Fat Guy Confidence w/ Stavros Halkias!

Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Stavros Halkias! You know Stavvy from stand up comedy, Stavvy's World, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, Hot Ones, So True with Caleb Hearon, Bad Friends, The Tim Dillon Show, Soder Podcast, Your Mom's House, Mythical Kitchen and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Helix Sleep: Go to https://helixsleep.com/garbage for up to 30% off. That's helixsleep.com/garbage for up to 30% off. Make sure you enter Are You Garbage after checkout so they know we sent you! Butcher Box: Go to https://ButcherBox.com/GARBAGE to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ribeye, new york strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year — with free shipping always. Promo Code: GARBAGE BlueChew: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code GARBAGE. https://BlueChew.com Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Oh yeah, alright gang, I'm talking about that American garbage special from Are You Garbage? Right here September 13th on our YouTube page.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Yes, if you don't already subscribe, please subscribe to our YouTube page. We want to blow this thing up. If you're an audio listener, take a minute, pull up YouTube, subscribe so you get notified. We're gonna be doing a live premiere of it that night. We're gonna be in the chat. Chica chica chica. Get your heaters, get your beers, the boys are throwing a gosh darn party. September 13th, American Garbage, our first comedy special.

• 0:29H. Foley?

  Do it, yeah.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:50H. Foley?

  Hoppa, everybody, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 0:57H. Foley?

  It's a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out that they're good to be classy.

• 1:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01H. Foley?

  They're just a big old piece of trash.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 1:04H. Foley?

  I'm your host H. Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toody's in the new addition. She's upstairs with a new thing of sea monkeys. They smell.

• 1:13Speaker 03

  Sea monkeys, they smell, huh?

• 1:15H. Foley?

  My co-host coming at me right next to me. He's the CEO of American Garbage.

• 1:19Speaker 03

  Sea monkeys is what he came up with.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  He had three hours before you got here.

• 1:23H. Foley?

  I've been working on it since 2 o'clock last night.

• 1:25Speaker 03

  If there's any clear indication that Foley is 85 years old, no fucking nobody...

• 1:31H. Foley?

  That was his 17th draft.

• 1:34Speaker 03

  Sea monkeys?

• 1:35H. Foley?

  I'm firing those guys from National Lampoon. They're giving me nothing. Yeah, Harvard grad, that's what they come up with? He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He's an international businessman. He's my best pal in the whole wide world. He's a fantastic father, a fantastic friend, king of the burbs, king of the boards. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  What up, gang? Shout out to you as always. Please make sure to rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify. And then obviously Patreon.com/AreYouGarbage. Those numbers are true to roof, gang.

• 2:07H. Foley?

  Yes, sir. Gang, we could be more excited than ever incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guests. Back with us again today, great friend of the show, one of the funniest, most successful guys out there killing it. He's got his second Netflix special out right now, Uncle Stav. Of course, he is one of the stars of the hit series Tires. My co-star.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  And he's also the host of Stavvy's World, and we weren't aware we were getting two tickets to the gun show. For Stavros Halkis, baby.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 2:35H. Foley?

  Brought the pipes with him today.

• 2:37Speaker 03

  That's right. I think it's time that fat bodies reclaim the tank top, you know?

• 2:42H. Foley?

  I love it.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  I think it's time.

• 2:43Speaker 01

  I, so this, I obviously fat my whole life.

• 2:47Speaker 03

  Right.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  I don't have it. I wish I had a tank top body. I don't have it. Certain fat guys have it. I don't have it.

• 2:53Speaker 03

  Well, because you are the, you are like the deceptive fat guy, where it's like your face isn't that fat. You know what I mean? Even when you've been much fatter than this.

• 3:01Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 3:01Speaker 03

  Your face, but I'm saying your face stays, I'm not, I'm not gonna say handsome, but not fat, right?

• 3:07H. Foley?

  Catch him at the pool when those titties are out.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  It's tough, dude. It's tough.

• 3:12Speaker 03

  And so I get it, you kind of like, it is the kind of thing where you kind of have to be so fat, it becomes a statement.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  Yes, and I'm not, I never, I never hit that fucking, I never eclipsed that arc. What I was pretty good at, which is like what like chubby roofers do, is the cutoff.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  The cutoff's big.

• 3:30Speaker 01

  The cutoff, because it keeps this underarm pit in.

• 3:33Speaker 03

  The side tits.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  The side tits in, and it looks like, you go, I can't use to play football or something, you know what I mean?

• 3:37Speaker 03

  No, absolutely.

• 3:39H. Foley?

  What, you inside linebacker?

• 3:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:40Speaker 01

  What, are you laboring this summer? You know what I mean?

• 3:42Speaker 03

  Absolutely. No, that's a good look, and I do, I mean, it took me a while to work my way up to tank top confidence.

• 3:48Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  And it was just, it was, it was way after I was posing nude on Instagram.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  And I was like, well, what am I doing here?

• 3:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  They got, they see the whole thing.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  I've already seen it all.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  And so, yeah, and I, and it's, I think we need to go back to a time where everyone popped the tops off.

• 4:05H. Foley?

  Here's the bigger question.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  Dude, the 80s?

• 4:07Speaker 03

  80s, 70s.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Motherfuckers were smoking inside.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Once, yes, once they lost suits, once, one society in the 50s was like, what the fuck, we're not wearing suits. It kind of went crazy.

• 4:17H. Foley?

  I wish we could go back to the suits, the suits and the fucking hats walking down the street.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  You'd be sweating like crazy.

• 4:21Speaker 03

  Are you out of your mind?

• 4:22H. Foley?

  I know. I get a, I get a fucking, a seersucker linen in the summer, like a southern gentleman. And then wear a wool one, really pulled up high like Jimmy Stewart wore in the winter.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:33H. Foley?

  Like a gentleman.

• 4:33Speaker 03

  Jimmy Stewart and sea monkeys.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  What, you want to talk about gun smoke again?

• 4:42H. Foley?

  I like that Michael Landon.

• 4:47H. Foley?

  Uh, tank top confidence, is anybody in this room, other than Luke obviously, hockey jersey confident?

• 4:55Speaker 03

  Is that, what does that mean? I mean, hockey jerseys?

• 4:58H. Foley?

  You're taking a shot.

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's so funny. I saw someone wearing one recently, and it's, it's a certain, you have to be so big where you go, that guy's rocking.

• 5:07H. Foley?

  You look like Silent Bob.

• 5:08Speaker 03

  Well, that's, exactly. It's like Kevin Smith, to me, when you say hockey, I actually think of that as like the lowest level of fat confidence possible.

• 5:16H. Foley?

  But you can't pull it off. A big guy can't pull it off. He pulls it off, obviously. Kevin Smith, goddamn genius, but...

• 5:21Speaker 01

  I would look like a prime out for the team.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  Just because his movies are good, doesn't mean he dresses good.

• 5:25H. Foley?

  Friend of the show.

• 5:26Speaker 03

  I know he's a friend.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  He dresses, no, he dresses like he's going to Warped World.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, he dresses like, fuck, I mean, now he might dress different, but at the time when he was fat as shit.

• 5:33Speaker 01

  No, he doesn't. He wears jean shorts.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  He's still a George guy.

• 5:35Speaker 01

  He's jean shorts, chain wallet.

• 5:37Speaker 03

  Now, I respect someone who sticks to their look, right?

• 5:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Like, I respect that. I, uh, I literally am like, I have to keep looking like a piece of shit, even as I do, like Kevin Smith is, you know, hugely successful. He could have dressed good at any point in his life.

• 5:52H. Foley?

  Switched it up.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Chooses not to. I respect that. And I myself am, you know, even when I have to dress nice for stuff, I try and make it look scumbaggy. I try, like, for the Tony premiere, I wore like a pornographer's suit.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  I like that, yeah.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  You know, like...

• 6:07H. Foley?

  Where'd you get that? Because you, you wore that, I'm sorry, you wore that somewhere else on something?

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Uh, I did not. That was the only place I wore it.

• 6:13Speaker 01

  Guys wore fucking double wearing suits and a fucking red carpet.

• 6:17Speaker 03

  That's me, what do you mean?

• 6:17H. Foley?

  You bought that?

• 6:18Speaker 03

  I bought, what do you...

• 6:18H. Foley?

  I feel like I saw that somewhere.

• 6:20Speaker 01

  How much cash you got on you right there?

• 6:21Speaker 03

  You want to hear a trash move, actually, right off the top?

• 6:23Speaker 01

  I don't know, tank top to a podcast?

• 6:25Speaker 03

  Oh, sorry, man. The decommissioned Big Buck Hunter behind me deserves, deserves way more respect than a fucking tank top.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  For 25 minutes?

• 6:34Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 6:34H. Foley?

  I keep my Bitcoin in there.

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Foley thinks it's a physical coin.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  I come in here watching him try to open it for quarters before he's shaking it down.

• 6:44H. Foley?

  There's no bubble gum in here.

• 6:45Speaker 03

  Okay, you want, that I am still a trash to my core, even though shit's going good?

• 6:50Speaker 01

  Hit me.

• 6:51Speaker 03

  For the Tony premiere, I want, you know, I'm a, trash, hero trash is like, get gold, I'm a chains guy, you know this about me.

• 6:59H. Foley?

  White Mercedes?

• 6:59Speaker 03

  Exactly. I'm that, that's totally the type of trash I am, and part of that is, you know, jewelry, so I wanted like a, I was the lobster role guy on, on Tony, the movie. I play a line cook on the Anthony Bourdain biopic, and I wanted...

• 7:13H. Foley?

  I forgot to mention, shout out to Tony.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  I wanted a lobster.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  Sick.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  Pendant. I couldn't find one. I found a fucking Louis Vuitton lobster brooch. Turns out they got a 30-day return policy.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Here we go.

• 7:25Speaker 03

  So I popped that fucker on for the premiere.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Sick.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  And I was like, oh, who knows, maybe I'm a brooch guy.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  Not.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  I'm not a brooch guy. It looked great for the premiere.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  You're a brunch guy.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  But what the fuck, am I gonna come here, tank top with a fucking $1,000 brooch on? No, that shit's going right back.

• 7:38H. Foley?

  Is that what the price tag was? Was it grand?

• 7:40Speaker 03

  It was a grand.

• 7:41H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:42Speaker 01

  And you returned it?

• 7:42Speaker 03

  Returned it, baby. Returned it, returned it.

• 7:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, fuck them.

• 7:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, you know, I, listen, I don't want them to catch, I don't want them to find out about this. I'm like, this is also another thing of being, growing up poor, you think a store can arrest you for returning something?

• 7:56Speaker 01

  Dude, that was, that's, we talked about that our whole, our whole lives growing up. Our my, our, you know, our moms would yell, "They're gonna take the goddamn house!", like, at anything.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  I know.

• 8:07H. Foley?

  Or blowing a stop sign.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Comcast?

• 8:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:10H. Foley?

  I always felt like I was gonna get in trouble, and that's why I never, returning something, that something's gonna happen.

• 8:15Speaker 03

  No, it's, because I think when you, when you grow up poor, you're just afraid of any, even fake authority figure.

• 8:20Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 8:21Speaker 03

  You're afraid to just be, it feels like, when you return something, it feels like going to the police.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, and you walk out and you go, whoo.

• 8:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, you, "I got away with that, I pulled that scam."

• 8:29H. Foley?

  I always felt like when I walked out of a department store, they were gonna accuse me of stealing.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Right.

• 8:33H. Foley?

  Or if the, if the thing go, I walk out of a CVS now and that thing goes off, I'm like, "I got another on me!"

• 8:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just make a beeline.

• 8:40Speaker 01

  I earned a good living.

• 8:40H. Foley?

  I have a drug and alcohol problem, I'm sorry.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  I do another trash thing, I still, I, I've stopped, but it's been very recent that I stopped just kind of shoplifting out of principle.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, it was never me.

• 8:53H. Foley?

  What are you doing?

• 8:54Speaker 03

  I just like to crap a snack.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  What are you, like Hudson News, you get it on the highway?

• 8:58Speaker 03

  The airport out of principle, I did it very long, for a very long time, because they're overcharging us.

• 9:02H. Foley?

  Who are you sticking it to?

• 9:03Speaker 03

  The Hudson News Corporation.

• 9:05H. Foley?

  Sorry, sorry, I'll suck it. And they're the ones that are doing it?

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Stavvy's first podcast.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:09Speaker 01

  It's not the FAA.

• 9:12H. Foley?

  I, I never got that.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  What, stealing?

• 9:14H. Foley?

  It's, they're overcharging you.

• 9:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, they fuck people at the movies.

• 9:18H. Foley?

  They're the popcorn.

• 9:20Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  You think popcorn should cost 12 fucking dollars, Foley?

• 9:24H. Foley?

  Butter sauce is pretty good.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  The butter sauce?

• 9:27Speaker 01

  They can't legally call it butter.

• 9:30H. Foley?

  It should be $8,000, dipped in butter sauce. You get a deal on that. You get all the napkins you want.

• 9:38H. Foley?

  God, you're the fucking man.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  Siding with the prices at movie theaters and airports.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  As a business owner, I get it.

• 9:44Speaker 03

  The way, you fucking scumbags.

• 9:47H. Foley?

  No, the way I look at it, even if I didn't have it, even if I didn't have it, fuck you. Are you gonna charge me that? Hey, go take it.

• 9:52Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 9:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:53H. Foley?

  I'm more pissed off you're offering me snow caps. What the fuck? Snow caps?

• 9:59Speaker 03

  Well, there's no way to steal at the movies, which pisses me off.

• 10:02Speaker 01

  Well, you go get another movie.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  That's true. Classic. Oh, you know, trash popcorn is something we used to do in college where certain, certain movie theaters gave you the free refill on a, on a big one. And every once in a while, you'd find one that's pretty full in the trash. So you know whoever bought it, they, they weren't, they weren't built for.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  Right. They're wealthy people.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  It's a guy maybe trying to flex. This is what I've, this was the narrative.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  This is okay. This is for those hot shots.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  It's a hot shot, trying to get pussy and buy a small petite woman, a large popcorn to show, I got it like that, babe. It don't matter to me. What's the difference between eight, twelve dollars?

• 10:36Speaker 01

  Baby, it's all in the house.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  And so this is the, this is what I had to conjure up. So that way I'm like, well, she barely touched it. Cause I don't want some fat guy really digging. I don't want me.

• 10:45Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  I don't want to get me from last movies discarded bucket.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  I want a petite woman.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  But under that logic, you wouldn't throw out a half a bag of popcorn.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  Exactly. I would never throw it back. Absolutely. It's coming home with me.

• 10:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:58Speaker 03

  You know?

• 10:59Speaker 01

  Obviously.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  Or, or mine never makes it the trash, especially back then. It's right on the, it's on the aisle floor.

• 11:05H. Foley?

  I had that logic when I waited tables and I would eat off people's plates. I only did it for attractive, attractive men and women.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  Men and women?

• 11:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 11:13Speaker 03

  Interesting. Pause.

• 11:17Speaker 03

  So wait a second.

• 11:18H. Foley?

  You boys all finished here?

• 11:19Speaker 03

  Hold on, hold on. That actually, I would rather eat off, I think I would rather eat off an ugly woman's plate than a sexy man's plate.

• 11:27H. Foley?

  Why? An attractive guy takes care of himself. He's got cologne on, stuff like that. He has a lot of job. He takes you out. Tender lover. What are you talking about?

• 11:36Speaker 03

  I guess, okay.

• 11:36H. Foley?

  I'm not eating off some guy like you or me's plate. I'll tell you that.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  Again, of course, because we're fucking complete animals.

• 11:42H. Foley?

  Yeah. Or kids.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  No, you can't do kids. No, of course not. But I think, also it's not ugly. I would say it's gluttonous that I'm trying to avoid from women. So an ugly woman who's like, who, why, why can't somebody take care of themselves, wear cologne and be fucking busted? You know what I mean? You're being, you're, you're.

• 12:00H. Foley?

  Sounds like you're projecting, but okay.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  I said take care of themselves.

• 12:06H. Foley?

  I'm wearing deodorant.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  I'm rich and dying.

• 12:08H. Foley?

  Dude, when I would get, when I would get.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:11H. Foley?

  When I would get a hot chick that would cut her hamburger in half, I'd be like, that's coming home with me.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  I'm getting at least.

• 12:16Speaker 01

  Not her, obviously.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  Of course, of course.

• 12:18Speaker 01

  Oh, she doesn't date fat sweaty waiters? With no problem?

• 12:21Speaker 03

  Whose dick is getting hard because she's cutting a burger in half?

• 12:25H. Foley?

  Probably a lesbian anyway.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Do drop it. Let me cut that for you. Cut it into quarters.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a beauty. That's a beauty.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Um, we were, this was one we were, we were discussing recently, uh, submitted by one of the good folks at Patreon. When you sign up for Patreon, you get your garbage question on the red. How do you feel? Cause this was divisive. How do you feel, uh, about drinking out of a two liter?

• 12:45H. Foley?

  Stavvy.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 12:46H. Foley?

  Stavvy.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Don't, don't lead the witness.

• 12:48Speaker 03

  Like I need to know who's, who said you should drink out of a two liter.

• 12:53Speaker 03

  Like I don't know exactly which side both of you fucking landed on.

• 12:56H. Foley?

  To go against your nature here.

• 12:59Speaker 01

  Not to say you will.

• 13:00H. Foley?

  You're a Louis Vuitton brooch, friends.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  Which I return. Which I return.

• 13:05Speaker 01

  You look over full. You got a two liter brooch?

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Honestly?

• 13:08Speaker 01

  Jolt cola?

• 13:09Speaker 03

  A bejeweled two liter brooch? That's pretty good.

• 13:13Speaker 01

  That's new. That's a new collab, Stavvy World AYG collab merch coming at you.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  We get the fucking jewelry. We do.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  Sixty forty our way.

• 13:19H. Foley?

  Can I recommend your move for the next premiere?

• 13:20Speaker 03

  Hey, Foley could use it. That's fine.

• 13:24Speaker 01

  I'll take it. He's making them. I thought we hired him to make them.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  He gets the hourly wage and the merch split.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  I'll wet my beaks on both ends over here. They're paying me per hour. They want a day.

• 13:36H. Foley?

  I'm in there pressing buttons.

• 13:39Speaker 01

  Pins. Fuck.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  Uh, okay. So, uh, two, do I drink out of a two liter? I mean, almost always the answer is obviously no, but.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  Do you enjoy it?

• 13:50H. Foley?

  Hold on. Stavvy. Sorry.

• 13:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:53Speaker 01

  You can't not lead the witness. You can't not do it.

• 13:55Speaker 03

  Yeah. Go ahead.

• 13:56Speaker 01

  Cause you see another larger gentleman not going your way.

• 13:59Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 14:00H. Foley?

  Do you like Milky Way bars by any chance?

• 14:02Speaker 03

  I do like Milky Way bars. Yes.

• 14:04H. Foley?

  We're talking in the fridge.

• 14:05Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 14:06H. Foley?

  Okay?

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:07H. Foley?

  We're talking in the refrigerator.

• 14:09Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 14:09H. Foley?

  We're not talking you're walking into a seven eleven or something like that and buy at a local store.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  That's, you're about to rob that place.

• 14:15Speaker 03

  Lunacy to go in there and be like, I'm parched. Let me go pick up a usually not refrigerated, warm two liter of Pepsi.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Legal quantity they can sell it.

• 14:26H. Foley?

  Where one side of the label is, is, uh, is sun faded.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  You take it out of the window.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  Fuck on earth would do that?

• 14:33H. Foley?

  I've seen it done. I'll tell you what the secret here is. Some places, bodegas in the city, they'll hit you with a, with, they'll have a section of, uh, one liters.

• 14:42Speaker 01

  The one liter is not bad.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  One liter is interesting.

• 14:45H. Foley?

  A little Tahini punch or whatever it's called.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  The one liter, I think they were called the big slams by the Pepsi, wild cherry Pepsi, big slam, great slam, something like that was the one liter. That thing was dickier, dickier, good.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  I'm falling for branding from 15 years ago. I'm like, oh, interesting.

• 15:00Speaker 01

  They don't make wild cherry Pepsi anymore?

• 15:02Speaker 03

  They do. It's back. It's back. But it was gone for a while.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  It was.

• 15:05H. Foley?

  Oh, it wasn't?

• 15:06Speaker 03

  Yes, it was.

• 15:06H. Foley?

  Oh, Jimmy, give me numbers on that.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  It absolutely was.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  Really?

• 15:10Speaker 03

  Cause I'm a big wild cherry Pepsi guy.

• 15:11H. Foley?

  See, to me.

• 15:12Speaker 03

  Cause I'm usually a Coca-Cola products man, but wild cherry Pepsi.

• 15:16Speaker 01

  It's shat all over it.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  They, yes, they fucking.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  They went more wild where Coca-Cola.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  They were wild. They were too, they were too, they were too demure about their cherry.

• 15:25H. Foley?

  It was sweeter.

• 15:26Speaker 03

  They were, they were letting the cherries hang, you know, if you know what I'm saying.

• 15:29H. Foley?

  I've said this before, I've always been Coke in the winter, Pepsi in the summer kinda guy. That's always the way I did it.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  Coca-Cola has the. That is a level of white trash that is seasonally changing your soda brand?

• 15:43H. Foley?

  Well. Coca-Cola has the polar bears and Santa Claus. And Pepsi.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  You're kidding.

• 15:50H. Foley?

  As you know, is the choice of a new generation. And that's summer fun.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  Which by the way, I don't know if you know, he started vaping and wants to get a tattoo.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 15:59H. Foley?

  You have a tattoo, right?

• 16:00Speaker 03

  No. I'm a clean canvas. I'm also not clearly going through a, uh, three quarter life crisis right now.

• 16:06H. Foley?

  Three quarters? Thank you for the compliment.

• 16:08Speaker 01

  You should see the thing he's vaping. It's crazy.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  Do you have a fucking rig? You have the old school?

• 16:14Speaker 01

  He's doing O's, dude.

• 16:15Speaker 03

  Do you pour your own juice into the rig?

• 16:18H. Foley?

  No, what's juice?

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Don't act like you don't.

• 16:20H. Foley?

  No, no, no.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  That was, cause that was gen one vaping, when it was more of a steampunk thing than anything.

• 16:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not blowing the thing. Listen, I wanted to quit, I wanna quit smoking. I don't like the way I smell when I, when I smoke. For the rest of the day.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Okay, put it on.

• 16:36H. Foley?

  Um.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  Foley's right.

• 16:38H. Foley?

  Uh, the late, the, the, the, the, the bird I'm seeing occasionally will, has a little vape that, that she hits off of.

• 16:45Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 16:45H. Foley?

  I started hitting that every once in a while. And then it switched a little bit.

• 16:50Speaker 03

  Something about your personality, when you got, started doing a new drug, you got addicted to it. Is that what I'm to believe?

• 16:57H. Foley?

  Interesting.

• 16:58Speaker 03

  Well, I side, I don't believe it.

• 17:00H. Foley?

  I just got caught, Diesel just asked me if I sleep with it. And I was like, yeah, it's, it's.

• 17:04Speaker 03

  You plug it into your CPAP? You fucking put the hose directly into the vent.

• 17:13Speaker 01

  EDM's playing in the background.

• 17:15H. Foley?

  Looks like a dragon laying there.

• 17:18Speaker 03

  I've thought about that. I've poured about, I've thought about pouring something delicious into my CPAP vaporizer.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Depending on the season.

• 17:23Speaker 03

  Depending on the season, of course.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Now, now's wild cherry Pepsi season.

• 17:25H. Foley?

  You know what they say you can't do, but I don't understand it. Why can't you touch, do a touch of peppermint oil or something in there to freshen up the lungs?

• 17:32Speaker 03

  Because.

• 17:33H. Foley?

  Apparently it'll kill you.

• 17:34Speaker 03

  It's, there's no way you should do that.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  A little Vicks if you're sick?

• 17:37Speaker 03

  I don't think so, man.

• 17:38H. Foley?

  Do you use water in yours every night?

• 17:40Speaker 03

  I, you, no, I don't actually. I'm a dry guy. I, only when I'm sick and I need the, the, uh, you know, moisture.

• 17:46H. Foley?

  Do you turn the heating element off on your, you make sure the heating element's off?

• 17:49Speaker 03

  No heating. No, no. I go straight, straight with it.

• 17:52H. Foley?

  You make sure it's off.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  Are you plugging it into a hot plate?

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:55H. Foley?

  No, for, for about a year, I didn't realize that I can adjust those. And I was going to bed and I.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  What do you got? Let's, let's talk Turkey. You got a ResMed dream machine? What are we talking?

• 18:03Speaker 01

  Everyone's got a ResMed.

• 18:04Speaker 03

  Everyone's got a ResMed.

• 18:05Speaker 01

  I never, I don't think there's another brand.

• 18:08H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm a, I'm a ResMed 11 guy right now.

• 18:10Speaker 03

  Okay. I got the newest one.

• 18:12H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  I don't know which one that is, but I also just.

• 18:13Speaker 01

  Things are going well over here.

• 18:14Speaker 03

  I also just kinda bought it. I haven't been to a pulmonologist in like 12 years. And I just kinda bought one off a sketchy website. So I hope it's doing something.

• 18:22H. Foley?

  Yeah. They have loose.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  I have been feeling horrible for three months now. So who knows?

• 18:27Speaker 01

  Ah, it's all part of the healing process. You gotta get better. You gotta get worse before you get better.

• 18:31H. Foley?

  Make sure it's not heating up, cause I was breathing straight metal for about six months.

• 18:35Speaker 03

  Okay. I will.

• 18:36H. Foley?

  You know what's awesome? And I, I love this.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  Dr. Foley guarantee right there.

• 18:39Speaker 03

  Thank you. Hank Foley, M.D. I'm, I'm signing up for that show, by the way.

• 18:44H. Foley?

  Take two, two liters. Call me in the morning.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  He never answered the two liter question.

• 18:48H. Foley?

  He didn't answer it too. Hold on, we're talking CPAP right now.

• 18:50Speaker 03

  All right, we'll come back in.

• 18:52H. Foley?

  I don't know who unregulated that fucking, uh, industry, but thank God. I remember when my dad was getting them, you had to go through like six guys to get it. You couldn't fucking walk into his door. There's a place on the Upper West Side. You walk in there, you got a fucking brand new CPAP.

• 19:05Speaker 03

  Foley, do you think something has changed with your circumstances or do you think the world has changed?

• 19:09H. Foley?

  The world has changed. You couldn't get a CPAP. You can get a fucking jailbroken CPAP on auto. Normally they had a jailbroken CPAP.

• 19:18Speaker 01

  You lose all your text messages, but still. There's not any contact.

• 19:21Speaker 03

  You can play snake on it.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  Um, I think the Upper West Side, there are so many dying, obscenely wealthy people that that's why. I think you now live in a place where they have.

• 19:34Speaker 01

  You think he lives on the Upper West Side?

• 19:35Speaker 03

  No, no, he lives in Man, he lives in New York City now. He's not in, in the trash suburbs of Philadelphia.

• 19:41Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 19:41Speaker 03

  That's the big, that's a big difference. Yeah, we have a Whole Foods. Yeah. Oh, you do? Somewhere. Yeah.

• 19:46Speaker 01

  I'm not allowed back there.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. I just think, but I, I agree with you. CPAPs are, I think.

• 19:51H. Foley?

  You think they're secondhand now?

• 19:52Speaker 03

  No, I, I think.

• 19:53H. Foley?

  The market's been flooded?

• 19:54Speaker 03

  I think probably it's still way easier to get a CPAP here than it is if you still live.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  Also, you're talking 15 years ago. Direct to consumer things have changed. Online shop and.

• 20:05Speaker 03

  Of course, of course. I buy it all off the, off the internet mostly.

• 20:09H. Foley?

  Kevin, let's talk about Helix.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  Helix!

• 20:11H. Foley?

  Helix, the best mattress you're ever gonna own.

• 20:14Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:15H. Foley?

  Helix man here.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:16H. Foley?

  Right?

• 20:16Speaker 01

  I'm a Helix man.

• 20:17H. Foley?

  I'm a Helix man.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 20:19H. Foley?

  My mother's a Helix man.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  That's not all she is.

• 20:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't. She's with a couple of Helix men. Anyway, gang, if you want the best mattress, like I said, that you're ever gonna have, go over to Helix, take the quiz. They wanna know how you sleep. Do you sleep heavy? Do you sleep light? Do you sleep on your side? Do you sleep on your back? Do you sleep hot? Do you sleep cold? Whatever it is, they can match you up with the perfect mattress for you. We've been singing their praises for five, six years. Do yourself a favor, get a Helix!

• 20:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've been a Helix man for I think six years now and there ain't no turning back.

• 20:47H. Foley?

  Nope.

• 20:47Speaker 01

  Uh, I'm a Twilight man. Do you go over there, you take the quiz, ba-da-ba. I mean, it's the first like adult purchase. Actually, it wasn't the first purchase. They sent me one. Shout out to the Helix. But I've gone out to purchase another because, uh, I love them so much. It's fantastic. It's just, it's right. It makes it right for you. Go to helixsleep.com/garbage for up to 30% off. Ooh wee, that's helixsleep.com/garbage for up to 30% off. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you. helixsleep.com/garbage, do it.

• 21:21H. Foley?

  Kevin, let's talk about ButcherBox.

• 21:22Speaker 01

  ButcherBox!

• 21:23H. Foley?

  An old fave here at Toody's. I know, and Toody loves her ButcherBox. She likes having her freezer stocked with fresh, quality meats. Talking about responsible, sustainable, ethical. We're talking about grass fed, talking about organic chicken. Wild caught seafood camp.

• 21:40Speaker 01

  Wild caught.

• 21:40H. Foley?

  Talking about wild caught seafood gang. And here's the good news. Every box is customizable.

• 21:46Speaker 01

  Woo!

• 21:47H. Foley?

  Custom, custom.

• 21:48Speaker 01

  Customizable.

• 21:49H. Foley?

  Customizable. That means you pick what you want for you layman out there.

• 21:53Speaker 01

  For you bozos, you get to pick what you eat.

• 21:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, do yourself a favor. Get over there, ButcherBox, get yourself set up with some top quality meat. Stock that fridge, stock that freezer for your family so you know they're eating good, quality beef, chicken, poultry, pork, fish, crustaceans.

• 22:11Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 22:12H. Foley?

  All that.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. Uh, listen, we're a Butcher, ButcherBox family.

• 22:16H. Foley?

  Yes, we are.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  It gets me and my wife back in the kitchen. Yeah, I got a rack of ribs. Let's go to go. I got the wild caught.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  Hit them with everything.

• 22:25H. Foley?

  Gets Kippee out of the bedroom.

• 22:27Speaker 01

  Baby, talk about, talk about wild caught. Uh, if you're looking for an easier, all jokes aside, if you're looking for an easier way to get great meals on the table, give ButcherBox a try. Go to butcherbox.com/garbage to get $20 off your first box plus your choice of free ribeye, New York strip or filet mignon in every box for a year with free shipping. As always, go to butcherbox.com/garbage. Again, that's butcherbox.com/garbage. Be sure to use our link so they know the boys sent you.

• 22:55H. Foley?

  Obviously, I'm not talking about schedule one, two or three narcotics.

• 23:00Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:00H. Foley?

  But we should really loosen up this prescription bullshit.

• 23:03Speaker 01

  Kinda sounds like you are.

• 23:05H. Foley?

  The fact that you can't get, uh.

• 23:08Speaker 01

  I can't go to Rite Aid and get an eight ball? This is bullshit.

• 23:11Speaker 03

  Schedule one, two or three, what's a schedule three?

• 23:14H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 23:14Speaker 03

  That's like super low.

• 23:16H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 23:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I believe so.

• 23:18Speaker 01

  New guy Luke?

• 23:18H. Foley?

  I'm a schedule one kinda guy.

• 23:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, schedule three are medications that have accepted medical use and moderate to low risk of physical dependence.

• 23:28H. Foley?

  Okay, that's what I'm saying then.

• 23:29Speaker 03

  So those.

• 23:30Speaker 01

  Like eye drops and shit. Steroids.

• 23:32Speaker 03

  Tylenol with Cody.

• 23:33H. Foley?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  That coating, you got, that coating's on the edge.

• 23:37H. Foley?

  I gotta get a fucking prescription to get fucking pink eye drops? Are you fucking kidding me?

• 23:42Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 23:42H. Foley?

  I gotta go to a doctor and say, yeah, I rubbed shit in my eye. I can't walk into a fucking CVS and say, where's, where's the pink eye bacteria? Antibiotic. You're giving me Neosporum. That's an antibiotic, but I can't get it from my eye? Because I put a pillow to my legs and then sleep with the same pillow.

• 23:59Speaker 03

  You recently got pink eye? Is that what's going on?

• 24:02H. Foley?

  Yes, I do.

• 24:03Speaker 03

  I did too, and I just went to a, um, uh, urgent care and immediately got a.

• 24:08Speaker 01

  It goes away on its own too.

• 24:10H. Foley?

  That's been, that's changed the game too.

• 24:11Speaker 03

  Well, yeah.

• 24:12H. Foley?

  And urgent care used to be like, hey, I saw my, I saw my half of my foot off at a construction site. Now it's fucking, you, that's, that's a designer shop.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  I gotta be honest, I don't like that my doctor, I don't ever know who my doctor is and he's sandwiched between a Cold Stone and a Chipotle.

• 24:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  I much would rather my doctor be.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  I wanna enter a medical building.

• 24:31Speaker 03

  I wanna enter a facility.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  I wanna get on an elevator, go up to the third floor, have a receptionist check in.

• 24:36Speaker 03

  I don't want it to be next to a T-Mobile where they're playing fucking bachata music next door.

• 24:40H. Foley?

  Great. I feel a cold sore coming on. I walk in there, I'm out of there with a fucking prescription for Valtrix in about 35 minutes.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  It feels like a.

• 24:46H. Foley?

  And I stop at the Taco Bell. It feels like those new Cantina items.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Foley's cut his own ads that you don't know about?

• 24:54Speaker 01

  Trust me. That's been explored by legal a whole bunch.

• 25:00Speaker 01

  We've gone, every now and then he's like, oh, check out Frank's on Detroit Avenue. And you're like, what the fuck? I'll go look and cut that.

• 25:07H. Foley?

  I can't help that Pat Simms, the hairstyling in Blue Bell, Pennsylvania is the best place to get a haircut. And you can see me there this Saturday at 2 o'clock.

• 25:14Speaker 01

  He's doing public appearances for like $250 bucks.

• 25:17Speaker 03

  For a free haircut. He's just plugs that he's gonna be getting a haircut. And they're like, all right, we'll trim it for free, Hank.

• 25:23H. Foley?

  I'm sorry about Pat Simms, the hairstyling.

• 25:25Speaker 03

  You don't have to be, you don't have to apologize.

• 25:27H. Foley?

  Pat Simms, the hairstyling?

• 25:28Speaker 03

  I don't know about Pat's.

• 25:29Speaker 01

  All right, back to the two liter.

• 25:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, two liter.

• 25:31H. Foley?

  I gotta say it one more time.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  He just made 70, Foley just made 75 bucks.

• 25:39H. Foley?

  My good friend, Stavros Halkias will be with me.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, he, he calls. He's like, it's an emergency. Can you meet me here?

• 25:46Speaker 01

  These guys are gonna kill me.

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Stavvy, I need you in Blue Bell right now. Just play along, dude.

• 25:54H. Foley?

  His movie Tony, everybody.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  I need this, I need this, I need this.

• 25:57Speaker 01

  From Tyres.

• 25:58H. Foley?

  Play along, play along.

• 26:01Speaker 01

  Oh, by the way, you gotta do Ronnie.

• 26:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a Tyres set. There's a shitty like, and we're gonna reenact one of our scenes from Tyres. Uh, like it's, like it's community theater. Um, okay.

• 26:11Speaker 01

  Do some crowd work.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  She's talking about flacking.

• 26:18H. Foley?

  I left it all on the tour. I got nothing. Give me something, Stavvy.

• 26:24Speaker 03

  Um, okay, so.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  The trials and tribulations.

• 26:27H. Foley?

  The two liter, we're back on?

• 26:29Speaker 03

  We got offended. The people are, come on.

• 26:31H. Foley?

  Talk to me.

• 26:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, cut him off.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  I wanna talk this too, because I think obviously, like we said, that's not a walking drink. You don't pop into a CVS and get it. Also, I don't think you can, on the first run of a two liter drink out of it. For example, at a function, at a barbecue, whatever. Like you would be a real piece of shit to drink out of it. Possible exceptions made for, it's the end of the night, it's winding down, there is one final serving left in it. You can finish off the two liter at the end of a barbecue, in my opinion.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I agree, but that is a crazy look.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  We, I, but.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  If everybody's like, yeah, by the beer bottle table and you walk up.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying? If, if we're here and we're, you know, and obviously there's, uh, you know, it's like families, girlfriends, whatever. Still, if it's 8 o'clock, the, the peripherals have left the barbecue. Usually when a barbecue is, if you're at the end of a barbecue, it's the, it's the main crew, right?

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  You can polish it off then.

• 27:27H. Foley?

  They want you to polish that stuff.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  I will also, I will also, who is they?

• 27:31H. Foley?

  The people running the cookout. Yeah, get rid of it. We're just gonna throw it out. We're just gonna throw it out.

• 27:37Speaker 03

  Oh, you're just gonna throw it out?

• 27:38Speaker 01

  You're going to our fridge.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  Glad bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:41Speaker 01

  Eat my kid's lunch. He's got a bunch of his crunchies going.

• 27:44Speaker 03

  He's pouring fucking olive oil into an Essentia, an empty Essentia bottle. Um, either you can.

• 27:50H. Foley?

  Like a dirtbag getting gas in a Poland Spring bottle to fill up his mini bike.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  You're trying to fucking siphon olive oil out of fucking, out of Kevin's fucking kitchen. Um, either you can finish it off. I also think if, when you are at, if it's just an at-home two liter, your personal at-home two liter.

• 28:09H. Foley?

  Thank you, Stavvy. Keep going.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  Under 50% and if the carbonation is low. Oh! You can then drink it, but you cannot while it is a premium shareable beverage.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  Then you are, you absolutely cannot drink out of it, put it back and then when a guest comes over, pour it.

• 28:27Speaker 01

  My, my whole thing is not can you or can't you, it's the enjoyment of the beverage.

• 28:32H. Foley?

  It's delicious.

• 28:33Speaker 01

  It's do you, yeah, no, listen, it's wild cherry Pepsi, it's delicious anytime of day. Do you, if you were at home and you were like, I'm gonna have some soda.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

• 28:43Speaker 01

  And it's, let's say, give it is that, it is the perfect possibility to drink out of there.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  Right under half.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  Right under half.

• 28:49Speaker 03

  Forty-eight percent.

• 28:50Speaker 01

  And lost its, a good chunk of its car.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  You can sit down with that at the coffee table.

• 28:54Speaker 01

  Are you, I'm just saying, he can do whatever he wants.

• 28:55Speaker 03

  You cannot sit down, okay, no.

• 28:57H. Foley?

  You can't just drink out of that rather than pouring it in a glass if you got takeout?

• 29:00Speaker 03

  It's a swig.

• 29:00Speaker 01

  It's a swig. Why you're, why you're scoping out what's going on in the fridge.

• 29:04Speaker 03

  Here's, here is my, here is my philosophy.

• 29:06H. Foley?

  Stop, Rose, I don't know who you are anymore.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  You're really pushing this up.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  Quiet down, quiet down, let me finish my very important thought here. If you, once, basically, you have, you market from a communal beverage to a personal swig opportunity as a way to make sure it gets drunk.

• 29:23Speaker 01

  A PSO.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  Right, yeah, PSO, personal swig opportunity. And so then it becomes, oh, it's, half is left from the barbecue and I'm going to the kitchen. I'm gonna take a nip, because I will say, one thing I do, sometimes, I have lost a lot of good cans of zero sugar NW root beer, some of the finest, now I'm doing that, some of the finest. I have, I have lost many, a rare diet soda, to just the reality that what I really wanted was maybe three nice gulps, right? And oftentimes, if you were trying to cut down on your soda and you have either a two liter or, let's say you just go to a fucking, you know, get a regular, whatever.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  One liter, or twenty ounce.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  Twenty ounce, whatever, that's, that is, that's the utility I have for it, is I just want a swig and then I go sit on the couch and you know what, I actually didn't need any more soda, I'll drink some fucking water. So that is my, I think at a certain point, be it at a, the end of a barbecue, or in your home, when it becomes, when it ceases to become a group sharing vessel, at some point you can convert it into a solo personal swig opportunity.

• 30:33Speaker 01

  Vessel convert.

• 30:34Speaker 03

  This is, this is something that happens to my brain, when I have debates with other fat friends about fast food or soda, I gain like 1,000 IQ points. This is like me going, this is me going super Saiyan, like mentally super Saiyan mode.

• 30:50H. Foley?

  Which, excuse me, I'm sorry to interject with a two-part question, but I agree.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Yes, yes.

• 30:56H. Foley?

  I agree with Mr. Halkias all the way, but I have one question if I could, thank you very much. Um, you mentioned, you mentioned the, uh, the sharing, uh, component of the two liter.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Yes, sir.

• 31:09H. Foley?

  Are you a person that draws the line in the communal aspect? Were you not the kind of kid or young man or young adult?

• 31:18Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 31:18H. Foley?

  That would go into your refrigerator and take a swig directly out of the milk container or orange juice container and then put it back and act as though nothing happened?

• 31:27Speaker 03

  I was, I was also at one point a, a young man who shit his pants and his mother wiped his ass. So yeah, I did that, it was fucking rude, and when I was a fat 11-year-old slobbering over my family's milk, yes, I used to do that, I was a piece of shit for that, I grew up and learned that that is no longer how I should behave. And yeah, and, and maybe I could possibly hear an argument that if you're the head of the household and you wanna put that kind of, uh, that.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  You put food on that table.

• 31:56Speaker 03

  If you want to.

• 31:57Speaker 01

  I get you.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  I could hear it out, I still think ultimately that's a fucked up way to behave and you're setting a poor example and if you do that, perhaps you would get the kind of grown sons that at almost 50 years old think you should do that.

• 32:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  The way.

• 32:11H. Foley?

  We're not arguing, we're discussing.

• 32:13Speaker 03

  If your father behaves that way, this is what happens.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  We're passionately discussing. These things that are molding the modern world.

• 32:21H. Foley?

  I have been in a, uh, I have been in a, uh, period of self-disclosure, of self.

• 32:26Speaker 01

  Destruction.

• 32:28Speaker 03

  Self-disclosure, what do you think that means?

• 32:30H. Foley?

  Of honesty. And I just want everybody in my, in my personal life.

• 32:34Speaker 03

  Do you mean reflection?

• 32:35H. Foley?

  Reflection.

• 32:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 32:38H. Foley?

  Thank you, Mr. Halkias. If I've been in your home in the last 15 years. If I've been in your home in the last 15 years and you've left me unattended in the kitchen, there is a 99.9% chance I have taken a swig of your orange juice and put it back and not said a thing.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  No, you're lying, you're, you're, you're being funny for hyperbolic reasons here, that's crazy.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  He's not.

• 32:58H. Foley?

  My, my blood pressure's fine, okay? First of all.

• 33:03Speaker 01

  I told you, I was at the doctor.

• 33:05H. Foley?

  But no, I am not speaking in hyperbole.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  You really, you really would do that to a, like a friend's, that's fucking nuts. I think it's fucked to do it.

• 33:14H. Foley?

  Extended family for sure, Kelly, I apologize.

• 33:16Speaker 03

  Listen, extended family.

• 33:17Speaker 01

  Neighbors.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, family, I'll, how extended are we talking, cousins?

• 33:22H. Foley?

  Cousins. Up to third cousin.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  I will get, third, you're, once the, the law says you can get sucked off by them, I don't think you can just suck, you can suck their orange juice down personally. I think, I will listen to you when it comes to extended family, only because that is often a place where you regress to childhood behaviors, but that's the only, it's truly rude and fucked up and you should not do that.

• 33:45H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 33:47Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  Yes, putting your mouth directly on other people's beverages is something I don't think you should do.

• 33:53Speaker 01

  Now, you said you, you've grown, like as a kid you would do it, obviously, you know, we mature as we get a little older and stuff like that, but, uh, at the end, you know, say, I, we come over your house and, uh, you, you had, took a couple of personal swig opportunities from the two, the cold two liter, diet wild cherry, wild cherry Coke. And I come in.

• 34:14H. Foley?

  It's like my first 48 right now.

• 34:15Speaker 03

  I have exactly the answer, I'm not stuck at all.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  Can I have some of this? Are you gonna go, are you gonna go, yeah, obviously, or are you gonna go, hey man, just a heads up, I've been taking nips off that?

• 34:25Speaker 03

  You give the gentleman's warning. You get, yes, exactly, and now the ball's in your court.

• 34:29H. Foley?

  Are you telling me that too? I come over, you're just letting me go?

• 34:32Speaker 03

  Yes, I am.

• 34:33Speaker 01

  Henry, stop drinking my orange juice.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  Even criminals deserve due process.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Yes, exactly, I am giving you that opportunity as well, yes, you, as long as you get the heads up, and I'd also, I'd also further like to, to state, even when I was behaving like this as a, you know, fat child, I did do another, the gentleman's, the gentleman's hover, you know what I mean?

• 34:55Speaker 01

  I hate that.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  You, of course you do, you fucking piece of shit.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  It's gross.

• 34:59Speaker 03

  You're, you're, you're basically saying we should not, you're like a guy who's like, who doesn't believe in masks during COVID. You're like, they don't work, like, well, what, if you put your mouth on, you don't put your mouth on, it's the same germs. It's like, no, there's a huge difference between, let me ask you this, Foley.

• 35:12H. Foley?

  I wore a mask.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  Hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 35:14H. Foley?

  I felt like a ninja.

• 35:15Speaker 03

  Hold on, if a woman holds your cock this close to her mouth, or puts it in her mouth, is that different?

• 35:21Speaker 01

  Not for him.

• 35:26Speaker 03

  I almost fucking broke the chair laughing.

• 35:30H. Foley?

  I was just honored at the idea that you think I'm in that kind of position these days.

• 35:35Speaker 01

  Just happy to be here.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  Wait, you guys are getting your dick sucked? What the fuck?

• 35:40Speaker 01

  It's an honor to be nominated.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  You're like a 16 seed in the tournament.

• 35:47H. Foley?

  Or that you could hold my penis with a closed fist.

• 35:50Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 35:51H. Foley?

  I'm more of a this guy.

• 35:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, when you reflect on how a woman holds your penis in a non-horny moment.

• 35:58Speaker 01

  I don't do it, I can't do it.

• 36:00Speaker 03

  That's tough, dude.

• 36:01H. Foley?

  And then you see in a porno, it's fucking, oh man, Jesus Christ.

• 36:04Speaker 03

  That's tough stuff.

• 36:05H. Foley?

  Looks like they're doing that thing with the baseball bat to see who hits first.

• 36:09Speaker 03

  I know, I know, it's brutal. Did you ever have a period of, like, when I was like a.

• 36:13H. Foley?

  One way I'm drinking out of people's orange juice.

• 36:16Speaker 03

  Yes, I guess, uh, whatever, it's fine.

• 36:18Speaker 01

  Personal trauma. Dude's also, if that's the worst thing he's doing, we gotta let it slide.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  Well, that's, it's cer, it's certainly not.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  The worst that he's publicly gonna acknowledge.

• 36:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, yes, right, so my, okay, did you guys ever watch, did you ever seek out little dick pornography as a youth? To make yourself feel better, because I did a couple times.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  I could use it right now, but.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  And honestly, it did not help.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  No.

• 36:40Speaker 03

  It did not help, it actually made me feel so much more pathetic. Because I was like, wait, that's what a little dick looks like getting sucked? That's what my dick looks like getting sucked? It pissed me off, dude, I was like, fuck.

• 36:51H. Foley?

  It's a fake anyway.

• 36:52Speaker 03

  I'm fucked, dude.

• 36:54H. Foley?

  No.

• 36:54Speaker 03

  Every once in a while, though, you will catch a glimpse of your hog and it looks pretty nice, you gotta.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  It just happened to be yesterday, dude. It was sick.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 37:01Speaker 01

  It was awesome.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Something's going on.

• 37:02H. Foley?

  I can see it now over, over my belly.

• 37:05Speaker 01

  And I just went, I'm gonna choose to see it like that forever.

• 37:08Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  Or at least until I see it again.

• 37:10Speaker 03

  I know you're a, you're a married man, whatever, I would, I would say, take a, take a.

• 37:14Speaker 01

  No ring.

• 37:16H. Foley?

  Take a what?

• 37:16Speaker 03

  Take a picture of it, fuck, speaking of rings, I had a ring on and I took it off.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  I don't think over here.

• 37:20H. Foley?

  I didn't take it, Foley stole it.

• 37:24H. Foley?

  I gotta run to the diamond district real quick.

• 37:26Speaker 01

  A city guy walks in.

• 37:27Speaker 03

  I'm so stupid. Anyway, it's probably over there. It's fine. It's at the coffee station. I just realized. I think I washed my hands. Who gives a fuck?

• 37:33Speaker 01

  Right. I like how you called that a coffee station.

• 37:35Speaker 03

  Hey, I'm trying. The people don't know.

• 37:37H. Foley?

  I can see my, I can see my erect penis when I'm laying down over my belly. It's like the cavalry coming over the fucking hill in the sunset.

• 37:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:46Speaker 03

  It looks like, it looks like a little circus tent on your belly. It's like a little tent is perched on your fucking fat ass stomach.

• 37:53H. Foley?

  Ah, bottom of Bailey's town.

• 37:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, I have to come at it with a fucking, you gotta be angled, you know what I mean? I can't lay flat and look at my dick. No, sir.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  System of mirrors.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  Uh, I would, but what I was gonna say is, take a picture of your cock when it looks that nice and just look at it sometimes.

• 38:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  Is that what you're doing? I just had, I, one time I was sexting with a girl and it was, and I can't reuse it because it was around Christmas and you can see.

• 38:17Speaker 01

  They got a little hat on it.

• 38:18Speaker 03

  And you can see the, no, but you can see the reflection of the Christmas tree lights on my dick. So I can't send it in fucking August.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  That's good lighting.

• 38:25H. Foley?

  I keep my tree up all year round.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  Dude, Christmas in July.

• 38:28Speaker 03

  Yeah. But listen, you better believe I'm waiting for Christmas to roll back around.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  You should start that now going, you know what? I get in the sea, I get in the spirit early.

• 38:36H. Foley?

  I can't send her this and has a Halloween costume on.

• 38:39Speaker 03

  Uh, and, and, uh, uh, yeah, and I, so I can't reuse it, but I was looking for something like I was looking for it to plugs, you know, we're doing a, a tour doc for the special coming out, Uncle Stopp coming out Netflix September 8th.

• 38:52Speaker 01

  Check it out.

• 38:52H. Foley?

  It's out right now.

• 38:53Speaker 03

  Out right now.

• 38:54Speaker 01

  Out right now.

• 38:54Speaker 03

  We also have a tour doc. We have like seven episodes of, because I was on tour for basically two years. Um, and so we have seven episodes and I was going through old stuff to like, like, you know, my, the R E Ds would be like, hey, do you have a picture of you at whatever the fuck at the Hampton Beach or whatever? And I was just go, going through my shit.

• 39:10H. Foley?

  I got a sweet dick pic from Christmas.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  Dude, for real, I was like, find, trying to find something and I was just saw my, dude, it was looking so nuts.

• 39:17Speaker 01

  That's good.

• 39:17Speaker 03

  Like dude, I was like, whose cock is that? The girl I sent it to.

• 39:20Speaker 01

  What?

• 39:21Speaker 03

  No, no, the girl who sent it to was just like, she was literally like, what the fuck? She was like, this is awesome, but also like, wow, it looks awesome. Like, she wasn't even like.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  Had she seen it before?

• 39:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had, we already hooked up, but it was one of those where it's like, so she, she was like, that's cool. Cause we're sexting and I like seeing it, but also after the horny segment was done, she wanted to, she just had to chime in and be like, it actually looked kinda crazy huge in that pic.

• 39:44H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 39:44Speaker 03

  And so I just, I, whenever I'm feeling low now, I just look at my, my hog on its best day and it makes me feel good.

• 39:51H. Foley?

  You took that, appreciate it, kinda forgot about it.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  Forgot about it.

• 39:55H. Foley?

  Stumbled across and was like, why do I have a picture of some dude's huge dick in my?

• 40:00Speaker 03

  What, oh, Santos, yeah, showed his cock on my, on my fucking, uh, photos, my photo app.

• 40:07H. Foley?

  Kent, what do you know about BlueChew?

• 40:08Speaker 01

  I'm hard right now, gang.

• 40:10H. Foley?

  I'll tell you, Uncle Hank in the last couple of months knows a lot about BlueChew. I'm popping these things like Tic Tacs. They're absolutely fantastic. Can you little get up and go out of the gate, do yourself a favor, get over to BlueChew.com and get yourself straightened out. Of course I got that BlueChew Gold.

• 40:24Speaker 01

  Woo.

• 40:24H. Foley?

  Huh? They got that BlueChew Gold. You hear anything gold, it just sounds nice, sounds regal. You get that, you, you, you get that oomph that you need. You get a little, you start slowing down. I'm not a young man anymore. You know what I mean? I'm not running around the goddamn fraternity house like I used to be. I need a little kickstart off the line.

• 40:40Speaker 01

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• 40:47H. Foley?

  Four, one.

• 40:48Speaker 01

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• 41:25H. Foley?

  Yes, we do. Kent, let's talk about Chime.

• 41:27Speaker 01

  Chime.

• 41:28H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 41:32H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 41:33Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 41:33H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right. Watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 41:48Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 42:00H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 42:01Speaker 01

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, not it. Oh, oh, five, five dollars for this, $10 for that. They got their hand in your pocket.

• 42:08H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:08Speaker 01

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• 42:42H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 42:43Speaker 04

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• 42:55H. Foley?

  Stavi, are they starters or appetizers?

• 42:58Speaker 03

  What do we, what do we ask?

• 42:59Speaker 01

  You just say, do you call, hey, we're gonna do some starters? Are you gonna say we're gonna do some appetizers?

• 43:03Speaker 03

  Oh, wow, appetizers.

• 43:04H. Foley?

  Hmm, gentlemen.

• 43:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Starters is more casual, right? If you were like at Fridays, you go, you guys wanna get some star, are we gonna do any starters? It feels like a little more.

• 43:12Speaker 03

  I can't do, starters doesn't feel right to me, you know? I don't know why.

• 43:16H. Foley?

  Um, how do you feel about this?

• 43:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:18H. Foley?

  Uh, you get a pizza delivered to the house?

• 43:21Speaker 03

  I'm listening.

• 43:22H. Foley?

  Have some of the pizza. She didn't finish it all.

• 43:24Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 43:24H. Foley?

  Um.

• 43:25Speaker 03

  Which has started happening to me since taking Zepbound. Never had I ever experienced not finishing a pizza.

• 43:29H. Foley?

  Doesn't that kinda suck a little bit? Don't you feel like I lost a little something?

• 43:33Speaker 03

  No, man. You can't be thinking this way.

• 43:34H. Foley?

  I know.

• 43:35Speaker 03

  This is why you keep relapsing.

• 43:39Speaker 01

  Well said. Well said, my, to my best pal Stavvy.

• 43:42H. Foley?

  We discussed that.

• 43:43Speaker 03

  Me too, by the way. I'm not mad at you. I'm also relapsing.

• 43:45H. Foley?

  We discussed that off the air in private?

• 43:49H. Foley?

  As my sponsor, I feel like that's a little fucked up.

• 43:51Speaker 01

  I'll probably wait until like minute 48 to drop it.

• 43:55Speaker 03

  Just, I was, I wasn't gonna say it unless we had a perfect opportunity.

• 43:58Speaker 01

  That felt pretty good.

• 43:59H. Foley?

  Just a tiny bit of comfort that we lost though. Little bit, you get what I'm saying?

• 44:05Speaker 03

  What's the comfort? What's it just being eight slices and four? I mean, we're still not eating the right amount. We're still eating half a pizza.

• 44:12H. Foley?

  About three episodes of Sopranos.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  Uh, I feel good about it. I know what you mean.

• 44:17H. Foley?

  You know?

• 44:17Speaker 03

  Cause, okay, when my, when I am really like relapsing and like psychologically trying to get back to my habits.

• 44:23H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 44:24Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm not doing any, I've, I'm not drinking. I'm not doing any pills. I'm not doing anything, anything psychedelic, uh, no cocaine, none of that shit. I still have allowed myself weed when I'm re, like that's my only, but I take so much that I get fucking so high and I order like, I'm not on Zepbound.

• 44:43H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 44:43Speaker 03

  And so sometimes I'll order like fucking, uh, from a Chinese place in particular, like eight fucking things. You wanna, you wanna pretend, you wanna create a Chinese buffet in your home, basically, right?

• 44:51H. Foley?

  I love it. I love that.

• 44:53Speaker 03

  You wanna create your own Chinese buffet on a kitchen island and, but what will happen, I will order that much and I won't eat it and I will just kind of eat that for like a week is basically what happens.

• 45:01Speaker 01

  That's pretty good though.

• 45:02Speaker 03

  And so I know what you mean because.

• 45:04H. Foley?

  You're getting, you're scratching that itch by the order.

• 45:06Speaker 03

  It's the order and that's when you realize, oh, it's not even really tied to finishing the food. It's having it there.

• 45:13H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  And you know, this is the most fucked up rich guy bullshit of all time. We're like, yeah, I just get extra fooded because it makes me feel better that it's there, but it's like, that, I mean, it's better than fucking doing Xanax.

• 45:23Speaker 01

  A lot of poor people doing that too.

• 45:26Speaker 03

  So, uh, that is what I'm fucking, that's what I'm up to right now. But anyway, um, what was that the question?

• 45:30H. Foley?

  Alright, so let's, let's say you got a medium, let's say you got a medium pie, maybe somebody else was with you. I don't know. There's.

• 45:35Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 45:35H. Foley?

  Three or four, there's enough slices where you could take it out of the box, wrap it up and put it in the fridge.

• 45:40Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 45:40H. Foley?

  Do that, put the box in the fridge, or do you ever just slide the pizza box in an, in, in an oven that's off and operate from there?

• 45:50Speaker 03

  Absolutely not. That's crazy. It's dairy.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:54Speaker 03

  How long? How long are we talking?

• 45:56Speaker 01

  Overnight.

• 45:56Speaker 03

  Overnight?

• 45:57H. Foley?

  No, what? Are you guys out of your minds? What do you think's gonna happen to you?

• 46:00Speaker 01

  I'm totally, I'm totally fine with leaving it out and just crushing a za in the morning.

• 46:03Speaker 03

  Fuck no. That's so fucked up.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  The cheese hardens to a, to a perfect thing.

• 46:06Speaker 03

  That is insanely food unsafe, for real.

• 46:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  I'm not kidding. You guys do that all the time to this day?

• 46:11Speaker 01

  This guy's sticking his dick in orange juice.

• 46:14Speaker 03

  You guys are dairy overnight.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  I don't do it all the time, but if, if I, if I'm somewhere and that's happening.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  Can we get a bacteria check on this, my boy?

• 46:21H. Foley?

  Oh, get out of here. Come on.

• 46:24Speaker 01

  Should you leave a pizza? We're doing a lot of stuff. We're doing a lot of stuff.

• 46:27H. Foley?

  What are you, for the FCC? What's going on here?

• 46:31H. Foley?

  What, what about, what about a leftover Chinese thrown in the microwave and closing the door?

• 46:34Speaker 03

  Fuck no.

• 46:35H. Foley?

  That's sealed.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  No.

• 46:36Speaker 01

  It's sealed? You think the problem is that it's not sealed? What didn't you, what, what was the question? I'm sorry.

• 46:40H. Foley?

  I used to have a roommate that taught me a great trick of if you, if you order, if you get.

• 46:48Speaker 03

  Not using the refrigerator?

• 46:50H. Foley?

  Yeah, because once you refrigerate it.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Well, what was it? I'm sorry. I didn't hear.

• 46:55H. Foley?

  Just putting leftovers in the microwave overnight and then having them the next day. I've done that with burgers, with tampons.

• 47:02Speaker 03

  What the fuck? Guys, this is fucked. And I'm not a guy who, I'm a guy who let it sit.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  Every episode we get to a point where he goes, what the fuck?

• 47:09Speaker 03

  It is true.

• 47:10Speaker 01

  On his show and our show where he just goes, we're humming, the three of us are humming along together and then we and you just peel off to the right.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  Which I love.

• 47:18Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 47:19Speaker 03

  It is nice to, because people can trace the sort of trash, uh, evolutionary tree.

• 47:24Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 47:24Speaker 03

  Cause we, we share a common ancestor with, with, you know, middle, mid-Atlantic trash and at a certain point, Greek and white trash kinda splits off, you know? And that, so it is interesting. It's like how fucking, you know, whales used to be little fucking rodents or whatever.

• 47:38Speaker 01

  We're all traced back to that killer whale that, yeah.

• 47:41H. Foley?

  I'm Suzie, whatever she's called, that they found in the Yucatan and the Andertal, whatever.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  Oh, yes.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  That's a deep call there for that one.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  Of course, Suzie.

• 47:47H. Foley?

  They go to ninth grade science?

• 47:48Speaker 01

  That started, yeah, so, down in the Yucatan and the.

• 47:50H. Foley?

  I don't think that was her name either. So no on the pizza huh?

• 47:55Speaker 03

  I would say no and do we have Luke, do we have a?

• 47:56Speaker 01

  It's obviously unsafe.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  Obviously unsafe.

• 47:58Speaker 01

  Well, but what's obvious? I need a month. So he's flying a plane.

• 48:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, you get hit by a bus. An air conditioner could fall on us right now.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  I agree.

• 48:07Speaker 01

  Fall down a sewer, you know? Whatever they're doing down there by the way.

• 48:11Speaker 03

  You are naming things I don't want to do. Get hit by a bus and eat pizza that hasn't been refrigerated for over, you know, 12 hours.

• 48:18H. Foley?

  Here's something interesting.

• 48:19Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 48:20Speaker 01

  According to my research. I got one. How do you feel about the Savannah Bananas?

• 48:24Speaker 03

  Bullshit, suck dick. They should be ashamed of themselves. It is a sign of the, of how all of society is, is crumbling. Because no one gives a fuck about baseball. No one wants to see anything with like skill. They want to see a fake version of, they want a more entertaining version of an actual thing that is skillful, interesting, has real odds, has real stakes, but can be a little harder to get through than just, uh, you know, pop popcorn entertainment. Like it's the candy.

• 48:53H. Foley?

  You care about baseball though, right? You were saying the-

• 48:55Speaker 03

  I like the O's, but I don't really, I just, I just mean, and I don't even give a fuck about baseball to be honest with you. It's just like, everyone now likes the baby.

• 49:02Speaker 01

  As a society.

• 49:03Speaker 03

  They like the baby version of stuff, not the real stuff.

• 49:06H. Foley?

  I-

• 49:06Speaker 01

  It's the TikTok version of baseball.

• 49:09Speaker 03

  It's AI, it's AI thinking for you. It's like, I don't want to think about ba- tell me when the, oh, some guy who couldn't, who couldn't make it on fucking minor leagues did a backflip. I know, I know when to clap.

• 49:19Speaker 01

  It's like slam ball.

• 49:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly. Slam ball is cool, but it's like slam ball stayed exactly where it was. A fun novelty on TNT.

• 49:26Speaker 01

  Spike TV or whatever.

• 49:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, on Spike TV that you can watch high. And by the way, if the Savannah Bananas were playing for like a couple hundred people, this is, it's not their fault. I feel bad for these guys.

• 49:35H. Foley?

  That's what I was gonna say.

• 49:36Speaker 03

  It seems like a fun gig if you're a guy who's-

• 49:38H. Foley?

  I respect him, don't want to throw shade at him.

• 49:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I, it's not the guy's fault that like society, it's almost like podcasting. It's not our fault, it's not our fault, it's not our fault that we've become like media figures, you know what I mean? Like, but-

• 49:53Speaker 01

  Thanks to the good folks out there.

• 49:54Speaker 03

  But we still are ruining society, just like the Savannah Bananas.

• 49:57Speaker 01

  We're bringing them together.

• 49:57H. Foley?

  I don't want to, I don't want to throw shade at them. They all, they all seem like cool guys. I get it.

• 50:01Speaker 03

  If they left the burger on a plate, you'd eat it. We get it.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  Of, oh, yeah.

• 50:05Speaker 01

  Some of them are steaming.

• 50:06Speaker 03

  I know, shout out, one, I, I shot a movie in Savannah and, uh, uh, some of the Savannah, I did a show and a guy from the Savannah Bananas came and I was ripping them for 10 minutes.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:16Speaker 03

  And shout out to that guy. Sorry about that, man. You were a good sport about it.

• 50:20H. Foley?

  Anything with a choreographed dance, I'm out.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  I hate a choreographed dance. You know what I really hate too? At the weddings when they choreographed the dances. You're just like, what are you doing?

• 50:30Speaker 03

  I know, it's so performative.

• 50:31H. Foley?

  When the bridal party comes in and does a thing and then-

• 50:35Speaker 01

  That's okay. I get what you're saying. That's okay.

• 50:37H. Foley?

  And then, and then a, and then, and then a, a chick and a dude who don't even know each other, they try to do the wheelbarrow. He ends up slipping and fucking blowing his ACL and ruining the wedding. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. What are we doing?

• 50:50Speaker 03

  I think that if you do it for the express purpose of posting it, it's insane.

• 50:55Speaker 01

  Well, that's what it is now.

• 50:55Speaker 03

  But there used to be a thing where people just kind of did stuff for fun.

• 50:59Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 51:00Speaker 03

  Like if, if you're a corny ass family who likes to do like embarrassing bullshit like that in your private, great. If that's how you, if you have a little, you know, if you and your grandma do a little dance on Christmas, I don't give a fuck. But again, like the Savannah Bananas, that meant, that was meant for home movies. That was not meant to be on YouTube and like now everybody's trying to go viral.

• 51:19H. Foley?

  These guys are killing it though.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  They, they're doing good, but-

• 51:21H. Foley?

  Hacking them in.

• 51:21Speaker 01

  I really liked it, it's for like, is guys that maybe were pro before or didn't, couldn't go pro, they're like, they now get to have a job in base, for doing, but you know, playing baseballs.

• 51:31Speaker 03

  I just think we need to regulate it. It's gotten too big.

• 51:35Speaker 03

  We cannot have people going to arenas to see the fucking Savannah Bananas.

• 51:39H. Foley?

  The family enjoys a nice night out. I get it. That's alright.

• 51:41Speaker 01

  It's also cheap, it's affordable.

• 51:42H. Foley?

  Personally for me.

• 51:44Speaker 01

  Well, that's actually, you know what? Everything under like 30 bucks.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  You're making a great point.

• 51:47Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 51:47Speaker 03

  That, that foot, like sports has completely gotten away from like the average person and it is fucked up. Like, I, like when you go, with the, the one game like the Knicks lost in the finals, it was like, it was like all these fucking fi- you know, cause I went to a, I went to a playoff game and it's like, you go during the, the year and it's so fun. It's like, you know, it's still pretty expensive. It's New York, but you got a lot of regular motherfuckers in there. You go to a playoff game, it's guys in fucking vests who work in fucking finance, who could spend two grand on fucking SeatGeek or whatever the fuck. So I respect the Savannah Bananas for that. Sports in general needs to be, there needs to be a cap. There needs to be like, tickets cannot be fucking a thousand dollars for people

• 52:29Speaker 03

  go take their families and shit out. So that's a good point. Major League Sports has fucked us and the Savannah Bananas have come in through the populist economic model.

• 52:37H. Foley?

  I just can't watch-

• 52:38Speaker 03

  Even though, even though the baseball sucks dick.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  I don't even know what that means.

• 52:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:42H. Foley?

  I just can't, I can't-

• 52:44Speaker 01

  I just want to be in one of Stavvy's, uh, political Twitter videos.

• 52:48Speaker 03

  That makes one of us. I love when you go do something and they're like-

• 52:53H. Foley?

  I don't want to be sitting at the Gulag when Stavvy takes over.

• 52:56Speaker 03

  Dude, you go, I do these fucking like non comedy podcasts. They're like, we can't wait to talk about, it was Tony, the special, tires. Every clip is the one thing I'm like, oh, you know, that was a fun interview. They asked me two annoying questions, but, and they're like, okay, the two annoying questions, we're chopping up and fucking posting them a hundred times. And they go viral because all people want to do online is argue.

• 53:17Speaker 01

  Argue, yeah. If you think your two liter opinion's not going viral, you got another ticket.

• 53:21Speaker 03

  This is what I want to go vi- this is the kind of debate, I, if Pierce Morgan had a two liter segment instead of an Israel Palestine segment, I'd be there.

• 53:30H. Foley?

  Pierce Bronson. Pierce Morgan.

• 53:33Speaker 01

  Charles Bronson.

• 53:34Speaker 03

  No, no, Pierce Br-

• 53:36H. Foley?

  Pierce Bronson you're talking about.

• 53:37Speaker 03

  You actually just folied him. You come, you came up with an older reference than Pierce Brosnan.

• 53:41H. Foley?

  Who's Pierce Morgan?

• 53:42Speaker 03

  Pierce Morgan is a guy, he's like a, a news guy. He has, he also these like debates.

• 53:47H. Foley?

  Well, so do these things. You talking about Graham Norton? Cause I love him.

• 53:50Speaker 03

  No, I am not. That's just a different British guy. But Graham Norton's show is cool. Yeah.

• 53:56Speaker 01

  Shout out to Eddie Izzard.

• 53:56Speaker 03

  Shout out to Graham Norton. His shows are, look fun as fuck. I would love to do those shows.

• 54:01H. Foley?

  Stavvy, baby, we're back.

• 54:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:03H. Foley?

  I always say that.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  He's all, those shows look fun. Totally, totally.

• 54:07H. Foley?

  Everyone's hanging out, we got a glass of wine, you got Harrison Ford, Tom Hardy, somebody else?

• 54:13Speaker 01

  You?

• 54:14H. Foley?

  Couldn't come up with a third celebrity?

• 54:17Speaker 01

  Of all celebrities.

• 54:18H. Foley?

  And it wasn't even a joke, it was just naming celebrities. God damn it. I love that Hella Mir.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  Huge titties, some, some very horrific opinions politically unfortunately. Not to turn this into the politics hour. You know how bad an opinion has to be for me to not like someone with huge tits?

• 54:34Speaker 01

  Bad.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  I was just trying to think of a huge tits joke between me and him and I just couldn't get there.

• 54:42H. Foley?

  Back to the Savannah Bananas, I just can't watch choreographed dancing. Otherwise, shout out to those guys. They're fucking killing it. They're giving people a fucking place to go and enjoy it. I'm all about it.

• 54:51Speaker 01

  It's, mine's a little more, I start questioning my-

• 54:54Speaker 03

  You can't dance.

• 54:54Speaker 01

  I can't dance, but I would, guys dancing makes my thing jump a little bit.

• 54:59H. Foley?

  Does it really?

• 55:01Speaker 03

  Hell yeah, dude.

• 55:02H. Foley?

  This guy sits right behind Pat Earl.

• 55:04Speaker 03

  Alright, let's take you to the Savannah Bananas. Let's put a fucking little, a little, some kind of like a blood pressure cuff around your cock and see, see if it moves.

• 55:13Speaker 01

  I'm joking, but the, the 1990s in me goes, I can't be watching this. You know what I mean?

• 55:17Speaker 03

  I see, I see, I see.

• 55:18H. Foley?

  I don't want to stereotype. As a Greek gentleman,

• 55:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:21H. Foley?

  how many mince do you feel is it acceptable for a single person to take as they're leaving a diner?

• 55:27Speaker 01

  And can you give us the unwrapped mint and the wrapped mint?

• 55:29H. Foley?

  And what's your, what's your thoughts on the-

• 55:31Speaker 03

  Wrapped is one, because you just don't want to be rummaging. Or I'm sorry, unwrapped is one, because you don't want to be rummaging.

• 55:36H. Foley?

  Now, are you talking about the soft ones that have the-

• 55:38Speaker 03

  Soft. But you got it, you take the little spoon, you put one and you keep moving.

• 55:42Speaker 01

  I'm a King Leo guy. You know King Leos?

• 55:44Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 55:45Speaker 01

  The brand.

• 55:46Speaker 03

  I say, I would say three absolute max.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  These, King Leos.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  I would say three max, two is fine, one you're a real ju- those are great. King Leos are great.

• 55:56Speaker 01

  The King Leos.

• 55:57H. Foley?

  Kevin Ryan.

• 55:57Speaker 03

  They are, they are-

• 55:59H. Foley?

  No, no, please.

• 56:01Speaker 03

  This is what, uh, they are an incredible texture. They melt in your mouth. They're not too hard, but they have, they're, they kind of bridge the gap between the little one, the spoon and the general peppermint. I, that's a great call. Shout out to King Leo.

• 56:13H. Foley?

  I'm like really proud of you. I swear to God.

• 56:17Speaker 01

  I mean, all the things I've accomplished.

• 56:19H. Foley?

  You just really impressed me.

• 56:20Speaker 03

  He's not kidding. In his eyes, you can see it.

• 56:22H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  Foley's an incredible actor, but this is the most genuine I've ever seen him.

• 56:27H. Foley?

  This is almost like the time that you, uh, that you, that you were eating frozen peppermint patties. Remember that?

• 56:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:32H. Foley?

  That was like one of my proudest moments of y'all.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  I fuck, this is why I love Foley. This is what matters to him.

• 56:37H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 56:38Speaker 03

  Like truly, this just healed like your relationship 10%.

• 56:41H. Foley?

  When we, when we connect-

• 56:43Speaker 01

  Not the times I bailed him on a bankruptcy.

• 56:44Speaker 03

  No, no, literally not. I'm not kidding. That does not matter to him. It's good candy that he hasn't thought about in a while. You reminding him of a candy he likes, but does, doesn't end at the top of his mind? That's more important than bailing him out.

• 56:57Speaker 01

  Well, you know what, big guy? Getting a pound of a, a pound, a one pound bag delivered here. We're gonna keep them in stock. King Leos when you come and go.

• 57:05Speaker 03

  We had them sent to your apartment, but your landlord Ian confiscated them. And he says until you pay him back rent, he's having all the King Leos.

• 57:13H. Foley?

  Can you give me Saltwater Taffy too? You fucking piece of shit.

• 57:17Speaker 01

  This guy pushes it. It's never enough for this guy.

• 57:21H. Foley?

  King Leos, huh?

• 57:22Speaker 01

  King Leo man.

• 57:23H. Foley?

  You're alright.

• 57:26H. Foley?

  I fucking love this guy.

• 57:27Speaker 01

  It's crazy the amount I've done for him. This is the only time he's expressed true gratitude. It's insane.

• 57:33Speaker 03

  But you know what?

• 57:33H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying though, right? That's a pull and a half.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  It is, but also this is where that, all that gratitude is filtered in.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  I, he knows, he can't say I love you, so he has to like-

• 57:42Speaker 03

  He can't say thank you for stopping me from completely ruining my life. So he's like, those are good mince.

• 57:48H. Foley?

  Did I ever tell you the peppermint patty story?

• 57:50Speaker 03

  That's broad discourse. What's that?

• 57:50H. Foley?

  Did I ever tell you the peppermint patty story?

• 57:52Speaker 03

  No, please.

• 57:52H. Foley?

  He was down the shore during COVID and he found a bag of peppermint patties in the freezer and he used to have them.

• 57:59Speaker 01

  Great story. More than 11.

• 58:01H. Foley?

  Great story.

• 58:03Speaker 01

  You should tell that on Graham Norton.

• 58:04H. Foley?

  I never knew that he liked peppermint patties. The story, you, the fact that you fra-.

• 58:09Speaker 01

  You know what's crazy? Sometimes you go.

• 58:11H. Foley?

  You have one a day.

• 58:12Speaker 01

  You go, he's a comedic genius. He's the funniest guy in the world. And then other times, he hits you with that story and you go, I don't think you've ever done this before.

• 58:19Speaker 03

  Well, the, the beauty of Foley, I mean, you're, you're such a great, like, you're an incredible performer. Like, you can inhabit.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 58:25Speaker 03

  Like on tires, that was the most fun we were, we were shooting together.

• 58:27H. Foley?

  Yeah, we had a good time.

• 58:28Speaker 03

  We had, we had a real, like, uh, like the spy versus spy, white, blacks, but we were like, and I, I do, I don't know if I said this on this, but me and the, when Ty, when we were just coming up with the character, cause like, you know how tires is, dude, we have scripts, but. I, I think it was, was you, were you on season one or two?

• 58:45H. Foley?

  Two.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  I remember me and McKeever being like, fuck, we need to, it was like a plot thing where we were like, we need, oh, I guess I should be on the phone call. And I was like, and we were like, it's gotta be like a scumbag. It's gotta be somebody that's like my nemesis. And I was like. Foley.

• 58:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:00Speaker 03

  Immediately I was to McKeever, I was like, don't even try and cast anybody else. And he was like, why would I? You're so fucking right. And you came in and crushed it. And then we had, we talked about.

• 59:09H. Foley?

  I'm gonna start crying.

• 59:10Speaker 03

  We had, remember, remember.

• 59:11H. Foley?

  I am a scumbag.

• 59:12Speaker 03

  Yeah. Remember the, the like, the, we, did we talk about on the last one, we were, we were talking about fat shit around THC, Thomas Hady Church. That was so fucking funny.

• 59:20H. Foley?

  We hadn't even met him yet.

• 59:21Speaker 03

  We hadn't met him. We were just complete, everyone was gone. It was like, he was sitting in a corner, so he couldn't really leave. And it was Foley on the couch, me in the desk.

• 59:28H. Foley?

  He was dressed as George Washington as well.

• 59:30Speaker 03

  Yeah. Shane left, fucking McKeever left. And me and Foley were just talking about like hoagies or some bullshit.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  You know, I like the mini nerds. They're like, Jesus.

• 59:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:39H. Foley?

  Which, we're gonna annoy Kevin.

• 59:41Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 59:41H. Foley?

  Cause I was told I wasn't allowed to talk about it anymore.

• 59:43Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 59:45H. Foley?

  Due to a cease and desist order from the Burger King corporate.

• 59:47Speaker 01

  No, you weren't allowed to talk about it. We're not allowed to just start off family episodes. This is the perfect time to bring it up.

• 59:53Speaker 03

  Okay, we will, okay, go ahead. What do you have for me?

• 59:55H. Foley?

  I wanted, you had mentioned something out there.

• 59:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 59:58H. Foley?

  That you had noticed that another famous, delicious, American institution had kind of butchered something.

• 1:00:06Speaker 03

  Right. Wendy, well, so first of all, everything that's wrong with Amer- I mean, you really are making me fucking go socialist right now. Everything wrong with America is private equity. Like all these companies buy, nobody had, like, it used to be, Wendy, we're talking about Wendy's here, right?

• 1:00:20H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:20Speaker 03

  Specifically, they've completely fucked the lettuce on the spicy chicken sandwich. They've made it, they have done cost cutting shredded lettuce. It sucks. They've done other shit that's wrong with it.

• 1:00:29H. Foley?

  Oh, they're not the piece anymore?

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  Not the piece.

• 1:00:31H. Foley?

  Cause they kind of have that, it's a little rustic.

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  Exactly. They lost that.

• 1:00:35H. Foley?

  They have that, the branch of the, of the lettuce.

• 1:00:36Speaker 03

  And a nice fat chunk of fucking tomato too. Anyway.

• 1:00:40H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 1:00:40Speaker 03

  Purchased by.

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  Try the lettuce, stinks.

• 1:00:42H. Foley?

  No, what are you talking about?

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Purchased by private equity. Cause what happens is.

• 1:00:46Speaker 01

  Wendy's was bought by private equity?

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  Every fast food basically has been, dude.

• 1:00:49Speaker 01

  Well, I thought, I knew they'd been at King, yeah.

• 1:00:51H. Foley?

  Well, you can still get to the CEO and convince him to change things.

• 1:00:54Speaker 03

  No, cause no.

• 1:00:56H. Foley?

  I really have faith in this guy at Burger King that, listen, man.

• 1:00:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:00:59H. Foley?

  Just fucking email me and we'll talk this the fuck out.

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's gonna email you.

• 1:01:03H. Foley?

  But it used to be. I care that much, dude. Hit me the fuck up.

• 1:01:05Speaker 03

  You, a guy who loved making chicken sandwiches, used to fucking run a restaurant and try and make a good living and make the best chicken sandwiches.

• 1:01:13H. Foley?

  Dave Thomas?

• 1:01:14Speaker 03

  Now, exactly, literally shout out to Dave Thomas. Now, some dickhead in a suit is like, oh, they're fucking, oh, if we, um, fire all their employees and replace them with fucking kiosks and took the shredded lettuce out and did this and fucking blah, blah, blah, and made the bread shittier, we could make fucking 10% more. And everyone will hate it. No one will be happy.

• 1:01:32Speaker 01

  They'll get used to it.

• 1:01:33H. Foley?

  When it comes in.

• 1:01:34Speaker 03

  Or we just kill the company and fucking sell it for parts and whatever the fuck. Like, they're fucking vultures and pieces of shit.

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. We need to sell this thing for parts, dude. I can get a decent penny for it.

• 1:01:44H. Foley?

  I told you that we shouldn't be organ donors. We should be organ salesmen. When you die, you should be able to sell your organs on the open market. But.

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  And so Wendy's and we were talking Jersey Mike's. Jersey Mike's, the decline has just started and that's a shame because they're, they are a great chain. They have been bought by fucking private equity. I guar- watch what happens over the next couple of years. Jersey Mike's will be fucking subway level type shit.

• 1:02:06H. Foley?

  See, this kind of stuff with the, not that we get political at all.

• 1:02:10Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:02:11H. Foley?

  The kind, this, this kind of stuff, I'm in because these kind of things.

• 1:02:15Speaker 03

  These is how you, these affect you.

• 1:02:16H. Foley?

  The fabric of our country, which made us cool.

• 1:02:20Speaker 03

  Made us cool and good. The, uh, sports is another thing, dude. Now all these fucking billionaires are paying like seven billion dollars. The Lakers just sold for 11 billion dollars to a Kushner. Like, that, those motherfuckers don't real, it, uh, it used to be a family business. It used to be like someone in the community. That shit's fucking cool. Now it's fucking Epstein Island guys. And I don't, you know what I mean? It's like, they're like, that's who's buying sports teams now. No, that's truly who it is, dude.

• 1:02:42H. Foley?

  We were just talking about lettuce.

• 1:02:43Speaker 03

  I mean, no disrespect. I think the Philly owner, don't, don't Google Philly owner Epstein. That's all I'm saying.

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  Of the Phillies?

• 1:02:50Speaker 03

  Of the Sixers, I believe. Do a little, can you, uh?

• 1:02:52H. Foley?

  Hey, we just called LeBron James. Give us a break.

• 1:02:54Speaker 03

  I know, you guys are fucking, I mean, the team is gonna be awesome this year. Completely fleece the fucking dumbass Celtics. And LeBron coming is so, LeBron taking a helicopter from Brooklyn to fucking Philly practice every day is gonna be so funny. Um, do we got anything there? Look, I don't wanna be, uh, don't be sued for.

• 1:03:09Speaker 01

  Josh Harris and Epstein had some emails going back and forth, 2016-ish. Not great.

• 1:03:15H. Foley?

  They could have been talking about Burger King.

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  Go.

• 1:03:18H. Foley?

  They could have been griping about the chili or losing the salad bar at Wendy's. You don't know what they said.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  This guy, listen, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, for comedy purposes. This guy's a quack, by the way.

• 1:03:30Speaker 03

  I'm a fucking piece of shit.

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  This guy's trying to sink this ship.

• 1:03:33Speaker 03

  I'm trying to, yeah. Watch Uncle Stav. If you love, if you love fast food and you hate that the billionaire class has ruined our fast food sandwiches, watch Uncle Stav.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  Watch Uncle Stav.

• 1:03:43Speaker 03

  Right now. You are a, we are kindred spirits.

• 1:03:45H. Foley?

  That, that is, you know.

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  That's how we're winning you.

• 1:03:48H. Foley?

  We don't like to get political at all, but that is a valid point, man. It's like, some of those things, we gotta keep.

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  That's everything, Foley.

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  But also like, let's.

• 1:03:56H. Foley?

  You know how I feel about Burger King and Pepsi, right? Kevin? Stavvy, do you know my theory on this?

• 1:04:01Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 1:04:02H. Foley?

  The country is, the country is cooler when Burger King is number one and Pepsi is number one.

• 1:04:06Speaker 03

  That's interesting. I, that, this is.

• 1:04:08H. Foley?

  And you can look at it, you can look at it.

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  This is why you're the man.

• 1:04:10H. Foley?

  You can look at it historically.

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  You've been saying dumb bullshit this whole hour. And you say one of the most profound statements I've ever heard in my life.

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  And his defenses has been one of his staunch, all he like really staunch opinions.

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  This is beautiful.

• 1:04:23Speaker 01

  He's come up with on his own.

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  And I love this.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  Throughout the whole theme of AYJ.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  Here's why that is. Cause they're the underdog corporations. And what that is, is they have to get creative. And when they're number one, that means the legacy number one, McDonald's and Coke, they gotta fucking, they gotta, they gotta start, put a little pep on their step. And so that's the stuff that.

• 1:04:42H. Foley?

  There's no one biting at your heels.

• 1:04:43Speaker 03

  Exact, nipping at their heels. That's a great one. Again, it's also when an underdog wins, everything is cooler and feels better. So when they're Rocky, the Knicks this year.

• 1:04:51Speaker 01

  But isn't that all cyclical? And this is like a little bit, but like, you know, the.

• 1:04:54H. Foley?

  But it hasn't been. The cycle has been broken and it may be because of what, what, what, what our, our, our, our communist friend is talking about.

• 1:05:01Speaker 03

  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  I'm fucking Ed Nig.

• 1:05:04Speaker 03

  I have an earpiece, Mom Donnie's telling me what to say right now.

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  Fucking Ed Nig.

• 1:05:07Speaker 03

  He's like, here's how I'm gonna win over these fat idiots. Tell them they're ruining their Wendy's chicken sandwiches.

• 1:05:13Speaker 01

  Don't tell my mom you know them.

• 1:05:16H. Foley?

  Give us over, we're wearing all gray.

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  You got the fucking Mandarin collar. You're fucking dressed like Mao Zedong.

• 1:05:24H. Foley?

  I've had those.

• 1:05:26Speaker 01

  But, but also there, because all of these things start to suck. And that, but this has been the same thing with art and kind of anything that like, the, the, the, the status quo starts to suck. So people start, there has been so many more pop-ups of pizza shops, of fucking artisanal burger, like the guys doing the stuff on a smaller level that then grow, that then creates.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:05:47Speaker 01

  And that, you know, and people, there's been such a focus on more homegrown, because all of these things now suck.

• 1:05:53Speaker 03

  Exactly. And, and yeah, and that's, that is the only, that's the silver lining.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  Creativity and new, yeah, of course.

• 1:05:58H. Foley?

  I have the perfect point on this.

• 1:05:59Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:06:00H. Foley?

  Of what Stavvy's saying. And you can look at this, this is an opinion, this is fact, lady.

• 1:06:04Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:06:04H. Foley?

  All right, this is fucking.

• 1:06:05Speaker 03

  Hit me with it is with it, Foley.

• 1:06:07H. Foley?

  Is. I didn't realize it until now, but I witnessed this exact situation happen in the middle of last, the beginning of last summer.

• 1:06:17Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:06:17H. Foley?

  Now, I was an active addiction and going through a lot at the time.

• 1:06:20Speaker 01

  Bad time to pull a.

• 1:06:21H. Foley?

  And I, I really leaned on a specific order from McDonald's in my youth cycle to quote unquote, as I called it, put me to bed.

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  Love it.

• 1:06:32H. Foley?

  It was two daily doubles and it was a 10-piece chicken McNugget with a large fry, a soda and two of the blueberry and cream pies. Which, by the way, thank you Popeyes for doing the fruit and cream pie, which caused McDonald's to put the apple on hold and do fruit and cream pies.

• 1:06:49Speaker 03

  That's interesting.

• 1:06:49H. Foley?

  Cause they are phenomenal. If you leave in the microwave overnight, they're fantastic.

• 1:06:53Speaker 03

  That I'm, that I'm willing to, there's plenty of preservatives and whatever the fuck filling that's fine, that's fine.

• 1:06:58H. Foley?

  So here's what I'm saying. Last summer.

• 1:07:01Speaker 03

  And I love that, by the way, Foley, really nice order.

• 1:07:03H. Foley?

  Thanks, pal.

• 1:07:04Speaker 03

  Really good stuff.

• 1:07:05H. Foley?

  I've learned to appreciate the McDonald's fry to such a degree in my older age that I feel like.

• 1:07:10Speaker 03

  Your ratios are unbelievable there too. You really nailed fry to chicken to burger.

• 1:07:14Speaker 01

  I gotta be honest, smaller than I anticipated. I thought that was gonna go on for another 15 seconds. Proud, quite proud.

• 1:07:20H. Foley?

  Well, usually.

• 1:07:20Speaker 03

  We had it every day.

• 1:07:21H. Foley?

  You, you, no, it would be a cycle of like every fifth day of the, of the, of the youth cycle.

• 1:07:28Speaker 03

  When fat junkies, I mean, literally dude, I, you're saying this, that's the happiest I am is when I'm doing shit like this.

• 1:07:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:34Speaker 03

  I really miss it. Like even, I have been on like theater tours. I've been watching a movie that I have no business in, like, being in, and I, it's the happiness I get being fucked up and having a fucking, having two burger, two burgers and fucking 20 nuggies come in, dude. Doesn't match it. I'm literally happier.

• 1:07:54H. Foley?

  Nothing to do the next day, knowing that you could just sleep on the couch and fucking let the world pass you by.

• 1:07:59Speaker 03

  And I've always said this too, the happiest I've ever been is the like 30 minutes to two hours, depending on how fucked up you are, between what you ate, what you ate and it hitting you.

• 1:08:10H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:11Speaker 03

  You know, like that, when you still feel invisible, I'm sorry, I cut you off.

• 1:08:13H. Foley?

  No, no, no.

• 1:08:14Speaker 03

  You're making me, you're, you're fucking, I'm about to fucking.

• 1:08:16H. Foley?

  When those preservatives catch up to you and that fucking dopamine starts dropping.

• 1:08:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your blood, you can feel your blood slow down. You can feel.

• 1:08:25Speaker 01

  Coagulating inside you.

• 1:08:29H. Foley?

  So around this time of, of last summer, um, Burger, McDonald, Burger King was kind of making a little bit of a move. I don't know if they were going through a slight regime change, as you could say, um, or what.

• 1:08:43Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:08:43H. Foley?

  But McDonald's hit us with what they call the McDonald's gold sauce.

• 1:08:48Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:08:48H. Foley?

  Which I've talked about. It was.

• 1:08:54H. Foley?

  It was like when you see a beautiful woman that you're seeing for the first time, but there's something familiar about her. Where she feels like you were in love in a past life.

• 1:09:03Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:09:04H. Foley?

  That's what it was like. It was phenomenal.

• 1:09:05Speaker 03

  In the medieval times, you were, you both worked on the same mill and you fell in love and you, you finger popped her under a cobblestone street or bot, I guess you can't do it under a cobblestone street. Uh, somewhere under a nice fucking, god damn it, I'm fucking this up. I made fun of you for not being able to pull a third celebrity blanket.

• 1:09:22H. Foley?

  You had me at finger pop. So don't worry about it.

• 1:09:24Speaker 03

  Under a thatched roof. Go ahead.

• 1:09:29H. Foley?

  Then McDonald's pulled ahead. Gold sauce went away very quickly.

• 1:09:35Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 1:09:35H. Foley?

  And you know what they're hitting us with now? They're trying to come at me with a shitty Caesar dressing dip.

• 1:09:42Speaker 03

  Bullshit.

• 1:09:43H. Foley?

  Are you fucking kidding me?

• 1:09:44Speaker 03

  Pissing me the fuck off.

• 1:09:45H. Foley?

  Are you kidding me? Stavvy, make me a Caesar dressing at, at home in five minutes. What, what are you putting in it?

• 1:09:52Speaker 03

  I, I'll be honest with you, I'm not.

• 1:09:53H. Foley?

  You're doing an egg, you're doing it.

• 1:09:54Speaker 03

  You're doing an egg, you do some fucking fresh cheese, maybe anchovy. It's, it's, and it's the kind of stuff that is so good, fresh. Don't fucking try it.

• 1:10:02H. Foley?

  What are you doing?

• 1:10:02Speaker 03

  It's gonna be too chemically, it's gonna be too sciency if you try and mass produce it.

• 1:10:07Speaker 01

  There's no, no love in it.

• 1:10:07H. Foley?

  I tell you what, Burger King starts putting the fucking heat on them, that fucking Caesar's gonna go away in two seconds and that gold sauce will be fucking bad.

• 1:10:13Speaker 03

  I missed the, I missed the entire gold sauce era. Really? I did not get any gold sauce, I'm fucking pissed. I, I definitely did a little McDonald's, but I typically, I don't know, I've been going like more ethnic cuisines when I'm, when I'm going buck wild.

• 1:10:26Speaker 01

  Shout out to it.

• 1:10:26Speaker 03

  A lot of Chinese, a lot of Korean, a lot of sushi, a lot of, I mean, su, you wanna talk about? I've been, I've put in sushi orders that as a boy I could never dream of. You know what I mean?

• 1:10:37H. Foley?

  I know, it's crazy.

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  The amount of money I've been like, except for just like a kind of not that filling meal, just to be a complete piece of shit. But still, it's fucking awesome.

• 1:10:46H. Foley?

  To get to the point of feeling, oh my god, what did I do with sushi?

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  It's good, yeah.

• 1:10:51H. Foley?

  It's a real long, it's a marathon.

• 1:10:53Speaker 03

  It's a mar, well you gotta throw.

• 1:10:54H. Foley?

  To get sick to your stomach from eating sushi.

• 1:10:56Speaker 03

  There's gonna be some tempura involved in that.

• 1:10:58H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 1:10:58Speaker 03

  There's gonna be some dumplings involved in that.

• 1:11:00H. Foley?

  I love a veggie tempura.

• 1:11:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:02H. Foley?

  Give me a fucking deep fried fucking sweet potato with fucking panko on it.

• 1:11:05Speaker 03

  Yes, sir.

• 1:11:05H. Foley?

  And some of that yozo sauce.

• 1:11:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:07H. Foley?

  Talk to me.

• 1:11:08Speaker 01

  Yo, yo.

• 1:11:10Speaker 03

  But yes.

• 1:11:10H. Foley?

  What's up?

• 1:11:11Speaker 03

  Uh, uh.

• 1:11:12Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  He hit us with a what's up?

• 1:11:14Speaker 01

  Dude, he's been sneaking it in the conversation and it's been missing.

• 1:11:17Speaker 03

  He's got a Budweiser deal?

• 1:11:17Speaker 01

  It's been missing like crazy, we gotta wrap it up anyway.

• 1:11:20Speaker 03

  Well, you know what's funny is that it would hit, it's just that, that speaks to like your timing being off. Cause what's up hits, you know what I mean? If you do it just right.

• 1:11:28H. Foley?

  But you really. I'm not doing it without my gold sauce.

• 1:11:30Speaker 03

  What was the, can you just, can we talk about the flavor? I know we have to wrap up, but I would love to talk about the.

• 1:11:34H. Foley?

  I couldn't really describe it.

• 1:11:35Speaker 01

  Luke, can you get a gold sauce, uh, description, please? For Mr. Help You.

• 1:11:39Speaker 03

  A flavor profile.

• 1:11:39H. Foley?

  I think it was.

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  Hey Luke, you make, uh, what a doctor makes a year, look up, look up gold sauce for our esteemed guest.

• 1:11:45Speaker 03

  Oh dude, I'm so mad, I think about, Eldis makes more than the WNBA max.

• 1:11:51Speaker 01

  Which is what, by the way?

• 1:11:52Speaker 03

  Well, actually, they upped it recently, so maybe not, but he was doing, until a couple of years ago.

• 1:11:56H. Foley?

  I think it was more a response to what Chick-fil-A's doing with their, with their sauce. And also Chick-fil-A, you get a bottle of that. You gotta, you can get a bottle.

• 1:12:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's alright.

• 1:12:06Speaker 03

  Chick-fil-A is, I just, I really, they got me hook, line and sinker, I just love what they're doing over there.

• 1:12:12Speaker 01

  They're, they're steadfast.

• 1:12:13H. Foley?

  Who, Chick-fil-A? The Chick-fil-A Nugget Tray.

• 1:12:16Speaker 03

  It's unbelievable.

• 1:12:17H. Foley?

  Come on, if you're having a christening without the Chick-fil-A Nugget Tray, that kid's gonna end up in.

• 1:12:20Speaker 01

  Are you even white trash?

• 1:12:21H. Foley?

  That kid's gonna end up in hell.

• 1:12:23Speaker 01

  What do you got, Luke?

• 1:12:24Speaker 05

  The McDonald's Special Edition Gold Sauce is a creamy, tangy blend of vinegar-y, North Carolina-style barbecue sauce infused with notes of honey, smoke, and mustard.

• 1:12:33Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 1:12:34Speaker 01

  So it's like a barbecue honey mustard?

• 1:12:36H. Foley?

  That's a guy working.

• 1:12:37Speaker 03

  That's interesting.

• 1:12:38H. Foley?

  That's a guy working. Burger King can keep the fucking, their feet to the fire, that gold sauce will come back, and what we were saying outside, that, that, that I'm allowed to talk about in front of certain people?

• 1:12:47Speaker 03

  Sure. You know what I mean? We were also saying, we need to do like a special Patreon.

• 1:12:50Speaker 01

  Get off of me.

• 1:12:51Speaker 03

  We need to do a quarterly Patreon fast food roundup, Foley. You need to come over, we need to get fat.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, there'll be three of those before you both die.

• 1:12:59H. Foley?

  And nobody wants it. For, for the people.

• 1:13:03H. Foley?

  Let me tell you what Burger King's problem is.

• 1:13:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:05H. Foley?

  You bite into a Whopper Junior, everything comes out.

• 1:13:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:08H. Foley?

  And I'll tell you why. It's the pickles.

• 1:13:10Speaker 03

  Mmm.

• 1:13:10H. Foley?

  It's your pickles, man. Hit me the fuck up and let's get this country back on track.

• 1:13:16Speaker 03

  Thinner pickle?

• 1:13:18H. Foley?

  I think we have to go like what, what, what Kevin said, is, is everything is becoming farm to table or ga.

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:13:24H. Foley?

  Get, give me a real pickle.

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:13:26H. Foley?

  Let's get better pickles.

• 1:13:28Speaker 03

  Let's get back.

• 1:13:29H. Foley?

  That, that don't, that don't rip.

• 1:13:30Speaker 03

  Country cut, maybe a, maybe like a rougher cut? Give us some ridges?

• 1:13:33H. Foley?

  Dude, hit me with a crinkle cut, fucking bread.

• 1:13:35Speaker 03

  Crinkle cut.

• 1:13:36H. Foley?

  Hit me with a crinkle cut bread and butter pickle?

• 1:13:38Speaker 01

  Never.

• 1:13:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:39Speaker 01

  They're never gonna do that. They'd lose fifty million dollars a year.

• 1:13:43Speaker 03

  But it's not about, see, you're a dirty capitalist pig.

• 1:13:46H. Foley?

  No, Kevin's for the people.

• 1:13:48Speaker 03

  Me and Foley are saying, fuck corporate profits.

• 1:13:50Speaker 01

  I'm not saying, I'm not saying I would do it, I'm saying they would never do that.

• 1:13:53H. Foley?

  You can't say that about this man.

• 1:13:54Speaker 01

  They would never do that.

• 1:13:55H. Foley?

  He's not all dollars and cents, he's about quality.

• 1:13:57Speaker 03

  You're telling me and Foley to get our heads out of the clouds.

• 1:13:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, you, yeah, you're screaming at the weather. These guys are like, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 1:14:03H. Foley?

  Take them down, they are not the weather. Kevin agrees with us.

• 1:14:06Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:14:06H. Foley?

  He wants the same things as us.

• 1:14:08Speaker 03

  You have quitters, a quitters mentality. Join the rev, join the beast revolution.

• 1:14:12Speaker 01

  You guys are yelling, new pickles, go make your own fucking burger.

• 1:14:15Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:14:15Speaker 01

  That's what I do.

• 1:14:16Speaker 03

  I see, I see, I see.

• 1:14:17Speaker 01

  Go make your own burger with whatever pickles you like, for the people that like your pickles.

• 1:14:20Speaker 03

  But not everybody's in the position that me and Foley are.

• 1:14:22Speaker 01

  You guys are slaves.

• 1:14:23H. Foley?

  And, no, no, no.

• 1:14:23Speaker 03

  Me and Foley, you, me and Foley want people that don't have undeserved podcast millions to get nice pickles.

• 1:14:29H. Foley?

  The one thing we can never do.

• 1:14:31Speaker 03

  Million?

• 1:14:32H. Foley?

  Kevin, the one thing, the one thing Stavvy.

• 1:14:34Speaker 03

  Tied up in a mortgage?

• 1:14:36Speaker 01

  How you doing?

• 1:14:37H. Foley?

  Listen, the one thing Stavvy and I can never do.

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:40H. Foley?

  Is touch the hearts of Americans the way McDonald's and Burger King.

• 1:14:43Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 1:14:44H. Foley?

  Because they have like a fifty year head start.

• 1:14:46Speaker 01

  Not with that mentality, you're never gonna do it.

• 1:14:47H. Foley?

  That's, so what do we do? That's what we knew.

• 1:14:49Speaker 03

  You guys are losers. Do we change them from within?

• 1:14:50Speaker 01

  You guys are fucking losers.

• 1:14:51Speaker 03

  Do we get jobs at McDonald's and Burger King and change them from the beginning?

• 1:14:54H. Foley?

  Shoot, shoot, shoot me a fucking email, and the three of us, maybe me, you, we'll bring Kipian, can sit down and fucking straighten this out.

• 1:15:00Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:15:01H. Foley?

  Alright, I got two words for you. Burger buddies, bring them back. Lose the fucking pickles. Get, oh, oh, by the way, for every fast food place, stop with the fucking crispy jalapenos. Nobody gives a fuck. And stop putting crispy onions on your sandwich.

• 1:15:14Speaker 03

  Come on, come on, come on, come on.

• 1:15:15H. Foley?

  Check out Stavvy.

• 1:15:16Speaker 03

  Come on, come on.

• 1:15:17H. Foley?

  On the new, on the new movie, Tony.

• 1:15:18Speaker 03

  Crispy jalapenos? You gotta, I was with you everywhere, they're not.

• 1:15:21H. Foley?

  The Texas Whopper.

• 1:15:22Speaker 01

  You guys would never last in corporate America.

• 1:15:25H. Foley?

  We'll work this out.

• 1:15:26Speaker 01

  You'll never last?

• 1:15:27H. Foley?

  We'll work it out.

• 1:15:27Speaker 03

  You're losers.

• 1:15:28H. Foley?

  We'll work it out.

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  Well, I think next week, literally, we have another episode where we're arguing Foley was, uh, forty-five minutes late to.

• 1:15:34H. Foley?

  I was a half hour late, I tell you.

• 1:15:36Speaker 01

  You keep saying a half hour, dude, add it up.

• 1:15:38H. Foley?

  I'm a pink guy.

• 1:15:38Speaker 03

  Oh, you did it?

• 1:15:39Speaker 01

  It was forty something minutes, it was fifty minutes.

• 1:15:41Speaker 03

  Oh, that's what this, that was a callback to an episode that hasn't happened yet for the most people.

• 1:15:46H. Foley?

  That's a very Tarantino move on us.

• 1:15:47Speaker 03

  That is, that is.

• 1:15:48H. Foley?

  Stavvy, brand new special, it's out right now, Uncle Stavvy on Netflix.

• 1:15:51Speaker 03

  Yes, sir. Uh, and also randomly, if you're in Mississauga, I'm doing a, a theater, like a big show, John Mulaney is headlining, Fred Armisen is there.

• 1:16:00H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 1:16:01Speaker 03

  James Austin Johnson. Uh, shout out to Mike Birbiglia for dropping out.

• 1:16:05H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 1:16:06Speaker 03

  And they needed someone last minute. And a lot of other people said no.

• 1:16:11Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:16:12H. Foley?

  I apologize, that got heated, got, got, got jumbled and all that kinda stuff.

• 1:16:17Speaker 03

  No, no, no, don't let.

• 1:16:17H. Foley?

  We were yelling at each other.

• 1:16:18Speaker 03

  Don't let Kevin's corporatist mentality.

• 1:16:20H. Foley?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:16:21Speaker 01

  You guys were ready to join me.

• 1:16:23H. Foley?

  This guy's hometown American.

• 1:16:24Speaker 01

  What are you talking about? I'm a podcast for the people, by the people.

• 1:16:29H. Foley?

  Listen.

• 1:16:29Speaker 01

  These guys are going, should we join McDonald's or Burger King? They don't care.

• 1:16:33Speaker 03

  Corrupt them from within.

• 1:16:34Speaker 01

  They just want those big corp, they want a golden parachute is what they're looking for.

• 1:16:37H. Foley?

  Listen, one thing I wanna say about Kevin James Ryan.

• 1:16:40Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:16:40H. Foley?

  He's a Main Street guy.

• 1:16:42Speaker 03

  You're right.

• 1:16:42H. Foley?

  Not a Wall Street guy, he's a Main Street guy. He cares about America. He, he's got a child, he's invested in the future of the country.

• 1:16:46Speaker 03

  That's true, that's true. And I want better pickles.

• 1:16:49Speaker 01

  He's about to ask me for money, if I'm being honest with you.

• 1:16:50Speaker 03

  I want better pickles.

• 1:16:51H. Foley?

  I'm better pickles for Burger King.

• 1:16:53Speaker 03

  All, all I want is better pickles for your child than for children everywhere. That's all.

• 1:16:57H. Foley?

  That's all we need.

• 1:16:57Speaker 03

  That's all we want.

• 1:16:58Speaker 01

  I'm gonna raise, I'm gonna raise my voice to go, hey, there's no pickles I want? I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go make my own pickles.

• 1:17:04Speaker 03

  A self-starter, alright.

• 1:17:05H. Foley?

  This, this goes back to my, assimilate, don't annihilate, baby.

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  Oh, uh, we can't get into that.

• 1:17:11Speaker 01

  I don't.

• 1:17:13Speaker 03

  That's, I would check where you found that.

• 1:17:16H. Foley?

  I read it on Farsight this morning. It was two caterpillars saying it. Dan, we love you, Are You Garbage special?

• 1:17:22Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:17:23H. Foley?

  September thirteenth, American garbage.

• 1:17:24Speaker 03

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 1:17:25H. Foley?

  We love you, and we'll see you there.

• 1:17:26Speaker 03

  Peace.