agree their system's collapsing?

• 1:46:59Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, no, that's why it's so panicky. And by the way.

• 1:47:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, we give the elites all this power called the elite. They're not all powerful. And I can watch the angles as good as they can. Their, their stuff is not going well.

• 1:47:11Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I look at themes. So the theme of those big head grays that everybody I ever talked to, the best divers, there's several different kinds, and some are artificial and some are the people from the future. But the bottom, what is the story here? People that merge with their technology, right? Trans humans that cannot trans, transdimensional trillionaires that cannot detransition.

• 1:47:32Speaker 02

  And they pretend they merge with a machine. They've lived forever. It's a lie. They're just because of a copy of their voice and their stuff.

• 1:47:38Kurt Metzger?

  All these smartards you created with your bullshit that are autistic, they're, they're not qualified to tell you what's alive. They have a handicap about, they're not psychopaths automatically, but they have a handicap about making connections with humans. So, you know, that's where the anime comes in to turn them. What they want to do is stop the one-on-one programming, which is what you would get in Jesuit training or in Monarch or whatever, and it's broadcast. So.

• 1:48:01Speaker 02

  Now they've gone from beta to general brainwash.

• 1:48:03Kurt Metzger?

  And then pills that Lindsay Clancy was on and all the school shooters. Remember when school shooters were all postal shootings? But somehow a brand change happened where it just became all at schools all of a sudden.

• 1:48:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:48:14Kurt Metzger?

  That's a program. The thing you said, they're nothing personal. They're just seeing how it'll work on you. Nothing personal assholes. They don't give a fuck about you. And people that moved on from the Epstein files, you're a punk and you deserve to be made.

• 1:48:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, and whatever they're pushing to make us emotional, you have to reject it right away.

• 1:48:31Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:48:32Speaker 02

  Whatever is the big brand.

• 1:48:32Kurt Metzger?

  I'm very emotional. I'm crashing out. I would, I would say.

• 1:48:35Duncan Trussell?

  Why are you crashing out?

• 1:48:36Speaker 02

  The show's called Crashing Out.

• 1:48:38Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:48:38Kurt Metzger?

  Call me, call me.

• 1:48:40Speaker 02

  By the way, I'm calling it. I hope people copy it. I've been thinking about a new name of my podcast. It's called Crashing Out with Alex Jones.

• 1:48:45Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, awesome, dude. I love it.

• 1:48:49Speaker 02

  You guys got to be the first guest on the.

• 1:48:50Duncan Trussell?

  I would be honored.

• 1:48:51Speaker 02

  Crashing Out.

• 1:48:52Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, Crash Out? It's like Cross Dog, but crash.

• 1:48:55Speaker 02

  You're like, crashing out is breaking free.

• 1:48:58Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it is. Well, yeah, that's true. You know this story? This is one of my favorite stories in the Bible. You know the story of Jesus?

• 1:49:05Kurt Metzger?

  No.

• 1:49:05Duncan Trussell?

  And the, the dude, he's, he's filled with demons. Jesus is in a boat, goes to this island. There's a dude, he's filled with demons.

• 1:49:12Speaker 02

  Cash him out in the pigs?

• 1:49:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, but what's interesting in that story is.

• 1:49:16Kurt Metzger?

  He fucked up that guy's whole living.

• 1:49:16Duncan Trussell?

  They, they, they couldn't lock him down. The demon possessed one could break out of any chain that they put on him and everyone was scared of him. But I think what this is a, an allegory for is. The false sense of freedom. He was as free as you could be. No one could chain him up at all. No one could lock him down. And he was up there beating himself with fucking rocks. That's the truth. Beating himself with rocks, cutting himself with rocks. Then Jesus comes walking and he says to him, "Get the fuck away from me." Cause he's sick, you know, that's true freedom coming towards him. But what I love about that story.

• 1:49:53Kurt Metzger?

  Is that the story?

• 1:49:55Duncan Trussell?

  The story is.

• 1:49:57Kurt Metzger?

  We are Legion.

• 1:49:58Duncan Trussell?

  The story is, the story is, the demons say to him.

• 1:50:00Kurt Metzger?

  The pigs run off a cliff.

• 1:50:01Duncan Trussell?

  No, but they asked Jesus, "Throw me into those pigs."

• 1:50:04Kurt Metzger?

  But why?

• 1:50:05Duncan Trussell?

  Jesus did it.

• 1:50:06Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, why?

• 1:50:07Duncan Trussell?

  Compassion. Jesus had compassion.

• 1:50:10Kurt Metzger?

  Even on the demons.

• 1:50:11Duncan Trussell?

  Yes! He gave the demons what they wanted.

• 1:50:14Kurt Metzger?

  But why did the pigs end their own lives like the fake lemming story?

• 1:50:17Duncan Trussell?

  Do you want to have, they just ran off the cliff. They were freaking out. But that's a story.

• 1:50:20Kurt Metzger?

  But they wanted that.

• 1:50:21Duncan Trussell?

  That's a story. You were asking what to do. That's the, what you do.

• 1:50:24Kurt Metzger?

  That's sophisticated. No, you don't think I'm mad at Jesus. Jesus says, "I'll give you what you want. Go on the pigs, then run off the cliff."

• 1:50:30Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, run off the fucking cliff, which by the way, no one mentions whoever owned those pigs.

• 1:50:33Kurt Metzger?

  Finish the story. Finish the story.

• 1:50:35Duncan Trussell?

  What? With the pigs?

• 1:50:36Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. So at the end of that, the people go, "Will you get the hell out of here, Jesus?" Because

• 1:50:40Duncan Trussell?

  You're right.

• 1:50:41Kurt Metzger?

  Some guy owns those pigs and this fucking Jew just fucked up my year.

• 1:50:44Duncan Trussell?

  They never talk about that. He fucked up all his pigs.

• 1:50:47Kurt Metzger?

  Another way of reading it is, "Some fucking Jew magician came and put demons in my pigs." And now I'm gonna starve to death. Thanks, Lord. Now, I'm real on the side of Jesus, but I just want you to know, I don't never not question that.

• 1:51:01Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, I think about it all the time. The dude who owned the pigs is like, "What the fuck?"

• 1:51:04Kurt Metzger?

  It's in this fucking thing. Yeah, but there, it bounced out there. There were a lot of wild pigs.

• 1:51:11Duncan Trussell?

  Now, these, I, I, my, oh, you, you think it was wild pigs?

• 1:51:14Kurt Metzger?

  You don't know. There's a fucking herd of pigs running around.

• 1:51:16Duncan Trussell?

  Maybe it was wild pigs.

• 1:51:17Kurt Metzger?

  Just don't do this. Please don't. Now we'll get a pig vagina.

• 1:51:20Duncan Trussell?

  No, pull up Pig vagina.

• 1:51:21Kurt Metzger?

  Are you an expert on pig vagina?

• 1:51:22Kurt Metzger?

  Boing me up while I'm talking to my friend Alex Jones.

• 1:51:25Duncan Trussell?

  Pull up the fleshlight. Pull up realistic pig pussy.

• 1:51:28Kurt Metzger?

  Turn it off, please.

• 1:51:29Duncan Trussell?

  But real quick, Alex, just so I can order it.

• 1:51:30Kurt Metzger?

  This is why you get attacked, Duncan. Cause you're dressed like a pancake talking crazy shit. Believe that was all creamed up. Get it off. What the fuck, dude?

• 1:51:41Kurt Metzger?

  Today, on the Duncan Russell Show, Pig vagina.

• 1:51:43Duncan Trussell?

  I'm a mystery, boys. Um.

• 1:51:47Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I'm gonna wear a shirt. I have the biggest micropenis in the world.

• 1:51:50Duncan Trussell?

  Wow, that's a whole brand.

• 1:51:52Kurt Metzger?

  You know where that comes from?

• 1:51:53Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:51:54Kurt Metzger?

  Like, girls will be like, you know, we're getting, I think, a book got read. I don't even go there. It's funny. Anyways, see those little balloons that blow up really big? What? Are you talking about our gnome skin condoms we're gonna make? Gnome brand? By the way, these condoms are for entertainment purposes only. Do not use that. Biggest micropenis in the world? Yo, that's great. Do we need that shirt? Oh, that's Wes Watson. The ex-prison guy? No, it may be. Has someone already made this before me?

• 1:52:24Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it looks like this is like.

• 1:52:25Kurt Metzger?

  It looks like it's like kind of a humble brag.

• 1:52:27Duncan Trussell?

  Strangely everywhere. Wow, is this everywhere? How is this already everywhere?

• 1:52:34Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I am, I have the largest micropenis on earth. So.

• 1:52:38Duncan Trussell?

  Who's measuring?

• 1:52:40Kurt Metzger?

  They have scientists.

• 1:52:43Kurt Metzger?

  That guy, Michael Phillips, he, he recognizes it. He's the judge. Yo, every record can be broken.

• 1:52:51Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:52:51Kurt Metzger?

  Point thirty-eight inches. Can you convert that to centimeters, please? I'm a Canadian pussy.

• 1:52:55Duncan Trussell?

  Alex, you know what, you know what haunts me?

• 1:52:57Kurt Metzger?

  I'm sorry, I, I got a free PhD in Canada and I, I'm into camo and I think I'm fucking clever as a DJ. Could you please? I love micropenis. Convert it to centimeters so I understand how my penis is.

• 1:53:07Duncan Trussell?

  Alex, what was the name of that?

• 1:53:08Kurt Metzger?

  I'm a bitch ass Canadian rapper funded by USA. Can you convert that to centimeters?

• 1:53:13Duncan Trussell?

  Alex, what was the name of the European vampire who was trying to buy fetal tissue from black ladies that you showed me on my podcast?

• 1:53:20Kurt Metzger?

  That's the Canadian, uh, fucking Epstein.

• 1:53:23Duncan Trussell?

  Who is that guy? Remember?

• 1:53:23Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, what's his name? Burmo?

• 1:53:24Duncan Trussell?

  It was the most horrifying thing I ever saw. He looks like.

• 1:53:27Kurt Metzger?

  Cana- Canadian Epstein. Put Canadian Epstein. Uh, he was, he's in prison right now. He was, uh, God, God. Will Trump pardon him? I hope so. Uh, uh, uh.

• 1:53:37Duncan Trussell?

  It's the worst thing I ever saw, man. You show me the worst thing.

• 1:53:40Kurt Metzger?

  Type in real life vampires, Alex Jones. If you say Canadian Jeffrey Epstein, the Cana- oh, Nygard, Peter Nygard, that's it. Peter Nygard, Peter Nygard.

• 1:53:47Duncan Trussell?

  I've never seen anything. Can we show that clip from your show?

• 1:53:50Kurt Metzger?

  Well, look at him. He looks literally like Dracula.

• 1:53:52Duncan Trussell?

  He looks exact.

• 1:53:53Kurt Metzger?

  But what about Mike Bloomberg?

• 1:53:56Duncan Trussell?

  Look at this.

• 1:53:56Kurt Metzger?

  Little feet? You know why he's called Little Feet? Why? Who is? Bloomberg? Why? Bloomberg has hooves. Nah-uh. No, I'm joking.

• 1:54:06Duncan Trussell?

  Come on.

• 1:54:07Kurt Metzger?

  Is that why he's a Mithraist? No, guys, you wanna hear this? He's a hardcore Mithraist.

• 1:54:10Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, what?

• 1:54:11Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know about Mithra, but I'm gonna tell you. I've been told by high level people, multiple ones that work with him, they, that's why Trump calls him Little Shoes, is that he has some genetic disorder. He's like five feet tall, where he has hooves. He has like little. This is one of the greatest episodes we've ever done. So he wears special prosthetic shoes. It's like a ballerina even walk. I'm not, this is not joking, okay? Michael Bloomberg does not even have feet. It's not that, okay, so you're not saying that he's literally got goat hooves. You're saying he's got deformed feet.

• 1:54:41Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up Michael Bloomberg?

• 1:54:42Kurt Metzger?

  He has tiny deformed feet that look like. He's got like the opposite of Nikki Glaser's feet. You heard it here first.

• 1:54:48Duncan Trussell?

  Looks.

• 1:54:49Kurt Metzger?

  I love Nikki Glaser, but not her feet. I don't love her feet.

• 1:54:51Kurt Metzger?

  So what he does is he has special shoes that the hoof, the hoof interfaces with, and then, and he wears fake shoes.

• 1:54:59Duncan Trussell?

  You're never gonna see that dude's feet.

• 1:55:00Kurt Metzger?

  But that's why Trump calls him, no, pull up. Trump calls, uh, Michael Bloomberg Little Feet. So, he's like the governor of Florida?

• 1:55:08Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, wait. Bloomberg on the beach.

• 1:55:09Kurt Metzger?

  He wears like higher shoes, look big, don't he? He has, he has.

• 1:55:14Duncan Trussell?

  Look, look at what he's wearing at the beach. Go back to that picture.

• 1:55:16Kurt Metzger?

  Go back to the beach. That's where we're gonna find it.

• 1:55:17Duncan Trussell?

  He's got business shoes on at the beach. Look, look, click right there. The picnic. What, look at his, oh, wait, that's not the beach.

• 1:55:24Kurt Metzger?

  But you, look. No, he has hooves.

• 1:55:29Kurt Metzger?

  No, I'm not joking.

• 1:55:29Kurt Metzger?

  I gotta tell you the truth. I believe you immediately. He inserts him in his special shoes and they say the toes are all shrill, but it looks like a hoof.

• 1:55:37Duncan Trussell?

  Where are his feet? Why can't we find a pic?

• 1:55:39Kurt Metzger?

  No, he has hoof. He's got fucking DuPont feet. He has hoof.

• 1:55:42Duncan Trussell?

  It is weird. You like, zoom in on that. We might get a shot of his feet.

• 1:55:44Kurt Metzger?

  No, I'm giving you the, yes, I swear on my children. I'm not lying with this. I've been told by. Does he have water shoes?

• 1:55:48Duncan Trussell?

  Look.

• 1:55:49Kurt Metzger?

  I can't see.

• 1:55:50Duncan Trussell?

  I can't see.

• 1:55:50Kurt Metzger?

  It's inconclusive.

• 1:55:51Duncan Trussell?

  Some kind of distortion field.

• 1:55:52Kurt Metzger?

  That's like Big Homie's Bigfoot pictures. I can't really tell.

• 1:55:55Duncan Trussell?

  Keep going. I wanna see this dude's feet. There, there's his feet. Open it up. Right there. Go back. Go back one. I saw it. Go back one.

• 1:56:04Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, so, okay. Wait, I saw a foot. He's with the Hunter Billie. He's been.

• 1:56:08Duncan Trussell?

  Right there. There's his foot.

• 1:56:10Kurt Metzger?

  Get close.

• 1:56:10Duncan Trussell?

  That's the one. Open it up.

• 1:56:11Kurt Metzger?

  Enhance. So it's fine. See, he doesn't have hooves. Or is the photo fake?

• 1:56:16Duncan Trussell?

  Uh, that kinda looks like feet out.

• 1:56:18Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, let me see, let me see.

• 1:56:20Duncan Trussell?

  It is weird, right? Like, what is that? What's going on there?

• 1:56:25Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, it looks like a carrot.

• 1:56:25Duncan Trussell?

  That is weird.

• 1:56:27Kurt Metzger?

  Yo.

• 1:56:28Duncan Trussell?

  What's going on there? That's fucking weird. It's like the.

• 1:56:30Kurt Metzger?

  He's got dick feet? Is this, as the mystery?

• 1:56:33Duncan Trussell?

  His feet are dicks.

• 1:56:35Kurt Metzger?

  Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Leave it, leave it. What, okay. Now this could just be, huh.

• 1:56:43Kurt Metzger?

  This could be an artifact.

• 1:56:44Duncan Trussell?

  What is that?

• 1:56:49Kurt Metzger?

  His penis. Hour down, the gun control. All right, all right, all right, all right. Wait, but that is. Totally has hooves.

• 1:56:56Duncan Trussell?

  Well, those aren't hooves. It's something worse than hooves.

• 1:56:58Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, that's a cover story for his cock feet.

• 1:57:03Duncan Trussell?

  No, I see, I see his heel. It's just when you zoom in. I, I know, I think he's got regular feet.

• 1:57:08Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, but, okay. I heard Pete Buttigieg is not gay. I heard that's fake too.

• 1:57:14Duncan Trussell?

  Look, there's his foot. We got a good one. We got a good, oh dude, it is weird. Wait, what the fuck?

• 1:57:19Kurt Metzger?

  Is that him?

• 1:57:19Duncan Trussell?

  Zoom in on that foot.

• 1:57:20Kurt Metzger?

  Which one's him?

• 1:57:21Duncan Trussell?

  Right there. That's his foot. Zoom in on the foot.

• 1:57:23Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, let's see. But.

• 1:57:25Duncan Trussell?

  Hmm.

• 1:57:26Kurt Metzger?

  Um.

• 1:57:27Duncan Trussell?

  What is that?

• 1:57:28Kurt Metzger?

  That's not cool.

• 1:57:29Duncan Trussell?

  That is weird.

• 1:57:30Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, cause he, why is he in the out?

• 1:57:31Duncan Trussell?

  Alex, it is weird.

• 1:57:32Kurt Metzger?

  It looks like Gollum's foot. Okay, look, compared to the, okay, wait, wait, just leave it. Now I see the black man's foot next to it?

• 1:57:38Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I see it.

• 1:57:38Kurt Metzger?

  Count the toes.

• 1:57:40Duncan Trussell?

  One.

• 1:57:40Kurt Metzger?

  I see five toes.

• 1:57:41Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, let's count his toes. One.

• 1:57:43Kurt Metzger?

  I see one, two.

• 1:57:45Duncan Trussell?

  There seems to be two skeletal bones.

• 1:57:47Kurt Metzger?

  Maybe his feet got traumatized.

• 1:57:47Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, you know Candace Owens is an expert on extremities of weird people.

• 1:57:52Duncan Trussell?

  You know what? It is weird.

• 1:57:53Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you're an expert on duck pussies, so. That, look, I'm, I'm, I'm just in the dabble verse on it. Meat cart massacre. Expert on duck. I didn't, uh, that's not my words. Now, Michael Bloomberg. Look at him showing his foot off in that one shot above.

• 1:58:10Duncan Trussell?

  Look, there you go. There's his foot right there with the surfboard picture.

• 1:58:13Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah, look at that.

• 1:58:13Duncan Trussell?

  Is that him?

• 1:58:14Kurt Metzger?

  No, it's not him. Some guy. Oh, look at this guy with the sweet eyelashes, Michael Rubin. Now that's the guy that probably broke in Bieber with his, uh, uh, with, uh, meek milk.

• 1:58:24Duncan Trussell?

  Can you imagine paying forty-three million dollars for a house? That is so.

• 1:58:28Kurt Metzger?

  I don't have to imagine. Peter Thiel bought me one. Cause I do my job. I don't.

• 1:58:32Duncan Trussell?

  That must feel good to be a bootlicker in the Thiel sphere. Why are you crashing out?

• 1:58:36Kurt Metzger?

  I don't have to lick any boots. All I gotta do is when a little, little twinkie gets out of line, I slap him around.

• 1:58:42Duncan Trussell?

  I love people accusing you of being in league with Peter Thiel.

• 1:58:45Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, I'm on the Jimmy Dore Show, assholes. Just so you know. Hey, you got the, a little bit of the, uh. Yo, I, it's like the Mel Brooks movie. I was for Jimmy Dore, dipshits. Uh, for, uh, Van Halen. The, which one? David Lee Roth or, or Sammy Hagar hair? This is Sammy Hagar hair. This is, no, I'm wearing Cabo Wabo hair from, well, before my cover was blown by these clever sleuths that knew I work.

• 1:59:11Kurt Metzger?

  What happened?

• 1:59:13Kurt Metzger?

  What happened?

• 1:59:14Speaker 02

  You say another shit.

• 1:59:15Duncan Trussell?

  No, I I'm so sorry. I had to make a quick.

• 1:59:18Speaker 02

  I understand.

• 1:59:19Duncan Trussell?

  Um, wow. Well, we've, uh, what else? Alex.

• 1:59:23Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, I I like the crashing out title. That's fucking great title.

• 1:59:26Duncan Trussell?

  I have a good question for Alex. You, by the way, the like, when you did my podcast, well, as I mentioned, the Nygard thing, I've been haunted by that. Sometimes I go back and look at it, but I think I asked you a similar question on the podcast. What is something right now?

• 1:59:41Kurt Metzger?

  What's wrong with him?

• 1:59:42Duncan Trussell?

  Is it hasn't made it?

• 1:59:45Duncan Trussell?

  What is something right now?

• 1:59:47Speaker 02

  Look at that Dracula photo that CB CB.

• 1:59:50Duncan Trussell?

  Pull up him trying to.

• 1:59:52Speaker 02

  Pull the Dracula one up.

• 1:59:52Kurt Metzger?

  This guy likes black jokes.

• 1:59:53Duncan Trussell?

  Pitching to these women that he wants to buy their aborted babies.

• 1:59:58Kurt Metzger?

  Well, because they got stem cells in them.

• 1:59:59Duncan Trussell?

  He was like, it's the crazy, he's doing.

• 2:00:01Speaker 02

  Yeah. So what's your question?

• 2:00:02Kurt Metzger?

  He couldn't get no warmest.

• 2:00:03Duncan Trussell?

  What is something that is about to come on the radar? I know we talked about AI. What's something that's off radar right now for most people? That's about to come on radar that you've heard about. You got anything?

• 2:00:13Speaker 02

  Was the AI thing, but to answer the question, um, everybody knows dominant, you know, genetics.

• 2:00:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:00:20Speaker 02

  Or whatever, but but but like whether it's a black cow or a black, uh, fucking, you know, lion or whatever it is. A dominant.

• 2:00:27Kurt Metzger?

  The most violent kind of lions.

• 2:00:29Speaker 02

  Dominant genetics is black and and you know, it's a color.

• 2:00:32Kurt Metzger?

  Statistically.

• 2:00:33Speaker 02

  Dark, you know, yeah, dark stuff is is is. So the point is.

• 2:00:37Kurt Metzger?

  Too much sun.

• 2:00:38Speaker 02

  With stem cells, he's literally telling the black women, I want your stem cells. These are the best. That's that's why.

• 2:00:43Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up the Peter Nygard?

• 2:00:45Kurt Metzger?

  If Peter Nygard, nobody's talking.

• 2:00:46Duncan Trussell?

  We gotta show this so people know what we're talking about because it is the most, I remember you telling me this on the podcast. We just met. You're telling me this.

• 2:00:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, if you want stem cells, it's not just.

• 2:00:55Duncan Trussell?

  This can't be real.

• 2:00:56Speaker 02

  You want like Congolese, pure black.

• 2:00:58Kurt Metzger?

  How about Peruvian?

• 2:00:59Speaker 02

  I'm telling you.

• 2:01:00Duncan Trussell?

  It's so.

• 2:01:01Kurt Metzger?

  How about Peruvian?

• 2:01:02Speaker 02

  Well, everybody knows like Hispanic women are very fertile, but they ain't got nothing on it.

• 2:01:06Kurt Metzger?

  But Peru is related to the god Amaru that our country is named after, Amaruca.

• 2:01:11Duncan Trussell?

  Play that Alex.

• 2:01:11Kurt Metzger?

  That's why that's those demigod blood that you want.

• 2:01:14Duncan Trussell?

  It's the top link. Play it.

• 2:01:16Speaker 02

  I'm just saying like.

• 2:01:17Kurt Metzger?

  You get it in Lake Havishew.

• 2:01:19Duncan Trussell?

  This is him going like Anthony Bourdain.

• 2:01:21Kurt Metzger?

  Where Tim Heidecker goes.

• 2:01:26Kurt Metzger?

  Lake Havishew.

• 2:01:27Duncan Trussell?

  Look at this.

• 2:01:29Kurt Metzger?

  They smuggle kids from LA across the river.

• 2:01:35Speaker 03

  I bought about, I bought about sixty thousand dollars worth of eggs. Yeah. If you have, if you have abortion, that's very valuable.

• 2:01:44Speaker 02

  They turn women all right there.

• 2:01:47Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, especially black women. They really appreciate when you talk about fetal abortion. I don't know if you knew Gary Heidner.

• 2:01:53Speaker 02

  Then he asks for their, their menstrual blood. They're like, okay.

• 2:01:56Kurt Metzger?

  Look how thrilled they are to have this opportunity.

• 2:01:58Duncan Trussell?

  Anthony Bourdain.

• 2:02:01Kurt Metzger?

  Why was this filmed?

• 2:02:02Duncan Trussell?

  Exactly. He thought he could because he had them film it.

• 2:02:05Speaker 02

  He had a whole.

• 2:02:05Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, Tim Heidecker's Infowars exposed this?

• 2:02:09Duncan Trussell?

  Ha, ha, ha, yeah, right.

• 2:02:11Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, I would stop him into a cup stain, dude.

• 2:02:13Speaker 02

  I said it earlier. No, he goes on. He says, I want your, I want your blood. These women, they're like literally get up and leave in the full show.

• 2:02:21Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, they already believe in some.

• 2:02:22Speaker 02

  That's how you turn these women on.

• 2:02:23Duncan Trussell?

  He told them your abortions are very valuable.

• 2:02:26Speaker 02

  I want your blood.

• 2:02:27Kurt Metzger?

  Where are they from? The women? Islands, right?

• 2:02:28Speaker 02

  These are all like black supermodels.

• 2:02:30Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, they know all about this kind of shit.

• 2:02:32Speaker 02

  Then when they refuse, he goes, you're too young. I want teenagers.

• 2:02:35Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, but hey, good job, you guys. Hey, good job. You guys have suppressed this kind of information. Congratulations.

• 2:02:41Kurt Metzger?

  Well, we don't want to call it way dunk it. We don't want to cause a satanic panic. The totally real thing that lasted thirty, look up how long this, how long did it last? That panic?

• 2:02:50Speaker 02

  Oh, the satanic panic was real because I grew up in Dallas in nineteen eighties.

• 2:02:53Duncan Trussell?

  Did it end?

• 2:02:53Speaker 02

  And you couldn't swing a stick in the dark and I had a fucking Satanist.

• 2:02:58Kurt Metzger?

  But what I'm saying is the I, okay, so here's the thing. It's fake that everybody that they still teach in school. The, uh, Orson Welles Broadcast Award the Worlds, which is completely nobody, you know, two people called the sheriff and asked if it was real. Because on the program, they repeatedly said, this is not real.

• 2:03:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:03:14Kurt Metzger?

  So, but the newspaper, I, it might've been the Daily News. I could be wrong, but it might've been that. Read the Gray Lady Winked. That's the book that has all these great tales, stories in it. Radio was a competing form, just like, uh, Infowars is competing with legacy media, right?

• 2:03:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:03:29Kurt Metzger?

  It's a way to destroy the new guy. Okay. So they fucking just said, now, why was it in their interest back then? To say people would panic if they knew the truth about aliens? That feeds into a much larger propaganda.

• 2:03:42Speaker 02

  Same narrative now.

• 2:03:43Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 2:03:44Speaker 02

  Which I think Trump made before the midterms. They're talking about an alien announcement as the midterms.

• 2:03:49Duncan Trussell?

  I keep hearing.

• 2:03:49Kurt Metzger?

  So here's the real announcement.

• 2:03:51Duncan Trussell?

  You think that's real?

• 2:03:52Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, Duncan.

• 2:03:52Speaker 02

  Well, they did a bunch of bullshit, but.

• 2:03:54Kurt Metzger?

  Can I tell you the real announcement?

• 2:03:55Speaker 02

  I think the hype is real.

• 2:03:57Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, Duncan.

• 2:03:57Duncan Trussell?

  I've been hearing it.

• 2:03:58Kurt Metzger?

  So big homie CC, the reason I had him on is one thing he said that I'm like, that guy's telling you the truth, whatever. I don't know anything else about, I don't know him that well, but here's the thing that's the truth. They can never do disclosure. You sat with me while Eric Weinstein goes, who I know now because we just had Dave Smith on in the future, I think.

• 2:04:17Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:04:17Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, he's aging as somebody, okay? Just based on the things I know now.

• 2:04:23Speaker 02

  I think Dave Smith is awesome.

• 2:04:25Kurt Metzger?

  No, yeah, but yeah, they tried to recruit him. He's so awesome as a matter of fact, but he told me we, because.

• 2:04:30Duncan Trussell?

  He's saying he thinks Weinstein is an out.

• 2:04:31Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, I'm a fucking prick. I'm gonna ask you about all the things I want to know about. And I go, I asked him about why Israel can have, well, first of all, Iran, Israel has nukes. Why can't Iran? We can have a cold war. They couldn't use them.

• 2:04:42Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:04:42Kurt Metzger?

  Because Israel wants to do whatever the fuck it wants. And he goes, well, that's a theocracy. I go, yeah, no, I was wrong. It is a theocracy. That's why they don't have nukes. There's no fatwa saying they can have nukes. They actually believe in their horseshit.

• 2:04:54Speaker 02

  Well, now, now they're gonna build the nukes. They got them. So, so back to your bigger question. I said it earlier.

• 2:04:58Kurt Metzger?

  I hope, I should hope so. But anyway, Eric Weinstein goes, you think Epstein is like the top or just, I go, no, he's obviously a small point in the thing. He goes, if the truth ever came out, it would end the world. And I said, you were right there. Oh, no. Oh, don't. So the ontological shock is not that there's spacemen. The ontological shock is you're run by Harry Potter fucking gay wizards that are the most depraved. They literally try to warp reality.

• 2:05:28Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:05:28Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, with depraved acts. You like changing things? The upside down. Well, you know what I think the upside down is? That's the place where Dean Martin, Hunter S. Thompson are fucking Satanists. No, not the people I like. Yeah, not in the, in the front facing world, but when you go in the upside down, they drink your fucking blood. That's why Eleven, who there's a real chick who's Eleven. Eleven is the same upside down and right side up. That's why they need you to be a holy diver and do some cabala shit.

• 2:05:57Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, what's holy diver? What does that mean? Is that D O?

• 2:06:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 2:06:00Speaker 02

  Holy diver. You've been down too long in the midnight sea.

• 2:06:02Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, these Frankis and shit got, yeah.

• 2:06:05Duncan Trussell?

  What does it mean? Wait, what?

• 2:06:06Kurt Metzger?

  They gotta dive and get.

• 2:06:07Speaker 02

  Jump from the tiger.

• 2:06:09Duncan Trussell?

  What does it mean?

• 2:06:10Kurt Metzger?

  Cabala, cabala.

• 2:06:11Duncan Trussell?

  Holy diver is cabalistic?

• 2:06:13Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, we gotta get the sparks. It's down in the mud. That means I have to do, I have to use up all the evil.

• 2:06:17Speaker 02

  Well, the level of cabal is merging with Satan.

• 2:06:20Duncan Trussell?

  Holy diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea.

• 2:06:21Kurt Metzger?

  Or Lucifer, the inverted plasma ball.

• 2:06:23Duncan Trussell?

  Of what's becoming of me. Ride the tiger. You can see his stripes, but you know he's clean. What does this mean, guys? Explain. Got shiny diamonds, like the eyes of a cat.

• 2:06:32Speaker 02

  They're saying you're pure, but you still engage with Satan to get the secrets.

• 2:06:36Kurt Metzger?

  Holy diver, but it's holy.

• 2:06:38Speaker 02

  Holy diver. You've been down too long in the midnight sea.

• 2:06:40Kurt Metzger?

  Duncan, Rasputin.

• 2:06:41Speaker 02

  Oh, what's becoming of me?

• 2:06:43Kurt Metzger?

  What did Rasputin do? Salvation through sin.

• 2:06:45Speaker 02

  Jump from the tiger.

• 2:06:45Kurt Metzger?

  What did Shabbat Taishevi do? Salvation through sin. What did the Jacob Frank do? Salvation through sin. What do they do when you join the, the secrets, the alphabet boys? Oh, you gotta fuck animals. Our buddy Kash Patel just informed us at a hearing. Uh, who, what's the fucking, oh, Gunderson, last honest FBI man, Ted Gunderson. All that evil shit, they did that shit and they can never tell. And the ontological shock would be you would rip them apart with your bare, those fat fucks at the Walmart that eat at Stromboli's and shit. The, the Rizler? Yo, that fat fuck family, that whole Dago family would go tear these fuckers apart like they deserve. They can never tell you the truth.

• 2:07:27Kurt Metzger?

  Trump gave out hope that he was gonna, but Trump's with them. He's from the Scottish right. They're with the celestial fucking hierarchy.

• 2:07:37Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, you think Trump is Scottish right? Is he amazing? Trump's not a maiden.

• 2:07:39Kurt Metzger?

  No, he's a descendant. Oh, he's an enigma. He's a thirty thirty degree. Hey, remember that weird thing that came out? The letter to Jeffrey that they said is a letter, but it's like a play.

• 2:07:48Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:07:49Kurt Metzger?

  It's out of a book where they hit everything else, but it looks like they fucked. He goes, the enigma is never age. You ever notice that? And Jenna pointed out, that's his degree with the Masons. He goes back to when, uh, the Mason, when, uh, who's it? Robert the Bruce? It's like Highlander. He killed somebody in a church and God acts communicated. The Highlander, you're not supposed to kill another immortal in a church, right? But Robert DeBruce did, and he got excommunicated, and he brought the Scottish right, all those leftovers scumbag fucking uh gay [__] Templars who were doing the same Diddy magic that we have today. And he fucking brought the Scottish right there. Now, I love Paranoid Americans channel, he's a thirty second degree, which means he doesn't know fucking shit about it. He's very knowledgeable, but the way a degree system works is like Scientology.

• 2:08:34Speaker 02

  The cult, you're not, you don't know unless you're in the center.

• 2:08:37Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 2:08:37Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, mystery school, here's what I like about Jesus, even though I don't like how we fucked that guy's pig business up. I don't approve of that. Or maybe Jesus, maybe Josh will explain it to me.

• 2:08:45Duncan Trussell?

  We don't know the whole story.

• 2:08:47Kurt Metzger?

  Right, but I like that if you become a Christian, you're not, there's no such thing as an esoteric Christian. Here's the benefit of Christianity, they tell you what you think right when you walk in, if it's real.

• 2:08:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's not a cult, it's not hidden.

• 2:09:00Kurt Metzger?

  Scientology, you gotta work your way up to learn about Xenu. So I set out on a quest when I was looking at UFO shit. I wanna know what the rich, what Michael Pighoof Bloomberg's Xenu is. It's Mithra, by the way.

• 2:09:13Speaker 02

  No, I agree, but you were asking in the closing here.

• 2:09:15Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 2:09:16Speaker 02

  I said it early on.

• 2:09:17Kurt Metzger?

  This is a four claw pod.

• 2:09:19Speaker 02

  They are.

• 2:09:19Kurt Metzger?

  Mark that down.

• 2:09:20Speaker 02

  They are saying, end of the world AI, the fame guys that said it'll save us all. They want to do a false flag, blame it on AI or Iran or something, crash it. Crash the market and then claim they're saving it, create a unified ledger, bring all our bank accounts into one. And launch the social credit score, universal basic income, we, the planets are aligned, they're now hyping all that. They're, they're looking at that, they've already caused the energy crisis. So that, so that's where we're at right now, is the AI companies wanna shut down all their competition. Cause the answer with AI being accepted is to have independent AI, they wanna create an AI global dictatorship.

• 2:09:59Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, so this might, you know.

• 2:10:01Kurt Metzger?

  They're Noah Hyde techno state.

• 2:10:03Duncan Trussell?

  You know, you know.

• 2:10:04Kurt Metzger?

  The world will be Gaza.

• 2:10:05Duncan Trussell?

  You know Josh Kabaza, right?

• 2:10:07Kurt Metzger?

  Who?

• 2:10:08Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, you know, he's a, you met him on my podcast, he, what he was saying, which is quite interesting, is that most people don't realize, most people don't care. Your bank account is only insured up to two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

• 2:10:22Speaker 02

  Oh my God, the FDIC said this year and last year, you pull up, FDIC admits to preparing bail-ins, pull that up. FD, go to X has it, FDIC admits bail-ins are coming. And they say, we're about to grab everybody's bank account, we're about to unify your house, your car, everything. You'll own nothing, be happy, but by pooling it, we can create a new bubble, so we're gonna offer this as a solution to the collapsing system.

• 2:10:46Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:10:46Speaker 02

  And, and.

• 2:10:47Kurt Metzger?

  Why, why? Because guess what dude, Jubilee, they do, so the scapegoat ritual, we had Dr. Heather Lynn call in. All those assassinations, by the way, is Zionist ritual theater from Habad, just so everybody fucking knows.

• 2:10:58Duncan Trussell?

  But real quick.

• 2:10:59Kurt Metzger?

  But wait, there's a deficit, the debt, you heard of the debt, right?

• 2:11:03Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:11:03Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, going back to Babylon, they do the scapegoat ritual, and Jubilee is when debt gets forgiven. These rituals.

• 2:11:10Speaker 02

  No, I agree, they're preparing a Jubilee to bring in the new central bank digital currency, universal basic income. Social income, they're gonna do a cyber.

• 2:11:17Kurt Metzger?

  The king already knows it.

• 2:11:18Speaker 02

  And blame it on rogue AI.

• 2:11:19Kurt Metzger?

  He already knows it.

• 2:11:20Speaker 02

  Blame it on rogue AI, so we have an AI dictatorship, only one AI, to stop this forever happening. Which is what Peter Thiel, Warren was coming, not North Peter Thiel, he's been saying for years.

• 2:11:28Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, the Catachon, who holds back the men of walllessness.

• 2:11:31Duncan Trussell?

  Explain for, explain bail in, I don't think people understand how insane this shit is.

• 2:11:35Speaker 02

  Okay, so, so Catherine Austin Fitz was the first person to tell us like twenty five years ago.

• 2:11:39Kurt Metzger?

  She, oh, look up Catherine Austin Fitz, because that chick knows the, and she knows the crazy part and the nerd part.

• 2:11:46Speaker 02

  She ended up a, a federal agency, the whole.

• 2:11:49Kurt Metzger?

  HUD Secretary.

• 2:11:50Speaker 02

  Unified, listen to this word, unified ledger. Just type in unified ledger.

• 2:11:55Kurt Metzger?

  She warned about all of it.

• 2:11:56Speaker 02

  That, uh, Ursula Vanderlei, the head of the Unlocked EU Commission, two weeks ago said, we're getting ready to grab your bank account. Your car, everything put in unified ledger, you don't know how to manage your money. So the point is, they wanna crash the system and bring in a unified ledger, where everything you've got is controlled by AI. You don't own it, but you're happy, as the World Economic Forum said. Because then, when the whole system goes down, they beef it up with this one, but now it's all surveilled and controlled, now it's tied to your behavior.

• 2:12:24Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 2:12:25Duncan Trussell?

  Really what happened is, if you have over two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, they took it, they just, it's, it's a complete redistribution of wealth. They took all your fucking money.

• 2:12:34Kurt Metzger?

  We have to, hey.

• 2:12:36Speaker 02

  They're selling it as the savior. So the unified ledger, guys, type in, what is a central bank, global unified ledger?

• 2:12:44Kurt Metzger?

  In place of Christ, do you understand that this Jesus story is a debt story? So I just look at themes.

• 2:12:50Speaker 02

  He gets rid of your debt.

• 2:12:52Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, uh, the reason I like Jesus, never mind the stories of pigs, is the, the debt theme. Think of how debt collectors were allowed, until you find out the law, they could.

• 2:13:01Speaker 02

  And no one would talk to them but him.

• 2:13:02Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 2:13:03Kurt Metzger?

  That's right, so because he didn't know nothing and they killed him, that was a big boo boo, Gary Wayne, I, I can't recommend him enough. And that guy, and I warned him about people around him.

• 2:13:12Speaker 02

  Let's have Gary Wayne, let's have you guys in, have him on.

• 2:13:15Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 2:13:15Kurt Metzger?

  Yo dude, and also, we got, and I'm gonna shout out to my buddy Ra, who's got fucking Dago Straga blood. Uh, who worked with Gary Wayne, and he's a guy who, get this, he knows about occult shit for being a Dago Straga blood. And he knows about plasma physics, because plasma physics figures in big time, and he knows the Hindu bullshit that connects to the plasma. Dude, uh, uh, think of the physics that you haven't learned about that much in school, growing up in high school. And by the way, I used to watch Discovery, I was eager to talk to Eric Weinstein and all these people that talk about quantum physics. Dude, fucking string theory, what a waste of everyone's time on purpose, obviously. Now these nerds, you were with me at the University of Texas.

• 2:14:00Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 2:14:01Kurt Metzger?

  And when you ask them, they go, well, that's not, the way that the incentive system works is to not do what I do as a clown. Never stay in your lane, only an expert.

• 2:14:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, only specialized things, never unify the theory, but look at this.

• 2:14:13Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 2:14:14Speaker 02

  It's a unified ledger, this is what they're preparing to launch. This is what the AI crashes.

• 2:14:19Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, let me read it.

• 2:14:21Kurt Metzger?

  And Whitey Webb was right about this.

• 2:14:22Duncan Trussell?

  A central bank global unified ledger is a proposed digital infrastructure and model that combines tokenized central bank money, commercial bank deposits, and real world assets onto a single programmable platform. That is complete theft of everything.

• 2:14:40Kurt Metzger?

  Do you remember Duncan, Duncan, do you remember being on the Dirt with Kirk with, uh, Josh Moon from Kiwi Farms? And he was talking about how it's not the debanking, it's the Visa, Mastercard and those vendors? And the PayPal mafia is in control of that, and Andreessen lied to Rogan about it. They, that's, yo, they do whatever the banks, those lenders, like the, the credit companies, that's where the fucking fuck you is.

• 2:15:05Speaker 02

  And I got showed by.

• 2:15:05Kurt Metzger?

  Kiwi Farms, Josh Moon, he lays it out very well. Credit to him.

• 2:15:09Speaker 02

  The banker showed me, he said, we can't give you a copy, there's digital watermarks. I was listed as quote hate, so I lost my bank account, and they'll have perfect credit. So yeah, this is.

• 2:15:18Kurt Metzger?

  That's what happened to Kiwi Farms, now Kiwi Farms, which if you look it up, that's, and Ben Collins, the, the gentleman that you're familiar with. He tried to fund some [__] to end Kiwi Farms, they're trying to take away their.

• 2:15:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's their specialty is, they direct the media to attack you and shut you down.

• 2:15:34Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:15:35Kurt Metzger?

  Now, friends of mine that are good journalists, to the, but they've been corrected since, and don't worry, I always correct people. Uh, they thought Gamergate was like in Wikipedia, it's a harassment campaign, and these are people that know about cutouts. But what I've learned from talking to people that know shit, they're all compartmentalized as fuck.

• 2:15:53Speaker 02

  Exactly, most people that serve evil, in fact, almost all of them have no idea, they just go, I get like a chicken that pecks the thing to get the grain, they just go, me, me, me.

• 2:16:02Kurt Metzger?

  I'm not an expert, I can't talk about this.

• 2:16:03Speaker 02

  So my job is trying to get them to go, do you really wanna be a cog?

• 2:16:06Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 2:16:08Speaker 02

  They do the devil's.

• 2:16:09Kurt Metzger?

  Is that the hill you wanna die on Duncan? Is that the hill you want to die on?

• 2:16:13Duncan Trussell?

  What hill?

• 2:16:14Kurt Metzger?

  I, I worked in entertainment, and I heard this for like, the whole time, because a bunch of people that didn't wanna die on that hill. By the way, Gutfeld knows Pizza Gate's real, I feel like he does.

• 2:16:25Speaker 02

  We're delivering the seven, eight and nine year old John Podesta to the.

• 2:16:29Kurt Metzger?

  Remember, uh, yo dude, do you remember the dude from Blink one eighty two that was the UFO guy? He wrote an email to John Podesta that he just wanted to serve to bring out the UFO truth. Cause when the Rockefeller's are involved.

• 2:16:40Speaker 02

  Here's my deal, people say that, we know Tony Podesta, to flaunt it, did a huge magazine, inside the thing showing.

• 2:16:49Duncan Trussell?

  The one with their hands behind their.

• 2:16:50Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I've seen all this, listen.

• 2:16:52Duncan Trussell?

  People haven't seen this, they need to see this shit.

• 2:16:53Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, go watch Disney, motherfucker, who cares?

• 2:16:55Duncan Trussell?

  Jesus Christ.

• 2:16:56Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, hey, hey, the whole thing, Walt Disney, real name Artur Beek.

• 2:17:01Speaker 02

  I know, but I'm gonna be mean, Kirby, you said this is old, it's not old to new people.

• 2:17:05Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, man.

• 2:17:05Speaker 02

  So just cause you know it, you're a teacher.

• 2:17:08Kurt Metzger?

  I'm not Christian, I'm frustrated and angry.

• 2:17:10Duncan Trussell?

  Know this, your fans are advanced.

• 2:17:12Speaker 02

  You gotta stop thinking everybody knows this.

• 2:17:14Duncan Trussell?

  Any, anytime I do this.

• 2:17:15Speaker 02

  I'm not mad at you, but you gotta stop thinking everybody knows what you know.

• 2:17:18Duncan Trussell?

  His fans get mad at me, cause I stopped to like show people this.

• 2:17:21Kurt Metzger?

  Can I tell you something?

• 2:17:21Duncan Trussell?

  Not everyone knows this dude.

• 2:17:23Kurt Metzger?

  People appreciate it when you're as abusive as I am, and.

• 2:17:26Speaker 02

  We're not mad at you, the point is, stop saying it's, it's new to new people. Our job is to get more people.

• 2:17:32Kurt Metzger?

  Did you just make this a five claw pod?

• 2:17:34Speaker 02

  No, we're not being mean to you.

• 2:17:35Duncan Trussell?

  I'm doing five claws.

• 2:17:36Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, this is a five claw pod.

• 2:17:38Speaker 02

  I'm saying you have to.

• 2:17:39Kurt Metzger?

  Didn't say it was me, I just said it's a five claw pod.

• 2:17:41Speaker 02

  One thing I learned is, just because I know a bunch of this shit, I have to try, like, it's the prodigal son. The good son stays there, he's great, we love him, and he.

• 2:17:49Kurt Metzger?

  It's my favorite story, by the way.

• 2:17:50Speaker 02

  And the other son comes back and he goes, why do you care about, he goes, do you know much I like you? Like, this is the dumb ass, how much do I love you?

• 2:17:56Kurt Metzger?

  Do you know how I took that story? Not different.

• 2:17:58Speaker 02

  So my point is, don't be, we're, for the prodigal sons, bro. Go ahead, go ahead.

• 2:18:02Kurt Metzger?

  Well, this, you know, well, you probably.

• 2:18:04Duncan Trussell?

  Well, wait, let him finish his point.

• 2:18:05Kurt Metzger?

  No, he's probably right how he interpreted, how I interpreted it was. The one son goes and the other son does the duty and stays, and then he comes back and, you know, he fucks up and the father is like, bring out my finest fatted cat, whatever. And the other son's like, but I stayed here, and the, the father said, well, you're a boring, rule-following bitch, and your brother's genuinely interesting, so it's more valuable to have him back than you suck it up.

• 2:18:26Speaker 02

  No, he says you're getting the whole shot, brother. I.

• 2:18:30Duncan Trussell?

  No, the quote.

• 2:18:30Kurt Metzger?

  No, you're right, listen, your interpretation is correct.

• 2:18:32Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, let me do the Bible, the exact verses, one that was dead.

• 2:18:36Kurt Metzger?

  You're watching Pancake Bible yelling.

• 2:18:38Speaker 02

  Cause Rose is back.

• 2:18:39Duncan Trussell?

  Is back, it was, he was saying this, this.

• 2:18:41Kurt Metzger?

  No, I know, I'm just trying to have some fun. Because we're looking at a.

• 2:18:45Duncan Trussell?

  Jesus didn't mean to take the pigs away from the man.

• 2:18:47Speaker 02

  The point is, we go the extra length to get the lost sheep, the ones that were already there, we're not putting them down.

• 2:18:52Kurt Metzger?

  That's right, I, look, I know you're talking about Anna Kasparian, and it works.

• 2:18:55Speaker 02

  We're talking to the lost sheep, bro, you have to dumb, not be mean, you've got to lower it, we want the new people.

• 2:19:01Duncan Trussell?

  People don't believe this, people when, people when you say.

• 2:19:04Speaker 02

  They're like, oh, this is all, I'm mad, but like, people do this to me, like, oh, this is old.

• 2:19:08Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 2:19:08Speaker 02

  They don't know, the time has come.

• 2:19:10Kurt Metzger?

  You are correct, but listen to my philosophy on this. So your Doug Pound, who's a genuine talented guy, and your Winebox, that are around that scumbag Tim Heideger.

• 2:19:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:19:19Kurt Metzger?

  Sadly, they only respect abuse from someone smarter than them.

• 2:19:24Speaker 02

  Well, you are smart, I'm not saying that.

• 2:19:25Kurt Metzger?

  But I'm, I'm trying to collect the people I like by abusing, that's what they need, look. I'm not trying to be a pimp here, but these are hoes, and I'm trying to show them, that I could show you the world, baby, you just got to come with me, and when you're dumb, I'm going to tell you dumb bitch, but I love you.

• 2:19:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, they should stop being slaves, I agree, it's.

• 2:19:42Kurt Metzger?

  So, but slaves have a slave mentality, and here's what Sir Michael Aquino taught.

• 2:19:47Speaker 02

  My point is, we have to keep, we have to keep restating the basics, so.

• 2:19:52Duncan Trussell?

  That's right.

• 2:19:53Kurt Metzger?

  I'm not crazy.

• 2:19:54Duncan Trussell?

  You got it, man, that's it, you got to keep restating the basics, because you're, you don't understand how absolutely genius and weird you are.

• 2:20:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not kissing your ass, you send me shit.

• 2:20:05Kurt Metzger?

  You want to know my IQ?

• 2:20:06Speaker 02

  Stop, stop.

• 2:20:06Kurt Metzger?

  It's not big.

• 2:20:07Speaker 02

  I'm not kissing your ass, Kurt, you send me shit, all the time, and I, it's all smart, and I got to sit there for like an hour to figure it out, I'm pretty fucking smart, so what you had to say is you're.

• 2:20:18Kurt Metzger?

  I can't believe you would have to take an hour, you, you rattle off shit that I've tested you.

• 2:20:21Duncan Trussell?

  You underestimate yourself.

• 2:20:22Speaker 02

  You have, you understand, like, if I am kind of, let's say a wizard at this, I have to focus and figure it out, the average person has no fucking clue what you're saying.

• 2:20:31Kurt Metzger?

  I just now looked at it, like I'm a latecomer to all the things.

• 2:20:34Speaker 02

  Well, I'm not kissing your ass, you do send me a lot of sophisticated stuff, it's almost always right.

• 2:20:38Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:20:38Speaker 02

  But I have to sit there with a fucking headache to figure it out.

• 2:20:41Kurt Metzger?

  Number one.

• 2:20:41Speaker 02

  I'm not kissing your ass, I'm telling you advice.

• 2:20:43Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, I'll tell you why, Jimmy Dore Show.

• 2:20:44Duncan Trussell?

  Slow it down.

• 2:20:45Speaker 02

  So, slow down, distill down what you're saying, because if I got a headache figuring it out, and it's always right, explain it, because you're sending me.

• 2:20:53Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so beta males.

• 2:20:54Speaker 02

  Look at that, don't you see what they're doing, it's like fucking five digits.

• 2:20:56Kurt Metzger?

  I'll do it a better way, okay, I'll do it a better way. All right, that's what Rogan says.

• 2:21:00Speaker 02

  I spent like an hour trying to figure it out.

• 2:21:02Duncan Trussell?

  I know, it's intense.

• 2:21:03Kurt Metzger?

  Rogan says it to me too, the best guy I've ever met in showbiz, who's the highest paying, fairest, nicest guy that don't give a fuck about none of that shit.

• 2:21:12Duncan Trussell?

  Very sweet guy.

• 2:21:13Kurt Metzger?

  Right?

• 2:21:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:21:14Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Oh, shit.

• 2:21:19Duncan Trussell?

  Captain Chuck in the pancake.

• 2:21:21Speaker 02

  Can we go back?

• 2:21:21Kurt Metzger?

  I forgot, wait, I, wait, I forgot the question, hold on, wait, wait, wait.

• 2:21:25Speaker 02

  How do you make it presentable?

• 2:21:26Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, did you see that?

• 2:21:27Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, what?

• 2:21:29Speaker 02

  You got a pretty mouth.

• 2:21:30Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, look, I got to shit, and.

• 2:21:32Duncan Trussell?

  I have to shit too.

• 2:21:33Speaker 02

  More shits, go shit.

• 2:21:34Duncan Trussell?

  Everyone thinks we're doing, by the way, people think we're doing.

• 2:21:37Speaker 02

  What's up with this shit fest?

• 2:21:37Kurt Metzger?

  We've never peed once on the show, we've only taken shits.

• 2:21:40Speaker 02

  The name of the podcast is shit fest.

• 2:21:44Speaker 02

  What the fuck is up with you guys?

• 2:21:45Duncan Trussell?

  How do you not have to pee right now, that's impressive.

• 2:21:48Kurt Metzger?

  Crashing Out's the name of the, the show.

• 2:21:50Duncan Trussell?

  We, Alex Jones came up with the name of his show here.

• 2:21:53Speaker 02

  Oh, the new podcast is called Crashing Out.

• 2:21:55Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, you know what?

• 2:21:56Speaker 02

  I've been for years trying to figure out the new name of the show, Crashing Out, you inspired me.

• 2:22:01Kurt Metzger?

  And I just realized Sammy Hagar hair looks great with a rice hat.

• 2:22:05Speaker 02

  Go take your shits.

• 2:22:05Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, we'll be right back.

• 2:22:14Speaker 02

  I like shit five pounds every morning at six AM, so, so, there's no, you're left with me, folks, you're, you're chronicler, expert shit artist, they have the largest micro penis in America. Um, but, um, it's true, it's, women go like, oh, and they go, oh. Literally like, god damn, that looks like a grub worm, oh shit, that is big, I got the biggest micro penis in America, folks, I can go on tour. It's, and it, it's amazing. But, but getting serious here, we're going to finish this podcast up here in a minute, and, uh, right now, we're just having a good discussion about people who want to shut us down that aren't real, fuck you, you fucking failed.

• 2:23:00Speaker 02

  So you can say what you want about the world being a mess, at the end of the day, the fake people are losing, the real people are winning, and at the end of the day, that'll trump AI, because everybody loves AI all day, AI is narcissism, it's narcissist looks in the water and loves himself. So you're so in love with AI, it's just a reflection of you. It rips off every famous artist, every famous speaker, every famous orator, that's what it does, and so, when you look at it, get scared by it, get scared by yourself, get scared by who you are, because that's who you are, God made you

• 2:23:34Speaker 02

  in his mind, and you are frightfully dangerous, you are amazing, and that's the truth, you were made by the creator of the universe to be able to build, look what we've already done, there's no doubt, we're made the image of God, little G, we're not God, but we got God's spark. So anybody putting you down, anybody trying to make you feel pathetic, I don't care if you're driving a fucking Pinto, most people don't know what that is, or a Pacer, you know, from the seventies, they're really cool cars, you are conscious, you're able to see a sunset, see its beauty, you're able to hear a mute song and love that, that's worship, that's worship of what God built.

• 2:24:11Speaker 02

  And the ability to worship is the ability to be conscious and become close to God, and that's all that matters, and these people that want to work against the, the, the system that God created, that want to work against the dynamic, that is who we're supposed to be, they're a joke, they're the losers, folks, they're cheating, they think they got the cheat code, they think they're winning, they're not winning, folks, they're losers, they're losers, and that's what you got to remember, God made you, God made you

• 2:24:40Speaker 02

  in his image to carry out amazing things, and you can see what we've done, that's not hype, that's not me telling you how great you are, but it's not like Oprah Winfrey, you envision something that happens, until now, with all the AI, with all the technology, it's who controls it, we've now reached the Atlantean moment, where whatever we want can now be built. And that's why there's eighty-seven thousand trillion galaxies have been photographed.

• 2:25:05Speaker 02

  Because we aren't even an amoeba yet, we aren't even a larval frog, a tadpole yet, we're not, we're in, we're, we're, we're not even at the point of the, of the sperm, we're not even at the point of the sperm and, and the egg coming together, and that flash that happens, we're right there at that, this is the beginning, come on in, guys, we're at the beginning of our destiny. And nobody's getting in the way with this, Satan is the tester that God allowed through free will, just to strengthen us and to put pressure on us, yes, Satan is an agent of God, and that's what you have to understand in the larger picture, and understand you are divinely created for an incredible mission.

• 2:25:47Duncan Trussell?

  That's right.

• 2:25:48Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, look, I'm not trying to freak out, but I can't find my legal Delta nine, I want some fucking answers, now, who took it?

• 2:25:53Duncan Trussell?

  I have some legal Delta nine edible.

• 2:25:55Kurt Metzger?

  No, I just had it, and it's gone now, and I know, it wasn't me that lost it, and we're not leaving here, and if you think Hunter Biden gets crazy when he weighs his crack and it's a little bit down.

• 2:26:05Duncan Trussell?

  Why don't you eat some of my, I have edible Delta legal, Delta nine.

• 2:26:08Kurt Metzger?

  No.

• 2:26:09Duncan Trussell?

  You want some edible legal Delta nine?

• 2:26:11Speaker 02

  I'll drive home, I'm good.

• 2:26:12Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 2:26:12Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, this is like the best episode of Mystery Boys that has ever happened.

• 2:26:14Duncan Trussell?

  It's the best episode of any podcast ever made.

• 2:26:18Speaker 02

  I think it will go viral, it's important information.

• 2:26:20Kurt Metzger?

  Well, we didn't want to release this podcast.

• 2:26:22Speaker 02

  Say what you want, this is unfiltered, you learned about duck pussies.

• 2:26:29Kurt Metzger?

  Sorry.

• 2:26:30Duncan Trussell?

  That's what.

• 2:26:30Kurt Metzger?

  Why should I have to be alone knowing about duck pussies?

• 2:26:33Speaker 02

  I'm, yeah, yeah, Kurt, that's a little, I'm proud of you, I mean, you're, they pulled it up, you're.

• 2:26:39Kurt Metzger?

  I, I just want you to understand, it's all about analogies, and the reason I, me and Dunk are both in gate.

• 2:26:44Duncan Trussell?

  Shit, it's seven.

• 2:26:45Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, you're gate, right, you're in gate, Donkey?

• 2:26:48Duncan Trussell?

  I love you, man.

• 2:26:50Kurt Metzger?

  Remember how you were in gate, no, yeah?

• 2:26:52Duncan Trussell?

  I was in gate.

• 2:26:55Kurt Metzger?

  So.

• 2:26:55Speaker 02

  Hey, I ever sucked a dick, it's a famous clip, I said, I sucked a hundred dicks to stop nuclear war.

• 2:27:02Duncan Trussell?

  I would too.

• 2:27:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, that would make you a will, well, that's a real Christ consciousness you got, so, wait.

• 2:27:10Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, I, I would rather be crucified, wait, so.

• 2:27:13Duncan Trussell?

  You would not suck, let me, wait, hold on. Would you suck a hundred dicks to stop nuclear war?

• 2:27:20Kurt Metzger?

  No, because I'm too, I'd be too good at it.

• 2:27:21Duncan Trussell?

  Are you fucking kidding me, Alex, let me ask you this.

• 2:27:24Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, it's like being a, wait, wait, it's like being a good writer's assistant.

• 2:27:27Speaker 02

  No, I said, I never sucked a dick.

• 2:27:28Kurt Metzger?

  If you're good at it, they're never going to let you stop.

• 2:27:29Speaker 02

  I'd suck a hundred dicks to stop nuclear war.

• 2:27:31Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, let me ask you this, so you just sucked a hundred dicks, I come out, and I'm like, Alex, you got to suck one more dick.

• 2:27:40Duncan Trussell?

  Would you suck it, would you suck the way?

• 2:27:43Kurt Metzger?

  Wow, well, you've just predicted the next season of Mr. Beast on Amazon Prime.

• 2:27:50Speaker 02

  My point is, is that we, we need, they have a normalcy bias that we haven't had nuclear war. We need to stop this shit right now.

• 2:27:57Duncan Trussell?

  We do. People don't understand.

• 2:27:59Kurt Metzger?

  Sorry we dropped all the knowledge.

• 2:28:00Speaker 02

  To stop nuclear war, it'd be easy to suck a dick. I wish it was so easy. It ain't that easy.

• 2:28:04Duncan Trussell?

  People just don't realize, like, some people say nuclear weapons aren't real. People are that insane right now.

• 2:28:10Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, oh, this old church, humans couldn't build it. There's a whole record of it being built.

• 2:28:16Kurt Metzger?

  That's, that's actual, by the way, the, the.

• 2:28:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, you sent me a thing about that.

• 2:28:20Kurt Metzger?

  Retardia?

• 2:28:21Speaker 02

  They're retardia. That's what this is.

• 2:28:24Duncan Trussell?

  What's retardia?

• 2:28:25Kurt Metzger?

  Tartaria. Okay, let me recommend Mark Windows, Windows on the World, got a great thing about it.

• 2:28:30Speaker 02

  The point is, is they're, they look at all this beautiful architecture and say, there's no way we did this.

• 2:28:34Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 2:28:34Speaker 02

  And, and, and, and because the system lies and people believe nothing's true. They take Texas courthouses that my fucking eight grandpas ago built. There's photos of, they go, we didn't build that, it's too pretty.

• 2:28:46Kurt Metzger?

  Well, okay, wait, but caulk and molding was invented. Once a cheaper thing where you don't have to give a shit comes out, that's why it's not pretty no more. Everything gets downgraded.

• 2:28:55Speaker 02

  Well, in the old days, you built something beautiful, you got the next job.

• 2:28:57Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 2:28:58Speaker 02

  It was all about pride.

• 2:28:59Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:29:00Speaker 02

  Like, look at these, these cattlehotels in Austin.

• 2:29:02Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:29:02Speaker 02

  You know, I mean, people go, it's like, oh, humans didn't build this, it's too beautiful. No, they had fucking pride.

• 2:29:08Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 2:29:09Kurt Metzger?

  No, we need you to be in shame all the time about just being born. We want the thing from Catholicism.

• 2:29:14Speaker 02

  People wanted to walk into something and see beauty, which we manifest. That's why they, it was declassified in the seventies, the CIA in the, by the fifties. So we want ugly art, ugly architecture to lower.

• 2:29:23Kurt Metzger?

  Jackson Pollock.

• 2:29:24Speaker 02

  The, the, yeah, yeah.

• 2:29:25Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, what's the name of that architecture?

• 2:29:26Kurt Metzger?

  They made the art ugly and the feminist hotter.

• 2:29:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, big ugly fucking buildings to lower our consciousness.

• 2:29:31Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:29:32Kurt Metzger?

  Then Gloria Steinem, that whore, they bring out a hotter feminist to distract from the social dykes. Yeah, yo, all the things were that.

• 2:29:39Duncan Trussell?

  Admittedly.

• 2:29:40Kurt Metzger?

  Well, don't talk about China, dipshit, you're not even as good as China. Look at this shit. So there was, uh, some other.

• 2:29:47Speaker 02

  I remember in high school.

• 2:29:49Kurt Metzger?

  Now, she didn't look as good now as here.

• 2:29:51Speaker 02

  I would come home for lunch.

• 2:29:52Kurt Metzger?

  Towards the end, not as hot.

• 2:29:53Speaker 02

  And, and Limbaugh wasn't perfect, but it was like Gloria Steinem, in her book such and such, says she was CIA.

• 2:29:59Kurt Metzger?

  Mm-hmm. Openly, she told everybody.

• 2:30:01Speaker 02

  And so I get home and I'm, I'm, I'm, my mom's like, made me lunch, and she wasn't really a liberal, but she still were, she said, that's not true, I have her book. She pulls it out in front of me and goes, oh my God, she admits it right here, I forgot that. So the point is, is that.

• 2:30:14Kurt Metzger?

  Incredible.

• 2:30:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a true story.

• 2:30:16Kurt Metzger?

  How do you use that, you, so, but I forgot it for twenty years when.

• 2:30:20Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:30:21Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, the CIA is deep, all the movies you saw. How about, how about when fucking, um, uh, Black Panther?

• 2:30:27Speaker 02

  Agenda, watch the movies.

• 2:30:28Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Black Panther, you remember Black Panther?

• 2:30:31Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I saw it four times.

• 2:30:33Speaker 02

  Wakanda, the man, yeah.

• 2:30:34Kurt Metzger?

  So first of all.

• 2:30:34Duncan Trussell?

  I saw Black Panther four times.

• 2:30:37Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I'm a fan of it because a white man.

• 2:30:39Duncan Trussell?

  I'm not even joking.

• 2:30:40Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, a white man made it up, that's why I saw.

• 2:30:41Duncan Trussell?

  But wait, let me explain why. We didn't mean to. We were living in LA. People kept inviting us to Black Panther. We didn't want to be rude.

• 2:30:49Kurt Metzger?

  That's why you're getting all this shit, because you hung out with devil worshippers, you maniac. Yo, that's on you. There, there were some Muslims. Oh, if you leave Israel.

• 2:30:57Speaker 02

  The played back Black Panther died of, uh, colon cancer?

• 2:30:59Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:31:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, everybody liked him, but he died. And, um, but the thing is, the most CIA, how about The Hobbit is the friendly CIA guy who just wants to help an African nation that has this amazing mineral. That's the plot of Black Panther. Remember the guy who played?

• 2:31:15Duncan Trussell?

  Why did you say Hobbit?

• 2:31:15Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:31:16Kurt Metzger?

  He played The Hobbit.

• 2:31:17Speaker 02

  And the Black Panther, the next Black Panther remake is all about, I forget the name of it, I don't follow it, but.

• 2:31:22Kurt Metzger?

  Vibranium.

• 2:31:22Speaker 02

  It's the CIA saving Wakanda.

• 2:31:25Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, because there's all these pirate, yo, yo, uh, Neil Brennan, who I love that guy, Neil Brennan, he goes, he thought, what, what everyone focused on at the time, and Neil, he goes, the guy's talking, he's like, well, we gotta go back and help the blacks, because we're African with the higher technology. And he was like, yeah, it's kind of a good, I'm like, Neil, what? I'm like, first of all, Africans don't like black people, we all know this. That's why I apologized to Kenya earlier. Black, Africans don't like, yo.

• 2:31:54Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, Africans are black?

• 2:31:55Speaker 02

  They don't like a western blacks.

• 2:31:57Duncan Trussell?

  Oh.

• 2:31:57Kurt Metzger?

  They don't like American blacks. They have no fun of them.

• 2:32:00Duncan Trussell?

  I see, I see.

• 2:32:00Kurt Metzger?

  Even if they're much poorer than American black, they look down on them.

• 2:32:03Duncan Trussell?

  I got you.

• 2:32:04Kurt Metzger?

  Much like many island, Puerto Ricans from Puerto Rico don't think highly of, of the ones that you know here.

• 2:32:09Duncan Trussell?

  Oh.

• 2:32:10Kurt Metzger?

  They think low. Italians are not going to think highly of them.

• 2:32:13Speaker 02

  Well, I see the average person going, why are you bitching, you're in a great position. It's kind of that.

• 2:32:17Duncan Trussell?

  Why are you what?

• 2:32:18Kurt Metzger?

  You're in a great position. And that's why the, these, all these motherfuckers want to bring all these people flooded into America. Why are you bitching? I come from a place where I lived at, like shit. Hey, I'm Indian. I would be happy to take lower pay to not learn how to drive a truck. I would be happy to run the FBI like a fucking gay piece of shit that's in the closet that fucks a guy in Vegas and has a fake Jew beard from Assad.

• 2:32:44Duncan Trussell?

  Kash Patel fucked a dude in Vegas?

• 2:32:46Kurt Metzger?

  He lives with him. He fucking lives with him.

• 2:32:48Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 2:32:49Speaker 02

  He lives with a gay guy.

• 2:32:50Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, his girlfriend's not a, a honey trap, she's a beard.

• 2:32:53Duncan Trussell?

  I, I don't have anything against that, but is that true?

• 2:32:55Kurt Metzger?

  I told you this like five times, every text.

• 2:32:56Duncan Trussell?

  That's the problem, you go, you go too fast.

• 2:32:59Kurt Metzger?

  But I, well, because I was jerking off, so I, I wasn't, I couldn't type this.

• 2:33:03Speaker 02

  All right, so, we've done three hours.

• 2:33:05Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah, it's late.

• 2:33:06Kurt Metzger?

  The greatest mystery boys ever, ever made.

• 2:33:08Speaker 02

  Only because my nanny's gotta leave. I want to come back, but I want you guys.

• 2:33:11Duncan Trussell?

  Done.

• 2:33:12Speaker 02

  Because you invited me a month ago, you wanted to have me on, I've been begging to come on the show. You guys can both come in.

• 2:33:17Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 2:33:17Duncan Trussell?

  Done.

• 2:33:17Speaker 02

  A little, little prelude here.

• 2:33:19Kurt Metzger?

  I'll wear my ghillie suit.

• 2:33:20Speaker 02

  Little prelude, I'm gonna tell you first big news up front. We're taping this night, when's this gonna release?

• 2:33:26Kurt Metzger?

  After, yeah, next week.

• 2:33:27Duncan Trussell?

  Next week.

• 2:33:28Speaker 02

  By next week, you'll know, we're back at Infowars.

• 2:33:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, nice.

• 2:33:32Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, wait, when you get it back? Throw the name away and do the new name. That would be really fucking baller. That'd be pretty baller. Just change it.

• 2:33:39Speaker 02

  Are you, I just said that?

• 2:33:41Duncan Trussell?

  That's so incredible.

• 2:33:42Kurt Metzger?

  The name don't matter, Alex Jones matters. Alex Jones matters. Not the name, Alex Jones, right?

• 2:33:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, we, we, we, we've had a bunch of court victories, no one puts it in the news. But we don't, Infowars is close, we got the studio all the back, they failed. And it's a long story, but next week, we launch, like, next Thursday.

• 2:33:59Duncan Trussell?

  Crashing out with Alex Jones, coming next week.

• 2:34:03Kurt Metzger?

  All right, shout out to Kino, I hope I got what you need.

• 2:34:05Speaker 02

  We just lean into it.

• 2:34:07Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, man.

• 2:34:07Speaker 02

  And you'll find me at alexjoneslive.com, on X at @alexjones, rumble.com forward slash alexjonesshowlive. But we are fighting, you guys gotta come in and do a commercial free podcast, and we promise you will.

• 2:34:18Kurt Metzger?

  Done. I will already, I'm always down.

• 2:34:21Duncan Trussell?

  I'm there.

• 2:34:21Speaker 02

  Of all the white cats down.

• 2:34:24Duncan Trussell?

  We're there, we can't wait. That's incredible.

• 2:34:26Speaker 02

  We're planning to launch next Thursday, so maybe you release this next Wednesday, and then we'll do it next Thursday.

• 2:34:30Kurt Metzger?

  You should have never took me into Gate. I'm gonna fuck your shit up. You should have never accepted me in that program.

• 2:34:38Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 2:34:38Kurt Metzger?

  Gate?

• 2:34:40Duncan Trussell?

  Alex Jones is inviting us on the show, you're talking about Gate?

• 2:34:43Kurt Metzger?

  Because I'm gonna go on Alex Jones.

• 2:34:44Speaker 02

  I don't know what Gate is, uh, what?

• 2:34:46Kurt Metzger?

  Gifted and talented education, that's where they found the kids that could. Now, a skill I use in comedy, and Duncan uses, the ability to synthesize seemingly unrelated events. Pattern recognition, connecting the dots. The autistic kids with small taints they make now don't know how to do that, and they're trained with the midwifth phrases as schizo. But I'm telling you, you better start connecting dots, you little fucking queefs.

• 2:35:10Speaker 02

  I heard it, I'm, I'm holding you to it.

• 2:35:13Speaker 02

  This will air next Wednesday or whenever it is. We are relaunching next Thursday. And I want to, and we can, we're in the old studio, they're gonna shit their pants.

• 2:35:21Duncan Trussell?

  We're there. It's an honor.

• 2:35:23Kurt Metzger?

  I'll probably be doing a mission for the CIA anyway.

• 2:35:25Duncan Trussell?

  It's a sacred bump, we're there.

• 2:35:27Kurt Metzger?

  Peter Thiel asked me to get deep inside anyway, and I will. My friend Peter Thiel.

• 2:35:33Duncan Trussell?

  Mine too, friend of the show.

• 2:35:34Kurt Metzger?

  Obama and Pop Shop compared to George Thoros or Bill Gates, right? Or Michael Bloomberg, that's who you work for, you pussy? Fuck you, you mithra.

• 2:35:42Duncan Trussell?

  Hoof foot.

• 2:35:43Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, if you're into mithra, you're a homo with hoofs for feet.

• 2:35:46Duncan Trussell?

  Thanks for coming on, Alex.

• 2:35:48Kurt Metzger?

  And God could never love you.

• 2:35:49Speaker 02

  God gonna love you.

• 2:35:49Duncan Trussell?

  Love you, Alex.

• 2:35:50Speaker 02

  Hey, you guys, I'm gonna hold you to it.

• 2:35:51Duncan Trussell?

  Next week, we're there.

• 2:35:53Kurt Metzger?

  Stop watching anime.

• 2:35:59Speaker 02

  Infowars relaunches next week, alexjoneslive.com.