Giggling about hot dogs, hyrox, and camel toes

Paige has a new best friend and Hannah is never doing a hyrox. shop merch

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Hannah Berner?

  Sweater season is in full effect and Abercrombie is setting a new standard. Thanks to the quality fabrics like 100% cashmere wool blends and other natural fibers, I'm using this drop as permission to curate my entire fall wardrobe around sweaters, especially the World Net Cruise sweater. It's a classic silhouette that I can easily throw on and go or dress up for nights in the city. Outfit accordingly this season with Abercrombie. Shop in the app, online and in stores. I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 0:36Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 0:44Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 0:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:01Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:14Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts. You ignore it all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:39Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 1:44Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.

• 1:49Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 1:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:01Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:05Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You could check out the full terms in the app.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

  This episode is sponsored by the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel and Afegato. Lately, I've been realizing that luxury doesn't have to mean some huge splurge. Sometimes it's just taking a few minutes to yourself during a busy day. I have one of these moments, oh, I don't know, every day around 2 o'clock. Whether that's making a pick-me-up coffee or maybe I just need to scroll for a little bit on the couch. That's why I'm actually so excited about the new Hershey's Salted Caramel and Afegato Creme Bars available now. I absolutely love a treat-yourself moment in the middle of the day and this is a classic Hershey's Milk Chocolate layered with a Salted Caramel or Afegato Creme filling.

• 3:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So, it feels a little elevated while still being your favorite Hershey's chocolate. Pick up the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel or Afegato wherever you shop for snacks and choose happiness with every bite.

• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Gary, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:33Hannah Berner?

  Um, thank you, wait, I just, the thank you for giggling, I just started with the end.

• 3:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Perfect.

• 3:40Hannah Berner?

  Perfect, this is great. Um, you guys, we're doing the opposite of what we did last episode. We're now recording at 9:30 PM. We both had a day, we're smoking imaginary cigarettes. I'm like, I feel drunk.

• 3:54Paige DeSorbo?

  You always do this when you go out and socialize, you like.

• 3:59Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 4:01Hannah Berner?

  I was out and about, chatty Cathy-ing.

• 4:04Paige DeSorbo?

  You get like high just from the streets.

• 4:08Hannah Berner?

  Look, the streets keep me going, the streets is where I feel alive.

• 4:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like if you had a drinking problem, it'd be scary. Don't you think?

• 4:17Hannah Berner?

  Because I'm just high on life right now? No, I was, you would have hated me. I was bobbing around, but I was controlled. Like, for example, I was at this event for David Yurman and the Knicks and they were like giving money to kids from Brooklyn who have like, um, play basketball and they like played a game. But of course, I got too passionate in it and I was like yelling at the kids. I was like, "What is that defense?" Anyway, I didn't have to say. Paige's St. Jude Hannity is so comfortable and I'm wearing it right now and I love it. Um, so yeah, I just went to an event without you, you were supposed to come with me, I showed up alone. The, the best thing about that too is whenever I go somewhere without you, people will go, "Where's Paige?" I go, "Hi."

• 4:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Hi.

• 5:00Hannah Berner?

  I'm Hannah, I'm trying my best here. I know my other half isn't here.

• 5:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you meet Emmy Rossum?

• 5:07Hannah Berner?

  I have too much respect for Emmy Rossum.

• 5:11Hannah Berner?

  It was one of those like, okay, I'll acknowledge her with a drive-by, but I feel like committed, like I'm just going to keep walking. But as I made eye contact, we had a little moment where I think, I think she wanted to talk to me. But I'm also delusional.

• 5:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, can I give you a little tidbit of information?

• 5:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I asked her to come on In Bed with Paige DeSorbo, but her schedule was not, we were not aligning.

• 5:37Hannah Berner?

  The old schedule excuse.

• 5:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No sweat off my back, like I've asked so many people to come on In Bed with Paige DeSorbo that have been like, "Can't, no."

• 5:48Hannah Berner?

  Kim DeSorbo, Kim was like, "If you ask me one more time, I swear to God."

• 5:51Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm like, I never give it a second thought. I'm like, totally, like, doesn't, like, I'm not ever going to try and bug you, like, you said no, like, awesome. She said that she felt so badly that she asked for my address to send me like, like, I'm so sorry that I couldn't like come and do it. And I was like, "That is so nice."

• 6:14Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so she's an angel walking on this earth. See, she's an angel, her aura, like she, she's gorgeous. Like, her aura was so crazy that I was like, I don't want to inflict any of my messy energy onto her right now. So, I committed to like, I'm not going to try to talk to her. But then as I committed, she kind of looked at me like, "I know you." And then, but I'm like, I mean, I already committed to not talking to you and respecting your space. So, that was my story with Emmy Rossum. And then, oh, this like, older guy like complimented my outfit and you know, I love talking to an older man. And we're chatting, chatting, chatting, he's hilarious, he's funny, he's New York, love it. Well, he walks away, someone goes, "That's David Yurman."

• 6:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 7:00Hannah Berner?

  He's the most adorable New Yorker, me and him are like besties now. Everyone working there was like, "You just chatted with David Yurman for 40 minutes." And I was like, "That's my best friend, also remind me of my grandpa, so of course I got him."

• 7:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I was just going to say, he's like, I just looked it up, he's 83.

• 7:17Hannah Berner?

  Is he 83? He is, he has a pep in his step.

• 7:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, do you know that Martha Stewart's 85?

• 7:24Hannah Berner?

  Did she post on Instagram, "Should I post my nudes?" or was that AI?

• 7:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think that was her.

• 7:30Hannah Berner?

  Obsessed with her. Oh my God, I'm so obsessed with her.

• 7:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, okay.

• 7:35Hannah Berner?

  How are you? Oh.

• 7:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's get into it, yeah.

• 7:38Hannah Berner?

  I'm sitting at this basketball David Yurman event. And this guy is next to me, which I, I talked to David Yurman people, I said, "Never again, I can't be sitting next to a man."

• 7:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you talked to one already.

• 7:50Hannah Berner?

  I know, he said, "By the way, my girlfriend is a giggler." And I said, "Good, you, she has, she has good taste." And he said, "I do have to say," he's like, "I used to listen to Pardon My Take, which is a sports podcast." And I go, "So is mine, continue." I said, "Yeah, I know about sports podcasts, have you heard about the number one sports podcast?"

• 8:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You're not going to say that he switched over to Giggly Squad.

• 8:15Hannah Berner?

  Paige, Paige, he goes, "She listens to it every morning." And I'm like, "I'm obsessed with her." And he goes, "I, at first I didn't get it." He's like, "So they don't do segments?" And she's like, "No." And he's like, "Then how do they know what they're going to talk about?" And she's like, "You don't get it, okay?"

• 8:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Uh, ever had a conversation before, buddy?

• 8:35Hannah Berner?

  You don't have a PowerPoint in a normal conversation. Um, and he was like, "Then you guys look really funny, like not just for girls." He was like, "So, I listened to Pardon My Take, but now I also listen to Giggly Squad." And I was like, "Okay, well, at least you like sports podcasts, that's all we've learned from today."

• 8:53Paige DeSorbo?

  This is how much like I'm not in, I've never heard, I've never heard a single human say the phrase "Pardon my take."

• 9:03Hannah Berner?

  It's crazy algorithmically how it controls our lives. Like Dez will say something or I'll see something and he's like, "Yeah, that happened in the news last week." I'm like, "Well, it just became a meme and just hit my algorithm, so that's how I get my news."

• 9:17Hannah Berner?

  I don't see it until comics are making fun of it, that's when it hits me. Also, I just have to say, Paige goes, "We both look like we're in a Swedish prison." I said, "Excuse me?

• 9:27Hannah Berner?

  What, where did you get that reference? How many Swedish prisons have you been in? What are you, like, what?"

• 9:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I have this like memory where like, I don't know where I watched this documentary about like prisons in, I don't even know if it was like Sweden or Norway, one of the like, one of them. And it was, it was very IKEA.

• 9:49Hannah Berner?

  It was nice, no, it was nice.

• 9:51Paige DeSorbo?

  It was like, wait, that's.

• 9:55Hannah Berner?

  It's getting nicer than my college dorm room for sure.

• 9:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I was just about to be like, wait, that is so much nicer than my first apartment in New York City.

• 10:02Hannah Berner?

  You go, is that white oak? That's white oak.

• 10:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, so the chair is connected to the desk, which yeah, that makes, that makes all the sense in the world.

• 10:12Hannah Berner?

  Ikea Loki slabs. Ikea Swedish. I'm obsessed, obsessed with the Danes. Which isn't Swedish, but it's like in the same area.

• 10:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm just like, I'm dying to talk about Khloe.

• 10:24Hannah Berner?

  For her to

• 10:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:26Hannah Berner?

  For her to post

• 10:28Paige DeSorbo?

  The first?

• 10:28Hannah Berner?

  The first slide, the third slide, the eighth slide, the 10th slide, and then write BFF in capital letters. At first I was like, wow, this is, and I said, wait a second, she's coming for my throat.

• 10:39Paige DeSorbo?

  She sent me white, white roses to my home today with a card that said, no, we really are best friends. I'm gonna, I haven't sent you the picture of it yet because

• 10:49Hannah Berner?

  You knew it was gonna, you knew I was busy tonight and I couldn't emotionally handle it with the rubber bands. I didn't even comment.

• 10:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 10:58Hannah Berner?

  Cause I couldn't figure out the right thing to say in the comments that wasn't too jealous, but wasn't too nice.

• 11:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Can I tell you something? I was looking at her at one point and I go, and in my head, I was like, Hannah could be this hair color.

• 11:11Hannah Berner?

  Well, then people were tagging me. They're like, oh, we thought this was you. I'm like, and it's not.

• 11:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and I hate to come on the pod and like every time we meet a celebrity be like, no, seriously, like they're so nice. And they're just like, oh, girls, girl, like, but truly now that I'm like collecting Kardashians, like goddamn infinity stones, like no.

• 11:32Hannah Berner?

  Like Pokemon, infinity, did you just say infinity stones? She's playing Pokemon Go, baby.

• 11:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I was on the phone with my mom and I was like, I, like, what is happening to me? Khloe is of a different caliber. Like I genuinely don't think I've ever seen someone have an aura the way she does. And here's how I can describe it. She gives like, I don't even want to say maternal because it's not like she's old enough to be my mother. Like she's in her, I don't even actually know how old Khloe is, like in her late 30s.

• 12:08Hannah Berner?

  She's ageless.

• 12:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she's like ageless.

• 12:10Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 12:11Paige DeSorbo?

  But you know, when you're little, I feel like every little kid randomly, one day you just like say to your mom, like if I had another mom, like this is who it would be.

• 12:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, did you ever say to your mom, like, oh, like I really like that mom. Like I would, like, I would

• 12:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, nevermind. So I was traumatizing my mom at home.

• 12:34Hannah Berner?

  You saw one mom with a night, nice cashmere sweater and you said, I want her to be my mom. You saw another mom in a good outfit. That's what you're talking about. You're sick. You're sick. No, I never was like, I want a different mom. You crazy?

• 12:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, one time a mom walked into school with a purple halter top and purple mini shorts. I'll never forget it. His, the kid was in my class, his name was Nick Berg. He was so nice. His mom was stunning. And when she came to lunch, I literally would go home that day and be like, mom.

• 13:05Hannah Berner?

  Nick Berg's mom is stepping it up.

• 13:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Stepping it up. Like, anyway.

• 13:12Hannah Berner?

  You want Khloe Kardashian to, to birth you?

• 13:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, I just feel like if I was ever in a room and something bad was happening, I would run to Khloe. Like she gives this like, like very soft, lovely aura. Like I can't explain it. It was, she's just so lovely. Like that's the only word I can say.

• 13:38Hannah Berner?

  She's extremely funny.

• 13:40Paige DeSorbo?

  She's very funny.

• 13:41Hannah Berner?

  I think people who are really funny, like you, are actually really smart. And I think she actually is really wise.

• 13:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 13:51Hannah Berner?

  And I think she's been through a lot. And you know why I was jealous too? Cause I'm like, I knew you really liked her. Like I knew it wasn't fake.

• 14:03Paige DeSorbo?

  That's how I felt about Haley. I was like Hannah would like legit go to dinner with her and that's pissing me off.

• 14:09Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no.

• 14:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Pissing me off.

• 14:11Hannah Berner?

  And Khloe would hate this because Khloe's like really glamorous, but like of the Kardashians, Khloe's Hannah coded.

• 14:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Khloe is a little Hannah coded because I feel like she's not afraid to be like, I will shit my pants. Like if I don't walk away right now.

• 14:26Hannah Berner?

  Of the Kardashians, she's Hannah coded. In general life, she's page coded. And that's layers that like only you guys will understand.

• 14:35Paige DeSorbo?

  That's like so deep.

• 14:38Hannah Berner?

  She's a, she's a page sun, Hannah moon rising.

• 14:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, something's been really stressing me out recently and I don't know why it keeps popping into my head. What the hell are we gonna be for Halloween?

• 14:50Hannah Berner?

  It's crazy you thought of that because I today was like, do we do like a couple costumes?

• 14:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Do a couple costumes.

• 14:58Hannah Berner?

  I think we've been wanting to. I think we do a photo shoot.

• 15:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think we had a telepathic moment?

• 15:05Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 15:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause I was thinking like, why don't we just like one day get some glam, do a funny shoot and do a Halloween thing?

• 15:13Hannah Berner?

  Well, we famously last Halloween, let's say Halloween was Friday, Wednesday, we got our photos taken, babe. We were good.

• 15:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:20Hannah Berner?

  And I know that might sound sad to some people, but when you're 35.

• 15:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. You have to do it for the cats.

• 15:28Hannah Berner?

  Wait, do you know how old I am? We're, I'm watching the basketball game with these like 13 year olds running around and one of them gets like fouled really hard and hit to the ground. And he pops right back up and I'm like, I would have been out for three weeks. When did I become my father?

• 15:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly, you're your grandpa.

• 15:44Hannah Berner?

  I'm literally an old man. Also, I have an invisalign update.

• 15:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. I, he's told you that I didn't want to go on this journey.

• 15:54Hannah Berner?

  And you know what? And I, I told you, I respected your boundaries and I don't.

• 15:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 15:59Hannah Berner?

  So I'm on the plane.

• 16:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Great.

• 16:02Hannah Berner?

  Obviously I wanted to have some mustard pretzels at 11 a.m. as I do.

• 16:08Hannah Berner?

  Sometimes I get ginger ale. Sometimes I get orange juice. Depends. You know what I asked, but I'm just letting you guys know.

• 16:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I always get ginger ale on the plane.

• 16:14Hannah Berner?

  What is it about a plane that I'm like, I will chug three cups of ginger ale on a plane?

• 16:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, and they never have Canada Dry and Canada Dry is my favorite one.

• 16:28Hannah Berner?

  Do you think it's because we think it's like good for our stomach?

• 16:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that's what it is.

• 16:32Hannah Berner?

  All I want is an iced tea. Like God forbid there's an iced tea, but

• 16:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't get me started on airlines.

• 16:38Hannah Berner?

  So anyway, I have my little mustard, whatever. But I have to take out my invisalign, put them in my lap, which obviously not a good idea. Forget they're in my lap. So like 30 minutes later, I, I'm like, where's my invisalign? Who, who, what's my name? What planet am I on? Then I look down, only have one of the trays. So I put that tray in and then I'm like, we gotta find the other tray. Obviously this tray, I don't know if I was dancing, it was kicked like to the floor. So it's on the floor. And then I had that vulnerable moment. I said, do we just put it back in my mouth?

• 17:20Hannah Berner?

  But I'm grown.

• 17:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:22Hannah Berner?

  I'm 35 years old at this point. I'm grown. I said, don't, I put it in my pocket and I said, we'll wait for the guy next to me to get up and then I'll go. He got up, I got to the bathroom. I put soap in it like an adult, but then there was like no water pressure to like get the soap off it.

• 17:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, this is not where I thought this story was going at all.

• 17:48Hannah Berner?

  Where did you think it was going?

• 17:51Paige DeSorbo?

  It didn't cross my mind that you were go, that you legit got, why didn't you just put hand sanitizer on it for like crying out loud? Putting real soap?

• 18:03Hannah Berner?

  Did you just say for crying out loud? For crying out loud.

• 18:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I tried to stop myself, but I was too deep in it and I just had to keep going.

• 18:12Hannah Berner?

  You started, you couldn't, you had to finish it. No, I don't.

• 18:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought you were gonna wait till you got home.

• 18:18Hannah Berner?

  Can't you like die from putting hand sanitizer in your mouth? It's for hands.

• 18:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but you

• 18:22Hannah Berner?

  I don't like alcohol.

• 18:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You basically did that with the soap.

• 18:26Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's a problem. I put the soap in and then it like, eh, in my head, when I'm in the bathroom, everyone's waiting. Like there's like a line out the door. So I'm rushed. I'm like, I'm rushing. Every second I'm in there, I'm like, they think I'm shitting my brains out.

• 18:41Paige DeSorbo?

  That's a universal experience. It has to be because I feel the same way.

• 18:44Hannah Berner?

  I try to go as fast as I can. And then when I get out, I'm like, see, I barely have a pussy.

• 18:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes I'm like, I didn't even fully pee.

• 18:52Hannah Berner?

  I didn't even go to the bathroom.

• 18:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I wait, I like got up too fast. Do you ever go to wipe yourself and like you're actually still peeing and you're like, wait, am I stupid?

• 19:06Hannah Berner?

  No, that's never happened to me, actually.

• 19:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 19:10Hannah Berner?

  And maybe that's why you have UTIs every fucking week, you freak.

• 19:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, because I try and go so fast. I'm so busy.

• 19:17Hannah Berner?

  You're so busy, you have things to do. Anyway, I waterboard it, but like, there's no pressure. So it's just like trickling on, and I have tons of soap on it. And I'm like, I don't have fucking time for this. There's people waiting. So I put it back in my mouth when I tell you.

• 19:34Paige DeSorbo?

  This is so gross.

• 19:36Hannah Berner?

  I thought I murdered myself. Like, I was like, I can handle a little soap. It was the most disgus- I was like, I go.

• 19:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And like airplane soap? You're sick fuck.

• 19:46Hannah Berner?

  I don't know what was in that. So then I take it out again, and I'm putting water in my mouth. It's chaotic at this point.

• 19:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Open the door. No one's waiting.

• 19:55Hannah Berner?

  No one's waiting. But also, I'm like, was it worth it to be cleanly? I don't know.

• 20:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know.

• 20:03Hannah Berner?

  I don't know.

• 20:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Because it's like, wha- what's worse, the germs on the ground or the toxins in that soap? The chicken or the egg?

• 20:11Hannah Berner?

  The chicken or the egg. Also, in the back of my head, I always think, you're strengthening your immune system.

• 20:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I always think, what would Hannah's grandpa do?

• 20:20Hannah Berner?

  How to- do not bring Jerry into this.

• 20:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry. No, I was just gonna say, have you seen, I wrote it down for last week and I never talked about it, but have you seen the new iPhone?

• 20:31Hannah Berner?

  Every time I blink, there's a new iPhone. I can't keep up. I can't keep up.

• 20:36Paige DeSorbo?

  It folds, but like.

• 20:38Hannah Berner?

  Like a Motorola? It folds? Are you sure it's not Samsung?

• 20:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know when we talked, this just made me think of it, I don't know why, Motorola. Do you know that when we talked about the girl shitting, and we said like a Tough Mudder? I thought that was like an old video. I didn't realize it was like a new thing, and it's like some new workout.

• 20:55Hannah Berner?

  I'm so happy you brought this up, because I was unaware of all this, and then it was all over my feed. Okay.

• 21:00Paige DeSorbo?

  All over.

• 21:01Hannah Berner?

  What she did was fucked up.

• 21:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 21:03Hannah Berner?

  What she- that was crazy that I was trying to defend. That was fucked. And let me put that on the record.

• 21:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm telling you, it was fucked up.

• 21:10Hannah Berner?

  Let me make a statement.

• 21:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone like commented and was like, it's so page to call it a Tough Mudder. And I was like, what the hell is a Hyrox? Again, that's a word I've never heard anyone say in my life.

• 21:22Hannah Berner?

  But a lot of people knew what it was.

• 21:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I know.

• 21:24Hannah Berner?

  But that's never come across, that's never come across my desk.

• 21:26Paige DeSorbo?

  So many people in New York City were like making videos, like last time, like I did a Hy- I'm like, were you all running home and just like, learning about Hyrox?

• 21:35Hannah Berner?

  Also, part of me is like, why have I never once even been invited to a Hyrox? I guess the people know.

• 21:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It also sounds like a cl- like a freaky weird club, where you do weird drugs.

• 21:47Hannah Berner?

  A naughty club. It sounds like a druggie club. Are you gonna Hyrox later? Let's go to Hyrox. I mean, Hyrox is like up until late.

• 21:55Paige DeSorbo?

  It seems like a hi- like a club, but in the early 2000s.

• 21:59Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:01Paige DeSorbo?

  You know?

• 22:02Hannah Berner?

  I thought they were just running on their own. I'm like, okay, she shot herself. Like, it happens to the best of us, including me and you. They're like, all using the same machines.

• 22:12Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like a circuit.

• 22:13Hannah Berner?

  That's, that's an immediate, that's an immediate penalty. That's an immediate, let's get a helicopter in, take her out.

• 22:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought whenever there was a circuit, it was automatically a Tough Mudder.

• 22:26Hannah Berner?

  You just love saying Tough Mudder. But, but no, Tough Mudder, there's a circuit, but they're not sharing all the stuff. Hyrox, are we sure that's not how COVID started?

• 22:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's so unsanitary.

• 22:39Hannah Berner?

  If a man like looks at a machine, I don't want to go on it.

• 22:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember, there was like discourse, like a couple months ago about, like, if you wash your own machines, does the, does the, wherever the workout class you go to, should they wash the machines for you? Either way, they're dirty as fuck. That little spray bottle and like one paper towel, that's not doing shit.

• 23:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 23:02Paige DeSorbo?

  But this is like on, this is obviously on a different level.

• 23:06Hannah Berner?

  When someone's watching you wash the machine, that gives me so much anxiety.

• 23:10Paige DeSorbo?

  So much anxiety.

• 23:11Hannah Berner?

  Like, suddenly I forget like how my hands work.

• 23:13Paige DeSorbo?

  To clean anything. I'm like, should I just wipe it down? I'm like wiping it down with a dry paper towel.

• 23:23Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, when I'm on a treadmill, I'm like, I don't have to wash like where I ran, right? Like, we're good on that.

• 23:32Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:14Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:39Hannah Berner?

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• 25:20Hannah Berner?

  so that part is already handled in the background. So then I can focus on my guests and maybe convince one of them they need a cat. For all my fellow cat parents, be guest-ready with Arm and Hammer Hardball Cat Litter. Find it now at Walmart or Amazon. One thing about me, I love a protein bar. I'm not going out into the world without my emergency protein bar. It saved me in so many situations, I can't even tell you. But when I'm eating a protein bar, it can't taste like I'm being punished, you know, for trying to eat healthy.

• 25:48Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, hmm, why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat? Each bar has 15 grams of protein and only four grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Ice Lemon Cookie, Mint Chocolate Chip, Red Velvet Peanut Butter Mousse? Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 26:12Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to. And consistency is a lot easier when your better-for-you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still want to eat it if it weren't a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 26:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Stars and Honey Protein Bars are now available at starsandhoney.com or Target stores nationwide. Order online or grab a box on your next Target run. I've always wanted to be more consistent with strength training, but my biggest problem is getting to the gym and thinking, okay, now what? I'll do a few exercises, I remember, maybe a pull-up, something I saved on Instagram, but there's never really any planning behind it. That's what I've been loving about the Ladder app. I open it and my workout is already planned for me by an expert coach. I know exactly what exercises I'm doing, how many sets, how many reps, and the in-ear coaching gives me cues and motivation throughout the workout. It genuinely feels like having a personal trainer in my headphones. I love using this whenever I'm in hotels.

• 27:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been using it for a while now, and I see and also feel myself getting stronger each day because of Ladder. I have also been eyeing their Pilates workout routines for a little while now, so that will definitely be in my next workout venture. And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps, and sets, because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether what I'm doing is working. Plus, you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do for every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you. And if you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/giggly and take a quick quiz to find your perfect ladder plan.

• 27:52Paige DeSorbo?

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• 28:37Paige DeSorbo?

  You can meet with a licensed psychiatrist who takes the time to understand what's going on, builds a personalized treatment plan, and supports you over time with consistent, evidence-based care. And because you continue with the same provider, you're not starting over each visit. Your treatment can evolve with you, so you're actually making progress over time. And with more than 300,000 patients that have already found high-quality psychiatric care through Talkiatory, head to talkiatory.com/giggly to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in-network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. That's T-A-L-K-I-A-T-R-Y.com/giggly to get matched in minutes. Talkiatory.com/giggly.

• 29:21Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can I say something? One more thing about Khloe.

• 29:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:25Hannah Berner?

  Who I love and I'm like, I'm processing all of it. It just was like initial shock, the post for me.

• 29:31Hannah Berner?

  She normalized camel toes. And like, that's historical. That's feminism. Like, when Khloe was just like joking about her camel toe, I thought that was the coolest thing ever.

• 29:44Paige DeSorbo?

  It's equivalent to us in a nipple hair.

• 29:46Hannah Berner?

  Yes. But do you know how hard that was for her to just talk about her camel toe? Like, at a time when it wasn't, the Kardashians weren't like, that rowdy, you know, like...

• 29:57Paige DeSorbo?

  One day, someone's gonna take like snippets of this podcast for some type of study. And the thought of it being like, and she talked about camel toes at a time where people were talking about camel toes.

• 30:12Hannah Berner?

  Also, side note.

• 30:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:14Hannah Berner?

  Paige, do you want to tell them our update? Our admin update?

• 30:18Paige DeSorbo?

  That we're serious girls.

• 30:20Hannah Berner?

  That we're so serious from now on.

• 30:23Paige DeSorbo?

  We are serious for the next four years. But don't worry, because you're gonna be able to watch your podcast where you typically watch it, and listen to your podcast where you typically watch it. Literally, nothing's changing.

• 30:36Hannah Berner?

  Nothing's changing. That was our, our one note.

• 30:39Paige DeSorbo?

  The, the only note. Not a single, not a single thing is changing. Other than like, more people are gonna get to know Grace and respect her. Other than that, nothing. Wait, some girl posted on TikTok, like, just the screenshot of it. She got like a notification on her Pinterest, like Paige DeSorbo started a new Pinterest board, Pixie Cut? And I was scrolling and I saw Hannah. I commented and I go, this is the equivalent of you literally, I invited you over for a sleepover, you read my diary, and then you stood up in front of the class Monday morning and said, Paige has a crush on whoever. Like...

• 31:21Hannah Berner?

  Wait, so you did create it and you didn't make it private?

• 31:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I forgot. I didn't like, I wasn't thinking.

• 31:27Hannah Berner?

  No, I, I know, I wouldn't.

• 31:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just like enjoying my leisure time and I just like, and then she...

• 31:33Hannah Berner?

  She put you on blast.

• 31:34Paige DeSorbo?

  She put me on blast.

• 31:35Hannah Berner?

  She put you on blast.

• 31:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally, as I was scrolling, I go, oh!

• 31:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, oh my god, this is my Pinterest board.

• 31:49Paige DeSorbo?

  And then I went to Pinterest, because I got so anxious, because I was like, I have some crazy boards on there that like are private, thank god. But I'm like, oh my gosh. Like sometime, like I have a board that's just about like ways I want you to pose.

• 32:04Hannah Berner?

  Me to pose?

• 32:09Hannah Berner?

  I have a board of who I wish you were.

• 32:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I have a board for like, if we ever do a photo shoot. Wait, also, can we just talk about how we were about to like, putting out a statement that we're with serious? And it took us 48 hours to find a photo of the two of us that both like.

• 32:27Hannah Berner?

  I kept seeing photos being pitched and I'm like, what was wrong with the last 80 photos?

• 32:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I didn't like them.

• 32:34Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you were the problem. We also like, not to be like we're soul west friends, but like, we don't have tons of photos together, considering.

• 32:46Paige DeSorbo?

  We have none.

• 32:48Hannah Berner?

  And the ones we do, we were like forced to take it.

• 32:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We have like work photo, we have like work event photos.

• 32:55Hannah Berner?

  It's literally just us at coworker events, being like, smile. And then the last four months, no, no photos good.

• 33:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We have, yeah. What's been going on with this the last four months?

• 33:06Hannah Berner?

  I can't smile.

• 33:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I genuinely forgot. Wait, I literally forgot.

• 33:13Hannah Berner?

  It's looking, it's looking better.

• 33:15Paige DeSorbo?

  It's looking really good. No, it's definitely getting better.

• 33:18Hannah Berner?

  Stop, stop. So, I mean, Khloe's camel toe, I think about more than I should.

• 33:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, I wasn't recording.

• 33:26Hannah Berner?

  You know what's crazy? I actually wasn't recording the first like three minutes. But it's okay, press play now, she'll use the audio.

• 33:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Grace is gonna kill me.

• 33:35Hannah Berner?

  It was actually Grace, it was Grace's fault, because she talked to you about the volume.

• 33:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, and so when I went to press record, I didn't and I looked at the volume.

• 33:42Hannah Berner?

  That's what I did too. I changed the volume and pressed record.

• 33:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow, that was really crazy how we gaslit Grace and turned it around on her to be her fault.

• 33:54Hannah Berner?

  Grace just tried to do her job and we go, typical Grace, trying to sabotage us again on the podcast.

• 34:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally just gaslit the fuck out of Grace, lied about it all, and then was like, you're crazy.

• 34:07Hannah Berner?

  Wait, but this is why three-way friendships don't work. You guys just watched it. Because literally, two people turn on the other ones way too easy. Way too easy.

• 34:17Paige DeSorbo?

  That was so quick.

• 34:19Hannah Berner?

  By the way, Grace is just listening on me right now. Like, she's like, I'm not dealing with them.

• 34:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, can we talk about reality TV for a second?

• 34:28Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 34:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like back in my reality TV watching. Like, I watched the entire Real Housewives of London.

• 34:37Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you love London. Is it good?

• 34:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It is so fucking good. I'm like so confused that it's not, it's not on like regular Bravo programming. It's like, it's like on Peacock. It was like on whatever is in England.

• 34:56Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so good that I, I like watched the reunion and I feel like sometimes I like skip a reunion if I like don't really care. Mm-hmm. Then, I've been watching Next Gen NYC. No, I'm obsessed. I'm so obsessed with it. I just think it's like such a good drama that like, I don't know if it's because I see them as like a lot younger than me, that I'm like, this is amazing drama.

• 35:24Paige DeSorbo?

  But I just feel like the girls specifically are so just mature and the way they talk to each other about things. I'm just like, oh my god, I, I did not talk like this when I was even like 23 years old. And I'm just, I like, I'm obsessed with it and if you haven't watched, it's so good.

• 35:42Hannah Berner?

  Can I say something controversial?

• 35:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, of course.

• 35:45Hannah Berner?

  I think like watching people fight in their twenties is funny.

• 35:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 35:52Hannah Berner?

  And watching people fight who are like old.

• 35:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:57Hannah Berner?

  Is also funny.

• 35:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 35:58Hannah Berner?

  But there's like a middle age fighting where it starts to get a little too real.

• 36:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:06Hannah Berner?

  Almost, I don't want to say the word sad, but you're just kind of like...

• 36:09Paige DeSorbo?

  It's dark.

• 36:10Hannah Berner?

  Life is life in, life is life in. But like, when you're young or old, you're like, this is fucking hilarious.

• 36:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, because it's either you haven't experienced enough, or you've experienced too much.

• 36:20Hannah Berner?

  Too much.

• 36:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Where like in the middle, get it together. Like, just like even put on an act that maybe you have it together.

• 36:29Hannah Berner?

  Drinking. When you're drinking a lot in your twenties, hilarious. When you're drinking a lot when you're old, also hilarious. When you're drinking too much in your forties, people are like, you have to talk to somebody. This is affecting your, like, call your family. Call your, you've lost your job, you've lost your loved ones.

• 36:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, god.

• 36:49Hannah Berner?

  Well, I am the correspondent of Dancing with the Stars on Geekly Squad.

• 36:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And let's talk about it. Let's really, yeah.

• 36:57Hannah Berner?

  The reason I am is, by the way, I'm, this is only the second time I've ever watched it, but I have people around me giving me my sources. First of all, Hailey was a dancer her whole life, so she like tells me the tea. And then Desmond, my husband, famously was on Dancing with the Stars Ireland, you should Google it. Maybe we'll put a photo in the newsletter. So he like knows the inner workings.

• 37:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you remember the one time we were having dinner and Desmond just watched the entire, his entire performance of?

• 37:24Hannah Berner?

  His cha-cha?

• 37:27Hannah Berner?

  His cha-cha?

• 37:31Hannah Berner?

  Ciara made it through the first round, thank the lord. They had her do this, well, she did this like emotional, beautiful, like gown. It was actually a really hard dance, I thought. And she fucking crushed it. One of the judges started crying. It's, it's one of those things where like, you're like, oh, I would never cry on a reality show. And then I think when you're in it, it's so, it's so intense. And they're working their butts off. And the nerves they must be dealing with, like, it's scary, like...

• 38:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I would crumble. Honey, I would crumble. Crumble like a cookie.

• 38:11Hannah Berner?

  Predictable vomit. And for people who have been in my DMs saying, Hannah, why don't you and Paige go on Dancing with the Stars?

• 38:18Hannah Berner?

  I will speak my side.

• 38:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:19Hannah Berner?

  First of all, yes, would love to Dancing with the Stars, here are the problems. That I'm open to arguing with people about, but these are my problems. If you're a girl, you have to either be able to do the splits, be thrown around,

• 38:34Hannah Berner?

  or be able to throw the guy around.

• 38:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 38:38Hannah Berner?

  I'm too sturdy. I'm not being thrown around.

• 38:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 38:43Hannah Berner?

  But I'm also not fit enough to like do anything else, and I'm not flexible. So if I'm not flexible and I can't be thrown around, what am I bringing to the table here?

• 38:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Somebody asked me, why don't you and Hannah do it? And I was like, if one year they change the rules and you competed as foursomes, then I would do it.

• 39:02Hannah Berner?

  Wait, why did I just have just doing like cross buns, like?

• 39:06Paige DeSorbo?

  But I'm like, I'm not going in a room for eight hours a day with a straight man and like, listening to him telling me what to do in practice. Here's the other thing, I am...

• 39:16Hannah Berner?

  Well, you'd be with Ezra, who's a former Mormon king.

• 39:20Paige DeSorbo?

  He's gay?

• 39:21Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 39:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I will always support my friends. And of course, I turned on Dancing with the Stars to watch my friend Ciara. And of course, I'm gonna post that you must vote for her and I'm gonna vote for her every single week.

• 39:33Hannah Berner?

  And you could vote 10 times.

• 39:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna be so insanely honest right now. As soon as Ciara was done with her performance and I listened to the judges, I clicked right off that stage. I...

• 39:46Hannah Berner?

  You did what you needed to do.

• 39:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I did what I needed to do and I feel good about it. I don't know if it gives too much Broadway for me.

• 39:55Hannah Berner?

  No, it's way too much musical.

• 39:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I like watching dancing videos. Like, I love watching like the LSU dance team at a goddamn dance competition. I love watching like cheerleading competitions, but there's something about when someone's gotta give a little...

• 40:17Hannah Berner?

  Shimmie, a little shimmie.

• 40:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I just, I can't do it. And I'm gonna say one other thing. I find some of the judges super annoying.

• 40:30Hannah Berner?

  They need to have a Simon Cowell, and they don't right now.

• 40:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:33Hannah Berner?

  Because the woman who used to be mean is like trying to be nice. But it's like, I want her to just lean into being like hellish, like just be like the meanest person ever, and we'll all grow from it.

• 40:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:45Hannah Berner?

  Like, the Gen Z's will learn. It'll actually be good for it.

• 40:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, do you think that's why there isn't a mean one? Do you, that because it's?

• 40:52Hannah Berner?

  I think that she was getting hate online that she was being too mean, so she tries to like sugarcoat things now, but then it's like, doesn't work. I'm like, just fucking tell them, just, it's like, we were raised by Simon Cowell. That's how we got so strong.

• 41:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Has there only, always only been three judges?

• 41:08Hannah Berner?

  I think they'll have guest judges sometimes. The reason I could see you one day maybe doing it is that you just wanted the outfit, you love the outfit, you, you, you have the vision, there are, but then there's some bad outfits. There's a little too many sparkles happening.

• 41:24Paige DeSorbo?

  What are the lengths I have to go for a good outfit? Like, I don't feel as though I need to put my butt.

• 41:30Hannah Berner?

  And I respect that.

• 41:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I did see the next dancer, and it was Jada, I think was like the one I saw.

• 41:36Hannah Berner?

  Oh, she was so cute.

• 41:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, then, and she almost had a heart attack, you know, so like at what cost?

• 41:42Hannah Berner?

  At what cost?

• 41:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And that would be me.

• 41:44Hannah Berner?

  Someone also was like, would you guys do traitors? And I was like, only if we were a team. Like, imagine us not a team on the traitors. Immediately, I'd be like, pss.

• 41:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you, the minute I get in there, I'm like-

• 41:59Hannah Berner?

  I literally fake hello.

• 42:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I'm a traitor. Here's why I, I love when people like put us in different situations, and I, I love saying why I would not do something. Here's why I would not do the traitors. You're not taking my phone.

• 42:15Hannah Berner?

  That sounds peaceful, though.

• 42:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Taking my computer, my iPad. When I get to my room at night, you, what do you want me to do? Stare at the ceiling, twiddle my thumbs? Like, I can't watch my shows on my iPad, like, no, I'm not going for two weeks if I can't bring my iPad. That's insane. It's 2026, I'm 33 years old.

• 42:38Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, if you can't call your mom, like, how are you making decisions?

• 42:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, get a fucking grip. Everyone on this show has been on another show. If you say the rules are you can't talk to other people, like, be an adult, don't talk to other people about the show, like, like, I can't believe they have to put those rules in place so that people follow the rules.

• 42:58Hannah Berner?

  My one note with the traitors is I don't understand what the physical, like, contests like have anything to do with the show. Like, they have nothing to do with the show. They're like, you're a, you're a traitor. Okay, now we're gonna do, jump into a lake for no fucking reason.

• 43:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Quick question here, guys. What's the plot of this show?

• 43:19Hannah Berner?

  I go, where's, wait, why? Why are we, why are we jumping out of a plane right now? There's no reason to jump out of a plane.

• 43:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Traitors feels like it is a show that was like created by people like us. Like, there was someone that was like, okay, my friend will host, and we're like fabulous outfits, because that's what she likes. Their other part was like, and then we'll do like these fun games, and then like, we'll stay at this castle, like-

• 43:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah. And we'll let his dog follow him around.

• 43:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 43:48Hannah Berner?

  Is there a dog running around?

• 43:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, right when you said that, a dog jumped off the bed. No, can I just tell you that I heard something earlier today, and I like yelled for the dog? Because like, my worst fear is that like, the dog has just like had enough of Kitty, and like, truly just takes her out. And I heard something, and I yelled for the dog, and the dog came running in, and Kitty came running in behind him, just just hitting him, to the point where I had to yell, Kitty! Stop being mean to the dog.

• 44:23Hannah Berner?

  She's just beating his little butt.

• 44:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Because like, in my brain, Kitty also calls him the dog.

• 44:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh, for sure. I mean, I cannot wait for your next pet psychic appointment. The shit she's gonna talk.

• 44:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, it's in October.

• 44:37Hannah Berner?

  I love how they make you wait.

• 44:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, did I tell you that one night I was on TikTok, and it was like 3:00 in the morning, and I came across this like insane pet psychic that takes six months to get an appointment with? And I booked an appointment six months ago.

• 44:52Hannah Berner?

  Okay, and that's when it's real?

• 44:54Paige DeSorbo?

  October 14th. Her name is Lauren Bode, B-O-D-E. I don't know, just literally, I saw like four TikToks about it, and I was like, yeah, I'll make an appointment.

• 45:06Hannah Berner?

  But also, that's great business. Like, even if you have no clients, be like, I'm all full for the next four months, and people be like, I'll, I'll wait, I'll wait if other people are waiting.

• 45:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was like, what do, what do I have to rush for?

• 45:18Hannah Berner?

  That's genius.

• 45:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of cats and dogs,

• 45:22Paige DeSorbo?

  so I was like trying to come up with like different, like, different ideas for like Daphne photo shoots, and like, we're doing like our holiday campaign, and like, one of my ideas involved that like I needed a black cat. So I was like, how am I gonna like get like, like a black cat for like this like idea I envision? And like, thinking about it, and I'm like, oh, well, like, I guess I could just like cast a black cat. But then I was like, you know how like people do those like look-alike contests in Washington Square Park? I was like, what if I did like, like a Kitty look-alike contest, but a black version of Daphne?

• 46:01Hannah Berner?

  Oh, so like a fluffy, black version of Daphne?

• 46:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, that's what I need for this, like, one idea I want to execute.

• 46:09Hannah Berner?

  You can cast them, like, there's working actors.

• 46:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, there's working cats.

• 46:14Hannah Berner?

  Working cats, which Butter would never.

• 46:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Butter would never be a working cat. Daphne's, is, Daphne's a working cat. Not really, though, because she just, yeah.

• 46:26Hannah Berner?

  No, she's the working cat. Other cats talk shit about Daphne's career. They're like, she got that brand deal again, wow.

• 46:33Paige DeSorbo?

  But I don't think she's like legally a working cat.

• 46:36Hannah Berner?

  Is she sag?

• 46:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think-

• 46:38Hannah Berner?

  She has an agent.

• 46:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she, no, like, I take all her money. Like, I'm an influencer mom, this is like who they make laws about.

• 46:48Hannah Berner?

  Wait, someone needs to make a law against you. You, you just admitted on the body, you take all her money. That's crazy. Does she know that? Are you doing it behind her back?

• 46:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm doing it behind her back.

• 47:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm doing it right in front of her face because she can't read.

• 47:07Hannah Berner?

  Well, I went to this place called SoBe Cats. Paige, I almost took them all home.

• 47:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I know.

• 47:17Hannah Berner?

  Like, it was, I actually got to the point where I brought it up to my husband. I said, there's a cat named Genevieve, who I had a real soul connection with, and he's like, I'm gonna stop you right there. And I was like, like, I wake up in the morning, I think about Genevieve, and I-

• 47:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop! What kind of cat?

• 47:33Hannah Berner?

  She looks just like Butter. She looks just like Butter.

• 47:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so you definitely can't bring her home.

• 47:40Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:24Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:07Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:51Paige DeSorbo?

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• 50:34Paige DeSorbo?

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• 51:19Paige DeSorbo?

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• 51:27Paige DeSorbo?

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• 51:29Hannah Berner?

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• 51:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 51:49Hannah Berner?

  And part of rebranding is getting new clothes and that's why I love Revolve. They have everything I need to be a completely new person that no one's ever met before. Whether it's denim, such as an angled barrel jean, I'm so different when I'm wearing a barrel jean. People do respect me more.

• 52:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 52:11Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 52:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner, I'm having a time.

• 52:25Hannah Berner?

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• 52:38Paige DeSorbo?

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• 53:03Hannah Berner?

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• 53:28Paige DeSorbo?

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• 54:05Hannah Berner?

  I do have something kinda serious to bring up. Do you think?

• 54:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Not usually.

• 54:11Hannah Berner?

  Gray poupon.

• 54:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, gray poupon, I'm listening.

• 54:18Hannah Berner?

  Thinks it's better than other mustards.

• 54:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause it is.

• 54:22Hannah Berner?

  Why is it called gray poupon? And everything else is like, yellow mustard.

• 54:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I actually am more of a French's girl. Gray poupon, I feel like is like you have to have a mini pickle. You have to also be, you have to also be serving mini pickles if you're serving gray poupon.

• 54:41Hannah Berner?

  There's an argument like, I don't want gray poupon on my hot dog.

• 54:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I don't either, but a lot of people put it on there, like a spicy mustard. I don't wanna, I don't wanna see a seed anywhere near my hot dog.

• 54:57Hannah Berner?

  I don't wanna see anything referring to a vegetable.

• 55:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, twenty or something really funny? The other day my brother came over and he opened my refrigerator and he looked at me and he goes, were you craving hot dogs? I had, because I had hot dogs in the refrigerator and I go, yeah, actually I was. Like I like was gonna just like fry a hot dog in a pan the other day. And he goes, that's so weird. I bought hot dogs the other day because I was craving.

• 55:22Hannah Berner?

  I feel like if you went to college, you always have hot dogs in your fridge. Like you never know when you need to have a hot dog.

• 55:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I eat hot dogs all year round.

• 55:31Hannah Berner?

  Wait, me too. I put in my eggs.

• 55:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Now we're not aligned.

• 55:38Hannah Berner?

  You never, it's like, okay, and you could also do like spaghetti carbonara, but instead of bacon, you put hot dogs. That was crazy. I just made that up, actually. Do you know what's even more crazy?

• 55:50Paige DeSorbo?

  What?

• 55:51Hannah Berner?

  I don't fry it.

• 55:52Paige DeSorbo?

  What do you do? You boil it?

• 55:54Hannah Berner?

  No, I take a, I take a.

• 55:57Paige DeSorbo?

  In the microwave?

• 55:57Hannah Berner?

  I put it in the microwave.

• 55:59Paige DeSorbo?

  You nuke it?

• 56:00Hannah Berner?

  I nuke it for like 60 seconds, put a little cut, and I also don't even put it on a plate. I put it on a paper towel.

• 56:07Paige DeSorbo?

  You're sick.

• 56:09Hannah Berner?

  I'm fucking crazy. This is when my husband's gone. This is what I do when my husband's out of the house.

• 56:15Paige DeSorbo?

  She takes a retainer off the floor, she puts it right in her mouth, she's making hot dogs in the microwave.

• 56:22Hannah Berner?

  I didn't say hot dogs are so fucking good.

• 56:25Paige DeSorbo?

  They're so good and I'm always just randomly having like a hankering for a hot dog. If I don't have a hot dog,

• 56:33Paige DeSorbo?

  every like, I would say I crave a hot dog every three months.

• 56:37Hannah Berner?

  Hankering for a hot dog is your next title of your biography.

• 56:41Paige DeSorbo?

  If I did stand-up specials, one of them would be hankering for a hot dog. And it'd be like my sexual one.

• 56:48Hannah Berner?

  Your dirty one when you get naughty.

• 56:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you ever been naughty one?

• 56:52Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I have like a scripted show that I'm obsessed with.

• 56:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Tell. You never have a scripted show you're obsessed with.

• 56:58Hannah Berner?

  Never, never. So I think I also try to find shows that like you can watch with a man if you have to.

• 57:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:07Hannah Berner?

  Like, but it's really hard.

• 57:09Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and it's also just stupid.

• 57:13Hannah Berner?

  Shout out to Apple for putting out the best shows, like the quality. But the funny thing with Apple shows, I feel like the first season never gets respect and the second season, everyone's like, oh wait, Severance is genius. Or like, okay, Silo's amazing, dark matter.

• 57:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, what's it about?

• 57:31Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god. I don't wanna say sci-fi because then you'll get scared, but it's like about, don't get, just don't snarl. Don't snarl at me.

• 57:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Sci-fi to what?

• 57:46Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so it's like, it's actually really romantic and it's like philosophical about life.

• 57:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 57:52Hannah Berner?

  And how if you made a different decision, where would you be in your life? And it has these like realms of like this guy who decided either to stay with his girlfriend or to leave her and like commit to his career. And it shows like what the world would have been like if he, if he made that little decision when he was younger. And it just makes you question like all the little decisions you make. And then I kinda joked it like, what realm we're, Paige, the realm we're in right now is crazy. Cause then they go into different realms, like you could leave and see yourself if you had made other decisions and like.

• 58:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like Instagram is like one update away from that.

• 58:39Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 58:44Hannah Berner?

  It does just make you think about how our lives could be so many different things.

• 58:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:51Hannah Berner?

  But sometimes based on the small soul thing, like you deciding to go to school to certain place. So you, it's kinda like the burnt toast theory, but like even bigger.

• 58:59Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I really think that like, especially for women, like there is no timeline for your life. Like that is like a made up thing that we've, like people have truly made up. Like there's women all over like having babies at like in their late 30s, early 40s, like women going back to school in their 50s. Like there's no, like you can change your life at any time.

• 59:24Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what most of the Emmy nominated women were like in their 40s and 50s and 60s?

• 59:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 59:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, which is so interesting, but also, um, makes sense because they're the best at their craft.

• 59:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, like, and no matter what part of your life you're in, like it's not always gonna be like this. You know, like isn't that?

• 59:44Hannah Berner?

  That's a health moment.

• 59:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Isn't that like crazy to think of? And that's like good and bad.

• 59:48Hannah Berner?

  But it's funny in these worlds, you saw like a world where she did what she loved as a painter and had like a big, um, gallery of her own. Then you see her as like just a mom and there's this crazy moment, I wanna give my thing away, but he meets her in one of the worlds and she goes, am I happy in the other world? And he's like, that's exactly what you asked in the other world. So it kinda shows how like you're still yourself in your heart, even if you like might end up in different situations.

• 1:00:20Hannah Berner?

  And about regret. It's very fascinating, dark matter. I highly recommend people watch.

• 1:00:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You have me intrigued. Any hot people in it?

• 1:00:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh, okay, that's what I was gonna say. They're very hot. Well, the guy is like, he's a, he's like old hot, like he's Australian.

• 1:00:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, that does give a sort of rugged hot.

• 1:00:38Hannah Berner?

  So rugged, but he's Australian speaking in an American accent.

• 1:00:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so he's versatile.

• 1:00:45Hannah Berner?

  So he's versatile.

• 1:00:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Talented.

• 1:00:48Hannah Berner?

  Dark matter cast, is it, okay, and the star is Jennifer Connelly.

• 1:00:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:00:56Hannah Berner?

  Who is, by the way, like, people don't talk about how beautiful she is. You can't look away from her. She's mesmerizing.

• 1:01:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not even saying this because you just said that, but sometimes people say I look like her. But I'm not saying that because you just said, oh my god, she's so beautiful.

• 1:01:13Hannah Berner?

  I think it's because you both have like good bone structure.

• 1:01:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I like randomly will get people like in my DMs. Her and Winona Ryder are two of the most random people that I'll get that like I randomly look like.

• 1:01:26Hannah Berner?

  Winona Ryder pulls off a good pixie cut.

• 1:01:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I knew you were gonna say that.

• 1:01:32Hannah Berner?

  Well, I let you kind of just like tell your story and then I let, are we gonna discuss like what's going on?

• 1:01:37Paige DeSorbo?

  With my pixie cut?

• 1:01:39Hannah Berner?

  Your unborn pixie cut.

• 1:01:41Paige DeSorbo?

  My uncut pixie.

• 1:01:44Paige DeSorbo?

  That sounds like I didn't get circumcised. My uncut pixie.

• 1:01:49Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, are you gonna circumcise your hair or not?

• 1:01:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing, it's act- you kind of nailed it last week, or whenever you said this. It's exactly like getting a cat. I just started thinking about it, which means this won't happen for like two years.

• 1:02:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah, I know how you work. But guys, the seeds are planted. I'm so excited.

• 1:02:09Paige DeSorbo?

  It's in my head. Like, I think it really is gonna happen

• 1:02:14Paige DeSorbo?

  right before an Italy trip is like when it will happen, so that I can like test it out when I'm in there. But it's not for a while.

• 1:02:21Hannah Berner?

  And then Zendaya walked out with her pixie.

• 1:02:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that's a different kind of pixie. I can't, I'm not, I can't do that. That's insane.

• 1:02:29Hannah Berner?

  I think you'll get there eventually, if you like, in another, in another realm, in another realm, you have a pixie cut? And you're going to a bar called, I mean, a club named Roxy, what's it called, Noxy?

• 1:02:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Hi-Rox.

• 1:02:44Hannah Berner?

  Hy- Hydrox.

• 1:02:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Hydrox.

• 1:02:47Hannah Berner?

  Hydroxycut, do you remember? How fucked up was Hydroxycut? That was a crazy time.

• 1:02:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I feel like the Jersey Shore cast members like endorsed.

• 1:02:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I remember like a commercial of like Hydroxycut and it was just like Ron, you know?

• 1:03:06Hannah Berner?

  Hydroxycut is so mad at Ozempic right now. They're like, "Warning, we're doing that."

• 1:03:12Paige DeSorbo?

  They're livid.

• 1:03:13Hannah Berner?

  I had a high thought, even though I wasn't high. And it was, why aren't there more, you know, they make songs about like heartbreak? And they make songs about like

• 1:03:24Hannah Berner?

  love. Like, what do they make songs about? Like, being hot? I don't know. I'm like, why don't they make more songs about like cleaning? Or like songs about like things when you're listening to music you need, like about getting up in the morning, like, "Let's wake up. Let's get up, girl. We gotta, we gotta get up. Yeah." Like, why is it always just about, like, give me, let's like, let's, let's clean this thing. Let's clean. Yeah, we're cleaning, getting fresh.

• 1:03:50Paige DeSorbo?

  But you want a kid's bop for adults.

• 1:03:53Hannah Berner?

  Yes!

• 1:03:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:54Hannah Berner?

  Yes!

• 1:03:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I get what you're saying.

• 1:03:56Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like, cause you ever like cleaning and you're like, I don't need to be like listening about a heartbreak right now? Give me some motivation to clean.

• 1:04:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, sometimes I'll be like unloading the dishwasher and I'm like, I don't need Future blasting in my ear. Like, the most disgusting things he's ever done to a woman, you know, like, like, sometimes I get, like, you want, like, just like something nice, something sweet. But you wanna revert back to like sing-alongs where like, it was, it was like things that you got done when you were like a child. Like, there were cleanup sing-alongs.

• 1:04:31Hannah Berner?

  I love that. "Hey, yeah, we're getting stuff done today, girl. Girl, we're getting it done, yeah."

• 1:04:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I get that.

• 1:04:37Hannah Berner?

  Getting it, getting it done. Yeah, I mean, maybe that's my next calling.

• 1:04:42Paige DeSorbo?

  You want there to be some type of like Miss Rachel.

• 1:04:47Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Like, you know, when you like do not, you're like, I do not wanna wake up in the morning if only I had like a song that, and it wasn't like misogynistic rap to get me pumped up?

• 1:04:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't ever think that, no.

• 1:04:58Hannah Berner?

  "The day, the day isn't ready for you, girl. The day's about to be crazy, girl."

• 1:05:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you have a Hatch?

• 1:05:03Hannah Berner?

  "You can do this, girl." No.

• 1:05:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, the Hatch alarm clock like basically does that. Like, you can pick different.

• 1:05:11Hannah Berner?

  He goes, "Call an alarm."

• 1:05:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You could basically pick different songs. But I know what you mean. You want it like on your Spotify, that like when you're doing mundane tasks, you have like a sing-along to do it to.

• 1:05:22Hannah Berner?

  I have two crazy questions. One, does your parents wake up with an alarm clock? At what age do you stop needing an alarm clock? Cause I've never met a grown ass adult with an alarm clock.

• 1:05:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, I'm convinced my dad has never gone to sleep a day in his life. Like, I've

• 1:05:45Paige DeSorbo?

  you know, like, I feel like my dad just perpetually resting his eyes. Like, he's never actually fallen asleep.

• 1:05:51Hannah Berner?

  But he's always kind of asleep.

• 1:05:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, like past 8:00 PM, he's dead cold out. Like, he's

• 1:06:01Paige DeSorbo?

  but he's never really asleep. My dad's also like, again, like, he doesn't have an email. Like, he doesn't like, he doesn't know certain social cues. Like, no, like, I don't think he's ever

• 1:06:16Paige DeSorbo?

  used an alarm clock. Kim, on the other hand? Probably only for things that are before 6:00 AM.

• 1:06:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, which makes sense.

• 1:06:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Other than that, I'd say no.

• 1:06:26Hannah Berner?

  My dad has this weird thing where he says he can set it in his head and it works. And he'll do it for like very important things, like a 5:00 AM wake up for like a meeting. He'll be like, "I, I'll wake up."

• 1:06:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And low-key, it's just Lenora like lightly waking him up.

• 1:06:41Hannah Berner?

  He goes, "For some reason, I just always wake up at the right time."

• 1:06:46Hannah Berner?

  Also, cause my mom was sleeping with me the other night. Oh, sorry, my internet was bad. My mom was sleeping with me and my alarm went off in the morning and she was like, "What the fuck is that?" She was like, "That's the loudest thing I've ever heard." I'm like, is that not how you wake up in the morning?

• 1:07:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I knew Lenora wasn't fucking with an alarm.

• 1:07:05Hannah Berner?

  She thought we were under attack.

• 1:07:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Every morning you put it on?

• 1:07:11Hannah Berner?

  I set it to 9:00 AM, so I sleep like a teenager. If I don't set it at 9:00 AM, I'm sleeping, babe.

• 1:07:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's crazy, Hannah. Your natural body clock in the morning, you're not ever, you're not waking up naturally before?

• 1:07:29Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no. Well, also, I am, if I'm dabbling in the dark arts, AKA mahjong, at 2:00 AM?

• 1:07:40Hannah Berner?

  Which I do.

• 1:07:46Hannah Berner?

  Like, I love to go to bed and be like, "Time to start."

• 1:07:49Paige DeSorbo?

  That was just so funny.

• 1:07:51Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, I like to start my night. Like, I tell Des, I'm like, "The night's about to start for me at midnight."

• 1:07:56Paige DeSorbo?

  "Time to brush up on my new skill." Yeah, okay.

• 1:08:01Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, I could sleep forever.

• 1:08:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm naturally waking up at like 7:00, 7:00 AM, no matter what.

• 1:08:07Hannah Berner?

  I like, there can be like sunlight going through my eyelid and I won't wake up. I could have Lois punching me in the face and I won't be awake. Yeah. Like, no one ever cares to like be quiet when I'm asleep, cause I know I sleep through it. Oh no, we're frozen. Hello!

• 1:08:26Paige DeSorbo?

  That's insane.

• 1:08:27Hannah Berner?

  Hello?

• 1:08:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You actually just broke up that whole time and I tried to like

• 1:08:34Paige DeSorbo?

  act like you didn't, but you're frozen.

• 1:08:37Hannah Berner?

  Oh, okay, we're back, we're back. Okay, we're back. Thank you guys for giggling with us.

• 1:08:47Hannah Berner?

  We love you so much. And have an amazing weekend.

• 1:08:51Paige DeSorbo?

  See ya.

• 1:08:52Hannah Berner?

  Bye!