Science Behind Time Storms | Time Isn't What You Think It Is

In 1977, a soldier walked into a glowing mist in the Chilean mountains and returned fifteen minutes later with five days of stubble on his face. A pilot flew 250 miles in 34 minutes through a luminous fog over the Bermuda Triangle. An RAF Commander looked down from his biplane and saw an airfield four years before it existed. Two families checked into a French hotel that vanished two weeks later — along with every photo they took inside it. British researcher Jenny Randles spent decades collecting these cases and found they all share the same symptoms: silence, tingling, glowing mist, and broken time. Her conclusion connects UFOs, ghosts, and alien abductions to one phenomenon. The physics backs her up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLi5LOtzWBs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:32AJ Gentile?

  On April 25, 1977, Corporal Armando Valdez was guarding a campfire in the Chilean mountains.

• 0:40AJ Gentile?

  Just before dawn, he saw a glowing purple mist. Valdez walked into the mist and vanished. Fifteen minutes later, he stumbled back into camp. He was shaking. He collapsed. His men checked him over. He seemed fine. Except for one detail. When Valdez left, he was clean-shaven. When he returned, he had a short beard. And his watch had jumped ahead to April 30.

• 1:05AJ Gentile?

  He was gone for 15 minutes, but he lived for five days. And Valdez's story isn't unique. This phenomenon has appeared all over the world for centuries. Different cultures call them different names. We know them as time storms.

• 1:30AJ Gentile?

  The Valdez case follows a pattern that has repeated around the world for hundreds of years. In 1947, a British military convoy was driving through the mountains of Nepal. This was dangerous territory. Bandits were everywhere. The group included local soldiers, a British Colonel, and his wife Donna. Donna was sitting in the back of a truck when the temperature dropped instantly. She said it felt like someone flung open the door to a glacier.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  Oh, I just walked into my second ex-wife's bedroom. She was so cold in the bedroom that I got frostbite on my honeymoon. Ha ha!

• 2:04AJ Gentile?

  Will you at least let me get the story set up, please?

• 2:06Speaker 02

  Oh, fine. But that joke was solid, and you know it.

• 2:10AJ Gentile?

  Donna looked up. A reddish cloud was floating just above the ground, about the size of a two-story house, and it was moving toward them. The local villagers took one look and ran. They called it a vision, and they knew the only way to survive was to hide. The Colonel ran toward the cloud to investigate. He got about 20 feet before he collapsed. It looked like he hit an invisible wall. Then the red cloud got brighter. It circled the truck where Donna was sitting. She felt electricity in the air. Her skin tingled, her hair stood up. A low-voltage current ran through her body. Then, the world went silent.

• 2:48AJ Gentile?

  No wind, no birds, no engine noise. Donna saw one final image: soldiers frozen mid-stride, her husband motionless on the ground. Then everything went dark. When she opened her eyes, the cloud was gone, and hours had passed. For Donna, it had just been seconds. The convoy regrouped. Everyone had a red rash on their exposed skin, like a severe sunburn. Soldiers were vomiting. The Colonel was dizzy and couldn't walk. Eleven witnesses, physical symptoms consistent with radiation exposure, and a gap in time nobody could explain. British researcher Jenny Randall spent decades collecting cases that shared the same symptoms. First, the silence.

• 3:32AJ Gentile?

  All natural sound stops: no crickets, no traffic, just dead air. Then the tingling, like static electricity before a lightning strike. Then the mist. Sometimes red, sometimes green or white, but it always glows. Then time breaks. Hours vanish. People find themselves in places they can't explain, sometimes hundreds of miles away. And after, the physical toll: nausea, rashes, headaches, disorientation. Medical exams documented burns and rashes that appeared during these episodes. Electronics die, car engines stall, radios only play static, watches stop or leap forward, cellphones lose signal. And then there's the isolation.

• 4:17AJ Gentile?

  Even people surrounded by crowds report feeling utterly alone. The rest of humanity fades away, like they've stepped into a pocket universe. Randalls calls this "the Oz Factor." Like Dorothy ripped out of Kansas, suddenly you're somewhere else, a different place and a different time. Randalls had plenty of witnesses who lost time: minutes, hours, sometimes days. But she did find one case where a pilot didn't lose time. He outran it.

• 4:57AJ Gentile?

  Bruce Guernan was an experienced pilot. He'd flown this route dozens of times. His destination was Palm Beach, Florida. The weather was clear. The flight is exactly 75 minutes. Halfway to Florida, Guernan saw a cloud formation ahead: a lenticular cloud.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  A testicular cloud? They make a cream for that.

• 5:16AJ Gentile?

  Lenticular cloud? That's the one that looks kinda like a flying saucer?

• 5:19Speaker 02

  Ah, that makes more sense.

• 5:21AJ Gentile?

  But this cloud was massive, and it was growing. Guernan tried to climb over it. The cloud rose with him. He banked to go around it and expanded to block his path. The cloud wrapped around the plane, a swirling tunnel of gray mist with bright flashes of light. His compass started spinning. His navigational instruments failed. The artificial horizon began to roll. Guernan looked ahead: a small patch of blue sky at the end of the tunnel, his only way out. He pushed the throttle forward. The tunnel started to close. The 10-mile gap shrank to 1 mile, then a half mile, then smaller and smaller. The wings scraped the edges of the cloud. He shot through the gap just as it collapsed behind him.

• 6:05AJ Gentile?

  He expected to see the ocean, but he didn't. Just gray haze. No horizon, no sea, no sky. Just gray in every direction. His instruments were dead. He grabbed the radio and called Miami Air Traffic Control. They couldn't find him on radar. No aircraft appeared anywhere between Miami, Bimini, and Andros. He was a ghost. Then the radio crackled. Miami picked him up. The controller said, "I have a target directly over Miami Beach." But that was impossible. Miami Beach was 250 miles from where he entered the cloud. Top speed of a Beechcraft Bonanza is 200 miles per hour. That flight takes 75 minutes minimum. Gernan checked his watch. He'd been in the air for 34 minutes.

• 6:49AJ Gentile?

  Then the fog dissolved, and Miami Beach was right below him. He landed at Palm Beach shortly after. Total flight time: 37 minutes. He saved nearly half an hour. Gernan spent the rest of his life researching that day. He wrote two books and documented over 75 similar encounters in the same area. We call this area the Bermuda Triangle.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  Yahtzee! The Bermuda Triangle, otherwise known as the lizard people's subaquatic parking garage.

• 7:18AJ Gentile?

  Pilots and sailors have reported the same luminous fog for decades, the same instrument failures. Some traveled impossible distances in impossible times, some went into the storm and never came out. Bruce Gernan entered the storm and moved faster than physics allows. The next witness was a Royal Air Force commander. He also survived the storm. But while he was in it, he didn't just move fast, he saw the future.

• 7:55AJ Gentile?

  In 1935, Wing Commander Victor Goddard flew his biplane over an abandoned airfield called Drem. He knew the place. Hangar is falling apart, tarmac cracked and full of weeds, cows grazing on the runway. A few days later, he flew back along the same route when the weather turned and a storm hit. But this wasn't a normal storm. The clouds weren't gray or white, they were glowing yellow. His biplane was tossed around like a toy. Rain hammered the open cockpit. The plane dropped toward the ground and Goddard braced for a crash.

• 8:29AJ Gentile?

  Then, in an instant, the storm vanished, the rain stopped, the sky turned bright and sunny. Goddard looked down. He was directly over Drem Airfield, but it wasn't abandoned anymore. The hangars were repaired, mechanics in blue overalls were working on the tarmac, and four aircraft sat on their own way, each painted bright yellow. One of them was a monoplane, a single-wing design Goddard had never seen before. None of this made sense. In 1935, RAF mechanics wore brown overalls, RAF training planes were unpainted aluminum, monoplanes hadn't entered the fleet. Seconds later, the storm slammed back. He fought through it and landed at Andover.

• 9:12AJ Gentile?

  He reported what he saw, but nobody believed him. Four years later, in 1939, the RAF reopened Drem for World War II. They painted their training aircraft yellow, they introduced a new monoplane trainer called the Miles Magister, and they changed the mechanic uniforms from brown to blue. Every detail Goddard saw in 1935 became reality in 1939. This is a wing commander, not a crackpot, but a decorated officer in the Royal Air Force. He looked through a gap in a storm and saw four years into the future. He wrote about it in his book, Flight Towards Reality. Now, most witnesses lose time. Goddard gained it. But if you can slip into the future, can you also slip into the past?

• 9:56AJ Gentile?

  Well, according to two families in France, you can.

• 10:04Speaker 00

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• 10:40AJ Gentile?

  Octobre 1979. The Simpson and Gisby families were driving through France, heading for a vacation in Spain. They were looking for a place to sleep near Mont-Lamar. As they drove down a rural road, the Oz factor hit. The car engine faded, the traffic vanished. They drove in eerie silence until they saw an old-looking hotel. They pulled in. The road wasn't paved, it was cobblestone. Inside, there were no phones, no elevators. The windows had wooden shutters, but no glass. The staff wore uniforms that looked like they were out of an old movie. A policeman walked by, wearing a heavy cape and hat from the First World War. They had dinner, took photos in the dining room, and stayed the night.

• 11:25AJ Gentile?

  The next morning, the bill for four adults and children, including dinner and breakfast, was nineteen francs, less than a cup of coffee in 1979. Mr. Simpson asked the policeman for directions to the highway. The officer looked confused, he'd never heard of a highway. They left, got back on the main road, and the sounds of the world returned. Two weeks later, on their way home, they decided to stop at the hotel again. Cheap, good food, why not? They drove down the same road, found the same turnoff, but the hotel wasn't there. No cobblestone road, no old building, just a grove of trees. And when they developed their film, the photos of the families in the dining room didn't exist. The negatives were blank.

• 12:08AJ Gentile?

  When they drove down that road, they ended up 70 years in the past.

• 12:14AJ Gentile?

  But Randalls found something worse than blank film. These storms leave physical scars. In 1977, teenager Mark Henshall was riding his motorcycle near Barnard Castle in England. Suddenly, a purple glow swallowed him. His motor died, but he kept rolling. Then he was pulled uphill, about 300 feet, against gravity. When the glow vanished, Henshall's leather jacket was smoking.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  He wore a smoking jacket, like Hef? Did he also have a captain's hat and a harem of hens fighting over his inheritance?

• 12:45AJ Gentile?

  Not, not a smoking jacket. A leather jacket that was soaked a minute earlier. The water evaporated instantly from intense heat. The metal on his bike was so hot that he got third-degree burns.

• 12:57AJ Gentile?

  And another one. In 1992 in Hungary, a woman driving saw a white light rush toward her windshield. Her engine and lights died. She woke up hours later in a snowy field. No tire tracks led to the car, there was no road nearby. Doctors found burn marks on her body, consistent with electrical discharge. And when they checked the car, the door handle had been fused to the body by heat. Then there's the case of Steve in Kansas. Steve was on a road trip with friends in 1979. They pulled over at a construction site so he can use a porta potty. When he went in, the sounds of his friends disappeared. The air went silent. He felt a wave of dizziness.

• 13:38AJ Gentile?

  He unlocked the door, stepped out, and fell face-first into the dirt. The construction site was gone. The porta potty was gone. His friends were gone. He was standing in an empty field. He walked to the nearest road, flagged out a car, and found out he was 600 miles from where he started. He teleported 600 miles in a porta potty.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  Oh, it's like a tortoise.

• 14:01AJ Gentile?

  It was a porta potty.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  Oh, so a tortoise. Get it? Get it? Ahahaha!

• 14:08AJ Gentile?

  Randalls realized that if you step back and look at the big picture, these stories sound familiar. UFOs, alien abductions, ghosts, missing time? They aren't different mysteries. They're all connected, and they're all time storms.

• 14:32AJ Gentile?

  Jenny Randalls looked at her 300 cases. Then she looked at the entire history of paranormal research. UFO sightings, alien abductions, ghost encounters, near-death experiences, missing time, poltergeist activity? She made an argument that nobody considered: they were all the same thing. Betty and Barney Hill may be the most famous alien abduction case in history. In 1961, they drove through the White Mountains of New Hampshire. They saw a strange light. They felt disoriented. They arrived home two hours late with no memory of what happened.

• 15:05AJ Gentile?

  Now, strip away the UFO narrative and look at the raw facts. A couple driving at night encountered a light. Disorientation, missing time, amnesia. Their car's instruments malfunctioned. They later recalled the experience as a vivid, dreamlike episode. That's a time storm. But what about the aliens, the entities people see? Well, Randall's found a clue. People who walked into these storms often report a specific sensation right before the time shift. A pressure. Witnesses describe a heavy pressure from above. Not like wind, like a weight pressing down on them. And the pressure feels alive. One witness described it as an intense feeling of being watched, like an invader. A consciousness pressing against them.

• 15:50AJ Gentile?

  So the storm isn't just weather, or at least our brain doesn't interpret it as weather. Canadian neuroscientist Michael Persinger built a device nicknamed the God Helmet to test this. He aimed weak electromagnetic fields at the temporal lobe. Test subjects reported exactly what time storm witnesses described. The sense of a presence, time distortion, feelings of floating, out-of-body experiences. Vivid hallucinations of beings.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel like this sap to eat and blow up his gummies.

• 16:20AJ Gentile?

  If you walk into a strong electromagnetic field like a time storm, your brain might interpret that energy as a person, or a ghost, or an alien.

• 16:31AJ Gentile?

  Jacques Vallée came to the same conclusion from a completely different direction. He argued that UFO encounters weren't extraterrestrial. There were signs of some other phenomenon. Something that interacted with human consciousness and operated by rules we didn't understand. Three researchers, three countries, completely different methods, but the same conclusion. The phenomenon is real. The popular interpretation is wrong. If electromagnetic fields could produce these experiences in a lab, the natural electromagnetic events, time storms, could produce them in the wild. So time isn't as stable as we believe, and now we have the science to prove it.

• 17:17Speaker 00

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• 17:52AJ Gentile?

  This isn't folklore, it's physics. The laws of the universe actually support the existence of time storms. Einstein's theory of relativity proved that time is not constant, it's flexible. Time passes differently depending on speed and gravity. An astronaut traveling near light speed ages slower than people on Earth. GPS satellites experience time faster than we do on the ground. Engineers adjust the satellite clocks every day to adjust for this. At the speed of light, time stops completely. From the perspective of a photon, the moment it's created and the moment it's destroyed happen at the same instant. A photon can travel across the universe for billions of years. But for the photon, zero time has passed.

• 18:37AJ Gentile?

  Time storms are electromagnetic phenomena, but so is light. Randalls believes these storms are pockets where the rules of light-speed physics take over. Bubbles of electromagnetic dominance. Inside the bubble, local time could be frozen. Minutes outside could equal days inside, or days outside could equal seconds inside. But there's something else going on here, something you've probably felt yourself. You walk into a room and freeze. You know this room. You know this moment. You know exactly what someone is about to say before they say it. Déjà vu.

• 19:12AJ Gentile?

  Scientists tell us it's a brain glitch, a misfire between short-term and long-term memory. But what if it's not? What if déjà vu is a micro-time storm? A momentary slip where your consciousness brushes against the moment you've already lived? This ties into the Bloch-universe theory. Many physicists believe the past, present, and future all exist simultaneously. Imagine a loaf of bread. The past is the heel at one end, the future is the heel at the other. We're just a slice in the middle. But the whole loaf exists at once. Every moment that has ever happened, or will ever happen, is already there.

• 19:48Speaker 02

  Ah, so the universe is a loaf of bread?

• 19:51AJ Gentile?

  It's a metaphor.

• 19:52Speaker 02

  What kind of bread? Because if it's a King's Hawaiian roll, I'm interested. If it's that government-subsidized white bread, yeah, I don't trust it.

• 20:00AJ Gentile?

  We experience time as flowing, but that's a limitation of our consciousness. Our mind moves through the Bloch-universe like a cursor scanning a document. A time storm could knock that cursor loose. An intense electromagnetic anomaly could disconnect a person from their normal timeline. They might skip forward, loop backward, experience hours while the world experiences seconds. Then, there's the many-worlds interpretation. Science fiction author Philip K. Dick was obsessed with this. He believed time wasn't real. He believed what we experience as time is actually us moving through different versions of reality. He called it orthogonal time. He believed parallel timelines ran right next to ours.

• 20:43AJ Gentile?

  Infinite versions of Earth, infinite versions of you. And sometimes those timelines bleed together. Now, if many-worlds is true, a time storm isn't a glitch in a clock. It's a collision between universes. So when Goddard saw the airfield of the future, he wasn't looking forward in time. He was looking sideways, into a parallel world where the war had already started. When the family in France found the hotel, they weren't in the past. They were in a reality where that hotel never closed. The framework for travel between worlds exists. These aren't just storms, they're doorways. And some people have accidentally learned to walk through.

• 21:25Speaker 00

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• 22:00AJ Gentile?

  The Valdez case, the Nepal convoy, the electronic fog, the hotel in France. Great stories, but are they true? Well, let's start with the skeptics. The biggest problem with the time storm theory is the lack of hard data. We have stories, but we don't have a single recording. No video of a teleporting car, no footage of a glowing cloud. In the age of smartphones and dash cams, you'd think we'd have caught one by now. Then there's the brain. Temporal lobe epilepsy explains almost every symptom of the Oz Factor: the silence, the feeling of a presence, the time distortion, the vivid hallucinations. Persing are proved in a lab that you can induce these feelings with magnets. If you're driving through a magnetic field

• 22:44AJ Gentile?

  caused by tectonic stress, your brain might glitch. You might feel like you lost an hour. You might hallucinate a glowing cloud. The geology where Valdez disappeared creates electromagnetic anomalies, which could explain his experience. The Gernan case also has a logical explanation: the jet stream. Catch a 100 mile an hour tailwind, and you're going to get to Florida early. If you're stressed and flying through clouds, your perception of time is unreliable. 34 minutes can feel like 70. And the Goddard case? He wrote that book in 1975. That's 40 years after the event. Memory is tricky. He saw a storm in 1935. He saw the airfield renovations in 1939. Over 40 years,

• 23:29AJ Gentile?

  his brain might have merged those two memories into one great story. So, case closed. It's all in our imagination? Well, not so fast. Hallucinations don't leave physical traces.

• 23:41AJ Gentile?

  In the Nepal case, 11 people saw the same cloud and got the same radiation burns. Mass hallucinations don't cause sunburns. In the Hungary case, a woman's car door was fused shut. These are documented. Mark Henshaw's leather jacket was smoking. A brain glitch doesn't melt metal or leather. And then there's Valdez. Valdez left with a clean face. He came back 15 minutes later with a short beard. Now, you can hallucinate a purple light and even a time jump, but you can't grow five days worth of stubble in 15 minutes.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  Oh yeah? Turn it to my X-Mas legs.

• 24:15AJ Gentile?

  Anyway, that's biological evidence documented by his own men. And if Philip K. Dick was right about orthogonal time, then hallucination is the wrong word. He spent his life trying to warn us that our world wasn't solid, that other worlds, other timelines press against us. The glitch isn't in our brains, the glitch is in the barrier between worlds.

• 24:39AJ Gentile?

  I have a strong sense there is a lot more to reality, and I bet you do too. PKD believes that what we call reality is just a collective illusion that keeps us from seeing the chaos underneath. But every once in a while, the illusion breaks, the signal drops, and the storm rolls in. And for just a few seconds, you can see the truth.

• 25:07Speaker 00

  When everyone's finally together, what makes mornings even brighter? Keeping things deliciously simple. Whether you're pouring up a glass of morning refreshment or topping off festive drinks for a family brunch, Simply Orange brings that 100% fresh squeezed taste to every moment. Deliciously bright and delightfully easy, Simply Orange is made for all your seasonal gatherings. Simply Orange, say yes to simple.

• 25:38AJ Gentile?

  Thank you so much for hanging out with me today. My name is AJ. That's Cycle Fish.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Uh, please excuse me. I'm about to have an emergency, so I have to go find a turdus.

• 25:47AJ Gentile?

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• 26:29AJ Gentile?

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• 27:14AJ Gentile?

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• 27:57AJ Gentile?

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• 28:14Speaker 02

  What are you, the heck of a t-shirt? Oh, what are these, fistable coffee mugs? You stick your fist in and time may go slower on your fist inside the mug. I can't guarantee that, though. Uh, don't hold me to that. Or a hoodie, or something I even might want my face on it. Or what are these, uh, look how cute. What are these squishy animal? Uh, it just warms my little heart. What are these squishy animal? Heck, I was talking to dogs.

• 28:35AJ Gentile?

  But if you're gonna buy merch, make sure you become a member on YouTube. I know another membership, but hear me out. YouTube members get 10% off everything in the Wi-Fi store forever. Every month they get a new code. And it's only three bucks. So if you're gonna go to the store and spend 40 bucks on t-shirts and fistable mugs, join on YouTube, get the code, and it pays for itself. And look, if you just want to use the code and cancel, that's fine, too. The membership is there to save you money, not make me money. In fact, all that revenue goes to the team. I don't touch any of it.

• 29:03Speaker 02

  Uh, keep that secret close to your gills, eh?

• 29:06AJ Gentile?

  Those are the plugs, and that's gonna do it. Until next time, be safe, be kind, and know that you are appreciated.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  I fear the crackhead and got stuck inside Mel's hole with MKUltra I'm being only too aware Did Stanley Kubrick fake the moon landing alone? On a film set, were the shadows people there? The Roswell aliens just fought the smiling man, I'm told And his name was Cold And I can't believe I'm dancing with the fish Head to fish on Thursday nights with AJ2 And one more time, beat all through the night All I ever wanted was to just hear the truth

• 30:50Speaker 03

  And one more time, beat all through the night

• 31:12Speaker 03

  The Mothman sightings and the solar storms still come To a god that the secret city underground Mysterious number stations, planets circle to Project Stargate and what the dark watchers found In a simulation, don't you worry though The black nights had a lot of toll to me so I can't believe I'm dancing with the fish Head to fish on Thursday nights with AJ2 And one more time, beat all through the night All I ever wanted was to just hear the truth

• 31:56Speaker 03

  And one more time, beat all through the night Head to fish on Thursday nights with AJ2 And one more time, beat all through the night All I ever wanted was to just hear the truth And one more time, beat all through the night

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