Ari Matti and A Giggly Guy

Comedian Ari Matti stops by the TigerBelly studio for the first time and brings us full Estonian vibes. We talk Ozempic workouts, funeral laughs, behind-the-scenes Kill Tony, dick delusions, goat milk culture, fat whites, and Estonia’s first boba shop. Turn those dreams into $$$ and give them the best shot at success with Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at www.shopify.com/tigerbelly https://www.shopify.com/tigerbelly Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/p06g4a8g] #CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Use our exclusive referral code [TIGERBELLY] in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:59Speaker 02

  Hey, I just saw our family doctor, Kaua Shiri.

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:04Speaker 02

  And he was like, how's Bobby doing? I was like, he's a skinny mini. And he unfortunately agrees with Alex. You cannot be on the Ozemp's without eating protein and working out.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  That's so unfortunate.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  He was like, I'm gonna tell him.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, Dr. Alex. I mean.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  Because you're just wasting away into like Kate Moss.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm wasting away.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  Wasting away.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  What the fuck did you get that?

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Dude, where'd you get that from?

• 2:43Speaker 04

  From Denver.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 2:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  And you bought it so you can play with me?

• 2:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  You weren't in fucking tune.

• 2:49Speaker 04

  Okay, go in tune, I'll get it.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  You play me something and I'll try to match you.

• 2:53Speaker 04

  Okay, just match my energy up.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  No, your energy, the fucking-

• 2:56Speaker 02

  The note.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  The note.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Not the energy, the note.

• 2:59Speaker 04

  Match the note.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  That's too fast. That's too fast. Just give me one note.

• 3:10Speaker 02

  Ooh. Sorry, quiet. That's okay.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  No, go, that's the last one.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Forget it. Yeah, forget it.

• 3:21Speaker 04

  Is it reminding you of the jungle?

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, cuz I go to the sinfinities in the jungle? And you're right about on point, I think.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  My friend has, uh- Wait, what? Sterling Spencer says that's how you conjure lesbians.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  Cuz that's how you call them in.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're like- You're type of a lesbian.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  You're a type of lesbian?

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, I, I, I'm gonna have to beep this out.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Which is a good thing.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Successful. Gold star.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  It's a gold star, yeah.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:58Speaker 04

  He still talks to you about like, who, like, who's he hooking up with or?

• 4:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, we're friends.

• 4:04Speaker 04

  Oh, that's nice.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:06Speaker 04

  That's nice of him.

• 4:09Speaker 02

  Why do you keep looking down, dude?

• 4:11Speaker 04

  Me or him?

• 4:12Speaker 02

  You! Well, are you still with your, wait, when, when?

• 4:15Speaker 04

  No, I'm single now. If I don't talk to her about-

• 4:18Speaker 02

  You cycle fast too, huh?

• 4:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I don't match with Raya.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  Are you on Raya?

• 4:24Speaker 04

  No.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  Then we'll see if you'll get approved. Can we try? Can we try to get Jaime?

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  Cycle through the pudge. That's what you're doing.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Cycling through the pudge.

• 4:33Speaker 04

  What?

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  That's what you're doing.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  Are you on dating apps, Simon?

• 4:35Speaker 04

  No.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 4:38Speaker 02

  He just said no.

• 4:39Speaker 04

  I mean, I heard.

• 4:41Speaker 00

  Ole?

• 4:42Speaker 04

  For Ole.

• 4:44Speaker 04

  Match with the closest beans around you. That's what it is.

• 4:46Speaker 00

  That's a good brand.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  It's a very funny joke.

• 4:49Speaker 00

  Write that.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Write that down.

• 4:51Speaker 04

  No, cuz it's okay.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  You know, can you memorize it?

• 4:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  It's not really that good.

• 4:55Speaker 04

  No.

• 4:57Speaker 02

  I like what I see on your notepad. It just says Estonia.

• 5:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, we have to.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:01Speaker 00

  We're requiring him to make, ask questions. Five questions.

• 5:04Speaker 04

  I have this joke that I did last night in Denver, and it crushed it.

• 5:08Speaker 02

  What is what?

• 5:08Speaker 04

  Um, so like, when I bring my friends over, when I was a kid, my dad would be like, "No, no, no, no."

• 5:15Speaker 00

  He took your joke. He took your joke. That's crazy.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  I have a new joke, and he just stole it.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Oh. Wait, Hime, um, what are your, uh, pre-

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe it.

• 5:27Speaker 00

  So confident.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  What are your ideas around Estonia? What do you know about it?

• 5:31Speaker 04

  Estonia.

• 5:34Speaker 00

  Hime, what are your five questions you wrote down?

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  It's like he never said it before.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  Before the five questions, like, what do you think? What do you know about Estonia?

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  You're a time bandit?

• 5:43Speaker 04

  It's like the South does.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  He just shows up, Estonia.

• 5:46Speaker 04

  I think Finnish, um.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  What else? Like, what are your ideas of it? Is it like a progressive?

• 5:51Speaker 04

  Like, uh, they drink goat milk?

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  He Googled it.

• 5:55Speaker 04

  No, it just sounds like that.

• 5:57Speaker 00

  Duh.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 5:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  What kind of milk do Koreans drink?

• 6:01Speaker 04

  Um, what kind of milk do you guys drink? I'm trying to think.

• 6:07Speaker 00

  He got you back with the same question, buddy.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Nice comeback, Hime.

• 6:10Speaker 00

  Nice comeback.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Man, you're fast. I've never seen someone so, so fast.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  Sheep milk?

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, a little late. But it's still good. Oh my god. Imagine him doing like, uh, um, he's outside smoking with Andrea.

• 6:28Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Go get him.

• 6:33Speaker 00

  I thought you were getting him.

• 6:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  I did. I was just like, I'm done with my cigarette, and I laughed. I go, "Come in when you're done."

• 6:38Speaker 04

  You guys ever dream about, like, each other?

• 6:42Speaker 00

  Hey guys, that's a good question. Go ahead, be honest.

• 6:45Speaker 04

  Be honest.

• 6:46Speaker 00

  Be honest.

• 6:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, I think, I think, okay.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Not in like a sexual way.

• 6:50Speaker 04

  No, but like, like what life would have been if I stayed.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. What are you, what are you, what are you doing? Oh my god.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  Hi.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Ari Maddox.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  I see you on Wednesday.

• 7:01Speaker 00

  Ari, what's up?

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. I call that Estonia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a beautiful country. I don't know why I just said that, but um.

• 7:13Speaker 05

  We have a name for Korea too.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cut that out. I already said hi to you last night.

• 7:18Speaker 00

  Last night? Oh, it carries on.

• 7:21Speaker 02

  It carries on for the whole week.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a week.

• 7:23Speaker 00

  I said hi.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye bye.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's blind and deaf. He's really old, yeah.

• 7:28Speaker 00

  Perfect dog.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  So last night I took her and a bunch of comics to Katana. But the more people they joined, I was just like, oh my god, I gotta pay for the whole thing. You know what I mean? Because you know, they're, not open micers, but lower.

• 7:47Speaker 00

  I'm sure I said lower.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I meant. What I meant is, is they don't have, they're not there yet financially.

• 7:52Speaker 05

  Every time I come on this podcast, I get farther and farther away from you.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh my god. Next time you'll be in the other room. You fucked me up so bad two weeks ago. You have no right to talk!

• 8:02Speaker 05

  Wait.

• 8:03Speaker 02

  Oh, I heard about this.

• 8:04Speaker 05

  What happened?

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:05Speaker 00

  We all heard about that.

• 8:05Speaker 05

  I don't remember.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna get to you.

• 8:07Speaker 05

  Two weeks ago?

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  Big drama, but also not entirely her fault. The reaction was the bad thing. I would say I wouldn't blame this on her.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, my-

• 8:17Speaker 02

  And we'll give the backstory.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  But no, we can't, because it caused so much fucking, you know what I mean, not trauma, but a war.

• 8:25Speaker 00

  A war?

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Who said that?

• 8:28Speaker 04

  Oh, he did.

• 8:28Speaker 00

  He's right next to you.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  He was a ghost?

• 8:32Speaker 00

  He looked at your eyes, said war.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Did I, did I do a mistake already? I thought there was an echo. War, war.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Were you still looking at you fucking Eastern European fucktard?

• 8:43Speaker 00

  Oh geez.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sorry, that was too much. Ari Maddox, give him a round of applause. So Ari, um-

• 8:48Speaker 00

  Ari Madd-

• 8:49Speaker 04

  Ari Madd-

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Ari Madd-

• 8:52Speaker 00

  Wait.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Ari Madd-

• 8:54Speaker 02

  It's a Bravo star.

• 8:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  Ariana Maddox is a Bravo star.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  I said Ari. Ari Maddox, it's another seed.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, yeah.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  And I meant to say Ari Maddie.

• 9:05Speaker 06

  Woo!

• 9:06Speaker 04

  Ari Massey. Ari Massey.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  That offend you, Ari?

• 9:10Speaker 05

  No.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Let me give you an intro then.

• 9:12Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  I saw him perform in Austin?

• 9:17Speaker 05

  Yeah. Are you okay?

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just trying to, because we were talking about last, we don't sleep. This is too early for us.

• 9:24Speaker 05

  It is hard, it is early as fuck.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I woke up five minutes before this.

• 9:28Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  In a, you know, in a spot, what?

• 9:31Speaker 04

  I was up since like 10, so.

• 9:33Speaker 05

  Wow, what a hero.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Listen, you're a sidekick? You're a sidekick? You're a sidekick? You say stuff later, what?

• 9:41Speaker 04

  What time did you wake up?

• 9:43Speaker 05

  I wake up at 7 a.m.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Khalyla, what time did you wake up? 7. There we go. We got it all out there.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, can I? I know. Well, we might as well do the whole room.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Is that correct?

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Alright, hi, mate.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, um. Is it on? This is, this is a crazy start, huh? Yeah, yeah, this is how we do it. So what I'm saying to you is, is that, why are we like this?

• 10:08Speaker 05

  Oh, don't let society judge you.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what my grandfather used to say.

• 10:13Speaker 05

  We wake up.

• 10:17Speaker 05

  Yeah. Midnight, what did you do? You play video games?

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what'd you do last night?

• 10:26Speaker 05

  Pizza in the bed, you know when you're like disgusting?

• 10:31Speaker 05

  Dude, you know when you wake up in a hotel and next to you is just not a woman, but a just a fucking pizza? Snickers bars?

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:40Speaker 05

  Just some random candy that they have at the hotel.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 10:43Speaker 05

  Forty-seven dollars.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Forty-seven dollars?

• 10:44Speaker 05

  It's a forty-seven dollar one piece of candy. Disgusting.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  It's disgusting.

• 10:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  Do you use your whole hand? Because your fingers are so short.

• 10:51Speaker 05

  I do have small, dude, my dick. Wow. That's tiny hair.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, we talked about your dick last night.

• 10:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:57Speaker 05

  How he has big balls. When I used to, uh.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Don't give away his. Let him say it.

• 11:03Speaker 05

  Okay, sorry.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:05Speaker 05

  You say. That was good, that was. Say you have big balls. Big balls.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What's up, man?

• 11:10Speaker 05

  Oh yeah.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Just a little sketch we're working on.

• 11:15Speaker 05

  It's tiny. It's crazy tiny.

• 11:17Speaker 02

  You know, it's that your fingers are short.

• 11:18Speaker 05

  They're super short.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  We just said that, Khalyla.

• 11:22Speaker 05

  When I used to do boxing, I used to have nightmares at night that I keep punching a guy and he's laughing at me.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Imagine someone punching me.

• 11:32Speaker 05

  Yeah. I love that guy like, oh, like this.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so let's talk about, you have a short penis?

• 11:43Speaker 05

  I'm a dead. I grow like ninety-six percent. You're a grower?

• 11:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, we're all fucking growers.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:52Speaker 00

  No.

• 11:53Speaker 05

  No, I've seen some guys that.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't grow. So yours doesn't grow ever?

• 11:57Speaker 00

  No, I'm a grower. I've seen guys where it's the same size and it just gets hard.

• 12:00Speaker 05

  But you, how did you see it hard?

• 12:02Speaker 00

  Oh, I go to a spa.

• 12:03Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  Oh. Wait, they're getting hard?

• 12:05Speaker 05

  But how did you know the full potential of the cock?

• 12:09Speaker 05

  See.

• 12:09Speaker 00

  He was watching.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Dude, science.

• 12:11Speaker 05

  How do you know that?

• 12:12Speaker 00

  It's almost too big that it wouldn't grow.

• 12:14Speaker 05

  See, that's my fear, that it does grow.

• 12:16Speaker 00

  There's no way, though.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  That's my fear, dude.

• 12:18Speaker 05

  I've seen crazy cocks just linger around.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  I've seen benders, dude.

• 12:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, me too. Bent down.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Like it's, you know, like a horror movie.

• 12:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, when it's harder?

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  I've seen it hard, yeah.

• 12:32Speaker 05

  Really?

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And it was not in my mouth, thank you.

• 12:35Speaker 05

  I don't think I've ever seen a hard.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Mister?

• 12:38Speaker 02

  Up close?

• 12:40Speaker 05

  Not even a hard, when have I seen a hard cock? I've seen a lot of cock, trust me.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:44Speaker 05

  But not, but hard?

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Is Estonia a spa culture?

• 12:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, sauna every day, every day. And cocks out every day, pussies out every day.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:50Speaker 05

  Like my mom's friends, I would, as a kid, you would sit like in their, like, you know, in the lower level of the sauna, and pussy, like right here. Mom's friend, pussy, like right here.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  No, but I think that actually there are two types of people, like people with naked parents and people with clothed parents.

• 13:03Speaker 05

  Everyone was naked at my house.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:05Speaker 05

  I would run around.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  Boosh out, tip out, everybody.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Me, me too. People go, why do you get naked?

• 13:09Speaker 05

  I know.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  That's my dad.

• 13:10Speaker 05

  It's comfortable.

• 13:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  I will, I shower with my friends and siblings and it's like not a second thought.

• 13:15Speaker 05

  It's super funny how, yeah, Americans are, they're always like, oh, everyone's gay here, we're super pro-gay people, but then when you do dick humor.

• 13:22Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 13:23Speaker 05

  Everybody gets all, like I live in Texas.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:25Speaker 05

  Every guy there, if I do a little dick humor.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:28Speaker 05

  All of a sudden, the riff stops.

• 13:31Speaker 05

  All of a sudden, this is about gays.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:33Speaker 05

  And I'm like, and I haven't seen anybody's dick in Texas. It's crazy to me.

• 13:38Speaker 06

  Everybody's dick in Estonia.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  But millions of in Estonia.

• 13:41Speaker 06

  Everyone's dick.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:42Speaker 06

  If you're my friend, I see your dick within a week.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 13:44Speaker 06

  We take a sauna at some point.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  It's like soybeans.

• 13:48Speaker 06

  You see a lot of soybeans? I've never seen a soybean.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying because of the tariffs, right?

• 13:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, okay.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Right? America has a lot of soybeans, right? And they're being tariffed, so then they can't just get it anywhere, so they got it at Brazil.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  He swung, he swung.

• 14:05Speaker 02

  Respect.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  I swing hard.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  Respect.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:08Speaker 06

  Soybean.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Like Otani.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  He knows baseball now.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like Otani. Yeah, yeah.

• 14:14Speaker 06

  Baseball. Oh, baseball.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 14:20Speaker 00

  Looked at her.

• 14:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, I'm like.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you get it.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  I get it.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, so why do you? Okay.

• 14:29Speaker 04

  It's good water, right?

• 14:30Speaker 06

  It's crazy water.

• 14:33Speaker 04

  We stay in Texas, that's.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying is, is that, um, why do we get up so late? Cause we were out there having a cigarette and it was like, this is like early morning. I go, yeah. And so what time do you usually get up in, in Austin?

• 14:47Speaker 06

  Whenever I'm late to somewhere.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 14:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:51Speaker 06

  You can literally tell me 3pm, 10, 10am, it's all a horror show.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  I know. Like George last night, I go, it's at 1? He goes, yeah, man, but I'm only gonna do two tomorrow and then next we have, I go, but it's 1?

• 15:04Speaker 06

  I can be in my bed from 6 to 18 hours and not feel a different.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Me too, me too.

• 15:10Speaker 06

  I, I'm never rested.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  That's kind of.

• 15:11Speaker 06

  Every morning is hell. Every morning, I'm at the toilet like this.

• 15:17Speaker 02

  What do you like to do in bed? You just like to bed rot?

• 15:19Speaker 06

  I don't even know.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Cause I love to bed rot and do nothing.

• 15:22Speaker 06

  Nothing?

• 15:22Speaker 02

  Like in the Philippines, there's this word called like ligid ligid and it literally means to just roll and roll and.

• 15:27Speaker 06

  Oh, really?

• 15:28Speaker 02

  And you do nothing, ligid ligid.

• 15:29Speaker 06

  That's great.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  And it's such like a part of like, I think it's okay to do.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  I think everyone in the Philippines have a stutter.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  Right, cause we say things too tight.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  Pog, pog, ligid ligid.

• 15:39Speaker 06

  They do do.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Do do?

• 15:41Speaker 06

  They do do that.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Shopify is the ecommerce platform you need to do it with your online business.

• 17:53Speaker 00

  Shopify, it's my favorite thing to use. When we sell Tiger Belly merch, I love it too.

• 17:57Speaker 04

  Shopify, when Tiger Belly needs merch, it's easy to use.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:02Speaker 00

  Shopify.

• 18:03Speaker 06

  Can't design a website? Shopify's got you. From the get-go with beautiful, ready-to-go, made templates to match your brand's style.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  Everybody, Shopify. You know, we, I, I, listen to me. We have an online business. We would not use anything but Shopify. If you want to make money today, right, and you want something trusted, right, and a company that's going to help you out for real, you gotta use Shopify, man.

• 18:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Wha- wha- wha- what if I need a hand?

• 18:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Get help with everyday tasks like enhancing product images, writing product descriptions, or generating discount codes with Shopify's AI tools created for ecommerce.

• 18:39Speaker 04

  What if people haven't heard about my brand? Like, like Shopify helps you find your customers with easy-to-run email and like, I don't know, like, social media campaigns?

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, Shopify's got your cover, bud, right? Shopify's always around to share advice with award-winning, 24/7 customer service.

• 18:56Speaker 00

  And we use it here. Recently, we just had our Tiger Belly 500th merch, and guess what? We use Shopify. So like you, turn those dreams into

• 19:06Speaker 00

  and give them the best shot at success with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/TigerBelly. Go to Shopify.com/TigerBelly. Shopify.com/TigerBelly.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Shopify. If you need business, gotta use Shopify.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, Cash App in your pocket. Ooh.

• 19:31Speaker 00

  Cash App in your pocket.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  And money. Move money. You guess Cash App, we love it. Making money moves should be easy, and that's why there's Cash App, y'all. It's fast, safe, and honestly, just way more personalized than other apps out there.

• 19:45Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Uh, no extra hoops to jump through, no extra extras. All of the tools are right there to help you cash in.

• 19:52Speaker 04

  Uh, plus, sending money with Cash App actually feels safe, Bobby. They look out for you, like if something seems sketchy or they see you might be sending money to a potential scammer.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:04Speaker 04

  Uh, they'll warn you and make you think twice before you hit send.

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 20:09Speaker 04

  It's like having a personal bodyguard for your cash.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Also, homie, look at me, you can even spice up your payments and with custom text, stamps and background. Because why should paying your friend for brunch be so boring? Yeah, I'll give you an example how you use, so, um, you know, Alex, I owed him a hundred dollars for, um, eating a sour ball.

• 20:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  And, um, you know, I was like, I don't have any cash on me, so I use Cash App. He got it directly and now he has one hundred dollars.

• 20:36Speaker 04

  Wow. He's a hundred dollars richer.

• 20:38Speaker 00

  And for whatever insane reason you don't already have Cash App, just download it from your phone's app store, sign up with our code, Tiger Belly in your profile. Send five dollars to a friend, you'll get ten dollars just for getting started. For a limited time only, the new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash for real. There's no cash, just download Cash App and sign up. Our exclusive referral code, Tiger Belly in your profile, send five dollars to a friend within fourteen days, you'll get ten dollars drop right into your account. Terms apply. That's money, that's Cash App.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  She takes me to, yeah. No English. Are you impressed? I what? Are you impressed by her Chinese? They're a bit scary, all of them, you know, you go in, nothing in English. House, house. With the accent and everything and she's like, perfect. Well, I'm native, I'm like, I was spent ten years there. Alright, so I'm, I'm in a restaurant, right? Um, I'll have the combo number sixty-nine. You know, I, I, I want to. What was that?

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  I'll have the combo with the broccoli and the beef. I want Xilanghua.

• 21:52Bobby Lee?

  That's better!

• 21:53Speaker 06

  That was better, by the way.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that, a deer or something?

• 21:56Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 21:58Speaker 05

  Why is that so good?

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Is that real?

• 22:01Speaker 05

  No.

• 22:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh. Or Yao Bing Swear?

• 22:03Speaker 05

  Okay, it's pretty good. I just wanted to deny him.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:08Speaker 05

  It's good.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  So, um...

• 22:09Speaker 05

  What the fuck?

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  Maybe you and I need to exercise or something.

• 22:13Speaker 06

  I exercise.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, then maybe you and I should, um, sleep, uh, change our sleep.

• 22:18Speaker 06

  No, fuck it.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:19Speaker 06

  But you do sports late at night.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  I do sports late.

• 22:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:23Speaker 06

  So you wake up at 7 a.m. and then you do sports at 11? No wonder you're tired.

• 22:26Speaker 05

  I'm very tired.

• 22:27Speaker 06

  Every time I see you at a comedy club, you're a little sleepy.

• 22:29Speaker 05

  You were so optimistic yesterday. You were like, "Let's get lunch at 10, 11 a.m. and then swim in the pool."

• 22:36Speaker 06

  No, every day, I think the next day is the right time.

• 22:39Speaker 05

  You were being so optimistic.

• 22:42Speaker 06

  I always do that.

• 22:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're like, "Let's swim in the pool, let's have brunch."

• 22:44Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Did that happen?

• 22:46Speaker 05

  No.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  Of course not.

• 22:47Speaker 05

  He texted me.

• 22:48Speaker 06

  It never happened.

• 22:48Speaker 05

  He texted me being like, "Everything's fucked, I can't do it."

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so me.

• 22:54Speaker 06

  No, but every night before I go to bed, tomorrow, no weed, no nicotine, of swimming laps, Daniel Craig.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Daniel Craig should be number one.

• 23:06Speaker 06

  And I'll believe, I'll tell you as if this is real for 10 years.

• 23:10Speaker 05

  No, your eyes said to me, like, it was real.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:13Speaker 05

  Like, I...

• 23:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, me and you, never eat chips again.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  No way, dude.

• 23:21Speaker 06

  Every day.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  Hour.

• 23:23Speaker 06

  Dude, when you wake up to that pizza box, you're like...

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:26Speaker 06

  It's a dark...

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  Are you bisexual?

• 23:28Speaker 06

  No.

• 23:30Speaker 04

  Nah.

• 23:30Speaker 06

  No.

• 23:32Speaker 04

  Hey, when you come here, do you, like, when you go to hotel, do you just, like, get on Pornhub?

• 23:37Speaker 06

  Can you speak up a little?

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, first, Jaime, first of all. Jaime, Jaime.

• 23:41Speaker 05

  He's so close to the mic, I can whisper it.

• 23:45Speaker 04

  Not bad, Ari.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I asked a question first.

• 23:48Speaker 04

  Oh, because we were talking to her, so.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  Can he answer the question that I asked first?

• 23:52Speaker 04

  Okay, go ahead.

• 23:52Speaker 06

  What did you ask?

• 23:54Speaker 04

  Are you bisexual?

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  Are you bisexual?

• 23:56Speaker 06

  No, what, but yeah, everybody, I know, everybody.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I was just, it was just a question I have in my.

• 24:01Speaker 06

  Are you?

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  I've done gay things.

• 24:05Speaker 06

  Huh.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 24:09Speaker 06

  Dick and ass?

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 24:10Speaker 06

  Dick and ass?

• 24:11Speaker 04

  Top and mouth?

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Dick and mouth? Yeah, dick and mouth. Yeah.

• 24:16Speaker 06

  That's alright.

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  I thought you were gonna send me to the Gulag or something.

• 24:19Speaker 06

  We would, yeah, well, not for the gay thing, for the other thing.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  What thing?

• 24:23Speaker 06

  Asian.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. If, could I walk around freely in Estonia and no racism?

• 24:30Speaker 06

  They'll be, define racism.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 24:33Speaker 04

  Good.

• 24:34Speaker 06

  If they go, racist?

• 24:37Speaker 04

  No.

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, okay, well, then. But they'll, but they won't be mean about it.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 24:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, they'll do jokes. I mean, a drunk.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so you.

• 24:45Speaker 06

  A drunk Estonian.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm walking down the street.

• 24:47Speaker 06

  You're gonna get something.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm walking down the street.

• 24:49Speaker 06

  You'll get something.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  You're leaning against a wall.

• 24:51Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  Right, and a little say, I walk by, what would you say racist?

• 24:57Speaker 06

  Well, that, you would hear that.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I hear that?

• 24:59Speaker 06

  You would hear that.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  In Estonia too.

• 25:01Speaker 06

  You would see some eye movements, we would, you know.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, like you're squeaking out.

• 25:06Speaker 06

  But it's never like hateful, see, that's the thing. People think it's hateful.

• 25:10Speaker 05

  Didn't you guys just get a boba place?

• 25:14Speaker 06

  Yes, well.

• 25:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:15Speaker 06

  Went under Andrea, sorry.

• 25:16Speaker 05

  It went under.

• 25:16Speaker 06

  They didn't get it.

• 25:17Speaker 05

  Because.

• 25:18Speaker 06

  I love boba, but.

• 25:19Speaker 05

  I took him to boba in Vancouver a lot.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:21Speaker 05

  And he loved it, and then they opened up a shop in Estonia, and he sent me photos of it.

• 25:26Speaker 06

  Estonians would like choke on their pearls.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 25:30Speaker 06

  They would be like, why?

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  You don't know what it is.

• 25:32Speaker 06

  So it's sadly.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  The food, is it food good? Like your native food?

• 25:36Speaker 06

  I love it, but it's like potato, potato, potato.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 25:40Speaker 06

  Potato, potato.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  Like Bulgaria, uh, not Bulgaria, I was in, uh, Budapest.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're in Hungary, yeah.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  Hungary, yeah.

• 25:45Speaker 04

  Do you guys drink, uh, goat milk?

• 25:49Speaker 04

  Just the name Estonian just sounds like goat milk, is that true?

• 25:54Speaker 06

  No, regular milk.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Cross it off on your notepad.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  You gotta cross it off.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  One of your questions.

• 26:01Speaker 04

  Oh, it's because I met him already.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 26:03Speaker 06

  Also, it's blacklist, by the way.

• 26:05Speaker 04

  I don't want you to see them.

• 26:07Speaker 06

  Oh, there's notes there.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  There's one word.

• 26:11Speaker 04

  I love Ari. Because we met him like, I met you like, what, four times?

• 26:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, I met several times.

• 26:17Speaker 04

  And every time he comes up to me, when he sees me, he's like, "You eat pussy yet?"

• 26:22Speaker 06

  Because he, you know, he has a severe issue.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  I know he has.

• 26:25Speaker 06

  A severe problem.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't like it.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  What, pussy?

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no eating it.

• 26:29Speaker 06

  And you have a girlfriend, right?

• 26:30Speaker 04

  I have, no.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  Jaime, I didn't know this about you.

• 26:32Speaker 06

  Oh, you had last time.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  I did last time.

• 26:34Speaker 02

  Wait, Jaime.

• 26:35Speaker 04

  I took your advice.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, she's a co-host.

• 26:38Speaker 04

  I know my Ben.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Right? If I'm the captain, she's the C lady. Yeah.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  You don't eat pussy?

• 26:45Speaker 06

  It's crazy.

• 26:45Speaker 04

  No, it's crazy.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  Why? Like, tell me, tell me, walk me through the, the mental.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  He thinks it's shishimi. He hates sushi.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  Tell me.

• 26:55Speaker 04

  I don't know, I just never had it.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  I had pussy, like, you know, dick to pussy, but...

• 27:03Speaker 02

  What do you think she means when she says? When I say, when I'm asking you.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  It's like...

• 27:08Speaker 02

  Do you not regularly, if you're with a woman, do you eat her pussy? Do you go down on her or not? With your mouth?

• 27:13Speaker 04

  No.

• 27:13Speaker 02

  And why not?

• 27:14Speaker 04

  This has never came up.

• 27:16Speaker 02

  Ari, what do you, what do you think?

• 27:17Speaker 06

  I would rather eat pussy than fuck.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.

• 27:21Speaker 06

  I've literally eaten chicks' pussies, jacked off, and went home.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it.

• 27:26Speaker 06

  Because it's also no pressure.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Was that good, or no?

• 27:28Speaker 06

  It doesn't need to be hard.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're okay. Uh, you're okay. You, you, you're, you're actually okay. You're making out needs work. But I think...

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't, no, no, no, no, stop, stop.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  I hear you're better now.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  From who?

• 27:40Speaker 02

  They're great fun. From girls, girlfriends I've met. On Reddit.

• 27:45Speaker 04

  On Raya.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I say something, okay? Number one, I don't like your style either, lady.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  What do you mean, slow and passionate and sensual? Wow.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't like that at all, dude.

• 27:59Speaker 04

  How do you like it?

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 28:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, that's exactly it.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  No, because, okay.

• 28:10Speaker 06

  Do you close your eyes?

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they're always closed.

• 28:14Speaker 06

  Oh yeah, I bet he doesn't.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have to close your eyes? Oh, fuck. I peer right into the soul.

• 28:22Speaker 06

  Jesus Christ, I look at another person. I look at another guy.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Alright, anyway, uh.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  I've gotten better.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:36Speaker 06

  At kissing?

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 28:38Speaker 06

  At kissing?

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  At kissing, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you said I was okay going down.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  No, you're good, you're good, you're good.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  God, man, I thought I was pretty good.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  I just don't wanna like, you know, talk about that.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, alright, let's move on. Anyway, um, let's move on, okay, so, I'm so sorry.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  I'm like, kind of disappointed.

• 28:52Speaker 06

  What?

• 28:52Speaker 02

  Cause you watch a lot of porn.

• 28:53Speaker 06

  Last time you said that you find it gross and it's disgusting and it's.

• 28:55Speaker 04

  I didn't tell you that.

• 28:58Speaker 06

  He said he doesn't wanna be beneath a woman, like that's what you said.

• 29:02Speaker 04

  No, I didn't say that.

• 29:03Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 29:05Speaker 04

  We'll talk about something else. I'm single now, so.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  By the way, I, I feel like if that was a thing for you, it'd be okay.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't do that.

• 29:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, when guys do that, it's disgusting.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  It's disgusting.

• 29:14Speaker 06

  Just relax.

• 29:17Speaker 04

  You told me last time.

• 29:18Speaker 06

  This, I've never shown you this, dude.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, I think he did. I think he did, that's something that you would do.

• 29:24Speaker 06

  Like this?

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Hey, I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, do you know what this is? Do you know what it's called?

• 29:31Speaker 06

  I hate it. I hate the name, I hate the.

• 29:32Speaker 02

  I hate the name.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 29:34Speaker 06

  It's so disgusting.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  Shocker?

• 29:35Speaker 04

  Shocker?

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Shocker?

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  And what is the, what do you do with the fingers here?

• 29:39Speaker 04

  The pinky and the stinky and then?

• 29:41Speaker 06

  Also, don't call it stinky.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:42Speaker 06

  It's a woman's butthole, delicious, nutritious.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Yours is stinky.

• 29:46Speaker 06

  Yours is stinky and stinky.

• 29:52Speaker 06

  Disgusting and gross.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:56Speaker 04

  Nothing, go ahead.

• 29:57Speaker 06

  Have you ever eaten asshole either?

• 29:59Speaker 04

  No, I haven't.

• 29:59Speaker 06

  Shove a tongue up a girl's ass.

• 30:00Speaker 02

  There's no way.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  You have to see him in a restaurant. Whenever we go to a restaurant, he stares at the plate for like, at least five minutes, going, "I don't think I can eat this."

• 30:10Speaker 06

  Why?

• 30:11Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 30:12Speaker 04

  What have I done then?

• 30:13Speaker 02

  Wait, I have a

• 30:14Speaker 06

  He definitely eats it.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  I kind of understand you a little bit now.

• 30:18Speaker 06

  Huh?

• 30:18Speaker 02

  But you're not on the spectrum, are you?

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  He is. Oh, we took a test. Took a test at the restaurant. Yeah, he's beyond love of the spectrum. He's beyond it.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  No, that makes sense.

• 30:28Speaker 06

  Even low on the spectrum, I was like, oh, there's another show.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  You have a lot of like particularities about food, then. Would make sense if like, why like a pussy wouldn't be your first, you know.

• 30:40Speaker 04

  It's because the thought never came up, like, hey, eat my pussy.

• 30:42Speaker 02

  I don't think it's that. I think it's probably feels gross to you.

• 30:45Speaker 06

  Huh?

• 30:45Speaker 02

  It probably feels gross to you. And that's okay. If you don't like it, you don't have to.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's it's a spectrum thing, I think.

• 30:50Speaker 04

  It's a spectrum?

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, I took a test, but we told Bobby to take the test, but he doesn't want to, so.

• 30:58Speaker 02

  Oh, he doesn't need to take the test.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  I know. I'm gonna take a test.

• 31:02Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. The other day, I went.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  ADHD.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  I remember I was outside, about about three in the morning in the backyard. And I I was doing something and in my mind, I stopped and I go, what the fuck are you doing?

• 31:14Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I was going.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  By myself in the back.

• 31:20Speaker 06

  Really?

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  And then I went, what the fuck are you doing?

• 31:26Speaker 06

  You're just being a creative person.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was just expressing something, but I was like so full of joy that I did that. But you do that in front of people, not alone.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  I don't think you do that in front of people. You shouldn't.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I shouldn't?

• 31:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  I can't walk into a store?

• 31:43Speaker 02

  No, you have to do that in your backyard alone at three in the morning.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Do you guys ever do that where you do something, you go, what the fuck are you doing?

• 31:48Speaker 06

  Every day.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, every day, right?

• 31:50Speaker 06

  Every day is happening, yeah, every day.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Can you be an example, Ari?

• 31:52Speaker 06

  Like being alone?

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 31:56Speaker 06

  And doing something weird.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Of something weird that you would do and go, what are you doing?

• 31:59Speaker 06

  Well, I'll do stuff like that too, where I'm like in my own, but but you do that sober, huh? Like, cause I'm high.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, I do it sober.

• 32:07Speaker 06

  But that's good.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:08Speaker 06

  You have a childish brain. You have to use that.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm very childlike in many ways.

• 32:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, me too.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:13Speaker 06

  Hundred percent.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:14Speaker 06

  I don't let, yeah, ADHD. I don't give a fuck. I have a creative brain.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you have all those things.

• 32:19Speaker 06

  What do you mean? ADHD, all that? I guess I don't give a fuck. Making money for me so far.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Would I be able to get, if you and I went to Estonia?

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  If we went to Estonia, would you think I could get a date there or no?

• 32:32Speaker 06

  Oh yeah, of course. Also, what's crazy, I mean, you also talk like you're from a movie dude, because you talk American. And Estonian chicks hear that accent. You're literally from a fucking movie.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Make my day lady. Something like that?

• 32:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, don't do that.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Alright, sorry.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  Do they call guys from America the same thing we call them in Asia, the losers back home? Like the passport bros?

• 32:54Speaker 06

  Really?

• 32:55Speaker 02

  Like, we call them LBHs. Like, for instance, if they come to the Philippines, and they're looking for a wife, it's usually because they cannot meet a wife in America.

• 33:03Speaker 06

  Hundred percent, yeah.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  They're called like LBHs, losers back home.

• 33:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, we don't-

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm not gonna go now, fuck.

• 33:09Speaker 06

  That is awesome that there's a lot of American men in the past 10 years that have come to Estonia with that, like motivation, and the girls are just now catching on. That it's a scam.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  How's it a scam?

• 33:23Speaker 06

  Well, you're just an American fucking autistic introvert loser slash rapist, right? You're some fucking, like, if you're an American, like, pervert businessman, just a disgusting dude. All your women back home hate you because they know your ass. You don't have this image of an American personality. Whereas an Estonian girl, you know, because it seems so exotic, and also, I don't really know, you know, like, it's like if you meet somebody, if you meet somebody from, are you from San Diego?

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:51Speaker 06

  And if you meet somebody from San Diego, you kind of tell when they're full of shit, right? Because you know exactly what part of San Diego they're from.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  You know what I hate is like, you know, you'll meet somebody on the road, like, "Yeah, dude, I'm fucking Californian." I go, "Where?" "Victorville." It's not the same.

• 34:08Speaker 00

  I think I've tried to piece it together.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like, when I talk, it's like an escape room.

• 34:15Speaker 06

  There was a guy, I used to be a door guy at a nightclub, and there was an American guy, and this was like maybe 12, 12 years ago, I think, something like that. So, just when the first Americans started figuring out that there was all these hot Eastern European women.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:28Speaker 06

  You know, there's a, the, the reason why a lot of American dudes also always go to like Thailand, Philippines, or now Eastern Europe, or get a Ukrainian wife, is because they want the wi- they wanna, they want a wife that's the kind of woman that they grew up with. You know, because like, oh, like just these old school women.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  Or what they imagined.

• 34:47Speaker 06

  It's what they, exactly.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like a fetishization of thinking that it's a subservient, traditional woman, and it's like those actually don't exist back home.

• 34:57Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 34:58Speaker 04

  It's like when white American girls take a trip to France.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  France?

• 35:03Speaker 00

  To France.

• 35:03Speaker 06

  Like I remember.

• 35:04Speaker 04

  Paris.

• 35:05Speaker 06

  I was in, uh, I was in Thailand one time.

• 35:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:08Speaker 06

  And I was by the pool. And you know, you see.

• 35:13Speaker 00

  Was that your whole thought?

• 35:15Speaker 04

  No. It's because, you ever seen the movie Taken?

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Can you let him finish his thought?

• 35:20Speaker 06

  Yes, of course.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Because it's made me so mad. I need the full explanation. No, so say it from the beginning.

• 35:26Speaker 00

  Start from, start from the top.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Start from the top.

• 35:27Speaker 04

  You ever seen the movie Taken?

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not how you started. You said, it's like something from France.

• 35:32Speaker 00

  White American girls.

• 35:32Speaker 04

  When like.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  And the way you said Paris was annoying, so.

• 35:35Speaker 04

  Okay, so when white American girls.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:38Speaker 04

  They go to Paris. And like they take a trip and they see a French guy. And they're like, oh yeah, I'll give you my trust, but they get kidnapped. Just like the movie Taken.

• 35:50Speaker 06

  And?

• 35:51Speaker 04

  That's what it is. They don't have it, they want, they want the fr-

• 35:56Speaker 04

  Their image is like, okay, I want this guy.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  It's just like when, you know, you know, you're in Tatooine, right? And you're at a bar and your arm gets chopped off.

• 36:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  It's just a movie.

• 36:05Speaker 04

  It's just a movie.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  I think I was wrong on that.

• 36:08Speaker 00

  You made it work.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Another, another escape room.

• 36:12Speaker 04

  But yeah.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:13Speaker 04

  Your point's proven.

• 36:17Speaker 00

  What?

• 36:19Speaker 06

  Dude, you're sharp, dude.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  He's so sharp, dude. Oh my god. So, um.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  So you go to Thailand?

• 36:25Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. I remember there was this moment when I was by the pool. And you see this, uh, you see two beautiful kids and a woman that's an angel, you know? And then you see the husband about five minutes later.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:37Speaker 06

  Slob of shit. You know, it's always a slob with a speedo, old.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  In Estonia?

• 36:42Speaker 06

  No, no, no, this is in Thailand.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Thailand.

• 36:44Speaker 06

  American dude, speedos, they're crazy gut. You know where the gut meets the legs, the speedos are. Like your Instagram model where you hide the pussy. A tiny gap of speedos.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:57Speaker 06

  Disgusting. The feet?

• 36:59Speaker 02

  Worse.

• 36:59Speaker 06

  He hasn't seen his feet in years.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:05Speaker 06

  You know, one of these guys.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:07Speaker 06

  Human diarrhea.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:09Speaker 06

  And the, the wife, the most beautiful.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 37:13Speaker 06

  The kid's beautiful too, but let's say, her genetics did the heavy lifting.

• 37:20Speaker 06

  And thank God for that.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:23Speaker 06

  And then the slobber.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:25Speaker 06

  You know, the slobber shit.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Because also their money from America goes a long way there too.

• 37:30Speaker 06

  Not even long. I mean, it's literally, it's not even long. It goes, I mean, and she should get that money.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  Maybe she should. If she gotta suck that dick, she gotta.

• 37:38Speaker 06

  And she looks happy. And they have kids, but the conversation, you know, it's, they're like third grade English, you know? You know, it's like, they're not having.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Do, do, do the conversation for me. I'm not fully there yet. Yeah, so.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. Dead on, I'll play that right now. What am I, in Bangkok?

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Hello, mister?

• 38:05Speaker 02

  But it's like really.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  They're like Elmo.

• 38:07Speaker 06

  But then later, I saw her alone. The, the hug. Went away.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:12Speaker 06

  The kids go away and she's alone by the pool. And then she had that moment, she was smoking a cigarette and look, like watched her own reflection boom from the pool.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:21Speaker 06

  And then for a second, because otherwise they were happy Nunu. Everybody was giggling and shit. But then you saw that moment where she's like, you know, she's, she's, she knows exactly what the fuck she's doing.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 38:33Speaker 06

  And kind of that sadness, kinda.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:35Speaker 06

  But then you go back, you know, and you get that. I hope you get that money.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  Yeah. Cause I mean, like if you, if you think about it, it's almost like a, a, you, you do it out of like pure necessity, right? Cause it's like a third world country, like at least in the Philippines. It's like you are, you're living in abject poverty.

• 38:49Speaker 06

  For sure.

• 38:49Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  If that was a hot chick?

• 38:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God. The shit I would do?

• 38:53Speaker 06

  Jesus Christ.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  I'd just like fucking Zuckerberg and Faisal.

• 38:57Speaker 02

  Would you really whore yourself out?

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  I would whore to the top. Trump.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  Really?

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  You're just on my belly. I don't care. You know what I mean?

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  I think I, I think I would. If I was super hot.

• 39:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:07Speaker 06

  But you don't need to do that anymore. You can just put, finger yourself on a fucking app.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  But, I think you could get more money by doing that.

• 39:14Speaker 06

  Generational wealth.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, generational wealth, yeah.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  Marrying into the family, you mean?

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm like a Rockefeller now.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Hi, I'm Angie Rockefeller.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Whatever their name, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, I wanna talk about.

• 39:29Speaker 06

  Sinners?

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  No, not sinners. Um, your rise. I wanna talk about your rise.

• 39:35Speaker 06

  Well, thanks.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't say you're at the top.

• 39:38Speaker 06

  I'm not.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  But you're a shooting star. And when I'm just gonna, you are. I think out of the Kill Tony people, I, only three people come to mind. I gotta, I don't wanna name the three. You're one of the three. What?

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, Cam, I think Cam has it. I mean, Cam, he's just, he's a star.

• 39:58Speaker 06

  A hundred percent, yeah.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  You can see that.

• 39:59Speaker 06

  He's like three years into comedy, you know that, right?

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, he was like two years into it when he started selling out ten shows or something.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:06Speaker 04

  What was that?

• 40:06Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  I think William's very funny.

• 40:08Speaker 06

  Oh my, he, he's half the show. If you watch a Kill Tony episode, he's like half the show.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  There's a, a couple of other guys, but you also, you're one of those guys that shine like them. And, um, why are you laughing?

• 40:19Speaker 05

  No, he, Jaime is laughing at me.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  No, why?

• 40:22Speaker 04

  Cause when you said Cam, he's a star and she's like, huh huh.

• 40:25Speaker 05

  No.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Give me.

• 40:28Speaker 05

  No, I didn't. No, I didn't.

• 40:30Speaker 04

  I heard.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  No, stop, stop.

• 40:31Speaker 04

  I heard something.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, Jaime, right?

• 40:34Speaker 04

  It's my ear.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes you're observant and sometimes you're dead on. In this particular case, you're dead on.

• 40:41Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  This lady, no, uh, it's my show.

• 40:45Speaker 05

  Okay, sorry.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:46Speaker 05

  I'm sorry.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  This later, this lady is a.

• 40:50Speaker 05

  No, I'm not.

• 40:52Speaker 05

  Bobby.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  A climber.

• 40:54Speaker 05

  No.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Free solo, this bitch.

• 40:56Speaker 05

  You know when I.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No rope, it's just a fuck. This lady right here, dude, is one of those. And you, dead on.

• 41:04Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes, yes.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  You know what? He won't respect you unless you are.

• 41:08Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Like, he only loves people who are climbers. Oh my god.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  That's true!

• 41:13Speaker 02

  You love rats. Like, you love.

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  I also love giraffes.

• 41:19Speaker 02

  I love.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  In your face, bitch.

• 41:23Speaker 05

  Who's a giraffe? No, but I laugh.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Kirk Fox.

• 41:29Speaker 05

  No, I laughed when Ari said, you know, he's only like two years into comedy, right? And I was like, haha.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, no. It's what happened last night. Last night.

• 41:37Speaker 06

  Something happened.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you what happened. I was in the green room. I did my new joke night in the belly room. And um, just a bunch of comics in the green room and I mentioned, okay, yeah, I helped.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  I can't say his name. I helped so and so get, become a paid regular. I, I like, you know, make campaign for him.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  Championed him.

• 41:58Speaker 06

  Campaigned.

• 41:59Speaker 02

  He championed him.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  That's what I meant.

• 42:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  I champ- this is so early, man. Yeah, I championed for him. And another white comic was like.

• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  I go, what? He goes, we have enough white dudes here. You know what I mean? And I go, what's your problem? He goes, well, I'm just saying, like, I want to be just, you know, I want to keep the white dudes that we have because the more white dudes, the less spots I get. You know what I mean? But it's like, it's that kind of thing where it's like, people don't want to share.

• 42:31Speaker 05

  What? It's why is, what do you mean?

• 42:33Speaker 00

  I know where that was going.

• 42:35Speaker 05

  What about me?

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm just saying, it's just like.

• 42:37Speaker 02

  This is great news. If the white dudes are having like scarcity mentality, wait, then we, everyone.

• 42:42Speaker 06

  They are.

• 42:43Speaker 02

  That's kind of amazing.

• 42:45Speaker 06

  I've been to the meetings. They are.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 42:47Speaker 06

  White guys are.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  How high, how, how, how high are, are you in the white, you know, I mean?

• 42:52Speaker 06

  I don't get ultimate pass because I'm a white other, you know.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right.

• 42:57Speaker 00

  European, yeah.

• 42:57Speaker 05

  Well, you're kind of foreign, like you're, you're, you're.

• 43:00Speaker 06

  Every American lineup has four white guys, three black guys, two women, and one fucked up thing. I'm usually the fucked up.

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 43:09Speaker 06

  That's my spot.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:10Speaker 06

  If I see another.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  You're other, you're other.

• 43:13Speaker 06

  If I go to a green room, I see another Estonian.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:15Speaker 06

  There's gonna be a problem.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:16Speaker 06

  There's gonna be a problem.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Death. You should see me walk by like the OR and see Jimmy Ohang up there. I'm like.

• 43:22Speaker 06

  That's my favorite bit to do if there's like, if Hans Kim is in the green room at Vulcan, there's another Asian guy killing. I always go up to him like, what do you think?

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  What, what's he like?

• 43:30Speaker 06

  Hans Kim?

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:31Speaker 06

  He's uh, what did you say about him? Autistic?

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:36Speaker 06

  Him and Hans Kim would have a great.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  I really do like him, but I don't know him at all.

• 43:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, me neither, bro. I don't think anybody knows him.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry about that attack. That was, that was rude.

• 43:46Speaker 05

  No.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:47Speaker 05

  Wait, about just I?

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think the climbing part is true, but it's like. You know what I mean? I think my analogy or whatever was going, I'm like a little off, so it's like.

• 43:56Speaker 05

  No, you're fine.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I apologize for that.

• 43:59Speaker 05

  No, you don't have, you've never apologized. This is weird.

• 44:04Speaker 05

  You've said worse things.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  I know I have. We shall not repeat them.

• 44:08Speaker 05

  No, I won't.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:09Speaker 05

  But I know, I, I know it's from love.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  It's out of love, but there is a part of you, I, I think we all have it. Do you have it?

• 44:16Speaker 04

  It's just ambition.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  It's ambition.

• 44:18Speaker 02

  You need it. It's a necessity. You wouldn't get to where you are if you didn't have that.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Are you ambitious?

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:28Speaker 06

  It depends on what time you ask me.

• 44:29Speaker 05

  No, but he is like that. You are.

• 44:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm mentally disabled.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not.

• 44:33Speaker 06

  I am.

• 44:34Speaker 05

  He is really bad.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  You're a lot like me, I think. I think you're a lot like me.

• 44:37Speaker 06

  I think so. A hundred percent, yeah.

• 44:39Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm, I'm not even considered a Korean comic. I'm more other.

• 44:43Speaker 05

  You are, yeah.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 44:46Speaker 05

  You are.

• 44:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're definitely not a Korean. I've never heard you.

• 44:49Speaker 05

  Both of you, you're very wacky.

• 44:50Speaker 06

  Wacky dude.

• 44:51Speaker 05

  Wacky.

• 44:51Speaker 06

  You're a wacky guy too, huh?

• 44:53Speaker 04

  Me too, man.

• 44:55Speaker 04

  Me too. Okay, sorry for saying something.

• 44:57Speaker 05

  Why, everyone's apologizing to me. That's so interesting.

• 45:00Speaker 06

  There's a lot of people, this is by the way, the most people I've ever had in one podcast room.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 45:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:05Speaker 06

  I've never met so many people at once.

• 45:08Speaker 06

  Every time I look over there, there's a new guy. By the way, didn't you know there's a guy back there? Scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.

• 45:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, this is an old, you know what I mean, an old ship that's still running.

• 45:17Speaker 06

  A hundred percent.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:18Speaker 06

  Still running.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  Ten years, over ten years, and we just consistently do, do it every week.

• 45:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's awesome.

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  And welcome to the ship, brother.

• 45:26Speaker 02

  How'd you get that scar?

• 45:28Speaker 06

  This is a dog. See this scar right here? This is a dog going like this.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  No way?

• 45:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  What kind?

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 45:39Speaker 06

  Me, eight years old. The dog is sleeping.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:42Speaker 06

  You know when a dog is sleeping? You know when you see the belly go up and down?

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's called breathing.

• 45:47Speaker 06

  It's like the coziest spot to lay your cute little kid head, little white Estonian kid head, little very white.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  What kind of dog was it?

• 45:55Speaker 06

  My stepdad got us a fucking wolf. That's the issue.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 46:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, I wanted a dog and my stepdad was an alcoholic lunatic and he just got us a fucking baby wolf that grew up to be a big wolf.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:06Speaker 06

  And the, the belly's going up and down and I go up like this, you know?

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:10Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:12Speaker 06

  And the dog wakes up.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  No, really?

• 46:16Speaker 06

  Everything, yeah.

• 46:16Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 46:17Speaker 06

  And it goes through and it.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 46:21Speaker 06

  Rips.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:22Speaker 06

  Ambulance.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  What's the lesson? What's the lesson?

• 46:26Speaker 06

  Dogs hate me, that's all.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's exactly what it is, yeah. Um, who's your friend Vladimir?

• 46:31Speaker 06

  Vladimir Putin?

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  No. Your friend right here.

• 46:35Speaker 06

  Oh, you saw it?

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That was mean.

• 46:39Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  Cut that out. He doesn't sit there. That was so mean.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  He likes to do that. It's usually he's usually.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  Cut that out, cut that out. That was so. I, I, it's just so rude.

• 46:48Speaker 02

  He usually names it, um, Raul, so Vladimir is, uh, yeah.

• 46:52Speaker 06

  It's Vladimir?

• 46:53Speaker 02

  Vladimir.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know you were gonna get self, self-conscious about that.

• 46:58Speaker 06

  Well, yeah.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  You can barely see it.

• 46:59Speaker 06

  You attacked me.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, that's probably the dog thing or whatever.

• 47:04Speaker 02

  Well, you are.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  You have a big one right here.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not, no shame.

• 47:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:11Speaker 06

  You have a couple too.

• 47:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I mean.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 47:13Speaker 06

  Couple of friends too.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So let's, let's walk you through. You did Kill Tony one night. Were in LA or Austin?

• 47:23Speaker 06

  Uh, it was in Austin.

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:24Speaker 06

  Uh, and, um, I mean, I lived in Vancouver, Canada for all, that's where we met.

• 47:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was when I was starting and then you were.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Then be hon, be honest with me.

• 47:34Speaker 06

  Five years in, maybe.

• 47:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  No, you be honest with me. Was she nice?

• 47:38Speaker 06

  Nice? Yeah, yeah, she was very nice.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  I was the nicest.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, not the nicest.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  Oh, oh.

• 47:44Speaker 06

  That's a, that's a claim to a crazy fighter. The nicest?

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, in Vancouver, so from.

• 47:49Speaker 06

  Top fifteen.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  From one to ten, how nice?

• 47:52Speaker 06

  From the twelve people I knew, you're top fifteen.

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:56Speaker 06

  No, you're nice.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, I, I think that she is like a pirate.

• 48:00Speaker 06

  What I like about her is that you can talk shit about other comedians with her. I do like that.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  And then, and then, and then when you do that. Also, when you do that, she tells the world.

• 48:11Speaker 05

  No, I didn't tell the world.

• 48:14Speaker 06

  She tells the world.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna tell you what it is, but you said something the other day. I know, I'm not gonna say it.

• 48:20Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  Right, anything about it, right?

• 48:22Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  It was such hot gossip, right?

• 48:24Speaker 06

  Jesus.

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like something that's like, what the fu- you know what I mean?

• 48:28Speaker 05

  Well, I thought, I thought you weren't gonna tell anyone, then you're telling everybody.

• 48:32Speaker 02

  Wait, can I tell you like a real observation as someone who's been in green rooms for 10 years, but not as a comic? I think that's 90% of the conversation in all green rooms is you guys talking shit about other comics.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 48:45Speaker 02

  Right?

• 48:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  No, not me.

• 48:50Speaker 06

  And also, I hope people talk shit about me too.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:54Speaker 06

  By the way, I know sometimes people get offended at that. Dude, I wanna talk shit and talk shit about me, let it loose.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  I wanna walk into the green room and then people not know I'm there and talk shit about me? Oh my, that's a derive of mine.

• 49:07Speaker 06

  I love when I go into a green room and it gets real quiet, like the riffs for a hot you heard.

• 49:12Speaker 06

  Big pops, and then you walk in, it's weird.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I, do you have this because um, you're from Estonia? Maybe you're like Koreans, do you hold on to resentments or no?

• 49:23Speaker 06

  I have a list. In my head, there's like.

• 49:26Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  How many people?

• 49:28Speaker 06

  400.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I have a lot.

• 49:30Speaker 06

  No, I don't, I, it's not resentment to act on it.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying, I would never act on it.

• 49:37Speaker 06

  But I'm human, we have our thoughts.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 49:39Speaker 06

  And I don't like people who say, nah, must, I have nothing to.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, those people, I, I, I love that.

• 49:47Speaker 06

  Nothing to regret.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hate those people.

• 49:50Speaker 06

  Because that's, that's to me a lie. I want you, like if I meet you, you know when like you're hanging out with another comedian, he says the N-word around you for the first time?

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:59Speaker 06

  I like that, that's a little trust that I'm in the circle.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, let's talk about this real quick, okay? I'm not, I'm not with that, what you guys are doing in Austin.

• 50:09Speaker 06

  What do you mean?

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's be real, um, I don't like some of the words you guys use freely.

• 50:15Speaker 06

  Uh huh, uh huh, like what?

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, it's, it's, it's like edgelord shit, it's like, um.

• 50:24Speaker 06

  Not all of it.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's becoming so hacky to me that people, you guys use these words just for the shock factor. And it's like, I'm just not, I'm not into it, you know what I mean?

• 50:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, I agree with that.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  I think the R-word, sometimes.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  In a joke, maybe, right?

• 50:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, sorry, my face is just crooked.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I would, I would never say the N-word in any environment.

• 50:49Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  Except when I'm alone.

• 50:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  My backyard going. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm kidding, I would never do that, um, there's another one. The F-word I don't really use, ever, you know what I mean?

• 51:01Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  And I see Austin Comic use it regularly.

• 51:04Speaker 06

  It's in the contract.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  It's in the contract, yeah, yeah.

• 51:07Speaker 06

  If you wanna play in Austin, it's in the contract.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, um, I don't know, this is my little tidbit, you know, I've talked about it with other people and I.

• 51:15Speaker 06

  No, I get it, like me and Andrew, when we came up in Vancouver, everybody said how liberal that is, and I used.

• 51:21Speaker 05

  You used every word, yeah.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  And the first guy.

• 51:24Speaker 06

  I like, and I.

• 51:25Speaker 05

  He was talking about women.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:28Speaker 05

  Anyone.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:28Speaker 06

  Anyone.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 05

  Anyone.

• 51:30Speaker 06

  And, uh, in Vancouver and Seattle, I went to Seattle to do comedy too, everybody said how liberal it is.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:36Speaker 06

  But having, see, but having a line makes it more fun to dance around it.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see.

• 51:43Speaker 06

  So, I don't, and I don't believe, I totally agree that there's for sure, a lot of comedians who just, um, I guess the line from city to city is a bit farther in other places, so, you know.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Here's your saving grace, you're a great joke writer. You really are, you're a really funny guy, and so it's like, I never thought that about you, but I've seen other people, I was like, dude, you don't have anything, that's what you're doing, I, I, you know what I mean? It just drives me crazy, but anyway, um, so you did Kill Tony? And did Tony know who you were before you did it?

• 52:18Speaker 06

  Uh, I, yeah, I landed in Austin, I went to audition for, for, through Sam Talent, I got to audition for Adam Ega, you know? Like, just in the.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  I love Sam Talent.

• 52:30Speaker 06

  And, uh, yeah, he's, he's my guy, he went to Estonia to do some shows.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  You know, we're writing a book together.

• 52:35Speaker 06

  Really? His last book was incredible.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you said great writer, anyway, so Sam called Adam Ega?

• 52:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  And then you just showcased for Adam?

• 52:44Speaker 06

  I showcased for Adam, it went well, that, uh, as I'm showcasing, Kill Tony's starting in the big room. And then I think Sam was doing panel, and Sam and Adam were both so nice that they brought it up to, was that you?

• 52:58Speaker 04

  No.

• 52:58Speaker 06

  Okay, somebody.

• 52:59Speaker 04

  That wasn't me, that wasn't him.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 53:02Speaker 06

  I went to shock, um. And they were so nice that they just told Tony, oh, this is just a great visiting guy. And I wasn't even pulled from the bucket. I did sign up, but I wasn't pulled.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:13Speaker 06

  I was just, I just went up. And then I stuck around the mothership.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  You must have crushed.

• 53:18Speaker 06

  So, it was fine.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  It's one minute, it's hard, yeah.

• 53:21Speaker 06

  Very hard, and also not my style. I've literally, it is crazy that after, like, doing comedy for so long, you have to go back to basically joke writing to fit into that one minute.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 53:31Speaker 06

  But, I would say, I wasn't a big, of course, I knew Kilton, he's a comedian. I've seen clips and shit. My basic observation in my mind was that, yeah, you can have a great joke, but it's more important to show your personality. So I just, I just like, didn't overthink the joke. I opened with however I usually open. I just showed my personality. I threw a kick in there.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 53:56Speaker 04

  You love a kick.

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're so funny, yeah.

• 53:59Speaker 00

  Oh, damn.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I understand how legs work.

• 54:05Speaker 06

  And then, I think it went well enough that, um, yeah, Tony like asked, hey, we're actually looking for new regulars, are you interested? And then the first time, uh, he even tells a funny story how I, uh, cause he said, you know, he came up, you know, Tony looks insane too. Like, with the cowboy hat, yellow tinted glasses, cowboy boots. And every time he talks to me, I'm already laughing, cause he's such a character. Especially when you meet him.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:28Speaker 06

  Then you get comfortable, you know, but he's such a character the first time you meet him.

• 54:32Speaker 04

  Now, where you at right now, how do you feel? Like, do you feel grateful, like?

• 54:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, a hundred percent. And there's plenty of progress to do, you know?

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  I mean, just, let me, uh,

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  just for a second.

• 54:44Speaker 04

  Uh huh. One.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Cause we're jumping ahead.

• 54:46Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I love you so much and thanks for being here. Okay.

• 54:52Speaker 04

  I love Artie too.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do too. Okay, I love you guys.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Um, so you kept doing it, did you feel, when did you feel when, oh shit, people are,

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  like, I'm recognizable and people are like me?

• 55:08Speaker 06

  Fuck, I don't.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Was it gradual?

• 55:10Speaker 06

  Very gradual, yeah.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Can I read that, please?

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 55:17Speaker 04

  It's my private.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  It's private. I already read it.

• 55:22Speaker 04

  Thanks.

• 55:23Speaker 00

  Bobby, on mic, on mic, please.

• 55:24Speaker 04

  What did he say?

• 55:25Speaker 06

  You can't read my handwriting.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  It's legible, he can read it.

• 55:30Speaker 05

  What?

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  On mic, Bobby. Don't read it. No, I don't know, I can't even. I don't know what it is, this is memes or something.

• 55:39Speaker 02

  No, that's literally all it says.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Turn the stuff off, sorry. Go ahead.

• 55:44Speaker 05

  Wait, can I ask, Ari? You didn't think I was nice?

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 55:49Speaker 06

  Nice is this a big, I don't-

• 55:50Speaker 05

  Okay, but, we had-

• 55:52Speaker 06

  Uh, yeah.

• 55:53Speaker 05

  We had it going on.

• 55:55Speaker 06

  A hundred percent, yeah, of course. You were part of the crew.

• 55:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:58Speaker 06

  It was like me and four other people, maybe.

• 56:00Speaker 05

  Okay, well, sometimes we would go-

• 56:02Speaker 06

  And be alone.

• 56:03Speaker 05

  We would have our time together.

• 56:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, we would, yeah.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Why are you so sensitive about this shit?

• 56:08Speaker 06

  And every time we were in a car, you would almost fucking crash it.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what you are.

• 56:13Speaker 05

  What am I?

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll give you an example.

• 56:16Speaker 05

  I'm climbing?

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not even that, it's like, the day before we did the fucking Renaissance Fair.

• 56:21Speaker 06

  A what?

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Renaissance Fair. I didn't hear that.

• 56:25Speaker 06

  I just didn't hear that.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Did you guys hear it?

• 56:28Speaker 02

  Renaissance Fair? Added like three syllables to it.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 56:30Speaker 02

  In the initial, first pass.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  When I went to the Renaissance Fair.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Um, the night before, I was with Gene, dumbfounded, and you, and we're like,

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  "We have to be at the house at 10 a.m." Right? And, and, and she goes, "Well, I'm gonna be there at 10 a.m." No, we're saying it to you, Andrea. Right? So get here at 9:45. Right?

• 56:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  No problem, no problem. Everyone's here. It's 10. Nowhere to be seen.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  Can I say?

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no, you can't say.

• 57:01Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  And you were up at 7:00 in the morning.

• 57:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  You had three hours.

• 57:04Speaker 05

  Okay, but-

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  So my point is this, right? That's who you are.

• 57:08Speaker 05

  No, no, can I say one thing? Sometimes I get ready, and then at the last second, I have to poop.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  No. You were fucking.

• 57:16Speaker 05

  No, I wasn't.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  You were fucking? You were fucking?

• 57:19Speaker 05

  The person next to me was asleep, I didn't wake him up, I left.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:23Speaker 05

  Without waking him up.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, welcome to the show.

• 57:27Speaker 05

  Well, thank you.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so let's go. What are you doing?

• 57:34Speaker 06

  Scratching. Don't you?

• 57:36Speaker 04

  Scratching his ear.

• 57:37Speaker 06

  Do your ears sometimes get scratchy?

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  So then, you started, people started recognizing you, and then when did?

• 57:43Speaker 06

  Yeah?

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When did you actually feel like, oh my god, this could be something, like I'm on the rise, or whatever?

• 57:50Speaker 06

  I don't know. Oh, selling out shows with my name, I guess?

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:53Speaker 06

  That's a weird moment, you know, because I'm still part of a show. I'm still integrated into a show. It's not like I have an individual ticket selling base before.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:02Speaker 06

  But, I mean, still, even the individual tickets that I'm selling are in that universe.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:07Speaker 06

  You know, so.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  Did you do Theo's movie?

• 58:09Speaker 06

  No, never been invited, never been asked.

• 58:13Speaker 06

  Everybody looks at me as competition.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, I would use it.

• 58:17Speaker 06

  Everybody hates everything I do.

• 58:19Speaker 05

  That's not true.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  That's not true.

• 58:20Speaker 05

  That's not true.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  That's your inner thoughts that are negative and not real.

• 58:23Speaker 05

  People love you.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  People love you.

• 58:25Speaker 04

  People love you, man.

• 58:26Speaker 05

  I was so proud. I was so proud of you when I saw you popping up, but I guess what we have is nothing to you.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, I mean, we don't have everyone on this podcast, you know what I mean?

• 58:39Speaker 06

  Of course.

• 58:41Speaker 05

  Oh, you're okay?

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Ozempic, Ozempic. Wegovy. Anyway.

• 58:44Speaker 06

  You have Ozempic?

• 58:45Speaker 05

  Wegovy.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Wegovy, yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is, is that, you know, I mean, your name just keeps coming up.

• 58:51Speaker 06

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  And I can see, just on terms of what shows up on my TikTok and stuff.

• 59:03Speaker 04

  Are you okay?

• 59:03Speaker 05

  You're fine?

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I thought I was gonna vomit for a second.

• 59:07Speaker 05

  What dose are you on now?

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Just the same. But, you know, I've been only eating like one meal a day.

• 59:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  And.

• 59:16Speaker 04

  What you be eating?

• 59:20Speaker 04

  What you be eating, though?

• 59:22Speaker 05

  What you be eating?

• 59:23Speaker 04

  I'm just curious, sorry.

• 59:25Speaker 05

  He's curious.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know what you were saying. Say it again.

• 59:29Speaker 04

  What do you have?

• 59:32Speaker 04

  Consuming. What? It got worse?

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  How did it get worse?

• 59:36Speaker 02

  What do you eat? Consuming.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  What do you eat for food?

• 59:38Speaker 02

  What?

• 59:39Speaker 04

  That one meal a day?

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, yesterday I went to Katana. That was my first meal, and I was at 10 at night.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  That was your first meal?

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:47Speaker 06

  But what time did you wake up?

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  7:00 PM. No, no, no. I got up at like 1 or 2.

• 59:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, it's not about me and my burps, okay? So, um, what's, so what do you want to do now?

• 1:00:03Speaker 06

  Uh, fucking more stand-up. I want to create a good hour, make a good special, something like that. Always, I want to get, uh, what everybody else has, you know, passed at like the Comedy Store, do shows there. Good, be a part of good life. Dude, yesterday I was watching Rick Ingram.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:00:19Speaker 06

  Having a, I was having a panic attack in the back.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  He's a beast.

• 1:00:22Speaker 06

  Just because he was, you know when you have a panic attack for another comedian?

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:26Speaker 06

  If I was next, I would.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I, I, I, I.

• 1:00:29Speaker 06

  I watch him, I literally go after 20 minutes, I go, I don't think I got it.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:00:33Speaker 06

  Cause it.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  I call the talent creator, I go, don't ever, there's two guys. One of them is Rick Ingram.

• 1:00:39Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  And the second one is Tim Dillon.

• 1:00:43Speaker 06

  Oh, that's hard to.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I, I refuse to follow them.

• 1:00:46Speaker 06

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Cause it's, it's not that I bomb, but it's like, I'm, that's me drowning. Sorry.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Whatever. I, I, I have to be at top condition.

• 1:01:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  I have to be on point.

• 1:01:03Speaker 06

  Jesus.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And you can lose them really quickly.

• 1:01:06Speaker 06

  Really quickly.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so those are the two, yeah, so, yeah, Rick, and so Rick also says to me the other day, he goes, Hey, man, I, I, I don't want to ask, but I've never had a manager or an agent.

• 1:01:17Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I, it blew my mind. I'm like, what? Cause yeah, I mean, I can't, you know what I mean? It's like, it's so heartbreaking.

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  A guy that funny that can't get rep. Like he opens up for Chris Rock all over the world.

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I saw that.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And it's like, it's fucking so sad to me. Anyway, so let's, here, let me ask you this. How many Kill Tony people have been passed at the store?

• 1:01:45Speaker 06

  I don't think any, right?

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:01:46Speaker 06

  Yeah. Tony Hinchcliffe, uh, that's it. I think so.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Red Van. Is it Red Van?

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Sorry, sorry, sorry.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mean for the sound?

• 1:01:59Speaker 06

  And it's not even like-

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  I used to be so mad at that, but I keep it in.

• 1:02:02Speaker 06

  And it's not like, it's not-

• 1:02:05Speaker 02

  Red Band's sweet.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  He's a sweet guy, I love him.

• 1:02:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, he's, I love him very much.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  Red Band, you know it's a joke, it's a comedy.

• 1:02:10Speaker 06

  One of the nicest people I've ever met.

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  He is like really, really-

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  He's the sweetest-

• 1:02:13Speaker 06

  In Austin, he was the, like, the first, one of the, at least, big guys that was super nice to me.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  He's a big guy?

• 1:02:20Speaker 06

  Like, recognizable, I mean, he's a figure, he started the most, uh, he started three of the biggest podcasts in the world.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Gotta give him some slack. I'll tell you why I have a problem with him.

• 1:02:31Speaker 06

  With Red Band?

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he already knows this.

• 1:02:32Speaker 06

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  So years ago-

• 1:02:35Speaker 06

  Jesus.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I've never talked about this, I don't think. Okay. So years ago, um, I had a thing that went kind of like, at the time, viral, which is me defending Carlos Mencia. Yeah. Remember that, at the store? And, I, when I said, when I said, I didn't see Red Band there, filming. And I looked at him, I go, afterwards, I'm like, "You can't fucking put that out." He goes, "No problem." He put it out. And he got me in a lot of fucking trouble. Got me in a lot of fucking trouble.

• 1:03:06Speaker 06

  Gee.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  There's always a little thing like that. He was the biggest guy that you had met at the time?

• 1:03:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, he was super nice to me.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:11Speaker 06

  Matt Edgar, amazing guy, super loving.

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  I love him, love him.

• 1:03:16Speaker 06

  Sweetest guy ever.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  So then, when'd you meet, when'd you meet-

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay? Yeah, when did, when did you meet Rogan?

• 1:03:26Speaker 06

  Crazy, taking care of nails.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  When'd you meet Rogan?

• 1:03:29Speaker 06

  Uh, I did, uh, it's, it's so funny, it's like meeting the Pope when you come to the club one. It's like, two weeks in, I've been, maybe integrated a little bit, door guy say hi to me, the security doesn't take him away.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  No, he's not like the Pope. You know why? He would've died because J.D. Vance met him.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  That joke is not- I knew you were going for that.

• 1:03:49Speaker 06

  Killer.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:50Speaker 02

  Shohei Ohtani!

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Are you, wait, hold on. I know you were waiting for

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  Well, you know what the

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  The flab again.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  Grand slam, baby.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  More, baby. This is what I miss about you.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  Mean.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what? I think one of the things that really, you were hot, but um.

• 1:04:19Speaker 02

  Ari, I'm not anymore. I have a face paralysis.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't, you can't notice, but.

• 1:04:23Speaker 02

  That's why the, you were hot.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  I remember we were, um, when you were living in Long Beach, we were in bed.

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  I used to be hot. Oh, my God, I was so hot.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  You were so hot.

• 1:04:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  Dude, when I saw you naked, I cried and looked up at God and go, thank you.

• 1:04:34Speaker 02

  I was really hot.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You're hot now, but um, but I remember we were in bed together and you remember? What?

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  I think Gilbert hates this stuff.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't hate it. No, and you, you made me laugh so hard. I don't know what the joke was.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  But you made me laugh so fucking hard.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  And in my mind, I'm like, oh, she's hot and funny?

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  No, it's not funny. You like mean people. And I said, he's really, really mean.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he said something mean.

• 1:04:59Speaker 02

  And you thought it was the funniest thing ever.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  It made me really laugh.

• 1:05:01Speaker 06

  I like mean people too.

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I want their hearts to be empathetic.

• 1:05:05Speaker 06

  A hundred percent.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  And all that stuff.

• 1:05:06Speaker 06

  But just let me know the toxic side of you.

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  I think that's true. I think that's true. I think that's true.

• 1:05:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  So, and I don't know why, I was saying something else and then, um. Oh, Rogan. Yeah, so, and the JD Vance show. That we might have to cut out. Yeah, keep it in. Are we really? Okay.

• 1:05:23Speaker 02

  We haven't chosen a pope yet, right?

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  No. It hasn't started yet. Yeah, I'm pulling for.

• 1:05:28Speaker 06

  How do they chose?

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Chose.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  I think it's all like the Cardinals and everyone gets together.

• 1:05:32Speaker 06

  All the pedophiles get together.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Who has fucked the least amount of children? Seventeen! Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:39Speaker 02

  And then, I think, but the Philippines, you know, we might be.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  I want, I, I think he's gonna be the guy.

• 1:05:43Speaker 02

  The Filipino guy?

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  The Filipino? I want him.

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  We need a layup. We need one.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so. Really? They're gonna give it to Net-a-. It's gonna be a lot of karaoke. Who's that one?

• 1:05:51Speaker 02

  There's enough Italian popes. Give one to the Philippines.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  I think that would be a great move to the, and also a good sign toward the world.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  Catholicism has wrecked our country, but yes, we do need one.

• 1:06:04Speaker 06

  How about a black pope, huh?

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  There's a black guy in the running.

• 1:06:07Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  Where's he from?

• 1:06:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, where's he from?

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  When I say black guy in the running, you know what I mean? I know they run fast, but that's not what I meant.

• 1:06:15Speaker 06

  No one thought that until

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  Nobody even Weird, yeah.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry. So I

• 1:06:20Speaker 06

  I thought!

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  Otani, is that my third I'm struck out! I struck out!

• 1:06:26Speaker 04

  It's okay.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I'm not gonna do any more jokes.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  I think that's my plan from now on.

• 1:06:32Speaker 02

  That's it?

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't do a fourth.

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  So, um

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Rogan, is that what you're talking about?

• 1:06:38Speaker 04

  Rogan, yeah, Rogan.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  When did you meet him?

• 1:06:40Speaker 06

  Uh, maybe like two weeks when I was, uh, in there and of course I did one of those classic things, you know, when you do like you're at a new club, you're doing your best stuff, you know, and then some point the comedians start leaving the room because they've seen that set.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I hate that.

• 1:06:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, and then that, you know, the classic thing when you start going like maybe I do got it like that. And you're like, second show, I'll do all new. That's of course the show he came to see. Full bomb, of course, full bomb, full bomb.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:07:10Speaker 06

  But he's still a professional comedian that I think sees like, oh, he's just fucking he's just a guy who's bombing. And then after we talked, we got along and then maybe a month later I got to open for his Netflix thing, that was awesome, awesome experience, you know? Just to do a big venue like that.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:25Speaker 06

  And he's always been super supportive. And also like if you do open for him, the bag is crazy, you know? He might hate that I said that.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he's super generous.

• 1:07:35Speaker 06

  Super generous.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I've done, I've been to concerts with him and

• 1:07:39Speaker 06

  And then also, that's cool that he owns a club like that because you know, it's, there's none of that pressure to, you know, every club I've been passed at so far, I get passed as soon as it's shutting down. Every club I've been passed at, I literally got past the Carolines and then I was like, holy shit, I'm on, I'm Jerry Seinfeld.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:07:56Speaker 06

  Six months later, as I'm boarding the flight Oh man. From Estonia to New York, I, vulture.com, uh, legendary club, Carolines, closed after forty-seven Yuck Yucks, Yuck Yucks Vancouver.

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, Yuck Yucks is

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  I love that

• 1:08:11Speaker 06

  I get on the roaster, the month I get on the roaster, big article. LOL goes under, JFL goes under, Yuck Yucks part of a package.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Were you roasting the club? What are you talking about?

• 1:08:22Speaker 06

  No, I'm saying it shuts down. Roster, he's part of the roster.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, roster.

• 1:08:26Speaker 06

  Like being an improv comic, that you get to do the club.

• 1:08:29Speaker 02

  What did happen to Yuck Yucks?

• 1:08:31Speaker 06

  All over.

• 1:08:31Speaker 05

  They just went under.

• 1:08:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, it's like

• 1:08:35Speaker 05

  Business was bad for Yuck Yucks, I don't know.

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, they're, they're But I'm gonna say is that they didn't treat their comics well.

• 1:08:44Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:08:44Speaker 06

  Oh, you think?

• 1:08:45Speaker 05

  Dude, they paid us like nothing. It was...

• 1:08:47Speaker 06

  Me and Andrew did a Valentine's Day show, two hundred and fifty people. I do like forty minutes at the show. It's a fifty dollar check.

• 1:08:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:53Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:08:54Speaker 06

  The ticket is thirty-five.

• 1:08:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:55Speaker 06

  And I was onstage saying, "I'm one point four tickets."

• 1:09:02Speaker 06

  Breakfast was forty-seven dollars.

• 1:09:03Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 1:09:04Speaker 06

  I don't make breakfast.

• 1:09:05Speaker 05

  It's... It was so bad. Like, I couldn't believe how bad it was.

• 1:09:09Speaker 06

  Yeah. You could already feel it in the, in the air that like a lot of those clubs, just like the improvs, a lot of the chains, the House of Comedies are, uh, quite...

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  I love Edmonton.

• 1:09:21Speaker 06

  Oh, that, well, Edma...

• 1:09:22Speaker 05

  That one's good.

• 1:09:23Speaker 06

  That's, that's good because of the city.

• 1:09:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I like that club. There's a spaghetti factory there.

• 1:09:28Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  And then the hotel room is weird. And then late at night, at three in the morning, you can hear the seals.

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  The dolphins.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Dolphins, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:35Speaker 06

  The dolphins?

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  Don't they have penguins there too?

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  They had, they had seals too. They had everything.

• 1:09:39Speaker 02

  That's...

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  It's in the, it's, it's in a mall. In the middle of the mall, mall is an a- a- aquarium.

• 1:09:45Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:09:45Speaker 02

  Western Edmonton Mall, yeah.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  And then it's, they're in cages or whatever.

• 1:09:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  And you're walking from the club and you hear...

• 1:09:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, they're all crying.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  Crying, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:55Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:09:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, I went to a, went to a mall in, went to a mall in Las Vegas and the, and the, in the middle of the mall, they also had like an aquarium that's a circle, you know, like you're inside the aquarium, you know? And then the dolphins keep swimming one way and then I was, I was smoking weed with the security guard then and I go like, "Why are they always swimming one way?" And he goes, "'Cause it's so tight, they can't properly turn."

• 1:10:16Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 1:10:17Speaker 06

  And just for twenty years.

• 1:10:18Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:10:19Speaker 06

  You're in that lap of a mall. All these fat Americans are going to Ross Dress for Less.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  PJ Maxx.

• 1:10:27Speaker 06

  Circling there for forty years.

• 1:10:29Speaker 05

  I hate knowing that.

• 1:10:31Speaker 06

  And they got bigger and bigger.

• 1:10:32Speaker 05

  Oh god.

• 1:10:33Speaker 06

  And you could sense they're like, and they weren't even swimming. You know, you know, and they just like, the long...

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 1:10:38Speaker 06

  You know, the long...

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  The longs, yeah.

• 1:10:40Speaker 06

  They were, they couldn't do a full stroke.

• 1:10:42Speaker 02

  That's terrible.

• 1:10:42Speaker 06

  The tail.

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:44Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 1:10:45Speaker 06

  For your whole life.

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, we got it. We got it before.

• 1:10:49Speaker 06

  Sadness.

• 1:10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:50Speaker 06

  Just kill these dolphins.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:52Speaker 06

  And then their aquarium is yellow.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, is that pee?

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's move on.

• 1:10:57Speaker 06

  It's all piss and shit.

• 1:10:58Speaker 04

  Damn, that's terrible.

• 1:10:59Speaker 06

  Ah, be my Las Vegas.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Also, um, I hate TikTok videos. It's when the people's last moments with their dog. You gotta get that fucking out, man.

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 1:11:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, Toby, Toby, you know what I mean? It's like, I don't wanna, I don't know, man, but.

• 1:11:16Speaker 04

  Toby was my dog.

• 1:11:17Speaker 05

  It's really sad.

• 1:11:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's really sad.

• 1:11:19Speaker 04

  You don't remember? I told you like five times.

• 1:11:24Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:11:24Speaker 04

  You remember Toby was my dog? The one that got chewed up by the husky?

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we did.

• 1:11:29Speaker 05

  Okay, you shouldn't.

• 1:11:31Speaker 02

  I didn't know about this, honey.

• 1:11:32Speaker 04

  Nah, I don't know why he brought up Toby, that's why.

• 1:11:35Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  I thought you had a Toby in your life.

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  Toby McGuire?

• 1:11:39Speaker 02

  No, like a pet named Toby.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Your favorite Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah. You'd be my favorite, yeah.

• 1:11:44Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm sorry.

• 1:11:44Speaker 04

  I don't remember.

• 1:11:45Speaker 02

  Sorry, but no, and you never told me.

• 1:11:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was a investor.

• 1:11:48Speaker 06

  Like a dog ripped your dog apart?

• 1:11:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, the husky.

• 1:11:51Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:11:52Speaker 06

  That's kinda awesome, dude.

• 1:11:55Speaker 06

  Did you see like the body?

• 1:11:56Speaker 04

  I was like in eighth grade.

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 1:11:59Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Why are you laughing?

• 1:12:02Speaker 06

  I don't know. So vulgar and sad.

• 1:12:04Speaker 05

  I know.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  It's so sad.

• 1:12:06Speaker 05

  I do that too, whenever there's a death, I'm always like.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't bring me to a funeral.

• 1:12:12Speaker 05

  It's like a nervous thing.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I laugh like a fucking hyena.

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  Me too.

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't help it.

• 1:12:18Speaker 06

  Cause I can't, yeah.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:19Speaker 06

  Like being in school.

• 1:12:20Speaker 05

  It's nervous, I'm like nervous.

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  So my, my, a friend of mine, she killed herself in high school and we were at the funeral. And I was with my friends and everyone's crying, right?

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  Devastated, you know what I mean?

• 1:12:34Speaker 04

  Why you, why?

• 1:12:35Speaker 05

  Why you laughing?

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  It was like a black funeral, they were like.

• 1:12:39Speaker 05

  You're laughing.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  They were rolling, doing fucking somersaults. Yeah.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:12:46Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, this is real?

• 1:12:49Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:12:53Speaker 06

  I'm laughing because she's laughing.

• 1:12:54Speaker 05

  I'm laughing because you're looking at me laughing.

• 1:12:59Speaker 06

  It's okay, the girl is dead.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  Is it real?

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  No, it's a joke. But anyway, she did die. I'm sitting there and you hear a knock.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  She's trying to get out. Something like that. And I laughed so hard, no one else laughed.

• 1:13:18Speaker 06

  Wait, somebody said she's trying to get out.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  I said it. And I laughed. Oh, you laughed at your own joke. I laughed at my own joke.

• 1:13:26Speaker 06

  If I was at a funeral, you would say that? Scream laughing?

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:30Speaker 06

  The funeral's over.

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you'd laugh too, right?

• 1:13:32Speaker 06

  I would laugh so hard.

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  So it's, she's trying to get out.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  Like that, miniacally. Yeah, and people are like, Jesus. The parents were turning around. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:43Speaker 06

  Swing and a miss.

• 1:13:47Speaker 02

  It's okay, I'm a.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  It's okay, I'm a.

• 1:13:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That was a, I don't think that was a miss.

• 1:13:52Speaker 06

  That was definitely a miss.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:54Speaker 06

  The fact that if I said that and nobody's laughing, I laugh even harder.

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:00Speaker 06

  Because it's so uncomfortable, you know? I.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  I, I miss her, okay? And I was devastated. So funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know, like, I, um.

• 1:14:14Speaker 02

  I think that's actually quite common.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  I think so too.

• 1:14:17Speaker 02

  There's like a fine line between like pain and laughter. And it's a very, it's very easy to cross over on the other side of it.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  There's nothing more truer than death. I mean, it's finalized, you can't spin it. Except Herman Cain tried. But, um, do you remember that?

• 1:14:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  Herman Cain, you know, I mean, went to a Trump, he was, he was running for office.

• 1:14:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember him.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he went to a Trump rally in the height of COVID. And he died. Oh, yeah. Like, a week later. But then three weeks later, he started tweeting again.

• 1:14:49Bobby Lee?

  It was crazy, it was like, you know what I mean? I don't regret going to the rally, you know what I mean? MAGA or something like that was crazy, but anyway, um, yeah, yeah, it's too true. I can't do it. Where else do you laugh that's weird?

• 1:15:03Speaker 06

  Whenever the, oh yeah, I mean, every time, the bigger the tension or the bigger the pressure to act in a certain way.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:15:12Speaker 06

  Dude, I fuck up. Every, every meeting I've ever been in where things get serious, I always fuck it up. I always say something completely inappropriate. I always fuck it up, but funerals for sure. I literally, I had to leave, I went to my girlfriend's friend also.

• 1:15:28Speaker 06

  Uh, killed herself. She jumped out of a window head first.

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I guess they killed.

• 1:15:33Speaker 06

  She jumped out of a window, uh, uh, in front of her mother head first.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:15:38Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 1:15:39Speaker 06

  I know, it's fucked up.

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:41Speaker 06

  But, I remember I couldn't go to the funeral with my girlfriend, just because

• 1:15:49Speaker 06

  when I started approaching the funeral, how sad everyone was, I could feel it coming. That, that you're gonna get.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's gonna be bad.

• 1:15:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, and then, you know, they play some hacky song. And then, of course, at the funeral.

• 1:16:02Bobby Lee?

  Is it a Beatles song?

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  Don't you dare.

• 1:16:04Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:16:05Bobby Lee?

  That song is so over, In My Life?

• 1:16:07Speaker 02

  Don't you dare, that's not, that's my favorite Beatles.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  Don't you dare ever again.

• 1:16:11Speaker 02

  No, I love that song, it's my favorite Beatles song, and it's not just for funerals, In My Life.

• 1:16:16Bobby Lee?

  In my life.

• 1:16:18Speaker 06

  Come out good.

• 1:16:18Bobby Lee?

  I loved you more. Nothing. We all live in a.

• 1:16:24Speaker 06

  I know that.

• 1:16:26Speaker 04

  Swing and a miss?

• 1:16:27Speaker 02

  That one's not, no.

• 1:16:28Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what misses are?

• 1:16:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:31Speaker 04

  We try to talk to a girl and then she goes with Ari and then that's a swing and a miss.

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  Finish the funeral?

• 1:16:36Speaker 04

  Sorry, Ari.

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You didn't go?

• 1:16:39Speaker 06

  No, no, I mean, I was approaching the funeral.

• 1:16:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:41Speaker 06

  And I had to go to the bathroom. It's not like I laugh alone in a bathroom like a psycho. I just felt I can't right now, I gotta leave. Cause it's so tense, everyone's so sad. But also, I didn't even know the girl, so you're at a funeral, you know, you're like, it's like you're watching the series mid-season. I don't know, I'm, no affiliations at all.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:03Speaker 06

  And then, I always get that, I don't know.

• 1:17:05Bobby Lee?

  Are you a child of trauma?

• 1:17:08Speaker 06

  For Americans, for sure.

• 1:17:10Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:17:11Speaker 06

  Lovely child. Lovely, smooth sailing childhood.

• 1:17:14Speaker 02

  That's how I used to feel during mass, like in the middle of church. When everyone was kneeling and like as soon as. My sister and I would always get this sneer from my mom and we'd get like we'd have to leave the church early.

• 1:17:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, kids don't do well with serious shit, yeah.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I was a kid too.

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:17:31Bobby Lee?

  When you. When that lady.

• 1:17:33Speaker 02

  You were a teenager, yeah.

• 1:17:33Speaker 06

  Teenagers literally giggle city.

• 1:17:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:36Speaker 06

  I'll giggle.

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  Also, I've never been in that situation before where. I mean, my grandparents had died, but they lived in Korea, but. This is the first time that someone died that she lived like three blocks from me.

• 1:17:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:48Bobby Lee?

  And it was, um, I just didn't, you know, and with the home that I had with the violence and the screaming and all that stuff. I, I, I just couldn't do it, you know, I just laugh because I just don't know what emotions are really.

• 1:18:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel like in, in. It is a coping mechanism, like if you don't laugh, you'll die. Like that's sometimes how I feel if I can't like even the worst shit that's ever happened to me, if I can't tell it in like. A playful way, I feel like I'll die telling it.

• 1:18:15Speaker 06

  Like I love when you're around something like you're experiencing with your family or loved ones, like a traumatic or like some. Deep thing and then if you find someone who's also a giggly guy to alleviate the situation. That's my bigger.

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Am I the giggly guy?

• 1:18:32Speaker 06

  I don't.

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  If I grew up in Estonia, would we be friends?

• 1:18:38Speaker 05

  I feel like you would be opposing forces.

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  What? Enemies?

• 1:18:43Speaker 05

  No, because you're so, you're both such big personalities.

• 1:18:46Speaker 06

  Oh, we are, I mean.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, guys like this, I thrive.

• 1:18:50Speaker 06

  Shit, did you see?

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  Santino's like this.

• 1:18:52Speaker 05

  Really, but there's a calmness to Santino.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, he's, no, but there's also, he has, there's this type of edge.

• 1:18:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  That they both share, I think.

• 1:19:01Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 1:19:01Bobby Lee?

  My point is, is this, no.

• 1:19:03Speaker 05

  Okay, okay.

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:19:05Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 1:19:05Speaker 02

  Are your parents here or?

• 1:19:07Speaker 06

  Everyone's dead, everyone's dead.

• 1:19:08Speaker 02

  Everyone's dead?

• 1:19:09Speaker 06

  Everyone's dead.

• 1:19:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:19:10Speaker 02

  When did everyone die?

• 1:19:11Speaker 06

  Just periodically, everyone just dies.

• 1:19:14Speaker 02

  So like you have family, siblings?

• 1:19:16Speaker 06

  I got a, I got a sister, sister. I have a sister.

• 1:19:18Speaker 02

  Oh, she's alive, so not everyone's dead.

• 1:19:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, not everyone.

• 1:19:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Is she hot?

• 1:19:22Speaker 06

  I love saying. She's not.

• 1:19:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:19:25Speaker 06

  For me. Uh.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  You and I share, somebody I can't name who it is.

• 1:19:30Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:19:31Bobby Lee?

  That is doing a project that I think you'd be, you should, you gotta be in it. So, um, I don't know, I just think that you're.

• 1:19:42Speaker 04

  I don't know why she's laughing.

• 1:19:44Speaker 05

  Cause I looked at Jaime.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  What is going on? Is it me?

• 1:19:48Speaker 06

  There's two separate podcasts happening.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. You're going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:54Speaker 06

  I think there's three separate podcasts we're doing.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  What I mean to say is that I think you have a big future. There's no one out there like you and, um, honestly, um, do you want to plug some dates or anything?

• 1:20:04Speaker 06

  Just my Instagram, Ari Matti Comedy.

• 1:20:06Bobby Lee?

  Ari Matti Comedy.

• 1:20:08Speaker 06

  If you Google Estonian comedian, the only one that comes up.

• 1:20:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, I see that.

• 1:20:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, um.

• 1:20:13Speaker 06

  With my dumb face.

• 1:20:14Bobby Lee?

  It's great. So, um, give Ari a round of applause.

• 1:20:21Bobby Lee?

  Can I get your number?