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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 142. Round of applause, please.

• 1:22Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:07Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:51Peyton Hardin?

  All right, now on to the rest of the episode.

• 2:57Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Oh, Cam. Oh, what? What's wrong?

• 3:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't even sit down. That's sticky Powerade. I'm wearing gray sweatpants and that's Mountain Berry Blast. It's blue as hell and I can't sit on it.

• 3:13Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I intentionally missed your seat.

• 3:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you intentionally got my square when you poured water and defecated on it. It's always been over here. This week, that is aligned exactly where my left outer thigh will be placed.

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  I forgot your wide hip, your wide body.

• 3:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I'm a wide, big bearing load and that is gonna be on my thigh. And that's honestly, that is so upsetting. I literally, my fingers are sticky. I just touched it, my fingers are sticky.

• 3:36Peyton Hardin?

  You know, fun fact, that Powerade was there before the break.

• 3:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I know. I remember you drinking it.

• 3:43Peyton Hardin?

  So that is, that is aged like wine, Powerade? That is now?

• 3:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That is fermented Powerade, sitting in here, doing nothing but growing.

• 4:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Your snack seat, dude, I-

• 4:05Peyton Hardin?

  If you weren't so, if you weren't so indigested.

• 4:14Peyton Hardin?

  Come on Cam, it's clean now, take a seat. We got co-host Cam.

• 4:19Cameron Kennedy?

  We got co-host Cam coming to you live from the dry cleaners fixing his pants. They're blue stained, sticky and wet.

• 4:26Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, sit down, you're good, it's fine.

• 4:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 4:31Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I feel like we started this episode off on the wrong foot.

• 4:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Really, really, you don't say. You started it on a revving up of like a power terrain scooter foot and I'm starting it hugging the arm of my couch. You look- I'm gonna sit like this, away from it.

• 4:49Peyton Hardin?

  You don't look right when you do that though, you don't look good.

• 4:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I look small, I look like a small man.

• 4:54Peyton Hardin?

  Can we, can we announce something?

• 4:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Both of our mustaches are too long.

• 4:57Peyton Hardin?

  Too long, so gross.

• 4:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the first thing, they're both too long.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  We, we need hair. We are Wolverines, we are Wilf.

• 5:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Wilf?

• 5:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's like men.

• 5:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Wolverines I-

• 5:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's like man and men, Wilf. Wolf is man, Wilf is men.

• 5:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you were going like Wolverines I'd like to-

• 5:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 5:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a Wilf. I was like, oh man.

• 5:17Peyton Hardin?

  Taylor Lautner is a Wilf.

• 5:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Taylor Lautner is a Wilf, I always, Team Jacob.

• 5:22Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I was, I was definitely Team Jacob.

• 5:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It gave more masculine, I was like, that guy, he's white as snow.

• 5:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Cameron Kennedy?

  He's gotta go outside a little bit, I don't care if he's a vampire.

• 5:30Peyton Hardin?

  Gotta get some spray on.

• 5:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Gotta get some tan, like just go to a Planet Tan.

• 5:33Peyton Hardin?

  Have you, have you ever been honest about that?

• 5:37Cameron Kennedy?

  About what?

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  Remember that one summer, you would go get spray tans?

• 5:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not go get spray-

• 5:42Peyton Hardin?

  Hell.

• 5:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I never got a spray-

• 5:43Peyton Hardin?

  On Jesus Christ, you've never-

• 5:44Cameron Kennedy?

  On Jesus Christ, I've never got a spray tan.

• 5:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 5:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never got a spray tan in my life, I went to tanning beds.

• 5:49Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 5:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to god, I've never received a spray tan.

• 5:52Peyton Hardin?

  Either you lied to me then or you're lying to me now.

• 5:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I lied to you then, I guess, I've never received a spray tan.

• 5:56Peyton Hardin?

  You, Ryan and Sanjin-

• 5:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I had a membership at Planet Tan that I would go to after 24 Hour Fitness, I'd get a pump and then I'd go get dark. That's what I did, cuz I said, I'm tired of being the scrawny white guy with his nipples blind to the other, the other patrons on the beach. I said, I wanna go and be tan and masculine.

• 6:15Peyton Hardin?

  I remember.

• 6:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Never spray though.

• 6:16Peyton Hardin?

  Cuz I remember you would, you, we would hang out that summer, you would come over and be like, dude, you just look darker. And I saw you six hours ago. What happened? You're like, dude, me and Ryan and Sanji go get spray tanned. And I remember.

• 6:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You put that in your own figment of your imagination.

• 6:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, I remember y'all took a picture on the hood of a car and y'all are like this. And y'all are all tan and glistening.

• 6:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that was because of a tanning bed.

• 6:38Peyton Hardin?

  And no, because I remember you were like, I can't put on.

• 6:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Sun.

• 6:40Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, I can't lay on my sheets right now.

• 6:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I never said that. Probably because I smell like ass. That's probably why I couldn't lay on my, dude. A combination of sweating at the gym and then going in tanning was rough.

• 6:50Peyton Hardin?

  I've never gotten a tan.

• 6:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And then one day.

• 6:53Peyton Hardin?

  I have natural melanin that God graces me with.

• 6:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that must be nice. And that is a luxury that we all don't have. Because if I don't tan or if I don't choose to go get burned by the all giving sun, then I will be white and gross. So you should thank the Lord and your parents for that.

• 7:10Peyton Hardin?

  I don't really understand that.

• 7:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What, that I'm white and gross?

• 7:13Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 7:13Cameron Kennedy?

  A little bit pudgy.

• 7:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like a sourdough starter if I don't tan. I'm just like a moldable goo that's white.

• 7:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't understand tanning. Like, how are we, not we, how are you? Like, how is your?

• 7:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, how is y'all? How do y'all do that?

• 7:28Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't it crazy that we can just, as human beings?

• 7:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Humans.

• 7:33Peyton Hardin?

  We can just go outside, lay down.

• 7:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And burn.

• 7:35Peyton Hardin?

  And burn. And then we look different.

• 7:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you know, you can, you know, you can still, like, you can tan technically in the, in the winter.

• 7:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, because there's UVs.

• 7:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 7:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 7:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought it was the only summer thing.

• 7:46Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know about UVs until you told me that this, this year.

• 7:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't have to be hot. A lot of people think it's the heat, it's the UV index.

• 7:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's insane, though.

• 7:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, it's, it's BS.

• 7:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's actually more upsetting that you can go and you're out in the sun and, oh, oh, yeah, throw, throw me another, throw me another brew. Oh, this song's so good. Oh, I look amazing and beautiful and I don't hurt at all. And I'm like, ouch, I'm burning alive. Yeah, that, that's the part that I hate the most.

• 8:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you get pulled over, you get pulled over without a panic attack. So that's fun, isn't it? You wanna see who wins this one?

• 8:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, you wanna go? No, no, no, no, I would be so far under. No, no, I'm kidding.

• 8:24Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you have a special announcement.

• 8:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I?

• 8:27Peyton Hardin?

  You do.

• 8:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I?

• 8:28Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm gonna put him on blast right now.

• 8:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 8:31Peyton Hardin?

  So that this special announcement has to come true.

• 8:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, I'm so nervous.

• 8:36Peyton Hardin?

  This is Cam's last episode.

• 8:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Why? You're a rat bastard.

• 8:45Peyton Hardin?

  This is Cam's last episode with a full head of hair, man.

• 8:51Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go.

• 8:53Peyton Hardin?

  He's getting it bust off, baby.

• 8:56Cameron Kennedy?

  If y'all do want to see the aftermath of what has been, what, no, if you wanna see the aftermath of what has felt like a year of hyping myself up, trying to get the courage to do it, next episode, episode 143, you will see co-host Cam in a different light. And it'll probably be a different light, it's gonna be a big ass, white bald head.

• 9:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, if I, if I were- You're gonna have to go get tan after that.

• 9:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, I'm gonna have to go to the tan, get some Just for Men too, cuz, oh, man. But, yeah, cat's out the bag cuz of this rat bastard. Uh, basically, him and Olivia have been telling me that I would look good with this, that I should do this, because I did say it, they never pressure me, I said I wanna do this, but now I, I was kind of been a chicken for the last, I don't know, calendar year, and they're making me do it, so.

• 9:41Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, we have been pressuring you, but then, this week, we spent a week away from each other, we intentionally like, let's take our time, relationship counseling, we spent a week-

• 9:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You go to your room, I'll be in mine.

• 9:55Peyton Hardin?

  We spent the week away from each other, and absence makes the heart grow fonder.

• 9:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It does, I missed you a lot.

• 10:01Peyton Hardin?

  Until I started thinking about your future haircut.

• 10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, maybe it's not a good idea.

• 10:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, okay, so basically, my fear, I have a large nugget, you see there? I'll give you a profile, both sides, alright, so my fear is, one of two things happens, I get this haircut and my head becomes larger.

• 10:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Or my head shrinks, now- My entire life, I've been on the side of, I think my head will become larger.

• 10:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause there's no hair to hide my head.

• 10:27Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  But now, uh, uh, uh, the barber that will be doing this, Brooks, my wife, my closest of friends and brothers, they say that my, they think my head will look smaller.

• 10:37Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Because the hair's adding poofiness, maybe I'll look, maybe I'll have a normal head after this.

• 10:42Peyton Hardin?

  What you'll have to do is-

• 10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll never have a normal head. I got a hook in the back.

• 10:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, you need to ice it, but what, what needs to happen is, I, I, I figured out the science of it. You need to trim the beard down with the haircut. You can't have a what?

• 10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  If I got my hair cut and I live, it's like, it's like a cold compress and I tried to like, or a really hot one and I'm like,

• 11:02Peyton Hardin?

  You're molding it?

• 11:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Push it in?

• 11:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 11:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 11:05Cameron Kennedy?

  The beard will come down a little bit. It'll have to.

• 11:07Peyton Hardin?

  I was just thinking like, you could look horrible. You ever see-

• 11:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop saying this!

• 11:12Peyton Hardin?

  You could.

• 11:13Cameron Kennedy?

  But why, but this is my whole, this is my fear. Why are you saying this? You're not helping the case.

• 11:18Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm being honest. You can never say I'm not honest.

• 11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, but sometimes honesty is not the best policy. You need to hype me up and say, you're gonna look great. You're gonna look sexy. Then, once it's done, if I look bad, then you can say that. Cause I can't, hey, glue it back on. It's gone. It's done.

• 11:32Peyton Hardin?

  You ever seen Kim Possible? You remember Rufus?

• 11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  If I come out looking like Rufus, first off, I'd be like, Brooks, did you shave my body? I'd say, why, why am I glistening? If I came out looking like Rufus.

• 11:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I would, you would not, the only time any of y'all would see me, every week, is, is the podcast. I would be glued in a dungeon in my house.

• 11:52Peyton Hardin?

  But you know what? We'll be, you know what you don't need to do? Cause you ran past the idea of getting an eyebrow slit and you don't need to do that.

• 11:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, I did not. No, I did not. I'm not getting the eyebrow slit. I'm not getting the, the design right there. What if I did? What if I came back? I got an extra piercing on each ear.

• 12:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Put more studs. Didn't even add a different earring. It was just two studs each ear, eyebrow slit and a sick ass design.

• 12:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and you got a tooth gem.

• 12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And I got a tooth gem, yeah. And then I just went like, oh, man.

• 12:18Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be like, I'd be like, it's a midlife, midlife crisis at 26.

• 12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's bad. That is a very young midlife crisis.

• 12:24Peyton Hardin?

  But it could be really good.

• 12:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it will. I hope. Okay, this is, this is your first thing. I gotta- You gotta let me know in the comments, do you think I'm gonna look better? And I want honesty, you think I'm gonna look better with the cut? Or worse with the cut? You think my head's gonna look larger, or my head's gonna be smaller? Please let me know.

• 12:38Peyton Hardin?

  And the first people that get to see is obviously the Koala Club. Patreon gets it first.

• 12:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Patreon always gets any and everything first, you already know that. Koala Club members, I'm really counting on y'all to give me confidence, because this could be a very dark time in my life.

• 12:51Peyton Hardin?

  And I just thought of a good idea. We've, I go with you, and we vlog the whole thing.

• 12:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I already, oh, 100%.

• 12:58Peyton Hardin?

  And Koala Clubs gets to actually see my first reaction, and all of our first reactions to this buzz cut. Honestly, you remind me of my dog when he got bit by a bumblebee in the mouth.

• 13:10Cameron Kennedy?

  What are we doing?

• 13:10Peyton Hardin?

  He ate a bumblebee, he got bit by it, and I didn't want to pet him. I was like, Malcolm, until that swelling goes down, you're not my dog.

• 13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're gonna wanna stop making love to me if this haircut comes out bad?

• 13:19Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it would more be like, hey, no eye contact. Like, like, you know what I mean? Ball caps and beanies only.

• 13:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I get to wear a bonnet, and I have to turn around?

• 13:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay. And I also was thinking about you, and-

• 13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I'm starting to sweat. It's cold in here, and I'm starting to sweat, just thinking about-

• 13:34Peyton Hardin?

  Your son is coming up here in a little bit. He's making his rookie debut.

• 13:38Cameron Kennedy?

  He is, his rookie season. We're gonna see what numbers he can put up in his rookie season.

• 13:42Peyton Hardin?

  And I was also thinking, genuinely, like, I was just, I was going around shopping, doing a lot of things, I was going to Ikea, a lot of family places. I was seeing a lot of babies.

• 13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Lot of them.

• 13:52Peyton Hardin?

  And 98% of the babies I saw-

• 13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You watch your tongue?

• 13:55Peyton Hardin?

  I said, yuck. Like, wow. Like, that, you can't be proud of taking that out in public.

• 14:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, good God almighty, babies need a minute. They're new to the world, they're new to all the pollen flying around. A lot of their faces have little baby acne, and they don't have kneecaps yet, and their toes are creepy.

• 14:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not even like that, it's just like, hey, if you were to tell me that thing came from space, I'd believe you. Like, a lot of them look like little aliens.

• 14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Put it, put it, you better say this and clear the air. You will say this right now, or you will not be his uncle, his loving uncle.

• 14:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 14:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Your nephew will fall on that 2%.

• 14:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 14:31Peyton Hardin?

  But let me say this.

• 14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 14:33Peyton Hardin?

  If he doesn't, I will have to be honest with you.

• 14:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You, I, I, I appreciate honesty.

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I will be there-

• 14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I love honesty.

• 14:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'll be in the waiting room when Liv gives birth, correct? Am I gonna be there? Am I allowed to be there?

• 14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know.

• 14:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, this is new stuff.

• 14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, I, I assume so, yes, but-

• 14:48Peyton Hardin?

  Wait a minute.

• 14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Liv-

• 14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Waiting room, yes, you should be.

• 14:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I said.

• 14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sorry.

• 14:55Peyton Hardin?

  So I will say, Payton, 100%.

• 14:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I cannot speak if my wife's not here. You never know with Liv. You never know with Liv.

• 15:01Peyton Hardin?

  I can't co-

• 15:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you, you, one, I'm saying Liv's not here. We, should we call Liv?

• 15:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no.

• 15:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 15:08Peyton Hardin?

  You fight for my honor right now.

• 15:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I, yes, you will be in the waiting room. You'll be in the, you'll be in the waiting room. I can't promise you that you will see in the, go in the actual room.

• 15:17Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to be in there. It's gonna smell like rank tuna fish. And, and, no, no, no.

• 15:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, no, no, nope, get him, nope, get him. There's no seafood, there's no oysters, there's no tuna, there's no salmon. There's gonna be a woman and a baby and a big ass white umbilical cord that I gotta cut with a pair of shears. That's what's gonna be in there. And then apparently the placenta looks like a liver in a bag.

• 15:44Peyton Hardin?

  And we're still not eating that.

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we're never eating that? I'm never touching it? I'm not doing anything with it?

• 15:49Peyton Hardin?

  Let me put it in a mason jar.

• 15:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Put it in a ma- is it an urn?

• 15:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, but when he gradu- when he graduates high school, be like, look, it's you.

• 15:55Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the thing that fed ya. That'd be the creepiest, get, you'd be on a list if you get. Imagine graduating high school and your uncle goes, here's your placenta. Are you shitting me? That'd be the, the strangest, creepiest gift someone could receive.

• 16:08Peyton Hardin?

  I was, all my, all I'm saying is, I brought this up to say, if your kid comes out and I am not like, wow, oh, oh my god, that's so cute.

• 16:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 16:19Peyton Hardin?

  I'm going to be honest. I'd be like, Cam, don't let that thing touch me.

• 16:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now that's fair, but mo- you have to understand this though. Most babies, right when they come out? They're not good to look at.

• 16:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  There's like cottage cheese falling off of them. One eyes open, one's closed, a little bit of blood on the stomach, like it is a, it is a rough scene. Rough scene. Their be- their belly button's gonna be protruding two inches for about a month. Yeah, it, it gets hard like plastic and falls off.

• 16:45Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think that's just a baby thing. I, I've met some pe- I remember I went to a pool party on high school, somebody still had that. Is that not okay to say?

• 16:53Cameron Kennedy?

  The fact you were at pool parties in elementary school tells me everything I need to know about you to this exact day.

• 17:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was a part of our like our end of the year thing, like our end of the year party.

• 17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You were in bathing suits?

• 17:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 17:05Cameron Kennedy?

  With girls?

• 17:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  At where? At the school? Your school had a pool? Your school had a big ass lap pool?

• 17:11Peyton Hardin?

  There was a community pool because there's a, there's like a neighborhood on the other side of the street and they had a community pool. We would have our like end of the year fifth grade party there.

• 17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And you didn't live there?

• 17:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's when I made out with the girl with the hunchback. Remember I said that?

• 17:22Cameron Kennedy?

  So you made out with Quasimodo in a community pool for a neighborhood you invaded and you took over? And you made out with the hunchback of Notre Dame? That's what you're talking about?

• 17:31Peyton Hardin?

  I think I got a hunch now. I do have a hunch now.

• 17:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there's no thinking, brother. You are like a, like a lowercase c if you don't, if you stand right. Your shit is I bet, I bet if someone cracked you right in your back, it would like fix you. It would hurt, but it'd fix you. You'd go You'd get taller. You'd be 6'9". Immediately you'd go And you'd just suit up and rock it up.

• 17:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, we could close this baby thing out.

• 17:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, get off my son. You're gonna love him regardless.

• 17:55Peyton Hardin?

  By pro- no, by promising.

• 17:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, you, you'd say yes. You're gonna love him regardless. Say yes.

• 18:01Peyton Hardin?

  What if he's a bad person?

• 18:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, you're gonna love him.

• 18:04Peyton Hardin?

  If he's a bad person, I won't.

• 18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  If he's a bad parent, a person, then I failed his parents, you failed his uncle.

• 18:09Peyton Hardin?

  I have no responsibility.

• 18:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna love him regardless. Say it now.

• 18:12Peyton Hardin?

  I love it. I love him.

• 18:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 18:14Peyton Hardin?

  Um, I say, okay, you have to promise me as a friend, if your kid comes out and you know it will creep me out, like the way he looks is not up to par for my standards. You come out of that hospital room, you go to the waiting room, I'm excited with balloons, you go, "Pay, not now."

• 18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I go

• 18:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, "We'll see you Thursday." I go, "Take him, just get out of here." You know, what if, what if I literally, he had a swaddle on him and I was like, "Look, here's my son." And you went, "Oh my God, I'm so ready." I removed it and he was like

• 18:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's literally covered and I'm like, I'm like, meet your nephew, he's like

• 18:50Peyton Hardin?

  He just looks crazy.

• 18:51Cameron Kennedy?

  What would you do?

• 18:52Peyton Hardin?

  I would be, I'd, mm, mm, mm.

• 18:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, don't you dare say it.

• 18:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'd run.

• 18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't say it.

• 18:57Peyton Hardin?

  There you go, I'd run. There you go. I'd run, and then you would take a month off. And we'd have CJ Pierce right here, and I don't even wanna look at you. I'd be like, that's what you're making, huh? We took nine months for that?

• 19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, that's, that's, that's all? That's all I could do? What was it, live eating? This kid's, this kid's crooked.

• 19:13Peyton Hardin?

  We're joking, none of that's gonna happen.

• 19:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my son's gonna be beautiful. I mean, I hope, I don't, okay, here's the one thing, I really, I don't know, sometimes, when two beautiful people have a kid.

• 19:23Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  The kid is just...

• 19:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but y'all, you don't have that issue.

• 19:28Peyton Hardin?

  So, don't worry about that. You're holding your end of the bargain of not, not being beautiful.

• 19:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You know what?

• 19:34Peyton Hardin?

  You're making sure that ratio, you know? That kid's gonna be fine.

• 19:39Cameron Kennedy?

  God's honest truth, from a woman's perspective. Put your eyes, put... Yeah, you can't really, say you were a woman.

• 19:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 19:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Not right now, cuz I am grit, stop it, I am grizzly and nasty, need a haircut, gonna have a haircut. What would you rate me, one out of ten? One out of ten, what would you rate me? Honestly. Don't look at my clothes! I saw, that's so, that's so mean! You looked, the first thing you did was you looked me up and down at my fit. That's so rude.

• 20:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 20:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Me!

• 20:05Peyton Hardin?

  Knowing you, or just, I just see you on the street?

• 20:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You just see me, we're, we're at a, we're at a dive bar, watching the Cowboys.

• 20:11Peyton Hardin?

  Are you walking?

• 20:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell does that mean?

• 20:14Peyton Hardin?

  The way you walk is creepy.

• 20:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a bad walk?

• 20:18Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you walk like out.

• 20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, that's just, I'm bowlegging, I can't help that.

• 20:22Peyton Hardin?

  It takes a rating.

• 20:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. You see me, you're not looking at my feet, I have an appropriate, I have like a, maybe a 7.5 out of 10 fit on. Like, I didn't get iced out, but I'm not like bumming.

• 20:32Peyton Hardin?

  Got a haircut?

• 20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Have a haircut, and go, I'm walking.

• 20:36Peyton Hardin?

  You're, oh, you're walking?

• 20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm walking towards you.

• 20:39Peyton Hardin?

  Um, oh, you're walking towards me?

• 20:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Towards you.

• 20:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I hate when you walk towards me.

• 20:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, oh, you know, help!

• 20:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, I, yes, dude. You always look like you're on a mission and you want something.

• 20:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no.

• 20:52Peyton Hardin?

  Like, it's not, you never, you don't have a warm embrace.

• 20:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I feel like I'm the most, I'm the warmest person here.

• 20:56Peyton Hardin?

  When you speak, and we get to know you, yes, but when you're initially coming up, I'll be like, I don't have food.

• 21:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm never gonna be able to come back from these allegations.

• 21:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, deadass rating you though.

• 21:15Cameron Kennedy?

  One out of 10.

• 21:16Peyton Hardin?

  What am I?

• 21:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop looking at my fit!

• 21:20Peyton Hardin?

  I look your eye, you literally go, "Okay, rating you." Every time. Just look at me. But don't imagine the mustache, just trim the beard, just trim my hair sticks. 8.7.

• 21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  See, that's alright. See, I'll take that.

• 21:31Peyton Hardin?

  And then when you get to know you, it goes up.

• 21:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so even more?

• 21:34Peyton Hardin?

  8.8.

• 21:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Point 1, when you get all of me, all of what I have to offer, it's point 1.

• 21:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 21:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a 10.

• 21:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, thanks!

• 21:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a drop dead 10.

• 21:44Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so.

• 21:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you are a 10, and then when you know you, you're like a 6.

• 21:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

• 21:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Why? No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

• 21:53Peyton Hardin?

  Cause of how I live?

• 21:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 21:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're a 10. Uh, you are a 10 outsider looking in, you're a 10 inside looking in.

• 21:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, me and your wife have a strange relationship.

• 22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you don't hug, and it makes me mad.

• 22:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, not that. It's almost we're too close.

• 22:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're literally like brother and sister.

• 22:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if you know this, but I'm gonna tell you something.

• 22:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What's going on today? Are you here to piss me off, here to frighten me?

• 22:16Peyton Hardin?

  Remember back in college?

• 22:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 22:18Peyton Hardin?

  We were all drinking.

• 22:20Cameron Kennedy?

  My heart is literally thumping right now. I was about to say, what are you telling?

• 22:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, but your wife did send me a video of you in the shower while she was peeing.

• 22:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You've seen my jibby bits?

• 22:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You've seen me naked? Butt naked, wet?

• 22:37Peyton Hardin?

  She sent it, like, on a Wednesday at 9:00 a.m.

• 22:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Was I at least facing away? I oftentimes face away from the door.

• 22:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, good.

• 22:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So you saw my ass?

• 22:46Peyton Hardin?

  You did look secure.

• 22:49Peyton Hardin?

  You look like you're hiding.

• 22:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I looked like I was hiding?

• 23:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Where's this video?

• 23:02Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't save it.

• 23:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 23:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, CJ knows about it and CJ is at-

• 23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You saw it too, you creep?

• 23:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and he goes save it.

• 23:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you little freak?

• 23:10Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, "No, I don't want that." Liv genuinely, I don't talk to Liv. Like unless we're in person.

• 23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 23:16Peyton Hardin?

  Like, we're not just texting, or we will, but like about something. Like, there is an objective to our conversation.

• 23:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 23:22Peyton Hardin?

  I get a random video from Liv at like noon on a Wednesday. And I said, "Why is Liv sending me a video in invisible ink?" And I said, "Is this supposed to go to me?" And so I go- I scrub it out and I see a white figure

• 23:40Peyton Hardin?

  with glass around it.

• 23:43Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, "Is that Cam?"

• 23:47Peyton Hardin?

  And I play it, and I was charging my car so it connected to the aux.

• 23:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 23:51Peyton Hardin?

  And I hear Liv tinkling.

• 23:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a low water pressure hose.

• 23:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, that is a raunchy video. My wife's pissing, I'm big and gooey, just naked and white. I'm like, "I looked like that!"

• 24:06Peyton Hardin?

  You were like tucking.

• 24:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, I was, don't say I was tucking. I'm over here-

• 24:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but like, there was no movement of like cleanliness. You're literally back to her, facing the wall of the shower, just small. Head down, I said, "Bro, baby yourself."

• 24:25Peyton Hardin?

  Stand up.

• 24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  So you never have times in the shower? First off, it was cold in the house. We just now turned on the heater, so it was cold. But second, I just got back from the gym. You never have times where you just let the water hit?

• 24:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I'm out, I'm open, like hit me, I'm not-

• 24:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I would just, I probably just went, "Oh, this feels so good." I was like giving myself a hug.

• 24:44Peyton Hardin?

  And you're like stuck, like your head was down, you're just like this.

• 24:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe I was like seizing or something. So you saw my ass?

• 24:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Like bare ass, and my hips.

• 24:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's not the first, that's the first time I've seen everything at once. Normally I just see-

• 24:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, what I, wait, did it look alright? Is bad, is bad view, is bad view, is a bad view, no.

• 25:04Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, where is that when the clothes are?

• 25:09Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "That's not there." Not like big, just like a lot-

• 25:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I'm built bad.

• 25:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, he said yes.

• 25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I love you though.

• 25:21Peyton Hardin?

  I love you too. You, I mean, I want, okay, that was gonna sound cr- what just happened?

• 25:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I just heard like a horn.

• 25:27Peyton Hardin?

  A horse?

• 25:27Cameron Kennedy?

  A horn.

• 25:28Peyton Hardin?

  A horn.

• 25:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It's probably outside.

• 25:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay.

• 25:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, if you, okay, if this same video recreated were to be you naked, that'd be so funny. Cause you would literally, okay, here's the difference. I'm gonna show y'all me showering versus Peyton. This is me showering.

• 25:42Peyton Hardin?

  Just standing still.

• 25:44Cameron Kennedy?

  According to him, this is me.

• 25:46Peyton Hardin?

  It's exactly what it was. It was exactly that. Just booty butt.

• 25:50Cameron Kennedy?

  This would be Peyton. If that's, if that's the, uh, the door of the shower or something, this would be Peyton.

• 26:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay.

• 26:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That would be you. That, that video could be sold for millions.

• 26:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. No, if things go south, I'm starting that, that, that website.

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. No, you have, you have, you have free bags for life if you want to. All you gotta do is say morals gone.

• 26:26Peyton Hardin?

  Nah.

• 26:26Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go. And now you're saying-

• 26:27Peyton Hardin?

  I just showed myself.

• 26:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. Dude, my heart. No way. Why did she send that, first off?

• 26:32Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's my question. I don't know if she was just having a, a day of like spontaneity. She was just feeling a little, like she wanted to share you, but it's like, don't share you with me.

• 26:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and she, well, if she's gonna share me with anyone, I'd want it to be you.

• 26:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 26:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And it is you, but, oh my-

• 26:47Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't think you would bring, I'm sorry.

• 26:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's fine. It's fine. It is absolutely fine. Oh, my God. That's just wild. I can't even be naked in my own home.

• 26:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, you have no, like, sanctuary.

• 27:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. I completely forgot to tell you about this story. Uh, last week when we were in Oklahoma for Thanksgiving.

• 27:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So, we're all sitting there talking, our family and everything, and we started talking about Christmas, uh, lists.

• 27:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And someone, you know, I'm not gonna say their name though, but they had like a thousand dollar pair of shoes on their list.

• 27:16Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 27:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It was ridiculous.

• 27:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, you don't, you don't do that.

• 27:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It's ridiculous. You're not getting that. You've done nothing to earn that. You're not good enough to get that.

• 27:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So, that was the consensus, but then everyone was-

• 27:23Peyton Hardin?

  You're not good enough to get this?

• 27:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not getting that. No, you're absolutely, you don't deserve that. You have not- Proving to me that you deserve four figure shoes, you're not getting it, but here we go. So that was on the list.

• 27:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And then the um, the older people, lives, uh dad, stepmom, everyone's like, what the hell kind of shoe? Like, why'd you spend a thousand on shoes?

• 27:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And they started talking about names and they can't think of it. And I shit you not, Liv's father literally says this. So they're like, oh, it's a, uh, some shoes, it's like a thousand dollars. And he walks in the room, he goes, thousand dollar shoes, he go, what are they Kendrick Lamar's? Oh, yeah, literally, I was like, what did you just say? He said that Kendrick Lamar shoes. And I said, are you kidding me?

• 28:05Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think that's the right industry.

• 28:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's never been a thing. I said, he dropped an album, not a clothing line, like thousand dollar pair of Kendrick Lamar.

• 28:12Peyton Hardin?

  Kendrick Lamar shoes.

• 28:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, oh my God, my mind just went all, I was like, what would those even look like? And I was like, are you like, do you know what you're saying before you say it was?

• 28:20Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, if Kendrick Lamar would probably drop a fire shoe.

• 28:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It probably would, it'd be like a weird one, but it'd be cool.

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  Cause he's into fashion.

• 28:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 28:27Peyton Hardin?

  PG Lang and all them, they're into fashion.

• 28:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Those big, that big belt buckle.

• 28:30Peyton Hardin?

  Belt buckle is so nice, so cool. But you just reminded me of something.

• 28:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 28:35Peyton Hardin?

  Talk to me. Well, it didn't remind me of anything actually, but it made me want to ask you a question.

• 28:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're a liar.

• 28:39Peyton Hardin?

  I have a thing about Christmas gifts, Christmas is, God bless you, sorry, Christmas is around the corner.

• 28:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It is.

• 28:44Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like there should be a rule with Christmas gifts.

• 28:46Cameron Kennedy?

  As in what rule?

• 28:47Peyton Hardin?

  I live by this rule. If I.

• 28:49Cameron Kennedy?

  God, it's gonna be scary then, if it's Christmas, you can't bathe until after? And then four days after that, it's a natural stint for Christmas. Like, that's my rule. You really want to bring Christmas, you want Grinch there, don't bathe. Like, that's your rule.

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, my rule is, if I can't afford the gift I'm asking for, I'm not gonna ask somebody else for it.

• 29:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's absolutely terrifying, that's terrifying from you.

• 29:14Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 29:16Cameron Kennedy?

  So if you can't afford it, you can ask for it?

• 29:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, take me out of it.

• 29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  This year, I want a Cybertruck. I go, what? Are you shitting me?

• 29:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm talking, I've always been this way. I'm talking about like, take me out of the equation. I'm saying, you shouldn't ask for a gift that you can't afford yourself.

• 29:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, okay.

• 29:35Peyton Hardin?

  Unless you're a kid, because obviously you can't afford anything.

• 29:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You have no money.

• 29:39Peyton Hardin?

  You have no money.

• 29:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No money.

• 29:40Peyton Hardin?

  But if you're like an adult that has a steady job, right? You, you make a good, honest living, right? You shouldn't ask for a truck, you shouldn't ask for.

• 29:50Cameron Kennedy?

  A thousand dollar pair of Kendrick Lamar's.

• 29:52Peyton Hardin?

  A thousand dollar pair of Kendrick Lamar's, you shouldn't ask for a thousand dollar pair of shoes.

• 29:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 29:55Peyton Hardin?

  Is that fair?

• 29:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I. To an extent, yes. I would 95% agree. I would say if you know, if you have like that, you know, whatever, that very well-off uncle, aunt that absolutely loves you, doesn't have kids of their own, you know, they go crazy each Christmas and they prompt you for crazy gifts. Like you got to tell me what you want, like, and it, you know it, like it's been of repetition.

• 30:17Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 30:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be the only thing.

• 30:18Peyton Hardin?

  You are bad at gift giving.

• 30:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not.

• 30:20Peyton Hardin?

  You are, I can't remember a single gift you've ever gotten me.

• 30:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that literally made me want to jump on your couch and absolutely kick you in your teeth. That made me want to sweet chin music the living hell out of you. And I don't want you to touch me right now, because that's often, that is, that is off-lim, that is so rude.

• 30:38Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm not.

• 30:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That is so rude.

• 30:39Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not saying they weren't good, but if I can't remember them.

• 30:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so, that's, that is you doom scrolling and not me being a bad gift giver.

• 30:47Peyton Hardin?

  I get, name last Christmas gift, what'd you give me?

• 30:49Cameron Kennedy?

  The, the thing you use every single day in your bathroom.

• 30:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, I lost the, I lost the plug in for it.

• 30:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you didn't.

• 30:56Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't used it. I just put my phone outside my shower, the HomePod?

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That's such bullshit, bro.

• 31:00Peyton Hardin?

  CJ knows, I don't use the HomePod.

• 31:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You really lost the cord?

• 31:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Well, the cord's attached, but the, the little dongle that go into the wall, I don't have an extra one.

• 31:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding me? You don't use that every, you don't use that.

• 31:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 31:13Cameron Kennedy?

  When were you gonna tell me that?

• 31:14Peyton Hardin?

  Now.

• 31:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That hurts. That hurts.

• 31:18Peyton Hardin?

  Who's the better gift giver, me or you?

• 31:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd say you. That doesn't make, automatically make me bad. That just means you're one, I'm two.

• 31:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Name another gift you give me.

• 31:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It's cool shirts and stuff that you like. See, you're an asshole and I don't, that's so mean.

• 31:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not saying I don't appreciate it.

• 31:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so mean.

• 31:32Peyton Hardin?

  I appreciate you doing things for me.

• 31:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, and I have a very thought-driven gift this year. And now I want to, I want to take it back, because you're pissing me off.

• 31:40Peyton Hardin?

  Is it though?

• 31:41Cameron Kennedy?

  My blood is boiling.

• 31:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I'm not gonna lie, you do shoot yourself in the foot with gift giving. Because for two to three months, you'll be in my ear. Oh my God, Peyton, I really want to tell you this gift. It is so good. This gift I'm about to give you is so fire.

• 31:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He's an asshole. How is this, is this not making, I mean, it's boiling my fucking blood. I, oh my God.

• 32:03Peyton Hardin?

  You're getting it confused with not, I, it means the world to me.

• 32:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Doesn't sound like it at all.

• 32:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, genuinely.

• 32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It really sounds like you got that shirt, you went, hey, oh, that's cool. Thanks, Cam.

• 32:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, but it goes in the closet to a place I can't ever find it.

• 32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  See, now is that my, so what, so you need a closet organizer instead of more clothes? What do you need? I'm gonna buy you a year membership to a maid. And she come, that'd be a hell of a gift for you.

• 32:26Peyton Hardin?

  That would be a great gift.

• 32:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be a great gift. That might, I might do that. That might be a good gift.

• 32:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I genuinely just said that to piss you off. You're a good gift.

• 32:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh, I don't know, I don't believe you. No, you can't take it back now, you little giver. No, you can't take it back. Now that, now that might, now that might, now that might came out wrong. That might have not came out as well as they're supposed to.

• 32:45Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying it, cause it's not staying.

• 32:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's called, that's what it's called.

• 32:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's gonna get cut.

• 32:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It's when you, okay, but can I?

• 32:50Peyton Hardin?

  Explain it. Don't say it again, but what does it mean?

• 32:53Cameron Kennedy?

  For the peers in the jury.

• 32:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:54Cameron Kennedy?

  If you give a gift and then you give it back. So I used it, like if you get a gift.

• 32:58Peyton Hardin?

  A re-gifter.

• 32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, but that's, that's the term.

• 33:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 33:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'm not sure why, and it probably.

• 33:02Peyton Hardin?

  You probably have a fence.

• 33:03Cameron Kennedy?

  But, uh, so go ahead and mute that one. But yeah, that's bullshit.

• 33:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, people are gonna.

• 33:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And you meant that in your heart of hearts.

• 33:08Peyton Hardin?

  People are going to kill me for this.

• 33:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You are Crumpus. I am Santa and you are Crumpus.

• 33:12Peyton Hardin?

  Who's Crumpus?

• 33:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Crampus. It's his demonic brother.

• 33:14Peyton Hardin?

  I don't believe in demons. I'm a follower of Jesus Christ.

• 33:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, then you should, because they're real, but he created.

• 33:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, I mean, like, I don't, I don't, I don't associate with them.

• 33:20Cameron Kennedy?

  But he created the naughty list and Santa didn't like it, cause too many people ended up getting on it. So then, uh, Santa kicked him out of the, the North Pole.

• 33:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, now, I, now I do feel bad. I do feel bad for saying that.

• 33:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you should.

• 33:32Peyton Hardin?

  Because it was a joke and I, I did it to boil your blood.

• 33:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm literally sweating over here.

• 33:36Peyton Hardin?

  And I, I, I wanted to intentionally boil your blood just now, because now we have to be vulnerable with each other.

• 33:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What, are you gonna kiss me?

• 33:43Peyton Hardin?

  What's going on? There's a viral trend going around called, "We listen and we don't judge." Have you seen this? So the premise of this game.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 33:52Peyton Hardin?

  For people that don't know, is, it's common in like marriages and relationships.

• 33:57Cameron Kennedy?

  We're married, so it's fine. We're married.

• 34:00Peyton Hardin?

  Basically, the two parties say, "We listen and we don't judge," and we reveal something about ourselves that directly affects your partner, and your partner can't judge. They can't yell, they can't get mad, but you have to say something that your partner doesn't know. And I intentionally just did that to boil your blood, so now we're gonna get into.

• 34:19Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, okay.

• 34:20Peyton Hardin?

  And we don't judge.

• 34:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you know I'm a soft guy, right? You know I'm a soft. Big time lover. Jesus Christ, you wrote him down? You got a notepad of him? How many things are there that pisses you off? Okay, this is a good look already, but I need a shaking of hands that when this is over, we love each other like always.

• 34:36Peyton Hardin?

  And no, it literally has nothing to do with you. I'm just gonna tell you things that you don't know that do directly affect you.

• 34:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That you piss off, that pisses me off?

• 34:43Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 34:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 34:44Peyton Hardin?

  That will piss you off.

• 34:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, okay.

• 34:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you're going first.

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright.

• 34:48Peyton Hardin?

  We gotta say it at the same time.

• 34:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 34:49Peyton Hardin?

  Are you ready? Cam, I love you.

• 34:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I love you too.

• 34:51Peyton Hardin?

  Jesus. And hey, I swear to God.

• 34:54Cameron Kennedy?

  These are true. That's so disheartening.

• 34:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 34:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And I've never told you that.

• 34:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 35:02Peyton Hardin?

  Ready?

• 35:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 35:03Peyton Hardin?

  We listen and we don't judge. Whenever you had your old dog that misbehaved, right?

• 35:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:12Peyton Hardin?

  And you had me watch him while you were at work one time? I accidentally had my keys in my pocket and I scratched your couch. And when you got back, you thought it was him and I just let him take the fall for it all these years. But it was 100% me and my keys.

• 35:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I swear this is going.

• 35:35Peyton Hardin?

  You and Liv were so mad at that dog.

• 35:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 35:39Peyton Hardin?

  I felt so bad.

• 35:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go.

• 35:43Peyton Hardin?

  Ready?

• 35:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 35:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, say it. We listen and we don't judge.

• 35:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, one time when all of our family, all of like my family came over to your house, I intentionally, intentionally farted at the bottom of your stairs to where right when my parents would walk in, they thought your place stinks.

• 36:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And I didn't say anything and I did it to just add to the lore.

• 36:08Peyton Hardin?

  To the mythical stench of your home.

• 36:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 36:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. That makes sense now.

• 36:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry.

• 36:17Peyton Hardin?

  Because the first time your parents came over, my mom thought that they hated her.

• 36:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no.

• 36:27Peyton Hardin?

  And you did that.

• 36:30Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, she said, "I don't think Cam's parents like me."

• 36:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'll piss myself. Oh my god, I must pee.

• 36:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 36:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 36:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Woo.

• 36:38Peyton Hardin?

  Ready?

• 36:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 36:39Peyton Hardin?

  Please, Cam, don't.

• 36:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, go for it.

• 36:44Peyton Hardin?

  Ready?

• 36:46Peyton Hardin?

  One, two, three. We listen and we don't judge.

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  One time, when you were working your old job and you had me watch Ruby, I took her outside without a collar on. She ran away and I lost her for ten minutes.

• 37:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 37:05Peyton Hardin?

  And I...

• 37:07Peyton Hardin?

  I found her, though.

• 37:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding me?

• 37:10Peyton Hardin?

  We listen, we don't judge. That's my prized jewel. I love that dog. I couldn't find her. Cam, I was so scared.

• 37:23Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to god.

• 37:27Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to god.

• 37:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 37:31Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, you ready?

• 37:32Cameron Kennedy?

  She was in like the woods.

• 37:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god!

• 37:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, you know, that high grass that was behind?

• 37:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, yeah.

• 37:37Cameron Kennedy?

  She blended?

• 37:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, poor booby.

• 37:41Cameron Kennedy?

  She had things all on her.

• 37:45Peyton Hardin?

  I said you better not do that.

• 37:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, sorry.

• 37:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're good, you're good.

• 37:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 37:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man.

• 37:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You ready?

• 37:52Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright.

• 37:55Peyton Hardin?

  We listen and we don't judge.

• 37:58Cameron Kennedy?

  One night, we were go- me and Liv were going to some picture or something and I asked to borrow those black pants. I asked to borrow the black pants. I found a hundred dollar bill in the pocket. And I lied to myself so much that I believed it was my money. And I kept it and never gave it back.

• 38:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so sorry.

• 38:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so sorry. I said, "Oh, that's for me." I said, "No, I didn't bring my wallet." That had to have been mine, right? And I just kept it.

• 38:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Bitch, I'm so- Hey, hey, we don't judge. We don't judge. We don't judge. Oh, we don't judge. We don't judge. Oh, you stole the money from me, too. That same thing's happened.

• 38:51Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that goes into this.

• 38:54Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't judge.

• 38:55Peyton Hardin?

  We listen and we don't judge. When you made- You used to make a big deal about me always taking your clothes and never giving them back. For a month, every time I went to your house, I would take one thing from your house.

• 39:10Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  Just out of spite. I would leave with one thing that belonged to you.

• 39:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What is wrong?

• 39:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That explains so much. I'm like, "These shirts don't have arms. How are they leaving me? They can't get up and crawl out."

• 39:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Don't.

• 39:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not, I'm not, I'm keeping it in.

• 39:33Peyton Hardin?

  I have one more of you over.

• 39:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Ready?

• 39:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:42Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, don't make me hit you.

• 39:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you ready?

• 39:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:50Peyton Hardin?

  We listen and we don't judge.

• 39:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you remember when we filmed the car wash vlog a long time ago? Like, two years ago on Patreon?

• 39:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 40:00Cameron Kennedy?

  When we were cleaning out your car? We were cleaning out the back of your car. You went to the front to get trash? And I grabbed this heavy pole you had? And it snapped your Jeep and broke a piece off? And I blamed it on you.

• 40:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it was 100% me. I grabbed the pole and it went pffft. And it ripped this piece of plastic? And I just let you thought it was your own car? I just let you think it was you? I'm sorry. Hey, hey, sit down. We don't judge. We don't judge. I figured, "Hey, he's dirty enough. He probably won't notice." Dude, it was, it was like, uh, I think it was a, like a tripod or something? And I literally went to pull it and it was stuck on something. And I went-

• 40:44Cameron Kennedy?

  A plastic piece went- And it came right off the side. Mmm.

• 40:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry.

• 40:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It is crazy how aligned our brains are for what I'm about to say.

• 40:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, oh no, no, oh no. Come on, let's sit. We listen and we don't judge.

• 41:07Peyton Hardin?

  One time in college,

• 41:10Peyton Hardin?

  you let me take your car at night.

• 41:21Peyton Hardin?

  And I couldn't see on the back roads.

• 41:28Peyton Hardin?

  And I've never been good at reversing either.

• 41:33Peyton Hardin?

  So there was a dead end and I had to reverse out of it. But there was a railing right there and it like the, your wheel was scraping the side of it. And your whole rim just got like scratched.

• 41:50Peyton Hardin?

  And then when I brought it back, I left your headlights on. I swear to God, but I did remember and I came down and turned them off like three, four hours later.

• 42:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The battery was still dead and this whole time I thought that was Ante. I thought it was Ante that left the lights on. It was you.

• 42:09Peyton Hardin?

  You never noticed that scratch though on that rim.

• 42:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, man. Okay, last one.

• 42:20Peyton Hardin?

  We listen and we don't judge.

• 42:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oftentimes when I show up to your place, if you're downstairs or on the second level, I don't know why, but I'll go upstairs to your room and I look at your bathroom just to see if you're still dirty and then it gives me a sense of like, I'm doing alright. And then I just walk out. I literally walk up there with no agenda and I look around and I go. And then I come back downstairs.

• 42:50Peyton Hardin?

  I noticed you're always upstairs.

• 42:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, what are you doing? I'm like, ah, I left something. And I go up there, I just go, god damn. And I just go right back down.

• 42:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man. Oh, I love you, buddy.

• 43:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Love you too.

• 43:02Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, Mr. Car.

• 43:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell, yeah, you

• 43:04Peyton Hardin?

  Scr- wha- wha- wha- where would you even have to reverse back then? Why are you in reverse? I just remember there was a dead, like a dead end road. You know, I just drive. And I took your car because I said I needed like food or so- I don't remember what I left for.

• 43:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Where was your car? Where was Patty? You just didn't want to drive her. You're like, I feel like I'm a wreck today. Damn, can I get your keys? And you just took mine?

• 43:25Peyton Hardin?

  You literally took the resale value of my Jeep down.

• 43:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but that's, but that was-

• 43:30Peyton Hardin?

  I was wondering why the back of that shit was broken.

• 43:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's pure accidental though. A genuine accident. Like, I, I, it was lodged. But there was so much shit on top. I couldn't see what it was lodged on. And I started pulling, it wouldn't come, and I yanked it and it went.

• 43:43Peyton Hardin?

  So you owe me a hundred dollars?

• 43:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And a Jeep party.

• 43:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:47Cameron Kennedy?

  A couple thousand. It was a plastic cover inside the Jeep.

• 43:51Peyton Hardin?

  That's crazy, bro.

• 43:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No. And I only, I really only, only owe-

• 43:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 43:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, only, only, no, no, oh, I really only owe you like 25 because you've stolen 75 of my dollars.

• 44:03Peyton Hardin?

  Seventy-five hundred dollars?

• 44:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, same thing.

• 44:05Peyton Hardin?

  Huh.

• 44:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You asked to borrow my clothes. There's my money in it and you said, mm, lucky day.

• 44:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, you, I was washing your clothes, trying to be a good person and bring it back to you, but if I was, that was paying for my services.

• 44:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Your ser- I lended you my clothing. You've stolen my clothing. We're-

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  I've never stolen your clothes.

• 44:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Blue shorts, they're still yours. Uh, the white little, the white and brown, uh, little chrome hearts. You still have them.

• 44:30Peyton Hardin?

  I do have those.

• 44:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Socks, still have them. My tri-colored, uh, uh, underwear still have them.

• 44:35Peyton Hardin?

  Hate those too.

• 44:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Still have- you probably have my All Saints shirt. You probably have that shirt.

• 44:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't.

• 44:39Cameron Kennedy?

  If we're being a hundred, CJ, if we're keeping a buck.

• 44:42Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely don't have that.

• 44:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Because after we talked about that like two weeks ago, I went home and went through every piece of article. I, I was looking at my black shirts, knowing the shirt's white. I said, maybe I'm just seeing shit wrong. I went through every single shirt I owned. My entire closet and the dirty clothes, and it's not there, it's probably in your house.

• 44:56Peyton Hardin?

  I've done nasty things in your- Shorts too.

• 44:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 44:59Peyton Hardin?

  Those blue shorts are my go to for nasty times.

• 45:01Cameron Kennedy?

  See, now that's.

• 45:02Peyton Hardin?

  You don't want those back.

• 45:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That is wicked.

• 45:03Peyton Hardin?

  You don't smell them.

• 45:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Oh, God, no. They're yours forever. They're yours. Those used to be a good pair of gym shorts for me. You know, those were gone for so long and they were my only pair of navy blue shorts. I literally went out and purchased a different pair of navy blue shorts.

• 45:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause now I couldn't rock my Navy fits to the gym.

• 45:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That and you had them this whole time.

• 45:20Peyton Hardin?

  Those shorts, I was talking to a girl for like six months and every time I put those shorts on at night, she knew it was go time. Those are my red panties.

• 45:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Those, that was your red panty night? My blue Nike Lee shorts. You're like, come here, girl. It's, it's go time.

• 45:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, damn. That was really funny.

• 45:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We need to do that like quarterly.

• 45:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's our, that's our therapy.

• 45:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That was like therapy. That was good.

• 45:38Peyton Hardin?

  I have so much more that I just won't say too. I have so much like, like bad things.

• 45:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's crazy. We're, we're have to run that back like later down the line. That is holy hell.

• 45:47Peyton Hardin?

  We, we will do that again.

• 45:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, have you, I don't know what, I'm just, I'm kind of a cynic sometimes.

• 45:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I just, there's certain things I see I don't like and I'm gonna say it.

• 46:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:01Cameron Kennedy?

  There's this guy on TikTok. I do not know if your timeline, your for you page has been blessed by it yet, but mine has. And I went down a rabbit hole. There's this man, grown ass man, that sprays dog medicine on his hands to make them more rough. And he holds a block of wood.

• 46:20Peyton Hardin?

  I have seen this guy.

• 46:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Sanding wood with his hands and his knuckles and he tries to light a match with his knuckles.

• 46:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you doing?

• 46:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, there's some people, I think.

• 46:30Cameron Kennedy?

  We've, have we just ran out of hobbies?

• 46:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, I think we've reverted. We've reverted a little bit in our evolution.

• 46:35Cameron Kennedy?

  We are digressing bad.

• 46:37Peyton Hardin?

  I do think there should be consequences. Like certain people shouldn't be in, uh, mm, like, like if you're doing that, like you should have your phone tapped. We should hear your conversations.

• 46:48Cameron Kennedy?

  We need to know what else is going on.

• 46:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:50Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're spraying dog medicine to make your hands hard and rough.

• 46:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:53Cameron Kennedy?

  For punching power and utility. Hey, put a glove on and do whatever you need to do.

• 46:58Peyton Hardin?

  Like that's what you feel comfortable doing on the open air.

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 47:01Peyton Hardin?

  Now imagine what he does when he locks that door.

• 47:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. When the door's locked, his garage is down, he's already eaten dinner.

• 47:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:06Cameron Kennedy?

  He's probably chopping someone up.

• 47:08Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 47:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Like there, yeah, that might be a lot, but we don't know what this guy's doing and I wouldn't trust him. I wouldn't trust that guy in the same room as me.

• 47:14Peyton Hardin?

  And I noticed my dad had rougher hands. My, my dad has like, I've, I, I could literally, I've touched my dad's hands so many times in my life. If you were to give me a blindfold and give me a hundred hands, I could feel my dad's.

• 47:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd go Mark?

• 47:26Peyton Hardin?

  That's Mark's hand. I he, we were hanging out for Thanksgiving, like, two weeks ago. We were hanging out for Thanksgiving. When I, we never just hug. It's like a dap hug, like, we're bros, but you know what I mean? We're men, you know what I mean? Dap hug, when the dap, I hurt, I hurt myself. And I said, and I said, that's strange, that's not my dad's hand.

• 47:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not you.

• 47:45Peyton Hardin?

  And then, got a little comfortable, we're talking, catching up, a little bit of drink, a little bit of drink. My dad goes, you trying to go outside and do some pull-ups?

• 47:57Peyton Hardin?

  No. I said, if anybody, all my friends know, Mark loves a good pull-up.

• 48:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he loves a pull-up.

• 48:04Peyton Hardin?

  He will do a pull-up.

• 48:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He, you would think he's been in car.

• 48:08Peyton Hardin?

  You'd think he did a bit for 25 and the only workout he could've done was pull-ups. And I said, oh, maybe they got, like, a workout thing in the backyard, still strange. Do you got, like, a pull-up bar out there?

• 48:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, why are you doing that? You're, you're, you're up there in age.

• 48:23Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, damn.

• 48:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying, like, for so, like, he, like, for you to buy your own pull-up bar and put it in the backyard, he is, he looks fantastic.

• 48:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's a savage.

• 48:33Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I said, no, I'm not gonna do that.

• 48:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, it's 10:30 and we're sitting here with our drinks.

• 48:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then, I said, no, I'm not doing pull-ups, like, I don't wanna work out right now, I'm a little tipsy. And he goes, alright, I'ma go out there. And so I said, okay. He goes out there, doesn't turn the porch light on, he's out there in complete darkness.

• 48:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Did he have shoes on?

• 48:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, of course not.

• 48:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 48:56Peyton Hardin?

  No shirt either. And so, and then, I'm like, okay, he was gone for a little bit, and I was like, let me go check on this old man.

• 49:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yo, it was freaky-ass Thanksgiving, your dad's of your shirtless, bald, sockless, shoeless, and he's like, let me drink and do some pull-ups.

• 49:11Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I, I lower the blinds, says, check the porch to see if he's out there doing pull-ups. I didn't see my dad. And I said, did he get taken? Did he run away?

• 49:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Is he lying?

• 49:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and we gotta put a silver alert out on him, he's old, they get lost, they run off, they're like puppies. And so, I go out deeper, in the backyard, we have a big tree, my mom planted this tree years ago. My dad is on a tree branch.

• 49:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he's not.

• 49:36Peyton Hardin?

  Doing pull-ups, and he goes, that's good shit right there, you don't gotta pay for that. And I said, dad, do we need to talk?

• 49:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 49:44Peyton Hardin?

  He said, I'm at 100 right now. He did 100 pull-ups on a tree outside, 10:30, a little drunk.

• 49:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Your dad is a criminal.

• 49:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's doing it on your family house tree.

• 49:58Peyton Hardin?

  And if you think I'm lying, I think he's trying to impress me, like to like prove he's not old. Mark, you're old as shit, dog. You're about to start.

• 50:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a video. You videoed him?

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  I videoed him the day I was leaving, right? The day I was leaving home.

• 50:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 50:12Peyton Hardin?

  Look, I sort of, okay, the day I left my home to come back here.

• 50:17Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way.

• 50:18Peyton Hardin?

  My dad, he's trying to prove something to me. He's like trying to show out.

• 50:21Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, I can still take you.

• 50:23Peyton Hardin?

  Look, my dad, dead ass, is doing pull-ups. We'll put this on the screen.

• 50:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's Preston.

• 50:28Peyton Hardin?

  He's doing pull-ups in a tree. Y'all think I'm lying? This man is repping.

• 50:33Cameron Kennedy?

  He's repping them. And Mally Malcolm, chewing a basketball.

• 50:38Peyton Hardin?

  He just, he just gets up there and he's, he's like trying like he wants a reward for it. He's a sick man.

• 50:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That's good shit. You see that? That's, that's, that's oak. That tree ain't ever gonna turn on you.

• 50:48Peyton Hardin?

  He's a sick man.

• 50:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 50:50Peyton Hardin?

  And then my mom was doing interpretive dancing to like Lauryn Hill. And I said, I gotta get these people some medicine. Like they're, they have lost it. Like the.

• 51:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you please show me what house he was dancing? Please. Give your best, your best representation.

• 51:06Peyton Hardin?

  She was in a flannel suit, right?

• 51:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 51:08Peyton Hardin?

  Like her flannel, like her pants were flannel, her jacket was flannel.

• 51:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And they were matching.

• 51:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, saying a tank top on. And she was literally like this, like.

• 51:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, yes.

• 51:19Peyton Hardin?

  And my, my, my dad's doing pull-ups in a tree. Malcolm is two seconds away from death.

• 51:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Malcolm's screaming, but nothing's coming out and he's chewing a basketball. Preston's drinking a 40 ounce Coors.

• 51:30Peyton Hardin?

  Pacing. Preston's pacing with his eyes closed.

• 51:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's like y'all can never. Yeah. I was literally scanning my backyard and I said, dude, these people, like these people need medicine, dog.

• 51:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my.

• 51:46Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all can never question where I get my crazy from.

• 51:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, but that's why you're you.

• 51:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 51:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit. That's, I would have, if you imagine just getting a video, like panning video and all that's happening in one, that'd be the greatest video I've ever.

• 51:59Peyton Hardin?

  If that would have happened when I was under 18, I'd have called CPS. Like I would, I would have.

• 52:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I don't want to be here anymore. You gotta get me out. Hey, I'm packing my bags right now. Sit in the car two hours. I'll have my stuff downstairs.

• 52:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit.

• 52:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit. Okay. You're scratching your dooch and your belly button hair is so long and wet, that one curl is wet, right above your belly button. Oh, you're making him breathe. Stop.

• 52:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, give you bells in a nice little silk dress. You could get some tips. Oh, man.

• 52:34Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pain in camp. Pop culture, pain in camp.

• 52:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I saw this and I want to know what you think about it.

• 52:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's hear it.

• 52:49Peyton Hardin?

  Disney, right? Disney Resorts, like Disneyland and Disney World, released, oh god. Disney World, Disneyland, the Disney Resorts, they released a $10 million ticket.

• 53:03Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 53:04Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen this?

• 53:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not at all. And I'm immediately pissed off.

• 53:07Peyton Hardin?

  There's a ticket available for $10 million. And these are the perks of it.

• 53:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, please.

• 53:15Peyton Hardin?

  And you can tell me if you think it's worth it or not.

• 53:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 53:18Peyton Hardin?

  You and three guests can go to any park any day for free. Right? Is that a good-

• 53:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not for free. It's for $10 million. Let's start there. It's $10 million. So don't you dare say for free.

• 53:32Peyton Hardin?

  You don't think that's a cool perk?

• 53:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolut-

• 53:35Peyton Hardin?

  Off the bat.

• 53:36Cameron Kennedy?

  $10 million? I want ownership. I want a part of Epcot to say Kennedy. Kennedy man.

• 53:41Peyton Hardin?

  You can't own, you can't own a ride.

• 53:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Kennedy's Pretzel Hut. That should be the first thing. We're gonna name something after your family and we're gonna keep it a namesake.

• 53:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 53:49Cameron Kennedy?

  10 Ms.

• 53:50Peyton Hardin?

  10 Ms. You get, you and three, that's four people at any day. We go right now to Disney.

• 53:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Forever?

• 53:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, for the rest of your life.

• 53:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, go.

• 53:57Peyton Hardin?

  You can stay at any hotel on the resort as long as there's availability.

• 54:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we're already, as long as it's not booked up from all the other millions of people that want to go. Even though you have a $10 million ticket, we're not gonna boot Sally and John to the curb for you. You kidding me?

• 54:14Peyton Hardin?

  But you can stay there. I don't know if they give you the penthouse.

• 54:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, what am I in a two queen room? I'm in a regular ass room. There's no, I better have a butler in the penthouse. I better be able to get food from my pretzel stand whenever I want. A ride, better have my face.

• 54:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 54:32Peyton Hardin?

  And then, last one.

• 54:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Last, there's three perks. Three perks.

• 54:38Peyton Hardin?

  You start to buy the food and stuff at the resort. You have to pay for that. The last one is you have access to all Club 33 locations.

• 54:47Cameron Kennedy?

  What is Club 33?

• 54:48Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, but it has something to do with Michael Jackson.

• 54:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm not going to that.

• 54:52Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a, like a little house on the, on like the, on the park that you can go into that only like Club 33 people can get into. It's like a little club inside of Disney World.

• 55:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So for 10 million dollars.

• 55:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 55:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna say that again, 10 million, million dollars. Money that people don't touch in their lifetime, ever. I get to go whenever I want, stay as long as there's room.

• 55:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And I get a Club 33 membership? That is, Disney should literally be ashamed. They should be ashamed for making that available. I'm not even kidding, that is awful.

• 55:29Peyton Hardin?

  I think what I-

• 55:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That is awful, Peyton.

• 55:31Peyton Hardin?

  What I read was, the equivalent is a family of four going every day for 22 years.

• 55:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 55:39Peyton Hardin?

  You would get your money back.

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 55:40Peyton Hardin?

  You would be, you'd be getting your money's worth.

• 55:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you'd be in the profit. Every day for 22 years.

• 55:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 55:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that is, that is nonsense.

• 55:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not, if I had 10 million dollars, I'd do it.

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you, I wouldn't-

• 55:52Peyton Hardin?

  If I had just 10 million dollars to blow-

• 55:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally wouldn't let you.

• 55:54Peyton Hardin?

  Like if I was a billionaire.

• 55:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, that's the only people that that's even made for.

• 55:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Which i-if that's your target audience, that's cool.

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm not gonna lie, that's dumb, because billionaires and pe- not even billionaires, just multi-multi-millionaires, they just rent the park out.

• 56:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they're not going to, they're not go- Every day for 22 years.

• 56:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I haven't even took a shit every day for 26 years. So I have a better chance of pooping every day for 22 years straight than I do to get my money's worth of the 10 million dollar golden ticket.

• 56:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but say whenever we, we all like make it big, right? All of us, all of us, we're, we're, we're loaded, all of us.

• 56:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna go 2.5 M's on this?

• 56:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 56:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot in hell. No way.

• 56:38Peyton Hardin?

  Have you, okay, I'm gonna say this, cuz you've never experienced the magic of Disney.

• 56:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Not that magical, can't be, can't be worth 10 M's.

• 56:45Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's like you're in a dip-

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely not.

• 56:47Peyton Hardin?

  Nope.

• 56:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Can't be. Kid can't, literally can't be.

• 56:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's like you're in a different world, though, bro.

• 56:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so let me, let's, let's do this scenario. We go on Wednesday, we have a blast.

• 56:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 56:57Cameron Kennedy?

  We stay in their cool little two queen bedroom, right? Oh, here's room for four, there's enough room. We wake up Thursday, have a blast.

• 57:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 57:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's even stretch it to a third, a third day in a row.

• 57:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:09Cameron Kennedy?

  At the same park.

• 57:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 57:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Where we're buying food and drinks after spending $10 million. Three days in a row at the same place. We've covered every ride, we've took every picture, we've seen every prop. Okay, we go home, what's next? Huh? We going back? When?

• 57:25Peyton Hardin?

  Tomorrow.

• 57:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Next week?

• 57:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:27Cameron Kennedy?

  To do what? The same shit again? And then we're going back, when? The next day?

• 57:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, you have extended family, you bring four people, four more, three more people.

• 57:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so I have to keep going? That would turn into hell, that would turn into a nightmare. That's like a 10, you're buying a $10 million sentence, like a dare.

• 57:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'm saying like, their friends, their friends' friends.

• 57:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Could you even, could you even imagine going to Six Flags? Once a month for every month? As soon as it hit March, we'd be like, hey, I'm tired of this. How many times can I ride the Titan? The juggernaut still hurts and this isn't fun. And the funnel cakes are old. Why are we here?

• 58:06Peyton Hardin?

  But hypothetically.

• 58:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, every day for 22 years, that's like, think about this, that's like buying three, maybe two pets. Having a pet, a whole lifespan and then redoing it. Every day. But instead of a pet, you're at a Disney world. That is.

• 58:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but hypothetically, right, if the rooms weren't booked, you could live there.

• 58:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I was thinking, that'd be the only way.

• 58:29Peyton Hardin?

  You could literally live at Disney.

• 58:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Is if I, but then you're, you're so out of money, you're so out of money. Hey, I want some food. Oh, there's a $42 peach Bellini.

• 58:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sure.

• 58:40Cameron Kennedy?

  For one drink.

• 58:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm sure if you have $10 million to throw around, you're not worried about the price of the peach Bellini.

• 58:45Cameron Kennedy?

  See, but that's your problem right there. I'm not, there's no, no one, it's only for the, the, the elite.

• 58:50Peyton Hardin?

  The 0.001%.

• 58:53Cameron Kennedy?

  There's those, the only people that Disney should shut up, Disney should be ashamed, genuinely.

• 58:57Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but say.

• 58:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's, let's build our own Disney ticket right now. What would actually be cool for a family? I don't know how much it takes, I don't know how much it costs, but let's say Disney does a $10 million, a $10,000 ticket.

• 59:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, do it.

• 59:08Cameron Kennedy?

  A $10,000 ticket. Same perks, you get to go.

• 59:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know how much, I don't know how much that equates to for Disney. I don't know how much.

• 59:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I would say, once every three months.

• 59:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say that too, like you get to go quarterly, or you get to go three times a year.

• 59:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 59:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You, three others, you stay, and foods included.

• 59:28Peyton Hardin?

  You stay, food, and you get like a food like.

• 59:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like you get this much on, like a stipend.

• 59:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and then you can, you get the front of every line.

• 59:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, the fact there's not even a fast pass in that? I bought a 10 million dollar ticket and I'm waiting behind a shitty, snotty-nosed kid that's picking his ass and waiting to get on the same ride as me? 10 million dollars, and I have to wait behind that little shit? You're, you are kidding me. I better be able to walk up to a worker and be like, "Turn it on." There's no, what? Dude, I don't think we're, I don't, I, I really don't think we're comprehending 10 million dollars.

• 1:00:09Peyton Hardin?

  They better give.

• 1:00:10Cameron Kennedy?

  10 million dollars worth, 10 million dollars worth of money going to Disney for a ticket? No.

• 1:00:16Peyton Hardin?

  They better give me a Disney movie.

• 1:00:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I better have a Disney shirt on. They better, people better ask me about the park and ask me, "Hey, can I go there?" "Not today. I want that for my family. You can't go on that ride. This ride's off limits except for my blood today."

• 1:00:30Peyton Hardin?

  Like, "I'm gonna ride this ride for 12 hours straight?"

• 1:00:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and no one's allowed to get on. "Can I sit by you, please, sir? It's my first, get the hell away." "You didn't, you didn't get the 10 million dollar golden ticket. You're not Willy Wonka." They didn't even have a fast pass. That's magnificent. That is, that is actually, that's insane.

• 1:00:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it's crazy.

• 1:00:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here's what we're gonna do, real quick. Imagine the same thing, 10 million dollars, all three of those rules apply.

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:00:53Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna add things on.

• 1:00:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:00:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Until as a consensus, we think it's worth 10 million. Okay?

• 1:00:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:00:59Cameron Kennedy?

  First thing, you can eat and drink whatever the fuck you want. I don't, that is the first thing. 10 million dollars? You can eat sev- you can order seven pretzels for your little kid that's only gonna eat half of one, and they're gonna serve it to you with a smile. That's the first thing. You can eat whatever the hell you want, you can drink whatever the hell you want, alcohol included. That's first. There's no stipend, there's no limit. You can get whatever the hell you want. That is first. Second, I'm not staying in a One King and a Pull-Out. There's gonna be a penthouse that is literally labeled 10M. And if another $10 million fucking ticket holder isn't there that day, that's mine. And that's gonna be locked in lock. There's gonna be big ass TVs, Disney movies on, all snacks and drink, no weighted scale, if you pick it up, you buy it, no.

• 1:01:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Everything, there better be a robe, all that stuff. So immediately penthouse at any park location and any food and drink, any food and drink. Then, Fastpass but on drugs. There's no, you go to the Fastpass line, no. I'm on the next ride.

• 1:01:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. If that ride's in the middle of it, go backwards.

• 1:01:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Turn it off, bring him down, I want that kid's seat. I wanna sit where that kid's sitting. He's gonna get off and wait, I'm sitting there right now. That's 10 million, if we're being honest, 10 million.

• 1:02:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What else? Unlimited food and drink, Fastpass, that is instantaneous.

• 1:02:17Peyton Hardin?

  I get a part of some movie. I'm a part of some Disney original.

• 1:02:20Cameron Kennedy?

  There's some like, like, I'm gonna be Stan Lee in the Avengers.

• 1:02:24Peyton Hardin?

  I get a cameo in every movie.

• 1:02:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like that in the movie, like, it's like, it's Inside Out 3, the emotions are going, and then one of the kids thing is like, they're watching our podcast or something like, we're on there somehow. There's no way I'm paying 10, that, that, like, I am, I am literally, I just gave you the payroll for an A-list actor for the next film, $10 million.

• 1:02:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:43Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no shot. Getting a cameo, food and drinks, Fastpass, penthouse, and there's something like, I'm getting...

• 1:02:50Peyton Hardin?

  There's no scheduling of my stay, like, I can't, I don't have to wait around for something like that, that, if it's reserved bullshit, no.

• 1:02:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot.

• 1:02:56Peyton Hardin?

  I get a golf cart around the whole place.

• 1:02:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You're right, it's reserved for me. Take that family and relocate them. That is my room, it says Tim in on it, I spent Tim in.

• 1:03:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my own parking spot?

• 1:03:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I, I, no, no. Matter of fact, we're not driving.

• 1:03:09Peyton Hardin?

  You're gonna...

• 1:03:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm getting picked up from the airport. I'm getting picked up, I'll buy my flights. Now, that has nothing to do with you, cuz if someone wants to buy in Texas, they know there's not one in Texas. We gotta get there, that's on us. Hell, we got 10 Ms to spend on pass, I can get on a plane.

• 1:03:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:24Cameron Kennedy?

  But when I land, there's gonna be a, there's gonna be the mystery van picking me up, taking me straight to my penthouse.

• 1:03:32Peyton Hardin?

  Mickey himself is driving me. Boy, get in. Yeah, and I'm gonna be like, hey, what's up, Biggie? That's how that's gonna go.

• 1:03:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And the last thing, I better receive a monthly, I'm not even kidding, maybe quarterly. Monthly or quarterly, like, merch package to the house. My kids will have Disney, and not like some basic bullshit, like a hoodie with Disney, no.

• 1:03:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, their name is in boardroom.

• 1:03:56Cameron Kennedy?

  They're gonna cool shit with their name on it that no one else has every single month or quarterly, at least.

• 1:04:01Peyton Hardin?

  God damn, that might have been my favorite pop culture, bro.

• 1:04:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's still pushing the line, like, if we're being, okay, the thing, no, the thing about that is,

• 1:04:14Cameron Kennedy?

  like, that is such a sucker's buy.

• 1:04:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No one, literally imagine just staying at a Disney park for three days straight.

• 1:04:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Let alone going three times and you're like, just three days.

• 1:04:25Peyton Hardin?

  I would love it.

• 1:04:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be fun, right?

• 1:04:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:27Cameron Kennedy?

  But then, you wouldn't wanna go back.

• 1:04:29Peyton Hardin?

  You, but you can't say that.

• 1:04:31Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm saying you wouldn't wanna go back anytime remotely soon to where you're checking off.

• 1:04:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's not true.

• 1:04:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Every day for 22 years?

• 1:04:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's crazy. 22 years is crazy. I'm just saying, I would go every day for like probably a couple of months. Bro, it's so fun.

• 1:04:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And then what? You would know everyone by name?

• 1:04:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:04:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd know everything, and then you're gonna go home? And be like, damn, I really don't wanna ride the twisted teacups again. I don't wanna go back.

• 1:04:54Peyton Hardin?

  My dad passed out.

• 1:04:55Cameron Kennedy?

  The storm, that stormtrooper's name is Phil. I've seen him out of the side of his mask.

• 1:05:01Peyton Hardin?

  My dad passed out on the twisted teacups.

• 1:05:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he did not.

• 1:05:03Peyton Hardin?

  He was bad for it though.

• 1:05:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, he got off that plane, son.

• 1:05:08Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's so funny, bro.

• 1:05:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:05:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I still, I would still.

• 1:05:13Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no shot. And that was?

• 1:05:15Peyton Hardin?

  Pop culture, pay in income. Pop culture, pay in income.

• 1:05:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I have, I have a game for you. And I think it's gonna be fun.

• 1:05:27Peyton Hardin?

  Will I be embarrassed?

• 1:05:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You will not be embarrassed.

• 1:05:29Peyton Hardin?

  Thank god.

• 1:05:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it'll be very fun.

• 1:05:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:05:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's gonna, it's gonna give you a little back scratch on that old, on that old stroke and bone.

• 1:05:35Peyton Hardin?

  I love my stroke and bone.

• 1:05:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that sounded interesting.

• 1:05:37Peyton Hardin?

  Wicked, yeah.

• 1:05:38Cameron Kennedy?

  But, before even telling you what it is, I'm gonna arm you with what you need.

• 1:05:44Peyton Hardin?

  I get a whiteboard and I'm not, no, no, no, cuz my aunt, my aunt Carolyn called me.

• 1:05:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not math.

• 1:05:50Peyton Hardin?

  She called me, she said, you need to stop doing public math.

• 1:05:53Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, she said, boy, we raised you better than that. You can't stop doing that, Peyton. So it's not math. I promise it's not math, everybody, but I do need you to number one to 10. Like in a straight line, like one, straight line. That would, that would have been the worst line the world's ever seen. One, two, three, give them dots or dashes. You're so backwards, just everything you do.

• 1:06:19Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I numbered one through 10.

• 1:06:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Brilliant. Okay, show the people.

• 1:06:22Peyton Hardin?

  I did.

• 1:06:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Number one through 10.

• 1:06:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:06:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So what you're doing, you are simply gonna go through a blind ranking.

• 1:06:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:06:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Blind ranking. You have no clue what's coming next. And these are things that are satisfying, satisfaction for Peyton, okay?

• 1:06:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:06:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So we're gonna hope, we're gonna see how well you know yourself cuz you have no clue what's coming next.

• 1:06:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like what satisfies me?

• 1:06:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm gonna name 10 things.

• 1:06:44Peyton Hardin?

  Don't, don't say her name.

• 1:06:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, oh, oh, there's something on there, but I can't, I can't.

• 1:06:50Peyton Hardin?

  Page your own in 2025.

• 1:06:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so basically, we're doing a satisfaction blind ranking, one through 10. You have no clue what's coming next and we're gonna see how accurate the list is when you're all done.

• 1:07:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:07:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're gonna tell us what you would move.

• 1:07:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I've never done a blind ranking before and I see him on TikTok and I'm always like, I would be so bad at this.

• 1:07:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go. You ready?

• 1:07:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:07:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Laying down in fresh and warm, brand new, out the dryer bed sheets.

• 1:07:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, that's a top tier feeling and it's so rare for me cuz I never.

• 1:07:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Bed sheets, wherever you want.

• 1:07:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's so rare for me cuz I never wash my sheets.

• 1:07:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say, you never do this? So it's, it's probably mythical.

• 1:07:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's some magic, bro. I'll put that at, let me put it in the middle, five.

• 1:07:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Five?

• 1:07:30Peyton Hardin?

  Bed sheets is five.

• 1:07:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Bed sheets at five.

• 1:07:32Peyton Hardin?

  So I'll rank that one five.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go. Petting Ruby while intoxicated.

• 1:07:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:07:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's, that is magical. That's damn near better than a lot of things this world can offer. Dude, she, she's so warm. She's so warm and small.

• 1:07:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'll put petting your dog when I'm intoxicated at seven.

• 1:07:52Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:07:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:07:54Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Laying in fresh bed sheets is better than petting a Ruby when you're drunk?

• 1:07:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's tough for the second pick though, because I don't know what's coming next.

• 1:08:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow, okay, we're gonna see, yeah, this is crazy. Okay, listening to your favorite music on a peaceful nighttime drive with the window down.

• 1:08:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, I'll put that at six.

• 1:08:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You're saying all these, okay, you, you have high hopes for.

• 1:08:16Peyton Hardin?

  I do have high hopes.

• 1:08:17Cameron Kennedy?

  We'll see, we'll see.

• 1:08:18Peyton Hardin?

  Music.

• 1:08:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, music drive, music drive.

• 1:08:23Peyton Hardin?

  Music drive. My music drive's at six.

• 1:08:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, waking up in the middle of the night and taking a sip of a room temp flat Diet Coke.

• 1:08:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my shit. Oh dude, I just, I might've just needed to change my pants, I'm not gonna lie. I did that at home, bro, I chugged a liter, here you go.

• 1:08:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:08:42Peyton Hardin?

  It was like a, like a, like a half a liter, but yeah.

• 1:08:44Cameron Kennedy?

  So, flat room temp DC at 3am. Oh man.

• 1:08:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'll put that at four.

• 1:08:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'll put the Diet Coke in the middle of the night at four.

• 1:08:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, peeling off plastic from any brand new electronic.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  Ten.

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  He hated that, he hated that, he hated that.

• 1:09:01Peyton Hardin?

  Does nothing for me.

• 1:09:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Winning and hitting a parlay when it came down to the last minute of the game.

• 1:09:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:09:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So the thrill is there, you're, you're so angst, your, your, your blood is hot, heartbeat going crazy, but you end up hitting the parlay.

• 1:09:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to take up the one, two, and three spot, but I'll take.

• 1:09:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, you don't know?

• 1:09:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'll put, I'll put, I'll put that at three, I'll put the parlay at three.

• 1:09:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:09:28Peyton Hardin?

  That is a, a feeling, I feel like I can conquer the world.

• 1:09:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Uh, next one's a bit different, but here we go. Uh, a woman taking her clothes off in front of you.

• 1:09:41Peyton Hardin?

  Did I ask her to?

• 1:09:46Peyton Hardin?

  Cause sometimes it hap-

• 1:09:50Peyton Hardin?

  Sometimes on tour, I would see it in the crowd and I said, "God, I'm, I'm working."

• 1:09:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, a, a much, much asked and yes, verbal yes, woman removing her clothes.

• 1:10:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'll put that at eight.

• 1:10:07Peyton Hardin?

  I got Twitter.

• 1:10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  As of right now, a fresh bed she is better than a naked woman.

• 1:10:20Peyton Hardin?

  There's gotta be questions.

• 1:10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:10:23Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, there's three left, this whole time. My one, two, and nine are still available.

• 1:10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, holy shit. Here we go. Watching something hilarious happen to one of your close friends, like a fumbling of the bag, stumbling on words in front of a female, or maybe tripping and falling.

• 1:10:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's two. Oh, anytime I can make fun of my loved ones, I am the happiest.

• 1:10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:10:42Peyton Hardin?

  I've made a career off of it.

• 1:10:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "I literally capitalized." Okay.

• 1:10:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'll put that at number two. So I have one and nine available. God, this is not a good-

• 1:10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that is so, that's such a, such a thing, and you have no clue what's next. Okay? Water burger, eating hot, fresh water burger in your bed with your favorite show on after a night out on the town.

• 1:11:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:11:09Peyton Hardin?

  Do I also have somebody on FaceTime?

• 1:11:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:11:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:11:13Cameron Kennedy?

  We'll make it off.

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  If I can be ignoring somebody on FaceTime while I'm eating and watching a show and I'm drunk-

• 1:11:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You're saying ignoring someone?

• 1:11:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I just want you to be there. Listen to me eat.

• 1:11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I just don't wanna be a hundred percent alone. Okay, so ignoring someone on FaceTime while biting into a hot, sweet, and spicy with some Diet Coke, favorite show on the TV after a night out.

• 1:11:31Peyton Hardin?

  I'll put that at nine. I'm confident putting that at nine. I'm confident, cause I don't know what number one is.

• 1:11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you're like afraid of greatness.

• 1:11:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're afraid of number one.

• 1:11:40Cameron Kennedy?

  What is it? What a- Okay, okay, and the last one-

• 1:11:44Peyton Hardin?

  This is my number one. I gotta go with it.

• 1:11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  The last one is the first sip of a perfectly smoked Old Fashioned.

• 1:11:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'll take that at number one. That's a, old fashioned is number one.

• 1:11:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that actually number one?

• 1:11:57Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. So now, now that's your list. First, read it real quick.

• 1:12:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:12:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Then change how you'd want.

• 1:12:03Peyton Hardin?

  This is my blind.

• 1:12:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Blind ranking.

• 1:12:05Peyton Hardin?

  This is my blind ranking. It was old fashioned, friend messing up, parlay, Diet Coke in the middle of the night, bed sheets, music on a drive, ruby when you're inebriated.

• 1:12:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy.

• 1:12:18Peyton Hardin?

  A naked woman. Uh, what at night with if somebody ignored on FaceTime and opening plastic. I am confident plastic being thin.

• 1:12:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. So what would you change?

• 1:12:27Peyton Hardin?

  My number one.

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, let's, now that you see everything and it's no longer blind, what is your number one most satisfying thing on this list? All the blindness is gone. You see it all in front of you. What's the number one most satisfying thing on that list?

• 1:12:39Peyton Hardin?

  My friend messing up.

• 1:12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:12:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  So put that at one. Just write a one by it. You're gonna re-rank. Write a one there, write a 10 at the bottom.

• 1:12:45Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 1:12:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Or I guess it's still 10.

• 1:12:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Number two.

• 1:12:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. Uh.

• 1:12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Second best thing after a friend messing up in front of you.

• 1:12:55Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, a diet, a Diet Coke in the middle of the night.

• 1:12:58Cameron Kennedy?

  A flat room Tim Diet Coke.

• 1:13:00Peyton Hardin?

  That's the second. Third would probably be ruby when you're inebriated.

• 1:13:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So, so far, for, for all of our listeners and our viewers, we have flat room Tim Diet Coke, a fat dog when you're inebriated, and your friend messing up is all better to Peyton than a naked woman in front of it.

• 1:13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I love this. Alright, what's four?

• 1:13:26Peyton Hardin?

  Um.

• 1:13:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh man.

• 1:13:28Peyton Hardin?

  Four would be an old fashioned.

• 1:13:35Peyton Hardin?

  Um.

• 1:13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:13:36Peyton Hardin?

  Five would be a parlay.

• 1:13:41Peyton Hardin?

  Um, let's see here. What at night is good?

• 1:13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh shit.

• 1:13:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'm trying to see like what my body feels.

• 1:13:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Like think, oh yeah, what is your body? Your body. You just said it best. Be honest.

• 1:13:54Peyton Hardin?

  What a burger at night.

• 1:13:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:13:56Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to you.

• 1:14:00Peyton Hardin?

  Bed sheets, it's seven.

• 1:14:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Is the woman staying at eight?

• 1:14:06Peyton Hardin?

  Music on the drive at eight helps with my anxiety. I swear to you. And at nine would be a woman. What's, what's she gonna do for me? She's lucky, you know what I mean?

• 1:14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:14:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's my new list.

• 1:14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the final list right there. Oh my god. Give it up for P. Blind ranking of satisfaction.

• 1:14:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not helping the allegations.

• 1:14:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not helping the allegations.

• 1:14:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, that was funny.

• 1:14:28Peyton Hardin?

  I appreciate you for, for following.

• 1:14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, Cam, get us out of here, buddy. Alright, everybody. Thank you for coming back to episode 142 of the You Should Know Podcast. We absolutely love and adore each and every one of you. We tell you every single week, but we really, really mean it. Love ya, mean it.

• 1:14:43Peyton Hardin?

  We do.

• 1:14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Anything you need is in the description below. Patreon is getting a whole new look. It's getting a whole new rewired and it's gonna be fantastic and it is made to blow y'all's minds starting this January. There's gonna be different tiers, there's gonna be different segments, there's gonna be different games, there's gonna be, uh, more episodes, extra episodes. What's the word I'm looking for?

• 1:15:04Peyton Hardin?

  Uncensored and ad-free?

• 1:15:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Uncensored and ad-free episodes. There's gonna be so much more on Patreon. That is linked in the description below. So is the Facebook, the Twitch, Discord, everything. Everything you know is right below. Go ahead and like the video, comment, leave it, share it with your biggest hater, your friend, your aunt, and your grandpa.

• 1:15:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'll give you a secret to what's coming on Patreon.

• 1:15:26Peyton Hardin?

  For a Patreon-only episode, because we do a lot of those. Patreon-only episode, parents are coming on.

• 1:15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That is gonna be spicy. But until then, make sure you come back next week. Episode 143, same spot, same time. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma with this week's secret code.

• 1:15:47Peyton Hardin?

  And a Dr. P is already out. Episode two, I know y'all love that.

• 1:15:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, that is out on Patreon right now. Came out last Friday. Go over to Patreon, watch that. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma, this week's secret code, T M D.

• 1:16:01Peyton Hardin?

  Too much Disney.

• 1:16:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope, 10 million Disney.

• 1:16:04Peyton Hardin?

  Hell, it didn't.

• 1:16:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Utter nonsense. If you buy it, I'd slap you, but we still love you.

• 1:16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Alright guys, we love you so much. Please share this podcast with your friends.

• 1:16:15Peyton Hardin?

  We love this community. Let's build this community. Let's grow it. Let's have more people in it. Cause we all take care of each other. We love each other. So remember, 1 out of 10 koala bears, don't make it home to Christmas and we'll see ya.

• 1:16:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Hello.

• 1:16:26Peyton Hardin?

  Next time.

• 1:16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah. There's not a 10 million dollar ticket.

• 1:16:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I think it's worth it.

• 1:16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot in hell.

• 1:16:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I saw a High School Musical parade.

• 1:16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You better give me a corn dog.

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