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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 152, my birthday episode, round of applause, please.

• 1:27Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, thank you. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 152, the birthday episode. If you're new here, or if you haven't already, you look below, you see the subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you leave even more below that, you see the comment sections are filled with your name, guess what, even more wrong, go ahead and fill that out. I'm gonna make this intro all about me, cuz it's my birthday, I'm 26, I'm a year closer to the end, we're almost...

• 1:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding. Thank you guys so much for coming back to You Should Know Podcast. I love you so much. All I'm asking for you this intro is drop something in the comment section. If you want to give me a birthday gift, all you gotta do is share this with three friends today. Share this episode with three friends. And if you want even bigger birthday present for me, head over to that Koala Club, the Patreon, join any tier you would like. We have so much content over there and it is just growing and growing and growing. Actually, this last week, the whole team made a huge, huge visit somewhere and it could really, really boost the Patreon in the next coming months. So if you want to join the Koala Club, see everything that's going on over there, see the ad-free and uncensored episodes, as well as the new games, all the extended episodes,

• 2:40Peyton Hardin?

  10 Minute Talks with Mama Liv, the vlogs, everything, early access to tour tickets. It will be over there at the Koala Club. We love you so, so much. We're on the road to 1 million subscribers. I love you. Enjoy the rest of the episode. No, to the rest of the episode.

• 2:58Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-hosts back in the studio.

• 3:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It's your birthday. It's your birthday. It's your birthday.

• 3:07Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like how this has started.

• 3:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's your birthday.

• 3:10Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you. Thank you. Happy birthday to me.

• 3:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Happy birthday to you. As of yesterday. Today is no longer your birthday. Nothing is special about today. It's a regular day.

• 3:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's okay. Well, well, your day, your birthday falls on tax day. So every time you celebrate a new year alive, everybody's very disappointed and sad.

• 3:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone is depressed and mad, but I have something to quickly point out. Your legs dry as shit. Okay? We're gonna get right into it. Pull those jeans up. My God, Peyton, and your sock is yellow. Get some new sock. You know what? No. Okay. I already gave you your gift, but we're gonna, actually I didn't.

• 3:45Peyton Hardin?

  You haven't yet. In real time, you haven't.

• 3:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I have not. In real time, but.

• 3:48Peyton Hardin?

  You should have brought it today.

• 3:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't have it. I don't have it yet. It's still coming in.

• 3:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so you still haven't got me my gift?

• 3:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's coming in. It's just not, I had to get it via online. Can't really, can't control the commerce world, buddy. I can just click buy and then I gotta wait. What can I say? But, I'm gonna get you lotion and some white socks. What do you say?

• 4:06Peyton Hardin?

  Why not black socks?

• 4:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I like white socks better.

• 4:08Peyton Hardin?

  I bet you do.

• 4:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I bet I do too. White socks for the end, for the win till the end.

• 4:12Peyton Hardin?

  How have you been? How was your week bubba? Week 3 of being a father, how are we feeling?

• 4:16Cameron Kennedy?

  My god, it's good. It's slowly getting better. Things are becoming, uh, more, more sustainable, more routine-esque, and it's getting better. I cannot complain.

• 4:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:26Cameron Kennedy?

  How's your 3rd week of being Uncle Ben?

• 4:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's great. I love it. Anytime you FaceTime me, I'm immediately like Shelby Malachi.

• 4:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You are?

• 4:32Peyton Hardin?

  And, me and him, me and Malachi have some kind of like, thing going on already. We have some kind of relationship. Because yesterday, it was late night, like 10?

• 4:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like 11.

• 4:42Peyton Hardin?

  11. Me and Cam were FaceTiming, he was holding Malachi. He was holding his son. And, and so Cam was trying to put him down, like go to sleep. And so Malachi was drifting, right? And Cam was really fighting for Malachi to just close his eyes. He would close his eyes, but every time Cam would put the phone on him to show me, Malachi would be like...

• 5:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he did a gun one time, the other time he said, he was like...

• 5:09Cameron Kennedy?

  He was throwing up just...

• 5:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, bro, so it would be like, anytime like, Cam would turn his head, Malachi and me had this little thing going on.

• 5:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all got a connection.

• 5:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you, we're two peas in a pod.

• 5:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Now let's just go down that road, real quick.

• 5:21Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go down the road. Is it gravel or is it granite?

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's rock.

• 5:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yellow brick.

• 5:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a rocky road. And I'm not talking ice cream, but, let's say, when he's 16, and he comes to you, right? We've kinda done some of these before, but we're gonna change it.

• 5:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:33Cameron Kennedy?

  He's 16 years old, he comes to you and he goes, "I hate my parents, I wanna live with you."

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 5:38Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you say?

• 5:38Peyton Hardin?

  Can't happen.

• 5:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Why not?

• 5:40Peyton Hardin?

  Don't love you that much.

• 5:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna betray him?

• 5:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's not betrayal.

• 5:43Cameron Kennedy?

  In his darkest hour, you're gonna let my son down? He hates me. He hates my wife.

• 5:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, well, first of all-

• 5:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You're his only source of light, you and Christ. But he's 16, he doesn't have a job, yet, maybe, maybe he does. And he can't buy his own stuff, so he has to go live with someone that loves him.

• 5:58Peyton Hardin?

  Why would, why would he hate y'all?

• 6:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Devil's advocate, I don't know.

• 6:01Peyton Hardin?

  Well, for honest, you want the honest answer or the funny answer?

• 6:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's go funny first.

• 6:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be like, "I hate him too." I'd be like, "No, I completely understand."

• 6:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You go move it, I'll kick CJ out.

• 6:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Oh, CJ?

• 6:11Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ's living with you when he's 16!

• 6:14Peyton Hardin?

  I've done something. Horribly wrong.

• 6:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Failed.

• 6:17Peyton Hardin?

  Something has gone so wrong.

• 6:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Oh, okay, to hell with Malachi, let's go down that road.

• 6:25Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 6:26Cameron Kennedy?

  If CJ was with you in 16 years, still is your roommate, in presumably a much bigger house, presumably more responsibilities in life, you'll probably be married with kids, he might be married with kids.

• 6:41Peyton Hardin?

  What is this, full house? Am I goddamn John Stamos? What is, what's happening?

• 6:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's say CJ fell off the wagon, never found love, okay? So he doesn't have love, never experienced it, he's not in love, he's a very unloving creature.

• 6:55Peyton Hardin?

  Unlovable.

• 6:56Cameron Kennedy?

  But you found love, have a wife, you have two gorgeous children.

• 7:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god.

• 7:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, all in your house. But that last bedroom down the hall.

• 7:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no.

• 7:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You hear, "No, get down, he's coming behind you, he's coming behind you." "Dude, swap it out, I just bought the 80, the 80/80, it shouldn't be lagging." You hear that at the end of the hallway, right?

• 7:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What are your thoughts? Do you have that dawning moment, you just wake up and go, "What did I do?"

• 7:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, I would honestly live in misery. Like every day, every wake up, I would go downstairs and I'd hear the lotion thing going. And I'd be like, "What's happening?" I'd be like, "My water bill's so high, he's washing his hands every four minutes." I'm like, "Damn it dude."

• 7:36Cameron Kennedy?

  But, but...

• 7:37Peyton Hardin?

  He's washing his hair to go take pictures of me, like what's happening?

• 7:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Making you late? But, your kids love him.

• 7:45Peyton Hardin?

  Don't care.

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  So much.

• 7:47Peyton Hardin?

  Don't care.

• 7:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And they take some stress off you because they take their problems, worries and concerns to Uncle CJ.

• 7:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, I wouldn't want that. I would be like, "Please don't go to CJ."

• 7:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't go to CJ for advice, he'd sit there, "Well, if you think about it, uh..."

• 8:03Cameron Kennedy?

  "You know, your dad kinda actually helped me with these problems when we were younger, funny story, but uh, I gotta go play that."

• 8:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, that would be a bad thing, but, that would be really bad. One thing I need to say, like, I'm adjusting, like our lives have changed, right?

• 8:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 8:17Peyton Hardin?

  Like, our relationship isn't the same anymore, I talk to you less, I kinda like you less.

• 8:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No you don't, don't say that.

• 8:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah.

• 8:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Do not say that.

• 8:25Peyton Hardin?

  I do.

• 8:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Do not say that.

• 8:27Peyton Hardin?

  There's a lot of-

• 8:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You're hurting my heart.

• 8:28Peyton Hardin?

  Well, see, that's kinda the thing I'm getting into.

• 8:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm hurting your heart?

• 8:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, since you've became a father- You are so soft now.

• 8:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I am.

• 8:38Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, it's like, you know, me and Cam, we've been friends for almost a decade, right? And we have this thing down, like how we make jokes to each other. I know what he finds funny, he knows what I find funny. And we'll just, our thing is saying the wildest things to each other will keep wanting up until it's like, okay.

• 8:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It's just like, alright, alright.

• 8:57Peyton Hardin?

  This has gone too far. We'll be at ground level, like base level, I'll do level one insensitive joke and Cam's like, come on, man. Like, that's a community. Like, you, like, that's a marginalized group, man. And you know their families don't like that.

• 9:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You're supposed to be fighting for them, not making jokes? Oh my god.

• 9:16Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, and it's like, like, first of all, pick up the water bottle you brought in today.

• 9:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 9:21Peyton Hardin?

  You sassy?

• 9:22Cameron Kennedy?

  What's wrong with my water bottle?

• 9:24Peyton Hardin?

  I've never seen you drink out of something like that.

• 9:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What's wrong with my Owala? It's a fantastic bottle.

• 9:30Peyton Hardin?

  Non-sponsored.

• 9:31Cameron Kennedy?

  For multiple reasons. One, clip right there, you can take it with you. Two.

• 9:35Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, we don't need, you're giving them a lot of free promo right now.

• 9:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And three, you can pour or sip. It's a fantastic cup.

• 9:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying, like, it is a multi-colored water bottle, bro. Like, I, I literally, I went on a date the other day. I went on a date, right? First date, you know about it.

• 9:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it was fantastic.

• 9:53Peyton Hardin?

  Cam literally called me before the date, he goes, hey, please send me pictures.

• 9:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 9:58Peyton Hardin?

  What? No, no, no, you shut the hell up. You go, he goes, please send me pictures. And I was like, of what? He goes, y'all having fun?

• 10:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 10:05Peyton Hardin?

  I said, Cam.

• 10:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, one, I asked for a picture, not multiple. I said, send me a picture of y'all. I want a smile. Is that too much to ask for? I am, I am deeply running out of sleep. My brain is swelling and I love you and love the fact that you are loving your love affair right now. And I want to see you having fun. What the hell is wrong with that?

• 10:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's straight, we, we've, I've been on hundreds of dates since I've known you.

• 10:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Exact, so?

• 10:34Peyton Hardin?

  You've never asked me for that. You never even really cared that much.

• 10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's not true. I, I knew some of them would just be like a.

• 10:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true. Don't put that on my tag.

• 10:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true. But a son might have done something to my soul.

• 10:49Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah.

• 10:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It might have softened it.

• 10:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's not fun.

• 10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Same Cam. I'm still Macho Man Cam, right?

• 10:53Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 10:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Right? I go, "Right, please?"

• 10:56Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah, it's just, it's just different.

• 10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not different. Name, okay, name one more thing, you jackass. I'm so soft.

• 11:02Peyton Hardin?

  I've named two already. You can't joke the same way anymore.

• 11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I can.

• 11:05Peyton Hardin?

  You asked me to send pictures of dates.

• 11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Of you having fun.

• 11:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I said, "Why?" And you're like, "You being happy makes me happy." And I said, "You don't get that shit out of here."

• 11:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. It's a, it's a brotherly love. You be, you being happy, you chasing this thing that you just haven't quite got, that your soul is yearning for. It makes me, it fills my cup. All right? And I wanted to see your crooked smile in action. Sue me.

• 11:31Peyton Hardin?

  And then so I-

• 11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That I love you so much. I wanted it to be documented.

• 11:34Peyton Hardin?

  And we had a Super Bowl party this last week, right?

• 11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  We did, yes.

• 11:36Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, the Super Bowl started at what, 5:30?

• 11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  5:30.

• 11:39Peyton Hardin?

  5:30. Cam gets at the house at like 4:45, right? He's there for 25 minutes. At 5 o'clock, he goes, "Hey, man, I, I get sniped at 5, dawg." He was like, "I'mma go down for a nap." I said, "I said, we have liters of alcohol in here." "We have a bartender in my garage right now." And you're talking about a goddamn nap.

• 12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it comes quick. It's like 5 o'clock every day. I don't know what it is. 5 o'clock is when I get absolutely just shot with a poison dart of sleepiness. I'll literally, 4, 4:59, I'm like this, 5 o'clock, I go. I start getting really loopy and I'm like, "Oh, man, it must be 5." Then I crack a energy drink and hopefully I'm good from there. Either energy drink or coffee. It's kinda wicked. I'm drinking it at 5:00 PM, but it's all good.

• 12:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know. And your, your alcohol intake is, is different now, like-

• 12:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Haven't drank a lot since I've had Junior, but it's fantastic.

• 12:29Peyton Hardin?

  I know, bro, but it's normally like, "You're my shot buddy." Like, "Let's go shots. Let's take shots." You're like, you're like, "I'll take a small margarita." And I'm like, "What the-"

• 12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Keep it skinny.

• 12:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm like, "What?" Brother, you're different.

• 12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, the, the drinking companionship is, it could be seen from two different lenses. I might have not been drinking as much. I gotta work my way back. And you might be- So much drowning in alcohol that it's hard for anyone to be on par with you. So let's talk about that. I walked into the Super Bowl party at 4:45. The ball's not in the air for another hour. You're four shots in. Now, you're supposed to have fun.

• 13:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's my house.

• 13:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's your party, it's your house, you don't gotta drive nowhere. I love that for you.

• 13:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  But when you can't even say my name without slurring it before kickoff happens, we might have problems.

• 13:18Peyton Hardin?

  I had a hundred dollar bet on the kickoff, Tom.

• 13:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And you won.

• 13:20Peyton Hardin?

  And I won.

• 13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Did he pay you?

• 13:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100% immediately.

• 13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Nice.

• 13:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I had a full bar downstairs and Cam went to it twice.

• 13:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not go to it twice. I took three tequila shots, three, and I had three, but I only finished like half of the last of the margaritas.

• 13:34Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay.

• 13:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Three margaritas, three tequila shots.

• 13:36Peyton Hardin?

  You're different.

• 13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That's decent. And about three Red Bulls, like just the Red Bulls. I really was tired and I had to stay away. Fun party, though.

• 13:44Peyton Hardin?

  It was fun party.

• 13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Fun party.

• 13:45Peyton Hardin?

  It was fun.

• 13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Very fun. Vlog coming out this?

• 13:47Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 13:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Vlog's coming out soon.

• 13:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's coming out soon. There's a vlog in Koala Club coming out soon. One thing also, last thing about you as a father. This is all things that have been just going through my mind these past couple of weeks since you've been dead. No, it's more of a negative thought process.

• 14:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Well.

• 14:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna take you off my emergency contact.

• 14:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is that?

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  You do not answer the phone anymore.

• 14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I have explicit, shut up here, so I have explicit instructions. Unless emergen- now, now that's, now that's where the problem lies.

• 14:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's an emergency, I wouldn't know and I didn't answer, now you're dead. But if you didn't die, it's not an emergency. If I do not answer my phone, I am more than likely holding my son, either attempting to put him down or feeding him or just something to where my, my hand isn't free. That's typically what like, honestly, you have to think he eats every two and a half to three hours. So he eats, the whole process takes an hour. He goes down for an hour and then he's doing it again.

• 14:38Peyton Hardin?

  Do you see what I have to deal with? Like, where is the fun? Like, where is the, where is the person I can look to now?

• 14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Me, I'm still here.

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  I can.

• 14:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you can.

• 14:47Peyton Hardin?

  I can't. There used to be like, the biggest thing, the first thing, like if anything happened in the world, first person I'd call, Cam.

• 14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You can still do that.

• 14:53Peyton Hardin?

  Something happened in my life, I do, and you know what I get? Hold on real quick, bro. And then I get six hours later a phone call and I'm like, Cam, I don't care to talk to you anymore.

• 15:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And you know what? You're the only person in this world that I'm holding him. I'm like this, I see a phone, I go, hold on real quick. And instead of this, I go, all right, buddy, come on, come on, let's go, I gotta answer that phone, get that burp out. He's like, ah, ah, ah. He's sitting there burping his life away. And I go, oh, you're tired? Okay. Sweet dreams, what's up, bro? And I call you back with speed and efficiency.

• 15:19Peyton Hardin?

  Does it, do you think, right? Do you think there is improvements to make on our friendship?

• 15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  My god!

• 15:26Peyton Hardin?

  Like, do you think that?

• 15:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I, do I think that?

• 15:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes? I'll say yes.

• 15:31Peyton Hardin?

  Now, are you gonna make that conscious effort?

• 15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 15:34Peyton Hardin?

  To please me?

• 15:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god! Can you make that conscious effort to love me? I don't know, I don't know. Yes, I will, I'm sorry. It's your birthday, that'll be, that's my second gift, I'll parlay that.

• 15:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 15:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You're starting 26 years of age, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna make your 26 special, your whole year.

• 15:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I am 26, that's crazy.

• 15:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Verbally and orally.

• 15:57Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep, with words. Words and words. A lot of words.

• 16:01Peyton Hardin?

  You can orally please me.

• 16:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I have before.

• 16:05Peyton Hardin?

  College was a fun time.

• 16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  College is twisted. Oh, my god. Speak, okay, this kid has nothing to do with college, but that reminded me. I saw a kid that might have been college age in, oh, where is it? We were in some store. Oh, Kroger, Kroger. This kid, I kid you not, I watched someone demand their friend to take pictures of him in a Kroger.

• 16:27Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 16:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And he was purposely creating candids.

• 16:30Peyton Hardin?

  I do that.

• 16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's fine. Yeah, you don't do it on aisle eight, okay? You've never took pictures next to tortillas. So, this kid was genuinely, like, he was like, "Bro, just wait, wait, I'm gonna turn my shoulder and you gotta capture this." He's holding, like, bread, and he goes...

• 16:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And he was, like, pausing, and I was like... And I, I sat there, and I acted like I was on my phone. I was, like, leaning over the cart, and I was on my phone, I was just like this. Just stalking him, and he, I don't know what he was doing. It was probably the cringiest thing I've seen in a minute, though, cuz he was, it wasn't like, when you and me do candids, it's like, "All right, just fidget a little bit, and if something ends up looking good, it'll look good."

• 17:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:09Cameron Kennedy?

  This kid was posing for the candid.

• 17:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you can't pose for a candid.

• 17:12Cameron Kennedy?

  "All right, bro, just wait, go a little, little more to the left." He was like, "All right."

• 17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, oh, it was off.

• 17:20Peyton Hardin?

  Did it look good?

• 17:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, did the kid look good?

• 17:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, the pictures.

• 17:24Cameron Kennedy?

  He's handsome, but like a kid was sharp, but not. Did the pictures look good?

• 17:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  What did I steal his phone?

• 17:30Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, you're staring at it very. You know what I don't like, though?

• 17:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 17:34Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I hate when, and it's not on them, it's more of a me thing. I hate when strangers ask me to take pictures for them.

• 17:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, why?

• 17:42Peyton Hardin?

  I have shaky hand syndrome and I'm six, seven. Like, the angle is going to be. Like, like, they're like, it's normally when I'm out at a bar or like a, like a festival or somewhere.

• 17:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 17:54Peyton Hardin?

  And a group, especially girls, because they're so specific about how they want their picture. Oh, my God, and do not give me instructions on how to take the picture with the aperture.

• 18:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 18:03Peyton Hardin?

  Turn it a little bit.

• 18:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not hitting portrait, I'm not using your leveling grid, and I'm damn sure not touching exposure. I'm clicking the middle button.

• 18:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, okay, you're posing, bow, and what I do is I'll take it, I'll take like 10. Bow, bow, bow, bow, I go, hey, I took 10, and I'm walking. Like, you, even if they're bad, you can't tell me we're retaken.

• 18:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gone.

• 18:23Peyton Hardin?

  At some point, I'm gonna want compensation for what I just did.

• 18:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Just go like this, I took 10, but you hold out both hands, one has her phone, one's empty, you go. You're like. That'd be fu- dude, taking pictures, uh, one time I took a picture of a couple and they, they like actually let me know that they didn't like the picture. And like you just said, it was like a worst nightmare.

• 18:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not know what, how to go in that conversation. I took it and they're like, oh, that's just not good. And I was like, uh, mm, I don't know, maybe someone else should take it. They're like, well, no, you can try again.

• 18:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:58Cameron Kennedy?

  They, they told me I can try again. I said, I can also walk the away right now is what I can do, Suzie. So I tried again, and they're like, yeah, that'll do. I was like, you, you pinky little bastards.

• 19:09Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah, so speaking of pictures, me and CJ went to our friend's birthday party at Komodo in Dallas. And so at Komodo, there's like this outside balcony, right? There's this outside balcony and you can see like, it is blocked in by a hotel and an apartment, right? So you can, but it's like one of those hotels and apartments that it's like floor to ceiling windows. You can see into people's rooms. I could see your bedroom setup. I could see your lamps and your carpet, right?

• 19:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't like that.

• 19:40Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I thought the scene was nice. It was very scenic. It was beautiful. I was like, this is, this is cool.

• 19:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Sexy.

• 19:45Peyton Hardin?

  And the weather was so perfect this night, right? Now, I didn't really go in there because there's too much hood rat activity going into the party, like in the actual club. So me and CJ spent most of the time outside on that balcony, right? So I was outside on the balcony. We were talking, doing our thing, making jokes, enjoying the weather.

• 20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  With who? With who? Just each other?

• 20:04Peyton Hardin?

  Just me and him, right? No women in sight. We were just doing all.

• 20:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my gosh. Oh my god, I've been shot. Oh my god.

• 20:12Peyton Hardin?

  So, me and CJ are out there, right? And the photographer for the party, the photographer for the party was a fan of the podcast, right?

• 20:20Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 20:20Peyton Hardin?

  Now.

• 20:23Peyton Hardin?

  He was a cool dude. Cool, cool as hell. No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 20:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't start with confidence.

• 20:29Peyton Hardin?

  I'm giving him a love sandwich. No, no. He was a cool dude. Right, CJ? He was cool. Cool dude, right?

• 20:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Tom.

• 20:36Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you don't even believe your own sentiment. You said, right, he's cool, right?

• 20:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. No, he was cool.

• 20:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, I can't wait for this.

• 20:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, he was cool. No, no, no. It's nothing about him.

• 20:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It's about his craft.

• 20:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 20:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay.

• 20:50Peyton Hardin?

  So he had the camera. We were talking. He was telling me like, oh, I love the food challenges. I normally go, whenever I watch them, I try the food challenges after. I was like, that's cool.

• 20:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Sick.

• 20:59Peyton Hardin?

  He said he didn't like anything. So.

• 21:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Me neither, brother.

• 21:02Peyton Hardin?

  So. This is what makes me uncomfortable. If I'm not ready to take pictures.

• 21:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 21:10Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to, alright? Not like pictures like, hey, I'm a fan of the podcast, let's take a picture. I'm always okay with that.

• 21:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 21:16Peyton Hardin?

  He said, hey, let's get some shots of you on this balcony.

• 21:21Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I have to be in the right headspace.

• 21:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Kind of had at least a sipper, something.

• 21:26Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm leaning on the rail of this balcony, right? I'm tooting out and CJ was like, damn, you tooting that thing. He's, he's, he takes items out of my hand. He's like, give me your phone. Like, he's like, like, I'm like, okay, whatever. Remember when I said the setup of this balcony was at, right?

• 21:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 21:44Peyton Hardin?

  I could see past the camera at this window, right? I'm taking pictures, right? I'm taking pictures, but something back there in one of those windows kept moving.

• 21:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh.

• 21:57Peyton Hardin?

  I said, I was, I was trying to make direct eye contact at the lens, but some up here was ferociously moving.

• 22:06Peyton Hardin?

  I said, I kid you not.

• 22:12Peyton Hardin?

  I was witnessing somebody going to goddamn pound town.

• 22:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It cannot be.

• 22:18Peyton Hardin?

  On top of this. I look over at CJ, he's looking at the window like this. Oh, CJ.

• 22:31Peyton Hardin?

  That's so crazy.

• 22:56Peyton Hardin?

  That did not happen.

• 23:00Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, I said CJ, I said CJ started going to the party, he said, wait.

• 23:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's go to the bathroom first.

• 23:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit, I'm kidding.

• 23:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Could you imagine though, you're taking pictures and you just look up and it's just...

• 23:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, deadass, and, and I was talking to the general manager of the place, and he goes, "Yeah, we see it all the time."

• 23:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's true.

• 23:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's, oh my god, no, it's just different rooms, cause it's a hotel, and so...

• 23:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought he said it was hotel and apartment.

• 23:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, the hotel is this side, apartment was over here, we were sandwiched in by, by residents.

• 23:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he was sandwiched in by sex.

• 23:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, it was so, so damn funny.

• 23:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they just had the blinds open, yeah.

• 23:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's how you know it was good, too.

• 23:47Peyton Hardin?

  What, who, really?

• 23:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, if you're not trying to hide nothing, with the lights on.

• 23:52Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm, it was like a lamp, it was ambient.

• 23:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, they were sexing.

• 23:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:56Cameron Kennedy?

  They were, they were having...

• 23:57Peyton Hardin?

  Two silhouettes moving.

• 23:58Cameron Kennedy?

  They were having coitus.

• 23:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Lights on, world can see.

• 24:02Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  They're on, they're on public display, they're like, "What, what are you gonna say bad about my game, huh?"

• 24:06Peyton Hardin?

  You ever peeped over at the mirror?

• 24:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 24:08Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's never good.

• 24:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a good sight.

• 24:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, why does my hip look like it's popping out?

• 24:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, do I really have that much ass?

• 24:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, why is my...

• 24:20Peyton Hardin?

  I look like Jalen Hurts behind the center.

• 24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh shit, no, not good. A mirror and it's, we're just, there's so much skin.

• 24:33Peyton Hardin?

  So much.

• 24:33Cameron Kennedy?

  So long.

• 24:35Peyton Hardin?

  So, yeah, and then like it depends how the lights hit me. If I'm getting backlit, you can see the fur off my butt. Like it's, it's never, it's never ideal. It's never ideal. You know what I mean?

• 24:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's.

• 24:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Fur again.

• 24:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit CJ, that was, oh my.

• 24:54Peyton Hardin?

  I felt like Montoya watching that, watching that up there. Montoya, por favor! I'm not gonna lie, I'mma, I'mma talk about Montoya.

• 25:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Bring it.

• 25:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so there's like this viral thing on Twitter.

• 25:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there's no way you haven't seen it.

• 25:08Peyton Hardin?

  If you're on Twitter, you've seen this.

• 25:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  There's a guy, there's this like, like a Spanish reality show. It's like a Love Island type of thing. But you watch your significant other and make coitus with somebody else, right?

• 25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Now is that the premise?

• 25:21Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 25:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, oh no, no, I think, okay, if I had to assume, cause if we're, if we're being smart, right? They probably went to this thing with, as a couple.

• 25:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:32Cameron Kennedy?

  There was like options for them to explore. Maybe they had a little break in their relationship, whatever. And then that just ended up happening.

• 25:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, so basically, there's, it's this clip, is this guy, it's like, they're on this island and he's with the host of the show, this lady, and there's a screen in the middle of this, of, of the beach.

• 25:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally. In the sand.

• 25:52Peyton Hardin?

  And there's a, like a camera inside of a bedroom and Montoya, this man is watching his girlfriend.

• 25:59Peyton Hardin?

  You know, have fun with another man. And Montoya crashed out.

• 26:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, a wicked crash out.

• 26:06Peyton Hardin?

  He was screaming, he was ripping his shirt.

• 26:09Cameron Kennedy?

  He kicked the laptop, ripped his shirt off. The host is like, "Montoya, por favor, please, Montoya." And he's literally like Usain Bolt sprinting through the sand to go like to the villa where his girl is having sex. It was nutty.

• 26:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it, just look up Montoya on Twitter and then you'll see it.

• 26:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 26:27Peyton Hardin?

  I look at other things in that clip, right?

• 26:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I knew you would.

• 26:30Peyton Hardin?

  I started examining other things in that clip. Everybody's worried about Montoya chasing after his lover, getting.

• 26:37Peyton Hardin?

  Getting pleasured.

• 26:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, good morning.

• 26:39Peyton Hardin?

  But on one of the shots, you see Montoya running past everybody else on the outside villa. Did no one see the couple popping up out of the hot tub booty butt? No one saw that?

• 26:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not. They were booty butt?

• 26:52Peyton Hardin?

  Booty butt. I'm like, everybody's worried about Montoya. What's happening in the hot tub?

• 26:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're freaks.

• 26:58Peyton Hardin?

  That is a shit.

• 26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  How is it televised? How's that televised?

• 27:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's, uh, maybe it's different regulations over there.

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, yeah.

• 27:04Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's, yeah.

• 27:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not in English, it's not American.

• 27:07Peyton Hardin?

  I, and I've been keeping up with the storyline. Apparently.

• 27:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Of course you have.

• 27:10Peyton Hardin?

  Apparently, Montoya was, he cheated first. That was her get back.

• 27:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 27:17Peyton Hardin?

  And then, there's another clip that happened like, like a week later, or a couple of days later, because I guess how it's like, how Love Island is filmed, like it's like the next day? Like, they, they, like, are recording every day and then uploading it, yeah. So, it happened again. Montoya watched it.

• 27:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No way, no way.

• 27:36Peyton Hardin?

  Montoya, you need to leave this goddamn show.

• 27:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Before you like, kill somebody, for real. No, I saw, I, I didn't see the booty butt in the hot tub, but I did see, uh, the dude playing bongo drums on Montoya's girl's ass.

• 27:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:49Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally was like.

• 27:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's, that's a rough thing, brother.

• 27:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That is ru- could you imagine? What would you do for Montoya?

• 27:55Peyton Hardin?

  I can't.

• 28:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I know, brother. That's, that's just, it's, it's deep cuts. But at least on that island, you know, it might have been a little better. You did it in real life. That was a show. They probably knew some shit was gonna happen.

• 28:14Peyton Hardin?

  We don't have to get too much into it.

• 28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, but he, he went there thinking he was gonna see some, but not see, not see another man's snake.

• 28:21Peyton Hardin?

  Good morning.

• 28:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, speaking of snakes.

• 28:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 28:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought about this the other day, and it genuinely concerns me now as an adult.

• 28:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 28:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you remember back in elementary school?

• 28:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 28:31Cameron Kennedy?

  When there'd be a guy that came in with like a safari hat and a briefcase? And, and that your teachers would line you up in the gym. Sometimes there'd be popcorn available, and he's just like, yeah, this is our friend Frederick, and all this stuff. He brings out a little hamster, all that shit, and in the end, he's like, oh, and I got this, a boa constrictor. It's a massive snake. And you're like, seven years old, you're like. You're terrified. What the hell is his problem?

• 28:59Peyton Hardin?

  No one ever came to my school with a snake.

• 29:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That never happened to you?

• 29:02Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 29:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Did that happen to y'all?

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 29:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 29:04Peyton Hardin?

  Our, the only thing that came to our school was literally a guy and he started singing a song about it. That was like the, like dead ass. No, it's not a joke. Like he came up and he had, like, it was like ex-convicts. They came up into my theater and they were like, like 240 pounds of man with tattoos and they were like singing about like.

• 29:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Scary as a snake? That is scarier than a snake. Dude, I shit you not. We'd be lined up, like, there's like 300 kids in a gym.

• 29:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And this weird quirky guy with a big ass suitcase and a hat, he would come in and he'd show you animals and they progressively get scarier.

• 29:41Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what was the point of this?

• 29:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. It wasn't like a trust exercise. It was just like a cool, like, here, we're gonna reward y'all for doing good in second grade and bring snakes. We're gonna bring an anaconda. And I'm like, our principal needs to go to hell. Cause a ma- just second grade. You're, you're seven years old, maybe turning eight. You can, you can't even pick your own clothes out.

• 30:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And now this weird, random stranger's like, you wanna touch my snake? And it's just, it is so, it's so unbelievable. God, I saw a clip about it. And it made me think back, cause I was always terrified.

• 30:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, of course.

• 30:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And then there's always those weird kids that were like, just like, uh, Harry Potter.

• 30:15Peyton Hardin?

  Wanted to hold it.

• 30:16Cameron Kennedy?

  They could talk to the snake and shit. They're rubbing its head and I'm like, who are you, bro?

• 30:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God. People that go like downtown on clubs, like they go like clubbing at night, right? And there's always the guy on, on the street with a snake. And it's like, give me five dollars to take a picture of my snake. You and your snake.

• 30:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut that snake up, dumbass.

• 30:32Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie. If you're doing that, you have, you have too much trust in things outside of your control.

• 30:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That and don't touch anyone else till you shower. Cause you, you just had a, a snake wrapped around your torso.

• 30:44Peyton Hardin?

  Now you're getting.

• 30:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And now you're gonna go hug somebody and hit on a poor guy at a bar?

• 30:47Peyton Hardin?

  You're taking two tequila shots inside the club.

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No chance in hell you need to bathe.

• 30:52Peyton Hardin?

  You got, you got scale remnants on your shoulder.

• 30:55Cameron Kennedy?

  goo and slime. You're like, hey, how are you? It's like, no, hell no. And, and what about the people that own these snakes? Where, what went wrong in your life to where you're a snake? A snake is your primary pet?

• 31:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 31:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Not a, not a German shepherd, not a cool little fat house cat, a snake, bro.

• 31:14Peyton Hardin?

  Don't do that. Don't do that. My Aunt Mole. She.

• 31:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What did you say your aunt's name is?

• 31:19Peyton Hardin?

  Mole.

• 31:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You have an aunt? Her name is Mole?

• 31:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No disrespect, Auntie Mole, but Mole.

• 31:33Peyton Hardin?

  Mole.

• 31:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Is her government.

• 31:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then whatever.

• 31:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing wrong with it, continue, nothing wrong with it.

• 31:37Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, no, no, no, her government is a mole.

• 31:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's her government.

• 31:40Peyton Hardin?

  Carolyn.

• 31:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh!

• 31:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's a different Carolyn.

• 31:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You have two aunts? You have two aunts named Carolyn? You have two aunts named Carolyn? You are, you are...

• 31:54Peyton Hardin?

  Well, Mole's not my real aunt.

• 31:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Then why are you calling her aunt?

• 31:58Peyton Hardin?

  Cause like, I'm like, I'm... Mal-

• 32:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Stumped you on that one?

• 32:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, cause you know how Malachi's gonna call me uncle?

• 32:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, yeah. Who's she close to?

• 32:09Peyton Hardin?

  My mom.

• 32:10Cameron Kennedy?

  So your mom has a real sister named Carolyn?

• 32:12Peyton Hardin?

  And there's a-

• 32:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And then she picked a best friend named Carolyn? That's strange.

• 32:16Peyton Hardin?

  Named Mole.

• 32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, why is it Mole?

• 32:19Peyton Hardin?

  She has a mole?

• 32:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's just how we, that's just-

• 32:23Cameron Kennedy?

  How big is it? And where is it at?

• 32:25Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember, I haven't seen it in some years.

• 32:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, that's-

• 32:28Peyton Hardin?

  It's a good size. It's a good size.

• 32:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Italian sausage on a pizza.

• 32:32Peyton Hardin?

  I think she watches, I haven't talked to you in some years, I miss you, Mole.

• 32:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, Mole.

• 32:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I remember, I remember she had, she lived in an apartment. And she had a fat snake in that apartment, I remember that.

• 32:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope.

• 32:43Peyton Hardin?

  And so I would never go to Mole's house.

• 32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't blame you, how old were you?

• 32:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I was like, seven.

• 32:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there you go, seven and snakes, people think it's cool, you're traumatizing kids.

• 32:53Peyton Hardin?

  I think my mom picks people up off the street. Because like, Mole got a snake, Alison had a ferret, like, where do we get all these exotic pets from, dog?

• 33:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Alison did have a ferret.

• 33:07Peyton Hardin?

  And used it as a-

• 33:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Where do you purchase a ferret, let's talk about that.

• 33:11Peyton Hardin?

  Petco.

• 33:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Where do you-

• 33:12Peyton Hardin?

  You can buy ferrets at PetSmart.

• 33:14Cameron Kennedy?

  They have ferrets?

• 33:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:15Cameron Kennedy?

  At PetSmart?

• 33:16Peyton Hardin?

  You've never gone to PetSmart in the little glass thing, that you'd see a bunch of ferrets running around, little ferrets? Running? Bunch of ferrets.

• 33:24Cameron Kennedy?

  The same place I trained my sweet girl Ruby.

• 33:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:28Cameron Kennedy?

  They were selling ferrets.

• 33:29Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you got scammed at a training Ruby.

• 33:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't get scammed. The earth got hit with a global pandemic asshole. I didn't get scammed.

• 33:35Peyton Hardin?

  She does enough shit.

• 33:36Cameron Kennedy?

  She was top of her class. She graduated. She graduated first out of seven dogs.

• 33:39Peyton Hardin?

  She must have been there with a bunch of.

• 33:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to God, the instructor pulled us to the side to tell us, but still, she got first place out of seven.

• 33:44Peyton Hardin?

  And she was like, oh, I got a rich client. Hey, he's doing well.

• 33:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, do well. Sign up again. I'll see ya. But she graduated. She learned all of her cues, all the things. Boom, COVID, she didn't get to go to step two or three or honors. She didn't get to go to any of them.

• 33:57Peyton Hardin?

  She didn't get her master's?

• 33:57Cameron Kennedy?

  She did not get to her master's degree. She didn't get to do any post grad work. She kinda like did her first semester and then started drinking.

• 34:06Peyton Hardin?

  She put on the freshman fifteen and dropped out.

• 34:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 34:10Peyton Hardin?

  You know what?

• 34:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Ruby, dude, Ruby is. Ruby's strange. Ruby, Ruby's different.

• 34:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've been telling you that for years, brother.

• 34:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, specifically now with Malachi.

• 34:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I haven't seen her since Malachi.

• 34:20Cameron Kennedy?

  She's depressed.

• 34:21Peyton Hardin?

  I bet.

• 34:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw her chewing her own leg. She was trying to make herself a dog amputee.

• 34:28Peyton Hardin?

  Stop it.

• 34:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not kidding. I literally walked in, she was gnawing on it like it was a bone.

• 34:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's so strange.

• 34:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't know if that's like a sign of like yeast.

• 34:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, she does have a yeast infection. She smells like Frito-Lay.

• 34:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not a doctor. You're not a doctor.

• 34:41Peyton Hardin?

  I can promise you that.

• 34:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, you can't.

• 34:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, she needs some antibiotics.

• 34:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Shot.

• 34:48Peyton Hardin?

  She needs some.

• 34:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Multiple shots.

• 34:49Peyton Hardin?

  She needs antibiotics.

• 34:51Cameron Kennedy?

  She does. She needs some medicine.

• 34:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:52Cameron Kennedy?

  But when, when Malachi dreams.

• 34:54Peyton Hardin?

  Your son?

• 34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. When Malachi dreams, yeah, what the hell? When he is dreaming, Ruby literally, it's like there's a HDMI cord.

• 35:02Peyton Hardin?

  Well, first of all, when your son dreams.

• 35:05Cameron Kennedy?

  When Malachi dreams is exactly what I said and I didn't stutter. When Malachi dreams.

• 35:09Peyton Hardin?

  Your son is all of sixteen days old, brother. He's not dreaming about shit.

• 35:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's dreams.

• 35:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, he doesn't.

• 35:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, he does.

• 35:16Peyton Hardin?

  Are you becoming one of those parents already? Like, my kid knows his ABCs at two years old.

• 35:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, those people are lying.

• 35:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, my kid's gonna be in the NFL. Meanwhile, he can barely grab some shit.

• 35:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Babys dream. That's.

• 35:26Peyton Hardin?

  Babies do not dream.

• 35:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Babies one hundred percent dream.

• 35:28Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe like baby like at two to three years old, maybe?

• 35:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a toddler. My newborn. Son dreams and there's there's absolutely nothing you can say. There is nothing you can say right now to prove that wrong. I have physically witnessed him.

• 35:42Peyton Hardin?

  Your son is great. I love your son. He's gonna be a great person. Kid dreaming 16 days old. What is he dreaming about, brother? He doesn't know what's going on.

• 35:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what's on the inner workings of his mind, but that cracks crooked smiles in the middle of his sleep. He goes. And he's dreaming.

• 35:59Peyton Hardin?

  Was he gonna?

• 35:59Cameron Kennedy?

  He gets frightened. He startles himself. He is dreaming.

• 36:02Peyton Hardin?

  What's he dreaming about the whenever he came into the world and he's like, ah, I saw my big head dad go like this for me.

• 36:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I again, I don't know what he's dreaming about. Okay, probably about maybe two big surgical gloves coming. They grab him out. He's like. And he got pulled out. Maybe a lot of beeping and machines.

• 36:20Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 36:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Goo on his eyes.

• 36:21Peyton Hardin?

  Let's be honest.

• 36:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But he dreamed.

• 36:22Peyton Hardin?

  Let's be honest. What do you dream about?

• 36:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I dream about everything.

• 36:25Peyton Hardin?

  Like name your last dream you remember.

• 36:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Um.

• 36:29Peyton Hardin?

  Say it. Say it. Go try. We can mute it.

• 36:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. My last dream was actually last night and I had a dream that me and Liv got into a visceral argument because she told me my penis was small.

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, Kim, that's a self-esteem thing, dog.

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to God, too. But but but to clear the air, when I woke up and explained the dream to her, she simply said, oh, well, that's not true.

• 37:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, well, good wife.

• 37:02Cameron Kennedy?

  But.

• 37:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying, so you dream about things that are actually going on in your life?

• 37:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I'm cognitive.

• 37:10Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. He's not. Malachi is 16 days old.

• 37:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He knows when he's hungry.

• 37:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's that is nature.

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 37:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's nature. That's that is nature. That's.

• 37:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Nature.

• 37:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's instinct.

• 37:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. So it's shutting his eyes. So it's dreaming.

• 37:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's not instinct.

• 37:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Matter of fact, can you control whether or not you can dream as an adult?

• 37:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I can.

• 37:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, you're not Spider-Man. You're not Doctor Strange.

• 37:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, you don't. Yes, I can.

• 37:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, everyone dreams. Certain people remember, certain people don't. So by that sentiment of everyone dreams.

• 37:42Peyton Hardin?

  At a certain age.

• 37:44Cameron Kennedy?

  When does it say that?

• 37:44Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever you have cognitive thinking. Cam, he doesn't even know he has hands yet, brother. He doesn't know it, his eyes are still a little loose.

• 37:52Cameron Kennedy?

  They are, they cross-eyed very often.

• 37:53Peyton Hardin?

  Don't like it.

• 37:54Cameron Kennedy?

  He is, okay. I'm agreeing with everything you're saying.

• 37:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 37:57Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're not hearing me. I watch him dream.

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  Cam.

• 38:00Cameron Kennedy?

  He has dreams.

• 38:02Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I'm telling you, Cam, you cannot have a dream if you can't have a thought.

• 38:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it's because we, thank you, who are you? It's because we are cognitive now. You're trying to make it make sense, but back then, we still dreamt. We still dreamt.

• 38:18Peyton Hardin?

  About what? What'd you do about?

• 38:19Cameron Kennedy?

  About every, I don't remember it now.

• 38:20Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't dream then?

• 38:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so it didn't happen?

• 38:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 38:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't remember shitting up my back, but my mom has photos to prove it.

• 38:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you're naming nature things and you're naming cognitive thinking things. You're trying to make them synonymous with each other and that's the biggest sentence I've ever said on this podcast. God damn, that felt good. My just grew. Here we go. I'm saying, you, you, you're trying to make those synonymous with each other and they can't be.

• 38:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, they can.

• 38:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, they can't.

• 38:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You are not Isaac Newton. You are a man from Austin, Texas. You are a man from Austin. You're not a scientist, you're not an engineer.

• 38:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, if it doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Now, me, with my ohos, I watch him dream.

• 39:02Peyton Hardin?

  What do you watch him do? That makes you think he's dreaming?

• 39:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He's dead asleep and I can check from his outlet dream sock. So, non-sponsor. He has a sock that tells me he is asleep.

• 39:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I watch him sleep and then he goes, first off, rapid eye movement. There we go, REM sleep, rapid eye.

• 39:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's just REM sleep.

• 39:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He's deep in sleep, he's dreaming.

• 39:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's not, you can be in REM sleep and not dream.

• 39:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, when did, when did you go to sleep school? When did you go to these studies?

• 39:28Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying.

• 39:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you have sleep books in your house? Like, you, you, you have a hard enough time sleeping and now you're a professor about it? I am so confused right now. Oh, it's just REM sleep, that just means you're dreaming?

• 39:39Peyton Hardin?

  Babies can't dream, bro.

• 39:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, they can.

• 39:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, they cannot, I'm telling you they can't.

• 39:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Then it's fact, then it's true? Yes, they can.

• 39:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, just tell me what he would be doing.

• 39:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Pierce, just look up for me, Cam, babies dream. Look it up, search it. I ca, I can't tell you what he's dreaming about.

• 39:53Peyton Hardin?

  So you can't say he's dreaming?

• 39:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Because I don't have X-Men powers and I can't see his thoughts.

• 39:59Peyton Hardin?

  So you don't know he's dreaming?

• 40:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And when he wakes up, he doesn't have teeth, so he can't communicate it.

• 40:05Speaker 04

  Some studies suggest that babies start dreaming as early as six months old.

• 40:11Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 40:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Some studies, keyword.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  Others indicate that they may not begin dreaming until later childhood.

• 40:19Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you were wrong. Thank you. Thank you.

• 40:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Damn it. Well, he looks like he's dreaming.

• 40:25Peyton Hardin?

  I felt good.

• 40:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna go home and spank him for that.

• 40:29Peyton Hardin?

  That's out.

• 40:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding. Damn. That's crazy. Okay, well, hey, props to you.

• 40:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I'm telling you.

• 40:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll read your book. Where's the pub still?

• 40:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's just a bunch of, that's a bunch of sleep trauma I got. I haven't got a good night's sleep in like a couple of years, bro.

• 40:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Ditto. Oh, well, mine's like the last couple of weeks, but a couple of

• 40:46Peyton Hardin?

  Couple of years, bro. I genuinely

• 40:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't believe, nope, there was that one night. I do not believe that.

• 40:51Peyton Hardin?

  Was I intoxicated?

• 40:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, probably, but you woke up, no, we got back from somewhere. I think it was when we got back from the Hamptons. We got back from the Hamptons and we both vowed to each other.

• 41:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Vouched?

• 41:02Peyton Hardin?

  Vowed.

• 41:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Vowed to each other that we were gonna go home and sleep as long as we could.

• 41:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And I think you woke up at like 6:00 PM and you said it was a fantastic, granted, that's not a night of sleep.

• 41:11Peyton Hardin?

  That's not a night of sleep. That was a recovery sleep. That was

• 41:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That was good, though.

• 41:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it was so nice. It was so nice after a good diaper change.

• 41:23Peyton Hardin?

  We touched a little bit on the Super Bowl earlier in the episode, right?

• 41:26Cameron Kennedy?

  We touched a lot.

• 41:27Peyton Hardin?

  We, uh, but we touched the Super Bowl.

• 41:29Cameron Kennedy?

  We did.

• 41:29Peyton Hardin?

  Right? We watched it. It was a horrible game.

• 41:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It was awful and it made it very unfun.

• 41:33Peyton Hardin?

  The Super Bowl was a bad watch.

• 41:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It was.

• 41:35Peyton Hardin?

  But that made me have a false confidence in myself.

• 41:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 41:39Peyton Hardin?

  There's this very famous hypothetical that's been going around the internet for some time now and a lot of NFL players get asked it. But I always bring things on to myself and especially after watching the shitty Super Bowl. I answered it myself. The question is, do you think you can get five yards in a regulation NFL game? I genuinely do believe, and this is not me just trying to like bait you into being mad, but I think with the right play call and a good offensive line, I'm getting five yards. Especially after watching the Super Bowl. How many attempts do you get? I think, how many attempts?

• 42:17Peyton Hardin?

  Give me one.

• 42:19Cameron Kennedy?

  One attempt.

• 42:20Peyton Hardin?

  Give me one attempt.

• 42:20Cameron Kennedy?

  One, one snap on a great play call and a good line.

• 42:24Peyton Hardin?

  I think I get it.

• 42:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Bullshit.

• 42:26Peyton Hardin?

  Because all it takes is a good block. I need a good block and I'm tall.

• 42:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, and you're slow, your bones ache, and you don't stride well. Your strides are small.

• 42:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, that is not true.

• 42:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Very accurate.

• 42:39Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, if it's a, if it is a, a Moses opening, right? If, if they part the Red Sea for me, and I just gotta worry about this middle linebacker, I gotta get five yards and I'll get cracked.

• 42:48Cameron Kennedy?

  A middle linebacker's gonna run through your head. He's gonna go, he's literally gonna put his helmet and you wouldn't be able to get low. You're not good at getting low. Your hips don't allow you to get that low. You'd be like, ah, ah, you'd get right here. He would put his helmet, the crown of his helmet, directly in your elbow, and you would scream and fumble. There's no, one attempt.

• 43:08Peyton Hardin?

  One attempt with a great call.

• 43:10Cameron Kennedy?

  One attempt, good play call, good coach, good O-line.

• 43:13Peyton Hardin?

  I, I have superpowers with adrenaline.

• 43:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Again, no, you don't.

• 43:17Peyton Hardin?

  I told you I could already lift up a car.

• 43:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you think you can, and you think you're getting this five yards. You're not. You're getting a quick visit to the ER. You are going to get your shit cleaned.

• 43:26Peyton Hardin?

  How far do you think I would get?

• 43:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You would get a, a yard past the line of scrimmage. You'd get one, three feet behind, or in front of the line of scrimmage, and you're getting mauled.

• 43:35Peyton Hardin?

  I could, I could break an arm tackle.

• 43:36Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 43:37Peyton Hardin?

  If I'm going through the line and the, and a lineman is like grabbing me, he's like grabbing my jersey, I can fight through it.

• 43:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You hate when we do pull-ups at the gym, and you're talking about getting through a 6'8", 350 lineman that goes, he just grabs your shit, you're like, ah, he would just ragdoll you.

• 43:52Peyton Hardin?

  I would get further than you.

• 43:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 43:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I have a quicker first step than you.

• 43:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, okay, I'd give you that. Quicker first step. I stride better and I have good agility via eyes. I can juke the [__] out of my face.

• 44:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can't.

• 44:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, he goes, oh, and I'm going that way. That's all I would do.

• 44:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, and I'm going that way.

• 44:13Peyton Hardin?

  Why are you running like a bad third grader?

• 44:16Cameron Kennedy?

  He just jumps that way.

• 44:17Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, you would do it like this.

• 44:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I could see you making like a war cry when you ran.

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  Like, no!

• 44:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You literally go, ah, you're just running right down the middle.

• 44:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Kim, you, oh my god, if you had a hot mic, if, if you had a hot mic while you're running, you'd be like, you're like fast breathing, like scared as [__].

• 44:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You get cracked.

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, I would definitely do better than you. In, in elementary school.

• 44:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I have more weight.

• 44:45Peyton Hardin?

  In el- that's slower.

• 44:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Stronger.

• 44:48Peyton Hardin?

  In elementary school, your athletic prime, unfortunately.

• 44:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It was not.

• 44:53Peyton Hardin?

  You used to race the girls.

• 44:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I did.

• 44:56Peyton Hardin?

  Because you couldn't beat the guy.

• 44:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 44:58Peyton Hardin?

  And you needed a confidence boost.

• 44:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought it was a good form of flirting. They would always ask me, so I'd race them.

• 45:02Peyton Hardin?

  You played tackle football?

• 45:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she was big, bro. She like, no, not in a, not, the girls grow quicker than guys.

• 45:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay.

• 45:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, she looked like I did in the sixth grade, but we were in the second grade.

• 45:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, oh wow.

• 45:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So I was like, oh my god. I was like, this is gonna hurt if she gets to hold me.

• 45:17Peyton Hardin?

  Is that Ray Lewis?

• 45:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. My god. But it was fun. At that time, I didn't, I didn't differentiate. I shouldn't be playing with the girls. I should be playing with the boys. The girls wanted to play, and I, I dropped a couple. I'm not gonna lie, it was tackle.

• 45:31Peyton Hardin?

  I could, I, I could have gone D1 in football. I could have. I genuinely could have.

• 45:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't even play football in high school.

• 45:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I focused on basketball.

• 45:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I could have been a rocket engineer. Didn't pick that path, though. What kind of, what kind of synopsis is that?

• 45:47Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm saying.

• 45:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't want D1 in football.

• 45:48Peyton Hardin?

  I could have.

• 45:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't even play it.

• 45:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I did. I played in my whole childhood. I was good.

• 45:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What position were you?

• 45:54Peyton Hardin?

  Quarterback, kicker, running back, receiver, uh, and safety.

• 45:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What, you played three on three? You just covered the whole field?

• 46:00Peyton Hardin?

  I was Travis Hunter.

• 46:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you weren't Travis Hunter times three. You had six positions?

• 46:05Peyton Hardin?

  I was bigger than everybody.

• 46:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That doesn't even matter.

• 46:07Peyton Hardin?

  And I was more athletic.

• 46:08Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, what position do you think you'd play right now in the NFL if you were in there?

• 46:11Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, quarterback.

• 46:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be a quarterback?

• 46:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 46:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Bull?

• 46:18Peyton Hardin?

  I can see over the line, and I have a good arm.

• 46:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You would trip over your own ankles. You would do your drops, and be like, ah, you'd go, coach, coach, and then they'd drill you.

• 46:27Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, you were a, you were a center.

• 46:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I was a tight end that got moved to center, cause our center got hurt, damn it. I was a blocking tight end that ran a mean six yard outroute, but we never threw the ball, and I was good at blocking. Our center got hurt, and they said, hey, Tubby, you try it. And I went, alright. Snapped in is perfect.

• 46:45Peyton Hardin?

  Like, who eats the most? Kennedy?

• 46:48Peyton Hardin?

  Get this shirt.

• 46:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, what'd you say coach? I was like, oh sure. Dude, no bullshit though. That was literally the origin story of how I went to a center.

• 46:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I believe it.

• 46:56Cameron Kennedy?

  We were at.

• 46:57Peyton Hardin?

  They're like, big kid.

• 46:58Cameron Kennedy?

  We were at practice. Our center gets hurt.

• 47:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a tight end, legit, running routes, even though we never threw the ball. Like, it was stupid. This was seventh, this was eighth grade. Seventh grade was regular. No, seventh grade was center. One of the two.

• 47:11Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't matter.

• 47:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Doesn't even matter. But seventh or eighth grade, I shit you not, our center gets hurt and they go, we need someone to snap.

• 47:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Kennedy, try it. And I was just like, a yes, man.

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:20Cameron Kennedy?

  As you should be in the seventh grade.

• 47:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, like, coach, but I literally get down, never done it before, ever. Snapped it, hit the quarterback right there. They go, you're the center. And I went, no, no, wait, uh, that was a, no, I was joking. This is my real one. No, it was.

• 47:35Peyton Hardin?

  I hate that you don't believe in me like that, that I couldn't do it.

• 47:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Payton, you, if I told you to run and touch your desk and come back, you'd be absolutely gassed.

• 47:43Peyton Hardin?

  You'd be. That's longer than five yards.

• 47:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Exact, but that's just, that's, there's no humans tackling you. There's no agility required. Just a simple run for eight seconds.

• 47:51Peyton Hardin?

  I can run straight with an open hole.

• 47:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, how, who's your line? Who's your line?

• 47:57Peyton Hardin?

  The Eagles.

• 47:58Cameron Kennedy?

  The teen, the Titans, the Teen Titans? They have superpowers?

• 48:03Peyton Hardin?

  The Avengers?

• 48:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you got Thanos as your snows guard? Like, what are you doing?

• 48:08Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you, I'm six, seven. I used to jump high and I used to run fast.

• 48:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. So you don't run fast anymore. You don't jump high anymore. Your bones are aching. They are in pain. And you've never played football past Pop Warner? And you're gonna go in there and get five yards?

• 48:25Peyton Hardin?

  With a good line, yes.

• 48:26Cameron Kennedy?

  There's, bro, Derrick Henry, Derrick Henry does not average five yards a carry.

• 48:31Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't have a good line.

• 48:32Cameron Kennedy?

  He doesn't have a good, he is a, he is a literal Toyota, he's a Sequoia with a helmet. He is a, he is a car of a human being.

• 48:39Peyton Hardin?

  Well, any NFL, any NFL teams are set up like, whenever it's time for scrimmaging, bring me out, I'll do it. I'll generally put on pads and I'll do it.

• 48:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you, first off, you and pads look like Snoop Dogg in that commercial. You'd be skinny as shit, long, and your shoulder pads would choke up, you'd be like this. "I'm ready to play." They'd go, "All right, snap."

• 49:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Get cracked.

• 49:02Peyton Hardin?

  Let's try it, let's try it.

• 49:04Cameron Kennedy?

  The only way I would say yes is if you bumped your attempts to like three. If you had three attempts to get five yards, I'd say yes.

• 49:09Peyton Hardin?

  The reason I said-

• 49:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Solely on the faith of your line and coach.

• 49:12Peyton Hardin?

  The reason I said one is because I'm winded. I can't, I, I, it is, after the first attempt, I am cooked.

• 49:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What happens if they ran like a trick, a little trick play and it was really like a, "Oh, fake there, something, boom," and it was just half back dive, you right up the middle? And you, like, what would you do? If you just had to run in a straight line and there was a guy right there? Matter of, yeah, what would you do? If you had to go head on with an NFL linebacker? Say you don't get the five yards, your family's done, right? It's like, say, it is, it is life or death out there. What would your brave maneuver be?

• 49:43Peyton Hardin?

  I would hurdle him.

• 49:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You would hurdle him?

• 49:46Peyton Hardin?

  Because most likely I'm taller. Most likely I can jump higher. I would hurdle him.

• 49:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I would bet all of my money that you cannot jump higher than a middle linebacker in the NFL right now.

• 49:55Peyton Hardin?

  100%, depends on who it is.

• 49:58Peyton Hardin?

  What's that mean?

• 50:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Not all of them, not all linebackers, but still, there's no wa- They, they are in athletic prime, peak.

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 50:05Cameron Kennedy?

  They are jumping higher than you.

• 50:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 50:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And even, first of-

• 50:08Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm tall, so they'll try to go for my legs, that's whenever I jump.

• 50:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You would jump and he would grab your shin and it would snap in half like this, Coach.

• 50:16Peyton Hardin?

  This couch.

• 50:17Cameron Kennedy?

  This couch. He would literally go, boom, your leg would go, and you would fall down-

• 50:22Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's fine.

• 50:22Cameron Kennedy?

  In agony, and now your family's gone.

• 50:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well, we'll see you, see you in the next one.

• 50:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, there's no, I love you.

• 50:28Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I just wanted to-

• 50:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Coaching staff, play call, in line.

• 50:31Peyton Hardin?

  I just wanted, you don't have to keep piling, I just wanted to see what you thought about it.

• 50:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think so.

• 50:35Peyton Hardin?

  I think I could.

• 50:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think so. But I do love you. Okay, I see that can and it makes me hungry. Now, you can hold the jokes, right? I think after-

• 50:44Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, the wind blows and Kim's like, I'm really getting an appetite.

• 50:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone had a burger? But I think-

• 50:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a German shepherd out of a window. Like when we pass by like, like shopping centers, Cam's head's out the window, he's like, "See, guys, somebody's baking rolls."

• 50:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I go, "Oh, Indian's today for sure."

• 51:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 51:00Cameron Kennedy?

  But, uh, sorry to go back to the house, uh, life. I think after the kid though, me and Liv's sweet tooth have switched. It always used to be, she was like the actual candy, like gummies and stuff like that, and I was always like chocolate candy.

• 51:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 51:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It's completely switched. I have been smacking a candy. I want you to guess. Candy from my childhood's been around forever and it's so damn good and I have not had it in years. And it's so simple, so simple. Think of concession stands.

• 51:26Peyton Hardin?

  Concession, like fruit rollups?

• 51:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, good guess though. I consider that more of a snack, it's not a candy. That's not a candy. A fruit rollup is not a candy.

• 51:35Peyton Hardin?

  Cameron?

• 51:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't even, it's literally not a candy.

• 51:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cameron?

• 51:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Fruit rollup is not a candy.

• 51:41Peyton Hardin?

  What, what, we're not gonna spend time on this. We've, we've gone at each other's necks a lot of this episode.

• 51:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that's not a candy.

• 51:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, Cam? Whenever you go to the grocery store, what aisle are the fruit rollups in? That's all I'm gonna say.

• 51:56Cameron Kennedy?

  They're liter- I legit do not think they're on the candy aisle.

• 52:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so you get it next to the marinara sauce?

• 52:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you get it next to the Oreos. And you get it next to all those things, a big gorgeous snack aisle.

• 52:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so when you're, since you brought up concession stands, whenever, if you're, you go to rich schools, so it's different.

• 52:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't.

• 52:14Peyton Hardin?

  But whenever I was growing up, it just said candy, like three dollars, right?

• 52:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 52:18Peyton Hardin?

  And that, it was like hot dogs, water, candy. Like, that was the three things you get. Well, if you said fruit rollup, it would go to the price of the candy.

• 52:29Cameron Kennedy?

  If you were paying three dollars for a fruit rollup, then you are, you have bigger fish to fry, my guy.

• 52:33Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent it's a candy.

• 52:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 52:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is, because it's sweet and it's, it's sticky.

• 52:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It's sweet and sticky.

• 52:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like me.

• 52:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Strawberries a candy? Strawberries candy, sweet and sticky.

• 52:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, but you know what I mean. But it's sugary sweets, why, a snack is like a chip and a popcorn and pretzels, that kinda stuff.

• 52:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So a pop tart, pop tart is sweet and sticky. Candy?

• 52:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, but that's more of, that's whole.

• 52:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 52:55Peyton Hardin?

  That's whole, it's food here.

• 52:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 52:56Peyton Hardin?

  Here has bread.

• 52:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oreos, Oreos.

• 52:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's almost like a sandwich, I could, I could say that.

• 53:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You're the worst, regardless. That is not a candy.

• 53:04Peyton Hardin?

  Hundred percent is.

• 53:04Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's not.

• 53:05Peyton Hardin?

  You stupid idiot.

• 53:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Airheads.

• 53:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I haven't had an Airhead in a minute.

• 53:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, it is, it is, they are succulent and deep with flavor.

• 53:13Peyton Hardin?

  What's your favorite one?

• 53:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I was about to ask you.

• 53:15Peyton Hardin?

  You about to ask me?

• 53:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Mine is, for whatever reason, it's not, it's not popular, but the white one, the mystery one. Cause you never, cause you never know what you're gonna get.

• 53:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, you do know what you're gonna get, every time.

• 53:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's literally called the mystery flavor.

• 53:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah, but, but.

• 53:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Why would they lie and say, "Mystery flavor!"

• 53:28Peyton Hardin?

  It's marketing.

• 53:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 53:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is.

• 53:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is not.

• 53:32Peyton Hardin?

  Mystery flavor is a mystery flavor because it's not branded on the thing. It's just like, hey, it's a mystery flavor, but it's like, what is it? It's like a, it's the same, it's the same flavor every time you have one.

• 53:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It literally is not.

• 53:44Peyton Hardin?

  You've never got, you, okay, you've never had that.

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You're joking.

• 53:47Peyton Hardin?

  You've never had two sticks of that mystery flavor and it tastes different? You've never had it?

• 53:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I have literally experienced what you just demonstrated.

• 53:54Peyton Hardin?

  When? You, so you bought, you bought two boxes of Airheads. They both have the mystery flavors, you bit one and you bit the other and they're different?

• 54:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 54:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, you have not. No, genuinely you have not.

• 54:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're lying.

• 54:04Peyton Hardin?

  Genuinely, you're having like my Fruit Loops like epiphany right now.

• 54:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 54:06Peyton Hardin?

  They're the same.

• 54:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're not, okay, do you, okay, my god, I'm about to take your ass to school.

• 54:10Peyton Hardin?

  Take me and spank me.

• 54:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Strap on that pony, I'm spanking that ass, here we go. Do you know where the mystery flavor comes from?

• 54:16Peyton Hardin?

  What does that mean?

• 54:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you know what, like, why that is called the mystery flavor?

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  Cause it's not branded as a flavor?

• 54:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you're, you're this like, you're this philosophical sorcerer, like Illuminati guy? No. It's simply, they, the mystery flavor comes from the leftovers of other flavors and they combine it.

• 54:33Peyton Hardin?

  That sounds like bullshit. There's no way that they're in a lab every day and they're like, "Mmm, I'll package that one up."

• 54:40Cameron Kennedy?

  They make all the watermelons, they make all the grapes, they make all the oranges, whatever's left over due to manufacturing error. They combine, becomes white. They make it white so you can't tell and they package it as the mystery, that is, and it's actual, that's actual fact.

• 54:55Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so if they're doing that every time, it's the same flavor every time?

• 55:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, how does that make sense?

• 55:01Peyton Hardin?

  You said they take the watermelon, the grape and the orange. First of all, crazy trifecta to explain to me.

• 55:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, no, no. What if, what if one day there was four pieces of watermelon, extra? And there was 600 pieces of orange? The orange conveyor belt messed up a lot. That's gonna be very citrusy.

• 55:18Peyton Hardin?

  Are you that naive to think that they have people in a factory with actual ingredients being like two drops of orange? Dude, it's made out of a machine on a conveyor belt, it's the same every time.

• 55:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying, there's, there's always room for error. That's why, I know there's not a guy with goggles going.

• 55:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so it would be an error if it tasted different. You're saying every time it is different.

• 55:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, shut up and listen. Open your ears. The machine, let's say this is watermelon, this is cherry. This machine can mess up on Tuesday, more than it should. That's why there's margins.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  That'd be an error.

• 55:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 55:55Peyton Hardin?

  Which would be a rarity.

• 55:57Cameron Kennedy?

  But it all, but it happens.

• 55:59Peyton Hardin?

  Sometimes.

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm not, I'm not saying-

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  You're saying, you, you literally started this off by saying every time you get the mystery flavor, you don't know what you're gonna get.

• 56:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I said, you do.

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  I said-

• 56:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you, no, you don't. You do not know. First off, if you know what you're gonna get, then what's the flavor? If you know what you're gonna get, asshole.

• 56:15Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, I'm not 12, I'm 26 years old. I'm not popping airheads anymore. I'm paying mortgages and rent and payroll.

• 56:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I get that, but it is not, it could be very similar and it can be different. Hence, mystery.

• 56:27Peyton Hardin?

  It can be, yes.

• 56:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 56:29Peyton Hardin?

  But you said it is.

• 56:29Cameron Kennedy?

  So you never know what you're gonna get, because it can be different.

• 56:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you do.

• 56:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said it with me.

• 56:35Peyton Hardin?

  The lime one could be different every time because there's less lime in it this time.

• 56:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said there's not a guy doing droppers and it's a machine.

• 56:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying if we-

• 56:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's perfect. So are you Henry Ford? Do you love the Simply Lime?

• 56:46Peyton Hardin?

  If we're-

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Or are you an Illuminati?

• 56:55Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, okay, we're gonna get off that real quick.

• 56:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not the same.

• 56:59Peyton Hardin?

  It is, it is, it is the exact same.

• 57:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Look it up and leave it in the comments.

• 57:01Peyton Hardin?

  Leave it in the comments.

• 57:02Cameron Kennedy?

  He's being stupid. He doesn't appreciate airheads and he doesn't know.

• 57:05Peyton Hardin?

  Cam offered for a Patreon episode to go to the most racist town in America because he has family out there.

• 57:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 57:12Peyton Hardin?

  Let's put that out there. And I was not gonna bring this to-

• 57:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding me?

• 57:17Peyton Hardin?

  You know that video, like when it first went broadside, you were like, god, Jerry, shit.

• 57:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, Jerry was a good kid in school. No, I do not have family out there. I don't wanna go there. And that place, quite frankly, scares me.

• 57:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, because we're looking at new studios and Cam was like, like, we're offering like, different like cities around here. Cam was like, let's pack up and move out there. I said, what?

• 57:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's look for some real estate in Harrison, Arkansas.

• 57:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's why you picked CJ after work here.

• 57:45Cameron Kennedy?

  The Goblins.

• 57:47Peyton Hardin?

  That's why you pick CJ up to work here.

• 57:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Slowly infiltrating them. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Hell no. I would never go there. Even though I'm a white man, I would never go there.

• 57:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I would hope not. There's nothing out there for you.

• 57:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 58:00Peyton Hardin?

  Well, there's actually a lot out there for you.

• 58:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there's not. Oh, no, there's not. There's none of the evil wicked people.

• 58:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's sad.

• 58:04Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, bro. Ah, oh.

• 58:06Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of that kind of vibe, I'm not gonna like, let's not get political here.

• 58:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 58:09Peyton Hardin?

  But I was, we were, me and CJ were out partying, right? We were out.

• 58:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Sitting there cracking jokes with each other.

• 58:17Peyton Hardin?

  While he was rubbing his jeans.

• 58:21Peyton Hardin?

  CJ was in the middle cleaning up his jeans, right? After he got done cleaning off his jeans, we went outside and we were like,

• 58:29Peyton Hardin?

  we were bar hopping, right? We were at a different area. We were in downtown, right?

• 58:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fun.

• 58:34Peyton Hardin?

  I saw something.

• 58:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 58:36Peyton Hardin?

  That didn't make sense to me. Now, I'm from Austin and I remember seeing this years ago, but I haven't seen it in a long time. We were like downtown bar hopping and, and I saw a pack of cops on horses.

• 58:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you did not.

• 58:52Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God, they were down the street.

• 58:53Cameron Kennedy?

  In Dallas?

• 58:54Peyton Hardin?

  Down, like patrolling the street in full cop garn- garments, full cop garments on a, the biggest horse I've ever seen.

• 59:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Clydesdale?

• 59:04Peyton Hardin?

  Sure, I never met it, but it's, I didn't shake its goddamn hoof and say, hey, I'm Peyton. It's a Clydesdale. What the f- do you think? I saw an 18 foot horse. I said, get the f-

• 59:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a brand of horse or a, a species of horse.

• 59:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's a new drop.

• 59:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. They just dropped the Clydesdale.

• 59:20Peyton Hardin?

  So, but I, but I had a question. I said, how ass do you have to be to get pulled over by a horse?

• 59:30Cameron Kennedy?

  What the, where's your siren? The horse goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. He's going, ah, ah, ah, ah. Like, no. You know, if I, honest to God, if a, if a horse cop tried to pull me over, I'm hitting the dash.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not respecting you or the law.

• 59:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'm making a couple of right and left turns on tight out. He's, good luck Clydesdale.

• 59:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell me how long your horse lasts after this exhaust. That's just a smokescreen on the horse is like.

• 59:58Peyton Hardin?

  Genuinely, what is the purpose of cop horses?

• 1:00:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, what like, where are they stored though? That's my thing. Where are we keeping these horse cops?

• 1:00:06Peyton Hardin?

  Is there a?

• 1:00:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Until they're deployed?

• 1:00:08Peyton Hardin?

  Is there like a barn PD?

• 1:00:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, where and if you're in the middle of Dallas, it's a concrete jungle. It's not quite literally a farm anywhere.

• 1:00:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's like every day they have to drive three hours to pick up their.

• 1:00:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Drive, get their horses, bring them, deploy them for a four hour shifts and drive them back.

• 1:00:21Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, are you a better or worse cop if you get sanctioned to the horse?

• 1:00:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you have to be lower. You have to be the low.

• 1:00:26Peyton Hardin?

  They don't trust you with the vehicles?

• 1:00:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they do not trust you with a with a scat pack and you're going on a horse. Your max is 30 miles an hour.

• 1:00:33Peyton Hardin?

  Genuinely, it's like.

• 1:00:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Gallop.

• 1:00:35Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine you're driving, you're like 10 over on the highway, right? And just out of your rear view, you just see a mane, right? And you're like, is he pulling me over?

• 1:00:47Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way.

• 1:00:48Peyton Hardin?

  And like, okay, imagine you do get pulled over by the horse cop, right? You're pulled over on the side of the road. How does he park the goddamn horse? Like, how's that horse gonna stay there?

• 1:00:56Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, hold on, hold on, girl, hold on. Wait, wait now. All right. He gets off, he goes.

• 1:01:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Put your hands where I can see them. He's tying him off on the tie up. All right, stay there, girl. Love you. Horse. Big ass, he picks a carrot up, so then he goes up to your window and you go, fuck you. And you just drive off. You let him tie it up and you go, you dumb ass.

• 1:01:21Cameron Kennedy?

  He'll out.

• 1:01:21Peyton Hardin?

  And honestly, you know, when you get like pulled over, they take your license and stuff?

• 1:01:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:26Peyton Hardin?

  Where's he going back to the horse to ask?

• 1:01:30Peyton Hardin?

  Like this guy got warrants?

• 1:01:31Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes back to the horse, pulls out a Kindle from like the book bag that's laid over the horse. He's like, all right, let's see. The horse is sitting there playing in the wind. I would do the dash so quick.

• 1:01:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, if you're, if you get pulled over by a horse cop, you're the worst criminal on earth.

• 1:01:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, weird thing.

• 1:01:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:01:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm, I wanna, I wanna make this known. I'm coming at you very partially and honest with this question.

• 1:01:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 1:01:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, very honest.

• 1:01:59Peyton Hardin?

  This is a partial thing?

• 1:02:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Very partial.

• 1:02:01Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, brother. You wanted to move to Harrison, Arkansas?

• 1:02:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I did not. No, I did not. Never been there, never wanna go there, home of the goblins.

• 1:02:07Peyton Hardin?

  I saw you get a postcard from there. You know somebody out there in Harrison.

• 1:02:11Cameron Kennedy?

  From Isaac?

• 1:02:13Peyton Hardin?

  So you don't know some-

• 1:02:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I outed myself!

• 1:02:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no.

• 1:02:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh, you know Isaac. Swagland, I'm tucked.

• 1:02:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:02:22Cameron Kennedy?

  He's from there?

• 1:02:25Peyton Hardin?

  He's there, from there?

• 1:02:26Cameron Kennedy?

  He's still playing.

• 1:02:27Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kidding. I was about to say, shit, me.

• 1:02:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding. Again, honest and partial is how I'm approaching you with this.

• 1:02:34Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, this does not reflect me or the You Should Know podcast, whatever you're about to say.

• 1:02:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a genuine question. I wanna, I kinda wanna get the science behind it.

• 1:02:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay? Do you, depending on the crowds you're around, right, the crowds you're around?

• 1:02:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:02:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you ever code switch? Now, what I mean by that, for those unfamiliar with the term,

• 1:02:56Cameron Kennedy?

  is there a, is there a natural kinda like a, like a, like a, an audio-

• 1:03:00Peyton Hardin?

  Like a work voice and an at-home voice?

• 1:03:02Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go!

• 1:03:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:03Cameron Kennedy?

  But not really working at home, right? Let's say, uh, like, uh, Cam's Thanksgiving and like, uh, Liv's Thanksgiving. Do you sound the same?

• 1:03:12Peyton Hardin?

  I think so. I think so, I'm always myself, yeah.

• 1:03:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 1:03:16Peyton Hardin?

  Do you?

• 1:03:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, sometime, no, no, no.

• 1:03:19Peyton Hardin?

  You code switch?

• 1:03:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't mean to code, that's what I'm saying, I need help. It's not, it's-

• 1:03:23Peyton Hardin?

  Who are you code switching around?

• 1:03:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's really only in the basketball space, and I figured that out. Cause I started, I was speaking basketball on the phone, and I was like, "No, God, he didn't!", and I went, "Who's?", I was like, "Oh, my God", and I don't, and I don't, no, you're- His first chuckle the whole episode. No, but I was wondering, if you do that, have you ever experienced it? What should I do?

• 1:03:45Peyton Hardin?

  Probably stop.

• 1:03:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, yeah, that'd be, it's not, but it's never, it's never-

• 1:03:50Peyton Hardin?

  Well, we know your heart.

• 1:03:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, but it's just like, I don't know, maybe it's just basketball that brings it out.

• 1:03:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, the, the slang of basketball.

• 1:03:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I talk, I start talking quicker and whatnot, I get loose.

• 1:03:59Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:04:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, though.

• 1:04:00Peyton Hardin?

  And no, I- I think you're not harming anybody.

• 1:04:04Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go, exactly. Never said anything that's harmful.

• 1:04:06Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I was about to say, are you dropping new words?

• 1:04:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not dropping nukes. I'm not dropping nukes. No nukes have been dropped.

• 1:04:12Peyton Hardin?

  Um, one day, maybe on Patreon, I'm gonna say my theory about y'all.

• 1:04:15Cameron Kennedy?

  About us?

• 1:04:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. One day, I'm gonna say-

• 1:04:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That's racist.

• 1:04:21Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, well, you know-

• 1:04:23Cameron Kennedy?

  The latter.

• 1:04:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to drop that for Patreon. What is the thi- give us a sneak peek. You can't just leave me on a cliffhanger.

• 1:04:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's about y'all in a car.

• 1:04:32Peyton Hardin?

  I just know, or maybe a good, long shower, when you're home alone.

• 1:04:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. So sorry to switch quickly.

• 1:04:38Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead.

• 1:04:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Showers?

• 1:04:39Peyton Hardin?

  Love a good one.

• 1:04:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Again, back to, there's a lot of new things happening in my wi- in my life.

• 1:04:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:44Cameron Kennedy?

  My wife has disgusting night sweats now. She sweats, like vicious sweat in the night, and she smells like a [BLEEP] macchiato when she wakes up. She's, it literally, every night, every morning I wake up like I had sex with a barista. Every single, every single morning, I wake up like a Dunkin' Donuts is in my kitchen having a pop-up shop. She smells like coffee, like, like, warm brewed espresso, and she gets up and goes straight to the shower, and I don't-

• 1:05:14Peyton Hardin?

  Where's that coming from?

• 1:05:15Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't know what it is, cuz she has one cup a day. It's not like she's down it, but I'm, I'm literally not kidding. She wakes up smelling like coffee.

• 1:05:21Peyton Hardin?

  She smells like a goddamn latte?

• 1:05:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a cup of Folgers. It is awful. Every so- and she's sticky, bro. Like, it is, it's, it is bad.

• 1:05:28Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, okay, I've worked out with Liv like a handful of times.

• 1:05:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I love you babe, but damn.

• 1:05:35Peyton Hardin?

  Liv's sweat comes with an odor.

• 1:05:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it comes with a ripe little, just pungent stench.

• 1:05:40Peyton Hardin?

  It is like, it is bad.

• 1:05:41Cameron Kennedy?

  She claims she gets it from her father.

• 1:05:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I believe it.

• 1:05:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I believe it too. And apparently, see, Gabe, I don't know if he's just sweat so much.

• 1:05:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Gabe can get soaking wet, and I don't smell anything.

• 1:05:50Peyton Hardin?

  That's strange.

• 1:05:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't smell anything. I don't know if it's from cutting weight, and like, he's been, literally been sweating for like, 20 years.

• 1:05:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:56Cameron Kennedy?

  But I don't know, but Liv, god, I love that you're working hard, but man.

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  You're like-

• 1:06:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like-

• 1:06:01Peyton Hardin?

  How about we turn the air down in your room a little bit?

• 1:06:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I need a candle in my car. Like, I need to light a, a lit candle in the floorboard whenever we're done in the gym.

• 1:06:09Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, let's explain, cuz we've all worked out with each other, right?

• 1:06:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:06:13Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely don't know how I smell when I work out.

• 1:06:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think, I can't really remember, but I also genuinely don't think you go hard enough to, to exert a stench of like, I'm really at maximum effort.

• 1:06:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, but you know, I was a college athlete, and I so.

• 1:06:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true, that's true. I don't remember my smell buds from back then, though.

• 1:06:29Peyton Hardin?

  I know, okay, so you. This is partial.

• 1:06:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it. I, I will cosign if it's accurate.

• 1:06:36Peyton Hardin?

  We're going to, this is, I'm gonna explain it. Look at Cam's camera, and look at the fourth camera. All a relative smell when y'all sweat, right? It's all kinda, it's all kinda golden doodle, alright? It's all kinda Labrador Retriever at the park. Uh huh. You spend four minutes in the sun, you come back inside, who brought the dogs, huh?

• 1:06:58Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean? And it's not a problem, you can't control it. But let's rank it here. Cam, of course he's gonna have it. But it's light, it's on the walkaway.

• 1:07:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's on the walkaway. No. CJ now. CJ's been doing this thing where he'll go run. CJ will come back into the house, I'll be on the third floor of the house, and I, I won't even hear the door, I'll just be like, CJ's back.

• 1:07:21Cameron Kennedy?

  He's back, he's, I can smell, hey, take a shower!

• 1:07:24Peyton Hardin?

  And the thing is, he wants to sit and talk after his run.

• 1:07:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope.

• 1:07:27Peyton Hardin?

  You go bathe.

• 1:07:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Unacceptable.

• 1:07:28Peyton Hardin?

  You go bathe.

• 1:07:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, he, he got, he has sweat, juice, and sun. All mixed in a jar of nastiness.

• 1:07:36Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 1:07:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, brother.

• 1:07:38Peyton Hardin?

  And, and Pierce smells like a werewolf.

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:41Peyton Hardin?

  Pierce smells like goddamn Twilight.

• 1:07:47Peyton Hardin?

  He's goddamn Team Jacob when he walks in.

• 1:07:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Pierce told me the other day, uh, he went to the gym, he had a personal trainer, and he was lifting arms. First off, I said, why?

• 1:07:57Peyton Hardin?

  Why are you a personal trainer?

• 1:07:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Was it like a, a promo? Like they just gave it to you, like a free session? Oh no, I was dropped in there.

• 1:08:03Peyton Hardin?

  He just didn't know to say no?

• 1:08:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he's like, here's a hundred dollars. But he said he went, and, uh, he came back and said, I didn't know I had that many veins in my arm. And I said, what do you mean? He's like, I thought I only had two.

• 1:08:18Peyton Hardin?

  He thought he had two veins?

• 1:08:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He had two veins in his arm. And I want, I, I almost struck him for saying that.

• 1:08:25Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:08:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't tell HR, but simply looking at your arm, I immediately see four. I like, like before even really like looking for it, there's four.

• 1:08:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:39Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you, what? What do you mean you only thought there was two? How does one even say that?

• 1:08:44Speaker 04

  Well, I said, okay, so the point of it was like my workout was not as intense as the personal trainer's workout. So she had more veins like opened up. So when I was doing, yeah.

• 1:09:00Peyton Hardin?

  He said I had more veins opened up.

• 1:09:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You always had them, bro.

• 1:09:04Speaker 04

  No, I know, but like they showed, like they showed, shown.

• 1:09:10Peyton Hardin?

  If you follow along on Patreon, right? All the Koala Club people, you watched the 10 Minute Talks last week, we talked about our work environment here, you should know. If you want to know what behind the scenes is like, go watch the latest, it's episode 99 of 10 Minute Talks.

• 1:09:23Cameron Kennedy?

  We did.

• 1:09:24Peyton Hardin?

  We interviewed Pierce.

• 1:09:25Cameron Kennedy?

  We had gorgeous Pierce on.

• 1:09:26Peyton Hardin?

  And there was a lot of commentary in the comment section, right?

• 1:09:29Cameron Kennedy?

  There was, there was, there was.

• 1:09:32Peyton Hardin?

  And so I always say, I'm like, damn, I never got the corporate life. And he didn't either. He hasn't either. None of our employees said, you're the only one. And so I called my mom and she, that's what she's been doing her whole life.

• 1:09:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:46Peyton Hardin?

  And she's retired now.

• 1:09:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Retired queen. Good morning to you.

• 1:09:49Peyton Hardin?

  I still haven't paid her that full 10,000.

• 1:09:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It's on layaway. Oh my God.

• 1:09:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, and she's so sweet. She tries to bring it up.

• 1:10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, I'm just, you know, just, I was searching up words the other day and it just randomly, the word gift came across. I don't, does that mean anything to you?

• 1:10:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I gotta remind me, mom, I gotta pay you that money.

• 1:10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Just give it to her.

• 1:10:11Peyton Hardin?

  I gave her most of it. There's like a couple thousand left.

• 1:10:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Give her all of it, right now.

• 1:10:15Peyton Hardin?

  No. Um, so I was calling her. I was like, mom, like, tell me about like corporate life. Cause I'm thinking of like, we're moving into a new studio hopefully soon. And I'm like, I want to make this like a more like actual work environment. Like what are some of the things I can take from the corporate life? Into this life, right? Cause this is not a regular job.

• 1:10:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, nowhere near.

• 1:10:36Peyton Hardin?

  My mom brought up company potlucks.

• 1:10:41Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, mom.

• 1:10:44Peyton Hardin?

  Potlucks might be the worst idea and the nastiest thing I have ever heard of. I don't wanna see Pierce's dishes.

• 1:10:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna see what tinfoil he brings into the office. I'm not gonna lie. Potlucks are gross.

• 1:11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, I, to hell with the dishes and the cutlery. I don't know what we would eat if y'all three had to cook. If you couldn't buy something and cater it.

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You physically had to make food, we would be. It would be the worst potluck ever. Go down the line right now. It's a lunch, it's a lunch-in potluck, lunchtime foods. What would you bring?

• 1:11:27Peyton Hardin?

  I would bring abundance of chips and snacks.

• 1:11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You would bring potato chips. To a lunch.

• 1:11:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  For the work employees. You'd bring lays and you'd call it quits.

• 1:11:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:11:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, we're off to a great start. What would, what do you think you'd bring, Pierce?

• 1:11:44Speaker 04

  Either mac and cheese or a green bean casserole.

• 1:11:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Pierce has the whitest mac and cheese. I cannot imagine his mac and cheese.

• 1:11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No crust. There's no crust on, no oil setting on the other. Okay, pick. Which one? You gotta pick one, hurry.

• 1:11:59Speaker 04

  A green bean casserole.

• 1:12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:12:00Peyton Hardin?

  God damn.

• 1:12:01Cameron Kennedy?

  All right.

• 1:12:01Peyton Hardin?

  White people, casserole.

• 1:12:02Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ, what would you bring? It's not Thanksgiving, damn it. It's February. It's not Thanksgiving. I don't need another casserole. CJ, what would you bring?

• 1:12:12Speaker 04

  Probably taco soup, but if I.

• 1:12:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Son of a bitch.

• 1:12:16Peyton Hardin?

  Taco, no, his taco soup is good.

• 1:12:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, his taco soup is good.

• 1:12:18Peyton Hardin?

  It makes me shit.

• 1:12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, so you're bringing.

• 1:12:21Speaker 04

  And then if I was actually making us like supper.

• 1:12:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not supper.

• 1:12:24Peyton Hardin?

  Supper, are you 90?

• 1:12:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Little House on the Prairie?

• 1:12:28Speaker 04

  He's doing it again, it is dinner. I would cook a smash burgers.

• 1:12:32Peyton Hardin?

  He has an okay smash burger. It's a pretty good smash burger.

• 1:12:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's lunch, it's lunch. It's gotta be something that you can kinda pre-prep or something like that.

• 1:12:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, dude, we need a review. Okay.

• 1:12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He needs to leave.

• 1:12:44Peyton Hardin?

  Let's take it outside of ourselves, right? The idea of a potluck is disgusting.

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's, it's, it's just bad.

• 1:12:51Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's, it's like, okay. If I don't know, and especially working in a corporate, we all know each other. I am not eating Sandra from Accounting's spaghetti. Dude, your kids are gross.

• 1:13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. I just remembered, we had a potluck when I was a teacher. And you saying that literally just unlocked that. It is, you're, you are describing it, you've never experienced it, but you would have thought you have. You just described it to the T.

• 1:13:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's disgusting.

• 1:13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you don't know these people.

• 1:13:20Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how you clean you are.

• 1:13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  They do, and you don't know if they get butt ass naked, roll on the floor, then go to bed.

• 1:13:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't know what they do.

• 1:13:28Peyton Hardin?

  And we just talked about these people's weird ass pets, imagine they got a ferret at home.

• 1:13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Ferret running around, he's just like, he strokes the ferret, and he's like, let's make these burgers. And he's just, oh, oh my God.

• 1:13:37Peyton Hardin?

  Corporate potluck, that should, that literally should be illegal.

• 1:13:41Cameron Kennedy?

  The only way, the only way it gets a green check for me, and I'm good to go with it, is if it's themed. If it is themed, and you kinda like, because listen.

• 1:13:49Peyton Hardin?

  What does that change the cleanliness of people's dishes?

• 1:13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You're so worried about the cleanliness.

• 1:13:52Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, I've seen the people's houses. Okay, first of all, if we're doing a corporate potluck, if I'm working at like H and R block, and we're doing a corporate potluck, I'm stalking everybody on Instagram, and I'm looking at your kitchen, and your bathroom.

• 1:14:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So worried about the kitchen.

• 1:14:05Peyton Hardin?

  Because, bro, like, I don't, and I gotta see what your kids look like.

• 1:14:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you clean your dishes?

• 1:14:10Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have dishes.

• 1:14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's hurtful, but kids.

• 1:14:13Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, if your kid, you, you ever seen some of these kids, and you can tell what kind of environment their household is?

• 1:14:17Cameron Kennedy?

  If you got a kid with a double front tooth missing? Oh yeah, no. If, if both of their two front teeth are gone at the same time, you're, you're skipping some, you're skipping instructions at dinner.

• 1:14:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, but you can, you can just tell, like, your kid's always got a snotty nose, you're not wiping your kid's nose.

• 1:14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not clean.

• 1:14:34Peyton Hardin?

  House ain't clean.

• 1:14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  House ain't clean, damn sure your dishes aren't.

• 1:14:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, one of my favorite pastimes is stalking people's Instagrams and looking at their bathroom.

• 1:14:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a creep.

• 1:14:41Peyton Hardin?

  I know, I'm saying, like, I can tell a lot from a person's bathroom.

• 1:14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a creep. Like, what? Okay, okay, I'm gonna paint you a picture.

• 1:14:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You gotta tell me the person, though. You gotta tell me, describe just the person. Male, female, age, stuff like that, just like, real quick.

• 1:14:55Peyton Hardin?

  Say like a thirty year old man.

• 1:14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Thirty year old man, we'll call him a thirty, thirty year old Kyle.

• 1:15:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay? You see a picture of Kyle's bathroom.

• 1:15:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:03Cameron Kennedy?

  The rod is a little, it's a little cattywampus. What does that mean? What is that telling about him?

• 1:15:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I see now, now it's gonna get a little dangerous because I wouldn't even say about the cattywampus, but like.

• 1:15:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:15:14Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I gotta be careful.

• 1:15:16Cameron Kennedy?

  There's only one, there's, he has white towels?

• 1:15:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:15:19Cameron Kennedy?

  There's only one hanging up on the towel holder?

• 1:15:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It's stained to hell.

• 1:15:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:15:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that tell you?

• 1:15:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's that, he doesn't use that to dry off.

• 1:15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  The commentary in the back is great.

• 1:15:33Peyton Hardin?

  First, okay, keep going.

• 1:15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:15:34Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, he's got a problem.

• 1:15:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, he's thirty.

• 1:15:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:37Cameron Kennedy?

  But he has, uh, let's say, he has two empty beer cans on the corner of his shower.

• 1:15:43Peyton Hardin?

  He's stuck at his fraternity.

• 1:15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He misses college?

• 1:15:46Peyton Hardin?

  He misses college a lot. He misses college a lot, and we gotta check his phone. That's, that's the second thing.

• 1:15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, take the rod down, he has a glass shower.

• 1:15:54Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:15:55Cameron Kennedy?

  But the glass door is incredibly stained, like, very dirty, he does not clean it.

• 1:16:00Peyton Hardin?

  It describes what the towel is for.

• 1:16:04Peyton Hardin?

  It's all coming together, Kyle.

• 1:16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Last but not least, Kyle, for whatever reason, he loves the scents and appreciates the women products, the feminine products for bath time.

• 1:16:14Peyton Hardin?

  Love it.

• 1:16:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Say he has a woman shampoo, a woman's conditioner, a woman's body wash.

• 1:16:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What does it tell you about Kyle?

• 1:16:20Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be, I'd be like, okay, Kyle, that's cool. I, do I know Kyle?

• 1:16:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You know Kyle.

• 1:16:25Peyton Hardin?

  Have I smelled him before?

• 1:16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  He smells like your Aunt Mole.

• 1:16:28Peyton Hardin?

  Baby powder, snakes?

• 1:16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Gold bar. A gold bar.

• 1:16:33Peyton Hardin?

  One of the telltale signs for somebody's bathroom, and it makes me freak them out.

• 1:16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell me, Sherlock.

• 1:16:37Peyton Hardin?

  If there's too many electrical cords out, loose cords, like, if you have too many things that plug into your bathroom, something's going wrong.

• 1:16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Straightener, hairdryer, curler, iPod, all these things.

• 1:16:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, most of the time, I can't even tell what these cords are for, like, the actual product isn't shown in the picture, I'm just seeing cords. I'm like, what is happening in your goddamn bathroom? Also, if you have, like, Walmart or Target bags just around your bathroom?

• 1:17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:17:02Peyton Hardin?

  Something's wrong here.

• 1:17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-mm, I agree on that one.

• 1:17:05Peyton Hardin?

  Also, if you have a to-go cup in your bathroom, burn in hell.

• 1:17:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's you? You tried to sneak that in there, you little bastard? That's so him.

• 1:17:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That is so, it looks like you have five course meals in your bathroom.

• 1:17:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's strange.

• 1:17:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Your bathroom, your bathroom's massive though. You have a huge bathroom. You have like a built-in changing table in there. Have you ever thought about that?

• 1:17:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I don't know what that's for.

• 1:17:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What is that little corner for? I swear to God, I think it's a built-in changing table.

• 1:17:30Peyton Hardin?

  I just use it to sit.

• 1:17:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not kidding, it's perfect.

• 1:17:33Peyton Hardin?

  I sit on that. I sit on it for pictures.

• 1:17:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding me?

• 1:17:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You sit on that thing?

• 1:17:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Why? That's such an isolated lonely corner.

• 1:17:45Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm an isolated lonely man.

• 1:17:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That's touche, but...

• 1:17:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I could eat my son's foot. I think I could put it in a sandwich and eat it.

• 1:17:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna say something about you real quick, man.

• 1:17:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's hear it. I'm ready for it. I think I could, I think I could take his foot. I could put some pickled onions in there. Little bit of sauce. Some real pickles, a bit of shredded lettuce and a cheese of your picking. I'd down that bitch in one clean bite. It'd be gone. His feet are so cute and they smell like, oh man.

• 1:18:16Peyton Hardin?

  Now...

• 1:18:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, he's doing something.

• 1:18:18Peyton Hardin?

  Let's, okay. Let's be clear here.

• 1:18:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Very clear.

• 1:18:23Peyton Hardin?

  Cuteness is an aggression.

• 1:18:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my God. You thought I was aggressively cute with Ruby? Dude, I almost bit him the other day. No, I'm sorry. That is obviously half-joke, but God, he's cute.

• 1:18:33Peyton Hardin?

  Now, now, okay, so we're making it clear here, he doesn't actually want to eat his son's foot.

• 1:18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Not at all.

• 1:18:39Peyton Hardin?

  Cuteness is an aggression and when you're, like, you just wanna, ah, ah, ah.

• 1:18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Bite on it.

• 1:18:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I get it. But, okay. As your son's getting older though, I'm starting to lose it.

• 1:18:48Cameron Kennedy?

  For what? At what?

• 1:18:49Peyton Hardin?

  Just starting to, too much like you. I said it last week. It's too much you in there.

• 1:18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  It is creepy.

• 1:18:53Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, I'm like, oh, I want to just, but I'm like, oh. I'm like, you stupid, you stupid idiot, lose some weight.

• 1:19:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit. Alright, before we get out of here, let's get into people's Favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, payin' in camp. Pop culture, payin' in camp. Bow! Now, this is probably one of the more inappropriate pop cultures. Oh god. And it's the second thing I'm getting from Twitter this week. I brought up the Montoya thing earlier, right? I saw this thing on Twitter, and it was like this exotic body art guy. Have you seen this? Oh my god, are you talking about the guy with the paint? Oh, dude, dude? Yes. Okay, so if you don't know, there's this video going on on Twitter, and I don't know what the purpose of this art show was. Freaks! Yes. These are freaks. You just see some ladies in the back, they're like-

• 1:19:47Peyton Hardin?

  They're, they're just openly like this.

• 1:19:51Peyton Hardin?

  So, let me give some context, right? Please. There's this video, and it's like a crowd of like 13 people, right? Like a square room? Like a square, regular room, and it's this big muscular man. Butt naked, no clothes on. Butt, ass naked. And he's fully painted in white paint. He is dri- he's not, he is dripping in eggshell white. It's like they dumped paint on his body. And you see him, and I'm saying everything's out, right? And, he, he's gotten a little blood flow. Yeah, oh, it's not flaccid, we'll just say that. And I'm not gonna lie, impressive on the man. This guy is like a goddamn horse, brother.

• 1:20:36Peyton Hardin?

  And he's painting the ground with, with his man meat, right? He's hitting splits, brother is agile- Flexible as shit! Acrobatic. My god. Right? Now-

• 1:20:52Peyton Hardin?

  What's the purpose of this show?

• 1:20:54Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the convention called? There, I'm gonna call it 12 freaks and a nude guy. Cause there's, there's not a single sign, there's not a TV, there's not an announcer, there's not a flyer, there's not a brand deal. It's literally a butt naked guy, bricked up, dripping in paint, hitting the full blown splits, adjusting his johnson on the floor, painting with his [BLEEP]. That's all it is. And then there's random people, literally like this.

• 1:21:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and that's the thing, when he walked out, no one was like, huh?

• 1:21:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:25Peyton Hardin?

  They knew what they were coming for.

• 1:21:27Cameron Kennedy?

  They knew they were getting naked painted white guys.

• 1:21:28Peyton Hardin?

  They were just like, yup, yup, there he is.

• 1:21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yup. Here's Trevor, here we go, let's, let's give him a round of applause.

• 1:21:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh wow, look at that circle.

• 1:21:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:21:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, freaky.

• 1:21:38Peyton Hardin?

  And this might be, my freaking is coming out, I said, imagine Cam doing that art.

• 1:21:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, why?

• 1:21:45Peyton Hardin?

  You know how low, you have to get...

• 1:21:53Peyton Hardin?

  Cam would have to damn near lay on his stomach to get some drawing done.

• 1:21:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And my chains caught, hey! That's not true, if I had whatever enhancements he had.

• 1:22:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, I think that, I think that's purebred.

• 1:22:06Cameron Kennedy?

  He definitely took something from a gas station.

• 1:22:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he might have.

• 1:22:08Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no, that shit was looking straight at you, there's no way, there's no way. He was like this. That is not, it went... Like it is not, he was, that's not natural.

• 1:22:20Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm saying, what would you draw?

• 1:22:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I don't know, it'd have to be something just short and concise, like something in a small parameter that I just really get to.

• 1:22:29Peyton Hardin?

  You're not making 3D art with that.

• 1:22:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, and my hip would dislocate by the time I got down to the ground, hip would pop out, I'd probably fall directly on my, my johnson and I'd be in a lot of pain.

• 1:22:40Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine, okay.

• 1:22:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That guy was a nimble giant.

• 1:22:42Peyton Hardin?

  He was, dude, he was 10 out of 10 in every aspect. Creativity, art, body, skill.

• 1:22:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Presence.

• 1:22:54Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, now, I want you to describe me

• 1:22:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 1:22:58Peyton Hardin?

  doing this art from the walkout.

• 1:23:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I want you to give me the full show.

• 1:23:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, the first thing that would happen, you'd be painted. It's still gonna be the white paint, right?

• 1:23:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:12Cameron Kennedy?

  But the first thing that would happen, your back would be to the audience, okay? They'd play your theme song and all you would do, you would start the show like this. They don't see anything. They'd see naked, a long ass body dripping in paint and you would start the show like this.

• 1:23:26Cameron Kennedy?

  And you would just look at it and go...

• 1:23:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And you'd stare and then you would open up and you'd be like... You'd open up, bricked up and you'd start walking, right? And you'd just be walking up to the thing and then you would definitely do something handsy.

• 1:23:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd do something handsy. I don't know, you'd be like... Like you'd get in front of the crowd, you'd be like... And they'd go, "Whoa." And then you're just sitting there and you go, "It's time for the show." You start popping fingers and stuff, you're like...

• 1:24:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, unfortunately, due to your dexterity, you couldn't get too low. It'd be a bad performance.

• 1:24:08Peyton Hardin?

  Wouldn't need to get too low.

• 1:24:09Cameron Kennedy?

  But the... Oh! Oh! Tripod jumps in the conversation, but...

• 1:24:15Peyton Hardin?

  I make splatter paint.

• 1:24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be like... And they'd go... Oh, that'd be your skill. You'd literally be like that. You'd take your paint and go... And you'd go... And it's just like this.

• 1:24:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what you would do. And you make a smiley face out of paint from your splatter. And you literally go...

• 1:24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It just keeps coming right back every time.

• 1:24:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:24:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what you would do. And then you would thank them with a bow. You'd literally go like this.

• 1:24:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be like...

• 1:24:50Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine my gnarled footprint from the paint.

• 1:24:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god! That'd be the scariest part of the show. Your feet would be out. They'd literally be looking at you. They'd start your eyes. They'd go down there, they'd be like...

• 1:25:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And they'd be terrified. Your talons, dude, your big toe, it literally looks like a cartoon big toe.

• 1:25:07Peyton Hardin?

  It is bad.

• 1:25:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It looks like a regular big toe and someone took a cartoon hammer and they went, "Wap", and it went, "Pff". It just got wide and swollen.

• 1:25:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:25:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 1:25:15Peyton Hardin?

  Well, if I needed a warm-up for the show, I'd call you. So, here we go.

• 1:25:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright.

• 1:25:20Peyton Hardin?

  That was Pop Culture, Paynick Cam. Pop Culture, Paynick Cam. Bow! Get us out of here, Cam.

• 1:25:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank every single one of you for coming back to another week's episode. This is episode 152. Most, most importantly, make sure you tell P on his Instagram, here in the comments, tell him happy birthday. A little happy birthday gift you can get him. Send this to your friend. Tell him to go wish him a happy birthday and just keep the train going.

• 1:25:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'm 26.

• 1:25:51Cameron Kennedy?

  26 birthday is a very special year for him.

• 1:25:53Peyton Hardin?

  It's not.

• 1:25:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is. It is, buddy. It is. Lot of things coming for y'all. Everything you need to know is linked in the description below. And to confuse the casuals, get your good karma, you already know, it's gonna be H B D P. Happy Birthday to you.

• 1:26:09Peyton Hardin?

  So, uh, maybe on the extended clip, uh, I'll get a gift.

• 1:26:17Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you to all my lovely employees, my friends, and my family, um, for all the gifts this year.

• 1:26:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep, all the gifts that you're gonna get on your birthday.

• 1:26:28Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode of the Usual Podcast.

• 1:26:31Cameron Kennedy?

  We love you all.

• 1:26:32Peyton Hardin?

  Joining that Patreon. This was a, uh, it got a little explicit.

• 1:26:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. It was, it was great.

• 1:26:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's, so just wait to see what happens on Patreon.

• 1:26:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Great episode.

• 1:26:39Peyton Hardin?

  For the extended episode. Remember, Quala Royalty gets a bonus episode every month and a live stream that's coming up. Love you so much. Remember, 1 out of 10 Quala Bears don't make it home to Christmas and we'll see ya.

• 1:26:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:53Peyton Hardin?

  Next time.

• 1:26:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, just two gallons of the white paint.

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