Bonus #139 - Live Call Show Vol. 29 [PATREON PREVIEW]

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:21Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, hey, man.

• 0:22Speaker 00

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• 1:00Speaker 03

  I'll call you Dirty Placebo. Are you there?

• 1:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04Speaker 03

  What's up? I won't say your first name unless you don't give a fuck.

• 1:08Speaker 04

  Oh, I don't give a fuck, but either way, man.

• 1:11Speaker 03

  All right, well, we'll stick to Dirty Placebo.

• 1:12Stavros Halkias?

  What's up, Dirty Placebo? You sound defeated right off the bat.

• 1:16Speaker 04

  Oh, shit, dude, I feel defeated.

• 1:22Speaker 04

  So I'm having sex with a member of my family.

• 1:24Stavros Halkias?

  No, all right, relax.

• 1:26Speaker 04

  Just want to put that out there.

• 1:28Stavros Halkias?

  What do you mean, not a blood-related member?

• 1:31Speaker 04

  Correct, different race even, so.

• 1:33Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, we need that, but.

• 1:36Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:38Speaker 04

  So, like, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 26. I was homeschooled.

• 1:43Stavros Halkias?

  Oof.

• 1:44Speaker 04

  And, yeah, I know, and I wasn't even around members that weren't my family until high school.

• 1:51Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 1:51Speaker 04

  And when I was 11 years old, this woman walked through my door, and dude, it like skyrocketed me into puberty.

• 2:00Stavros Halkias?

  Stepmom or what?

• 2:03Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 2:03Stavros Halkias?

  Stepmother? What are we talking, who's this person?

• 2:06Speaker 04

  So she's married to, well, was married to one of my cousins.

• 2:11Stavros Halkias?

  Okay. So, okay, before we go into this, which is fascinating, can you give us a little background? You said you were homeschooled. What are we talking, religious nuts? What's your family?

• 2:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, pretty much.

• 2:21Stavros Halkias?

  Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

• 2:23Speaker 04

  Tiny town, the middle of nowhere.

• 2:24Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And you said you didn't see people outside of your family till you were like fucking ten or eleven, is that right?

• 2:31Speaker 04

  Just the neighbors, until high school.

• 2:33Stavros Halkias?

  Till high school. What, so?

• 2:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:36Stavros Halkias?

  You never went to a fucking restaurant? You never, like, everything's be, everything like?

• 2:39Speaker 04

  I mean, like, we didn't talk to anyone, like, we were shy kids, you know?

• 2:43Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure, sure. What was, uh, what's the celebration looking like? What's a birthday party looking like in a, with your family all, you know, a weird, a weird, I'm gonna guess, Christian? Some kind of subset? What do you guys do to celebrate? What's, what kind of birthday cake are you having?

• 2:59Speaker 04

  That was pretty normal. My mom was kinda like health person, so. It was, to me, it's pretty bomb ass cakes, the homemade cakes and stuff.

• 3:07Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, health person, interesting, interesting. Um, okay, fun. And I'm assuming no, no alcohol, no nothing? Or did your dad, did they drink?

• 3:16Speaker 04

  It was like a glass of wine, you know, for them, that was kind of it.

• 3:21Stavros Halkias?

  Gotcha. And they, and where'd you go, you went to a church, or they like, you even fucking worshipped at home?

• 3:26Speaker 04

  Oh, no, it wasn't like, I don't know, it was kinda crazy, I don't know, but, yeah, it was pretty crazy, I guess. But no, we went to a church.

• 3:36Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 3:36Speaker 04

  When my parents weren't screaming at each other.

• 3:39Stavros Halkias?

  Gotcha, interesting.

• 3:40Speaker 04

  For who's late.

• 3:41Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting, okay. Um, what, and is it talking in tongues type shit, or what? Or just like evangelical shit?

• 3:50Speaker 04

  Dude, just some, just some typical conservative, like, gay people or the devil.

• 3:56Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 3:56Speaker 04

  Everything's the fucking devil. Wasn't allowed to watch Disney movies, cause, you know, had magic, and that's the devil, and.

• 4:02Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, wow.

• 4:03Speaker 04

  Everything's the devil, like, no Christian music, cause that shit's the devil, and devil, devil, devil, devil.

• 4:07Stavros Halkias?

  Wow.

• 4:08Speaker 04

  Devils everywhere.

• 4:09Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, so, okay, sorry. Well, that's fascinating, you can't watch Disney movies? What, what are you watching, fucking Veggie Tales? Or is that the devil too?

• 4:18Speaker 04

  Of course Larry and Bob.

• 4:20Stavros Halkias?

  Veggie Tales, okay, hell yeah. Interesting, interesting, okay.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  Bible cartoons on VHS.

• 4:26Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, Bible cartoons, sick. Okay, interesting.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  Super sick.

• 4:30Stavros Halkias?

  Um, alright, alright, cool. And so now you're eleven and your cousin's wife walks in and she is, uh... You said different race, is this a mail order bride situation? What is this?

• 4:41Speaker 04

  No, no, like, she's the only other race that's around here, is live in the middle of nowhere in tiny little Oregon slash Idaho town, where she's Mexican.

• 4:51Stavros Halkias?

  Nice, hell yeah. So you're immediately, and were you jacking off? Like, were you no internet, or did you figure out how to jack off?

• 4:59Speaker 04

  I finally did when like, what was those dial-up days, dude?

• 5:03Stavros Halkias?

  Wow.

• 5:04Speaker 04

  Like, but yeah, I had to freaking get the family computer and, you know.

• 5:09Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

• 5:11Speaker 04

  Hide away in my shame corner and

• 5:13Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 5:14Speaker 04

  Download some, you know, old pictures that took forever to load and...

• 5:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yep.

• 5:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:20Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, interesting. And so you said dial-up, because I had dial-up too. Are you thirty, are you in your third, mid-thirties, or your family just poor?

• 5:27Speaker 04

  Thirty-seven.

• 5:28Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, so we're about the same, and we're both, we both grew up poor, so we had dial-up. Other people our age are like, probably had fu- like, even you had fucking, you had fucking FiOS fast, didn't you? Uh... I think we had dial-up for a while, but we actually got some high-speed shit. Okay dude, alright, nice. So now, so that was when you were like twelve though, right? This woman walks into your life.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, like eleven or twelve, and dude, like, she's

• 5:54Stavros Halkias?

  So now we're talk- this is twenty fi- twenty-six years later.

• 5:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:59Stavros Halkias?

  Nice. Hell yeah.

• 6:01Speaker 04

  I know.

• 6:02Stavros Halkias?

  Hell yes, dude.

• 6:03Speaker 04

  When I, like, when I made her come a couple times, and then she like, she messaged me later, and she's like, "That's the best sex I ever had", that was just like, oh man.

• 6:12Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, alright. We just took a hu- we just took a, a quarter-century time jump. So what happens between you're eleven and she comes in, and now you're thirty-seven? Like, give us the whole, how did we get here?

• 6:27Speaker 04

  Well, well, that'd take fuck forever, but like, basically, yeah, she washed the dry. I remember exactly what she was wearing and everything, but yeah, like she was just hanging out with my sister a little bit. She didn't really have friends in the area, even though my sister was way younger and I was just like obsessed, you know?

• 6:43Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm sorry. So you met her as your sister's friend or your cousin's wife?

• 6:50Speaker 04

  My cousin's wife, but like, there's no one, no one around, you know, and since she was family, I guess she was like allowed to hang out with us or something.

• 6:57Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right. Okay, interesting. So she's around, she's your cousin's wife and, and then, but you don't, you, the first time you hook up is not until recently?

• 7:09Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, this just happened a couple of weeks ago.

• 7:11Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, nice dude, hell yeah. Okay, so, so basically, did she get, so, okay, so she's hanging around, she's this constant presence in your otherwise very sheltered life. Um, and, and that, but you don't even consider that you can, you can fuck her, right?

• 7:28Speaker 04

  Oh, just when I'm, you know, having my fantasies.

• 7:31Stavros Halkias?

  You're jacking off, of course. All right, interesting. And then, okay, so what the, what happens in between? Do you move away? Like, you, you clearly have reconnected recently, but what does your life look like from the time you're an eleven year old watching Veggie Tales beating off to your cousin's wife? Did you, did you leave? Did you get to fuck other people? Did you go to fucking school? What did you do?

• 7:53Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, some of that stuff. Uh, a few years later, I had brain surgery and like, oh, my whole life got turned upside down and right when I went to high school and whole fucking thing. And so I kind of lost connection with her and then she got divorced and, uh, yeah, just many years went by and then I saw her at a restaurant sitting at the bar and

• 8:15Stavros Halkias?

  Hell yeah, dude.

• 8:16Speaker 04

  We reconnected and

• 8:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, dude.

• 8:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:20Stavros Halkias?

  You picked up your fucking, your cousin's ex-wife at a fucking Applebee's bar?

• 8:25Speaker 04

  Well, way better than that. My childhood fantasy, man.

• 8:28Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:29Speaker 04

  The cousin's ex-wife, like, and like, I didn't even realize how much that shape means. I'm like, well, fuck, I married a Latina woman that looks similar, her first name even began with the same letter. And then we got divorced five years later and married another Latina woman who also first name, dude, I know.

• 8:49Stavros Halkias?

  Damn, son.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  I didn't even realize that.

• 8:51Stavros Halkias?

  You're getting fucking married back to back?

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Well, no, there are a couple of years in between there, but.

• 8:58Stavros Halkias?

  All right, respect, dude. Very nice. Okay, so this is fascinating. So you pick her up. You guys just, you just see her at a fucking, at a bar, you just go up to her, you're like, hey, it's me, the, the child from, that was clearly horny around you.

• 9:13Speaker 04

  Well, so like, she says she had no idea, but no, I was with a buddy of mine and he, uh, he knew her too. And then, uh, he messaged her and was like, hey, you should come hang out. And then I kind of broke down the situation for him before she got there. Like, dude, if you help me hook up with her, I will owe you forever.

• 9:31Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, so your buddy's win, wing, he's your wingman. Okay, so this is awesome. All right. And just out of curiosity, what's the age difference? Is she like 10 years older?

• 9:40Speaker 04

  Yep, exactly.

• 9:42Stavros Halkias?

  Nice. Perfect. This is awesome. All right. So now, so you guys hook up. This is incredible. Uh, and, and so you're at this bar and you're just like, you're just, it just works? Like, how quickly after this bar do you guys hook up?

• 9:56Speaker 04

  Oh, no, that was just like, I'm like a few minutes and then my buddy was messaging her and said, hey, you should come over and hang out. And then she came over and hung out and then

• 10:06Speaker 04

  we just, just kind of chilling, like looking at the stars. I went full redneck and drug my couch out there and we're like chilling, look at the stars and then, uh, we went back inside and he, uh, he was a good wingman. He's like, I'm gonna go to bed. And then her and I are like, I don't know, I'll give her a massage and da, da, da.

• 10:23Stavros Halkias?

  Give her a massage?

• 10:24Speaker 04

  And then we don't hook up then and there, but like the next day we hang out.

• 10:28Stavros Halkias?

  Platonic massage after gazing at the stars. That's fucking.

• 10:31Speaker 04

  Well, it wasn't that platonic.

• 10:33Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 10:36Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting. Respect.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then, uh, I don't know, we start like a few days go by or something and I, I was thinking I was, I was texting her. She wasn't responding. Apparently she wasn't getting the text. Like I have an Android, she has an iPhone and anyhow, so we end up like talking and.

• 10:56Speaker 04

  I had gotten drunk a few years back and messaged her some stuff.

• 11:00Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, back in the, did she uncover your old fucking DMs?

• 11:05Speaker 04

  Uh, well, no, like just a couple of years ago, I, well, it wasn't even a couple of years ago. It was like a year ago and me and my wife split up. I went through a phase of drinking, you know, like half a gallon of whiskey a night. And, uh, you know, there's, uh, some messages there told her how sexy I thought she was.

• 11:24Stavros Halkias?

  You were shooting your shot drunk as fuck a year ago and she still fucked you? That's incredible. This woman's life must be in shambles as well.

• 11:32Speaker 04

  And like also, I've been like really working on myself lately. So like I've, I, I look pretty good and like been really taking fitness seriously and I think that helped.

• 11:40Stavros Halkias?

  Definitely helps. Are you kidding me? And that's again, again, folks, for, for a little incels listening, this is a, this is a cured incelled podcast, this is a former incelled podcast. You can be fucking, you can have had, you can have not only had brain surgery, but also soaked your fucking brain in whiskey for after two divorces. And as long as you fucking hit the gym a little bit and are direct about what you want, you could still get pussy, folks. That's a, you're, you're an inspiration to a lot of people out there, buddy. So now what's the problem? Are you, are you having an, what's the issue here? I'm, I'm kind of confused.

• 12:14Speaker 04

  So, well, the issue is like, so when we hooked up and like, we're actually hanging out.

• 12:22Speaker 04

  I thought she was, so I live in a really, really conservative area, like fuck Trump flags everywhere and I'm like deep behind enemy lines and that that's not my thing.

• 12:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 12:32Speaker 04

  But I just assumed because she was always had horses and cowgirls, like this is going to be a quick hookup thing. And then I was going to be kind of, um, not disgusted, but like disappointed in her personality. She's like everyone else around here. That's not the case at all.

• 12:47Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  We started talking and she's telling me about like, You know, I said something about, you know, I got drunk at the gay bar and I'd make out with dudes just cause it's kind of fun like cause I like

• 12:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's fun. What the fuck are you talking about? But go ahead. Uh, I like to have fun too, man, but I don't get drunk and make out. It's fine if you're bi curious or whatever the fuck. But anyway, go ahead.

• 13:12Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, I mean, both of those true, but yeah.

• 13:14Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, I guess you're right. Go ahead.

• 13:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. So, um. Yeah. So like I allowed her to open up and she's like, oh yeah, I've like had some threesomes and like eventually like once she realizes I'm not like judgment piece of shit like most people around here. She's like, yeah, hooked up with a trans person. I'm like, holy fuck, like this is actually like rounded out individual who doesn't just like put on their red hat.

• 13:39Stavros Halkias?

  You're two examples, by the way, of being around it. You're a fucking pervert. Your two examples are kissing dudes for fun and fucking a trans person, both of which are cool. We're not against. It's just hilarious. It's just hilarious how horny you are, but go ahead.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  Oh dude, yeah, ridiculous. So and that kind of plays in this too, like. So I finally like in decent shape and like, you know, I didn't lose my virginity like since I was 26 and then when I finally did, like I got married and then I got divorced and then I got married again. It's like, I've never had the whoring days that like a lot of my friends had, you know?

• 14:15Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 14:16Speaker 04

  And so like, and I didn't even know, you know, when you grow up watching porn and like you don't like you saw these massive fucking cocks and like, you're like, oh shit, like my shit's not that good.

• 14:28Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure, sure.

• 14:28Speaker 04

  Apparently like it actually fucking is. It's just not like crazy porn good, but like apparently I have a pretty good, like good sized dick and I didn't know that.

• 14:37Stavros Halkias?

  Congrats.

• 14:38Speaker 04

  So now I'm like, well, fuck, I'm looking good. I got this good dick on me like I kind of want to whore around a little, you know?

• 14:45Stavros Halkias?

  Sure. So your big problem is you finally caught the woman you're obsessed with and you like her and you're compatible with her socially and sexually, but you want to fuck other women.

• 14:59Speaker 04

  Well, it's not just that, like I fucking kind of falling for her and like the family dynamics, like

• 15:06Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  I don't feel like we could be together. And also, like you said, I'm fucking horny and like she's 10 years older, man. You know, like she looks fucking great for 47, but I mean, not to be super shallow, but you know, there's the clock's ticking. You know, and again, I know it sounds kind of fucked up.

• 15:23Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but by the way dude, fucking.

• 15:24Speaker 04

  Just not that attached to her yet.

• 15:26Stavros Halkias?

  Former, former alcoholic, white trash versus Latina. The clock's, the clock's ticking, but it's ticking a lot faster for you, buddy. I'll say that.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  I'm not like that anymore. Like I used to be like that, but I'm.

• 15:41Stavros Halkias?

  You put some, listen, bro, I'm also trying, I'm thirty seven. Like, look, all I'm saying is, I'm sure you're doing great. I'm just saying like, and look, that's valid. I'm not gonna sit here and tell you a ten year age difference isn't valid. I'm just saying, you know, if we really, if I were to bet, right, just knowing you two, not knowing anything about you two, who is gonna look better in ten years? Just as a betting man, I would take a Latina over a, over a guy who's only recently gotten his life together and is, you know, one failed threesome away from hitting the bottle again or whatever the fuck. You know what I'm saying?

• 16:17Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, but to be.

• 16:19Stavros Halkias?

  Go ahead.

• 16:20Speaker 04

  No, just to be fair, like, I actually, despite drinking, like, I actually eat really fucking healthy. I pretty much always have.

• 16:28Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, okay. Well, whatever.

• 16:30Speaker 04

  I exercise regularly. I pretty much always have.

• 16:32Stavros Halkias?

  I'm just busting your balls. That's, that's neither here nor there, to be honest with you. That's, that is, that is, and that's a, that's a, that's a valid point that you're saying, whatever. Um, so, what, so are you trying to, like, does she want a relationship or what's going on here? What, what is the, what is the, I mean, I see, I hear, go ahead.

• 16:54Speaker 04

  So like, I just wanted to fuck, right? And she just wanted to fuck. And then I'm actually like, well, this chick's actually fucking dope. And I think she was thinking that I'm kind of dope. And like, I, I said at one point, I was like, do we have a conversation about what this is, you know, like the dynamic of this? And she's like, we're fucking, that's it. I'm like, cool. Well, then like, I fucked up, dude, and I broke the, like, the golden rule of we're fucking, don't make it about more. And like, I'm talking to her about like, um, fuck, like, I don't know, just some fucking, like, gay ass relationship stuff, you know, like. Like talking about, oh, we should like get this this place together for a couple of days and like

• 17:36Stavros Halkias?

  What are you doing?

• 17:37Speaker 04

  Basically spend a few days together and like, uh, you should help me start this business and you could be a great salesperson for it.

• 17:44Stavros Halkias?

  The fuck are you talking about?

• 17:46Speaker 04

  Basically.

• 17:47Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, I see the, okay, stop, stop, stop. The problem is you fucked everything up and you feel bad about it. That's the problem. And now you have to realize like, do you want this stuff? Was this just heat of the moment stuff? Cause you, let me tell you the other thing, dude. You're, you wanna whore around, you wanna do whatever. You found a woman who might just be into fu- she might be into having threesomes and fucking people together. And who knows, dude? You said all this stuff, right? About wanting her in your life. You, you both sound like non-traditional people that might be into having an open relationship, at least for a time, right? And you don't know.

• 18:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, but, but we broke the subject. Like, uh, she, she said something about like, yeah, if, if we were to see each other, like I'd want you all to myself. And I'm like, oh, fuck.

• 18:37Stavros Halkias?

  Well, look dude, I don't mean to cut you off, but basically you had a good thing. You got overzealous. You said some shit you didn't mean. And now you feel bad because you know what the answer is. The answer is be apologizing for overstepping. And probably your options are either have of this relationship and see where it ends up. Or the only, when you walk back something like, let's fucking file a ten, nine, uh, fucking, let's file an S corp to get, when you walk back like, let's start a business and get a place for the weekend. You, you can't really get back to, we're just fucking.

• 19:17Stavros Halkias?

  You, once you make that, you have fucked up because you have taken it from, you've basically erased the possibility of it ever being like, um, truly casual again. And you have to decide like, hey, sorry, I fucked up. I don't, I'm not ready for this. And look, you gave, you gave good reasons. I'll be honest with you, you know what I mean? Like, I was divorced twice, I never really got to, whatever. Those are your reasons. Some people might, you know, you don't, you don't have to bring up the 10-year age gap. You could just say, look, I fucked up. I do really like you, but I'm not, I don't wanna, I've made mistakes with my last, I've got married too quick. Whatever you wanna say, you have your reasons.

• 19:59Stavros Halkias?

  You're probably not gonna be able to go back to just fucking. Maybe you might be able to get a couple weird hookups when you're both desperate, but realistically, you did fuck up a good thing, cuz she seemed to be content with just fucking, and you wanted that too, you say. Although, look, I'll be honest with you, you might actually just like her, and you might also just be mad about that, cuz you want to be a little slut, but you don't really have it in you, cuz you fucking, you know, fell in love with this woman who, now it's complicated cuz she's also your cousin's ex-wife. That's fucking weird. And now you're like, you know, you might be kicked out of the fucking, the, you know, the, like, the church, or the tent, the tent snake charming church services, or whatever the fuck you're going to, so...

• 20:40Speaker 04

  And like, both, both things are basically true, and like, I'm in this period now, like, I don't have any kids, and like, this area is just fucking, it's killing me, man. And there's, I don't know, there's part of me that just has this fantasy about, like, my dad moved to Hawaii a couple of years ago, and he's like, "Hey, you should build a place behind mine." And I'm like, fuck, I just have this fantasy of like grabbing her and like, just taking off.

• 21:19Speaker 05

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• 21:49Speaker 06

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