The Hawaii Interrogation

The gang heads to Hawaii for a family episode, but Bobby and Khalyla quickly turn it into an interrogation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

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• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying to you is this, and don't interrupt me, okay? Please, I beg of you, okay? Is that, yes, you, Juliana, because I view you guys as like my daughters, okay? So it's like, I'm asking Khalyla, are you, you mean, as a, like my ex-wife, right? Vetting, you know what I mean? These guys that she's dating, is what I'm saying.

• 2:11Speaker 02

  I don't think that's how you should do it. I don't think there's a way to vet anyone off of a dating profile. So therefore you make other plans to make sure that she's physically safe, right? Because for all we know, a dude could show up. Okay, I'll give you one better.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Which she, which by the way, I'm not too happy about. I, these are the rules. I said, you go to this specific place, you log into your wifi, you let me know you're there, and you do not leave the confines of this. You have an hour with this person to get to know each other, and that's it. You do not leave.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  What if she says this? What if she says this? What if she says like, no, we're gonna go to his place?

• 2:47Speaker 02

  Oh, then she can, um, she, she knows, Issa knows that I am nice until the rules are broken.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that, that, is that a rule broken?

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's absolute hell fuck mail to me. It's, it's absolutely no. If anything has to do with her safety, it's a fuck mail.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  And then what if she goes, I don't care, I, I think he's hot?

• 3:08Speaker 02

  You're on your own, find your own way back home, your ticket, get a roof over your head. You're on your own. If you want to risk your life, it's not gonna be on my watch.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  So call your mom, let her know your plans, because like, you know.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  Or call Tito Bobby, maybe he might. But she would never, she's not like that.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can call me.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  And what would you do?

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  A thumbs up emoji.

• 3:28Speaker 03

  He doesn't even reply to me. I've tried sending him real, and he doesn't even reply to me.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  But what's great about Issa is that... That's so rude, you never reply to her?

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I ever, never saved.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  No, I messaged you on Instagram. I even, I even wished you...

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't follow you, do I follow you?

• 3:44Speaker 03

  I think you do, but I wished you happy birthday once, and I never got a reply.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, could I just say something? All right? When, it's, when it's my birthday, you know how many messages I get? I, I'm sorry to brag, is it a bragging thing?

• 3:59Speaker 03

  But it's Issa! You just said that you saw me as your daughter.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  But she knows. She knows, okay? All right?

• 4:10Speaker 02

  But I did see the picture of the guy and he was like cute and he seemed like nice and stuff.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  What color?

• 4:18Speaker 04

  He's Mexican.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  That's fine.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  He's brown, yeah.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm thumbs up with that.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  Um, and then, and then, the one thing I love about her, which she doesn't do ever, is she honks the horn. It sounds like, hey, this is what I'm up to, this is what I'm gonna wear, this is who I'm meeting, and this is where I'll be. This one?

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  Goes rogue.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  Issa just likes to share and I like to.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  She likes to share after the fact.

• 4:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, after. I like to share after.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. So you share before the fact?

• 4:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  When you have no information?

• 4:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you share after?

• 4:47Speaker 04

  After, everything.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, I have to say that, um, I think that you, Juliana.

• 4:55Speaker 04

  Oh, what?

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  What needs to take a step back?

• 4:58Speaker 04

  Step back from what?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Going to the raves at 2:00 in the morning.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  What, you're going to raves at 2:00?

• 5:04Speaker 02

  You're going to raves, Jules?

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  Uh, she goes, this is what she says. You don't know about this?

• 5:08Speaker 02

  I don't know about no raves.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  No, it's like.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  I know about the white guy, not like shock me.

• 5:11Speaker 04

  I did!

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. This is what she does. It's midnight. I go, where you going? She's like, downtown. Right? I'm like, what's downtown? She's like, a club. And I go, I'm going. She's like, no. She won't let me go. You should just show up as like a. I know, and even, and she says, if I show up, she says she'll leave.

• 5:33Speaker 04

  Or like, don't, like, don't talk to me.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't talk to her.

• 5:37Speaker 04

  Just avoid.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Just avoid.

• 5:38Speaker 04

  We gotta.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  So Tito Bobby just next to you?

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And she says that I'm too old to go to a club.

• 5:48Speaker 04

  Yo, why would you be at the club? You're 50-something.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  You know, this rule about like age and club is so fucking crazy to me. It's, it's 21 and up, it's not 54 and down.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? There's no rule like that, you know what I mean?

• 6:10Speaker 02

  But, okay, so here's what-

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Like, it's America, I can go wherever I wanna go.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  I'm gonna defend you. I am gonna defend you in that they don't know how to club.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  They don't know- Our generation knows how to club, dude.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  I'm not sure you do, but-

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 6:25Speaker 02

  I-

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm a club fucking fanatic, dude.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  I've never seen you do it.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  I know, but in my twenties, you were the cl- club king.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Really? What would you do, like, okay-

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  I'd go to Joseph's.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  You walk into, you walk into the club, what's the first, what's your first move?

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, first, I go to the do- when there's a line, three mile line, right? I go straight to the front.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  And I know the fucking guy, the, I remember his name, Joseph.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  Dorsef, okay. Name is Dorsef.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  Alright, Dorsef.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  What's up, Dorsef, right?

• 6:58Speaker 02

  Dorsef.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  And he lets me ride in, right?

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Lets you ride in?

• 7:03Speaker 02

  In your car?

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm a horse.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  A pony.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  It's small enough to get through the corridor.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  And you ride in your pony and then what?

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then what I do is, oh, there's Timberlake.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  Oh, ew. That makes you sound-

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm like, dancing next to Timberlake, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? There was, um, what's the guy, the gay, the guy from, um, American Idol?

• 7:29Speaker 02

  Simon Cowell?

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  No, the gay guy.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  Randy Jackson.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  What? Clay Aiken.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  How did you know that's who he was thinking about?

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  I see he knows everything, dude. He shock all day, dude. So, you know what I mean, Clay Aiken's there, you know, back then, it was like a different crew.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And so it's like, I would go there every Monday.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Every Monday?

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was, it was-

• 7:54Speaker 02

  Sound great, I feel like the club is closed.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  That's the only night Dorsef is-

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  It's only that Joseph was there.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Because if Joseph's not there, I have to wait in that long line.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I would go Monday, but still packed.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  I feel like the, my twenties, the full, like the full club scene is something they'll never experience. Because it's like, we were there with our little bandage dresses, six inch heels, fighting for our lives at the club. And just like, having, because no one was videoing, no one was on their phone. Everyone was just literally being a disaster.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:35Speaker 02

  All in the privacy of our own friends. And I do, they'll never have that. They'll never have what we had.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  They'll never have it. They'll never have it.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  Never.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but do you know that she goes out late at night?

• 8:46Speaker 04

  I think I know.

• 8:47Speaker 02

  I, well, she shares her location with me, but I have never checked it once. Can you believe that?

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, keep checking it.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  I have never.

• 8:53Speaker 04

  I'm never gonna share it to you. I know, you're just gonna be asking me, you're just gonna be texting me all night.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like, why are you there?

• 9:02Speaker 04

  So.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, because I'll tell you why.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  What are you gonna do? If she's like, okay, I'm out with this guy and we're in his room, what you gonna do?

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna say, who, I mean, I would be like, who is, well, she's not gonna tell me anyway. But if she did, I'd be like, who the fuck is this person? You know what I mean? How do you know this person? Where you, what's happening? You know what I mean? But I know what she's doing.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  Have you ever heard of the term catching prints?

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  You know, tell me about it. It's young terms?

• 9:32Speaker 04

  It's like.

• 9:33Speaker 02

  You're gonna love this.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  Oh, it's like a new thing.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Are we cooked?

• 9:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're cooked.

• 9:37Speaker 02

  I need you to stand up. I need you to stand up, though. I think you're cooked for this one, for sure.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  Okay, so listen to this.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  Okay, so I actually think it applies more to like gay men, but gay men have mastered the art of catching print. And there's a guy on TikTok who explains it perfectly.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Catching prints or print?

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Prints, prints, like the print of, of like a marked print.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I also think I could get about the guy from Minnesota.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  Oh, you always gotta go back to Minnesota.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Prints.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Okay, so.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  So this guy explains what catching print is. And catching print is basically looking at a man's area. When he's clothed, when he has jeans, sweats, whatever. And depending on where the peak is, you either are an A cup, a B cup, or you skip C and you go to D cup.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  What are the cups? What do you mean?

• 10:25Speaker 02

  So it's A. We can look at how big your penis is based on the print of this area.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so A is good?

• 10:32Speaker 02

  A is no good.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's good.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  It's small. B is perfect. B is husband dick.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 10:38Speaker 05

  Print me.

• 10:42Speaker 00

  Okay, so. You're not saying that to your nieces.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  Can I tell you? Okay, so you see his peak right there in the very middle? It's way above his balls, and that's not a good sign.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  So, okay, so how it works is the peak has, in relation to where the ball sack ends. So the higher the peak, the smaller the dick.

• 11:07Speaker 02

  The lower the peak and closer to the ball sack, the bigger the penis.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Just say A.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Just say A.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  I don't think there's anything wrong with any size, by the way.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  But I.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask, you've seen it live in action?

• 11:22Speaker 02

  So.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so you've seen it live in action, right? Is it still A?

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Uh, I think it's more like.

• 11:31Speaker 00

  Can the print be different from the live version?

• 11:33Speaker 02

  I would say like B minus. Can someone help me? I would say like a B minus, yeah, it's okay. But I also have dick amnesia. No, can I tell you something that's so real?

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  It's okay. I'm fucked.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  I literally don't remember. I have dick amnesia. I don't remember anyone.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  10 years dick amnesia.

• 11:53Speaker 02

  I remember nothing.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  10 years of, 10 years of dick amnesia. Wow.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what? What'd you say?

• 12:06Speaker 02

  That's sad.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a quarter of your life dig it, you amnesia'd it.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  I think that's what happens, yeah.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  But I will say though, like, this isn't like a thing girls have like historically done is catch print. It's, I think it's like a game, gay men usually are better at this.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:21Speaker 02

  But now I'm looking. Now since they, I've, I've been...

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Guess what?

• 12:25Speaker 02

  What?

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Guys, catch print too, guy.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause we're at yoga, we wear, uh...

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  And yours is a hovel.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  I call yours the abyss.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  I said B minus.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, it's, it's like fucking deli sandwich.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  How does that feel?

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Not bad.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  Not, not bad, I think that you got really sad about B minus, so like, what do you wanna hear?

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  No, B minus is fine.

• 12:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I thought.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, A, A, you know, is, um, I'd have to, I'd have to go to Turkey and get a surgery, I think.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  I don't think all surgeries are done in Turkey, I'd go somewhere else. That's for the hair.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  It's the cheapest, cheapest way.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  Hair, yeah, hair.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, where do I get dick surgery? What country is the best place?

• 13:12Speaker 02

  Uh, Tha- ooh, yeah, maybe Thailand?

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  You think Thailand?

• 13:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  I also just wanna publicly apologize to Gilbert for all the years, um, we made fun of you for being, um, uncircumcised.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 13:26Speaker 02

  Because I really think that that's the way to go. I think that anything outside of that is like genital mutilation without consent. So...

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  This is the dumbest, you wanna go there?

• 13:37Speaker 02

  I'm just saying...

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  You wanna go there, alright?

• 13:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  His looks like a scared turtle.

• 13:42Speaker 02

  It doesn't though, it does...

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but what I'm saying is...

• 13:49Speaker 02

  I don't think he knows, I don't think he understands.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  I don't think he knows what an uncirc- yeah.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  I've seen him at the spa.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I, and it looks like a scare turtle. It's in the shell.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  Hmm, I don't think so. Not when it's fully erect, Bobby, it's out of its shape.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen it fully erect.

• 14:08Speaker 00

  You know, guys know what other guys aren't. We know.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  We know. Yeah, it, it's an instinct.

• 14:13Speaker 04

  How? Based on what?

• 14:14Speaker 00

  I think it was the way we, when some, when one guy mentions it, that they're not uncircumcised, there, there's a smirk that goes around the room. We all kind of nod. I swear to God.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  I feel like you-

• 14:23Speaker 00

  We'd never have known Alex.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  Alex?

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Uncircumcised?

• 14:26Speaker 00

  Lifgata Costa.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:28Speaker 00

  David Shell. We're all, we call each other the bowtie boys.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you something. Is, is, is there, I don't, I don't even know what he said.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  Bowtie boys?

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, bowtie boys. Oh, you guys are the bo- that's why you guys are so close. Is that what separates between you and I, that we can't get close?

• 14:42Speaker 00

  You need to grow a little bit.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  I gotta grow the skin over the, yeah.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, a- a- anyway, I, I didn't have a choice on that matter.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:53Speaker 00

  Wait, are we, are you celebrating your birthday here?

• 14:55Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, happy birthday.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday. Eighteen years old. How's the-

• 14:59Speaker 00

  What are you getting her, man?

• 15:01Speaker 02

  Oh, he got her something huge.

• 15:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, crazy.

• 15:03Speaker 02

  Crazy big. He doesn't even remember.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  What did I give you?

• 15:09Speaker 04

  Coachella.

• 15:10Speaker 02

  Are you kidding me?

• 15:11Speaker 04

  Coachella.

• 15:12Speaker 02

  You got her Coachella.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, I got, I remember I have to go through that thing.

• 15:17Speaker 04

  You have to go. You have to go.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Can I tell you why you have to go?

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm not going.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, just say no, you're going.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  No, Carlos is gonna go.

• 15:25Speaker 02

  I know, but you-

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  No, Carlos Herrera's gonna go. I'm not going.

• 15:29Speaker 04

  No, you have to go.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to go.

• 15:31Speaker 02

  The Strokes, David Byrne, even if you don't care about Sabrina Carpenter and other stuff, there are cool bands still there.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  But what am I gonna do during Sabrina Carpenter?

• 15:39Speaker 02

  You can leave. You can leave. You can only, you can go for just the bands that you like, even if they're in the day, and then go home.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do the, "Hey, Sabrina Carpenter," and go.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  I want her to see me walk out. I'll make a face, I'll be up.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  That's silly.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Isn't it silly? No, I'm sure, I don't know her. I'm sure she's very talented.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  She's really talented, but she, um, Issa, that's your birthday gift to her. Remember she asked for it, Last Family app, and you gave her-

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  I gotta give her other gifts.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  But that's huge is what we're saying.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  Free rent.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  No? Uh, cash? Yeah, yeah. Which is a great, better than some would say.

• 16:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, she was really happy about that. She came in, she's like, "Bobby gave me 200 bucks. I gotta go buy an outfit."

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That was for your fucking phone, um, uh.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  She got that, she did.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  She did?

• 16:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she needs more, let me say something, she needs more, what do you call it? Data.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  Well, I sent them on, on her birthday, you can tell them what you did.

• 16:44Speaker 03

  We went to, um, we went to this fancy restaurant.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Which one it's called?

• 16:48Speaker 03

  Strip steak.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  We went there the first night we were here.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  It was really good.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  It was really good, right?

• 16:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then we went to, um, a live, a live show right after.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  What live show?

• 17:01Speaker 03

  Uh, it was called Secret Spot, and then I wanted to stay like for so long.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Who played?

• 17:06Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  It was, uh, Cindy's friend.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  It was really good, though.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  You don't even know the name?

• 17:12Speaker 02

  I wasn't there, I just gave him my credit card.

• 17:14Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  And it was good?

• 17:17Speaker 03

  It was good. They were really good.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  What kind of music?

• 17:19Speaker 03

  Like covers.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  Uh, that's an argument that, um...

• 17:30Speaker 00

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• 18:16Speaker 00

  I was actually talking to Bobby about this, how we're going to watch this in theaters. Fun fact, I actually got to train with Bob Odenkirk at 8711. It's like a stunt gym here in LA. And when he was doing it for another film he was in, this guy takes his craft so seriously, acting and even the stunt work. I watched this older gentleman do a lot more physical feats than I could. His martial arts, his, uh, his fighting, his gun work, just all of it looks so cool. So make sure you check out the movie Normal. See it only in theaters April 17th.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  Dude, BlueChew has saved my life. Okay, I'm a 55, four-year-old man, almost 55. Um, I'm still sexually active and I have to admit, let's go, let's go everywhere.

• 19:03Speaker 06

  Let's go.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Up though. Woo, let's go up, dude. And so what happens is I go on a date, right? Sometimes, you know, Popeye ain't working, you know what I mean, down there, right? I take a BlueChew, and now BlueChew Gold, right? 15 minutes.

• 19:17Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then boom, party time USA, dude. BlueChew Gold is the newest innovation from the number one chewable ED brand. This ain't your grandpa's little blue pill. The four-in-one beast that's getting the gold standard for performance. We're talking about two ingredients for, for blood flow to keep the rocket pumping, alright? What are the ingredients, Catherine?

• 19:38Speaker 06

  Mixed with apomorphine and oxytocin to turn up the arousal and connection in your brain and body response.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  What about you and your body? Exactly. BlueChew Gold dissolves under your tongue and works at as little as 15 minutes. That means you can get it on quicker and stay in the game longer elevation without hesitation.

• 19:57Speaker 00

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• 20:40Speaker 00

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• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  I have a valid question, and it might not, and I'm not trying to make anyone mad. And it's a philosophical question, and it's something that I've asked myself. And I think I'm leaning toward a certain direction. So when I was on the cruise, there was a famous cover band that was on the cruise. And in my mind, I'm like, I questioned like, how does it feel? It's like, to me, it felt like, you know, a comedian telling somebody else's jokes. You know what I mean? But when I actually saw them play, I was like, holy shit, they're so good. You know what I mean?

• 22:02Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, to me, it's like, no, it's a valid form of expression and art. And it's, they were so good. Like, it sounded even at times better than the original or whatever. And they're super entertaining, and they're wearing wigs. You know what I mean? And they're having a blast, and the audience loves it. And I think that it's a good thing, so I'm not, you know what I mean? I'm sure they were really good.

• 22:28Speaker 04

  They were really good.

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  And they played all the classics. Like, can you tell me a song that they played?

• 22:31Speaker 04

  They did Love Eye, but it's, um, the green. The green.

• 22:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck is that?

• 22:38Speaker 02

  Bobby doesn't know who The Green is.

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is there brown or no?

• 22:42Speaker 02

  They're brown.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're brown?

• 22:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  So it's a band called The Green, but they're brown?

• 22:47Speaker 02

  They've been around forever. They have such like... So good music. Yeah.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 22:52Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  It's something that you think that I would like, because you know my tastes?

• 22:54Speaker 02

  No, absolutely not.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 22:57Speaker 02

  Because I think you're, you know, it's so funny, we actually... I remember there was this one song, um, by, um, it's a Junior Mervin song, I think it's called, it's Police and Thieves. And you had the audacity-

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  To tell me that this is a song by The Clash, and I was like, no, this is a Junior Mervin song. That's because you do not respect reggae. You do not respect, um-

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry? What did I play in the fucking car?

• 23:23Speaker 02

  You're such a fraud.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  You're a fraud.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  You're a fraud.

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  You're a cavernous fraud.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  You're a fraud.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  You're, you're a liar.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  You're a, okay, who was it? But was it like his playlist?

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  Will you put it on? Or just the radio?

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I put it on.

• 23:38Speaker 02

  He turned on the rental car. Who was it? Who was it?

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  Bob Marley.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  Oh, I mean, that's Bob Marley, of course.

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's not reggae! He's the king of reggae!

• 23:47Speaker 02

  Of course, of course, but he's easy-

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's it. And if you preferred any reggae, you're on an island, you could pick one reggae artist, who would you pick? Not Bob Marley.

• 23:59Speaker 02

  There's so many. I mean, there's- He's a lot.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  You just betrayed me so badly here. I'm never using your studio again. Yeah, this is the last time you ever see me. I'll tell you that.

• 24:08Speaker 02

  Okay, so Bob Marley makes sense, of course, because he's like so universally loved, right? But I'm just saying, like, the vast majority of other stuff that I've had you listen to, you're just like, nah, this isn't for me. And then we got into that big conversation, because you're like, oh, it's just to me, it sounds so unoriginal. And then you fought me about the Police and Thieves song, which you were like, this is The Clash, and I was like, no, it's not. And, because you have no respect for the classics.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I, I, it's so much to unravel here, right? Because I'm trying to get my emotions under control, and I'm trying to be mindful and respectful, okay? Fuck you.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Fuck off, right?

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  You're right about that.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Because I didn't know that it was a cover, right? And I think that when I, it's not that I didn't have respect for reggae. I always have to win the argument.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So it's like, so I think that in that specific case, I was trying to win an argument, okay? Not that I was like disparaging a genre of music.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 25:16Speaker 02

  I believe you.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  It's just, it doesn't, it doesn't tickle your soul in a way that...

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  It does tickle my skull.

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Your skull.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Tickles your hole.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it tickles my hole.

• 25:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, my friend and I got in a fight the other night about spirituality.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  Hell, you gotta fight him.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I take the opposing thing, you know what I mean?

• 25:39Speaker 02

  He is such a contrarian to the point where it's like, it's almost better that you don't talk to him about anything that you want him to agree with. Just take the opposing stance so that the stance he will counter with is the stance you actually believe in. Yeah, just trick him. And so when he says, "No, I believe this," and you're like, "You know what? Yeah, you're right." Then, because otherwise, like, oh, being like around you and you're such a contrarian is exhausting.

• 26:05Speaker 04

  You do that with mama and me.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  What do I do? What are some of the things that I...

• 26:10Speaker 00

  Like movies?

• 26:11Speaker 04

  No, like, the biggest one was...

• 26:13Speaker 00

  Oh, it's just the, I know what you're talking about. It's the lighting. If he's...

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I like, but I like lighting fires.

• 26:19Speaker 04

  You could see it in his eyes, like, he was just having so much fun while I was screaming at my mom.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I like...

• 26:24Speaker 02

  There is a, you know how like, if you could describe somebody by like a title of a book? Bobby would be "Little Fires Everywhere" by Celeste.

• 26:34Speaker 04

  Oh, that's a good, that's a good title.

• 26:36Speaker 02

  You like to just light it up.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like lighting it up.

• 26:39Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fun.

• 26:41Speaker 02

  Really?

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fun. Not, if it's serious, it's not fun. Like, if somebody had like a disease, you know what I mean?

• 26:52Speaker 07

  Let's make, let's make a disease out, he has clofaria. Cleft arachnoid? Yeah, yeah. What clofaria does is that, you know what I mean? Your nose falls off. Yeah, and one eyebrow, right?

• 27:07Speaker 02

  Only one?

• 27:08Speaker 07

  Right? And then, and then, you know, their, that hand is always shaka. But both hands, always does that, right? Okay?

• 27:17Speaker 02

  That sounds like arthritis.

• 27:19Speaker 07

  That's what I would say.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  Like rheumatoid arthritis.

• 27:21Speaker 07

  You don't have clofarias, dude, you have arthritis.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah. And also, it's like, you know what I mean, wash your nose.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  So dumb.

• 27:30Speaker 07

  Oops, you don't have to wash it. Yeah, in your face, you know what I mean? It wouldn't fall off if you washed your nose.

• 27:39Speaker 07

  What is this, Eddie Ward?

• 27:42Speaker 07

  Look at her face, dude, it's dumbfounded right now.

• 27:46Speaker 07

  Yeah, like, I would do that, even though I would believe that he does have clofarias.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:51Speaker 07

  You know what I mean? Yeah. You know, like, one eyebrow cup, you know what I mean?

• 27:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:56Speaker 07

  Why'd you shave that, dog? It just fell off. I mean, no, dog, you shaved it.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:01Speaker 07

  Yeah, just to, you know, maybe light a little fire. But, but I, I feel like that the people know that I'm lighting the fire, though.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, we do.

• 28:11Speaker 07

  Yeah, so that's, yeah, but you know that I'm lighting a fire.

• 28:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, but mama doesn't.

• 28:16Speaker 07

  What?

• 28:16Speaker 04

  Mama doesn't.

• 28:17Speaker 02

  And she's like, Bobby takes my said.

• 28:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because she really believes in my fires.

• 28:26Speaker 07

  Yeah. You mean, you know, your mom's like, oh, she can't even light a fire, you know what I mean? I'm gonna light one, or put more gasoline on it, you know what I mean?

• 28:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:33Speaker 07

  But, um, yeah, but I, I don't think that I'd do it if I'm brand, meeting somebody for the first time. I don't love fires. You know what I mean, it's like I um, I wait until they know that I light fires. Do you understand what I'm saying?

• 28:50Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:51Speaker 07

  You don't?

• 28:52Speaker 02

  No, cuz I feel as though it's fifty fifty. There are times where you meet someone for the first time and they, I'm always like, I hope that they know he's Bobby Lee because he's about to say some shit that's like, so like, is the word off color? That I hope they know he's joking. And sometimes you, you take a shot, you take a swing and you miss. And I look at the person and I'm like, he's a comedian, he's, he's just joking and then I, I feel uncomfortable.

• 29:18Speaker 07

  Last night we had that, last night there was a moment of, I could have died.

• 29:22Speaker 02

  So you see what I'm saying?

• 29:24Speaker 07

  So what happened was, we were walking down the street and there was a man, right? In a full-blown like um, suit, but it was like a black suit, right? And it was like, a dirty black suit, but he was a young Mexican guy, right? He had mascara, long hair, right? And a little bit of rouge, you know what I mean? And a little bit of maybe like lip, lipstick, right? Yeah, and he goes, are you Bobby Lee? I go, are you a vampire? Right?

• 29:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:53Speaker 07

  And there was a second, right? And then another lady walked by, I go, I go, have you ever met a Hawaiian vampire? Right? And I, I could tell, there was a second where I, I, am I gonna get punched in the face? But he goes, can I get a photo? You know what I mean? Because Hawaiian vampires love me. And that's what you have to, I mean, that's the point. That's a swing though. Yeah, yeah, no, it's not a swing dude. Hawaiian werewolves and Hawaiian vampires, the zombies don't like me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and also the mummies, the Hawaiian mummies, they don't like me. But I know my demographic.

• 30:28Speaker 07

  I know my demographic and Hawaiian vampires and Hawaiian werewolves like me. Okay? And I've seen the Hawaiian werewolves as well. They're more inland. In the island. But anyway, what, what's so uncomfortable?

• 30:41Speaker 02

  But he already knew who you, who you were, so I feel like that's a safe interaction.

• 30:45Speaker 07

  Oh yeah, I would, I've never like, if he was sitting next to me in the elevator, he didn't know who I was, I'd go, are you a Hawaiian vampire?

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  That would be insane.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be absolutely insane.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  But sometimes you do take those swings and I'm like terrified to be around you. Like usually I just look the other way.

• 31:03Speaker 00

  When was the last swing you all took on a joke in public? Do you remember and you were so embarrassed?

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  She sees it all the time.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:13Speaker 02

  Okay, have, now that you know you've been friends for a long time,

• 31:18Speaker 02

  how far away do you stay away from him at the TSA line?

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  She knows about it.

• 31:27Speaker 05

  No, I just turn and stuff like I don't, I'm not with him.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  Okay, great, that's the tactic I use as well, which is like, right, pretend like we're not here together, right? Perfect, perfect, that's how I did it, that's how I survived. And she's just, you know, doing the same thing. It's the only way to be around you in the airport. Truly, you're like, just...

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  I like, I don't like control.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  I think to behold.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't like control.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  And I'll tell you this.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  My friend Ramsey told me a secret. And I, I, I do the Ramsey Badawi secret. Which is when you go to the, you know, you have to show your ID at that checkpoint and then we need to take a photo, right? I go, no.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  It's illegal.

• 32:14Speaker 02

  What do they say?

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  They go, alright.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Really? Really? You can, you can say no to that?

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, well, he says, I probably, he says something like, very like,

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  attorney-like or law-like. You know what I mean, like, I withdraw my, you know, he says something.

• 32:32Speaker 02

  Does he do it for fun?

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  No, he, he, no, well, he's, you know, Persian, so he doesn't want to.

• 32:36Speaker 02

  Oh, that's right.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  Right, so he goes, I, I, you know what I mean, I mindfully and thoughtfully, you know what I mean, will not participate in this, you know what I mean?

• 32:44Speaker 02

  Have you done that, though?

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  I go, no.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  And what do they say?

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  They have to go, alright. Yeah.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  That's good to know.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's good to know. I mean, they don't, what are you, what, what's going on here? You're taking my photo? Why? You know what I mean?

• 33:03Speaker 02

  Let's get back to the girls. Let's, let's grill them.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, um, how many dates have you been on, Issa?

• 33:08Speaker 03

  I've been on two.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  Two. Which one did you like the most?

• 33:12Speaker 03

  Wait, two? Who was the other one? The, the white guy? I didn't know about him. Oh.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  Okay, so here's the thing. The girls are dipping their toes into the white sands this year. Is what we're calling them.

• 33:22Speaker 03

  White sands.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  I've always dipped into white sands.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I'm a white sand. You like, Ozzy, you like white sands? I like all sands.

• 33:32Speaker 02

  All sands.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  He's so political, this guy.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  But not all sands are the same.

• 33:37Speaker 02

  I'm a black sand beach.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, wait. Not all sands are the same. Okay, good.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  I'm a black sand beach kinda girl. I like dark sand.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 33:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  You like dark sand.

• 33:46Speaker 02

  Dark. Darker the better, yeah.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Big pebbles.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  Big pebbles.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like yellow sand. Little pebbles.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Little grains of sand. Yeah, yeah.

• 33:59Speaker 02

  Wait, the, the, uh, you went on a, a date with a white sands?

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, but...

• 34:04Speaker 02

  I, I met him at the...

• 34:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What was white sands like?

• 34:08Speaker 03

  He's, um, he's taller. He has, um...

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  White sands usually are.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. He has a mustache.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  White sand, mustache, yeah.

• 34:16Speaker 03

  And he's nice. Yeah.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. I understand.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:20Speaker 02

  But then she has another crush on Ireland.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 34:25Speaker 02

  Just, you know.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  It's a crush.

• 34:28Speaker 02

  Just a crush.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  A crush on, on an island?

• 34:30Speaker 02

  On brown sands.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  On brown sands.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  No. No, you don't got it.

• 34:36Speaker 02

  But he's a, yeah. He's a, he's a, yeah, like a little star athlete, you know?

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  Is he, let me ask you, can I ask you a specific, is it black sand or brown sand?

• 34:45Speaker 03

  I like, I literally, I have dipped all my toes into all the sands.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh. I don't like that image, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Beaches in Nigeria. Beaches, uh, does Nigeria have beaches? I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Beaches in Argentina. Beaches in Long Beach. I see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you've been all over the world.

• 35:06Speaker 03

  If they're cute, they're cute.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  You have pee in...

• 35:10Speaker 02

  Struggling with the F there.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Don't be rude. Body speech impediment.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  I have a facial impediment, so I can say it.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Harvey Dent.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so you like sands from all over the world.

• 35:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you?

• 35:28Speaker 02

  I like all too.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  You like all sands, yeah. But like sands nice, huh?

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? I mean with the blue ocean.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  It's okay.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  You can see the, you can see the pink coral.

• 35:45Speaker 00

  Everyone went like, huh.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Do not, the ocean doesn't have pink coral.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  I have, look at the coral on my neck.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, like that. That's what I'm saying.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  It's Mediterranean.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love Mediterranean pink coral.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  It's not pink, it's orange.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Whatever it is.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  It's coral coral.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to me it's pink. Let's move on from that then.

• 36:06Speaker 02

  Pink coral is really pretty though.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  It is very pretty in the blue, in the white sands, that's all I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  All sands.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  The blue is the blue eyes, you know what I mean?

• 36:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  The sands is the color of the skin.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  And the coral is whatever it might be.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Whatever you interpret the coral, whatever you interpret the coral to be.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, yeah, so you like all sands, so you're, you have a crush on brown sand right now. What's going on? Does he know you exist?

• 36:37Speaker 03

  He knows.

• 36:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. I just don't get him.

• 36:39Speaker 00

  What kind of athlete? It's like football, I feel like everyone plays football.

• 36:42Speaker 02

  Okay, just guess.

• 36:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Rugby.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  The biggest, go ahead. Yes, he already knows.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  What is it? Oh, let me try to guess. By your fan. Basketball. Oh, fuck. Oh, I know, I know, that new slapping UFC thing that they do.

• 37:01Speaker 02

  The power slap?

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Diving, diving, diving, diving, diving.

• 37:06Speaker 03

  No!

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what it is, volleyball.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  Yes, volleyball.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Volleyball. He's a, he's a professional volleyball?

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Are we going to a UH game?

• 37:18Speaker 03

  Uh, later.

• 37:19Speaker 02

  Okay, nice.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  That seems like a sport that I wouldn't like to go live.

• 37:27Speaker 04

  It's super fun.

• 37:28Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh, we've been going, it's so cool.

• 37:30Speaker 02

  You should go tonight, Bobby. UH is, you, it's so good and fun and exciting.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Is it packed?

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 37:37Speaker 04

  Fucked, packed.

• 37:38Speaker 02

  Packed.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  You, you guys are going?

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're going too?

• 37:42Speaker 02

  I know.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  At our hotel, there's a lot of Japanese.

• 37:46Speaker 02

  You have a problem with that?

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, a lot of them.

• 37:49Speaker 02

  I love that seg.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, the segue. Yeah, well, I'm on Lexapro, so my segues are off.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 38:00Speaker 02

  Lexapro, the anti-segmentation.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, I can't come either, you know that, right?

• 38:04Speaker 02

  Oh, I know that feeling.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's terrible.

• 38:06Speaker 02

  I was on SSRIs for a long time.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  It's terrible.

• 38:08Speaker 02

  And I, it's like you wanna have sex and it feels good and you cannot. But that, you will eventually get there, just give it more time.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 38:18Speaker 02

  What are you on, at 10mg, 5?

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  10.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're good, you're gonna get it back, it just, it just takes a while.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  But it really is helping with everything.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  That's what I hear.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  With the ruminant thoughts, it's like, like 70% gone.

• 38:30Speaker 02

  Really?

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It really helps with that, it's, it's really interesting. Like, so stuff that I would be jealous of, you know, because I get jealous.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, and I go, what the fuck, right? Right, I don't, it, it's like a second and then it's gone. Rather than like, if I, if I get jealous, and then two hours will go by, three hours, I'll still think about it.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  You know, um, one of the new jealousies that was a second, but I know that if I wasn't on Lexapro, I would dwell on it for three days is, do you remember, McCone texts me, remember I helped you with this audition, right, and we worked on it for a day? Well, this is it, and it was Rory Scoville that got it.

• 39:14Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  It's that HBO Steve Carell thing.

• 39:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  And, you know what I mean? How did he send you this? I don't know, to make, because I think he's against me. But, um, for a split second, I'm like, but then I watched the clip, and I'm like, he, he did such a better job than I did in the audition.

• 39:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? He's such a great actor, he's such a great stand-up, he's so likeable, and I was just like, eh, fuck it, you know what I mean? But, I think that I would have been like dwelling on it for days, maybe.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  You know, um, I can now watch myself in things, because I've watched my special a couple of times through, which is a miracle.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  It's a miracle, because you know, remember when we went to the Reservation Dogs premiere?

• 39:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  I had to walk out of the room when my scene was gonna come up, remember? And I watched it from the side, almost, but I'm like, oh, it's pretty good, so I sat back down.

• 40:04Speaker 02

  You're also just very much a part of the process, like, you've been sending me, like, different fonts, different, um, opening, like, clips and montages.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:13Speaker 02

  And tho- those are things that you would not have participated in at all, you would have been like, whatever, whatever.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  Like, you know, not want to see it at all.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  And I feel like that's really cool, that like, you're, like...

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've said you awful things, too.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  I can't even watch, like, fake animal abuse, because I was like, I don't think this show is for me, after that scene, because I was like, I cannot watch, like, an animal fake die.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I've, I've said this before on this podcast, and it's, the, the movie Signs, there's, I love that movie, but, but the, but it's like, there's a scene where they boarded up the house, and they hear their dog getting murdered by an alien.

• 40:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And in my mind, I was like, he comes in before the kids.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  Together.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  No, for, first.

• 41:00Speaker 02

  No, together.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Maybe together.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  Together.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I'm just saying, he's a part of, like, you know what I mean? Come on, Fluffo.

• 41:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Get in, right?

• 41:09Speaker 02

  They should have, they should have died.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  The family, the family would have died.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 41:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, they left their dog outside.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  You died too.

• 41:21Speaker 02

  You died too.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, and they hear it getting slaughtered. And it's like, why would anybody, you know what I mean?

• 41:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  Um, a- any animal, you know, when they, you know what I mean?

• 41:34Speaker 02

  Which makes me think that M. Night Shyamalan is not an animal lover.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:38Speaker 02

  Because it's like, a true animal lover won't take like, like creative liberties to make an animal die outside like that. Like, that brings me no joy as someone watching a movie.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  The redemption would be like, oh my god, he got in last minute and here he is with us, like, that's such a more feel-good.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  I re-watched 2014 Godzilla.

• 41:59Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  And there's a scene-

• 42:00Speaker 02

  Is that one with Moto, what's his name? What's his name?

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Moto.

• 42:05Speaker 02

  Moto, right?

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is a Moto, yeah, those two-

• 42:11Speaker 02

  Which one is this?

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Mothra?

• 42:14Speaker 02

  Oh, Mothra.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Moto?

• 42:19Speaker 02

  We watched it in the movies, I just forgot.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, not the fir- no, the one with Bryan Cranston.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  I like that one.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah, so there's a scene in Hawaii, when, when a tsunami's coming in. Well, it's really Godzilla rising, which is causing a tsunami. And there's a family at the Hilton, which is, by the way, right, a, a human death trap.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  The Hilton Hawaii, the Hilton Village right here?

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  Imagine staying at the Hilton.

• 42:45Speaker 02

  In Waikiki?

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  It would be a nightmare for me, I think.

• 42:49Speaker 02

  One time you were in line because, uh, one of your jobs put you at the Hilton.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's my NPI, I remember that, and I-

• 42:55Speaker 02

  And then you cried, you called me crying.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  I cried, not only did I cry, not only did I cry, I called the producers, I go, I'm not staying here. I'm gonna pay for my own hotel.

• 43:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you ended up staying at the Lelo, which you love.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  At the Lelo, which I love, but it's like-

• 43:09Speaker 02

  You're like, I've been in line for an hour and a half.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  It's like, I know, it's, no, but I cried, you know what I mean?

• 43:14Speaker 02

  You cried, you were really in a bad way.

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because it was like, uh, uh, I felt like a human death trap.

• 43:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I go, I, I'll pay for my own hotel.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's a TV show, it's fine, you know what I mean? And it's like, um, but what was it? Oh yeah, so in Godzilla, um, when Godzilla rises, there is a dog, you know what I mean? Um, tied to a tree. And the family runs without the dog.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  Dumb.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  Right? Makes me so mad. Because the first thing I would do, I think the family had a kid too. But I would still have the kid, it was like a, you know what I mean? Or, and I would grab the leash, untie him and run with the dog. But at the last second, the dog gets out.

• 43:59Speaker 02

  Oh, thank God.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and they show the dog, I think the dog died because they don't show that part. It was, the wave was way too big for the dog to survive. But my point though being is, is that, um, at least that he did escape. In that situation, because Gobi's my dog too. Gobi's not tied, but what do you do with Gobi?

• 44:17Speaker 02

  We're running together, baby.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  Also, he's running, also, you think that she's my girl too?

• 44:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't-

• 44:23Speaker 02

  You can't run.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, you, you-

• 44:26Speaker 02

  You trip on third step.

• 44:28Speaker 04

  If, if Aloha was there, he would carry everyone.

• 44:31Speaker 02

  And you included.

• 44:32Speaker 04

  Yeah. He would carry everyone.

• 44:34Speaker 02

  On his shoulders and then Gobi would be on top of yours.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what D's do.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 44:40Speaker 02

  I call him-

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  D's cover everybody.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  You know what I-

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm a B minus.

• 44:44Speaker 02

  I call him a-

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I need to be carried.

• 44:46Speaker 02

  I call him a shirtpapa.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:48Speaker 02

  Because he's such a shirtpapa, he can carry like-

• 44:50Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:51Speaker 03

  Everything.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I'll, I'll, I'll give him this. Right? I would, I think that he would be better a decision maker.

• 44:58Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 45:03Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  Wait. Wait, wait, wha- what?

• 45:11Speaker 04

  Aloha is, is just better.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait.

• 45:20Speaker 04

  If it's between you and him, I would just go to Aloha to survive.

• 45:24Speaker 07

  Oh, so you wouldn't go my direction?

• 45:26Speaker 00

  Give different scenarios, maybe. Maybe you have some.

• 45:28Speaker 07

  I'll give you a scenario. Okay. Aloha, me and you, we're at the beach, right? Tsunami's coming in, okay?

• 45:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:37Speaker 07

  Aloha goes, you mean, let's go this way? And I go, no, I think it's better this way. You're gonna go with him?

• 45:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:44Speaker 07

  Okay, I'm gonna tell you this right now, wrong. Because I value my life.

• 45:49Speaker 04

  You think Aloha does it?

• 45:51Speaker 07

  I don't, I, go ahead, Lisa.

• 45:53Speaker 04

  But the way Aloha does it is he's like, oh, but the wave looks like it's going near. Aloha thinks like 10 steps, like.

• 46:00Speaker 02

  He knows about waves.

• 46:01Speaker 07

  I know about currents.

• 46:03Speaker 04

  He's not like Aloha.

• 46:05Speaker 07

  Yeah, I know about currents.

• 46:06Speaker 02

  Aloha is salt of the earth. He is so a man of the ocean.

• 46:11Speaker 07

  I'm the pepper of the earth.

• 46:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, we call him.

• 46:14Speaker 07

  Everyone calls me the pepper of the earth, dude. Okay, and, yeah, what, what? What does salt of the earth mean?

• 46:24Speaker 02

  Well, give him the definition of salt of the earth.

• 46:27Speaker 07

  I'm pepper of the earth, dude, and I'm telling you this right now.

• 46:30Speaker 02

  A little spicy.

• 46:30Speaker 07

  You can't have one without the other, all right? Either one wins in that situation, okay? So what I'm saying is that you don't know.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  Can I just say something about salt and pepper? The big difference is.

• 46:41Speaker 07

  Okay, tell me the difference.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  A human cannot live without salt. You can live without pepper.

• 46:46Speaker 07

  I can't.

• 46:48Speaker 02

  You can live without pepper. It's not an essential thing to have in your body.

• 46:50Speaker 07

  Give me the definition of salt of the earth.

• 46:52Speaker 02

  Salt of the earth refers to people who are honest, reliable, fundamentally good, often representing the best of both humble elements of society.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Pepper of the earth is not a common idiom like salt of the earth.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  But rather, a phrase sometimes used to describe the hottest natural chili peppers on earth.

• 47:12Speaker 07

  Dude, bro. You wanna go where the heat is, dude?

• 47:19Speaker 00

  Follow the heat.

• 47:20Speaker 07

  Follow the heat, dude. Don't follow a good person.

• 47:25Speaker 07

  You follow the guy that wants to survive. That will do anything to survive.

• 47:30Speaker 02

  You know, that's true because Bobby is what I always call a cockroach.

• 47:33Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm a cockroach.

• 47:34Speaker 02

  He can live without his head for 20 days.

• 47:36Speaker 07

  For 20 days, dude.

• 47:37Speaker 02

  He is a survivor, so I wouldn't knock him completely.

• 47:40Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:41Speaker 04

  I did remember when Julio escaped and you were the one that ran towards him.

• 47:46Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm.

• 47:47Speaker 04

  And you were getting bitten and just bleeding.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  Do you know about this? So, you know Julio?

• 47:53Speaker 07

  That's pepper shit.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  Yes, pepper shit. So, one time Julio escaped the home and then Bobby, it was your fault, so you had to be.

• 48:02Speaker 07

  No, that wasn't a, oh my god, anyway.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  Someone left the gate open, that wasn't any of us.

• 48:06Speaker 07

  It's no one's fault, and also.

• 48:08Speaker 02

  So you ran out into the neighborhood in your underwear, bare feet.

• 48:11Speaker 07

  Bare feet, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:12Speaker 02

  And then a guy with a husky, because Julio then tried to attack a man with a husky.

• 48:16Speaker 07

  No, there was a woman with a scarf as well.

• 48:18Speaker 02

  That was second. That was after. You almost got maced.

• 48:21Speaker 07

  Oh, that's right, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  So, and then Julio then approaches the man with the husky and the man's, and then the man has pepper spray on him. And instead of trying to pepper spray Julio, he accidentally pepper sprays a naked Bobby on the street.

• 48:35Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  And then Julio runs up, finds a woman with a skirt.

• 48:39Speaker 07

  Scarf.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  The scarf.

• 48:40Speaker 07

  And he starts trying to bite her neck.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:43Speaker 07

  And I just grabbed Julio by the fucking neck.

• 48:45Speaker 02

  And then Julio bites him, puts holes in him.

• 48:48Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah. It was like the platoon cover. I mean, just like, "I'm the pepper of the earth."

• 48:57Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, I'm the pepper of the earth, dude. Yeah, yeah.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  Shame on you. And you know what? Jules got.

• 49:02Speaker 07

  Shame on you.

• 49:03Speaker 02

  Shame on you. Shame on you.

• 49:06Speaker 07

  All right, may shame overcome you.

• 49:11Speaker 07

  May you be drowned by the shame.

• 49:14Speaker 02

  Too late.

• 49:15Speaker 07

  Okay, all of you. Because I'm a survivor. And in that situation, and God forbid we don't get in that situation, but I would really strongly advise you, you specifically to Luliana, to follow me. Okay, in that situation. I know you're not, I know you're not going to, right? You're gonna follow, you know what I mean, Aloha, right? But at the end of the day, there'll be two boxes waiting for you. And I'll be the one that live.

• 49:46Speaker 02

  What are the boxes?

• 49:47Speaker 07

  They're like caskets, that's what they...

• 49:51Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright. So if you wanna live, run with me.

• 49:55Speaker 00

  Are there any situations where you would follow Bobby? What is something you would trust him in?

• 49:59Speaker 07

  I don't think she's gonna say anything. She's, there's no way she's gonna come up with anything.

• 50:03Speaker 04

  I think anything with like, technology, I think to Bobby.

• 50:07Speaker 07

  Technology?

• 50:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:09Speaker 04

  You're really good.

• 50:10Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 50:18Speaker 07

  That's it.

• 50:21Speaker 07

  I get, how do you log into your Instagram?

• 50:27Speaker 07

  No, in a survival, in a survival situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:33Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 50:35Speaker 07

  Just say no then.

• 50:37Speaker 02

  No, there are. I can think of a couple things.

• 50:39Speaker 07

  Okay, think of something that you would follow.

• 50:41Speaker 02

  I think that you would be a better getaway driver. Because you're so reckless and wild.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  Like, the way you drive is like crazy, right?

• 50:50Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 02

  So I feel as though you do have the technical skills of like, someone that would be like...

• 50:56Speaker 07

  It's Tokyo Drift style. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Tokyo Drift all the way.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  He's a, he's a very good driver, and he drives like, big trucks and stuff like that. But you're like, uh, just...

• 51:05Speaker 07

  Erratic.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Erra, crazy.

• 51:06Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:07Speaker 02

  You're crazy.

• 51:07Speaker 07

  I don't follow the rules.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  No, and you're fearless. So you're just like, you know?

• 51:11Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:13Speaker 07

  Like, I speed up when I see a speed bump.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:15Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:16Speaker 02

  Like that, so I, so getaway driver...

• 51:19Speaker 07

  Okay, that's a good one.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  I would think, here's where we would really need you as a family. Underground bunker.

• 51:26Speaker 07

  Oh dude, I'm bunker city.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  Because we don't have the money. We don't have the money.

• 51:29Speaker 07

  That has nothing to do with...

• 51:32Speaker 02

  Technology.

• 51:33Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, but that's, that has nothing to do with a skill set.

• 51:36Speaker 02

  I mean, you would pay Aloha to build it, but...

• 51:40Speaker 02

  We would still need the money.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't have that much money to build a bunker.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  I think we could. As a family, couldn't we all put our money together?

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  And get like a bunker somewhere?

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I did buy Balenciaga slippers.

• 51:53Speaker 02

  I heard. Are those it?

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  So it looks like a kid just spray painted on some slides. I'm like mad at it.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get mad. You know, but um.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  Have you ever heard of, um, what's it called? Um, you know the term like altruism, right?

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:13Speaker 02

  You know what altruism means, which is like when people like give out of like the goodness of their heart or whatever.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  You know who's good at that is Andrew.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  He is? You do, Andrew?

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. Santino.

• 52:25Speaker 02

  What does he give to?

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  He's, um, highly involved with Special Olympics.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Oh, that's cool.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, he set up a baseball game between comics and, um, the people that he's trying to help. And, um, it was a really beautiful day, you know, and, uh, he's out there with his megaphone and giving people like directions. A little controlling, but like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? A little controlling, but, um, no, he has a really, really good heart. You know what I mean? So that's altruistic.

• 52:58Speaker 02

  It is altruistic. That's super cool.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Gilbert, when's the last time you had an outburst?

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, with me, right before Remy died.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Well, that wasn't an outburst.

• 53:09Speaker 02

  You cussed me out.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  I know. That was an outburst. Motions running high, though? Motions were running high.

• 53:14Speaker 02

  No, he was just having diarrhea and he was mad. So he calls me on the day that my, that Eb goes into Sephora. And I'm like, this is my special day, blah, blah, blah. And as I'm there, he's just like, I need help. Like, it's coming out both ends. I have diarrhea. I can't stop vomiting. So I was like, okay, fine. When do you get in? So we can get you like an IV nurse. So everyone coordinates, my sister coordinates. We get him an IV nurse as soon as he lands at midnight. She comes in, he starts to feel better. And then get on the phone with him. And I'm like, you know, we get into a conversation, but then he starts being an absolute asshole. He starts saying, oh, fuck you. Why are you like that? Blah, blah, blah. So I was like, you don't get to talk to me like that. And I hang up. Right?

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  You don't talk to me for days after that.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  No, it was one day because then the next day I had to tell you that we had, Remy was not feeling good.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  One day.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that was the last outburst. But you cannot like, you can't like yell at the people who are trying to fix your diarrhea, bro.

• 54:12Speaker 04

  Everyone was taking care of you.

• 54:13Speaker 02

  Everyone, literally, like my sister was there at midnight with a nurse. They were all around him. They were taking pictures of him. And he was like there like a, like a queen on the bed. Like you can't attack us.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry. I apologize. It's not just diarrhea. Okay? Let me tell you something, okay? Like, like the print, there's levels.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  There's levels to diarrhea, okay? Right? There's one squirt and I'm done. High type of diarrhea, okay? There's intermittent, intermittent diarrhea.

• 54:49Speaker 02

  I like intermittent.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  Intermittent diarrhea. Where it's like, um, it's done. You wait an hour. It's not done.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Right? Have you ever been in that situation?

• 55:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh yeah.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, finally it's done.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Two hours later, I'm back. You know what I mean? Like that dog running from that tsunami. Right? From the bed to the toilet. You know what I mean? Like I'm gonna die, okay? Then there's, um, Pompeii. The island of Pompeii, right? Eruptions, right? And it kills all the villagers, right? That's what, I had that on both ends.

• 55:25Speaker 02

  I know, and then your mom-

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Pompeii through my mouth, Pompeii through my butt.

• 55:29Speaker 02

  Your mom was like picking up the diaper.

• 55:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's where it died, and she was cleaning your poo on your bed.

• 55:36Speaker 02

  You can't attack us during those times.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  Did I attack that her when I did that? No. Okay? When Pompeii happens, right? When Pompeii happens, okay? Um, I did not attack her. I was very grateful that she did that, right? And yes, there was poo on my bed.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what she said. But then I was like, you know what? Like, I'm just gonna forgive him because I think he's got little electrolytes. He's not thinking straight.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much. I had no electrolytes, actually. Thank you very much. Okay? So, you know, in that situation, when you have Pompeii, no electrolytes. Okay, alright, also, that week was the worst week of my life.

• 56:15Speaker 02

  Why?

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Because I went from SAC at night, got in at 3:00 in the morning, then 3 hours later I had to go to Philadelphia, right, and then that's when Pompeii happened, right? And then straight to San Jose, right? So it was like, and that was all in like a 5-day period of like, no sleeping, Pompeii happening, working, you know, it was a tough week. The week of, yeah, I took too much of it.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so I'm switching medications because it makes me vomit and Pompeii all over again.

• 56:48Speaker 02

  And we had to talk the next day because, you know.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Our do- our dog died.

• 56:52Speaker 02

  I know.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  What's weird is, sometimes I take the dogs out myself, and I have to go grab Remy because he can't walk, right? And I took, I opened the door and I went in to grab Remy, but he was gone. You know what I mean? It's those little moments where you're like, fuck.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  I know, right?

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:14Speaker 02

  You just get used to their little bodies being somewhere in a corner of your house, yeah.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um, and I've been, what I also is happening is I'm spending way more time with animals than normal. You know what I mean? I, um, I let Gooner in to spend the day with me in my, because I don't let the cats in my room, but I let Gooner in, and we played, um, Under the Cover Sheets.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  Oh, unders.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, unders, yeah, yeah, so I, you know, I made a cave.

• 57:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, with the blanket, and he went in, right? And I closed the cave, right? And I do the finger thing where he chases my finger, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? And I spent like an hour doing that with him because of, uh, Remy. And also, Remy saved me because, uh, that's why I quit smoking.

• 58:01Speaker 02

  Really?

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:03Speaker 02

  I didn't know that.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  Today's, so I've been, it's been 14 days.

• 58:07Speaker 02

  That's crazy!

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:09Speaker 02

  How's it been?

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, I do zins and stuff.

• 58:12Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  But that's still nicotine.

• 58:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, that's still way better than a cigarette, I feel, right?

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I put my zen here, I'm gonna put it back in my mouth, but, um, gross.

• 58:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:26Speaker 00

  Dude, all her micro reactions to you are insane.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Was that gross? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, that made me go, it's... That's death, everyone's gonna die. And I love my life so much, I'm like, what am I... I was like, two days after Remy died, I was smoking and I looked at the cigarette and I was like, "What am I doing?" You know what I mean? Like, "What the fuck am I doing?" And I put it out and I just made a decision.

• 58:58Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It was like a decision.

• 59:01Speaker 02

  That's awesome, because your colonoscopy is coming up.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  That's another decision. I woke up early in the morning to get that interview so that I can have it.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  Interview? It was a doctor's appointment.

• 59:12Bobby Lee?

  I call it interview.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  And I got the job. I got the job. I got the job after one interview. They go, "Yes, sir, we're gonna do it."

• 59:21Speaker 02

  This is where I need everyone to really come together as a family. I'm worried you're not gonna prep correctly. How do you prep? He cannot eat. He has to only drink clear liquids. He has to take the laxatives.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  What is considered a clear liquid?

• 59:36Speaker 02

  Soups, broths.

• 59:37Speaker 00

  Arowan bone broth.

• 59:39Speaker 02

  So whoever's with him, whether, whoever, somebody gotta like...

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Bone broth, gummies.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  If they go up there and they see corn and like, corn dogs or whatever, they're gonna be like, "We couldn't visualize..."

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  I haven't had a corn dog in four years.

• 59:55Speaker 02

  I love...

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love corn dogs, but I don't think that's what they'll find.

• 59:58Speaker 02

  Honestly, I was like, I've been craving one, so that was the first thing that came to my mind. I love corn dogs.

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  What would they find if I did eat almonds?

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, like...

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  Yogurt?

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  You just need to be like, clean, because...

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  I quit doing that.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  Cereal?

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been doing a deep dive into foods.

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  Great, processed stuff?

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So it's like, what did I buy the other day? Go, go, take the mic and bring it to her.

• 1:00:26Speaker 02

  Well, we had to carefully examine what kind of water we were buying. Great. Are you go on Oasis?

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  Ah, so microplastic's done.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Wait, have you, are you guys, uh, look at the water on Oasis? Yeah. That's the app, right?

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's an app, yeah.

• 1:00:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so no more Fiji.

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  No, Fiji's the worst.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no more, um, essentials, is that what it's?

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  Essential's not good either.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  It's a lie.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we got bottled Italian water.

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  Is the Aquapana?

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  No, not.

• 1:00:53Speaker 02

  No, that one wasn't very good, I think, on the.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  I think it wasn't even good either, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  But the Mountain Valley, I heard, is a little high in arsenic, too.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  No, we don't do Mountain Valley either, so we get foreign bottled water.

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  Can you tell me which ones?

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  The best one is Icelandic or something, is that's what it's called? Icelandic is the best rated one, and that's what we're going to, uh, Smart Water's okay.

• 1:01:15Speaker 02

  Smart Water, if you have to go plastic.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  It's fifty fifty. If you're gonna go Smart Water, go Smart Water. We do Smart Water at home, but, um, we're doing that. I also got a.

• 1:01:24Speaker 02

  Isn't it crazy that, like, good water is not free? It, like, blows my mind.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  It blows my mind.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's such a, it's, it's a basic thing to stay alive, and it's somehow something we have to buy is fucking crazy. What a world we live in.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  It's another rabbit hole. It's like charging for air.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  I know, it's like.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  You know what? Well, they'll probably do it if they could.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm doing that, and I got a, um, a purple, um, sweet potato Hawaiian.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, I eat sweet potatoes every day.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  I bought a gigantic one this big, and she's like, when are you gonna cook it? I go, I'm gonna microwave it.

• 1:02:01Speaker 02

  Wait, can I cook it for you guys? Yeah. Okay, the way we do it, well, the way Aloha does it.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go. You know what I mean?

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  He does it so well.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  So he boils it first, and then he slices it, and then he chars it a little bit.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  So it's like this charred sweet potato, crispy, a skin.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I don't have the time to do that, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take a, um, paper towel.

• 1:02:30Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  Right, wet it, wet it.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, just let mama cook it.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing it, I have it, I'm not gonna bring it to LA. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna definitely open my bag and go, what the fuck is this? Yeah, yeah. No, I'm eating it here, right? So I'm gonna put in a paper towel, wet the paper towel, and just microwave it.

• 1:02:53Speaker 02

  This is crazy, who are you?

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm just gonna microwave it.

• 1:02:56Speaker 02

  I'm like so happy that you're actually caring about this stuff.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  And when I get home, I'm gonna do, um, organic eggs, I'm gonna just boil them.

• 1:03:05Speaker 02

  Well, apparently Vital Farms is a scam.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, alright, yeah, um, I will never eat nerds again. That's crazy, you're still eating nerds. For the rest of my life, I will never eat nerds again, I will never eat a Reese's Bees Peanut Butter Cup.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:03:23Speaker 05

  He's dead ass, he went, do you know donuts?

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  You're giving up donuts? What about all the snacks that you get from K-Town?

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm done.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  From Paris Baguette?

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm done.

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  Done. That's crazy.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's crazy, yeah, I'm done with, it's the number one killer. Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm going on a-

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Are you gonna go full like Gary Brekka, you know?

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna go full Steve-O.

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  Oh, you know, I still have my placenta, do you guys want placenta pills?

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  What is the placenta?

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  It's basically, it is something that your body grows to help nourish the baby growing inside.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  It's inside?

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then-

• 1:04:06Speaker 02

  And then you have to birth it, after the baby comes out, then you have to birth the placenta after.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  Does it come weeks later, or?

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  The same day, hopefully.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  But can you save it?

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, then you save it, people make it into smoothies.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Can you save it in your body and do it two weeks later?

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  You could eat it? You can eat it, yeah, people eat it, yeah, people eat it, people turn it into pills, put it in their smoothies, stuff like that.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I've never had a placenta smoothie at Jamba Juice. They should have that, placenta smoothie at Jamba Juice.

• 1:04:33Speaker 04

  You put it on your skin at the?

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  No, I did breast milk on the skin. Collagen, right? Yeah, cuz if you guys want breast milk, that's the ultimate, like-

• 1:04:40Speaker 04

  I tried that on you, yeah, though.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  If you guys are on a health-

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, you've tried Auntie Khalyla's breast milk?

• 1:04:46Speaker 02

  For my pimples, yeah.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  For your pimples, and it worked?

• 1:04:49Speaker 04

  A little bit.

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  It gave her.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  That means no.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  It gave her back knee infection?

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that means no.

• 1:04:55Speaker 02

  A little.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  A little bit means no. Yeah, it did not help. What is that? Clal, you can make some money. Placenta smoothie. Hundred eighty dollars a smoothie bag.

• 1:05:03Speaker 02

  I know, but the reason I can't is because it got defrosted in the fire.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  How much, how much smoothie can you get out of one placenta?

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  I'm not sure, but it's not light.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  You would think three, three smoothies.

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I want twenty percent placenta in my smoothie. I can't do one percent placenta. You're not getting shit for that.

• 1:05:25Speaker 02

  I would say breast milk. Breast milk is the way to go. There's a man on, it was like on some Netflix documentary a couple of years ago where like he had cancer and he just went down this whole thing of like, I swear breast milk is what's going to heal me. And then he went into remission. Obviously, that's like, you know, outlier, but.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  He swears by it.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:05:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I'll buy some placenta smoothie.

• 1:05:47Speaker 02

  Not placenta, breast, you can buy breast milk online.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, breast milk.

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Could I have some of your blessed milk?

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm blessed.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  I thought you'd call me when he just.

• 1:06:01Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, you can have some of my blessed milk, yeah.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  I said breast milk.

• 1:06:06Speaker 02

  Blessed milk.

• 1:06:07Speaker 04

  You could bless.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  I said blessed?

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Uh, breast milk.

• 1:06:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course. Yeah, I have some frozen.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  How much can I have?

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  A couple ounces.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's a lot.

• 1:06:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a lot, yeah. And speaking of breast milk, um.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  Friend?

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  No, but have you seen the movie, TV show Neighbors? On HBO?

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  Oh, no, I saw Neighbors, like the Australian show.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  No, there's a, there's a new show on HBO called Neighbors.

• 1:06:36Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Watch episode seven, please. It's, it's a documentary about neighbors.

• 1:06:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  Real, it's a real life, you know what I mean? I think Ben Safdie, um, produces it and it's, um, on HBO, episode seven is the best television episode I've ever seen.

• 1:06:53Speaker 02

  You can, is it standalone episodes? Like I can just watch it without it?

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you'll watch episode seven. It's, it's just every episode is two types, it's two, they show a story of two neighbors, um, then they have some sort of grievance, you know what I mean? Like for instance.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  See this table right here? This plot, like this size of plot land they're fighting over.

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  This, you don't mow this, because it's mine.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Then they get guns, and they get, you know what I mean, surveillance cameras, right? But episode seven, there's only one guy.

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  They dedicate an episode to one guy. His name is Danny, I can say that, right? Right, and it is fucking crazy.

• 1:07:41Speaker 02

  I wanna watch it.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's thirty minutes, like forty, forty minutes.

• 1:07:45Speaker 02

  I love the concept, it's so good.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  It's so good, the show, um.

• 1:07:48Speaker 02

  Well, I wanna talk about this, well, we couldn't, we didn't finish about the whole altruism thing. I don't know if Danny was altruistic, but I wa, I listened to this hidden.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  He is not.

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  Okay, he's not.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he is not.

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  The opposite of it.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:03Speaker 02

  So, I, I listened to this episode of Hidden Brain, and it's all about like altruism. And basically, this woman studies, um, um, different kinds of people who help other people, but there's a type of altruistic person, and it's a scale. You're either completely sociopathic, which is like you have no empathy, or completely altruistic.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  So there are people that are altruistic.

• 1:08:26Speaker 02

  Naturally.

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  That naturally, but they have no empathy.

• 1:08:30Speaker 02

  No, no, it's not, no, no, no.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh.

• 1:08:32Speaker 02

  It's a, it's a spectrum. So there are people who, for instance, I'll give you an example. They, they, this lady studied anonymous kidney donors. And these are people who give their kidneys, not because a family member needs it. There are people who are just like, you know what? I think that now that I know that there are people who need kidneys, I'm just gonna give mine, and then never meet the recipient of this kidney donor. They just are so giving and altruistic that it gives, it, they, they want to do this nice gesture, without anything in return.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  There's a Stardew Valley reference here, bud.

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  What is it?

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  So in the game Stardew Valley, um, have you played it?

• 1:09:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, there's a lady that lives in a trailer named Pam. She drives the bus in town. Pelican Town.

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  The alcoholic?

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  No, Shane's the alcoholic, that's, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  There's an alcoholic?

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, Pam does like mead. You're right, you're right, right, right, she just, she does drink mead. But, um.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  How long you been doing podcasting bud?

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How long you doing podcasting bud?

• 1:09:43Speaker 04

  Just continue. Just continue.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  You don't know how to use a mic?

• 1:09:47Speaker 04

  Just continue.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, there's a, there's a, I don't know if people are interested, people, you know, I've been getting stopped a lot about Stardew Valley from people. So I think people are interested. Have you heard of the game Ozzy? Okay, so, um, and she, she has a daughter named Penny and Penny's the town teacher. And they have a, um, they live in a trailer.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  And sometime in the game, right, you, um, Robin, who's the architect, uh, she does the, um, she's a builder. What do you call it?

• 1:10:24Speaker 04

  Carpenter.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  Carpenter, she's a carpenter, right? So, um, very good, thank you. And, um, there's a choice where you, you can, um, build Pam a house with your own money. It costs a lot of money, right? There's a little thing in the game where Pam, Pam, uh, Robin, the, um, the, um...

• 1:10:48Speaker 04

  Carpenter.

• 1:10:50Speaker 07

  What is this sentence?

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to think of all the...

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, because I'm trying to get it right. Anyway, so anyway, there's a point where, um, Robin goes, um, should I tell, you know, me and Pam and Penny that you built it? Or do you want to remain anonymous? And I always go anonymous.

• 1:11:11Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And it's like, you know, I mean, because who cares? It's a video game, but, um, I always go anonymous, right? So then there's a cut scene where Robin goes, they'll ask like, who built it? And Robin will go, um, that person would like to remain anonymous.

• 1:11:27Speaker 04

  I think that's super cool.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you're talking about?

• 1:11:29Speaker 04

  Yes, so there are people...

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, that's a long way to go for that.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  I always have to do a Stardew Valley reference.

• 1:11:36Speaker 02

  Okay, so when they did, um, brain scans of these people who are just these incredibly altruistic people who would just give away like body parts, they saw that their amygdala was either like more lit up or like enlarged, so that part of their brain, that like the feeling part of their brain. And so I wanted to ask you guys, like on a scale from, um, um, anonymous kidney donor to, um, full sociopath, where do you think you are? Like, and if this is 10, the sociopath, and 1, zero is altruistic kidney donor, like where do you think you fall?

• 1:12:11Bobby Lee?

  3.

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  3?

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  You don't believe 3?

• 1:12:16Speaker 02

  No, I think you're extremely generous. I think that you just don't... You're extremely generous.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm generous i- in a certain way.

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, I'm generous with money.

• 1:12:30Speaker 02

  Money.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, I, um, I tip very well. And then, I could, I could be the best tipper.

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  In, in town.

• 1:12:41Speaker 02

  I a- agree.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, do you agree? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  I mean, even if the service is really bad and they, they slap him in the face, he'll still like tip him 100%.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'm good with that, right? I'm good with homeless.

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  That's a weird way to say it.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm the best in the business. Yeah, yeah, I, no, I'm really good with homeless. You know what I mean? Um, I'll do stuff like anonymous homeless tips. Um, I've already told the story, but there was a guy with a cart, he went into 7-Eleven, and he had a cart, on top of his cart, he had some sort of like, it looked like a bible. And it was white for some reason, and I took a hundred dollars while he was in the store. I lifted it up real quick, I put a hundred dollars in, and I closed it, and I just left. You know what I mean? I'll do like mystery stuff like that, you know what I mean? Yeah, uh, anyway, thanks for listening.

• 1:13:36Speaker 02

  Let's close it with your altruism score. Where do you think you lie?

• 1:13:39Speaker 03

  Um, I think I lie like in the middle, cuz I know that, uh, sometimes I do things for people just cuz, um, I like seeing that they get like happy about it. But I also know that sometimes I've done things, uh, to get other things in return.

• 1:13:54Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:13:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  I think I'd be like a two or three as well.

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  I think you're pretty good. Yeah, I think both of you are pretty good.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  What are you?

• 1:14:03Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  I think you're a one.

• 1:14:06Speaker 02

  I cannot give my kidney away to a stranger, though.

• 1:14:08Bobby Lee?

  No, not the kidney. I know body parts is crazy, but it's like, I think that um you're extremely giving.

• 1:14:14Speaker 02

  Wish Issa a happy birthday.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday to Issa!

• 1:14:19Bobby Lee?

  You guys, I'll see you soon. Tomorrow, we're having lunch.

• 1:14:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you for having us, Ozzy.

• 1:14:24Speaker 02

  Thank you for having us.

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  The studio's... What's the studio called? DeKine. DeKine Media. If you're in Hawaii and you want the best place to do podcasting.

• 1:14:32Speaker 02

  This is actually a great studio.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a great studio, so go to DeKine Studios.

• 1:14:37Speaker 02

  It's a great place.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, alright.

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