918. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Claims Epstein Case Was a Democrat Hoax, Americans Rush To Join ICE & South Park Depicts Trump And JD Vance

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss President Trump once again claiming that the Epstein case is a Democrat hoax, the Department of Homeland Security dropping the age requirement for ICE agents, and South Park depicting Donald Trump and JD Vance.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:02Andy Frisella?

  What is up guys? It's Andy Brusell and this is the show for the realist. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. And that's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruz the internet. We'll put topics on the screen. We're gonna speculate on what's true and what's not true. We're gonna laugh at all these dumb asses. And then we're gonna talk about how we, the people, gotta clean up their shit. Anyway,

• 0:45Andy Frisella?

  don't be a hoe. Share the show. Alright, what's up dude? What's going on, man? Just over here drinking my, uh, my first form protein shake.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  The classic?

• 0:55Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  A little drinking yourself?

• 0:57Andy Frisella?

  Mm-hmm. Yeah. Nothing tastes as good as my own self. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:04Andy Frisella?

  I'm into that.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  I remember my first time trying some of you though. It wasn't bad.

• 1:07Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's

• 1:08Speaker 01

  It's an acquired taste. Cherries and chocolate. It's about right.

• 1:12Andy Frisella?

  Sound a little gay. Anyway, what's going on?

• 1:17Speaker 01

  Dude, not much, man. Not much. Uh, yeah, I mean, it's a lot out there.

• 1:21Andy Frisella?

  What the fuck is going on with the rain?

• 1:23Speaker 01

  Is it raining?

• 1:24Andy Frisella?

  No. I get the car out of the garage. It rains for 45 seconds and then it stops raining. And then the car's dirty. That's happened every day this summer.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, it is supposed to be raining right now. Literally at 4pm and that's it.

• 1:39Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Huh. Yeah, man. Um, yeah.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 1:45Andy Frisella?

  Got a Well, for those of you that don't know, we are now, just tell them what we're doing. Cause I'm not even sure what we're doing.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, it's cool. We're doing a little trial run right now. We're testing. We got some, some, some people that are watching and listening to this right now as it's being recorded. Um, it's a very special

• 2:05Andy Frisella?

  Aren't we moving to a full live broadcast?

• 2:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, eventually. We're working through some stuff. Yeah, we're working through some stuff. Um, you know, and, uh, just, you know,

• 2:13Andy Frisella?

  How's that gonna work?

• 2:14Speaker 01

  You're asking the wrong

• 2:15Andy Frisella?

  Because I'm for sure gonna get put all over the internet for the shit that gets cut out of the show.

• 2:19Speaker 01

  Cut it. Cut. Yeah.

• 2:22Andy Frisella?

  You guys think I say wild shit on the show?

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Wait until eight o'clock at night. That's right.

• 2:29Andy Frisella?

  All right. Since all the chat's in there right now, let's go ahead and let's, let's see how many of the OGs understand what the Clydesdale cartel is all about.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  Clydesdale cartel. Who knows what that is?

• 2:40Andy Frisella?

  We'll be able to tell by what they type in there.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  Clydesdale's cartels.

• 2:45Andy Frisella?

  Yep. Anyway, looks like none of them know. So.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  Oh, wait. No hole here.

• 2:51Andy Frisella?

  Huh? I guess no more, uh, no more live chat ever again.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  All right. That's it.

• 2:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. All right. Oh, there we go.

• 2:57Speaker 01

  Andy's looking sexy.

• 2:58Andy Frisella?

  Sayad E. Oh, that's you. Yeah.

• 3:03Andy Frisella?

  That's you.

• 3:05Andy Frisella?

  One guy knows.

• 3:08Andy Frisella?

  All right, let's do this.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's do it, man. Um, so I wanted to bring something up before we get to our headlines. This was, uh, it's actually like a little follow-up of the thumbs up that we had a few episodes ago. The Annabelle doll.

• 3:22Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  Okay, the whole house.

• 3:24Andy Frisella?

  Matt Rife bought it.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  Matt Rife just bought it. Uh, anti-woke comedian Matt Rife gets chilling warning after buying world's most haunted doll, Annabelle. Um, so the comedian has been warned of impeding danger after he acquired the world's most haunted doll and announced his intentions to display the infamous item. Rife stunned fans when he revealed he had purchased paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren's home and occult museum in Monroe, Connecticut, subsequently becoming the legal guardian of the famed demonic doll. Uh, so yeah, he put this, uh, there's a video that came out, um, of him, uh, buying this. Let's check this out.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  Hey guys, uh, super random, but incredible announcement. I have just bought the Ed and Lorraine Warren's home and occult museum with my very good friend Elton Casta. If you guys have ever seen any of the Conjuring films, the Annabelle films, or even Amityville horror. This is the home that inspired all of those stories. This might be the most important and prominent piece of paranormal history in the world. Ed and Lorraine Warren are who took demonology and ghost hunting and paranormal investigation and made it mainstream. Now, I know a lot of you guys don't know what any of this means whatsoever, but if you follow ghost stuff, this is about as big as it gets. So what does this all mean?

• 4:49Speaker 02

  It means that Elton Casta and myself are the owners of the physical Ed and Lorraine Warren's Home and Occult Museum. We are the legal guardians and caretakers of all 750 haunted artifacts and items in the Warren Museum, including the Annabelle Doll. I must go on record and say, we do not legally own the items, but we are the legal guardians and caretakers of the items for at least the next five years. And what this means for you guys is you are going to soon be able to book a night or a weekend and stay at the Warren's house and investigate the house and the history of the house, as well as the museum and all the artifacts inside of it.

• 5:32Speaker 02

  This is the most random hobby ever, but it's so fucking cool, man. I should probably collect stamps or something. Might be a little safer. But, uh, yeah, we own the house and we are very excited for you guys to see it. Stay tuned.

• 5:45Andy Frisella?

  I'm in.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  No.

• 5:46Andy Frisella?

  Yes. I'm in. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, uh, DM Mariah.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:52Andy Frisella?

  I'm gonna tell her to set it up.

• 5:54Speaker 01

  Set it up.

• 5:54Andy Frisella?

  Me, you, and Matt are gonna do ghost adventures.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  You and you and Matt.

• 5:58Andy Frisella?

  And DJ. Black guy dies first.

• 6:01Speaker 01

  Somebody said fucking white people.

• 6:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 6:04Speaker 03

  Somebody said definitely a white people thing.

• 6:05Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 6:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm out, man.

• 6:07Andy Frisella?

  Why?

• 6:08Speaker 01

  Dude, I love you, bro, but I...

• 6:10Andy Frisella?

  I'm doing it 100%.

• 6:11Speaker 01

  I don't do that stuff, man. Like, that's just not my flavor, man. Like, I, I want zero to do with that. Zero, bro.

• 6:20Andy Frisella?

  Well, that's because you're a pussy.

• 6:23Andy Frisella?

  That's why no one will remember your name.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wonder how much that costs though.

• 6:27Andy Frisella?

  What movie is that? That's right.

• 6:29Speaker 01

  Never seen it.

• 6:30Andy Frisella?

  I figured, cuz you watch like fucking Goldilocks and other stupid ass shit.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  That's not true.

• 6:35Andy Frisella?

  The only good movie you've ever recommended is uh that movie, that one I just watched.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, Kingdom of He- I don't recommend much.

• 6:41Andy Frisella?

  That was a goo- that was good.

• 6:42Speaker 01

  That was, it was good.

• 6:44Andy Frisella?

  Did you watch that yet? The Kingdom of Heaven?

• 6:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, he loved it.

• 6:47Andy Frisella?

  Pretty good.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, he loved it. Yeah, no dude, I

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Dude, this, it would take a lot for me to get there, bro.

• 6:53Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, like me telling you, we're going there.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  That's what we're doing.

• 6:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. That's it, yeah.

• 6:58Speaker 01

  It's not that much, yeah. Dude, I mean, that's just, I wonder how much you paid for, I don't know, uh, I don't think it was disclosed, like, like what the, the total cost of the deal was, but.

• 7:07Andy Frisella?

  It doesn't matter, he's rich as fuck.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  He's got it.

• 7:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's doing alright.

• 7:10Andy Frisella?

  Bro, he's killing it.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  Well, he's about to do even better because he's about to be.

• 7:13Andy Frisella?

  You know he had a number one comedic tour, I thi- I believe, uh, in history.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  Really?

• 7:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, over the last two years.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  Really?

• 7:21Andy Frisella?

  Mm-hmm. Sold more tickets than anybody else ever.

• 7:23Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 7:24Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, well, he's fucking good, bro.

• 7:25Speaker 01

  That's crazy. Well, I think now too, like with the, the spread of like social media, like a lot of, it's easier for comics to get big, right? Like I was watching this, I sent you the reel, that guy, uh, what's his name, Andrew Dice Clay? What do you mean?

• 7:37Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, he is kinda big. He's less big though.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  I'm less big, but I'm, I'm getting there.

• 7:42Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 7:42Speaker 01

  I can get bigger if you want.

• 7:43Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 7:44Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 7:45Andy Frisella?

  I don't wanna pay that fucking food bill.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  No, man, but that, uh, that one, uh, comedian I sent you.

• 7:51Andy Frisella?

  Andrew Dice Clay?

• 7:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:53Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  Like he sold out fucking.

• 7:54Andy Frisella?

  The eighties, dude.

• 7:56Speaker 01

  That was good comedy back then.

• 7:57Andy Frisella?

  Now, that's like one of the worst comics from the eighties.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  Really, dude, I fucking love that humor though.

• 8:01Andy Frisella?

  Early Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor.

• 8:04Speaker 01

  Bernie Mac.

• 8:04Andy Frisella?

  George Car- Carlin, no, Bernie Mac's from the nineties.

• 8:09Speaker 01

  Dave Chappelle in eighties?

• 8:10Andy Frisella?

  Nah, yeah, Dave Chappelle's like two thousands.

• 8:14Andy Frisella?

  But yeah, dude, early Eddie Murphy, raw, delirious, George Car- that, that's some funny ass shit, there's no filter.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, those are the guys. Comedy needs to get back, it's getting, it is getting back to that though.

• 8:26Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  For sure.

• 8:26Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Like people are being less like, um,

• 8:31Speaker 01

  vaginas about it.

• 8:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:33Andy Frisella?

  I agree.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, sick, man.

• 8:35Andy Frisella?

  Less vagisil.

• 8:38Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 8:39Speaker 01

  I do know what you're saying.

• 8:40Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, there's a surplus these days.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  There is a surplus of agitators these days.

• 8:43Andy Frisella?

  That's good.

• 8:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, back when comedy was good, racism was racism.

• 8:47Andy Frisella?

  Racism is funny.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  It is.

• 8:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  It is. I agree, man. But yeah, so I mean, shout out to Matt then, I mean.

• 8:53Andy Frisella?

  The best jokes are racist jokes. Everybody fucking knows it.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  It's true.

• 8:56Andy Frisella?

  Nobody wants to admit it. It's the truth. What's, which jokes do you laugh the hardest at?

• 9:01Speaker 01

  The racist ones, yeah. But, but see, I have to think though, dude, like, am I just messed up?

• 9:05Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  Like, am I a messed up person?

• 9:07Andy Frisella?

  No, because it's all the people around you that tell them when they, okay, what are your, what kind of jokes do your friends say when fucking nobody's around?

• 9:14Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 9:14Andy Frisella?

  That's right.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right.

• 9:15Andy Frisella?

  Hey, they go like this.

• 9:18Andy Frisella?

  You know you're gonna hear a funny joke where the dude telling you it goes like this?

• 9:21Speaker 01

  You gotta look around first.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, it's good times. It is what it is, man. But, uh, but yeah, guys, remember, uh, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfacela.com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. Uh, with that being said, let's get into our cruise. Headline number one. Uh, let's talk about headline number one reads.

• 9:50Speaker 01

  FBI ousted farming, uh, oh, see, behind the scenes are getting some DJ reading lessons.

• 9:56Andy Frisella?

  You wanted to do the live, bro. You wanted to do the live. Now people gonna find the fuck out.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  Chat down.

• 10:02Andy Frisella?

  People gonna find the fuck out now, aren't they?

• 10:06Andy Frisella?

  See, they think we're teasing.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  I was not prepared.

• 10:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you better go fucking practice.

• 10:12Speaker 01

  See, this don't make it to the cuts, guys, alright? This is special shit you guys are getting right now. Alright.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  FBI ousted former acting director, agent involved in J6 prosecutions with more expected. Uh, so this just came down the pipeline today.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  It has been at least three officials, including the former acting director, um, and an officer involved in the January 6 investigations, Fox News has learned. So this guy, Brian Driscoll, um, uh, he was appointed early on during the early trans, yeah, first of all, I don't trust anybody with that type of mustache.

• 10:47Andy Frisella?

  First of all, what kind of facial hair, uh, abomination is that?

• 10:51Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 10:52Andy Frisella?

  That's like, I can't decide between a mustache and a goatee.

• 10:55Speaker 01

  But I'm not good enough for either.

• 10:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and then, you know what I went with? I went ahead and watched Pirates of the Caribbean, and I, you know, did some sort of hybrid.

• 11:03Speaker 01

  Bro, this guy looks like he made. 300 grand over the last 10 years on Craigslist.

• 11:09Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:10Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 11:11Andy Frisella?

  He looks like he uses the, uh, the missed encounters. You know what I'm saying? I saw you at the grocery store. You had a wonderful beard.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 11:20Andy Frisella?

  It was braided.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  Let me know. He looks like, he looks like you walk up to you and be like, let me paint you.

• 11:25Andy Frisella?

  He looks like he would, he looks like he'd be the guy that would check your prostate.

• 11:31Speaker 03

  The chat is asking, does his last name end in steam?

• 11:37Andy Frisella?

  I don't get it.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  Me neither. What does that mean?

• 11:40Andy Frisella?

  I don't mean, I don't get it.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  I don't get it either.

• 11:42Andy Frisella?

  It sounds anti-Semitic, though.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, guys, come on, man.

• 11:45Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, behave, guys.

• 11:48Speaker 01

  He said, check your prostate with both hands on your shoulders?

• 11:55Andy Frisella?

  That's a fucking fact, bro.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  This is like Cruz's comments on steroids.

• 12:00Andy Frisella?

  Motherfucker, you gotta turn the chat off. We gotta do the show. Block it out so I can't see it. That could be on dude's show. Dude, he does check it that way.

• 12:09Speaker 01

  Wrong answers only, man. That's what we need right here.

• 12:11Andy Frisella?

  All right, so let's hear what this guy did.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, so, so this guy, Brian.

• 12:15Andy Frisella?

  Doctor fucking Weiner.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  Hey, Doc, where are my pants? Right over the next to mine.

• 12:21Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, so this guy, uh, he, he's out. He's being forced out of the bureau. Sources familiar with the matter told Fox News along with Walter Giordina, a special agent at the bureau who played a role in the investigation of Trump trade advisor Peter Navarro and Stephen Jensen, the acting director in charge of the Washington field office. And so, yeah, these guys are out. Apparently, there's more coming. We'll see, see what happens with that. But one individual, they're, they're, they're saying that the, they're, they're trying to call this like retribution. Is what they're calling it. That's the, the name, the, the word going around the circles.

• 13:03Andy Frisella?

  That's called consequences.

• 13:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's right. But yeah, so I mean, you know, that's going, that's cool.

• 13:13Speaker 01

  But we gotta cover something, man. I think this is important. It's been a couple of episodes too. Let's dive into some of the Epstein updates, in case anything has changed. Because dude, Trump keeps doubling down, man. And I don't get it. And there's some weird things happening. So you have this video come out. This video here, check this clip out, guys.

• 13:34Speaker 04

  Mr. President.

• 13:36Speaker 05

  Is President Pence hosting a gathering this evening to talk about how to respond to the Epstein situation?

• 13:42Speaker 04

  Is he working on what?

• 13:43Speaker 05

  Is he hosting some kind of gathering of top advisers this evening to talk about how to respond to the Epstein situation?

• 13:49Speaker 04

  I don't know. I could ask you that question. I don't know of it, but I think, here's the man, right?

• 13:56Speaker 06

  I saw a report today, and it's completely fake news. We're not meeting to talk about the Epstein situation. And I think the reporter who reported it needs to get better sources.

• 14:07Speaker 04

  The whole thing is a hoax. It's put out by the Democrats because we've had the most successful six months in the history of our country. And that's just a way of trying to divert attention to something that's total bullshit. Okay?

• 14:22Speaker 05

  On that subject.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Okay. So that happens, okay?

• 14:28Speaker 01

  And then, and then these reports start coming out that Ghislaine Maxwell told the DOJ that she never saw Trump do anything concerning. Alright, now I have an interesting theory on this. I really would like your input. But could this all be to get to this point where, you know, because we talked about the options on the table. Israel potentially leveraging the American people on this, right? Or the other option of being Trump was actually involved, and so is it, is she saying this just to, you know, now he's cleared? Now does everything roll out? Like, I mean, dude, I don't know what to make of this stuff, man. You said you had a theory. That was my theory. Your theory is you don't know? The theory is, is that, I don't know. Like, was this guy involved? I don't believe so. I don't want to believe that, right?

• 15:14Speaker 01

  And there's no evidence to suggest that he is, right? But now all of a sudden it's coming out that these reports of, you know, the interrogations that she had that now she's saying Trump was never involved with anything concerning. There was no, no concerning behaviors or criminal activity on Trump's part. So now, you know, for everybody out there calling, you know, Don, the pedo guy and all of that stuff, I mean, okay, that argument's null and void now. Was that part of the agreement of this whole situation?

• 15:47Andy Frisella?

  You know, look, here's the problem that Trump's facing. You've got him, his son, everybody around him for years, talking about Epstein, talking about releasing quote unquote, "the list," which I don't even think is the important part. We all know the fucking list. We have the flight logs. Everybody knows who's been there and who hasn't. That's all been public data for a long time. The problem that Trump is facing with the public right now is that they went from making this a huge deal to straight up saying it's a hoax, it's bullshit, which is clearly not true because why would they be talking about it for all these years? All right?

• 16:32Andy Frisella?

  And then on top of it, if they have this shit on Trump, why didn't they release that part of it, you know, during the time where they could have really heard it?

• 16:42Speaker 01

  They had the power.

• 16:43Andy Frisella?

  Right. But, you know, the more I look into this and the more I hear, the more it starts to confirm my original thought, which was he's trying to get people fucking pissed about it. Because when he looks at people and says, "Oh, it's bullshit," after talking about it for years, that's going to infuriate people. It gets people to the point where they're demanding the list. And now we have the liberal media who ignored the list for eight years.

• 17:18Andy Frisella?

  Now talking about it nonstop.

• 17:20Speaker 01

  Right.

• 17:20Andy Frisella?

  Okay, and Trump's a master of the media, bro. He knows how to manipulate the media better than the media knows how to manipulate him. So, you know, and by the way, this isn't about, there's very little evidence that is public. Now, it could be that, you know, these people are satanic, baby eating, fucking aliens or lizard people, or whatever the fuck people say. But the evidence that is available suggests that it is way more likely that this is just a

• 18:02Andy Frisella?

  blackmail operation between the agencies to control the narrative in society. And it has more to do with people just doing weird shit than it has to do with like little bitty kids and shit. And I think people are getting hung up on the list, on the list, on the list, on the list. Okay, they released the list. What's that mean to you? What's that mean? We already have all the names. You know what I mean? So my personal take on all of this is that I believe that we still don't know what's going on.

• 18:44Andy Frisella?

  I believe there's a good possibility that there is a real threat against the American people from somebody, I personally think it's Netanyahu, to do some sort of false flag or something that prevents this from getting out. And like I said, last show or two shows ago.

• 19:10Andy Frisella?

  When these people start to, you know, let's say Trump says, okay, here's the operation. This is what happened. This is how they were doing it. And he keeps saying innocent people get hurt, innocent people get hurt. I actually think he's talking about the Jewish people that are not part of this problem. Okay, the innocent Jewish people. And I think he understands that we're in such a social, we're in a cultural place where so many people are upset with Israel. And they're collectively generalizing all Jews into that, that it would be a dangerous thing to expose Israel's guilt because of what it would happen to the innocent Jewish people.

• 19:55Andy Frisella?

  I, the more this goes on, the more that's how I'm starting to see what's, what I think is actually going on.

• 20:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:01Andy Frisella?

  I think he's trying to be responsible, but I don't think he's making the right moves. I think the right move, like I've said, is to fully disclose everything. And let it, let it, let the chips fall where they may so that we can get the trust back. The problem that, and this is why I think that, by the way, because it would be easy for him to follow that statement up. Like, like right now, what's he saying? It's a hoax. It's a hoax. It's bullshit. It's the liberal media. Okay, it would be very easy for him to squash the temperature down by just explaining that with another three or four sentences.

• 20:39Speaker 01

  Or with some actual evidence.

• 20:40Andy Frisella?

  Well, dude, nobody can comp, how, okay, explain to me how it's a Democrat op.

• 20:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:47Andy Frisella?

  Explain that to me.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Right.

• 20:48Andy Frisella?

  Okay, explain to me why you were talking about it for eight fucking years. Explain to me why Junior talks about it all the time. Explain to me why all the people that supported you talked about it the entire time. Cash Patel, Dan Bongino, Vance, all, explain it. And, and dude, because he's not explaining it and because that's such a simple way to bring the temperature down, my only conclusion is that he wants the temperature to go up. So.

• 21:17Speaker 01

  Cause if it was really a hoax, if it was really, that would have been shown already.

• 21:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he could have said, he could have said, he could show, be like, look, here's what they did. They did this and this and this, and then they altered it like this, and they did these things. And this is why you shouldn't worry about it. But he's not providing that level of transparency, which makes him. Look like he's either part of it and he's certainly hiding something. And if he's not part of it, then why is he doing it?

• 21:41Speaker 01

  Right.

• 21:42Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 21:43Speaker 01

  Right.

• 21:43Andy Frisella?

  And then is it possible that he's planning on holding the people for treason accountable? And then moving on to them? You know, like, or is it possible that he's just fucking part of their shit?

• 21:58Andy Frisella?

  I, I don't think we know enough yet, and I'm not somebody who just like, I know everybody likes to jump to conclusions.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  Pick a side.

• 22:05Andy Frisella?

  But and pick a side, but like, bro, I'm a, you know, I, I try to evaluate and call balls and strikes. And that comes from years and years and years of being in business. I can't tell you how many times in business where things appear to be one way. And then I assume that they were that way and of losing. You know what I mean? It's just not the way I think.

• 22:25Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, it has to be unemotional, man. Like that, that's the, that's the piece you do. I, I see people all the time online are way too emotionally invested. And I would say like, there, there should be a like, there, there, there's a necessary.

• 22:38Andy Frisella?

  We don't even know if those are real people.

• 22:39Speaker 01

  That, well, I mean, you know, that's a fair point, but like, there are a plenty of people out there that is like, super emotionally. Like involved in this, man. It's just like, dude, you gotta remove the emotions from it. Look at the actual facts, let the.

• 22:52Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, look, dude, we get in a dangerous position when we start.

• 22:59Andy Frisella?

  Putting leadership on a pedestal to the point where they can never do wrong. There's nothing wrong with being quote unquote loyal. But you should still be able to acknowledge that was not the best move.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:12Andy Frisella?

  That was not the right move.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  Right.

• 23:13Andy Frisella?

  This should have been done that way. That's how you improve and you could still be loyal to someone and critique things that they did. And, uh, you know, unfortunately, the, the media and culture and this communist destabilization and demoralization. It's been going on for the last 20, well, it's been going on for a hundred years, but heavily the last 20 years roughly.

• 23:38Andy Frisella?

  Has created a scenario where people are this or that, right? And they, they think it's left, right, gay, straight, Democrat, Republican, uh, black, white. And it's none of those things, bro. It's always been, and I've been saying this for fucking ever. It's us. The peasants versus them, the elite. And people have to understand, you know, another thing is, I don't think enough people, I don't think most people have never been around people like this. Like, I've spent time around people like this.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  What do you mean, as far as like the elitist mentality?

• 24:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, like you, like, people have a hard time comprehending how, because I think most people have good hearts. I think most people look around, they say, you know what? It is right to take care of my neighbor, it is right to do the right thing, it is right to be a good American. It is right, it is right, it is right. These people don't, do not hold that same moral standard that the general population holds.

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:35Andy Frisella?

  And until you hear them firsthand, talk about regular people.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  What they really think.

• 24:41Andy Frisella?

  Yes, like, you, you, you can't understand, they don't care. They, they look at us like we are

• 24:51Andy Frisella?

  a way to profit. You know what I'm saying? And indentured servitude, slavery, whatever you want to call it. Like, yeah, we might not have someone standing over us saying, you know, like back in the, uh, you know, in the slavery days, saying, you better get out there and do this, or this, and this, or I'm going to whoop your ass. But now they say it like this, if you don't do this, we'll put you in fucking jail. It's no different, bro. It's no different. And if you think it's different, don't pay your taxes for two years and see what the fuck happens.

• 25:22Speaker 01

  Right, that's right, dude. Yeah, it, it, it is crazy, man, like I said, so I mean, he's not involved, and this again is per Ghislaine Maxwell. Was she told to say that, was she forced to say that? I don't know.

• 25:33Andy Frisella?

  We don't even know if that's true.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  If it was actually said at all.

• 25:36Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 25:36Speaker 01

  We don't know.

• 25:37Andy Frisella?

  That could be total bullshit.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  Well, here's something else we don't know if it was actually said or not, but apparently she's, um, she started talking about the Bill Clinton. And he's way heavier, heavily involved than I guess people thought or realized. Um, but apparently like that also came out of, um, Out of the interview that she had with the assistant attorney from the DOJ, who, you know, Bill Clinton, he's always maintained that, you know, he was no more than an occasional acquaintance of the millionaire sex offender. But Todd Blanch, the deputy attorney general, when he interviewed Maxwell,

• 26:16Speaker 01

  it allegedly came out that they were way more involved than how Bill Clinton likes to make it out to be. I mean, and we've seen the pictures, right? You know, him getting the massage by a seemingly young looking woman in what appears to be an airport.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  All the airplane rides, not just on the Lolita Express, but Epstein and Ghislaine on his personal plane. I mean, they were at Chelsea Clinton's wedding. That's probably the more recent thing we have. But even more than that, dude, the freaking picture of Bill Clinton that Epstein had in, on the island, bro, of him in a blue dress with red heels. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's, that's a little bit more than just a personal occasional acquaintance. I mean, like, dude, that's some weird shit.

• 27:04Andy Frisella?

  Doesn't prove anything.

• 27:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:06Andy Frisella?

  Those are all speculations. There's not, we don't, we, we know so little about what's actually going on. All we can do is speculate, which is the actual problem with our country right now.

• 27:18Speaker 01

  With the lack of transparency.

• 27:19Andy Frisella?

  We do not have transparency and so we have to spend all this time filtering through every single narrative to find out what is likely true. And that's an intentional thing. Because just like when we talk about, if you can't define a woman or you can't define a man, if you don't know what the truth is, ever, what do you know? You see what I'm saying? So we are intentionally confused by the propaganda of the media for control purposes. So we don't know any of this, man. This is all, this is all speculation. We haven't seen any real proof of any of it.

• 28:06Andy Frisella?

  And if Trump really wants to settle people's minds, then he needs to explain why it's bullshit. Okay, like it's not enough for me to say, you know, like someone comes up and accuses me of something to me about all this fucking bullshit.

• 28:18Speaker 01

  That's a hoax.

• 28:19Andy Frisella?

  That's bullshit. And then come and then like, okay, then a hundred people come and they say, well, no, it's not a hoax. Blah, blah, blah. No, that's bullshit. It's a hoax.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 28:28Andy Frisella?

  After I was talking about it for eight years.

• 28:30Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 28:31Andy Frisella?

  You know, that.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  And members of my cabinet were talking about it for eight years.

• 28:34Andy Frisella?

  Listen, dude. Do you think he doesn't know that? Like, do you? There's only two options. One, he he's intentionally getting people pissed off. Or two, and this is a very real option. His ego is so big that he's used to be able, he's used to being able to control a room by saying, no, this is how the fuck it is. Okay. And he's been doing that in his whole life forever. So he could be making a strategic mistake, thinking that he can kind of bully the room. Only the room's everybody now.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  Tens of millions.

• 29:13Andy Frisella?

  That's what I'm saying. But like, dude, there's a lot of times where people in power will walk in a room when everybody's ass depends on that person. And they'll say the sky is green and everybody says, yeah, you know what? It is kind of green.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  It's green, it's green.

• 29:27Andy Frisella?

  Right.

• 29:28Speaker 01

  Green, green, green.

• 29:29Andy Frisella?

  So, you know, it could be that too. There's just a lot that it could be.

• 29:33Speaker 01

  There is a lot, man. I don't know, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what your, uh, what you guys think. But that means let's check out the chat, see what they, what they, uh, think in the chat here real quick.

• 29:44Speaker 01

  Green dildo. All right. That's cool. We'll go ahead a little bit on the topic though. Cause I did see some good comments in there about this, uh, about this. Let me find out who, see who it was.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  Yeah. The only, uh, Jordan Gun Guthrie, sorry. Uh, the only thing I could think of is someone either the United States population or his family's being or threatened. Mr. Sensitive Yahoo is mostly like, most likely trying to fuck the world with nukes at the moment.

• 30:12Andy Frisella?

  I don't think it's his family.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:15Andy Frisella?

  When, when you go to sign up for presidency, you know that it's your family's on the line.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  Part of the risk.

• 30:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, you accept that.

• 30:23Andy Frisella?

  I think if there's a threat, I think it is of a false flag or a terror cell activation or some kind of, some kind of shit like that. I don't think it's like, hey, we're gonna do something to your immediate family. I mean, he's been under threat of that since the 80s. You know what I mean? Like, when you're that rich, bro, you gotta have securities to make sure people don't kidnap your kids. You know, so. Which he's had for a long time. That's right. A long time.

• 30:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I agree. It has to be bigger than just family, for sure. Yeah, man. Well, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

• 30:58Andy Frisella?

  Well, it has to be big because think about how he handles these people. Okay, what'd he do to the dude from Iran when the Iran guy was mouthing off?

• 31:06Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:06Andy Frisella?

  Fucking, he fucking drove him. You know what I'm saying? Like, Trump, don't fuck around, bro. So like, but he can't drone Netanyahu, right? And if Netanyahu is threatening him and he keeps saying, it's bullshit, it's bullshit. You gotta look at it like this. You got two guys that are, they have a disagreement, okay? And let's say one of the guys has real leverage. Let's say Netanyahu has real leverage, which it appears that he does in some way, shape, or form. And you have Trump, who

• 31:48Andy Frisella?

  has to lead and has to keep people safe.

• 31:54Andy Frisella?

  And then you have a situation where Netanyahu says, if this happens, then this will happen. And this being a whole bunch of people will die. All right? Americans. Americans.

• 32:08Andy Frisella?

  Trump says, cool, I'll do this. I'll do this for you. Yeah, I got you. All right. And he says, hey, guys, it's bullshit. It's a hoax. Okay. And then he looks at Netanyahu and he says, I'm telling him it's bullshit, bro. They're not buying it. Yeah. What do you want me to do? Right. It could be that, too.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  Mm hmm. Well, I saw this and somebody just said in the comments, too, but could this possibly be tied into the Iron Dome thing of like, why Trump's pushing so hard to get an Iron Dome here?

• 32:33Andy Frisella?

  Maybe. I mean.

• 32:35Speaker 01

  Could that Samson option shit, man?

• 32:37Andy Frisella?

  Maybe.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, look, dude, that's a real thing. The Samson option's a real thing. It's an official Israeli policy that if Israel were to fall, they were to nuke.

• 32:51Andy Frisella?

  A bunch of other countries. It's what it's, they say that.

• 32:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:55Andy Frisella?

  So, uh, if Netanyahu saying, or if Trump says, well, if I release this, and everybody knows, and it goes as deep as people think, or maybe even deeper. Because dude, you hear what Bongino said. Bongino came out and said, bro, I looked at this shit, it's way worse than I thought.

• 33:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:13Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 33:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:14Andy Frisella?

  That was like a three or four days ago.

• 33:15Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 33:16Andy Frisella?

  So,

• 33:19Andy Frisella?

  if that's the case, then, who, who knows what they're threatening with? Right?

• 33:26Speaker 01

  And how bad it is.

• 33:27Andy Frisella?

  And how bad the backlash would really be.

• 33:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:29Andy Frisella?

  Like if they are really like sacrificing children and that's in the shit.

• 33:36Andy Frisella?

  Bro, Israel will get wiped off the face of the fucking earth. And then a bunch of people will die because they'll launch all their shit. So, I mean, most of the world right now hates Israel.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:47Andy Frisella?

  It's just what it is.

• 33:48Speaker 01

  For sure.

• 33:49Andy Frisella?

  And Trump could be playing the responsibility card of saying, well, I don't want to start this other main huge thing. You know what I mean?

• 33:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:57Andy Frisella?

  I don't know.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

• 34:01Andy Frisella?

  What I don't like though, here's what I don't like. I don't like how people who are loyal to Trump, quote unquote, are just now switching their tune and being like, it's bullshit.

• 34:15Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 34:15Andy Frisella?

  Dude, come on, man. I saw you talk about it for fucking five, six years.

• 34:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:20Andy Frisella?

  What, what, what happened to that? So just because Trump says it's bullshit, now, now you back it up? Like that's, that's fucking.

• 34:28Speaker 01

  Well, it could be they're all, they have to like, because they all have to be on the same page.

• 34:32Andy Frisella?

  Well, a lot of these pro-Trump influencers, bro, are on the payroll too.

• 34:35Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. Like that, they're being, they're, they're saying what they're being told to say.

• 34:39Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 34:40Speaker 01

  You know, yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah, guys, jump in on the conversation down to the comments. Let us know what you guys think. Uh, with that being said, let's go cruise some of our actual comments, not just the live chat. We got, uh, we got some good ones here. We're actually pulling a bunch of these actually from Spotify. We gotta show Spotify some love. We got, uh, we, we started doing a video.

• 34:58Andy Frisella?

  A lot of people say they're.

• 35:00Speaker 01

  They're loving it.

• 35:00Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 35:01Speaker 01

  They're loving it. Um, yeah, so we got some Spotify comments in here as well. Let's check them out. First one is from Swampaholics. Says, uh, I've been listening to this podcast for over five years and never been offended till Andy said, natural deodorant stinks. This was uncalled for.

• 35:15Andy Frisella?

  Well.

• 35:16Speaker 01

  What do you have to say for yourself?

• 35:17Andy Frisella?

  I mean, your name is Swampaholic.

• 35:21Andy Frisella?

  The guy speaks for itself.

• 35:22Speaker 01

  Not helping yourself there. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

• 35:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Go get yourself some of that loomy. Put it for your, for your, uh, your, your feet pits and privates.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  All your looms?

• 35:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  That's right. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

• 35:36Andy Frisella?

  All right, stinky.

• 35:39Speaker 01

  What, what is your deodorant of choice? Your Old Spice guy?

• 35:41Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 35:42Speaker 01

  No?

• 35:43Andy Frisella?

  Speed stick.

• 35:44Speaker 01

  Speed stick. Huh, that's classic.

• 35:46Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 35:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, all right. Okay. Um, next one, we got Alex Verdugo. Uh, he says, uh, just wait until people start throwing butt plugs on the court.

• 35:58Andy Frisella?

  Why would they do that?

• 36:05Andy Frisella?

  I don't get it.

• 36:06Speaker 01

  That's good. That's probably good.

• 36:07Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 36:08Speaker 01

  Bless your heart.

• 36:09Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 36:09Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 36:12Speaker 01

  All right, man. Uh, last one. Um, this is from, uh, 2G Stone.

• 36:18Speaker 01

  This is probably my favorite comment of all time. Okay. 2G Stone says, uh, to answer the question on why there are no uncircumcised dildos, you have to look at Israel's elite.

• 36:31Speaker 01

  Uh, the sex, the sex toy industry is a billion dollar industry. And what faith is known to have started circumcising? Jewish faith. Everyone wants to talk about Big Pharma or Big Tobacco, but no one wants to talk about the big dildo. Coincidence? I think not.

• 36:45Andy Frisella?

  We just did a whole segment about big dildos. Pretty sure we're the first one. We're ahead of the curve, bro.

• 36:53Speaker 01

  No pun intended.

• 36:53Andy Frisella?

  No pun intended.

• 36:54Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 36:55Andy Frisella?

  There ain't no curve.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  Ahead of the hook. That's right.

• 36:57Andy Frisella?

  All I'm saying is, uh, that's actually a pretty fair argument.

• 37:03Andy Frisella?

  It is.

• 37:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. I love it, man.

• 37:07Andy Frisella?

  You don't ever see none of them anteater dildos?

• 37:08Speaker 01

  No, why not? Why not? That's my question.

• 37:12Andy Frisella?

  Probably, I think 2G Stone's on to something here.

• 37:14Speaker 01

  2G Stone's on to something, man. Yeah, man.

• 37:17Andy Frisella?

  That's actually true.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, somebody said he's done his research.

• 37:25Speaker 01

  Guys, we do appreciate you though, man. We appreciate you guys for being real ass fans. We dig into the real topics here on Real AF. What's that? Why dildos are not? Uncircumcised, yeah. Hey, I think it's a, it's an important conversation to have, solving the world's problems. Yeah, man, let's keep the cruise cruising. Headline two.

• 37:49Speaker 01

  Let's get into some deportation stuff, some ICE stuff. I think we might have a new job opportunity. Okay. On top of podcasting and YouTubing. Alright. Patriots Wanted: DHS Drops Age Cap. 80,000 Americans Rush To Join ICE And Help Clean Up Biden's Mess. So the Department of- Really? Oh, yeah. They're just hiring regular people? Bro, we have a shot. What do you mean we have a shot? We should go straight to the top. Let's just do it. Yeah. Andy and DJ, go to Home Depot, okay?

• 38:24Speaker 01

  That's what they did, dude, that's what they did. I didn't do that. They did do that. They did do that. There's videos of it. I got it. Alright. Hell, yeah, man. But yeah, they're recruiting, man. They're on an all-out recruiting message piece right now. They're running a full-court press with recruitment, and they're dropping the age requirement for immigration agents, opening the door for more Americans to help tackle the illegal immigration crisis. In less than one week since DHS launched its recruitment program or campaign, more than 80,000 Americans applied to join ICE. A Wednesday statement from the department's website read, "Now, Kristi Noem announced that Immigration and Customs Enforcement is now waiving age limits for new applicants,

• 39:07Speaker 01

  so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America's streets." Now, they will still have to go through medical screening and drug screening and a complete physical fitness test.

• 39:26Speaker 01

  But America needs you. This is the actual website from ICE right now. Signing bonus, 50 grand. 50 grand. Student loan repayment, 60 grand. Yep. And you get a 25% pay raise, premium pay. That's a fucking, I mean- That's actually a pretty good deal, you know?

• 39:43Andy Frisella?

  It'd be fun.

• 39:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think you have have some.

• 39:46Andy Frisella?

  I would rather them put the money towards this than sending it to Ukraine.

• 39:49Speaker 01

  It's real or is real or anywhere else.

• 39:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 39:52Speaker 01

  Fucking anywhere.

• 39:53Andy Frisella?

  Make that like 200 grand and we'd solve the immigration problem in about a fucking week.

• 39:57Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  Now, I wonder, I do have, I wonder if this is like a part time or like a temporary, you know, how like, uh, like some of the the box stores are hire additional workers during the the hot seasons and you know, like FedEx and UPS and stuff.

• 40:13Andy Frisella?

  This is like Black Friday holiday shopping.

• 40:19Andy Frisella?

  Doorbuster deals, borderbusters.

• 40:22Speaker 01

  Borderbusters, man. That's fucking great. Uh, yeah, God, tell us, are you guys, are you guys trying to sign up for ICE, man?

• 40:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro. We fucking, we got borderbuster deals.

• 40:32Speaker 01

  Do I sell my company and go to work for ICE? I mean, listen, again, if it's temporary, bro, I'm down. I'm down.

• 40:39Andy Frisella?

  Borderbusters, turn borderbusters into a show.

• 40:41Speaker 01

  That'd be sick.

• 40:42Andy Frisella?

  It'd be every time we go to fucking Home Depot.

• 40:46Speaker 01

  Well, so speaking of that, they're actually getting some heat right now, uh, because, uh, they actually did go to a Home Depot. Um, and they used a Penske truck. I think that's how you pronounce it, right? Penske?

• 40:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 40:57Speaker 01

  Yeah. They, uh, they used a Penske Penske truck. Um, now, the, uh, Penske rebukes DHS after agents pop out of trucks during immigration raid and they actually used that same truck to to take them back. Uh, the the illegals that they caught, I think it was somewhere, I I saw the numbers vary, like up to almost 60 people. Um, but yeah, transportation services company Penske is calling the use of its rental trucks during a Department of Homeland Security operation in Los Angeles improper following a raid at an LA area Home Depot. Penske addressed the situation after federal agents were seen in their vehicles during the Wednesday incident that resulted in more than a dozen arrests. Here's the clip.

• 41:39Andy Frisella?

  Terrible marketing.

• 41:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, I got something on that, too. Uh, but this is, this is the clip that's going viral. Everybody's seen it. Check this out.

• 41:51Speaker 01

  Popping out.

• 41:54Speaker 01

  Aliva, aliva!

• 41:59Andy Frisella?

  I love the guy, he's just got a cowboy hat on for insult.

• 42:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's awesome.

• 42:03Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's just like insulting them.

• 42:06Speaker 01

  Now, this was their, this was their official statement from Penske. They say, quote, "Penske strictly prohibits the transportation of people in the cargo area of its vehicles under any circumstances. The company was not made aware that its trucks would be used in today's operation and did not authorize this Penske."

• 42:24Andy Frisella?

  Nobody asked you.

• 42:27Andy Frisella?

  We gotta, we gotta ask you how we're gonna use your truck. Every motherfucker out here abuses the shit out of those trucks.

• 42:32Speaker 01

  Well, it's funny you brought that up, Andy, because you gotta go back a little bit.

• 42:36Andy Frisella?

  And by the way, that's terrible marketing.

• 42:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:39Andy Frisella?

  Like, you're missing an opportunity. Penske could, like, put American flags on the side of the truck and put, like, one of those Dukes of Hazzard horns and make a skit where they, like, drive up and all the dudes jump out and then everybody runs away and it would be like the most viral fucking marketing ever.

• 42:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, Penske moves anything.

• 42:58Andy Frisella?

  Every, yes, yes. Every American person that wanted to buy, to rent a truck would rent a fucking Penske truck.

• 43:06Speaker 01

  They're going to, they're going to Penske.

• 43:07Andy Frisella?

  They got some politically correct dumb fuck in their, in their HR department who's like, "Oh, my God, how are we gonna handle this situation? We gotta say something now." And now it's like, dude, you're gonna, you're gonna, people are gonna say, "I don't want Penske. I want this."

• 43:20Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, here's the funny thing, man, because, you know, you guys know how the internet is.

• 43:24Andy Frisella?

  If I was Ryder, if I was Ryder Truck, I'd make a commercial like that right now. That's what I would do.

• 43:30Speaker 01

  U-Haul, they have an opportunity.

• 43:32Andy Frisella?

  Right.

• 43:32Speaker 01

  They're on the clock.

• 43:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 43:34Speaker 01

  You know, but the funny thing about the internet, though, bro, is like, nothing's deleted. People remember everything. And it's funny, we gotta go back a couple of years to 2021, when one of their trucks was actually used to bring in and smuggle illegal immigrants into the country.

• 43:52Andy Frisella?

  So did they authorize that?

• 43:54Speaker 01

  Was that authorized?

• 43:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 43:55Speaker 01

  Right? I mean, this is the actual, like, post that, you know, you see the, the figures going through the X-ray machine. I mean, they're in there. And, um... Yeah, was that authorized, Penske? You know, was that authorized?

• 44:08Andy Frisella?

  I mean, did they make a statement saying it wasn't authorized?

• 44:10Speaker 01

  No statement.

• 44:11Andy Frisella?

  Right, exactly.

• 44:12Speaker 01

  No issue.

• 44:12Andy Frisella?

  All this is, dude, it's fear of being canceled. It's fear of being American, which is really fucking dumb. It's interesting to see a lot of these companies not understand where we are in culture. You know what I mean? Or even people.

• 44:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:31Andy Frisella?

  Like.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  Well, to be fair, they never saw it.

• 44:33Andy Frisella?

  Well, bro, I mean, I talked about this years ago on the show, like, culture's gonna swing back. It's gonna become cool to be American. We're there. Like, the more American you could be, the more business you're gonna do. And Penske missed a tremendous opportunity here because they probably got some far-left dumbasses in their company making calls like this.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, it's stupid, dude. It's absolutely stupid. But, yeah, this is the picture when they put them all in there to take them back to the...

• 45:01Andy Frisella?

  Penske.

• 45:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:02Andy Frisella?

  We take out the trash.

• 45:06Andy Frisella?

  Fuck, dude.

• 45:07Speaker 01

  Well, I do want to ask you this, though, right? Because this immigration thing, it's a...

• 45:14Speaker 01

  For a lot of people, it can be a difficult conversation, right? And I think...

• 45:17Andy Frisella?

  Why?

• 45:18Speaker 01

  Well, because, like, I mean, like, do we really...

• 45:20Andy Frisella?

  Is it a difficult conversation to... When someone carjacks somebody? What do we say?

• 45:29Speaker 01

  That's fucked up.

• 45:29Andy Frisella?

  I mean, do we say, like, oh, well, you know, they didn't have a car, so...

• 45:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 45:35Andy Frisella?

  It's a law.

• 45:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:36Andy Frisella?

  And the law exists for a reason.

• 45:39Speaker 01

  See, I think, and we also talked about this, dude. We said this, that it would get to a point where the process, or what's required to get these people out...

• 45:47Andy Frisella?

  Would be unpalatable.

• 45:48Speaker 01

  It's not gonna be palatable for a lot of people, man, right? And so seeing Penske trucks pull up to fucking Home Depots and hopping out with ICE agents and loading them up, like, that's not a palatable image to a lot of people.

• 46:00Andy Frisella?

  I actually think that's pretty friendly.

• 46:01Speaker 01

  Is it necessary? Is it what's required? Because, I mean, here's the thing, like, we tried the self-deportation thing. They're not going on their own.

• 46:08Andy Frisella?

  Listen, dude.

• 46:11Andy Frisella?

  There's 20-plus million people.

• 46:15Andy Frisella?

  If they...

• 46:18Andy Frisella?

  Deported 20 plus million people at the, at the rate that they're doing now, it would take like 70 years to get rid of the people. So the argument isn't, you know, are they doing what, it needs to be way harsher and it needs to be way bigger. It needs to be way more in your face. There should be fucking camps of motherfuckers waiting to be deported out of this country to make a point that you don't come here or you end up there.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  Very simple. No, I agree. Did you see this thing too that like, uh, Trump just ordered the, the Census Bureau to do another census, but he's intentionally leaving out the illegal migrants. And dude, I saw that. I'm like, what would be the point of that?

• 47:02Andy Frisella?

  Voter redistricting.

• 47:04Speaker 01

  Well, not only that, but like, does he not want people to see the true numbers of how many illegals are in the country?

• 47:08Andy Frisella?

  No, no, because they're using it to redraw the voter districts, the census. So that's about, that's about seats in the, in the house.

• 47:17Speaker 01

  So why not still count them, but just not count them? You know what I'm saying?

• 47:21Andy Frisella?

  They will. They're going to know how many, but they got to remove them off the list. If you have 10 rocks over here and you take out two, you know, the two are over here.

• 47:28Speaker 01

  Right, right, right. Okay. All right. I just saw him like, dude, that just didn't, it didn't make sense to me, man. I, I just, I didn't understand that piece. Um, yeah, let's see what chat's saying.

• 47:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. 20, that's correct. 20 million illegals equals an actual invasion. It's actually one of the biggest invasions of human history. Okay. And if it were any other time in history, that's what it would be called. It would be called a fucking invasion. People have come here without their families, without their kids, without their wives. They come here and leech our resources. They fucking commit crimes. And bro, there is a lot of good immigrants here. Like I know some very good immigrants from Mexico who come here and work very fucking hard, but unfortunately. Now they have this situation where so many of these people have come that now it's ruined it

• 48:21Andy Frisella?

  for the people who have come here and contribute and I hate that I fucking hate it, bro. But it's reality. We cannot just say, okay, well, because there's 10% that are very productive in society, we can let 100% in. That's not what can happen. In fact, what we should have is some sort of sponsorship program where like, let's say a company or myself personally had people that worked for them that happened to be illegal.

• 48:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:53Andy Frisella?

  Technically, I could say, no, I would like to sponsor this man and his family, 10 people to stay here because they do this and I sign an affidavit and say, these are good people and vouch for them.

• 49:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro.

• 49:07Andy Frisella?

  And some sort of system like that could be helpful, but you know, apparently these people in Washington DC, they can't critically think. So um, there's ways to get around this, but the truth of the matter is, dude, is you know, there's, there's laws and the laws have to be obeyed and that's that.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, no, dude, I agree. Dude, I like, uh, Jordan, you got some good shit to say, bro. Let's, let's bring you in. Let's bring you up on the show. Let's see.

• 49:42Speaker 01

  Yo, Jordan, what's up, dude?

• 49:44Speaker 07

  Hey, what's up, DJ?

• 49:46Speaker 01

  What's going on, man? You get your camera on if you want, or you don't have to. It's up to you.

• 49:51Speaker 07

  Um, yeah, sure. Hold up one sec, brother. Uh, I'm on, I don't know if I'm on the I'm sure where I go to do that.

• 50:03Speaker 07

  Oh shit, my bad. Yeah, I'm not seeing an option for video here.

• 50:08Speaker 01

  Let's just do call. Yeah, no, you're good. You're good. Talk to us, man. What you got?

• 50:12Speaker 07

  Man, honest, oh my, first off, this is fucking surreal. Sorry for my language, but this is surreal, man. Thank y'all so freaking much for everything y'all do. Y'all literally changed my life. Like I, I gained forty pounds of muscle mass because of seventy-five hard. I started getting my shit together in my life and actually been trying to improve and I owe it all to y'all. Like, I really cannot thank y'all enough for everything you have done for the community and for building this message of personal excellence. You can't see it right now, but I'm rocking my American Freedom hat right now, currently, but always gotta have it with me.

• 50:49Speaker 01

  Keep that thing on.

• 50:49Speaker 07

  I mean, y'all are just absolutely killing it, and I just cannot thank y'all enough. And I'm low-key like, is this surreal or am I dreaming right now?

• 50:56Speaker 01

  Well, you're about to be not dreaming if you don't tell us something cool.

• 51:01Speaker 07

  Well, depends on what you're looking for, brother. I mean, there's so much.

• 51:04Speaker 01

  Making some good comments, man. What's your thought on this immigration stuff, man?

• 51:08Speaker 07

  So.

• 51:08Speaker 01

  Home Depots or no?

• 51:12Speaker 07

  Bro, I was thinking throw a taco stand up at a Home Depot and just like let it rip and just see how that goes. But, yeah, no, honestly, the whole thing with the immigration, I don't think a lot of folks have a problem with immigration as a whole. When people do it right and they follow the law and they actually do it effectively and efficiently. But when you have all these folks that we have no idea who they are, where they're coming from, what their history is about, and the fact that they're coming in and harming the American populace, that's a whole different story. And it's quite literally like I was saying, it's an invasion. It really is an invasion and it just, it's sickening to me, y'all. Like, we have Americans that are struggling. They are so willing to give at first, before, you know, all this, this stuff's changed.

• 51:56Speaker 07

  They were so willing to give all these folks money and give them reimbursements for loans and mortgages and cell phones and food stamps. Yet you got folks in like Asheville or other places like that that are genuinely suffering. And it's just like, make it make sense. How can you not take care of your population? Yet be pandering to these other mo foes who go give two craps about whoever's in office. They just care about the fact that they're in the country and they can get our resources.

• 52:27Andy Frisella?

  I mean dude, I think you're making some great points there, bro. Um, you know, you said, make it make sense. Well, it does make sense if you recognize what's actually going on and that we're dealing with an intentional demoralization and destabilization of our country. And, uh, the intentional breeding of American culture out of our country. And so when we think about like, what's actually going on, you know, you can tie all this together, right? Like, we, the biggest problem that we keep doing, Jordan, is that we keep pretending like, these people are stupid, or these people are ignorant. No, they're neither of those. They're fucking intentional and they're evil.

• 53:13Andy Frisella?

  And they are removing American culture intentionally. They are removing, uh, any sort of national pride that we have. They are removing national identity. The part of funneling resources to them versus American citizens is about demoralization, because most people don't know how to deal with that. And the, the play they're running has worked pretty well. But if we want to stop it, we have to understand, and this is us, this is the people that listen to this show and maybe a few other shows. We have to push, and I have a feeling that Jordan pushes pretty hard,

• 53:57Andy Frisella?

  but we have to push collectively for accountability and for retribution. That's what the country has to have. It has to have transparency. It has to have accountability and it has to have punishment for the crimes that have been committed against us for us to ever believe that they have our interests in mind. And so. You know, I think Jordan makes some awesome points. I agree with them 100%. And you know, the culture of America is one of, if not the most unique culture ever, because yes, it does involve many other cultures to come together to create a culture, the American culture.

• 54:38Andy Frisella?

  But when that culture is no longer useful, it makes sense that they would try to destroy it. And the only time that it becomes unusable to them is when they realize that they can conduct wars and conduct operations through technology versus boots on the ground. They don't need a bunch of badass 20-year-old Americans that are ripped and fucking high testosterone, whooping people's asses anymore. For the love of their country. That's right. What they need is they need those people to get fat, lazy, stupid and poor, so that they're dependent and we could say, you know what? We're gonna join up with everybody else and become one big globalist society. And it's unfortunate that people are not recognizing that that's the play that's going on.

• 55:23Andy Frisella?

  Uh, you know, and the, the counterbalance to that is personal excellence. It is being fit. It is working to be wealthy. It is working to be accepting. It is working to, uh, look above the artificial division that we're, we're constantly entangled into. And, um, and I agree. I don't think people have a problem with immigrants here, dude. Like, there isn't this big race problem here in this country. Like, the race shit is manufactured, bro. Like, yeah, there's, we could go online every single day and find a video of a black guy doing something to a white guy. We can go online every day and find a video of a white guy doing something to a black guy. Maybe not quite as frequently.

• 56:08Andy Frisella?

  Not as much. But, but the truth of the matter is, is that we can find all these things and build them into the narrative that we want. And yes, bro, and the reality is, is most people are fucking cool. And we gotta fucking quit falling for their bullshit. We, whether it serves what we may think, like, bro, like, just real talk, okay? And we're gonna keep it real here. It, as a white dude, I've never, I've never really, like, thought about race. Like, I just haven't. Like, I, I have not really thought about it. Now that it's become such a, an attack on white people, I'm starting to realize that if white people don't stand up for themselves, they will eventually get wiped the fuck out.

• 56:53Andy Frisella?

  So now I'm being forced to say, well, hey, you guys are fucking with the white people. And when white people say that shit, it's racist, but everybody else can say the same shit. And it's unfortunate that we have to get to that point because I do believe

• 57:11Andy Frisella?

  that people should be judged on the content of their character, man. And I don't believe that standing up for yourself equals racism towards other races.

• 57:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:19Andy Frisella?

  So.

• 57:20Speaker 01

  That's real, man. That's real.

• 57:21Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro. I, look, we got a big fucking problem here and to cure the problem, it's gonna be ugly. People gotta be rounded up. They gotta be set the fuck out of here. And if they want to come back, they come back the right way.

• 57:32Speaker 01

  It's very, very simple, man. They want to separate it because we are weaker that way.

• 57:36Andy Frisella?

  A hundred percent.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  That's real, man. That's real.

• 57:39Andy Frisella?

  Dude, the day, the day that we all figure it out, the fucking day that black people and white people mainly figure out that they are Americans and we are being artificial, dude, those people up at the top are fucking done.

• 57:56Speaker 01

  They're over.

• 57:56Andy Frisella?

  They're done. It only requires those two groups of people to get together. If the black people and the white people get together, the people who are tyrants are fucking done. They're done.

• 58:06Speaker 01

  That's real, man. That was Micah's quote, by the way, as you got yelled at. There you go, Micah.

• 58:12Speaker 01

  Guys, we do appreciate you, man. Let us know.

• 58:14Andy Frisella?

  Is that our Micah?

• 58:16Speaker 01

  No, I don't think, Micah, are you, are you here, Micah? No, that's not the same Micah.

• 58:19Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  No. Yeah. Um, yeah, guys, let's go down to the comments, what you guys think. Uh, with that being said, we gotta keep the cruise cruising. We got, uh, headline number three. Let's get into it. Kind of hinted at this a little bit, but comedy making its way back.

• 58:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 58:37Speaker 01

  South Park is making some noise right now. They fucking got everybody.

• 58:42Andy Frisella?

  What'd they do?

• 58:43Speaker 01

  They got everybody. Uh, South Park depicts Trump as Satan, J D Vance, Menage Etwain, and Ice raiding heaven. Kristi Noem shooting dogs. Uh, so South Park's going pretty viral right now. Um, I'm a, are you a South Park fan? I've always been a South Park fan.

• 58:56Andy Frisella?

  Bro, one time I was with Halsey. So dude, I had this little apartment and back in college and you know, I didn't smoke much weed back then. I didn't really start smoking weed like on a regular basis till I was probably like,

• 59:14Andy Frisella?

  I don't know, like late 30s.

• 59:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:16Andy Frisella?

  You know, and uh,

• 59:20Andy Frisella?

  we, my buddy, my buddy, uh, Aaron Schubert, who did smoke a lot of weed back then, um, came over to hang out with us and he brought this weed and it was like orange. It was called mango. It was mango something. It was fucking orange. And uh,

• 59:40Andy Frisella?

  so I forgot, like he, I, the night before he, we were all partying and shit and he left, he went home. The next day, me and Scott were like at the house and bro, we were fucking hungover dude. And we're like, let's, let's, neither one of us smoked much weed.

• 59:55Speaker 01

  No.

• 59:55Andy Frisella?

  We're like, let's smoke this shit Schubert left.

• 59:58Speaker 01

  Even us out.

• 59:59Andy Frisella?

  Listen, so this all comes together, I promise. So we end up smoking like, we put, we like put a bowl in and we smoked like half the bowl each, bro. And like, I was so fucking high, bro. Like I didn't know what planet I was fucking on. And then I couldn't leave the house because I was so fucked up. So I went in, we, so Halsey disappears for like five minutes.

• 1:00:23Speaker 01

  Oh, that's the worst.

• 1:00:24Andy Frisella?

  No, and he comes back and he's like, look what I found. I found a movie in your closet. And it was South Park, the South Park movie, the first one.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:31Andy Frisella?

  And it was still all wrapped up and I never watched it before. And he's like, let's watch this. And I'm like, all right. So he throws it in the fucking DVD player, you know what I'm saying? And uh, Bro, I laughed so fucking hard, I almost died. Cause I couldn't, cause I couldn't breathe. I couldn't breathe. It's the hardest I've ever laughed in my fucking life.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 1:00:54Andy Frisella?

  And I, like, I could tell you, I've never laughed that hard, like, I remember it very specifically. And, uh, so ever since then, I've tried to stay away from South Park.

• 1:01:05Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:01:05Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but I smoke more weed.

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right, that's right. Yeah, you gotta balance it out. Yeah, I get it.

• 1:01:09Andy Frisella?

  Because it's dangerous to watch South Park if you've been smoking.

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  You might die.

• 1:01:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Speaker 01

  You might die. Yeah, no, dude, I've always been a South Park fan personally. And I feel like they've always done a decent job at getting everybody equally.

• 1:01:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  You know, like, they're, yeah, they're a little liberal for sure. I think, you know.

• 1:01:24Andy Frisella?

  No, I think they, listen, bro, comedy is the universal language of unity. Okay, like, if you want society to get along, especially in America where everybody's fucking different. Everybody comes from a different culture. Everybody has their unique things about culture. Part of appreciating culture is making fun of the culture.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:46Andy Frisella?

  Right? Like, it is. And, you know, people with no sense of humor that are fat, ugly, and stupid, and have no friends, they're gonna get offended by shit like that.

• 1:01:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:55Andy Frisella?

  But real people think it's fucking funny.

• 1:01:58Speaker 01

  Well, I think too, like, bro, it's like, you know, it's a very, it's, it's a really great way of bringing light to sometimes some really dark fucking shit. Or stuff that's not as palatable.

• 1:02:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  Like, bringing comedy to it helps.

• 1:02:10Andy Frisella?

  Dave Chappelle was the greatest person in the history of race relations, and he'll never get credit for it. But, and I'm not talking about his newest shit. His newest shit is different. But when he was doing Chappelle's Show and he was doing this shit back then, dude, it was so, it was so funny because he went in on everyone.

• 1:02:34Speaker 01

  And nobody said.

• 1:02:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. And like, that's what we need.

• 1:02:38Speaker 01

  That is what we need. That's, that is what we need. And it's been, it's been a minute since South Park.

• 1:02:41Andy Frisella?

  Shane Gillis does a good job of it. That's why he's so popular, bro.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:44Andy Frisella?

  He, he's, he makes fun of everybody, dude.

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's been a minute since South Park has, I guess, been in the spotlight in that sense, but they're back in it. Um, and they, they got everybody. So the episode is titled Got a Nut. It features the school counselor, Mr. Mackey, becoming an ICE agent after he loses his job due to budget cuts from the Department of Education. After joining up, Mackey watches an orientation video in which Noam talks about shooting her dog, a reference to her previously admitting in a memoir to killing her 14-month-old dog for its aggressive behavior. Here is the clip, let's check it out.

• 1:03:25Speaker 08

  Welcome to the team, recruits. I'm Kristi Noem, head of Homeland Security. She's Indian, huh? Okay, very pretty. A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face because sometimes doing what's important means doing what's hard.

• 1:03:44Speaker 08

  Whoa, whoa! Now we'll ask the same determination of you.

• 1:03:49Speaker 08

  Because detaining and questioning people is never easy.

• 1:03:55Speaker 08

  Oh, God! As the face of Homeland Security, I'll be leading the way.

• 1:04:02Speaker 08

  And together, we'll make sure everyone is in this country legally.

• 1:04:08Speaker 08

  So let's get out there and get them, recruits. Together, we can make it happen.

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  So, there's that. And there was a bunch, and like I said, they got everybody.

• 1:04:22Andy Frisella?

  It is funny how they try to make Kristi Noem look like a fucking model, like she's getting ready to run in and raid motherfuckers with their fucking hair all done and her makeup all done and shit.

• 1:04:31Speaker 01

  Ain't buying it.

• 1:04:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, not buying it. Nobody's buying it. It makes it a little more fun to watch, though.

• 1:04:37Speaker 01

  For sure.

• 1:04:37Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:39Speaker 01

  For sure. But they got everybody, they got JD Vance, and he actually, I like that too.

• 1:04:45Andy Frisella?

  I'd actually rather watch Holman.

• 1:04:48Speaker 01

  Holman?

• 1:04:48Andy Frisella?

  Holman.

• 1:04:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, I like him a lot.

• 1:04:50Andy Frisella?

  I do, too.

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  I like his little speech.

• 1:04:51Andy Frisella?

  Put a little wig on him and some makeup, and you'd have the liberals fucking all about the deportations, bro.

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 1:04:57Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:04:58Speaker 01

  He fucking comes out as trans.

• 1:04:59Andy Frisella?

  That's what I'm saying. What are they gonna say? See, if I'm in charge, this is the ninja move, I'm pulling, bro.

• 1:05:05Speaker 01

  Holman, put the suit, put the wig on, bro.

• 1:05:07Andy Frisella?

  Put your fucking costume on, so we can get these motherfuckers to tell on everybody.

• 1:05:11Speaker 01

  You want them out or not?

• 1:05:15Andy Frisella?

  It's a good strategy, bro. You gotta think outside the box.

• 1:05:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, you got to.

• 1:05:19Andy Frisella?

  You know?

• 1:05:20Speaker 01

  You got to. Yeah, uh, but yeah, JD Vance got it. And what I'd like most about it too, like, you know, sometimes when you're getting the shit poured on you, the best thing you can do is just go with it, laugh at it, laugh at yourself sometimes. Um, JD Vance finally did that. Um, so South, this is one of the clips from the South Park episode. Um, and South Park posted this out saying, "Welcome to Mar-a-Lago, hashtag South Park." Vance, JD Vance said, "Well, I finally made it." Yeah, you know, that's cool.

• 1:05:51Andy Frisella?

  Why do they always make his face look so fat?

• 1:05:53Speaker 01

  I don't know. I don't know. What's a little candy dude?

• 1:05:57Andy Frisella?

  It's not like he's fat.

• 1:05:58Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:05:59Andy Frisella?

  Like, why do they do that?

• 1:06:04Speaker 01

  I don't know. It's great, though. It is great. Um, they got JD Vance. They got Charlie Kirk as well.

• 1:06:09Andy Frisella?

  Oh, really?

• 1:06:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, Charlie Kirk, he's actually changed his profile picture.

• 1:06:14Andy Frisella?

  Kirk did that?

• 1:06:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, this is Kirk's page. Uh, but this is, uh, they, they had Cartman be Charlie Kirk in the episode. Let's check this out.

• 1:06:24Speaker 09

  Mom, you don't understand. I'm getting really good at this. I have my arguments down rock solid. These young college girls are totally unprepared, so I can just destroy them and also edit out all the ones that actually argue back well. It just feels so good. I understand it feels good, but that doesn't mean you do it all the time. I'm sorry, mommy.

• 1:06:43Speaker 01

  And then that, you know, he does those debates on the college campuses, right? So they have this. Check this out.

• 1:06:48Speaker 10

  Oh, my God. What makes you think you have the right to say what I do with my body?

• 1:06:53Speaker 09

  Let me ask you something. If a pregnant woman is killed and the baby dies too, why is the killer charged with a double homicide?

• 1:06:58Speaker 10

  Well, be- because people have different beliefs.

• 1:07:00Speaker 09

  It's not about belief. It's about truth. Science confirms life begins at conception.

• 1:07:06Speaker 01

  Fucking spot on. Uh, Charlie Kirk posted this out. It says, "Not bad, Cartman."

• 1:07:11Andy Frisella?

  Didn't Charlie Kirk, isn't he, didn't he like, isn't he mad at everybody right now? Like, cause they're all, uh, I saw something today, like, he's mad at everybody because he was questioning Israel and all the people got mad at him or something?

• 1:07:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's a dude, he gets a lot of shit for it.

• 1:07:28Andy Frisella?

  Does he?

• 1:07:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, but he's like, he's very pro, they can do no wrong. It's not, it's not a genocide. It's not, you know.

• 1:07:36Andy Frisella?

  You know, dude, it's hard to tell what's going on there because fucking these people lie about everything. Anyway, uh, yeah, that's funny. That's great. Tom Holman in a wig. That would solve a lot of problems. I think that's the uh. Yeah, you put them out there like Rachel Levine. And no, for real, bro. And you'd have all the left. They wouldn't know what to do. Their minds would explode. Bro, it would just be spontaneous explosions. They wouldn't know what to do. They'd have no idea. Cause if they fucking go against it, they're transphobic. They're transphobic. Yeah. Yeah. But if they go with it, you know, two birds with one stone. Motherfuckers don't belong here. Go back to your own fucking country. Come back the right way.

• 1:08:17Andy Frisella?

  And if they allow you to, we'll throw you a motherfucking party. We'll throw you a fucking fiesta. Olay. You know what I'm saying? Like, fuck, bro. Well, but the crazy thing is, like, the majority of these people, they're not even. Would you show up to the fiesta? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What are you gonna bring to the fiesta? Curry and tacos. See, curry and tacos. Zee Shansin, bro. Trying to unite everybody. Yeah. International cuisine, fiesta. What goes into an international fiesta buffet? Pizza, french fries. Tacos. Tacos, Chinese food. Butter chicken. Stir fried gerbils.

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  Meow, meow.

• 1:08:59Andy Frisella?

  We should, we should ask the people to comment. What? Chitlins? No, what, uh, you know, like, you know. Chinese food? Yeah, right, right, right. What?

• 1:09:08Andy Frisella?

  No. What kind of food would you like to have today, DJ?

• 1:09:12Andy Frisella?

  We should ask the people to comment. No, DJ knows. He won't say because he's being a pussy. I won't say it. See, now people are watching. He doesn't want to say anything funny. This is gonna ruin the show because DJ is gonna puss out. I asked DJ if he wanted to have Chinese food today and you know what he said back to me? I want to have nigga food. That's what he said. Yep. And I said, okay, what's that?

• 1:09:35Andy Frisella?

  He said that's pigs' feet and chitlins and watermelons.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:09:38Andy Frisella?

  That's what he fucking told me.

• 1:09:39Speaker 03

  Somebody said in the chat, DJ has died his chicken broth.

• 1:09:42Speaker 01

  Alright, chicken and watermelon, okay. Alright.

• 1:09:46Andy Frisella?

  Hey, man.

• 1:09:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:47Andy Frisella?

  You know what? It's not bad.

• 1:09:50Speaker 01

  No, it's good shit. I mean, to be honest.

• 1:09:52Andy Frisella?

  What's white people food?

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  Just mayonnaise.

• 1:09:55Andy Frisella?

  No, it ain't.

• 1:09:56Speaker 01

  Just mayonnaise.

• 1:09:56Andy Frisella?

  I hate mayonnaise.

• 1:09:59Andy Frisella?

  I do.

• 1:10:02Andy Frisella?

  I, dude, I don't eat mayonnaise. On anything.

• 1:10:05Speaker 01

  By itself?

• 1:10:08Andy Frisella?

  I've never had it.

• 1:10:10Speaker 01

  Fucking you bullshit.

• 1:10:11Andy Frisella?

  Have you had it?

• 1:10:12Speaker 01

  Yes, I've had, everybody's had fucking mayonnaise.

• 1:10:14Andy Frisella?

  Not me.

• 1:10:14Speaker 01

  I don't believe it.

• 1:10:15Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 1:10:16Speaker 01

  As a matter of fact, I know for a fact you've had mayonnaise before.

• 1:10:18Andy Frisella?

  When?

• 1:10:22Speaker 01

  Where were we at?

• 1:10:23Andy Frisella?

  Isn't mayonnaise in Caesar salad dressing?

• 1:10:25Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:10:25Andy Frisella?

  Okay, well, that's the only time.

• 1:10:27Speaker 01

  You've had that, I've seen you do it on a burger too.

• 1:10:29Andy Frisella?

  Bullshit, you have. I've never eaten a fucking burger in my life with fucking mayonnaise on it. Ever.

• 1:10:37Speaker 01

  I don't believe that.

• 1:10:38Andy Frisella?

  I don't care what you believe, I'm telling you. We don't even have fucking mayonnaise at the house.

• 1:10:44Speaker 01

  I believe that.

• 1:10:45Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:45Speaker 01

  I believe that. Bro, you, you've eaten mayonnaise before.

• 1:10:53Andy Frisella?

  You're missing out, Andy. Boiled dicks and raisins.

• 1:11:06Andy Frisella?

  That's pretty funny.

• 1:11:09Speaker 01

  Oh shit, man. Oh, this chat's, y'all crazy, man.

• 1:11:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:16Andy Frisella?

  Boiled dicks.

• 1:11:17Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:11:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:19Andy Frisella?

  That's where the Epstein motherfuckers been eating. Boiled baby dicks.

• 1:11:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, fuck. That's so nasty.

• 1:11:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, well, they're fucking weird. I was just talking to my buddy yesterday, Hani and I were talking about this. We were on the phone. And we were talking about how fucking these people, they get money, then they get power, then they, they have to like find new weird shit to be into.

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Andy Frisella?

  Dude, that's why Hillary Clinton dresses like an emperor, bro. She thinks she's a fucking emperor. She thinks she's the queen of the earth.

• 1:11:49Andy Frisella?

  That's why they do those spirit dinners and all that weird shit.

• 1:11:53Speaker 01

  The Bohemian Grove shit?

• 1:11:54Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, what about that? That's- Allegedly.

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  Allegedly. You know, owls in the woods and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Well, guys, jumping on the conversation. Let's go down to the comments, what you guys think. With that being said, we have our final segment of the show. As always.

• 1:12:14Speaker 01

  Thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

• 1:12:17Speaker 01

  So we bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, gets one of those two options.

• 1:12:24Speaker 01

  Let's just, let's get into this. Okay?

• 1:12:26Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 1:12:26Speaker 01

  Our thumbs up, or dumb as fuck headline reads, "I have Ozempic penis."

• 1:12:36Speaker 01

  "It's a new side effect that men aren't even telling their doctors, but their wives are discussing it online." Ozempic penis.

• 1:12:45Andy Frisella?

  What is it?

• 1:12:45Speaker 01

  Oh, you're, let's find out.

• 1:12:49Andy Frisella?

  Is it good or bad?

• 1:12:50Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:12:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:55Andy Frisella?

  What? I mean, dude, like, the whole thing makes your, makes your, it probably makes your weiners shrink.

• 1:13:00Speaker 01

  Well. Well, let's, let's see. So it's, it's, it's the miracle drug known to curb appetite, stimulate weight loss, and even help kick unhealthy addictions like smoking. Uh, but some men have claimed that taking GLP-1 injections, more commonly known by brand names, including Ozempic and Wegovy, have brought on another surprising and welcomed side effect. Online, the phenomenon has been dubbed Ozempic penis. Frank, a 36-year-old man from New Mexico, whose name has been changed to protect his privacy, uh, weighed 286 pounds when he began taking the weight loss medication two years ago. His doctor had prescribed the medication to help treat his diabetes and hyperthyroidism. His starter dosage of Ozempic, a popular, uh...

• 1:13:47Speaker 01

  Injection, uh, used to treat type-

• 1:13:49Andy Frisella?

  Semaglutide.

• 1:13:50Speaker 01

  There we go. You said it. I ain't gotta say it. You said it. Um, used to treat type 2, uh, diabetes came with, uh, its unusual reported, uh, side effects, such as reduced hunger, improved energy, and the occasional acid reflux. Uh, six months into his weight loss journey, however, Frank began noticing a surprising physical difference in his body, one that no one had warned him about. He was once again waking up with morning wood, something he lost back in 2020 due to complications with his diabetes, he told the Daily Mail. And not only was Frank once again waking up in a state of arousal, but his penis appeared to have grown by an inch. Uh, Frank whipped out his iPhone and used it as a makeshift ruler.

• 1:14:35Speaker 01

  Classic, right? Who hasn't done that? You know what I'm saying? Who ain't done that? Uh, the last time, quote, "The last time I measured myself, I used my phone, uh, which was an iPhone 7 Plus," he told the Daily Mail. "I was about 5.8 inches." Uh, this time, with his larger iPhone 15 Pro Max, his member appeared to have lengthened to match the device, which is around 6.3 inches. People didn't seem to believe me.

• 1:15:10Andy Frisella?

  Is this the time where I talk?

• 1:15:14Andy Frisella?

  Alright, listen, you fat fuck.

• 1:15:17Andy Frisella?

  The reason you think your penis got better is because you were so fucking fat that you couldn't fucking see the motherfucker. Okay? So, this isn't Ozempic, this is you just not being as fat. Every dude knows this. This is why dudes trim their pubes. It adds an inch by cutting the fucking hair short.

• 1:15:38Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:15:39Andy Frisella?

  Okay? Yeah. And when you lose weight, it's an optical illusion. Your, your fucking pubic area, you were so fucking fat- that the area around your dick was fat.

• 1:15:51Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:15:52Andy Frisella?

  And that's what the magic is. This is not Ozempic, this is you not being unhealthy. And you waking up with a hard fucking boner is you being less close to death.

• 1:16:10Andy Frisella?

  Oh my god, I grew an inch. I lost eighty pounds, but my dick grew an inch.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  No, you just see it now.

• 1:16:16Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 1:16:20Andy Frisella?

  Bro, that's real shit. That's real shit.

• 1:16:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:24Andy Frisella?

  So, yeah, it doesn't, and by the way, what is this propaganda from the pharmaceutical company? Oh, take Ozempic and it makes your, your fucking dick get bigger. No. Losing weight makes your dick appear to be bigger.

• 1:16:37Speaker 01

  It's always been the same size.

• 1:16:38Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 1:16:40Speaker 03

  Somebody on the chat said, blood stopped going to the stomach to digest food and went somewhere else finally.

• 1:16:46Andy Frisella?

  That's fucking right. That's right, bro. That's right.

• 1:16:52Andy Frisella?

  Getting blood flow, getting blood flow to his dick for the first time in thirty-five years.

• 1:17:00Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, yeah, you also, yes, you also do lose muscle mass with Ozempic if you don't keep your protein intake high. Or, you know, you're not using testosterone if you're a man. That's true. There is a lot of other benefits allegedly to it, though. But I, but it's hard to know because we fucking get lied to about all this shit.

• 1:17:19Speaker 01

  There's been risks to it, yeah.

• 1:17:20Andy Frisella?

  So, like dude, I don't, you know, whatever, man. The only way I just slam mine in a car door to make it bigger. Took the old Conor McGregor method.

• 1:17:30Speaker 01

  Bro, y'all gotta be stopped, man. Y'all do it.

• 1:17:35Andy Frisella?

  Bro, listen, what's this guy's name? Frank?

• 1:17:38Speaker 01

  Allegedly.

• 1:17:39Andy Frisella?

  Frank.

• 1:17:41Andy Frisella?

  You fat fuck.

• 1:17:42Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:17:45Speaker 01

  Okay, wait, can we critique the iPhone measurement tool? I've never, well, you have the smaller iPhone, right?

• 1:17:53Andy Frisella?

  Motherfucker, I'm Italian, bitch.

• 1:17:59Speaker 03

  Bad jokes. They can't stop.

• 1:18:01Speaker 01

  That's not what I meant, man. I wasn't even going there, bro.

• 1:18:03Speaker 03

  Somebody in the chat said-

• 1:18:04Andy Frisella?

  You ever seen the size of my arms and the size of my legs?

• 1:18:09Andy Frisella?

  Those are, that's your protruding members. There's something to be said about that.

• 1:18:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:14Andy Frisella?

  Just saying.

• 1:18:19Andy Frisella?

  Anyway. That was a little gay.

• 1:18:25Andy Frisella?

  Anyway. Yeah. Frank, congratulations on not being a fat turd and actually being a functional male. That's good. Good job, buddy. Yeah, thumbs up for that. If you lose another 50 pounds, because I'm sure you're still fat, you're gonna even get a bigger dick. It's gonna get bigger. Yeah.

• 1:18:44Andy Frisella?

  Look at this fucking guy in the picture, holding it out with like, what's that, 12? Is that centimeters though?

• 1:18:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's centimeters.

• 1:18:50Andy Frisella?

  12 centimeters? 12 centigrade.

• 1:18:57Speaker 03

  Must be European.

• 1:18:58Andy Frisella?

  I want to say this. Uh huh. You know, if people actually knew how. I don't actually even think there's like ugly people. Mm hmm. I think there's fat people. Hmm. Okay, because if you took most people who are way overweight and got them to a healthy weight, they actually end up looking pretty good. Almost everybody. Almost everybody. And like dude, people don't realize the quality of life difference there is between being extremely overweight and being in shape. It's a completely different experience. People look at you different, they treat you different, you feel different, your body works different. Apparently your dick gets bigger. Listen, everything's different and better.

• 1:19:41Andy Frisella?

  And these people who argue that fact are delusional. You're delusional, dude. I've been fat. I've been morbidly obese. Like I, when I was 350, dude, I was a fat fuck. Okay, like 120 years ago, I would have been the fattest man on the planet at 350. Yeah. I would have been in the fucking circus. Okay, so I know what it's like to be like that. I know what it's like to have to wear the same clothes over and over and over again, because none of your shit fits. I know what it's like to not go to weddings because you can't get your suit to fit. I know what it's like to not want to go to barbecues and pool parties because you're fucking embarrassed of how you look. I know what it's like, I know what it's like.

• 1:20:23Andy Frisella?

  And people who claim like, oh dude, I'm happy with, you're lying. No you're not. You're fucking lying. Or you, you lack the perspective completely of what it could be like. It's more unacceptable socially.

• 1:20:40Andy Frisella?

  To be a criminal or to be fat than it is to be a criminal or to be like literally almost anything else.

• 1:20:48Andy Frisella?

  And I didn't make the rules. It's just reality.

• 1:20:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, man.

• 1:20:52Andy Frisella?

  And it's funny how they, how they shove it down our throats in the propaganda. Like notice what they make the average man look like on a television show or on a, like I'm talking about a sitcom show, not a, not a like army show or military show, right?

• 1:21:08Speaker 01

  Just a basic.

• 1:21:09Andy Frisella?

  An average dude.

• 1:21:09Speaker 01

  Regular commercials.

• 1:21:10Andy Frisella?

  They make the average dude look like a fat, lazy turd. And they do that so that other men will be like, well, see, this is what you're supposed to look like at, at 40. Motherfucker, I'm 40, I'm 40 fucking six. Okay. Like I'm fucking yoked. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm in better shape than I was at 25. There's no, there's nothing that can't keep getting better. I'm convinced of it. And I think this whole thing of like,

• 1:21:41Andy Frisella?

  you know, I'm a, I'm this age and I can't, bro, I know 70 year old dudes that are fucking shredded. I think you could continue to get better. I think the whole thing is a complete fucking lie so that people will give up, be unhealthy and become a, a customer of the medical system.

• 1:21:57Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's real, man. Last little check in with the chat.

• 1:22:05Speaker 01

  Back in my trailer park, the lower your stomach hangs, the prettier the crackhead you find.

• 1:22:10Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 1:22:14Andy Frisella?

  It's funny because like all the people who, who, who advocate for fat acceptance, then eventually they end up losing a bunch of weight. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:22:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, Lizzo.

• 1:22:24Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Yeah. And then what? Oh, so you were lying the whole time?

• 1:22:28Speaker 01

  Right. So you wasn't really happy?

• 1:22:29Andy Frisella?

  We know.

• 1:22:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:22:31Andy Frisella?

  It's not, dude, listen.

• 1:22:34Andy Frisella?

  Not only that dude, like those people that are that big, they fucking smell bad. That you don't ever meet a big person like that that has a, that doesn't smell bad. They smell dirty. They got shit going on in their body that's not healthy. I'm not be, I'm not saying it to be mean. I'm saying it to be, you're not, you're not accepted socially. It's fucking gross. I'm sorry. You're fat phobic. Yes, I fucking am. Cause I used to be fat. I know what the fuck it's about.

• 1:23:00Speaker 01

  I am scared of it.

• 1:23:00Andy Frisella?

  I spent most of my life being a fat fuck. Okay. I know, I, I'd rather die than go back to being fucking fat. That's real shit because it's that big of a difference. Oh, that's superficial. No, it's not. It's quality of life, man.

• 1:23:15Speaker 01

  It's real shit, man. Well, thumbs up to this guy. Thumbs up to Frank.

• 1:23:18Andy Frisella?

  That's why I'm so passionate about the fucking program, bro.

• 1:23:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:22Andy Frisella?

  The live.

• 1:23:22Speaker 01

  Getting your shit together.

• 1:23:23Andy Frisella?

  Yes, because it fucking fixes the underlying problem of adherence. Of it, your ability to adhere is what costs you or gets you everything in your life. If you set, if you set out to get in shape and you can follow the plan, you're going to be in shape. If you set out to get wealthy and you could follow that plan, you're going to be wealthy. It removes the, the biggest roadblock, probably the only roadblock in any of our lives to build anything real, which is our own ability to adhere to a plan. And we got all these fucking idiots on the internet thinking it's a fitness program. It's, it has, it has very little to do with fitness, to be honest, other than, you know, it's a byproduct of making the right decisions. You know?

• 1:24:02Speaker 01

  That's real, man. Well, thumbs up to Frank.

• 1:24:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Yeah, Frank. Keep going. You'll gain another inch. You know?

• 1:24:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Thumbs up to Frank, man.

• 1:24:13Andy Frisella?

  I don't know. I'll be telling people you got a five inch fucking.

• 1:24:17Speaker 01

  He might be, he might be a shower. So, and if that's the case, not, I mean.

• 1:24:21Andy Frisella?

  Nobody measures their dick when it's soft, bro.

• 1:24:24Speaker 01

  Damn, you're right. So why would he, he's putting that out there.

• 1:24:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. Cause I got an iPhone 20.

• 1:24:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:30Speaker 01

  Oh, no, based off my measurements. It's a 20 max, max plus, pro.

• 1:24:35Andy Frisella?

  You know what they say about people that brag about their big dicks?

• 1:24:39Andy Frisella?

  They drive uh They got little dicks. They drive nice cars? No. I I get I get, listen, bro, I drive a line green car when my dick feels just too big to handle. It's a responsibility. That's what it is. Mm-hmm. Counterbalances the way. Yeah, bro, like, you don't, you don't know what it's like to walk around with like that, like, that's a lot of pressure. Yeah, I get it. You know, sometimes I like to drive like an orange car or a green car just so it shrinks a little bit. Hmm, that makes sense. Yeah.

• 1:25:06Andy Frisella?

  Alright, well, guys. Andy, chat. Yeah. That's all I got, man. Yeah, tell all your friends come to chat next time. We're gonna move into a live show, so within the next, what, couple of weeks? Sure. Is that, isn't that the plan? No, it's very realistic. Is that the plan? Madat, you're the one that knows what the fuck's going on. Yes. Come over here and tell him the fucking plan. Put him on the video too. Yeah, just come right here. Come to my camera. He loves for everybody to see him. Yes, we'll be doing a live show. Good. Live on YouTube. Good. In the morning, uh, we're still trying to figure out the time and everything. Ebony and Ivory goes together in purple.

• 1:25:45Andy Frisella?

  You guys gonna make out? I didn't hear anything you said.

• 1:25:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, just just sit right here. Hey, what about, uh, what about Madat being ranked in the world of jujitsu? No. He's one of the top jujiturs. Jujiturs. Basically, here's the reality, he'll beat your ass. Mm-hmm. Ain't that right? That's right. Alright. That's right, man. And then he'll smile while he's doing it, too. You ever seen him do his fucking matches and he's in there smiling and shit? Madat's a badass. Oh, he spelled your name right. There's no question. Hey, Andy, I'm curious what your opinion about XRP. If you don't want to answer, that's fine, I was just curious. What's XRP? Yeah, I build companies, man. Oh, that's crypto stuff? I'm a company builder. I'm not an investment. I can invest in companies, but I'm not a crypto expert, so to speak.

• 1:26:35Andy Frisella?

  I don't understand enough about it yet to tell people what to do or not to do. That's the mature take. It's the truth. I'm good at what I'm good at. I'm not one of these people that pretends to be good at fucking everything. I can tell you what I am really good at is I'm good at seeing shit before it fucking happens. That's what I get paid all my money for. I don't do anything else, but. You know.

• 1:26:56Speaker 01

  Iceberg.

• 1:26:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, clearly I can't know what the fuck's going on in the world because I'm retarded.

• 1:27:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. No, man, that's real, man. Well, guys, it's been great, man.

• 1:27:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:04Speaker 01

  It's been fun. It's been real, been real fun.

• 1:27:07Andy Frisella?

  It's been real fun.

• 1:27:08Speaker 01

  Real fun.

• 1:27:08Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 1:27:09Speaker 01

  Yeah. All right. Well, that's all I got.

• 1:27:11Andy Frisella?

  All right. Don't forget, if you got a little weener, lose some weight. Trim it down. Gain an inch or two.

• 1:27:19Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:27:20Andy Frisella?

  With that being said, don't be a hoe. Share the show.