THE ULTIMATE LOYALTY TEST! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 0:58Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 239. We got Cam back in the studio. Round of applause, please.

• 1:10Peyton Hardin?

  Welcome back to the studio of the episodic rendition of You Should Know Podcast.

• 1:17Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 1:17Peyton Hardin?

  We're almost in the 240s.

• 1:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Looking like a crime scene. Can I say that? Can I just point it out immediately so the itch can stop in my brain? Someone has died here. It's getting to the, it's getting close to spooky season.

• 1:27Peyton Hardin?

  It is, no, we're in spooky season.

• 1:29Cameron Kennedy?

  We're in spooky season, it's getting close to the spooky night, to the climax of spookiness.

• 1:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, to the Halloween.

• 1:35Cameron Kennedy?

  To the, oh spooky!

• 1:37Peyton Hardin?

  Um, no, we're one episode away from the Halloween special where we will dress up. We're doing something very special next week, uh, next week's episode where Cam's picking my outfit, I'm picking Cam's, I already bought his outfit and you know it's a humiliation ritual.

• 1:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That, okay, now I have to return yours.

• 1:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you bought me something?

• 1:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I bought something very humble.

• 1:56Peyton Hardin?

  What were you, what did you buy me?

• 1:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Green Lantern.

• 1:59Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 2:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that'd be cool.

• 2:00Cameron Kennedy?

  A light-skinned Green Lantern, it would have been like, we're baked in some Jason Tatum themes.

• 2:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, it would have been real awkward.

• 2:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's going back, that's going back. I'm, I'm humiliated.

• 2:10Peyton Hardin?

  Um, I find it a little sexy.

• 2:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Is the bottom of my ass meat gonna be hanging out?

• 2:17Peyton Hardin?

  I gotta see how you wear it. I don't know, I don't know. It depends on how you decide to get to do it.

• 2:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I have to wear one of Liv's thongs?

• 2:24Peyton Hardin?

  Not Liv's, no.

• 2:28Cameron Kennedy?

  The outfit comes with a thong?

• 2:30Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, I don't want to expose it too much, but it is tight clothing. I'll put that out there, it's tight.

• 2:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you know I'm not good with tight.

• 2:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, you might even need to bring like a small cloth to hide your little moose.

• 2:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I can hide the moose, I was talking about the Cinnabon right here.

• 2:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, you can't hide that.

• 2:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no!

• 2:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that one's not getting in. That one's out for the public to see.

• 2:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, oh, I'm dressing, I'm gonna dress you like a slutty secretary.

• 2:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's hot.

• 2:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, now, oh, but you're too long. It's, I mean, there's gonna be, the amount of body hair that's gonna be visible on you, that's my new goal. How much body hair of you can I show?

• 3:04Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, Sarah got mad at me like, for that the other day, cause I shaved my tuft and like, I shaved it like, two months ago. And I don't know if I have a slight case of the alopecia.

• 3:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It never grew back?

• 3:14Peyton Hardin?

  Not, he has not come back to say hello.

• 3:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's good though!

• 3:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, I-

• 3:20Cameron Kennedy?

  The hell, no, your tuft is disgusting dude, I don't care what you say, it's [BLEEP] gross.

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  Sarah loves my tuft.

• 3:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my-

• 3:26Peyton Hardin?

  And so like, she'll like, be playing, like, she likes to just go back there and like, play with the ba, my lower, the small of my back.

• 3:32Cameron Kennedy?

  This, talking about, this while talking about back hair is diabolical.

• 3:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, she, she likes to play with it and then she'll like, go back there and there's nothing there and she'll literally look at me and disgust and be like, you're not the same.

• 3:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, okay, first off, speaking of you and Sarah, y'all just got back from a sick trip, you gotta tell me, you gotta let, you know you gotta tell me.

• 3:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, we, so me and Sarah took a little couples trip to Nashville.

• 3:53Cameron Kennedy?

  We went to Nashville.

• 3:53Peyton Hardin?

  We went to Kane Brown's Halloween party at his bar, uh, Kane Brown's on Broadway, if you wanna go visit it, it's a very fantastic place.

• 4:00Cameron Kennedy?

  How was it?

• 4:01Peyton Hardin?

  Nashville was fun, but the way to Nashville wasn't fun because my girlfriend Sarah almost left me the other day. She almost, my girlfriend almost broke up with me the other day.

• 4:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Why this, okay, off rip, before you say anything and Sarah, I hope you see this, I, I believe her. I go, I believe her and she's, she's justified. This is too much in this-

• 4:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay, honestly what I, but the reason is, the, the reason she's planning on leaving me doesn't make sense to me, because I think everybody does this.

• 4:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Planning on leaving is insane. Planning on leaving someone is insane, she's like, two more weeks, two more weeks!

• 4:39Peyton Hardin?

  Well, she has to get her bearings, right?

• 4:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 4:41Peyton Hardin?

  Just change her ID back to her old, uh, address.

• 4:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  But, okay, so we took a flight to Nashville and I like to fly with a pillow. I have a personal pillow, right? I have my favorite pillow.

• 4:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You fly with a pillow?

• 4:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I mean, that's flight 101, once you get to like, frequent flyer miles.

• 4:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, once you get to silver elite status.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gold, I'm gold now, buddy.

• 5:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You upgraded to gold?

• 5:02Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, I didn't upgrade, they upgraded me, come on now, talk to me. Um, no, so, um, me and Sarah live together, let's start back there. Me and Sarah live together and we sleep together in the same, we share a bed.

• 5:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 5:14Peyton Hardin?

  Now, she moved into my house.

• 5:16Cameron Kennedy?

  She did.

• 5:17Peyton Hardin?

  Before her, I was single, bachelor, rock star, I mean, I was sick, I mean, I was so cool. And now, I never-

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, talking about [BLEEP] drama!

• 5:31Peyton Hardin?

  In all of-

• 5:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And now?

• 5:34Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I've lived alone since college, I, I left college in 2020, right? That was about my last year of college. So it's been like, six years since I've been out of college.

• 5:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 5:44Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't changed my bedding since I left college six years ago.

• 5:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you out of your, are you out of your mind?

• 5:52Peyton Hardin?

  And now, I understand that might come off as crazy.

• 5:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it comes off as filthy, it comes off as filth, like rags, like nasty.

• 6:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but once my girlfriend moved in with me, she said, no, we're getting rid of this bedding, right?

• 6:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Good boy.

• 6:07Peyton Hardin?

  So we got new bedding, new sheets, Egyptian cons, high thread counts, I mean, we're doing the whole thing silky, it's sexy in there. But I told her, I love my pillow. I have this one pillow that I've had since high school, that I've taken to college with me and now it has come with me in my adulthood. It's like, it, it is my pillow, it's my comfort pillow, I can't sleep without this pillow. And she's disgusted about this pillow.

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Rightfully so.

• 6:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and she didn't know, she knew that, that pillow was dingy, but she didn't know that's a decade-long pillow and she's threatening to leave me because I won't get rid of this college pillow.

• 6:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, that's [BLEEP] gross.

• 6:44Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 6:44Cameron Kennedy?

  She's, it's a pillow, do you know, okay, off rip, do you know how many times you've probably gone to sleep sweaty, a little drunken night, you lay that nasty head down on that pillow? You, and God, God knows you're not washing it! God, God knows you're wa, he literally knows you're not washing that! Like, he's like, oh yeah, that's a disgusting pillow.

• 7:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, I didn't, but she does now, she'll wash the pillow.

• 7:04Cameron Kennedy?

  She needs to just throw it away. She, bro, you, why, okay, outside of it's your comfort, first off, don't buy it.

• 7:09Peyton Hardin?

  It's that, you don't have a favorite pillow?

• 7:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I've gone through pillows like, like, like beer, like, oh, today's a Corona, oh, today's a Modelo, I don't care about a pillow.

• 7:18Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 7:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I've, I've changed pillows probably for two years.

• 7:21Peyton Hardin?

  Wow.

• 7:21Cameron Kennedy?

  One cleanliness, two, I, I, my body, it gets used to either stiff or firm or, or comfy.

• 7:26Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 7:26Cameron Kennedy?

  So I need to switch it up.

• 7:27Peyton Hardin?

  That's so crazy to me, like, I have a, like, I have a certain arrangement of, maybe this is the tism talk.

• 7:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It might be.

• 7:33Peyton Hardin?

  But like, I have a certain positioning of pillows and how, like, I know how my roll-around patterns are at night, so I know this is like, my 2:00 AM pillow, this is my start-off pillow, this is my wake-up pillow, and I have them all like, laid out to where I normally rotate.

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  How many pillows do you sleep with?

• 7:48Peyton Hardin?

  How many pillows do you sleep with on a bed?

• 7:50Cameron Kennedy?

  One!

• 7:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yo!

• 7:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I sleep with one pillow, I start with two, so I can be upright while me and my wife are watching our show. When it's time to go to bed, the secondary, the upright firm pillow goes to the ground and then I am asleep on my one pillow!

• 8:07Peyton Hardin?

  Let's, oh, hold on, that is absolutely-

• 8:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No wonder you're built like a, like Quasimodo, you're in that [BLEEP] go-to-sleep like-

• 8:14Peyton Hardin?

  Don't make fun of my scoliosis.

• 8:16Cameron Kennedy?

  2:00 AM pillow, you're like that, 4:00 AM you're like this. And there's just pillows all around you.

• 8:21Peyton Hardin?

  I have, I have-

• 8:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I sleep like this.

• 8:23Peyton Hardin?

  No way you sleep with two, two, one pillow?

• 8:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I sleep with one pillow.

• 8:27Peyton Hardin?

  There's no-

• 8:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Every night of my life, I sleep with one pillow.

• 8:28Peyton Hardin?

  Ken, you don't have to do that, you're not a prisoner, that's prison work.

• 8:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not pris, that is not prison work, that's spinal health. I sleep with spinal, that, that is spinal health.

• 8:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 8:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sleeping on like, hills!

• 8:40Peyton Hardin?

  I sleep with eight pillows, two decorative ones. The two decorative ones hit the floor before we get into bed, but I have eight pillows on my bed.

• 8:48Cameron Kennedy?

  So you mean to tell me?

• 8:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's childish behavior to have less than four pillows on a bed. That's childish.

• 8:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You're saying it opposite, children used to sleep with multiple pillows!

• 8:58Peyton Hardin?

  I slept with no pillows as a kid, I didn't have a pillow.

• 9:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you're a [BLEEP], you're a rug rat, you're a rug rat! Oh my God, you follow no honor system, no code.

• 9:08Peyton Hardin?

  You were never single.

• 9:09Cameron Kennedy?

  As a kid, I had four, as a kid, I had four pillows. As a kid, as a kid, I had four pillows.

• 9:15Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 9:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Two and two, that's how you sleep as a kid.

• 9:17Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 9:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you need the comfort, you're scared of the goosey goblins and the, and the ghouls in your room.

• 9:22Peyton Hardin?

  What does that have to do with pillows?

• 9:24Cameron Kennedy?

  As a grown man, you're going to sleep and you're waking up, all it, it's a, it's a transportation system to breakfast.

• 9:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, as an adult, I have early onset sciatica, so I need the most comfort I can get.

• 9:38Peyton Hardin?

  That's what you do.

• 9:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, believe it or not, hey, okay, since, okay, Sarah loves you, she doesn't love you enough, I, I love you enough to tell you.

• 9:46Peyton Hardin?

  You are ruining your spine, how?

• 9:50Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you, okay, show me how you sleep, with six pillows and another human in the [BLEEP] bed, how, how are you sleeping?

• 9:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't stack the six pillows on top!

• 9:59Cameron Kennedy?

  If you were to sleep like this, this is Peyton, you're like this.

• 10:04Peyton Hardin?

  90 degree angle.

• 10:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you don't stack them, I'm saying-

• 10:08Peyton Hardin?

  Then they spread out, there's like, three on the head.

• 10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  There's another, okay, there's one bed.

• 10:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's a big bed.

• 10:15Cameron Kennedy?

  There's one, it's, it's, oh, it's a king, I have a king too, oh, it's a Cali king, you wanted to be a Cali king, it's a regular king.

• 10:21Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a Portland king.

• 10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a Charlotte King.

• 10:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you, King, now there's another human. Now you each have respectfully one pillow. And now let's throw two more in there. And now let's throw two more in there. And you probably get in the bed with the decoratives on, but then you get rid of those.

• 10:40Peyton Hardin?

  I kick them off.

• 10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, so you are asleep with another human and six pillows.

• 10:45Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 10:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel, I feel crammed in my bed with Liv and my pillow. You, I know you are sleeping literally like a Family Guy fall. You're asleep like this at night. And waking up talking about, I need it for my back. That's what's killing your back. That's what's killing your spine. If I stand up, I'm straight. You stand up, you're like that. And that's, and I sleep with one pillow.

• 11:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, so basically we just line the headboard with the pillows. It's almost like trench warfare. It's like, like if Korea's coming. And so it's like, you gotta, you gotta line it up, right? Like we're, we're in Afghan on our headboards.

• 11:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 11:19Peyton Hardin?

  So we can duck under it. Yes.

• 11:23Cameron Kennedy?

  So there's two pillows there?

• 11:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, from headboard to headboard, we can fit like three to four.

• 11:28Cameron Kennedy?

  So you have four pillows at the headboard?

• 11:30Peyton Hardin?

  One, two, three, four, and it's lining the whole headboard. And then I have one, like on my outside facing towards the floor, right?

• 11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 11:38Peyton Hardin?

  So in case I fall or like, that's probably like my wake up area. I'm right there like halfway leaned off, but I'm on a pillow, so I have support.

• 11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're leaned off the bed and you're still asleep, you, I mean, you need medication.

• 11:48Peyton Hardin?

  And then I have one on my back of my neck. So I'm, I'm stacked up too here so I can roll around. And that's my move, my favorite pillow. I take it and I move it around the whole night. Like this is coming with me. She's not leaving me. She's, but she's really like flat almost like she, like she has no spinal.

• 12:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Is now, is, now is the head the favorite one nasty decade old?

• 12:09Peyton Hardin?

  The move around, the transportation was my favorite.

• 12:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's even more.

• 12:12Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you and your body. I know in your single days, you would go to sleep with barbecue sauce in your chest hair.

• 12:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, sir.

• 12:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I know that you would sweat. I know that there was other bodily fluids. And you mean to tell me you're just sitting there hugging, rinsing and rolling around in this pillow? You had it for 10?

• 12:30Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, I've never woken up not sweaty. I've never woken up dry, ever in my life.

• 12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm about to throw up. And you, so for at least 10 years, at least 10, that is 3,650 days. Actually 57, cause that's, that's two leap years. 3,657 days that you've woken up sweaty, holding that pillow.

• 12:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And you mean to tell me that you think Sarah's in the wrong because she wants you to throw it away? That is the gro- I, I don't know a human being that has a grosser pillow.

• 13:02Peyton Hardin?

  I don't walk into somebody's house, I don't walk into somebody's job and tell them how to make burritos. I don't do that.

• 13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's a burrito maker.

• 13:08Peyton Hardin?

  They don't walk into my house and tell me how to sleep. Sleep is the most important thing and you have to be comfortable. That's how I'm comfortable.

• 13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, for the love of God, can you not just get a different hold and squeeze and hug and turn pillow? Why does it have to be that stained one?

• 13:20Peyton Hardin?

  I have hoarding of things. I, I, it's hard for me.

• 13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I, I am fully, I love you to death. You're my ride or die and I, I love you down. I'm a hundred percent team Sarah. I am now leaving you, I don't know, but.

• 13:34Peyton Hardin?

  She was disgusted, like she was genuinely disgusted.

• 13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You please discuss it. That's, that is gross.

• 13:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's bad.

• 13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That's gross.

• 13:40Peyton Hardin?

  And, and I, I understand, I understand that it's probably not the most ideal thing, but that's who I am. And I don't agree with people in relationships that do that. I don't agree with, you know what you signed up for.

• 13:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, okay.

• 13:54Peyton Hardin?

  You know you signed up for a creature like me. Like that comes with all kinds of quirks and might be a couple fleas.

• 14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but I agree, but you can't be just hell bent and this is me and I'm not changing. You can, if you want a very maybe long life and not so lucky in the love department. Well, I mean, you've been very lucky. You've been a lucky man.

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I even remember your name. I used to call you Jawbone.

• 14:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Lucky man.

• 14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  But they're a compromise. Compromise.

• 14:33Peyton Hardin?

  I do compromise. I shower every night. I've brushed my teeth every night. I literally have been doing that. You know Sarah's proud of me.

• 14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm starting to itch because of you.

• 14:41Peyton Hardin?

  Sarah's been more proud of me because I've been brushing every night and my teeth are getting whiter.

• 14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  They are getting whiter.

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't realize how bad my mouth was before. I mean, it was gross. How'd y'all talk to me up close?

• 14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, I'm not gonna lie. I told you over 2,000 times. And you just said, fuck you. What I, it doesn't make you. That's how it ended every time. But it's compromise. She wants you to get rid of the dirty pillow. You get rid of it. You can't just be like, you know that I was this cop and creature, Quasimodo Hunchback, son of a, and that's who I'm gonna be.

• 15:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause what if, what if Sarah had some weird thing that you didn't necessarily like? You love, it says, says a hundred percent. You love 99% of her. That one thing, it just itches your brain bad.

• 15:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I do.

• 15:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You should feel loved enough and secure enough to go up and be like, hey, I love you, but I hate that.

• 15:24Peyton Hardin?

  I bought her laser hair remover for her.

• 15:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding.

• 15:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Get rid of that pillow. If you did that, let her buy you a good pillow.

• 15:43Peyton Hardin?

  There you go. We're calling it. Yeah, okay, we'll, we'll call it even.

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  She calls, she buys you a good pillow.

• 15:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 15:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, honestly, that's the thing. If you want to change something about me, buy it for me. Like that, that will do that.

• 15:56Peyton Hardin?

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• 17:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a theory about kids that grew up like you and like your group of friends.

• 17:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what is that?

• 17:34Cameron Kennedy?

  White kids. Did y'all ever like, did you ever have a moment in your life where you're like, I, I, I want to join a gang? Like I want to try to be a gang member.

• 17:42Peyton Hardin?

  I tried to create a gang when I was younger. I made a Facebook page and everything.

• 17:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think that's okay. Quickly realized Facebook page of my gang, it doesn't really give it much cred.

• 17:52Peyton Hardin?

  What was the gang called?

• 17:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Bloody Diamonds.

• 17:54Peyton Hardin?

  I remember you talked about this. Sanji and them, right?

• 17:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. And it was, it was pretty much our, it was like your gutter gang.

• 18:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Like now you actually used gang in the title, not the smartest. They don't go, we're the Bloods gang. We're the Bloods. So we said, hmm, Bloods are cool. I like red more than blue. Bloody Diamonds. Don't know why that, literally Google searched Bloody Diamond on images, found a picture and that was our profile picture.

• 18:17Peyton Hardin?

  It's so interesting to me that, that it's like interesting for you. Like that's something you would aspire to be is like put your life at risk. Like why?

• 18:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the thing though. We had no ill, no ill will, no bad intentions. We literally created this page and we got on it to talk about when we were playing video games. Like there was no, there was not a single devious, a single nefarious tech sit.

• 18:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you couldn't.

• 18:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it was the fakest gang of all time.

• 18:41Peyton Hardin?

  I have a question for you though about gangs and stuff. I watched this movie, it's one of my favorite movies. I watched it again the other day. It's called Donnie Brasco. It's an old school movie. It's about, um, you know, have you seen it?

• 18:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, one time, but I wasn't.

• 18:53Peyton Hardin?

  Johnny Depp, Al Pacino, Johnny Depp's an undercover cop that infiltrates one of the biggest crime families.

• 18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That's about the extent of all I remember.

• 19:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's such a good movie.

• 19:03Cameron Kennedy?

  So I feel like you have this overwhelming confidence that you could like get into a character of a gang member.

• 19:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, for sure.

• 19:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, for sure. Even that response.

• 19:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, for sure.

• 19:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, 100% I could be a Blood.

• 19:15Peyton Hardin?

  For sure.

• 19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  100% I could be, I could be a Krip. 100%. Now it, now the, I think the biggest thing.

• 19:22Peyton Hardin?

  You and Krip Mac in the same room would cause like a, a natural disaster.

• 19:26Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, ah! Scream. No, me and Krip Mac would hit it off. 100%.

• 19:30Peyton Hardin?

  You think you and Krip Mac would be friends?

• 19:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I'd probably distance myself a tish, but now, now to, to go under character, that it's method acting. I have to lean into it. Okay, I gotta walk straight up to him. What up, cuz?

• 19:43Peyton Hardin?

  I said, forget about it, cuz.

• 19:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd, I'd have to, I have to lean in.

• 19:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, how long do you think you could be an undercover cop, like infiltrating a, a gang?

• 19:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh God, um.

• 19:57Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think you could fully like take down the gang before you get caught?

• 20:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I could get to about second in charge. Now, if, now if it's a, if it's a, if it's a, like a family oriented one, like.

• 20:07Peyton Hardin?

  Like Italian mob boss?

• 20:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Kingpin and like his brother's like the right hand, his son's the next in line, that might be a little harder.

• 20:14Peyton Hardin?

  It might be hard.

• 20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Now if it's just a, hey, conglomerate, that we got people of all walks of life, we're all a big gang. I'd get to about, I could get, I could at least get to board meetings. I could get to like the, like a big, like a, a big wig in the gang.

• 20:24Peyton Hardin?

  So let's take you to.

• 20:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know the proper term, but.

• 20:26Peyton Hardin?

  Let's take you to Mexico.

• 20:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 20:27Peyton Hardin?

  How long are you getting in there?

• 20:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Now Mexico's tricky. Now we have, we have an immediate, we have an immediate, uh, uh, holdup. First is being language. And second, say their first thing is like, uh, take a bump of that. I'd be like, mm, I'm a cop.

• 20:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I'd be like, mm, don't want to do that. Get on the ground! And, and I'm probably in a room one on 50, I'd probably lose.

• 20:50Peyton Hardin?

  So wait, that's.

• 20:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm probably looking down like, thanks a lot, Peyton.

• 20:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's how you would stop? Like that's where you would stop if they asked you to do some drugs or like to watch them off somebody? That's where you'd be like, ah, guys, my, I don't have the stomach for this.

• 21:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like, mm, not feeling the best today, man. Like anybody got a toilet? They go, shut up, gringo. And I go, oh, you're right. Uh, I would say I'd probably be more comfortable, I'd probably be more comfortable doing the drug than watching them off somebody.

• 21:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd probably have to, I'd be like, man, a bumpa, you know what? Wow, I never thought this day was gonna happen. Here goes nothing, stay in character. Now, oh God, they'd be so smart. They'd be so smart to get me under the influence. I'd start babbling like a.

• 21:29Peyton Hardin?

  You'd snitch on yourself.

• 21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 21:31Peyton Hardin?

  You'd be like, I joined the force.

• 21:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally, I'm sitting with a guy, I'm like, "Bro, I've been lying to you for three years, bro." "I'm from Dallas, bro." "Is it hot in here, anybody?" "Oh dude, y'all are all going down. Oh my god, two more years, you're all dead." "I'm just sitting in the room, I'm like, "I'm so good, I've infiltrated your system, I found the supplier." "Oh, y'all are so done, wait till Sarge hears about this."

• 22:03Cameron Kennedy?

  "What'd you say?" "And I just get fucked, I'm done."

• 22:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's hilarious.

• 22:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, the, oh, now, I would prefer an American gang. Now, that sounds crazy.

• 22:12Peyton Hardin?

  We drop you off in south central LA.

• 22:14Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go, I can get down. Now, I immedi-, which am I?

• 22:18Peyton Hardin?

  They would have you, it doesn't matter, Cam, stop doing that.

• 22:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, that's not even the, I don't know the real stuff, I'm just saying a B or a C. Am I a B or a C? Very important. Very important.

• 22:28Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, this is the most out of touch conversation I think we've ever had.

• 22:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone knows it comes down to the wardrobe. If I'm a B, can't be wearing, I can't be wearing blue.

• 22:36Peyton Hardin?

  I think the gang rules have changed, I don't think it's that strict anymore.

• 22:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Really? That's lame as f-

• 22:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Like, I've definitely seen Chris Brown wear blue.

• 22:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true, but he's like, he's like a, he's like a-

• 22:47Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think you know.

• 22:48Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like an ethereal, like, he's past it.

• 22:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, he's not.

• 22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  We know, no, we know his, we know what he gets down with, but he's also, how can he make his so much brief if he can't wear blue? If he was always in red, come on now, he's on stage for people, he's gotta wear blue. I'm not gonna lie, I would rock, I would do good, I would do great.

• 23:05Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think you've sounded wider.

• 23:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I would, I would rock in a gang. And I'm not gonna lie, no, I would full blown take jail, like jail mentality, I'd walk straight up to the first C.

• 23:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god, I'd have to, I'd be terrified.

• 23:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd be like, "Bro, what's up?", trying to get in. I'd steal his, and then I'd literally be like, "Yeah, this is my-"

• 23:25Peyton Hardin?

  Never had an affinity to do that, I've never really wanted to be in a gang.

• 23:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never wanted to.

• 23:30Peyton Hardin?

  I've wanted friends.

• 23:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Me, I'm like, "How can I, how can I get this gang?", you're like, "How can I talk to him?"

• 23:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's, now we understand the suburb white kid fraternity pipeline, it's like, you wanted to be in a gang, there was no options for you in the suburbs.

• 23:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 23:45Peyton Hardin?

  And then you're like, "Okay, now I'm in Purdue, and I'm gonna do the elephant walk."

• 23:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:50Peyton Hardin?

  Pay for it.

• 23:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Elephant walk.

• 23:51Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't know that's what they're doing? I don't wanna put this on Purdue, but like, a lot of fraternities, like, you hear people, like, fraternities, they do the elephant walk to get in the fraternities.

• 24:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying, I don't know what the elephant walk is, what's an elephant walk?

• 24:02Peyton Hardin?

  The elephant, okay, if we had to, if you had to guess what the elephant walk initiation for fraternities is, what do you think it is?

• 24:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, include elephant walk?

• 24:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. They're like, "All right, everybody, all you, uh, what's it called?", whenever you're trying to-

• 24:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Freshman?

• 24:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's like, the people are trying to-

• 24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Pledging, all you try to-

• 24:18Peyton Hardin?

  All you pledges, elephant walk, blindfold, I'll give you that.

• 24:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Blindfolded elephant walk, it's gotta be something, elephants are creatures with insane endurance, I believe.

• 24:29Peyton Hardin?

  What else do they have?

• 24:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Big-

• 24:35Peyton Hardin?

  Guess, come on.

• 24:35Cameron Kennedy?

  They got these dudes out here butt naked, walking around, with their trunks out. Blindfold, to where, where are they walking? How long are they walking?

• 24:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Cam, they're not walking alone, they're together.

• 24:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's elephant walk. You grabbing the trunk behind you,

• 24:55Peyton Hardin?

  and you're walking around with it.

• 24:57Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, first off, god bless the guy in front of me, cuz I'd be so scared, there ain't much trunk to grab, brother. He'd be like this, like, right up on the base. He's like, it wouldn't be, it wouldn't be too much away from the body, it'd be like this.

• 25:15Peyton Hardin?

  He'd be like, "I thought this was all male fraternity."

• 25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "How'd she get in here?"

• 25:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your mi-, you are out of your mind.

• 25:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, elephant walk.

• 25:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I wouldn't elephant, I wouldn't elephant walk to save my mother.

• 25:31Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 25:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Elephant walk.

• 25:34Peyton Hardin?

  How long do you think me and you could elephant walk? I would elephant walk the f- caddy, I'd do a marathon elephant walking with you.

• 25:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I would do it too if there was no other humans, if it was just us blindfolded holding- Sure, I can get down with that, that's a little strange to say, but I could get down with that. Is this like a publicly viewed, do they have general admission to this?

• 25:52Peyton Hardin?

  I, what do you mean? No, it's like, it's like-

• 25:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So my, where are they walking? Where are they walking?

• 25:56Peyton Hardin?

  In the basement, wherever the fraternity dudes-

• 25:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that's some Ku Klux Klan- I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, you grab 50 white dudes, all young, all eager, right? They wanna serve, and you grab them, they wanna serve Alpha Theta, they wanna serve that, they wanna serve Alpha Theta die.

• 26:15Peyton Hardin?

  Alpha Theta nude.

• 26:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, Alpha Theta nude, you elephant creep, you go, get butt naked, blindfold, walk around, and that's f- witchcraft, bro.

• 26:22Peyton Hardin?

  You pay 2,500 to get in.

• 26:25Cameron Kennedy?

  After your dad drops 40 racks, you're doing witchcraft.

• 26:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:28Cameron Kennedy?

  To then be naked with other men, blindfolded in a basement.

• 26:32Peyton Hardin?

  Which some people, that sounds like a dream situation.

• 26:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, that's your dream, I don't, we don't have the same dream.

• 26:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm just saying, like-

• 26:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That's insane.

• 26:39Peyton Hardin?

  Like, that's what you're into, that's great, like, you just hit the jackpot.

• 26:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but do it for free, don't do it for 25 grand.

• 26:45Peyton Hardin?

  Right, I mean, there's dudes that paid a lot more to get you the other way around, so it's like-

• 26:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not, okay, I knew-

• 26:50Peyton Hardin?

  But it's confirmed, I watched a TikTok, and it was like, you know those like, street interviewers dudes that like, go up to like, college kids on campuses, and like, like, at their local like, college bars, like, on campus and stuff? And it was like, a girl and a guy, and he was sitting there. And they were like, he asked something about fraternities, cuz the guy's in a fraternity. And I think the girl had just gotten broken up with from a fraternity dude, and then she like, exposed it all, she was like, "No, these fraternity dudes are whatever, they do the elephant walk." And she's like, "I put it on my soul right now, I'm putting it on whatever", and then the dude right there was like, this, and then, uh, the interviewer's like, "What's an elephant walk?", she described it, and then he asked the guy, he was like, "Y'all do that?", and he goes, "It's a part of the culture."

• 27:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, part of the culture is like, cooking ribs and like, wearing the same polo on game day, grabbing and walking blindfolded.

• 27:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not mad.

• 27:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not, you're not mad, you would elephant walk.

• 27:48Peyton Hardin?

  If everybody's consenting to elephant walk-

• 27:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You would do YSK elephant walk.

• 27:51Peyton Hardin?

  I was just about to say, we would, we would have like, the YSK Olympics, elephant walking is one of them, is one of the games.

• 27:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Disqualify me.

• 27:58Peyton Hardin?

  Obviously, with everybody consenting, like, wanting to do it, yes.

• 28:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yes, sure, yes, of course, but I'm saying-

• 28:03Peyton Hardin?

  Like, your job's not a lie, if you say no, you're not getting fired.

• 28:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so-

• 28:07Peyton Hardin?

  You're fine, I'm just-

• 28:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you rather K-Rob in front of you or behind you?

• 28:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 28:13Peyton Hardin?

  He's reffing.

• 28:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he's not, K-Rob is in the elephant walk, he's behind you or in front of you.

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  He's on leave, he's on like, maternal leave or something.

• 28:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, he's here in the place, is he behind you or in front of you? Oh my god, oh my god, this is what we're doing, draft your YSK at your elephant walk, what is your, what is your perfect elephant walk? Your perfect elephant walk, for me?

• 28:33Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna lead, cuz I want somebody feeling me.

• 28:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm in the lead, I'm in the lead, I'm either, I'm either in the lead or I'm the caboose. Cuz that way, off rip, I'm only doing one of the actions, I'm either being held, or, oh my god, does the caboose have to give a reach?

• 28:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Does the caboose have to grab haunches?

• 28:49Peyton Hardin?

  What is, no, the caboose is just getting held, and he's just free handing, yeah, he's free handing.

• 28:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm caboose.

• 28:54Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe he's blindfolded off, he's leading the pack from behind.

• 28:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be a terrible-

• 28:57Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, "Run!"

• 29:08Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, "I left my home, I left my home to join the army."

• 29:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's crazy, man, fraternities are crazy, brother.

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• 30:54Peyton Hardin?

  Now, on to the rest of this episode.

• 31:01Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of elephants.

• 31:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, really?

• 31:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, speaking of elephants, it's actually crazy we brought this up. I think elephants are the most terrifying creatures of all time.

• 31:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, they're up there, but they're not all time.

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  Elephants don't get the respect they deserve.

• 31:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I've been on the elephant train for a minute.

• 31:17Peyton Hardin?

  I was about to say, you've been on an elephant?

• 31:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh god, I would love to though. That'd be an honor, to be honest.

• 31:22Peyton Hardin?

  Elephants are scarier than any animal you could imagine. Tiger, lion.

• 31:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, shut up. You just started with the worst thing. You just started with the worst thing you could have said.

• 31:33Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think, you know how I'm scared of clouds?

• 31:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 31:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm more scared of elephants.

• 31:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, elephants are more powerful than lightning. You, first off, what?

• 31:46Peyton Hardin?

  I have elephant facts.

• 31:48Cameron Kennedy?

  More powerful than li- who says like that? More powerful than lightning?

• 31:52Peyton Hardin?

  If elephants decided to revolt right now, the world would be Elephants have more power than artificial intelligence right now.

• 32:01Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you think these elephants are? What do you think these are? They don't have little aliens inside of them?

• 32:06Peyton Hardin?

  I've never seen an elephant in person, so I never got to fully grasp the magnitude of these creatures.

• 32:10Cameron Kennedy?

  They're big.

• 32:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 32:12Cameron Kennedy?

  They're so big.

• 32:12Peyton Hardin?

  Can't say they're big. Elephants are massive. Have you ever seen a Walmart?

• 32:18Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, no, no, no, I'm gonna stop you. If you're about to look me in my eyes as another grown man and tell me that the elephants are sizes of Walmarts, I will respectfully walk off the couch. If you're gonna, no, no, okay. If you're gonna tell me, there's an elephant the size of a Walmart, I am genuinely questioning our friendship from here on out.

• 32:39Peyton Hardin?

  An elephant standing up on its back two feet, like it were to stand up like a human, it could grab the top of a Walmart.

• 32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 32:46Peyton Hardin?

  You understand it?

• 32:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, that's a big, that's a big creature.

• 32:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, that's not, that's unbelievable. Everybody go to a Walmart right now and look up, and imagine a 4,000 pound being like this over you. Are you crazy? That right there can take out 50, 100 people.

• 33:03Cameron Kennedy?

  15, first off, I think you said 50, 100.

• 33:06Peyton Hardin?

  I meant to say 15, 100 people.

• 33:07Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, no it can't. Just it standing up, it on a ra- first off, elephants, they are very dangerous. I'm not taking away, they're very smart, they're very dangerous. You get elephants on a stampede, I know you've seen Tarzan, I've known you've seen it.

• 33:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Tarzan, they rip, they rip clean through a jungle.

• 33:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 33:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Terrifying. That is scary.

• 33:24Peyton Hardin?

  An elephant standing up, Kim?

• 33:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Guess what? We don't have elephants in Frisco. Why are you more afraid of elephants than anything else?

• 33:31Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying if they decide to revolt, the elephant is going to take over everything, and they're smarter than us. Can I give you more facts? You were, imagine that, that's the first thing. An elephant is taller than a Walmart.

• 33:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it can grab a Walmart.

• 33:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's taller than a Walmart. And I said elephants are more scary than monkeys like gorillas and apes.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Which, eh.

• 33:52Peyton Hardin?

  They're more pow- do you know, an elephant's trunk, just its sn- an elephant's nose, an elephant's nose weighs as much as an adult male gorilla.

• 34:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  Their nose is as big as King Kong.

• 34:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't you dare, don't you dare that.

• 34:11Peyton Hardin?

  What is King Kong?

• 34:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You think King Kong's a regular monkey? You think King Kong's a regular ape?

• 34:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying, a gorilla.

• 34:19Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 34:19Peyton Hardin?

  So, and everybody was talking about, oh, gorillas versus black mambas, and everybody was everybody's talking about how gorillas are the scariest thing in the world. Gorillas are terrifying. An elephant has a gorilla on its nose, brother? It smells like a gorilla.

• 34:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it does, and that's fine, it's got a big nose. It's a big creature. It is a big creature, but it's only defensive. Elephants are defensive by nature. An elephant's not gonna turn around, look at you, and just want to absolutely maul you, like a gorilla would, or a tiger. The fact you said tiger.

• 34:51Peyton Hardin?

  It can. It can stomp, okay, so you're saying if the top of a Walmart fell down, like if a Walmart just fell down fully onto a tiger, what's gonna happen to that tiger?

• 35:00Cameron Kennedy?

  The tiger's gonna die.

• 35:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so if a live, moving elephant decides to go, right? And it just stomped you out, it's a Walmart stomping you out, with a gorilla attached to it. Are you nuts, brother?

• 35:13Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're, okay, that's the only thing you're saying, they can stomp you out. Do you understand? It's like, uh, move, move.

• 35:20Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, and then?

• 35:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like saying a car coming at you. If that car hits you, it's gonna be terrible. You move.

• 35:26Peyton Hardin?

  Elephants are one of the fastest creatures in the jungle.

• 35:30Peyton Hardin?

  For its size, per capita.

• 35:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, per capita for its size, per BMI amount, percentage, yeah, right.

• 35:36Peyton Hardin?

  Per capita. And imagine, and that's just a reg- that's standard elephante. That's standard elephante on a regular day. God forbid, you get an elephant that's got horns in it.

• 35:45Cameron Kennedy?

  The tusks, yeah.

• 35:46Peyton Hardin?

  Out of here, that's a hippo. It's a hippo on literal, like, on literal TRT.

• 35:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a hippo on peptide.

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:56Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a hippo elephant.

• 35:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's like Chris Momb said hippo.

• 36:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Elephants are scary, I give you that, but the problem is you're, why are you close enough to an elephant to where it can just fall on you?

• 36:07Peyton Hardin?

  Why are you close enough to a tiger?

• 36:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not.

• 36:11Peyton Hardin?

  But are you scared of tigers?

• 36:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely.

• 36:13Peyton Hardin?

  Same reason I'm scared of elephants.

• 36:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that's a fair point.

• 36:16Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 36:16Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm saying, all an elephant's gonna do is crush you. An elephant's not gonna chew you down, an elephant's going to stomp you out, it's gonna hit you with its trunk, hit you with its tusks, and it's gonna crush you.

• 36:26Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, Kim.

• 36:27Cameron Kennedy?

  A gorilla can, a gorilla can dismember you. A tiger is, a tiger's the real king of the jungle, by the way. Not a lion, tiger's the king of the jungle.

• 36:36Peyton Hardin?

  Elephant is the king of the jungle.

• 36:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Ta- bro, a ta- a tiger, who are the elephants and the gorillas afraid of in Tarzan?

• 36:44Peyton Hardin?

  Stop talking about Tarzan.

• 36:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a gra- at this point, it's documentary.

• 36:47Peyton Hardin?

  Elephants can kill 15 tigers at one time if they wanted to.

• 36:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you, what? Fairyland are you in right now?

• 36:55Peyton Hardin?

  It has a gorilla attached to its face.

• 36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a nose. It's a no, it's not an actual gorilla going, ah, ah.

• 37:04Peyton Hardin?

  So if I had a, so if I, if this weighed as much as a gorilla right now, would you be scared of it?

• 37:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 37:09Peyton Hardin?

  Would you be able to swing it as fast as you could?

• 37:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Would it be a lot longer? Yes.

• 37:13Peyton Hardin?

  If I was the size of a Walmart, where are you going? Hips?

• 37:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm running away from you.

• 37:17Peyton Hardin?

  With those hips?

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, yes.

• 37:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 37:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm confidently outrunning you and an elephant.

• 37:21Peyton Hardin?

  You're tripping.

• 37:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I would outrun an elephant, not outrun him speed wise, but outmaneuver, easily. I would outmaneuver an elephant that's so big.

• 37:27Peyton Hardin?

  Is piss poor.

• 37:28Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, do you think you could outmaneuver a car on foot?

• 37:32Peyton Hardin?

  What kind of car?

• 37:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You pick. Let's pick a big truck.

• 37:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, I can't.

• 37:36Cameron Kennedy?

  In a neighborhood, with tight turns, everything like that.

• 37:38Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 37:39Cameron Kennedy?

  As a human, small.

• 37:40Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 37:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You have no faith in yourself. I, if someone, if you were in your truck.

• 37:44Peyton Hardin?

  That's like you saying you can outrun a car, Kim, you can't outrun a car.

• 37:46Cameron Kennedy?

  See, that's why your mind's feeble, it's not outrunning it, it's outmaneuvering. If I go in a straight line, you and your cyber truck, you catch me. Elephant catches me.

• 37:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 37:55Cameron Kennedy?

  The second you take off, I immediately stop, hit a hard left. And then as soon as you go to hit left, yeah, guess what? Now I'm going right.

• 38:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm on you, I'm on you.

• 38:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Going like that, I'm taking 90s, 90s.

• 38:06Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, you can't move that fast. You can't take a right that fast.

• 38:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the car can't.

• 38:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it can.

• 38:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Elephant can't. I can, I can.

• 38:13Peyton Hardin?

  Regardless.

• 38:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop, boom. Cars can't go, cheep, cheep.

• 38:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then why whenever people take off on foot and police chases, why do they always get caught by the car?

• 38:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you talking about? The cops get out with them and chase them down on foot.

• 38:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, they, they, because the car catches them.

• 38:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, cuz that's multiple cars and they're outmaneuvering the person. I'm saying a one on one scenario.

• 38:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, brother.

• 38:36Cameron Kennedy?

  One on one scenario.

• 38:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying, elephants are the craziest creatures of all time, they're the king of the jungle.

• 38:41Cameron Kennedy?

  They are not the king of the jungle, they are crazy, but for you to think they're the king, and you said the scariest, no, timeout, timeout. What the was the lightning fact? You said they're more powerful than lightning.

• 38:54Peyton Hardin?

  Because you could, there's a higher likelihood that you could get killed by an elephant rather than lightning.

• 39:01Peyton Hardin?

  And it's more powerful. It is.

• 39:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton.

• 39:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's the same thing if a tree falls in the forest, do you hear it?

• 39:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not what it is. It's, if a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? And the answer's yes.

• 39:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's not the same.

• 39:17Cameron Kennedy?

  If a tree falls with no one there to hear it, did it make a sound, is the saying.

• 39:22Peyton Hardin?

  If a tree falls in the forest, did you hear it?

• 39:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the same. The moral dilemma to get the cogs moving is, if a tree falls and no one's there to hear it.

• 39:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's what it's, that's what I'm saying. That's the same thing, that's the saying, you're adding something.

• 39:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Comma, the question? What, what, okay, what's your moral, what's your question in yours?

• 39:46Peyton Hardin?

  What are you talking about?

• 39:47Cameron Kennedy?

  What's your?

• 39:47Peyton Hardin?

  I told you the question, if a tree falls in the forest, do you hear it?

• 39:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's as simple as, am I in the forest?

• 39:56Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 39:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Then no, you don't hear it.

• 39:58Peyton Hardin?

  Did I ask you the question on a forest face?

• 40:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Then no, you don't hear it. The dilemma is.

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's the dilemma. Did the tree fall, though?

• 40:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, the tree fell.

• 40:06Peyton Hardin?

  How do you know? You're not in the forest.

• 40:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, this is like some, this is some jerry-rigged version of the, of the real question. It's if a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, did it make a sound?

• 40:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, you just said a whole thesis statement. No one's ever said it that long.

• 40:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I said four extra words. If a tree falls and no one's there, does it make a sound?

• 40:30Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like you've changed your question three times.

• 40:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It was too long, so I shortened it, it's the same premise.

• 40:35Peyton Hardin?

  Mine's never changed. If a tree falls in the forest, did you hear it?

• 40:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Stupid. That is stu-

• 40:43Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not understanding how that's dumb. I'm not.

• 40:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, if a car crashed, did you hear it? If your mom made microwave, if your mom made microwave popcorn, did you hear it? If your brother fell out of his bed, did you hear it? You're just saying something. Like, there's no, there's no thought process.

• 40:59Peyton Hardin?

  What are you saying this is different?

• 41:01Cameron Kennedy?

  If someone dunked really hard on the basketball court, did you hear it?

• 41:03Peyton Hardin?

  Where'd you ask me?

• 41:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what, thank you! That's what I'm saying to you.

• 41:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying it.

• 41:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Peyton, you're just asking a [BLEEP] question with zero dilemma. The whole point of these is there's a dilemma. The dilemma for the real question is-

• 41:21Peyton Hardin?

  Did you hear it?

• 41:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god.

• 41:24Peyton Hardin?

  The same question's being asked.

• 41:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. Okay.

• 41:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm genuinely, I, I'm actually starting to get anxious because I'm not understanding what's going on. Okay, no, I know, trust me. I know you're not understanding. I know. That was, that was never up for debate. Okay.

• 41:40Peyton Hardin?

  If a tree falls-

• 41:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up. What is the quest- not, not the whole thing. What is, what are you trying to figure out?

• 41:45Peyton Hardin?

  Did you hear it?

• 41:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you hear it?

• 41:46Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 41:47Cameron Kennedy?

  In mine, you're trying to figure out, did it make a noise? Okay?

• 41:51Peyton Hardin?

  That's the same thing.

• 41:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. There's noises going on all outside right now. You don't hear them, so they're not the same thing.

• 41:58Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. No, I do hear them. I do hear it. If you were to ask me something that's going on right now outside, I heard it.

• 42:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, what Olivia just said at my house?

• 42:04Peyton Hardin?

  She's not right here. She's not downtown Dallas.

• 42:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the dilemma! If you were in the forest and a tree fell, you'd [BLEEP] hear it!

• 42:15Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, but did I ask you in the [BLEEP] forest? No, I'm asking you in our studio, right now.

• 42:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my [BLEEP], oh, oh my god.

• 42:24Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you explain yours, because I'm not understanding it.

• 42:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I know! The du- oh my god.

• 42:28Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying that over and over again. Just get to it.

• 42:31Cameron Kennedy?

  The dilemma is, if no one's there to hear it, is a sound still made? That's the whole point, because they're asking is-

• 42:40Peyton Hardin?

  That's a totally different question then.

• 42:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, but that's-

• 42:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the real one! Because the dilemma is, sound is only something that is interpreted. Like, if there was no humans on earth, is there still sound?

• 42:55Peyton Hardin?

  That's like believing in God, though.

• 42:57Cameron Kennedy?

  What? What are you saying?

• 43:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Now you have, you have faith in your [BLEEP] tree question? God, I love the Lord more than-

• 43:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, you made it philosophical. Mine's, mine's practical.

• 43:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the point! Peyton, that's the point! No one wants a practical question. What'd you have for lunch? Sandwich? Cool conversation over? The whole point of the question is to think.

• 43:24Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 43:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 43:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is to think.

• 43:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You, I mean, I want you to know, your last two seconds, you literally said, "No." Yes. Like, that's how confused you are. You went, "No."

• 43:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. No. The question is, if the tree fell in the forest, could you hear it? Right?

• 43:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, now, now, okay.

• 43:39Peyton Hardin?

  And now, if you're close enough to-

• 43:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 43:41Peyton Hardin?

  If you're close enough to the forest.

• 43:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm taking it.

• 43:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm far away. If a car beeps outside right now, could you hear it? Yes.

• 43:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 43:48Peyton Hardin?

  If you ask me that in home, no. That's the point of the question. It's all about, can you hear things that are near you?

• 43:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's the same thing. You're just being philosophical about it.

• 43:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That is so not the same thing. Can you hear things that are near you? Yes! Why wouldn't I be able to? You have 100% success rate with that question. Hey, can you hear this? Well, it depends what you asked me. Well, if I'm asking you and I'm doing this, I'm always gonna be next to you. Can you hear it? Yes!

• 44:20Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 44:21Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no dilemma. There's no, there's no-

• 44:23Peyton Hardin?

  There's no dilemma in yours either.

• 44:24Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no conversation. The dilemma in mine, if you listen, people are saying, "Sound is something that is interpreted by us."

• 44:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 44:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay?

• 44:34Peyton Hardin?

  By our ears.

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, if we can, like, like, to someone that is deaf, this isn't insensitive, but to someone that's deaf-

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  They can feel it.

• 44:41Cameron Kennedy?

  They can't hear anything, right?

• 44:42Peyton Hardin?

  They can feel it.

• 44:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you're, you're about to make this weird.

• 44:44Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen somebody at a concert put their hand on the speaker and they were like rocking.

• 44:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, there you go. But let's say they're not. Regular conversation. They're talking. Someone's talking to them.

• 44:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 44:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, they can't hear it.

• 44:54Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  But that sound is happening. To them, it's not. Okay, so the dilemma, if a tree falls in the forest, but nobody is there, did it make a sound?

• 45:05Peyton Hardin?

  Am I deaf?

• 45:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 45:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I'm about to get naked. I'm, I'm about to strip.

• 45:11Peyton Hardin?

  Then why'd you bring up the deaf person if I'm not deaf?

• 45:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god almighty. I'm about to strip my clothes off. I'm dripping in sweat.

• 45:18Peyton Hardin?

  You're gonna be wildly surprised at the comments of this, you're not making sense.

• 45:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Shit, you're, ah, ah, I might, I might do something. If these comments don't- Peyton.

• 45:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but don't talk so long. Your question, don't use deaf-

• 45:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not my fault, it's you.

• 45:31Peyton Hardin?

  Don't use deaf, don't use deaf people.

• 45:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no deaf people, and quick, straight to it. If a tree falls, does it make a sound?

• 45:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 45:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, if no one is there-

• 45:38Peyton Hardin?

  Did you hear it?

• 45:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I'm gonna ask for 10 seconds. 10 seconds.

• 45:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, if no one's there.

• 45:44Cameron Kennedy?

  10 seconds, no interruptions. If a tree falls, does it make a sound? Would you say yes?

• 45:49Peyton Hardin?

  I wasn't listening. What'd you say?

• 45:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate you. I absolutely hate you.

• 45:52Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry.

• 45:53Cameron Kennedy?

  If a tree falls, does it make a sound?

• 45:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 45:55Cameron Kennedy?

  More times than not, yes, sure, right?

• 45:56Peyton Hardin?

  Depends what it lands on, but yeah.

• 45:57Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go. Now, if no one's there, do we still think it makes a sound?

• 46:01Peyton Hardin?

  We didn't, well, no. Because you don't know if the tree fell.

• 46:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And that, yes, you do. I'm telling you, the tree, there-

• 46:09Peyton Hardin?

  How do you know if no one was there?

• 46:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Because that's the dilemma.

• 46:13Peyton Hardin?

  The dilemma is, you're lying. You don't know if the tree fell. You just said, "No one's there."

• 46:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the dile- that's the dilemma.

• 46:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not a dilemma. You're making something up.

• 46:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Say we have a-

• 46:27Peyton Hardin?

  The tree didn't fall. We don't know if the tree fell.

• 46:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Does your, does your pea brain really need a reason to make the tree fall right now? You can't just go with the flow. Okay, I have a silent firecracker planted in the root system of the tree. It explodes completely silent. It doesn't make a single sound, but it completely decapitates the tree and the tree is falling. So, so yes, the tree fell, and it has a trigger radius of a billion miles, so I can click the button from my house and it's guaranteed to work and it's 100% and it's foolproof, so the tree is gonna fall, but no one else is there.

• 46:58Peyton Hardin?

  Then how do you know-

• 46:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that better?

• 46:59Peyton Hardin?

  How do you know if the dynamite didn't make a sound, but you know?

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it's 100% silent. We've tested it in every factory ever created. It's 100% silent.

• 47:05Peyton Hardin?

  But you don't know because you weren't there. That's the whole point. You don't know if the tree fell. You can't prove that the tree fell. It could have been a faulty, you don't, that's the whole principle of this. It's not about sound, it's about the tree falling. If you said, "No one was there," then you don't know the tree fell.

• 47:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Oh my god. So what is your question? Say it again.

• 47:27Peyton Hardin?

  If a tree falls in the forest, did you hear it?

• 47:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not in a forest.

• 47:30Peyton Hardin?

  So you don't know.

• 47:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm not in a forest.

• 47:32Peyton Hardin?

  There you go.

• 47:33Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you know the tree fell?

• 47:34Peyton Hardin?

  Am I in the forest?

• 47:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 47:37Peyton Hardin?

  Then I saw it.

• 47:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So you saw it, so did it make a sound?

• 47:39Peyton Hardin?

  I heard it, yeah.

• 47:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Conversation's done?

• 47:41Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 47:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a good one. What, like, what is that? What is that?

• 47:46Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, man.

• 47:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, I am profusely wet. That is insane. And you, oh my god.

• 47:54Peyton Hardin?

  I think I bodied that.

• 47:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think you did.

• 47:56Peyton Hardin?

  I think I bodied that. I think I, I proved-

• 47:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think, I think you're going to be, like, almost horrifically mistaken when you read these comments.

• 48:05Peyton Hardin?

  I, I proved my point and debunked your point.

• 48:08Cameron Kennedy?

  And that, that's because you are a serpent with the tongue. You, your point, there is no point.

• 48:12Peyton Hardin?

  I think you keep saying that because you want to [BLEEP] me. It's like, why do you keep saying that about me? Why do you keep saying I'm a serpent with my tongue?

• 48:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Because your tongue slithers, you're snakey.

• 48:21Peyton Hardin?

  You like my tongue.

• 48:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You, I, I, I don't mind your tongue. It's a big, it's a thick tongue.

• 48:24Peyton Hardin?

  Do you like me?

• 48:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a thick, I like you. You're decent, good to look at. I can only imagine other things, but you're good to look at.

• 48:30Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 48:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, what are we doing right now?

• 48:32Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean, can you imagine?

• 48:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you doing right now?

• 48:34Peyton Hardin?

  You couldn't keep up with me sexually.

• 48:37Peyton Hardin?

  You couldn't. If you gave, Cam, if you gave me one night of your, of your body, I mean, you would, you would literally, you'd just be-

• 48:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'm not backing down from a challenge. You would be, you would be grossly under, you would be, you would be impressed. I'll say that. Because you think so little of me. You think, "Oh, why do my hips hurt so bad? Because they're wide." No, you know what I feel about you? If you try, so say, we gave each other a, a fun night. Me and you were like, "Let's [BLEEP] right?" We had, we, me and you had a good night of like, "Let's, let's, let's explore." Me and you were Christopher Columbus. We're exploring each other's bodies. Right?

• 49:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. I, I don't think you could start me up.

• 49:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, like, oh god, oh dude.

• 49:19Peyton Hardin?

  You couldn't get me in the mood.

• 49:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, your pride sickens me.

• 49:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not pride, it's, it's you.

• 49:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I couldn't get you in the mood?

• 49:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, you, like-

• 49:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I would blindfold you and I'd go straight behind that ear.

• 49:29Peyton Hardin?

  See, that's the thing.

• 49:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'd start licking.

• 49:30Peyton Hardin?

  See, that's the thing, that's the thing. You would try to get me going, like, actually trying to do sexual things to me. The only way you could-

• 49:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna wine and dine me first?

• 49:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god.

• 49:40Peyton Hardin?

  The only way you could get my drawers off is you have to laugh my panties off. Like, you would have to, you have to make me laugh.

• 49:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'd argue there's no one in this world that's made you laugh more than me.

• 49:48Peyton Hardin?

  100%, but that's, but you-

• 49:50Cameron Kennedy?

  So your drawers are dropping.

• 49:51Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm saying, but you wouldn't take that approach. You would try to just be, oh, you would blindfold me, you'd tie me up and it would just wouldn't, I wouldn't like it. Like, I would be like-

• 49:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd eventually like-

• 49:59Peyton Hardin?

  You would put chocolate on my nipples. Like, I don't want that. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's not what I'm, you wouldn't take the time to figure out what I want.

• 50:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, if I could get the sense, if I was staring at the hog and it wasn't barking, right?

• 50:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:10Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I'd get the sense, alright, I skipped the step. I would backtrack.

• 50:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Put your clothes back on.

• 50:14Peyton Hardin?

  But see, I'd be tied up with my clothes on?

• 50:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 50:16Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, it's all, it's weird.

• 50:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You said tie you up.

• 50:19Peyton Hardin?

  You Joe Goldberg's. Get in this glass box. Like, Cam, this isn't turning me on, I'm scared. Like, I don't, see, that's the thing.

• 50:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, you would-

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  I never said tie you up, I said blindfold. Like, you would spend like $1,500 at the, at the, at the Adam and Eve and like, try to get all this thing, like, you'd get ice and like, and like, Fruit Loops drawers and have me guess which color's on my panty.

• 50:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'd eat your underwear, clean off you. I would. I'd absolutely would.

• 50:40Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, we have like a better help at-

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• 52:12Peyton Hardin?

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• 53:34Peyton Hardin?

  All right, quick little black...

• 53:37Peyton Hardin?

  Wait. Wait.

• 53:41Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 53:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I meant to say blast to the past.

• 53:45Peyton Hardin?

  And you started a quick little black? That's how we get off an ad break?

• 53:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I meant to say blast.

• 53:49Peyton Hardin?

  Quick little black guy here. Quick little black thought.

• 53:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I got a quick little black thought in my mind racing around. No, I meant quick, black.

• 53:59Peyton Hardin?

  What's going on?

• 54:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Quick, black.

• 54:05Peyton Hardin?

  Quick, black head count, how many we have in here before I get uncomfortable? How many blacks? Right? Regina, count the blacks.

• 54:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Blast from the past. I don't know why I blast. I think that's my mind, I don't know.

• 54:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I don't know why you could.

• 54:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Blast from the past, I have a would you rather for us today.

• 54:23Peyton Hardin?

  Read me that would you rather!

• 54:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, it might get tricky for you. You ready? Might get tricky for you. Would you rather receive $10 million cash right now, untaxed?

• 54:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 54:37Cameron Kennedy?

  But your partner is allowed to sleep with one person of their choice.

• 54:43Peyton Hardin?

  How many times she needs?

• 54:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'll watch. I've got a nice comfortable chair in the corner.

• 54:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Or stay loyal to each other.

• 54:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, there's more, my bad.

• 54:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry, Sarah.

• 55:00Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I left.

• 55:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Or stay loyal to each other forever, but you can never make more than $50,000 a year for the rest of your life.

• 55:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no. Are you crazy? Nothing wrong with making $50,000.

• 55:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so Sarah has to sleep with somebody. Sarah has to sleep with someone. And you're gonna watch.

• 55:19Peyton Hardin?

  Full support.

• 55:22Peyton Hardin?

  Full support, babe. I'll recommend. You wanna go on the explore page together?

• 55:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He looks great!

• 55:28Peyton Hardin?

  You're out of your mind.

• 55:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Anytime around, I'll be like, "Look at that hunk of meat." You go, "You sure you don't wanna?" "He really could use that $10 million."

• 55:35Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, you wouldn't?

• 55:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, bro.

• 55:38Peyton Hardin?

  Why? You?

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 55:41Peyton Hardin?

  You asked me to touch Liv a lot.

• 55:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I said to hug. I said, "Give her a hug, she's feeling down."

• 55:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, you also go, "Dude, feel the back of her neck."

• 55:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's a soft back to the neck, you know it is. But no, I wouldn't.

• 55:50Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I couldn't do that. As much as I'll joke that I'm the...

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  You are.

• 55:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no. I like my...

• 55:56Peyton Hardin?

  $10 million?

• 55:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I want my wife and my friends to hug and everyone to be close.

• 55:58Peyton Hardin?

  It's one time.

• 55:59Cameron Kennedy?

  $10 million? Yes, one time, though.

• 56:02Peyton Hardin?

  You just get a guy that you know is gonna be quick and get him out of there.

• 56:05Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, it's her choice.

• 56:06Peyton Hardin?

  Of course, it's always her choice.

• 56:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That opens it up to... No, I mean, it quite literally is in the question. That opens up to the pain. What if she picks... Okay, how do you feel if she picks the complete opposite of who you are as a man?

• 56:18Peyton Hardin?

  I wouldn't blame her.

• 56:19Cameron Kennedy?

  The complete opposite. For her one free pass that, "Oh, this is doing such a good thing for our family, we get $10 million."

• 56:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'm confident in myself.

• 56:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna pick someone stronger, darker, bigger, bigger.

• 56:30Peyton Hardin?

  What's the problem with that?

• 56:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm gonna be like, "What the..."

• 56:32Peyton Hardin?

  So you would prefer a guy to look exactly like you?

• 56:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but at least...

• 56:37Peyton Hardin?

  Then what do you want?

• 56:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Uglier than me. I want your one body for the $10 million to be a grenade. I want your one body to be the nastiest body as a sacrifice.

• 56:47Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care.

• 56:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I mean, I really don't either, but also, we're not doing it. I'm not gonna make more than $10,000.

• 56:51Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I'm fine with it. Like, I literally would never think about it again. I wouldn't.

• 56:56Cameron Kennedy?

  See, that's insane.

• 56:57Peyton Hardin?

  Or I could use it, like, "Remember you did that?"

• 56:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you can't. Because that's like what's making the $10 million.

• 57:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm just kidding, I wouldn't. I genuinely wouldn't care. I think I'm just more progressive than most.

• 57:08Cameron Kennedy?

  See, I don't...

• 57:09Peyton Hardin?

  If I'm getting something out of it, like, if you're just doing it, and my whole 18 to 24, I was doing that for, like, I was... My girlfriends were cheating on me for free. Might as well get $10 million out of it.

• 57:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, that's fair, but I guess for me, neither one of us have ever cheated, we're married, I don't want...

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  That you know of.

• 57:26Peyton Hardin?

  Hate to put that on you. And I don't think she would. I know she wouldn't. Oh, I don't know.

• 57:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, which is it?

• 57:33Peyton Hardin?

  I think like, I think like the statistic for cheating relationships is like 80% of relationships are in cheating. Okay, that's fine.

• 57:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You think Liv's cheated on me?

• 57:43Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I know, I'm taking it outside of you. You are just the person I'm talking to.

• 57:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, okay, okay.

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  I think the statistics show that 80% of... Actually, let me, before I just spew out statistics, let me actually look that up.

• 57:57Cameron Kennedy?

  80? That is, God, we suck.

• 58:00Peyton Hardin?

  What is the percentage of marriages that have infidelity?

• 58:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's a good word I just used.

• 58:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's way lower than I thought. Okay, I was about to say, 80's, that's four out of five.

• 58:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's, I mean, this is a lie, too. It's 25%.

• 58:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, one out of four, I can see. That's still, that's way too many. Like, one out, think about four married couples. Like, your parents, my parents, me and Liv, and who else?

• 58:26Peyton Hardin?

  Did you hear that? Something's under there.

• 58:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 58:31Peyton Hardin?

  He literally went, "All right." There's like a, some, I'm not gonna go poke around and find out.

• 58:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not either, I'm not either. You got the wrong Caucasian.

• 58:38Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of...

• 58:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, let's explore it!

• 58:40Peyton Hardin?

  CJ, he's editing this. You know, we've had a rat problem back in the back of my house?

• 58:47Cameron Kennedy?

  He's been eating them.

• 58:51Peyton Hardin?

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• 59:06Cameron Kennedy?

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• 59:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's whenever you get a little deep dive into more serious conversations every single Monday, only for 10 minutes.

• 59:16Cameron Kennedy?

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• 59:21Peyton Hardin?

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• 59:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, that's my personal favorite. That is my absolute diehard favorite.

• 59:38Peyton Hardin?

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• 59:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, I might have lied to you, that might be my personal favorite. Fantastic, and it's highly, highly loved by all of you.

• 59:45Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:00:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, yeah, it's bad. They're gonna live on royalty and royalty only.

• 1:00:13Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:00:44Peyton Hardin?

  He's been trying to befriend them.

• 1:00:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh CJ.

• 1:00:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh CJ.

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, like, see, I hate to put you on blast. He told me this yesterday in confidence. But he knows my job. He knows who I am. I'm gonna tell it. He went, he goes, he goes on walks. Our neighborhood's big, so he goes on walks around the neighborhood. He knows like the routes of the rats he sees. He goes, he like, he'll be like, oh, that's where that rat. He is, he burrows here and he comes out here. And so we have rats in our back.

• 1:01:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He knows the routes of the rats?

• 1:01:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he routes the rats. He's a route rat, a rat router.

• 1:01:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Ratter.

• 1:01:19Peyton Hardin?

  And so I've been noticing the carrots have been missing in the fridge. Like, I don't.

• 1:01:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all did keep a fat thing of carrots.

• 1:01:25Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, I don't, I don't eat these carrots. Sarah doesn't eat these carrots. I thought, like, who's eating these carrots? CJ doesn't eat. So I'm like, who's eating these carrots? You know, CJ told me that he's been testing to see what food the rats like. Because he wants to build a good relationship with them, is what he said.

• 1:01:41Cameron Kennedy?

  What the does that mean, CJ? What does that mean? You wanna build a good relationship with the rats?

• 1:01:48Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I said. He giggled.

• 1:01:50Cameron Kennedy?

  He's turning, he's turning into like, like, Gru with minions.

• 1:01:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:54Cameron Kennedy?

  He's gonna try to get a rat army.

• 1:01:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Like, I'm scared to go up there in that room. What if he's just got rats like in cages?

• 1:02:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, just genuinely, what if you opened that door one day?

• 1:02:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, you needed something like a, a, a question about it, something.

• 1:02:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And you opened it and there was twenty rats in his room. But they were like freely moving around like super happy.

• 1:02:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'd call the police.

• 1:02:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And CJ, and CJ was in his bed. One just went. Like right across his chest, the other one scaling the wall.

• 1:02:18Peyton Hardin?

  We'd get demonetized for my real answer, but.

• 1:02:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Two more rats over there. They're like this. Like, he's like training them. They're playing like rock, paper, scissors.

• 1:02:25Peyton Hardin?

  I promise you, I'd never see him in person again. He would never see my human existence. He would look at me through YouTube. That's it. That's the only way he would see me.

• 1:02:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No FaceTime? No, no, not a Zoom call?

• 1:02:36Peyton Hardin?

  He wouldn't think I still exist. I, I, I, he would be so exiled from my life. It, it, it is unbelievable.

• 1:02:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What would you do if your wife?

• 1:02:45Peyton Hardin?

  What if you, what would you do if your wife all of a sudden said, babe, I really want to be happy. I want more companionship. The only way we could do that is I want to have some pet rats.

• 1:02:57Peyton Hardin?

  You're a loving husband. What do you do?

• 1:02:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a very loving husband. I'm a ver- oh my god, let's, let's let this. Let's let this make it a little more real. That's big. That's so much bigger than I thought. Oh my god, no, there's no way. And now I know she's not gonna get the hell rats, the all black without red eyes. But this is, look at this. This is one. Oh, that tail. This is one.

• 1:03:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. What would you do? What would you say? But she's like, babe, my, genuinely, like, my happiness, like, you, she'll start crying. Like, what would you do?

• 1:03:26Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, I'd be like, we're, we're gonna get you in somewhere. We're, we're gonna, what's going on?

• 1:03:29Peyton Hardin?

  Like, no, but regardless of getting her in somewhere, we find out, we're, after.

• 1:03:33Cameron Kennedy?

  She just genuinely is in love with rats. She's always had, I mean.

• 1:03:35Peyton Hardin?

  But she doesn't want a cage because she cares about the well-being.

• 1:03:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, you got me fucked up. No, I don't care. I don't care. I, you can be happy somewhere else. I don't care. Like, no, dude, like, see, that's the thing. Like, and I'm glad you brought that up because I said this earlier before this was even said. A marriage is about what?

• 1:03:49Peyton Hardin?

  Compromise.

• 1:03:50Cameron Kennedy?

  So you want the rats. We can get the rats. I'm, I'm getting.

• 1:03:53Peyton Hardin?

  So you would get the rats?

• 1:03:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm getting a vibranium cage and they're never out.

• 1:03:57Peyton Hardin?

  So you'd.

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  If that rat touches my son, I literally.

• 1:04:02Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, that made a very good noise.

• 1:04:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Hissing right over the fence.

• 1:04:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so you would get the rats?

• 1:04:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I would get, no, no, well, what is rats? This is, well, how many?

• 1:04:10Peyton Hardin?

  Six to eight.

• 1:04:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Six to eight?

• 1:04:12Peyton Hardin?

  Six to eight rats.

• 1:04:13Cameron Kennedy?

  This is a basketball team? She's getting two.

• 1:04:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, she's getting, she wants six to eight because.

• 1:04:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You get two, compromise.

• 1:04:17Peyton Hardin?

  She buys a family. The compromise is they don't run free.

• 1:04:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, two, no, no, no.

• 1:04:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what if she goes, I want six to eight, they can stay in the, in the cage, but if you get two, they gotta run around free.

• 1:04:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, you can get two in a cage. I go, final answer. Take it or leave it. Deal or no deal? What's behind that case? Deal or no deal? You get two and they can be boy and girl. They can mate, whatever they make, they can keep two.

• 1:04:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:37Cameron Kennedy?

  They're, they're, they're never sniffing fresh air. They're never smelling. Oh, no, they don't.

• 1:04:41Peyton Hardin?

  Well, okay, do you find out?

• 1:04:42Cameron Kennedy?

  In the cage.

• 1:04:42Peyton Hardin?

  You find out she's been letting them out when you're at work?

• 1:04:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude.

• 1:04:45Peyton Hardin?

  You come home, Malachi has one on his shoulder.

• 1:04:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's gone. The rats, the rats are gone. That rat's so gone.

• 1:04:51Peyton Hardin?

  What's your thing with rats, bro? They're fine. Michael Jackson had pet rats?

• 1:04:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oui.

• 1:04:59Peyton Hardin?

  Call me Michael, Michael.

• 1:05:00Cameron Kennedy?

  A, C, T, E, F, G, I need.

• 1:05:02Peyton Hardin?

  M, O, H, E, Y, S, me.

• 1:05:05Cameron Kennedy?

  She gonna ride me like a motorcycle. Call me Big Michael. No, there's no shot.

• 1:05:09Peyton Hardin?

  Call me Michael, Michael.

• 1:05:10Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no shot you have rats moving freely in my house. There's no shot.

• 1:05:14Peyton Hardin?

  You're insane, bro. I honestly feel like you don't give Liv enough support.

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Exile CJ from, from your existence.

• 1:05:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't love CJ.

• 1:05:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's insane to say.

• 1:05:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:24Cameron Kennedy?

  He's ending this. You love CJ.

• 1:05:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, differently. I do love CJ, obviously. I love him differently.

• 1:05:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I love my wife?

• 1:05:30Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I don't, I don't sexually please CJ anymore.

• 1:05:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, well, okay. I do that with Liv, but soon as you start talking about rats free in my house, no. That, oh, that desire, oh, that desire tanks.

• 1:05:40Peyton Hardin?

  You wouldn't divorce Liv.

• 1:05:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I wouldn't divorce her, but you're not getting no tigers. You, you, you have rats.

• 1:05:45Peyton Hardin?

  You would need the tigers after a while.

• 1:05:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You have, I mean, after a while, I'd have to. I mean, I'm a man. But there's rats running around my house. I'm not, I don't wanna have to. I'm sorry.

• 1:05:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's crazy.

• 1:05:54Cameron Kennedy?

  If you have pet, that's like having a pet like.

• 1:05:56Peyton Hardin?

  There's people watching this right now with pet rats. In the comments, put if you have a pet rat.

• 1:05:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Respectfully.

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  I went to a fan's house that has a pet rat. I dropped off some merch.

• 1:06:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, why is a, okay, can we break that down? Why is a rat a pet?

• 1:06:09Peyton Hardin?

  People think of they're cute. See, they're the same as hamsters.

• 1:06:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh no, god, no.

• 1:06:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they are.

• 1:06:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they are not.

• 1:06:16Peyton Hardin?

  They're both rodents.

• 1:06:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Hamsters are cute and I've seen them drive in like gerbils in the wheels.

• 1:06:20Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and I've seen them get in a Fiat.

• 1:06:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, exactly. Those are cute.

• 1:06:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:23Cameron Kennedy?

  A rat, a rat screams uncleanliness, sewage, disgusting.

• 1:06:29Peyton Hardin?

  This is borderline like Pixar should make a movie about this because it has a little silhouette of racism.

• 1:06:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It does, and it's not supposed to, but a mouse. Cause a mouse and rat are like the same thing, but the mouse is the tiny, petite, cute, little whiskers, typically.

• 1:06:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're fat phobic.

• 1:06:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing to do with fat phobic. It's just rat. First, okay, this is all personal preference. That also sounds like racism.

• 1:06:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, I don't have a problem with them. They just cannot go to the same church as me. Like, literally, I don't want that. I don't wanna hang out with them.

• 1:06:55Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's, it's the same as spiders. I don't, I don't like, I don't get people that have spiders as pets. And that's, that floats some people's boat. I would never have it.

• 1:07:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, people get.

• 1:07:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Pets are very simple. You got your dogs, you got your cat, maybe even fish. I don't even like fish really, to be honest.

• 1:07:06Peyton Hardin?

  People that get pet fish, like, they like killing things.

• 1:07:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they do. No, they're predatory.

• 1:07:11Peyton Hardin?

  They got killing tendencies. They like to wake up and see something dead.

• 1:07:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, is that, is that a fact? Like, that might be the, like, just the most streamlined, like, it can't be proven by science, but it's a, if you have fish, you're a killer.

• 1:07:20Peyton Hardin?

  Unless you get, unless you're rich, you get good fish. Like, you get those like rainbow fish?

• 1:07:24Cameron Kennedy?

  In the wall tank with fluorescents and.

• 1:07:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you got Dorian.

• 1:07:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:27Peyton Hardin?

  You getting little like goldfish?

• 1:07:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's just buku.

• 1:07:30Peyton Hardin?

  If you're above the age of six and you have a goldfish, like.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We need to like.

• 1:07:33Peyton Hardin?

  We need to check on you.

• 1:07:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Some in your locker at the school.

• 1:07:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's just, and that's just how it is. Now, what, what's in that locker? That's a interpretation. I'm just being honest. You don't need, you can't talk to the fish. The fish doesn't do tricks. The fish doesn't, you can't play fetch with the fish.

• 1:07:45Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen some, I've seen some, also, I think people that get birds are weird.

• 1:07:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:07:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, and another, CJ wants a bird. He's obsessed with birds.

• 1:07:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to get CJ like a staff and a robe and just let him be a wizard on his own time. He's over here trying to be radagast and get with all the pets and the animals.

• 1:08:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, he like, wants a bird. Like, he's, he keeps talking about for years. Like, people that get birds are weird. People that get.

• 1:08:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I almost lashed out. Oh my god, oh my god, I almost lashed out.

• 1:08:11Peyton Hardin?

  People that get birds are weird. People that get, uh, fish are weird. What's another weird?

• 1:08:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, hamsters are toe in the line. Cause hamsters are cute enough.

• 1:08:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's the same thing as getting a rat.

• 1:08:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not.

• 1:08:20Peyton Hardin?

  They're both rodents.

• 1:08:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You put a, yes, they are, but you put a, you put a wheel and a cute little nipple to suck water from for a rat, rat's gonna terrorize it.

• 1:08:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, they'll do it. They'll get on wheels.

• 1:08:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Gross. Hamster, he's gonna get his exercise in on his little treadmill. He's gonna pop off, wipe his sweat off. Quick little nipple suck.

• 1:08:35Peyton Hardin?

  Rats do the same thing. People that get snakes are weird.

• 1:08:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you get a snake? I'm never staying out of your house.

• 1:08:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, I mean, seriously, like, in the most loving way, when I say I'd absolutely end your life, if I, if I stayed the night at your house. And your snake, and I wake up and your snake's on me. If I wake up and there's a, a, a.

• 1:08:56Peyton Hardin?

  Like us in college.

• 1:08:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Volley python sitting on.

• 1:09:00Peyton Hardin?

  You woke up with my snake on you.

• 1:09:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Different snake. If I wake up and there's a python sitting on my chest as some form of prank.

• 1:09:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd, I'd be in prison.

• 1:09:10Peyton Hardin?

  I have so many people in my life that had weird pets. Like, my Aunt Mole, she had a snake.

• 1:09:15Cameron Kennedy?

  See, snakes, yeah, that like, that did witchcraft.

• 1:09:17Peyton Hardin?

  Its skin would be all over the apartment and shit.

• 1:09:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do you want a snake? For me, okay.

• 1:09:21Peyton Hardin?

  They're into some weird, like, you have weird cards that will tell you about your future.

• 1:09:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:09:25Peyton Hardin?

  And you got some dice.

• 1:09:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Your voodoo witchcraft, hundred percent.

• 1:09:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You get a dog because it snuggles with you.

• 1:09:31Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:09:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It's cute, it's fun. You scratch it, you can see it be happy. It lights up. Cat, same thing, just way, like, cats are introvert. Dogs are extroverts, for the most part, cats are introvert.

• 1:09:41Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:09:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't get us, what do you get a snake for?

• 1:09:43Peyton Hardin?

  A snake, it's like, you, you definitely got a BDSM room. If you got a snake, you got a red room.

• 1:09:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Leather everything.

• 1:09:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:09:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You have one of everything in black leather.

• 1:09:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you like to put your fingers places I don't want fingers.

• 1:09:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude. Yeah, it's nasty. You have a big octopus tentacle with a little suction cup in the bottom.

• 1:10:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, oh, I don't want ice there. Yeah, either ice.

• 1:10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so much Cool Whip. Yeah. Okay, snakes, rats, birds. Birds are creepy. Fish, fish just give checkout.

• 1:10:11Peyton Hardin?

  Fish are usually just lazy. You just need, you want companionship, but you, you, you can't take on the responsibility.

• 1:10:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, hundred percent. You wanna be able to just dump food and walk away. And then you come back, the water's green, they're dead, floating upside down. It's been a week and you just noticed.

• 1:10:23Peyton Hardin?

  My mom's, uh, friend, Allison, had a ferret. It would run around everywhere.

• 1:10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Hot take, I'd rather have a ferret than a rat.

• 1:10:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, you don't.

• 1:10:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I would.

• 1:10:29Peyton Hardin?

  Ferrets, no, you, you know you don't.

• 1:10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  A ferret?

• 1:10:32Peyton Hardin?

  They stink.

• 1:10:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, the stench I can get, I, yeah, oh god, have you smelled Ruby after ten minutes outside?

• 1:10:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, she's rotten from the inside out.

• 1:10:39Cameron Kennedy?

  She literally smells like something's like boiling inside her.

• 1:10:41Peyton Hardin?

  I think she might be allergic to her food. Have you tried? Have you tested that?

• 1:10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that food's actually prescription. It was from the doctor. They tested her in the office and we had three choices and we went with that brand. I have to actually, I physically have to show a prescription card for my dog food every time I buy it for her and her treats. And I'm not kidding. I literally have three prescription cards for my nine pound chowini.

• 1:11:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, think about it. Someone, someone picks that bag of food up and they take it to the checkout and they can't leave the store until you show a prescription card. It's a serious food. She's on a no fat diet. Too much fat and oils.

• 1:11:12Peyton Hardin?

  Everyday's a blessing.

• 1:11:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It upsets her pancreas.

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  Everyday, she wakes up as a blessing, bro.

• 1:11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, and she's cute. She's a cute dog. She's great.

• 1:11:17Peyton Hardin?

  You know how many times I, whenever I was over there at your house, I, I heard, where's Ruby? Oh, Ruby. Oh, Ruby, has she, Ruby? We let Ruby out? Where's Ruby?

• 1:11:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Because the new rule, when humans eat, she goes up in the bathroom.

• 1:11:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:11:30Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes up, she's a prisoner when humans eat. Yes or no at the party? Was it kind of like a two and a half hour, just munchy munch? It was eat, it was eat. Everybody was eating at different times.

• 1:11:38Peyton Hardin?

  She eats something too.

• 1:11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she already ate in the morning. She has breakfast and dinner. She doesn't get lunch. She has breakfast and dinner.

• 1:11:43Peyton Hardin?

  Is that prescription too?

• 1:11:44Cameron Kennedy?

  If you feed your dog three times a day.

• 1:11:47Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like if your dog isn't self sufficient on eating, it's your fault. It's the owner's fault. Like Malcolm, we left a bowl out. All day and he would just eat like once or twice when he wanted.

• 1:11:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You can do that more with bigger breeds. Because the only.

• 1:12:00Peyton Hardin?

  Not Benny does it too.

• 1:12:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Gin, Benny's a little medium breed, whatever.

• 1:12:04Peyton Hardin?

  Benny's like, he has a weird problem.

• 1:12:06Cameron Kennedy?

  With what? Food?

• 1:12:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he like eats and he doesn't digest it. Like, he eats and as soon as he's done, he has to go outside and eat.

• 1:12:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Ruby does that too.

• 1:12:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. No, it's, but she, Ruby's blood, like.

• 1:12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she has pancreatitis. Like, when it's normal, it's a good, it's a, it's still a little liquid.

• 1:12:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's an hour fifteen? Alright guys, thank you for coming back to another episode of the Usual Podcast. Cam, get us out of here.

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Appreciate you all. We absolutely love you. Episode two thirty-nine, a wicked one. But if you wanna see more wicked stuff. Like TMTs and Patreon exclusives and live streams and Dr. P's and conspiracies and unplugs and everything in between. Hit that top link in the description. That is our Patreon. Go. Become a member of the Koala Club, join the amazing family, the amazing community and see all the extra stuff that drops literally every single week. But you know where to find that. That's that link in the description. Go join the Patreon. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma. With this week's secret code.

• 1:13:03Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 1:13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I was, I, I, I meant to do like a double, like a, a double homophone. I, I wanted to say ear for elephants are scary, but then I quickly realized that scary starts with an S and not an R.

• 1:13:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So. Elephants are ridiculous. Elephants are. Elephants are Walmart. E A W.

• 1:13:22Peyton Hardin?

  Elephants are Walmart. Oh, guys, by the way, if you're watching this on Monday, you will see me, um, at Monday Night Raw, right?

• 1:13:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I believe so, yes.

• 1:13:30Peyton Hardin?

  This comes out the, yeah, on the nineteenth, yeah. So y'all see me at Monday Night Raw, San Diego. I'll be front and center, front row, I believe.

• 1:13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  We absolutely love y'all.

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  Remember, one, two, oh, also, if you want more Nashville trips and shit from this weekend, uh, stories are gonna be on the Patreon exclusive with K-Rob and Daria. We'll see you the one night at Wobbers. I'll make it over Christmas and we'll see you next time. But, yeah, I have to piss so bad, am I throw up?

• 1:13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, these are starting to stink.