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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:45Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:51Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 1:00Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, oh, you got home, you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 1:08Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 1:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:25Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:38Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:42Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts, you ignore it all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:03Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 2:08Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 2:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.

• 2:13Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:25Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:26Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:28Hannah Berner?

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• 2:41Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:42Hannah Berner?

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• 3:28Hannah Berner?

  Start your search with cars.com. Where to next?

• 3:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Scary fictional wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:47Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my grumpy gigglers?

• 3:51Hannah Berner?

  This is what I'm saying.

• 3:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I...

• 3:53Hannah Berner?

  We need to normalize being grumpy, okay? It's okay to be grumpy. Let women grump.

• 3:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I thought you were gonna talk about, like, if you're watching this podcast,

• 4:04Paige DeSorbo?

  we're in two different places, we're virtual, which I love when we're virtual, because I always do a hair mask when we're virtual.

• 4:10Hannah Berner?

  Or you had your hair fully up on a towel last time. You didn't even mask it.

• 4:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't even try.

• 4:16Hannah Berner?

  You were in the shower during the last pod.

• 4:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I was showering.

• 4:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I just want to say that this is the most unserious podcast to ever exist. Hannah, we've been on multiple lists, we've won awards. This is the most unserious hour of my entire week. And people are like, this is her best accolade. I'm like, this is a joke.

• 4:42Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I literally just had a lady yell out of a car going, giggly girl, I don't even have a real name anymore. I don't have a real name. Wait, can I also just let everyone know?

• 4:54Hannah Berner?

  I just got my period.

• 4:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I just finished mine. Not to make it about me, I'm so sorry, I'm trying to work on that.

• 5:01Hannah Berner?

  We're both, I just got my period, I also just got off a four hour flight. I also just had three shows this weekend. I also think I, um, I have really bad, I think I have a sinus infection. But besides that, I feel really good.

• 5:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I wouldn't wish a sinus infection on my worst enemy.

• 5:18Hannah Berner?

  It's my go-to. Like, when my body wants to shut down, that's my, you know, like you have UTIs, I have sinus. My UTI is up my nose.

• 5:26Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I've only ever had one sinus infection and I'm not kidding, I thought I was dying.

• 5:33Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah, it's

• 5:34Paige DeSorbo?

  That's like some of the worst pain ever.

• 5:36Hannah Berner?

  It becomes mental too, you're like, it's, it's dark, but, um,

• 5:43Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I miss you.

• 5:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I miss you so much. I promised to the gigglers that like, we're gonna settle down and get like a studio space that's like giggly squad centric and we're gonna record in it every week.

• 5:55Hannah Berner?

  But I think it's funny to have some that I'm in LA looking like Joe Rogan and you're just at a spa.

• 6:03Hannah Berner?

  At a retreat.

• 6:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm in jail wearing Daphne.

• 6:09Hannah Berner?

  I have headphones on, like, I'm in the zone right now.

• 6:12Paige DeSorbo?

  For what? You're in the zone for what?

• 6:14Hannah Berner?

  I don't know. Making silly, silly jokes.

• 6:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I had like, one of the most relaxing weekends.

• 6:22Hannah Berner?

  We had a very different weekend.

• 6:24Paige DeSorbo?

  We had very different weekends and I had a relaxing weekend in such a page way.

• 6:29Hannah Berner?

  What did you do?

• 6:30Paige DeSorbo?

  And by that, I mean, I hit my 10,000 steps. I drank tea on Friday night. I went shopping at an outlet on Saturday. I love a sale, I love a bargain. Like, I literally touched so much grass.

• 6:46Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say, bring back shopping in person.

• 6:51Hannah Berner?

  Like

• 6:51Paige DeSorbo?

  It it's one of my favorite things to do.

• 6:53Hannah Berner?

  To see something, touch it, try it on the dressing room, realize it looks stupid on you. Like, that's a memory we all miss.

• 7:01Paige DeSorbo?

  To go shopping and then say, do you wanna get lunch? Is like, sorry, that's my version of like, don't talk dirty to me. Like, that is so. I'm like, oh my, that's my best, that's my favorite day ever, is to go to a couple stores and then stop and have lunch.

• 7:19Hannah Berner?

  Go to a couple stores, get overstimulated, um, have to talk to some people you don't wanna talk to, and then have to pee really bad and not know where to pee. That's my idea of a perfect afternoon.

• 7:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. What was your weekend like?

• 7:32Hannah Berner?

  Well, I took my mom and my uncle on tour with me. Cause my uncle's his birthday and he's like, I want you to take me on tour. And I'm like, whatever you're into, I don't judge.

• 7:42Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not glamorous. Let me, let me just preface with, it's not glamorous.

• 7:49Hannah Berner?

  So they've never been to Texas, my mom and my uncle. So they're like, we wanna come with you to Texas. So we went to Houston, Austin, and Dal- Dallas, the same run we did.

• 8:01Hannah Berner?

  And it didn't, it wasn't good for my dairy. It was, I, now my new thing is just posting online, being like, is this dairy? And it's just cheese enchiladas. And everyone's like, no, it doesn't count in Texas.

• 8:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, Texas has their own set of rules and dairy is. They're doing like, they're doing more than dairy. They're, what are they doing? They're doing like that. What's the thing that people get so mad on TikTok about? That's one of my favorite things about TikTok. People can get so mad about things. And I'm like, I don't even know what that is, to get mad at it.

• 8:32Hannah Berner?

  I love when there's drama about something I don't know and I get to start on the ground floor. And sometimes I can't find the original TikTok that people are even mad about, but I'll still get an opinion on it.

• 8:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I need the root of this argument.

• 8:47Hannah Berner?

  My current niche one? Have you heard, heard about Hair by Chrissy?

• 8:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 8:53Hannah Berner?

  Okay, this girl, hair by Chrissy, I don't know where she's located. It seems like Texas, it could be LA. And it's this lady that owns a salon that all these like influencers go to. So this young girl goes, hey, I just paid four thousand dollars for hair by Chrissy. And she came over for like a minute and like touched my hair for like ninety seconds total. And I feel scammed. So the internet is losing their mind on whether if you-

• 9:19Paige DeSorbo?

  So who did the girl's hair?

• 9:21Hannah Berner?

  She basically is like, what do you want? And then she'd get like five other girls to do everything else. But she'll come in and like curl one hair or like check it to make sure it looks good. So like, yeah, that's the drama. She's outsourcing.

• 9:35Paige DeSorbo?

  She's giving you like a consultation and saying you got your hair done by her, but really she's like outsourced the work.

• 9:41Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and I think the prob- also, what thirteen year old is paying four grand for a-

• 9:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, wait, wait, she was thirteen?

• 9:48Hannah Berner?

  She, um, she isn't thirteen. They, I don't, you know, anyone, anyone who's young nowadays, I don't know.

• 9:54Paige DeSorbo?

  But this is like, this is like the younger influencer crowd. Okay, got it, got it, got it. No, I, I'm not abreast with that TikTok.

• 10:04Hannah Berner?

  Also, these girls are getting like extensions sewn in. I feel like that would give me a headache immediately. I'd be like, can you take it off? Like after eight hours, I'd be like, wait, I, it's kind of itching me, can you take it off?

• 10:16Paige DeSorbo?

  It's interesting because you've been wearing extensions for like a couple of weeks now. Clip-ins, you're using clip-ins. And you don't think that you could ever-

• 10:28Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 10:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Run with the big dogs.

• 10:30Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no, no, no, I'm not, I can't be with the Mormon housewife. This is my thing though, what I love about clip-ins, they put it in, you're like, that's uncomfortable, but it's gonna feel so fucking good. When I get home. And I do it slow too, like I, I put up my phone on do not disturb and I slowly unclip them. With some like, with some music, it's sensual.

• 10:49Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a, it's-

• 10:54Paige DeSorbo?

  You're learning your own body, you're like, that, bad touch, no, don't like that.

• 10:58Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, Dez, can you scratch my head? No, he's busy, I'm over here with my, and then, yeah, I, so I've been enjoying my clippies, my clip-ins. But I've become a monster with them.

• 11:09Paige DeSorbo?

  You've become a monster?

• 11:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, when I have clip-ins, I like, I think I'm Mariana Grande in Wicked, I'm like, what?

• 11:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you watched It's All Her Fault, or All Her Fault?

• 11:22Hannah Berner?

  I started it. I fucking love Sarah Snook. Also, I love the name Sarah Snook. If my name was Sarah Snook-

• 11:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, who is that?

• 11:30Hannah Berner?

  The Australian redhead.

• 11:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, is that her name?

• 11:33Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 11:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Her real name?

• 11:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she was named after Snooki.

• 11:41Hannah Berner?

  No, if my name was Sarah Snook, I'd be like, "Hi, I'm Sarah Snook. Nice to meet you. It's double S to reporting to business."

• 11:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, can I tell you that I've actually been re-watching Jersey Shore? And I'm on season five and there's... I'm not kidding. This is gonna sound so insane. There's something extremely calming about it.

• 12:01Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's also like a beautiful, simple time when like our biggest worry was our Facebook wall.

• 12:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't realize how much drama happened on that show.

• 12:14Hannah Berner?

  Wait, are they in Italy yet? Did they go to Italy yet?

• 12:17Paige DeSorbo?

  We did Italy. We're back in the Jersey Shore.

• 12:20Hannah Berner?

  So The Situation, which by the way, the fact that his name was The Situation, that is so many syllables for a nickname.

• 12:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, like, I don't remember in real time where like he was like a full-on drug addict and then like came back for season six and was like, "I'm sober now." Like, I skipped over that.

• 12:36Hannah Berner?

  When he bashed his head into the drywall in Italy?

• 12:40Paige DeSorbo?

  To get home because he was out of drugs.

• 12:44Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so funny because like watching reality TV and then them like, like hearing like, "Okay, well, this is, this happened because he wanted more drugs." But like as a viewer, you would have never known that. It's just so funny to watch now, knowing like all the lore.

• 13:01Hannah Berner?

  Can I give a reality TV hot take, which we occasionally do? We are at the point, I haven't been watching reality TV, however, I believe I sent it in the ether. We're at the point where we need to let people fight about production. Cause at the end of the day, I think everyone understands now that the fights are about production, so...

• 13:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. Well, I've been watching Mormon Housewives, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and they're, that's their whole...

• 13:28Hannah Berner?

  About production. Well, the first season tends not be about production because people are like actually getting to know each other. But then it becomes, and let me say a general example, I'm not saying this happened to anyone. But it'll be like, you're in the car and they're like, okay, um, wait like 30 minutes. You get there and some girl's like, why are you always late? You can't say, production told me to, or you do, but obviously they cut that part. And they're like, I don't like your attitude. I hate you. Next thing you know, it's a huge fight.

• 13:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:55Hannah Berner?

  All because of production.

• 13:57Paige DeSorbo?

  The majority of the reason people are fighting on reality TV is because they're mad that someone else is infringing on their reputation.

• 14:07Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 14:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Like you're fu- like you're fucking with how I'm coming off to America and now I have to kill you.

• 14:13Hannah Berner?

  Yes, yes, yes. So sometimes things might not look that bad. Like they're like, hey, she's just asking her a question. It's like, no, that question. The fact you're the one that agreed to ask me that is fucked up. Also, do you know Mormons are like incredible at show tunes?

• 14:31Paige DeSorbo?

  The more I learn about Mormons, the more I'm not surprised. Yeah, what else would they do but be able to sing and dance? They can't drink.

• 14:39Hannah Berner?

  Like half the people on Dancing with the Stars, my new religion, are Mormons because like the Huff brothers sister are Mormons. Whitney's obviously Mormon. Riley Arnold is Mormon. I know you don't know these names, but they're huge in the dance community.

• 14:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I actually, I didn't know Julie Anne Huff was Mormon.

• 14:56Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Yeah, because they just sat around and um, like danced and sang. And the gay male Mormons were like, this is awesome.

• 15:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:05Hannah Berner?

  And they like toss each other around and shake beds, but I'm not getting into it. One note about Dancing with the Stars. I have ideas for this brand. Because it's doing so well this year. We need to expand. I pitched.

• 15:17Paige DeSorbo?

  What is it? What is it this ye- No, truly, I think it's like very interesting. Dancing with the Stars has been on for what, like 20?

• 15:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I've talked to my sources, I've talked to my sources.

• 15:29Paige DeSorbo?

  And it was the biggest thing ever to come on TV, then it like went and had a lull. Then it was almost seen as like if you went on Dancing with the Stars, your career was over. That was your final, like hurrah.

• 15:39Hannah Berner?

  Final day.

• 15:40Paige DeSorbo?

  You went on Dancing with the Stars. Now, all of the sudden, it's having this like Gen Z resurgence. Gen Z is obsessed with things millennials did. And like, it's really crazy, they're like really obsessed with like how we partied in high school.

• 15:55Hannah Berner?

  I think it's because we're so close but so far.

• 15:58Paige DeSorbo?

  They're obsessed with 2000 and like 4 to 2000 and like 16.

• 16:04Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, like, just listen to Kesha. Just listen to Kesha and you'll get it. Like, listen to Kesha and put navy eyeliner on your under lid and that's it.

• 16:15Paige DeSorbo?

  But what is it that like Dancing with the Stars had that comeback?

• 16:19Hannah Berner?

  There's a social media girl that works for them that is doing so well with their TikToks. And so basically the last two years, it's kind of like our podcast. Like, our podcast was doing well and then we started posting all our clips and it started doing that much better. I also, let's give credit to Alex Earl. Let's give credit to the Mormon Housewives. These, these like people who weren't considered Hollywood famous, who are actually more famous than A-listers in some capacity, are bringing like serious views to the show and serious. Wait, I feel like a ESPN reporter for Dancing with the Stars.

• 16:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Why do I feel like?

• 16:57Hannah Berner?

  No, like, actually, I, I've changed.

• 17:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, this visual is really fucking with me because I have like multiple lights because I looked dead. I feel like I'm in the chair, I'm at CNN headquarters. And I'm like, we actually have Hannah on the scene right now. Hannah, what are you seeing?

• 17:18Hannah Berner?

  Um, thank you so much Paige, hope you're doing well. Um, I want to pitch a Dancing with the Stars doing different things and I realize what it has to be. And it's gonna be violent and there will be blood. But I want to see Dancing with the Stars figure skating.

• 17:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow.

• 17:37Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 17:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sure they've thought about it.

• 17:40Hannah Berner?

  Hear me out. I've heard, I've, I saw, I was watching, um, figure skaters and it was reminding me of Dancing with the Stars. That's like they're just dancing on ice. I mean, a la Disney on Ice. Hulu, Hulu, hello? The brand's already there. The problem is, is you can lose multiple fingers. You could, like, you know, people break noses in the dance. You could, they could slice, your innards could fall out. Is that good TV though? Is that good TV? Is that good TV?

• 18:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like you're slicing, no, I actually already, I already thought about it, declined my offer. Thank you so much.

• 18:13Hannah Berner?

  Well, you, you were, anything physical, you're not getting involved. I do, I do feel like people like to ask though. They're like Paige.

• 18:22Paige DeSorbo?

  If there's one reality show that from my childhood, I would, um, partake in if they brought it back was called Supermarket Sweep. And it was people that used to be timed going through the grocery store. And I thought that it was some of the best television to ever grace the planet.

• 18:46Hannah Berner?

  Tricking people to do chores.

• 18:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I loved it. And it was like you had to guess what was on sale and your items had to add up to a certain number. And you had to, it was just supermarket sweep and I loved it.

• 18:59Hannah Berner?

  That was very Italian mom of you.

• 19:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I would actually watch it with my Aunt Pam in the summers.

• 19:07Hannah Berner?

  Aunt Pam is like, look at these fucking amateurs.

• 19:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, while my grandma would like make, would be like making dinner or something.

• 19:13Hannah Berner?

  They can't even find the produce aisle. They can't find the produce aisle. What the fuck is this guy doing? Whenever it was a man, I'm like, why is he doing this? This man has no idea.

• 19:22Paige DeSorbo?

  When people say that they had like really good childhoods, it's, the similarity between people that had good childhoods. It's that they lived a certain amount of years as an old woman. Like, like, like I lived a certain amount of years as a seventy-five-year-old smoker. You know, like, like I had my shows, I woke up late, I had like morning coffee, I had debriefs. You know, like I, like, I went to bed late and I sipped on Pepsi while like a Yankee game was on. You know, like I was an old woman.

• 19:59Hannah Berner?

  The truth is, a good life is circular. The way you start your life and end your life is the same. Unfortunately, right now, we're in a little bit of a chaotic moment, but I started, you know, you're like watching morning TV. You know, because you have nothing to do during the day.

• 20:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You're having a slow morning.

• 20:19Hannah Berner?

  Oh, the peaceful, you have chocolate milk for no reason.

• 20:22Paige DeSorbo?

  If you peed yourself, it's like not that big a deal.

• 20:24Hannah Berner?

  You could say anything you want. You could say inappropriate things, you could forget things and everyone goes, oh, that was cute. That's when you're old and young, but this age, we can't get away with it as much.

• 20:36Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, so yeah, Dancing with the Stars on ice, maybe it won't work. Wait, what show, okay, I wanted, as you guys know, like I'm an artist. I actually like, kind of wanted to be on Project Runway as a designer.

• 20:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 20:51Hannah Berner?

  But not to like have a fashion line, like just to make stuff. Like I like the idea of like.

• 20:57Paige DeSorbo?

  This is so you, like, this is so you, you're like, I actually really want to do this, but first I'm gonna change it. What I think it should be, I'm gonna do it and then.

• 21:07Hannah Berner?

  I, I wasn't like thinking fashion industry, I was like, okay, I can make a sick dress out of this, whatever they're trying to do. Like I, I'm an idea person. I'm an idea, I'm a creative director. So I was into that stuff, um, but yeah, anything Survivor, no. MTV.

• 21:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:25Hannah Berner?

  Made.

• 21:27Hannah Berner?

  Is that what it's called?

• 21:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I thought you were gonna, MTV made, sorry, I thought you were gonna, MTV made and then you were gonna say the show.

• 21:35Hannah Berner?

  What would you have wanted to be made into?

• 21:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God, yeah, these were like such good ones. At the time, like it was people being like, I want to be like captain of the cheerleading squad. I want to be like, it was like very sports related. So like when I would watch it and I was younger, I was like, I want to be like the dance captain.

• 21:55Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say like ballerina.

• 21:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Now, I want to be made into someone who doesn't have anxiety, you know, like.

• 22:05Paige DeSorbo?

  The dance caption is for someone else.

• 22:07Hannah Berner?

  And that's my segue to our documentary of the week. Eddie Murphy.

• 22:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw it, I didn't click on it, but I, I figured you watched it.

• 22:18Hannah Berner?

  This sweet, I'm gonna cry, this sweet, sweet, sweet man. Eddie Murphy at one point says, happiness is not about how much money you make, how much fame you have, dah dah dah dah. It's how much peace you have in your minds.

• 22:34Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so true.

• 22:35Hannah Berner?

  And my king Eddie Murphy, blows up in the eighties, like he was the fir- he was like one of the first leading black actors to like star in a huge, huge Hollywood movie that like financially killed it. And he was the biggest star of the eighties and he'd like be hanging out with Rick James, he's doing music, he could do every impression, whatever. He also doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. Honestly Eddie and I like would have hung out.

• 23:05Paige DeSorbo?

  He doesn't drink?

• 23:06Hannah Berner?

  He doesn't drink, in the eighties, he was hanging out with Rick Drake, James, he said shit would get kinda weird and then he would just like leave, but he'd hang out all the time. And he was just like incredible, but this is the sad thing about it.

• 23:20Hannah Berner?

  People started to, you know, do impressions of him because he was, got so popular. And um, he had this laugh, this classic laugh where he'd be like,

• 23:33Hannah Berner?

  I think that was, that was his laugh, he was like,

• 23:37Hannah Berner?

  anyway, it was the best laugh ever. He changed his laugh. He changed his laugh because people, like I guess they were kinda making fun of him, but that was like how they would do like an SNL impression of him. And you're watching him and he's doing like a different laugh the whole documentary and you're like, where's Eddie? But it got me thinking.

• 23:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's so sad and also so dramatic.

• 24:01Hannah Berner?

  But also so fucking real because I don't know about you, I've been told I have annoying laughs and I think I've changed my laughs through the years depending on who my best friend is. Like, do you know how like?

• 24:14Hannah Berner?

  You ever like hang out with someone and they have a certain laugh and I see you know you both are like together?

• 24:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that's just like symbiosis though. I think that's just like osmosis.

• 24:25Hannah Berner?

  I feel like sometimes I've changed my laugh based on, well, all girls have had a moment where we've changed our laugh around our crush. Like you've been like.

• 24:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I went through like a week in like eighth grade where I changed my voice.

• 24:40Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 24:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Where I was just like, like I swallowed a lot more than I normally did.

• 24:49Paige DeSorbo?

  What? I don't know why. Because like I met a girl and she like sounded cool and she like swallowed a lot and I was like, yeah, like I'm into that.

• 25:00Hannah Berner?

  I think she had a saliva problem. I think she had, she had a sinus infection.

• 25:05Paige DeSorbo?

  She had, yeah, she had overactive saliva.

• 25:08Hannah Berner?

  That was like when I thought it was cool in elementary school to do a half smile. So I would do half smiles. All my photos in elementary school would be going this. I thought it was so cool.

• 25:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, autumn in New York is the season where we can finally start dressing again. Every single thing is an excuse to put on a look. Going to work? Outfit. Leading a meeting? Outfit. Getting drinks with your friends? Obviously outfit. And as we all know, every great outfit starts from the feet up. That is why I'm currently obsessed with alleys from Sam Edelman. They're ballet flat, but a little something extra for fall. A contrasting velvet cap toe, I have them in this gorgeous azure blue, which is like a dusty muted blue that somehow goes with everything, even Daphne's eyes. They're so cute and I'm already envisioning my next outfit. Straight leg jeans and oversized blazer and a little shoulder bag. Very, I just threw this on when we all know I absolutely did not.

• 26:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And Hannah is loving hers too. She has the Michaela, which is the Sam Edelman's take on a Mary Jane. And this season it comes in the chicest leopard. So gorge, so easy, and exactly the kind of shoe that makes an otherwise basic outfit look like you actually tried. And there's so much more coming from. Sam Edelman this fall beyond these two, like the new Teigen and Tallulah pumps, plus ready to wear handbags, fragrances, and even a new men's collection. So basically you can make sure both you and your man are looking good for date night because we're not doing all that getting dressed just to let him show up in a T-shirt. Head to samedelman.com and get 15% off with code giggly15. This episode is sponsored by the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel and Afegato.

• 26:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Lately, I've been realizing that luxury doesn't have to mean some huge splurge. Sometimes it's just taking a few minutes to yourself during a busy day. I have one of these moments, oh, I don't know, every day around two o'clock, whether that's making a pick me up coffee, or maybe I just need to scroll for a little bit on the couch. That's why I'm actually so excited about the new Hershey's Salted Caramel and Afegato Creme Bars available now. I absolutely love a treat yourself moment in the middle of the day, and this is a classic Hershey's Milk Chocolate layered with a Salted Caramel or Afegato Creme filling. So it feels a little elevated while still being your favorite Hershey's chocolate.

• 27:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Pick up the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel or Afegato wherever you shop for snacks and choose happiness with every bite. Can we talk about the difference between a home that's furnished and a home that's intentional? Because if you're still living with a mattress on the floor at 25, that's crazy. And Cozy is here to help. Bed frames, sofas, rugs, shelves, tables. Cozy has everything and it all comes in boxes directly to your door. Cozy furniture is modular, so the piece you buy for your current place can reconfigure to fit your next one. And you can always add as your space and taste evolves. You can swap covers when you want to change and they go right in the wash whenever you spill something. If you have no clue where to start, they offer free one-on-one design consultations

• 28:16Paige DeSorbo?

  so a real person can help you plan your space. No fees. So transform your living space today with Cozy. That's C-O-Z-E-Y.com. Make yourself at home. Giggly Squad, as we know, is a sports podcast, but it's also a mental health podcast. And if you've ever had Intrusive thoughts, you're not alone. For millions of people, it's not just anxiety. That's OCD, and most of them have no idea. Real OCD is persistent, unwanted intrusive thoughts that feel totally out of character, along with mental or physical behaviors you feel driven to do to get relief. And these thoughts can feel very real, which makes them so upsetting. OCD is highly treatable with the right kind of specialized therapy. It needs ERP, Exposure and Response Prevention Therapy,

• 29:01Paige DeSorbo?

  proven to be the most effective treatment. NoCD is the world's leading provider of OCD treatment, covered by insurance for over 138 million Americans. Licensed therapists specialize in ERP therapy in live, face-to-face, virtual sessions with support between sessions so you're never facing OCD alone. If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NoCD can help. Book a free 15-minute call to get started at learn.noCD.com/giggly. Wait, we didn't even talk about you being on Jimmy Fallon and taking your pants off?

• 29:36Hannah Berner?

  Look, we gotta get ratings in these streets. Wait, Paige and I have a...

• 29:40Paige DeSorbo?

  That's Chobas.

• 29:40Hannah Berner?

  Paige messaged me and she goes, "Did you just do what I think you did on Fallon?" I said, "Yes, I did." And she goes, "Save it for Giggly Squad." And I said, "I'll speak to you then." So here we are. Can I defend myself?

• 29:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm watching it, and I'm like...

• 29:55Hannah Berner?

  It starts normal. Starts normal. Starts normal, though.

• 29:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but she's wearing tights. Like, I'm not getting it until then, like, at the final moment. I'm like, but she's in tights, and you're like, "And I'll just rip 'em." I'm like...

• 30:12Hannah Berner?

  All my dams were like, "Check on Paige, check on Paige."

• 30:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate to say this, Jimmy Fallon has no cabs.

• 30:18Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so this is the behind the scenes of how this came about. When you go on a show, they have a producer that calls you and is like, "So what do you want to talk about?" Now, this is what's tough with me and you. We be talking. Like, my stories are out there. Anything that's ever been done?

• 30:35Paige DeSorbo?

  But let me tell you something. Something that is stressful is like when someone emails you and is like, "A producer from the Jimmy Fallon Show is gonna call you and ask you, like, the funniest things you can say in five minutes. Go." And you're like, "Um, I don't have any friends or a life. I have funny things to say." Like, that's my immediate thought. I'm like, "I don't do anything."

• 30:59Hannah Berner?

  So true. They're like, do you have any funny stories? And I'm like, hmm, well, so they go, last time you were on, um, you did the worm and it was ama- with the team loved it. And I was like, thank you. And they go, so what else can you do? I said, oh, that's, that was it, babe. Like, that's all I have. That's all I have to give. And she's like, do you have any other skills? And I'm like, I could play tennis, but we don't have a tennis court. Um, and I'm like, I could kind of juggle.

• 31:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Any talent, any talent at all.

• 31:29Hannah Berner?

  I go, I could juggle. And she's like, okay, with what? And I'm like, balls. And she's like, not like any knives. I was like, nope, nope, just balls. And I'm like, but not like under pressure. And she's like, okay. I'm like, for like 10 seconds, I could juggle. And she's like, okay, okay, we'll go with that. So I get off the phone. I go to Dez and I'm like, I just told Jimmy Fallon show I was gonna juggle. And he was like, that makes no sense. That makes no sense. Like, no one wants to see you juggle. Also, you're not a juggler. Like, I've never seen you juggle before.

• 32:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Dez is that like, you're not very pretty and you're not very bright. Like, anytime we say an idea to Dez, he's like, how have you guys made it this far in life? Like,

• 32:15Hannah Berner?

  You guys are so lucky. Dez is here to veto my shit.

• 32:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he'll genuinely look at us and be like, people ask you questions and they look to you for the answers. How?

• 32:26Hannah Berner?

  But this is, Dez and I work together creatively very well because as you, I told you guys, I'm an ideas person. I'm coming up with ideas and Dez is just slashing them down. And when they're down, so I'm sitting here goes, email them right now.

• 32:38Paige DeSorbo?

  It's nice to know that no matter where we are in our lives, we'll always have someone that isn't a yes person. He's more of a no guy and we need that. We need that.

• 32:50Hannah Berner?

  The truth is, is the man is honest with me. My honest king. And every now and then, does it hurt?

• 32:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Paige DeSorbo?

  There have been a couple of real stingers.

• 33:01Hannah Berner?

  My Scorpio king. But, um, he's like, no, email them right now. You're not juggling. And I'm like, okay, well, I don't have what other skill. Cause I don't have that many stories. And he was like, what? Why don't you do a calf off? It was Dez's idea. And I was like, that is interesting. I'll pitch it to them. I'll see what they say. So I pitch it to them. They say, we don't, I don't hear anything back. So I'm like, I think that's a good thing.

• 33:29Hannah Berner?

  And then I'm in the green room.

• 33:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No news is good news.

• 33:31Hannah Berner?

  No news is good. No, shut, write that down. So now, when you've gone to the Fallon show a couple of times, The Tonight Show.

• 33:41Hannah Berner?

  At first, he, he, he introduced himself to you, but now it's like, I feel like we go way back. So like, he walks into the green room. And he's like, hey, saw you at the Ryder Cup. I'm like, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, what's good? And then I go, it's crazy that you agreed to the calf off. And he goes, oh, I didn't.

• 34:01Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, but my team told me that you have no stories.

• 34:06Hannah Berner?

  I didn't agree to it, but I guess we're doing it. And I'm like, okay. So we're laughing. He leaves. And then I realize I'm wearing tights. So this is like, all happening a little too close to showtime.

• 34:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, when you were, no, you didn't think when you were putting the tights on, didn't cross your mind?

• 34:26Hannah Berner?

  Well, shout out to Hugh, H U E. They have incredible tights.

• 34:32Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I actually almost had a full meltdown in the green room because, oh God, okay. I put on my skims. And then I put on my tights. And like, the tights had like a lining that then when I put my dress over it, you could see the line ever so slightly.

• 34:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 34:51Hannah Berner?

  And actually, Grace was sitting there and they were like, we could see this bump in your dress. And they're like, can you take off the Spanx, take off the tights and then put it on with the Spanx?

• 35:02Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no, the way, I almost had a meltdown. So I'm fighting for my life back there. I'm, I'm, I'm fighting for my life. Labia out at this point.

• 35:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Spanx are one of those things that like.

• 35:14Hannah Berner?

  Humbling.

• 35:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, here's the thing. No one warns you for the fir- I'm not kidding, it's like emotional. No one warns you for the first time that someone says to you. Do you have any Spanx for under that?

• 35:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Where you're like, part- Sorry, I'm, I think I- Sorry, I think I misheard you. You want me to put Spanx on under this? Like, my mom wears Spanx. Like, it's very-

• 35:42Hannah Berner?

  We used to raw dog body con dresses.

• 35:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:46Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember the days, American Apparel Body Con dress? Throw it on, show up to the house party? That was freeing. Nowadays-

• 35:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:56Hannah Berner?

  I need to stuff my-

• 35:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Fuck a bat mitzvah, you become a woman when someone says, "Here are your first set of Spanx."

• 36:04Hannah Berner?

  That's when you become a woman.

• 36:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, that is-

• 36:06Hannah Berner?

  You were there, one of our shows with my mom, where my mom looked at me, took off her Spanx and gave me her Spanx. Cause she's like, "You're not going on stage like that."

• 36:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Not going on stage with no Spanx.

• 36:18Hannah Berner?

  So, I'm fighting for my life. And then I look at the producer and I'm like, "Oh my god, I'm, and these tights are gorgeous." And they go with the outfit, this, like, we have to figure something out. And she goes, "Oh, um, okay, we'll bring out a scissor for you." And I was like, "Okay." And I'm like, turned to Grace, I'm like, "Am I about to like,

• 36:37Hannah Berner?

  like, bleed to death on Demi Fowl and trying to like, have a bit?"

• 36:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, you got nervous to use the scissors?

• 36:41Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:45Hannah Berner?

  I'm not a, I'm not a fucking, like, collage artist. I don't know how to, I, well, I've never cut a tight before. With a little adrenaline, I'll mess up anything.

• 36:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:55Hannah Berner?

  Like, with a camera on me, who knows what can go wrong?

• 36:57Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so crazy because I'd be like, "I'm not gonna be strong enough in the moment to rip my tights." "I'm gonna need the scissors." Where you were like, "I will accidentally stab everyone in the audience." "My second brain can't be trusted, not on live television."

• 37:15Hannah Berner?

  I'm literally like a toddler, I'm like, "You can't give me scissors without an adult in the room." Like, what?

• 37:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, "My mom's not even here."

• 37:22Hannah Berner?

  No, and then there wasn't like a practice run with it, obviously. So, I'm, but this is again, where I think we have to talk about mindset. Cause I was in there feeling good. I didn't have a beta blocker, I was excited to see Jimmy, I liked some of my stories. And I said, "I'm gonna leave the rest to God."

• 37:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Let go and let God.

• 37:39Hannah Berner?

  When I look back at it, so many things.

• 37:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Jersey Shore, Vinny just got that tattoo across his chest. So it's actually so timely. It's so aligned. Let go and let God.

• 37:50Hannah Berner?

  Say, Anthony was watching over me. I knew that. So, so many things could have gone wrong. Especially because we start the bit and I, I assume someone's going to give me a scissor, but no one gives me a scissor. And I said, oh, they're about to let the monster out of its cage. And I said, I'm about to be the Hulk and I'm.

• 38:08Paige DeSorbo?

  This year on, you're on, you're live.

• 38:10Hannah Berner?

  This is live. There's no scissors and I, and I was like, we're ripping it. And somehow, imagine if I were to rip it and it like, you can't really see the calf. Like this is, this is the finale.

• 38:24Paige DeSorbo?

  It could have been the wrong spot. It could have been too high, too low.

• 38:28Hannah Berner?

  I could have not opened it, but like, that's something you would do. You'd be like, I'm so weak. I'm so little. But also I do have to say, I did Google Jimmy Fallon calf beforehand. And there's one paparazzi shot of him running. And I was like, I think I could take him. I think I could take him. Um, I saw what I need to see. So anyway, I, I rip it. And the crowd has a great reaction and I kind of laugh and I walk off stage and I'm like, did it, did it work? And the whole, everyone backstage was like, your calf has never looked bigger. And I'm like.

• 39:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Hannah, it.

• 39:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I said this to you. It looked like someone inserted a dinner plate in your calf. I was like, how is it so angular?

• 39:16Hannah Berner?

  The calf gods were watching over me and like, the bit couldn't have worked better, but like, there was a 3% chance that was gonna hit.

• 39:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I also think like the coloring of the tight was like adding a little contour, like it was doing something. The only thing I could think of, and this was actually the majority of my DMs, was that you shaved your legs. Because I was like, if there's a zoom in.

• 39:39Hannah Berner?

  I'm gonna be so real. There was like two day old's hair. That if they zoomed in, they would have seen, but I had bigger problems in that moment. Like I was worried about a lot of things. Also, all I do is try to not rip tights. So there was something very satisfying about just ripping a tight.

• 39:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Something rebellious.

• 39:57Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like let out your anger by like ripping an old tight you don't want. But um, so yeah, that's how all that came to be.

• 40:09Paige DeSorbo?

  So that's, um, yeah, that's how that all played out.

• 40:12Hannah Berner?

  Also.

• 40:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, awesome.

• 40:14Hannah Berner?

  Just raising awareness about these, these talk shows and when you like are promoting something.

• 40:21Hannah Berner?

  It's crazy because sometimes you meet people like with the camera on you. Like I did the Today Show and Chloe Feynman was there and I've ne- I've never met her. So the moment I meet her is us, me walking on stage and the camera's on. So you're in like camera mode. You're like, hey, hey.

• 40:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:37Hannah Berner?

  Hi, nice to meet you. Like it's the weirdest thing. Like the first time I met Kelly Clarkson, I was doing, I was hosting a game show and I'm like, this isn't how I wanted us to meet.

• 40:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Then you were standing like that.

• 40:49Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I literally was just standing like.

• 40:50Paige DeSorbo?

  You're in game show.

• 40:52Hannah Berner?

  She was watching me read off a card. That's my nightmare. That's your nightmare.

• 40:56Paige DeSorbo?

  That's my nightmare. Except I can do teleprompter like eerily good.

• 41:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:03Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like the only thing I know how to do.

• 41:06Hannah Berner?

  I imagine you in school being like, can we do teleprompter instead of book? Thanks. I really shine.

• 41:15Paige DeSorbo?

  In college, like being like a journalism major, I was so bad at everything except when we were like in studio. And like I could, literally could not read out loud in class, but once there was a teleprompter on me that I knew like a camera was watching me. I was Shakespeare. I couldn't, I couldn't stop speaking.

• 41:35Hannah Berner?

  Also, I came at, um, Leslie Bibb and, um, Jenna Hager Bush. About Bob's. I sat down and it was like a fun bit. Like I just want a war in America against Bob's. And Leslie was like, why would you say that?

• 41:49Hannah Berner?

  Leslie was like, where are you coming from my throat? I just met you.

• 41:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I'm obsessed with Leslie Bibb and her TikTok. She like has a house upstate that she's like re, I think it's upstate that she's like redoing.

• 42:00Hannah Berner?

  She's the sweetest angel. Also stonin'. Stonin'. But I just want to like, let people know that like, just because the Bob works on some people, it doesn't work for everyone. And I just was raising awareness.

• 42:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm actually really happy you said that because as someone who's had a bob, I can't say that.

• 42:18Hannah Berner?

  No, you can't because you pull it off.

• 42:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't say that to people like it's not for everyone like because that would come off really bitchy. You over there with your clip in extensions, you can say, hey, a bob's not for everyone.

• 42:32Hannah Berner?

  It's no, it's not because I look like a scared Victorian boy.

• 42:39Paige DeSorbo?

  You look like an apprentice.

• 42:42Paige DeSorbo?

  In the seventeen sixties.

• 42:44Hannah Berner?

  I look like that evil king from Shrek.

• 42:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, what else?

• 42:49Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, Eddie Murphy was in Shrek. Two Eddie Murphy movies you guys have to watch Mulan, He Was the Lizard and Shrek when he's the donkey. We have to watch some old nostalgic movies just to enjoy life again and to smile.

• 43:05Paige DeSorbo?

  What do you think about Kim Kardashian not passing the bar? Wait, we haven't even really talked about all this. Wait, not really. We haven't talked about it at all.

• 43:14Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 43:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, let's talk about it.

• 43:18Hannah Berner?

  You go first.

• 43:21Paige DeSorbo?

  It makes me so sad because like I don't know what that show is. Like I, and this is someone who I love the Kardashians. I literally support anything and everything that they do.

• 43:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Kim is one of those people where she's like, it's one in a million. Like I would watch her on TV do anything. Is she gonna win an Oscar? No, not absolutely not. But if she wants to keep being in shows, I'm gonna keep watching them. Because I like the way she looks. I like her outfits. I like the vibe. I like the aesthetic. I saw someone describe the show as very camp. And I don't know what camp really ever means. That's exactly what the show is.

• 44:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't really.

• 44:08Hannah Berner?

  I went through a lot of different emotions and I was texting you throughout it. So the first three minutes.

• 44:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love every actress in it.

• 44:16Hannah Berner?

  Obsessed. The first three minutes are you're you don't know if it's a comedy or a drama. Like I couldn't tell if Sarah Paulson was being sarcastic or if she was seriously act. I do think it was a, I was confused. And then Kim Kardashian, some of her lines seem like everyone else is acting. And then it looks like they went to her and just like got the line and then they put it in. Do you know what I mean? Which is like.

• 44:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Felt like she was really nervous she was gonna mess up the lines, like the word for word. That's how it felt she was saying them.

• 44:49Hannah Berner?

  It seemed like they were like, Kim, say this line eight, like eighty times and we'll pick the best one. And like, that's how she did all her lines. And look, I don't care about whatever process and it might not have been that, but that's what it was giving.

• 44:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it. And if that's what worked, that's what worked.

• 45:01Hannah Berner?

  But it's so funny too, cuz we see Kim doing the greatest acting of all time, which is reality TV. So we're used to seeing like, we know who Kim is as a person in a room. So I think that's why it also is hard for her to act, cuz we know her personality so well, not to like, give her excuses, but um.

• 45:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it's kind of similar, like when certain actors, like when you go to their movies, they're playing themselves. Like Jason Statham is always playing Jason Statham.

• 45:31Hannah Berner?

  Jennifer Aniston.

• 45:32Paige DeSorbo?

  So like you think of Kim, like you see Kim and you're like.

• 45:36Hannah Berner?

  Why is she stiff?

• 45:39Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, but be yourself.

• 45:40Hannah Berner?

  Like eat a salad, shake a salad and make it believable. But what I will say, at first I was confused and then, once, then you're kind of rooting for her. You're like, yes, deliver that line. Yes, just get the hottest guy to be your husband on the show. Yes.

• 45:56Hannah Berner?

  Yes, get a private jet. Yeah.

• 45:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, you know what?

• 46:02Hannah Berner?

  Four alpha changes in four minutes? Hell yeah. Then I like couldn't turn it off cuz I was like.

• 46:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a slow mo montage of Kim like dreaming of smashing someone's car.

• 46:14Hannah Berner?

  It was selling Sunset, but Ryan Murphy style. When she just walked out the car for fifteen seconds slow mo, I was like, this is incredible. And you know what? I've been watching some like fancy arty fartsy movies. And I'm thirty minutes in and it's just all these like, slow weird angular videography things. And I'm like, give me some entertainment. I want story, I want fun, I want silly, I want goofy.

• 46:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, I'm gonna just say this as someone who consumes television all day long, who like, does not really watch reality TV. There's no shows for girls. I need more shows for girls. Like every new show, it's like, okay, yeah, and you have to capture this. And talk to this police officer and then this detective's gonna get murdered. And they started a company that you need to figure out like who the lawyer is. And I'm like, stop, I want like more Emily and Paris.

• 47:10Hannah Berner?

  All's fair is for the girls for sure. And I also, there's something about older women, and I don't mean that older than us, being so successful and so rich that like, I love watching. It's like a manifestation.

• 47:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it.

• 47:27Hannah Berner?

  It's like, yes, this is what I want. Like, they're on their eighth husbands and they're just like covered in jewels. And it just seems very luxurious. And they love a pencil skirt.

• 47:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, the most luxurious part about it, and I feel like I've like noticed this as I get older, is like the freedom of doing whatever you want. Like, like 10 years ago, I would have said like, I want like a Birkin bag or I want like this jewelry or whatever. And then like as you get older, I feel like, you're like, no, I just want to be able to do whatever I want. And all of them in that show can do whatever they want. Like they're in control.

• 48:06Hannah Berner?

  So that's why we actually do think it's an Oscar nom. And people are giving it enough.

• 48:11Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's why, yeah, we are voting for it.

• 48:13Hannah Berner?

  But what I, what I love about Kim is everything Kim's accomplished started as an idea in her head. And she executes it and everyone's laughed at her the entire time. But like, what Skims has become is fucking bonkers. It's like partnered with Nike. But I love that she's like, wants to try to be everything and do everything.

• 48:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Pivot, pivot.

• 48:38Hannah Berner?

  Also.

• 48:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Who is gonna tell you that like, you're bad? Also, I love that she posted all the tweets that were like, Kim, you're bad, you're bad actress. She was like, hell yeah. Like, I love it. Why can't women? Women do it all.

• 48:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 48:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Why can't we do everything?

• 48:54Hannah Berner?

  Do it badly. Why can't we normalize women doing things badly? Why do women have to be good at everything?

• 49:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, men do so many things bad every single day. And we have to, and we literally pretend that they're doing a good job and we lie to them. At least we're honest with women, but like let her do it and let her be bad at it.

• 49:13Hannah Berner?

  Also, I feel like Kim could pass the bar if she wasn't doing 4,000 other projects. Like, Nisi Nash was talking about how like Kim is literally like on the phone, like yelling at like a business manager about something. And then starting a new business and then having an acting coach and then studying for the bar, while also shooting reality TV. I'm like, yeah, she's not passing the bar.

• 49:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 49:39Hannah Berner?

  Even Legally Blonde, she like was at the library like for studying. Wait, what do you think about Kim calling out her psychics?

• 49:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what?

• 49:48Hannah Berner?

  Did you see Kim say she called her sisters and she's like, all our psychics are bullshit? They all, four of them told me I was gonna pass the bar.

• 49:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, well, well, you know what?

• 50:04Hannah Berner?

  I love that the Kardashians go to so many psychics. I love it. Maybe if you didn't go to so many psychics and instead of sitting and talking to psychics all the time and you looked at what was at the, in the bar? And didn't just look at Chachi BT?

• 50:16Paige DeSorbo?

  It's all about the Etsy witch these days.

• 50:19Hannah Berner?

  Oh, Etsy witches.

• 50:20Paige DeSorbo?

  That scares me. See, that is too...

• 50:22Hannah Berner?

  You're my Etsy witch.

• 50:24Paige DeSorbo?

  My Catholic guilt comes into play there. I'm like, that's dabbling too much with karma. I don't do that. I can't do that.

• 50:31Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no, no. But you're my Etsy witch.

• 50:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, oh.

• 50:36Hannah Berner?

  I have my own. I have my own.

• 50:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally texted Hannah something earlier today and I was like, and this happened to this person? And it wasn't like a bad thing that happened to that person? And I was like, I think my powers are really strong because I didn't mean for that.

• 50:50Hannah Berner?

  You guys, look up the Sicilian Malocchio.

• 50:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Anywho.

• 50:56Hannah Berner?

  Oh gosh, so yeah, all's, all's fair. Um, it's fun.

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• 52:31Paige DeSorbo?

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• 53:16Paige DeSorbo?

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• 53:35Hannah Berner?

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• 54:18Hannah Berner?

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• 55:14Paige DeSorbo?

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• 55:42Hannah Berner?

  Are you watching the Kardashians this season? Is it done?

• 55:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually am.

• 55:47Hannah Berner?

  I need to like get on.

• 55:49Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like funny and like cute and like whatever. And I have it on when I'm like on my walking pad.

• 55:54Hannah Berner?

  Let's normalize shows that you have on in the background. I can't with all these like shows that you need to know pad. I don't want a notepad.

• 56:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate doing that podcast virtually.

• 56:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't like embrace you.

• 56:10Hannah Berner?

  You're not having a good time. You go, I hate, I swear to God, I hate this. I hate this.

• 56:18Hannah Berner?

  No, I know.

• 56:19Paige DeSorbo?

  We're in like a business meeting where I'm just like, hello, come over. Like, I feel like you're like my friend. Like I'm on the phone. You know, like sometimes you're on the phone with your friend and she's like, I don't know if I'm gonna come over yet and like maybe later and like, you're like, just come over now. And she's like, but I have things to do. Like, that's how I feel right now. I'm like, we're just, we're on the phone anyway. Just come over. And you're like, sorry, I'm in LA.

• 56:40Hannah Berner?

  I'm sorry, my mom's not letting me. Also, because I went into like a formal studio to record. So normally when we record virtually, I'm also like sitting on the floor. But now I'm like, I really do feel like I'm like.

• 56:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you're literally interviewing me. It's making me uncomfortable. And like I have K18 in my hair right now and like Aquaphor on my toes. Like I'm vulnerable. Weird stuff is going on. Like other people are there and they're listening to me and I don't know what they look like.

• 57:10Paige DeSorbo?

  That freaks me out.

• 57:11Hannah Berner?

  Also, I have to get my nails done after this and I'm gonna freak freak out.

• 57:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna cry. I'm literally crying. I mean, this is like not a... Oh, here's the other thing. This is like a Sunday evening. We're recording on a Sunday evening.

• 57:26Hannah Berner?

  This is, there's a lot of weird energy happening.

• 57:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Sundays are weird vibes.

• 57:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because...

• 57:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Weird energy.

• 57:32Hannah Berner?

  You're, you're like, you're sad about the weekend ending, but you're also very anxious about the next week starting. So there's no positives anywhere you look. We're scared.

• 57:43Paige DeSorbo?

  For like on Sunday nights, you ever like look at your calendar for a week, like for like the week ahead? And you like mentally have to be like, it's actually like not even that bad. Like you made it sound like it was so much worse than it is. And like, that's actually gonna be fun. And you literally talk to yourself like you're your own child. You're like, you're gonna have a great time.

• 58:04Hannah Berner?

  I've been trying to tell myself, it's not gonna be, it's not gonna be as bad as you think it's gonna be. But I do this new thing now that I look at my calendar and whatever's really pissing me off, I'm like, I'm canceling it.

• 58:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You actually, okay, you said something a couple of weeks ago, couple of months ago, that you wanted to have like boundaries where you're like, no, I'm not doing it. In the past month, you've texted me things, hey, I don't wanna do this. And I'm like, great. Some of the things I don't need, I'm not even made a breast of them.

• 58:31Hannah Berner?

  I said no to things you haven't even heard of.

• 58:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what'd you say?

• 58:36Hannah Berner?

  I said no to things that, yeah, you haven't even heard have been happening.

• 58:40Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, do you wanna do this? Is it your dream? And I'm like, I don't even know what you're speaking about. Yeah, cancel it.

• 58:48Hannah Berner?

  There is a positive. There is a light happening right now. I bought a Furbo. Now, let me just say, I was having a weird like wireless headphone thing with Furbo for a while. Like even though you showed me Daphne on your Furbo all tour, I was like, yeah, but mine's not gonna work.

• 59:07Paige DeSorbo?

  How do you use a phone? How do you use an iPhone?

• 59:10Hannah Berner?

  I just thought the first.

• 59:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, seriously, how do you text?

• 59:14Hannah Berner?

  But also, like, when you get it, you have to install it, like, it just stresses me out.

• 59:18Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't, you plug it in. Nope, you plug it in. There's no installation. You plug it in and you download the app.

• 59:25Hannah Berner?

  This is so, like, when there's something that's gonna take one minute, but, like, you take eight months stressing over it. So I finally got a Furbo for Butter. And it is so incredible. Cause when I'm away from her, I think she's at home trying to slit her wrist. Like, that's what I envision Butter does when I'm gone. She's just like, where's my mom? I went off myself. Turns out, she's just sleeping on the couch. She is loving life.

• 59:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. People are, like, get really mad at, like, massive companies where they're like, that company should not be worth that much money. Furbo should. Furbo should. Just serves all the money in the world.

• 1:00:03Hannah Berner?

  No, Furbo.

• 1:00:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Best invention.

• 1:00:07Hannah Berner?

  Furbo is the only thing to get you out of depression. Um, right before I went on stage, I was just looking at my Furbo. And I'm saying, I love you, Butter. I love you. And then I give her her treats and Butter, but at first, the way Butter was looking at me in the Furbo, I got sad, but at least I was feeling something, you know?

• 1:00:26Paige DeSorbo?

  You immediately become Buddy the Elf. You're like, amazing, I'll call you in five minutes. Like, stay right there. I will see you in a second.

• 1:00:33Hannah Berner?

  I'm getting notifications. So it'll say, Butter's walking, Butter's chewing.

• 1:00:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And they wanna help know your cat better. So they're like, is your cat gagging right now? Yep, apparently, it seems so. Yeah, it's like, they like to know.

• 1:00:48Hannah Berner?

  It's like, after this podcast, I can go and they're gonna review all the things Butter's been up to. Cause they can, their AI is incredible, where they cut all the moments of the day I missed, where Butter did something cute, and then I watch it. It's, so then, one thing, though, when I left, I thought Dez was also leaving. And like, a couple hours later, I go on the Furbo, and I'm talking to her. Like, I get a text from Dez, he goes, I'm fucking napping.

• 1:01:17Hannah Berner?

  So I woke him up. By the way, you can watch people on the Furbo. So I think Furbo is gonna be the next thing where like people see like affairs happening.

• 1:01:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sure it's, I'm sure it's already happening.

• 1:01:30Hannah Berner?

  It's already, like.

• 1:01:31Paige DeSorbo?

  That is the thing. There's so many people that have like cameras in their rooms. I'm like, what, what are you, what's the camera for?

• 1:01:37Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 1:01:38Paige DeSorbo?

  But like, is it, I'm like, is that just your Furbo? Like, why are people putting so, like, why do so many people have cameras in their rooms?

• 1:01:46Hannah Berner?

  Well, I was getting my makeup did and Dez started talking us through the Furbo and everyone got freaked out. Um, but.

• 1:01:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:55Hannah Berner?

  So the household has changed. The Furbo is kind of.

• 1:01:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's the best.

• 1:01:59Hannah Berner?

  It's the best. Um, but yeah, it keeps Dez on toes. Dez is in Ireland now. And I'm in LA, so that's eight hour difference. So we like are not gonna see each other.

• 1:02:11Paige DeSorbo?

  You're divorced.

• 1:02:11Hannah Berner?

  We're divorced. Yeah, like, there's like about one hour in the day when we're both awake.

• 1:02:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:02:20Paige DeSorbo?

  That's your dream.

• 1:02:23Paige DeSorbo?

  That's your dream. That is so tricky with someone like you because you have borderline narcolepsy.

• 1:02:31Hannah Berner?

  No, I know. I sleep late. He's getting up early. We're just missing each other. But like, I think it's good even as a wife.

• 1:02:38Paige DeSorbo?

  What time is it there right now?

• 1:02:39Hannah Berner?

  You guys, even as a wife, play hard to get. Keep him on his toes. Be like, is she alive? Where is she?

• 1:02:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Is she gonna come home today? Are we still married?

• 1:02:53Hannah Berner?

  Something I have to bring up.

• 1:02:56Hannah Berner?

  I feel like straight men never have hand soap in their apartment. Occasionally, they have a bar of soap, which is disgusting.

• 1:03:08Paige DeSorbo?

  They, they have, they never have both. They never have a hand soap and a hand towel. Sometimes you get the soap, no towel. Sometimes you'll get the towel, no soap. They've never had a complete set.

• 1:03:20Hannah Berner?

  Boy bathroom is like next level crazy.

• 1:03:25Hannah Berner?

  Cause men like, I guess, cause they don't wash their hands after they pee. They like, don't treat it like we do.

• 1:03:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I just had a moment to remember something that happened earlier today. My mom called me and she goes, "Do you remember that outfit? It had like, it was like a little pleated skirt and it had a matching jacket." And I was like, "From when?" And she was like, "You were in kindergarten."

• 1:03:52Hannah Berner?

  Your conversations are so different than mine. And I, and you knew, you go, "Yeah, November 2nd."

• 1:03:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, of course I, I go, "Yeah, of course I remember that outfit. What about it?"

• 1:04:04Hannah Berner?

  "What about it?" is my question. What about it? Did she save your stuff?

• 1:04:10Paige DeSorbo?

  She has some stuff saved, but she's like me. Like, like if she doesn't remember something, like she'll remember by like, what she was wearing or what I was wearing. And that's how I am too, where I'm like, I don't remember that event, but if I, if you tell me what I was wearing, then I'll know.

• 1:04:25Hannah Berner?

  That's like a very specific kind of mental illness.

• 1:04:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Very specific to us.

• 1:04:31Hannah Berner?

  Some people are visuals.

• 1:04:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was like annoyed that she was like asking about it, but I was like, "Yeah, obviously I remember that outfit."

• 1:04:38Hannah Berner?

  Wait, speaking of limited too, you know what I want to wear? Like a tank top with like a little poncho over it. Like I want to, you know, those little ponchos. Is poncho the right word?

• 1:04:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a sheer, like little cape?

• 1:04:51Hannah Berner?

  A sheer little cape or a furry one or a fluffy one or a cotton one.

• 1:04:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love a poncho.

• 1:04:57Hannah Berner?

  I love a poncho. Like, if I wear it, will people make fun of me?

• 1:05:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Who is Ponce de Leóns?

• 1:05:05Paige DeSorbo?

  What is that? Is that something in France?

• 1:05:08Hannah Berner?

  Ponce de Leóns?

• 1:05:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, what is that?

• 1:05:12Hannah Berner?

  It sounds like, it sounds like a guy in.

• 1:05:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's something. But any times.

• 1:05:18Hannah Berner?

  Ponce de Leóns, sounds like you just cursed me out. Ponce de Leóns, you too. Ponce de Leóns.

• 1:05:27Hannah Berner?

  Bless you.

• 1:05:30Hannah Berner?

  Paul's on a little bit.

• 1:05:33Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like an explorer. I was like so.

• 1:05:36Hannah Berner?

  Where did you get what?

• 1:05:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. That like made me think of it.

• 1:05:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyway, anywho.

• 1:05:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, it's Sunday night. I have to like get all my weird feelings out.

• 1:05:49Hannah Berner?

  No, I know. Also, we just shared a meme on our Instagram about like, don't complain that we change the subject all the time. Like be thankful that we've talked about eighteen different things in four minutes. Like, sorry, we can squeeze it all in.

• 1:06:02Paige DeSorbo?

  If something pops in my head and I don't say it immediately, then I'm gonna forget it and that's gonna annoy me.

• 1:06:07Hannah Berner?

  I hate a long story.

• 1:06:09Paige DeSorbo?

  So like, ponte de leon.

• 1:06:13Hannah Berner?

  Also, you said it as if I was about to be like, yeah, I know who that is. Are you?

• 1:06:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought I was being like so stupid and it was like a really famous thing in France. That you were.

• 1:06:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, obviously.

• 1:06:32Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so stupid. I think I'm crying.

• 1:06:36Hannah Berner?

  Have I ever known anything historically?

• 1:06:39Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but like you love Paris. You always talk about it.

• 1:06:44Hannah Berner?

  No, but like. I don't know anything about wars. I think like when I was younger and they started talking about wars, I was like, I don't like, I don't like this. I don't like what it stands for. I don't support it and therefore I'm not gonna process any of this information.

• 1:07:00Paige DeSorbo?

  That's how it was about math.

• 1:07:02Hannah Berner?

  Like, it's my biggest fear to go on a game show and they're like, when was the War of eighteen twelve? I'd be like, no idea.

• 1:07:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, are you smarter than a fifth grader? Like, that is like a humiliation ritual that I would never be a part of.

• 1:07:15Hannah Berner?

  They had Travis Kelce hosting. Like, that's very funny.

• 1:07:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Great casting.

• 1:07:19Hannah Berner?

  It's so funny. Um, but occasionally on those like TikToks where they ask people basic facts, I'll do well on it and, and my head will get big for a second.

• 1:07:29Paige DeSorbo?

  It's because you're like not under pressure. Like, I, I couldn't like, even like Billy Eichner being like, name a woman.

• 1:07:38Hannah Berner?

  Wait, that's, I do have to say, when the camera is on you, you're blank. You blank out. I don't remember my own name. Jimmy Fallon's like, hi, I'm Jimmy. I'm like, I'm Jimmy too. Hi. That's what you do. One other thought.

• 1:07:54Hannah Berner?

  I'm really into broccoli omelets right now.

• 1:07:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:07:59Hannah Berner?

  But, no one has it available.

• 1:08:02Paige DeSorbo?

  So where are you getting them?

• 1:08:04Hannah Berner?

  Well, okay, my grandma would make like broccoli frittatas, which is very Italian. But this is the thing.

• 1:08:09Paige DeSorbo?

  You love, you like broccoli rob?

• 1:08:11Hannah Berner?

  Love broccoli rob. But when you have broccoli in an omelet, it tastes like potato. So it tastes like a hat. Just bear with me.

• 1:08:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 1:08:22Hannah Berner?

  Broccoli kind of tastes like potato in an omelet.

• 1:08:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna try that. Uh, cause I love broccoli. Wait, you know what I've been doing recently? This is like so weird, but like amazing. I've been getting just like frozen peas.

• 1:08:38Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 1:08:38Paige DeSorbo?

  And putting them in the microwave and like steamedable, like making frozen peas. Then put, then opening the package, putting butter in it and eating it with a spoon.

• 1:08:50Hannah Berner?

  Wait.

• 1:08:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I've just been eating peas.

• 1:08:53Hannah Berner?

  I didn't, I don't know if that's legal.

• 1:08:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, why do, why aren't people talking about this?

• 1:08:59Hannah Berner?

  They do that for babies. They mush up the peas.

• 1:09:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, basically. That's what I'm eating.

• 1:09:04Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I did get on a weird TikTok algorithm of um moms making food for their kids that they also eat. So be like, we're eating.

• 1:09:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Why not?

• 1:09:13Hannah Berner?

  Like, I'm sorry, I'm not, you're not just eating chicken nuggets. If you're getting chicken nuggets, mom's getting chicken nuggets too.

• 1:09:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm scared I'm gonna have a baby and I'm just gonna change my whole personality. I'm gonna be a freak. And I'm gonna be like, I'm making mashed carrots today. I can't podcast.

• 1:09:29Hannah Berner?

  You wanna do that so bad. But you, you're always freaky behind the scenes.

• 1:09:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Wait, what are we talking about?

• 1:09:42Hannah Berner?

  I feel like, next thing you know, you're gonna be mashing up peas, putting it on your face, telling me it's good for your pores.

• 1:09:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Well...

• 1:09:49Hannah Berner?

  Don't tempt me, but this is my thing-

• 1:09:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, I'm sure there's something there.

• 1:09:53Hannah Berner?

  Who decided that when you go to a diner, they're like, "Okay, um, omelet with spinach, omelet with peppers, omelet with onions, where's the broccoli option? You want me to be healthy, you don't give me a broccoli option. And then if I ask for broccoli, I'm a fucking nerd. It's like when I ask for apple juice.

• 1:10:12Paige DeSorbo?

  It's almost like you see more asparagus omelets than you do broccoli.

• 1:10:16Hannah Berner?

  No, I know, and I feel like broccoli's PR team is slacking-

• 1:10:19Paige DeSorbo?

  They're just like, "Not on top of it."

• 1:10:21Hannah Berner?

  Not on top of it.

• 1:10:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I never order an omelet, so I don't care about this cause.

• 1:10:27Hannah Berner?

  I could tell, when I started, the life died in your eyes, when I started talking about it.

• 1:10:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Supporting it here, I'm here nor there on it.

• 1:10:35Hannah Berner?

  Well, I'm speaking up for the omelet community that doesn't get spoken for.

• 1:10:38Paige DeSorbo?

  And it doesn't affect me, so like-

• 1:10:40Hannah Berner?

  What are you eating, granola? Peas? Why don't people do pea omelets?

• 1:10:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, if I'm going to a diner, I'm getting a fried egg, bacon, and toast.

• 1:10:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Hash browns.

• 1:10:52Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Yeah. Wait, why don't people put peas in omelets?

• 1:10:57Paige DeSorbo?

  That's disgusting. Peas are to be eaten on their own.

• 1:11:02Hannah Berner?

  With butter.

• 1:11:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Or at Thanksgiving, or with a chicken.

• 1:11:05Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say peas with like, a little bacon, or if you're Italian, pancetta with a little onion. Oh, oh my, oh my, oh, oh, stop, stop.

• 1:11:16Paige DeSorbo?

  A mushroom?

• 1:11:17Hannah Berner?

  Oh, oh, don't.

• 1:11:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop, I gotta go.

• 1:11:22Hannah Berner?

  You guys, we ended on a high note.

• 1:11:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You're sick.

• 1:11:28Hannah Berner?

  Thank you for giggling with us. Um, I'm going to Florida next weekend, I have a bunch of shows in Florida. Paige, what are you doing?

• 1:11:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, gosh. Daphne Latte Stripe is coming out, when is this pod coming out, Tuesday? Daphne Latte Stripe is coming out today, so it's one of our new colorways, and... Yeah, get it.

• 1:11:49Hannah Berner?

  I love a latte. Thank you guys for giggling, talk to you later, bye.

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