920. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Banishes Obama & Bush Portraits From Prime White House Spots, Israel Says It Killed An Al Jazeera Reporter & UFC Rights Go To Paramount In $7.7 Billion Deal

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump banishing former President Obama and Bush's portraits from their prime White House spots, Israel saying it killed a Hamas terrorist posing as an Al Jazeera reporter, and the UFC signing a $7.7 billion dollar deal with Paramount.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:02Speaker 00

  What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realists saying goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet.

• 0:31Andy Frisella?

  That's what we're gonna do, that's what CTI stands for, we say CTI, that stands for Cruz the internet. We're gonna put topics on the screen, we're gonna speculate on what's true and what's not true, we're gonna make fun of all of these people. And then we're gonna talk about how us, we, the people, the common sense, the peasants of the world have to change the direction of society. Anyway, it's very simple, we're gonna do the show, you're gonna fucking laugh, and if you don't, don't listen to the show. But if you do, make sure you share it. We have this thing here, it goes like this, don't be a hoe.

• 1:05Speaker 00

  Share the show.

• 1:06Andy Frisella?

  Only hoes just take, take, take and never give something back.

• 1:10Speaker 00

  That's right.

• 1:11Andy Frisella?

  So that's why we say, don't be a hoe.

• 1:13Speaker 00

  And share the show.

• 1:14Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Alright, what's up?

• 1:15Speaker 00

  What's going on dude?

• 1:17Andy Frisella?

  Nothing.

• 1:17Speaker 00

  Dude, I had a wild, interesting weekend, man.

• 1:22Andy Frisella?

  I had something happen to me too.

• 1:23Speaker 00

  Dude, it was crazy. And really, it was really the last 24 hours have been crazy for me. I narkandabitch and my AC went out at the house.

• 1:33Andy Frisella?

  You narkandabitch? Where?

• 1:35Speaker 00

  Downtown, bro, I was surprised, we were leaving Ikea, so I had, so we're redoing my oldest daughter's room.

• 1:40Andy Frisella?

  When was this?

• 1:41Speaker 00

  Yesterday, bro, yesterday.

• 1:43Andy Frisella?

  Did I talk to you yesterday?

• 1:44Speaker 00

  Nah, we, nah, not like that, no.

• 1:46Andy Frisella?

  Oh, we talked about the show?

• 1:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, but yeah, no, we went to Ikea to grab some stuff, cause we're redoing my oldest daughter's room. And leaving Ikea, Vandevan or Shoto down there, right? Leaving Ikea, there was this car in the middle of the fucking road with the lady and like knocked out. Okay, and I saw it, like we got past her, and like I looked behind and she had a baby on board sticker, right? And so I'm like, dude, I immediately like flipped, I had the whole family with me, flipped around, walked up to her, bro, OD'd.

• 2:18Andy Frisella?

  Was anybody else with her?

• 2:19Speaker 00

  Her and her boyfriend, both OD'd.

• 2:21Andy Frisella?

  Passed out in the car?

• 2:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, at a green light.

• 2:23Andy Frisella?

  Fentanyl?

• 2:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:26Andy Frisella?

  Did it wake up?

• 2:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, oh yeah.

• 2:30Andy Frisella?

  They say don't call the cops.

• 2:31Speaker 00

  Oh, they got pissed. Yeah, they drove off. It's fine. You know what I'm saying? It's fine. But, uh, but dude, it was wild, man. Then got back home.

• 2:37Andy Frisella?

  You fucking shot him with an Narcan. I got pissed off.

• 2:39Speaker 00

  Oh, they always.

• 2:40Andy Frisella?

  Fucked their high up.

• 2:41Speaker 00

  Completely takes away their high.

• 2:42Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 2:43Speaker 00

  And, um, yeah, I told him like, hey, you can't park here. You know what I'm saying? Like, they fucking rolled off. And, uh, yeah, so that was fun. Then got back house.

• 2:49Andy Frisella?

  Did you tell them you gave them the fucking Narcan or they know?

• 2:52Speaker 00

  No, they knew. They knew. Yeah. I mean, cause she was like, they were like right there, bro. I got like 10 more minutes. They would have been fucking done. You know what I'm saying? They were snoring and shit. And the craziest thing, man, is like the emergency service response in the city specifically, man. Like, it's gotta get better, bro. Like, and this is not a knock on the first responders. Got great fucking people there. But like, they're completely unmanned. Like they're, they're, they're so undermanned right now. And I got called 911. Cause like, dude, again, I got my kids and shit with me. I'm not about to sit here and fucking van and winter and show though.

• 3:25Andy Frisella?

  Why not?

• 3:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, I call.

• 3:28Andy Frisella?

  Tell the people.

• 3:28Speaker 00

  What?

• 3:29Andy Frisella?

  Why not?

• 3:32Speaker 00

  No, man, but I called, you know, I called 911. Like, okay, yeah, we'll send somebody out there. And I'm out there for like 10 minutes, bro. I'm like, finally like, bro, okay, I'm about to just give her this Narcan, get out of here, bro. It is what it is, but, um.

• 3:43Andy Frisella?

  You gave her my Nar- my Narcan, huh?

• 3:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:45Andy Frisella?

  Out of my kit?

• 3:46Speaker 00

  I'll give her more. I got, I got, I got more. We'll be fine.

• 3:49Andy Frisella?

  DJ carries around Narcan in case I get too high on my fentanyl.

• 3:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, that's what it is, man. But it's just crazy, man. Now my AC's out. It's 82 degrees in my crib, man.

• 4:01Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man.

• 4:02Speaker 00

  Dude, you know, and like big dudes like, bro.

• 4:04Andy Frisella?

  Oh, dude. Nope. There's nothing worse.

• 4:06Speaker 00

  There's nothing worse.

• 4:07Andy Frisella?

  Nothing worse.

• 4:08Speaker 00

  You know, like my, my testicles is like sticking to my.

• 4:11Andy Frisella?

  Bro.

• 4:12Speaker 00

  My thighs.

• 4:12Andy Frisella?

  Nothing worse. That's what makes it bad. You can't get your balls clean. No matter how much you clean them.

• 4:20Speaker 00

  It's just not good.

• 4:21Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 4:22Speaker 00

  It's just not good.

• 4:23Andy Frisella?

  No. It does make you feel like you got a big old balls.

• 4:25Speaker 00

  It does. My knee. You know what I'm saying?

• 4:31Speaker 00

  In reality, I was just curled up and fetal but.

• 4:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 4:36Andy Frisella?

  I wish my balls would stop cooking. My balls was hot.

• 4:40Speaker 00

  I'd make popcorn down there, bro. But, uh.

• 4:43Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man. Yeah, I didn't, uh, what did I do? I didn't do anything. Shocking.

• 4:51Speaker 00

  Sometimes it'd be like.

• 4:52Andy Frisella?

  I smoked cones and cigars and walked around my property.

• 4:55Speaker 00

  It's not bad.

• 4:56Andy Frisella?

  Oh, it was fucking awesome. That's why I bought it.

• 4:58Speaker 00

  It's a good time. Yeah. It's a good time, man.

• 5:00Andy Frisella?

  I didn't have to fucking see anybody.

• 5:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 5:03Andy Frisella?

  Nobody.

• 5:03Speaker 00

  It is nice. It is nice. Yeah.

• 5:06Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 5:07Speaker 00

  But yeah, everything else was good, man. Um.

• 5:09Andy Frisella?

  Did they fix your AC yet?

• 5:10Speaker 00

  No, no.

• 5:11Andy Frisella?

  What's, what's wrong with it?

• 5:12Speaker 00

  So it's basically the people who owned the house before me did a cheap fix and put some aftermarket shit in there that doesn't exist anymore. So.

• 5:20Andy Frisella?

  So how much is it gonna cost?

• 5:22Speaker 00

  Bro, probably a bajillion dollars.

• 5:23Andy Frisella?

  How much really is it gonna cost?

• 5:24Speaker 00

  It'd probably be like, they, they said it's either gonna be eighty bucks or like fifteen hundred. So.

• 5:29Andy Frisella?

  Okay, it's gonna be fifteen hundred. All right. But see, now remember, you were trying to buy that big ass house?

• 5:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, right, right.

• 5:35Andy Frisella?

  So DJ was trying to buy a big boy house.

• 5:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 5:37Andy Frisella?

  All right. And I, I, no, you, you fucking talked about it nonstop for six months. And I kept telling him, like, listen, dude, you don't want that shit.

• 5:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 5:51Andy Frisella?

  AC breaks. Now imagine if you have four AC units and they broke. You see what I'm saying?

• 5:57Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, it's real, man. It's, um, yeah.

• 6:00Andy Frisella?

  And then everybody comes to your house and they give you a bid and, you know.

• 6:05Speaker 00

  Bad, the rich.

• 6:06Andy Frisella?

  When you were at a little, when you were at a little normal house, the, the bid was, you know, a hundred dollars, but now they come to your house and they're like, ah, it's ten thousand dollars.

• 6:15Speaker 00

  You got the special AC system.

• 6:16Andy Frisella?

  That's right. Yeah.

• 6:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:17Andy Frisella?

  And then you gotta argue with them and be like, what do you think? I'm fucking idiot? Cause they think you are because they, those people think everybody that's rich is stupid.

• 6:25Speaker 00

  Yep. Yep.

• 6:28Andy Frisella?

  Here's a fucking, here's something for all you guys that do, uh.

• 6:31Speaker 00

  Age of Ag and shit?

• 6:32Andy Frisella?

  Every, anything that has to do with giving bids. Rich people are rich for a fucking reason. And it ain't because they don't know what the fuck's going on. So just remember that when you think you're outsmarting them. All right. And, and by the way. A lot of times, they won't say anything. They won't argue with you. They'll just, they just won't call you back.

• 6:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:52Andy Frisella?

  And then they'll tell everybody what you tried to do.

• 6:54Speaker 00

  It's a double edged sword, right? Because if you do push it back, oh, well, you know, you're being cheap, rich guy, like, you know.

• 7:00Andy Frisella?

  No, that's how I got here.

• 7:01Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 7:02Andy Frisella?

  Paying attention to my money.

• 7:03Speaker 00

  That's right. That's right.

• 7:05Andy Frisella?

  Anyway.

• 7:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, that's real, man.

• 7:07Andy Frisella?

  Uh, yeah.

• 7:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:09Andy Frisella?

  What's going on?

• 7:10Speaker 00

  Well, guys, I got a little nostalgia here for you. Um, I, I figured this would, uh, this, this first little intro topic would be close.

• 7:17Andy Frisella?

  Is it Pizza Hut?

• 7:18Speaker 00

  No. No, it's not Pizza Hut. It's almost.

• 7:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 7:21Speaker 00

  I mean, it's in the.

• 7:21Andy Frisella?

  So you, you guys, like, you guys have maybe all seen, like, Pizza Hut has these, uh, like, retro locations, a few of them.

• 7:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:30Andy Frisella?

  That are like, when you were a kid, you would go into Pizza Hut. And anybody my age understands what Pizza Hut was all about, bro.

• 7:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:38Andy Frisella?

  Like, you would go in there, Joe, you know, you go in there, red cups, red and white checker tablecloth, personal pan pizza, bucket stickers, fucking flat table Pac-Man, like, it was all, it was, they were awesome. Every Friday night, you went to Pizza Hut, it had a smell. Anyway, no, the smell was good, bro.

• 7:57Speaker 00

  Good smell?

• 7:58Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:59Andy Frisella?

  Bro.

• 8:01Andy Frisella?

  Well, anyway, they got some of these Pizza Huts, and I thought we should, for one of the day in the lives, do like a road trip to one of these Pizza Huts.

• 8:10Speaker 00

  To the old school?

• 8:10Andy Frisella?

  So DJ could see what it was like, because he didn't grow up in that era.

• 8:14Speaker 00

  Hmm. I'm down.

• 8:15Andy Frisella?

  Bro.

• 8:16Speaker 00

  I'm down.

• 8:16Andy Frisella?

  Best thing ever.

• 8:17Speaker 00

  As long as I can use the same interests as everybody else.

• 8:20Andy Frisella?

  Well, you can. They got a diff, they got a different water fountain. Yeah. Motherfucker, it ain't that long ago.

• 8:28Speaker 00

  Well, no, like, I mean, similar to the Pizza Hut, though, there is, there, there is something else that's a little nostalgic for you. I'm sure you're, uh.

• 8:34Andy Frisella?

  Oh, is this what you're gonna?

• 8:35Speaker 00

  You'll relate to.

• 8:36Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 8:36Speaker 00

  Um, you got AOL. Uh, AOL to discontinue dial-up internet service.

• 8:43Andy Frisella?

  I didn't know that they still had it.

• 8:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, bro. Yeah. Yeah. So the AOL, the company previously, uh, known formerly as America Online, is discontinuing its dial-up internet service after thirty-four years.

• 8:57Andy Frisella?

  Wow.

• 8:58Speaker 00

  Will shutter on September thirtieth, meaning the associated software, the AOL dialer software and AOL Shield browser, which are optimized for older operating systems and dial-up internet connections, will be discontinued, the web service provider said on its internet. Uh, website. Um, did you have, you had, I mean, dude, I feel like that's one of the things like everybody had fucking.

• 9:20Andy Frisella?

  Every, yeah, I mean, yeah, everybody.

• 9:22Speaker 00

  Cause that was it. Yeah.

• 9:24Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, there was no high speed internet, bro. It was you plugged into the phone line.

• 9:28Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 9:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. And you could hear it like dialing up, like it would go.

• 9:34Andy Frisella?

  And then you, it would show up and then you would go looking for boobs.

• 9:40Andy Frisella?

  That's a fucking fact.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  True story.

• 9:42Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 9:44Speaker 00

  Oh shit.

• 9:44Speaker 02

  And you can't call anyone while you're online.

• 9:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. No one could interrupt your boobie searches.

• 9:49Speaker 00

  Oh man.

• 9:50Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 9:50Speaker 00

  That's wild.

• 9:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, man.

• 9:52Speaker 00

  So Granny falls and fucking breaks a hip and you're, there's nothing you can do.

• 9:57Andy Frisella?

  I'm looking at boobs. Sorry Granny.

• 10:02Andy Frisella?

  You're gonna have to call someone else.

• 10:04Speaker 00

  So that, that's why the life alert thing came.

• 10:06Andy Frisella?

  That's right.

• 10:07Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 10:07Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 10:08Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 10:09Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 10:09Speaker 00

  Things are making fucking sense.

• 10:11Andy Frisella?

  I'm falling. I can't get up.

• 10:14Speaker 00

  It's cause little fucking grandson's strolling fucking boobies.

• 10:17Andy Frisella?

  That's right. Bro, boobies used to be hard to see.

• 10:22Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 10:22Andy Frisella?

  That's a big problem in the world right now. They're too easy to see. Right? Like it used to be like you, you had to like.

• 10:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I mean, but you had to like do work to see some boobs.

• 10:33Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 10:34Andy Frisella?

  Now you just go everywhere and see them and like, nobody's motivated to get any better.

• 10:37Speaker 00

  That's what's wrong with society.

• 10:38Andy Frisella?

  It is.

• 10:39Speaker 00

  I mean, this.

• 10:40Andy Frisella?

  Listen, I'm not joking.

• 10:41Speaker 00

  It's real.

• 10:42Andy Frisella?

  Dudes used to have to make money and then have to get jacked and then have to develop a personality, all so we could see some boobies. And, uh, once the boobies came, you know, to where you could just see them, people stopped trying.

• 10:55Speaker 00

  What am I working for?

• 10:56Andy Frisella?

  And you got all these girls being like, why do all the men suck? Well, I mean, cause they don't got to try hard for anything anymore.

• 11:02Speaker 00

  Somebody said, you have to find a friend whose dad had a mag stash.

• 11:06Andy Frisella?

  Oh yeah. Yeah, bro.

• 11:08Speaker 00

  What's a mag stash?

• 11:09Speaker 02

  Magazine stash.

• 11:10Speaker 00

  Oh, the magazine stash.

• 11:12Andy Frisella?

  We had a neighborhood, uh, area where like everybody knew where they were. Yeah. Uh, no, there was a chicken coop and it was in the rafters of the chicken coop. I swear.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Secret location?

• 11:25Andy Frisella?

  Yes, everybody knew where they were.

• 11:27Speaker 00

  Under dad's ba- bed was the pile of mags.

• 11:31Andy Frisella?

  Hmm, yeah, see, all these guys know.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  Mike says boobs are so easily accessible that even the dudes are showing them off.

• 11:37Andy Frisella?

  No shit, bro. Yeah, dude, some of these dudes, because they don't gotta try any harder, they got better titties than the girls.

• 11:43Speaker 00

  Geez, man.

• 11:44Andy Frisella?

  What's that like?

• 11:46Speaker 00

  You're at.

• 11:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, man. Alright, well, yeah, AOL is out.

• 11:56Speaker 00

  I wonder how many people are still using that, though. Like, it can't be many. It's probably a lot of old people. Yeah. They probably think. Yeah, they just sending emails and shit. Bro, they probably think the world's ending. Like, what are they gonna do?

• 12:09Andy Frisella?

  Uh, yeah.

• 12:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's crazy, man. That's crazy, yeah. I just saw that. I thought that was interesting, man. But yeah, let's get into our cruise, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, remember, as always, if you guys wanna see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrisella.com. You guys can find them all linked there for you.

• 12:27Andy Frisella?

  Bro, if they, if they cut off the supply of boobs, men would get jacked, they would get rich, and the world would restore order. If you, if you made it hard to see boobs, and legal to punch people in the fucking face when they get out of line, the world would correct itself.

• 12:42Speaker 00

  See, I'm in a, I'm in a belief. I feel like porn, like, online pornography should be illegal.

• 12:48Speaker 00

  Personally.

• 12:50Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, is that a statement that you're going to back up? Or you're just gonna be like a lefty and just say shit?

• 12:54Speaker 00

  No, yeah, no, I mean, I think, I think, I think the, I mean, to your point, it's the accessibility issue that I have.

• 13:00Andy Frisella?

  It's bad for society.

• 13:02Speaker 00

  It's bad.

• 13:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 13:02Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 13:03Andy Frisella?

  And I'm not knocking any of the girls that make money or whatever, bro. Like, you gotta work within the system that you're given to fucking do it.

• 13:09Speaker 00

  For sure.

• 13:09Andy Frisella?

  I, listen, it's whatever it is, but I'm telling you this, it's bad for men.

• 13:14Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:14Andy Frisella?

  It's real, it's probably really bad for women, too, in a different way.

• 13:17Speaker 00

  They don't even realize it.

• 13:18Andy Frisella?

  But it's bad for men. Like, it is, it, it removes ambition. Like, real talk, bro, every successful person, when they started off, every suc- successful man, when they started off, whether they wanna be an athlete, or a fucking entrepreneur, or whatever, and they, they all want the same shit. Okay? And this is when you start. As you grow, your motivations will change, cuz you mature sometimes.

• 13:46Andy Frisella?

  But every dude wants the same. They want money, they want status, they want cool shit, and they want some boobies. Yep. And, bro, when you remove the motivation for that,

• 13:56Andy Frisella?

  that's a big problem for the, the natural order of society. Yeah. You know what I mean? And, and, and we see women complain about it all the time. They're like, "Man, there's no good men anymore. There's no good men. There's no..." There, there is. There, there are just not as many because a lot of the ones that would have become good men are now just sitting at home jerking off. Mm-hmm. Right? They're not out trying to make money because they can get by. And they don't care about their appearance because they don't really gotta leave the house. And, you know, they don't really care if they gotta attract a mate because they have unlimited supply in front of them. Mm-hmm. You know, like, it's...

• 14:36Andy Frisella?

  I mean, dude, I think it's all a play. I, I think it all fits into the play. I mean, I know we're joking and, but like, if you really think about it, the big picture puzzle piece of it, it's just another control mechanism. It's another, it's another defanging of what would otherwise be a formidable opponent in the American male. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? No. Like, if you, if you remove the drive, lower the testosterone through chemicals in the water and the air, which is fact. Mm-hmm.

• 15:07Andy Frisella?

  Demonize masculinity, which is fact. Remove men's motivation to make money, become fit, you know, become sexually attractive. If you, if you do all of these things, what are you left with? You're left with exactly what we're starting to see and, and see prevalently in society, which is... I mean, I was at the gas station yesterday. And I mean, dude, like, I, I looked around and like, every dude, and, and by the way, this is, this was me ten years ago. But I looked around, bro, and every fucking dude was fat as fuck. Every one. And then every girl looked almost just like him. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? And it's,

• 15:54Andy Frisella?

  it's, it's destructive. And it, and you have to, you have, you have to create a situation...

• 16:03Andy Frisella?

  For control where there is as least amount of resistance possible. And if you look at everything through that lens, you could very clearly see why things are the way they are.

• 16:13Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. Well, and they also hit it from every angle. Like you said too. It's like, it's not just in one facet of life, bro. Every single fucking angle.

• 16:22Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, of course.

• 16:22Speaker 00

  Every angle, they're hitting you from all different directions.

• 16:25Andy Frisella?

  Why do you think they make it so morally superior to be poor? Right? Like I had a dude tell me this weekend who's a big,

• 16:37Andy Frisella?

  I guess, you know, Jesus, a newfound Jesus person. Okay. Yeah. You know, like there's, there's, there's people who, who, who are, uh, you know, they have their PhD in theology. Right? For, they spent 20, 30 years of their life studying God and religion and different religions. And then, you know, people find it for the first time and all of a sudden they're an expert. They know everything. They know what's allowed. They know what's not allowed. They know all the rules and they're an expert. And they're on social media talking about God 24/7 and like, there's just a lot of misleading information that comes out. And I was told this weekend,

• 17:22Andy Frisella?

  in an off,

• 17:25Andy Frisella?

  like in an off,

• 17:28Andy Frisella?

  not in an insulting way, but in like, it was off putting to me. Somebody said, well, I see you're still chasing material stuff. And I said, no, I caught all the material stuff.

• 17:39Speaker 00

  Pokemon.

• 17:40Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he got fucking pissed. But like, the point is, is like,

• 17:45Andy Frisella?

  they, they, they weaponize every little angle that they can to make people feel that there is a noble superiority in being less. And dude, that's all for control.

• 17:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:57Andy Frisella?

  All of it.

• 17:58Speaker 00

  Yeah. Somebody, I saw in one of the comments like, that's by design, bro.

• 18:01Andy Frisella?

  No shit. Yeah, bro. But, but dude, it, it, you have, once you wake up and see it, it's just, you can't unsee it. It's everything.

• 18:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:11Andy Frisella?

  We, we live in a, we Live in an entire environment that is not conducive for men to be men, to be successful, strong, fit, healthy, intelligent contributors to the family and to the society. We live in an environment that is intentionally created to remove all of that so that it can be deferred to the elite and to the state, which is one step away from full-blown communism. So.

• 18:38Speaker 00

  That's real, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think, and then the chat as well.

• 18:44Andy Frisella?

  God damn, dude. Yeah. Just forget how fucking good those are.

• 18:47Speaker 00

  I thought I heard an eagle scream, uh, fly by there.

• 18:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 18:50Speaker 00

  Yeah. That was a different bird.

• 18:52Andy Frisella?

  That was a, that was a St. Louis eagle.

• 18:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, that was, no, that was an African ceiling bird is what that was.

• 18:57Andy Frisella?

  An African what?

• 18:58Speaker 00

  Ceiling bird.

• 18:59Andy Frisella?

  Ceiling bird?

• 19:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:01Andy Frisella?

  There we go.

• 19:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's freedom right there.

• 19:03Andy Frisella?

  I feel freer.

• 19:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, there you go. Uh, but yeah, guys, let's get it to our cruise, man. Let's, uh, let's get this moving with headline number one. Um, gotta go to, uh, let's go to DC. Got some interesting things happening.

• 19:16Andy Frisella?

  Like what?

• 19:17Speaker 00

  Big bad orange man is making some people mad.

• 19:20Andy Frisella?

  Uh-oh.

• 19:21Speaker 00

  Um, let's check this out. Uh, Trump banishes Obama and Bush portraits from prime White House spots and dumps them in obscure stairwell. Uh, so this, uh, this is pissing people off. I don't really care. It's not that big of a deal. Um, but yeah, Donald Trump, he, uh, exiled the presidential portrait of his predecessor Barack Obama to a less prominent position, um, out of view from thousands of visitors who tour the White House every day. The portraits of Trump, uh, Trump's other recent predecessors, including former President George W. Bush and his father, George H. W. Bush, have also been removed from prominent areas of the White House, according to a report from CNN. Um, yeah,

• 20:05Speaker 00

  so this, this came out, apparently it's a, it's an area that's restricted to Secret Service, um, the first family and only a select few of White House staffers. Um, it's like some back stairwell emergency exit route or something like that. Um, but that's where he put all of, all of their, uh, their portraits up.

• 20:26Andy Frisella?

  I mean.

• 20:28Andy Frisella?

  Shouldn't they be like in a wood chipper?

• 20:30Speaker 00

  They should be in a dungeon, to be real, all of them, not just, not just berries, but all of them, man. Um, but yeah, so I mean, that, that, that kind of started this, uh, this push coming out of the weekend. Uh, but it moved to something a little bit more crazy. Um, Trump takes control of DC police. Um, this is probably the, one of the biggest topics you guys are seeing right now, um, moving around. Uh, he deploys, uh, the National Guard in historic Capitol crime crackdown is what this is being, uh, being held at. Let's dive into this a little bit. President Trump announced a historic escalation of law enforcement in DC on Monday, deploying the National Guard to patrol the streets and placing the city's police department under federal control.

• 21:15Speaker 00

  Quote, uh, "We are going to clean it up real quick." So he had this press conference, I got this clip, let's check this clip, little, uh, real quick. Uh, see what, uh, orange man had to say about this.

• 21:26Speaker 03

  And worse. This is liberation day in DC and we're going to take our Capitol back. We're taking it back.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Under the authorities vested in me as the President of the United States, I'm officially invoking section 740 of the District of Columbia Home Rule Act, you know what that is? And placing the DC Metropolitan Police Department under direct federal control. And you'll be meeting the people that will be directly involved with that. Very good people, but they're tough. And, uh, they know what's happening and they've done it before.

• 22:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, so you have that happening. Um, that's going on right now. Now, a lot of people were, uh, upset about this, apparently, and this is CNN reporting this. Um, but the DC mayor and police department weren't aware of Trump's plans. Uh, that, that's coming out, um, that they had no idea that this was going to happen, which I have a hard time believing, to be honest, because of just the logistics of having to handle that. There's no way they didn't know or have a heads up. Um, but the DC Attorney General Brian Schwab, um, he, uh, released a statement slamming Trump's move. Says, quote, "The administration's actions are unprecedented."

• 22:45Andy Frisella?

  No, they're not. They're not unprecedented. There's other times in history where this happened.

• 22:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, for sure, a few times.

• 22:50Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 22:50Speaker 00

  Actually. Um, unnecessary and unlawful. There is no crime emergency in the District of Columbia. Violent crime in DC reached a historic 30 year low last year.

• 23:01Andy Frisella?

  That's a lie. You didn't report it.

• 23:04Speaker 00

  And is down another 26% so far this year. We are considering all of our options and we'll do what's necessary to protect the rights and safety of district residents, he said. And they're already out. The, I mean, you know, the, the announcement came today, but there's already plenty of local, or I should say federal law enforcement that are in the mood. This video has been circulating online. Let's check this out. This is inside of one of the hood areas of DC. Check this.

• 23:32Speaker 04

  Oh my God. What the fuck?

• 23:36Speaker 04

  Oh, they really hopping out. Oh, that shit real.

• 23:41Speaker 04

  They really coming to your churches and jumping out and bagging your ass, bro. They in all type of shit, boy. What the fuck? Oh my God.

• 23:51Speaker 00

  Now, of course, there's gonna be some criticism, right?

• 23:54Andy Frisella?

  Well, yeah, of course. I have criticism of it.

• 23:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, for sure. Nancy Pelosi, she was one of the first people to open her, her trap. She posted, somebody posted this on Twitter for, from the Nancy Pelosi account saying, quote, Donald Trump delayed deploying the National Guard on January 6th when our Capitol was under violent attack and lives were at stake.

• 24:18Andy Frisella?

  That's not real.

• 24:19Speaker 00

  No, bro, this is real. Now, he's activating the DC Guard to distract from his incompetent mishandling of tariffs, healthcare, education, and immigration, just to name a few blunders.

• 24:32Andy Frisella?

  First of all,

• 24:35Andy Frisella?

  that can't be real. That's real.

• 24:38Andy Frisella?

  Everybody knows what happened.

• 24:40Speaker 00

  She's been getting hammered. They've been posting the video of her in the, in the car on January 6th.

• 24:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and also when she's walking into the fucking, and she's straight up saying that she fucked up and it's her fault.

• 24:51Speaker 00

  I accept the responsibility.

• 24:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 24:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's, she's been saying, I mean, all your, all your norms.

• 24:56Andy Frisella?

  Bro, these people do everything predicated on the idea that people forget about things very shortly, and they do. They do. How many people do you have still pissed off about COVID? They were crimes against fucking humanity, and you got people to act like it didn't even happen. You know what I'm saying? And then you have people today saying, look at Trump being a tyrant, duh, duh, duh. It's, it's martial law. What the fuck happened during COVID? We couldn't even go outside.

• 25:25Andy Frisella?

  You see what I'm saying? Like, bro, people forget. Anyway, uh, yeah, look, dude. I'm all about this. Real talk. Like, we've been talking about this multiple times for many years on the show. The cities need to be cleaned up.

• 25:45Andy Frisella?

  The police need to be able to do their job.

• 25:50Andy Frisella?

  Criminals should be afraid to commit crime, and they're not. All right? And a lot of people are criticizing this and saying, "Well, this is the first step to authoritarianism. They're gonna use Planeteer, you know, to fucking Palantir to, you know, dude, they're already using it, dumbass." Okay, they're gonna track us everywhere we go. They already track you everywhere you go. You got a fucking cellphone. All your money's digital. I'm not gonna do digital currency. Your currency right now is digital. Like, all the shit that people say is gonna happen has already happened. So,

• 26:27Andy Frisella?

  that's the first thing. The second thing is, I'm all about this, bro. If, if, if this is done in a way, responsibly, where they come in, they clean it up, they get the fuck out, they let the police do the thing, that'd be amazing. But, that takes a lot of trust, and this is where my criticism comes in. Because this could also be the beginning of a permanent state of martial law. I don't think it is, but it could be, and, uh, it's something to watch out for. You know, we are, we're all cheering for it right now, but is that a good idea to cheer for it? You know what I'm saying? Because, uh,

• 27:12Andy Frisella?

  what happens next time there's an issue? What happens the next time there's an issue? So, there's a lot of very delicate things that need to be addressed here, and...

• 27:24Andy Frisella?

  I would be careful to cheer for this, even though I do personally think it's necessary in certain places. I think Chicago fucking needs it. I think, uh, New York needs it. I think LA needs it. I think, I think St. Louis needs it.

• 27:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:39Andy Frisella?

  And, and like dude, we can't, you guys who don't live in these places, you really don't understand. They go on TV and they say, there's no crime, there's no crime, it's no crime. We have, DJ and I have covered multiple times that they're not reporting the crime, or they're intentionally misassigning the crime to different races.

• 28:02Andy Frisella?

  And, uh, for us to have a, a city, like, like dude, if you live in these cities, you, you pay taxes and by the way, you pay a lot of taxes. You can't go downtown without being on your guard. You can't take your wife to dinner without being on your guard. Sometimes you can't even do any of that. Here in St. Louis, dude, you gotta be real careful where to fuck you go.

• 28:25Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:26Andy Frisella?

  And like dude, for the amount of money that I pay, I don't think that should be the case. And most people are not criminals. Why, why should taxpaying, contributing members of society have to deal with any criminal shit? Why is it tolerated at all? It should not be tolerated at all in society. A lot of people like to make fun of, you know, the Middle Eastern countries, but these motherfuckers got it figured out. Okay. Their punishment is so harsh that people don't fuck around. And that's what needs to happen. Right now, we have all kinds of people who are running around doing crazy ass shit because they've been allowed to. Fuck in California, they could steal up to a thousand dollars worth of goods and you can't even prosecute them. The fuck is-

• 29:09Speaker 00

  Prosecute that. Bro. Dude, that, that's the biggest problem that I have with all of this. And like seeing these, these, uh, you know, cause mainly it's people on the left that are like against this, obviously. And they're all like, oh no, you know, it's not needed. This is not right. You got Al Sharpton in on this. And my thing is like, okay, like here, here's the thing, there, there are problems, right? And so you have somebody that's coming in saying, okay, well here's a solution, right? Oh, but we don't like that solution. And so their solution is to just allow it to continue to fester and be the shithole that a lot of these cities are. And that's the solution, you know, and like it, it, it's mind boggling to me because-

• 29:50Speaker 00

  Well, we're gonna see, you know, had, had Trump not stepped in, and again, I mean, you can kinda see it from both sides. Like, okay, maybe he should, maybe he shouldn't, but the end of the day, bro, a lot of innocent people are being affected. A lot of innocent people are dying, getting robbed, getting stabbed. Um, homes are getting broken into, you can't drive down, I mean, you got, even the homeless problem. And a lot of these places are bad. I couldn't, again, I'm driving down the freaking street and there's two people overdosed in the middle of traffic, bro.

• 30:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 30:16Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying? And so it's like, there's a lot of issues and like, you start peeling it back and it's like, why, why, why, why wouldn't they want this? Why wouldn't the leaders of DC or any of these cities, why, why would they be opposed to this? Oh, it's because they profit off the problems. They don't want there to be solutions, man. And it's like, dude, it's sad to me. I think every single person that would be against any, like, anybody that's against it, they're not, they're not coming up with any actual solutions.

• 30:40Andy Frisella?

  Well, they're just gonna use it to paint Trump as a tyrant and they're gonna say he's authoritarian. He's a tyrant. This is unprecedented. Bro, Abraham Lincoln declared martial law. People fucking loved it. You know why? Cause they didn't deal with no shit. See, the average people, the people who obey the laws, who do what they're supposed to do, those people aren't gonna have any problems with this at all. This, this, this.

• 31:07Andy Frisella?

  Listen, violent criminals gotta be dealt with.

• 31:09Speaker 00

  Well, that's the thing, and quickly. And like, I think that's, my one critique with Trump handling this is like, bro, whatever the plan is, it needs to be put in and put in very, very quickly. So that way the people do understand the benefits of his heavy hand having to come in, involved in this. Because at the end of the day, bro, DC Bauer, Mayor Bauer, Bowser, whatever her name is, she, she wasn't gonna fix this. She wasn't gonna fix it. She had no intentions of fixing this because if she did, it would have been fixed. But no, she instituted and, and, and was a opponent, proponent of the cashless bail system. Like, I mean, bro, there, there's so many problems, man. It's just like, it's unreal. Um, it's unreal. Let's see what the chat's saying on this, cause I, I do have another, another little update here in a second. Let's see.

• 31:53Speaker 00

  Anybody lives in any of these areas that we've named off, by the way? I would like to get your guys' opinion on this. We got the live chat here. Um, for those guys, somebody said, I live, okay, Andrew Mulliken says he lives by DC. Alright. Yeah, let's get Andrew up here. Let's see what he has to say.

• 32:14Andy Frisella?

  Andrew, what you got, bro?

• 32:16Speaker 05

  DJ, can you hear me?

• 32:17Andy Frisella?

  Yup.

• 32:17Speaker 05

  What's up, guys?

• 32:21Andy Frisella?

  What's up, dude?

• 32:22Speaker 05

  How you guys doing?

• 32:23Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, man.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  Good, good. Yeah, I grew up outside of DC in Northern Virginia, and DC has some very beautiful parts, like most cities, but there's a lot of areas where you just, you don't go.

• 32:36Andy Frisella?

  I mean, dude, what should we be doing with these people? Like, what do you think?

• 32:39Speaker 05

  So, um, you remember when they brought back the baseball team, the Nationals?

• 32:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 32:45Speaker 05

  They built the stadium in the worst part of the city. So what do you think happened?

• 32:50Andy Frisella?

  They probably arrested people.

• 32:52Speaker 05

  No, they all moved to the outlying areas.

• 32:54Andy Frisella?

  Hmm.

• 32:55Speaker 05

  So then it just kind of shifted over. So, it becomes a problem of,

• 33:02Speaker 05

  you know, do we, do we provide more opportunities?

• 33:04Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 33:05Speaker 05

  So these people can bring themselves out?

• 33:06Andy Frisella?

  No. No, we've been doing that. It doesn't fucking work. These people don't want to fucking do anything. They want to live off our dollars. They don't want to fucking work. They don't want to contribute. For whatever reason, we can say, "Oh, they were left behind by the system." Doesn't fucking matter, because now they're a disruption and they're harming and stepping on other people's rights. So like, I feel that, bro. I feel that argument. I'm like, "Yeah, dude, what can we do? We could, we could put more tax dollars. We could give better opportunities." Those things only work for people that want them. And unfortunately, we have a lot of people in this country that want to victimize themselves, and they, they don't have any intention of pulling themselves or doing any effort forever for themselves.

• 33:51Andy Frisella?

  Their whole intention is to bitch complain, pretend that they're here in this situation because of all these other people, and that's why they got to do the crime. And dude, it's just not true. Like, we have to start judging people away from idealistic.

• 34:10Andy Frisella?

  Opinions or could be's or should be's or should have been or whatever and start dealing with what is and here's what it is. We got a bunch of people who aren't afraid of the law, who don't give a fuck about other people. And the last thing I want to do with those people is give them more shit. Fucking lock them the fuck up dude, cut off their hands, whatever do we gotta do to get crime to stop? Because we, the rest of us, the 98% of people that do everything the right way, that's what we deserve. We don't deserve to deal with this shit. Our women don't deserve to be nervous going down in any part of the city by themselves. They, dude. That shouldn't be a thing. It shouldn't be a thing.

• 34:52Speaker 00

  It's so normal right now.

• 34:53Andy Frisella?

  I know.

• 34:53Speaker 00

  It's so normal.

• 34:54Andy Frisella?

  All of this has been normalized in what's supposed to be the greatest country in the world, bro. And it's not right. It's not right.

• 35:02Speaker 00

  Dude, Andrew, I feel you, bro. Like, that's, that's the, that's the hard thing, bro. It's like you want to have a big heart for these people.

• 35:09Andy Frisella?

  I don't.

• 35:09Speaker 00

  I get it. I get it, man, but like you have people that are, that, that are choosing not to contribute to society.

• 35:17Andy Frisella?

  Well, see, I think we feel that way because we are a certain type of person, but though you have to remember those people don't feel that way.

• 35:22Speaker 00

  They don't.

• 35:23Andy Frisella?

  I know that for a fact. For a fact. So.

• 35:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, man. All right. Well, stay out of DC for right now. I'm sure it's gonna get hot there.

• 35:30Andy Frisella?

  Oh, boy. All right. You guys have a good one.

• 35:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, you too, bro.

• 35:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, man. It's, uh, it's crazy, man. Yeah, guys, let us know in, down in the chat what you guys think. Uh, let us know in the comments. Uh, do have something else for you though, Andy. Um, I don't, I, I was gonna do this a whole segment, but you know, is. What, what has Bill Gates been up to? And I have something for old Bill right now. And this is, this is, I mean, call it off topic. I don't know.

• 35:56Speaker 00

  But I saw this and I thought this was interesting.

• 36:01Speaker 00

  Gates Foundation's new world first contraceptive for African women. What it means for Africa. This just came out, this is crazy. I don't know if you guys have seen this. But the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is launching a new affordable, long-term contraceptive in Africa, starting with Kenya. Contraceptives, including a hormonal IUD effective for up to eight years. And a contraceptive patch aimed to address obstacles such as cost and accessibility. Basically, they're trying to sterilize parts of Africa is essentially what it is. And it's funny.

• 36:40Andy Frisella?

  Do you know why?

• 36:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, bro, he's a whole depopulation guy.

• 36:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but why do you think in Africa?

• 36:47Speaker 00

  Oh, because they don't think they'll get any pushback.

• 36:49Andy Frisella?

  They want the land.

• 36:50Speaker 00

  They can experiment and take all the people out.

• 36:51Andy Frisella?

  Listen, it's the fucking largest piece of land that has yet to be developed in the entire world. They want the fucking land.

• 36:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, you know what's funny? When you Google search, and I did this, when you Google search about Bill Gates and his depopulation agenda stuff. So the top three articles, I have the screenshot here. No, Bill Gates does not plan to depopulate the earth, conspiracy chaos, coronavirus, Bill Gates. Bill Gates has a warning about population growth. From, from the World Economic Forum, okay? Uh, yeah, this dude definitely wants to fucking get rid of people, but it makes sense.

• 37:25Andy Frisella?

  Bro, did you see his, have you ever seen his daughter? Bro, there was a clip about his, there was a clip with his daughter. Literally like talking shit on people that are successful that drive like Ferraris and shit. And she's like, she's like, yeah, she's like, you know, we, we, we call those people little dick people and blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh yeah, bro. And I was just thinking, I'm like, you know, that's pretty fucking funny for someone who's never had to work a day in their motherfucking life. You don't have any idea what it fucking takes to even fucking be able to do that. Because your dad fucking, you know, came up with a very intelligent technology early, right?

• 38:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:08Andy Frisella?

  Like, and she's just on there ripping off about like all the quote un, it's like, dude.

• 38:15Andy Frisella?

  Shut the fuck up. You know what I mean?

• 38:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:20Andy Frisella?

  Is that Kristi Noem in her fucking?

• 38:21Speaker 00

  Dude, I thought so for a second. I don't know. No, it says that that's an FBI agent. She usually has the DHS stuff on. But yeah, no, man, the it'll be interesting to see what happens in DC, though. Um, if this is gonna be like a.

• 38:34Andy Frisella?

  Don't commit crime. You don't gotta worry about it.

• 38:35Speaker 00

  It's very simple, man. It's very simple, but yeah.

• 38:37Andy Frisella?

  Dude, I just get tired of this justification for all of this stuff. Like, what are we doing? Why are we making excuses for these people? Why are we saying, oh, well, you know, they just need more of this or more of that? That's not true. These people are fucking criminals, bro. If you want civilized society, you have to deal with criminals effectively, especially violent ones.

• 39:00Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 39:01Andy Frisella?

  Dude, you'll get more in a lot of states, bro. You'll get more of a sentence for drug crime than you do for violence. That's insane. That's insane.

• 39:08Speaker 00

  I saw something Trump posted be legalizing marijuana on the federal level. Oh, yeah, that also came out. I don't know. But yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments. We got we got we got a few for you. Uh, I got a few for you. Um, uh, let's go to Skip Hoffman first. Skip Hoffman. Uh, why do you guys spend 10 minutes jerking each other off? Just getting to the topic?

• 39:34Andy Frisella?

  Cause that's what it fucking takes, motherfucker. It takes fucking 10 minutes.

• 39:40Speaker 00

  Oh, sorry. I was jerking myself off.

• 39:43Andy Frisella?

  It takes 10 minutes, asshole, when you're not a fucking two pump chump.

• 39:48Speaker 00

  Right.

• 39:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I wish we could get it done in 30 seconds like you probably do.

• 39:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, I wish.

• 39:53Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 39:55Andy Frisella?

  Fuck.

• 39:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, well. Fucking skip.

• 39:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, we're not below average, man.

• 40:05Andy Frisella?

  It's a lot of exercise, bro. It's like a two fister.

• 40:07Speaker 00

  Sorry.

• 40:08Andy Frisella?

  Get that sweat going. We've got to put deodorant on, take a shower, all kinds of shit, bro.

• 40:12Speaker 00

  But that helps me, though. That's why he sits next to me.

• 40:14Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 40:17Speaker 00

  Alright Skip, somebody just put the heart emoji, easy chat.

• 40:22Speaker 00

  Alright, we got another one, that's Caitlin Marie. She says, um, if you are truly a fat kid at heart, Andy, and you have had a McChicken, you have had mayonnaise.

• 40:32Andy Frisella?

  Nope, cuz I order it with no fucking, nothing on it. I order it plain. Chicken and cheese.

• 40:36Speaker 00

  I bet you do.

• 40:37Andy Frisella?

  Yep, I do.

• 40:38Speaker 00

  Just basic.

• 40:39Andy Frisella?

  No, chicken and cheese.

• 40:42Speaker 00

  So dry, bro. That's so dry.

• 40:44Andy Frisella?

  No, it ain't. That's fucking good shit.

• 40:45Speaker 00

  I feel like you have to try it. You have to try mayonnaise. Alright, and I have a recommendation on the best one. Okay, Duke's Mayonnaise. This is not an ad. What's your next comment?

• 41:02Speaker 00

  I'm just saying dude, I'm just saying, alright. Um, Andys are out here making you look bad though, I do know that, cuz that's where this next comment's coming from, it's coming from an Andy. Um, Andy Calland, seventy-three, thirty-five, he said, uh, rate dildos like you did fries and ice cream, no homo.

• 41:19Andy Frisella?

  We kinda did that.

• 41:22Speaker 00

  He also said in another comment separately, uh, when are you going to rate dildos like you did ice cream and fries? Get Amir back on the sh- Andy, I feel like he's trying to say something.

• 41:31Andy Frisella?

  Well, I think he wants to know which dildo he should buy.

• 41:37Andy Frisella?

  I'm sure they got star rankings on like Amazon or something, bro.

• 41:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, just read the reviews, bro. Just read the reviews, man.

• 41:44Speaker 02

  Everybody says he likes dicks.

• 41:47Speaker 00

  He wants to sit on one.

• 41:48Andy Frisella?

  I mean, that's the only thing I can come up with.

• 41:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he already ordered that fucking, uh, what was that, the Rambone.

• 41:59Speaker 00

  It's the Rambone.

• 42:01Andy Frisella?

  Get the Rambone, bro.

• 42:02Speaker 02

  Somebody just said that, he was already ordered the monster.

• 42:04Andy Frisella?

  Get the Rambone, you'll never be constipated again.

• 42:09Speaker 00

  When you fart, it just, phew.

• 42:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. You won't have to worry about getting caught.

• 42:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, man. All right, Andy. Um, easy there, bud. Guys, we do appreciate you, though, for, uh, being real ass fans. Keep liking, keep commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed on the tube and, uh, hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Really F. If you guys want to be a part of this, uh, live conversation, click the link down in the description below. You guys can sign up for that and potentially get the chance, uh, to join our live chat. Uh, that being said, let's keep the crews cruising. Uh, headline number two. Um, it's gotta go to the Middle East. Got some stuff developing there. This is, dude, I saw this and I laughed my ass off, uh, when I first saw this headline. Um, not because it's funny, but because it's, it's, it's funny. Um, headline number

• 42:57Speaker 00

  two reads, "Israel Says It Killed Hamas Terrorist Posed As An Al Jazeera Reporter And Four Others In Targeted Strike."

• 43:10Speaker 00

  Uh, so a prominent Al Jazeera-

• 43:12Andy Frisella?

  Let's, let's, let's translate this.

• 43:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:16Andy Frisella?

  "We killed an Al Jazeera reporter because they were telling the truth."

• 43:20Speaker 00

  That's right. That's right.

• 43:27Andy Frisella?

  That's what happened. Without even reading it, I already know.

• 43:30Speaker 00

  Bro, all right, like, it's like, okay, all right.

• 43:36Andy Frisella?

  Let's go on.

• 43:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, fuck, man. Like, come on, guys. Come on, man. You make it, it's not good. Uh, "A prominent Al Jazeera journalist was killed in an airstrike along four of his colleagues as Israel's military accused him of posing as a reporter to run a Hamas terrorist cell. Anas Al Sharif, a 28-year-old correspondent, was among those killed Sunday when the strikes hit a tent near Al Sharifah Hospital in eastern Gaza City, Gaza officials in Al Jazeera confirmed. Quote, "Intelligence and documents from Gaza, including rosters, terrorist training lists and salary records, proved, uh, proved he was a Hamas operative integrated into Al Jazeera," the IDF said. A press badge isn't a shield for terrorism."

• 44:21Speaker 00

  Uh, before his death, Al Sharif has denied ties to Hamas and had his network.

• 44:28Speaker 00

  Now, they called the Al Jazeera called the airstrikes a targeted assassination and accused Israeli officials of incitement. Calling Al Sharif one of Gaza's bravest journalists, Al Jazeera blasted the attack as a desperate attempt to silence voices in anticipation of the occupation of Gaza. Um, so this is, this is, this is wild. So the Al Sharif, the, the journalist, he had more than half a million followers on Twitter. Um, and he'd been posting on social media just minutes before, uh, the strike happened. Um, and, uh, and yeah, I mean, he, he's been a prominent, uh, opponent of, of all of the, the

• 45:09Speaker 00

  wild stuff going on, going over there. This is, uh, an image of him, um, over there. And, and like dude, it is, at what point do we, like, who has those conversations? Who, who, who starts those conversations? Okay. Like, all right.

• 45:27Speaker 00

  Too much.

• 45:29Speaker 00

  Too much.

• 45:30Andy Frisella?

  Dude, listen, they're out of control.

• 45:32Speaker 00

  Too much.

• 45:33Andy Frisella?

  They're out of control. Listen, they're out of fucking control. Okay. And it's all, it's all bullshit. It's all bullshit.

• 45:42Speaker 00

  I just feel like it's so easy just to say, anybody's a fucking Hamas guy.

• 45:46Andy Frisella?

  That's what they're gonna say. They say that about little kids.

• 45:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:48Andy Frisella?

  They, they say, oh, we killed, we killed 50,000 fucking kids. Uh, they're Hamas.

• 45:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's right, dude.

• 45:55Andy Frisella?

  They're, they're four. Well, they're gonna grow up and be Hamas, the same thing.

• 45:58Speaker 00

  They were gonna be Hamas.

• 45:59Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 46:00Speaker 00

  That's right.

• 46:00Andy Frisella?

  Well, you killed, you know, a bunch of old people, Hamas. You, you killed, you killed all these people with no food and water and no, they're fucking Hamas. Like, everything's that. Oh, you killed a reporter. Ah, he's Hamas. Like, I think you could just get away with killing people.

• 46:16Speaker 00

  Just say Hamas.

• 46:17Andy Frisella?

  Just say it's Hamas.

• 46:18Speaker 00

  Hamas.

• 46:18Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's what Trump starts saying.

• 46:19Speaker 00

  Dude, I got a perfect idea. What if all the, the violent criminals here in the country?

• 46:25Andy Frisella?

  Hamas. They have to be.

• 46:27Speaker 00

  What if we just called them Hamas?

• 46:28Andy Frisella?

  They, they probably are.

• 46:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, if we just called them Hamas, Netanyahu would just kill them.

• 46:34Speaker 00

  That's what I'm saying. We, we, we, same, same. It's fine.

• 46:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 46:39Speaker 00

  It's fine. We got Hamas here, man. Come, hey, help us.

• 46:42Andy Frisella?

  We got Hamas infestation here, man.

• 46:47Speaker 00

  This is sad, man.

• 46:49Andy Frisella?

  It's fucked up.

• 46:50Speaker 00

  It's so fucked up. And like this one, I got laugh when I saw this just because it's like, come on, man. Like, nobody's believing that shit, bro. Nobody. You have a guy.

• 46:58Andy Frisella?

  Well, nobody that's not on the fucking payroll.

• 47:00Speaker 00

  Not on the payroll.

• 47:01Andy Frisella?

  On the propaganda payroll.

• 47:02Speaker 00

  That's real. Which is another.

• 47:03Andy Frisella?

  There's a lot of these influencers out here right now where I've seen him totally fucking switch around because all of a sudden, dude, you know, you know, like I've seen a number of influencers have been very critical about Israel's, uh, you know, situation of what they're doing.

• 47:21Andy Frisella?

  Who are suddenly, you know, pro-Israel, out of the blue.

• 47:25Speaker 00

  It's weird.

• 47:26Andy Frisella?

  People I know.

• 47:28Speaker 00

  It's weird.

• 47:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 47:30Speaker 00

  Very weird.

• 47:31Andy Frisella?

  Makes you not trust anybody, dude.

• 47:32Speaker 00

  Dude, it's hard to, bro.

• 47:33Andy Frisella?

  Like, how, how are you gonna trust someone if all the, if they're willing to flip their opinion for a couple bucks?

• 47:38Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 47:38Andy Frisella?

  You know what I mean? That's fucking not cool.

• 47:41Speaker 00

  No. No, dude. And thi- this is another thing, another like conversation that were like real talk because I feel like there, there has some implications here to, to, to America for sure. But it's like, you know, they're, they're targeting, you know, journalists over there that are reporting the facts, right? And on the ground truths, if, if you will. And then like here, bro, like there's been some, like, I feel like there's a steady push that's really going hard. And I feel like in a couple of months, maybe even within the year, bro, like, I'm very scared of our first amendment here being targeted because of the whole anti-Semitism thing that people so easily, you know.

• 48:18Andy Frisella?

  Well, look, bro, they've already showed that they're willing to pass speech laws for one segment of the population, which is insane.

• 48:26Speaker 00

  Right.

• 48:27Andy Frisella?

  That's insane. Okay, so you're gonna pass anti-Semitism laws so that people can't point out what Israel's doing? But you're not gonna pass anti-white hate laws when it's all over the media, all over the news, and every fucking movie, and every fucking commentary, you don't say shit about that. Not that I want them to, by the way. Like, I don't, there shouldn't be laws about that, but there shouldn't be laws about anything.

• 48:50Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:51Andy Frisella?

  And if there's a law about it, it probably means that there's some truth to it.

• 48:55Speaker 00

  Why is it?

• 48:56Andy Frisella?

  And they don't want people talking about it.

• 48:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:58Andy Frisella?

  So, uh, yeah, I do, they're already doing that, dude. You don't think they're collecting data on anybody who criticizes Israel or says anything, uh, about Israel right now? They're, dude, a hundred percent, they're gonna do that, because that'll be the sec- the. It's not first amendment, it'll be second amendment too. Because they won't, they'll say, oh, well, you know, you're guilty of this, you're not allowed to have guns. You know what I mean?

• 49:23Speaker 00

  It's a very dangerous slope, slippery slope that can for sure go down.

• 49:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, anybody who proposes anti-Semitism speech laws is a fucking, they're the enemy of this country. For real.

• 49:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:34Andy Frisella?

  Because, and it's not because it's anti-Semitism, it's because it's anti-anything. It's, it's against free speech, which is the fundamental foundation of our country.

• 49:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:43Andy Frisella?

  If, the whole reason the first amendment exists is so that we can criticize our government for when they're doing tyrannical shit. And, uh, you know, when we can't do that, the power goes to them a hundred percent. There's nothing we can do. There shouldn't be any sort of restrictive speech like that. The restrictive speech laws should exist for things like

• 50:07Andy Frisella?

  yelling fire in a crowded theater or something, right? Like, but outside that, man, you know, uh, there shouldn't be any, and if someone says some wild ass shit, then they should have to suffer the consequences of that shit.

• 50:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think that's the biggest difference is that like, cause like, again, I'm, I'm perfectly fine with it.

• 50:23Andy Frisella?

  They did, they were okay.

• 50:24Speaker 00

  There will be consequences, but it shouldn't be the federal government enforcing those consequences.

• 50:28Andy Frisella?

  Well, no, they, they started with a social movement of cancel culture, but now that's blown up in their face. It doesn't work anymore.

• 50:35Speaker 00

  Right. Well, and that was also pushed by the hands of our federal government. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, it's, it's one of those things, man, like, yeah, no, you say what you want and you, you can have consequences, but those consequences should be doled out by your fellow citizens, not by government. That's just my, that's my, my place on it.

• 50:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 00

  Uh, man, dude, it's a very, very slippery slope when you start getting into this stuff and I don't like it. I don't, I don't like it and I see it a fucking thousand miles away, bro.

• 51:00Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 51:00Speaker 00

  It's not good. On, on the Israel, cause they also came out and said something about, you know, uh, in a new statement about taking over Gaza completely.

• 51:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, going in on foot.

• 51:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 00

  And this is a debate that's going on, chat out, I would love to see what you guys have to say about this too, but you know, the whole, you know, I guess the biggest thing right now going is like, okay, what is the solution? Is it a two-state solution? Is it a one-state solution? Who has it? What's it look like?

• 51:25Andy Frisella?

  You know what I think it is?

• 51:26Speaker 00

  What is it?

• 51:26Andy Frisella?

  I think it's, I don't give a fuck solution. I think that's what it is. I think it's, we got fucking 200,000 fucking homeless veterans in our country. I think we have crime rates that are unacceptable. We have all sorts of tyrannical shit happening in our government. And I think that for us, for our attention to consistently be distracted and put over into the Middle East is ridiculous. Period. And I don't think it's, a dollar should be sent anywhere. I don't think people should be sent anywhere. I don't think bombs should be sent anywhere. I don't think we should have any involvement with anything until our shit is straight. And our shit is not straight. That's what I think.

• 52:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:03Andy Frisella?

  So if, uh, Israel's gonna go around and, you know, fucking kill a bunch of people and do all this shit, then they should have to stand on their own two feet and deal with the consequences of that in that area. That's my personal opinion. And that goes for any country. If, the natural order always takes care of itself. And the reason that it doesn't in these certain situations in the world is because the United States of America has served as the quote-unquote "big brother" to a lot of these little countries with the idea that we're protecting them because they're little, because they're unequipped, because they don't have the people, because, because, because, because, because.

• 52:44Andy Frisella?

  But in reality, what it's actually created is a situation where those little countries go around flicking everybody on the ear and kicking them in the balls, knowing they can do whatever they want, because big brother, United States, send their fucking men to go die for this shit. And that ain't right. And it needs to stop. And if all those countries knew that we weren't sending our people and we weren't sending our bombs and we weren't sending our money and we weren't doing any of this shit, they wouldn't be acting so crazy. Because they would know there would be repercussions. If Israel didn't have the United States standing behind it, the Muslim countries over there would have fucking dealt with them a long time ago. You know what I'm saying? At the bare minimum, if America wasn't standing behind Israel over there, don't you think they'd behave themselves a little bit better?

• 53:28Andy Frisella?

  Don't you think the strategy would be a little different?

• 53:30Speaker 00

  It'd be better neighbors.

• 53:30Andy Frisella?

  Don't you think they would say, hey, man, you know, we're kind of the new guys here? Why don't we make these guys some cookies? You know what I'm saying? Why don't we be friends with these guys? Why don't we create a, a, a union of, of, of the Middle East of some sort where we all get along and we all work with each other? See, that, that would be what would happen if they didn't have us. But because they have an unreasonable amount of force behind them, it allows them to act and behave the way that they do. And that creates more disruption in the world than we need.

• 54:06Andy Frisella?

  Period.

• 54:06Speaker 00

  And all of that, why do they have so much support from the United States?

• 54:11Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, that's clear.

• 54:13Speaker 00

  Is it forced? Is it forced support?

• 54:16Andy Frisella?

  It is forced. That's why the fucking Epstein list isn't being talked about or forgotten. Like, it's, dude, look.

• 54:27Andy Frisella?

  Everybody knows what's going on.

• 54:28Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:29Andy Frisella?

  They do.

• 54:30Speaker 00

  Dude, I'm, I'm back, I'm, my, my thing is, bro, if, if you're a country and you can't defend yourself on your own, if you can't handle your own stuff, you should, you don't deserve to be a country. That's my personal opinion.

• 54:40Andy Frisella?

  That's, that is, that is not, that's not your belief. That's the truth.

• 54:43Speaker 00

  That's how it's always been in, in, in history.

• 54:44Andy Frisella?

  That's how it should be.

• 54:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:46Andy Frisella?

  Okay, and on top of that, dude, you know, everybody's on Trump right now saying he needs to fucking release the list. Y'all know what the list is. Y'all know who's on it. Everybody knows. Okay, second of all,

• 55:03Andy Frisella?

  let's say he releases the list. All right, and let's say the entire world says, because the, the entire world, the average group...

• 55:15Andy Frisella?

  People don't have the ability to think critically when they get emotionally stirred. They don't think like, man, you know, there's five of these people doing all this shit. We need to just cut the heads off of these five people, right? They think, oh, well, you know, it's all of them. And if this were to come out and Israel's fingerprints are all over it, Israel will cease to exist, which will trigger the Samson option. They will send nukes out. Okay? So when we think about what he says, when he says, I don't want innocent people to get hurt. He's not just talking about the Jewish people. He's talking about all people. All right? So I believe that all of that will be held into account.

• 56:00Andy Frisella?

  I believe that it will all come to the surface. And I believe that he intends to bring it to the surface. But I also believe that he understands that there's a ton of collateral damage that should be worked to be avoided during that time. And that's, that's how running something works. You don't just come up with an idea and walk out of the office where the idea was made and say, we do this right now. Sometimes it's like, okay, we gotta do this, this, this, then this in order to set the table for that. And how I'm reading this from the outside is exactly what I'm saying now. So, uh, I know a lot of people get upset with that. They say, you know, wow, you're fucking supporting. No, I'm just saying what I think it is.

• 56:41Andy Frisella?

  I, I, I would have done it a lot differently, but also I don't know all the, I don't know all the things. You know, like, how can you make a decision about what to do when you don't know the variables? You don't have all the information. Yeah, you can't. It's all back, it's all, it's all Monday morning quarterback bullshit. And everybody at this point right now is very guilty of it. And in my opinion, you know, I don't give a fuck what's going on there. I don't care what's going on in Ukraine. I don't fucking care. Here's what I care about. When I drive down into downtown St. Louis and, and, you know, I'm worried about getting shot. Okay. When I drive, when I go to other cities and I see, you know, uh, you know, thousands of homeless people, then you find out that a lot of them are veterans and people who have sacrificed. That's fucking wrong.

• 57:26Andy Frisella?

  Okay, the fact that we play, pay the taxes we do in this country and that money gets stolen through, through the USAID and refunded into people's political programs and eventually pocketed and taken home, that's wrong. That should be talked about way more than what's going on in fucking Israel or anywhere else.

• 57:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 57:43Andy Frisella?

  And then everybody's like, then you're not a true Christian, you don't really stand with the Bible. Yeah, bro, you were jerking off to fucking naked bitches this morning on the internet. So don't fucking lecture me about fucking being a good Christian, fuck you.

• 57:56Speaker 00

  I agree, man.

• 57:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I agree. Fucking new Christians, targeting everybody, thinking they're better than everybody, not even understanding that that's not even how Jesus lived, bro. Jesus fucking lived with sinners. He didn't live with people who judged everybody else, bro. You know what I'm saying? And it's weird to me how religion has become this thing because it's this new thing for a lot of people. That all of a sudden they're like, like, bro, I know people. I know people who are shitty fucking people. Who have all of a sudden found God and now they're, they're preaching on Instagram about you should be doing this and you should be doing it. It's like, bro, do you not remember?

• 58:37Andy Frisella?

  What the fuck you were like four months ago, five months ago now? Now, now, look, all good, I'm glad you changed, I'm glad you got your shit together, I'm glad, but you are in no position to be pointing the finger at anybody. You know, like, nobody is. It's called being a human. Every single fucking person out there has skeletons and done things wrong and struggles with things and it's just like, bro.

• 58:59Speaker 00

  And still do.

• 59:01Andy Frisella?

  Dude, yes. It's just, it's a whole bunch of hypocrite liars. Anyway.

• 59:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, that's real, man. That's real, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Uh, let us know. Uh, with that being said, we got one more headline here. A third and final.

• 59:16Andy Frisella?

  It's like these people that fucking, it's like these people that, you know, they, they've been fucking fat their whole lives, out of shape their whole lives.

• 59:24Speaker 00

  Lose 15 pounds.

• 59:25Andy Frisella?

  That's right, they get in shape for the first time ever, the first time ever, they get in somewhat decent shape. And all of a sudden, they're a fucking coach and they're an expert, they're an expert. You know what I'm saying?

• 59:37Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, I did it. I did it and they still eat shitty on the weekends.

• 59:41Andy Frisella?

  It's not even just that. It's just like, bro, it it's like, you know, it's like you're into mountain bikes, bro. It's like a, it's like a dude starts riding mountain bikes and, you know, he's been doing it for three months. All of a sudden, he's the fucking mountain bike guru.

• 59:54Speaker 00

  Telling you what you should have on your bike.

• 59:56Andy Frisella?

  And it's like, dude, we, we as society suffer from this, this, I don't know what the fuck it is. Yeah, but it's like, bro.

• 1:00:05Andy Frisella?

  Show me the fruit that you fucking bear before you start preaching to me about whatever it is. And six months from being a shitbag to being Mr. Preacher, that ain't enough, bro.

• 1:00:18Speaker 00

  Not enough time.

• 1:00:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's real, man.

• 1:00:21Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:21Speaker 00

  That's real. Guys, let's go down to the comments. What you guys think with that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three.

• 1:00:32Speaker 00

  Let's talk about some business moves. This one's shaking up the world right now and it's hits close to home for you. Uh, headline number three reads UFC rights go to Paramount in stunning 7.7 billion dollars, B with a B.

• 1:00:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:48Speaker 00

  Deal.

• 1:00:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:50Speaker 00

  Dude, this is, this is crazy.

• 1:00:52Andy Frisella?

  I like it.

• 1:00:52Speaker 00

  Um, Dana White is in on it, man. Let's talk about it. We got, say goodbye to pay-per-view. Uh, Paramount is purchasing the rights to UFC in a landmark 7.7 billion dollar deal over the next seven years, beginning in 2026. The company's announced in a statement Monday in a move that will eliminate the pay-per-view model. All of UFC's events will now be accessible with only a Paramount Plus subscription. And select numbered events will also air on CBS. ESPN's UFC's current rights shareholder.

• 1:01:31Speaker 00

  Has been using a pay-per-view model which TKO Group President Mark Shapiro called a thing of the past. ESPN and Disney owned UFC rights for the last five years while paying an average of $500 million per year. The deal with Disney expires at the end of this year with the Skydance Paramount deal closing this past Thursday. TKO Group, which owns the UFC and WWE, was able to come to an agreement rather quickly, according to CEO David Ellison, who spoke to the Financial Times. Now Paramount, this is the guy from, this is, isn't that Taylor Sheridan involved in that too? Doesn't he own some of Paramount?

• 1:02:11Andy Frisella?

  I'm not sure.

• 1:02:12Speaker 00

  The guy from Yellowstone, you know what I'm talking about? Can we fact check that?

• 1:02:18Speaker 00

  This is, it's a wild deal, man.

• 1:02:20Andy Frisella?

  What's crazy is, is if you do the math, they just went from 500 million a year to a billion a year, which means their next deal will probably be two to four billion a year.

• 1:02:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  Taylor Sheridan does not own Paramount. He's a creator, director, writer, and executive producer, but doesn't own anything.

• 1:02:38Speaker 00

  Gotcha, gotcha, okay.

• 1:02:40Andy Frisella?

  I like his plane.

• 1:02:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, his plane was sweet. Plane was pretty sweet.

• 1:02:43Andy Frisella?

  We got to fly on his plane.

• 1:02:44Speaker 00

  It's coolers and stuff. It was pretty cool.

• 1:02:46Andy Frisella?

  The 460's coolers?

• 1:02:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.

• 1:02:49Andy Frisella?

  Felt like I was flying to Yellowstone?

• 1:02:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, man, but yeah, I mean, what we got on this, dude?

• 1:02:55Andy Frisella?

  I mean, it's fucking amazing, bro. Like, look, dude, look, Dana White, all right, he's my business partner, he's my friend. Aside from that, aside from where I, before I ever knew who the fuck he was, one of the greatest entrepreneurs that exists in our time, all right?

• 1:03:16Andy Frisella?

  He's just a normal dude. He's got one of the greatest entrepreneurship stories fucking ever. The guy's built this amazing entertainment company.

• 1:03:28Andy Frisella?

  Which is fuck if not more popular as popular as any other sport.

• 1:03:34Speaker 00

  Oh, what this dude is definitely gonna be.

• 1:03:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he's probably the most connected human being on the planet. Everybody fucking loves him and you know why? You know why? Cause he's fucking nice to everybody, dude. Like people don't see the behind the scenes of this dude. Like dude, he walks up to everybody he doesn't know in the room and says, hey, how you doing? I'm Dana White, as if nobody knows. It's like, yeah, we know, motherfucker. You know, like, like, but like, he just treats people with respect and he's always complimentary and he's always fucking good to people and it's, it's cool to see. And then he doesn't take any shit. Like dude, dude, what's so weird, what's so weird? And I told him this and it's, it's gonna sound, it's gonna sound a little goofy, but I don't give a fuck. He's 10 years older than me.

• 1:04:20Andy Frisella?

  Like I've looked up to the dude in terms of how he runs his business for years and years and years, bro. And, uh, the way he handles himself, the way he doesn't take any shit, the way like he, dude, he's just, I just love fucking everything that he represents, bro. And to see him get this kind of deal done, I mean, it doesn't surprise me, but it's fucking awesome, man.

• 1:04:41Speaker 00

  Dude, and it's, it's into it because.

• 1:04:42Andy Frisella?

  I just like seeing people fucking win and I like, I like seeing people who are cool and who are, are good dudes and who like are also regular. You know what I'm saying? Win, yeah.

• 1:04:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's real. It's funny cause I thought this like, and it's full circle now, but like, I remember seeing like when they did the Netflix thing, you know what I'm saying? They did, they went live on the Netflix, um, showing the UFC fights. I was wondering like, man, wow, makes sense.

• 1:05:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:09Speaker 00

  Makes sense. They were just testing out, right? You know what I'm saying? Netflix, I don't think Netflix, I'm glad Netflix wasn't the move because they didn't do that well on it, but, um, this is cool, bro. This is cool and like, you know, I remember the pay-per-view thing being big years and years ago, decades ago. It, it, it did seem like kind of like a out of date thing to do and I'm like, brother, go on with the times, it's changing.

• 1:05:29Andy Frisella?

  It's not just that, bro. You're moving into an area where you're gonna reach, you know, like, okay, pay-per-view, yes, a lot of people watch UFC. There's a billion fans of UFC worldwide. Okay? A billion. That's one eighth of the fucking planet. Think about that.

• 1:05:48Speaker 00

  It's crazy.

• 1:05:48Andy Frisella?

  I know, dude.

• 1:05:49Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 1:05:49Andy Frisella?

  So, so.

• 1:05:53Andy Frisella?

  If you take this event, there has been, how much is it? Eighty bucks? Yeah, eighty bucks for the last, I don't know, however many years. And you remove the paywall, and now everybody can fucking see it, pretty much. Now Paramount might fuck this up because they might increase their subscription rate. Yep. But if they don't, what it's going to do is create so much more exposure for UFC, that the dollars that they generate off of their ads are going to be exponentially higher. So the viewership's gonna go up, the fanbase is gonna go up, the ability for them to drive revenue through ads is going to go up.

• 1:06:32Andy Frisella?

  And all of those things together, aside from the seven billion, seven, eight billion dollars of the deal, are gonna be where the fucking juice is on the deal. So, uh, and I've seen a lot of people, you know, they criticize, they say, oh, the fighters don't make enough money and shit. Look, there are fighters that make a lot of money. They all understand the same thing. The fighters that make a lot of money understand they gotta be great at fighting, and they also gotta be entertaining. Good in and out the ring. They, they gotta be, they gotta be good at fighting, and they gotta be great at entertaining. And we have a lot of great fighters who aren't great at entertaining, and they don't make that much money. And that people will say, oh, they, they won all these fights, they should be, no.

• 1:07:16Andy Frisella?

  You're only fulfilling half of the fucking deal. If other people like Conor McGregor have gotten rich as fuck off the sport, maybe you should take a, a slice of his recipe and say, I should be a character. People root for polarizing characters. They either hate them, or they fucking love them. And if you are a polarizing athlete, you get paid more money. You know why you get paid more money? Because more people watch. Love or hate you. It doesn't matter if they fucking hate you. It matters that they watch you. And this is why people, this is like a lot of these athletes fuck themselves because they think like this.

• 1:07:55Andy Frisella?

  I'm not that kind of guy. I'm quiet, I'm reserved. It's not my thing. I just like to keep, well then you ain't gonna get paid as much, bro. I'm just sorry, you're not.

• 1:08:03Speaker 00

  Play the game.

• 1:08:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it's part of the game.

• 1:08:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, play the game.

• 1:08:05Andy Frisella?

  Listen, nobody in the WWE that isn't good at talking shit makes money. Okay, The Rock didn't become The Rock because he fucking kept to himself and said, "Oh, I'm just this humble man." No, and I believe The Rock is humble in real life.

• 1:08:20Speaker 00

  But he still played.

• 1:08:20Andy Frisella?

  But he plays the fucking cocky character, which people love.

• 1:08:24Speaker 00

  I smelled what he was cooking.

• 1:08:25Andy Frisella?

  That's right. And dude, the, these fighters have to go to fucking brand and marketing school. That's it.

• 1:08:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:08:31Andy Frisella?

  So, just as much time as they put into their skill of fighting, they should be putting that into their brand. And, you know, if I was them, I'd be like, if I was them, I'd go to Counting Gregor, I'd say,

• 1:08:43Speaker 00

  Teach me.

• 1:08:43Andy Frisella?

  Make me into a character.

• 1:08:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, how do I?

• 1:08:45Andy Frisella?

  Who the fuck am I?

• 1:08:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, tie it up on the?

• 1:08:48Andy Frisella?

  Right. Like, bro, all they gotta do is go back over the last thirty fuck, I mean dude, it's the same group as WWE. Go back through the WWE roster and pick a fucking character. Pick one. Roddy Roddy Piper, start coming out with your bagpipes and a fucking thing and, you know, like Patty, Patty the Baddie.

• 1:09:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:09:07Andy Frisella?

  Like, bro, like, come out with the fucking eight dudes playing the bagpipes and your fucking skirt and shit, and kick everybody's ass, you're gonna pay more money. What's-his-face makes a bunch of money, uh, the dude with the pink Afro? Uh, Sean O'Malley?

• 1:09:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:09:21Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? Like, these dudes make money because they're characters, bro. So, like, you know, to people that are gonna say that, I would say back, it's on the fighter to be the product. And if you're not a demanded product, then you can't make as much money.

• 1:09:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's real, man. And I think too, like, is, I mean, yeah, like, I've seen the criticism of that, but like, I also feel too, like, everybody that's given criticism, like, they have not seen, they don't know the ins and outs of all these deals. They don't know what's coming for these fighters. They don't know.

• 1:09:50Andy Frisella?

  There's a

• 1:09:53Andy Frisella?

  There's for every dude in that fucking ring. There's 50 other dudes that are just as good didn't make it. So it's not like there's a fucking. Supply problem of athletes like when you go to. When you go to the NFL, bro, there's only so many receivers that can run a fucking 42.

• 1:10:09Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:10:09Andy Frisella?

  You know what I mean? Like you're getting a spot, you can run a 42. Every now, people are gonna get upset when I say this, but everybody can fight. Every man can fight now, they might suck at fighting. They might get their asses beat and most people would.

• 1:10:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:10:24Andy Frisella?

  Right?

• 1:10:25Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:25Andy Frisella?

  But it's something that. Uh, one man can do and another man can do, and you could take a guy from the UFC and you could take a guy that doesn't fight and they can fight. Not everybody can run a 42. Okay, so what I'm saying is there's a lot more men who have trained and become great and and they're the the supply of great fighters is huge. But the supply of great fighters who are also great brand and characters is very small. In fact, I'm just gonna start this agency.

• 1:10:56Andy Frisella?

  Come side with me, motherfucker. I'll negotiate your deals. I got an in, you know what I'm saying? And, uh, and, uh, and I'll teach you how to be a character.

• 1:11:04Speaker 00

  Yeah. Man, that's all that's needed in my opinion, bro.

• 1:11:08Andy Frisella?

  It is.

• 1:11:08Speaker 00

  Cause people.

• 1:11:09Andy Frisella?

  Well, and all these, all these, all these agents are fucking dorks too, bro. Like they don't know shit. Like dude, we deal with agents all the time and no offense, but like most of them are terrible. They're they're just jockeying the nuts of someone who's already gonna do it anyway. And then and then they take these people who don't know any business and don't have any acumen. And they they convince them that they have to have you to be successful. And it's like. Bro. There's a lot of, there's a lot of taking advantage of these athletes.

• 1:11:38Andy Frisella?

  If they want to get paid for real, you gotta become a fucking character.

• 1:11:40Speaker 00

  It's real, man.

• 1:11:41Andy Frisella?

  Remember when I told you, cut your fucking hair?

• 1:11:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, you did.

• 1:11:44Andy Frisella?

  What I tell, why'd I tell you?

• 1:11:45Speaker 00

  Uh, you said because bald and bearded is in.

• 1:11:48Andy Frisella?

  No, that's not.

• 1:11:49Speaker 00

  You said I was gonna look real good.

• 1:11:50Andy Frisella?

  No, that's not what I said. I said, you look like a fucking dork.

• 1:11:55Andy Frisella?

  And I said, I said, if you're gonna be on the show, you gotta have a look.

• 1:12:00Speaker 00

  Gotta have a look, yeah.

• 1:12:00Andy Frisella?

  And you can't just look like you got a fucking pub patch fucking growing on top of your head.

• 1:12:06Speaker 00

  It didn't look like a pub patch. Andy.

• 1:12:09Andy Frisella?

  We got a picture, we got a picture with DJ with hair we can throw up on the fucking show?

• 1:12:12Speaker 00

  We don't have a picture.

• 1:12:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:13Speaker 00

  We don't have a picture.

• 1:12:14Andy Frisella?

  Anyway.

• 1:12:16Speaker 00

  I look now, though.

• 1:12:17Andy Frisella?

  What are people saying here?

• 1:12:20Speaker 00

  Long hair is in for guys. Bring mullets back.

• 1:12:23Andy Frisella?

  They're gonna come out with dildos duct taped to their hands.

• 1:12:26Speaker 00

  What? Where do you see that?

• 1:12:30Andy Frisella?

  What kind of fight is that?

• 1:12:30Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:12:36Andy Frisella?

  Cocktopus.

• 1:12:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:12:40Speaker 00

  I like the reflection, okay.

• 1:12:41Andy Frisella?

  That's what I would be for Halloween.

• 1:12:42Speaker 00

  Get Paulie out of here. Paulie, you're out. That's Paulie. He's saying my hair, I have a reflection on my head.

• 1:12:49Andy Frisella?

  What?

• 1:12:50Speaker 00

  He's saying my head's reflected.

• 1:12:51Andy Frisella?

  I couldn't hear you, I was looking at myself.

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  I sent a photo in there, in the chat.

• 1:12:55Speaker 00

  No, you didn't.

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  I just sent it, it's over there.

• 1:12:58Andy Frisella?

  Let's see the photo, click on it.

• 1:12:59Speaker 00

  Watch out my, I can't see because I got Bosnia in the way.

• 1:13:02Andy Frisella?

  Click on that photo.

• 1:13:08Andy Frisella?

  Click to open.

• 1:13:10Speaker 00

  I'm not fucking putting this on the stream. There's no fucking chance.

• 1:13:13Andy Frisella?

  What is it?

• 1:13:14Speaker 02

  It's on Instagram anyway.

• 1:13:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah! See? That ain't a look. That's a look nobody remembers.

• 1:13:22Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 1:13:27Speaker 00

  Get him out of here. Get him out of here.

• 1:13:31Andy Frisella?

  The last thing a Big Mac sees.

• 1:13:39Speaker 00

  Oh, it's funny, they're so funny, Sean. Oh, you're so funny. So funny, funny.

• 1:13:45Speaker 02

  Looks like James Harden.

• 1:13:47Speaker 00

  James Harden? Basketball player?

• 1:13:49Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 1:13:51Speaker 02

  James Harden?

• 1:13:52Andy Frisella?

  James Harden looks cool.

• 1:13:54Speaker 00

  What are you trying to, bro, what is, I feel like you're doing a lot of shots right now.

• 1:13:59Speaker 00

  Like, talk to me, bro, what's up, man?

• 1:14:01Andy Frisella?

  Nothing, man. Start the show on time next time.

• 1:14:05Andy Frisella?

  Alright, let's move on. What are we on, topic three?

• 1:14:08Speaker 00

  Nope, thumbs up now, man.

• 1:14:09Andy Frisella?

  That was, what was topic three? Dana?

• 1:14:12Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:14:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I mean, look, bro. I think winning like that is inspiring as fuck to me. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, they started with making like home videotapes.

• 1:14:24Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14:25Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:14:25Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14:26Andy Frisella?

  And then he, what they, they bought it for two million bucks in 2001? That wasn't even that long ago.

• 1:14:32Speaker 00

  And it's now almost, if not, I, I feel like it will be this, bro, like, it's gonna be the most watched fucking.

• 1:14:39Andy Frisella?

  It's the gladiators of modern times, dude.

• 1:14:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:14:43Andy Frisella?

  Like, it's, it's awesome.

• 1:14:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:14:46Andy Frisella?

  I don't even know shit about UFC. I still fucking love watching it.

• 1:14:49Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:14:50Andy Frisella?

  Bro, you don't have to know anything.

• 1:14:51Speaker 00

  Oh, see, I'm an armchair quarterback, though.

• 1:14:53Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I, I know.

• 1:14:54Speaker 00

  I wouldn't have gotten knocked out like that.

• 1:14:55Andy Frisella?

  That's, yeah. Everybody is. That's the whole point.

• 1:14:59Speaker 00

  That's the beauty of it.

• 1:15:00Andy Frisella?

  Like, everybody can be like, oh, yeah, I would have done this or that, you know?

• 1:15:06Andy Frisella?

  You could take, you could take a woman who's never fucking ever, ever, ever watched a UFC fight to a fight, and they're gonna be like, fuck, that was awesome.

• 1:15:15Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:15:16Andy Frisella?

  It's just awesome shit, bro.

• 1:15:17Speaker 00

  We gotta go to one, bro. I wanna go, we gotta go to one live. We gotta go to a fight.

• 1:15:22Andy Frisella?

  Well, that, I was.

• 1:15:23Speaker 00

  You know a guy?

• 1:15:24Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:25Speaker 00

  We gotta go there.

• 1:15:27Andy Frisella?

  Anyway, yeah, that's what I was asking about earlier, about the travel.

• 1:15:30Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:15:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:31Speaker 00

  Oh. Oh. Oh, all right. Hmm. All right, Andy. All right, yeah, well, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think about the deal. Uh, let us know. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. Uh, this is where we bring a topic in, we talk about it, we vote on it. It gets one of these two options. Uh, so that being said, um, Andy, have you, uh, you, have you done a lot of digging in your life? Digging holes?

• 1:16:05Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:16:07Andy Frisella?

  What do you mean? One time I dug a hole and I hit Sal in the head with a garden hoe.

• 1:16:11Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 1:16:11Andy Frisella?

  We were digging for gold.

• 1:16:12Speaker 00

  Were you?

• 1:16:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:13Speaker 00

  I dig for gold in other ways.

• 1:16:15Andy Frisella?

  We were digging for gold in the backyard. I was digging with a claw hammer.

• 1:16:18Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:16:19Andy Frisella?

  And he was, he was hitting the, he was using a garden hoe. And, uh, no, I was using the garden hoe. He was using the hammer.

• 1:16:27Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:16:27Andy Frisella?

  And like he went down in the hole, like he stuck his face down there when I was like mid swing.

• 1:16:32Speaker 00

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:16:33Andy Frisella?

  Cracked him in the head. Yep.

• 1:16:36Speaker 00

  That's, that's what's saying.

• 1:16:38Andy Frisella?

  That's what's wrong with him.

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  It's funny because the, the reason you brought it up is Jim talked to me a few days ago. He made a whole drawing of you guys doing that. And he sent it to me. I still have that.

• 1:16:50Andy Frisella?

  Let's see it.

• 1:16:53Speaker 02

  I should send it over here.

• 1:16:55Andy Frisella?

  You put it in the chat?

• 1:16:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll put it in the chat.

• 1:16:57Andy Frisella?

  I think he's, he's, uh, he's going full blown senile. He's starting to draw pictures and shit.

• 1:17:05Speaker 02

  I will bring this up here in one second.

• 1:17:13Speaker 02

  Okay, should be in there.

• 1:17:15Andy Frisella?

  Let's see. So this is a, uh, this is a...

• 1:17:18Speaker 02

  Jim's master drawing. Click to download and then click to open.

• 1:17:23Andy Frisella?

  Alright, let's see.

• 1:17:26Speaker 02

  It's not downloading?

• 1:17:32Andy Frisella?

  I don't know, just text him. Oh, got it.

• 1:17:34Speaker 00

  Oh, it flagged him as a potential security issue.

• 1:17:37Andy Frisella?

  That's probably right.

• 1:17:38Speaker 00

  I swear to God, you popped up. I had to approve the download, man. That's what it was.

• 1:17:42Andy Frisella?

  We'll click it. Let's see what it is.

• 1:17:44Speaker 00

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:17:45Speaker 02

  It's pretty, it's pretty detailed.

• 1:17:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:48Speaker 02

  Why this company is here, ambition and working together. Sal and Andrew game seven years. This is an actual occurrence in Sal plus Andrew's life. It was a big deal.

• 1:17:59Speaker 00

  He drew blood.

• 1:18:01Speaker 02

  Now you can, you can say the dialogues.

• 1:18:04Speaker 00

  Let's dig for gold, Sal. Go down and see if we have any. Okay, I'll look. Oh shit, I hit Sal in the head with the shovel. Whoa, no gold, I'm bleeding.

• 1:18:17Speaker 00

  Hospital.

• 1:18:20Speaker 00

  Jeez, man.

• 1:18:21Andy Frisella?

  Then he signs it like down at the bottom left corner.

• 1:18:23Speaker 00

  Jesus.

• 1:18:24Andy Frisella?

  Big Jim.

• 1:18:28Speaker 00

  Geez, man.

• 1:18:29Andy Frisella?

  When did he draw that? What's the date on there?

• 1:18:31Speaker 00

  Nine nine twenty twenty. Yeah, nine nine twenty twenty.

• 1:18:34Andy Frisella?

  So I have had that for like five years.

• 1:18:35Speaker 00

  That's accurate. That's awesome. Yep. That's awesome. Well, digging, you know.

• 1:18:39Andy Frisella?

  That's some senile shit right there, bro.

• 1:18:42Speaker 00

  Hey, man, whatever, whatever it takes, you know? Um, but yeah, talking about digging, okay? What if you were digging and you unearthed, uh, two one thousand year old bodies? Yeah, that just happened. Utility crews unearthed two one thousand year old tombs beneath city streets in single day. Feels so exciting. Uh, let's dive into this a little bit. Um, utility workers unearthed two pre-Incan tombs during a routine day on the job in Peru. One of many archaeological discoveries in the country this year. The workers employed by the energy company, Cal, Calda,

• 1:19:23Speaker 00

  uh, found the burials in Lima, Lima, Lima, just recently. Um, employees have been digging trenches in the city as part of an ongoing underground gas network project. Both tombs, uh, belong to the pre-Incan Chanque culture, uh, which existed in Peru from one thousand to fourteen seventy A.D. The Inca Empire spanned, uh, from roughly fourteen hundred to fifteen thirty-three A.D. With Spanish colonization beginning soon, uh, after. The tombs, uh, the two tombs were remarkably different. One was empty while the other held a one thousand year old skeleton. Um, images show, um, workers, uh, working to remove, uh, the, the remains.

• 1:20:08Speaker 00

  Um, but yeah, it's crazy. Look at, look at these pictures, bro. This is, uh, this is wild. So that, that was the, the two tombs there. Okay, and then you go in.

• 1:20:23Speaker 00

  And there's like, dude, there's a whole body just.

• 1:20:25Andy Frisella?

  Holy shit. He's got like armor on and stuff.

• 1:20:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, bro.

• 1:20:29Andy Frisella?

  Damn.

• 1:20:30Speaker 00

  Like, that's crazy.

• 1:20:34Andy Frisella?

  Bro, I've been thinking about that thing that you asked me about the cemetery.

• 1:20:37Speaker 00

  About the cemetery?

• 1:20:38Andy Frisella?

  I cannot stop thinking about it.

• 1:20:39Speaker 00

  Bro, it's a real-

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  Did we cover that on the show?

• 1:20:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, we did. It's a real thing though, man. There were, where are all the new cemeteries?

• 1:20:46Andy Frisella?

  Where are they? Where are they putting the bodies?

• 1:20:49Speaker 00

  Where are they putting the bodies?

• 1:20:52Speaker 00

  It ain't like more people are just choosing cremation, bro. Listen, it's a real problem. It's a real problem. That and uncircumcised dildos. Like, explain it. Explain it.

• 1:21:05Andy Frisella?

  I can't.

• 1:21:05Speaker 00

  Not both at the same time, but like, I, you know? I'm just saying, bro, imagine digging that shit, bro, and you fucking run into that, bro.

• 1:21:15Speaker 00

  I'd shit my pants in the hole.

• 1:21:20Andy Frisella?

  They got like some pots in there.

• 1:21:24Speaker 00

  Put it in the pot. That's right. Yeah, he does look like he has some armor or some shit on, but like, bro, that would, that would terrify me.

• 1:21:31Andy Frisella?

  I think it's badass.

• 1:21:32Speaker 00

  I'd choose a different job.

• 1:21:35Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, let's be real. You don't really like working anyway.

• 1:21:37Speaker 00

  That is true. That's true. They said that like they were found like, like he, like this skeleton, he was like sitting though. Like it was, it's-

• 1:21:44Andy Frisella?

  On one of them pots?

• 1:21:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, probably. He was probably take, bro, that'd be a-

• 1:21:47Andy Frisella?

  He's probably taking a shit and he blew a fucking gasket.

• 1:21:51Speaker 00

  He shit his brains out.

• 1:21:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. And they buried him. You know what I'm saying? He just blew, he blew a fucking, he blew one of those, uh, support vessels up there in his brain.

• 1:22:00Speaker 00

  Man.

• 1:22:01Speaker 02

  What's around his right shoulder?

• 1:22:03Speaker 00

  It looks like armor, yeah.

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  No, I mean, the long pipe sort of thing. Is there spikes?

• 1:22:07Andy Frisella?

  That's his fucking weapon.

• 1:22:08Speaker 02

  Weapon? Looks like a weapon.

• 1:22:10Andy Frisella?

  That's his weapons on his back. It's like in a, it's, it's, what do they call that? A quiver? What do they call the arrow holder?

• 1:22:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, a quiver.

• 1:22:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:17Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. How did I know that? Yeah.

• 1:22:21Andy Frisella?

  I mean, we know you don't know what quiver means.

• 1:22:25Speaker 00

  I don't get it.

• 1:22:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:28Andy Frisella?

  You wouldn't.

• 1:22:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, man. I don't know. I, yeah, I, I think I'd be choosing a different job, to be real, if I-

• 1:22:37Andy Frisella?

  Alright, I say thumbs up.

• 1:22:38Speaker 00

  Thumbs up today?

• 1:22:39Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's cool. I want to know where the rest of the bodies are though. Like, are they eating them?

• 1:22:44Speaker 02

  Hundred percent of the chat is saying, leave it alone and go around your life. Don't touch it. Don't, don't do anything. That's hundred percent of the chat right now.

• 1:22:54Andy Frisella?

  Probably died waiting for his old lady to get ready.

• 1:23:01Speaker 02

  So that problem is prehistoric.

• 1:23:02Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man. Shit, dude.

• 1:23:08Andy Frisella?

  That's fucking joke of the day right there, man.

• 1:23:11Speaker 02

  Frank?

• 1:23:11Andy Frisella?

  Send that motherfucker a trophy, whoever that fuck it is. That's a good one.

• 1:23:15Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 1:23:16Andy Frisella?

  Oh.

• 1:23:18Speaker 00

  Starts an uncircumcised.

• 1:23:19Andy Frisella?

  The guy glad it just isn't me. No, dude, it's not.

• 1:23:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, man. All right. Well, thumbs up to this. Uh.

• 1:23:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I died waiting for his old lady.

• 1:23:34Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man, that's so good.

• 1:23:35Speaker 02

  Problem before time.

• 1:23:36Andy Frisella?

  Fuck, yeah, that's good.

• 1:23:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's pretty good.

• 1:23:38Andy Frisella?

  Is that a problem in India?

• 1:23:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

• 1:23:42Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:42Speaker 02

  Probably double, double the time.

• 1:23:44Andy Frisella?

  Double.

• 1:23:44Speaker 00

  Guys gotta wait like for like three of them to get ready, right?

• 1:23:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right.

• 1:23:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:48Speaker 02

  Go around the house.

• 1:23:50Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man, that one, yeah. No. I got jokes I can make, but I'm just gonna be nice today.

• 1:23:58Speaker 00

  Yo, man. All right. Well, thumbs up to that, man. Guys, Andy, chat. That's all I have.

• 1:24:04Andy Frisella?

  Yep. All right, guys. Uh, we'll see you later this week. Don't forget to pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.