Jim Jefferies is the Steve Irwin of Comedy

Jim Jefferies returns to the Belly for round two. He recalls the time his brother watched Bobby do a naked lap dance and Jamie trys to explain Mexican food. We talk cane toads, quokkas, cigarette warnings, Coca-Cola mouth reset, kidney stones, and Village People conspiracies. Stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly https://www.zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood Benefits™ by going to www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly Stick to the staples that last—with elevated essentials from Quince. Go to www.quince.com/belly https://www.quince.com/belly for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns. That’s www.quince.com/belly https://www.quince.com/belly to get free shipping and 365-day returns. Guys, this isn’t just about performance, this is about legacy or third LEG-acy. Give her group chat something to talk about. You know when you lay it down, they’re talking about how it gets up. Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little Bluechew. Discover your options at www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

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• 2:42Speaker 04

  Congratulations.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Jim, I just woke up.

• 2:45Speaker 04

  I know. Okay, so Bobby answered the door, you guys were already in here doing whatever you all do. And I was meant to be here at 12:55 and I was here at 12:50 and he came very glassy eyed into the room and went, "Why are you so early?"

• 3:02Speaker 04

  Five minutes. Like, you gotta adjust for traffic and parking and all that type of stuff. I had to park on this fucking road, which is a nightmare. You can't even have friends over to this place.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  What comic is early?

• 3:16Speaker 04

  I'm always on time, man.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  I know you're...

• 3:19Speaker 04

  That's one of my things.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  What else is one of your things? Pay your taxes?

• 3:23Speaker 04

  I, I, I, well, for the, for the sake of this podcast, yes.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What is another thing?

• 3:32Speaker 04

  I'm looking forward to Trump reckons he'll get rid of income tax. I reckon that's gonna be alright if he does that.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't think he's gonna do that.

• 3:37Speaker 04

  I'll never call him Hitler again. I'll call him my Fuhrer.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  If he gets rid of income tax, you won't hear any more complaints out of me. I'll be the biggest fan he's ever had.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  How much money would we save? So much, right?

• 3:50Speaker 04

  Well, it would be different for each person.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but for riches like you?

• 3:54Speaker 04

  Ah, I'm not as rich as you. I don't have a podcast studio.

• 3:59Speaker 04

  But I do have somewhere to park my cars, so swings and roundabouts.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what's your take on Air One?

• 4:03Speaker 04

  Okay, when, when the Air One was built, my wife said, "This is amazing. This'll raise the, um, the value of our property." And she goes, "Cause people wanna be, wanna be near the Air One."

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:16Speaker 04

  And, you know, look, we might be making money if my wife wasn't buying a $25 smoothie a day. You know, it all adds up.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:23Speaker 04

  It all adds up.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  It's worth it, no? The twenty five dollars smoothie?

• 4:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. And my wife the other day got into me because we had two Netflix subscriptions. She went, oh, you've been throwing money down the toilet. And she drank her fucking smoothie.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  From Air One. No, I, I, look, some of the, I don't mind Air One area. I like it. It's, it's chill to run around. There's a candy store there that is fucking pointless.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, it's, it's gonna close.

• 4:45Speaker 04

  It has to.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna close. We want it closed.

• 4:47Speaker 04

  It's just, who buys bags of ca- like, if you're at the movies and you can go buy a bag of candy because you're gonna sit there with your feed bag.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  But who just buys a bag of candy for home?

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Um, Jim, kids do.

• 4:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, but it's overpriced, it's expensive, it's near Air One area.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 5:04Speaker 04

  This, you, I, like, you know, if you wanna just get cheap chocolate or whatever, just go to the fucking newsagents.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  You have so much gr- i- i- in every place you go, do you find out the negatives of it?

• 5:16Speaker 04

  I've just said that my house property went up because of it.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  It's not real beef. I mean.

• 5:21Speaker 04

  Well, well, how, how have I been negative?

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:24Speaker 04

  What's not real beef?

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Arby's.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  Oh, Arby's, that's not gonna be. I like how you use that as the example of, he could make fun of anything, he'd complain about Arby's.

• 5:37Speaker 04

  You're not, if you're not complaining about Arby's, you're not complaining about enough in your life.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, I'm not as fast as you. I just came up with Arby's. I'm so sorry, okay? What's another one? McDonald's? And, uh, anyway, let's move on.

• 5:50Speaker 04

  I don't mind McDonald's.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  I reckon McDonald's. Hi Ho, do you think it's the best?

• 5:54Speaker 04

  Hi Ho is all right for, but I prefer, um, Five Guys, I think is a better burger. But Hi Ho is a grass-fed burger, and so that's a big deal.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:02Speaker 04

  The grass-fed. I've tried to move over to grass-fed. Since I found out about it, you know the terrorists, they reckon that Australia is getting six, uh, uh, America imports twenty six billion dollars worth of Australian beef?

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 6:14Speaker 04

  And Australia doesn't import any American beef. And a lot of the Republicans were like this. They were like, oh, this is terrible. Why don't they import, uh? Because why would we? We got the good, the good beef.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you got the good beef.

• 6:24Speaker 04

  You've got, you go to a steakhouse in America, what does it say down the bottom? Australian Wagyu. Like, there'll be like an option down the bottom.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  I might do the Tokyo, uh, Japan, Japanese one, but.

• 6:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, where you're like, do I, do I dare, do I dare spending the money? And good-looking women just go, I'll have that. Um, but with the, with the Wag- you never go into a steakhouse in Australia and there's a bit down the bottom that says corn-fed American shit.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't, he never says that.

• 6:52Speaker 04

  But it is, that's the whole thing.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:53Speaker 04

  If them going, if them going, oh, you buy, you buy beef au farce, then you should buy, um, like, you, then you should buy beef au farce. That's like getting a prostitute and then calling her up the next week going, I'd like to do it again, but you'll pay.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's just like that.

• 7:15Speaker 04

  It's just like that.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  Is prostitution still legal in Australia?

• 7:19Speaker 04

  What do you mean still legal? Of course it's still legal. No one turns that back. It's like, it's like when a government adds taxes, they don't, you know, they just go, no new taxes. No one's, no one's going into a campaign in Australia and we'll do this and we'll fix the, the thing. The national debt will go down, we'll get more healthcare and we'll get rid of those pesky prostitutes.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:41Speaker 04

  That has been lowering the divorce rate and paying taxes and lowering the ST. There's no negative to, uh, to legalize prostitution.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  We were just in Australia and, well, first of all, thank you for the quokkas.

• 7:54Speaker 04

  Oh, just go see the quokkas.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 7:57Speaker 04

  What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  So Jim, about, I don't know, maybe a year ago, he knew that we were going to Australia. So in, in the ma, in, we're in the green room in the, in, at the Comedy Store and you were really, really aggressive about the quokkas.

• 8:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, because I knew you'd enjoy it.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you're like, you got, mate, mate, you got, you know.

• 8:15Speaker 04

  It's like, if you've never seen a great set of titties, I, I would go, you gotta check out titties.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm a, I'm a little.

• 8:20Speaker 04

  Titties are good.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm a little titty guy, though.

• 8:22Speaker 04

  Well, then you wouldn't have enjoyed the quokkas. I don't know how they're going.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So we go to the island. I make Andrew go, the ginger.

• 8:30Speaker 04

  He wouldn't have liked it. Look at them. There they are.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Look at them.

• 8:33Speaker 04

  Wow. They're the best. They, they have no fear of mankind. They'll wander up next to you. They're the cutest animal in the entire world and they live at Rock Nest Island, just off the coast of Perth.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:43Speaker 04

  Forty minute ferry ride.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  But it was literally worth it.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  I told you.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  But I mean, we, we're not, we don't do that. Generally, if a comic goes, I might, you know what I mean? You gotta see the mongoose of the Himalayans or whatever. I wouldn't go on top of the Himalayans if see the mongoose, you know what I mean?

• 9:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, but it's, apart from that, it's just a nice island with nice beaches and it's a nice day out regardless.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  We did a bike ride.

• 9:06Speaker 04

  Bike ride. Did you, did you eat a prawn pizza at that, uh, restaurant there, the pub?

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  You didn't recommend it.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, but they got the good. There's only one place to fucking eat. Or you can go to the baker's.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so we didn't go to the prompter, no?

• 9:18Speaker 04

  No, it was very good. You go back.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  But the quokkas are, um, I didn't realize that they were kind of the, the, we found one quokka.

• 9:25Speaker 04

  And then you find thousands.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then with the baby was in.

• 9:28Speaker 04

  The pouch, yeah, their marsupial.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wasn't that cute because they were both dead, but um, still, I can still visualize.

• 9:35Speaker 04

  Well, see, that was some kids got in trouble. They got arrested and put in prison and everything because they were playing a game of quokka soccer.

• 9:41Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 9:42Speaker 04

  Some kids who were on their school vacation because of the size of a soccer were running up and kicking them. And that's why these animals have no fear of human beings. That's why, because everyone's nice to them. You can't bring a dog, you can't bring a cat onto the thing. It's their island and they don't have any predators. So they're completely chill with you and all it takes is one cunt like you to kill one with a baby or whatever you got up to.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, you're cunt.

• 10:02Speaker 04

  All right, well, I didn't kill a quokka.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, yeah, but here's another thing that you told me, because I know, I know a lot about Australia from you.

• 10:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  I think you told me about the frogs.

• 10:13Speaker 04

  Well, are the cane toads?

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the cane toad, yeah, yeah. So whenever I'm in the green room at any club and I see Jim, you know what I mean? It's just an education about Australia.

• 10:22Speaker 04

  I'm like the Steve-O in a comedy, but I'm less funny.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  All right, let me, let me kind of, let me see what I've, I've learned anything.

• 10:29Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  So you're many, many years ago in Australia.

• 10:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, there was some sort of insect that was.

• 10:37Speaker 04

  There was a cane, cane, cane beetle.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Let me just, okay, cane beetle.

• 10:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  And they were eating like, now, um, uh, the vegetation or some crops.

• 10:45Speaker 04

  They're eating the sugar cane. It all links together. The cane toad, the cane beetle and the sugar cane. Sugar cane is the through line of this whole story. This is, this is just keep doing bits and showing your dick on stage. Storytelling, your storytelling is atrocious.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  I know, and um, um, it probably happened on, in Kane City.

• 11:06Speaker 04

  No, Queensland.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Queensland, okay. So then, um, so then the genius, the farmers were like, let's get these toads from what, Europe?

• 11:17Speaker 04

  They, they were from, I, they might be Danish or something. They're, they're from a Scandinavian country, from an extremely cold country.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're, you're up though still?

• 11:25Speaker 04

  European, yes.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much. And, um, but they, what they didn't realize is that the cane toads couldn't jump as high to get to the.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, someone's been lying to you on this last.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, you, this is what you said, no.

• 11:39Speaker 04

  Okay, so what happened is, would you want the story or the thing you're about to make up?

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't gonna make it up, this is what you fucking told me.

• 11:46Speaker 04

  There was nothing, I've never mentioned cane toads jumping too hot.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, what you're saying is the cane toads couldn't eat the fucking, the, the, the insects that were eating the fucking.

• 11:56Speaker 04

  No, they could eat them.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they could eat them.

• 11:58Speaker 04

  They could eat them and they could get.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  But they, but they, uh, spawn too fast.

• 12:02Speaker 04

  Okay, so what happens is, if, if, if, and I, my figures might be slightly out, but, um, uh, if a cane toad in, say, Denmark, lays its eggs in the water, which they do, the freezing cold waters of Denmark, they will lay around forty thousand eggs and only two of them will survive the bitter cold, because that's where they're indigenous to. In the water in Australia, all forty thousand cane toads survive. So they brought out just a few cane toads to eat the sugar cane beetles. And then they populate, and now the whole country is covered and it's, and it's ruined our, um, ecosystem.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Because of the cane toads.

• 12:41Speaker 04

  Because of the cane toads. My grandmother used to just halfway through a sentence, just kick one. Like in her eighties, be talking to you and she'd get a stick and just whack one like a golf shot. No problem. And if you drive along the motorways in, it like, it's like the, the, the A roads in, uh, Queensland, you can drive over the top of the cane toads and they make a real good pop noise.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  Something to do.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  But how about this though?

• 13:03Speaker 04

  Right.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm no genius.

• 13:04Speaker 04

  You brought one back, didn't you?

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't bring one back. What eats cane toads?

• 13:09Speaker 04

  Uh, gorillas. So we gotta bring the gorillas in.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Bring the gorillas in, Dan.

• 13:13Speaker 04

  I don't know who eats them.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:14Speaker 04

  Uh, you, if you, if you boil them up in water and drink them, you'll hallucinate, I've been told.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 13:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, people can lick the back of them or whatever, but they are the, they're an ugly ass fucking toad, man.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  But they, but they, they have hallucinogens in their skin.

• 13:26Speaker 04

  I've been told, I, look, I've tried a lot of hallucinogens in my life, but I've been told that this is the case.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Ayahuasca, ayahuasca, have you tried it?

• 13:32Speaker 04

  I've never done ayahuasca. Everyone, mushrooms, plenty of mushrooms.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Acid.

• 13:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, why not?

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  I love acid.

• 13:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, but not, not my main bag, but I've done lots of mushrooms in my day. I'll still do mushrooms to this, I still do mushrooms and weed, but I don't do any other, any other substances.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 13:46Speaker 04

  Not cigarettes, not nothing.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  But you used to smoke, no?

• 13:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, I did, yeah.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I remember, I remember. Is it the kids that did it?

• 13:52Speaker 04

  Um, yeah, each time I had a child, I quit something.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 13:58Speaker 04

  So I quit cocaine at the birth of my first child and then, and then, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And that was 20 years ago and he died prematurely and I took it back up again. No, this is a different, I, I, no, no, 12, 13 years ago, the birth of my first child, I quit that. And then I quit, um, uh, I quit drinking while my wife was pregnant with my second child.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 14:23Speaker 04

  And I haven't had a drink in, I'm getting close to, uh, five, it'll be five years in March, so it's four and a half years.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Did you cold turkey or do you?

• 14:33Speaker 04

  We did, we did a couple of AAs together during Covid.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:36Speaker 04

  Uh, which I found hard to do, comedian AAs.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 14:40Speaker 04

  Cause you all share too much. Like, fuck me. I don't have all fucking day. Every single one of you is trying out a new bit.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  No, okay.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can talk off air cause it is anonymous, but there was, there was one bloke who was just like this all each time. I haven't had a drink in 20 years. And you're like, then keep your, keep it short.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:07Speaker 04

  You don't have, you don't have to share too much. You're good today.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:11Speaker 04

  I wanna hear about the guy with the black eye.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:14Speaker 04

  What's his story today? That's what, so I, I, but I, you know what, for drinking with me and with anything that I've given up, and, and this isn't for everyone, I think AA is very good for people. Um, I always just came to the end where I was like, I can't do this anymore. This is stupid. And then every time I've quit something and taken it back up, there's been, um, a problem that I always envied the people who were still doing it. So I, so I would watch someone smoking and go, I don't smoke, but fuck, that looks nice.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  Right?

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  And then my brain shifted to, I started pitting people who did it. Right? So when I see someone smoke now, I go, it sucks for them that they have to still do that.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, cause you tell me smoking.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, but there was so many things to feel sorry about when I looked at you. That, that was.

• 16:02Speaker 04

  I, yeah, you're all right.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Is it my body? Well, what do you, okay, let's get into it. What, what the fuck is your problem?

• 16:09Speaker 04

  Well, you have a comedy store tattoo. Like, you're already in there. You don't have to suck up to them anymore. You can get through. Or do you think that stops you from paying the $5 coverage fee? Cause you think you've got a stamp already?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  I have a mad TV.

• 16:22Speaker 04

  I like mad TV.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:23Speaker 04

  Well, I'm good friend. You know, one of my best buds is, uh, is, uh, Arden, Mirren.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  I love Arden.

• 16:28Speaker 04

  I love Arden.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:29Speaker 04

  Arden's, Arden's a fun time.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  She played, um, Cindy McCain. I played John McCain. Remember? Pull, pull that photo up for, um.

• 16:36Speaker 04

  You played John McCain? Didn't you play the guy who captured him?

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  It was like sinners, you know what I mean? They, that was. But, um, yeah, I played, they took me 10 hours of prosthetics to do it.

• 16:49Speaker 04

  I just did, I just did those Dr. Phil shows on the road and I didn't know how much.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Fun.

• 16:54Speaker 04

  It's a lot of fun.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Fun.

• 16:55Speaker 04

  Really great show.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:56Speaker 04

  Really positive vibe in the room as well.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  That's me.

• 16:59Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, that's very good.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  It's Arden.

• 17:01Speaker 04

  It is Arden.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  God damn it, Bobby.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 17:03Speaker 03

  Your face. So good.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  I, well, you know, I, I told you how I got that, right? They just said, you're playing him. I go, he was captured by people that looked like me and they go, we don't care. You're doing it.

• 17:14Speaker 04

  And what was your voice?

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  I, just like this, hi, I'm John McCain. I don't know. I, I'm not an impressionist.

• 17:18Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm a John McCain.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm a John McCain.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I mean, I don't do impressions, so, um, I did the best I could.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  I haven't seen, what?

• 17:28Speaker 04

  I reckon, I reckon that John McCain would have had a better chance against Obama, to be honest with you.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  You did something?

• 17:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, he was, he was just the right amount to go against him.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:41Speaker 04

  It'd be, it'd be hope versus no.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  And then Keegan played Obama. Yeah, anyway.

• 17:46Speaker 04

  I.

• 17:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, he plays a good Obama.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 17:49Speaker 04

  He does play a good Obama.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, how many, um, did you introduce yourself to?

• 17:52Speaker 04

  He did, he did, he did. We talked.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  He's my sidekick.

• 17:54Speaker 04

  Your sidekick?

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:56Speaker 04

  You.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Hispanic, Hispanic of nature.

• 17:58Speaker 04

  Oh, you are?

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:59Speaker 04

  Oh, really? I didn't, I didn't see it.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I don't know what the shocker was about, but.

• 18:03Speaker 03

  It's my thing.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:04Speaker 04

  That's, that's, that's the Hawaiians. That's not your thing.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do the Mexicans do?

• 18:10Speaker 04

  It's my thing.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do, yeah. West side.

• 18:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:15Speaker 04

  This is all stand-up comedians from the 90s answering the phone. That was your thing. Not like now where your kids hold it like this or something. That was what we used to do.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what, how do they, how do, um, modern comics do it?

• 18:27Speaker 04

  Reece Darby used to actually like flip it down and pull an antenna out.

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 18:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's so racist.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:34Speaker 04

  Just gonna pick up my phone?

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:36Speaker 04

  Hello?

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How would you do a phone?

• 18:39Speaker 04

  Oh, I, I hold my microphone down here. I do, still do that.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 18:43Speaker 04

  That's still me phone.

• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  I'll just do this.

• 18:45Speaker 04

  That's how I do a big cock.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see.

• 18:49Speaker 04

  Which I still talk into.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:51Speaker 04

  But I don't hear anything back.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, you've changed those.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  When I'm going out to a fancy place,

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  I wear Quince.

• 19:14Speaker 03

  Quince.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  Quince.

• 19:16Speaker 03

  Quince.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  Q U I N C E.

• 19:19Speaker 03

  Spells Quince.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Quince, dude, you wanna look good?

• 19:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  Cause you look terrible.

• 19:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And I'm gonna give you some advice. Go to Quince, get some threads.

• 19:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  Because they're classic looks, right? You look like a gentleman, right? It's affordable, right? And it's comfortable. Quince has all the things you actually wanna wear the summer. Like, look at me right now.

• 19:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  Like, organic cotton silk polos, European linen.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  Oof.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  Beach shorts, and comfortable pants that work for everything from backyard hangs to nice dinners.

• 19:54Speaker 03

  And the best part, you know?

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm looking at you.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  The best part, everything with Quince is half the cost of similar brand.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  That's what I was talking about earlier, right? And by working directly with top artisans and, you know, cutting out the middleman.

• 20:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Quince gives you luxury pieces without the markups, bro.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  Bro, and Quince only works with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabrics and finishes.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I'm gonna also, everyone listening to me right now, literally go to their site, look at what they have, you're gonna know what I'm talking about. It's classic. It's like, you know, when I go to like a gala, right? I will wear Quince threads, and their jackets, their shirts, every- Everything is clean, everything is comfortable, and everything is affordable. Look at that jacket right there with the brown with the little colored thing right there.

• 20:48Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Look at how affordable that is.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 20:52Speaker 00

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• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  B I L T.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  B I L T.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  B I L T. B I L T. Built.

• 21:23Speaker 03

  Built.

• 21:24Bobby Lee?

  You know what? When you pay rent.

• 21:25Speaker 03

  What?

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  Just randomly, you're just losing money, guy.

• 21:30Speaker 03

  Tell me about it.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  But thank God Bilt came around, right? Because there's no cost to join, and just by paying rent, you unlock flexible points that can be transferred to your favorite hotels and airlines, a future rent payment, and next Lyft ride, and more.

• 21:46Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  So your rent is going towards something else as well.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Points.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  Points, the guy.

• 21:51Speaker 03

  Ten.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  And when you rent through Bilt, dude, you unlock two powerful benefits.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  First, you earn one of the industry's most valuable points on rent. Every month, no matter where you live or who you are landlord is, your rent now works for you.

• 22:06Speaker 03

  True shocks. Second, you gain access to exclusive neighborhood benefits in your city.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  Built neighborhood benefits are things like extra points on dining out, complimentary post-workout shakes, free mats, or towels, your favorite fitness studios, and unique experiences that only Bilt members can access.

• 22:28Speaker 03

  Okay, and when you're ready to travel, Bilt points can be converted to your favorite miles and hotel points around the world, meaning your rent can literally take you places.

• 22:42Speaker 00

  So if you're not earning points on rent, my question is, what are you waiting for? Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of our neighborhood benefits by going to joinbilt.com/belly. That's J O I N B I L T dot com slash belly. Make sure you use our URL so they know that we sent you. joinbilt.com/belly to sign up for Bilt today.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  You've changed since.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  You've, can you admit this? I don't know if you can observe this in yourself. But you've completely changed since you've had kids and a wife.

• 23:20Speaker 04

  I, I've changed in the sense that, you know, I have a priority in my life.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  But you're cleaner.

• 23:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Physically.

• 23:28Speaker 04

  Oh, well, I smell better.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  You smell better, your skin isn't as, you know.

• 23:31Speaker 04

  That's because there's no cigarettes and I'm not like sweating out the alcohol from the night before. It's nothing to do with my washing regime. I used to wash myself, it just didn't take.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm just saying, you're, you're, but you're much more mindful about how you look.

• 23:45Speaker 04

  I gotta, I gotta.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Lost weight.

• 23:47Speaker 04

  I gotta do the school, yeah, there we go, look at that guy, that guy was up to no good.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 23:51Speaker 04

  Little fat fuck, that guy. I was looking good then as well, I was happy with that.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:56Speaker 04

  Um, but yeah, I, I, uh, yeah, I was sweaty, fat, drinking guy, you know. Look, that guy, that guy did all right with the ladies, you know, it doesn't make any difference.

• 24:05Bobby Lee?

  I knew, I think I knew you then, maybe.

• 24:08Speaker 04

  You would have, yeah, it was, that was, uh, that was.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  When you were in Venice, maybe.

• 24:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:12Speaker 04

  No, that was a bit before that, but that was around the same area.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've known you for a very long time, but like, yeah, I mean, even in my, you know, I don't know you, we're not like besties.

• 24:21Speaker 04

  We could be, but you never put the effort in.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  But I've always adored you.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  And I thought you were pretty cool as well.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  You know, that's good for you.

• 24:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, that's, that's.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  That compliment's very good.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  Pretty cool.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That, yeah, actually, they made my heart.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  I always, I always big you up to people. I stick up for you all the time.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  I think you do, yeah.

• 24:43Speaker 04

  I know, and people are constantly saying bad things, but I always step in.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 24:47Speaker 04

  I always step in.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Also, you've been.

• 24:48Speaker 04

  I always step in and go, he's all right, he's all right, he's all right.

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always gotten that vibe from you, though, that you were just super cool to me.

• 24:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  Like, I remember one experience was Montreal, do you remember hanging out there?

• 25:01Speaker 04

  I was, I don't know.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but we were hanging out in some sort of like green room or whatever. And um, I was just sitting there, you sat next to me, just like, we just started chatting, I mean, just always been kind of ve- very nice.

• 25:12Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I want to apologize for our bad friends in Mexico too, that was a night.

• 25:15Speaker 04

  That wasn't your fault, that wasn't your fault, we all tried, but we couldn't hear anything, we couldn't hear what each other was talking to, it was a fucking night. You know, it wasn't like we were at the O2 to do it, was it? I got a fucking, I got, I got a lobby in a hotel in Mexico. And he's taking, he'll probably have Jimmy Carr on fucking the O2, who are you having at the O2?

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  We're not doing the O2, we're doing Oval.

• 25:36Speaker 04

  Oh, it's still twelve thousand seats.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  What's, what's, how many does O2's?

• 25:40Speaker 04

  O2's like eighteen thousand.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay. No, we're just doing our pod.

• 25:44Speaker 04

  I know, but you're gonna have a guest on, right? Someone come on, like some famous Britishy type coming?

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  We did, well, here's the thing, it's not what we did in Mexico, we, see, well, we did it in Mexico, right, with you?

• 25:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was like, what, what you can do in Mexico, it was an abortion.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was an abortion, we're in Cancun or whatever, and um.

• 26:06Speaker 03

  Or buy oranges?

• 26:09Speaker 03

  Sniper.

• 26:09Speaker 04

  When he says something. Yeah, when he's ready to go, when he's ready to go laser focused.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's like, what are you?

• 26:14Speaker 04

  Or buy oranges.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  What are you, Caitlin Clark right now, you're on a roll, dude.

• 26:17Speaker 04

  Or buy oranges.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck, dude.

• 26:20Speaker 04

  Fucking, fucking, I come from Australia and I, I introduce him to the fucking Cuaca.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:24Speaker 04

  You've given him a bag of oranges.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  Yeah? Strawberries?

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:29Speaker 04

  Strawberries, he's got all of them.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:31Speaker 04

  He's got all of them.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  Oh, real Mexican food? Not this.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Did you not sleep well last night?

• 26:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, what do you, what, what is the difference between Mexico, because I've been to Mexico and everyone told me that the food was gonna be different, and then I went to Mexico and the food was the same. So, yeah, yeah, like, from Mexico food here, like, there's a little bit less sour cream and stuff, like, you've taken away the nice bits, and then you're still, but there's still, still quintessentially, it's tortillas with seasoned meat.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Answer him.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  I know, it's better than roadside.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Don't point at him, answer him.

• 26:57Speaker 03

  No, roadside is terrible.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I, oh, okay, but just ask, a- a- answer the question, yeah.

• 27:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:03Speaker 03

  That's not Mexican food.

• 27:04Speaker 04

  Right, right, right, Piquito must, then, let's do Piquito must, I love Piquito.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  You have one opportunity to talk, this is your window, and that's what you do, you fucking point to the roadhouse?

• 27:13Speaker 03

  Roadhouse, because, have you had roadside?

• 27:17Speaker 04

  What, like kills?

• 27:19Speaker 03

  No, roadside tacos? He takes me to that restaurant all the time.

• 27:23Speaker 04

  Twice!

• 27:25Speaker 03

  Twice, and he's like, this is good Mexican food.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  The first time was good, the second time was bad. Answer his question.

• 27:29Speaker 04

  Well, I tell you what I don't like about authentic Mexican food. I like a flour tortilla. When you do those merely sort of half corn, half flour ones, what's all that about?

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's that about?

• 27:40Speaker 03

  What?

• 27:41Speaker 04

  The shitty bread that's no good, but still got all the calories.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  It's half corn, half flour.

• 27:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, half corn, half flour. It's transitioning into a flour.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:51Speaker 04

  Corn. Tortillas, what food? What do you mean?

• 27:54Speaker 03

  Tortillas.

• 27:55Speaker 04

  Tortillas. All right, so what makes for good Mexican food? What makes for bad Mexican food?

• 27:59Speaker 03

  Bad Mexican food is from white people who make it here.

• 28:02Speaker 04

  Like Taco Bell?

• 28:04Speaker 03

  No, like, um.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  You're saying that so Taco Bell doesn't qualify as bad Mexican?

• 28:09Speaker 03

  It's not real Mexican food. What's that restaurant? Roadside is bad.

• 28:13Speaker 04

  Oh my god. What about Casa Vega down the road? That's a famous.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Have you been there?

• 28:17Speaker 04

  You've never been to Casa Vega? It's where Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio ate there in the movie.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Once upon a time in Hollywood, man.

• 28:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:25Speaker 03

  But like, real authentic.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  If you say roadside again, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind, dude.

• 28:30Speaker 04

  Okay, so what's the most authentic, good Mexican food in L.A.? Where can I go?

• 28:34Speaker 03

  Um, there's Taco Spot in downtown L.A.

• 28:38Speaker 05

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• 29:11Speaker 03

  Great.

• 29:12Speaker 04

  Right, right, that's been rated by I C M.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  A G M.

• 29:16Speaker 04

  Like, holy face. If ever there's a place with no employees, there's a taco stand downtown right here.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  If you go to a restaurant.

• 29:24Speaker 04

  I can't get me car washed, mate.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that's it?

• 29:30Speaker 03

  What? Yeah, just.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  Good Mexican food.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:34Speaker 04

  Okay, so.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  You're not a connoisseur.

• 29:35Speaker 04

  So attack, but what, what, do you, do you have sour cream on your, on your?

• 29:39Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 29:39Speaker 04

  Do you have cheese?

• 29:40Speaker 03

  I don't put cheese on my.

• 29:41Speaker 04

  Do you put guacamole on things?

• 29:43Speaker 03

  A little bit.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  Little bit. What, what type of salsa? What's your heat on your salsa and what do you like to go?

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:48Speaker 03

  Um, okay, I'm a different type of Mexican. I don't eat salsa.

• 29:51Speaker 04

  You don't eat salsa?

• 29:52Speaker 03

  It's too spicy.

• 29:53Speaker 04

  Okay, alright.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm gonna tell you a story about how I'm an Australian who doesn't eat Vegemite.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  Right, so, okay, so.

• 30:03Speaker 03

  I have a weak stomach.

• 30:04Speaker 04

  You have a weak stomach?

• 30:07Speaker 04

  You have a, you have a weak stomach?

• 30:09Speaker 03

  I can't eat spicy food.

• 30:10Speaker 04

  It looks like it's killed other stomachs.

• 30:17Speaker 04

  So, okay, so you, you, you're saying that Mexican food, the, the bad Mexican food, this isn't authentic, you're, you're a Mexican who doesn't eat salsa, a little bit of guacamole, he doesn't like cheese and the thing.

• 30:30Speaker 03

  But I eat the meat.

• 30:30Speaker 04

  You eat the meat, so, so you just basically is meat.

• 30:34Speaker 03

  And tortilla.

• 30:34Speaker 04

  And a tortilla.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  And onions and, um, cilantro.

• 30:38Speaker 04

  Do you, do you pick out a guy?

• 30:40Speaker 03

  No, just onions and cilantro.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:42Speaker 04

  Archo and cilantro.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 30:45Speaker 04

  You, you're, you're a connoisseur on five ingredients.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Jim, he doesn't even eat su- like, we, what, we had sushi for, with him for the first time, never had it, he won't eat it, he doesn't like it. He was gagging, yeah. He was gagging.

• 30:56Speaker 04

  So I was, I was just down in, okay, um, so I got this show on Fox at the moment called The Snake, which is like a reality show on after, uh, The One Percent Club, which is on Tuesdays on Fox, and it's one of those shows, it's like Big Brother, or it's like, um, um, Survivor, it's got a bit of Fear.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  You're the host of the show?

• 31:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's just me in the jungle.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:16Speaker 04

  Right, and so I was actually hosting The One Percent Club Australia.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Can you explain me the concept of the show? I don't know anything about it.

• 31:21Speaker 04

  Okay, so The Snake is, okay, so you've seen shows, as I said, you've seen Big Brother, you've seen Fear Factor, you've seen Survivor, so it's people in the jungle, but they're living in a nice house.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:30Speaker 04

  And they have to do a task, and whoever wins the task that week, whether it be eating grotesque things, like, uh, tomorrow night's episode. You win it, you become the snake. If you become the snake, that is the most powerful position in the game. Then the secret sauce of the game is there isn't a elimination ceremony, there is a saving ceremony, which I haven't seen on TV. So the person who's the snake saves the first person from the snake pit, then that person has a chain reaction, they save a person, then that person save a person. So there's no anonymous voting, there's no backstabbing, because you're stabbing people in the front.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:01Speaker 04

  Right? And you have to look at the person and go, I'll save that person, even though you've promised another person. So it's people getting really angry with each other all the time.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Drama, drama.

• 32:08Speaker 04

  After all, at the end of the day, it's a game, you can sort of play it at home almost, you know what I mean? Because of that. And then at the end, when there's two people left, like what we're seeing right now in the footage, the snake gets to decide who goes home and who is saved. And I stand around right now going, who's the snake this week?

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 32:25Speaker 04

  The most important person in the jungle.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  The snake.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  Buzz on that word, word, word.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  That was, that looked like you.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:33Speaker 04

  That's me, it was just, the sun was in my eyes.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you, when you're shooting it though.

• 32:38Speaker 04

  Thanks, that's.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't even think that, that. I like it.

• 32:42Speaker 04

  I, if that, if you didn't laugh, but I, I had to fucking, the next thing I had to do was come to you going, if you could edit that.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  It was so fast, though.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  The joke was fast.

• 32:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was, yeah, yeah, it was not meant to, I didn't want to signpost it for you, I didn't do a voice.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  But when you're shooting, you do shoot that in Mexico? Where do you shoot that?

• 33:01Speaker 04

  We shot this in Argentina.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, yeah.

• 33:04Speaker 04

  So I was in, and I thought the whole time, if you look at all the different characters, we've got a, we've got a priest, we've got an OnlyFans model, she's the OnlyFans model, this guy's an ex-con, there's a guy who's a rodeo rider, that guy's a detective, that guy's a poker player, there's a cheerleader from the Colts, right? So, so when I showed up, I, as I said, I'd been doing a game show in Australia, which John McCall hosted the American version. They said, do you want to do this thing for Fox? I said, sure. So I, I left Australia, I hadn't been home for four weeks then.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  And then I moved for another few weeks over to Argentina to host this show. And I didn't know what it was. And I started off with me standing on a box, and they all arrived in crates off the back of a truck, and they put the crates down.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  And then I said, open up your crates. And they all came out, and they all walked out. And there was like a rodeo driver in the chaps, the priest in a priest collar, an OnlyFans model. And you know what? You know that show Jury Duty?

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 33:58Speaker 04

  Or, or the Joe Schmo Show?

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  I was fully convinced that the show was about me.

• 34:06Speaker 04

  Oh. And I was the mark and they were all actors. But I couldn't prove it.

• 34:14Speaker 04

  And so you can't tell people.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Paranoid.

• 34:16Speaker 04

  Well, it just, why was there a priest in a collar? I've never seen.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Cause they exist in the world.

• 34:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, but they all look so cartoon. There was a cop, there's a female cop wearing a bulletproof vest.

• 34:26Speaker 00

  The uniform, yeah, yeah.

• 34:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. And so I was just like.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. If there was a guy with a fireman hat and a fireman.

• 34:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  With a hose.

• 34:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, the rodeo guy. Yeah, they look like the fucking village people were coming.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow, okay.

• 34:38Speaker 04

  I'll tell you my village people thing in a second. I've got some, a cool story.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  We finished this one for us though?

• 34:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. So anyway, so I thought it was.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  Did we finish with the cane toads?

• 34:46Speaker 04

  Yes, the cane toads eat the cane. The cane toads eat the cane beetles.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  So what's going on? Yeah, yeah.

• 34:50Speaker 04

  The end.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, the end. Okay, go ahead.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  I don't even need you here for this podcast.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, I know.

• 34:58Speaker 04

  You're a fun guy.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Just keep going.

• 35:02Speaker 04

  But let's be honest, since you take over the interviewing.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  I, I know. You take over from around, okay?

• 35:08Speaker 04

  But, uh, uh, so yeah, so we were out there in Argentina and we were talking about, talking about food. You know how like when you meet anyone from, I think the best food in the world is Australian. I think because we get all fusion food from all over Asia. We have really good produce. Yeah, but see, you don't agree, but you might not know.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  I've been there.

• 35:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I think the best food in the world is from Australia. Our bread is second to none. Our prawns are better than second to none in restaurants. Coffee is.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, I get it.

• 35:32Speaker 04

  Right, but you have to, maybe if you ate in the wrong places, our fast food's not as good as American fast food.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  But you think of the better restaurants, not food, but restaurants.

• 35:40Speaker 04

  We have better restaurants, plus our bread is.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  How many Michelin star restaurants are there in, um, Australia?

• 35:45Speaker 04

  None, because we don't have the Michelin star guide, um, operating in Australia, so they can't be Michelin star, but that's like, that's like saying how many porn stars are there in Saudi Arabia? Probably a few.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:58Speaker 04

  But they're not allowed to vocalize it.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 36:02Speaker 04

  That's not a good, that's not a good analogy, but we've got somewhere there. Anyway, so.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  It's better than my Arby's.

• 36:08Speaker 04

  I mean, yeah, yeah, you're, you're the one telling me Australian food shit and you're like, what about Arby's?

• 36:14Speaker 04

  Um, so, so we're in Argentina and I didn't like the food and everyone goes on about Argentinian food. They go like this, oh, the steak, you must try the steak. It's fuck, every country cooks steak.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:27Speaker 04

  No one cooks steak better than anyone else. You either do it well or you do it badly. There's two options with steak. There's not like, oh, you know, if you go to a good steakhouse, you'll get a nice steak. So all the Argentinians do is put it on a wooden chopping board and slice it and give it to you with a bowl of frozen fucking chips. They're cooked at this stage, but you know what I mean?

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:45Speaker 04

  And they're like, huh? And then you're like, it's okay. Have you tried it with the chimichurri? You can't hang an entire country's culture on a condiment. You need more, chimichurri's not fucking cutting it for me. See, like, I know it's not a, a wealthy country, but then you go to Mexico, the food's banging. You go to Thailand. Thailand's an impoverished place and everywhere you eat, street food, all the way through to restaurants, banging, banging, banging. Everywhere you go, really good.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Korea.

• 37:15Speaker 04

  Korea, food's really good everywhere. Food good everywhere.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:18Speaker 04

  Uh, but Korea's not as poor as Thailand.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  We're rich.

• 37:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. I'm mentioning.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  We're the fancy.

• 37:25Speaker 04

  I'm mentioning, I'm mentioning poor places.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  You, you just.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 37:30Speaker 04

  You're going, oh, oh, the Alps in France.

• 37:35Speaker 04

  They also have good food.

• 37:42Speaker 04

  I went to a ski lodge in Whistler.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  Anyway.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on, let me come back.

• 37:49Speaker 04

  All right. So the, I was just mentioning impoverished countries.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, okay. Okay.

• 37:54Speaker 04

  But Argentina, the food, okay, the empanadas are good. I'll give the.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 37:59Speaker 04

  Very good.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, I like an empanada.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Empanadas.

• 38:02Speaker 04

  But also the empanadas, all they had was ham and cheese. They're addicted to ham out there. Fucking hell, put ham on it. I think it's probably because it's a meat that's cured so it can last a bit longer. There'd be some reason behind it. They put ham in fucking everything. But I tell you what about Argentina.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  You're talking about, we went from fucking, we want to know about the show, but then now you're going into the culture of Argentina.

• 38:20Speaker 04

  Well, I, yeah, I'll get into it. I have very exact opinion. Look, I say what I feel, right?

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  Right. I say, I know.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  Right. That country's never gonna become a power in the world until it stops having naps in the afternoon.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 38:34Speaker 04

  They have a nap from three till six and then they eat dinner at 10. There is no productive society that has dinner at 10. If you have dinner at ten, that means you aren't waking up at least till nine. The factory should be open at fucking eight. You're wasting everyone's time. You're not gonna manufacture anything. And there's dog shit everywhere. Cause there's just dogs running free. Walking around Argentina is like walking around Australia in the nineteen eighties. I hadn't had dog shit on my shoe in decades.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Why do you have feelings about everything?

• 38:59Speaker 04

  Well, this is what stand up comedy is, isn't it?

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but feelings about everything?

• 39:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, your voice, all your thoughts.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:08Speaker 04

  That's how you have, look, this is how you get.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't have that many thoughts about it.

• 39:11Speaker 04

  This is how you get ten comedy specials. I've got one coming out in August for Netflix.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do?

• 39:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, I've got another one coming out.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing my first one in January. I think maybe that's the problem with it.

• 39:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, you don't, you don't express yourself enough.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't express myself enough. Um, on these keyboards.

• 39:24Speaker 04

  But any, all right, so here we go. Look at these, look at these restaurants coming out of Australia.

• 39:27Speaker 00

  Sydney number two for the best steak restaurants in the world.

• 39:30Speaker 04

  Best steak, Bonner's area is number one. Bonner's area is number one, but number, number two is, uh, is Australia. But steak is steak is steak. Anyway, this part of it, right? So half the crew and half the cast.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:43Speaker 04

  While they're in Argentina filming the snake. So if you watch the snake on Tuesday nights on Fox.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, check it out.

• 39:50Speaker 04

  Check it out, it's a bit of fun, right? Know that half the contestants all had a parasite in them and people were running off to shit themselves constantly.

• 39:59Speaker 00

  Oh, shit.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:00Speaker 04

  Right there, we all had a parrot. I never got it.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:03Speaker 00

  Thank God.

• 40:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, thank you, man.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:06Speaker 04

  He's the only one who fucking cares. Thank God.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Can you be honest?

• 40:10Speaker 04

  Thank God. It's cause I didn't eat from that taco stand by the side of the road.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  So be honest with me.

• 40:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  When you guys are shooting and it's lunch, right? Do you eat with the cast or do you eat by yourself?

• 40:23Speaker 04

  Well, ordinarily I would eat with the cast if, if I was acting.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 40:27Speaker 04

  Um, because I've never, you know, normally I'm not the leader of it, but, but I, I wasn't to fraternize with the contestants.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Is that a part of the contract?

• 40:34Speaker 04

  No, I just felt like there needed to be a disconnect between me and them because I, I was for the most part, the bearer of bad news. If I showed up to the house, something was about to go down. You're about to have some cockroaches poured on you. You're about to eat something shit or one of you was getting eliminated a bit early or something like that. Something was, I, I never came in with like, and today's candy day.

• 40:59Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? So, so they didn't particularly.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  So there was never ever like, you know what I mean, like a cast dinner at a restaurant or something?

• 41:06Speaker 04

  No, but I, I, there's, look, I, I liked all the contestants by the end because I didn't have any English speaking TV. I was just watching Netflix on my iPad and then apart from that, my TV was watching the show because it's, the show's 24 hours a day. They're filming them. So I, I would just, producers would be texting me like such and such, kiss such and such. And I was like, ooh, the drama.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 41:30Speaker 04

  It was just like gossiping about these 15, 12, 15 people living in a house, you know, seeing what they're up to all day. But I, I, I, I follow them all now on social media because I like to see how they're all, um, enjoying whatever is fame or being on TV or whatever their 15 minutes is. I like to watch, I think it's fun to watch the people enjoying themselves like that.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  But when people are leaving the show.

• 41:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Do you, do you pull them aside and go, hey, nice working with you, mate?

• 41:59Speaker 04

  Uh, no, I, I actually, the next time I see them.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  If I, even if I'm on a show, like, you know what I mean, there's a guest star.

• 42:07Speaker 00

  You just say the same line every time you communicate with him.

• 42:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 42:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, I, I.

• 42:11Speaker 03

  Hey, mate.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  He's Australian, that's what they say!

• 42:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:15Speaker 03

  But he doesn't say it at the end of every sentence.

• 42:17Speaker 04

  Thanks, mate.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  Um, so.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  What are you, fucking Judas here? I'm not around here, dude.

• 42:27Speaker 03

  He doesn't say it.

• 42:28Speaker 04

  I don't, I don't. I very rarely say it.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it hooks me, like, I don't know how to do the Australian accent. I just feel like if.

• 42:35Speaker 00

  What?

• 42:36Speaker 03

  You can do it.

• 42:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, if I finished every story with you and then you were like, sayonara, like, you know what I mean?

• 42:44Speaker 04

  Like, you gotta, you gotta watch it.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right, right. You're right, you're right, right, you're right. Sayonara.

• 42:51Speaker 04

  Like, you, okay, you're, it's my word, it's my word.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:55Speaker 04

  You can't use that word. Just consider it the M word.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 42:59Speaker 04

  All right, there's no, no.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  It's the M word, the M word.

• 43:01Speaker 04

  You can't say the M word.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, so go on, so the show?

• 43:05Speaker 04

  Okay, what was it talking about? Oh, I got quite, I got quite fond of all of them, you know what I mean? Like, they, they all seemed to be nice people. And same thing with doing the 1%. Is, is there anything more fun in the world than telling someone they've won a hundred thousand bucks?

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:18Speaker 04

  It's really fun.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's it's a life changer, a hundred grand for them, for everyone.

• 43:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, it does. It does make me laugh, though, when when when sometimes you talk to people and you're like, and what would you do with the money? And they're like, I'd buy a house and a car, I'd go on vacation, and I'd help my mum out, and I'd donate some of it to charity. And you're like, settle down?

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:39Speaker 04

  Just pick one of those things and go with that.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, after taxes, it's rough.

• 43:43Speaker 04

  Well, you don't pay taxes on your prize money in Australia.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't?

• 43:48Speaker 04

  No, you don't.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 43:49Speaker 04

  So if so, playing the one percent club, actually, because it's sixty something cents, that's probably after taxes what you'd get off a hundred grand, sixty sixty two thousand off a hundred grand after taxes, maybe?

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:00Speaker 04

  Uh, where you really want to play a game show, you want to play in Britain. No taxes on winnings, and you get a hundred thousand quid, pounds.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  Pounds, wow.

• 44:09Speaker 04

  That's your good stuff. Don't want to play in India. You don't want to be doing a game show in India.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  They give you none.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  Hundred thousand rupees, doesn't go as far as you thought.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Would you?

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc, guys. You know what's you know what the most important thing in life is?

• 44:39Speaker 03

  What?

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Your health.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Don't you have you heard of that before?

• 44:43Speaker 03

  I haven't.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, I'm telling you right now, Zocdoc can help you live.

• 44:48Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because it's like, do you get sick?

• 44:50Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 44:50Bobby Lee?

  You get bruises?

• 44:51Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  You break a bone?

• 44:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  Where do you go? You go to Zocdoc. Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors, Jaime, and click to instantly book an appointment. I mean, look at, we're talking about booking, look at me right now.

• 45:05Speaker 03

  I'm looking at.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  We're talking about booking in in in-network appointments with more than a hundred thousand doctors across every specialty. From mental health, look at me right now, man, to dental health, primary care to urgent care and more.

• 45:16Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? What else can they get? Zocdoc, there?

• 45:19Speaker 03

  Uh, you can filter for doctors who take your insurance, are located nearby, are a good fit for any medical need you may have, Bobby. And are highly rated by verified patients.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 45:33Speaker 03

  You hear that?

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  And look at me right now then. Once you find the right doctor, you can see their actual appointments openings. Choose a time slot that works for you and click to instantly book a visit.

• 45:43Speaker 03

  Oh yeah?

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:44Speaker 03

  Look at me Bobby.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  Appointment made through Zocdoc also happen fast. Look at me?

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:49Speaker 03

  And typically within just twenty-four and seventy-two hours of booking.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:54Speaker 03

  You can even score a same-day appointment.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Amazing. I use this and you should too because I'll tell you why. Like some, one time I had a skin thing, a rash.

• 46:02Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  It was on my like back shoulder and I wanted to find a good dermatologist for my thing, right? I went to Zocdoc, right?

• 46:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  And this one guy, right? Dr. Chosen, he had the highest stars.

• 46:14Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  He had the best reviews. I went to him, guess what? Guess what I don't have? A rash on my body anymore.

• 46:21Speaker 03

  Nice. Cause of Zocdoc.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:24Speaker 00

  Stop putting off those doctor appointments. Go to zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book your top rated doctor today. That's z o c d o c dot com slash belly. Zocdoc dot com slash belly.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

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• 46:51Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  And it can happen spontaneously.

• 46:53Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  Like a fever, like a fever dream.

• 46:55Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  And sometimes, you know, I'm fifty-three, I have ED.

• 46:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  And uh, when I need to get going and there's a war going on, um, I take BlueChew. And with BlueChew, it's, it's, it's not a tablet. People think it is, it's not. It's a cheat code for your crotch. Stronger, harder, longer lasting. Like someone gave your downstairs a pep talk and a gym membership.

• 47:20Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  BlueChew is the original brand offering treble tablets for better sex. I'll tell you this right now.

• 47:25Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  If you don't take it, you're the guy in the locker, man.

• 47:30Speaker 00

  Aw, man.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, and you're the, you're the one that's being bullied.

• 47:33Speaker 00

  No.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. BlueChew is the king chew. You want King Shoes? Alright, so um. Blue chew for the bottom stuff.

• 47:43Speaker 00

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• 48:08Speaker 04

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• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Would you, I mean, do you want to, would you ever live in Australia permanently or no?

• 48:31Speaker 04

  I think about it every now and again, just because little things, you know, private schools cheaper, you know, um. Gun crimes less and, you know, there's certain things, but I, I have a lot of love for America. I'm an American citizen.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  I know you are.

• 48:46Speaker 04

  I, I, I have assimilated.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  We love you here.

• 48:50Speaker 04

  People, people don't think I have assimilated, but I, you know, I, because I say, um, I speak out against different things in the news or whatever. But that's just, as I said, you just say everything you've got and hopefully something funny will fall out. But, but I would do the same thing with Australian politicians. If there was an Australian politician I didn't like, I would voice that as well over there. I did the same thing when I lived in the UK. So I don't see that. I always found it funny when you, you, you criticize a place and then people are like, if you don't like it, go somewhere else. Well, it turns out that I don't like anywhere on earth then, because everywhere on earth has something worth criticizing.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, right.

• 49:24Speaker 04

  But it doesn't mean that I don't love America, but I, I, you know, you, you're not perfect.

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  I loved the parade the other day. How good was the fucking parade? Just with cunts going by in a Jeep.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:34Speaker 04

  As Trump.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  The, the, the weeks from the tanks freaked me out.

• 49:38Speaker 04

  Ah, it just, it just looked like extras from fucking MASH.

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was so sad.

• 49:43Speaker 04

  Which, which would be a good name for a special for you. Extras.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  That, what?

• 49:50Speaker 04

  Extras from that.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  Extras from that. That'd be a good fucking show idea.

• 49:56Speaker 04

  It's a great show idea.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, like, the, the Asian extras, because it was probably done.

• 49:59Speaker 04

  That was, for an Asian actor in the 1970s.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:03Speaker 04

  Living in LA.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:05Speaker 04

  You were rubbing your hands together with mash, right? Weren't you just?

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:11Speaker 04

  It's like, yeah, I will do mash all day.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:13Speaker 04

  And it's like, it's like, I, I bet you there's a lot of Arab people who are slightly happy that the world's kicking off again. Because remember all the work they got after nine 11 on like shows like 24?

• 50:23Speaker 00

  So many.

• 50:23Speaker 04

  Like, after, after nine 11, that was the golden age for Arab actors.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:30Speaker 04

  They never had it so good. Never had it so good.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:32Speaker 04

  And then we became tolerant and they lost all their work.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We, I mean, I think, have Asians had that opportunity, maybe after Kung Fu or something, I, I, the Covid, um.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  You, you reckon after Covid, Covid the movie? You'd be lab guy once.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:47Speaker 04

  Hey, they tell me not to walk across the lab without the lid on, but what am I gonna do? Trip up? Oh!

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, I don't know. I, I don't think there's been an influx of Asian, like, Asian shit in America.

• 51:00Speaker 04

  Well, okay, so at the moment, if you were from Israel or from Iran, there's gonna be a lot of acting jobs coming up. So they're hitting a good time.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 51:10Speaker 04

  Australia never really goes to war with people. And the problem with that is, you know, you've got enough white actors who could play my part.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 51:17Speaker 04

  In America, who could just do the voice. So I've always felt prejudice against that.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:25Speaker 04

  Doing the American accent is like a thing that all Australians have to learn when, like, it's the first thing when you do when you're, when you're acting.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 51:31Speaker 04

  Is like, you gotta do an American accent.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  But you guys have banger actors.

• 51:35Speaker 04

  We have.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  The best.

• 51:36Speaker 04

  For a country of 23 or 24 million people, so we're the population of Ohio, right?

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:43Speaker 04

  For the whole world, I reckon we get 10% of all the big actors.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 51:49Speaker 04

  We fucking crush.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Crush it.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Crush.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what you also you're crushing? Fucking music.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  We do a right.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  The bands?

• 51:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  Even the small bands all over Australia. I just love them all. They're so talented. They're inventive. Um, what's it? Jesus gizzard lizard? What's that?

• 52:09Speaker 04

  I don't know. I haven't kept up with Australian music. Mate, I've got kids.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  You do.

• 52:13Speaker 04

  The second you have kids, you buy the last bit of music for yourself.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  But but music, acting, also, we were just there. And I was surprised of how like knowledgeable they were with just American like podcasting.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  Okay, so.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  A guy, I went to a mall, he shut down the mall, like the his store. Put the grate down because I was there and he just wanted me to do a private shop. I had never had that before.

• 52:38Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  But I just, just, you said the food's great. It's just a great place.

• 52:43Speaker 04

  I would live in Australia. I would live in Perth. My rugby league team has just been letting back into the competition. I went to university in Perth. I really like Perth. It's a beautiful city. It's isolated. And now it's the only place in Australia that you can fly directly to London and you can fly directly to New York from Perth. Cause you go the other way around. So they made, before you could never get to London without stopping off in Singapore or Hong Kong or something like that.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  So, uh, and Italy and France. And so it's sort of gonna become the gateway to Australia. And they got the Quakers, man. I would, I would, I love Perth. I love Perth.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  It was, it was beautiful. I mean, the whole uh, country was beautiful. I mean.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Well, the middle bit's not. Have you been to the middle bit?

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's no one there.

• 53:21Speaker 04

  It's just red dirt and snakes.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I saw a documentary.

• 53:23Speaker 04

  I think that's why I get to host the snake. Now, I've got to be. I've got to be the first uh, American show, game show host with an Australian accent. Can anyone think of another one?

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let me think.

• 53:36Speaker 04

  We, we've said we have all the actors.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:38Speaker 04

  But has there ever been a like, now it's time for final jeopardy?

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  That's never.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  I've never, yeah.

• 53:45Speaker 04

  It's a daily double, ladies and gentlemen. Calm down, calm down.

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  I think you're the first.

• 53:50Speaker 04

  I think I'm the first.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:52Speaker 04

  And I think it's because the show's called The Snake.

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 53:56Speaker 04

  Right, so snake this, snake that. Who's going to be the snake?

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  How is the show doing?

• 54:02Speaker 04

  Um, we're only one episode in.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 54:05Speaker 04

  And I'll be honest, our first episode aired against the Stanley Cup, the NBA Finals, and Iran being bombed. So.

• 54:14Speaker 04

  So it was.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Tough competition.

• 54:15Speaker 04

  It was on against some classics, right?

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But, um, because those gigs, Jim, don't, they're not around anymore for anybody.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, look.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  They're on the lottery almost.

• 54:26Speaker 04

  I'm very happy to have, like, a lot of people give me shit about it, right?

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 54:31Speaker 04

  Because, of course, you know, that's the whole thing, your game. Do you remember when we started? We're older comics these days, right? When, when, in the early 2000s, as comedians, because Bill Hicks said once on some fucking routine.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  The commercial thing.

• 54:46Speaker 04

  That we can't do commercials, that we're a piece of shit, and everyone bought into that.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:50Speaker 04

  That no comedians did adverts.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:53Speaker 04

  Right?

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:54Speaker 04

  All the years I could have done something for a vodka company, or this, that, and the other, and we all turned these fucking adverts down because, oh no, we're comedians and we're not to do advertisements. Meanwhile, fucking, um, Brad Pitt's allowed to do perfume, fucking the, the, the, the, uh, Orator, Orator, right? Guys allowed to drive around in a Lincoln like a fucking wanker.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:14Speaker 04

  McConaughey's allowed to go, I drive a Lincoln because of blah, blah, blah, blah, like that, right?

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right.

• 55:19Speaker 04

  And we're not allowed to advertise shit, and now comics are advertising stuff. Gillis is doing Budweiser.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 55:26Speaker 04

  People are doing, and I have absolutely no problem.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  I mean, this sur, this show survives on advertising.

• 55:30Speaker 04

  Exactly. And we started doing podcasts and we started reading adverts. And I don't know why there was this disconnect between comedians and being able to advertise a product. Like, Paul Hogan used to advertise, when I was a little kid, everything was advertised in Australia by Paul Hogan. Before Crocodile Dundee, he was dead set, he was advertising cigarettes with a smooth menthol flavour. A flavour you can trust, you know, he was doing that type of thing.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow, wow. But you do, but don't you think that, like?

• 56:00Speaker 04

  Have you seen the filter, I was just in Canada, you smoke, have you seen the filters in Canada?

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Which ones?

• 56:05Speaker 04

  The filters in Canada. Are they Canadian?

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  I have this, you mean this thing?

• 56:09Speaker 04

  No, no, no, Canadian cigarettes.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is uh, Canadian.

• 56:13Speaker 04

  Okay, on the Canadian cigarettes, on the filter bit now.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:16Speaker 04

  It just has like, you're gonna die.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Poison.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  So this is.

• 56:21Speaker 04

  You stink, just whatever. It just says all the classic, it used to be on the packet where you could. I used to do a joke years ago about like, I got a kid, I got a baby, not very good looking kid. He's been doing a bit of modeling, mostly cigarette packets, right? And, you know, it's a bit of fun.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is from Canada.

• 56:39Speaker 04

  It's from Canada.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know what the.

• 56:42Speaker 04

  Oh, it's in French, thank God.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:44Speaker 04

  Thank God. Yeah, look at that.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 56:47Speaker 04

  That's on the filters, man.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Unbelievable.

• 56:49Speaker 04

  That's on the filters. That's like riding on the side of my cock, um, HPV.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  At that, yeah. At that point, at that point, it's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:01Speaker 04

  They're sucking it, just looking down the shaft.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:04Speaker 04

  Well, I had to make a warning.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:06Speaker 03

  That's unbelievable.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Here's my problem with commercials though.

• 57:08Speaker 04

  Hang on, you meant to say something.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  No, that's, that's not unbelievable.

• 57:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's good.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  That's what you fuck stuff for.

• 57:16Speaker 03

  Sorry, mate.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Here's my problem.

• 57:18Speaker 04

  He can say, mate, he does it good. He does it good. He doesn't sound like it's sarcastic. When you come out, there's some undertone of meanness.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  My problem with that.

• 57:30Speaker 04

  I told you about the time.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done talking.

• 57:32Speaker 04

  I told you about the time that I, I, my brother came out to visit me about fifteen years ago.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:36Speaker 04

  In America and I was, I was, uh, I just took him to Vegas. I think I've told you about this. I just took him to Vegas, uh, and I said, we'll go out, he's never been up there. My older brother, he's like seven years older than me. Uh, this is, uh, I hadn't even started really performing in Vegas. This is fifteen, sixteen years ago when I first moved to America.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  And, and I was walking past a comedy club in the Palms and I said, hey, there's, uh, uh, there's Bobby Lee at the front. And I was like, I fucking know this guy. I said, know this guy. He's a good dude. He's a good dude. I'll introduce you. We'll watch a bit of the show, right? Oh, he's a really nice bloke, really nice bloke. I walk in there and Bobby's just naked. Just rolling around in his own filth. And, no, you were like, you were like giving someone a lap dance in the front row and my brother was like this. It's all right. I don't have to meet him.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  You've never told me that story.

• 58:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, we walk, we walk back out of the room.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  That's the saddest story I've ever heard in my life.

• 58:29Speaker 04

  We never said hello to you or anything.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  Look, in your defense, you were killing.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's go back to, um.

• 58:40Speaker 03

  Are you doing an American accent?

• 58:42Speaker 04

  Better than you.

• 58:47Speaker 03

  Can I hear it?

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Stop.

• 58:49Speaker 03

  What?

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  Can I go back to my hat?

• 58:51Speaker 04

  I don't, I don't do a tremendous American accent, but I do a, I, whatever I do it, I can't do, I can't, I can't do like a macho guy, but I always do a guy where you're in a lot of trouble.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  My problem with, can I finish my point here?

• 59:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, go finish.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  My problem with adverts is.

• 59:10Speaker 04

  He's an interesting fella.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Is when you're going through TikTok and you see multimillionaires pawning some sort of like game app.

• 59:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy Fallon or, or Courtney Kong.

• 59:24Speaker 04

  Oh, I don't like the, I don't like that either. The video, the, the, I'm playing online poker. Now, I know they must pay.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:32Speaker 04

  But it's gambling, man. Gambling fucks people up.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  I have a friend who is a gambling addict. I've had a few in me life, actually, and it's, it's never ends well.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  No one ever, no one ever has the big win gambling and then calls it a fucking day. They just keep on gambling until they get to zero.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm not talking about gambling, but you know what I mean? Like this.

• 59:50Speaker 03

  Royal Kingdom?

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Because here's my problem with this. My, my problem with this is that they made a million dollars a week on Friends.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 59:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, you don't, what do you need? It's just not a good look. What do you need more money?

• 1:00:04Speaker 04

  That one, that one isn't gambling. That's just like.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  That's just like King's Court type of thing. It's Candy Crush or something.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:10Speaker 04

  No, I'm not, I'm not upset with that.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  You're not? But what I'm just saying is how much more money do they need?

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  You know what this means?

• 1:00:16Speaker 04

  We don't know how much they got paid.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 1:00:19Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? Like if, if, if they had, if they had to do this in an hour and that paid them four episodes of Friends?

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  Fuck yeah. But then, so, so, so Larry David.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  So it's against what?

• 1:00:29Speaker 04

  Larry David, Larry, well, that one doesn't hurt anyone. It's Candy Crush thing. They're gonna, it's, it's just a game, right? You, everyone knows not to pay.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  Those though.

• 1:00:38Speaker 04

  No one ever pay.

• 1:00:38Speaker 03

  I'm with you, Bobby. Um, this pisses me off.

• 1:00:41Speaker 04

  I didn't like, I didn't like, I didn't like Larry, I didn't like Larry David doing crypto, the crypto one.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:47Speaker 04

  That one I didn't like because that's a very speculative type of thing and it's like, but the one I disliked the most. Um, eh eh, look, maybe I'm a bit biased cause with the Courtney one because I've met Courtney and she's a very nice lady. I don't say enough nice things about her.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  I've met her too and she's very nice.

• 1:01:03Speaker 04

  A delight.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I'm talking about.

• 1:01:05Speaker 04

  She is a delight of a human being.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  Lisa Kudrow is very nice.

• 1:01:08Speaker 04

  Oh, I know, I've heard terrible things about her. Um, no, I've never met Lisa Kudrow, but but but Courtney Cox is a very, very nice lady. Um, uh, the one I didn't like was Julia Louis-Dreyfus doing Old Navy.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, why? Why is that a problem?

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  Okay, cause Julia Louis-Dreyfus was a billionaire before she did Seinfeld.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:01:27Speaker 04

  She was born into money, right? And I can also tell you, which I have no problem with, cause she's really good, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's really good.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Super talented.

• 1:01:35Speaker 04

  Super talented. She deserves every cent that was ever paid to her. That's why I can't, but then I don't need to see her do an Old Navy commercial for a couple of, and she did a whole heap of them, for a couple of reasons, right?

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Is that Snoop?

• 1:01:48Speaker 04

  She's not fucking wearing Old Navy. Now Courtney Cox might be playing Candy Crush.

• 1:01:56Speaker 04

  You get what I'm saying?

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:57Speaker 04

  There is a world.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  How do you know that?

• 1:01:58Speaker 04

  There is a world where Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow are playing Candy Crush.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:03Speaker 04

  I haven't seen this ad. I've just seen the one where she's in Old Navy saying the jeans. This one's one that's missed me completely.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow, but this is a Old Navy commercial. Wow. Now, Camille at this point was young. I get that, right?

• 1:02:18Speaker 04

  No, I, no problem with him. He's not worth a billion dollars. She's worth a billion dollars.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so if you're, if you're a Rockefeller, you can't do commercials.

• 1:02:29Speaker 04

  I don't think, yeah, I, okay. If you do do commercials, do it for shit that you, you, you fucking use, right? So Rolex commercials.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  The slave trade, whatever you use.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. Okay, okay. Whatever you use. Okay, I get it. I get, yeah. But, um, but you know what? You just changed my mind, I guess.

• 1:02:50Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no. Still, that, the Royal Kingdom app game, that, that, that makes me mad.

• 1:02:56Speaker 04

  Has Royal Kingdom done something to you, sir?

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Speaker 04

  Have you, have you, have you, have you paid, have you paid too much?

• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  No, nobody played.

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  What level are you at?

• 1:03:04Speaker 03

  Level five.

• 1:03:05Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you really play it?

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  No, it doesn't make me wanna play it.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:03:09Speaker 03

  You know what this says about the American system?

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, I would love your commentary about society and culture. I love it.

• 1:03:15Speaker 03

  These actors, if they're doing these fucking game ads.

• 1:03:18Speaker 00

  Does he have a cigarette in his hand?

• 1:03:20Speaker 03

  Oh, you filters.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  They're not filtered. Put them back, please.

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  They're little tiny cigarettes.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:26Speaker 03

  I have HPV.

• 1:03:27Speaker 05

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• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  Weird.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Not really a callback, but. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  Cut that out, please.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Keep that in.

• 1:04:09Speaker 04

  How did he just make HPV uncool?

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Finish your thought.

• 1:04:16Speaker 03

  Um, yeah, these actors are doing these game ads that nobody downloads because I don't download the game.

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  It feels like we're about to go in like in a recession, so.

• 1:04:31Speaker 03

  If these actors, high-paying actors.

• 1:04:33Speaker 04

  You buy some Trump NFTs to fight against the economy, you'll be fine.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Good point, Jim. Okay. I mean, good point.

• 1:04:41Speaker 03

  Right?

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  All right. So you have the tortilla, you have the meat and the onion.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:48Speaker 04

  And that's all you have.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  That's all you have.

• 1:04:49Speaker 04

  What's your beverage of choice with it?

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  Uh, Mexican Coke.

• 1:04:52Speaker 04

  Mexican Coke? Did you know, because I used to do a podcast, I do another podcast now called ATM with Amos Gill. You friends with Amos? You know Amos?

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Never heard of him.

• 1:04:59Speaker 04

  You like him?

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would like to meet him. I'd like to meet him.

• 1:05:02Speaker 04

  No, he's a very funny guy.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Black?

• 1:05:04Speaker 04

  No, no, Australian Croatian.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:06Speaker 04

  Which is, which is kind of like our black people.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:05:10Speaker 04

  Um, uh, do you, okay, so we did a podcast called, I don't know about that, we did one on Coca-Cola. Do you know that Coca-Cola, the nation of people, there's Amos there.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  I've seen him before.

• 1:05:20Speaker 04

  The nation of people who drink the most Coca-Cola are Mexicans. It's number one.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, and the Coca-Cola has a palate resetting formula to it. The flavour of cola, you sip cola, it fills your taste buds and then it dissipates very quickly. So each bite of your hamburger or each bite of your pizza tastes like the first bite you've had. And that's why Coca-Cola goes so well with food. Even if you prefer Fanta, you never want to have an orange flavour in your mouth whilst you're eating food. But Coca-Cola is meant for food and Dr Pepper works as well because one of the 23 ingredients is cola. If you have cola in things, that is meant for food.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Does that apply to diet?

• 1:05:58Speaker 04

  Yes, so next time you eat something, then take a sip of Coca-Cola, fill your palate, reset and then start again. It's a fucking game changer. You'll never want to have, you'll never want to have a meal without Coca-Cola again.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Now, why would you, how did you know?

• 1:06:12Speaker 04

  You put Amos, put Amos back up there. Where's, where's, that was Amos? So we call the podcast At This Moment, which ATM, which you know, what does ATM mean?

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  All things comedy.

• 1:06:24Speaker 04

  That's ATC. We, we, we do it.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on.

• 1:06:28Speaker 04

  We do it.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on. I don't know what ATM stands for.

• 1:06:30Speaker 04

  Okay, we, you all know, don't you? It's, it's ask to mouth, right? Ask to mouth.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Ask to mouth, okay.

• 1:06:36Speaker 04

  It's the porn, it's the porn search of all porn searches. It's when you've, when you have to abbreviate ask to mouth because there's a search engine that will understand you a lot quicker. Your life spiraled. Um, so there we go. So there's me and Amos. We talk about the things that go on this week. We do a little review of the snake and it's basically just like this.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Is this your house or?

• 1:06:55Speaker 04

  That is, that is a section of my house. Yes, it's not my whole house. It's not a studio. I don't just live with a whole Pac-Man machine and a map of Australia behind me.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, great couch.

• 1:07:05Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  What is that, what is that Pac-Man? Yeah.

• 1:07:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, that's just an upstairs little area. I call that in my house, the teenage area where my son has his mates watch, you know, play video games whilst I'm downstairs watching TV if I'm not there.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. And so how many episodes is this? How many have you done?

• 1:07:23Speaker 04

  That's just one episode you're looking at.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  How many have you done, Jim?

• 1:07:26Speaker 04

  Oh, we're about, we're in, we're in about fifteen. So I'll tell you what happened, right? So we start out, we start out and on the first podcast, we're talking about Donald Trump getting elected. And how the Village People, how Donald Trump does that dance, it looks like he's wanking off two cocks. And all I said was, all I said was, I said, it's so funny to watch all these right wing evangelical people dancing to the Village People.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Speaker 04

  Uh, when the YMCA song is clearly about men bumming in the showers. Now bumming is a British term for anal sex, right?

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:01Speaker 04

  And so I stand by that, like, young man, if you're down on your dough, there's a place. I would even argue that it's not just about men having sex in the shower. I'd say it's about young male prostitution. I would go as far to say that, right? Um, so I said this with the knowledge that everyone since the dawn of time has known that the Village People are gay, right?

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  They are?

• 1:08:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, that's, they were, they were designed by, like, they, they, they, they were the fantasy of all gay strip.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  Even as a kid, when I saw them, I go, they're.

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, they're from, they're from Greenwich Village, which is the place where, you know, the gay people live. That's why they're called the Village People. They were, they were put together for this holiday. So Victor Willis, who's the lead singer from the, from the Village People, who is.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  Is that, is that the native one or the cop?

• 1:08:46Speaker 04

  He's the cop.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:08:48Speaker 04

  He's the cop. Now, he might not have known they were all gay. He might not have known because he was at the front.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  He was not gay?

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  He, well, he was married to Mrs. Huxtable, um, Patrice, whatever, like from the Village, from the, from the Cosby Show.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, what?

• 1:09:02Speaker 04

  He, at the hot, yeah, him, he was married to Mrs. Huxtable off the Cosby Show. Because that, that woman, she knows, she, she has a good eye for good men.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  And. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:15Speaker 04

  And she was married to, now he's married to a person called Karen, Karen Willis. And Karen Willis sent me and Amos a cease and desist letter.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:09:24Speaker 04

  That we were going to be sued for defamation for saying that the Village People, uh, music had gay overtones.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that the anthem? I'm so.

• 1:09:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, this is, this is the whole thing.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  That's insane!

• 1:09:38Speaker 04

  Right? So there, there he was back in the day with Huxtable, right?

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:42Speaker 04

  So, so we get, we get this cease and desist letter and then somehow this letter is leaked to TMZ by me. And.

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm like, this is too funny, right? So I, I sent it to, to think. And so Karen has on the letter, she has a phone number. So I ring her up, right? Now, obviously you're not allowed to record people against their will and lots of stuff. And so there's no footage of this, so I can't. But she said, um, she said to me, she goes, she goes, you, you can't say that it's a gay song. And I said, I think everyone thinks it's a gay song. I said, I, I don't think the people dancing to it have any issue with it being. I think Donald Trump's well aware as well. I don't think anyone's going, oh, this is a song about gays.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:20Speaker 04

  And I go, and even if it is, I don't think anyone's concerned about this. And she goes, well, we're gonna get you for defamation and you'll have to go to court and it'll eat up all this money and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I said, I said, all right, fine. I said, the YMCA isn't about homosexuality. And I said, but Macho Man and in the Navy are as gay as fuck, right?

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:42Speaker 04

  Right?

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:43Speaker 04

  And then she.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  You said that?

• 1:10:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I said it to her.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 1:10:45Speaker 04

  And she went, she went, oh, Macho Man. Yeah. There we go.

• 1:10:52Speaker 00

  That's a real thing.

• 1:10:53Speaker 04

  Rolling Stone did an article.

• 1:10:55Speaker 00

  That's a real thing.

• 1:10:56Speaker 04

  Right?

• 1:10:56Speaker 00

  I can't believe it.

• 1:10:57Speaker 04

  And then she goes, she goes, oh, in the Navy, it's just about blokes joining the Navy.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa.

• 1:11:04Speaker 04

  And I said, it has a lyric in there that says, we need more semen.

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  I said, this is clearly a double entendre. This is clearly. And I said, and I said, uh, I said, Macho Man. She goes, that's just about men working out in the gym. And I said, Karen? I said, all right, I can't tell you, you're wrong, right? Because you, you believe what you believe, but I'll tell you something about your husband. He's never written one song that involved a woman in any way. At no stage has there been a li- I'll tell you, he's never written a song called Karen.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 1:11:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's never written a song called Karen. It's like at the beginning of Macho Man, it's body, gotta move that body, baby. He, he never went like titties. Put my dick in between titties, baby.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:53Speaker 04

  Like, you know what I mean? Like, all of it was.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:56Speaker 04

  It was for disco and it was for people to dance around.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  But did you research that before you even called Karen? How did you know that information?

• 1:12:03Speaker 04

  Because I started listening to the Village People because the, the thought that, the thought that they, uh, weren't gay was so preposterous to me. So I just put it on the Spotify in the car.

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:13Speaker 04

  And I gotta tell you, man, fucking bangers, those songs.

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  So many, so many good ones.

• 1:12:18Speaker 04

  They're bangers. I, I, I, through this whole process, I've become a fan of the Village People.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:24Speaker 04

  There's, there's even songs like Do the Milkshake. Does anyone remember Do the Milkshake, the milkshake?

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I've never heard that.

• 1:12:31Speaker 04

  The Milkshake, that was like off their movie. You can't stop the music.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  Nobody can stop the music.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  Is Milkshake slang for come?

• 1:12:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, Do the Milkshake is when you get home from school and you're a bit bored. It's just like when you get home from school, you've got nothing to do. Do the milkshake, the milkshake, do the shake.

• 1:12:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, when you read it now, you can see the.

• 1:12:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, then you come home from school and they want something cold to drink. They need, they also need something good and sweet, just a glass of milk, of milk. It's not very hard to do it. You blend it together, do the shake. It's basically when, when you get home, just before your parents get home.

• 1:13:08Speaker 00

  Do it.

• 1:13:09Speaker 04

  Have a wank.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow, that's what it's about, yeah.

• 1:13:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, have a, have a wank. And they're like this, I can't believe.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:16Speaker 04

  You would say such things. Like, like, like the biker from the Village People died from AIDS, right? Now I'm not.

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:13:26Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, no, it's, it happened, but it happened like.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me just guess who the, the, there's the cop.

• 1:13:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:32Bobby Lee?

  Native biker, uh, is there a fireman?

• 1:13:35Speaker 04

  There's no fireman.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, fuck, let me.

• 1:13:37Speaker 04

  You've got a construction worker.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  A construction worker, there's, there's one more, right?

• 1:13:41Speaker 04

  We've got the Indian, the construction worker, the cop, the biker.

• 1:13:48Speaker 04

  The sailor.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  The sailor. Oh my god. Wait, cowboy.

• 1:13:53Speaker 04

  There they are. That was, that was during their phase where they were all impersonating Liam Gallagher.

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:00Speaker 04

  They're like, said maybe, I don't really wanna know.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't think there's a semen. I think it's a cowboy, no?

• 1:14:08Speaker 04

  Well, in that one, he's just an extra cop. He's got like a security guard, but sometimes you'd have it. He's a cowboy.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Cowboy, cowboy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:16Speaker 04

  But Victor wasn't gay and the blokes behind him, you know, I don't know.

• 1:14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:20Speaker 04

  I don't know. I'm sure the biker was. Come on, the biker was.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  What happened with?

• 1:14:23Speaker 04

  If the biker wasn't gay, my, my gaydar is completely off. I have to go down to Best Buy to get it tuned up.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:33Speaker 04

  I want a refund if he's not.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  What happened to Karen? What happened to this thing?

• 1:14:38Speaker 04

  Well, she started off as the cowboy and then over years.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  No, when you called her.

• 1:14:42Speaker 04

  No, so, so me and Karen, I just went, all right, Karen, I'll stop talking about. Now, obviously, I'm talking about it again now. And then they, they had Harvey Levin from TMZ.

• 1:14:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:14:53Speaker 04

  Right? Who is a gay lawyer, right? He does a podcast. He interviews Victor Willis.

• 1:14:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:14:59Speaker 04

  And he's just like, come on.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:02Speaker 04

  Come on, it's all gay. And then he's like this, no, no, it's not good. Cause what's hap- let's be, the truth of the matter is, they're getting a whole heap of Republican dollars because YMCA went back up through the charts.

• 1:15:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:12Speaker 04

  And they were relevant again, so they're selling out their gay fanbase.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is.

• 1:15:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're selling out their gay fanbase and just going, where, like, the fact that the Village people are trying to reinvent themselves.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow, that's what it is. I didn't even thought about that.

• 1:15:25Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? Like.

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:27Speaker 04

  Like you're getting rid of the cop because the police are being defunded.

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  Um, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:33Speaker 04

  Anyway, so.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  Trump ba- basically revitalized their songs and they're probably making.

• 1:15:38Speaker 04

  What I wanna do is, I want my day in court and I wanna go like this, not guilty.

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they dropped it?

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  They, they, well, I wish they wouldn't because I would enjoy to continue fighting with the village people. So I'm trying to keep it alive a little bit.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what we're doing now.

• 1:15:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, but.

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they're gay, dude.

• 1:15:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  God, man.

• 1:16:01Speaker 04

  The YMCA is about bumming in the showers. I said it again, Karen.

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:05Speaker 04

  Um, but yeah, no, they dropped it because they don't have a leg to stand on because you can't tell people how to interpret art. If that was the case, I'm going to say that every joke I've ever written that misogynist is actually empowering of women. And if you tell me different, then I am going to sue. You know what I mean?

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:21Speaker 04

  It doesn't matter what I think of the joke. It matters what the person thinks. And I can't stop people's thoughts.

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:16:28Speaker 04

  You, I could, she can't stop the way that I, and I would never, I'm, first of all, I'm not homophobic, but I would never stop my sons, like if they were dancing to the YMCA, I wouldn't come over and with a rolled up newspaper and go, buddy, stop that.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:43Speaker 04

  That's what the bloody gays get up to. You don't wanna, no, what do I give a fuck?

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:47Speaker 04

  I, I, I never said it in a nasty way. I, I haven't had any backlash, any backlash from the gay community. No one in the gay community has just gone, how dare you bring us into this village people.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, right, right, right. Yeah, it's unbelievable, man. It's incredible.

• 1:17:01Speaker 04

  How are the gays doing with all the problems that's going on in Palestine?

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  They're thriving, they're thriving.

• 1:17:05Speaker 04

  And Iran, I feel like they haven't had a mention. The trans have been getting all the press.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:10Speaker 04

  The trans have been getting all the press. If you're gay, is it, is it going all right? You seem to be going all right.

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  They're killing it.

• 1:17:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think, I think they're doing well, aren't they?

• 1:17:19Speaker 03

  It's their month, so.

• 1:17:20Speaker 04

  Oh, it is their month.

• 1:17:21Bobby Lee?

  It is their month.

• 1:17:22Speaker 04

  It is their month.

• 1:17:23Bobby Lee?

  So is it worth having a kid? Cause I, I, you know what? I'm 53 now, Jim.

• 1:17:26Speaker 04

  No, it's not worth it for you.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:17:29Speaker 04

  Because.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I want one.

• 1:17:30Speaker 04

  If, if you have to, if you have to ask the question.

• 1:17:34Speaker 03

  Sorry, Jim.

• 1:17:34Speaker 04

  Okay, but you said you want one.

• 1:17:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just said I want one.

• 1:17:37Speaker 04

  Right, because you can't go into it like, I don't, if, if you, if about having children, if you're like this, I don't know, maybe I'd like to be a dad, maybe I wouldn't, which is the way a lot of people go into parenting.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  But I feel like that's what you were like.

• 1:17:48Speaker 04

  No, no, I was all for it.

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:17:50Speaker 04

  I, I.

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  But once you met your wife, though.

• 1:17:52Speaker 04

  No, but I, I had a child with someone that I'd known for two months. It was my first kid.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you had a kid before?

• 1:17:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then I, I've only been married once, and I'm married to my wife now, but like, for instance, the mother of my eldest child was over at the house last night because it was Father's Day and they all came over and then.

• 1:18:08Speaker 03

  Happy Father's Day.

• 1:18:09Speaker 04

  Where, thank you, thank you.

• 1:18:10Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, happy Father's Day to.

• 1:18:11Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:18:12Speaker 03

  To those guys, too.

• 1:18:13Speaker 04

  Thank you, thank you. Did you call your dad?

• 1:18:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I live with my dad.

• 1:18:16Speaker 04

  Jim, keep going. Um, so, so I.

• 1:18:21Speaker 03

  Sorry, Bobby.

• 1:18:23Speaker 04

  You, you apologized to me, it was fucking, you're the one who made me boring.

• 1:18:30Speaker 04

  Uh, so, so.

• 1:18:36Speaker 04

  What was I talking about? I'm being a dad, being a dad.

• 1:18:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:39Speaker 04

  If, so, so we all hang out together, we all get along, we're all gonna go on a holiday to Hawaii together coming up. We, so, so I'm very, very lucky in that regard. Uh, I wouldn't have more than two children. I had the vasectomy as soon as I had.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  The second one.

• 1:18:53Speaker 04

  The second one.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:55Speaker 04

  Because I was like, that's enough, because I wouldn't, I, I, I was forty, uh, five when I had my last. I was forty-five when I had my last kid and thirty-five when I had my first kid.

• 1:19:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:19:07Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? And so it's like, for me, I already, I already feel like an older dad to this second one. There's things that I can't quite do as much.

• 1:19:15Bobby Lee?

  Like what?

• 1:19:16Speaker 04

  Well, physically, just.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:19:18Speaker 04

  Okay, but you go jumping around the pool or playing catch for hours on fucking end.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:19:23Speaker 04

  When you're thirty-five, you'll wake up fine, and when you're forty-eight, you'll wake up and your shoulder will be sore.

• 1:19:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, okay.

• 1:19:28Speaker 04

  Right? And I don't imagine it's gonna be better in ten years. Right, so, so.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  That's what you play chess then.

• 1:19:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  That's what I would do, I'd play chess with my kid.

• 1:19:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, what, what an athlete you bring up. So, so, but, but, but you could physically do all the things you've been doing for years, the mangina and all the other tricks. Um, you get what I'm saying?

• 1:19:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:53Speaker 04

  All right. So, so what?

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  But, but what I'm asking you though is-

• 1:19:55Speaker 04

  Have you got a woman who wants to have a kid with you?

• 1:19:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, here's, oh, so here's what I'm doing. Okay, Jim?

• 1:20:00Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  Is that now when I'm dating women, that's a completely different factor now that I put into it.

• 1:20:06Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:20:06Bobby Lee?

  Before in your twenties, like hot, that's it.

• 1:20:08Speaker 04

  Yes, true.

• 1:20:09Bobby Lee?

  Right. But now it's like, you know, I mean, how are they a sepo?

• 1:20:12Speaker 04

  You start liking, what are their morals like? Are they good parents? Are they maternal?

• 1:20:17Bobby Lee?

  Right. All that stuff.

• 1:20:18Speaker 04

  How will their body look afterwards? Important stuff.

• 1:20:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, so I'm looking into all-

• 1:20:23Speaker 04

  God, I feel bad about that, Jake. Sorry, ladies. I was just having a laugh. Any, any woman who's given birth, you're a warrior.

• 1:20:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're, yeah.

• 1:20:30Speaker 04

  Although I will say this, I had a kidney stone. I had a fucking kidney stone in Canada.

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:35Speaker 04

  And the lady who, uh, was getting the kidney stone out and did all the MRIs and that sort of stuff, she goes, she goes, I've had four children and two kidney stones and the kidney stones were far worse than childbirth. Anyway, so I just repeated that to my wife. Why am I not allowed to say that something's more painful than childbirth? Like, like they have this one thing that we can't prove either way and then the monopoly for the rest of their life. We do childbirth. We do childbirth.

• 1:21:02Bobby Lee?

  Did she freak out?

• 1:21:03Speaker 04

  I'll tell you what's more painful than childbirth. Giving a woman a house. And I've done that before. And no one fucking, no one tells me how brave I am. Uh, can, can equally or even more for some, it doesn't say less than.

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:21:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's, uh-

• 1:21:19Bobby Lee?

  Really bad.

• 1:21:19Speaker 04

  Uh, at the end, at the end, when I saw the rock coming down, it looked like a fucking, uh, emu swallowing a coconut.

• 1:21:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow. What, how do you get kidney stones? I don't know much of-

• 1:21:31Speaker 04

  I got mine from oxalates. So each person has different, um, foods that can make them up. I may never have another one again, but oxalates are heavily contained in beets and soy and miso and sesame seeds. And they, they were all the things that were sort of in my diet that I was happy about.

• 1:21:48Bobby Lee?

  Those things.

• 1:21:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause I thought they were gonna go, ah, bloody too much red meat and some, uh. Uh, you gotta drink more water, uh, obesity, weight loss surgery, you're eating food with too much salt or sugar. But, well, my personal one was, here we go, calcium oxalates.

• 1:22:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:22:05Speaker 04

  Right? I didn't have the uric acid ones and then.

• 1:22:08Bobby Lee?

  I love uric acid, oh no.

• 1:22:10Speaker 04

  I have to. Well, the thing was, I pissed mine out into a bucket and then I collect, I kept it and I.

• 1:22:15Bobby Lee?

  How bad did it hurt?

• 1:22:17Speaker 04

  Okay, kidney to bladder is the most painful thing you have, like, you're about to part. They gave me three shots of morphine.

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:22:27Speaker 04

  Right? More, they, they gave me enough painkillers for someone who is dying from cancer.

• 1:22:32Bobby Lee?

  What? So now, how long is this process, the pain?

• 1:22:34Speaker 04

  Okay, so.

• 1:22:35Bobby Lee?

  The duration?

• 1:22:36Speaker 04

  So, so, so the, the cable from your kidney to your bladder is a quarter of the size of the urethra. Right? So, so it really hurts that bit. You think to begin with, oh, my appendix at first.

• 1:22:49Bobby Lee?

  How long though? Eight, eight hours?

• 1:22:51Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, about eight hours. And then, and then it moves down into the bladder and then you've got about. Twelve hours of just chilling before it decides to make its way into the cock. And I had to get back.

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:23:05Speaker 04

  I had to get back from Canada while it was just swimming around in my bladder with the knowledge of what was about to happen. And then I'm just sitting there, I just wanted to be home for it. Just get me home, just get me home, just get me home. And then it started to travel through. On the last twenty minutes of the flight and I looked like a drug mule where the condom would burst in my stomach.

• 1:23:22Speaker 04

  And I was just, I was just sweating just. Like, but who's smuggling drugs in from Canada?

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:30Speaker 04

  So, I just, I got a kidney stone, thank you very much.

• 1:23:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:23:33Speaker 04

  And then I went.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  Is it like a pinching? What is, I mean, is it?

• 1:23:35Speaker 04

  It's pain, nerves, it's pain. Now, now the thing is, I've never had anything like this in my life. I was on the phone to a doctor going, I'm gonna, I'm gonna die. I need to go to the emergency room. He goes, it's, it's coming, it's coming. Oh, no, no, I don't think it's moving. I don't think it's moving. Oh, I'm in pain. Oh, I'm in pain. And I had, I had my son's Halloween bucket. Next to me because it was just the only bucket I had in the house and handled. He didn't Halloween with it that year. And, and I pissed and it hit the side of the bucket and made a dink noise. And that was just, and I reached into the, to the piss.

• 1:24:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:09Speaker 04

  And pulled it out like I was just fucking a caveman pulling a fish out of the water and just went. Like that. And I've never had anything that is instant relief like that. So, so all the pain and everything was over.

• 1:24:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:25Speaker 04

  I could have played basketball.

• 1:24:26Bobby Lee?

  Right after, wow, wow, wow.

• 1:24:28Speaker 04

  Cause you think I'm gonna be in pain for a while. And then it's just like, I went, oh, I need, I was like this, I need more painkillers. I need bigger, better, I was gonna get someone who's gonna give me something. And then tink, and I went, yeah, I'm alright.

• 1:24:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that instantaneous.

• 1:24:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, instantaneous.

• 1:24:44Bobby Lee?

  Do you still have it?

• 1:24:45Speaker 04

  No, I gave it to the doctor and the doctor took it away, but I took, I took a photo of it. I wish I took a photo with an extra coin. Cause I took the photo and I, I, I took the photo to the Jimmy Kimmel show. Cause I was doing, you know what, like, you know, you're doing like Jimmy Kimmel or Fallon or something like that.

• 1:24:58Bobby Lee?

  Never done them, but okay.

• 1:24:59Speaker 04

  I don't have any, I'm like, I don't have any stories. I'd like to have a story.

• 1:25:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:04Speaker 04

  And you're trying to find something, you know what I mean? And that was like, I was literally doing Kimmel like the next day. So I was like, ah.

• 1:25:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow, perfect.

• 1:25:10Speaker 04

  Thank you. So I've, I've, I think I've got Kimmel coming up in a few weeks and so hopefully I get another one.

• 1:25:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 1:25:17Speaker 04

  There it is. That's, that's my kidney stone.

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  So it's a solid brown stone?

• 1:25:22Speaker 04

  That was, it, I wish I put a coin next to it. It had broken up into other things and it's smooth as anything. That's it after it had broken up.

• 1:25:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:30Speaker 04

  I had other little tiny ones, but that was the meat of the, uh.

• 1:25:33Bobby Lee?

  But is it, can you squish it and it'll, it'll dissolve or?

• 1:25:37Speaker 04

  No, it's a.

• 1:25:37Bobby Lee?

  It's solid.

• 1:25:38Speaker 04

  It's solid.

• 1:25:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:25:40Speaker 04

  It's a stone.

• 1:25:40Bobby Lee?

  It's a solid stone.

• 1:25:42Speaker 04

  It's a stone.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  And there's no way to operate on it or?

• 1:25:45Speaker 04

  They can, they can use sonic thing to make it smaller, but that was the exact amount. That was, that was five millimeter. That was half a centimeter.

• 1:25:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Oh my god. No one else has had that?

• 1:25:57Speaker 03

  God.

• 1:25:58Bobby Lee?

  My god. You've had it?

• 1:26:00Speaker 03

  I had a penicillin.

• 1:26:01Speaker 04

  That's not the same thing. That's not the same thing, man.

• 1:26:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I was in sixth grade. I had the flu.

• 1:26:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:09Speaker 03

  Oh, I was in sixth grade when I had the penicillin.

• 1:26:11Speaker 04

  I know, but like, you can't put your hand up and go, I've had it as well. My mother dropped me when she was very, when I was very young.

• 1:26:18Speaker 03

  The penicillin hurts too.

• 1:26:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, penicillin, but it's not a stone passing through your urethra.

• 1:26:23Bobby Lee?

  While we're at it, I stubbed my toe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I stubbed my toe, yeah.

• 1:26:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's, there's ones next to a coin. That's sort of where you were looking. Oh yeah, it was a doozy. It was a fucking doozy.

• 1:26:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:26:37Speaker 04

  No, that's a big one in that person's hand. Ooh, it's a big one.

• 1:26:40Bobby Lee?

  That's a huge one.

• 1:26:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's a, wow, that's a real big one.

• 1:26:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow, oh my god, imagine that going through.

• 1:26:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, that, to pass that is, cause everyone always does the thing with birth, right? It's like pushing a watermelon through a lemon. This is much worse in, in comparison to size of what you're bursting through. This is, this is, uh.

• 1:27:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do women get kidney stones?

• 1:27:05Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:27:05Bobby Lee?

  So where does it come out of the little pee, the little urine hole or?

• 1:27:08Speaker 04

  Yes, yes, that's where they.

• 1:27:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, where does it come out?

• 1:27:11Speaker 04

  They, it comes out their pee hole. They, they feel the same pain from the kidney to the bladder, but they have less of a pathway to go to piss it out. Because we have to go, uh, through, our urethra is smaller than this.

• 1:27:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow, but it's, it's.

• 1:27:23Speaker 04

  That's why, you ever see like a woman piss in an alleyway, like when you're like, you're like, back in your drinking days, British girls, yeah. Yeah, where they're like, I need to go for a piss, just, just stand out here, wipe mine like this. And then you hear them, they go behind a dumpster and it's like, it's such a heavy thing, a woman's piss, isn't it? It's like you can hear chicken bones falling out of it.

• 1:27:43Speaker 04

  It's just that, just that, it's just that.

• 1:27:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:46Speaker 04

  Like, like, women should piss like men and men should piss like women.

• 1:27:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:51Speaker 04

  Like, we have a gentle stream that you can point, that's a controlled environment.

• 1:27:55Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes it's not gentle.

• 1:27:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you know when you go like, women are like, oh, you pissed on the floor and it's like, you try standing up, you would be a disaster.

• 1:28:03Bobby Lee?

  It would be.

• 1:28:03Speaker 04

  It'd be, it'd look like a yellow Jackson Pollock painting if you let fucking.

• 1:28:07Bobby Lee?

  Women just stand up and piss.

• 1:28:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you pee sitting down? I do sometimes.

• 1:28:13Speaker 04

  I don't, I got, I'm a hemorrhoid person, so I don't like, sitting down is what pushes them out, you know what I mean? So I like to stand as much as possible.

• 1:28:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:28:22Speaker 04

  There we go, there we go, there's, there's a couple of the snake people.

• 1:28:25Bobby Lee?

  All right, watch the snake.

• 1:28:27Speaker 04

  We got, we got Pastor Jacob.

• 1:28:29Bobby Lee?

  On Fox.

• 1:28:30Speaker 04

  We've got the boxer, Devonte, the poker player, Amanda, the lawyer, um, the girl, the cop at the end there, she's already been kicked off the show. She went in a bit too heavy to begin with. She flirted with everybody and they got rid of her.

• 1:28:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:28:42Speaker 04

  She was, uh, got the OnlyFans model, the bloke at the end there, he's a, he's a jewel thief who, who went to, who went to prison for a couple of years. His, his job is ex-con.

• 1:28:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:28:54Speaker 04

  And he, I think from watching, following his, um, his social, he's given stand-up a go. So good for him, nice fella.

• 1:29:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:29:01Speaker 04

  Um.

• 1:29:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:29:04Speaker 04

  But, you know, they're interesting.

• 1:29:06Bobby Lee?

  Tuesday night, the snake, fuck.

• 1:29:08Speaker 04

  Or you can just go watch it on, I've just got a new tour, Son of a Carpenter, I'll be touring, I'm going all across Europe, man.

• 1:29:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:29:15Speaker 04

  Look at this, we got Portugal, Spain, Greece, Cyprus, France, United Kingdom, uh, Austria.

• 1:29:21Bobby Lee?

  Where are you playing, Honolulu?

• 1:29:23Speaker 04

  Uh, what is it? Go up, go upwards, upwards, there we go, Honolulu, I'm in the Bastille Concert Hall.

• 1:29:31Speaker 00

  He's got the Blaisdale.

• 1:29:32Speaker 04

  Blaisdale, there it is.

• 1:29:33Bobby Lee?

  What place is that?

• 1:29:34Speaker 00

  I think it's like an arena.

• 1:29:36Speaker 04

  It's, it's like a 2000 seater, but I always try to like organize, when you have kids, Tommy, right?

• 1:29:45Bobby Lee?

  Bobby.

• 1:29:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, Bobby.

• 1:29:49Speaker 04

  I've only known him for 50 years.

• 1:29:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what, you know Russell Brand called me on a podcast, he called me Benny.

• 1:29:58Bobby Lee?

  You can call me Tommy, so go ahead.

• 1:30:01Speaker 04

  So Bobby.

• 1:30:01Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:30:02Speaker 04

  Bobby, so when you have kids, so think about, you know, 2055 or whenever it happens.

• 1:30:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:08Speaker 04

  Um, you, you try to plan, uh, fun gigs in the summer.

• 1:30:14Speaker 04

  So I, I always, you'll always catch me, July twenty fifth, July twenty sixth, I go off to, to, to Hawaii.

• 1:30:21Bobby Lee?

  With your kids though.

• 1:30:22Speaker 04

  Take the kids.

• 1:30:23Bobby Lee?

  The whole family, that's amazing.

• 1:30:24Speaker 04

  We do Maui thing, we spend five days extra in each city.

• 1:30:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:30:28Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 1:30:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:29Speaker 04

  We, like, we do it right.

• 1:30:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you ever go to the Mama's Fish House?

• 1:30:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:30:33Bobby Lee?

  Love that restaurant.

• 1:30:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I go.

• 1:30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:35Speaker 04

  I, I fucking, I, I love Hawaii.

• 1:30:36Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 1:30:37Speaker 04

  Do I know who what Hawaii is? Hawaii feels like Australian, America fucked and had a child.

• 1:30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's what Hawaii.

• 1:30:45Bobby Lee?

  That's what it feels like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:46Speaker 04

  Like, like, I sort of, I, I, I, I was, I was floating in Waikiki, which is one of the nicest city beaches in anywhere in the world. There's nicer beaches in the world, but just for warm water and just going out and floating.

• 1:30:59Bobby Lee?

  We were all there last week.

• 1:31:00Speaker 04

  I had an edible, I was just floating out in the fucking water, just like on an inflatable ring, thinking life don't get much better than this, just all high, right? And then I just, this other bloke on a ring just splashes up, splash, splash, splash, right? And he gets all the way out and he goes, ah, fucking hell, Jim, oh, these Americans, they don't get our sense of humor, do they? So.

• 1:31:24Speaker 04

  That's so Australian.

• 1:31:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:26Speaker 04

  To come up and say hello and then to say that the country you live in doesn't find you funny.

• 1:31:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:33Speaker 04

  And then to float away.

• 1:31:34Bobby Lee?

  What did you say back?

• 1:31:35Speaker 04

  I said, oh, well, you know how they are, you know?

• 1:31:39Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm like, not gonna get into a chat with him, you know, I was in my happy place.

• 1:31:43Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right. I, sometimes it's hard to get out of a conversation.

• 1:31:47Speaker 04

  Fucking, I've been last twenty minutes.

• 1:31:52Speaker 04

  This guy's been chatting me ears off.

• 1:31:56Speaker 04

  Let's, let's recap your day.

• 1:31:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:31:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, let, let's end with you recapping your day.

• 1:32:01Speaker 04

  What's all, no, no, what's all, the recap, the podcast, what did you do? What did we get from you?

• 1:32:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what did we get from you?

• 1:32:06Speaker 04

  We got, you, you wish me happy Father's Day, I appreciated that.

• 1:32:08Speaker 03

  You're welcome.

• 1:32:09Speaker 04

  You've told us where there might be some good Mexican food.

• 1:32:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, downtown L.A.

• 1:32:13Speaker 04

  Downtown L.A. is where he's staying, is, and so I imagine Mexican food is a hot dog with the sausage wrapped in bacon. Why is it they all sell the same thing at the front of the Staples Center? If, if you were one bloke who just went, chicken, I got chicken.

• 1:32:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:29Speaker 04

  You'd go, all right, something different. They all sell the same hot dog. I don't, it's a good hot dog.

• 1:32:34Bobby Lee?

  It's a very good hot dog.

• 1:32:35Speaker 04

  Bacon wrapped hot dog with the peppers and the onions is, it's a quality item. I love it. It's well priced. I can now Venmo ya. I'm down. But just, there's fifty of ya.

• 1:32:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell your Mexican friends.

• 1:32:49Speaker 04

  Just have one bloke, just go Candy Kane or I don't know, like.

• 1:32:55Bobby Lee?

  Just make a call, okay? So what else did you say this podcast, you think?

• 1:32:58Speaker 04

  Chicken tacos I would be excited by. Young man, I assume. It's hard to tell with you.

• 1:33:04Speaker 00

  How old do you think he is?

• 1:33:05Bobby Lee?

  How old do you think?

• 1:33:08Speaker 03

  There's no wrong answer.

• 1:33:09Speaker 04

  There is.

• 1:33:10Speaker 00

  There is, okay. Biological, but okay.

• 1:33:12Bobby Lee?

  There's so.

• 1:33:12Speaker 04

  There is for how attracted I am to you.

• 1:33:17Speaker 03

  Maybe the YMCA.

• 1:33:18Speaker 04

  Um, I would believe you're in your twenties.

• 1:33:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:33:21Speaker 04

  Okay, you're in your twenties. Um, uh, so I believe you're in your twenties and possibly in an accident at some stage. Um, no, I'm kidding. So twenty-six?

• 1:33:32Speaker 03

  Uh, no.

• 1:33:33Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:33:33Speaker 03

  Twenty-nine.

• 1:33:34Speaker 04

  Twenty-nine, okay.

• 1:33:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you look young. Uh, good. Very good. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Jim, um.

• 1:33:40Speaker 03

  Donald Royal Kingdom.

• 1:33:41Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:33:42Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:33:42Speaker 04

  No, okay. So, so I want you just to say, here's the difference between heckling all around the world.

• 1:33:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. No, just London, because we're gonna play it. Just give me England.

• 1:33:51Speaker 04

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna give you three continents and you're gonna, you're gonna just sit here and listen.

• 1:33:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. I loved it. All right, go ahead.

• 1:33:58Speaker 04

  Okay, so Americans can, um, uh, heckle to correct you or to argue, right?

• 1:34:03Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:34:04Speaker 04

  So if you do something, hey, listen, hey buddy, my wife has diabetes, you know, it'll be whatever, right? There'll be all, whatever, right? Australians heckle to trip you up, right? So if you're getting near a punchline, they'll go, vacan!

• 1:34:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, all right, right.

• 1:34:21Speaker 04

  So that your timing's just out?

• 1:34:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:23Speaker 04

  And then you go.

• 1:34:23Bobby Lee?

  They're all in jackass.

• 1:34:25Speaker 04

  And they go, they go, I got you. You know what it is? It's like when someone walks behind you and they're just clipping your heels. Right? And you're like, I'm just trying to walk, right?

• 1:34:32Bobby Lee?

  Actually, Perth was like that.

• 1:34:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:34:34Bobby Lee?

  It was a, it was a tough show for me.

• 1:34:36Speaker 04

  Australians try to, Australians try to.

• 1:34:37Bobby Lee?

  They tried to fuck me up.

• 1:34:38Speaker 04

  They try to trip you up with their heckling.

• 1:34:39Bobby Lee?

  But it didn't work.

• 1:34:40Speaker 04

  And the British, the British try to outfunny you. They try.

• 1:34:46Bobby Lee?

  It's a nightmare. That's your worst nightmare. Nightmare.

• 1:34:48Speaker 04

  No, that's my favorite of all the hecklers.

• 1:34:50Bobby Lee?

  Cause you're smart.

• 1:34:52Speaker 04

  No, no, I like the outfunning because then then the room gets an extra laugh that I didn't have to manufacture. We're just, we're just about having as much laughter in that room as possible. If they can do it, fucking more power to them.

• 1:35:03Bobby Lee?

  Will they heckle for like 12,000 people, you think?

• 1:35:05Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:35:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:35:08Speaker 04

  Oh, no. Especially in a po- well, you're not even doing stand up, are you?

• 1:35:11Bobby Lee?

  We are. We do 20 minutes of stand up a piece and then do the thing.

• 1:35:14Speaker 04

  No, I know you're doing stand up, but you're not really doing stand up, right?

• 1:35:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Yeah, I'm in my underwear.

• 1:35:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's you, yeah.

• 1:35:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, in front of the theater, can you push, what are you putting that up? Just ready, you know, you know.

• 1:35:27Speaker 04

  No, I, I'm a big fan of yours.

• 1:35:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? He's gonna give another fucking gun, you're gonna give him bullets? Is that a bullet? Yeah, yeah, he has bullets of, what the fuck are you doing? How many bullets do you have?

• 1:35:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm an Andy gun guy. I don't know. I don't know if you've seen it.

• 1:35:39Bobby Lee?

  So Jim, we.

• 1:35:40Speaker 04

  All right, I'm sorry for talking so long.

• 1:35:42Bobby Lee?

  No, I let, no.

• 1:35:43Speaker 04

  Make it a seven part.

• 1:35:44Bobby Lee?

  This has been great, but we wanna be able to promote.

• 1:35:47Speaker 04

  He wouldn't shut up.

• 1:35:48Bobby Lee?

  So, so we have The Snake on Fox.

• 1:35:52Speaker 04

  I got a new special coming out late August.

• 1:35:54Bobby Lee?

  On HBO or Netflix?

• 1:35:55Speaker 04

  On Netflix.

• 1:35:55Bobby Lee?

  Netflix.

• 1:35:56Speaker 04

  That'll be my sixth Netflix special, my 10th special in total.

• 1:36:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:36:01Speaker 04

  And, and, and I have a small partner movie coming out called Him, which is a Monkey Paw Productions, Jordan Peele's company.

• 1:36:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:36:10Speaker 04

  Uh, which is, uh, with Marlon Wayans and Tyreke Withers.

• 1:36:13Bobby Lee?

  It's the football, it's the CTE, it's the C.

• 1:36:16Speaker 04

  It's a football movie.

• 1:36:17Bobby Lee?

  Football movie, yeah.

• 1:36:18Speaker 04

  And I will tell you a story when we get our fair that you'll enjoy.

• 1:36:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I, I, well, Jordan and I are very old friends.

• 1:36:23Speaker 04

  Oh, I won't talk to you then.

• 1:36:25Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:36:25Speaker 04

  No, I'm kidding.

• 1:36:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Anyway, give Jim Jefferies a round of applause.