Dax Flame Challenges Bobby’s IQ

Bobby faces one of his most confusing guests yet as Dax Flame brings pure sincerity to the room. Khalyla tests everyone’s fifth-grade knowledge while Jamie and Dax form an unexpected connection that leaves Bobby completely shook. And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BELLY at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. If you want to see less carts being abandoned, it's time for you to head over to Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at www.shopify.com/tigerbelly https://www.shopify.com/tigerbelly Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/p06g4a8g #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Mars.

• 2:17Speaker 02

  This redemption, okay.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Mars.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  What is the largest?

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Mars.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  Take your time.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Saturn.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  Take your time.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Saturn, Saturn.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  Okay, what is the largest planet in our solar system?

• 2:27Speaker 03

  It's in the...

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Saturn.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Bobby, we said take your time.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  I said Mars originally.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  Take your time.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  Jupiter.

• 2:36Speaker 04

  Let's see if it's right, cuz it is.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  This is the most stressful part. Y'all, what's up? I'm gonna be on tour, specifically Portland, Oregon, Spirit Mountain Casino, November 8th, 2025. One show, 7pm. I'm also gonna be at Reno, Nevada, at the Grand Sierra Resort at 8pm, December 6th, 2025. December 6th, come check it out, y'all.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  What's a good thing to invest right now?

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 3:38Speaker 03

  Besides shampoo and conditioner? What's another thing that's...

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're an investor now?

• 3:43Speaker 04

  Like, based on...

• 3:44Speaker 03

  Well, based on, like, the way the economy is moving and, like, the government shutdown, what's a good thing? Like, would you invest into Topo Chico?

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  No. For you chicklets. I think chicklets...

• 3:56Speaker 04

  Chicklet gum?

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think for you chicklets, man.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  Oh, open water?

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  You must know somebody.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  You don't know anybody that... You don't know the chicklet people?

• 4:07Speaker 03

  Chico people? I know Topo Chico.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 4:10Speaker 03

  I know Topo Chico.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  You know the people that run that?

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Invest in that, then, that's a pretty good one.

• 4:14Speaker 03

  Would you invest? It says, the ax, it says it's 3% juice, what's the 97%?

• 4:20Speaker 04

  Water. This has been stumping Jaime for the last 20 minutes.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:26Speaker 03

  What's...

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  It's probably water.

• 4:27Speaker 04

  Is it water?

• 4:28Speaker 03

  It says robot jizz.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Robot jizz?

• 4:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz the machine's... Well you.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Man, you should be an engineer.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  Robot gist?

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  No, it's okay.

• 4:47Speaker 03

  You know, I was watching the History Channel. And they were doing a segment on Titanic.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Tell us, because I don't know anything about it, and I, you know what? I get all my education from you. So tell me about the Titanic.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  It's the only real life event movie that's like, uh, has a romantic story to it.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Are you sure?

• 5:08Speaker 05

  That doesn't seem, that doesn't seem.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  That doesn't seem right to me.

• 5:12Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't think so.

• 5:13Speaker 03

  What, what?

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm sure there was some tragedies, there was some love.

• 5:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, but.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  People, love lost.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  People, because of the freaking James Cameron, he, it's a love story. So like, people love that story, so they want to experience that story. Like Jack and Rose.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  You ever see fucking Pearl Harbor?

• 5:31Speaker 03

  There's a romance?

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, the movie, there was.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  Who is it? Sandra Bullock?

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  No, but Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler, or somebody, there was a love story there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:40Speaker 05

  Because maybe Titanic was the first one to do it.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, but he's saying that's the only.

• 5:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't think it's the only.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm sure somebody in Pearl Harbor, when they were attacked, no one went, "God damn it, I'm gonna die, I wish I was in love."

• 5:54Speaker 03

  You know?

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  "Oh my god, I should have met somebody."

• 5:59Speaker 03

  What about that big?

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Anyone in fucking Hiroshima, Nagasaki, right?

• 6:04Speaker 03

  Oh man.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  I love you.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Somebody said that.

• 6:09Speaker 05

  No?

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Sicko, I love you.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no love.

• 6:15Speaker 05

  Say it in English. But maybe, I don't know.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  They wouldn't have said it in English?

• 6:19Speaker 05

  That is true.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm translating for the audience.

• 6:22Speaker 05

  Unless they're.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  That's what it really said. They said.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  What about that big balloon, the blimp? Heisenberg or something?

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Heisenberg, yeah.

• 6:32Speaker 03

  Or Hemmyberg.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  My agent.

• 6:35Speaker 00

  Jonathan Heisenberg.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Jonathan Heisenberg.

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Good ear.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, I wasn't there, but I'm just making assumptions. Is this what we're being quoted? Good, thank God.

• 6:47Speaker 00

  Hey Dax, you want headphones? Dax, you want headphones right there?

• 6:50Speaker 05

  Oh, is it okay if I don't wear?

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  You don't have to, you don't have to, you can hear. Yeah, why, what happens when you wear them?

• 6:55Speaker 05

  Oh, okay. Then I start to hear my voice and then I can't concentrate.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Interesting.

• 7:01Speaker 05

  It makes me self-conscious.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  It does?

• 7:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, maybe I'll try it.

• 7:05Speaker 05

  Does that feel better to you?

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it kind of feels better.

• 7:07Speaker 05

  Cool.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna try one without it.

• 7:10Speaker 05

  Okay, awesome.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I have to wear it.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't talk. I couldn't talk. Oh, my God.

• 7:18Speaker 05

  Try it with it first.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, try, yeah, try, you try it with it.

• 7:21Speaker 05

  Hello. Let's see.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Are you self-conscious?

• 7:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't like it.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Will you try it for like a minute?

• 7:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  I just realized a talent that you have.

• 7:31Speaker 05

  What is it?

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  You have a cute hearing.

• 7:35Speaker 05

  But then didn't you say, no, I don't? I do not know stuff again.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I did.

• 7:42Speaker 05

  But I do have tinnitus.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:43Speaker 05

  Is it okay, I might take them off now, I don't like it.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  If I was a director, I would make Titanic a rom-com. Starting Matthew McConaughey and Sandra Bullock.

• 7:58Speaker 05

  And just make it more lighthearted kind of thing?

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, like this.

• 8:00Speaker 00

  Lighthearted?

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  You want to lighten it up a bit, it is pretty dark.

• 8:04Speaker 05

  You could cut the ending.

• 8:05Speaker 03

  It was dark.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  Back then.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Give me the dialogue at the end of the movie where.

• 8:10Speaker 03

  All right, all right, all right.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, but let me just, can I give you the situation? Can I give you the situation?

• 8:16Speaker 03

  This summer.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, don't do the trailer.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  Matthew McConaughey.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Let's try to get the ending.

• 8:21Speaker 03

  And Sandra Bullock. And Titanic.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  What would Matthew McConaughey say, he's in the ocean? He's floating on that little debris. Right? And he's about to die. No, well, she's floating on it, right?

• 8:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, she's.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  He's clinging on or something?

• 8:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then what does he say right before he dies?

• 8:39Speaker 03

  All right, all right, all right. This water is cold. The thing about Lincoln is.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Write this down, write this down, write this down. All right, all right. This is right. Oh, this is it. All right, all right, all right.

• 8:55Speaker 03

  The thing about Lincoln's.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, Abraham Lincoln?

• 8:59Speaker 03

  No, man, the Lincoln's, you know.

• 9:01Speaker 05

  Of a car.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  The, the, the car Lincoln?

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:04Speaker 05

  Cars exist at this point?

• 9:06Speaker 03

  Hmm, yeah, but like, the foot one.

• 9:09Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  They had a foot car. Okay, good.

• 9:11Speaker 05

  Flintstones?

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  That's all right, all right. This thing about Lincoln.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Man, this water's cold.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  This water's cold.

• 9:16Speaker 03

  Nothing compares, nothing to the Atlantic.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what is she saying here?

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Sandra Bullock?

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Sandra Bullock, yeah.

• 9:25Speaker 03

  What, what does she act like? She's a good actress, but what does she sound like?

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  She's doing a character, it doesn't even matter.

• 9:32Speaker 03

  Matthew.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't, also, can I just say something as a director? I'd be like, hey, Matthew, I know you do the all right, all right, all right thing. Yeah, yeah, you know, I mean, personally, that's your character, but can we not do it in the movie?

• 9:44Speaker 03

  Oh, all right.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're directing it. Go ahead. What would you say?

• 9:47Speaker 03

  I'd be like, that's the thing about these British girls, they get.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  That's what you said as a director?

• 9:53Speaker 05

  Talk like Matthew McConaughey.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right, Matthew. Thing about these British girls.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  The more tea they drink, the teer they get.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  McConaughey would be like, what the fuck? It's cold in this water? Can we get the scene done? What the fuck are you talking about?

• 10:10Speaker 03

  I started this movie Dazed and Confused and I just, my career just took off from there.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, let's move on, because it's like.

• 10:17Speaker 05

  So then is Matthew, or no? Was Matthew saying that back to the director?

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:21Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:22Speaker 03

  They just pay me this money and they.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Let's, we're not gonna do that.

• 10:25Speaker 03

  All right.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  No. I was. I choose Jaime. We're not doing that.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  I'm doing Matthew McConaughey. He's a good actor. He's overseen.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Really? I've never overseen Matthew McConaughey. Have you ever overseen Matthew McConaughey?

• 10:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 10:40Speaker 05

  He'll be once every three years.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Interstellar was an incredible fucking.

• 10:45Speaker 03

  It was incredible.

• 10:46Speaker 05

  Have you seen Ghost of Girlfriends Past?

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I haven't seen Ghost of, what's that?

• 10:50Speaker 05

  Uh, Matthew McConaughey.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  Really? You like that one?

• 10:53Speaker 05

  Uh, not specifically, but I watched it a week or two ago.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. What's that movie about?

• 11:00Speaker 05

  Um, he's just a ladies' man and he has to travel back in time to, um.

• 11:09Speaker 05

  Figure out how to get Jennifer Garner.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 11:13Speaker 05

  So different from Interstellar.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  A little different.

• 11:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, totally. It's crazy that he's the same guy who's in Interstellar.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  Well, I think he's like in his life, he's a douchebag. And like past, it's like Christmas of past.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:27Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 11:28Speaker 03

  And the girlfriend. Yeah, like teach him a lesson like, hey, money is not all that and sex is not all that. You need to roll love from Jennifer Garner.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if I can do this combination.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  I just realized I don't know if I can do it.

• 11:46Speaker 05

  What's what's going on in your head?

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what's going on.

• 11:49Speaker 03

  Straight to DVD.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't straight to DVD. I bet it did.

• 11:53Speaker 03

  You watched it in theaters?

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  You watched this?

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  IMAX.

• 11:59Speaker 05

  Seventy millimeter.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Seventy millimeter IMAX. You know the one with the fucking?

• 12:03Speaker 05

  The forty X?

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  The forty X.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  He's making love.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Um, my favorite Matthew got tiptoes.

• 12:11Speaker 05

  I haven't seen that.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  I haven't seen that.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Google tiptoes. Is that what it is?

• 12:15Speaker 05

  I think so.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:16Speaker 03

  I like that one.

• 12:17Speaker 05

  Why do you have a keyboard here?

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Because I play the piano and we'll do it, you know, when Khalyla gets here. What do you think?

• 12:22Speaker 05

  Cool.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  I saw.

• 12:24Speaker 03

  Tiptoes?

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Tiptoes?

• 12:26Speaker 03

  I have not.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:27Speaker 05

  Oh, I've heard of it and Gary Oldman plays a little person.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Say the real word. Say the real world. I don't word. I don't like it.

• 12:36Speaker 05

  And do people not like if you do that, though?

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 12:40Speaker 05

  Like, will they? Oh, I tried her conditioner.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  I know you did.

• 12:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:44Speaker 00

  You want to sit here?

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  No, why? Why? You want to sit? Okay, the queen's seat. Yeah.

• 12:53Speaker 02

  Sorry, sorry. Hi, George.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Thank God you're here.

• 12:57Speaker 02

  Hi, Dad.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  I have a real person I can talk to for a second.

• 13:00Speaker 05

  Uh, Kal, it was rough for a while.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  It was rough for a bit. Yeah.

• 13:03Speaker 02

  I have questions, actually.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, but can we, can we ease into it or no?

• 13:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:08Speaker 00

  Dax, you want to tell Khalyla really quick though, what is going on with you?

• 13:11Speaker 05

  Oh, yesterday I used your conditioner.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  Did you like it?

• 13:15Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  Which one did you use? The mask, the spray, or the regular conditioner?

• 13:24Speaker 05

  I don't know, just whichever one y'all gave me.

• 13:26Speaker 02

  Oh, the mask?

• 13:27Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Yeah. Does your hair feel different, the same?

• 13:33Speaker 05

  I, I don't notice it.

• 13:37Speaker 05

  I don't know, yeah. It feels good.

• 13:39Speaker 02

  Good, good.

• 13:40Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  I'll take that.

• 13:42Speaker 05

  It feel, yeah, it felt good to use and, yeah.

• 13:45Speaker 02

  Thanks, Vax, I'm glad you tried it.

• 13:47Speaker 05

  For sure.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  Anytime you need more. You know what? We've talked about that, we talked about this 10 years ago, early Tiger Belly days.

• 13:56Speaker 03

  It's a good movie?

• 13:57Speaker 02

  And I, I don't have it in me to watch it, have you?

• 14:00Speaker 05

  I know.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Let me see the trailer. All, all you need to do is see the trailer.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Is that Gary Odenman?

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's insane.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Have you seen The Time Man?

• 14:09Speaker 03

  I have not seen it.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Tiptoes, the trailer is, it's one of those movies, it's like that Kevin Spacey movie about the cats.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Nine Lives?

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Nine Lives, yeah, when you watch the trailer, you just can't believe that it's, it exists. It almost is, it seems fake. And it, it looks, seems AIE, you know? Yeah, Nine Lives is another trailer that was insane. Yeah, but anyway, um, I remember, yeah, Jennifer Garner in that too?

• 14:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:34Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh my gosh, she's in all the good ones.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  She's in everything.

• 14:37Speaker 00

  We're talking about this movie, Clow.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:40Speaker 03

  Straight to DVD.

• 14:41Speaker 02

  Oh, I, I like this one.

• 14:43Speaker 00

  It's good.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a good one.

• 14:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  I, I saw the best movie I think I've ever seen Friday night.

• 14:49Speaker 03

  A Battle After None?

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:51Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, I saw it, 70mm.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  I think it's one of the best movies I've ever seen.

• 14:56Speaker 02

  He said that about Weapons.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Very good movie. Weapons, very good movie. I like this one in a different way. This is a more complete movie. It's so original and it's so funny. Did you laugh? I mean, did you see it?

• 15:10Speaker 00

  It was a comedy. It was hilarious.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  And me, me and my date were the only ones laughing. And, and then, yeah.

• 15:17Speaker 00

  No one laughed at the boner?

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 15:19Speaker 00

  Right off the bat?

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  I know. And then, um, Santino saw it. He said the same thing in this theater. People were laughing. I was literally covering my mouth. Like, it's so good.

• 15:30Speaker 00

  Leo's funny.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Leo, I mean, Sean Penn, fucking incredible. I mean, the movie is incredible.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  Would you say it's his PTA's best?

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 15:38Speaker 02

  That's what I hear.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's his best. It's, it's different than, you know what's great about him? Is every movie is completely, it's so different. I mean, There Will Be Blood. It's so different from this movie. Phantom Thread is so different from, um.

• 15:53Speaker 00

  Boogie Nights?

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Boogie Nights or, um, Punch Drunk Love. I mean, that, that, he's such a complete director, that guy. He's a, he's a master at what he does, man. I mean, you, you watch, you, you just get jealous at the high level of art that's going on before your eyes.

• 16:09Speaker 02

  I think it's the first time I actually saw Leonardo DiCaprio do press for anything. And when I started seeing him do press, I was like, oh, he likes this movie.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:20Speaker 02

  He's proud to be a part of this. I bet you it's really good.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  It's that good. It's so good. I just, um, yeah, I'm gonna see it again. What'd you think?

• 16:28Speaker 00

  I loved it.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you wanna see it?

• 16:30Speaker 05

  I'm, I'm seeing it tonight. I saw it. It was really good.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  What are you saying?

• 16:34Speaker 00

  So quick.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  You acted as if, you acted as if you hadn't seen, you didn't even know what we were talking about.

• 16:39Speaker 05

  When you said the movie, you went.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, you should have chimed in.

• 16:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. In fact, if I hadn't asked you, did you see it? You probably wouldn't have said anything.

• 16:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Why?

• 16:51Speaker 05

  Uh, I, I don't know.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Okay. Well, give us your take.

• 16:56Speaker 05

  Um, it was great.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:59Speaker 05

  And, uh, yeah, Sean Penn was great and that new actress was great. Um.

• 17:07Speaker 05

  And yeah, that was good.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:11Speaker 05

  You, you guys covered it good.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but we want to hear your take.

• 17:16Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give, give us something that we haven't said yet. Yeah.

• 17:19Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:21Speaker 05

  Um, the car chase was really cool.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, that was, I've never seen it. Yeah, yeah, right. I haven't seen anything like that.

• 17:25Speaker 05

  That was really cool.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  The Hillsy.

• 17:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, those were, that was great.

• 17:30Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, that, that's it?

• 17:33Speaker 05

  Um.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Have you, I mean, had you seen other Paul Thomas Anderson movies before?

• 17:37Speaker 05

  Yes. Um.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  Magnolia?

• 17:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  That's Bobby's other favorite.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Magnolia's one of my favorites.

• 17:45Speaker 03

  Mine is too.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Mine is too. Mine is too. Mine is too. Mine is two?

• 17:50Speaker 05

  Mine is two.

• 17:52Speaker 03

  Mine, that is also my favorite.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, very good. Now, now, you know what? I shouldn't make fun of your speech impediment.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  You're welcome.

• 18:00Speaker 03

  But Magnolia is great.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  So good, so good.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about Magnolia.

• 18:05Speaker 02

  The last scene.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  No, you.

• 18:07Speaker 03

  The way like the all stories, all the arc stories just comes into one.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  That was clever. Very good.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  I liked that movie.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  The very last scene of that movie.

• 18:15Speaker 02

  With a song?

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Makes me cry.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  I, I wish I could reveal it. It's so subtle.

• 18:22Speaker 03

  It's old. Pretty sure you can spoil it.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I saw Licorice Pizza. Pretty good.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  That was really good.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, pretty good.

• 18:29Speaker 02

  Punch Drunk Love was actually one of my, is my favorite Adam Sandler movie ever.

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Great. Anyway, um.

• 18:35Speaker 03

  Valentine?

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  What do you think of, um, did you see the Springsteen, um, trailer?

• 18:41Speaker 05

  Um, yes.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Are you gonna watch that?

• 18:43Speaker 05

  Uh, not, I, I'm not specifically interested in seeing it, yeah. But maybe if someone's going, then I'll go.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, you don't like musical biopics?

• 18:51Speaker 05

  Um, I, it didn't look that interesting to me.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. What you saying that is very interesting to me because you know what? I was watching it. I, it, I want it to be so good. But it didn't seem, you know what it is? I didn't see the time period in the trailer. Do you understand what I'm saying?

• 19:13Speaker 02

  Who plays him?

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  The guy in the bear.

• 19:15Speaker 00

  Jeremy White?

• 19:16Speaker 02

  Oh, Jeremy Allen White.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and here's my only thing. It doesn't seem like whatever the early eighties or whatever it might, you know what I mean? Maybe it's the filter they use, like it's too.

• 19:28Speaker 00

  The cinematography is clean.

• 19:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  It's too clean looking. It doesn't look, you know.

• 19:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, it looks digital.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Like it looks digital is what I'm saying, yeah.

• 19:35Speaker 02

  But you loved A Complete Unknown.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  That looked the time period.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  Very good.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, did you see it?

• 19:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I told you. I called you right after.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  I told you to see Weapons. You didn't see Weapons.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, because the, it's a dark thing about kids and I don't, I'm not ready for that.

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  There's no one-year-old. You have a one-year-old.

• 19:54Speaker 02

  I don't have kids.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Running through the street.

• 20:00Speaker 02

  My mind is not right.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  That's, we should do that.

• 20:02Speaker 00

  A one-year-old?

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  A prequel of that.

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  That'd be funny, right?

• 20:31Bobby Lee?

  Guys, enter the room dick first. That's what I do. Bluetooth isn't just a tablet. It's a cheat code for your crotch, baby. Stronger, harder, longer lasting. Like someone gave your downstairs a pep talk and a gym membership. You know what Jaime do? When you get to my age, dude, sometimes your papa doesn't work. He doesn't like to, he likes to sleep in.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  What do you do?

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  I go, hey, baby, eat some food. And when I say food, I mean Bluetooth. And once I take the Bluetooth, forty-five minutes later, boom, bang, bang, boom, bang, bang, bang, bang.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  Bang, bang, the whole shebang.

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Exactly, dude. Um, guys, this isn't just a performance. It's not about performance. It's about legacy. Or your third legacy, baby. What's up, dude?

• 21:11Speaker 00

  Okay. Yeah, guys, give her group chat something to talk about. You know when you lay it down, they're talking about how it gets up. Am I right, Khalyla?

• 21:19Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, we don't like coke dick, whiskey dick, limp dick, all of that, all of that stuff.

• 21:24Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 21:25Speaker 02

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• 21:27Speaker 00

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• 22:01Bobby Lee?

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• 22:16Speaker 02

  Long time.

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  We use Shopify. We love it. We want reliable businesses, a business foundation.

• 22:22Speaker 02

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• 22:32Speaker 03

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• 22:45Speaker 02

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• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  If you're ready to sell, you're ready for Shopify.

• 22:56Speaker 00

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• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Do you see weapons?

• 23:15Speaker 05

  No.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You know what it is?

• 23:17Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, a horror movie with some kids running around like that.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do you, you don't like horror?

• 23:24Speaker 05

  Uh, no.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  What are your favorite movies?

• 23:27Speaker 05

  Um, hmm.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  That's flame, everybody. That's. Woo!

• 23:37Speaker 00

  Speech.

• 23:39Speaker 03

  Entourage.

• 23:41Speaker 00

  Thanks for having me. I feel very welcome.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  You ever seen the movie The Conjuring?

• 23:46Speaker 00

  No.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  He just said horror movies. He said he doesn't fucking watch horror movies.

• 23:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't.

• 23:52Speaker 03

  Don't watch the last one.

• 23:53Speaker 00

  What?

• 23:54Speaker 03

  The Conjuring, the last one?

• 23:55Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  Nick, you didn't see any Conjuring, man?

• 23:57Speaker 03

  Well, let me tell you about The Conjuring.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 24:00Speaker 03

  Do you ever go to movie theaters? You go to movie theaters and do you have people around you talk? Like have full on conversations? I that's, I hate that. And I choose who I go to the movies with now. Because some people don't know how to shut up.

• 24:15Speaker 00

  Your friend was talking to you?

• 24:16Speaker 03

  No, the people behind me.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  Did you say anything?

• 24:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, I told him, hey, you grown ass, um, you grown ass man, can you shut up? Cause he was having a full blown.

• 24:27Speaker 00

  He said shut up?

• 24:28Speaker 03

  I said, shut up. Like, can I be quiet?

• 24:30Speaker 02

  What did he say?

• 24:31Speaker 03

  He just, he just mugged me.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  He mugged you?

• 24:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. Not like, hey, mugged you.

• 24:37Speaker 00

  Give me your wallet.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  He got robbed right after. That's bad.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Hey, bro, give me the fuck. Yeah, alright.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  But he kept kicking my, uh, date's chair.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  I'm like, I can't do anything about this.

• 24:50Speaker 00

  You know what Bob and Clara did one time?

• 24:52Speaker 03

  What?

• 24:53Speaker 00

  They just chased the dude down after the movie.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Well, no, we got, we got yelled at first. We didn't draw first blood.

• 24:59Speaker 00

  That's true.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  You were the high man in the scenario.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  We were high man.

• 25:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, she was you.

• 25:04Speaker 02

  Well, no, no, no. We were the people in the back.

• 25:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:07Speaker 00

  The muggers.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't really get, like, uh, when I was watching One Battle of the Internets, I was sitting there and there were feet here.

• 25:15Speaker 00

  Oh, dude.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Right? Some guy had just propped their feet up like that right in my face. And it was annoying at first. I was like, and I kinda turned around like, but then I'm like, let it go.

• 25:25Speaker 00

  You do a full one a little bit so they see it?

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. I had to lock eyes that it was Bobby Lee doing it, but, um, but they didn't know who I was, so it was like, um,

• 25:33Speaker 00

  Who's this Asian?

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  They kept it there. I think he even moved it even further to my face, but, um, I did do a, like this, and then at first I was mad, but I'm like, let it go. It's fine.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  There's something that pisses me off more. It's, uh, I have a friend of mine who I used to go to the, uh, movies with, but not anymore. She would periodically check her phone, maybe every fifteen minutes. And the glare of the phone would take me out of, even if I saw it in my periphery, just annoying as shit.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  That makes me mad too, yeah.

• 26:01Speaker 03

  What person's foot was in? Like, what color? What?

• 26:05Speaker 02

  You asking for a race?

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, guess the race. This is fun.

• 26:08Speaker 03

  A white guy.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Who would you guess the race?

• 26:11Speaker 05

  A white guy.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  No, okay.

• 26:16Speaker 00

  What a safe answer from everyone.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you tuned out and you didn't even know what we're asking.

• 26:21Speaker 05

  No, no, I know.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  What was it?

• 26:23Speaker 05

  Uh, who put their foot up?

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, very good, yeah. What about you?

• 26:27Speaker 02

  I guess white.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  It is white.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:29Speaker 02

  It's always the audacity of.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  The audacity of white. Yeah, I mean, white people have the audacity to do extra things.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:38Speaker 00

  I'll say some serious, okay, loud talking.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 26:41Speaker 00

  Who would be that? Who, what race would that be?

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is a fun game.

• 26:44Speaker 03

  Mexicans.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  This is a real fun, yeah. Let's go Mexicans.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  I'm a different.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  I know what you're trying to do, and you're not gonna trick me, dude.

• 26:52Speaker 00

  Filipinos, loud.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Would you say, Jaime, Mexicans?

• 26:55Speaker 03

  Filipinos.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Filipinos.

• 26:56Speaker 02

  No, I'm, in my experience, it's, it's still white.

• 27:00Speaker 00

  White?

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  White?

• 27:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:01Speaker 00

  Never.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow. What do you think?

• 27:04Speaker 05

  White guy.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  Especially when they're trying to be clever, because I used to go to the ArcLight a lot, right?

• 27:15Speaker 00

  Oh, good joke.

• 27:16Speaker 02

  And it was always that some fucking cinephile behind us who's trying to do like the one liner, trying to be funny and be clever behind, that's the loud white guy behind.

• 27:24Speaker 00

  At ArcLight, yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  You know what I mean, right?

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  All right, now, I'm gonna, now let's go into specifically what they say, okay? I guess who would have. Nah, nah, nah!

• 27:32Speaker 05

  White guy.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  White guy? What do you think? Nah, nah, nah, Pookie! Nah, nah, nah, Pookie! Who, who is it?

• 27:40Speaker 05

  Um, you.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's me. It's me, yeah. What do you think?

• 27:44Speaker 03

  An old Mexican lady.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  An old Mexican, yeah, yeah. White guy?

• 27:48Speaker 02

  The old Filipino.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, this is fun. Yeah, how about somebody that like us, um, that there's so much excitement in the movie, they stand up, you know what I mean?

• 28:01Speaker 00

  Raising, raising the roof?

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  They raise the roof.

• 28:08Speaker 00

  I don't think I've seen anyone do this.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Me either.

• 28:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, y'all.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's. What's another thing people do in movies?

• 28:17Speaker 00

  My movie during, someone was filming the entire movie on their phone.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sure, think, put it online.

• 28:22Speaker 00

  I didn't understand why they were doing that.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Put it online.

• 28:24Speaker 00

  For what?

• 28:25Speaker 03

  For what?

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Um, what do you call that? Um.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  Like pirating?

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Pi- pirating.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you. What?

• 28:31Speaker 03

  Pirating.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Pipe dreams. Whatever you said. Yeah, pirate, yeah.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Wouldn't it like, on the phone, when you record, it like, the exposure goes up and down? Right? On the phone? Or are they recording on their camcorder?

• 28:46Speaker 00

  No, it's an iPhone.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, so with iPhones, the cameras, the exposure just goes up and down whenever you move it.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  You're right.

• 28:53Speaker 03

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  You feel me, dog?

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I do feel you, dude.

• 28:58Speaker 03

  Dog?

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you say dog?

• 29:01Speaker 03

  Uh, trying to do thing, you know, bring some stuff back from the old times, you know?

• 29:06Speaker 02

  Dax, did you have fun at Bobby's birthday party?

• 29:09Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, that was fun.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  Did you get to bowl?

• 29:11Speaker 05

  Um, I think I threw one, or two, yeah, a couple.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  How long did you stay for? I felt you were the fir- you there the, you left the first, you were the first one to leave.

• 29:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't usually stay at parties too long. Yeah, yeah.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  You get, because we talked about it outside, you said that you're not good at parties.

• 29:29Speaker 05

  Yes, yeah, I don't, I'm not the best in party settings.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  And then you, you said to me, what'd you say about me?

• 29:34Speaker 05

  That you seem really good in.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  But I'm not.

• 29:36Speaker 05

  But you seem like really outgoing, and like, I said it, um, like at, like, when I saw you at the co- comedy store.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:43Speaker 05

  Like, you're like, really, a lot of energy, and like, outgoing seeming.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because at the comedy store, um, I- I'm so comfortable there, it seems like home.

• 29:53Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Right? But I don't know if I was like that dur- during my birthday party.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, you were. You did three speeches.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I did? Yeah.

• 30:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Good speeches, no?

• 30:04Speaker 02

  Great speeches.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you film those speeches, Alex?

• 30:07Speaker 00

  They're filmed, we'll post them.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:09Speaker 00

  But I did, I did catch him. I was, there was like, I was like, man, everyone's like lively, everyone's partying, I'm like, where the fuck is Bobby? So me and Cindy walk out to get something at our car. He's just behind a wall, smoking.

• 30:19Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 30:19Speaker 00

  By himself.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I had to take a break.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  I know why.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 30:22Speaker 02

  I know why. I won't reveal, but I know why.

• 30:26Speaker 00

  You, you didn't bowl well.

• 30:27Speaker 05

  Should we guess?

• 30:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, let's guess this.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I don't really know why.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  Oh, I know why.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why, you, you know why.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  You don't know why I know why?

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  You have to know why I know why.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  I really don't know why you don't know why.

• 30:38Speaker 00

  Dax, do you know why? Guess.

• 30:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 30:41Speaker 05

  He told me not to tell.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Really good, Dax, thank you. Do you know why?

• 30:48Speaker 03

  I think I know why.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, you know why too?

• 30:52Speaker 02

  He knows why.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  We all know why.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny that you know why, but I don't know why?

• 30:57Speaker 03

  Can I say why?

• 30:58Speaker 02

  Gilbert, tell us, do you know why?

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:00Speaker 03

  I think I know why.

• 31:00Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well then, um, let's move on from it, because I don't know why, and you're gonna tell me after the podcast why I know why.

• 31:06Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but, um, do you know why, Alex?

• 31:10Speaker 03

  I think I know why.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  Okay, go ahead, I'm.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, we're not.

• 31:13Speaker 02

  We'll cut it out if it, if it, if he's right.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, see, tell me if you know why.

• 31:18Speaker 03

  Can I say it, Dax?

• 31:19Speaker 05

  Uh, can he say it?

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  We'll try, and we'll cut it out if it's.

• 31:27Speaker 03

  I don't know, I think I know why.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, to, to say it, then.

• 31:30Speaker 03

  Uh, is it because of? Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee. Dee, dee.

• 31:36Speaker 03

  The man?

• 31:38Speaker 02

  Oh, my partner? Oh, we had different answers.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, that's not why, I love him.

• 31:43Speaker 00

  I don't think a lot of people know why.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't think I know, actually, I might be the only person, me and Gilbert might be the only people that know why.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't think he knows why either.

• 31:51Speaker 02

  He does know why.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think he does.

• 31:52Speaker 00

  I know why.

• 31:53Speaker 05

  Do you ever challenge?

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  Tell me why, why?

• 31:54Speaker 00

  I don't know why.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  You, you don't know why?

• 31:56Speaker 02

  He does know, he's.

• 31:57Speaker 00

  I do know.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's move on from the whys.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:00Speaker 05

  You could, you could challenge the commenters to like, guess, and then you could heart the one that's right.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's good, let's do that. That very, yeah.

• 32:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 32:08Speaker 05

  You get three guesses, and if you're correct, they'll give you a prize.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 32:11Speaker 00

  Jesus.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  What's the price?

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  But my speeches were manic. They weren't real speeches. You know what I mean? They weren't like thought felt speeches, I don't think.

• 32:20Speaker 05

  The last one was.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  The last one I felt like was.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the one that was talking about everyone in the room. I don't think it's pretty real.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  I love that one.

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Wait, you said something really nice about me that wasn't.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  I know that that maybe was, but like. Anyway, um, that party was, um. It was pretty good.

• 32:41Speaker 05

  It was pretty good.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Because you you realize, oh, people do love me, I guess. You know? Did you feel the love in the room or?

• 32:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  Did you eat any of the food?

• 32:53Speaker 05

  I had a piece of pizza.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 32:57Speaker 05

  Uh, Andrea Jin, she told me that, um, she said that you feel loved whenever you get roasted.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:07Speaker 00

  Did you have a roast?

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Did you have a roast for me?

• 33:09Speaker 05

  Um, you're old.

• 33:14Speaker 05

  Going on the birthday theme.

• 33:16Speaker 00

  Like it?

• 33:17Speaker 05

  But that make you feel good?

• 33:22Speaker 05

  You're just, you're old.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  You're old?

• 33:25Speaker 05

  You're getting too old to, um, you shouldn't be doing podcasting anymore at your age.

• 33:36Speaker 00

  Okay, good.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Keep going.

• 33:37Speaker 05

  I.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm loving you more and more.

• 33:40Speaker 00

  He's feeling loved.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  I feel so loved.

• 33:42Speaker 05

  Um.

• 33:45Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 33:50Speaker 05

  Uh, weird laugh. You have a weird laugh.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, I like it.

• 33:55Speaker 05

  And I don't like your shirt.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  I love it, dude.

• 34:01Speaker 05

  But, um.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think my laugh is weird.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you think my laugh's weird?

• 34:06Speaker 02

  It's it's like milky, it's good to me.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a lot of people don't like it.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  The cackle.

• 34:12Speaker 05

  I actually.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  I have a cackle.

• 34:13Speaker 05

  I was just saying the first thing that came to mind because I heard you laugh.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you don't like my laugh. Yeah, I don't, there's a lot of things about you I don't like.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  Okay, okay.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  No, I love everything about you.

• 34:20Speaker 05

  Oh, wow, thanks.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're a mysterious person.

• 34:23Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't even know how you function. That's how mysterious you are.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  Did you have a crash out over the weekend?

• 34:29Speaker 05

  Oh, um, no, not really. Yeah, cuz you're referring to my videos. No, that was, um, those are like visualization type videos where I visualize a challenge and then I visualize overcoming it.

• 34:41Speaker 02

  Oh, I see.

• 34:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, so I was just staging that so that I can like overcome it, yeah.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  Okay, cool.

• 34:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  I was worried. I thought you had like a full on crash out.

• 34:50Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  It looked so real.

• 34:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, no.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  Crash outs.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  You crash out, Jaime?

• 34:57Speaker 05

  No.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  What's going on with you just now? You, you, Dax was talking. I'll tell you what happened now, okay?

• 35:05Speaker 03

  You know why?

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm, I'm, can I just say what I way observed? Dax was talking, right?

• 35:10Speaker 03

  I was listening to him.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  No, you weren't.

• 35:12Speaker 03

  Yes, I was.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  So you were listening to Dax. I'm so sorry, Dax.

• 35:14Speaker 03

  Dax.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Jaime did this, right? Then he looks at me, then he does a little smirk, and then you put your eyes up like you were thinking of something? And the next thing of your mouth was, crash outs.

• 35:26Speaker 03

  It's cuz.

• 35:28Speaker 03

  Do you ever feel like you hear things and you just like repeat them out loud?

• 35:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:34Speaker 03

  Like, it's not for you, but you still repeat it out loud.

• 35:37Speaker 02

  And you forget that like people just heard what you said?

• 35:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do that all the time.

• 35:41Speaker 03

  Uh, that happened, a tragic happened to me like then.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  Are you embarrassed when it happens?

• 35:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz I was like outside this patio in Houston and I put my headphones on. And then the first video on TikTok pumped up was this lady that she was like, I'm so sad. I, I didn't get no dick this weekend. And that's the first thing that comes out of my mouth.

• 36:03Speaker 02

  You repeated it?

• 36:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then some guy was smoking and he turned around. He's like, what the fuck? I was like, no, no, no, no, TikTok.

• 36:14Speaker 03

  I didn't mean to say it. I didn't get no dick.

• 36:17Speaker 05

  But you said that out loud.

• 36:18Speaker 03

  I did say out loud cuz it just.

• 36:19Speaker 05

  Cuz your headphones were still on?

• 36:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, and the video was playing.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  A lady really said that, like, I'm so sad I didn't get any dick this weekend? Khalyla, can I ask you about ladies?

• 36:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Um, do women do get sad if they don't get dick on the weekends?

• 36:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, why not? I'm not, not like devastated, but like, ah, bummer. Like, I was really like.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Looking for dick.

• 36:35Speaker 02

  Looking to have sex with somebody, yeah, sure.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 36:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:40Speaker 03

  Linting.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  Cuz I. A lot of weekends, probably a million weekends. I went, I didn't get any pills this weekend.

• 36:48Speaker 02

  And you feel?

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't feel sad about it. It's just the way my life is.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  I feel like that's the way for everybody. Are there people out there who just like consistently score in that department? Man or woman who are just like, they go out. I think, yes, women, yes, because it's like we can yell out of the window.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  I know men, yes.

• 37:05Speaker 00

  Yes, men.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  Like consistently. They can pick up the phone and someone will come over.

• 37:10Speaker 00

  That's what Ghosts of Girlfriends Pass is about.

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 37:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 37:17Speaker 00

  It is, right?

• 37:17Speaker 05

  It is.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, explain, because I never saw it.

• 37:20Speaker 05

  And then the lesson is that that's not as fulfilling as being in love.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Do you think that's true?

• 37:25Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Really? You don't know if that's true?

• 37:28Speaker 05

  I've been in love, but I haven't experienced being like a ladies.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Who's that?

• 37:34Speaker 05

  That's my fake wife. Lily.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Lily?

• 37:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is she Asian?

• 37:42Speaker 05

  She is.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  What kind?

• 37:43Speaker 05

  I'm not sure.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  What do they call that?

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you're not sure?

• 37:47Speaker 05

  I never asked.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  What's her last name?

• 37:49Speaker 05

  Yin. Chinese.

• 37:51Speaker 00

  Chinese.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Chinese.

• 37:52Speaker 02

  Okay. Is that what they call the Oxford study?

• 37:56Speaker 05

  Um, that is, I do see that on TikTok comments of, um. Yeah, I think it's like a white guy with an Asian woman is what they, sometimes the comments say that.

• 38:06Speaker 02

  Oxford, yeah.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  I want that to happen for you. She's so pretty.

• 38:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, she, she's very pretty and a really good actress and, uh, and she has someone she's seeing, but she's just acting in these videos.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but do you get?

• 38:24Speaker 00

  Explain this.

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, explain this.

• 38:26Speaker 05

  This?

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  She's pretending that you guys are pregnant?

• 38:29Speaker 05

  So I said to people for two weeks, I'm gonna live my dream life. Uh, and so I, then I like, I like had a fake marriage and a fake bachelor party and a fake pregnancy announcement and stuff.

• 38:41Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 38:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was why I went to Vegas. That was just a TikTok trend we were doing.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. When were you in Vegas?

• 38:51Speaker 05

  Three weeks ago, I think.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't, I can't see you in Vegas. I may see it now, right? But I can't see you. Yeah, I see it now, but I, I see that, I feel like you go to bed at like 11.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, I go to bed around midnight.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  In Vegas.

• 39:05Speaker 05

  Oh, in Vegas? No. Uh, we got there at midnight and then filmed till 4 a.m. And then left the next morning because they are on a tight schedule. So we drove there at, got there at midnight. I was fake throwing up. I didn't actually throw up.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then, did you, you didn't, you got a hotel room?

• 39:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  But you all shared one?

• 39:22Speaker 05

  No, no. Um, I felt like that would be weird to offer the actors, you have to stay with me. So I-

• 39:28Speaker 00

  Oh, these are actor friends.

• 39:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, so I got a hotel room for myself, then I got a hotel room for Daniel, and then Jacob is from Vegas.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow. And then, um, but you only stayed there for four or five hours?

• 39:39Speaker 05

  Um, yeah, yeah. We were only actively doing stuff for four hours, then, um-

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  No sleepy?

• 39:46Speaker 05

  Well, I, I only slept a couple hours because it's hard to get to sleep. Um, and then drove back the next morning.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  What a trip. You don't, you don't get twisted drunk, huh?

• 39:59Speaker 05

  No.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Ever?

• 40:00Speaker 02

  Do you drink at all?

• 40:01Speaker 05

  Uh, like there, I had like half of a drink.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  What does a half a drink do to you?

• 40:07Speaker 05

  Not very much.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But you've never been drunk?

• 40:10Speaker 05

  Yes, I have. Yeah.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time?

• 40:14Speaker 00

  Project X, right?

• 40:15Speaker 05

  Oh, I didn't drink at all during Project X because I was 18. But the only time I was blackout drunk was when I went to Russia. Um, because then, uh, they, they, the people who flew me out there were just giving me a ton of free drinks. And I, I was just accepting it to be polite. And then, um, then I, I was just blackout drunk for maybe four or five minutes. Uh, because I remember we were walking on the sidewalk and then I couldn't remember anything until I realized I was like spilling my hot tea onto this girl beside me. And I was, and then, yeah.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  And then what happened?

• 40:46Speaker 05

  Uh, and then I was like, oh, sorry. So I think I did the next day or in the nighttime or something. And then they just helped me get back to my hotel.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow. I would love to see that.

• 40:58Speaker 05

  But yeah, that's the only time I've been.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  Do you smoke weed?

• 41:01Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  You don't do anything?

• 41:03Speaker 05

  Uh, no. Well, I'll, I'll drink like a drink every once in a while.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  Is it because of the Lord?

• 41:08Speaker 05

  No, no, I'm not like religious or-

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 41:12Speaker 05

  And what about y'all?

• 41:15Speaker 00

  Bobby's an AA.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, here's the thing. You know what? It's so funny because you got uncomfortable there because we were asking, it was about you. But guess what, guy? You're not a sidekick today. You're the main guest.

• 41:34Speaker 05

  Thanks for having me.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:35Speaker 05

  I feel really happy to be here.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you don't ask the questions, guy.

• 41:38Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:39Speaker 03

  What's your morning like?

• 41:41Speaker 05

  Uh, I usually stay in bed for an hour or two looking at my phone or my laptop and I go on dress.com.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  Bed rotting.

• 41:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:49Speaker 05

  And then, but I try, I, I spent a week where I tried to not do that, where I made myself jog every morning. Uh, so that was a couple of weeks ago, but now I'm back to.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 42:00Speaker 05

  That. So I do that and then I have a smoothie and then I start my day.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you call, let me ask you something. Do you call your mom?

• 42:09Speaker 05

  I should call more.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  Where'd she live?

• 42:12Speaker 05

  Texas.

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 42:13Speaker 02

  How often do you talk to her?

• 42:15Speaker 05

  Every couple of weeks and sometimes like once a month.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you gotta, you gotta up that bud.

• 42:21Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask if your parents are still together or no, is that too?

• 42:25Speaker 05

  My dad passed away, but, but they were, yeah.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they were what, separated?

• 42:32Speaker 05

  Together.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they were together?

• 42:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, let's move on.

• 42:35Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you're uncomfortable.

• 42:36Speaker 05

  Uh, no.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah.

• 42:38Speaker 05

  You want me to roast you?

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, roast me a little bit.

• 42:42Speaker 05

  Uh, I hate your questions.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't, you don't like talking about your personal life ever?

• 42:50Speaker 05

  Some things, yeah.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, and you live alone, right?

• 42:55Speaker 05

  Yes, I've lived in my apartment for 10 years.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow, on the east, east side of town.

• 43:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, in Los Feliz.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a great neighborhood.

• 43:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:05Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you do things alone a lot?

• 43:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, I love to spend, spend a lot of time alone.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  You know, you're like a Ronin.

• 43:12Speaker 05

  Who's that?

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  My neighbor.

• 43:15Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  Japanese neighbor.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know what a Ronin is?

• 43:19Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  It's a, uh, it's a samurai that has no master.

• 43:23Speaker 02

  Isn't there a movie called Ronin?

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's not, the, Ronins existed before that. Yeah, that's what you are.

• 43:29Speaker 05

  I like that, that's kinda cool.

• 43:31Speaker 03

  That's you.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a, um...

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Which movie is it? Yohimbo. It's a curse all movie. The opening scene is him just wandering on a dirt path by himself, scratching his back. That's how I view myself.

• 43:48Speaker 02

  You can't scratch your back.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I.

• 43:51Speaker 05

  You can't?

• 43:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  You're right, I can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can go like up to the back. That's why I have back scratches.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  He has back scratches.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Like white people, like guys like you do, you're very lucky. Cause you probably scratch.

• 44:01Speaker 05

  Of my back.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 44:02Speaker 05

  I could reach most of my.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Me, me too, yeah.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  I can't reach.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  Can you scratch your back?

• 44:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But not the middle of the back.

• 44:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't. I can't. I don't know what it is. Is it because I'm not nimble?

• 44:14Speaker 02

  I think you just have short arms.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  I have T-Rex arms. Yeah, yeah. But I always, I have all kinds of back scratches I have to use. Yeah. Yeah, it's unfortunate.

• 44:25Speaker 05

  Does your back get itchy a ton?

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

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• 45:16Speaker 02

  We hate scammers.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  We don't like it.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  We hate being scammed.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  It's scary out there. You guys, your security deserves to be a priority and Cash App treats it that way. Hyman, who are you sending money to on Cash App?

• 45:27Speaker 03

  To my girl.

• 45:29Speaker 02

  That's so cute.

• 45:30Speaker 03

  For coffee.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  I mean, when you are sending somebody, you know what I mean? You want to know that it's getting to them safely, right?

• 45:35Speaker 02

  It's getting to the right person.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  The right person.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  You're not being scammed.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you want the most reliable one, and we think that Cash App is.

• 45:42Speaker 03

  It is.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  The safest one.

• 45:43Speaker 02

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• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 45:48Speaker 00

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• 46:22Speaker 03

  Does your back itchy a ton?

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's a personal question. I, can you cut that out? Because I don't want to, I don't want that out there.

• 46:29Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  No, um.

• 46:33Speaker 03

  But why do back itches?

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's, let's, let's absorb that question. Why do back itches?

• 46:41Speaker 03

  Why do they itch?

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude. You know, um, I went to the Wii Spa last night.

• 46:47Speaker 03

  The Wii Spa?

• 46:50Speaker 02

  Have you been, Hyman?

• 46:51Speaker 03

  I have not.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  And I, you know, if you look at my, in my, um, car now, I have a bag for Wii Spa. And I have one of those long Asian, uh, what do you call it?

• 47:01Speaker 02

  The towels, the scrubber?

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, scrubber. Right, so I have my own.

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  I just took a shot of Xympic.

• 47:11Speaker 03

  Okay. But the rope?

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  No, but you know, wait, thank you for asking.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  But um, so I put my, I set my stuff up at the sit down washing place. And I really do my back because you know, that question, why does my back itch? I, I feel like, I, it's dirty, maybe. Do you wash your back a lot?

• 47:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it doesn't itch. Like, why does it itch?

• 47:37Speaker 02

  You never had itchy back?

• 47:39Speaker 03

  Does a baby itch?

• 47:40Speaker 05

  But why?

• 47:40Speaker 03

  You think babies know if their back itches?

• 47:42Speaker 02

  Yes, they're human.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, but.

• 47:45Speaker 05

  Are you okay Bobby?

• 47:47Speaker 03

  But like, does a baby tell you?

• 47:48Speaker 05

  Why does anything itch kind of thing? Like, where do itches come from?

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, why does it itch? I mean, you have to wash your body, but like, why? Does a baby tell you?

• 47:56Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  Do you scratch your man's back?

• 47:58Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 47:59Speaker 03

  That's a nice thing.

• 48:00Speaker 02

  Do you like that?

• 48:01Speaker 03

  I think when a woman, or just anybody in general, when they scratch your back.

• 48:06Speaker 02

  It's, yeah.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  I think it's pretty nice thing. You know, they reach places where you can't reach.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 48:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:15Speaker 03

  Like, does your fake wife itch? I mean, itch?

• 48:17Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 48:18Speaker 03

  No, she doesn't scratch your back?

• 48:19Speaker 05

  No.

• 48:20Speaker 03

  I wish I could have somebody, you know, the cold season's coming up, so.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  You got eczema in the cold weather?

• 48:26Speaker 03

  No. I just want somebody to scratch my back, you know?

• 48:29Speaker 05

  Why did y'all both say y'all have dirty backs?

• 48:31Speaker 03

  I don't have dirty backs.

• 48:33Speaker 05

  You said you have a dirty back? That's why it itches?

• 48:41Speaker 02

  You did say you have a dirty back.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Because I didn't know what to say. I'm, I'm, I'm in a fork in the road. Yeah, I, I'll be honest with you. I don't know if I, I don't, I don't know if I can do this right now.

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  I, you know, for the last 20 minutes, you know, individually, you two, let's be honest.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  I can do individually. I've never had together.

• 49:09Speaker 05

  We could take turns talking.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. I think that's what, I think that's the problem.

• 49:14Speaker 05

  I'll be quiet.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  I think that's the problem, yeah.

• 49:16Speaker 03

  I'll be quiet.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 49:17Speaker 05

  I'll be quiet for ten minutes.

• 49:18Speaker 03

  I would go first, and you?

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's like the combination, right? I just don't know what to say or do or what direction to take it because I want to tap into your world, right? But it's like I get sucked back out into reality, you know? And I'm having a real existential like crisis right here.

• 49:37Speaker 05

  It seems like you're doing a great job.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  No, I feel like Khalyla, you should take over for a little bit. Let me be an observer and maybe I'll pop back in.

• 49:44Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm here to be the co-host, are you not?

• 49:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, I am.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 49:48Speaker 02

  What, what's on, what's on your mind, guys?

• 49:53Speaker 05

  That's actually a good question.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  Okay, you know what?

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:57Speaker 02

  I'm just gonna fire away with questions, if that's okay.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's do a rapid fire question, answer thing or something, you know what I mean?

• 50:03Speaker 02

  Okay, um, when was the last time either of you cried and why?

• 50:07Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a nice question.

• 50:09Speaker 05

  For me, it's like if I watch like a touching TikTok video.

• 50:13Speaker 02

  What was the last one?

• 50:14Speaker 05

  I don't remember.

• 50:15Speaker 02

  Jaime?

• 50:16Speaker 03

  Uh, Saturday night, I think.

• 50:18Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 50:19Speaker 02

  Why?

• 50:20Speaker 03

  Saturday night.

• 50:21Speaker 02

  Why'd you cry?

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  Dax, can you not look at me? Dax, Dax, do not look at me during this.

• 50:26Speaker 05

  You're making noise.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, I, because what you said right now, I don't remember. I think that's the problem.

• 50:32Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  You do remember.

• 50:34Speaker 05

  No, I, I don't.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, just make it up.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  TikTok video, he said TikTok.

• 50:37Speaker 05

  Cute dog.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Jaime, go ahead.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Cried over a cute dog, guys.

• 50:41Speaker 03

  Sleeping alone in the bed?

• 50:43Speaker 02

  Oh, you were, damn.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  For like the hundredth time of the year.

• 50:48Speaker 05

  And you prefer to sleep with someone.

• 50:50Speaker 02

  Sorry.

• 50:51Speaker 03

  Oh, nice to have someone to crash my back.

• 50:53Speaker 02

  What's your love language?

• 50:55Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't think I have a specific one.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Um, okay, um, do you like physical touch? Do you like, um, being held and hugged?

• 51:04Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, um, yeah, I like all of them.

• 51:07Speaker 02

  Okay. Jaime?

• 51:09Speaker 03

  Uh, I think that one too.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Let's go.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Love life.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, name me one, uh, of a love language.

• 51:16Speaker 03

  Buying flowers?

• 51:17Speaker 05

  That's not.

• 51:18Speaker 02

  No, no, no. You have, it's how you feel love, it's not how you show love.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, how do you receive love?

• 51:24Speaker 02

  Like, if, what do I have to do for you to feel like Khalyla loves me?

• 51:29Speaker 05

  For a girl, love you.

• 51:30Speaker 03

  Hmm. Maybe hug.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Physical touch.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  Physical touch, okay.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Like, physical touch, that's it?

• 51:36Speaker 02

  What about?

• 51:37Speaker 03

  Physical touch.

• 51:38Speaker 02

  What about?

• 51:39Speaker 00

  What kind of touch?

• 51:40Speaker 03

  Well, like, a hug is, is physical, but physical, like.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's phys- that's physical.

• 51:45Speaker 02

  Physical touch.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  What about, uh, if someone gives you gifts? Do you feel loved, or is that, like?

• 51:51Speaker 00

  Whatever.

• 51:51Speaker 02

  Who cares?

• 51:52Speaker 03

  It's whatever for gifts, but like.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  What about if it's, Jaime, you're the, the cutest, kindest, sexiest man I've ever met?

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Does the, do you feel loved when someone says that?

• 52:04Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 52:04Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  What about you, Dax?

• 52:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  Okay. Um, next question.

• 52:10Speaker 03

  I think just spending time with them and getting to know them on an intimate level.

• 52:14Speaker 00

  Quality time.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Quality time.

• 52:15Speaker 03

  Quality time.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:16Speaker 02

  Who's your number one crush right now?

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  Let's, let's, let's do, you know, let's do an exercise.

• 52:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And we're both gonna do it, right? So let's qua- let's quality time. So what, let's, let's do a, you know, I'm your girl. What do we talk about? Jaime, how was your day?

• 52:33Speaker 03

  It was good. Um, I played pickleball.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  With who?

• 52:38Speaker 03

  Just pick up pickleball, like, with just random people.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  You just go and just play with random people you don't know?

• 52:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, just how you make friends.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I didn't know, wow, where do you go?

• 52:49Speaker 03

  Sandy Pickle.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  You go to Sandy Pickle?

• 52:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 52:52Speaker 03

  Sandy Pickle.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  What else did you do?

• 52:54Speaker 03

  Um, I went to a coffee shop for an hour and just drank coffee and wrote some stuff down.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I called you all day today, I mean, you didn't really pick up.

• 53:03Speaker 03

  I was busy.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Went in the coffee shop just by yourself?

• 53:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, my bad.

• 53:08Speaker 03

  And then coming home, getting groceries.

• 53:11Speaker 02

  You get groceries at home?

• 53:13Speaker 03

  Getting groceries.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:15Speaker 03

  You know.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  So you went to the home to get the groceries?

• 53:18Speaker 03

  I went to the grocery store to get food for the house.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what'd you get us?

• 53:22Speaker 03

  Uh, we, I'm gonna make some steak bite dinner tonight.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Steak bite dinner?

• 53:26Speaker 03

  Steak bites.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't, oh.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  Like, pre-cut?

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Well, you cut them.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm a vegetarian, what'd you get, what'd you?

• 53:33Speaker 03

  Asparagus.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I'm just gonna get asparagus for dinner?

• 53:36Speaker 03

  And mashed potatoes.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Well, say something, I mean, cause we're spending quality time, you guys, say something. Don't look, please don't look, what are you looking at? Just look at me and just, can I just ask you something, Jaime?

• 53:48Speaker 03

  Listen.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Can I, you listen, you listen.

• 53:49Speaker 03

  You're gonna come over, babe, you're gonna come over for dinner.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm over at your house now!

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  What is going on with you? And can I ask you, tell you something, Jaime?

• 53:58Speaker 03

  What?

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  I've asked you so many questions, you haven't asked me one question.

• 54:02Speaker 02

  Oh, that's huge.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's huge. It's all about you.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  About your gay.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  I'm gonna get to you.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, go ahead.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  Okay, uh, yeah, so we're gonna take a shower and watch a movie.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  Oh, that's not about her.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, what are you?

• 54:17Speaker 02

  That's about you.

• 54:18Speaker 00

  A question, we're gonna take a shower.

• 54:20Speaker 02

  Ask her about herself.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  What about you, babe?

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  What about me what?

• 54:26Speaker 03

  How was your?

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  What about me what?

• 54:27Speaker 03

  How was your day?

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I mean, I played dodgeball. Pick-up dodgeball.

• 54:33Speaker 03

  With random guys?

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with random guys.

• 54:35Speaker 00

  Sandy dodgeball.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, you went to Sandy. I mean, where did you go?

• 54:39Speaker 00

  Sandy pickle.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  You went to Sandy pickle, I went to Sandy dodgeball. Yeah, yeah, and so I, and then I went to, um, a tea store by myself for like an hour. Yeah, yeah.

• 54:48Speaker 03

  You didn't work today?

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 54:49Speaker 03

  You didn't work?

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't work today, no. I mean, I kept calling you and you were like busy. I was busy too.

• 54:55Speaker 03

  With who?

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Doing my thing. Excuse me?

• 54:57Speaker 03

  I mean, with what?

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  With what? I just said. Dodgeball and tea time.

• 55:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like, I saw your phone calls, but I was too busy.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was busy too.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  I was writing and.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I was writing too.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  I'm trying to make it out of the place, the hood.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  I was writing my manifesto.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  So I can take, so I can take you out. You know?

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  Take you, take you out with me.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  And then I went grocery store being myself.

• 55:21Speaker 03

  What'd you get for us?

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  I got steak.

• 55:24Speaker 03

  Oh, we're living together?

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  What is going on with you, Jaime? We've been living together for five years.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  Wait, so if I went to-

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  I went to the hospital, I mean, I think you're losing your mind.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  I went to the grocery store, you went to the grocery store, then we got both of everything. We got two of everything.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's, because, you know, when I called you, I was going, are you-

• 55:41Speaker 03

  You called me about the grocery.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  No, I was going, are you gonna get steak bites? I'm about to get steak bites. And that's why when you don't pick up, we get, we have two-

• 55:47Speaker 03

  I got New York strip, but I'm gonna cut them up and bite.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Me too, right here.

• 55:51Speaker 00

  Okay, cut to, uh, the couples' therapy with your therapist, uh, Dr. Dax.

• 55:57Speaker 05

  So is that how y'all's conversations usually go? No.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  Um, doctor, I don't like when you call y'all.

• 56:05Speaker 05

  Um, okay, I can change that for you.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Are you Britney Spears all of a sudden? Like, y'all?

• 56:10Speaker 05

  I don't like, I mean, uh, is that how you guys' conversation is usually?

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you think?

• 56:16Speaker 05

  It seems boring.

• 56:20Speaker 05

  Y'all need to figure out some fun things to talk about.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, can you give some examples?

• 56:28Speaker 05

  Hmm, what kind of things do y'all?

• 56:30Speaker 03

  I like movies.

• 56:31Speaker 05

  Maybe movies.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  I keep.

• 56:35Speaker 05

  Do y'all have any problems with each other y'all need help with or something or?

• 56:39Speaker 06

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• 57:16Speaker 03

  I kind of like her sister.

• 57:18Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow. I mean, what?

• 57:22Speaker 03

  What do you think about that?

• 57:23Speaker 05

  That's my other, um, co.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  There is no co. There is no co. Yeah, yeah. You commit, no, you commit to the fucking bit.

• 57:31Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  There is no, oh.

• 57:33Speaker 05

  If you.

• 57:34Speaker 02

  Hi, he's my therapist in training. He's under me. So.

• 57:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 57:38Speaker 05

  You're gonna help him out.

• 57:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:40Speaker 05

  So I admire that you were honest and said that. And how do you feel about him saying that? Right, you're the, yeah.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm absolutely.

• 57:49Speaker 05

  Wait, wait.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Mortified.

• 57:51Speaker 03

  I'm the man.

• 57:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm mortified.

• 57:54Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  That he likes my sister?

• 57:57Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  It's my paralysic sister.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  It's been five great years with you, but.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Right? She's blind, Jaime, too.

• 58:06Speaker 03

  And what else?

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  Deaf.

• 58:10Speaker 03

  What?

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to add a new element to it.

• 58:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:14Speaker 05

  Do you guys want to?

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  And she was in a fire.

• 58:17Speaker 03

  And?

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you keep making her call her a ba- ba- uh, footless bacon.

• 58:22Speaker 03

  Footless?

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:24Speaker 03

  She doesn't have a feet?

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, she's paraplegic. Yeah.

• 58:27Speaker 03

  Listen.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  And you keep calling her footless bacon, footless bacon.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  Listen, this is, this has been great five years, but I think it's time to roll on to the next relationship.

• 58:37Speaker 05

  That was rude how you phrase that, but if you want it in things, that's okay, but you should phrase it differently.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Can we go to your, the, your, um?

• 58:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, the expert.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Will you please intervene?

• 58:48Speaker 02

  Listen, I think-

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  What is going on here?

• 58:49Speaker 02

  I think he's doing a great job and I'm just here to observe. He's in training right now and I think he's doing an excellent job.

• 58:54Speaker 05

  But actually I want you to take over.

• 58:56Speaker 02

  Okay, alright, um, um, Jaime, I agree with, um, Dax. I think you're taking this very lightly and you're being rude and you're laughing at, you know,

• 59:05Speaker 03

  Your sister.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  Your partner's face.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  Um, and yeah, I'm a little bit concerned that, um, her sister is in a state where she cannot support herself and you-

• 59:15Speaker 03

  And I want to support her.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Damn, damn. Have y'all- I guess it's over then.

• 59:20Speaker 03

  It's over. Give me the key.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright, bye.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  No more ghosts of girlfriends past, am I right?

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing? A pound to the therapist for? This is insane. What is going on here? What kind of?

• 59:35Speaker 05

  Just because we've both seen the movie, but not personally, because I prefer him over you or anything.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  I, I'm just here observing.

• 59:44Speaker 05

  This is your practice, Lee.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  Oh, this is my practice. Um, I think, um, our work here is done. I'm sorry that, uh,

• 59:52Speaker 02

  I'm sorry that you guys couldn't reconcile or, you know, work through your-

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm already gone. I already left.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  And yeah.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Trying.

• 59:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:59Speaker 02

  Um, great job, Dax.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:00:01Speaker 03

  Deuces.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Fuck off. God, dude.

• 1:00:03Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Hey, what, you think you did a good job on that?

• 1:00:07Speaker 03

  Uh huh. Yeah.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  I think I can get a girlfriend, but.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  Is that your crisis right now? Is that like you're really lonely? Cause you said you cried in bed on Saturday.

• 1:00:17Speaker 03

  That was just the one night. That was just the one night. It's just like, damn, I don't have it. It's cause uh, we went out for dinner for Ralph's dinner, birthday dinner. And he had a girlfriend and then, you know, everybody had a couple. And uh, that's just me. I don't have my phone on me. It's just me with a selfie with a steak.

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  It's pretty cool.

• 1:00:36Speaker 05

  Where was the, where, where was the steak?

• 1:00:38Speaker 03

  It was in the table.

• 1:00:39Speaker 05

  Okay. I was thinking in bed.

• 1:00:44Speaker 05

  Relax Bobby, relax.

• 1:00:48Speaker 03

  It's on the dinner.

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  I thought you were in bed.

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  No, well, I, we went. We went out and, and I went home by myself.

• 1:00:56Speaker 05

  Cool, cool.

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  Those are selfies with the tea and stuff, the steak.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I got through that one. That was good.

• 1:01:06Speaker 05

  Are you crying?

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  Were you crying?

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm not crying.

• 1:01:08Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I wonder what, when's the last time I cried? Can we ask him?

• 1:01:13Speaker 03

  When's the last time you cried?

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the other day when um,

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  Remy was upstairs.

• 1:01:21Speaker 02

  We both cried.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we all cried. It's sort of Jules. And I said, asked, um, I told Jules, because we had had a discussion, because the vet, vet said that maybe we should think about, because he's so old, he's blind and deaf. And he's a sweet.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck dude?

• 1:01:42Speaker 05

  Uh, why are you, I didn't laugh.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Did you make the noise?

• 1:01:43Speaker 05

  No, that wasn't me.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Who made the noise?

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  Hyman.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:01:47Speaker 03

  It wasn't me.

• 1:01:47Speaker 05

  Maybe because of the parallel to the fake sister you were into.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  This is serious.

• 1:01:51Speaker 05

  Was that, was that a cat?

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  No, a dog.

• 1:01:54Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck?

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Who, why'd you make that noise?

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  I didn't make a noise.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, this is my own. Okay, let me finish.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  Hyman made a little bit of a.

• 1:02:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. I sneezed.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  And he goes, he goes.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  I didn't do that.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, I heard it. I heard it.

• 1:02:12Speaker 03

  Wait, who's, dog?

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:13Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, I, and I was revealing this to Jules for the first time. I said, maybe we have one last Christmas with Remy. And she goes, what do you mean? I go, oh, we had a discussion, maybe, you know, I mean, we'll have one more Christmas.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  She goes, "You're lying." And then we called you, and then we talked about it through a speakerphone. And then she realized that I wasn't lying. And then she burst into tears, and then I burst into tears, and we all burst into tears.

• 1:02:41Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Um. We had a good cry.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  We had a good cry over it. Um. I've said this many times before, I've never had a pet death. And, um, it's, it's gonna be heavy, even with... Because Remy came later in our life.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Remy had already lived a life, and during the fires, Remy, he was at the, um...

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Not the kennel, what do you call it?

• 1:03:05Speaker 02

  He was at the shelter.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  Shelter, and, um, they were euthanizing a lot of dogs, because they were getting influx of animals, right?

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  Uh, they needed help.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  They did help.

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  Fostering, because they were getting an influx of animals.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but when that, when that happens, then what do they do? I mean, they have no choice.

• 1:03:21Speaker 02

  They don't euthanize.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, my bad. Um...

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  They just, we just opted to foster him.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  We brought in little Remy in, and we tried to give him away a couple of times, not give him away, but like...

• 1:03:30Speaker 02

  We found him a home.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Home. He would escape the home to find, trying to find us.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember that? He would leave the house. We would leave it, trying to find us, and then, um, we decided, because Remy, he just became our dog.

• 1:03:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he loved us.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  He was trying to find us, because he would never try to escape us.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  Never.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Never.

• 1:03:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  He loved us.

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Julio was the same thing. We tried to give him...

• 1:03:54Speaker 02

  We fostered for May Day, and then it was a fostered...

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  And then they would give him back, and we're like, "Yeah, we're the only ones for Julio."

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, you have animals?

• 1:04:03Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever had a pet?

• 1:04:10Speaker 05

  Uh, no.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like them?

• 1:04:13Speaker 05

  I, I do, yeah.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, why not? Because there's so many... Let me say something to you, Mr. Flame.

• 1:04:24Speaker 03

  What's your last name?

• 1:04:26Speaker 05

  Uh, Petrello.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Petrello. Petroleum.

• 1:04:32Speaker 05

  I never thought of that.

• 1:04:34Speaker 00

  What? You never thought about that?

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Uh-uh. You're Italian?

• 1:04:39Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:44Speaker 00

  Nice question.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, so, Mr. Flame, I want to say that, um, it really, um, adds elements of joy to your life. Why don't you ever want an animal? Like, if we got you a kitten, would you be able to do it?

• 1:04:59Speaker 05

  That would be cool.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:02Speaker 05

  But what if I had to leave town?

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, then you, I, I know this about you, though. You have a lot of friends.

• 1:05:11Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  And you have a lot of friends that, like, really, because I remember I was ripping on you a little bit once, online.

• 1:05:16Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:17Speaker 05

  That could be, I could roast, yeah.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and, um, then your friend Mitzi defended you.

• 1:05:22Speaker 05

  True, true.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  She was like, no, he, no, it wasn't online, it was public.

• 1:05:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, you said that I smelled bad, and she was like, no, he doesn't smell bad.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  I was kidding.

• 1:05:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was kidding.

• 1:05:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  And so, and then she vehemently, is that's right?

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  Almost there.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Vehemently, like, defended you.

• 1:05:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  I mean, she was almost like she had her knives out.

• 1:05:43Speaker 02

  Good.

• 1:05:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  And I go, oh, that's a, and, and I've seen other friends like that, that, like, really defend you.

• 1:05:49Speaker 05

  Oh, wow, so you were talking crap more other times?

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, deeply in your life. I was testing the water.

• 1:05:53Speaker 05

  Wow, okay.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's, you know, and I real, so you have friends that would come over and take care of your cat?

• 1:05:59Speaker 05

  True.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:02Speaker 05

  Maybe I would get one soon.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you will.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  You can't, you can't gift anyone animals, that's cruel.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  That's cruel?

• 1:06:10Speaker 02

  It's cruel to gift people, because that is a huge responsibility.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  That's right, I'm not gonna do that.

• 1:06:15Speaker 02

  Okay, thank God.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  You have a kitten.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  But we can try to convince him to get something, you know? How about you? You, any animals?

• 1:06:21Speaker 05

  I don't know, no.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's interesting to me.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  Interesting, yeah.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so many animals need homes.

• 1:06:27Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:28Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And they um.

• 1:06:31Speaker 03

  We can adopt some.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  That's what we're saying.

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  But you can't gift me.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna gift you anything.

• 1:06:36Speaker 03

  Cause it's like a baby, not ready.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  You're not ready.

• 1:06:39Speaker 02

  He's not ready.

• 1:06:39Speaker 03

  You're not, are you ready for a baby?

• 1:06:42Speaker 05

  Um, no.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  How old are you, Dad? Can we say that?

• 1:06:45Speaker 05

  Thirty-three.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're young. You're a young kid. Yeah, yeah. And you're in your twenties.

• 1:06:50Speaker 03

  I'm still in my twenties.

• 1:06:51Speaker 02

  But Jaime wants babies.

• 1:06:52Speaker 03

  No, I don't know.

• 1:06:53Speaker 02

  Really? I thought you said he wanted to be married with kids.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, look at me right now.

• 1:06:56Speaker 03

  No, don't do it.

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  Not right now.

• 1:06:58Speaker 03

  Not right now.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  You can do it at forty.

• 1:07:01Speaker 03

  Forty?

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, forty is a good age.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  That's a good age to do it, as a man. Alright?

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  Or a woman.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Or a woman.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  That's what, what are you doing?

• 1:07:11Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  I know it's true.

• 1:07:13Speaker 02

  No, I think that that's like my whole like mission now is telling girls like, hey, it's actually okay to wait.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  To wait.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Cause you did.

• 1:07:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  Just wait.

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  You ever go to, I went to the clinic this past week.

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  What kind?

• 1:07:26Speaker 03

  Just like a minute, not a minute clinic, but like just a clinic.

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  To check what?

• 1:07:31Speaker 03

  Just to check up.

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  Check a physical?

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:33Speaker 02

  And what did they say?

• 1:07:34Speaker 03

  Uh, they took forever. You know, whenever you go to like a, a like privately owned, there's only one doctor in his practice, like he has all these patients and he, you know, you know? You ever go to the clinic and they only have one doctor in that clinic?

• 1:07:51Speaker 05

  I haven't.

• 1:07:51Speaker 03

  Cause it's his practice.

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  I don't go often.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time you went to a doctor, Dad? What's your favorite concern for you?

• 1:07:57Speaker 05

  Quite a long time. Seven years.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why?

• 1:08:00Speaker 02

  You don't get a yearly physical?

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Get your blood work.

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  No. They told me I have a murmur. So I should get that checked. They said I should get that checked.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  You have a heart murmur?

• 1:08:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get that checked, dude.

• 1:08:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:12Speaker 05

  I'll do that.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there are medications for that, are there?

• 1:08:15Speaker 02

  You don't need to do anything. It's like a small murmur, but if it progresses, then you do.

• 1:08:20Speaker 05

  Okay, I'll go get that checked.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get that checked, dude. And when's the last time you had blood work done?

• 1:08:25Speaker 05

  I don't remember.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't smoke and you don't do anything anyway. Anything hurt?

• 1:08:30Speaker 05

  No, but I ha- I have the tinnitus and I have no sense of smell.

• 1:08:34Speaker 02

  Oh, interesting. When did that start?

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  Get that checked out.

• 1:08:37Speaker 05

  Uh, Covid got rid of my smell.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:39Speaker 05

  Tinnitus just started randomly.

• 1:08:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I have, I have tinnitus on my left ear too, but I've had it on and off for most of my life, but I have a friend who's a photographer who doesn't have a sense of smell either.

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  Because of Covid?

• 1:08:51Speaker 02

  Because of Covid, yeah. But it really fucks with her head. Does it mess with you a little bit?

• 1:08:55Speaker 05

  Uh. No, but then I don't know how I smell. So that's why that joke was really hurtful.

• 1:09:02Speaker 00

  Oh, my God.

• 1:09:04Speaker 05

  But it wasn't actually that hurtful. I was just trying to.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was really funny.

• 1:09:08Speaker 05

  Tinnitus. Someone help me come up with a joke about that.

• 1:09:17Speaker 05

  My ears are always, tinnitus is where your ears are always ringing. I wish I could.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  What happened just now?

• 1:09:23Speaker 02

  He heard the tinnitus on the wall.

• 1:09:25Speaker 05

  Like a little fan came on.

• 1:09:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 1:09:29Speaker 05

  Maybe the light.

• 1:09:30Speaker 00

  Probably a light.

• 1:09:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:32Speaker 05

  So tinnitus is where your ears are always ringing. I wish I could turn them on vibrate mode or do not disturb mode. That's a.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Are you a bright guy?

• 1:09:43Speaker 05

  I'm not that great.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  I think you're a bright guy. I think you're like a savant.

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  Oh, because you love that joke? Well, that's Trevor Wallace. He helped me come up with that.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, let me ask you some questions. I want to see if you know certain things.

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  I don't have a high IQ.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  I think you do. I think it's higher than you most.

• 1:09:58Speaker 05

  I, I don't think so. I remember they made us take a test and it wasn't good.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  Name me, name me a city in Nebraska.

• 1:10:06Speaker 05

  Omaha.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:10:09Speaker 05

  Lincoln.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Do you have, that's two.

• 1:10:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible. I couldn't do that.

• 1:10:13Speaker 05

  Thanks.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  Right. Name me a city in Louisiana.

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  New Orleans.

• 1:10:19Speaker 00

  Lafayette.

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  Great.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Not good?

• 1:10:25Speaker 05

  Name me a city.

• 1:10:26Speaker 00

  What? Wow. Two main cities.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 1:10:29Speaker 02

  Wait, let's, can we pull up?

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  A simple IQ test for Hyman Dax.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think that's good. Let me, let me, name me a city in Vietnam.

• 1:10:40Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 1:10:41Speaker 05

  Oh, I know some.

• 1:10:44Speaker 05

  Something with a C.

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  Just.

• 1:10:48Speaker 05

  What's the main? Saigon.

• 1:10:49Bobby Lee?

  Saigon. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  Ho Chi Minh.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  That's a trail.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  Ho Chi Minh Trail.

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  That's a trail.

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  But Ho Chi Minh City.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  Ho Chi Minh City is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ho Chi Minh City. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, very good. Now, Hime's turn.

• 1:11:03Speaker 00

  Wyoming.

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  Wait, no, you're not asking.

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  Say anything, you win.

• 1:11:14Speaker 03

  I think I might have tinnitus cuz I can't hear my right ear no more. I can hear it, but like I can hear a little bit.

• 1:11:20Speaker 00

  So is it ringing or just deaf?

• 1:11:22Speaker 03

  I think.

• 1:11:22Speaker 00

  Or dull?

• 1:11:24Speaker 03

  Dull, I think. Cuz I'm driving and then my passenger, you know, he might be talking and I'm like.

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  You have to turn?

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, name me three cities in Florida.

• 1:11:34Speaker 03

  The whole state.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  No, name me three ci- be real.

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  Different.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Name me three cities in, um, Florida.

• 1:11:40Speaker 03

  Cities, Miami?

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:11:42Speaker 03

  Tallahassee?

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:44Speaker 03

  Um, Orlando?

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  Very good. Very good.

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  More than just cities, come on, let's, let's ask them.

• 1:11:51Speaker 00

  These quizzes are so long, trying to find a short one.

• 1:11:53Speaker 03

  South Beach.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  I think the reason why, because I don't.

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  I know, I'm looking at your face, I was like, I think you suck.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just.

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  Okay, here, let's do, let's, let's ask you some stuff.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um.

• 1:12:02Speaker 02

  Okay, let's, name me.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go, we got it.

• 1:12:05Speaker 00

  Ten borderline hardish IQ style questions.

• 1:12:08Speaker 02

  Oh, these, how borderline?

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna answer, I'm, do I have to participate?

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna participate.

• 1:12:14Speaker 02

  I'm gonna ask the question and you guys, it's all three of you.

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:17Speaker 02

  Okay, here we go.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't wanna participate.

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  I, I need you to participate, Bobby, to participate, here we go.

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm, I'm the question.

• 1:12:23Speaker 02

  Which is? No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm the question.

• 1:12:26Speaker 02

  I need you.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever feel like you have a little extra?

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:12:32Speaker 00

  We start the question.

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  The question.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  Which is next, triangle, square, or pentagon?

• 1:12:37Speaker 03

  Hexagon.

• 1:12:38Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 1:12:39Speaker 00

  What do you think, Dad?

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  Bobby?

• 1:12:40Speaker 05

  I think I was gonna say that too.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna say that too.

• 1:12:42Speaker 03

  Hexagon.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Hexagon.

• 1:12:45Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  Correct. Okay, next one?

• 1:12:47Speaker 00

  Let's all take turns going first.

• 1:12:49Speaker 02

  Which word, which word pair has the same correlation as heart, chest? Heart equals chest. If heart equals chest, then which of the following is correct?

• 1:13:01Speaker 00

  Let's say them out loud for the.

• 1:13:02Speaker 02

  Cow, e- cow equals calf, dogs equals paw, computer equals cord, or picture equals frame?

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  Picture equals frame.

• 1:13:11Speaker 03

  Dog and paw.

• 1:13:12Speaker 00

  And what do you think, Jaime?

• 1:13:13Speaker 03

  Dog and paw.

• 1:13:14Speaker 00

  Okay, so we're gonna go.

• 1:13:15Speaker 02

  Hold on, what did you say next?

• 1:13:16Speaker 05

  That one, save us Bobby on that one.

• 1:13:18Speaker 02

  Okay. Sorry.

• 1:13:21Speaker 00

  Sorry Jaime, you got one wrong.

• 1:13:22Speaker 02

  Because why, why do you think it's the picture? Okay.

• 1:13:25Speaker 03

  Cause it's the heart and then the chest.

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  But the heart is in.

• 1:13:27Speaker 03

  Dog in the paw.

• 1:13:28Speaker 02

  No. The heart?

• 1:13:32Speaker 02

  Where does the heart live inside of?

• 1:13:34Speaker 03

  The chest.

• 1:13:34Speaker 02

  The chest, where does the?

• 1:13:36Speaker 03

  Picture in the frame.

• 1:13:37Speaker 02

  Yes, it's inside it.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Boom.

• 1:13:40Speaker 02

  Okay, if red t-shirts are.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 1:13:43Speaker 02

  If red.

• 1:13:45Speaker 02

  If red t-shirts are hand washed and most hand washed clothes are used cold water, can we conclude that all red t-shirts are washed in cold water?

• 1:13:54Speaker 00

  Yes, no, too little information.

• 1:14:00Speaker 03

  Too little information.

• 1:14:02Speaker 00

  Okay, too little information for Jaime. Dax, if red shirts are hand washed and most hand washed clothes use cold water, can we conclude that all red t-shirts are washed in cold?

• 1:14:13Speaker 02

  There's a definitive answer.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Okay. I say no.

• 1:14:18Speaker 00

  I'm gonna go with no.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:14:21Speaker 00

  It was yes.

• 1:14:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can we go to like the fifth grader one?

• 1:14:24Speaker 02

  No, that's the fifth grader.

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's go fifth grader. I mean, these are like, you know, I mean, I don't, you know.

• 1:14:29Speaker 05

  Let's do one more, let's do one more.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  An artist?

• 1:14:31Speaker 03

  Wait, the finish the sequence, sequence.

• 1:14:33Speaker 02

  Finish the sequence, go up, okay. Finish the sequence, seven, fourteen, eight, fifteen, nine, sixteen, ten, blank.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 1:14:44Speaker 03

  Seventeen.

• 1:14:48Speaker 00

  Seventeen?

• 1:14:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait, seven, fourteen. Twenty-one, twenty-one.

• 1:14:52Speaker 00

  Dax?

• 1:14:53Speaker 05

  I think it's seventeen, I think Jaime is right.

• 1:15:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's seventeen.

• 1:15:02Speaker 03

  Seventeen.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  How?

• 1:15:04Speaker 00

  Fourteen.

• 1:15:04Speaker 02

  Four, fifteen.

• 1:15:05Bobby Lee?

  I just can't do the random number.

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, I think I'm the dumb one. Oh shit.

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  The fifth grader.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm the, I'm the nothing. All right, here we go, have we done this already?

• 1:15:19Speaker 00

  I don't know, quality read it.

• 1:15:20Speaker 02

  Okay. Which is the fastest bird on foot? Is it an ostrich, an eagle, a woodpecker, a sparrow, or a dragon?

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  Ostrich. What? Ostrich.

• 1:15:31Speaker 00

  I'll just say that, cause y'all are, yeah.

• 1:15:34Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  There's gonna be a different way to do it because we're gonna repeat each other's thing.

• 1:15:39Speaker 00

  So we have to alternate, like, who, someone goes first each time?

• 1:15:42Speaker 02

  No, I think that's give them one question apiece.

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's not fair. What if I get the difficult one?

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  You're so nervous, okay?

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm so nervous.

• 1:15:51Speaker 02

  Um, who was the first person to step foot on the moon? Is it Neil Armstrong? Is it John Glenn? Alan Shepard, Edwin Buzz Aldrin, or Sally Ride?

• 1:15:59Speaker 00

  Jaime, you're first. Neil?

• 1:16:02Speaker 03

  Neil Armstrong.

• 1:16:03Speaker 00

  Alright, let's check.

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  No, no. Okay.

• 1:16:05Speaker 00

  Oh, alright. Dax, your question's next. Here we go.

• 1:16:08Speaker 02

  Dax, how many minutes are there in three hours and forty-five minutes?

• 1:16:12Bobby Lee?

  Thank God I didn't get that one.

• 1:16:14Speaker 00

  I saw your face.

• 1:16:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm not good with numbers. I get, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:19Speaker 05

  Uh, two hundred and twenty-five.

• 1:16:22Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  Please God, please God, please God, please God.

• 1:16:24Speaker 02

  That was pretty fast, too. Okay. Who was the first, Bobby, who was the first president of the United States?

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  George Washington, George Washington, George Washington, George Washington.

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  Okay, you guys are good at that.

• 1:16:34Speaker 00

  They tried to trick you with that.

• 1:16:35Speaker 02

  Okay, Jaime, your question is, name the hardest natural mineral. Is it iron, quartz, diamond, cobalt, or silver?

• 1:16:41Speaker 03

  Hardest natural mineral. Can you use that in a sentence?

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  The hardest?

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  Natural mill is blank.

• 1:16:49Speaker 00

  Quartz is really hard.

• 1:16:51Speaker 03

  But diamond is harder. Is that the same?

• 1:16:54Speaker 02

  Is that your final answer?

• 1:16:55Speaker 00

  Is diamond?

• 1:16:56Speaker 03

  Diamond? Oh, yeah, I think so.

• 1:16:58Speaker 02

  Okay. Correct.

• 1:17:00Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 1:17:01Speaker 02

  Okay, Dax, which is the largest and strongest bone in the human body? Is it the femur, ulna, andominus bone radius, or tibia?

• 1:17:09Speaker 05

  Uh, femur?

• 1:17:10Speaker 00

  Femur.

• 1:17:11Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:17:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, oh my fuck!

• 1:17:15Speaker 00

  Bobby, come on, you got this.

• 1:17:16Speaker 02

  Bobby, which planet is closest to the sun? Is it Venus, Mercury, Jupiter, Earth, or Saturn?

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Closest to the sun?

• 1:17:26Speaker 00

  Take your time, brother.

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'll take my time, alright.

• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  Take your time, and reason it out. Like, really think about this.

• 1:17:31Speaker 00

  You've seen Interstellar, you've seen Inter-

• 1:17:33Speaker 02

  Tell us why your answer is your answer.

• 1:17:36Speaker 03

  I know which one.

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do?

• 1:17:38Speaker 05

  I think so, but actually I'm not, yeah, I-

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  I think it's Venus.

• 1:17:42Speaker 02

  Okay, final answer?

• 1:17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:44Speaker 02

  Okay. Wrong. It's Mercury.

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  Let me back up for a second. Did everyone know that?

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  Yes, Bobby, yes. Mercury.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  Mercury.

• 1:17:57Speaker 02

  Mercury.

• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  Mercury.

• 1:17:58Speaker 02

  Mercury, hot, hot, hot, close to the sun.

• 1:18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I gotta end this podcast.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  This is devastating for me.

• 1:18:06Speaker 02

  Okay, Jaime, what?

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm losing against these guys.

• 1:18:14Speaker 02

  Jaime?

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  I can't, I can't. I'm gonna kill myself.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  What state?

• 1:18:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm having a fucking melon. I'm losing my mind, dude. I'm about to cry, dude.

• 1:18:23Speaker 02

  Jaime, what state is the Grand Canyon in? California, North Dakota, South Dakota, Arizona?

• 1:18:27Speaker 00

  New Mexico?

• 1:18:27Speaker 02

  New Mexico? That is incorrect, Jaime.

• 1:18:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we're on the same level now. All right.

• 1:18:33Speaker 02

  Dax, how much is the sum of the three angles of a triangle?

• 1:18:38Speaker 00

  180?

• 1:18:41Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  You are a genius.

• 1:18:44Speaker 02

  Bobby, what is the area of the square with a side of 576? Come on, Bobby, area, what's your formula?

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  This is for 5th graders?

• 1:18:52Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  You gotta be fucking kidding me, dude.

• 1:18:56Speaker 02

  You know what area is?

• 1:18:57Bobby Lee?

  What is the area of the square?

• 1:18:58Speaker 02

  What's the formula for area, Bobby?

• 1:19:00Speaker 00

  Just the blue area.

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  Is it what times what?

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  What is that square?

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  Is it 50?

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was just...

• 1:19:09Speaker 00

  You got it, it's technological.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  20 squared cm.

• 1:19:12Speaker 00

  Would you say 25?

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  No, 20.

• 1:19:14Speaker 00

  You said 25?

• 1:19:14Speaker 02

  You said 25?

• 1:19:15Bobby Lee?

  I said 20.

• 1:19:16Speaker 00

  I think you said 25.

• 1:19:18Speaker 02

  You are incorrect. Once again, you are wrong, Bobby. Jaime, what is, what is the largest South American country by area? Is it Argentina, Chile, Peru, Brazil, Mexico?

• 1:19:31Speaker 03

  South American country by the area. Brazil?

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:19:35Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 1:19:36Bobby Lee?

  Why did you get the easy one?

• 1:19:38Speaker 00

  All right, Dax?

• 1:19:40Speaker 02

  Dax, which is the smallest planet in the solar system? Is it Mercury, Jupiter, Uranus, Earth, or Neptune?

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  Mercury.

• 1:19:46Speaker 03

  Mercury.

• 1:19:48Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 1:19:49Speaker 00

  All right, Harry, redemption.

• 1:19:50Speaker 02

  Bobby?

• 1:19:51Speaker 00

  You love this slavery.

• 1:19:52Speaker 02

  Come on, you know this. Name the war that occurred between the Union and the Confederacy.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know this one. Read them off.

• 1:19:59Speaker 02

  Is it the American Revolutionary War?

• 1:20:01Bobby Lee?

  Americans, the American Civil War.

• 1:20:03Speaker 02

  All right.

• 1:20:05Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 1:20:07Bobby Lee?

  I can do history, numbers or planets, fuck it.

• 1:20:10Speaker 02

  This is a good one, Hyman.

• 1:20:12Speaker 00

  Who could do this faster?

• 1:20:12Speaker 02

  Which is a prime number? Is it eight, thirty, ninety-nine, seventeen, or sixty-three?

• 1:20:17Speaker 03

  A prime number, seventeen?

• 1:20:20Speaker 02

  George is already like, mm-hmm. Um, Dax, a heptagon is a shape with how many sides?

• 1:20:28Speaker 05

  Nine.

• 1:20:30Speaker 02

  Seven.

• 1:20:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 1:20:31Speaker 00

  I know, seven.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm still losing.

• 1:20:33Speaker 00

  You got this.

• 1:20:33Speaker 02

  That's a, yeah, okay.

• 1:20:35Speaker 00

  You know.

• 1:20:35Speaker 02

  Here we go. Bobby, in which year was American President John F. Kennedy assassinated?

• 1:20:41Bobby Lee?

  Nineteen sixty, whatever that is.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  Sixty-three.

• 1:20:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:46Speaker 02

  Oh, you.

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  Damn!

• 1:20:48Speaker 03

  That is sexist, baby.

• 1:20:50Speaker 02

  Um, okay, here, Hyman, important one.

• 1:20:54Speaker 02

  Which is the capital of Belgium? Ottawa, Paris, Buenos Aires, Bru- Brussels, or Berlin?

• 1:20:59Speaker 03

  Wait, what? What's the capital of Belgium? Um, Belgium is in...

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Another one.

• 1:21:05Speaker 03

  Berlin? Uh, Paris?

• 1:21:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:08Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 1:21:08Speaker 02

  It's Brussels.

• 1:21:08Speaker 00

  Brussels.

• 1:21:09Speaker 03

  Brussels, Brussels.

• 1:21:11Speaker 02

  Um, Dax, Emma has two yardsticks. She also has a twelve-inch ruler. She laid them end to end in a line. How many feet long is the line?

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  Seven feet. No. Oh, okay. Oh, another planet?

• 1:21:28Speaker 00

  Redemption.

• 1:21:29Speaker 02

  This is the last one. This is the last.

• 1:21:31Bobby Lee?

  Mars!

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  This redemption, okay.

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  Mars!

• 1:21:33Speaker 02

  What is the largest?

• 1:21:34Bobby Lee?

  Mars!

• 1:21:34Speaker 02

  Take your time!

• 1:21:36Bobby Lee?

  Saturn!

• 1:21:36Speaker 02

  Take your time!

• 1:21:38Bobby Lee?

  Saturn, Saturn.

• 1:21:39Speaker 02

  Okay, what is the largest planet in our solar system?

• 1:21:42Speaker 00

  It's in the...

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  Saturn.

• 1:21:44Speaker 02

  Bobby, we said, "Take your time."

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  I said Mars originally.

• 1:21:48Speaker 02

  Take your time!

• 1:21:50Bobby Lee?

  Time! Jupiter!

• 1:21:51Speaker 00

  Let's see if it's right, cuz it is!

• 1:21:58Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ!

• 1:21:59Bobby Lee?

  This is the most stressful podcast.

• 1:22:02Bobby Lee?

  This is the most stressful podcast. I don't, I don't ever want to do all those quizzes. Okay?

• 1:22:07Speaker 00

  Put your headphones for the song?

• 1:22:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Cuz we know, we heard you can sing.

• 1:22:11Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what we heard.

• 1:22:15Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:22:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:22:24Speaker 05

  Thanks for watching Tiger Belly. Thanks for having me on. Tiger Belly is really funny.

• 1:22:31Bobby Lee?

  You're not, you're... I don't know if that's considered singing. You know what I mean?

• 1:22:36Speaker 05

  Can I ask one last question?

• 1:22:39Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:22:40Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:22:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can.

• 1:22:42Speaker 05

  Did you get your nails done recently?

• 1:22:44Bobby Lee?

  I always get them done.

• 1:22:44Speaker 05

  Cool.

• 1:22:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:45Speaker 05

  I was just noticing that.

• 1:22:47Speaker 03

  Thank you, Dex, for being here. We love you.

• 1:22:56Bobby Lee?

  I make up.

• 1:22:57Speaker 03

  Thanks for being here, Dex. We truly appreciate it.

• 1:23:02Bobby Lee?

  You don't know how to sing? None of you can sing?

• 1:23:06Speaker 02

  Oh, sorry, I don't have my headphones in.

• 1:23:13Bobby Lee?

  Sing.

• 1:23:15Speaker 03

  No wizard that there was or ever is can take that away from me.

• 1:23:25Speaker 03

  I hope you're happy. Wicked.

• 1:23:33Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 1:23:38Speaker 03

  Sing, Dex.

• 1:23:38Bobby Lee?

  Dex.

• 1:23:41Speaker 05

  Tiger Belly is the number one podcast of all time. And it's so fun to be here.

• 1:23:55Bobby Lee?

  Cola?

• 1:23:55Speaker 02

  I don't have mine.

• 1:23:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, put it in. You put them in. All right?

• 1:24:00Speaker 02

  Gil, Ben, I are doing a do what? Okay, go ahead.

• 1:24:05Speaker 02

  Go right, Gil, Ben, I.

• 1:24:09Speaker 02

  Thank you, Dex.

• 1:24:13Speaker 02

  Thank you, Hyman.

• 1:24:17Speaker 02

  We hope you come back with more IQ next time. Bobby, you're dumber than we thought.

• 1:24:32Speaker 02

  But mercury is the size of your penis.

• 1:24:43Speaker 05

  So tiny.

• 1:24:44Bobby Lee?

  You want one go?

• 1:24:46Speaker 05

  Dax Flame, light in the rain, lost a little, he found his name. No fame, but he still came. Heart on fire, we all call him Dax Flame.

• 1:25:09Speaker 05

  That's my name.

• 1:25:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was singing there. That's great, dude. Want to promote anything, Taxi?

• 1:25:17Speaker 05

  Um, I'm gonna be on Bad Friends tomorrow, I think.

• 1:25:23Speaker 05

  Shows.

• 1:25:24Speaker 04

  How about Instagram, TikTok? What you got?

• 1:25:26Speaker 05

  You can follow me on, like Dax Flame, most places.

• 1:25:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:25:30Speaker 04

  YouTube, what's happening on your YouTube's?

• 1:25:32Speaker 05

  Same stuff.

• 1:25:33Bobby Lee?

  How many followers you have? 1.13, holy moly. Rise, rise, rise. Who's rising? Raise your hand. You're rising.

• 1:25:42Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:25:43Bobby Lee?

  What a beautiful moment. What a beautiful time.

• 1:25:47Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, man.

• 1:25:48Speaker 05

  Oh, and I, oh, I'll promote, I would think I'm gonna go on your podcast later. Yeah. Check that out.

• 1:25:53Speaker 04

  Fat Fish?

• 1:25:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, so two podcasts today.

• 1:25:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:56Speaker 05

  Thanks, dude.

• 1:25:57Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, give them a round of applause. What I learned so little. I learned so.