We Blind Smell-Tested the Best (and Worst) Celebrity and Athlete Fragrances (PTFO Vault)

Pablo, Katie Nolan and Throwing Fits co-host Lawrence Schlossman enter the PTFO lab for a pungent public service. The winner of our 11 mystery bottles, from Jordan and Brady's colognes to Taylor Swift and Britney's perfumes — plus, yes, Trump — may surprise you. (This episode originally aired January 14, 2025.) • Subscribe to Casuals with Katie Nolan https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-casuals-with-katie-nolan-255227604/ • Subscribe to Throwing Fits with Lawrence Schlossman and James Harris https://www.throwingfits.com/ • Pablo Torre Finds Out Substack www.pablo.show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:32Pablo Torre?

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• 2:01Pablo Torre?

  you should let them. And so I am on Substack, my newsletter at www.pablo.show. We'll put a link in the show notes of this episode. I have turned on paid subscriptions. And if you didn't know, I have a Substack. Guess what? It's free and that's still there for you and it's worth it. But the paid subscribers who support this show and us will get legitimately cool, personalized benefits to come. We will make it worth your while. We are figuring out here at PTFO our post-draft king's future. And, you know, more good news on that front, I hope to come. But in the meantime, pablo.show is where you sign up. Click the link in the show notes. Help support us, please.

• 2:46Pablo Torre?

  Thank you, thank you, thank you on that front. And this, this episode today is a handpicked episode from deep inside the PTFO vault that we sincerely hope you enjoy. Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  It's fruity in the back. You get that like apple.

• 3:09Pablo Torre?

  What'd you say?

• 3:10Speaker 02

  It's fruity in the back.

• 3:11Pablo Torre?

  Fruity in the back?

• 3:12Speaker 02

  It is, guys, grow up. It's fruity in the back.

• 3:15Pablo Torre?

  Right after this ad.

• 3:22Speaker 02

  Now, when we did the drinking based podcast, we had a drinks expert. Do you smell for a living?

• 3:27Speaker 03

  No.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Okay, well.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  I don't know shit about cologne. Well, I know about Jeremy Fragrance.

• 3:32Pablo Torre?

  That's not true. Lawrence is underselling his credentials.

• 3:35Speaker 03

  I'm a men's lifestyle expert.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 3:38Pablo Torre?

  Are you familiar with men or lifestyle?

• 3:41Speaker 02

  Both vaguely.

• 3:43Pablo Torre?

  Yeah.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:43Pablo Torre?

  Yeah.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:44Speaker 02

  And that's what you're.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  That's my whole life. It's men and lifestyle.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  I have a podcast that talks about that kind of stuff.

• 3:50Pablo Torre?

  Lawrence's podcast, Growing Fits, is one of my favorite.

• 3:56Pablo Torre?

  Non-sports podcast.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  I feel like I've heard of this podcast.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  They have a nice little meme account on Instagram.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  For me, is it? It's not a girl.

• 4:03Pablo Torre?

  Not with that attitude.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  There's like, we have a 1% women listenership, so.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, same, working at sports.

• 4:09Pablo Torre?

  Congrats on your podcast announcements.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  Thank you, I mean, the number five podcast on the sports apple chart? It's just because it's based on new subs.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  Hell yeah, good for you.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  We don't even have an episode.

• 4:17Pablo Torre?

  Doesn't matter, celebrate it anyway.

• 4:19Speaker 02

  Don't even have an episode yet.

• 4:20Pablo Torre?

  Are we rolling on various things, Patrick?

• 4:21Speaker 02

  Wait, one last thing before we start, you guys, the Invisalign's done.

• 4:24Pablo Torre?

  Oh my god, look at that. Katie's hot now.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  I'm unapproachable.

• 4:28Pablo Torre?

  Katie's hot now.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  I'm now unapproachable, please don't approach me. I'm too hot to talk to you.

• 4:52Pablo Torre?

  This is the third episode in a trilogy that I want to catch Lawrence up on.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  Please do.

• 4:57Pablo Torre?

  Katie and I have tested athlete alcohol. And we declared, what sucked in your memory?

• 5:02Speaker 02

  Oh, I think it was.

• 5:04Pablo Torre?

  Oh, Michael Jordan's.

• 5:05Speaker 02

  Michael Jordan's sucked.

• 5:06Pablo Torre?

  Tequila was terrible.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  So bad.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  Did you have the LeBron Henny?

• 5:08Speaker 02

  No, we had LeBron tequila.

• 5:10Pablo Torre?

  The Lobos, right? We were eventually very drunk.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  We got pretty drunk, yeah.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  Tight.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, Charles Woodson's we didn't like.

• 5:18Pablo Torre?

  It was basically as much athlete alcohol as we could get.

• 5:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:22Pablo Torre?

  CJ McCollum's wine was pretty good.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think it was, I think vaguely that I remember that it was. I don't, it was one of the first things we drank.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  Oh, really? Yeah, so we'll have to go to the tape.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  It feels like it's enveloping my tongue. Does that make sense?

• 5:34Pablo Torre?

  It is.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  I feel it on like, all sides of my tongue. This is good.

• 5:38Pablo Torre?

  Relatedly, Katie Nolan hasn't dumped any of the wine that she's been tasting. She's.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  Not a bitch. When I puked it all up, I didn't even taste that.

• 5:45Pablo Torre?

  Yep, yep, yep, yep. That was, uh, part one.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:48Pablo Torre?

  Part two was athlete weed.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Right, with my fiance, Dan Soder, who is a weed expert.

• 5:53Pablo Torre?

  Yep.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Very funny man.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Thank you, I'll let him know, and thank you, I made him this way.

• 5:58Speaker 04

  Thank you for bringing all this great weed around.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  How much of it stays, would you say? Because you don't want to get caught carrying this much, you get in some real trouble.

• 6:04Speaker 04

  Typical dealer comes over, smokes some of it, eats some of your food, plays your video games. This is a story.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  Records everything you do and publishes it as a podcast.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  Guy's probably wearing a wire.

• 6:19Pablo Torre?

  Gary Payton.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, was the best, which we, I mean, that we knew that.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  Smoking that glove pack, dude.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:25Pablo Torre?

  And Dan cannot smell.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Has no sense of smell. Was very upset today when I was leaving.

• 6:30Pablo Torre?

  Physically cannot smell.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  He said to Pablo, I said hi. Covid knocked it out completely. So now it's like gone. But he also insists his taste is untouched. And I'm like, that's not possible.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Right.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  What I know is that I trust his agency on his own senses and he tells me he can't smell, so he's not here today.

• 6:44Pablo Torre?

  Useless. And so I was like, who in the world can fill this third chair?

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:50Pablo Torre?

  And I said, okay, who hosts a show that I love?

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  Check.

• 6:55Pablo Torre?

  Check. Who was able to convince me, using the word, uh, master perfumer?

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 7:01Pablo Torre?

  That, uh, he has some knowledge of cologne.

• 7:04Speaker 03

  Perfumier? I don't even know something like that.

• 7:07Pablo Torre?

  You did say that in the kitchen.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  Is that a word? Perfumier?

• 7:10Pablo Torre?

  I don't know. He was referencing a guy. What was the guy's name?

• 7:12Speaker 02

  You do know.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  His name is Rodrigo. I don't know his last name.

• 7:14Speaker 02

  You do know.

• 7:15Pablo Torre?

  Met a perfumier named Rodrigo. And I was like, that's plenty.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  What else could a man named Rodrigo do for a living?

• 7:19Speaker 03

  That's the nose nose right there.

• 7:21Speaker 02

  He's gotta smell.

• 7:21Pablo Torre?

  I believe you also said, quote, in a text, "I know what I like and have gotten a lot of expensive [BLEEP] for free."

• 7:27Speaker 03

  Yes. That is a fact. Hundred percent.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  All right.

• 7:30Pablo Torre?

  Katie, what do you know about cologne?

• 7:32Speaker 02

  Nothing.

• 7:32Pablo Torre?

  Yeah.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  Don't wear it. I don't wear perfume. I guess girl cologne. Um...

• 7:37Speaker 03

  Cologne for girls.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  But then again, like, I get, um, I, the man, the object of my affection can't smell. So what am I wasting my time smelling all nice for?

• 7:45Pablo Torre?

  Just farting with impunity.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. But I think I like know if I like the way something smells.

• 7:51Pablo Torre?

  Yeah.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  Not afraid to say it.

• 7:53Pablo Torre?

  So, we have, in this corner of the room,

• 7:56Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:57Pablo Torre?

  11 different

• 7:58Speaker 02

  11.

• 7:59Pablo Torre?

  athletes slash celebrity colognes slash perfumes. They've created a whole system. We're gonna blind smell the [BLEEP].

• 8:07Speaker 02

  Okay. Can we not call it [BLEEP] just for the...

• 8:09Pablo Torre?

  Fragrances is what I'm being told in my ear by Rob, who collected all of this stuff. Not to denigrate the genre.

• 8:14Speaker 02

  Are we doing it like, like they do at a counter where they spray it on a little thing and then they waft it in front of your nose like that?

• 8:18Pablo Torre?

  You will see. We have, we have, uh, testers, pre-sprayed.

• 8:22Speaker 02

  Great.

• 8:23Pablo Torre?

  Each individually bagged. And we have reveals in which we will find out what it was.

• 8:29Speaker 02

  I hope it's not a plastic bag.

• 8:30Pablo Torre?

  Some notes, literal and figurative.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  The notes of plastic will get into the...

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I wonder if this is how like, this is not an official method.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  Doesn't feel it.

• 8:37Pablo Torre?

  Okay, I'm being told to defend the method. Um, there's a whole method?

• 8:40Speaker 03

  Sorry, boys.

• 8:45Pablo Torre?

  Long before the athlete weed strain and celebrity tequila brands, famous people were selling vanity fragrances. And so I figured with about a month before Valentine's Day, that we might do everybody out there a service. So if you're listening to this instead of watching it on YouTube, what you should know about our method here is that Katie Nolan, Lawrence Schlossman, and I are going into this whole exercise completely blind. That means we're gonna start by taking these pre-sprayed paper strips of the vanity fragrance in question out of a Ziploc bag, at which point we will give our unbiased review of it, using only our sense of smell. And we're not gonna find out which celebrity it even is

• 9:30Pablo Torre?

  until the end of that segment, when we open a sealed paper bag to reveal the bottle our producers bought for us inside. But if you are, in fact, watching this on YouTube or the DraftKings Network, our producers are also gonna try something a little bit different for you. Because they are gonna show you the celebrity behind each fragrance early and completely silently, just on screen, while we're doing our smell test, so you can know and see how powerful, or not, our noses are before we do. This is apparently the experience our producers had while watching us tape this episode. And this episode, by the way, will keep escalating as we get deeper and deeper into this list of 11 mystery fragrances,

• 10:15Pablo Torre?

  about which we know absolutely nothing. And that is for better and also, spoiler alert, for worse. We begin with fragrance number one.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  Oh, this smells like my dad 30 years ago.

• 10:34Speaker 03

  This is bright.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  Sorry?

• 10:36Speaker 03

  Bright.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 10:38Pablo Torre?

  Meaning it perks you up, almost?

• 10:40Speaker 03

  No, just fresh, bright.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  It smells like dad. It smells like aftershave dad.

• 10:43Pablo Torre?

  It smells like a bunch of dads rolling around in a field.

• 10:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, this smells like dad camp.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  Get in a little barbershop?

• 10:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 10:51Pablo Torre?

  It smells like suppressed emotional accessibility.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  Unrequited love and affection.

• 10:57Pablo Torre?

  But there is an aftershave aspect to this.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  This smells like a family function that I have to go to and give a lot of hugs at when I'm there.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Hugs with men?

• 11:06Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 11:07Pablo Torre?

  Does it smell expensive to you?

• 11:09Speaker 03

  Honestly, kind of. A little bit.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  A little because it has this like, here we go.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  New money, new money.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  It has this like depth in the back end of it. It like dips down in a way that you're like, oh, there's.

• 11:20Pablo Torre?

  It's dipping?

• 11:20Speaker 02

  There's more to this, yeah. There's more to this than meets the eye. Nose, ear, or throat. Yeah, that's nice. It's nice.

• 11:30Pablo Torre?

  I came in expecting like, I'm gonna all over this, and then I'm like, ah, this feels like, kinda like the man that I once imagined I would be one day. Is it time to reveal?

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Should we put these back in the one bag?

• 11:40Speaker 03

  Lock them up.

• 11:41Speaker 02

  Or do we need to keep them for context?

• 11:43Pablo Torre?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put them in the bag so that we can isolate the scent.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  Then we can never go back and smell it.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Oh, let's get some ASMR there, Pablo.

• 11:49Speaker 02

  It's like lunch.

• 11:52Pablo Torre?

  This is, and I don't know the answer to this either until right now. Michael Jordan's cologne.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  Did not do a.

• 12:01Speaker 03

  Dead dad.

• 12:02Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah, did you say it smelled like dead dad?

• 12:05Speaker 03

  No, but we're talking about like male relatives. I said unrequited love and affection.

• 12:10Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 12:11Pablo Torre?

  I mean.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  Murdered father.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, smells like longing.

• 12:15Pablo Torre?

  Hold on.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  Listen, guy sucks at tequila, but.

• 12:17Pablo Torre?

  Let's examine.

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Look at this packaging here.

• 12:19Pablo Torre?

  Look at this, yeah. Describe it for the audience, please.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  There's a debossed basketball in the glass. That's awesome.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, that you could put your thumb in. That's actually quite nice. I would definitely be holding it that way while spraying it.

• 12:30Pablo Torre?

  Has a flask ass.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  This might pair well with like cigar smoke and beer pong.

• 12:37Pablo Torre?

  Rumors of insane gambling debt.

• 12:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:40Pablo Torre?

  Michael Jordan by Michael Jordan. Is an aromatic, is an aromatic fragrance for men. So we nailed that. The nose behind this fragrance is Steve DeMercado. That I believe is a term of art for the.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  The nose.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Perfumier.

• 12:57Pablo Torre?

  For the perfumier. Top notes are Cypress, Grapefruit, Lemon, Cognac, Turanium.

• 13:07Pablo Torre?

  Cedar needles, Brazilian rosewood.

• 13:09Speaker 02

  Cedar needy, that's fun to say.

• 13:11Pablo Torre?

  Middle notes, fir, juniper berries.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  Fir?

• 13:15Pablo Torre?

  Lavender, F-I-R.

• 13:17Speaker 03

  No, I literally my mind went, I was like, all right, uh, pelt.

• 13:20Pablo Torre?

  Incense, green tea, clary, sage, and cloves. Base notes are sandalwood, musk, and patchouli.

• 13:27Speaker 02

  That's all I smell I'm learning. All I get are the base notes because the musk.

• 13:31Speaker 03

  I got some of that bright [BLEEP] up top, though. I can see that, that citrus. I know no one said that, but I kinda, you know.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  I think he did. Did you describe what top, middle, and low notes were?

• 13:40Pablo Torre?

  But I will describe that for you now.

• 13:42Speaker 02

  Thanks.

• 13:42Pablo Torre?

  Because a top note, according to the increasingly terrible AI overview on Google.com.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  I love that [BLEEP]. I'm so lazy. I love that AI overview.

• 13:51Pablo Torre?

  It's so much worse.

• 13:52Speaker 03

  I don't care.

• 13:52Speaker 02

  It's not right.

• 13:53Pablo Torre?

  It's so much worse.

• 13:54Speaker 03

  Nothing I say is right, anyway.

• 13:55Pablo Torre?

  Top notes, the first scents you smell when you apply a fragrance, also known as head notes or opening notes. They're the most volatile of the three fragrance notes and are made up of small, light molecules that evaporate quickly. Top notes, usually composed of citrus and fruity ingredients, but can also include fresh herbs.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  Some light top.

• 14:13Pablo Torre?

  That is a fragrance that costs, what do you think?

• 14:16Speaker 03

  Fifty-five dollars.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  Fifty...

• 14:19Pablo Torre?

  Over/under?

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Oh, so we're getting prices right gross?

• 14:22Pablo Torre?

  It's twenty-one dollars and thirty-six cents.

• 14:24Speaker 03

  Wow, what a deal!

• 14:24Speaker 02

  Damn, it's so cheap!

• 14:25Speaker 03

  It smells more expensive.

• 14:28Pablo Torre?

  Of all time.

• 14:28Speaker 02

  Good. I don't, that smelled awful.

• 14:31Speaker 03

  Honestly, though, once you know it's a twenty-dollar cologne, it smells like [BLEEP].

• 14:34Speaker 02

  It smells like [BLEEP].

• 14:34Pablo Torre?

  Does the silhouette of his bald head, unmistakably his bald head.

• 14:39Speaker 02

  Of course, yeah.

• 14:40Pablo Torre?

  Embossed and also like some red foil, does that do anything for you?

• 14:43Speaker 03

  That's cheap. That's like you buy this at a grocery store.

• 14:45Speaker 02

  That sounded cheap.

• 14:46Speaker 03

  This is a Kroger's cologne.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 14:48Pablo Torre?

  Now, I'm told that between these scents, we should be, uh...

• 14:53Speaker 02

  Smelling coffee?

• 14:53Pablo Torre?

  Palate cleansing by sniffing some coffee or your elbow.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  Is this like Maxwell House?

• 14:59Speaker 03

  And we confirmed that this is an old wives' tale, right?

• 15:01Pablo Torre?

  I'm being told to remind you guys that we have no idea if this actually works.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  Right.

• 15:05Pablo Torre?

  They also advise you to smell yourself.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  Is that what you were doing just then? I thought you were like sneezing in a weird way.

• 15:10Pablo Torre?

  They say smell your own elbow.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  Number two!

• 15:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, number two.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  Oh, this one smells very different.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  This hit hard, dude. Was this sprayed one second ago?

• 15:24Pablo Torre?

  These are sprayed two hours ago, for the record.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  It's very sweet.

• 15:27Pablo Torre?

  By our lab full of scientists.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  Aquatic.

• 15:29Pablo Torre?

  Mmm.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  Definitely sweeter. Katie's right.

• 15:33Pablo Torre?

  Yeah.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  So it might be, does that mean it's perfume, do you think?

• 15:36Speaker 03

  Maybe. This is striking me as much more feminine.

• 15:40Pablo Torre?

  Yes.

• 15:40Speaker 03

  Than MJ's musk.

• 15:42Pablo Torre?

  Right, right, right.

• 15:44Speaker 03

  You wear this to your quinceañera. That's what I'm getting, 100%. It's a sweet treat.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  This is like I'm reading a red book magazine and one of the pages is stuck together because of a perfume ad and I peel it off and it rips it open and I'm like, ooh.

• 16:00Pablo Torre?

  Yeah, this is like a magazine where the pages are stuck together for different reasons.

• 16:05Speaker 02

  Okay, alright Pablo.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  Shout out Victoria's Secret.

• 16:09Speaker 02

  It almost smells like a perfume that is by a celebrity that I know of, but I don't think it's that.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  Like a Jessica Simpson Walmart?

• 16:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  Sweet?

• 16:18Speaker 02

  I said sweet.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  You said sweet.

• 16:19Speaker 02

  You just said it louder.

• 16:20Pablo Torre?

  There aren't a lot of bass notes to this, is what I would say. This is like the antithesis of patchouli. This is not a barber shop. This is...

• 16:28Speaker 02

  It's florally, but like not really. It's like lightly, it's almost like a gardenia.

• 16:34Pablo Torre?

  Like sophomore semi-formal. Like this is the scent that sticks in my mind years later when I'm trying to remember in my personal, uh, memory bank.

• 16:45Speaker 03

  Sense memory.

• 16:45Pablo Torre?

  That's right.

• 16:46Speaker 02

  It's a perfume.

• 16:47Speaker 03

  This is feminine. This is distinctly feminine, whereas I felt the first was distinctly masculine.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  Alright, so I think we're all on the same page. This is a perfume.

• 16:53Pablo Torre?

  So let's find out.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  Alright, this should be interesting.

• 16:58Speaker 03

  We're judging a cologne by its cover.

• 17:01Pablo Torre?

  Whoa.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 17:02Pablo Torre?

  Ooh.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Excuse me?

• 17:04Pablo Torre?

  A...

• 17:05Speaker 02

  For boys?

• 17:05Pablo Torre?

  There are no words on this. Can you describe this, Katie?

• 17:07Speaker 02

  This may be for boys.

• 17:09Speaker 03

  That **** is green.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  This is Seahawks perfume. The color of the liquid is green unless that's the glass. Nope, it's the liquid. It is Mountain Dew colored and the...

• 17:18Pablo Torre?

  It is ectocooler.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 17:19Speaker 03

  It looks delicious.

• 17:20Speaker 02

  This is for boys.

• 17:21Pablo Torre?

  A product known as Avon Untouchable.

• 17:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:24Pablo Torre?

  By Chris Paul.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 17:27Pablo Torre?

  I do regret my previous description. How much you think this costs?

• 17:31Speaker 03

  Why is there no branding?

• 17:33Pablo Torre?

  There's...

• 17:34Speaker 02

  Good, also, good question.

• 17:36Speaker 03

  Did this drop when he was on the Pelicans? What is happening here?

• 17:38Pablo Torre?

  Right.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  It's so crooked, too. It's like every part of it is leaning.

• 17:42Speaker 03

  It doesn't sit right.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  It sits, and then also this. So it's like, if you're gonna do that, then at least make that flush with the... I don't know, man. I hate it. $12.

• 17:51Speaker 03

  Uh, okay, what did you guys pay? You guys paid $15.37.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  Probably $70.

• 17:57Pablo Torre?

  We paid $28.99.

• 17:59Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 17:59Speaker 02

  And you got fleeced.

• 18:09Pablo Torre?

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• 20:05Speaker 02

  All right, gals, here we go. These are wet, these are all wet. I don't know where to touch these, because they're all wet.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  Ooh, that's, now that's different.

• 20:17Pablo Torre?

  This is very different.

• 20:17Speaker 02

  This is very different.

• 20:19Pablo Torre?

  We are redefining the spectrum of femininity, I dare say.

• 20:22Speaker 02

  That is a scented marker from, uh, from, from like elementary school.

• 20:27Pablo Torre?

  You get high off the [BLEEP].

• 20:28Speaker 02

  If you get too close to the blue or purple marker.

• 20:31Pablo Torre?

  I'm gonna briefly huff the Ziploc bag, as you would with... Yeah.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  I gotta be careful, I got an addictive personality, dude.

• 20:39Pablo Torre?

  Lauren's gonna take these Ziploc bags home.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  Next week, you're just on Galaxy Gas.

• 20:42Speaker 03

  What color marker? I love that, because I'm getting like...

• 20:45Speaker 02

  It's, I think it's like the, almost like, maybe the brown. Remember the brown one was always like, what is this?

• 20:49Speaker 03

  I'm not like a fan.

• 20:51Speaker 02

  Could you picture it on someone? Because to me, even though it's making me think of a marker, if I'm picturing it on someone, it's a very older woman.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  Your great aunt?

• 20:58Speaker 02

  A very older woman.

• 21:00Pablo Torre?

  The person who wears this fragrance has a padded toilet seat.

• 21:03Speaker 03

  And a small dog.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  I love a padded toilet seat.

• 21:06Pablo Torre?

  I hate a padded toilet seat.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  Like, not to have, and obviously the bacteria of it, but remember how nice it was when you would sit?

• 21:10Pablo Torre?

  No, it's the worst. It's like [BLEEP] into a pillow.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, which... Kinda nice.

• 21:16Pablo Torre?

  Not here to yuck your yum.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  If this is a cologne, I'll eat my hat.

• 21:20Pablo Torre?

  I am getting the sense, though, why people are into Galaxy Gas, though, which I have discovered as a thing among kids, and possibly adults.

• 21:26Speaker 03

  I've heard, it's good [BLEEP].

• 21:27Pablo Torre?

  Allegedly.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  Don't use it, it puts [BLEEP] holes in your brain, okay?

• 21:31Speaker 03

  You ever done a whip it?

• 21:32Speaker 02

  No, because it puts holes in your [BLEEP] brain.

• 21:34Pablo Torre?

  Remember when we visited, uh, we can bleep this institution out?

• 21:37Speaker 02

  Yes, yes! And they moved a pillow in a billion cartons.

• 21:43Pablo Torre?

  Shell casings?

• 21:44Speaker 02

  Little shell casings of, um, of little CO2 cartons.

• 21:46Pablo Torre?

  Katie and I went to a party because someone else brought us to this.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  Mina?

• 21:52Pablo Torre?

  Mina, at [BLEEP].

• 21:53Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 21:54Pablo Torre?

  And the floor was like a shooting range where they were just like

• 21:58Speaker 03

  Hell yeah.

• 21:59Pablo Torre?

  (bleep) Gatling gunning.

• 22:01Speaker 02

  I was like, you're our future, you're our brightest, you're our best and our brightest.

• 22:05Speaker 03

  So this is Galaxy Gas for your great aunt. Which is probably prescribed already.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  Do not like, back in the bag it goes.

• 22:11Pablo Torre?

  If someone is wearing this, I am, I am not into that person. Alright, let's see what it is. Katie Nolan.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  No, it's not Britney Spears. No, it's not Britney Spears. That's not Curious. I've worn Curious.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  You thought.

• 22:24Speaker 02

  I thought. Why is it in the full box, you guys? No. Am I thinking of a different Britney Spears fragrance?

• 22:30Pablo Torre?

  So apparently, there are two different types of Britney Spears fragrances. Curious and Curious Love.

• 22:35Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 22:36Speaker 02

  Wait, is the Curious Love in a pink round bottle with little green dots on it?

• 22:41Pablo Torre?

  It is.

• 22:42Speaker 02

  That's the one I wore.

• 22:43Speaker 03

  So they're both inquisitive fragrances, but one is romance driven?

• 22:46Pablo Torre?

  I love that Katie wore a version of this perfume.

• 22:52Speaker 02

  I loved Britney Spears. I love Britney Spears.

• 22:54Pablo Torre?

  The Curious Woman, and this is capital C, the Curious Woman is romantic, check. Independent, check. Mischievous, check.

• 23:01Speaker 02

  You're talking about me? I'm romantic?

• 23:04Pablo Torre?

  Romantic, independent, and mis- and mischievous.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 23:07Pablo Torre?

  One who's not afraid of risk.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  This is such a small bottle. Like, you're getting so little actual product.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  I wonder what the price then, the damage on this for getting so little, seemingly.

• 23:15Speaker 02

  I would say this is forty, forty bucks.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Best bottle though, yeah.

• 23:18Speaker 02

  Thirty-five bucks.

• 23:19Pablo Torre?

  Describe the bottle, please.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  A genie bottle, but it's, uh, which, you know, Christina Aguilera, but it's very like angular on the ends. It's like, almost like a clam shell. It's blue, light blue.

• 23:30Pablo Torre?

  Thirty milliliters.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  Thirty milliliters, tiny little guy.

• 23:34Speaker 03

  Like a diamond?

• 23:35Speaker 02

  Maybe. It kinda does look like a cartoon diamond.

• 23:39Speaker 03

  Alright, well, this is definitely a Walmart thing. So I'm gonna go...

• 23:45Speaker 03

  Fifteen.

• 23:45Speaker 02

  It's definitely a Walmart thing. What do you mean by that?

• 23:48Speaker 03

  Because Britney Spears has to deal with Walmart, right?

• 23:49Pablo Torre?

  Launched in 04, became an instant hit with the public. Composition is based on the notes of white flowers, surrounded with vanilla and musk nuances. It opens with fresh lotus, mouthwatering pear and magnolia, the intensive floral heart.

• 24:01Speaker 02

  Pear is there for sure.

• 24:02Pablo Torre?

  The intensive floral heart.

• 24:03Speaker 02

  Like me.

• 24:04Pablo Torre?

  Is composed of tuberose, tubrose, jasmine and pink cyclamen, cyclamen?

• 24:13Speaker 02

  Those are my three favorite Disney princesses.

• 24:14Pablo Torre?

  That's what the, uh, the wise men brought in Britney Spears's.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  Yes, frankincense and pink psilocybin.

• 24:22Pablo Torre?

  The sensual base is composed of musk, vanilla and precious woods.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Sensual base?

• 24:27Pablo Torre?

  Precious woods.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a lot, Britt.

• 24:30Pablo Torre?

  It is the kind of scent that, uh, makes your parents want to control your finances.

• 24:36Speaker 03

  Oh, I was gonna say get divorced.

• 24:38Pablo Torre?

  Katie, Lawrence had fifteen dollars.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm gonna say thirty, uh, thirty dollars.

• 24:44Pablo Torre?

  Britney Spears, curious.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:49Pablo Torre?

  Sixteen dollars and seventy-four cents.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 24:51Pablo Torre?

  This man knows what real America wants to smell.

• 24:53Speaker 02

  Finger on the scent pulse.

• 24:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude. I know they want lotus flower for sixteen bones.

• 24:58Pablo Torre?

  Precious wood. Number four.

• 25:03Speaker 02

  Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow! You guys spray these and put them right in the bag?

• 25:07Speaker 03

  Holy [BLEEP].

• 25:08Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 25:08Pablo Torre?

  Whoa.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  Yo!

• 25:09Speaker 03

  Yo, dude. You are waiting online to get in the club. This is, uh...

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. You are talking to me about something I don't care about.

• 25:17Speaker 03

  This is gasoline.

• 25:19Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. You won't shut up. Mmm.

• 25:22Pablo Torre?

  I just got roofied by this fragrance.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. Crypto? This smells like crypto?

• 25:29Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. It's tough to put near your nose.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  He still owns NFTs. Like, this is so bad.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  This guy had got one of those, those apes.

• 25:37Pablo Torre?

  This fragrance owns multiple board apes.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:40Pablo Torre?

  Uh, says Diamond Hands unironically.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  This is, this is a rough one.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  It's really alcoholic.

• 25:47Speaker 03

  I might have to tap out. That's really, really heinous. That's not good.

• 25:51Pablo Torre?

  Yeah, you hate to see this fragrance at a college reunion.

• 25:55Speaker 03

  It's just too much.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  It's too much, it's.

• 25:57Pablo Torre?

  I wanna say European, but that might be too derogatory.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  It's a cooked up business pitch. It's a like, dude, I think, I really think we should.

• 26:06Speaker 03

  Balkans.

• 26:07Speaker 02

  I think we should talk about investments.

• 26:09Pablo Torre?

  I cannot wait to find out what this is.

• 26:10Speaker 02

  I know, I hope it's like, uh, I just hope it's an athlete I don't like.

• 26:19Speaker 03

  Yes. Yes, CR7 dude. Yes. Yes.

• 26:24Pablo Torre?

  Cristiano Ronaldo popping out of this paper bag could not have been more perfect.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  You're missing the operative word, origins.

• 26:33Pablo Torre?

  Origins.

• 26:34Speaker 03

  Holy.

• 26:35Pablo Torre?

  He's described what the packaging of this is like.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  I'm so happy right now.

• 26:40Pablo Torre?

  Our nose is just.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  You would think that he would just go shirtless, right? But he's wearing a shirt, completely unbuttoned. With the kind of come hither look that an absolute moron is gonna snatch right off the shelf. This is.

• 26:53Pablo Torre?

  Please open.

• 26:54Speaker 03

  Expression.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  At the top where you push, where you inflict damage upon. It says CR7, but it kinda looks like it says cry, and I love that. Oh my god, that's fucking brutal.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  That is fragrance imitating fucking life.

• 27:09Pablo Torre?

  This is a new fragrance, CR7 Origins was launched in 2022. Top notes are bay leaf, mandarin orange.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  Bay leaf? What is this, a soup?

• 27:17Speaker 03

  Send this perfumia to The Hague, dude, this is terrible.

• 27:20Pablo Torre?

  Middle notes are clary sage, lavender, and geranium. Base notes are patchouli and.

• 27:25Speaker 02

  Ass.

• 27:26Speaker 03

  Dog shit.

• 27:27Speaker 02

  And cheeks, spread cheeks. How much?

• 27:32Pablo Torre?

  What are you guys saying?

• 27:32Speaker 02

  I said 50.

• 27:33Pablo Torre?

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  68 dollars.

• 27:35Pablo Torre?

  25.56.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  Thank god, thank god, thank god. Okay Cristiano, you win this time. Oh, get it out of my mouth.

• 27:41Pablo Torre?

  Oh no.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  Oh my god, oh my god, contain it.

• 27:43Pablo Torre?

  Where's the bag?

• 27:44Speaker 02

  Contain it.

• 27:44Pablo Torre?

  Where's the bag?

• 27:45Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  We have a breach.

• 27:47Speaker 02

  It breached, oh god.

• 27:48Speaker 03

  How do you, how did it off our fingers?

• 27:50Speaker 02

  Oh my god, it is on my fingers.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  It lingers.

• 27:55Speaker 02

  Oh, don't smell my finger.

• 27:57Pablo Torre?

  Number five.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  Oh, it's cinnamon. Oh, it's spice.

• 28:04Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 28:05Speaker 02

  Oh, it's all spice. It's

• 28:06Pablo Torre?

  Mmm.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  Old spice. It's

• 28:09Pablo Torre?

  It's pungent.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Five spice.

• 28:11Speaker 03

  It is like in your spice cabinet or rack where all the spices have been and they all kind of Voltron to be, you know, it's like every, all spices.

• 28:20Pablo Torre?

  Yeah, this is the bottom of your grinder if you smoked spices.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Oh, it's

• 28:25Pablo Torre?

  Settling in. At a certain point, the spiciness begins to wear a suit. Mmm.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  I'm kind of [BLEEP] with it now.

• 28:33Speaker 02

  Okay, but then on the back, it's like sweet and, and almost floral.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  In the back, it's like

• 28:40Pablo Torre?

  Yeah, this back, there's a lot going on.

• 28:42Speaker 02

  Baby got it.

• 28:43Speaker 03

  It settles in tenderly.

• 28:45Pablo Torre?

  Yes.

• 28:45Speaker 02

  Yes, it holds you nicely.

• 28:47Pablo Torre?

  We've been on a run of three straight ass fragrances.

• 28:51Speaker 03

  This is growing on me.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  This is nice. This smells expensive.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:55Pablo Torre?

  This feels like a chance that you're taking. You're going out and you're like, I'm gonna try to be this guy and I'm kind of intrigued by what this guy's life is like.

• 29:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe some type of performative accessory, you know, a new hat.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  You try a hat, but you might take it off halfway through because you're crushing, crushed under the weight of it.

• 29:13Pablo Torre?

  This is the new hat.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  Ordering a drink that you never order because you're like, this kind of feels right tonight.

• 29:18Pablo Torre?

  This is Cristiano Ronaldo's friend who in comparison

• 29:23Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 29:24Pablo Torre?

  is the guy you want to spend the, your, your night out with. This is Cristiano Ronaldo with his shirt buttoned up.

• 29:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, just nor, just being normal.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  I think I quite like it. I reserve the right to say I hate it once I see whose it is.

• 29:38Pablo Torre?

  Very good. Let's find out.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  Put it in the bag because we cannot have another

• 29:42Speaker 03

  It's Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes in the Guy Ritchie movies.

• 29:46Speaker 02

  I do think that's nice.

• 29:47Pablo Torre?

  Guys.

• 29:48Speaker 02

  No, what is it?

• 29:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  David Beckham. You sexy [BLEEP].

• 29:53Pablo Torre?

  We nailed it.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  I think so too.

• 29:55Pablo Torre?

  I think [BLEEP] nailed it.

• 29:56Speaker 03

  You know, no, David Beckham nailed it.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a really good fragrance, David. I quite like that.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  Instinct.

• 30:03Speaker 02

  Spice, what did [BLEEP] the first thing I said when I smelled it a bunch? Spice.

• 30:06Pablo Torre?

  Rewind the tape.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  Posh Spice, I said.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  This is posh spice.

• 30:10Speaker 03

  And it is a posh smelling.

• 30:11Speaker 02

  Oh my God, I do love this. Should we take a look at the bottle?

• 30:14Speaker 03

  I think we're really good at this.

• 30:15Speaker 02

  I think we should do this for our living. I'm canceling my podcast and I'm starting. I mean, that just looks like cologne.

• 30:22Speaker 03

  Right.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  That was like a bottle of cologne.

• 30:23Pablo Torre?

  But even the box, a classy box.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Classy box. The posh spice.

• 30:28Pablo Torre?

  Many are saying.

• 30:29Speaker 03

  This is like his version of Tom Ford cologne branding, almost like exactly.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  Oh, this is even nicer in the bottle, if I may say.

• 30:37Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:37Pablo Torre?

  Notes, we're back to the vetiver. Bergamot or Bergamo?

• 30:42Speaker 02

  I think it's bergamot, but don't quote me.

• 30:45Pablo Torre?

  Which is like a yellow fruit and orange, some are saying. A mandarin orange is another one. Star anise.

• 30:52Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:52Pablo Torre?

  Pimento.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 30:54Pablo Torre?

  Patchouli.

• 30:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:56Pablo Torre?

  Cardamom.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  Cardamom.

• 30:58Pablo Torre?

  White amber.

• 30:59Speaker 03

  I think we're missing the biggest thing, the juxtaposition between David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo.

• 31:03Speaker 02

  I didn't miss it.

• 31:03Speaker 03

  Just comes down to having taste or no taste. This is a tasteful guy.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:07Speaker 03

  It's a tasteful fragrance.

• 31:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  Cristiano Ronaldo, no taste [BLEEP] in gasoline.

• 31:13Pablo Torre?

  The scene in the, in the David Beckham doc, which I did not watch all of, but just have seen that scene. Yeah, exactly.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  We're very working, working class.

• 31:21Speaker 07

  Be honest.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  I, I am being honest. I am being honest.

• 31:26Speaker 07

  What car did your dad drive you to school in?

• 31:29Speaker 02

  So my dad did.

• 31:30Speaker 07

  No, one answer.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  My dad, well.

• 31:32Speaker 07

  What car was it?

• 31:32Speaker 02

  All right, it's not a simple answer because.

• 31:34Speaker 07

  What car, what did you get your dad to drive you to school in?

• 31:38Speaker 02

  It depends.

• 31:38Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 31:39Speaker 02

  Okay, in the eighties, my dad had a Rolls Royce.

• 31:42Speaker 07

  Thank you.

• 31:43Pablo Torre?

  So on that note, what do you think this runs?

• 31:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is expensive.

• 31:47Speaker 02

  On that floral note, I'm gonna say this is a six, sixty to seventy dollar bottle.

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm thinking seventy-five.

• 31:54Pablo Torre?

  Guys.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:55Pablo Torre?

  This is nineteen dollars and twenty-five dollars.

• 31:56Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 31:57Speaker 02

  Go buy it.

• 31:58Speaker 03

  The best nineteen you've ever spent.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Go out there right now and buy it.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  Stocking stuffer for next year.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Are we way wrong? Is this?

• 32:05Speaker 03

  That's a deal.

• 32:06Pablo Torre?

  It's a deal.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  Are we super, is that a bad scent?

• 32:08Speaker 03

  It's a good fragrance. That's legit.

• 32:10Pablo Torre?

  This is currently the top house leader.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  Oh, without it, they're not even close to.

• 32:25Speaker 05

  Migraine makes me miss out on the moments that matter. So I asked my doctor about saying yep to VYAPT, eptinezumab, JJMR, an IV infusion given every three months that helps prevent migraine attacks in adults.

• 32:37Speaker 06

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• 32:59Speaker 05

  Tap the ad to see how many migraine-free days you might reclaim and see the full prescribing information at vyapt.com. Say yep to VYAPT.

• 33:09Pablo Torre?

  Mr. Monopoly here. Miss me? Monopoly is back at McDonald's with millions of prizes. A 2027 Jeep Cherokee, a Carnival Cruise vacation, gift cards from DoorDash, and Best Buy. Feel the play in the McDonald's app. Get your bag.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  No purchase necessary. 50 U.S. and D.C. age 18-plus. See playatmcd.com for rules and playatmcd.com/amoe for info and playing without purchase by mail by November 2nd. Chance card game ends November 8th. Game ends November 22nd, 2026. See rules for prize details. Monopoly is a registered trademark of Hasbro.

• 33:39Speaker 00

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• 34:18Pablo Torre?

  Number six.

• 34:23Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Yowza!

• 34:25Speaker 03

  Alright, this needs to breathe.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  It's wet!

• 34:27Pablo Torre?

  This is very wet.

• 34:29Speaker 03

  Wetter than Bex got you?

• 34:30Speaker 02

  Oh, boy! This is something else.

• 34:34Pablo Torre?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  That's cinnamon, that's...

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Ooh, I hate this.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  That's heavy musk. That is Elon as [BLEEP].

• 34:43Pablo Torre?

  My reaction to smelling this is like a meerkat popping out of a burrow, and I'm deciding whether to pop back down, and I think I'm back in the burrow.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  This is dirty.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  Sometimes you gotta pop out and smell fragrances.

• 34:54Speaker 03

  This is a little filthy.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Okay, that is really not getting less strong.

• 34:59Pablo Torre?

  This is a turn for the worse.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  It's becoming more...

• 35:01Speaker 02

  It smells like a woman wearing a suit for the first time. It feels like the first time a lady ever was like, "Women can wear suits as well." That woman wore this perfume.

• 35:10Speaker 03

  It smells like shoulder pads.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  Right. It smells like a shoulder pad, a big gold button.

• 35:15Pablo Torre?

  This smells like the foam...

• 35:17Speaker 03

  She can have it all.

• 35:17Speaker 02

  She can! Let's see it.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  If it's for a man, I'll be surprised.

• 35:22Speaker 02

  Gobsmacked.

• 35:23Pablo Torre?

  This is a big package.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  Gobsmacked.

• 35:28Speaker 03

  Oh, my [BLEEP] Brady.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, Tom Brady. I thought it was Chris Brown. Oh, my glasses on!

• 35:35Speaker 03

  How light-skinned is Chris Brown?

• 35:37Speaker 02

  No, Chris Pratt. I don't think about that other guy. I don't say that person's name.

• 35:43Pablo Torre?

  Tom Brady.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  First of all, Stetson, Tom Brady.

• 35:46Speaker 03

  So collab with the hat company?

• 35:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:48Pablo Torre?

  Damn!

• 35:49Speaker 03

  You got your cologne at the hat store?

• 35:50Speaker 02

  Also where my friend went to college, Stetson.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  To learn how to make hats?

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Experience is true original, Stetson, the legendary fragrance of the American West. A rich, masculine blend of rugged woods and spice.

• 36:03Speaker 03

  This is a miss.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  Baby, baby, baby, no!

• 36:05Speaker 03

  Incomplete.

• 36:06Pablo Torre?

  Base notes.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  Sandalwood.

• 36:08Pablo Torre?

  Musk, vanilla, honey, tonka bean.

• 36:10Speaker 02

  Tonka bean?

• 36:12Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 36:12Pablo Torre?

  Tonka Trucks also make beans. Much like Stetson also wears...

• 36:16Speaker 02

  Tonka Bell.

• 36:16Speaker 03

  He has for breakfast.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  That's what you get at Tonka Bell.

• 36:19Pablo Torre?

  That's right. What do you think it costs?

• 36:21Speaker 02

  $12.99.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  $55.

• 36:25Pablo Torre?

  $30.47. This is the most expensive cologne so far.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  Really?

• 36:32Pablo Torre?

  Correct.

• 36:37Pablo Torre?

  We've done a lot of patriarchal scouting of these fragrances. This...

• 36:43Speaker 03

  This is the first lady.

• 36:44Pablo Torre?

  This, this is a lady that we should respect.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  This is Dr. Jill Biden.

• 36:50Speaker 03

  God rest her soul.

• 36:51Speaker 02

  What?

• 36:51Pablo Torre?

  Dr. Jill.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  Still with us.

• 36:53Speaker 03

  Imagine you found out that's how she died right now.

• 36:55Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 36:58Speaker 02

  Not Dr. Jill.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  This is soft and delicate and...

• 37:04Pablo Torre?

  Oh, it's my laundry to kind of smell like this? You know?

• 37:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, or my bed sheets, you know?

• 37:09Pablo Torre?

  Yes.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  Wow, sexist again.

• 37:11Pablo Torre?

  I want this to make me a delicious sandwich.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  I want this to cook for me.

• 37:14Speaker 03

  I guess I could still be sexist even though I'm married, but I'm not.

• 37:18Pablo Torre?

  There's a subtlety here.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  This smells like how I remember that Britney Spears perfume smelling.

• 37:24Speaker 03

  Is this the romance version?

• 37:26Speaker 02

  I don't think they would do both.

• 37:28Pablo Torre?

  I don't, I don't know.

• 37:29Speaker 03

  These diabolical monsters?

• 37:29Speaker 02

  It's fruity in the back. You get that like apple...

• 37:33Speaker 03

  What'd you say?

• 37:34Speaker 02

  It's fruity in the back.

• 37:35Pablo Torre?

  Fruity in the back?

• 37:36Speaker 02

  It is, guys, grow up. It's fruity in the back.

• 37:39Speaker 03

  I like this.

• 37:40Pablo Torre?

  I like this.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  I like this.

• 37:42Pablo Torre?

  I like this.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  Alright, guys, marry it, why don't you? Jesus. Simps.

• 37:46Speaker 03

  Alright, this is for sure perfume.

• 37:48Speaker 02

  It's not gonna sleep with you. So I'm just being people on the internet when you're nice to a lady.

• 37:54Speaker 02

  Hope she sees this, bro.

• 37:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can't just be polite.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  No.

• 37:59Speaker 03

  I mean, they're still correct, probably, but yeah.

• 38:02Speaker 02

  This is nice.

• 38:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:04Pablo Torre?

  This is a winner.

• 38:05Speaker 02

  We're not saying enough...

• 38:05Pablo Torre?

  It's classy.

• 38:06Speaker 02

  It's light, it's...

• 38:08Pablo Torre?

  But also feminine enough to satisfy, again, my most, uh... aspirational alpha desires.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay.

• 38:16Speaker 03

  Pablo is fully torched.

• 38:18Speaker 02

  Cause I look at Pablo and I think of his alpha. How alpha.

• 38:21Speaker 03

  I like it. I like it a lot.

• 38:23Speaker 02

  Pablo's mad. I can't make eye contact when Pablo always smells like... It's making me very uncomfortable.

• 38:28Pablo Torre?

  Look at me!

• 38:29Speaker 02

  No! It's nice. It's, it's light, it's floral, it's fruity.

• 38:33Speaker 03

  This is wonderful.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  It's like almost like a peach or like a...

• 38:35Pablo Torre?

  This is like the drink you order at dinner and your friends are like, beginning to make fun of you and then you're like, try it.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  They're like, is this, is that elderflower in there? And you're like, just take a sip.

• 38:43Pablo Torre?

  Bet you regret making fun of me now.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  Soft.

• 38:46Pablo Torre?

  Let's see what number seven is.

• 38:47Speaker 02

  Soft. Soft as baby [BLEEP].

• 38:52Pablo Torre?

  Wow.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  Jennifer Lopez.

• 38:57Speaker 02

  This is me now.

• 38:59Pablo Torre?

  This is us now.

• 39:02Speaker 02

  Still.

• 39:02Pablo Torre?

  She did it again. She did it again.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  God, that f***ing J Lo.

• 39:07Pablo Torre?

  She is still.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  What can't she do? What can't she do?

• 39:10Pablo Torre?

  That tracks.

• 39:11Speaker 02

  Be still my heart.

• 39:13Pablo Torre?

  The block. Katie and I have made fun of J Lo in the past. I apologize.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  She popped out recently, I want to say it was something political, in a brown outfit that my jaw was on the floor.

• 39:25Pablo Torre?

  This is what a celebrity smells like.

• 39:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:28Pablo Torre?

  It's called still.

• 39:30Speaker 03

  That's good.

• 39:31Speaker 02

  That's nice. I like that.

• 39:32Pablo Torre?

  Katie's contemplating making this her daily driver.

• 39:33Speaker 02

  Seventeen ninety-nine. My daily driver.

• 39:35Speaker 03

  Seventeen ninety-nine.

• 39:36Speaker 02

  And this is my Adam Driver. Seventy ninety-nine.

• 39:38Speaker 03

  I bet it, because I guarantee you she's moving bricks of this.

• 39:41Pablo Torre?

  Hmm.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  Uh, twenty bucks.

• 39:44Pablo Torre?

  Twenty-six dollars and twenty-three cents.

• 39:45Speaker 02

  And worth every penny, I think. Very beautiful. Very beautiful, very delicate. That's why you can't make eye contact with her when you see her.

• 39:51Speaker 03

  This is aspirational for a certain type of J Lo head, for sure.

• 39:55Speaker 02

  J Lo, you did it again.

• 39:57Speaker 03

  Feed my kids tonight, or f***ing smell like J Lo.

• 40:00Speaker 02

  I get that J Lo up my nose.

• 40:01Pablo Torre?

  This next fragrance needs to earn it. They can't coast on, so many have. They cannot coast on the legacy of Jennifer Lopez.

• 40:11Pablo Torre?

  Huh.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  This literally smells like the Standard Hotel in Miami. Pablo and I were talking about this earlier. This just smells like their lobby scent. Which is definitely something way more expensive and better than whatever this is, but...

• 40:23Speaker 02

  Soapy to me.

• 40:23Speaker 03

  This is nice.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  Soapy.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  In a bad way?

• 40:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. It smells, um...

• 40:28Pablo Torre?

  I...

• 40:29Speaker 02

  Very soapy.

• 40:31Pablo Torre?

  I like a luxury hotel lobby.

• 40:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  I know this about, we all know this about you.

• 40:36Speaker 03

  I like this.

• 40:38Pablo Torre?

  There is restraint. I credit this for its restraint.

• 40:44Speaker 03

  Are you getting perfume or cologne?

• 40:46Speaker 02

  I don't, it's unisex, it feels.

• 40:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, right. I'm a fan. And if this is cheap enough, straight to cart.

• 40:54Pablo Torre?

  Let's open up the bag.

• 40:56Speaker 03

  I'm really curious about this one.

• 41:00Speaker 03

  Wow! Why does Will Levis have a fragrance?

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Excuse me?

• 41:04Speaker 03

  And why is it so good?

• 41:06Speaker 02

  And why isn't it called Will Levis Stinks?

• 41:08Pablo Torre?

  Read it more closely.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Will Levis number eight, Hellmann's Parfum de Mayonnaise.

• 41:15Speaker 03

  Yo, they killed it!

• 41:18Speaker 02

  That's so funny.

• 41:21Speaker 03

  He's in the commercials, right?

• 41:22Pablo Torre?

  Yeah, so I-

• 41:23Speaker 02

  That's so funny that you guys thought-

• 41:26Speaker 03

  Can you buy this, or do you get it when you order a jar of Hellmann's?

• 41:28Speaker 02

  So it doesn't smell like mayonnaise, it wasn't supposed to, was it? Like, I don't-

• 41:32Pablo Torre?

  So it is, to Lawrence's taste and appreciation for the finer things in life, this is impossible to find now. It's all sold out, can't get it.

• 41:39Speaker 02

  Ah, there you go, you should take it. Can't add to cart.

• 41:43Pablo Torre?

  But they-

• 41:44Speaker 03

  It smells more like mayonnaise up close, and now that I know that-

• 41:48Speaker 02

  Liar, is it supposed to smell like mayo?

• 41:50Speaker 03

  Now that I've been told that it's mayonnaise.

• 41:51Pablo Torre?

  Will Levis number eight, Parfum de Mayonnaise, opens with a bright burst of tart lemon that provides a refreshing and clean introduction. At the heart of the fragrance lies a creamy, daring mayonnaise accord.

• 42:02Speaker 02

  What the f-

• 42:03Speaker 03

  Daring? Daring? Creamy and daring?

• 42:06Pablo Torre?

  Creamy, daring, mayonnaise accord. Like it's Yalta.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  The Geneva ones.

• 42:12Pablo Torre?

  Offering a smooth and complex heart. We're describing Lawrence so far, by the way.

• 42:19Speaker 03

  I am creamy and delightful.

• 42:21Pablo Torre?

  And a complex heart.

• 42:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 42:23Pablo Torre?

  Parsley adds a fresh herbal element reminiscent of a well-prepared dish, and of course, his fragrance would not be complete without subtle coffee undertones reminiscent of Will's signature mayonnaise-infused caffeine beverage.

• 42:31Speaker 02

  Didn't get those at all. Sorry, drinks mayo?

• 42:34Pablo Torre?

  He has a signature mayonnaise-infused caffeine beverage.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  What?

• 42:37Pablo Torre?

  This is a thing, right? He puts mayonnaise in his coffee.

• 42:39Speaker 03

  Wait, really? That's why they signed him? Levis quarterback at the University of Kentucky, and I have been known to put mayonnaise in my- Coffee sometimes.

• 42:53Pablo Torre?

  A sensual musk base weaves through the composition, evoking physicality and charisma. Finally, we finish off with a comforting, creamy vanilla finish that is equal parts inviting and intriguing.

• 43:03Speaker 03

  The vanilla was there.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  No.

• 43:05Speaker 03

  That's the hotel lobby.

• 43:06Pablo Torre?

  I hesitate to say that Katie comes out looking great.

• 43:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, for sure.

• 43:10Pablo Torre?

  Test.

• 43:11Speaker 03

  But it shouldn't be that good for what it is.

• 43:13Speaker 02

  They had no business trying as hard as it did.

• 43:15Speaker 03

  They put their whole [BLEEP] in.

• 43:18Pablo Torre?

  [BLEEP] into that.

• 43:21Speaker 02

  They're mussy.

• 43:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:23Speaker 02

  They're mayo-y.

• 43:24Pablo Torre?

  I mean, it is creamy under.

• 43:27Speaker 02

  No, absolutely not.

• 43:43Pablo Torre?

  Number nine.

• 43:48Speaker 02

  Very nice, very delicate. This feels like a lady to me.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  This smells generic to me.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 43:54Speaker 03

  Like a platonic ideal of perfume.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 43:57Pablo Torre?

  It's almost evasive to me.

• 43:59Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 44:00Pablo Torre?

  In a world in which people are screaming, I'm not even sure what gender this is, honestly.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  Enigma.

• 44:06Pablo Torre?

  A riddle.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  It's like a woodsy... I have such a headache from this.

• 44:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  Just to be clear.

• 44:14Pablo Torre?

  Is it possible to be drunk off of smelling fragrances?

• 44:19Speaker 02

  When you picture perfume, you picture this smell.

• 44:21Speaker 03

  This is what you, yeah, you smell.

• 44:23Pablo Torre?

  Dare I say that it almost feels like it's like an algorithmic...

• 44:27Speaker 02

  I liked it more at first than I do now.

• 44:29Pablo Torre?

  This is a centrist. Admittedly, I'm a little gun shy also because I was just praising the mayo fragrance.

• 44:35Speaker 03

  Dude, the mayo is better than this. I don't care what comes out of the bag, the mayo is better than this.

• 44:40Pablo Torre?

  We can only find a sample of this.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Oh, broke.

• 44:42Pablo Torre?

  Oh my god.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  What is it? Driven by Derek Jeter.

• 44:49Speaker 03

  What?

• 44:51Speaker 02

  Yo, that's for boys.

• 44:52Speaker 03

  We kinda nailed him. Is this going in the gift bag for the, for the ladies? Driven away from my home.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  Oh, it's an Avon. It's another Avon jam.

• 45:02Pablo Torre?

  Autographed baseball. It's sample of Derek Jeter, driven.

• 45:08Speaker 03

  The captain?

• 45:09Speaker 02

  Boring.

• 45:11Pablo Torre?

  I love, I grew up adoring this man, but I-

• 45:15Speaker 03

  Cause he got ass.

• 45:19Pablo Torre?

  He was clutch.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, and he's a snooze fest.

• 45:22Speaker 03

  If you are a Yankee fan from Staten Island and you buy the Driven cologne and you put that on.

• 45:28Speaker 02

  You're gonna be upset. You're gonna be disappointed.

• 45:30Pablo Torre?

  It's, it's not hitting for power.

• 45:33Speaker 03

  You might do a hate crime.

• 45:34Pablo Torre?

  Still a Hall of Famer, to be clear, unambiguous, but-

• 45:36Speaker 02

  We can't take that away. They won't let us.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  Thank you for clarifying.

• 45:38Speaker 02

  They won't let us. But if we could, we'd revoke it because of that **** perfume.

• 45:43Pablo Torre?

  Jeez.

• 45:44Speaker 03

  That's not good.

• 45:47Speaker 02

  Just really boring. Not my cup of tea.

• 45:49Speaker 03

  Like Jeets.

• 45:51Pablo Torre?

  Yeah, Jeets.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jeets.

• 45:53Pablo Torre?

  Number 10.

• 45:57Speaker 02

  Oh, this is juicy. This is juicy as-

• 45:59Pablo Torre?

  Oh, jeez.

• 46:04Speaker 03

  That'll get you.

• 46:05Speaker 02

  Oh, that's what the Britney Spears smells like to me.

• 46:07Pablo Torre?

  This is pink.

• 46:07Speaker 03

  This is bubble gum. This is Bath and Body Works. This is Jessica Simpson written all over it, something like that. It's one of those for sure.

• 46:14Speaker 02

  This is fruity.

• 46:16Pablo Torre?

  This is David LaChapelle.

• 46:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is those Steve Madden ads where they used to make their heads really big and their bodies really small.

• 46:23Speaker 03

  This is a Bratz doll.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:25Speaker 03

  This is no one over the age of 14.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  This is youthful. This is exhausting me just to smell it.

• 46:31Pablo Torre?

  If you are wearing this and you are not a 14-year-old, you should be arrested.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. You're on a watch list at least.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  I'm telling you, this is Britney, this smells like the Britney Spears. I know I'm gonna keep saying that.

• 46:42Pablo Torre?

  This, like, Chris Hansen should walk in the door.

• 46:44Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:45Pablo Torre?

  Now that we've broken this out of the Ziploc.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  It's not as bad as they're making it sound. It's just very bright, very sweet.

• 46:50Pablo Torre?

  For me.

• 46:51Speaker 02

  Good instincts for you both to be repulsed by-

• 46:54Pablo Torre?

  That's right.

• 46:54Speaker 02

  The scent of a child, girl.

• 46:56Pablo Torre?

  For the record.

• 46:57Speaker 02

  I love that. Good job doing a great job.

• 46:58Pablo Torre?

  We hate this.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  You hate it.

• 47:00Pablo Torre?

  Never.

• 47:01Speaker 02

  I-

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Gross.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  I can picture it bullying me.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  I am scared of it.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  Mean girl.

• 47:08Pablo Torre?

  This fragrance is the reason why Katie got invisalign.

• 47:10Speaker 02

  It ends really, really sweet. Like, the more I'm sitting with it, the more it's like, alright.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  Cotton candy.

• 47:15Speaker 02

  We get it. You're 12. This is Taylor Swift, Wonderstruck.

• 47:21Pablo Torre?

  Just nailed it.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  That tracks.

• 47:23Pablo Torre?

  Nailed it.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  That tracks.

• 47:25Speaker 03

  And I like T-Swift, but yeah, this is, uh, this is preying on the parents of young girls who don't have the money to spend.

• 47:30Speaker 02

  Wonderstruck!

• 47:35Speaker 02

  Stupid!

• 47:36Speaker 03

  Ugh.

• 47:36Pablo Torre?

  Thunderstruck Taylor's version.

• 47:37Speaker 03

  Also, no, is this the real? Is this the real bottle? Just zero effort.

• 47:42Pablo Torre?

  It's a travel size.

• 47:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:44Pablo Torre?

  It's a travel size.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  Travel size.

• 47:45Pablo Torre?

  You know, you want to smell like Taylor Swift.

• 47:47Speaker 03

  You can really travel with someone.

• 47:47Speaker 02

  This smells like a Taylor Swift concert. This is, this is exactly right.

• 47:50Pablo Torre?

  Do you think that Taylor Swift smells like this?

• 47:53Speaker 03

  Hell, no.

• 47:54Pablo Torre?

  Wonderstruck is the first fragrance from the young American pop country singer Taylor Swift launched in cooperation with the cosmetic company Elizabeth Arden. Wonderstruck is named after the lyricist from the song Enchanted. Quote, "I'm wonderstruck, comma, blushing all the way home."

• 48:09Speaker 03

  Cool portmanteau.

• 48:11Pablo Torre?

  Which tell about the feeling and the impression you get when you first meet someone you like. Taylor hopes that her fragrance will be an essential part of many impressions and first meetings. What do you think Wonderstruck by Taylor Swift costs?

• 48:22Speaker 03

  It tracks, but I thought it would, this is, that smelled too low end.

• 48:27Speaker 02

  I don't think she was a full-blown capitalist yet.

• 48:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:29Speaker 02

  How much she would sell it for, I will say, that size bottle?

• 48:33Pablo Torre?

  Yeah.

• 48:33Speaker 02

  Twelve, seven, seventeen nine, seventeen ninety-nine.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  The travel size bottle is nine ninety-nine.

• 48:42Pablo Torre?

  Fifty-nine ninety-nine.

• 48:43Speaker 03

  What the [bleep].

• 48:44Pablo Torre?

  How dare you underestimate her capitalism.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  She's been a full-blown capitalist the whole time!

• 48:49Pablo Torre?

  Wonderstruck!

• 48:50Speaker 02

  Fifty-nine ninety-nine for the travel size?

• 48:53Speaker 03

  Damn, we've been wonderstruck. [bleep]. That's, that's crazy town.

• 48:57Speaker 02

  That's egregious.

• 48:59Speaker 03

  Did they deliver it to your house on a private jet? That's bad.

• 49:02Speaker 02

  Wow, that's interesting.

• 49:03Pablo Torre?

  That's the worst deal of the day.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  That being the most expensive and the smallest size, other than the Jeter one?

• 49:09Speaker 03

  And with the least appeal. That is only for little girls.

• 49:14Pablo Torre?

  The last fragrance.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  Oh, good.

• 49:18Pablo Torre?

  Is number eleven.

• 49:22Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ.

• 49:25Speaker 02

  What is that? Is that spearmint?

• 49:26Pablo Torre?

  Wow. This is potent. This is the most po- I feel like this is-

• 49:30Speaker 03

  Strong as hell.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  This cat calls.

• 49:33Pablo Torre?

  I have not smelled this since Origin.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  This sits outside in a folding chair and whistles at me.

• 49:41Pablo Torre?

  Man, I'm afraid of this.

• 49:42Speaker 02

  This is an Elks club.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  A VFW hall.

• 49:46Pablo Torre?

  This one has seen some things and done some things.

• 49:50Speaker 02

  As I'm sitting with it, I don't dislike it necessarily.

• 49:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm getting Vietnam vet for sure.

• 50:01Pablo Torre?

  Man.

• 50:02Speaker 03

  Maybe it'll settle a bit. It's- that's so-

• 50:04Pablo Torre?

  It really does come on strong.

• 50:06Speaker 02

  It's kinda like deep. It's kinda like

• 50:10Speaker 02

  the back of my nose.

• 50:12Pablo Torre?

  I feel that. I feel that, actually.

• 50:15Speaker 02

  And it's like earthy and woodsy.

• 50:18Pablo Torre?

  Let it be known, there is some funk in here.

• 50:20Speaker 03

  Is this gonna be like John Madden or like some old, like Terry Bradshaw?

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Oh, I hope it's Terry Bradshaw.

• 50:26Speaker 03

  You know, something like an old guy.

• 50:28Pablo Torre?

  I can see this being Terry Bradshaw.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  Me too, actually.

• 50:31Pablo Torre?

  Almost medicinal.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is a- this is a guy rolls into your one-horse town, he's got a [BLEEP] in a briefcase full of whatever you need.

• 50:37Pablo Torre?

  Yes, yes.

• 50:38Speaker 03

  And this is something- this is one of those-

• 50:40Pablo Torre?

  Yep.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Oh, polio? Here you go, dog. But it doesn't smell cheap. Like this kinda-

• 50:45Pablo Torre?

  No, no, no, no.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  It's like, but like homebrewed.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  I think I'm giving it credit for being different. It's very different than what we've smelled today.

• 50:53Pablo Torre?

  This is- this is- this is alluring.

• 50:56Speaker 03

  This is the work of an old man.

• 50:57Pablo Torre?

  Is it snake oil? Is it penicillin?

• 51:00Speaker 03

  Who cares? He's got stories. And his own bottle of whiskey.

• 51:05Pablo Torre?

  Our last fragrance is.

• 51:06Speaker 03

  Drum roll.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  Oh, wow!

• 51:11Pablo Torre?

  We're gonna cut that.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  We got got.

• 51:13Pablo Torre?

  We're gonna cut that.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  We got got.

• 51:16Pablo Torre?

  We got got.

• 51:16Speaker 03

  Snake oil salesman!

• 51:19Pablo Torre?

  I think we nailed that. This is, uh, Fight, Fight, Fight. Donald Trump.

• 51:26Speaker 02

  Oh, the bottle's brutal. What a tacky fuck.

• 51:30Speaker 03

  Just a sticker slapped on a ****.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  That's brutal.

• 51:33Pablo Torre?

  Perfect, though.

• 51:34Speaker 02

  Limited edition, 2024, made in France.

• 51:36Pablo Torre?

  I hate how perfect.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  Made in France.

• 51:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I thought he was America. I thought America first.

• 51:40Speaker 03

  We got the cig on the side. This is 2024. This must have been.

• 51:43Pablo Torre?

  This is new.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  Like a cigarette.

• 51:45Pablo Torre?

  This is that new, this is that new new. It is a, an all-black, heavy-ass bottle. Fight, Fight, Fight is a bold fragrance from Trump Fragrances, designed for men who embody strength and resilience. This limited edition cologne is crafted to leave a lasting impression with its rich and robust notes. The fragrances commemorate President Trump's moment of personal courage and the strong message he sent to Americans after being shot at in Butler, Pennsylvania. Instead of the potential horrific moment of Trump's assassination, every camera on the mainstream media captured the most iconic photograph and video of his political career.

• 52:16Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. The amount of money. I, I was looking for the profile notes.

• 52:20Pablo Torre?

  Lawrence, what do you think this costs?

• 52:21Speaker 03

  Well, based on that reaction.

• 52:23Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 52:24Speaker 03

  So this is $100.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  Mine says $200.

• 52:28Speaker 03

  Whoa, let's.

• 52:29Pablo Torre?

  We **** go. We pay, I don't act, this, the most embarrassing thing might be.

• 52:34Speaker 03

  200 bucks?

• 52:34Pablo Torre?

  That we spent $216.67.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  You gave Trump your hard-earned money?

• 52:40Speaker 02

  The retail is $1.99 a bottle.

• 52:41Pablo Torre?

  We gave, I presume, to be the alleged shell company.

• 52:43Speaker 03

  Right, sure, sure, sure, sure.

• 52:45Speaker 02

  My God.

• 52:45Speaker 03

  I can't believe it doesn't smell worse.

• 52:48Speaker 02

  Now, let's go. Is anybody here really good at math and conversions?

• 52:51Pablo Torre?

  I wanna end the show.

• 52:52Speaker 02

  This, if you took the amount that Taylor Swift had in hers and you scaled it up to this size, is that more, does she charge more per drop than he does?

• 53:03Pablo Torre?

  Mathematically speaking, Taylor Swift's cologne, fragrance, perfume, uh, would cost, at this rate, uh, $400.

• 53:09Speaker 03

  Jesus **** Christ. Shout out to T-Swiz.

• 53:14Pablo Torre?

  I hope that, uh, the rest of the year works out. In a way in which we're all like, you know what? That wasn't as bad as I thought.

• 53:24Speaker 02

  Happy January 6th, by the way.

• 53:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, belated.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  Happy belated January 6th.

• 53:29Pablo Torre?

  At the end of every episode of Hall of Fame, a show where we find stuff out, we say what we found out today. And I guess.

• 53:39Speaker 03

  I guess, Katie.

• 53:40Speaker 02

  I found out Taylor Swift charges more per drop of her perfume, or did, I don't know, than, um, 45, 47. Is that what we call them now? Is it 45, 47? What, how do you even? Do you get both numbers? Did that, did Grover Cleveland get both?

• 53:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, you got, you got, you got both.

• 53:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:56Speaker 03

  You got both.

• 53:56Speaker 02

  Cool.

• 53:57Speaker 03

  You got both. What was your favorite?

• 53:59Speaker 02

  It's between Beckham and J-Lo, I think.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  I'm still shook.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  What did you learn today? What'd you find out today?

• 54:09Speaker 03

  Found out that I'm updating my hall pass with my wife to David Beckham.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  Hmm, nice. That wasn't on there.

• 54:17Speaker 03

  No. I also found out that I want to try mayonnaise in my coffee.

• 54:20Pablo Torre?

  Hmm.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  The little levis, whatever's happening there.

• 54:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, you were in it.

• 54:24Speaker 03

  It's [bleep] and it's pressing all the right buttons for your boy. I don't know. I'm not gonna start rooting for the Titans, but...

• 54:31Speaker 02

  No, that'd be nuts.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  That, I mean, he's figured something out.

• 54:35Pablo Torre?

  So I think, if I may collectively summarize our thoughts.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  I'll find you that picture over in the outfit.

• 54:40Pablo Torre?

  The big winner, I think, is David Beckham.

• 54:43Speaker 03

  At the price point, too.

• 54:44Pablo Torre?

  At that price point.

• 54:45Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 54:46Pablo Torre?

  1925, the best deal, the best man, dare I say. On the medal stand, though, we concur that J-Lo is there.

• 54:56Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 54:57Pablo Torre?

  If we're being honest with ourselves.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 55:01Pablo Torre?

  The scientists behind the glass are telling me that, uh, it was pretty clear that we all agreed that the Trump one was pretty good.

• 55:06Speaker 02

  Damn, really?

• 55:08Pablo Torre?

  What I found out today is that I should never trust the producers of this show ever again.

• 55:12Speaker 02

  Ever, why would you ever do that?

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Nose, nose.

• 55:15Pablo Torre?

  God damn it.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  Noses don't lie. Trump got one.

• 55:26Pablo Torre?

  This has been Pablo Torre Finds Out, a Meadowlark Media production. And I'll talk to you next time.

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