Bonus #111 - Nathan Macintosh and Alex Pavone [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Nathan Macintosh and Alex Pavone return to the pod to discuss Canadian fast food, Canadian gambling, loonies and toonies, and much more. Nathan, Alex and Stav help callers including woman who wants advice for dating with a Crohn's disease complication, and a man concerned for his buddy who's married with kids but has never got a beejer. Watch Nathan Macintosh's special 'Down With Tech' out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gApnofHJLoo Follow Nathan Macintosh on social media: https://www.punchup.live/nathanmacintosh http://www.nathanmacintosh.com/ https://www.facebook.com/nathanmacintoshcomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@nathanmacintosh http://www.instagram.com/nathanmacintosh http://www.twitter.com/nathanmacintosh Follow Alex Pavone on social media: https://www.instagram.com/mralexpavone/ 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:25Speaker 01

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• 0:55Speaker 02

  Hey, Stavi, baby. Hopefully you and Elvis and your guest can give me a little help on this one.

• 1:01Stavros Halkias?

  That's what we're here for.

• 1:02Speaker 02

  So one of my best friends, we don't really get to see each other too much anymore. He's got four kids, and I know some of them are pretty young, so I understand we don't get to hang out a lot. Basically, the only time we do hang out is playing video games and, you know, hanging out on Discord. Well, this last weekend, he casually mentioned that he has never had a blowjob, and he thought that was totally normal.

• 1:25Speaker 04

  What? Not having an asshole is more normal.

• 1:29Stavros Halkias?

  Way more normal.

• 1:30Speaker 04

  For sure, buddy.

• 1:31Stavros Halkias?

  Way, not even close.

• 1:33Speaker 04

  Not even at the same realm.

• 1:34Stavros Halkias?

  Not even close.

• 1:36Speaker 05

  Put down the remote, sock him off, be a bud, finger his asshole.

• 1:40Speaker 04

  Oh, that's hilarious. Should I blow my friends?

• 1:41Stavros Halkias?

  I'll play, I'll play.

• 1:43Speaker 05

  Did it?

• 1:44Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 1:45Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  How do I bring this topic up again and convince him that's not normal and that he shouldn't accept life like this?

• 1:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Love you guys. Hopefully you and your guest can give me a little pointer on here, because I don't think anyone should go through life like that.

• 2:01Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 2:02Speaker 04

  Who is this man? How did we all become his friends?

• 2:04Stavros Halkias?

  He's a good guy.

• 2:05Speaker 04

  This guy's great.

• 2:06Speaker 05

  This guy's married. His buddy's married. His buddy didn't get the blowjob. He's married.

• 2:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, and this guy's like, what the, nobody's blowing my friend.

• 2:13Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, look.

• 2:13Speaker 04

  This is bullshit.

• 2:15Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 2:16Speaker 04

  This guy's pissed. I love this.

• 2:17Speaker 05

  If I was, if he was a real pal, real pal, real friend, real hero. Head, no, headphone off when they're playing video games. Tell them to turn on the TV, make the announcement, and then when the wife's in the room, say, suck him off, suck him off, suck him off.

• 2:31Speaker 04

  Through Call of Duty.

• 2:32Speaker 05

  Correct.

• 2:32Speaker 04

  You're telling me the TV is Fortnite's playing and then she just, she's walking through, doing her stuff, and then she hears, suck him.

• 2:41Stavros Halkias?

  Suck his cock, you.

• 2:43Speaker 04

  Like.

• 2:43Stavros Halkias?

  Killer headshots.

• 2:44Speaker 04

  She hasn't heard about blow, she hasn't heard about sucking a man.

• 2:47Stavros Halkias?

  Suck him, you selfish pig, suck him.

• 2:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I love this guy. This guy might be one of the only friends left in America. This guy's great.

• 2:55Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely, this is insane, right?

• 2:57Speaker 04

  It's way, way, it's way less common than not having an asshole.

• 3:01Stavros Halkias?

  This is insane.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  Nobody has an asshole anymore. Nobody, why doesn't anybody have an asshole, says Alex. Just gonna take it out whatever you want. Everybody's been blown. Who hasn't been blown?

• 3:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 3:10Speaker 04

  This is nuts. So I'm assuming this is his, the lady he's with, that's the only woman he's ever been with?

• 3:15Stavros Halkias?

  That has to be it. That has to be it.

• 3:17Speaker 04

  And she's never blown him and, and, that's a tough ask after four kids.

• 3:20Stavros Halkias?

  That's what I was just gonna say. So like, as much as I feel for this guy, right? This woman figured out a way, she's living a nice, calm, idyllic life.

• 3:29Speaker 04

  Crafty.

• 3:29Stavros Halkias?

  Right?

• 3:30Speaker 04

  Crafty.

• 3:30Stavros Halkias?

  Never sucked, she clearly has no desire to suck dick. Not my kinda lady, I'll tell you that much.

• 3:36Speaker 04

  Now we got you on the, see, you don't need an asshole, but you need a lady with a mouth.

• 3:41Stavros Halkias?

  Without question.

• 3:42Speaker 04

  I hear ya. I need both personally.

• 3:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, you guys.

• 3:44Speaker 04

  I'm gonna need both. Honestly, I'm just a man, I pay tax.

• 3:47Stavros Halkias?

  I respect that. Now, this, and, and again, her behavior is not something I can accept ever, but.

• 3:56Speaker 04

  Bitch, it's hard, no, she's cold.

• 3:58Stavros Halkias?

  What this guy's trying to do, this, basically, this woman is like, she's basically like a mobster who's been living quietly, under witness protection. And this guy is Tony Soprano, dropping his wife off, dropping his daughter off, and then he's like, he's like. She's never blown my friend? And she's, and it's like, look, I, I don't agree with her philosophically, but he's trying to completely fuck her life up.

• 4:21Speaker 05

  Absolutely.

• 4:21Stavros Halkias?

  He's trying to get her, and look, and I think she should suck her-

• 4:25Speaker 05

  Kudos to this young lady though, for, for going this long.

• 4:28Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 4:28Stavros Halkias?

  I wouldn't say kudos.

• 4:30Speaker 05

  I don't know. Buddy, she doesn't wanna do it, she's not doing it.

• 4:33Speaker 04

  In her own life, yes, but I mean, how'd you even have four kids? What do you guys do? You just walk into the room?

• 4:37Stavros Halkias?

  Well, because-

• 4:38Speaker 04

  But you just walk straight in and, and do it?

• 4:39Speaker 05

  Don't let me be the question-

• 4:41Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe a jerking.

• 4:42Speaker 05

  Don't let me be the science guy behind this one, pal.

• 4:44Speaker 04

  There might not be that much of a jerk either. Might be like one of, one of these-

• 4:47Stavros Halkias?

  You never know.

• 4:48Speaker 04

  Maybe, maybe she's a jerk master.

• 4:50Stavros Halkias?

  She's a jerk master?

• 4:51Speaker 04

  Wet hand, beyond wet, feels like a mouth.

• 4:53Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe she has some kind of, you know, dental issues, who knows?

• 4:56Speaker 05

  Maybe she had her tongue removed.

• 4:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but even then, it'd be like, you'd think one.

• 5:00Speaker 05

  All she's-

• 5:01Stavros Halkias?

  Never!

• 5:02Speaker 04

  I know.

• 5:02Stavros Halkias?

  Not one dick suck-

• 5:04Speaker 04

  At this point in time-

• 5:04Speaker 05

  But every woman this man has been with then has never sucked a man.

• 5:07Speaker 04

  We're saying that this is the only woman he's ever been with ever.

• 5:09Speaker 05

  I, I would imagine, yes.

• 5:10Speaker 04

  Cause you can't, there's not, there's a lot, look, people like to say women, people don't like sucking dick, but yeah, grow up.

• 5:16Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 5:16Speaker 04

  And, and there's also with this-

• 5:17Speaker 05

  And do we know how many assholes this woman has?

• 5:19Speaker 04

  Just one or two. Four.

• 5:20Speaker 05

  Four, okay.

• 5:20Speaker 04

  Um, they're called her kids.

• 5:23Stavros Halkias?

  Get them, get those fucking children.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  This lady, you'd only have to blow him one time. This guy's so ready to come, if you put your mouth near his bag-

• 5:33Stavros Halkias?

  Well, she's also horrible at sucking dick, she's never sucked a dick.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  But he doesn't know that, he has no idea.

• 5:37Stavros Halkias?

  He'll know.

• 5:38Speaker 04

  He will know, but he's still gonna come, and then he's not gonna ask again.

• 5:41Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know, some bad head is pretty bad.

• 5:43Speaker 04

  You think it might ruin their marriage? The, well, the only thing keeping them together right now is his dick out of her mouth?

• 5:47Stavros Halkias?

  I will say this could very much destabilize this marriage.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  Well, this guy's coming in hard. The friend is fucking, he, he's kicking in the Thanksgiving dinner door-

• 5:56Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 5:56Speaker 04

  With two turkeys and he's like, suck him already for fuck's sake.

• 5:59Stavros Halkias?

  I'm actually, this, again, to use another analogy, this does feel like, uh, look, should, should Saddam Hussein been in charge of Iraq? No, right? He's a bad guy who did bad things, but you topple him and the whole region is chaos.

• 6:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's, that's the problem.

• 6:17Speaker 04

  You suck one dick around here-

• 6:18Stavros Halkias?

  You suck this guy off once.

• 6:20Speaker 05

  You're making this a dangerous environment for your children.

• 6:22Stavros Halkias?

  And this becomes crazy, dude.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, the whole- He might become addicted and be like, every day-

• 6:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 6:26Speaker 05

  The whole house could be in disarray, bro.

• 6:28Stavros Halkias?

  This is just, this is a situation built- Built on, built in a context I can't, I couldn't possibly live in. But it might, I don't know.

• 6:38Speaker 04

  Maybe this woman is so smart. That she understands that if she blows this guy once, he'll become like, it's like his Mr. Hyde. And he'll fucking run through the house attacking shit. To save her family's life, they may be too deep.

• 6:50Stavros Halkias?

  It's crazy, cause like, like this guy's trying to be America and install democracy and fuck everybody's life up. I agree philosophically, I think everyone should be getting blown and sucking dick. But.

• 7:01Speaker 04

  I would say his intentions are good. This man right here's intentions are good, wait a bit. Wait, let the kids go to school. How did we turn it back around on this guy? This guy's the only decent person. He's a great guy, he's a great guy. It's the timing. Wait till the kids are out of the house. This guy's gonna go another 20 years? He might have to. No, that's fucking nuts. I'm back around. Dude, what about the family? Fuck the family, you gotta, you just gotta get sucked sometimes. Jesus Christ.

• 7:26Stavros Halkias?

  It's about what's, we're having two different discussions here. What's right? And what's practical? Right? Cause what's right is sucking dick.

• 7:34Speaker 04

  And how, how hard, it's gonna take, it's gonna take 36 seconds. This guy's gonna come harder than he's ever came before.

• 7:41Stavros Halkias?

  It's just introducing incredible chaos to this wedding, this union.

• 7:46Speaker 04

  I don't know, it might not be. Maybe, maybe she loves it.

• 7:48Stavros Halkias?

  She doesn't love it.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  Clearly.

• 7:50Stavros Halkias?

  Clearly doesn't love it.

• 7:51Speaker 04

  She's not, she's not, no, no, no, she's definitely not.

• 7:53Stavros Halkias?

  So I don't know, if this, if someone were to tell me this, I don't know how I would respond. Cause also it's like, here's the other thing, you know his wife, you know his wife, is that surprising to you? I bet you, I bet you I could.

• 8:06Speaker 04

  Housecoat, big, big slippers?

• 8:08Stavros Halkias?

  You can tell if someone's never sucked dick.

• 8:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can, you can.

• 8:12Stavros Halkias?

  They're not fun, they're not a cool person.

• 8:15Speaker 04

  Those big, those big Homer Simpson slippers, where they just put your foot in the mouth?

• 8:19Stavros Halkias?

  Even, even, even just energetically, she sucks.

• 8:22Speaker 04

  She goes like this, hey.

• 8:23Stavros Halkias?

  There's no way you're good, a good person if you've never sucked dick in your life.

• 8:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, you gotta.

• 8:28Stavros Halkias?

  As a woman, I suppose, as a straight woman or a gay man.

• 8:32Speaker 04

  We don't know if she hasn't sucked dick though. We don't know.

• 8:35Stavros Halkias?

  That's even more sinister. That's even more sinister.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  He's blowing everybody in town except for your husband. We just know this guy hasn't ever gotten his dick sucked and we think he's the only. I wonder how old he is. He put his head like that.

• 8:49Stavros Halkias?

  This is tough, man. This is tough.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  She's blown every guy she's ever been with. Maybe that's what it is. The other guys ruined it for her because they did. Maybe they did that thing where they're like, she's like, tell me when you're gonna come and they didn't. And she goes, fuck this. I'm not doing this shit anymore.

• 9:01Stavros Halkias?

  Still, man.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  It's a deep story.

• 9:02Stavros Halkias?

  This is love. This is the, the man who ra- who gave you four children. You're not gonna suck his cock?

• 9:08Speaker 04

  I, I would like, I'm not kidding. I'd watch an eight-part Netflix documentary about, I'm not kidding, about this whole ordeal. I wanna know how they made the kids without any foreplay. I wanna know this other guy who's like, buddy, he loves his friend. He's like, you can't not blow my friend.

• 9:22Speaker 05

  Those might be weird kids, eh? Non-blow, conceived children.

• 9:27Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, well, I was, I was a fucking test tube baby.

• 9:30Speaker 04

  Were you?

• 9:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:31Speaker 05

  You were?

• 9:31Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm. So there was no, so, you know what I mean?

• 9:34Speaker 04

  But you don't know that the cum that went into the tube wasn't sucked out.

• 9:39Stavros Halkias?

  I'm pretty sure it wasn't. I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

• 9:41Speaker 04

  You don't know, dude. You don't know that for a fact. There's some of these sperm donors.

• 9:46Stavros Halkias?

  I guess I could ask my parents.

• 9:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's some sperm donor clinics that have a woman there, man, there.

• 9:50Stavros Halkias?

  I'm really pretty certain.

• 9:52Speaker 05

  That's one wing of a hospital.

• 9:52Stavros Halkias?

  I'm pretty certain I wasn't sucked out of my dad's cock.

• 9:56Speaker 05

  And asshole stitching. That's where they put all.

• 9:58Stavros Halkias?

  And put into my mom. I'm pretty certain my, I wasn't sucked out of my dad's dick and then implanted into my mom.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  Well, shoved in. The dick would be the guy that, you know, hot to it, baby.

• 10:09Stavros Halkias?

  It's interesting. I guess, it's funny to think that, in theory, somebody could have sucked my, not even my mom. Like a nurse sucked my dad's dick and then put me in a fucking test tube.

• 10:18Speaker 04

  And then, or just drip like a bird, just drip the cum into her, while she's like upside down, right into her.

• 10:25Stavros Halkias?

  It's a guy, it's like the most square guy with glasses and a tie and he's sucking my dad's dick and then he's like.

• 10:32Stavros Halkias?

  While my mom's in stirrups.

• 10:36Speaker 04

  Suck this cum out of my cock and stitch up my asshole. Yeah, we got a tough, we got a tough day in the surgery room today, buddy.

• 10:44Stavros Halkias?

  Aw, man, one of these.

• 10:45Speaker 04

  Suck another dick and then dribble the cum into a woman's pussy? Jesus Christ. How many times this week?

• 10:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, baby bird that cum right behind you.

• 10:54Speaker 04

  First of all, this guy, again, his friend, you gotta let him know that it's not normal. I think you gotta let him know, well, maybe you're right, man.

• 11:00Speaker 05

  Start with that.

• 11:01Speaker 04

  Who gives a shit? I don't know, this guy's gone this long, he thinks it's normal. I don't know how he's even gone this far.

• 11:06Speaker 05

  No, he's in denial.

• 11:07Speaker 04

  How the fuck have we gotten this far? You don't know that it's okay?

• 11:09Speaker 05

  I just.

• 11:09Speaker 04

  But I don't want to attack him. I don't know what to do here.

• 11:11Speaker 05

  I just think.

• 11:12Speaker 04

  Man's in denial, he knows.

• 11:12Stavros Halkias?

  And no one is more pro getting your dick sucked than me, but this is really tough. I, I just keep, I keep thinking of more destructive analogies, but like, you know how they say there's, there's like, there's like cavemen diseases in the permafrost? And you thaw that out and who know, like, you let this guy know how much he wants head.

• 11:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, he might leave his family. That's what I'm saying.

• 11:36Speaker 04

  He might be done at a, a Red Roof Inn.

• 11:37Speaker 05

  Wait till the kids are out of the house.

• 11:39Speaker 04

  Twenty years this guy's gonna go, twenty fucking years.

• 11:41Speaker 05

  We don't know how old the kids are.

• 11:42Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, look, you can bring it up again.

• 11:44Speaker 04

  No, he said they're pretty young.

• 11:46Speaker 05

  Then it's gonna be a while.

• 11:47Speaker 04

  So, so in twenty years, this guy's gotta sit there and wait, just drive.

• 11:50Stavros Halkias?

  He doesn't.

• 11:51Speaker 05

  Let him know it's not normal. Let him know it's not normal off the hat, off the hot though.

• 11:55Speaker 04

  He's starting a Truman Show with though, and he's asking questions. He's at the beach being like, there's more out there. And his friends are like, just try the A and W roof here. He's, he's getting antsy. The guy wants his dick wet.

• 12:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 12:06Speaker 04

  Right now it's covered in fucking crumbs, playing Fortnite.

• 12:09Stavros Halkias?

  Let's give the lady a benefit of the doubt, what if she just has great pussy?

• 12:13Speaker 05

  No.

• 12:13Stavros Halkias?

  It's possible.

• 12:14Speaker 05

  That's no benefit, we can't do that.

• 12:15Speaker 04

  He's bringing it up in a way that's, that's not saying that.

• 12:17Speaker 05

  This, yeah, I, I agree with that. I don't think that's.

• 12:20Speaker 04

  As, as a man who's been blown hard.

• 12:21Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 12:22Speaker 04

  There's no, it's a different thing. They're two different fucking situations.

• 12:25Stavros Halkias?

  It's true, but I, again, I also, I will say this, I do know guy, the same way I know guys who have no interest in asshole. These are freaks, but I know guys who don't really wanna like, don't like getting blown compared to having sex.

• 12:38Speaker 05

  That's, that's, that's.

• 12:39Stavros Halkias?

  That's out there.

• 12:40Speaker 04

  But you still, they're not gonna turn it, they're not gonna be like, don't suck me, just ride me. You know what?

• 12:44Stavros Halkias?

  I, I know people like that.

• 12:46Speaker 04

  Don't suck me.

• 12:46Stavros Halkias?

  And especially when they get into relationships.

• 12:48Speaker 05

  They've had their dicks sucked.

• 12:49Speaker 04

  All these guys that are like, she's my fucking queen now, she doesn't suck me, that's for whores.

• 12:54Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 12:55Speaker 04

  But you don't have me, I thought that you were going.

• 12:56Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, no, no, I just mean a guy who mechanically prefers the feeling of pussy on his dick to a mouth.

• 13:03Speaker 05

  That's different than never getting a blowjob.

• 13:05Stavros Halkias?

  This, the woman before had a serious medical issue. And we.

• 13:11Speaker 04

  This is the most robust debate we've ever had on this show.

• 13:14Stavros Halkias?

  We dealt with it seriously for about ninety seconds. We made fun of her for fifteen minutes, actually dealt with it for nine... This, we are locked in and having serious philosophical questions on...

• 13:30Speaker 05

  What was I thinking about his children? What was I thinking about? You compared it to the Middle East Gulf of Iraq?

• 13:37Speaker 04

  He brought up Saddam Hussein!

• 13:39Speaker 05

  And we weren't even... He didn't even laugh!

• 13:41Speaker 04

  You said, "Head is gonna destabilize the environment."

• 13:47Speaker 04

  No, we didn't laugh at all! America's gonna run into his house.

• 13:50Speaker 05

  I couldn't think of a better analogy.

• 13:51Speaker 04

  Sounds like a really good, honestly. If he gets blown once, his kids might have to find different places to go. He might be down at the fucking track just buying hookers, you don't know.

• 14:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah dude, I would say tread very lightly. This is a... This is a very interesting situation.

• 14:07Speaker 04

  This guy, keep it deeper. This guy though, that wrote this email, he's ready to bust too! They're both ready to go!

• 14:14Stavros Halkias?

  The thing is, that's what I would... That's to bring it back to the question here. He... You have to take yourself out of it, right? He is so... He's on a crusade.

• 14:25Speaker 04

  He's angry. His life sucks, it's incredible.

• 14:27Stavros Halkias?

  He's on a crusade.

• 14:28Speaker 04

  I don't think anybody should have to live like this.

• 14:32Speaker 04

  He's fucking...

• 14:33Stavros Halkias?

  And I would tell our caller, this isn't you. You're not the one not getting sucked. Okay? This is working for him. If the rest of his life is good...

• 14:41Speaker 05

  Bring it back a bit though.

• 14:42Stavros Halkias?

  I'm scared to... I'm scared to end... To put this into the fucking...

• 14:46Speaker 05

  But if this guy... He has great intentions, but he does have to just...

• 14:50Stavros Halkias?

  He has to slow play this.

• 14:51Speaker 05

  Because...

• 14:52Speaker 04

  If he's not getting sucked, none of us are getting sucked.

• 14:54Stavros Halkias?

  That's how he feels.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  You gotta bring the entire country along, or people get left behind. Did I say no dick left behind?

• 15:00Stavros Halkias?

  I kind of...

• 15:01Speaker 05

  Dude, he's a fucking team player, this kid. This is a guy you want... Walking for you on the offensive line. This guy's a good kid.

• 15:07Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, he's a good guy. But I'm gonna say... I'm gonna say, you're gonna have to slow play this. You're gonna have to...

• 15:14Speaker 05

  You go to the wife, you're saying?

• 15:15Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, no.

• 15:16Speaker 05

  You go up to the wife every once in a while, like a function or something?

• 15:18Speaker 04

  There's no way you can look at her.

• 15:20Speaker 05

  What's in your... Do this with your mouth.

• 15:21Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey guys, I got popsicles for us. Let's all eat these popsicles.

• 15:26Speaker 05

  At one point though, this woman...

• 15:28Stavros Halkias?

  Let's have a who can eat the banana in less bites competition. See if fucking does twelve bites.

• 15:34Speaker 04

  Does everybody in the house have a gag reflex or just me? And start testing it?

• 15:39Stavros Halkias?

  So, okay, to wrap this up.

• 15:43Stavros Halkias?

  To wrap this up, because we could go all day.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  There's another hour on this, for sure.

• 15:47Stavros Halkias?

  As a good friend, you're gonna have to make yourself, just make yourself, uh...

• 15:52Speaker 04

  Great friend.

• 15:53Stavros Halkias?

  As a great friend, make yourself, you can't be, but you don't, don't do any unilateral moves here. Don't do anything crazy. You have to be there as a support structure. Don't force the issue. Be there as a, if it ever comes up again, be like, "That's, that's kinda weird. You're okay with that?" And just kinda like be there as a, as a place for him to vent. Guide him as it comes up naturally, but you do not, do not shake the foundation of this strange setup. Go ahead, Nathan.

• 16:23Speaker 04

  This completely different opinion. This man's gotta go, you gotta go straight to the source. You gotta walk right up to the wife alone and go, "The fuck's your problem? My friend has had a dick this whole time, and you're telling me right now you've never sucked it? You gotta grow up."

• 16:36Speaker 05

  Is he the only guy that knows, or do other friends know? Because if he's the only guy that knows, let it be. Other people know? Anonymous letter, slide it under the door, suck buddy off, and back off.

• 16:47Stavros Halkias?

  The Jersey Shore, the Jersey Shore, season one, uh, "Dear Sammy."

• 16:52Speaker 05

  Slide it under the door, and backpedal away. In different cursive, like the Zodiac Killer. Suck buddy off.

• 17:00Stavros Halkias?

  Those are three very interesting perspectives on the matter. Select your own.

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• 18:28Stavros Halkias?

  Terms apply.