Pretty Little Episode #101

Fortune and Tig map out a roadtrip and daydream about nostalgic desserts on a delicious Pretty Little Episode! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterSubmit your questions to speakpipe.com/handsomepod http://speakpipe.com/handsomepodFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:16Fortune Feimster?

  Pretty little episode. Welcome to the Handsome Pods Pretty Little Episode. I'm Fortune Feimster.

• 0:23Tig Notaro?

  I'm Tig Notaro.

• 0:25Fortune Feimster?

  And we're together.

• 0:26Tig Notaro?

  We are together. No one can stop us from being together.

• 0:32Fortune Feimster?

  No one can stop us now.

• 0:34Tig Notaro?

  No one's trying to stop us from being together now.

• 0:40Fortune Feimster?

  Together now.

• 0:41Tig Notaro?

  To now.

• 0:42Fortune Feimster?

  Now, now, now, now.

• 0:44Tig Notaro?

  I haven't heard that song in a while.

• 0:46Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 0:47Tig Notaro?

  It's really good to hear it again, I have to say.

• 0:49Fortune Feimster?

  It's a real classic.

• 0:51Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm. People always request it.

• 0:54Fortune Feimster?

  They're like, sing that song you, that you guys always sing.

• 0:58Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm. We're together now. People are surprised when we're not.

• 1:05Fortune Feimster?

  But it's rare.

• 1:08Fortune Feimster?

  Been a while since we sang it.

• 1:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. What do you think May's up to right now?

• 1:12Fortune Feimster?

  I was, that is so funny you said that. I was just thinking about that when we started this episode. I was like, I wonder where May is. Is, is May on a vacation? Cause they posted some kind of pretty picture. Let me look.

• 1:26Speaker 03

  I think May might be in Banff.

• 1:28Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, cause there was a picture that little cowboy posted.

• 1:33Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 1:34Fortune Feimster?

  Gorgeous. Oh, yeah. It looks, that looks like Banff.

• 1:38Tig Notaro?

  Mm.

• 1:39Fortune Feimster?

  Is that how you say it?

• 1:41Tig Notaro?

  Canada. It's in Canada.

• 1:43Fortune Feimster?

  I believe they're in Canada. Do you think May's thinking about us?

• 1:47Tig Notaro?

  Always.

• 1:49Fortune Feimster?

  This is always thinking of us.

• 1:51Tig Notaro?

  Waiting for time to freeze so that we can all hang out.

• 1:54Fortune Feimster?

  That's correct.

• 1:56Tig Notaro?

  That is correct.

• 1:57Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 1:59Tig Notaro?

  Um, will you check my Instagram page? See how that's?

• 2:02Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, let's see what's going on with yours page. I'm sure you're being missed right now.

• 2:08Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 2:09Fortune Feimster?

  Cause you're on your, um, social hiatus.

• 2:14Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 2:14Fortune Feimster?

  So it's fluff. Isn't it fluff something?

• 2:17Tig Notaro?

  The real fluff notaro.

• 2:19Fortune Feimster?

  That's right. Why isn't that coming up?

• 2:22Tig Notaro?

  Cause I canceled it.

• 2:23Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, oh, like it's not even?

• 2:26Tig Notaro?

  It's not even there.

• 2:27Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I thought you just like it was there, but you just weren't posting.

• 2:31Tig Notaro?

  No, no, it went bye bye.

• 2:33Fortune Feimster?

  Oh. Well, how am I supposed to look at?

• 2:38Tig Notaro?

  You're not. You're not.

• 2:40Fortune Feimster?

  So this was a trick. You had me on my phone for a good solid 30 seconds.

• 2:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. And you don't have that kind of time to.

• 2:48Fortune Feimster?

  I don't have that kind of time to?

• 2:50Tig Notaro?

  No, yeah. Had you looking up.

• 2:54Fortune Feimster?

  And I was like, let's see what, where is it? Why isn't it coming up?

• 2:58Tig Notaro?

  It, it went bye bye.

• 2:59Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. All right. Well, I'm sure people are like wondering what you're up to.

• 3:04Tig Notaro?

  Well, then they just have to listen to the handsome pod and then you see my face on handsome YouTube and who blew and, um.

• 3:12Fortune Feimster?

  Who blew?

• 3:12Tig Notaro?

  Who blew? Is that what it's called? Who blew?

• 3:18Fortune Feimster?

  Who blew?

• 3:18Tig Notaro?

  Who blew? Uh, what else am I on? The handsome, uh, social media?

• 3:23Fortune Feimster?

  True, true. I just had six pints of ice cream delivered to my house. Are you jealous?

• 3:30Tig Notaro?

  He is. Um.

• 3:32Fortune Feimster?

  There's some sorbets in there. Those are vegan, right?

• 3:35Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, sorbet is just fine to me. I'm not like, oh my Lord, give me all your sorbet, sorbets.

• 3:44Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 3:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 3:45Fortune Feimster?

  Well, you're welcome to come over for some sorbet anytime you want.

• 3:49Tig Notaro?

  Uh, I'd rather a vegan ice cream.

• 3:52Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, okay. That's fair.

• 3:54Tig Notaro?

  I like coffee, ice cream, mint chocolate chip. I like.

• 3:58Fortune Feimster?

  Me too.

• 4:00Tig Notaro?

  God, we are meant to be. We just, it's bad timing, you know?

• 4:05Fortune Feimster?

  It's the worst time. Good, good timing for me, bad for you.

• 4:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:10Fortune Feimster?

  Just our stars are not aligned and that's okay.

• 4:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 4:14Fortune Feimster?

  Um, yeah, I'm digging into some Jenny's ice cream. This isn't an ad. I just got six pints of it and I'm pretty pumped to put them in my mouth hole.

• 4:23Tig Notaro?

  And so you're going to have all six pints as soon as we finish recording?

• 4:27Fortune Feimster?

  Yes.

• 4:29Fortune Feimster?

  Like, uh, what, what was it? Home Alone Two, where he had the big Sunday?

• 4:34Tig Notaro?

  I love that you think. I love that you think I've seen.

• 4:37Fortune Feimster?

  Who am I talking to?

• 4:40Tig Notaro?

  Oh, man.

• 4:41Fortune Feimster?

  Zero pop culture references over here.

• 4:44Tig Notaro?

  I just saw Home Alone last Christmas.

• 4:48Fortune Feimster?

  That's wild.

• 4:50Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:51Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 4:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 4:52Fortune Feimster?

  Wow. And he, I think Home Alone Two is he gets lost, left in New York or something at the fancy hotel.

• 5:01Tig Notaro?

  Okay. Is it as good as Home Alone One?

• 5:03Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no. Home Alone One is a classic.

• 5:06Tig Notaro?

  I dated a lady that's in one of the Home Alone movies.

• 5:10Fortune Feimster?

  Braggart.

• 5:14Fortune Feimster?

  Who did she play? Do you remember?

• 5:15Tig Notaro?

  I don't know what she played.

• 5:17Fortune Feimster?

  Okay. Most sequels aren't as good, except for Sister Act Two.

• 5:22Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 5:23Fortune Feimster?

  Incredible.

• 5:24Tig Notaro?

  Okay, I, I am reading which one she's in, and I'm reading what she does in it, but I'm not telling you who she is.

• 5:33Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, fine.

• 5:34Tig Notaro?

  Okay, girl.

• 5:35Fortune Feimster?

  She's in the second one. You know people who are in things. Good for you.

• 5:41Tig Notaro?

  No, why are you saying she's in the second one? We're trying to keep it top secret.

• 5:46Fortune Feimster?

  She's in the first one.

• 5:48Tig Notaro?

  Why are you saying she's in the first one? We're trying to keep it top.

• 5:51Fortune Feimster?

  Third one. Is there a third one?

• 5:52Tig Notaro?

  Don't say that she's in the third one. We're trying to keep this top secret.

• 5:58Fortune Feimster?

  Is there a fourth one?

• 5:59Tig Notaro?

  Don't tell people she's in the fourth one. This is top, top secret.

• 6:04Fortune Feimster?

  Then I'll stop talking about it and we'll just get to our questions. We don't love it. Blow up your spot.

• 6:13Tig Notaro?

  Give it to us, Thomas. Give it to us.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  There are six Home Alone movies, by the way.

• 6:18Fortune Feimster?

  For real?

• 6:19Tig Notaro?

  There are six? Don't tell people she's in the sixth one.

• 6:22Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't know there was six. I thought there were two.

• 6:26Speaker 03

  A lot of them are like straight to video.

• 6:28Fortune Feimster?

  And it starred Macaulay Culkin?

• 6:30Speaker 03

  No.

• 6:31Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, that's, I was about to say, like.

• 6:35Fortune Feimster?

  He just did two, right?

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:38Fortune Feimster?

  Okay. I met him because I filmed with his wife and he's lo, they're, they're both lovely, but.

• 6:45Tig Notaro?

  But wasn't he, um, in the movie, um, Zootopia?

• 6:52Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, they both were, uh, he and Brenda were, um. Two of the Lynxes.

• 6:58Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 6:59Fortune Feimster?

  But in the movie, they play brother sister.

• 7:02Tig Notaro?

  Ooh.

• 7:05Tig Notaro?

  All right, give us a question. Yes, yes.

• 7:08Speaker 04

  Hey Tigme and Fortune, my name's Angela. I'm a private chef in Maryland. Lately, I've been experimenting with nostalgic desserts from our childhood and I would love to ask you, what was something you loved to eat for dessert when you were a kid? It could be something someone used to bake for you, or something as simple as what you ate in the lunchroom at school.

• 7:29Tig Notaro?

  Oh, man. We've just opened this episode up with six pints of ice cream.

• 7:35Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't even know this question was coming. Oh, I've got a, I'm gonna look up this one thing I used to love. You, you can go ahead while I'm Googling.

• 7:44Tig Notaro?

  Thank you, thank you.

• 7:45Fortune Feimster?

  I'll be listening and Googling.

• 7:47Tig Notaro?

  Um, you know, the first thing that pops up, which I just had at, um, the delicious vegan restaurant Crossroads here in Los Angeles. But I don't think I was eating the vegan version back in, uh, my Mississippi, Texas days.

• 8:04Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 8:04Tig Notaro?

  I do enjoy, um, banana pudding, or is it like, like with the pudding and banana and then the Nilla wafer kind of thing in there? Yeah.

• 8:16Fortune Feimster?

  I love banana pudding.

• 8:17Tig Notaro?

  I love you too. And so I, just the vegan version is just as delicious.

• 8:23Fortune Feimster?

  Really?

• 8:23Tig Notaro?

  If you head on down to Crossroads.

• 8:25Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm. So good.

• 8:28Fortune Feimster?

  That's a definitely, that's definitely a classic for sure.

• 8:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 8:33Fortune Feimster?

  I lo, I had different, I have always had a sweet tooth, so desserts were my jam growing up. Um, if I was like at school and then on Fridays, they had, um, ice cream day where you could bring money to school and buy ice cream from their ice cream freezer, you know, it was only like a dollar or something.

• 8:56Tig Notaro?

  Sure.

• 8:56Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I lived for that day. Lived for it. And my go-to back then was the push-up. The, do you remember this?

• 9:05Tig Notaro?

  Oh, oh, orange, the orange thing?

• 9:08Fortune Feimster?

  The orange, so that'd have been sherbet, you just take off the top.

• 9:12Tig Notaro?

  Isn't it sherbet?

• 9:13Fortune Feimster?

  The little plastic thing.

• 9:15Tig Notaro?

  Fortune isn't it?

• 9:16Fortune Feimster?

  Is it sherbet? There's no eggshell in it?

• 9:18Tig Notaro?

  No, I think it's sherbet, sherbet.

• 9:21Fortune Feimster?

  I said, I've always said sherbet, my bad.

• 9:24Tig Notaro?

  I used to as well, and then I learned my lesson, and I've never gotten used to it, but I have to correct everyone.

• 9:31Fortune Feimster?

  It doesn't sound as good.

• 9:33Tig Notaro?

  I know, well, especially because we know people named Bert. And it just makes more sense to say sherbert, you don't say sherbet.

• 9:43Fortune Feimster?

  So that was my go-to school, um, dessert. My, when I got into high school, there was, uh, I loved Baskin Robbins mint chocolate chip ice cream. That was the bomb. Uh, because this was, you know, pre, like, artisan ice cream days. There was no fancy

• 10:08Tig Notaro?

  Right.

• 10:09Fortune Feimster?

  I- ice cream situation.

• 10:10Tig Notaro?

  Ben and Jerry's kind of cracked that world open, wouldn't you say?

• 10:14Fortune Feimster?

  First one, yeah, that was considered probably the fancy ice cream back in, back then. And then they had something called, this is what I had to Google. They had something that they sold in the freezer section of the grocery store. Um, and it was super popular. I think it was, this came around in the late eight, or sometime in the eighties. It's called a Vianetta. And it's a little ice, it's like a little ice cream cake. Um, and it got, has like ridges. And there, there's certain listeners I know that are listening right now going, oh my God, I totally forgot about this thing. There was like a chocolate version and a mint version and a vanilla version.

• 10:55Fortune Feimster?

  It was so good and it was, I'm reading on here, it was invented by a, a food scientist. Uh, and it, it said it-

• 11:04Tig Notaro?

  Scientist.

• 11:05Fortune Feimster?

  That's what this says. It says it became a global icon of nostalgic dessert sophistication. So it was like, can, back then considered like this fancy thing.

• 11:18Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 11:18Fortune Feimster?

  Um, now it's not you, a fancy at all, but that thing was so good.

• 11:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 11:25Fortune Feimster?

  It kind of blew minds as like, like early day ice cream cakes.

• 11:31Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 11:32Fortune Feimster?

  Yummy.

• 11:33Tig Notaro?

  Love it.

• 11:34Fortune Feimster?

  Tig. Does Angela have a nostalgic?

• 11:38Tig Notaro?

  I bet she does.

• 11:39Fortune Feimster?

  By the way, anyone that can cook for a living, um, that's an unbelievable skill.

• 11:45Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. Angela, I think Fortune just asked you out.

• 11:50Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 11:51Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 11:53Speaker 04

  My answer is the Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake Ice Cream Bars. I used to dip them in chocolate in between bites. It was

• 12:00Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 12:01Speaker 04

  Always my go to.

• 12:02Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 12:03Speaker 04

  But thank you so much. Thanks for always helping me keep it handsome in the kitchen.

• 12:07Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Thanks, Angela. No, I'll try that sometime.

• 12:12Fortune Feimster?

  Good humor. That was the early days. Oh, my friend was real fancy. They had swan, is it swan? Swanson? I don't know which one it was, delivered them ice cream, like bars and stuff. And I was like, they are fancy.

• 12:29Tig Notaro?

  Fa- he- he- handsome.

• 12:31Fortune Feimster?

  Handsome.

• 12:36Tig Notaro?

  That's like my, my friends, um, Max and Finn's godparents get fresh almond milk delivered by the almond milk, milkman to their door.

• 12:47Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't know there was such a service.

• 12:50Tig Notaro?

  I didn't either, but they're just like that. It's classic them.

• 12:55Fortune Feimster?

  In LA or?

• 12:56Tig Notaro?

  Well, when they, when they were here full time, yeah, which they're not

• 13:00Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 13:00Tig Notaro?

  anymore. But I was like, wow.

• 13:03Fortune Feimster?

  I love that.

• 13:05Tig Notaro?

  Okay, well, I'm sure you can hook it up.

• 13:08Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 13:09Tig Notaro?

  What else we got on the dike?

• 13:13Tig Notaro?

  Can't stop me.

• 13:14Speaker 05

  Hey, handsome. This is Emma. And Kat. And we are submitting our question from Grand Teton National Park, which is perhaps the gayest of the national parks. And we're two friends who like to do road trips together. So we were wondering if the three of you were to plan a road trip together. What types of activities would you do? And what would some of your stops be? And we're not going to ask who's driving because we know it's going to be Fortune.

• 13:40Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 13:41Tig Notaro?

  We know this.

• 13:43Fortune Feimster?

  I think that we have this on the list. And one of our bazillion things on the list for us to do. Was a road trip. And I do believe in that discussion. We already did decide I would be driving.

• 13:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, cuz May probably isn't great at driving.

• 14:01Fortune Feimster?

  I think May's in the backseat, too.

• 14:03Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and I can't see very well.

• 14:07Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, so you're definitely not driving.

• 14:11Fortune Feimster?

  I feel like May is in the backseat and is the, um, one of the group getting us to play car games.

• 14:20Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. Oh, God.

• 14:25Fortune Feimster?

  That was a genuine reaction to the car games.

• 14:28Tig Notaro?

  Well, cuz I immediately pictured myself in the car and then somebody chiming in, "Let's play a game." And then I was like, "Oh, Jesus. Let's just roll on to our destination."

• 14:43Fortune Feimster?

  In silence.

• 14:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. No, chatting. I like talking, listening to music, but I don't want the music too loud.

• 14:53Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 14:54Tig Notaro?

  You know, I'm 55. I'm old enough to be in a retirement community, so let's not forget this. I'm old enough for free sodas.

• 15:03Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm. I think I'm pretty good on a road trip. Because I am pretty easygoing. It doesn't take a lot to ruffle my feathers. I love snacks. Like, stopping for snacks is a huge part of my road tripping.

• 15:23Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 15:23Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I like sort of discovering little local restaurants along the way.

• 15:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 15:29Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I don't mind just like staring out a window or chatting. I can do both.

• 15:35Tig Notaro?

  May and I start fighting in the car, are you gonna turn around and like swat us?

• 15:42Fortune Feimster?

  No, I would just be like, "Guys, let's talk this out. Let's figure this out. What's up?"

• 15:47Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 15:47Fortune Feimster?

  Or I would, or I would team up with one of y'all and tease the other.

• 15:51Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh, okay. I'm into that.

• 15:54Fortune Feimster?

  Um.

• 15:56Tig Notaro?

  I remember when I was moving from Colorado to California, um, my friends and I.

• 16:05Tig Notaro?

  We pulled over to get, you know, snacks before we got out of Denver.

• 16:10Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 16:11Tig Notaro?

  And we finished all our snacks before we got out of Denver.

• 16:18Tig Notaro?

  I mean, truly before we, it's like when you're watching the commercials at a movie theater, when you finish all your snacks before the movie starts. That's what happened. We were laughing so hard that we were already finished. We hadn't even left Denver yet.

• 16:34Fortune Feimster?

  That's hilarious.

• 16:35Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 16:36Fortune Feimster?

  The only thing I am a little particular about. Um, on a road trip.

• 16:44Tig Notaro?

  Coffee. You have to have your coffee.

• 16:47Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you know me so well. So I will, whatever town we're in.

• 16:53Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 16:53Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna be Googling like best coffee near me.

• 16:57Tig Notaro?

  You're gonna Google it up.

• 16:59Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna Google it up and usually they, a couple of coffee shops pop up and I can most of the time tell by the pictures that have been posted of that coffee, whether or not I'm gonna like it. If there's some sort of latte art. That's usually, not that I even order a latte, but that's usually where I'm going.

• 17:21Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 17:22Fortune Feimster?

  Cause if they have the skill to do a latte art, chances are it's pretty decent coffee. But if I see a picture of like 40 syrups in the background, I'm not gonna like it.

• 17:35Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm on your side.

• 17:37Fortune Feimster?

  Cause they're masking.

• 17:39Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 17:39Fortune Feimster?

  The coffee with these horrendous syrups.

• 17:43Tig Notaro?

  I like a snobby fancy coffee shop.

• 17:46Fortune Feimster?

  Me too.

• 17:47Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 17:47Fortune Feimster?

  And that's the only time I want snobby. I don't normally want snobby, but the coffee shop's the only place you're allowed to be mean to me.

• 17:56Tig Notaro?

  Mean to you?

• 17:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, because usually the mean coffee shops have the best coffee. I don't know why. It's scientifically proven.

• 18:02Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:03Fortune Feimster?

  They're snobs, they're little buttholes. Don't enjoy talking to them. Yeah, you heard me.

• 18:09Tig Notaro?

  I sure did and I did not appreciate it. Do not say that again.

• 18:15Fortune Feimster?

  I, I will say it. They're little buttholes.

• 18:18Tig Notaro?

  Ah, she said it again.

• 18:22Fortune Feimster?

  And they'll treat you poorly, but then you'll get a taste of that coffee and you'll be like, okay, well, this was worth that, dude.

• 18:30Tig Notaro?

  Oh, they should call the coffee shop, treat me poorly. And then they show you pouring coffee.

• 18:37Fortune Feimster?

  That's a good one.

• 18:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Who wants to invest in our coffee shop? That May is not a part of. Sorry, May.

• 18:45Fortune Feimster?

  May lost out on this deal.

• 18:47Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Treat me, treat you poorly.

• 18:52Fortune Feimster?

  Treat you poorly. Yeah. I mean, if you, listen, if you're lucky enough to find a great coffee shop with nice people, amazing. But some of the, usually the ones with the best ones are.

• 19:04Tig Notaro?

  You gotta go in and deal with the abuse. It's worth it. There is nothing worse than like being on the road and having a fancy, what you hope is the fanciest coffee in the area delivered to your hotel. And it is not. Enrage me.

• 19:23Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 19:24Tig Notaro?

  Should we hear what Emma and Kat have to say?

• 19:26Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 19:27Tig Notaro?

  Let's do it.

• 19:28Speaker 05

  So our answer is that we like to hit coffee shops, go on hikes and explore lots of cities. And so for our last road trip, we went from the Bay Area of California up to Lopez Island, off the coast of Washington, up north of Seattle.

• 19:47Speaker 05

  And our favorite stop was hiking in Fern Canyon, which is up in the redwoods.

• 19:53Tig Notaro?

  Love it.

• 19:53Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm. I've never been in the redwoods.

• 19:57Tig Notaro?

  Well.

• 19:58Fortune Feimster?

  Of California, California.

• 20:00Tig Notaro?

  Why don't we just hang up and you head out?

• 20:03Fortune Feimster?

  On a road trip. So, no, I want someone with me on a road trip.

• 20:07Tig Notaro?

  I'll go.

• 20:08Fortune Feimster?

  Okay. And then you can stop in the, um, Buc-E's?

• 20:12Tig Notaro?

  Stop. I don't know. I don't like Buc-E's. Buc-E's is fine. I just don't like all the hype around Buc-E's. It irritates me.

• 20:22Fortune Feimster?

  God, why?

• 20:24Tig Notaro?

  Because it's like, who cares? It's like they have, they have bathrooms, they have snacks. Who cares? Who? Who cares?

• 20:36Fortune Feimster?

  They're known for having very nice, clean bathrooms, just so you know.

• 20:42Tig Notaro?

  Good, but get a life, okay?

• 20:45Fortune Feimster?

  So we're not gonna find you in a Buc-Ee's filming content?

• 20:48Tig Notaro?

  No. God.

• 20:51Fortune Feimster?

  What a shocker, you're not into Buc-Ee's.

• 20:56Tig Notaro?

  Buc-Ee's is perfectly great and fine, but you're not gonna find me, other than right now, talking about Buc-Ee's.

• 21:07Fortune Feimster?

  Well, you didn't strike me as their demographic, truth be told. It's a bunch of, also, number one, you're a vegan, that's primarily why I don't think you're going there.

• 21:17Tig Notaro?

  Oreos are vegan. I'll go in, I'll take.

• 21:22Fortune Feimster?

  They have rows and rows of beef jerky, they're known for like brisket and pulled pork.

• 21:26Tig Notaro?

  Grab what you want and cork it. I don't wanna hear about it.

• 21:32Fortune Feimster?

  Cork it on your Buc-Ee's.

• 21:34Tig Notaro?

  Truly, get a life, okay?

• 21:43Fortune Feimster?

  You heard it here first.

• 21:44Tig Notaro?

  It's the same, I, I think I've talked about on here, it's the same with like those ice cream, yogurt, donut places that all become popular, everyone's talking about them, everyone has to go get them. Cork it.

• 21:58Fortune Feimster?

  Cork it.

• 21:59Tig Notaro?

  Grab your thing and get out and enjoy it and live your life and cork it.

• 22:04Fortune Feimster?

  Cork it.

• 22:06Tig Notaro?

  Okay. Um, what do we have coming up? We have shows, don't we? I mean, we're comedians, right? We're out on the road doing things, telling people stuff and. I don't know. I'm gonna be in Rochester, New York, Omaha, Oklahoma City, Cincinnati, Charleston, West Virginia, and the list goes on. Tignotaro.com. What about you?

• 22:29Fortune Feimster?

  I'll be in August in West Hampton Beach, New York, Foxwood, Connecticut, Red Bank, New Jersey, Halifax, Canada, Provincetown, Mass., Greenville, South Carolina, Wilmington, North Carolina, and a bunch of other places coming up.

• 22:45Tig Notaro?

  That's right. And until next time.

• 22:50Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it.

• 22:51Tig Notaro?

  Keep it.

• 22:52Fortune Feimster?

  Pretty.

• 22:53Tig Notaro?

  Handsome. Handsome is hosted by me, Tignotaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune theme star. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. Follow us on social media @handsomepod.

• 23:13Fortune Feimster?

  What a podcast. What a podcast.