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• 0:58Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 227.

• 1:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, your mouth disgusts me after you drink espresso. Your tongue is orange. Show them your tongue.

• 1:14Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-hosts. Get back in the building, crowd of a what?

• 1:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Woo!

• 1:22Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, my tongue is bad. Yeah, ooh, come on now, come on dude.

• 1:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, this short and underwear combination is very, very scary for a testicular slippage.

• 1:33Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, can I, why, why are you so bruised?

• 1:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I mean, they're everywhere. I guess when I compete in basketball, it's get demolished. You can't talk about bruises.

• 1:42Peyton Hardin?

  That was almost a month ago.

• 1:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, your leg is yellow. You're a black man, your leg is yellow.

• 1:46Peyton Hardin?

  That is a seven-inch strip of blue and yellow.

• 1:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are huge!

• 1:51Peyton Hardin?

  I have huge bruises on my legs? I have huge bruises on my legs, all up and down. It's because of Columbus, Ohio. Can I say that?

• 1:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That's swollen.

• 1:59Peyton Hardin?

  Don't, I didn't know it was that much. First of all, don't touch my socks. Second of all, don't laugh at me for my pain.

• 2:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That, Peyton, those are huge.

• 2:07Peyton Hardin?

  I almost broke my leg during a live show.

• 2:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, dude, you literally said, you said, "Columbus, let's go." He looks like he just got out of prison.

• 2:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You hit pure theater seat.

• 2:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 2:25Cameron Kennedy?

  So to explain this, this comes up- Listener, I'm sorry, man. It overwhelms the room. That espresso, dude, it's like that and you're a little bit of tartar and it just, a little plaque and just makes this big concoction of-

• 2:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I have dirty brown mouth right now. I got a bad brown mouth.

• 2:40Cameron Kennedy?

  What's a horn's?

• 2:41Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 2:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Stick your tongue out and show them.

• 2:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you want to see what your tongue looks like, genuinely?

• 2:48Peyton Hardin?

  I can see it. There's a viewfinder right there.

• 2:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you see how orange that is?

• 2:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's nasty. It looks like I just ate the butt of Bevo.

• 2:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, "Good morning, Hookum."

• 2:59Peyton Hardin?

  I went like this, I said-

• 3:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he said, "Go horns!"

• 3:06Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Hey, Bevo!"

• 3:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, that's, I mean, we need to pray after that one.

• 3:13Peyton Hardin?

  So, this comes out after the Dallas show, correct?

• 3:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir. Two days after.

• 3:17Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, great show.

• 3:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Dallas, Texas, you showed up and showed out, hopefully.

• 3:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we don't know yet. But there's a part of the show, at the end of every show we had on tour, where I would go out into the crowd and I would party in the USA.

• 3:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You would, with Miley.

• 3:32Peyton Hardin?

  And so I almost broke my leg during a live show. So this happened in Columbus, Ohio. It was, it was the end of the show, I went out in the crowd and I liked to party and I'm rock star and I'm a drunk.

• 3:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You're just a big old degenerate kid.

• 3:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I love it.

• 3:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Oh dude, I love the buildup. Every, every show I love." He said, "No, no, no, you know what? I'm gonna come out there and party with you. Y'all ready to party?" Hey, Dario. You go, "Oh, you don't believe me? Watch this." You go out there with them and do, okay, okay, continue and I'm gonna say something.

• 4:08Peyton Hardin?

  So I go out into the crowd, right, and the Columbus show was a rough one. We're gonna get into, it was a rough one.

• 4:16Peyton Hardin?

  On the Patreon exclusive that's coming out-

• 4:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Woo, you're getting the tea.

• 4:19Peyton Hardin?

  This Wednesday, it's another review of the live shows, except for Dallas. And this is whole second leg of the tour reviews. You'll get that on the Patreon, patreon.com/youshouldknowpodcast, or the link in the description, but-

• 4:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Good, it was really good. I could never do that.

• 4:34Peyton Hardin?

  But, so it was the show, right, I was, I couldn't tell if the crowd liked us.

• 4:41Peyton Hardin?

  And that was internal, because they were great. They were a fine crowd. It was all internal.

• 4:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I was gonna say.

• 4:46Peyton Hardin?

  It was a fine crowd. So I go out into the crowd, I'm partying in the USA. Now, there's a certain level of excitement I expect when I get out there and like turned up, and I wasn't receiving it.

• 4:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And there's also a certain level that you give, so when you're giving 10 out of 10, you're getting 4 out of 10, it's a weird visual.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah.

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a weird visual.

• 5:02Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, you know, like, I could stop, I could go back, I could leave right now. I could walk to the green room. You literally like, "Come on, let's go!" You're like this.

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I'm like, I'm like, alright, I gotta turn this place up. The song ends, right, and I go, "That wasn't good enough."

• 5:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude.

• 5:21Peyton Hardin?

  So I go, "Dario, run that song back again."

• 5:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Arguably worst decision, arguably worst decision of the leg of the tour. He said, "You know what? You know what, Columbus, y'all were so good and that was so much fun. Dario, run it again." I literally heard someone, "Oh, man."

• 5:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And you can't see it. So the whole time he's out there, first off, love that for you, love that for you.

• 5:47Peyton Hardin?

  By the way, you can, this whole thing is on 800 different angles on TikTok. You can see this exact thing we're talking about on TikTok, just look it up.

• 5:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, internet, internet, Peyton falling in show or something, he'll be there. So, now I stay on the stage when he leaves. He's doing his rock star lifestyle, love that for you.

• 6:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:06Cameron Kennedy?

  But it is, it is an incredible visual that I have, because a lot of the shows, genuinely, it was a full-blown party. Like, it was sick.

• 6:12Peyton Hardin?

  It's so fun.

• 6:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It was dope.

• 6:13Peyton Hardin?

  Columbus was too.

• 6:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, people are like jumping up and down with P and like going cra- like, it's like a, it's like a mosh pit to Miley Cyrus, as weird as that sounds. It's a sick moment. Now, Columbus was very, very church house.

• 6:25Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of white people in there.

• 6:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they said-

• 6:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And Peyton is trying his hardest to like summon the spirits out of these people. That sounded weird. The like spirit of vibing. He's like, "Come on, come on, let's go."

• 6:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm in rock star mode.

• 6:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, they're just sitting there. So he goes, "You know what? Run it back." And literally, probably 20 people were like, "Ah, man."

• 6:52Cameron Kennedy?

  They were just like, ah.

• 6:53Peyton Hardin?

  And the funny part is, I look over, why didn't I say, "Run it back," and the song starts, there's this tatted up dude, bald, definitely not our demographic.

• 7:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no.

• 7:02Peyton Hardin?

  He was looking at me like this. And I was like, "Holy, looks like he just got out of prison."

• 7:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I mean, we resorted to prisoner jokes in the middle of a rock concert.

• 7:10Peyton Hardin?

  And I turned my, and I get away from him. This is all on video.

• 7:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He looks like he just got out of prison. Took off. There was like a decent pop of laugh after that. And he goes, "You know what? I gotta take it to the next notch. I gotta scale this seat. I need to climb. They're not giving it to me." So he literally, again, this is all on video. He goes, "Man, you mind if I?"

• 7:30Peyton Hardin?

  I had to say, "You gotta move out of the way. I gotta get up here."

• 7:33Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally goes like this. He goes, "Party in the U-"

• 7:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's his leg. There's like seven people. Then they go, "Oh, oh, oh, God."

• 7:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can hear, all these videos, you can hear the whole crowd going, "Yeah, oh!"

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, it is the greatest. And then, now, there is also some- That is an insane bruise. It's swollen. It is like above the surface.

• 7:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's, I've almost broke my leg.

• 7:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, and there's Pete, there's several, I've seen several angles that are like, like this to the stage in the background. I literally, when you fall, I went like this. I went-

• 8:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I was laughing so, so hard.

• 8:10Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it was so funny. And then like, all these, these poor girls were trying to help me up and I'm so big, you can't help me. And I couldn't find my footing, so it took me longer than usual to get up there. So I get back up there, I'm embarrassed as fuck. This, I am so hot inside. And I'm like, "Just please, Dario, put this song on two times or something, like 2X the speed." So I get back up, they help me up, and I'm laughing, and now the crowd's back into it.

• 8:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 8:34Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm like, "Okay, what do I do? I dance. I'm dancing." And then I saw a different angle on TikTok yesterday of the girl that was right under me. As soon as they helped me up, I stand up and I'm right in the camera, like this.

• 8:52Peyton Hardin?

  Like her whole bone is just my crotch moving. You might have to center that. I had a lot of movement.

• 8:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you always had a lot of movement. Anyway.

• 9:00Peyton Hardin?

  So there's an angle and it's like, like the whole cage is my pelvis in that camera. And I didn't realize I was doing that.

• 9:06Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way.

• 9:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's so bad. It's so bad.

• 9:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That is so, I can 100% see that. Just you're just like, because you're not looking down at them. And she's just recording. It's just hitting her phone.

• 9:19Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you, you can't make fun of me. Your knee buckled. It's going pretty viral on TikTok right now.

• 9:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That was bad. That was full blown. That was father too. I wasn't rock star in Miley. I wasn't doing none of that.

• 9:28Peyton Hardin?

  You've been a lot more calm since the last tour. And like, last year you were dancing, breaking down, and they did a go cam. And this one, you're very much like, I can't move like I used to.

• 9:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kind of like pushing the narrative. Like, hey, I love that. I love the chance. I might give you a little, I might give you right here. I can't do this whole anymore. I can't do that. I don't possess none of that.

• 9:49Peyton Hardin?

  And so you tried to in that one show.

• 9:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally about fell on, like I about fell out. That's what I'm saying. I can't do that anymore.

• 9:56Peyton Hardin?

  Half a million likes.

• 9:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't, and it was a simple move. I'm literally going.

• 10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And I went too low and my knee, my left knee just, it turned off. It literally was like, turned off and it went, and I fell.

• 10:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God. So it's, there's a lot of stories that come out of this second leg of tour and you can get those all with this Wednesday on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash Usual Podcast. Any tier gets the Patreon exclusives. Dude, it was so fun. Thank you. I'm really good at my job. It, it's so, it's so funny, bro. All this stuff that happens. I kind of want to get into some of it. Maybe I'll get into it later, but I have something that happened. Uh, we just got home a couple of days ago.

• 10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, we did.

• 10:32Peyton Hardin?

  And I've been telling you, I want to go see The Odyssey.

• 10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You went?

• 10:36Peyton Hardin?

  I went to see The Odyssey, but only some of it.

• 10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay.

• 10:44Cameron Kennedy?

  There's so much wrong with that one sentence. One, you went without me.

• 10:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah. I, I don't plan on doing things with you anymore. It takes too much. It's too much work to go do something.

• 10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  It takes a text.

• 10:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's scheduling.

• 10:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, but a text, an initial text. Hey, you don't have to change anything for me. You say, hey, I'm going at eight tomorrow. If you want to come, you can. And then that's up to me to schedule my own life.

• 11:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's true. Sorry, but I, I went.

• 11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You're so, I just don't give a.

• 11:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, I went like, as soon as we went, I got home, I knew there's no chance of you going.

• 11:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I was in Oklahoma.

• 11:15Peyton Hardin?

  You were in Oklahoma. Yeah. Yeah. The funeral. R I P. And so I was like, I'm just going. I need to go see this movie.

• 11:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fair. Okay, that's fair. Now to the biggest disappointment of that statement, you saw some of it? Question mark, question mark, question mark?

• 11:29Peyton Hardin?

  About 35 minutes of a three hour movie. Yeah. And I left. I left The Odyssey within 35 minutes of seeing it.

• 11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to defend yourself right now.

• 11:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's not my fault. It's not my fault. No, it's not. Don't do that. Take a shot.

• 11:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Take a shot.

• 11:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's not, it's, it's not my fault really. It's the movie theater's fault. So if you don't know, The Odyssey was filmed on IMAX and it's like very rare that movies get filmed.

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  70 millimeter film.

• 11:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. And so everybody's saying, you gotta go see it in 70 millimeter IMAX, 70 millimeter IMAX, 70 millimeter IMAX. So I said, God, okay. And so you know, I've been, I've been cursed with movie theaters recently. People taking pictures with me, people talking, I ask them, hey man, could you mind if we get this flash on in the middle of a film?

• 12:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy.

• 12:12Peyton Hardin?

  So I go see Odyssey and I'm like, okay, I gotta find a 70 millimeter in Dallas. So I'm like, okay, let me look. Well, I'm also not good at scheduling stuff and like booking stuff for myself. I've built a team to do that for me. Right? Cause I know I'm not good at this. But I was like, you know what? This is a personal matter. I can't get the team on it. So let me do this myself. I go.

• 12:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, you go, so it's weird. I showed up, we're watching Freaky Friday. I'm like, you're doing a complete wrong move.

• 12:37Peyton Hardin?

  And no, so I go book this movie and it was, it was way more expensive than a normal movie ticket. So I was like, this has to be 70 millimeter IMAX. And I looked up 70 millimeter IMAX when I, whenever I booked this. So it has to be 70 millimeter.

• 12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It should be.

• 12:49Peyton Hardin?

  And it was a theater I've never been to. I go into the theater, right? And I look up at the screen and I'm like, this screen looks pretty normal. Like this looks like a normal theater. Maybe it expands when the show starts. I don't know.

• 13:03Cameron Kennedy?

  The walls pop out and just goes.

• 13:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, maybe something like that. I've never been. I sit in my theater and it's like big seats. I was like, this is weird. Like elevated and like, I, I don't know. And there's buttons on the seat. Why are there buttons on the seat?

• 13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You went to another diamond accidentally?

• 13:18Peyton Hardin?

  No. I'm there, right? And the movie starts, right? I'm like, okay, the screen's the same size.

• 13:30Peyton Hardin?

  What the, why am I moving?

• 13:34Peyton Hardin?

  Why the fuck am I moving? Dog, these mother get on a boat and I get squirted.

• 13:45Peyton Hardin?

  Out of nowhere.

• 13:48Peyton Hardin?

  With water. And I'm shaking. I'm like this with a popcorn. Like what the?

• 13:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like.

• 14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, what the?

• 14:07Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, I'm getting dizzy. My popcorn's all over me and. Dude, you know the panic in my eyes whenever I'm, I'm shaking and shirt. Yeah. And dude, and it, and it, and in the movie theater starts getting cold. I'm like, dog, what the? I'm like, what's going on? Now, I, I don't know if everybody else was signed up for the guide roller coaster movie experience. I look over to my right, there's this woman and she's pregnant. And I'm like, this can't be good. This can't be good.

• 14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot of movement, man.

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  She's literally like starting to like deteriorate on the spot. And now I'm not worried about Tom Holland. I'm looking at her like, well, is she okay? Do we need a call for a medical emergency on her?

• 14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Medical emergency?

• 14:52Peyton Hardin?

  All of a sudden she goes.

• 14:58Peyton Hardin?

  Like the, like the most, like throw up quietly. The most, she wanted.

• 15:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, right.

• 15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, oh, bull.

• 15:14Peyton Hardin?

  She wanted everybody to know I'm throwing up.

• 15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're pregnant. Cool.

• 15:21Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm, I see the, I'm, I'm immediately, I'm, I'm, I can't do this anymore. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's throw up next to me. And, and then this, she was an attentional, because she goes, sorry, I'm seasick.

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  All my cheeks were.

• 15:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I got up and I left, bro. I haven't seen, I've seen the first 35. I can tell y'all, it looks great so far for the part that I was not dizzy for.

• 15:57Peyton Hardin?

  That's unbelievable. And that's the worst movie theater ever.

• 16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, it's like, it starts the opening credits, you just go.

• 16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  He just squirted on my Odysseus.

• 16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Peyton, I need a second. I need a second.

• 16:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's real life.

• 16:14Cameron Kennedy?

  The fact she said, sorry, I'm seasick.

• 16:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I hate it.

• 16:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I would have hit my button and been like, as soon as the person came, be like, she needs to leave. I'm like, I'm completely fine. That woman needs to get out of here. She threw up and she's just being an idiot.

• 16:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's so bad, bro.

• 16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy, okay, dude.

• 16:27Peyton Hardin?

  Apparently someone threw up during our live show too.

• 16:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 16:30Peyton Hardin?

  I heard. I think it was those two drunk in Orlando.

• 16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably. Oh, they suck. Anyway, y'all suck. You know who you are and you suck. Oh, I want to say a lot more.

• 16:38Peyton Hardin?

  Well, we'll talk about it on Patreon.

• 16:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That'll be on Wednesday, Patreon.com slash Usual.

• 16:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway, okay.

• 16:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what happened to you. What happened to me. So a quick backstory. We, uh, our, our Chicago show was Saturday. We all left Sunday morning. I had to get on a separate flight to go to Oklahoma City. So I left without y'all, right? Early.

• 16:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, really early.

• 16:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I wanted to wake you up to kind of piss you off. I said, man, let me not.

• 17:01Peyton Hardin?

  I was expecting a kiss on the forehead or something.

• 17:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna go for like a hug on the, but it was sleeping. Out, by the way.

• 17:07Peyton Hardin?

  Was it?

• 17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I woke up and I saw, I like, I'm talking a full plumber crack. Like you were sleeping, your shorts were on, but they were about yay low. So it's like, I don't know what that was all about. And then it was just a little bit of tiger stripes.

• 17:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like sleeping with my butt closed.

• 17:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a closet of fishes gills. I gotta get some.

• 17:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Restrained.

• 17:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I gotta get some airflow in there. I'm like a tunnel.

• 17:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so I leave.

• 17:31Peyton Hardin?

  Wide open tunnel.

• 17:32Cameron Kennedy?

  God, I go to the airport early. When I tell you, I, I, I don't know what we did. Like, I don't know what we did for these airport curses planes.

• 17:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:42Cameron Kennedy?

  A trifecta. All happened in five minutes.

• 17:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh God.

• 17:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So I go to the airport, I go to the bathroom. Now I get in there and it's one of those like, one of those bathrooms is just a quick one in between the big main.

• 17:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 17:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like two stalls.

• 17:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 17:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm waiting on a stall because I gotta poop, right? I'm waiting on a stall and I'm sitting there up against the wall and an old man walks in.

• 18:02Peyton Hardin?

  How old are we talking?

• 18:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm talking like 80, 85. Pretty old.

• 18:05Peyton Hardin?

  Back end, back into the year.

• 18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, back it, back, back last day, a couple, like, I mean, it's, it's real close.

• 18:10Peyton Hardin?

  He's almost in puppet territory.

• 18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent, hundred percent. And he's walking, he goes, oh, excuse me, sonny, excuse me. And I was like, okay, yeah, no problem, sir. No problem. So I turn. I'm standing, looking at the stalls, right? Just waiting to see someone walk out. The urinals are right across from the stalls as they normally are.

• 18:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes.

• 18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  This old man literally goes like this.

• 18:32Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, okay, excuse me. He's going to the urinal. He goes, okay, excuse me, sonny. He gets in, he goes.

• 18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  His pants, his belt, his underwear, all the way down to his ankles.

• 18:48Peyton Hardin?

  For the urinal?

• 18:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a four-year-old, all the way down to his ankles. I mean, life is beautiful, man. It really is one big cycle, all the way down. And now, now this, you can take this with a grain of salt, right? I have good peripheral vision.

• 19:00Peyton Hardin?

  How is he looking?

• 19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  At this point, I'm not attempting to look. I'm looking at the stalls. I'm like, please. Oh, it's, it's not, oh, no, it's not about, it's not about what he's working with. It's about what he did. This man dropped his all the way to the ground.

• 19:14Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 19:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear on everything. He just got a massive, massive handful of his own nuts. And just started chugging. He literally goes, he went.

• 19:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And just started fondling himself. And I went, I was like, man, I said, man, pinch it off, man. I said, come on, bro, come on. Hey, you good? You good? So that's the first thing. So then the guy leaves the stall.

• 19:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sitting there just like, what the hell just happened?

• 19:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:42Cameron Kennedy?

  He's watching an eighty-year-old drop his drawers, start [__] himself.

• 19:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, God bless him.

• 19:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So now I go in there, I take a hellacious poop. I mean, it's a tremendous poop.

• 19:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Pooped every bit of that [__] out.

• 19:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, okay, come on.

• 19:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Poop it out.

• 19:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Toilet won't flush.

• 19:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And I just took a.

• 20:00Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, come on, come on.

• 20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Come on, bro. It doesn't flush. And I'm like, man, I gotta get on this plane.

• 20:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So I leave. So again, there's only two stalls. When I leave, another guy was waiting on mine.

• 20:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Cam.

• 20:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He walks right into it. And I literally hear the guy go, man, what the [__]? And I went, yeah, I gotta get out of here. And I just left the bathroom, went to another bathroom to wash my hands. I, I couldn't take the, like, I don't get, like, embarrassed too often.

• 20:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:26Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, man, what the [__], man? I went, yep, I'm out. I said, headphones on. Legendary love. I just walked straight to the next bathroom, washed my hands. Final part.

• 20:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I get out of this bathroom, it literally just washed my hands.

• 20:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I walk out, there's a seven-year-old threw up right in front of the bathroom. That all happened in about five minutes.

• 20:43Peyton Hardin?

  No way.

• 20:44Cameron Kennedy?

  All happened in about five minutes. He literally just tummy ache, went right there with his mom, he's clearly trying to make it to the bathroom, threw up right in front of the bathroom. And I'm just like, man, I just gotta get to C-12, excuse me. Like, and I'm just like, what? An airport is like, an airport is like a melting pot of just [__] up.

• 21:00Peyton Hardin?

  Airports are the worst thing.

• 21:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, when you really think about hygiene.

• 21:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's the dirtiest place ever.

• 21:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I walk in, there's a guy taking the craziest, the craziest altitude constipation in his life.

• 21:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And you look at the sink, and there's a guy from another part of the world brushing his teeth, dude, he's on a twelve-hour flight. And it's just like, God.

• 21:18Peyton Hardin?

  A strange woman grabbed my belongings at an airport.

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• 22:48Peyton Hardin?

  So it was, it was that same day, at the same airport, we, me, K-Rob, and Dario were there after you.

• 22:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 22:53Peyton Hardin?

  And so me, K-Rob, and Dario were sitting alone, by the way, like, just on our own section, waiting on our plane to board. And we're talking, right? We're just making jokes, we're having a good time.

• 23:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 23:01Peyton Hardin?

  And, um, we were on Instagram, and this guy we know, he was showing his bag collection. He has a bunch of duffel bags, like designer duffel bags, and we, outside of our, like, like, wealth class. We, I don't know what these are.

• 23:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Gotcha.

• 23:14Peyton Hardin?

  And then so we're talking about it, this lady comes and sits down. And I'm like, okay, with so many other seats, right? She's about forty, something like that, white. And so, we're talking, and then Robbie go, we're talking about this bag, and we're all looking at it, and Robbie goes, is that a, you think that's an Hermes or a Birkin? And I go, ah, [__], I don't know. I mean, Hermes maybe, looks like a Birkin. And then she goes, "Hermes is Birkin. What are you even talking about?"

• 23:42Peyton Hardin?

  "Excuse me?"

• 23:43Cameron Kennedy?

  The random woman said that?

• 23:45Peyton Hardin?

  Random woman said that. And so I'm like, I'm like, holy [__], first of all, why are you listening?

• 23:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 23:50Peyton Hardin?

  Second of all, why are you chiming in?

• 23:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, ear hustling like a son of a [__].

• 23:53Peyton Hardin?

  And then, and then Robbie goes, excuse me?

• 23:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, oh, God. Oh, what did Robbie say?

• 23:59Peyton Hardin?

  And so my duffel bag is sitting on the ground, right? It, it's a Louis Vuitton.

• 24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah, it is. Say it again, say it again, real slow.

• 24:04Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, that's like saying, she grabs my bag and picks it up. She goes, that's like saying, is this Louis or Louis Vuitton? It's the same thing. Drops it on the ground. I almost kicked that [__] right now. Hold on, hold on.

• 24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she did not.

• 24:20Peyton Hardin?

  Picks my.

• 24:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like saying, is this Louis or Louis Vuitton, you dumb [__]?

• 24:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, hold on. And then we go on the plane, this [__] 38F. I know you ain't talking about a [__].

• 24:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you ain't saying nothing about no Louis. 38F.

• 24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd you say? Can't hear you. 38F picking up my Louis Vuitton. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

• 24:44Peyton Hardin?

  You know, it was crazy.

• 24:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank God I wasn't there. Ooh, I would've carried out for you. I would've been like, mm, never mind, never mind, I'm doing good. It's been a good day so far.

• 24:52Peyton Hardin?

  I do, yeah. It's, airports are all, it's a wonder, wonder of people. It's, it's so dirty. I have a plane story too, though. Um, it's hard for us to be so story-heavy right now, but this is, um.

• 25:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, lots happened.

• 25:04Peyton Hardin?

  It's about tour. Whenever we were flying, uh, to Boston, right? We were flying to Boston. Now, I didn't know that Canadia was on fire.

• 25:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That Canadia, yeah, Canada.

• 25:13Peyton Hardin?

  And they're on a crazy amount of fire. And so we land in, in, in Boston, the whole sky is orange.

• 25:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are even landed in like, the, like, the set of like, dune.

• 25:21Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 25:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It was nuts.

• 25:22Peyton Hardin?

  Right? And so, I instantly get, like, while we're over Boston, like, right before we land, I'm getting instant, like, hits of smoke getting into our plane. I'm like, oh, we're going, this plane's going down.

• 25:33Cameron Kennedy?

  So, wow, this is it? I go, really? Boston?

• 25:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Couldn't die somewhere better?

• 25:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I'm, I'm like, oh, coughing, a couple of people are coughing on the plane, and I'm looking, I'm like, why is it so smoky outside? I guess I get allergic to the smoke. It instantly [__] my stomach up.

• 25:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, ooh.

• 25:52Peyton Hardin?

  And so Cam, you're sitting a couple rows behind me. I'm like, one of those pains in your stomach that is like biblical. Like, it is like, I, like, this is the worst stomach ache I've ever had.

• 26:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You were like, you were gripping himself.

• 26:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm grabbing onto the side, and I'm like this, like leaned over, I start to sweat. I begin to perspirate. I don't like perspirating publicly. No public perspiration. I, I have a public perspiration and I have to poop. That's the three Ps. And so I'm like this.

• 26:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the triple P's of sin.

• 26:20Peyton Hardin?

  And now, I have to, I have to, like, violently diarrhea. But I, like, we're on the descent, right? And so the seatbelt sign is on, you may not go to that bathroom. And even if I go to that bathroom, I can't poop on a plane. You cannot do that.

• 26:35Cameron Kennedy?

  The four P's of sin, public perspiration, poop your own plane.

• 26:38Peyton Hardin?

  I can't do it. It's a four P's. It's a, it's quadruple P's. And so I'm like this, I'm sweating, I, I'm like this, I look back at Cam, because he's not in first class. I look. I.

• 26:53Peyton Hardin?

  I look back at Cam, and I, like, I have this.

• 26:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Craziest face ever.

• 26:57Peyton Hardin?

  Dude. I explained to him how like.

• 26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  He turned around, because now, I, I might have not been in first, but I was very close to it. I was the first row outside of first, some call that second. Anyway, he looks back, he went. I said, oh.

• 27:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, you okay? He goes, no. And I was like, text me. The literal text he sent me, he said, I have to [__] something crazy. And I went, oh, oh, poor bum.

• 27:20Peyton Hardin?

  And so I get to the point where I, like, I'm looking down at the ground, and y'all know this, if anybody's been like, sick to the point where like, you start to hallucinate, the ground was patterned. And it started moving. It's like I was on an acid trip, and I was like, oh, no. I'm forty thousand feet in the air. I, I have to publicly perspirate and poop on a plane, and I unbuckle my seat. I swear to God, I unbuckle my seat, and I start hitting one of these.

• 27:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Like this?

• 27:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:46Cameron Kennedy?

  The flight attendant comes over, she's like, seatbelt on. I go, [__] off.

• 27:52Cameron Kennedy?

  [__] your mama, Loya.

• 27:56Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I don't know if you know this, so I get off the plane, I poop so much.

• 28:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you left us with tremendous speed.

• 28:04Peyton Hardin?

  I ran off the plane. I pushed over this wheelchair. It was so bad, like move.

• 28:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That was your most white moment ever. The second you heard the ding, you went.

• 28:14Peyton Hardin?

  Ran off the plane. And so, and during the Boston show, there's a part of the show where we have to get offstage. I ran to the back. I didn't even hit the toilet.

• 28:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you didn't.

• 28:22Peyton Hardin?

  I painted that white porcelain. The lid was closed and we were on a time crunch. I got like a minute and a half where we have to get back on stage. I looked all over that toilet.

• 28:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, you are f***ing lying.

• 28:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I'm sure we're gonna get an invoice soon.

• 28:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You told me you went to get a high noon.

• 28:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no. I went, I went on that bathroom. It was real bad.

• 28:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, Steven, Harden, no you did not.

• 28:46Peyton Hardin?

  Boston. What's that theater called?

• 28:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 28:49Peyton Hardin?

  The Wilbur. Hey, I'm all over the Wilbur.

• 28:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It was bad.

• 28:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you.

• 28:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like all over there. I sure was just chopping it up with Robbie.

• 29:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause y'all are always so tweaked on the top. Y'all be like, dude, you were about to go out right now. There's like 50 seconds left. I'm always just like, alright, alright, we're good. We got time. And I was like, man. I said, the green room's like right there. He's still getting a high noon.

• 29:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You did not.

• 29:16Peyton Hardin?

  All over. It's on the handle. It's on everything. It almost hit the sink. It was bad. I'm sorry. It's disgusting. What were you gonna talk about?

• 29:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I have something. I have something for you. It crazy just talked about poop, but.

• 29:29Peyton Hardin?

  I have something for me. There's no one else here.

• 29:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I got something. Alright, I got something for that. What if I said for that guy, there's a man right there?

• 29:35Peyton Hardin?

  Did you see that guy during our tour?

• 29:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 29:38Peyton Hardin?

  He was like in every show of the second leg of the tour. He was like in the back. He kept looking at you.

• 29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like that one, that one video from the club.

• 29:46Peyton Hardin?

  It was just like him. He was like this. He didn't have, he went to five shows, didn't laugh at one. He was like this at the back.

• 29:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to God.

• 29:53Peyton Hardin?

  He bothered me every show. You know when I started recording the crowd at the end? It was for evidence. It wasn't for like to get the crowd. I posted it on TikTok for a reason. He's in the back.

• 30:03Cameron Kennedy?

  What if we looked in the video and you could clearly see he's like this? Every city.

• 30:06Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sure we can find it.

• 30:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we need, oh, there has to be repercussions. If we can find him in video like this, in multiple cities, there's repercussions.

• 30:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 30:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway, I got home finally, late, late Sunday night. And I walk in and the house is crazy because, you know, my wife has been there with the kids and whatnot and everything. And there's a book with all my son's books that I haven't seen this book before. And I go, oh, it's a new book. Let me look at it.

• 30:33Cameron Kennedy?

  This book, Four Malachi.

• 30:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 30:39Peyton Hardin?

  Was that butt or face? Can you tell which end you're looking at?

• 30:47Cameron Kennedy?

  This is a children's book.

• 30:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 30:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That has a collection of.

• 30:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Or faces.

• 30:54Peyton Hardin?

  Carrie Lavelle's going.

• 30:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoever that is, Carrie Lavelle, whoever wrote that's going. And so, I picked it up.

• 31:02Peyton Hardin?

  Who bought that for your kid?

• 31:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That was my exact first. I said, who the f*** purchases this? I said, no, make yourself known right now.

• 31:07Peyton Hardin?

  Kid doesn't even know all his colors.

• 31:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It was Lolly. Yeah, he came saying, yeah, he goes, Rero. Well, you want him to look at. Anyway.

• 31:12Peyton Hardin?

  So does.

• 31:13Cameron Kennedy?

  But so, I look at this and I go, this.

• 31:28Peyton Hardin?

  I really wanna keep it.

• 31:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I'm crying.

• 31:33Peyton Hardin?

  I really do wanna keep it, but I'm not sure we can.

• 31:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I think we can. I think we can.

• 31:37Peyton Hardin?

  We'll figure that one in the post.

• 31:38Cameron Kennedy?

  So, anyway, this is a literal book.

• 31:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Of butts or faces. We're gonna play.

• 31:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God. Okay, butts or faces. Here we go.

• 31:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Butterface.

• 31:47Peyton Hardin?

  Butterface. That's what we used to call, that's bad. In high school, oh, she's a butterface.

• 31:51Cameron Kennedy?

  She's a butterface, yeah. Alright, here we go.

• 31:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's bad. Alright, here we go.

• 31:54Cameron Kennedy?

  First one up. And I'm gonna say, it's gonna be on the screen, so y'all can play along with this. Here we go. That right there. So what you're looking at?

• 32:01Peyton Hardin?

  Do I not get the animal?

• 32:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. You should get a little, a quick little picture.

• 32:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's face.

• 32:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a butt. It's a butt.

• 32:07Peyton Hardin?

  Of what?

• 32:07Cameron Kennedy?

  First one's a butt of a, of a kayuba dwarf frog.

• 32:11Peyton Hardin?

  See, oh, that's, that's so lame. I thought it was like animals we would know. Okay, I know the next one. That's definitely a zebra butt.

• 32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a zebra butt, he says. Okay. That is the butt of a, of a zebra. Yo, you thought it was a zebra. It's an okapaki.

• 32:24Peyton Hardin?

  See, no, it's a zebra.

• 32:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at that next picture.

• 32:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's demonetized. We can't have that. We can't have that. I can't have that.

• 32:37Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna know what that is.

• 32:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at your face.

• 32:40Peyton Hardin?

  I might have to get censored. Depending on what that is, what is that? I pray to God that's a face. I pray to God they wouldn't put that in a kid's book.

• 32:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a face of a star-nosed mole.

• 32:55Peyton Hardin?

  Star-nosed moles need to get extinct. We need to hunt them like wild hogs. I don't know what that is and what the purpose of those to this earth is. A star-nosed.

• 33:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I know some people that would love a star-nosed.

• 33:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, look at that thing. Look at that.

• 33:11Peyton Hardin?

  That looks like a demogorgon.

• 33:14Peyton Hardin?

  I hate that. Okay. Is it a butt or a face? It's like, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is.

• 33:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a butt. Think, think about this. A promethea moth caterpillar's rear end has a smiley face built in.

• 33:29Peyton Hardin?

  Can I see this book?

• 33:30Cameron Kennedy?

  We think we're, we think we're sexual creatures.

• 33:32Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say this? First of all, Lolly needs to stop watching your children. Lolly needs to stop watching your children. Second of all, whoever's buying this for kids.

• 33:43Peyton Hardin?

  You know, you know how they got rid of certain books in schools? They need to get rid of this book for children. Like, I don't ever want, I don't want my nephew reading.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  We need to put out, so we didn't start a GoFundMe to citizens arrest for Carrie Lavelle.

• 33:56Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm not gonna, your kid's like, what, 18 months old, 17 months old? He doesn't even know what butts are. He doesn't know what that, like, this book isn't for his age group. Like, what is this? This is the dumbest book ever. This is so stupid. I'm sorry. I hate, I hate this book.

• 34:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 34:12Peyton Hardin?

  I hate that.

• 34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so glad you had the exact same reaction as me. I literally picked it up and I said, you're out of your mind. Cause I saw that and I said, this can't, I said, this. I was like, this can't.

• 34:22Peyton Hardin?

  That cat's not a good book.

• 34:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That is insanity. Oh, my God. There's a sequel.

• 34:28Peyton Hardin?

  There's, what is it?

• 34:29Cameron Kennedy?

  She made a second one.

• 34:30Peyton Hardin?

  Is it her throat? What is that? What's the sequel to that? What is that? What do you mean there's a sequel? I hate this.

• 34:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Butterface Revenge of the Butts. She, she doubled down on this. Carrie Lavelle's a sick.

• 34:43Peyton Hardin?

  Carrie Lavelle's a freak. I mean, she makes a, is this, is this your cat? What is, like, I don't know.

• 34:51Cameron Kennedy?

  By the way, we have a two for one special if you buy for your three-year-old.

• 35:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now the odds of you not seeing this, pretty low, but have you seen that guy? And I might say his name wrong. It's like H and Blaze, H and Blazy, something like that?

• 35:07Peyton Hardin?

  He's an underground rapper. I don't listen to that.

• 35:09Cameron Kennedy?

  He's not, he's not a, I mean, he might make music. I don't know.

• 35:11Peyton Hardin?

  He sounds like a rapper.

• 35:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He is walking the entirety of our country by foot with a shopping cart and he's streaming the entire progress.

• 35:20Peyton Hardin?

  There's a guy walking our country?

• 35:22Cameron Kennedy?

  The whole country. He's, he's, he's seven days away from finishing his journey.

• 35:26Peyton Hardin?

  See, I hate people like that. I, I, it's so dumb. I, I'm not gonna, shout out to H and Blaze, H and M, whatever. What does that mean? With a shopping cart? What does that mean?

• 35:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, it has his lifeline, like a generator, a tent. So, like, he's literally, he's done 2,600 miles. 2,600 miles on foot, like this. With a cart. He's not just walking freely. He's pushing a.

• 35:51Peyton Hardin?

  Why? Is it for, why?

• 35:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I think he's doing it for charity. I think he's doing it for a charitable cause.

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't understand that either. I don't get that. What about that is charitable?

• 36:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I think people, so the people donate to him and they get, oh, keep it, keep it going, Blazy, Blazé, whatever.

• 36:07Peyton Hardin?

  So, is he famous already?

• 36:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, he's just streaming it. I have, I've never heard about him before. He could be. I don't know.

• 36:12Peyton Hardin?

  Is there, is there any context to this?

• 36:14Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, oh, no, no. I, I wanted to, like, A, that's a remarkable feat. B, I, I.

• 36:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think it's remarkable. I don't respect that. The charity I do. Let me put that, I don't, I don't, I will never.

• 36:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I will never.

• 36:28Peyton Hardin?

  I will never watch somebody walk across the country and be like, wow, you're great. I don't get it.

• 36:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, I would, you're coming from that, guys. I would never tune into that show either. No.

• 36:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not tuning in. I don't think that's cool.

• 36:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. I would never be the guy walking either.

• 36:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not saying that either. I don't think it's cool that he's doing it. I don't think you're.

• 36:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, why?

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 36:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, honestly.

• 36:54Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think it's cool.

• 36:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like.

• 36:55Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I'm sorry. I don't believe you.

• 36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, and let me double down. Let me double down on this. Did you see the girl that was kayaking across the ocean?

• 37:06Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 37:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, there's this girl and she just got home. There's this, there's this woman and she kayaked across the whole ocean. Oh, and she livestreamed the whole thing. Oh.

• 37:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, isn't Starlink a?

• 37:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, and then apparently like she had all of her food in the boat with her and she slept on there. And she, she, she, she lost.

• 37:31Peyton Hardin?

  She used the bathroom on.

• 37:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, and she lost track of time, but she had the track of time through a sundial or something. I'm on butchering how she did this, but then, oh. Okay, let me say this. And she like achieved something. She's like the first woman to do this. I don't wanna take away from her. Congratulations.

• 37:47Peyton Hardin?

  Congrats, yes.

• 37:48Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's real.

• 37:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 37:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I put my conspiracito bag on?

• 37:51Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do it.

• 37:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You're faking it.

• 37:52Peyton Hardin?

  How are they faking?

• 37:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You're faking it. I don't, how does that make sense? Because she, first of all, first of all, if I'm rowing my boat across the ocean for months on end, you're either gonna lose a tremendous amount of weight or you're gonna be so sunburnt and sun deprived that you look like a raisin.

• 38:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:12Cameron Kennedy?

  She got off the boat to a mariachi band in Hawaii. But there's so many people. There's, and then she came off the boat, right? And you would think, like, if I'm been sitting down for six months. Sun for four months.

• 38:26Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, oh. Oh.

• 38:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I get off of a, I get off a four-hour plane and I can't stand up straight. I'm like this.

• 38:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm hunchback of Notre Dame for four-hour plane ride.

• 38:40Peyton Hardin?

  Look off the boat, you're like this.

• 38:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And then she, and then she attended a party that was for her.

• 38:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, no, if you don't get off and immediately, immediately go to the emergency room.

• 38:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 38:53Peyton Hardin?

  I would need.

• 38:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to have doctors on standby.

• 38:55Peyton Hardin?

  I would need a f***ing banana bag the size of a Civic.

• 38:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And she had a, a speech to the people, which is fine. You know, I know it's. She did it standing.

• 39:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you didn't.

• 39:09Peyton Hardin?

  She would have been in that

• 39:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It's been a tremendous

• 39:13Peyton Hardin?

  Like, there's no way. And dude, that, okay, but I, okay.

• 39:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And not one shark, bitcha!

• 39:18Peyton Hardin?

  Not one shark, not one 800 pound male tuna. Are you crazy?

• 39:22Cameron Kennedy?

  The sun didn't scorch it to hell?

• 39:24Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't make sense.

• 39:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I agree. Okay, I'm kinda like, I like to give people their props.

• 39:28Peyton Hardin?

  I know you do. I know you do.

• 39:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And I have a soft heart, but dude, at some point, it's like, what the?

• 39:32Peyton Hardin?

  You're a liar.

• 39:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and?

• 39:34Peyton Hardin?

  You are a liar.

• 39:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, huh?

• 39:37Peyton Hardin?

  You are a liar. And I'm not saying that with certainty. I'm saying it because I know I couldn't even attempt to do that.

• 39:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It might be some jealousy.

• 39:45Peyton Hardin?

  100%.

• 39:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But, okay, in the, in the conspiracidal tinfoil.

• 39:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:50Cameron Kennedy?

  How do they fake it, though? Like, how does one go about faking it?

• 39:53Peyton Hardin?

  Same way we went to the moon, man.

• 39:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, no, that's, that's, that's 100%. But, like, if you're, say, say she was live streaming 24/7.

• 40:01Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if she was, and if she was, I can't name one person that watched that all the way through.

• 40:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So there's always, there's always a crack.

• 40:07Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I know people that go on these marathons, these subathons, oh, and they're not on screen actually that whole time.

• 40:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, yeah. It's been proven. People on like eight hour streams, it's literally pre-recorded.

• 40:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's not true.

• 40:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And they just look at the chat, they're like, oh, hilarious. Anyway, back to.

• 40:22Peyton Hardin?

  You want me to do what?

• 40:23Cameron Kennedy?

  They're sleeping in the bed. Yeah, they're sleeping in the bed.

• 40:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know.

• 40:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's insane!

• 40:27Peyton Hardin?

  I know! Oh, I know!

• 40:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Hear me out, hear me out. If you, if you did streaming and you got picked up, I think you would do that.

• 40:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. You give me enough capital, I am, I am lying to you. I'm sorry. Dude, it's like, it's like a gifted comes in, it's like, it's like, P, you're so funny. And by the way, do you have an all I'm enjoying in your pocket right now? And the pre-recording, you're like, dude, they're all the same. Anyway, man, it's so bad. Yours would be like an under, like an under-budgeted pre-recording.

• 41:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, speaking of live streaming, did you see Streamer University?

• 41:03Peyton Hardin?

  Man, wow. A lot happened there. Sick.

• 41:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you okay?

• 41:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You sound like a robot. Wow.

• 41:11Peyton Hardin?

  Lot happened.

• 41:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Really cool.

• 41:12Peyton Hardin?

  I go.

• 41:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Fun, sick, I'm human.

• 41:14Peyton Hardin?

  Is this Earth?

• 41:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Calm down.

• 41:17Peyton Hardin?

  I think I was in the middle of catching my breath.

• 41:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, dude, Streamer U was, it was insane, though.

• 41:21Peyton Hardin?

  The whole time, maybe it's because I'm like a, a supreme psychopath.

• 41:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 41:27Peyton Hardin?

  And like, what's the word when you love yourself? Conceited?

• 41:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 41:30Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe it's like, I'm so involved in myself. Anytime I was watching anything from Streamer University, I was imagining myself there. Could you imagine me at Streamer University?

• 41:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. Oh, no, I could not. You'd literally be like, yeah, we can do that. We, you go to class? Class? I'm gonna go to my room.

• 41:49Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think I would leave my room. I think I'd be the only person in Streamer University to never leave my dorm room.

• 41:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there was another woman. There was a woman, she actually was, she's like in her 50s.

• 41:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but that's different. Yes, Mrs. Puzzles.

• 41:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I just love puzzles. You're 27, sexy, and a bachelor. You should be outside in the room.

• 42:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, I, I don't think I could do Streamer University.

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think you could either. With, with the most certainty in my, in my entire heart, soul, and life.

• 42:09Peyton Hardin?

  If you don't know what Streamer University is, basically Kai Sanat, one of the biggest streamers in the world, takes like a bunch of these streamers, and he rents out a whole college campus and has them live on there for five days.

• 42:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's insane. Dude, dude, okay, now, okay, you got in that bag that conceded, can I get in the Karen bag?

• 42:22Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 42:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I would be, like, oh, you black people, calm down! Stop throwing things.

• 42:28Peyton Hardin?

  I go, you're out here just fucking hooting all around, man! Put it down! Put it down! It's 11pm!

• 42:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that is not the route.

• 42:36Peyton Hardin?

  You got funny, Mike, it's not so funny!

• 42:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So funny when I hit you with that invoice, huh? No, I am saying, not from that stance at all, the sheer destruction of property, it always, it slightly upsets me.

• 42:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, yeah, it does.

• 42:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it honestly does make me a little heated. I'm like, why can you not? Like, there, to me, there does not have to be a correlation of, let's burn everything down and have fun.

• 43:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 43:03Cameron Kennedy?

  They're setting off fireworks, and like, this, this is a real building. And they're not gonna pay.

• 43:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, well, somebody's paying.

• 43:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Kai!

• 43:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  They're gonna get on a plane and leave, be like, dude, this is lit. There's blood on the wall. There's Nutella smeared smelling words on, on, on real kids' dorm rooms.

• 43:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know, it's crazy.

• 43:20Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a firework set off. It's like they broke desks.

• 43:23Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody came and started smoking weed?

• 43:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they're smoking weed, and it's like, are we gonna riot?

• 43:28Peyton Hardin?

  So our friend, Markell Washington, was there.

• 43:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, he killed. He ate.

• 43:31Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna call him real quick, and I want him to see, I wanna ask him how he thinks I would fare at Streamer University.

• 43:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. He ate too. He got best clubbed.

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying that. I hate that you've been saying that. So, he, that eats. Honestly, that eats. You've been saying that so much.

• 43:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You literally were on stage in front of a thousand people, and you were like this, clock it, yes, because I'm a bad.

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so I can't be a bad?

• 43:52Cameron Kennedy?

  If you.

• 43:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Worst case scenario, worst case scenario. He, he didn't, he did not answer. He said, oh.

• 44:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Do we test it? Do I call him?

• 44:09Peyton Hardin?

  You call him.

• 44:10Cameron Kennedy?

  If he answers, and if he answers your call, if he answers, I'm not talking. I'm not gonna speak. If he answers your call, I'm not gonna speak. If he answers your call, I'm not gonna speak.

• 44:18Peyton Hardin?

  If he answers my call, do you?

• 44:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Just call him. Just call him.

• 44:21Peyton Hardin?

  De-friend him.

• 44:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Just call him.

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go.

• 44:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, like, if he calls, if he answers your call, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, oh, my God.

• 44:32Peyton Hardin?

  Please don't answer. Please don't answer me either.

• 44:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Looking good.

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I think he got, he.

• 44:44Peyton Hardin?

  He, he banged yours quicker.

• 44:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I think he did bang mine quicker!

• 44:48Peyton Hardin?

  What the? No, dude, and they were setting off like fireworks in some of Streamer University. It was crazy.

• 44:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have to destroy things around you. But, oh, oh, and where you would definitely, you would definitely not do good.

• 44:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Is all the, the, the self-pranks on you, like pouring chocolate and hot sauce and water.

• 45:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, don't pour things on me. My skin's bad. I don't like that.

• 45:08Cameron Kennedy?

  So, oh, gosh, bro, you're like, I gotta go clean.

• 45:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't find that fun. I don't find that fun. I'm not having fun.

• 45:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you! Like, that's not fun!

• 45:15Peyton Hardin?

  Stop yelling.

• 45:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, bro, get a little quieter and stop pouring objects on people.

• 45:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah. Dude, we were on that, we were on that bus with the streamers for a little bit. Oh, man, I still have that video. I don't know if I put it out, but it's bad. I, I'm too old for it.

• 45:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I mean, it's, it was like a, like a ninth grade lunchroom.

• 45:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's too, I'm too old for that.

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• 46:07Peyton Hardin?

  And so back to the fireworks, though, whenever I was watching the live stream, they're blowing fireworks, I was so enamored by the art of fireworks.

• 46:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, fire, no, they're, they're, they're an ancient thing.

• 46:18Peyton Hardin?

  I don't understand it.

• 46:19Cameron Kennedy?

  They are ancient. I have no, they're beautiful, though.

• 46:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I get that, but I'm saying like, I don't understand how you put gunpowder. In a tube, you attach a string to it, and you blow it up, and it's a cat. At what, I, I genuinely. I cannot fathom how that works.

• 46:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. No, who's the first guy that did it? That's what I, I always, I always reverse engineer.

• 46:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Who's the first guy that like snuck into the factory thousands of years ago?

• 46:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:49Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, mm, I'm gonna add some of this blue Lapu Lazzuli, drops that in there, and then it's a blue bomb.

• 46:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And he goes, how do I take the bomb out? And it's just pretty.

• 46:57Peyton Hardin?

  The thing is, is I don't understand, okay, so I know fireworks are a tube with powder in it, and a string, and a wick, and you light it on fire and it blows up. That makes sense to me.

• 47:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 47:08Peyton Hardin?

  But how can one of them, it's the same material, and somebody goes, wee, and then it doesn't blow up? And then some of them, you do it, and it goes, and then it's a cat. And then some of them spell out names, and I don't, I don't understand.

• 47:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Sounds like a Revolutionary War tennis. There's nothing to it.

• 47:27Peyton Hardin?

  And then some of them are little bitty, and they just make dynamites out. Like, I don't, I don't understand.

• 47:31Cameron Kennedy?

  God forbid we try to decipher the double bomb, like the double exploding ones.

• 47:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:35Cameron Kennedy?

  They go.

• 47:38Peyton Hardin?

  I, I do, I don't get it.

• 47:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I mean, it's, it has, it can't be insane ingenuity, but it sure, it's, it's, it's way too much in my brain.

• 47:46Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's the most underappreciated technology we have. It's more impressive than AI. It's more, fireworks are more impressive than self-driving cars.

• 47:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally was about to say, we have vehicles that can stop at a curb, open the door, you get in, it says hello, Peyton, on the screen, and then it drives off and takes you to a different location.

• 48:05Peyton Hardin?

  I can understand that more than I can understand gunpowder turning into a American flag.

• 48:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not being.

• 48:11Peyton Hardin?

  A thousand feet in the sky.

• 48:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not being for the first time, they're never a thousand feet in the sky.

• 48:15Peyton Hardin?

  My, I've experienced some good fireworks.

• 48:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Not a thousand.

• 48:17Peyton Hardin?

  And they go off to the beat of some songs.

• 48:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said a firework.

• 48:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Something that is literally ancient.

• 48:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 48:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Is more impressive than a full self-driving car.

• 48:28Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly what I said.

• 48:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That is stupid, and that is so far. Something's picking you up, and that's the closest thing we have to teleportation.

• 48:34Peyton Hardin?

  I can understand, but I can understand that. I can understand there is a man, or a woman, sorry, in a factory that made a computer that's just tracking. I get that. That's all AI and it's tracking.

• 48:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't, you can't just glaze over. They made a computer, an AI technology, and it's tracking metadata, and it give me A to B.

• 48:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but that makes more sense.

• 48:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You have no idea how that works.

• 48:56Peyton Hardin?

  That makes more sense than a bunch of loose powder turning into a god samurai sword in the sky, multicolored.

• 49:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You do not, you're, you're not listening to yourself. You, just, you, you're AI techie whatever.

• 49:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You have no, you have no idea how any of that works.

• 49:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna leave it to you. Make it, I want you to, in your best way, explain a self-driving car, and then explain a firework.

• 49:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 49:21Peyton Hardin?

  Do it. Self-driving car, go.

• 49:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Self-driving car. It is a vehicle that is programmed and very AI-native, that has a ton of metadata that has been collected over tens of years, that is running from a center somewhere else offsite, and it goes, it can pick you up, stop amongst real human drivers that can turn, move, brake any given time, and get you from A to B safely.

• 49:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and now explain how.

• 49:47Peyton Hardin?

  Now, now, explain how fireworks work. And now, explain how fireworks work.

• 49:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You take a tube, you put powder in it, you add some colors, there's probably some lacing, maybe some glue to where things go off at certain times. You close it, you put a wick, and you light it.

• 50:02Peyton Hardin?

  And then what happens?

• 50:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And then it shoots up into the sky to the beat of fireworks by Katy Perry. It blows up into a Ford Fiesta right on beat, and that's incredible. That is incredible. It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I've, I cry every time I see a firework.

• 50:18Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 50:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I cry every time.

• 50:20Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 50:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time.

• 50:21Peyton Hardin?

  A haka gets me, but fireworks never move me.

• 50:23Cameron Kennedy?

  A what?

• 50:24Peyton Hardin?

  A haka.

• 50:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, if you wanna, you wanna see me literally ball crying?

• 50:28Peyton Hardin?

  What's a, what's a haka? I don't know what that is.

• 50:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not being serious. You don't know what a Hakka is?

• 50:35Peyton Hardin?

  Not only do I not know what that is, I've never heard of that, ever, in the history of words.

• 50:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You've nev- now, I don't know if this is insensitive, and if it is, this is genuine ignorance, but the, like, Pacific Islanders and stuff like that, when they come back home from like a mission somewhere.

• 50:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I got that.

• 50:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Ayaka!

• 50:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, I've seen that.

• 50:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I cry at- you cannot show me one that I am not crying at.

• 50:54Peyton Hardin?

  You cry at that? It has nothing to do with you.

• 50:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with me.

• 51:00Peyton Hardin?

  But that, I mean, like, honestly, it means nothing to you.

• 51:02Cameron Kennedy?

  The movie Radio doesn't mean anything to me either.

• 51:05Peyton Hardin?

  You cried at Radio?

• 51:06Cameron Kennedy?

  They put his in the closet, started making fun of him, throwing footballs at him, hell yeah, I cried. The movie Garfield's fake as- he got lost and he was roaming the streets, I cried. Someone's Uncle James coming back from serving a year as a technician in the war, and he comes back, I cry, he's not my uncle, I cry. I'm a soft heart, man.

• 51:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's fair.

• 51:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Hakkas?

• 51:24Peyton Hardin?

  The Hakka, when I-

• 51:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I have never watched one without crying. I swear on-.

• 51:27Peyton Hardin?

  When I watch Hakkas, I get like, oh, this is like so cool, something like, I can't imagine like the how enriched this culture is.

• 51:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. That's what I feel, and then I cry. I get moved to tears, cuz I'm like, god, they love, like, I, like, my mom would never.

• 51:40Peyton Hardin?

  Usually what you get whenever you get home, "Hey, Cam."

• 51:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like, I know, they love me tremendously, like, that's the middle of love, but the culture's what I cry at. It's insane.

• 51:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, see, I don't, our, just different cultures are so weird, like, our American culture, it's like, our, American culture's like koozies.

• 51:59Peyton Hardin?

  And by the way, what the is the point of a koozie?

• 52:03Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's simple, it's keep your hand, and so you don't have to hold the cold can. It's all, it's literally all, it's like, it's like a condom for your beer.

• 52:11Peyton Hardin?

  A koo- you put- A koozie's, the point of a koozie is to keep your hand from being cold?

• 52:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, cuz you drink, you're supposed to drink beer really cold. What did you think it was?

• 52:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 52:21Cameron Kennedy?

  What did you think it was?

• 52:23Peyton Hardin?

  I thought it was supposed to keep the drink cold.

• 52:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, would you like to explain that one? How would that work?

• 52:29Peyton Hardin?

  Like a thermos, like a thermal?

• 52:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a thermos that's stainless steel? The koozie was ten cents, mass-produced, like, warm? It's to keep your hand-

• 52:40Peyton Hardin?

  People that buy koozies are just lame.

• 52:42Cameron Kennedy?

  From freezing.

• 52:43Peyton Hardin?

  If anybody has a koozie, and like, uses a koozie, I automatically think you're a loser. I'm sorry.

• 52:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, my sister has a collection of about two hundred.

• 52:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, loser.

• 52:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, koozies are a lame activity.

• 52:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Koozies are not lame, what are you talking about?

• 52:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, it's like, there's-

• 52:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a Hakka, but it's cool. A koozie's cool, you, dude, bro, people use koozies all the time.

• 53:00Peyton Hardin?

  I, no, I understand that, and it's wrong.

• 53:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not wrong.

• 53:03Peyton Hardin?

  It's a hundred percent wrong.

• 53:04Cameron Kennedy?

  It's lit, that, it's such a, just because something's simple doesn't mean it's wrong.

• 53:07Peyton Hardin?

  Koozies are wrong because, one, there's never been a drink that cold. By the way, there's never been a drink that cold.

• 53:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Bull, I bullshit you not, yes, there has.

• 53:14Peyton Hardin?

  Secondly, you only really need to use a koozie for the first, like, two minutes of a drink. That's it, and then after that, it's cooled down.

• 53:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, thermo hands, I don't know what you got going on in your paws, if I have an ice-cold beer, that beer's cold for a while.

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 53:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 53:28Peyton Hardin?

  And then, second of all, you could never have a koozie that keeps your drink just stationary. I've never been able to sit a drink down with a koozie and it not fall over.

• 53:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, the seating is a little, that, that, that, it needs more development, but you, first off, you don't know my skin, you don't know my skin?

• 53:41Peyton Hardin?

  And-

• 53:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I've held beers that have been freezing cold for thirty minutes.

• 53:44Peyton Hardin?

  And people that use koozies and then put it in a cup holder, like, you're just dumb at this point, like, like, you pick one. I hate that.

• 53:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Koozies are, what, did you ever run in with a koozie?

• 53:53Peyton Hardin?

  I just hate it, I see people wearing, or like, have them at shows, and I'm like, dude, get the outta here.

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, now, wait, wait, at shows?

• 53:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, at our, our live shows, people were using koozies.

• 54:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, we have a problem.

• 54:03Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 54:04Cameron Kennedy?

  They, they, they third-party brought in a koozie to our live show?

• 54:07Peyton Hardin?

  They backpocketed the koozie.

• 54:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's, that's, that's creepy, that's Sons of Anarchy behavior.

• 54:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Very Harley, very Harley group behavior.

• 54:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's bad.

• 54:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, no, oh my, okay, I actually thought of this, cuz in the airport, a gentleman moaned when he sat down next to me, and I just thought about this.

• 54:21Peyton Hardin?

  I hate that.

• 54:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you rather, every time you sat down, anywhere, have to moan? Like, at a decent rate, like, not like, uh, like a,

• 54:33Cameron Kennedy?

  oh, like, every time, no matter where you are?

• 54:36Peyton Hardin?

  I like that one.

• 54:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Or-

• 54:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 54:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time you stand up from those seats, you have to noxiously clap. Every time.

• 54:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 54:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time you sit down, oh, or-

• 54:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Then you take off. Well, I'm not gonna lie, one, one-

• 54:54Peyton Hardin?

  You know my answer.

• 54:54Cameron Kennedy?

  One gives a freak, and one gives attention, and there, there's no other way to look at it.

• 54:58Peyton Hardin?

  And you know I'm completely fine with the first one.

• 55:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you want, you're doing your free time.

• 55:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, dude, and, I'm not gonna lie, I like to get off moans anyway, like, I'm a natural moaner, if you ta- if you hug me too hard, I'll moan. I, I, I've never hidden from a moan.

• 55:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I hugged you, and you made me bleed, eh, from your defense, and you still moan?

• 55:17Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like being hugged.

• 55:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're so strange, that. You're, you're completely wrong, by the way, there's no-

• 55:22Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like attention, you know, anytime, like, one of y'all, like, my friends are too loud in a situation, I'm out of there, I, I cannot be around.

• 55:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you go, you go to Malachi's first recital?

• 55:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You go to his band recital?

• 55:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Sit down, it's a quiet room, you show up late, cuz that's what you do, and you go like this.

• 55:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, it's fine, sorry about it. You gotta hear it, and, you know, maybe one of them teachers might like it.

• 55:44Peyton Hardin?

  Never matter.

• 55:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I would much rather, you're out, you, okay, now, even your attention fear aside, you're out of your mind.

• 55:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Moaning publicly has so much more repercussions with it.

• 55:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, sir, and I don't, I'm not a loud moaner, first of all.

• 55:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, but I said at a decent volume, you, you don't get to pick your mo- you don't get to, uh, no, you don't get, uh, you have to, it's like a five, six out of ten, every time.

• 56:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but my five, six out of ten moan is, it's, I'm grunting.

• 56:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, imagine-

• 56:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm on like a caveman.

• 56:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You get, uh, uh, uh, you get-

• 56:15Peyton Hardin?

  Careful, that's, that's, we're hitting monkey territory, yeah.

• 56:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's supposed to be caveman, very much. You sit down on a bus, you, you get on a subway in New York.

• 56:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:22Cameron Kennedy?

  There's four women around you, you sit down and moan.

• 56:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 56:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Creep, creep, now you're about to have a get-in fight, cuz you're a creep.

• 56:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, I don't think that, I don't think, if I'm like, looking at somebody while doing it, then it becomes a problem. I'll know at this point, if I'm sitting beside somebody, my eyes are closed. You'll just think I'm thinking about something crazy.

• 56:39Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean?

• 56:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That's your line of defense?

• 56:41Peyton Hardin?

  And-

• 56:44Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm not gonna lie, I'm proud of my moan, I'm not mad at it.

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Can we hear your moan?

• 56:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, which one? What, it's, what's a different environment, am I, is something in me, or am I in someone?

• 56:58Cameron Kennedy?

  There's absolutely no way you said that. There's absolutely no way she said that, give me the something's in you.

• 57:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, get the fuck out.

• 57:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you just hiccup?

• 57:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, god, yeah.

• 57:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh?

• 57:18Peyton Hardin?

  There's no way you said that.

• 57:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I've been called worse. I've been called worse.

• 57:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a hundred percent clapping.

• 57:25Peyton Hardin?

  You, really?

• 57:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, you can, at that point, you, people just don't like me, ooh, ooh.

• 57:29Peyton Hardin?

  You're already loud and I'm noxious as it is, so I think that it fits in well, and I'm already, I'm already like, openly like, hey, I'm, I'm fine with you knowing about it.

• 57:36Cameron Kennedy?

  But now, you're, you, you teeter the line of openly being a creep.

• 57:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 57:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, yes, yeah.

• 57:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, cuz moans aren't always, like, could be taken as that.

• 57:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me a monotone moan, give me a, ooh, that's not a moan, that's you go, ooh.

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it is.

• 57:49Cameron Kennedy?

  If you ever did that during fun time, I, I'd hope she got up and left.

• 57:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's what, I mean, most of my moans are, I'm baritone. I'm not.

• 57:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not up there with the tenors?

• 58:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no.

• 58:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm riffing with the tenors.

• 58:02Peyton Hardin?

  Really, you're high.

• 58:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'll be like, Liv!

• 58:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm riffing with the tenors, dog. I'm saying, no, oh!

• 58:25Peyton Hardin?

  You moaning your wife's name that loud, oh, Liv!

• 58:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, Liv!

• 58:35Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you know what I think about? I can't imagine you doing that.

• 58:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Every week when I drive home in that traffic, I, every single week, I go, my kid's gonna see what I just said.

• 58:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's fine. They have a good life.

• 58:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I mean, ah!

• 58:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's fine, you know what I, you know what I mean? You know what I mean, it's not like, what are you gonna do about it?

• 58:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, it's great, and I, I, I'm gonna openly show them, I'm gonna grab popcorn, we're gonna watch together.

• 59:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you spoke, you spoke about school, I wanna read you something, I saw this, I wanna read you something, you talked about school. I wanna read you banned school lunches.

• 59:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Ban, like, no, like, no longer?

• 59:13Peyton Hardin?

  Did you? I saw this list of school lunches that started from the nineteen twenties all the way up to now that are now banned.

• 59:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 59:20Peyton Hardin?

  It is the craziest thing, what people used to eat at school.

• 59:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, nineteen twenties?

• 59:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's just-

• 59:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Buffalo ear and corn husk?

• 59:30Peyton Hardin?

  You're not far.

• 59:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You're really not far.

• 59:32Peyton Hardin?

  You're kidding, you're, let me, let me get it for you, okay. In the nineteen twenties, right? The entree was pickled pig's foot. It was-

• 59:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You!

• 59:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I would have been seventy-five pounds. I would have never eaten this.

• 1:00:00Peyton Hardin?

  It was-

• 1:00:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Pickled pig's foot!

• 1:00:03Peyton Hardin?

  Pickled pig's foot-

• 1:00:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude-

• 1:00:05Peyton Hardin?

  Raw milk, it was unpasteurized. Stewed prunes and tomato stuffed with cottage cheese. That was the, like, the meal of the twenties in school. And it was banned due to ri- due to spreading severe stomach viruses.

• 1:00:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no shit!

• 1:00:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'm getting a little reverb.

• 1:00:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, it's nasty, it's nasty.

• 1:00:25Peyton Hardin?

  In the nineteen thirties, we got a little, because Great Depression now, so we really got budget cuts, hit the schools hard.

• 1:00:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Molded bread crust.

• 1:00:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was horse meat sandwich. It was eaten during the Great Depression because livestock shortages. And they would have raw onion and peanut butter on the side. Uh, salty vegetable broth and lard pie.

• 1:00:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You! Lard pie! Salty broth-

• 1:00:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Onions and peanut butter and horse-

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  And honestly, the only reason it was banned is for massive calorie count. It was over-

• 1:00:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say, these are, I mean, these are healthy portions.

• 1:00:59Peyton Hardin?

  It was over thirty-five hundred calories. For that one meal.

• 1:01:02Cameron Kennedy?

  This is grade school.

• 1:01:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, the kids eating this. Nineteen forties. We get a little better, we had a Spam sandwich, ketchup soup, and glass bottle Coca-Cola.

• 1:01:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What in the actual hell is ketchup soup? What is ketchup soup?

• 1:01:15Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, but it was banned for lacking nutritional value.

• 1:01:19Peyton Hardin?

  And the Spam sandwich was banned following, parent complains about high sodium and kids were getting really sick. Nineteen fifties-

• 1:01:25Cameron Kennedy?

  They were weak back then.

• 1:01:26Peyton Hardin?

  Nineteen fifties, you could tell drugs were starting to hit the streets.

• 1:01:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 1:01:29Peyton Hardin?

  Because the entree was lamb brain. Um, pickled pig salad. Bread with butter, stick, and sugar, and a tart cherry juice.

• 1:01:38Cameron Kennedy?

  If I hear, if I hear another pickled pig, if I hear anything that's pickled or pig, again. La- a lamb-

• 1:01:45Peyton Hardin?

  Brain.

• 1:01:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That sounds like, that, this, like, this was our education, this sounds like Fear Factor. This sounds like an episode of Fear Factor. You, to go to the next level and attempt to win money for a televised show, you have to eat lamb brain and a pickled pig foot.

• 1:01:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And they were just like, here you go, Johnny, here you go, Sue.

• 1:02:01Peyton Hardin?

  Well, the lamb brain was banned due to extreme, uh, brain parasites and diseases that started to form. Uh, we're getting to the sixties now. We got guinea pig testicles, hard-boiled eggs, tomato juice, and candied cigarettes.

• 1:02:16Cameron Kennedy?

  When I tell you I would have been homeschooled this- Yeah, we were eating nuts!

• 1:02:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, and it wasn't for our-

• 1:02:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Guinea pig, no, what is, what is that?

• 1:02:24Peyton Hardin?

  Little bitty.

• 1:02:25Cameron Kennedy?

  What is, is that big?

• 1:02:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, probably, but it wasn't banned because of us, it was banned because the animal welfare community, uh, started to step in here.

• 1:02:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Candied cigarettes. With a side of guinea pig testicle.

• 1:02:38Peyton Hardin?

  And the hard-boiled eggs were banned because students started to hide them in teachers' belongings, causing terrible odors in the school system.

• 1:02:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, life would have been, wow, man.

• 1:02:47Peyton Hardin?

  We're here, you want me to keep going?

• 1:02:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, keep, please, oh, wow.

• 1:02:50Peyton Hardin?

  In the seventies, we had quail nuggets, suspicious chili.

• 1:03:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, can I have some of that suspicious chili? Can I have, can I have your suspicious chili with a side of mystery meat?

• 1:03:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then deep-fried Twinkies on the side and a black coffee.

• 1:03:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Kids were dying at forty years old.

• 1:03:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, we all wonder why our grandparents just a little throwed off.

• 1:03:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 1:03:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, that's-

• 1:03:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Hard R was flying. They were like, quail nuggets!

• 1:03:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.

• 1:03:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoever's behind this wall, sorry.

• 1:03:34Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry. They were letting it fly. Ain't nobody being racist towards me, you hitting quail eggs and deep-fried, suspicious chili.

• 1:03:41Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're having a black coffee, a cup, a bowl of suspicious chili, quail nuggets, and a candied cigarette, you were, you had to be racist.

• 1:03:48Peyton Hardin?

  Well, yeah, the suspicious chili was banned because the cafeterias were secretly mixing in random animal parts, like rat possum and pig nose.

• 1:03:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I'm, I'm genuinely getting a little build up, I'm getting some build up.

• 1:04:00Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, in the nineteen eighties, uh, we're almost there, we got-

• 1:04:02Cameron Kennedy?

  We're almost to crack.

• 1:04:04Peyton Hardin?

  We had a pink slime burger.

• 1:04:06Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:04:07Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. Oversized chicken patties, fudge brownie, and Dutch chocolate whole milk. In the eighty, or the nineties, we had, here we go, we're getting to modern times. So our parents were eating some of this, my parents were in the sixties.

• 1:04:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, I'm literally gonna say, y'all were eating quail nuggets and suspicious chili? Oh dude, guinea pig testicles and horse meat.

• 1:04:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, oh my god.

• 1:04:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I'm thinking about, think about leaving the playground, going into lunch, and you're eating a Clydesdale. You're eating a horse.

• 1:04:39Peyton Hardin?

  You had the horse, so-

• 1:04:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Washing it out of black coffee, little side order of a guinea pig nutsack.

• 1:04:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, some of the horse meat in here, it says it had, uh, hair in it.

• 1:04:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I mean, I'm fighting, bro.

• 1:04:51Peyton Hardin?

  In the nineties, right, this is something, some of y'all were in school back here, um, pizza Lunchables, normal, Dunkaroos, um, and squeezable juice drinks.

• 1:05:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and now we're back to normal life, boy, we're back to normal life.

• 1:05:05Peyton Hardin?

  We, a lot of these were banned because of the high sugar contents and the lack of nutritional standards. Two thousands, uh, we had deep-fried tater tots, this is when we were in school. Mini turkey corn dogs-

• 1:05:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we did!

• 1:05:16Peyton Hardin?

  Fruit rollups-

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we did.

• 1:05:17Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, with tongue skin tattoos, remember those?

• 1:05:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, hey, hey, I would take this sugar and Red Forty over that other bull- any day of my life.

• 1:05:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then in two thousand teens, um, this one, Michelle Obama stepped in.

• 1:05:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, so it got a little better, we had regular food. There we go, there we go, I mean-

• 1:05:38Peyton Hardin?

  Which one is the worst?

• 1:05:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, literally everything nineteen eighty and prior, that is the, that's some of the craziest shit I've ever heard.

• 1:05:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Cameron Kennedy?

  But, like, a sleeper one's black coffee.

• 1:05:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:49Cameron Kennedy?

  We were giving black coffee to children.

• 1:05:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it's crazy.

• 1:05:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You had a guinea pig nutsack.

• 1:05:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You had horse meat sandwiches, lamb brain, two different, two different eras of pickled pig foot.

• 1:06:03Peyton Hardin?

  Well-

• 1:06:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And suspicious shit, literally everything, that all sounds like that one guy on Tik- oh. Uh, I, oh.

• 1:06:11Peyton Hardin?

  Well, the seventies was like a prime time for music and it was also a prime time for food.

• 1:06:15Cameron Kennedy?

  What was the seventies again?

• 1:06:16Peyton Hardin?

  The quail nuggets. And so, I thought it would be a good-

• 1:06:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know if I can take this, bro.

• 1:06:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:06:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I was already getting reverb.

• 1:06:28Peyton Hardin?

  You don't have to do it. Yeah, I'm gonna give you an option. Option one or option two. Option one is you eat the quail nuggets. Option two-

• 1:06:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I get up and drive home.

• 1:06:42Peyton Hardin?

  Option two is a mystery box. Which one would you like to pick?

• 1:06:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I want to hit your Willy Wonka sounding ass so bad. Option one or two?

• 1:06:58Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, Cam, which one?

• 1:06:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It, it's quail nuggets?

• 1:07:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but-

• 1:07:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Now I have, now I have an idea.

• 1:07:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 1:07:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you doing this with me?

• 1:07:07Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:07:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, why?

• 1:07:09Peyton Hardin?

  But you don't know what option two is.

• 1:07:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me the mystery box.

• 1:07:12Peyton Hardin?

  So you're going option two? Well, option two is, you're not eating the quail nuggets. You have to eat whatever the audience puts in the comments right now from that era. From the eras I read, the comment section is going to pick what you do on the next episode.

• 1:07:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I just-

• 1:07:33Peyton Hardin?

  So in the comments right now, put which era of school lunches you want Cam to eat.

• 1:07:42Cameron Kennedy?

  This is torture, this isn't real, this is, this is real, this is not happening, this is not happening. You're like the, you're like the, the head man in, in, in Squid Games. Like, you're a masked man making me do things, what, what is happening?

• 1:07:53Peyton Hardin?

  The crazy part is, I didn't even have the quail eggs here. I just wanted you to fuck yourself.

• 1:08:00Cameron Kennedy?

  There's not even a box, is there?

• 1:08:02Peyton Hardin?

  No. So now you just agreed to something. Welcome to prank horse.

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Mother.

• 1:08:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:08:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, I am evil Mr. Beast.

• 1:08:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You are evil Mr. Beast. Oh my god.

• 1:08:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh man.

• 1:08:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now, give me a moment and don't-

• 1:08:18Peyton Hardin?

  So right now in the comments-

• 1:08:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not too happy with you, here we go, um, hello, dearly beloved viewers, this is Cameron Kennedy, and I do want to remind you of, of all the good laughs that we have curated together, you and me, on this, on this platform, all the amazing memories and the stories that I've shared, and I didn't have to, um, I'm basically telling you this to look in your rearview, just remember all the good things and take it easy on me, I would really like, uh, you know, maybe just a cup of black coffee or a Spam, a Spam sandwich, wouldn't be half bad either, and just don't do anything extreme, please, I love you-

• 1:08:49Peyton Hardin?

  They could give you the nineties, they could give you the nineties.

• 1:08:51Cameron Kennedy?

  If you give me the nineties, I will kiss each and every single one of you. There's your first one.

• 1:08:55Peyton Hardin?

  And Cam doesn't read the comments, so I'll be able to lie.

• 1:08:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh, no, no, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, every single one, every single one.

• 1:09:02Peyton Hardin?

  So make sure to upvote, make sure to upvote right now.

• 1:09:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you want to know the worst part about this entire thing?

• 1:09:07Peyton Hardin?

  Huh.

• 1:09:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Because I actually brought a food for you to try today.

• 1:09:10Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:09:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And for me to try today.

• 1:09:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're eating it with me?

• 1:09:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm eating it with you.

• 1:09:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so it's not bad.

• 1:09:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's, I mean, I love it, I don't think you're gonna be fond of it.

• 1:09:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:09:17Cameron Kennedy?

  But I got back from this lega tour, and my dad was at my house, and he was eating this.

• 1:09:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:09:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And I completely forgot that I killed it in childhood, and I loved it so much.

• 1:09:26Peyton Hardin?

  You killed it?

• 1:09:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I ate this all the time in childhood.

• 1:09:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay. Oh, so it's- It's a big paper plate.

• 1:09:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:09:38Peyton Hardin?

  What's the food?

• 1:09:42Peyton Hardin?

  Saltine crackers? I don't know what's going on.

• 1:09:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So peanut butter crackers, homemade peanut butter crackers, and then the twist.

• 1:09:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Some cheese.

• 1:09:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not doing that.

• 1:09:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you are.

• 1:09:59Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not.

• 1:10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you are. We hate this. No, I don't know. If my father curated it, he was the first. I don't know who in his lineage did, but what I tell you.

• 1:10:13Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know you grew up this bad. I thought you had a little more. I thought you had more options. Show the camera, they can see.

• 1:10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Good old sandwich, like a, like a, like a, like a sandwich cheese. Good old peanut butter.

• 1:10:26Peyton Hardin?

  I don't eat, I don't eat cheese, bro.

• 1:10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to. I might eat a pickled pig foot next week. And you won't eat this for me. I see you swallowing that spit already.

• 1:10:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I have eaten children octopus for you.

• 1:10:42Peyton Hardin?

  I ate it too.

• 1:10:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a good bite. You can't do this? Get your saltines. Get your saltines. Oh yeah, family heirloom, you gotta do at least six.

• 1:10:51Peyton Hardin?

  You and your family.

• 1:10:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I like crackers though. Give me another crack.

• 1:10:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. So yeah, it's pretty much.

• 1:11:03Peyton Hardin?

  I feel bad for the people that watch the podcast and they like do the food challenges we do.

• 1:11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  This one won't, I'm telling you.

• 1:11:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not eating this, bro. I'm done.

• 1:11:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You have.

• 1:11:10Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, cheese is disgusting to me. I'm allergic to cheese.

• 1:11:13Cameron Kennedy?

  If you don't, if you don't eat this, if you don't eat this, then you, I don't know.

• 1:11:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm allergic to cheese. You're gonna kill me.

• 1:11:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not allergic to it. You're intolerant to it.

• 1:11:20Peyton Hardin?

  Very intolerant.

• 1:11:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not allergic to it. If, if, you don't eat this, what do I get? I get a free dub and Prager or something. This isn't even, this is, you, you're just not being who you're supposed to be.

• 1:11:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Not being who I'm supposed to be?

• 1:11:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What am I supposed to be? Supposed to be a ride or die and try something when I bring it.

• 1:11:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've never been a ride or die.

• 1:11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you'd snitch on the gang at Harvey?

• 1:11:41Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  My god, it was him. The gun's in the second drawer.

• 1:11:44Peyton Hardin?

  Been phony.

• 1:11:47Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a crazy, so you literally, just peanut butter or your crackers?

• 1:11:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's on there.

• 1:11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And you just top it with some cheese?

• 1:11:53Peyton Hardin?

  Can you just rip it in half?

• 1:11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, your fingers are dirty.

• 1:11:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. This is disgusting, bro. And you just get, get your little square.

• 1:12:04Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how to open this.

• 1:12:05Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a line on it. You just go right there.

• 1:12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Peanut butter cracker with cheese. And now, nah.

• 1:12:17Peyton Hardin?

  I really don't like cheese, bro.

• 1:12:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you didn't use all of it?

• 1:12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, you just gotta cover the square, bub. Just gotta cover the square. I mean, that cheese is moving crazy.

• 1:12:26Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, this is not healthy.

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's moving crazy.

• 1:12:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's it. And now he said the origin from, for my dad at least, he said, yeah, so doing this so I didn't have to pick the cheesy peanut butter crackers or just the regular peanut butter crackers. He said, this covers them both. Alright, so welcome to Cam's childhood and let's, let's do it. Cheers bub. Cheers bub.

• 1:12:46Peyton Hardin?

  Government sent this to the house?

• 1:12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheers bub!

• 1:12:50Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm. I got this after 11pm?

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's okay. Cheers bub!

• 1:13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, enjoy.

• 1:13:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, give it more than a little durable. Oh my god, dude, when that cheddar hits. Oh, that little American.

• 1:13:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's American.

• 1:13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know, but that cheese, what I meant, that cheese, that American hits?

• 1:13:18Peyton Hardin?

  I need a washer downer of a ch- of a, of a cracker.

• 1:13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, son of a, that's good.

• 1:13:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's on my finger. It's on my finger.

• 1:13:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you gotta get you, you gotta get it more. Get a bigger bite. Why? I did it!

• 1:13:32Peyton Hardin?

  Talk us through it. Talk us through it.

• 1:13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Gross!

• 1:13:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not. I hate peanut butter and I hate cheese.

• 1:13:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a strange guy.

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  I think I'm, I think I'm sweating.

• 1:13:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you are. I don't know if that's cheese or peanut butter. There's something that's staying on your top lip. It's, it's, it's on your top lip. It's on you. It's a big thing of something. Oh my god.

• 1:13:51Peyton Hardin?

  I think I threw up a little bit.

• 1:13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's in your beard a little bit. Oh, a little bit of peanut butter in the beard. Just right here. Just itty bitty amount. Yep. Yeah, you see it. Right here. Yeah, just itty.

• 1:13:59Peyton Hardin?

  I don't see anything at all.

• 1:14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, just itty bitty amount. I was trying to make you freak out.

• 1:14:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm sorry. Oh no.

• 1:14:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, it's working. Oh, it's working!

• 1:14:09Peyton Hardin?

  And it, and it, and it, and it. I'm not having fun.

• 1:14:13Peyton Hardin?

  It's disgusting.

• 1:14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Appreciate you coming back. Episode 227. Grab you some peanut butter, grab you some crackers, grab you some cheese and try it at that, what was that?

• 1:14:21Peyton Hardin?

  It's gross.

• 1:14:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're having to just do dry saltines. It's crazy. We absolutely love y'all. Go to the Koala Club. It's a crazy community. All of our exclusive and extra content lives on the Patreon and anything we say, do, or announce, Koala Club gets it first. That is linked in the bio and the description right under, right there.

• 1:14:40Peyton Hardin?

  What bio?

• 1:14:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know why I said bio, but it's in the description right there. We absolutely love you. Confuse the casuals with this week's secret code.

• 1:14:49Peyton Hardin?

  Hello, you're live on the Used to Know Podcast. How are you doing?

• 1:14:53Speaker 05

  I'm good here still. I thought somebody died.

• 1:15:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, we were calling you because we were watching you be the best cheerleader coach ever.

• 1:15:08Speaker 05

  You know, I had to really set the tone. I had to let them know I needed the baddest on the flow.

• 1:15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, okay. And we had, we were thinking like, okay, Streamer U, it looked like something that I would absolutely hate being at. Um.

• 1:15:23Speaker 05

  One hundred and ten percent.

• 1:15:25Peyton Hardin?

  We were calling you.

• 1:15:27Speaker 05

  Bullying.

• 1:15:28Peyton Hardin?

  You think so? That's what we were wondering. How would I have acted? How bad would Pete have been at Streamer U?

• 1:15:35Speaker 05

  Um, he would have been terrible. Honestly, I think he would have, y'all would have excelled in the basketball league. But in the whole social aspect of it, he, bitch, I got overstimulated day one. And it took Montane and Ryan, uh, Ryan, I was in my room and I was on live. And Ryan was like, stop being a [__] and get up and shake some ass. I said, oh. But that really got me up. But if I was overstimulated, Pete would have been [__] getting stuffed in lockers and trash cans. He would have been starving himself in his [__] room, not coming out. We would have, you would have, we would have had to do a wellness check because

• 1:16:22Speaker 05

  that's how overwhelming he would have been. But it was a lot of pretty [__] on there. Um, oh wait, no, girl, he off the margin. Been looking nowhere. Take that, take that one back. Thank god, he ain't got it. Trying to look for nobody else. But yeah, I, I just don't think that would have been his move whatsoever. Only, only, uh, thing I would have asked him or wanted him to do was damn, be on the basketball team and then go back to the room.

• 1:16:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I, I was watching it. At first, it's just too, if somebody would have poured some buffalo sauce on me, I'd have been like, somebody's gotta clean this up. I'd have been freaking out.

• 1:16:59Speaker 05

  Oh no, and they knew not to damn, child, it was so funny. Everybody didn't address me as Coach Markel because I set the tone. I would have ripped somebody. Tom's was out there doing hot sauce on me. I saw them starting that up. They did a hot sauce flower. They started, put, um, uh, Jason bouncing, you know how they be doing the thank yous, thank yous, thank yous? They started posting his photos everywhere around campus. I was like, they are ruthless. And then they had put lotion on the bed. Suburb baby didn't, he stayed up three days in a row. He didn't go to sleep. Most wanted person. They put, uh, hot sauce all on his bed.

• 1:17:41Speaker 05

  And then they, they said, oh, you're dead or you done or something like that. They wrote it as X C sauce on his wall.

• 1:17:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:17:50Speaker 05

  Take the win, right. And then he had to wear a couple of disguises and [__] and try to, uh, um, go incognito, but they found him.

• 1:18:00Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, what do you think Kai's cleanup bill is after that week?

• 1:18:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:18:05Speaker 05

  Oh my god. The floors alone. I think, and then they broke a couple of chairs and bookshelves and [__] like that.

• 1:18:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It was borderline like apocalyptic.

• 1:18:19Speaker 05

  Yes, yes. It was little, child, listen, um, I would think nothing short of, because I, just speaking from my dorm alone, we had, uh, three floors. And they were paying, they were pouring milk on the floor. So then when that, uh, uh, dried up, you know that sour milk? Rangatang.

• 1:18:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god.

• 1:18:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, so and then it just smelled like bouncing determination. And, um, I think realistically for all three, it might be like, I don't think anything under a hundred grand.

• 1:18:57Peyton Hardin?

  Jesus Christ, man. Poor guy.

• 1:19:02Speaker 05

  Because like that, that's gonna be deep cleaning, cleaning the bathrooms. They started opening the bottles of tone and dumping them in the toilet. And then they would put the whole bottle in there, open some chips, pour the chips in there and then piss on it.

• 1:19:18Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, nah, nah.

• 1:19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That's freaky little white boy behavior.

• 1:19:22Speaker 05

  What are y'all doing? What gets y'all excited?

• 1:19:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's some freaky [__] y'all got going on in Streamer U, man.

• 1:19:28Speaker 05

  Exactly. I'm like, they just was really just taking it from a zero to a 10 every day.

• 1:19:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's foul. Yeah, we were calling because we were having a debate on how, uh, how well or not well I would do. And I think you've solidified that I would have had.

• 1:19:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You hit the nail right on the head.

• 1:19:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, you would have, you would have [__] the bed. You wouldn't have done well at all.

• 1:19:48Cameron Kennedy?

  People would be like, is Peyton at Streamer U?

• 1:19:50Speaker 05

  Right, literally.

• 1:19:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's funny. Well, I'm proud of you. You killed it.

• 1:19:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you did, you did great, friend. You did great.

• 1:19:57Speaker 05

  Thank you so much.

• 1:19:59Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'll, I'll text you.

• 1:20:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we'll talk to you later.

• 1:20:02Speaker 05

  Y'all boys have fun.

• 1:20:03Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, bro.

• 1:20:04Speaker 05

  Bye bye.

• 1:20:06Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that solidifies it.

• 1:20:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep, there you go.

• 1:20:09Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, guys.

• 1:20:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Secret code for this week. Confuse the casuals. Get you good karma. B S L.

• 1:20:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, B S L, bad school lunches.

• 1:20:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Bad school. I mean, uh, it shouldn't be bad. It should be horrific.

• 1:20:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, oh my god. Remember, in the comments, pull, you want Cam to?

• 1:20:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Please don't, don't forget that part. Remember everything else?

• 1:20:25Peyton Hardin?

  Remember when I took Walberries? Don't make home to Christmas and we'll see ya next time. And, and pay here on this Wednesday for the, uh, breakdown of leg two of tour.

• 1:20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, the comment, no, the comment section's broken. Yeah, it is. Said it's not up. Okay.