It All Comes Back To Community w/ Maggie Winters

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Ugh, I hate Mondays.

• 0:32Speaker 00

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  Uh, Taylor Hansen? Sure, I'll try one. Mmm.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Hey, let's get back to work, please.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  But Taylor Hansen's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites.

• 0:45Speaker 02

  Taylor Hansen? Nice.

• 0:47Speaker 00

  Try one.

• 0:48Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 0:52Speaker 03

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites. There's nothing like it.

• 1:07Connor Wood?

  Hey, guys. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast. It's Connor here. We have a special episode today. We have my aunt, um, my Aunt Maggie.

• 1:16Speaker 05

  Aunt, in my culture, we say aunt. Um, do you say aunt, really?

• 1:20Connor Wood?

  No.

• 1:21Speaker 05

  Okay, I was double checking. I want to make sure.

• 1:23Connor Wood?

  We, yeah.

• 1:42Speaker 05

  I want, Aunt Maggie is here because Mama Brooke is going to a wedding.

• 1:47Connor Wood?

  She's en route to a wedding.

• 1:48Speaker 05

  She called me. I was wine drunk on the couch. I said, I'll be there so fast. I'm ready.

• 1:53Connor Wood?

  She did, and you're here.

• 1:55Speaker 05

  I'm here. We're gonna have, I know you guys, don't worry, like, she'll be back. I'm not, you know, I know you love Mama. But Aunt Maggie, Auntie Maggie's here just for the day.

• 2:04Connor Wood?

  It's really nice of you to, to get your ass into my humble abode.

• 2:10Speaker 05

  Your abode is humble. Um, it's, it's, it's gonna be really nice one, one day.

• 2:15Connor Wood?

  If you.

• 2:16Speaker 05

  Oh, it's nice. I'm seeing a lot of things on the floor that are gonna look awesome on the wall.

• 2:21Connor Wood?

  Awesome. So no one would have known that unless you said it, but I'm glad you did.

• 2:24Speaker 05

  Oh, just a couple of spots.

• 2:26Connor Wood?

  So Maggie, Maggie.

• 2:30Speaker 05

  The deer.

• 2:31Connor Wood?

  Maggie, if you've come to any of the FIBS and Friends shows, she's like an OG veteran of the FIBS and Friends. As soon as we started having.

• 2:38Speaker 05

  I wasn't there for the spring, but then I joined in the fall.

• 2:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah. So if you've been, you've all, you've all met Maggie.

• 2:44Speaker 05

  You haven't been to the show. What's going on? I'm just kidding.

• 2:47Connor Wood?

  Yeah, we have a couple more left.

• 2:48Speaker 05

  We have a couple more.

• 2:49Connor Wood?

  Until we hang up our.

• 2:50Speaker 05

  Hats.

• 2:52Connor Wood?

  Hats.

• 2:52Speaker 05

  What were you gonna say?

• 2:53Connor Wood?

  Keys, but I guess like.

• 2:55Speaker 05

  Hang up the keys to the theater.

• 2:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah, the city.

• 2:59Speaker 05

  Every city we go to, we get the keys. It's awesome.

• 3:01Connor Wood?

  They do actually usually give us the keys to the city. It's really special.

• 3:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:05Connor Wood?

  So. I guess, I don't know. Thanks.

• 3:08Speaker 05

  How are you? Of course.

• 3:10Connor Wood?

  For a while. You're like in New York?

• 3:11Speaker 05

  No. No, I'm not like.

• 3:14Connor Wood?

  You miss Chicago.

• 3:15Speaker 05

  I miss Chicago. New York is hard. I actually know I love New York. New York is one of the hardest places a person could live. It's exhausting. I'm kind of like subway Brooklyn vibes, but I feel like over here, it's like sweetie little streets, walking around, loving life.

• 3:29Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's really walkable. Here's something that I have to talk about. This happened to me. So before, I'm glad that you were late, later than you said that you were gonna be.

• 3:38Speaker 05

  Oh, oh.

• 3:38Connor Wood?

  Hang on.

• 3:39Speaker 05

  Hold on.

• 3:39Connor Wood?

  Because. Like. I just can't believe I lived so much of my life with a garbage disposal and I didn't even think twice. I was like, this is just a part of my life. Of course I have a garbage disposal. And then one day. Like my life is divided into two parts. Garbage disposal and then like. After garbage disposal.

• 4:00Speaker 05

  B G D.

• 4:03Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 4:03Speaker 05

  And A G D.

• 4:06Connor Wood?

  Sure.

• 4:06Speaker 05

  If we wanna go biblical.

• 4:08Connor Wood?

  It's just like, it's, it's like one day it's gone. So if you have a garbage disposal, like. They paved paradise and they put up a parking lot in my kitchen and it is like so insane that I just don't have that anymore. So if you have one, like hug it today.

• 4:22Speaker 05

  Pause the, pause the video.

• 4:23Connor Wood?

  Go.

• 4:24Speaker 05

  Go put a banana peel down it.

• 4:25Connor Wood?

  Spaghetti down.

• 4:28Speaker 05

  And, and.

• 4:29Connor Wood?

  And just the sound of being like, oh, there's a fork in there, you know?

• 4:32Speaker 05

  Oh my.

• 4:33Connor Wood?

  And being like.

• 4:33Speaker 05

  That's a song. Did you know that?

• 4:35Connor Wood?

  There's a fork in there?

• 4:36Speaker 05

  The fork in the garbage disposal ding ding ding ding ding. No? Literally shaking.

• 4:43Connor Wood?

  Don't hurt yourself. No, uh, when you go down on your garbage disposal.

• 4:48Speaker 05

  Oh, oh.

• 4:49Connor Wood?

  And when you're going down on your garbage disposal.

• 4:53Speaker 05

  Honey.

• 4:53Connor Wood?

  And.

• 4:56Connor Wood?

  And you pull that fork out and it goes, oh, it's smooth. No one's ever felt more like Lindsay Lohan and Herbie for Fully Loaded. I'm down and I go, yeah, I found it. I fixed it. I want to get a full blown. I want to be covered in oil.

• 5:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, I want, yes.

• 5:09Connor Wood?

  I want a jumpsuit and I want it to say, uh, you fibs.

• 5:13Speaker 05

  Fibs.

• 5:14Connor Wood?

  Fibs garage.

• 5:14Speaker 05

  That actually looks good.

• 5:15Connor Wood?

  I pull that fork. I go, uh, ma'am, I found what was wrong.

• 5:19Speaker 05

  There was a fork in there, sweetie.

• 5:21Connor Wood?

  Hey.

• 5:22Speaker 05

  You have a handkerchief in your back pocket.

• 5:24Connor Wood?

  A little sweat on my upper lip.

• 5:25Speaker 05

  Oh my God. People are going to be hiring you left and right.

• 5:28Connor Wood?

  Damn.

• 5:29Speaker 05

  If podcasting fails, because if this episode takes you down, like we did not like what happened on that episode where he's great enough to do that kind of stuff.

• 5:38Connor Wood?

  Um, well, I also wanted to say like.

• 5:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, say it.

• 5:41Connor Wood?

  They're taking your garbage disposals, like the government is taking your garbage disposals. What's next?

• 5:49Speaker 05

  You know what?

• 5:49Connor Wood?

  Free speech? Healthcare?

• 5:51Speaker 05

  That's gone. Honey, that is gone.

• 5:53Connor Wood?

  What?

• 5:54Speaker 05

  We never got, I don't have an ice maker and I think.

• 5:57Connor Wood?

  Oh, Princess Polly over here.

• 6:01Speaker 05

  Literally.

• 6:01Connor Wood?

  Thinks life is just rainbows and butterflies and ice makers.

• 6:03Speaker 05

  No.

• 6:03Connor Wood?

  Yet no one has an ice maker. Who do you?

• 6:05Speaker 05

  When you live with one though, and then you go back to having to. Get the tray out, fill it up, put it back in. I'm like, I'm in hell. I'm saying life is little luxuries and sometimes we don't have those. I mean, I'm right now schlepping my, this is my problem with New York, taking all my laundry, two blocks down. I'm walking, I'm walking down the street underwear in hand. People are screaming at me.

• 6:26Connor Wood?

  It is weird that you just give them your underwear. It's like, here.

• 6:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm like, here.

• 6:29Connor Wood?

  Take this.

• 6:29Speaker 05

  Please wash this.

• 6:30Connor Wood?

  I wore this, I wore this all week. Here you go.

• 6:32Speaker 05

  I wore one pair all week and I'd be like, we didn't need to know that.

• 6:35Connor Wood?

  That's weird that I, I wear underwear so little that I have like lost etiquette. I was like, yeah, I wear these all week. And Maggie laughed and I was like, oh, that's not, that's not what people do. God.

• 6:45Speaker 05

  If you're wearing underwear all week, it's okay, but let's give it a change fast. But I, but I understand when you have to take your laundry to a random place and you leave it there and you're like, what are they gonna do? They're gonna wash it. I understand, but it makes me nervous. Laundry, if you have laundry, if you have an ice maker and if you have a garbage disposal, you are a billionaire. And check that.

• 7:08Connor Wood?

  Check that.

• 7:08Speaker 05

  Someone's listening there like, I can't pay my rent, but okay.

• 7:11Connor Wood?

  But I have an ice, but you have, but you have an ice maker.

• 7:13Speaker 05

  You have an ice maker, honey.

• 7:14Connor Wood?

  You're living, you're in the 1%.

• 7:17Speaker 05

  That would be.

• 7:18Connor Wood?

  Also, you know what? Throw this group in there.

• 7:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:21Connor Wood?

  In-unit washer dryer that is not the same machine.

• 7:25Connor Wood?

  Really? Just like, check your privilege.

• 7:28Speaker 05

  Check your privilege at the door.

• 7:29Connor Wood?

  And leave what you thought you knew.

• 7:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:32Connor Wood?

  There as well at the door.

• 7:33Speaker 05

  Did you ever, um, in college, did you have a washer dryer in your home?

• 7:38Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it was, um.

• 7:40Speaker 05

  Jesus, you had everything.

• 7:42Connor Wood?

  I mean, it was essentially like.

• 7:43Speaker 05

  You have this?

• 7:44Connor Wood?

  It was this, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 7:46Speaker 05

  She's gorgeous.

• 7:47Connor Wood?

  I, uh, we had a washer dryer, but it was like the scariest part of the house because it was, uh.

• 7:54Speaker 05

  In the basement?

• 7:56Connor Wood?

  No. We didn't have a basement. It's Texas.

• 7:59Speaker 05

  Where was it?

• 7:59Connor Wood?

  There's a watershed down there.

• 8:01Speaker 05

  There's no basements in Texas?

• 8:02Connor Wood?

  Uh-uh.

• 8:03Speaker 05

  I never knew.

• 8:05Connor Wood?

  I don't know my way around. I don't even, when people have a basement, I go, oh, how very funky.

• 8:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, we were like basement culture.

• 8:11Connor Wood?

  That's crazy. I would, we eat garage. We eat garage.

• 8:14Speaker 05

  You were chilling in garage. We, people had garage too, but we were like, go down to the basement, kids, and run around.

• 8:19Connor Wood?

  That's epic. I'm scared of basements, but that's just because I wasn't raised around them.

• 8:22Speaker 05

  You should be. My brothers used to lock me in the basement, turn off the lights, and play the, um, the X-Files soundtrack.

• 8:29Connor Wood?

  I don't know what that is either.

• 8:30Speaker 05

  X-Files?

• 8:31Connor Wood?

  I don't, oh, X-Files. I don't know. I've heard it.

• 8:34Speaker 05

  Scully and Mulder, I think. I am older, guys. I am in the hand, so I'm gonna be referencing things from the 1960s.

• 8:42Speaker 05

  That, um, X-Files, they have this, duh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, duh. I'm doing it horribly. I can't, I'm not, please. Just look it up. But they would play it and I would be bawling my eyes out.

• 8:52Connor Wood?

  It goes, um, "You put the fork in the garbage disposal, ding ding ding ding ding."

• 8:57Speaker 05

  That is a good ass song. Bop that, yeah.

• 9:02Connor Wood?

  The fork in the garb-, are you being serious?

• 9:03Speaker 05

  I mean, so dead serious.

• 9:05Connor Wood?

  Oh, do you think that would get us copyrighted? You've heard it too, is it?

• 9:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 9:09Connor Wood?

  Can we play it?

• 9:10Speaker 05

  Let's put the fork in the garb-

• 9:12Connor Wood?

  I thought you were just-

• 9:13Speaker 05

  That would be fun of me if I came up with that, but that's a real-

• 9:16Connor Wood?

  Just releasing an album.

• 9:17Speaker 05

  Yes, here it is. I think it's a drag queen, or they're gay, either way. They're doing, oh, oh my god, the ad right now is scary.

• 9:27Speaker 06

  Fork in the garbage disposal. Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal.

• 9:35Connor Wood?

  Oh, whoa, me going, I was like, oh, that's fun, Maggie. Pretty stupid, honestly, but that's fun.

• 9:41Speaker 05

  It's a full performance.

• 9:42Connor Wood?

  Oh, whoa, okay, my bad.

• 9:43Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 9:44Connor Wood?

  No cul-, no culture here.

• 9:46Speaker 05

  No culture.

• 9:46Connor Wood?

  No culture.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  Oh my god. Um, how have you, how's your time in New York been?

• 9:51Connor Wood?

  It's good. I really like it. Today I had, um-

• 9:55Connor Wood?

  A day out of someone's dreams.

• 9:57Speaker 05

  And it's barely even started the day.

• 9:59Connor Wood?

  I don't know, I really like, it rained today, like I woke up to the sound of rain, which was awesome. And I wasn't like, I'm gonna stay in bed and, and.

• 10:07Speaker 05

  You were like, I'm gonna get up.

• 10:09Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna get up and I'm gonna go to sit in a coffee shop instead of before, like I was, I was in the coffee shop actually working.

• 10:15Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 10:16Connor Wood?

  And.

• 10:16Speaker 05

  What were you working on?

• 10:17Connor Wood?

  I was reading through a script.

• 10:19Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 10:20Connor Wood?

  Which is cool, which is cool, which is cool, which is cool, which is cool. Was reading through a script and I, I actually, it was embarrassing because it was definitely, and I've been being called this a lot because I watched 500 Days of Summer last night, which I want to talk about. But performative, which was, it was, yeah, it was, it was genuinely like, I was embarrassed, which is, which is crazy because we're gonna, we're gonna go so far in the direction of performativism being so bad. That it, people are gonna start leaning into it because I did it on accident. Yeah, I'm wearing a, I'm wearing this, this gorgeous Warby Parker frames. Yes. And a cable net, of course. And I have my script out and I'm just having black coffee and two poached eggs. It's not a great, I might as well have a cigarette. I'm lit over my ear, you know?

• 11:02Speaker 05

  The two poached eggs took it over the top.

• 11:04Connor Wood?

  I have a tote bag sitting next, sitting, sitting sidecar, of course. Now like, did I ask to be?

• 11:10Speaker 05

  No.

• 11:11Connor Wood?

  That person, no, but that is like, those, all of those things are functional to me and there is a script pulled up on my, on my iPad.

• 11:18Speaker 05

  Someone walks by, they go, what the hell is that guy up to?

• 11:19Connor Wood?

  No, I mean, obviously in my, in my, in my brain, I'm like, they are wondering, they are wondering what my situation is.

• 11:26Speaker 05

  He's about to be in Martin Scorsese's next movie. Wait, that's really high, but did you see like there's performative male contests now? Men are going to parks.

• 11:36Connor Wood?

  Connor would look alike contest. Yeah, they.

• 11:38Speaker 05

  Oh, my God. They should be one of those because, well, there already is the whole internet.

• 11:42Connor Wood?

  It's crazy. I find this cafe, I actually just sent, I sent Brooke a video of it because I was like, you're joking that this was right next to my house. This whole time and I've been trying to find a spot that I could go and sit and not be constantly, and this is something that I need to work on. I'm constantly just like anxious that.

• 11:59Connor Wood?

  I don't know about going to a coffee shop or like, maybe you're not allowed to have your laptop, whatever. I go, I sit down. This girl takes a Zoom call out loud and she's, she's kicked out. Like they kicked her out. It was raining, dude. They kicked her out.

• 12:11Speaker 05

  You need to get out.

• 12:12Connor Wood?

  But obviously I order coffee. I order these two eggs. I'm like, this is amazing. 28 bucks. So I can't go back.

• 12:17Speaker 05

  For poached egg?

• 12:19Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I think that there was a typo.

• 12:21Speaker 05

  No, I think that's New York.

• 12:22Connor Wood?

  But I also don't think that there was a typo. I just want the two. I think it was, it was like a, like a, and then I tipped, but it was like a service fee.

• 12:30Speaker 05

  And thank you for tipping.

• 12:32Connor Wood?

  Right. Well, I don't, I think that they are paying their employees enough at the $28 mark for two. I don't know how much their eggs got. Maybe they're really good quality eggs.

• 12:42Speaker 05

  I, do they taste high quality?

• 12:43Connor Wood?

  No.

• 12:44Speaker 05

  Oh my God. I came to New York City, the place we're at once, and I got two, um, what's the word? Hard boiled eggs. Thank you.

• 12:54Connor Wood?

  What's the word?

• 12:54Speaker 05

  What's the word hard boiled eggs? And they gave them to me in shell.

• 13:01Connor Wood?

  Oh, they said, you're going to work for this. We have stuff going on.

• 13:03Speaker 05

  Is that right? Have you ever ordered hard boiled eggs? First of all, have you ever ordered hard boiled eggs?

• 13:10Connor Wood?

  No.

• 13:11Speaker 05

  Secondly, should, are they in shell? Is this, am I, please let me know, but be nice about it, please. I'm cracking. Well, I'm scared. I'm cracking them and they're, they're all over.

• 13:22Connor Wood?

  I'm cracking these eggs.

• 13:23Speaker 05

  I'm cracking these eggs in New York City.

• 13:24Connor Wood?

  There's shell in my hair. There's shell in my fingernails. There's shell in my, in my cleavage.

• 13:30Speaker 05

  Hollywood producer comes up, he goes, you got, we need you in Humpty Dumpty, queen. Sorry about that. They're, they're making a female version of Humpty Dumpty finally. We've been begging for it. Yeah, I know. Humpty Dumpty, she fell on a log. She her Humpty Dumpty.

• 13:46Connor Wood?

  She fell. She's broken. He's okay.

• 13:50Speaker 05

  Yes. I would slay. I'm sorry. I'm a millennial. I'm going to say slay. I would slay that role as Humpty Dumpty. The girl version.

• 13:59Connor Wood?

  The girl version.

• 14:01Speaker 05

  You are performing, you have a Moby Dick book.

• 14:04Connor Wood?

  I already talked about that last week.

• 14:05Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 14:06Connor Wood?

  If you listen to this podcast, you would know.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  I do, I didn't listen to it last week, okay, I'm sorry.

• 14:10Connor Wood?

  Oh. Oh, good.

• 14:12Speaker 05

  I didn't listen last week and I won't listen to this week because I can't listen to myself.

• 14:15Connor Wood?

  Well, no worries, because I'm sure someone's gonna jump your bones about talking, why they gave you your egg in the shell. There's, I've never seen, I've never seen, in recent days, I've never seen a, a society of people weaponized knowing a fun fact ever in my life until recently. It's like, I posted yesterday this TikTok about groceries being expensive, essentially.

• 14:37Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 14:39Connor Wood?

  One person goes, interesting you started with hummus, given the state of, the state of things. I go, I'm eating hummus, like what? I go, okay, next, next comment. Um, yeah, hummus is expensive because, and then they went on to explain that the, um, labors that, well, the labors that actually mush the chickpeas into hummus, they're all, they all have arthritis. And so that, they have to overprice the hummus. They didn't say that, they said something like, but I'm like, I am not your enemy here. It costs a lot of money and at the end of the day, hummus is baby food.

• 15:09Speaker 05

  And also, like, you're making a joke on the app TikTok.

• 15:11Connor Wood?

  I'm having fun.

• 15:12Speaker 05

  Having fun.

• 15:13Connor Wood?

  Also, like, I've just, that, that whole thing, like, fun facts used to be just that, like, if someone came up and said, do you know why hummus is so expensive? Because all the people harvesting the chickpeas have arthritis. I'd say, you really? That's nuts. When you say, hey, moron. Chickpeas are hard to mush, dumbass. Maybe if you did a little bit of research, you would know that.

• 15:36Speaker 05

  We're going through a hard time in the world, everyone, all, everywhere, all at once, and they're taking it out on you and specifically your video.

• 15:43Connor Wood?

  Of my hummus.

• 15:44Speaker 05

  Of your hummus.

• 15:45Connor Wood?

  Like, my bad. Hummus being $14 yesterday, like, I don't get, hummus is not like, on my, yeah, well, I,

• 15:51Speaker 05

  Was it good?

• 15:51Connor Wood?

  I had checked out and I did self-checkout and I go, oh, there must be some mistake. I actually called the guy over, I'm just, did it charge me for like the tub? They go, no, that is correct.

• 16:01Connor Wood?

  And then he's like, do you want me to take it off? And he did this kinda like, uh, you want me to take it off?

• 16:05Speaker 05

  He's sad sack, do you want me to take this off?

• 16:07Connor Wood?

  I could tell it was gonna be like a scan, his ID code, ding the bell. And I said, you just don't, you know, I'd like lesson learned here. That was like when I learned how much fry from fried.

• 16:17Speaker 05

  He stands on the thing, the bell, and he goes, this guy needs his hummus taken off.

• 16:21Connor Wood?

  This guy's poor. They ring the poor, the poor bell.

• 16:25Speaker 05

  Oh my god, and then I'm getting egged in the corner. Hard boiled eggs to the head.

• 16:29Connor Wood?

  You have your shirt off, back to like, back against the wall. Cause they have to peg your back, so they welt you. It's like that pink, sorry, Maggie, take your shirt off.

• 16:38Speaker 05

  Maggie's naked, butt naked in the grocery store.

• 16:41Connor Wood?

  I'm checking out your butt naked over there.

• 16:44Speaker 05

  You're like, damn, she really fell off.

• 16:46Connor Wood?

  Maggie's butt naked, like, giving me a lap dance in the corner, like, okay, what else?

• 16:53Speaker 05

  That was, honey, honey, that is the sickest shit you've ever said.

• 16:58Connor Wood?

  I've said sicker.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's true. I-

• 17:01Speaker 00

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• 17:31Speaker 01

  Ugh, I hate Mondays.

• 17:33Speaker 00

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite?

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Uh, Taylor Hansen? Sure, I'll try one. Mmm.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  Hey, let's get back to work, please.

• 17:42Speaker 01

  But Taylor Hansen's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites.

• 17:46Speaker 02

  Taylor Hansen? Nice. Try one. Mmm.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites. There's nothing like it.

• 18:02Speaker 05

  You know what? I also think that New York, the grocery stores here are like all very high end.

• 18:07Connor Wood?

  Ooh.

• 18:08Speaker 05

  So I'm not allowed to say that?

• 18:09Connor Wood?

  No, I just think that they're expensive. I don't think that the quality of food is good. I've had to switch grocery stores like three times because the meat is tasting a little like sponge. And like, I know that no meat is real anymore. We're now in a, this is a pretty dark episode. Like I'm talking about how the state, the state of they.

• 18:25Speaker 05

  We're not even, and we're not even talking about the real shit that's going on.

• 18:27Connor Wood?

  No, like, yeah, we need to talk about Taylor Swift.

• 18:30Speaker 05

  Oh, honey, I'm ready to talk about Taylor Swift.

• 18:32Connor Wood?

  Okay, cool. Well, I got a couple more things, just absolutely burning a hole in my pocket, so.

• 18:36Speaker 05

  Okay, do you want to talk about them?

• 18:38Connor Wood?

  Yeah, well, this is relevant to you because I'm, I searched something up recently and if anyone's like listens for a while, they know that I've said that I thought I was getting dumber and then it was just kind of like a funny thing. I think I'm getting dumber, I think I'm getting dumber, but then I realized my attention span is getting a little bit lower and I didn't realize that until someone that I hadn't seen in a while was telling me about their new job. And in my head, I was like, I wish I could 2X this.

• 19:02Connor Wood?

  So I, because I want to hear what you do for work now, but I really don't need, like, so slow. I kind of wanted to 2X it and I wanted to kind of get, do something, do a chore while they, while I listen to what they say.

• 19:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:13Connor Wood?

  And then.

• 19:15Speaker 05

  But I also think in general, I don't really, unless it's a really cool job, I don't really care.

• 19:19Connor Wood?

  No, I'm gonna forget as soon as I walk away.

• 19:21Speaker 05

  I work as a business analyst at the corporate museum for factual, yeah, growth.com.

• 19:26Connor Wood?

  Well, same day, I heard a car crash and I turned and I saw it and I was like, I want to rewind.

• 19:35Speaker 05

  Now that's fucking twisted.

• 19:37Connor Wood?

  Yeah, so there's been some things. So then I didn't even type that in. I've just voiced it in my head, being a little concerned. I'm a little concerned by, like, I also saw someone else say, I just was about to go to sleep and I was watching TikToks and I was sad and I wished that I could still watch them with my, while I was in my eyes, behind my eyes while I was falling asleep. And she goes, whoop, they got me, they got me, they got me, time to read a book, which is why. So I don't know if it's from like me talking about it on the podcast or my, my recent spike in interest in, in reading.

• 20:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:09Connor Wood?

  That hasn't really, hasn't really kickstarted yet, quite yet, but.

• 20:14Speaker 05

  You're thinking about reading?

• 20:15Connor Wood?

  I read half of Brooke's book over the weekend.

• 20:17Speaker 05

  You, you told me it's amazing.

• 20:19Connor Wood?

  It's really good. And half, half a book over the weekend is really impressive for me. So I'm gonna pat, I'm gonna kiss my brain, but um, my whole FYP right now is like, hey, I'm a, I'm a social psychology major and we're studying this and our brains, actually, they don't devolve. They, they evolve into, cause in the past, we've needed long-term memory for survival, but like, the more we consume short-form video, the more our brain rewires to be like, I only need to know this much.

• 20:51Speaker 05

  Me begging to go 2X right now.

• 20:53Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I know. No, I'm repeating something for you. No, I don't, I don't even know if that made sense. But then you told me you took a month off your phone.

• 21:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, it changed. It was life-changing.

• 21:01Connor Wood?

  It was really tough because I wanted to send you TikToks and stuff and it wasn't, I'd, I'd be in the room and be like,

• 21:08Connor Wood?

  I hate this example, but I'd be like, six, seven or something. You'd be like, what are you talking about? But it made me feel, I was like, oh, the actual world that I'm operating in where the brain rot situation where I'm trying to have a joke with you and you're like, yeah, I've been out, I've been kinda outside.

• 21:23Speaker 05

  I know, but a lot of people I think are like that, you know, me being fully off wasn't like the norm. Like normally people would jump in with you and that is community. We, yeah, I think it's fun when we all know the same thing.

• 21:34Connor Wood?

  I think it's fun when we all know the same thing.

• 21:36Speaker 05

  We're like making a reference, me trying to think of one reference right now, like.

• 21:40Connor Wood?

  Tim Dillon, if you listened to the last 30 seconds of this podcast, he would clip it and he would have a hey day. He could do 30 minutes on the last 30 seconds. You go, you go, that's community. When we know the same thing, when we know the same thing, yes.

• 21:52Speaker 05

  That is community, guys. Come on.

• 21:54Connor Wood?

  That's why when I walked outside earlier and everyone kinda has Halloween decorations, I'd go, if you wanna unite everybody, put more, add more holidays, you guys, add more themed holidays. Everyone's in on it. I got some pumpkins.

• 22:07Speaker 05

  Let's start, let's start, like, everyone go, really go off on the ones we have and then we can add more.

• 22:13Connor Wood?

  Maybe they'll add more, maybe as a treat for us, for being, for being good.

• 22:17Speaker 05

  Yes. I'm showing up to Halloween parties and there's like seven people in the corner. I'm going, where's your Halloween costume? They're like, oh, uh, get a Halloween costume. If you're, if you don't have one, get one, start thinking about it and get one.

• 22:29Connor Wood?

  You be Humpty Dumpty, she/her.

• 22:32Speaker 05

  You could be that and send me a pic.

• 22:33Connor Wood?

  You go out with your shell on.

• 22:35Speaker 05

  Come on, honey. Get that.

• 22:37Connor Wood?

  Again, get cracked.

• 22:38Speaker 05

  Oh, my God. Get cracked. Oh, my God.

• 22:40Connor Wood?

  That's a term that I'm not liking and I really like, I hate that I said it.

• 22:43Speaker 05

  Do people say that?

• 22:44Connor Wood?

  Yeah, cracked is like the new.

• 22:48Connor Wood?

  Get cracked. Like, I don't know how to explain get cracked. It's.

• 22:51Speaker 05

  Like, is it bad?

• 22:53Connor Wood?

  It's in nature. Yeah, it's sexual.

• 22:54Speaker 05

  Like, I'm getting cracked tonight.

• 22:56Connor Wood?

  I'm getting cracked. Yeah, and it kind of get like when people say that I go.

• 22:59Speaker 05

  Honey, I haven't been cracked since 1993. I don't know how that's getting.

• 23:02Connor Wood?

  That worked. I did. I didn't mind that as much, but when someone said like,

• 23:07Connor Wood?

  our Starbucks barista must have gotten cracked last night because look at how much caramel is in my cup. I go, do you not feel gross typing that out? Like, that's just.

• 23:17Speaker 05

  Okay, I'm loving that, actually.

• 23:18Connor Wood?

  You're liking it? Wow.

• 23:20Speaker 05

  Shout out to the extra caramel.

• 23:22Connor Wood?

  I'm going Mormon mode over here. I don't like that. I'm gonna stick with soaking. Thanks.

• 23:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, thank you.

• 23:28Connor Wood?

  Don't crack me. Just soak.

• 23:30Speaker 05

  I don't like my Starbucks barista's cracked. I'll tell you that. No, I do.

• 23:34Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 23:34Speaker 05

  I want my day then it's cracked.

• 23:36Connor Wood?

  Yeah, hell, yeah.

• 23:36Speaker 05

  Absolutely.

• 23:38Connor Wood?

  On the on the FYP thing again, before we even move on, do you know the Sora thing that came out? Wow, I'm coming during this podcast and it's turning into like.

• 23:44Speaker 05

  No.

• 23:45Connor Wood?

  It's turning into like.

• 23:46Speaker 05

  I'm scared of that.

• 23:47Connor Wood?

  One of those think pieces. Sora. Okay, I was scared of it too, because.

• 23:51Speaker 05

  Every video is like.

• 23:52Connor Wood?

  The weird, the weird thing is, so Sora is that AI, I bet everyone already knows, but if you don't, I didn't know what it was in time, but it's all AI videos. You like type in a prompt and then it makes a video based on that prompt. And it's so real looking. And so it's a whole app. And the weird thing is, if you're just in the app, the good part is it kind of takes away the fear that like this, is this AI? Because it's all AI, you know? So it kind of takes that away. Now, I was scared. This is the best thing that's ever happened in my life. Jake Paul and James Charles doing collab pieces. And, and, and Jake Paul is going period. I was like, this is, this is actually the best, the best thing ever.

• 24:34Connor Wood?

  But you see Jake Paul and James Charles doing makeup videos and then you scroll and you see MLK Junior practicing the I Have A Dream speech in the mirror. And I was like, okay, this seems, this is kind of whack.

• 24:46Speaker 05

  I really don't like this.

• 24:48Connor Wood?

  Then also.

• 24:49Speaker 05

  Jake Paul sue. Not that I care about what he does, but can he sue like?

• 24:53Connor Wood?

  I don't, I mean, he would have to sue Sam Altman or something, whoever made Sora. And I think it is OpenAI.

• 25:00Speaker 05

  Oh, my God. No, that's really scary.

• 25:03Connor Wood?

  But it's like, these people that are making these videos that are like,

• 25:07Connor Wood?

  James Charles and Jake Paul, get ready with me. That's the reason it's 80 degrees in October, by the way. Like, that is funny, but it's kind of not worth it because I want to wear a sweater, you know?

• 25:16Speaker 05

  I would, yeah, I would love, I would wear a skirt and if I had jeans on, this whole pod would be different right now.

• 25:21Connor Wood?

  I'm drenched in sweat. I do feel good, though.

• 25:24Speaker 05

  No, this window now is really doing the damn thing.

• 25:26Connor Wood?

  Yeah, because it's cloudy now.

• 25:28Speaker 05

  It's supposed to replace TikTok, like you're just scrolling, but it's all AI. So you can't even like connect with it. Like, oh, my God, I'm talking about connection and community again.

• 25:37Connor Wood?

  This is, we've taken, we've taken several turns and it's always come back to connection and community, which is great.

• 25:42Speaker 05

  That's the theme of today.

• 25:44Connor Wood?

  I really want to decorate my stoop because these people are all decorating their stoop.

• 25:49Speaker 05

  Yes, pumpkin.

• 25:50Connor Wood?

  You know what's sad?

• 25:51Speaker 05

  What?

• 25:51Connor Wood?

  Oh, this is dark. Today's a dark one. But I don't feel dark. I feel good. I feel good.

• 25:57Speaker 05

  Nothing convinced someone where you're like, no, I feel, I feel good.

• 26:01Connor Wood?

  Mentally, I'm totally fine. I did get a message today that said, "People are worried about you."

• 26:07Speaker 05

  Are you serious?

• 26:09Connor Wood?

  Yeah, you're not alone. Someone thinks you might need extra support right now and asks us to help. I'm good.

• 26:14Speaker 05

  From Instagram?

• 26:16Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I feel good. I went on a walk, found a cafe today. Got my performative-ness in already today. Like, I feel great.

• 26:22Speaker 05

  Well, you know what? Maybe people needed to know. Now they know you are, he is okay.

• 26:27Connor Wood?

  If you didn't know, now you know. But what I realized about decorating my stoop, I was like, I really want to go get some pumpkins or maybe a scarecrow. Scarecrows are actually, they're a little too scary for me. They work on crows and me. Because they do, they give me the heebie-jeebies.

• 26:40Speaker 05

  Why? Because they're just kind of guys?

• 26:42Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I don't like that.

• 26:43Speaker 05

  They're just guys at the end of the day.

• 26:44Connor Wood?

  Don't put me in a room with a scarecrow.

• 26:46Speaker 05

  I am opposite. If you want to hang out, let me know. I'm always looking to hang out with a scarecrow.

• 26:53Connor Wood?

  You have a type.

• 26:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:56Connor Wood?

  Men that scarecrows.

• 26:59Speaker 05

  Scary men who can't talk. That reminds me of Wicked also.

• 27:03Connor Wood?

  It reminds me of like Ed Gein or whatever his name is.

• 27:06Speaker 05

  Are you watching that?

• 27:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 27:07Speaker 05

  I just started.

• 27:08Connor Wood?

  It's actually, um...

• 27:10Speaker 05

  They made him look freaky.

• 27:12Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's actually so upsetting that I kinda wish I wouldn't have started it. The fact that Addison Rae is so great.

• 27:19Speaker 05

  Is she good?

• 27:19Connor Wood?

  She's great. Yeah, she's really good.

• 27:21Speaker 05

  I really wanted to go to the concert in New York, but I didn't go.

• 27:24Connor Wood?

  I didn't know about it.

• 27:26Connor Wood?

  Um, what I was gonna say about decorating my stoop, sorry.

• 27:28Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 27:29Connor Wood?

  I wanted to get some pumpkins.

• 27:30Speaker 05

  Sometimes Addison Rae takes over.

• 27:31Connor Wood?

  But then I realized like I wouldn't even be able to post a picture of it. And then I was like, I kinda don't even wanna decorate it now. How sad.

• 27:36Speaker 05

  Why can't you post a photo? Oh, cause it's your house.

• 27:37Connor Wood?

  It would just be like my address. Yeah.

• 27:39Speaker 05

  The whole people would be here so fast. No, you could, um, you could send it to, you could send it in a group chat.

• 27:45Connor Wood?

  Like my mom.

• 27:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, she'd love it.

• 27:46Connor Wood?

  That would be good. Yeah, that would maybe, that would maybe scratch that itch.

• 27:48Speaker 05

  Send it to Brooke, send it to me. We'll give it a heart. We'll like it. And we'll be like, this is awesome.

• 27:52Connor Wood?

  We gotta call Brooke.

• 27:53Speaker 05

  Oh, my gosh.

• 27:54Connor Wood?

  I forgot. Whenever you want. Oh, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna give Brooke a call. Do you have anything else you wanna talk about?

• 27:58Speaker 05

  Um, a lot, but not right now.

• 28:01Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 28:02Speaker 05

  No, I'm kidding. Brooke, she's a good.

• 28:06Connor Wood?

  If I hold it up, can you guys, can you guys hear when I do this?

• 28:10Connor Wood?

  Okay, nice.

• 28:11Brooke Averick?

  Hello, my love.

• 28:13Connor Wood?

  Ciao.

• 28:14Speaker 05

  Hi, Brooke.

• 28:15Brooke Averick?

  Ciao. Hi, Aunt Maggie.

• 28:18Speaker 05

  How are you, Mama?

• 28:20Brooke Averick?

  I'm so good. Thanks for being the aunt that stepped up while Mama's away.

• 28:24Speaker 05

  Of course. I said Mama needs her, you know, Mama needs her rest and relaxation, which is traveling to a wedding.

• 28:30Brooke Averick?

  Mama needed her rest.

• 28:32Speaker 05

  Even though she's fully traveling. Um, are you getting married or what's, who's getting married?

• 28:36Brooke Averick?

  Am I getting married?

• 28:37Speaker 05

  I'm kidding.

• 28:39Brooke Averick?

  Just in general?

• 28:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, who's getting married?

• 28:42Brooke Averick?

  Oh, my friend.

• 28:44Speaker 05

  I love that.

• 28:44Connor Wood?

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:45Brooke Averick?

  I had a wedding last weekend and then I have one this weekend. And so I just got really overwhelmed with, with travel and, and Maggie, you graciously agreed to step up to the plate. So really appreciate that.

• 28:58Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that would've been like an insane amount of back and forth.

• 29:02Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:02Connor Wood?

  Cape Cod Philly, Cape Cod Philly. Well, we're missing you.

• 29:06Brooke Averick?

  I overestimated myself. Well, I'm missing you as well.

• 29:10Connor Wood?

  Um, and also, just like, while I'm thinking about it.

• 29:13Speaker 05

  Say it.

• 29:14Connor Wood?

  Um, I'll be in studio for the next three episodes in LA. So we have like, and we're, and we're, and we're doing, I can, I, we're also doing a YouTube video. With.

• 29:25Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, we have a lot going on.

• 29:28Connor Wood?

  With Tristan Chan.

• 29:29Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 29:30Connor Wood?

  In person next week.

• 29:31Speaker 05

  I love their podcast.

• 29:32Connor Wood?

  It's gonna be very fun.

• 29:34Speaker 05

  You guys are getting such.

• 29:35Brooke Averick?

  I'm very excited, a little girl like me.

• 29:38Connor Wood?

  Yeah, in the big city.

• 29:40Brooke Averick?

  What has, what have y'all talked about so far?

• 29:42Connor Wood?

  We honestly, we've been, it's been like, it's been.

• 29:48Speaker 05

  A little dark.

• 29:48Brooke Averick?

  Like one word, amazing?

• 29:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:50Connor Wood?

  One word, amazing. I'd say if two words, it's been all about community.

• 29:55Speaker 05

  I said community one time and now I'm getting ripped to shreds.

• 29:58Connor Wood?

  We talked about eggs. We talked about eggs. We talked about community. We talked about, um, the implications of leaning so much on artificial intelligence and the effects on the human brain.

• 30:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:09Connor Wood?

  You name it, we've covered it. We haven't gotten to.

• 30:12Brooke Averick?

  Those are all amazing topics.

• 30:13Connor Wood?

  We haven't gotten to Taylor Swift. That might be a good thing for you to, if you want to, do you have, what, and have, and where have you davened in yet?

• 30:22Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I'm so confused why so many people hate it so much.

• 30:25Connor Wood?

  I am too.

• 30:26Speaker 05

  Me too.

• 30:26Brooke Averick?

  I really enjoy the ones that I've listened to. I like Opalite because it sounds like they would sing it on Glee.

• 30:32Speaker 05

  Yes, they would have hardcore.

• 30:35Connor Wood?

  They would have leaded.

• 30:35Brooke Averick?

  And that might, oh, I like Father Figure. What's happening to me is that I am seeing on TikTok the songs as edits of like, they're, the songs play over edits of like, characters that I love. So there will be like,

• 30:51Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 30:51Brooke Averick?

  The Ophelia one to like, Akatar characters. And I'm like, well, yes.

• 30:55Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 30:55Brooke Averick?

  This is now like an Akatar song, and so I love it.

• 30:58Connor Wood?

  You're getting Pavlov dogged.

• 31:00Brooke Averick?

  Exactly.

• 31:01Speaker 05

  There's gonna be, can I, am I allowed to say this? There's gonna be one of you guys to ruin the friendship and I hope you guys know that's coming.

• 31:08Connor Wood?

  What?

• 31:08Brooke Averick?

  I'm looking forward to it.

• 31:10Speaker 05

  You know, there is.

• 31:11Connor Wood?

  Yeah, no, I forgot that was the name of a song for a second.

• 31:13Speaker 05

  I'm, I'm kind of scrolling, waiting for it. You guys get on that.

• 31:17Brooke Averick?

  I don't think I've listened to that one yet.

• 31:18Connor Wood?

  Kayla will be on it in a heartbeat.

• 31:19Speaker 05

  Kayla, we need to ruin the friendship and you can make one of me, you know, solo.

• 31:23Connor Wood?

  Kayla, please, please, please make one of Maggie, Aunt Maggie, maybe? What is it? What's the closest song to like auntie vibes?

• 31:31Speaker 05

  I, I, yeah, what's an auntie song?

• 31:35Brooke Averick?

  Let me sit on it.

• 31:36Connor Wood?

  Fork in the garbage disposal. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. That would actually be badass.

• 31:42Brooke Averick?

  I don't know that song.

• 31:44Connor Wood?

  So I had, I had the boys over. I had H3 over. I had Hank. I had Aiden over. And then we were watching baseball and then it dropped because we were on YouTube and it was like, hey, heads up, breaking news, Taylor Swift album dropped. We listened to it. I was like, this is fun.

• 31:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:00Connor Wood?

  And I think, I think what, I saw a headline that says, is Taylor Swift too happy to make good music? And I think, and it was crazy because I was like, it's weird for me to be like, and there's people online, clearly, just visually, Taylor Swift fans, you can tell.

• 32:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:17Connor Wood?

  And they're just number one haters. And it's like, it's just because it's different for you. And I think it's gonna, it's gonna be one of those things where in six months from now, they're gonna be like, oh, wait, it was, it was good.

• 32:27Speaker 05

  They're already coming around.

• 32:28Connor Wood?

  It's just different. And I think that, I think that we hold Taylor Swift to a higher standard than other artists. But if I, and I'm gonna say, I'm gonna give an example, and this is not representative of my view for these people. But if Demi Lovato would have come out with these songs, we would be like, nice, good job for getting back in the studio. For example.

• 32:45Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, well, they, they.

• 32:46Speaker 05

  Demi Lovato's taking strays today. No, I'm just kidding.

• 32:49Connor Wood?

  Well, I liked her, her new stuff too.

• 32:50Speaker 05

  I like Stone Cold. She's new stuff.

• 32:52Brooke Averick?

  I think people are just like disappointed in like the lyric, the lyrics.

• 32:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, everybody really, really wants her to go back to folklore and it's like, she ain't going back there. She ain't going back there.

• 33:01Brooke Averick?

  It was an era.

• 33:02Speaker 05

  It was an era.

• 33:03Brooke Averick?

  It was an era. We are in a different era right now.

• 33:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah, changes.

• 33:08Brooke Averick?

  Lyrically, it's not great, but who, I personally am somebody that. Most of the time I enjoy listening for just like the beat and the melody. Most of the time. And so that's, that's fine with me for this one.

• 33:20Connor Wood?

  And me, and me too.

• 33:21Speaker 05

  And also me, I, I, I just wanna zone out and, you know.

• 33:25Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I had a, I had a great time with it. I think it's like fun, happy upbeat. I also listen to lyrics and I like, I like, I like, I like the lyrics. I think they're funny and I like that.

• 33:35Brooke Averick?

  The only one that I was like, oh, this, I could pass on these lyrics was the eldest daughter one.

• 33:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:42Brooke Averick?

  When she was like in the same breath, like, um, not a savage and the bad bit, bad bitch, whatever. I was like, oh, that's hard. But then I saw the video explanation of her being like, well, this is just like how an eldest sister would talk like and trying to relate. Kind of to the youth, like millennial cringe.

• 33:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:59Brooke Averick?

  And I was like, oh, I get it. That's sweet. But

• 34:02Speaker 05

  That one and canceled.

• 34:03Brooke Averick?

  I also think that songs shouldn't like necessarily have to be explained. I don't know. Who gives a fuck?

• 34:10Connor Wood?

  I don't.

• 34:11Speaker 05

  I don't.

• 34:12Connor Wood?

  But I also, I do, cause it was, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I, that's a really great, um, read.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  Makes a lot, yes, that is correct.

• 34:21Connor Wood?

  Uh, yeah, I, I, I saw that like not to be

• 34:26Connor Wood?

  like an intellect, but I saw that right away. I was like, this is just like who she, that is how she taught.

• 34:30Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 34:31Connor Wood?

  She, she makes a video to like a Sexy Red song in that arena with her cat and turns around like, things I did, that. And it's like,

• 34:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I know.

• 34:39Speaker 05

  It's very on brand.

• 34:41Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. She is a millennial.

• 34:42Speaker 05

  People are expecting her to be someone else. It's like she draw the cat, I strap enough to kill a man. Like that's, that's her.

• 34:49Brooke Averick?

  And that's Really good point.

• 34:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:52Connor Wood?

  So anyways.

• 34:52Brooke Averick?

  It is, and it can be, it is a little bit tough for me to listen to that one, but in a way that I can push past it.

• 34:58Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 34:59Brooke Averick?

  And I will.

• 35:00Speaker 05

  And I will.

• 35:02Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Um, okay. Well, well said across the board. We're three for three. We're fans. That's crazy.

• 35:07Speaker 05

  We are Life is So Girl.

• 35:08Brooke Averick?

  That's amazing.

• 35:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:09Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 35:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, there's a, uh, what's the misconception that I'm like not a Taylor Swift fan and that's not the case. I'm just like, I think everyone's really used to me being like obsessed with things, which is so fair. But I, and I like, I like Taylor Swift and I'm just not obsessed with her, which I think is what gives people pause.

• 35:29Speaker 05

  Yeah. You got, I'm kind of a stan of like all the pop girls, like you can't, you can't pair them against each other for me.

• 35:37Brooke Averick?

  I love that, Mag. Yeah.

• 35:38Speaker 05

  Try it. Just give it a try, because I'm not gonna take it.

• 35:41Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Okay, I'll give it a, yeah.

• 35:44Connor Wood?

  Auntie Mogs will be knocking at your door. You are not gonna pit these girls against each other, punk.

• 35:50Speaker 05

  Nice try when I'm here.

• 35:51Connor Wood?

  Get in the basement.

• 35:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm putting them in two corners. I'm making them work it out on the remix. Sorry, Charlie.

• 35:56Brooke Averick?

  No, you know, one of my New Year's resolutions was to support more women.

• 36:00Speaker 05

  Oh, my God. You're doing it right now.

• 36:03Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, yeah, I am.

• 36:04Speaker 05

  Letting me be here, you're doing it.

• 36:06Brooke Averick?

  Amazing what follows, right?

• 36:07Speaker 05

  Let's all support more women this rest of this year, including.

• 36:10Connor Wood?

  Let's give it our best shot.

• 36:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, let's give it our best shot to support women. It is October, which is, no, that's not Women's History Month.

• 36:18Connor Wood?

  I don't, I think it's actually.

• 36:20Speaker 05

  Breast cancer awareness, never mind.

• 36:21Connor Wood?

  Is it?

• 36:22Speaker 05

  And Halloween.

• 36:23Connor Wood?

  Let's, let's like do a shout out to whatever.

• 36:25Speaker 05

  It is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

• 36:27Connor Wood?

  Why doesn't it say in my calendar?

• 36:30Speaker 05

  They're not supporting women on your calendar.

• 36:33Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 37:02Speaker 01

  Ugh, I hate Mondays.

• 37:04Speaker 00

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite?

• 37:06Speaker 01

  Taylor Hansen? Sure, I'll try one. Mmm.

• 37:12Speaker 02

  Hey, let's get back to work, please.

• 37:13Speaker 01

  But Taylor Hansen's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Taylor Hansen? Nice.

• 37:19Speaker 00

  Try one.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 37:25Speaker 03

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites. There's nothing like it.

• 37:33Brooke Averick?

  That's what movie my brother and I are about to watch.

• 37:36Connor Wood?

  One battle after another.

• 37:39Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 37:39Speaker 05

  Oh, what?

• 37:41Brooke Averick?

  James and the Giant Peach.

• 37:43Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's even, that's great. Another classic.

• 37:45Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 37:46Speaker 05

  That is such a good one.

• 37:47Brooke Averick?

  It's raining and like kinda cold in Philly. So I was like, what feels right to me? And what came into the noggin was James and the Giant Peach.

• 37:55Connor Wood?

  Can you remind me why the peach was giant?

• 37:58Speaker 05

  Magic.

• 37:59Brooke Averick?

  I can't. I'll be able to after I see it. I don't remember much. All I remember is that I wanted to eat it.

• 38:04Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 38:05Speaker 05

  One of my most-

• 38:05Connor Wood?

  I think he lives inside the peach. I think it's a, I think it's a, I think it's a referendum on Moby Dick. I really do.

• 38:10Speaker 05

  He leaves his crazy aunts to live in the peach.

• 38:13Connor Wood?

  Just double check for me, Brooke. I think it is Moby Dick adjacent. Cause he does end up in the belly of the peach. And how'd the peach get that big? You're gonna have to let us know.

• 38:22Brooke Averick?

  I will let you know.

• 38:24Speaker 05

  I do wanna say one of my most viral tweets was about James and the Giant Peach. Do you wanna hear it?

• 38:28Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 38:28Brooke Averick?

  What was the tweet? Yeah.

• 38:29Speaker 05

  Oh, here comes James and his giant fucking peach.

• 38:34Speaker 05

  Thank you guys. Love for love and support.

• 38:37Connor Wood?

  That's a real laugh.

• 38:39Connor Wood?

  Brooke laughs like that, that means like she genuinely like that.

• 38:43Speaker 05

  That means the world to me. Thank you.

• 38:45Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, no, I'm really, that is, that was a genuine laugh.

• 38:48Connor Wood?

  Here comes James and his giant fucking peach again.

• 38:52Speaker 05

  Here he is. No, I, I love the spider in that. She is, she is serving.

• 38:55Brooke Averick?

  She's like sexy, sexy.

• 38:57Speaker 05

  Yes, yes. Isn't she in a beret? I don't know. I'm imagining that.

• 39:02Brooke Averick?

  Yes, I think.

• 39:04Connor Wood?

  Have I seen this movie?

• 39:05Speaker 05

  The two aunts, they're like, get in there. The spider.

• 39:10Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 39:11Brooke Averick?

  I don't remember the Pacific.

• 39:12Speaker 05

  That's a good Halloween costume. I'm gonna be that for Halloween.

• 39:15Connor Wood?

  The spider looks like something from Courage the Cowardly Dog, which I don't like.

• 39:20Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I like Courage the Cowardly Dog.

• 39:21Speaker 05

  Don't go for Miss Spider. We're, we're, we're supporting women.

• 39:25Connor Wood?

  Oh, I didn't, I said, I'm gonna give it my best shot. I didn't totally agree.

• 39:29Brooke Averick?

  I did not promise anything.

• 39:31Connor Wood?

  Yeah. There are exceptions to every rule.

• 39:34Brooke Averick?

  I did not make any promises.

• 39:35Connor Wood?

  I don't know, I don't know the intentions of Miss Spider, but I'm not 100% on board.

• 39:39Speaker 05

  She helps James. Don't worry. She's like, honey, I got you. I'll be your father figure. I'll drink that brown liquor.

• 39:48Connor Wood?

  That's Jayla. Yeah, I know. Okay. I listened to the album in full.

• 39:53Brooke Averick?

  I actually haven't even listened in full yet.

• 39:56Connor Wood?

  I lied. I don't know why I did. Sorry. But I did. I skipped around because I only had the I only had the boys' attention for a couple of minutes, you know? The boys are back in town.

• 40:05Brooke Averick?

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:06Connor Wood?

  There's no way.

• 40:07Brooke Averick?

  You know, my favorite song is.

• 40:08Connor Wood?

  Not at all. What? What?

• 40:10Brooke Averick?

  Speaking of supporting women, uh, my new favorite song is Where's My Husband? I think Ray is like the most amazing woman that I've ever.

• 40:20Connor Wood?

  I haven't heard this.

• 40:21Brooke Averick?

  Heard. Yes, you have.

• 40:23Connor Wood?

  We'll listen to it in the.

• 40:23Brooke Averick?

  And I'm like, the ring, and I'm like, I would like, I would like, turn it right.

• 40:27Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 40:30Brooke Averick?

  You know what I mean?

• 40:31Connor Wood?

  You're right. I have heard it. Yes. I first saw a tweet about Where's My Husband and it said, Ray's Where's Where's My Husband is? And everyone was like, wait, where is he missing? It didn't. They didn't. They didn't quote it. I didn't know it was a sign. I was like, oh, she's tweeting Where's My Husband? I was like, yikes. You gotta find this guy. I go, yikes. She seems so classy and she lost her husband? That's scary for her. Come home soon.

• 40:54Brooke Averick?

  It's an amazing song.

• 40:55Connor Wood?

  Keep your keep your drama inside the inside the home. Inside the peach gone, girl. Keep your keep your drama inside the peach. If you know, you know. If you know, you know.

• 41:04Brooke Averick?

  Oh, my God, you guys, I just got an alert. Authorities have arrested a suspect in the Palisades fire after a nine-month investigation.

• 41:12Connor Wood?

  What?

• 41:14Brooke Averick?

  Somebody started the Palisades fires.

• 41:16Connor Wood?

  I mean, I said that 400 times, so I wouldn't take a little bit of credit there. Do you know who it was?

• 41:23Brooke Averick?

  Oh, my God.

• 41:24Connor Wood?

  I had a friend on the hike where the my favorite hike where the fire started and she said that these people ran, sprinted down past her and then she got in her car and 10 minutes later, the fire alert happened. What was their? It was Kylie. Why?

• 41:40Connor Wood?

  Why are they trying to do that?

• 41:41Brooke Averick?

  Was it Skull Rock Trailhead?

• 41:45Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 41:46Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 41:47Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 41:47Connor Wood?

  Oh, but there were several fires, so.

• 41:50Brooke Averick?

  He lit a trash can on fire.

• 41:52Connor Wood?

  That doesn't sound like, that doesn't sound like what I'm thinking of, but that's annoying. You can't be setting trash cans on fire. It's, there's a time and a place to set a trash can on fire and it's not.

• 42:03Speaker 05

  You know what you should light on fire? A candle.

• 42:06Connor Wood?

  Oh, who burned?

• 42:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, literally burned.

• 42:09Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Um, do you have any more updates for us, Smith Brook?

• 42:14Brooke Averick?

  Um, oh, I wish, oh, how I wish I did.

• 42:19Brooke Averick?

  Oh, how I wish.

• 42:21Connor Wood?

  Well, do you?

• 42:21Speaker 05

  Oh, how I wish.

• 42:23Connor Wood?

  How was, how was last weekend's wedding? And I'm glad that you got to update everyone on Lindsay's Love Ventures on Snapchat. That was nice.

• 42:30Brooke Averick?

  Oh, did you like that?

• 42:31Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it was, I like, it was nice. It was like catching up on a season of a show that I had just watched.

• 42:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, we've got to get Lindsay, so for those of you that missed it, I think, because I think I only spoke about it.

• 42:42Connor Wood?

  Oh, in bonus, yeah.

• 42:44Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, Lindsay is one of my best friends from growing up, who is just like, truly the most unique individual and has a passion for traveling and languages. So she speaks about eight languages fluently, but they're all like kind of unique languages. Like even like for like a lot of like specific dialects of certain villages. Because she travels and then she usually finds an international lover.

• 43:09Connor Wood?

  Right, we all do.

• 43:11Brooke Averick?

  And then like kind of learns the culture and the language of the lover. And that kind of becomes her thing. Like the way that like some people obsess over celebrities, like Lindsay obsesses over like culture.

• 43:22Speaker 05

  Wait, she's amazing. Wait, Brooke, this is a reference for you. I speak six languages.

• 43:30Brooke Averick?

  What's that reference?

• 43:31Speaker 05

  It's a musical, come on.

• 43:34Speaker 05

  Spelling Bee?

• 43:35Brooke Averick?

  I don't know it.

• 43:35Speaker 05

  Spelling Bee?

• 43:36Brooke Averick?

  No, I haven't seen Spelling Bee.

• 43:37Speaker 05

  Oh, you would love it.

• 43:39Brooke Averick?

  I know I would.

• 43:40Connor Wood?

  Oh, Brooke, you would have loved Spelling Bee.

• 43:41Brooke Averick?

  I would have loved Spelling Bee.

• 43:42Speaker 05

  You've never seen it.

• 43:44Connor Wood?

  I didn't have to, I don't have to see it.

• 43:46Speaker 05

  To love it?

• 43:46Connor Wood?

  I've seen Akela and the Bee, that's close enough to a Spelling Bee.

• 43:50Speaker 05

  Wow, she's on, no, you need to get her on this pod because she sounds incredible.

• 43:53Connor Wood?

  Like, I fall in love with cultures too. That's why I can't wait to move to Minneapolis and find a lover and with a basement. Because I wasn't raised around basement culture.

• 44:02Brooke Averick?

  Lindsay, uh, she works in, um, Like nonprofit law and human rights.

• 44:08Speaker 05

  She's like a good person.

• 44:09Brooke Averick?

  She's like an extremely good and like the most intelligent person that I know. And so she was working at an NGO in like a very small, remote Indian village and developed a relationship with the, the village basket leaver.

• 44:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:24Brooke Averick?

  Um.

• 44:25Speaker 05

  I know a little bit about that.

• 44:26Brooke Averick?

  We were giving an update. We were giving an update on Lakshmi, the basket leaver. And yeah, so that was that. I would like to get Lindsay on the podcast. I think that would be interesting. And she has a very long, uh, presentation on her Google Drive of all the women and, and cultures and that she's been with and experienced. And it's really amazing and enlightening.

• 44:47Connor Wood?

  That could be really nice.

• 44:48Speaker 05

  Who did she end up marrying? What?

• 44:50Connor Wood?

  She's not married.

• 44:51Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought it was her wedding.

• 44:52Connor Wood?

  She's moving to London.

• 44:53Brooke Averick?

  Oh, no, different wedding. Lindsay moving to London. Yeah. But Lindsay will be at, Lindsay and I are bridesmaids in the wedding.

• 45:00Speaker 05

  Oh, okay. That's, that's.

• 45:01Brooke Averick?

  It's our other childhood friend. Yeah.

• 45:04Connor Wood?

  Well, that's just fabulous. Where's the wedding this weekend?

• 45:07Brooke Averick?

  The wedding this weekend is like an hour outside of, an hour and a half outside of Philly.

• 45:12Speaker 05

  Come on.

• 45:13Connor Wood?

  Fun.

• 45:14Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I think you would love it.

• 45:17Connor Wood?

  I know. I'll get up there.

• 45:18Brooke Averick?

  To go, one day we'll have to go to, it's like in the country. So.

• 45:23Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's.

• 45:24Brooke Averick?

  And it's very beautiful. So.

• 45:26Connor Wood?

  Oh, maybe, maybe a writer's retreat when we work on our rom com.

• 45:29Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 45:31Speaker 05

  Post some pics of your bridesmaids dress.

• 45:32Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 45:33Speaker 05

  Wait to see.

• 45:34Brooke Averick?

  Okay. Yeah. We're all wearing the same dress and stuff like that.

• 45:37Speaker 05

  Oh, and stuff like that. I can't wait. I'll give it, I'll give it a like.

• 45:41Brooke Averick?

  That, um, that would be really sweet.

• 45:44Speaker 05

  Of course. I'm supporting women.

• 45:45Brooke Averick?

  I miss you both and Maggie. Thank you again. And I'll see everyone in, in Stude.

• 45:52Speaker 05

  Love you so much.

• 45:54Connor Wood?

  Peace out.

• 45:54Brooke Averick?

  Love you so much.

• 45:55Connor Wood?

  Love you.

• 45:55Brooke Averick?

  Don't hesitate to, you know, let me know if you have any more questions or anything like that.

• 45:59Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 46:01Brooke Averick?

  Okay. Love you.

• 46:02Connor Wood?

  Love you. Izzy says hi too. You can tell it in her eyes.

• 46:05Brooke Averick?

  Hi Izzy. Izzy's with the, uh, with the boys.

• 46:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Izzy's in suit with the boys.

• 46:10Brooke Averick?

  Well, yeah, no, like she's saying, she's like with my cats.

• 46:13Connor Wood?

  Oh, the cats.

• 46:14Speaker 05

  Oh, the boys. I love those boys.

• 46:16Connor Wood?

  My bad. I was like, yeah, she's totally in the studio with the boys.

• 46:18Brooke Averick?

  Very good, girl. Very good.

• 46:20Speaker 05

  She's surrounded by men. It's insane.

• 46:22Brooke Averick?

  Thank you for letting me know.

• 46:24Connor Wood?

  By the way, Izzy was, Izzy was absolutely silent when we all agreed to support women this year. So.

• 46:29Brooke Averick?

  Interesting.

• 46:29Connor Wood?

  Still is. You know what? No worries. We'll skim right past that. Um, I can vouch for Izzy.

• 46:35Brooke Averick?

  She's a good person.

• 46:36Connor Wood?

  She's a good person.

• 46:36Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 46:37Connor Wood?

  And we'll leave it there. Um, okay, Brooke, have fun. Enjoy James and his peach, his fucking peach.

• 46:43Speaker 05

  And his giant fucking peach. Love ya.

• 46:45Brooke Averick?

  Love you.

• 46:45Connor Wood?

  Love you. Bye.

• 46:47Brooke Averick?

  Bye.

• 46:48Speaker 05

  Oh, perfect girl.

• 46:49Connor Wood?

  I can't believe she was able to give us 17 minutes pre peach.

• 46:53Speaker 05

  She really did the damn thing.

• 46:54Connor Wood?

  I would be way too horned up if I knew a peach was on its way to my eyes.

• 46:58Speaker 05

  What the hell? If you knew her, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You get horny for the movie James and the Giant Peach?

• 47:03Connor Wood?

  Oh, my God. Yeah, different strokes for different folks. It's James and his giant fucking peach and that Spider Woman for me.

• 47:09Speaker 05

  I gotta call the cops. Um, yeah, I think that that is such a, you should watch it. It's a good Halloween movie. It's kind of spooky.

• 47:19Connor Wood?

  Halloween? I have definitely never seen, I've read the book.

• 47:23Speaker 05

  It's not Halloween. No, no, it's not Halloween, but I think it's a good movie. If you, do you like spooky, scary movies?

• 47:28Connor Wood?

  Well, no.

• 47:29Speaker 05

  I don't like scary movies, so I need something that's a little spooky. And this is like,

• 47:33Connor Wood?

  I don't like, um,

• 47:34Speaker 05

  The ants?

• 47:34Connor Wood?

  What's the guy with that's all the, everyone, like, all the characters look like, um,

• 47:39Speaker 05

  See, it's a little spooky.

• 47:42Connor Wood?

  It's like unsettling.

• 47:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:43Connor Wood?

  It looks like if I did shrooms and saw this image, I would cry.

• 47:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would think I was a bug.

• 47:49Connor Wood?

  I don't like this at all. No, this is not for me, and that's okay.

• 47:51Speaker 05

  You like Coraline?

• 47:52Connor Wood?

  That's what I was gonna say. Once you start getting into character, the, all the characters that look like, um,

• 47:56Speaker 05

  I love Coraline.

• 47:57Connor Wood?

  Hmm.

• 47:59Speaker 05

  Like, uh,

• 47:59Connor Wood?

  I'm trying to think of, like, um, like, kind of, like, kind of Emma Chamberlain. I kind of, like, lose, I get a little sp- like, I don't like, um,

• 48:07Speaker 05

  Oh, you know what? That's, that would be fun. Instead of ant, I'm, I'm the other mother.

• 48:13Speaker 05

  You know other mother?

• 48:14Connor Wood?

  No, I don't know other mother.

• 48:15Speaker 05

  That's other mother. She's the bad one. So when I come on,

• 48:18Connor Wood?

  She's bad?

• 48:18Speaker 05

  I'm the other mother. Yeah.

• 48:20Connor Wood?

  Other mother's here. She's bad.

• 48:22Speaker 05

  And you're, she's, but she's bad in a bad way. Um, she, and your dad, who he, um, he plays the piano.

• 48:29Connor Wood?

  Of course he does.

• 48:30Speaker 05

  Making up songs about Coraline. Wait, would you like Tim Burton or no?

• 48:34Connor Wood?

  That's what I was trying to get to. I couldn't remember his name. Whoever named Tim Burton was absolutely right.

• 48:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, he did, they, they went off.

• 48:41Connor Wood?

  That is Tim Burton.

• 48:42Speaker 05

  Tim Burton's mom and dad, shout out. Um, he, he really, uh,

• 48:47Connor Wood?

  Is he, can I see what Tim Burton looks like, please? I, I've, he, if he, I'm gonna scream. Oh, no, that's actually perfect.

• 48:56Speaker 05

  But his hair is really perfect.

• 48:57Connor Wood?

  That's Tim. He kind of looks like

• 49:01Speaker 05

  He did Nightmare

• 49:02Connor Wood?

  Matthew Gray Gubler, like in his future, kind of, in a huge way.

• 49:07Speaker 05

  Do you have like a thing where you have to say the words Matthew Gray Gubler every podcast? And it's like a pain?

• 49:13Connor Wood?

  We hit our

• 49:13Speaker 05

  Drink every time they say Matthew Gray Gubler.

• 49:16Connor Wood?

  MGG sponsors the podcast to keep his name in the press. And we're killing it.

• 49:22Speaker 05

  Good job. Do you, um, do you like Nightmare Before Christmas?

• 49:26Connor Wood?

  No, I don't like, I don't like this kind of thing, this vibe.

• 49:29Speaker 05

  What's this? What's this?

• 49:30Connor Wood?

  There's something in the air. Oh, damn.

• 49:34Speaker 05

  Um, some people

• 49:34Connor Wood?

  Hey!

• 49:35Speaker 05

  Yo, yo, relax, polar bear. Oh, look at that. My, my nieces and nephews are obsessed. Zero, the dog.

• 49:46Speaker 05

  Dress Max up for Halloween.

• 49:48Connor Wood?

  I will.

• 49:49Speaker 05

  That would be cute.

• 49:49Connor Wood?

  I'm actually gonna be, I'm gonna be in Boston. If you're coming to my shows in Boston over Halloween, we are dressing up.

• 49:54Speaker 05

  We are dressing up. Maybe I'm gonna be my spider, I think. Do you think that's, that's fun?

• 49:59Connor Wood?

  Yeah, Maggie, I'm sorry I said my show. Our show's in Boston.

• 50:03Speaker 05

  No, it's your show. It's called Fibs and Friends.

• 50:05Connor Wood?

  We're, well, me and my friends, friends have a show and it is dress up and we're all gonna be dressed as fuck up. And it's gonna be really fun. Do whatever you feel is right. I haven't figured out what I'm gonna be yet, but it's gonna be really fun.

• 50:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, maybe I'll bring a little treat for some good costumes. I don't know what.

• 50:22Connor Wood?

  Oh, a little prize would be fun.

• 50:24Speaker 05

  Candy, maybe?

• 50:25Connor Wood?

  Did you hear that? I just spilled all over my

• 50:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, you did. You pissed yourself.

• 50:32Connor Wood?

  They're soaked.

• 50:33Speaker 05

  Go piss, queen.

• 50:34Connor Wood?

  I'm wearing a bathing suit, so that's totally fine.

• 50:36Speaker 05

  Is that real?

• 50:36Connor Wood?

  I'm like in a water

• 50:37Speaker 05

  I don't like look, I'm like looking down and I'm like, don't look.

• 50:40Connor Wood?

  Real, yep, babe, all real. So, um, did you, well, I was gonna, well.

• 50:46Speaker 05

  Say it.

• 50:49Connor Wood?

  Okay, I just gotta get this off my chest.

• 50:51Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 50:52Connor Wood?

  Jennifer Aniston is dating a hypnotist. Okay, there.

• 50:57Speaker 05

  I I

• 50:58Connor Wood?

  I dressed it.

• 50:58Speaker 05

  I didn't know that was real. Let me see him.

• 51:02Connor Wood?

  Unless I dreamed that I saw this.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  Jim Curtis?

• 51:05Connor Wood?

  Is dating Jim Curtis, a hypnotist she previously married. And she shares a teenage son with his ex.

• 51:11Speaker 05

  What?

• 51:13Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 51:14Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, he's hot.

• 51:15Connor Wood?

  I see how he's a hypnotist.

• 51:17Speaker 05

  He can hypnotize me. I'm right now like.

• 51:20Connor Wood?

  By the way, if you look up, look up a picture of Jim Curtis. Yeah, that's a.

• 51:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're gonna want to look up a picture.

• 51:28Connor Wood?

  It looks. You're gonna want to pull up a picture of Jim Curtis and hey, if you're driving, pull over. Okay?

• 51:35Speaker 05

  You're gonna want to save image.

• 51:36Connor Wood?

  And if you're in public, go ahead and head home. This is not safe for work. What kind of hypnotist has headshots like this? This guy looks like Bradley Cooper.

• 51:46Speaker 05

  They have to have headshots.

• 51:47Connor Wood?

  And Bradley Cooper and what's his face? The other one that's Bradley Cooper and also. And also.

• 51:55Speaker 05

  Bradley, who's someone that looks like Bradley Cooper?

• 51:57Connor Wood?

  And also George Clooney. That's, it looks like a combo of all of them.

• 52:02Speaker 05

  Clooney.

• 52:03Connor Wood?

  George Clooney.

• 52:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, honey, damn, he hypnotized her right. He was like, Jennifer Aniston, you will be in love with me.

• 52:09Connor Wood?

  No, yeah, he just looked at her and was like, hey.

• 52:11Speaker 05

  I went to a hypnotist once. He was ugly as hell. And he tried to hypnotize, whoa, he tried to hypnotize me and it didn't work. And then he said my brain was weak. But I'm like, isn't it opposite?

• 52:25Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I'm actually. I'm actually more prone to being hypnotized because I'm, I'm, I'm slow.

• 52:32Speaker 05

  You'd like, well, that was the worst moment of my life.

• 52:35Connor Wood?

  I want to know if it's, I know everyone says that it's, it's not real hypnotic. But sometimes I see him like, well, then did this girl know how to Irish step dance before this? Cause I don't think she did.

• 52:46Speaker 05

  You think, you think young girls are getting hypnotized into Irish step dancing?

• 52:49Connor Wood?

  There's a huge uprising in young, in young women right now. They're all Irish step dancing and I think it's maybe Jim Curtis might be up to it.

• 52:56Speaker 05

  Honey, he's getting the girls back dancing.

• 52:59Connor Wood?

  Jim Curtis, one, number one mission is to get young women in America to Irish step dance.

• 53:04Speaker 05

  Mine, my niece just started it.

• 53:06Connor Wood?

  Jim Curtis only wants one thing and it's disgusting.

• 53:08Speaker 05

  I need to call her because what if she met up, she's only six, but maybe she met up with him.

• 53:13Connor Wood?

  I don't like this. I don't like this. There I said it. I don't like this. I don't know how.

• 53:18Speaker 05

  Honey, I love this. Come on over, Jim Curtis.

• 53:20Connor Wood?

  Jim Curtis.

• 53:21Speaker 05

  Please welcome to the stage, Jim Curtis.

• 53:24Connor Wood?

  Come on, Jim. Come on out.

• 53:25Speaker 05

  Come on, Jim. Come on to camera, Jim. He's right. He's behind them. He's hypnotizing us the whole time.

• 53:30Connor Wood?

  We bring Jim out and all of a sudden like half, half of our listeners just start tap dancing.

• 53:36Speaker 05

  Tap or Irish?

• 53:37Connor Wood?

  Irish.

• 53:37Speaker 05

  Difference. Tapping's not Irish.

• 53:39Connor Wood?

  Irish tap.

• 53:40Speaker 05

  Okay, I never talked about it like that. You wearing tap shoes, but you're doing Irish dance.

• 53:44Connor Wood?

  Yeah, a lot of people.

• 53:45Speaker 05

  You know, a lot of my family Irish dances. And one of my cousins, Sarah or Bridget, Frick, Sarah, she was like, she like competed for like best Irish dancer in the world.

• 53:59Connor Wood?

  I had no idea.

• 54:01Speaker 05

  So eat that, Jim Curtis.

• 54:03Connor Wood?

  Hey, fuck you, Jim Curtis.

• 54:05Speaker 05

  You think you can, you think you can come from my family?

• 54:07Connor Wood?

  Don't ever show your extremely chiseled handsome face, great hairline and eyebrows.

• 54:12Speaker 05

  And your salt and pepper hair.

• 54:14Connor Wood?

  And keep your actual, your absolute musky sex drive out of this studio.

• 54:18Speaker 05

  And yeah, you're with Jennifer Aniston, hottest woman.

• 54:21Connor Wood?

  And how tall is he? And how tall are you, Jim?

• 54:23Speaker 05

  Can you, yeah, can we get that?

• 54:24Connor Wood?

  And if he's over six height and he is...

• 54:29Speaker 05

  Jim Curtis is chronic illness.

• 54:32Connor Wood?

  Oops.

• 54:33Speaker 05

  Oh, they really don't want us to know.

• 54:35Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's okay. I didn't realize he was dealing with something chronic.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  What illness? He has an illness? I think there's a baseball player named Jim Curtis too. Oh, this photo, he looks good, honey. Oh my God. They went to Mallorca.

• 54:50Connor Wood?

  Mallorca.

• 54:51Speaker 05

  Fuck.

• 54:52Connor Wood?

  Sorry, Maggie. That's the end of the episode. Bye, guys.

• 54:56Speaker 05

  Is that a cool place to go?

• 54:57Connor Wood?

  I don't know. It's in Spain or something.

• 54:59Speaker 05

  Oh, I'd love to go.

• 55:00Connor Wood?

  It's okay. He's a wellness pioneer, author and hypnotist, which is completely fine to be.

• 55:04Speaker 05

  He's tall enough.

• 55:04Connor Wood?

  He's a multi hyphenate.

• 55:05Speaker 05

  He doesn't need to be tall.

• 55:07Connor Wood?

  Oh God, good for Jim.

• 55:09Speaker 05

  That's, that's the best thing.

• 55:11Connor Wood?

  Wait, can you, oh wait, we act out. It's okay. No, no, no, it's, we don't even need.

• 55:15Speaker 05

  What were you thinking?

• 55:17Connor Wood?

  We don't even need, I was just gonna read, "He continued, 'Through hypno-realizations, I not only transformed my health, anxiety, and relationships, I've helped thousands of others break free from their past and patterns to create an entirely new reality, full of connection, community, and love.'"

• 55:30Speaker 05

  Ah!

• 55:31Connor Wood?

  And it's all come back to connection, community, and love.

• 55:33Speaker 05

  Holy shit.

• 55:34Connor Wood?

  I've changed my tune a little bit. Jim, you're welcome here anytime. You can even sit on my lap.

• 55:39Speaker 05

  Jim, come on over, please. You're invited to every family party now.

• 55:43Connor Wood?

  Jim, you're coming to Thanksgiving, Jim. You don't even need to bring Jen.

• 55:47Speaker 05

  Jen?

• 55:48Connor Wood?

  I don't, who gives a fuck?

• 55:49Speaker 05

  Jim, don't, Jim, bring Jen.

• 55:52Connor Wood?

  She's having, she's stroking out. She's stroking off right now.

• 55:56Speaker 05

  Jim, bring, I'm stroking off.

• 55:58Connor Wood?

  Maggie's completely stroking herself off right now, in the studio.

• 56:02Speaker 05

  First time naked in the grocery store now, I'm stroking off.

• 56:05Connor Wood?

  It's disgusting, Maggie's been an absolute hussy on this episode. I apologize if you're watching on YouTube.

• 56:10Speaker 05

  Doop doo doo.

• 56:10Connor Wood?

  Maggie, put those away!

• 56:12Speaker 05

  My hand. Put that hand away, man.

• 56:15Connor Wood?

  Get your hands away, please.

• 56:16Speaker 05

  Oh my god, like I'm Irish dancing, because you don't have your hands up when you're Irish dancing.

• 56:21Connor Wood?

  Did you have a dress code in like, young, in like, grade school? In high school, too, I guess?

• 56:25Speaker 05

  No, well, I went to Chicago Public School, so they were just like, "Don't, you know, look too crazy."

• 56:30Connor Wood?

  They didn't let, guys couldn't have any facial hair.

• 56:33Speaker 05

  Could you grow that?

• 56:35Connor Wood?

  What?

• 56:36Speaker 05

  In 8th grade?

• 56:37Connor Wood?

  I couldn't, but there were some people, I was like, "Are you not 22?"

• 56:40Speaker 05

  What's up, guys? I'm in 8th grade.

• 56:42Connor Wood?

  Well, because football was like, a big deal in our high school, so I was like, "It wouldn't shock me if there were some people..."

• 56:46Speaker 05

  They held some people back.

• 56:47Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 56:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 56:49Connor Wood?

  There was one dude, his name was Brian, and he had a full goatee and mustache, and I was like, "That is crazy." Because at that point, I'm growing, I mean, right now, I haven't shaved in 11 days.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  Zoom in.

• 57:02Connor Wood?

  Zoom in, come on, if you look even from the side, but like, Brian...

• 57:05Speaker 05

  Mine might be a little bit.

• 57:06Connor Wood?

  Brian would have to bring a razor to school, because he would grow so much during that school day, that he would have to shave, and they would pull him out of class, be like, "You have to shave."

• 57:14Speaker 05

  Brian was 25.

• 57:15Connor Wood?

  And like, what kind of regime was I in, in high school, where they were like, pulling people out to shave their lip?

• 57:19Speaker 05

  Wait, why? They just wanted everyone to clean?

• 57:23Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but it was public school. Who ca- no one.

• 57:25Speaker 05

  But also a beard and like you can look really, that's kind of crazy.

• 57:29Connor Wood?

  Yeah, so um for girls and guys, but you had to, you couldn't wear shorts or anything that if you put your hands down, your fingertips could, had, couldn't go past it.

• 57:41Speaker 05

  When I was in high school, we had uniforms. I went to all-girl Catholic high school, thank you. And you had to, your skirt, but we, that, we were comfy, like we had comfy ass uniforms. I miss those.

• 57:51Connor Wood?

  You had uniforms?

• 57:52Speaker 05

  In high school.

• 57:53Connor Wood?

  Okay, me saying regime and uniformity being evil, but like, I think that if all school, well, I guess you have to.

• 57:59Speaker 05

  But mine wasn't like, we were sloppy. We would wear buns like, we were sloppy. Mighty Max, shout out. We would wear buns. How many times can I say it?

• 58:09Connor Wood?

  We get it. You wore buns. Jesus. But I, uh, you couldn't wear, you had to wear sleeves on your shirt. You couldn't wear tank top or anything like.

• 58:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, okay. Yeah.

• 58:19Connor Wood?

  I think other stuff, you couldn't have, you couldn't have like, fuck you written on your shirt, which was random.

• 58:24Speaker 05

  Sucks, because that's what I want to wear to school. Fuck you.

• 58:28Connor Wood?

  Fuck this place.

• 58:29Speaker 05

  Fuck the math teacher. Sorry. Did you, you went to?

• 58:33Connor Wood?

  Everything okay?

• 58:34Speaker 05

  No, I was bad at math, so it's like I'm having PTSD about it. I'm really bad at math, still am.

• 58:41Speaker 05

  Don't, don't give me an equation, please. I know you're thinking about one, I know.

• 58:45Connor Wood?

  I know quadratic.

• 58:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:47Connor Wood?

  No, Pythagorean theorem. So I,

• 58:51Connor Wood?

  this is pissing me off, okay, a little bit, because like Instagram's releasing like a, a new feature called Rings. It's gonna affect 11 people, maybe.

• 59:01Speaker 05

  It's an award, right?

• 59:01Connor Wood?

  It's an award for the most impactful creators worldwide. It's just funny, because like, I know that like, I'm trying to think if he's gonna, it's gonna be the people that are like.

• 59:12Speaker 05

  If I don't, if I don't get a ring next year, my whole career is over. That's all I have to say.

• 59:17Connor Wood?

  I mean, like Tom Brady's gonna get a, like I'm saying, the Tom Brady's gonna get a ring.

• 59:20Speaker 05

  Getting a ring?

• 59:21Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's gonna be like.

• 59:22Speaker 05

  That's my biggest competition.

• 59:23Connor Wood?

  Who are these people right now? Like?

• 59:25Speaker 05

  Me and Tom Brady.

• 59:25Connor Wood?

  Mark Jacobs. Yeah.

• 59:28Speaker 05

  Great whale boner. Sorry.

• 59:30Connor Wood?

  Alana Mayer. Yeah. I mean, these aren't creators. These are people that this is like literally a regular award. Like these people are winning regular awards. And the ring is just goes over your profile picture. Like if you have a close friend's story up or something.

• 59:43Speaker 05

  So it's just separating us even more than we don't need this. It's not, it's separating the community.

• 59:48Connor Wood?

  This is now a class, class issue. What happened to community?

• 59:51Speaker 05

  Now they're having class. They're going, if you don't have a ring, you're disgusting.

• 59:54Connor Wood?

  You're foul.

• 59:54Speaker 05

  You can't, you can't afford $14 hummus.

• 59:57Connor Wood?

  You can't even dream of a world where you could afford $14 hummus. But this is like, I think if they would have just not let people purchase verification. Now this is just like a purchase. I think that's what this is. It's like now it's going to be like, look at all these people you gave rings to. They've, they're, they're, uh, they're in our group.

• 1:00:18Speaker 05

  Doesn't make any sense.

• 1:00:19Connor Wood?

  Adam is a buddy of mine.

• 1:00:21Speaker 05

  Hey, Adam, what does you do?

• 1:00:22Connor Wood?

  He's like the head of Instagram. And I, he's, I'll have a ring. He posts almost every single day.

• 1:00:29Speaker 05

  Well, if he owns Instagram.

• 1:00:30Connor Wood?

  He's the head of Instagram. I don't know if he owns it, but these are, oh, these are the judges. Okay. My bad.

• 1:00:35Speaker 05

  Oh, we're actually dragging the judges.

• 1:00:37Connor Wood?

  My bad. Shit. Wait, hang on, hang on, hang on. Love this crew that they put together.

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  That makes so much more sense.

• 1:00:44Connor Wood?

  This is a crew full of impact, full of love, full of community. I love their work. I love what they do.

• 1:00:51Speaker 05

  None of them follow me. I'm not going to get a ring.

• 1:00:52Connor Wood?

  Eva Chen, beautiful. Love your work. Um, Alana, Alana, let's wrap this up. I, I love, I love this idea. I think it's great. And I love Instagram.

• 1:01:05Speaker 05

  I love Instagram. I love all the rich guys. I am with you.

• 1:01:10Connor Wood?

  I love how many you guys have.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Please send me some.

• 1:01:14Connor Wood?

  I want a ring. Like, I'll be honest. This is something that like, I'm going to talk so much shit about and then I'm going to get one and be like, it's actually like, like I'm, I'm an impactful creator and like, this is something that is really valuable to me. And like, I appreciate it because of how much work I put in.

• 1:01:27Speaker 05

  The second you get a ring, unfollow.

• 1:01:29Connor Wood?

  No, the second I get a ring, I'm, I'm going to act like I don't know anybody.

• 1:01:32Speaker 05

  Yeah. You already do. Oh, joking.

• 1:01:39Speaker 05

  You put my down like damn. Who's texting you? The government? Yeah, who is it?

• 1:01:47Connor Wood?

  My landlord. Yeah, she's still here. She's squatting, I think.

• 1:01:52Speaker 05

  And I ain't leaving.

• 1:01:52Connor Wood?

  Yeah, you can send them up whenever. She's, yeah, she's just sitting there.

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  I'm staying. Me and the deer, honey.

• 1:01:59Connor Wood?

  No one knows that's there. So, thanks.

• 1:02:03Speaker 05

  What? You have never mentioned the giant deer head?

• 1:02:06Connor Wood?

  Everyone only sees one way because of the camera, the angle of the camera.

• 1:02:09Speaker 05

  But you don't talk about your surroundings?

• 1:02:11Connor Wood?

  No. Yeah, there's a deer head. I didn't shoot the deer. I got it. It was, someone had it and they were like, do you want this deer head?

• 1:02:16Speaker 05

  I don't think anyone thinks you shot the deer.

• 1:02:18Connor Wood?

  Okay, well, what if I, you know, do I not seem like I could shoot a deer?

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 1:02:24Connor Wood?

  If I'm eye to eye with a deer, I'm like, that is really cool. And it looked at me and I think that maybe it means that I'm God.

• 1:02:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm chasing it in a way where I'm.

• 1:02:30Connor Wood?

  If I make eye contact with any animal in the world, I could make eye contact with a roly poly, I'd be like, something about me is different than everyone else.

• 1:02:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm connected.

• 1:02:41Connor Wood?

  And I know this animal chose me and I'm gonna walk around the rest of the day, chin up a little bit higher than normal.

• 1:02:47Speaker 05

  Snow White?

• 1:02:47Connor Wood?

  And I'm gonna walk past people and be like, you don't get it. Like that, that pigeon really like locked.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:52Connor Wood?

  Eyes with me.

• 1:02:55Connor Wood?

  On a wavelength that I don't think that you can understand. And I'm on my way to buy $14 hummus right now.

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  And we're re.

• 1:03:01Connor Wood?

  To share, to share with the rat that looked at me for a moment and we shared a moment.

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  We figured it out. So I'm remaking Humpty Dumpty Girl, you're remaking Snow White Boy.

• 1:03:11Connor Wood?

  Snow White?

• 1:03:13Speaker 05

  Boy.

• 1:03:13Connor Wood?

  He, him.

• 1:03:14Speaker 05

  Him. Cause they just made one, which, um, I didn't see it, sorry. But it was with girl and now they need to make one boy.

• 1:03:21Connor Wood?

  It was with girl, now they make one with boy. I wanna be Snow White Boy.

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  I wanna be Humpty Dumpty Girl.

• 1:03:27Connor Wood?

  If I start campaigning to be Snow White Boy, no one say a word. I want nothing but just unbridled support, please.

• 1:03:34Speaker 05

  Connor Wood is Snow White Boy.

• 1:03:37Connor Wood?

  Connor Wood, this, this spring, Connor Wood, never, never gotten a callback in his life, is Snow White Boy. I'm asleep the whole show and then the end.

• 1:03:49Speaker 05

  That's Sleeping Beauty.

• 1:03:51Connor Wood?

  Connor Wood is Sleeping Handsome Boy.

• 1:03:55Speaker 05

  I'm snotty.

• 1:03:56Connor Wood?

  He is so tired because he took a melatonin instead of his allergy pill.

• 1:04:01Speaker 05

  This movie sucks. He is dead asleep the whole movie.

• 1:04:06Connor Wood?

  Like I have a deviated septum and I'm sitting there like drooling, snoring.

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  No, there are some freaks out there who would be like, front row.

• 1:04:13Connor Wood?

  No, I, I, I crusty and this girl goes, ew, holy shit, this is disgusting. I don't even want to wake him up. His breath stinks.

• 1:04:21Speaker 05

  Nasty.

• 1:04:23Connor Wood?

  I'm, I'm drooling. She, she shakes me. I'm not waking up like in the movie.

• 1:04:27Speaker 05

  Oh, she's in the movie. I thought this was an audience member.

• 1:04:29Connor Wood?

  That's how they wake up Sleeping, Sleeping Handsome Boy.

• 1:04:32Speaker 05

  No, they, don't they kiss?

• 1:04:34Connor Wood?

  Cause she can't kiss me because my breath smells.

• 1:04:37Speaker 05

  Oh, in this version, she's like, I'm not kissing you.

• 1:04:39Connor Wood?

  That's funny.

• 1:04:42Speaker 05

  Um, we just talked.

• 1:04:45Speaker 05

  It's the studio. It's the studio. Yeah. What, um, they said, never call me again.

• 1:04:50Connor Wood?

  Rachel Zegler, Rachel Zegler.

• 1:04:52Speaker 05

  Rachel Zegler.

• 1:04:52Connor Wood?

  Run, running up to.

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  And then she was Evita.

• 1:04:55Connor Wood?

  To, to wake me up. Don't cry for me. She's climbing up to the tallest tower. She gets up there. Ew, gross. What the fuck? Why is he naked?

• 1:05:05Speaker 05

  What the hell's wrong with this guy?

• 1:05:06Connor Wood?

  I wouldn't be able to sleep in a full gown. No, Sleeping Handsome Boy is in like a three-piece suit, but like, I would be sweating.

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  He's in like, no, he's in like a cotton, all white, like, it would be nice.

• 1:05:18Connor Wood?

  I can't sleep with clothes on.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  I just got hired to do costumes. Okay. Well then we'll have to work on this.

• 1:05:22Connor Wood?

  Maggie just got hired to do costumes on the new set of Sleeping Handsome Boy.

• 1:05:27Speaker 05

  Uh, don't know anything about costume, but I'm going to figure it out. I'm, I can study.

• 1:05:31Connor Wood?

  Sleeping Handsome Boy brought to you by.

• 1:05:35Speaker 05

  Say it.

• 1:05:35Connor Wood?

  Benadryl. Why'd you take this before you went to sleep? Period.

• 1:05:40Speaker 05

  I needed to take Benadryl yesterday. I pet a cat. Yeah. You're jealous. You're jealous.

• 1:05:46Connor Wood?

  Meow, you're jealous.

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  Touched my eye.

• 1:05:48Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I do that.

• 1:05:48Speaker 05

  Close.

• 1:05:50Connor Wood?

  I know I'm allergic to cats.

• 1:05:51Speaker 05

  Same, but I love them. They're cute.

• 1:05:53Connor Wood?

  They're like, hey, we don't nap, cat belongs to no one. I'm like, I don't care. I'm still going to put my face up to its belly.

• 1:05:58Speaker 05

  And my eyes are going to close shut and I'm going to love it.

• 1:06:01Connor Wood?

  Hey, that reminds me. So Brooke entrusted you, the boys, to your hands, Izzy. That's really special.

• 1:06:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:09Connor Wood?

  Because Brooke adopted those cats. She doesn't, they have a pass, you know, like she barely knows them. You barely know, obviously, that's family. That's chosen family. I am, I was supposed to say this earlier. You may have seen it on my Instagram story briefly. I did make some shirts.

• 1:06:24Speaker 05

  Yes!

• 1:06:25Connor Wood?

  On Fibs and Friends. It has the hair of the dog logo. Yeah, I kind of designed it a little bit. I helped a little bit. There it is. If you're watching on YouTube, there it is. So these shirts are selling for, mm, I don't know, but $5 for every... Oh, they're sold out.

• 1:06:43Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:06:44Connor Wood?

  Hmm. Okay. That's good.

• 1:06:49Speaker 05

  I go, they don't have my size. And then I go, they don't have any damn size. Wait, that's amazing.

• 1:06:53Connor Wood?

  That's good. That means a huge chunk of change is going to the shelter that I found Max at, which is so exciting. If anyone's interested, we could re-release them. And they're shipping the week of October 27th.

• 1:07:06Speaker 05

  Happy Halloween.

• 1:07:07Connor Wood?

  Chase sunsets and good times with your best friend, both two and four-legged. Made from a premium ultra-soft cotton. This vintage, this vintage feel tea is as comfortable as a post-adventure drink with your friends. Adventure awaits. Grab your dog and let's go. That felt like I was Delaney Rowe in one of her videos.

• 1:07:25Speaker 05

  I was nervous you were gonna read the rest of it, but...

• 1:07:27Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I didn't write that. But anyways, let me know if you guys want those back. And I think we'll hop in a bonus.

• 1:07:33Speaker 05

  They're really cute. Yeah, I love you guys so much.

• 1:07:36Connor Wood?

  Thanks.

• 1:07:36Speaker 05

  Thanks for letting me come. Bye.

• 1:07:38Connor Wood?

  Thanks for coming.

• 1:07:39Speaker 05

  Unless you didn't want me to come.

• 1:07:40Connor Wood?

  Unless you didn't want me coming. I will jump out the roof.

• 1:07:43Speaker 05

  Absolutely.

• 1:07:44Connor Wood?

  I'll jump off the roof.

• 1:07:45Speaker 05

  See you on the sidewalk.

• 1:07:48Connor Wood?

  All right. Sleeping beautiful, sweet, beautiful boy, out. Oh, I'm gonna talk about all these sad movies I've been watching as a performative male, frontrunner, and in the bonus. So if you want to hear that, hop on over. Thanks for having me. Love you all so much. We're having so much fun over here. Thanks, Maggie, again.

• 1:08:08Speaker 05

  Love you.

• 1:08:08Connor Wood?

  Unless you want to keep going.

• 1:08:10Speaker 05

  No, no, no. Let's cut it off.

• 1:08:11Connor Wood?

  No, no, no. Let's cut it. Okay, thanks, guys. See ya. Bye.

• 1:08:22Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk-takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long-distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Take out some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 1:08:51Speaker 01

  Ugh, I hate Mondays.

• 1:08:53Speaker 00

  King's Hawaiian Cinnamon Swirl Bite?

• 1:08:55Speaker 01

  Uh, Taylor Hansen? Sure, I'll try one. Mmm.

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  Hey, let's get back to work, please.

• 1:09:02Speaker 01

  But Taylor Hansen's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly King's Hawaiian Cinnamon Bites.

• 1:09:07Speaker 02

  Taylor Hansen? Nice.

• 1:09:09Speaker 00

  Try one.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 1:09:14Speaker 03

  King's Hawaiian Cinnamon Bites. There's nothing like it.