Giggling about wackness, piercings, and lavender marriages

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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:45Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:51Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 1:00Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, oh, you got home, you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 1:08Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 1:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:25Hannah Berner?

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• 1:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:38Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:42Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:03Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe. Which truly women deserve. We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes. Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real. And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving. And we spend enough of our lives being on. Exactly. We don't need to be on in the car. Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app. We love a discount. And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

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• 3:34Hannah Berner?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Carrie, fix the wifi.

• 3:36Hannah Berner?

  Manifest that shit.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  We can't be managed.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:47Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my galactic gigglers.

• 3:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like we use that one all the time. And I don't know what it says about us, but whatever.

• 3:55Hannah Berner?

  We used it every week.

• 3:56Paige DeSorbo?

  We use it?

• 3:57Hannah Berner?

  We said galactic. You go boo, same one as last time.

• 4:05Paige DeSorbo?

  You just think that like we'd come up with something after five years.

• 4:11Hannah Berner?

  Well, for some reason, God forbid, I like take some time to research the G word, but also like, are we Joe Rogan?

• 4:17Paige DeSorbo?

  It pops up on you every time.

• 4:19Hannah Berner?

  Talking about aliens?

• 4:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 4:21Hannah Berner?

  Well, I like to be psychic about it, like what comes to me in the moment. Can I just call you out real quick?

• 4:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, we're two, we're literally like a minute and 14 seconds in, but sure. That's exactly how I wanted to start, like the Monday back to work after a holiday week. Just have at it.

• 4:42Hannah Berner?

  Fucking day. No, it's actually, it's a compliment. It's a compliment.

• 4:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay. Then you know what?

• 4:49Hannah Berner?

  Please.

• 4:50Paige DeSorbo?

  The floor is yours.

• 4:52Hannah Berner?

  So obviously we like, it takes us forever to like get on at the same time to record this pod. You know, I had food coming, then Paige had food coming, then whatever.

• 5:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, when we're virtual, it's like, it's, it's literally, we're in college and we have to do a group project. Yeah, we're like, wait, that's so crazy because Billy actually just texted me back and like invited me over. And so like, I have to go.

• 5:13Hannah Berner?

  Our group leader Grace is not here. So me and you were like, do we do it? Is it even due? Do you want to double check when it's due?

• 5:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, the weather is supposed to be really bad tomorrow, so we're probably getting a snow day anyway. So like, it doesn't actually matter.

• 5:28Hannah Berner?

  Did you see how windy it was outside? I think a monsoon is about to hit. Um, no, we, well, we finally got it together and then you're taking like forever. Cause you're like, I'm free.

• 5:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Will we ever feel

• 5:43Paige DeSorbo?

  the happiness you felt in college where you knew the next day was a snow day?

• 5:51Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 5:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I don't think I've ever felt that level of like relief, excitement, happiness.

• 5:59Hannah Berner?

  Well, there's also the tension of like, do you know like the couple hours where it starts going around like it could be a snow day? It could be a snow day and you're asking around and you're like, you're turning into a meteorologist. You're like checking the fucking, I'm on some website I've ne- uh, never been on before with like blue, like fucking signage.

• 6:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm immediately planning my outfit. I'm like, are we going opera ski chic or are we going comfy cozy? Like that was always my.

• 6:26Hannah Berner?

  No, cuz you're like, do I have to study for eight hours or not? Like, tell me right now. Also, were you the one that said to me that you wanted to be a meteorologist? But you didn't know that I actually had to be scientist? That's the funniest thing. I don't know where we were. We were like about to go on live TV or something and you just go, do you know I wanted to do this until I learned you how to actually be a scientist? Which is berserk.

• 6:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It's literally that TikTok sound when it's like you spend too much time with the same person. It's like the ancient Romans believed that you.

• 6:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I for like my whole life was like, I'm gonna be a news anchor. And then once I saw like a meteorologist who had like a pretty outfit on, I was like, actually gonna be. Sold, done, are you kidding?

• 7:11Hannah Berner?

  Well, also, they like kinda seem like they do the least work, like, but they're really important.

• 7:15Paige DeSorbo?

  They're on for four minutes.

• 7:17Hannah Berner?

  But they're so important and they have star quality.

• 7:20Paige DeSorbo?

  People wait for the weather.

• 7:22Hannah Berner?

  Yes, they're like, weather in 10 minutes and everyone's like, and you could be wrong and no one cares. It's perfect for you. You could literally fuck up every time and they'd be like, it's the weather. You never know.

• 7:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I could come back the next day and be like, oops. My bad.

• 7:40Hannah Berner?

  No, can I just say, like, the me, why can't they find one nerdy person to just tell the meteorologist what to say?

• 7:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, essentially, I feel like it is. Essentially, every like meteorologist is logging on to like, software to like track storms. And I think they're like sharing information the way like the news station share other information, like news stories. So I think they, I think it is like a one big collab.

• 8:10Hannah Berner?

  Okay, yeah, tag me.

• 8:12Paige DeSorbo?

  But it is, you have to know science. And I, I was like, you know what, guys?

• 8:18Hannah Berner?

  I famously caused a lot of drama in college when we all talk this, took this weather class. That was supposed to be easy with like nimbus clouds and stuff. Turns out the hardest class ever, all of us failed. And then it was a whole thing, but like clouds are really fucking confusing. Like, no, like, it's like, I almost didn't make it through that class. Oh yeah, so this is what I'm mad at you about.

• 8:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh yeah, oh, we got so sidetracked. Okay, yeah.

• 8:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, so you're like, like, nowhere to be found after. She's like, I'm ready right now. And then I like send her the link and she's nowhere to be found. So then I always go like, are you okay? And she goes, sorry, my computer's acting whack right now. And I go, wait, bring back whack.

• 8:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think I ever stopped.

• 9:01Hannah Berner?

  It is the best word ever.

• 9:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I say whack all the time. It's in my everyday jargon.

• 9:10Hannah Berner?

  And if you wanna go real crazy, you go, that shit's whack. If you wanna be a real New York sneaker head.

• 9:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Because here's the thing, it's such a good describing word for so many different genres of your life. Like, I've said it about so many men's behavior, like, he literally was just acting.

• 9:31Hannah Berner?

  Whack.

• 9:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Whack, like, the vibes were all, it was just like insane.

• 9:34Hannah Berner?

  Also, you don't have to speak English and you know what whack means. Like, whack, you know what that word means. It transcends cultures.

• 9:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I guess, is that such a millennial term?

• 9:46Hannah Berner?

  I think it's a New York term.

• 9:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 9:49Hannah Berner?

  But I also, like, could be completely wrong, cuz I've never left New York.

• 9:55Hannah Berner?

  Wait, what else do you use whack for?

• 9:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, um, outfits, like, uh, if someone's appearance.

• 10:08Paige DeSorbo?

  If Joan Rivers was born in nineteen ninety-two, she would have definitely said whack.

• 10:12Hannah Berner?

  That shit's whack. Also.

• 10:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, that's just like a whack outfit. Like, what the fuck is going on here?

• 10:18Hannah Berner?

  Can I call out fashion people for a second? They're running out of adjectives. And you know how they get, like, really into, you remember when everyone said major for, like, two years?

• 10:27Paige DeSorbo?

  And then people shortened it to mage.

• 10:29Hannah Berner?

  That's mage. And they'd be, you could be talking about literally, like, a sandal or, like, a full Prada outfit. And they'd just be like, that's major.

• 10:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like that was like, um, Rachel Zoe effect. Wait, I'm like, really on a ginger ale kick.

• 10:44Hannah Berner?

  Oh, good for you.

• 10:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Thanks.

• 10:47Hannah Berner?

  Shout out Canada Dry. We love Canada. We love.

• 10:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Big fan of Canada.

• 10:53Hannah Berner?

  Big fan of your work.

• 10:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, okay, what were we just saying?

• 10:57Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I was, I was just saying whack is a great word and we should use it more.

• 11:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no, it is a really good word. Um.

• 11:04Hannah Berner?

  How was your Thanksgiving?

• 11:06Paige DeSorbo?

  My Thanksgiving was really fun. I do, I would like to report that our family feud, annual family feud, girls won again. It's like four years in a row. It's like, it's embarrassing at this point.

• 11:16Hannah Berner?

  It's not fair.

• 11:19Paige DeSorbo?

  The biggest debate of

• 11:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Thanksgiving, and this wasn't even like in my immediate family. It was just like by standards and like.

• 11:29Hannah Berner?

  Cause you let random people in on Thanksgiving. Your Thanksgiving, you let, you have a doors open policy on Thanksgiving. Like anyone who's anyone is joining. Yeah. And Kim loves, loves it, so.

• 11:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Kim loves hosting. I didn't realize how much my dad loves toast. And I think that that's something that's come with age. Like at any moment, he was like offering people toast and I was like.

• 11:55Hannah Berner?

  Oh, not like doing a toast, like literal bread?

• 11:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like actual sourdough.

• 12:01Hannah Berner?

  I thought you meant like he kept wanting to give all these nice speeches about.

• 12:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh God, no. That is the opposite of my dad's personality. He would never do that. That's insane. He'd need seven beta blockers for that. Um, I don't even think he's going to be able to talk at my wedding. It's a whole topic of discussion. Anyway. So one of the big topics of discussion that was lavender marriage. And I was explaining to a male what lavender marriage was, a gay man. I think that's important for this story. No, I think that's important because a straight man, I,

• 12:40Paige DeSorbo?

  there was a straight man sitting on the side who said, why is it called lavender? And I was like, an actual excellent question? I have no idea what the answer is to that, but we both think it's pretty.

• 12:53Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say, cause straight men don't know shades of color and lavender is a shade of purple. Like,

• 12:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe.

• 12:59Hannah Berner?

  No straight guy would see purple and be like, that's lavender.

• 13:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Correct. So the female side of the argument was saying that lavender marriages have become more and more prevalent because women in our age group, it's the first time ever that we're surpassing men in our age group. Like, we make more money, we graduate college more, we own more houses, things like that. And then it's harder to find a partner that you feel like has all of those things, or is at least working toward all of those things, and is also emotionally intelligent, like, to your level, like, whatever. Like, yes, there's an argument that you could date older, or younger, whatever, but...

• 13:43Hannah Berner?

  Not younger, not younger.

• 13:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, not younger, that wouldn't really work. So, we were explaining that more women, and yes, we're still on a biological clock, that more women are choosing a stable home with their gay bestie, having obviously different sexual partners, but like, he's the dad, she's the mom. They're always together, they do family things together, but it is economically efficient, in some cases, to be married, so it's like, why don't we do life together? Make it easier for us financially, we can have the family we wanted, like, we have biological children, but like, we date other people, like...

• 14:23Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I thought lavender marriage was when you didn't really know if he was gay, but everyone else is like, "He's gay." Like, he doesn't know he's gay.

• 14:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I think maybe that's it, but we turned it into something...

• 14:34Hannah Berner?

  I was like, I had never heard of this.

• 14:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Listen, we were a couple wines deep, we were... We're like, what can we talk about that's religious, but not too religious?

• 14:44Hannah Berner?

  Not too religious!

• 14:45Paige DeSorbo?

  That's a bit political, but not too political. And that's where we landed, and we... People walked out, people walked out.

• 14:57Paige DeSorbo?

  So the, so the guy that we were explaining, that I was explaining this to, said, okay, I understand. My argument is, don't you want more for yourself? And we were like, well, of course, we want to meet someone that you get all of those things and you're also romantically involved. But sometimes it's give and take. You don't have enough time. It's like, certain situations happen. And he couldn't get past that, like, we would immediately resort to some type of lavender marriage. And so words were exchanged.

• 15:29Hannah Berner?

  And then?

• 15:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Turkey legs were brought in.

• 15:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone hit a turkey leg and then that was, that was a response at some point. It was.

• 15:38Hannah Berner?

  It's like someone took it a little too personally.

• 15:43Hannah Berner?

  Someone didn't realize they were in a lavender marriage.

• 15:46Paige DeSorbo?

  One thing I did realize, though, I think this is like my first, um, I don't even want to say confrontation because it legitimately was not even like a real confrontation.

• 15:57Hannah Berner?

  Also, definitely wasn't your first.

• 15:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm saying it genuinely, I think, was my first post being on reality TV.

• 16:05Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah. Post reality TV, yeah.

• 16:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I had an out of body experience.

• 16:10Hannah Berner?

  Oh, when, when your heart, um,

• 16:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, oh, my God, they're arguing. And I immediately, my first thought was.

• 16:17Hannah Berner?

  Is there music playing?

• 16:18Paige DeSorbo?

  When I was like, wait, my hair. My hair is still up.

• 16:22Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's the thing. Whenever there's a, something you know is going to make a good scene, you always were like, I have the best outfit for this fight.

• 16:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I love doing that. Um, no, but I immediately, my first thought was like, oh, let me jump in and explain what each side is meaning to say, because I see where it's getting lost in translation.

• 16:40Hannah Berner?

  You started a fucking confessional in your closet.

• 16:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And then I go, wait a minute. I actually don't have to say a goddamn thing.

• 16:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I sat there, I said, "Mom, I think I will have a slice of apple pie," and

• 16:57Hannah Berner?

  I'll sit back and enjoy.

• 16:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, "What a debate. How fun."

• 17:01Hannah Berner?

  But I think it's important for people to understand reality TV where like, as someone who's like, was like, "Okay, we're in it. We're fighting. We're fighting again. The fights are keep going." I literally haven't had one friend fight since.

• 17:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Me neither.

• 17:17Hannah Berner?

  I'm not being dramatic. And it's been like, four years.

• 17:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe we should like, schedule a fight between you and I to get...

• 17:26Hannah Berner?

  At least like, a boxing match.

• 17:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Something.

• 17:29Hannah Berner?

  Get something. I mean, I feel like every giggly squad is like, its own form of mind gymnastics.

• 17:35Paige DeSorbo?

  So true. We really make you think on this pod.

• 17:37Hannah Berner?

  We really do. Also, not to radicalize everyone and to take it a step further.

• 17:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that just...

• 17:46Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm just aware that like, we are capable of radicalizing women. And if we were like, stone every man right now, they would. So like, with that power comes great responsibility. So I don't want to radicalize people. However, I did read that a lot of women are doing what you explained, where they're just like, "Okay, I feel successful. I feel fulfilled. Married women can be the least happy." Like, married men are the most happy, where married women like, are making the least money, whatever. Some of them, like, imagine if me and you never met anyone, they're just moving in with their girlfriends, getting sperm, having kids, and then like, co-parenting all the babies in like, a beautiful, just like, feminine commune.

• 18:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Using the same sperm?

• 18:29Hannah Berner?

  Not the same necessarily, but like, we'd get pregnant, we'd move into a mansion, and then just like, like, sometimes I'd, I could breastfeed your baby if you're sleeping. Like, we're just like, taking care of everything.

• 18:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Why did I go there?

• 18:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah and Paige trying new things takes on a whole different era. Imagine one day we just have a YouTube channel and it's turned into you breastfeeding my baby. I think there's like a few steps that I took a way different turn than I've ever intended on taking. Because that is so crazy.

• 19:05Hannah Berner?

  Back in the day, the women would like communally raise the children, like the children were the tribes, you know?

• 19:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally. It takes a village.

• 19:14Hannah Berner?

  It takes a village. I think we're recreating like women villages because it's like if your man is not an asset and if he's actually like ruining the vibes and then it happens to a couple of people, you're like, hey, why don't we just, we're making money, come together. It's an option.

• 19:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I froze my eggs. So if I was like in my 40s and I felt like that, I would be so fine to do that. Like, yeah, I would do that.

• 19:42Hannah Berner?

  There is something so chic about like at 44, just like smoking a cig and being like, I'm gonna have a baby. I'm gonna have one baby.

• 19:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Being 44 and having one daughter.

• 19:52Hannah Berner?

  In New York City, that was a thing. Like, growing up, I had a lot of friends whose moms were like 80. And then I realized like, oh, she was like the CEO of some like huge tech company that like randomly was like, okay, I need, like, I'll have like a little baby, I guess, at like 50. Yeah. And they're always like badass and they wear great clothes.

• 20:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, guys, we're back with a round two of holiday gift swap.

• 20:15Hannah Berner?

  Because I don't believe you should just have round one. You can do as many as you want.

• 20:19Paige DeSorbo?

  And Ulta Beauty also believes that we should have multiple gifts.

• 20:22Hannah Berner?

  And there's just so many options at Ulta Beauty. They have the classics, they have the new stuff.

• 20:27Paige DeSorbo?

  And there's things that I want you to try.

• 20:29Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 20:31Paige DeSorbo?

  There's things I think you need.

• 20:32Hannah Berner?

  I have recommendations.

• 20:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I have comments, thoughts, and concerns. So please open my gift.

• 20:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, this is gonna help you.

• 20:42Hannah Berner?

  Charlotte Tilbury setting spray.

• 20:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:44Hannah Berner?

  Party all night, stay all day.

• 20:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's the holy grail.

• 20:49Hannah Berner?

  This reminds me of when we do like a show.

• 20:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:52Hannah Berner?

  We'd have two shows in one night and after the first show, all my makeup would be off.

• 20:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No. When I tell you that Hannah's face is so...

• 21:02Hannah Berner?

  Oily?

• 21:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's, it just like rege- it's like, sorry, not me, not now. Like, I'm not wearing eyeliner anymore. I'm actually gonna take it off myself.

• 21:11Hannah Berner?

  After the show, I looked like I just woke up in the morning. Like, I had nothing on my face.

• 21:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Your skin rebels against you. And you wanna know what else? It actually feels...

• 21:21Hannah Berner?

  Hydrating?

• 21:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, like it doesn't, like, I've used some setting sprays and it's like, okay, I just put hairspray all over my face.

• 21:27Hannah Berner?

  I've used some that could kill a small horse.

• 21:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I love that Ulta Carey, Charlotte Tilbury. It's one of my favorite brands for years now.

• 21:34Hannah Berner?

  I mean, Pillow Talk, hello?

• 21:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Hello.

• 21:36Hannah Berner?

  Give some respect on the name.

• 21:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, my turn?

• 21:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, a little, a little palette. Is that a deer?

• 21:47Hannah Berner?

  It actually is a deer.

• 21:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I'm obsessed.

• 21:50Hannah Berner?

  You love a nice cute package.

• 21:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I love cute packaging. It feels like safe and it's like, it has its own thing.

• 21:58Hannah Berner?

  It has kind of a long name. It's the Hourglass Ambient Lighting Edit Unlocked Collection Deer Palette.

• 22:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god.

• 22:04Hannah Berner?

  Um, it's for deer, just kidding. But it's literally gorgeous. It gives you that glow. Hourglass? I don't know if you know about the brand. They're so high quality.

• 22:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, do you know that I literally swear by their mascara?

• 22:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they're amazing. And their palettes are so good. This one has bronzing, highlighting, blush, yes. You know, someone likes a gift when they start using it immediately.

• 22:27Paige DeSorbo?

  And I like that it's sturdy.

• 22:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, like, cuz I'm gonna throw it on the ground a couple times.

• 22:32Paige DeSorbo?

  It's gonna get dropped.

• 22:33Paige DeSorbo?

  So.

• 22:34Hannah Berner?

  Dropkick. Show the shades to the camera. Give me credit where credit's due.

• 22:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they're good.

• 22:39Hannah Berner?

  Gorgeous.

• 22:40Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love blush.

• 22:41Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 22:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, some people are not big blush people, and I don't relate to those people.

• 22:45Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm so obsessed with blush, and I like to put it like on the sides of my head, because I saw some TikTok girls do it.

• 22:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and it's like. That's how I feel.

• 22:54Hannah Berner?

  I know every year we promise to keep it simple, but we love each other, and we just love to give each other gifts and makeup and skincare is our favorite thing.

• 23:03Paige DeSorbo?

  It really is, because it's something that we can share.

• 23:06Hannah Berner?

  Yes, and you can make recommendations to me on how I can change my face, which is one of your favorite things to do.

• 23:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Well.

• 23:12Hannah Berner?

  You look out for me.

• 23:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I do.

• 23:14Hannah Berner?

  Do when people don't talk about it.

• 23:18Hannah Berner?

  Um, so thank you, Ulta Beauty.

• 23:20Paige DeSorbo?

  And this holiday season, don't forget that Ulta Beauty makes it so easy to find the best holiday gifts. They have gift sets, they have skincare, they have makeup, anything for anyone.

• 23:29Hannah Berner?

  In-store, on their beauty app, which I'm obsessed with, and online, it's available. This chat was brought to you by Ulta Beauty and Acast Creative Studio. My Thanksgiving,

• 23:40Hannah Berner?

  there was drama too.

• 23:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 23:42Hannah Berner?

  Where, well, okay, not to be depressing, but we're at this weird time where I don't have kids. My brother has a full family in the Midwest. And my na- it's just like me, Dez, my Nana, Papa, and my mom and dad. And then Dez had to go to Ireland, so then I was back, well, look, I'm the favorite, so I was like, this is what we all want to do, right? I'm like, let's all, we go to a restaurant. I'm like, Nana and Papa, you don't have to cook, you're literally eighty-three. And because they want to. I'm like, no. We go to this restaurant, and it was so cute, so nice. My Nana has her sparkly, um, cane. Everyone's loving it. She has her decolletage out. She's complaining, she doesn't.

• 24:25Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a holiday.

• 24:26Hannah Berner?

  It's a holiday. She's looking amazing. We're taking selfies in the bathroom. Then my mom goes, you know, it's really important that we ask our elders, like Nana and Papa, questions about when they were younger. Like, it's really important. And I was like, yeah. And so she goes, Nana, like, what was your bedroom like when you grew up?

• 24:46Paige DeSorbo?

  What a phenomenal question.

• 24:49Hannah Berner?

  Right? And Nana goes, I didn't have one.

• 24:54Hannah Berner?

  And we're like, what? And she goes, yeah, I just slept on the couch. And we were like, wh- what? And she's like, yeah, we had one bedroom. And we go, but you had two other sisters. Where did they sleep? And she's like, I don't, I don't know. I'm like, Nana, did you not have a bed? And then she was like, didn't have hot water either. And we were like, Nana, what the fuck?

• 25:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, where did Nana live?

• 25:19Hannah Berner?

  Then I turned to Papa and I'm like, Papa, he goes, yeah, we had to boil water and pour it on ourselves. And I was like, what? So we, it started funny and then we were like, I was like, Mom, did you know Nana didn't have a bed growing up? She was like, no. And then, and then Nana goes, I wanted to be, I wanted to be an artist. And I wanted to be, um, a Hollywood movie star. But then I was eighteen and I'm, I was eighteen, I met your Papa and next thing you know, I had three children. That's what you did back then. And everyone was just like, sitting there in silence.

• 26:01Hannah Berner?

  And this is just two generations, like this is-

• 26:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was just gonna say, and so when people act like, oh my God, women are like rebelling and the reason of the male loneliness epidemic, it's like, no, we're just, it's the first time that we're allowed to like, go outside.

• 26:18Hannah Berner?

  Literally, for some, we have a credit card.

• 26:20Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, it's literally the first time we've lived alone, made our own decisions, like- Wait, I love that your auto-response when something is awkward or like depressing is to immediately laugh.

• 26:33Hannah Berner?

  No, we were dying laughing. We were like, Nana, that's so sad. Like, why, how do we not, like, my mom didn't know her mom grew up like that. But then she had to get married so they could get a shower. So when they got married, they got their own place with a shower and they were like, living large. And I was like, I get it. I would get married too if I like, didn't have hot water.

• 26:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Fuck yeah. And that's- I've done more for last.

• 26:57Hannah Berner?

  I've done more for last.

• 26:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I've done so much more for less, it feels like.

• 27:03Hannah Berner?

  And then I'm thinking about how I like complain if I like forgot my face wash.

• 27:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 27:09Hannah Berner?

  I'm doing a full eighteen step girl shower and I'm mad if like my face wash like smells weird.

• 27:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, there's a lot of times where I think where like, one of the things I really try and practice in my everyday life because I really truly feel like it's the key to like manifestation is like being grateful for things.

• 27:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And one of the things I always am grateful for is that I don't live in any other time period.

• 27:35Hannah Berner?

  Even though we know that you would have been iconic with like Marie Antoinette like.

• 27:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally, but I'm not making it. Like I was born in the right time period.

• 27:45Hannah Berner?

  You need to get a UTI and be out.

• 27:47Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not even, first of all, my UTIs, they would have taken me out in like any eighteen, seventeen, sixteen, fifteen hundreds, I'm dead. Next, I.

• 28:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I just, I wouldn't be able to do it. Like I wouldn't, no, like if I'm uncomfortable, I can't, I literally will have a panic attack.

• 28:09Hannah Berner?

  No, but this is the thing Paige, do you remember when I brought you to the Best Western and you, you were great? You were scared and you, you were upset, but you thrived. Like you can deal with more adversity than you think. You just like.

• 28:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what was funny about that night that you piled me into a room with seven other people and made me sleep in the middle?

• 28:26Hannah Berner?

  And a straight man was there.

• 28:28Paige DeSorbo?

  That was crazy work on your part. The, one of the craziest things about me though is when I do hit some type of adversity, I'm always like, I'm gonna be up all night. Like I'm never, I'm immediately out like a light because my body is like truly like, we cannot experience this for a second longer. We're putting ourselves to bed.

• 28:48Hannah Berner?

  Like you lived in a share house for like ten years, every summer. Like you've done, you've done hard things.

• 28:55Paige DeSorbo?

  And must go to bed. Like because my body was like, I can't, but we can't.

• 29:00Hannah Berner?

  So yeah, I literally was like, do you remember when Nana grew up living in a cardboard box? So that's like the new thing we're joking about within the family. Um, so like you live and you learn and it was a beautiful like full circle moment to spend with.

• 29:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it really is, especially because as you're, as her granddaughter, you. Have put her in so many different things and she's experienced so many things that like.

• 29:24Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's my thing. Like she's a star. I grew up like walking in a room and everyone looks at her like she is the like Italian Marilyn Monroe of my generation. So she deserves all the attention and she loves it. She loves her fans. She wants to say hi to you guys. I love you. I love my fans. I'm I'm posting every day with a nice long caption. Um, so yeah, happy holidays.

• 29:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, happy holidays.

• 29:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Fuck it. You know what? Hell yeah.

• 29:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Hell yeah. Happy holidays. What a way to round that story out. That was crazy. This is not live TV. What the fuck was that?

• 30:05Paige DeSorbo?

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• 33:43Paige DeSorbo?

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• 34:27Paige DeSorbo?

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• 36:01Paige DeSorbo?

  What does it say about us that like it's too sad for us that we actually can't physically go there?

• 36:09Hannah Berner?

  She was four.

• 36:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 36:11Hannah Berner?

  Only little Nana. And they had three children in a one bedroom with no heat.

• 36:19Hannah Berner?

  And then we all just continued our dinner. I was like, sorry, I ordered the medium rare.

• 36:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Thinking about Nana as a small child makes me really upset.

• 36:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what were we just gonna say? I was gonna say something.

• 36:32Hannah Berner?

  You were gonna say what you were gonna say.

• 36:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, okay, got it.

• 36:37Hannah Berner?

  Perfect.

• 36:40Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna forget. If you keep laughing, you're gonna forget.

• 36:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop. Okay, this is what I was gonna say. In a world full of Ozempic.

• 37:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop. In a world full of Ozempic. Everyone's skinny. I mean, it's actually, that's like a whole separate story. I can't actually truly get into it right now because it's making me ill. Everybody is skinny. The only person I want to see skinny is Rob Kardashian. That's it. That's the only person I want on the shot. Like, everybody else, totally do what's right for you, your body, your family.

• 37:30Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 37:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Rob Kardashian, I need, I need 2009 Rob Kardashian back.

• 37:40Hannah Berner?

  Now, look. I accept Rob at all sizes.

• 37:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 37:44Hannah Berner?

  However, if anyone does have access to Ozempic.

• 37:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It's Rob.

• 37:49Hannah Berner?

  It's Rob. Has there been any Rob sightings recently?

• 37:53Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I'm not sure, but like, I saw a TikTok of him recently. It was like a Kardashian mashup and I realized that like, Rob Kardashian, two thousand, what, six to two thousand twelve was my exact type.

• 38:09Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll die, I'll die on a hill. I thought he was so funny.

• 38:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 38:16Paige DeSorbo?

  He had earrings, I think.

• 38:18Hannah Berner?

  He's also so little brother energy.

• 38:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I was big into earrings at that stage of my life.

• 38:24Hannah Berner?

  Chunky diamond earring on a man.

• 38:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a cubic zirconium. I think that's what it's called.

• 38:33Hannah Berner?

  When guys used to get one ear pierced back in the day, that was like, they were naughty. They were really, they were bad boys and they like never even got a handjob before, but they're getting their ears pierced. Anyway, I digress.

• 38:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure my brother got his ears pierced one time in high school and I'm pretty sure my mom literally, I'm not kidding, physically ripped them out of his head.

• 38:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, that's what happened to my dad. Like, my dad, I might, immediately they were like, take it out.

• 38:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:57Hannah Berner?

  Take it out.

• 38:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think it even lasted like an hour. Poor guy.

• 39:03Hannah Berner?

  Actually, I told you, yeah, one of my little family members was like, my mom's not letting me get an earring. And I was like, I'll pierce it right now. And he's like, what? And I'm like, yeah, just some ice and you just stab it. And he's like, I have to check with her first.

• 39:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know, actually, one of my cousins is like, totally will just do that.

• 39:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 39:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Like she's pierced all, like pierced her ears, done whatever.

• 39:28Hannah Berner?

  I, we both just have one piercing, right?

• 39:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually have three in each ear.

• 39:35Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 39:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, are you looking at me differently?

• 39:39Hannah Berner?

  You're a punk. You're a, okay, did you shop at Hot Topic? Wait, when was the last time you had them all in?

• 39:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 39:50Hannah Berner?

  Crack is whack.

• 39:55Hannah Berner?

  I've been waiting to say that the whole time.

• 40:00Hannah Berner?

  My mom wouldn't let me hang out with you if you came in with fucking piercings up to your forehead.

• 40:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Saying crack is whack to me is insane.

• 40:13Hannah Berner?

  Wait, me running into every party bathroom, crack is whack? That's why they don't invite you to parties Hannah, you run in and yell to their face, "crack is whack" and film it.

• 40:23Paige DeSorbo?

  It would have been my favorite project in high school. So I got my second and third hole pierced when I was like 26. It wasn't, like I wasn't in like high school or college or whatever.

• 40:34Hannah Berner?

  I knew you then.

• 40:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:37Hannah Berner?

  You didn't even tell me.

• 40:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, I'm pretty sure. We've talked about this, but the best part of this story is that I told my mom and she didn't talk to me for like four days.

• 40:49Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, cuz it's, yeah, she shouldn't. That's crazy behavior. At 26?

• 40:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but I was like, I was like, "Mom, it's literally my ear and I'm almost 30."

• 41:02Hannah Berner?

  How often have you like fully had him in?

• 41:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I used to do it a lot, all the time. I mean, I'm sure one of the, I mean, some of them probably are closed, but like if I really want to, I can like poke through. But I wanted it because like I just thought it looked cool when I would wear like hoops and like studs or like three different sized hoops. I like liked it.

• 41:23Hannah Berner?

  I wonder what the trends are now for Gen Z's with piercings. I'm not really sure. Cuz there was a time where like everyone had like the top pierced or whatever. See, I never went there with my brain. Like I never even thought about it. Never even thought about it. This does remind me though, back in the day, like probably maybe 2016, I started like being online and I made friends with this influencer, Jerabean. I made friends with this girl Jerabean, who is still a creator and she's iconic. Like she was like a soul psycho instructor and like tatted up and she wore like rings all the time. Like at that point, I felt like girls who wear rings are like a different level of like.

• 42:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Cool.

• 42:05Hannah Berner?

  She would wear rings all the time.

• 42:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:08Hannah Berner?

  And she just was like cool and a vibe and fashionable, whatever. So we'd go to eat coffee and snacks. And then she's like, "I wanna get my nipple pierced." And this is the problem when people meet me. I think my energy gives.

• 42:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:24Hannah Berner?

  I will get my nipple pierced with you at 3pm on a Tuesday. And then they're thrown for a loop when I'm like, um, I'm scared. I'm terrified right now.

• 42:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, you're like, I actually, I don't even handle caffeine well.

• 42:39Hannah Berner?

  I go, this whole milk latte is gonna ruin me. Like, this is the crazy part of my day, this whole milk latte. Um, I'm actually scared with this whole milk latte. So then I was like, I'll come with you though. And I think she thought I was like, gonna be like, yeah, and I'll get, I'll get this. Next thing you know, I just hung out with her as she got her nipple. I couldn't even watch it. I started gagging. I was like, oh, like, it was so intense. And I was like, are you okay? And then we never saw each other again.

• 43:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I did not think that that the story ended. You hung out one time?

• 43:13Hannah Berner?

  Well, like, we're still friends, but I, I don't.

• 43:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 43:17Hannah Berner?

  I don't know. I think she moved.

• 43:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, takes you in different places.

• 43:20Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I forgot to tell you guys. I, this is so, I feel like I'm like back with my friends to be like, like how I embarrass myself with other friends. I went to one of these like, events where you like, sit down and have dinner.

• 43:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 43:31Hannah Berner?

  And I finally start.

• 43:34Paige DeSorbo?

  A dinner?

• 43:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Also known as dinner.

• 43:39Hannah Berner?

  There's this crazy event called dinner.

• 43:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I went to this new concept. They're trying it, but like, only in certain parts of the country. Um, you sit down.

• 43:47Hannah Berner?

  My nana didn't eat dinner till she was 22, okay? It's new in our family.

• 43:55Hannah Berner?

  Nana's like, dinner? We ate grass.

• 44:00Hannah Berner?

  And there wasn't even any grass in Brooklyn. Anyway.

• 44:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, god, okay.

• 44:04Hannah Berner?

  So I actually was like nervous. I like, cause I didn't go with anyone. So I'm like, I hope I make friends with someone. And finally I start like, bonding with someone, like, in it. I'm like, oh wait, they like me. Like, they're liking this interaction. I'm fun. I'm cool. And she then turns to me and she goes, I have a weed pen, do you wanna smoke outside? Wait, where is this? This is at like a, a event thing.

• 44:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, yeah.

• 44:30Hannah Berner?

  And in that moment, I felt like I was 12 years old again, and my crush asked me to smoke weed with him, and I said, "I can't, my mom doesn't let me," and then he never talked to me again. So she looks at me and I go, "Oh, sorry, I don't smoke." The disappointment in her face was cra- and I was like, I support it though, like I will go outside and keep talking, like we are, while you smoke. And she was like, she literally pushed back, she's like, "You don't smoke?" And I'm like, "Oh, you're not gonna convince me now, like I'm not, I'll ruin this party, I don't wanna do this." And also, we just met, like this isn't, like if Paige put a gun to my head-

• 45:05Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so weird.

• 45:08Hannah Berner?

  No, she literally was like, "You don't?" And I'm like, "I'm not lying to you, like, I'm also like, it's Tuesday, again, it's a Tuesday."

• 45:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, I think, I feel like smoking, like, you have to be a particular type of person, I feel like, to also smoke weed, and then walk back into a dinner of like, a bunch of people and like have a conversation. Like, I would personally die.

• 45:31Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, what strand? Like, what, how much does it weigh? Like, what color?

• 45:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, you don't know any of that, so it-

• 45:37Hannah Berner?

  No!

• 45:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Even if a doctor walked up to you and said, "This is gonna make you feel the best ever, it's X, Y, and Z," you'd be like, "No."

• 45:46Hannah Berner?

  I just like, you know I'm already anxious socially, so like, to see her like falling in love with me, to then see her like disappointed in me, and that she got me all wrong, and then like, she hasn't hit me up.

• 46:00Hannah Berner?

  So maybe-

• 46:01Paige DeSorbo?

  It is funny that you, I don't know what it is about you.

• 46:07Hannah Berner?

  Also, do I want friends? No. But do I want them to wanna be my friend? Yes.

• 46:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know what it is about you that people read your personality, the majority of the time, so wrong.

• 46:21Hannah Berner?

  I'm so misunderstood, thank you.

• 46:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No!

• 46:24Hannah Berner?

  I'm so misunderstood.

• 46:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't mean to like-

• 46:26Hannah Berner?

  I'm working on it in therapy, I'm so misunderstood on this, in this world.

• 46:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I really feel like you are. You are misunderstood, though. There are so many parts of your personality that people are like, Hannah, that's so Hannah, and I'm like, Hannah would fucking kill herself.

• 46:45Hannah Berner?

  No, but like then it made me feel like I was like lying to her, but it's like, no, I'm, I love to chat. I love to, I'm

• 46:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 46:52Hannah Berner?

  I'm like charismatic, I don't know, but that does, but then I couldn't smoke weed with her. And I wasn't cool enough.

• 47:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Totally.

• 47:04Hannah Berner?

  But my husband's sober, so he loves me.

• 47:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And you don't need to smoke weed to have fun.

• 47:10Hannah Berner?

  Crack is whack. You guys, crack is fucking whack.

• 47:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Crack is whack has been the theme and I did, I really didn't think we were going there that this week.

• 47:17Hannah Berner?

  Oh, can we add to my other social awkward encounters?

• 47:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 47:21Hannah Berner?

  So. I was in Florida all weekend. And when you're in Florida, shit's gonna happen, you know? Um, so I decide to order Uber Eats to this hotel. Which is a risk, you know? Or Uber Eats to hotel, especially when they don't bring it up to you, is a risk.

• 47:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Can go, yeah, there's so many variables.

• 47:44Hannah Berner?

  So many things can go wrong.

• 47:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 47:46Hannah Berner?

  Um, so I decide.

• 47:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Safety issues, it's just, it's a lot. Don't you, actually, I'm literally thinking about.

• 47:52Hannah Berner?

  You're stressed, just think about it. Also, like you forget your fork, it's a whole thing. Anyway. I, for some reason, I'm like, I'm gonna go down and meet them right there. Like, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna be.

• 48:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's cut the middleman.

• 48:03Hannah Berner?

  Cut the middleman, give me the fucking, right, hand it over.

• 48:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Eye to eye, look me in my eye, tell me that's my food, yeah.

• 48:12Hannah Berner?

  I'm starving, so.

• 48:15Paige DeSorbo?

  What'd you order?

• 48:16Hannah Berner?

  I ordered from this Mexican place called Grumpy Gringo.

• 48:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 48:22Hannah Berner?

  So I go down and the lady's like, hey, they don't let us leave it at, we have to leave it at the desk. And I go, great, I'm actually in the lobby. And then she immediately, order done.

• 48:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Cuts off communication.

• 48:34Hannah Berner?

  Cuts off communication.

• 48:36Paige DeSorbo?

  At a time like this.

• 48:37Hannah Berner?

  I'm in the lobby and I'm looking at the counter, nothing on the counter, and I start panicking. So I wait in line at the counter, cause there's of course a line of like all these people sending in for vacation. And I'm like, hey, um, any Uber Eats orders? And they're like, no. And I'm like, okay, well, she said it was here and then she disappeared and she didn't take a photo, which is a no-no in the Uber Eats community.

• 48:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And also so suspect.

• 49:00Hannah Berner?

  So suspect. I'm like, I think she ate my food. So then the lady's like, okay, actually, this is a very confusing hotel. It could be in many different places. And I'm like, perfect. And she's like, you're just gonna have to tell me the name of the restaurant. And I was like, I can't tell you.

• 49:18Hannah Berner?

  And she's like, tell me the name of the restaurant. And I'm like, it's Mexican. And she's like, what is the name of the restaurant, miss? And I'm like, I don't know. And she's like, can you check your phone? And I'm like, no. And then we go back and forth for like, three minutes.

• 49:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Why didn't you just check your phone?

• 49:32Hannah Berner?

  Cause I didn't want to say grumpy gringo in front of everyone. And I'm like, it's under Hannah, it's room, you know, 1002. And she's like, give me the name. Finally, out of nowhere, a bellman comes with my food and everything worked out. But there was a moment, I don't know, I just feel like I was set up to fail.

• 49:53Paige DeSorbo?

  We almost lost you.

• 49:58Hannah Berner?

  I was so scared in Florida, but I also was in Saint, no, Fort Myers. And I said, what's up, St. Pete?

• 50:09Paige DeSorbo?

  You always do that.

• 50:10Hannah Berner?

  At this point, the igloos are like, get a new bit, get a new bit.

• 50:14Paige DeSorbo?

  It is hard to remember. I was gonna say, there's also about ordering food in a hotel. There's something like, there's also, I don't know what it is, but there's something inherently embarrassing about waiting for your order in the lobby. I also low-key always feel like I'm doing something illegal because I'm like,

• 50:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I know you guys have a restaurant here and I love it and I'm so proud of you guys. I don't want to eat it.

• 50:44Hannah Berner?

  It's not Wendy, sorry.

• 50:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I am gonna get something else, but I also feel like that's kind of illegal. And then I also feel like sometimes, I don't know why I get this anxious where I'm like, do they think I'm waiting for a drug dealer?

• 50:58Hannah Berner?

  It's like when you're at TSA and they're

• 51:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm like, no, obviously they don't think I'm waiting for a drug dealer.

• 51:05Hannah Berner?

  Did I leave cocaine up my butthole from that one time? No, it's

• 51:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Irrational anxiety.

• 51:11Hannah Berner?

  It's extremely, it's vulnerable, it's violating.

• 51:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's embarrassing.

• 51:18Hannah Berner?

  And then sometimes they have like multiple bags when it's not necessary, but it looks like you're going, it looks like you're going to have like a secret pig out, which you are.

• 51:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but it's just like a lot.

• 51:27Hannah Berner?

  If they were like, give us your social security number and we'll bring it up to your room, I'm like, done.

• 51:34Hannah Berner?

  What, I like literally give you my firstborn for you to bring it up to the room. Cause if I have to put pants on and go downstairs, also sometimes I just showered to shower and then have like your last shower of the day to shower and then have to go into public again. It ruins the Feng Shui, it ruins the flow.

• 51:53Paige DeSorbo?

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• 53:24Paige DeSorbo?

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• 54:06Paige DeSorbo?

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• 54:26Hannah Berner?

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• 55:09Hannah Berner?

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• 55:21Paige DeSorbo?

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• 56:06Paige DeSorbo?

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• 56:34Hannah Berner?

  I'm in a Nashville K-hole.

• 56:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I thought you were like in Nashville.

• 56:39Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm watching Nashville still.

• 56:41Paige DeSorbo?

  And I like couldn't get into it. And we did pinpoint it to, it's a musical.

• 56:48Paige DeSorbo?

  And I just, I can't do it.

• 56:49Hannah Berner?

  Were you on your phone during it?

• 56:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Kind of, yeah.

• 56:52Hannah Berner?

  I think you should give it one more chance. Like, I'm not gonna pressure you like now or tomorrow, but like, don't completely, cuz there's 30 episodes a season. Like, I'm-

• 57:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, no, I know.

• 57:02Hannah Berner?

  My life has been lost to this. And it is like a soap opera where every scene, something happens. Like, the second I-

• 57:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing-

• 57:10Hannah Berner?

  They never lose me.

• 57:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it's like the cadence in which people in the South speak. And, no, I'm not kidding. No, I'm not kidding.

• 57:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's, everything sounds so depressing, but yet like, so ugly.

• 57:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, that was a bit harsh.

• 57:37Paige DeSorbo?

  What an unhinged hour this has been. Like, I really, I don't ever have any expectations for what the bot's gonna be. But, this wasn't it, this week. This was not it.

• 57:47Hannah Berner?

  We want to apologize to the Academy.

• 57:51Paige DeSorbo?

  This was just not it.

• 57:52Hannah Berner?

  Well, whenever I think it's a bad podcast, people be like, "It was the funniest podcast."

• 57:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, wait, hear me out here, listen to me.

• 57:58Hannah Berner?

  Okay, you just came for half of the nation, continue.

• 58:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, okay, you, no, I'm talking about specifically this show when they're talking about something. What is the redhead girl's name, like?

• 58:07Hannah Berner?

  Connie Bren.

• 58:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, like, obviously, things are happening with her career and like, something sad or bad is imminent, like, you know something is about to happen. But every conversation, it just sounds so like, "Oh, and what's gonna happen?" Like, "I don't know, you're still gonna be a famous pop star," like, I don't know.

• 58:27Hannah Berner?

  But see, I want to watch stories.

• 58:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Everything sounds depressing.

• 58:30Hannah Berner?

  I want to watch stories about famous pop tart, pop tarts. Famous pop tarts.

• 58:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, now we're talking.

• 58:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Cinnamon Swirl is the star and everyone knows it.

• 58:40Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I thought of a crazy movie idea, or just like, someone's nightmare. Imagine, you don't want to be famous. Like, it's, you know, like, people either want to be famous, or they're like, I mean, you can imagine. Some people, like, it's their biggest fear in life is to be famous. And you're born with a twin sister. And something happens with your twin sister where she like, goes viral, or like, becomes a famous musician, or famous something. And then you're getting recognized everywhere because you look just like her, but you didn't want this life.

• 59:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, and then what? Does they, do they kill each other?

• 59:19Hannah Berner?

  I don't know, but it was just like...

• 59:21Paige DeSorbo?

  That just sounds like you were like, "I wish I had a twin so I could send her to work today so I didn't have to go." I know exactly what that thought process is.

• 59:28Hannah Berner?

  I thought it was every Disney movie. Every Disney movie was about twins, and being like, "Can you do this meeting for me?"

• 59:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, it's so funny that you bring that up because for whatever reason, I keep getting on my TikTok, these like Australian twin sisters and they're so fucking weird and they do weird things. And I'm like, what video did I watch a little too long that now I get, all I get are these people's videos? Anywho.

• 59:54Hannah Berner?

  So annoying though, but I do love Australians.

• 59:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, yeah, I do too.

• 1:00:01Hannah Berner?

  So I want to do this twin video with you because they, I'm on a weird twin algorithm too of like all these sisters. Where they put you.

• 1:00:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, why are we on this?

• 1:00:10Hannah Berner?

  Maybe because they think we're twins?

• 1:00:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, this is weird.

• 1:00:14Hannah Berner?

  But they, you ever see with the door and they go on separate sides of the door and they'll be like, wave and like, they both wave with their right hand. It's like, yeah, they're fucking righties. Of course, they're waving with the right hand. But I feel like, they're like, do a peace sign and they're like, oh my God, they both did a peace sign with their right hand. But anyway, I feel like me and you should do that.

• 1:00:33Paige DeSorbo?

  There's nothing I love more than when my ovulation and cycle switches from, that's the cutest video ever to,

• 1:00:43Hannah Berner?

  no one fucking cares!

• 1:00:45Paige DeSorbo?

  What fucking idiots.

• 1:00:50Hannah Berner?

  I also.

• 1:00:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Actual, we have the same voting rights, you dumb motherfuckers.

• 1:00:56Hannah Berner?

  I also, I like watched, if you watch one full like cat saving video where like a cat, a spicy cat gets saved and then you have to watch the whole thing to see her like want to get affection. Your whole feed is cats for like a week. Like I'm in, it's all I have is cats. And then I send them to you and Grace and my mom, my nana. So like, I just have cat stuff right now, so I can't really help with good content. I apologize to the Academy again.

• 1:01:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, I'm just going to a really, going through a really tough time right now and it's.

• 1:01:27Hannah Berner?

  But now whenever I see a beautiful rag doll do a commercial, I'm like becoming Daphne's agent where I'm like competitive. And I go, that's crazy because her nose is literally not as pretty as Daphne's.

• 1:01:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so hyper aware.

• 1:01:40Hannah Berner?

  Of the, of the cat business?

• 1:01:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so hyper aware to the cat modeling business.

• 1:01:45Hannah Berner?

  Who does your PR? How does she get that?

• 1:01:48Hannah Berner?

  You go, who's she signed, you're on IMDb going, who'd she sign with? Does she, what did she study?

• 1:01:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Came out of my mouth was, does that cat have a lawyer?

• 1:01:59Paige DeSorbo?

  That cat have a lawyer?

• 1:02:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of cat, Daphne launched satin collection, which

• 1:02:12Paige DeSorbo?

  let me just say

• 1:02:15Paige DeSorbo?

  our photo shoot was so much fun and I didn't, I, we didn't release all of the pictures, but it was just the cutest thing. And did you see my little video that I had to?

• 1:02:24Hannah Berner?

  Yes, you did a full.

• 1:02:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Bits that I was trying to come up with?

• 1:02:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I feel like that was like, wait, you were wearing reindeer antlers?

• 1:02:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I was wearing reindeer antlers. I was wearing my grandma's like vintage coat and then I was wearing these Jimmy Choo.

• 1:02:41Hannah Berner?

  I love how they're like, can you wear Daphne? And you're like, I'm gonna cover it with the full fur.

• 1:02:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I knew I wanted that fur and those boots incorporated somehow. And then we have a brown satin set.

• 1:02:52Hannah Berner?

  We actually have a brown satin set that we can't see.

• 1:02:56Hannah Berner?

  No, it was so funny. I, I was really giggling.

• 1:02:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 1:03:00Hannah Berner?

  Also, it's like shot very well. Like you looked gorgeous.

• 1:03:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Guess who shot it?

• 1:03:06Hannah Berner?

  Josephine?

• 1:03:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Josephine. We literally were there and we were just like, wait, let's do this really quick.

• 1:03:11Hannah Berner?

  Josephine's a modern day Quentin Quarantino.

• 1:03:16Hannah Berner?

  Quentin Quarantino is my um DJ name.

• 1:03:20Paige DeSorbo?

  What did you just say?

• 1:03:22Hannah Berner?

  Quentin Quarantino. Quentin Quarantino.

• 1:03:25Paige DeSorbo?

  You're an ally.

• 1:03:26Hannah Berner?

  You guys, we're so tired. I am so sorry. I want to apologize again.

• 1:03:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No, here's the thing also, every year around this time, I get really, Hannah can attest. I get really snippy. I get really like changing of the guards. I get like you're in, you're out.

• 1:03:45Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 1:03:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Goodbye. There's a few things that in the new year I would like to change with Giggly Squad. And one of them being, I'm not sure recording on a Monday is like the best thing ever.

• 1:03:58Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I just got so scared. I thought you were gonna fire me.

• 1:04:02Hannah Berner?

  You go, uh, first step on the docket? Who are you?

• 1:04:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm literally trying to move in with you. Like, what?

• 1:04:11Hannah Berner?

  Wait, Monday is hard when I'm on tour, too. When we tour.

• 1:04:14Paige DeSorbo?

  It's hard when you're on tour specifically. And also, I feel like when, I feel like when I have the most to tell you, it's like a Thursday. I'm like, oh my god, I have so much to tell you.

• 1:04:25Hannah Berner?

  Can I just say, cuz I have been talking to the higher-ups, um, and by higher-ups, I mean Grace.

• 1:04:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:31Hannah Berner?

  We will have some fun things to announce come the new year as a present for the gigglers. Um, there will be some fun stuff. Nothing, no crazy changes, just some-

• 1:04:41Paige DeSorbo?

  That just felt so millennial and I actually loved it. Like, we're teasing something, we can't say what it is, like, sit there, wonder, guests swipe up.

• 1:04:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it.

• 1:04:52Hannah Berner?

  Old-school marketing.

• 1:04:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Nope.

• 1:04:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Bring back radio advertising.

• 1:04:57Hannah Berner?

  I do hate, though, when people are like, "We can't tell you what it is, but I did something great." I'm like, okay, like, this just annoyed me so much.

• 1:05:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh yeah, we didn't do a good job on it.

• 1:05:08Hannah Berner?

  No, yeah, like, yeah. I mean, that's literally just what I did. But I'm just letting you guys know that when it's cold and it's the holidays, just know Giggler Squad is coming up with something warm. Um, also, can I just say, everyone's sick and no one's talking about it.

• 1:05:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, part of being a Scorpio and being Italian and being a witch, like, I am superstitious and I don't wanna say something, but like, you've almost forced me into it. I haven't been sick in years.

• 1:05:37Hannah Berner?

  Mentally or physically?

• 1:05:40Hannah Berner?

  Because the gigglers would say differently.

• 1:05:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Aside from chronic UTI, which I actually didn't even tell you, I suffered the most chronic UTI.

• 1:05:49Hannah Berner?

  You were in, you were in a UTI K-hole.

• 1:05:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I was in a K-hole UTI.

• 1:05:54Hannah Berner?

  Texted me during it, saying, "I have a UTI right now."

• 1:05:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I took a call from my toilet. I had to go no cameras. I told everyone too. I'm the open and I'm transparent if anything. Um, I said, you have no idea what's happening to you right now, but let's get this out before the holidays. Yeah. Say what you want about me, but there is a layer that I like to peel back.

• 1:06:14Hannah Berner?

  And you think that you can't handle adversity, like you can't stay in a Best Western. You have UTIs. Like I had a UTI once. And I, I like, it was the most uncomfortable thing that ever happened to me.

• 1:06:25Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but I forgot what, how lovely it is having a UTI when I'm at home with my parents. My mom like literally brought me toast.

• 1:06:35Paige DeSorbo?

  We're big on toast.

• 1:06:36Hannah Berner?

  Um, there's a theme.

• 1:06:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Super huge on toast.

• 1:06:40Hannah Berner?

  I love how you go, my favorite thing to do is go to my parents.

• 1:06:42Paige DeSorbo?

  So I wouldn't get nauseous.

• 1:06:44Hannah Berner?

  Get a UTI, get attention.

• 1:06:46Paige DeSorbo?

  What was I saying before that though?

• 1:06:47Hannah Berner?

  That you never get sick. You never get sick.

• 1:06:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I mean sick in, in like flu, like symptoms.

• 1:06:55Hannah Berner?

  I've been sick for the whole month.

• 1:06:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I haven't been sick in like a really long time.

• 1:06:59Hannah Berner?

  But I had gone a long time without being sick. You know what it was? You know what, why you haven't been sick?

• 1:07:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Why?

• 1:07:07Hannah Berner?

  Cause you keep your circle small.

• 1:07:10Hannah Berner?

  It's no, it's so valid. I got sick because love of my life, my opener comic, Ally Colbert. Got the flu.

• 1:07:20Paige DeSorbo?

  She was sick.

• 1:07:21Hannah Berner?

  She got the flu. So honestly, um, she threw me off and I said, look, if you can't keep up, you gotta get out of the kitchen. That's what they say. And she was like.

• 1:07:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Especially on the road.

• 1:07:32Hannah Berner?

  But then she's like, I can't come next weekend. I'm like, that's fine. Cause I feel great. Cause I'm unstoppable. And two days later, I'm like, I've been hit by a car. I've been shot.

• 1:07:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:41Hannah Berner?

  And, um, so yeah, Ally got me sick. Shout out Ally. Love your work. Um, and then Des.

• 1:07:48Paige DeSorbo?

  You just yelled, you just yelled and I heard a do- a dog bark across the hall.

• 1:07:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not kidding.

• 1:07:59Hannah Berner?

  Dogs are gigglers too. Dogs are gigglers too, even though.

• 1:08:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I saw a meme that said, coming out as a dog hater in 2025 is like coming out of the closet in the 1950s.

• 1:08:14Hannah Berner?

  No, we are so brave. We are so brave.

• 1:08:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Some type of way.

• 1:08:18Hannah Berner?

  Today, I was, I went to um, this apartment, my friend was, and there was a huge bulldog laying on the ground. I don't know if you've ever seen a bulldog in real life.

• 1:08:31Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, what is that? Like, it's not, I'm like, what the fuck is that? Like, that's crazy. Also.

• 1:08:37Paige DeSorbo?

  People love them.

• 1:08:39Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's like adorable and like.

• 1:08:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, they can't breathe.

• 1:08:42Hannah Berner?

  They can't, so first of all, the only reason I knew it was alive was because it was going.

• 1:08:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, because you can hear it a mile away.

• 1:08:48Hannah Berner?

  Your dog has a sinus infection, so do I. And then it started coming towards me, and that's one of these moments where as a cat person, you don't know how to act because it's like someone want to shake your hand and you being like, no, thank you. When I tell you when the dog came towards me, and this is a beautiful, ugly dog. I could smell it. I could smell it before I touched it.

• 1:09:07Paige DeSorbo?

  The dog? Ew.

• 1:09:08Hannah Berner?

  Yes, because it's, when dogs get larger, they just get bigger. And by the way, so cute from afar. And then everyone goes, everyone starts going, oh, he likes you. So then I took like the back of my hand. And like, barely let it touch the back of my hand.

• 1:09:22Paige DeSorbo?

  So then you turned into a cat?

• 1:09:24Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, I did make friends with a dog. And then you know when you're in an elevator with a dog and they just jump on you and you have to say thank you? There's certain dog etiquette that people need to talk about. Like, imagine if your dog jumped at me and I went, ah!

• 1:09:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No. Um, okay, so anyway, so in the new year, we're, I think we're gonna switch our day. I think maybe we'll think about our day switch, and then we have fun things to announce and do. I'm saying it like the year's over, but we still have a whole month.

• 1:09:54Hannah Berner?

  A full month. We're not even close.

• 1:09:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm getting in my organizing mode, you know?

• 1:09:59Hannah Berner?

  I'm also going to Omaha, Nebraska for the first time ever in my life next weekend for a show, so I'm

• 1:10:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:10:06Hannah Berner?

  Kind of excited. I've never like, I haven't been to a new place in a long time.

• 1:10:09Paige DeSorbo?

  The only thing I can ever think of Omaha is Omaha Steaks.

• 1:10:12Hannah Berner?

  That's culture.

• 1:10:13Paige DeSorbo?

  And when you would watch Kelly and Regis when you would stay home from school, one of the prizes was a subscription to Omaha Steaks.

• 1:10:22Paige DeSorbo?

  And if that's not great marketing because it's stuck with me for years, I don't know what is.

• 1:10:26Hannah Berner?

  Regis, what a sweet, sweet old man.

• 1:10:28Paige DeSorbo?

  R.I.P.

• 1:10:30Hannah Berner?

  Zaddy. And then where I'm going to Iowa, and then I'm going to Kansas City, and then I'm going to Des Moines. That's Iowa.

• 1:10:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, see you never.

• 1:10:39Hannah Berner?

  See you never. You guys, thank you for giggling with us. We love you so, so much. Talk to you soon. Bye.

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