Riyadh Comedy Fest, Schulz Street Fighter Stories, & The True Meaning of “6-7”

YERRR – the boys are back from Saudi Arabia and they’re unpacking everything: - Bill Burr heat, Bad Friends, Marc Maron hypocrisy & the comedy drama in the Middle East - Hasan's gotta a shocking dog problem - 50 Cent Rolex offers in Australia, and Ai MLK and peanut butter - David Cross' wild podcast moment, and Drake’s lawsuit results All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Back from Saudi + There for our fans 4:20 Bill Burr getting pushback 6:06 Going to N. Korea + Imprisoned by own audience 9:43 Not invited + No diversity 10:45 The bag + we're coming 12:51 Keep the same energy + Not travelled at all 14:54 Hijabis, Ninjas & Being treated like a princess 21:14 Women driving in Saudi + 0 for 3 23:31 We feel bad for Jessica Kirson 26:57 Nature of backlash + Bad Friends going through it 29:38 Riyadh vs Dubai, No AC + They like comedy too 35:38 Alexx did a joke 38:14 Some comedians are rats 46:46 Marc Maron hypocrisy throughout career 51:17 Australia was GREAT + Street Fighter = collaborative 55:25 Being in shape is a job, Tricks + No protein 1:02:58 50 Cent offering a Rolex + Borrowing another man's... 1:05:41 Cody is HILARIOUS 1:08:17 AI videos = Crazy + What's 67? Pin code 1:14:45 Ceasefire in Gaza 1:18:10 Hasan, ZAP THAT DOG + Dog's Clih 1:26:39 White boy fun, Dussy + Turkish people 1:31:48 Civil War in US - who you picking? 1:36:31 What's Fetty Wap doing? 1:37:40 Drake's lawsuit DROPPED + Horrible look 1:42:23 Miles' banger + Watermelons' importance 1:45:06 David Cross using n-word + "Baby gets AIDS" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

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• 1:30Speaker 03

  What's up, everybody? And welcome to Flagrant. We're back. We did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did a little comedy festival, solved peace in the Middle East. I don't think it's a coincidence. Comedians had to go out there. We had to get it done. Give all the credit to Trump or Wicoff or Kushner or whatever the [bleep] you want. We went out there. We negotiated with Hamas. Got the deal done. Simple as that. Light work. Light work. And did a little stand-up while we were there. I gotta do some chuckles if we're gonna negotiate, you know. Middle East, we gotta do a couple chuckles, you know? Shout out to Flagrant, bro. We got the best fans in the world. Our fans didn't give a flying... We had to Saudi. All these other podcasts, all these comedians crumbling, trembling. I love seeing these pussy motherfuckers going on there at little shows and saying, "Like, but America's bad, too." Shut up, dork.

• 2:14Speaker 03

  All these comedians terrified of their own audience. You can go perform for your fans wherever they are in the world. I will go perform for my fans wherever they are on the whole planet, okay? People don't decide where they're born, you idiots. Even the Middle Eastern ones, though? Maybe not them, they're beneath me. But like, maybe just the white countries. Because that's what they're all saying, right? They're like, "How dare you perform in non-white countries that don't have the exact same rules as us."

• 2:36Speaker 04

  Because what they're saying is you're taking money from the government.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  Good, my fans get a discount.

• 2:39Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  You're welcome.

• 2:43Speaker 04

  You're welcome. So you're rather I charge the oppressed people full price? The people you think are oppressed pay full price?

• 2:48Speaker 03

  It's just ridiculous. Honestly, you either have fans that have supported you. They also share your clips. They also watch your YouTube specials. They watch your Netflix specials. They do everything to give you the life of your dreams.

• 3:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:00Speaker 03

  Like, that's why I'm super grateful. So wherever the fuck they are in the world, I will go perform for them. I went to fucking Moscow, I went to Singapore. Can't you bubble come in Singapore without them being Asian about it?

• 3:11Speaker 04

  Done. Thailand, if you talk about the emperor, you get thrown in jail. You don't want to do that.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  You gotta do that shit.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:17Speaker 03

  That's the fun part. So yeah, this whole backlash, it's like you don't need to explain it by like the bad things America has done. Like, I see all these people doing this mental gymnastics because they're like trying to justify. You don't have to justify shit. Do you have fans there? Go perform for them. No fans around the world are beneath you performing for them for things out of their control. America is unique. We are the best. We have specific rules that are different than everywhere else. There's no free speech in Canada, there's no free speech in fucking England. They're locking up comedians over there. There are different levels to this, for sure. Obviously, I'm not, you know, ignorant to that. But like, the reality is, is like, there are people there that did not decide to be born there. You don't get to decide where you're fucking born. You also don't get to decide the rules of your government when there is a monarchy or a dictatorship.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  So you don't punish those people for things completely out of their control when they've helped you live your fucking dreams. It's like absurd. I see people, "But what did America do to the Native Americans?" Whatever it did.

• 4:14Speaker 03

  We're gonna make this out today, dude. It's Columbus Day. My boy, my boy, my boy. I perform at the Chumash Casino. I perform at all there, cuz I'm going there and doing jokes for them.

• 4:27Speaker 03

  You know, I'm not drawing my line. Yeah.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Did you do the land acknowledgement? Come on, of course. Did you do it?

• 4:35Speaker 04

  Hey, you better be careful with them blankets they give you. You don't want no payback.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  I don't sleep there.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  I don't sleep at the Hilton or something.

• 4:41Speaker 04

  BYOB, you bring your own blanket.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Yo. Yeah, the land acknowledgement shit, I think, is disrespectful. I did a joke about this, but it feels like we just rubbing it in. Like, when you go perform in these native places, especially in Canada, they're like, "We'd like you to go out there and just acknowledge that this land used to be owned by the natives." And I was like, "What do you want me to do?" They're like, "Yeah, you just go up there and say, 'It used to be owned by the natives.'" And I'm like, "My boy, it seems like we're bragging if I do that shit." "It used to be ours, but now..." Yeah, that is crazy. Yeah, it is wild. Anyway, so what have you guys seen with the back?

• 5:11Speaker 04

  Oh, buddy, I saw so many liberal, white comics talking shit on us. First of all, we never been the truth-to-power guys. When Indian comics are getting thrown in jail, did y'all say a fucking word? Cuz I did.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  No, of course not.

• 5:22Speaker 04

  I flew over there. I went to a fucking armed compound where the guy whose life was in danger. I did the interview. Did y'all do shit? Did y'all say anything? A fucking war breaks out, I'm still there. And I'm not saying I'm a good person, but I'm saying...

• 5:33Speaker 03

  Be honest, be honest, though.

• 5:34Speaker 04

  But I'm saying if I did that, I did.

• 5:37Speaker 03

  If you went to fucking Jersey, you grabbed a poon job out of a taxi and they're like, "Yo, let me ask you some questions about comedy over there."

• 5:42Speaker 04

  But y'all be in Jersey more dangerously, so whatever the god need.

• 5:44Speaker 03

  You're right, you're right. No disrespect to y'all.

• 5:47Speaker 04

  But I'm saying if I ain't shit, and I know I ain't shit, y'all ain't shit.

• 5:50Speaker 03

  Well, that's the reason why we don't have any pushback, barely any pushback, is because we've never been the virtue signaling type. We've never been the ones out here, like, there are people that are getting pushback, and like, based on some shit that they had said in the past, I kinda get it. Like, I'll be honest, I kinda get it.

• 6:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  You know, like, Burr is getting all this pushback, and it's like, the first time I've seen in his career, him not like, aware of why it's happening?

• 6:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:12Speaker 03

  Like, I saw him on Conan, and again, it's a clips, I don't wanna take clips out of context, but he's like, "All these people are like sanctimonious cunts," and it's like... Bro, you did say that Beyonce sold out for blood money.

• 6:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  For going to like an oil state.

• 6:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  And then you went to an oil state. So like, now, the criticism for that comes from other things. They're just using this as a, as a, as a tool of leverage against him because they're upset at him for other things. But they're not wrong that it's hypocritical to call Beyonce one thing and then you go do the same thing.

• 6:41Speaker 05

  Also, at the end of that clip, though, he goes, "But if I got the offer, maybe I'd do the same thing."

• 6:44Speaker 03

  Exactly. So that's what they cut it out like.

• 6:46Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 6:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm, I'm almost positive. That's the clip I heard. At the very end, he's like, "Yeah, but who knows if they gave me that? We'll see."

• 6:52Speaker 03

  What? What the fuck? That's the thing. It's like, leave him alone. It's...

• 6:55Speaker 04

  Here's the thing that he has to kind of acknowledge, though, but even beyond that, is just all the shit talk about billionaires and how they shouldn't exist.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Well, that's the virtue signal thing.

• 7:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:03Speaker 03

  But Bill is so fucking rich, who else is he gonna rally against? It's like, once you become worth 50 million, the only people you can call assholes are billionaires. You know what I mean? He's like, riched himself out of people to complain about.

• 7:15Speaker 04

  Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's always your wife. I've learned that. I've learned that.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  It's a deep well.

• 7:22Speaker 05

  Because no matter how rich you get, she's still a little richer.

• 7:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, she got no mom. I'm cash for it.

• 7:27Mark Gagnon?

  He can't talk shit about a black woman, though, so.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  So you gotta talk shit about fucking... Every time he's talking about Bezos, you know what he's really talking about.

• 7:37Speaker 05

  I mean, you say you perform for your fans. Would you go to North Korea?

• 7:39Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah. If I have fans there, I'd go there.

• 7:41Speaker 05

  You do now?

• 7:42Speaker 03

  Bro, I thought about going before.

• 7:43Speaker 05

  Before what?

• 7:44Speaker 03

  Like, before this festival. I thought about like, because I would watch those Vice documentaries where they went. And this is before I had like a family and shit. And I was like, wow, it would be really cool to see. Like, what is it over there? Is it all completely propagandized? Like, who is telling me the truth?

• 7:56Speaker 04

  So if you think you can get back safely, you would go anywhere?

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Anywhere. And I knew that we were...

• 8:00Speaker 04

  You did Russia, to be fair to you.

• 8:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly. And did jokes about Putin. But it's like...

• 8:05Speaker 04

  And we did 9/11 jokes in Saudi.

• 8:06Speaker 03

  Exa- that's the thing. It's like, I'm gonna put out my, like, set from Saudi, like, at least part of my set from Saudi. And then, just to show you that, like, any rule on the list...

• 8:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a little wild.

• 8:16Speaker 03

  It's fun. It's, it's fun. It's like, nobody cares. That's the thing. It's like, they, they, this, this like, oh, they give you rules of what you can or can't say. Like... I've never once looked at those ever. Like Dove tells me, he goes, "Oh."

• 8:27Speaker 04

  I didn't look at it.

• 8:28Speaker 03

  When we went to the UAE for the first time, we went to Abu Dhabi. They probably had some shit and I was like, "I'm not even gonna look at it. I'm just gonna do whatever the fuck I want." But we've been to the Middle East and we've done the shows there. So we knew that it was gonna be completely fine. They're comedians that, one, had never performed in the Middle East. So they probably had their preconceived notions about these audiences. They don't realize that they're all educated in the fucking States. They go to Tennessee State University, not just Harvard. Like, they go to like, real rural America. They know all of our content. They don't have like, these huge entertainment complexes out there. They're not making a lot of their own shows.

• 8:58Speaker 04

  Dude, a guy went to UT the same time as my cousin.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 9:01Speaker 04

  It was crazy.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  Exactly. I mean, didn't Bin Laden, you know?

• 9:06Speaker 04

  Spent some time in London, I think.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was hanging, right? Worked for the CIA or some shit.

• 9:10Speaker 04

  They still got a lot of family in Mayfair.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  So like, it was, I just knew it wasn't gonna be any different than when we did the shows in Abu Dhabi or Dubai. I was, I knew this.

• 9:21Speaker 04

  Dude, people came up to me like, "You know you can't talk about X, Y, and Z?" And I was like, "Buh?" I didn't even look at this list.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  You can say we can't, but we're gonna. And then you just deal with the repercussions that, which are nothing. It's nothing, ever.

• 9:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, but our jokes hit.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  What it is, is people covering their asses there. It's just like, it's like when you're like, dealing with like, a marketing campaign. You know, like, let's say we have an advertisement for like, a product on the show. The marketing people come in and be like, "Hey, could you not use curse words? Do whatever." And then we go, "Just fucking let us do it the way we do it." And then the ad will go viral. And then the people from the company tell the marketing people, they go, "Oh my God, that was amazing. Keep letting them do their own thing."

• 9:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:59Speaker 03

  But everybody's just trying to cover their own ass. Simple as that. So, it was just, but seeing people, seeing these comedians fucking tremble. It's like, there is nothing worse than being an independent content creator. You go about it, you invest all your time into your own thing, so you can say your own shit. And then being imprisoned by your own audience.

• 10:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  Like, I see these people imprisoned by their own audience, terrified. You know, like, that they're being canceled by the people that they create content for. Just go work for CBS. Go work at Comedy Central. Like, if you're gonna center yourself because out of fear from your own audience, like, one, does your audience even know you? Or did you glom onto an identity that they already had? And they're just there because you guys both agree? Like, we've been building this shit for fucking a decade, almost. Like, these people know who we are.

• 10:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  That's why there's no backlash from us.

• 10:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  Because they actually know who we are, and we have what I think is not virtuous, but like, kind of thoughtful, fun takes. Everybody gets these fucking jokes. And everybody doesn't just mean white countries that America gets along with.

• 10:58Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, I think to that point, a lot of our audience is like, either immigrants or kids of immigrants. And I think they're kind of like, at least traveled, in the sense that they know kind of how the rest of the world works.

• 11:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:07Speaker 05

  So when they hear about, like, oh, a thing going on in a different country, they're like, oh, yeah, I kind of understand the, kind of like, the local politics of how these people work.

• 11:14Speaker 04

  That's the thing, when these fucking comics are like, trying to be self-aware when they're shitting on us, they're like, just for the record, we didn't get an invite to the Red.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  We know you didn't. You can't perform outside of Brooklyn.

• 11:22Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  You do musical theater crowd work.

• 11:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Your comedy isn't good, why would they want you?

• 11:29Speaker 04

  Look at that audience of yours. I bet I can count the minorities on one hand.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  What a sacrifice, to not go to the festival you weren't invited to.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, they don't know you exist. It's not because you're a problem. It's not because you speak truth to power. It's because you speak truth to upper-middle-class white people and 10 minorities who want to fuck upper-middle-class white people.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  Just pat yourselves on the back.

• 11:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:46Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 11:46Speaker 04

  Go to a Marc Maron show, count the minorities.

• 11:48Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 11:49Speaker 04

  I doubt you get, I doubt you get to the secondhand.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, where are those minorities you care so much about?

• 11:55Speaker 05

  The feedback I've gotten is very funny, though, because I was reading on Twitter, and it was like, man, why are these guys going, man? Don't they have enough money? And then someone commented, like, yeah, Akash and Marc went too. And then the reply was, well, for Marc, it's probably life-changing.

• 12:10Speaker 05

  Like, for him, I get it.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  What do you mean? Let me also, let me also dispel some shit about the money, because this is like, people assume it's this cra- it's like Ronaldo bags.

• 12:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  We're clowns at the end of the day. We're not getting no fucking Ronaldo money. The, the reality is, the money, and I can't speak for like, the, the medium tier, maybe the lower-tier comedians on the festival. I don't know what they're making every weekend, and I don't know what they got at the festival. But like, the top tier got the same amount, outside of Chappelle, you know? But the top tier got the same amount. And like, if you're doing arenas in America, it takes you four days to do one show in Saudi. You have to fly for a whole day, you fly back for a whole day. Maybe you want to like, get acclimated and know the culture. So bare minimum, it's three days, but probably four. If you do four shows in America, you'll make the same amount of money. If you're the top tier. So you're not doing it for the money.

• 12:58Speaker 04

  Oh, what happened to four? I thought you did do forty shows in America.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  I thought it was forty shows.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  Well, that's a different tier. It's a different tier comedian. There's a lot of funny bones on that line.

• 13:08Speaker 05

  Now, if there's anything wrong with them, I'll be there soon. I'll be at the funny.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  That was the dumbest shit, dude. That was the dumbest shit. Like, people like, when the mesh agreed and then tried to like, walk it back. Like, man, I really thought about it. It had nothing to do with the internet backlash. Shut the fuck up. You were worried about getting censored by your own audience. And what is the point? It's like, you talk about the censorship of the people over there. You're getting censored at home. You can't have an opinion that's yours. You can't perform for your fans. There are people there who want to see you, that like your material, but your own fans are censoring you. So you're like, I can't perform over there because of the censorship.

• 13:42Speaker 04

  The censorship, 1,000%. My set in Saudi was harder than any set I've been doing in America. In this tour. Not even a question. I went harder there.

• 13:50Speaker 03

  That's true. And then they write you repeatedly out. They say, "Put your hands in the sand."

• 13:57Speaker 03

  "Put your hands in the sands." Your Galavajaman.

• 14:02Speaker 04

  Alright, fair enough, fair enough. I was gonna make an India joke, but I was like, maybe this ain't the time.

• 14:07Speaker 03

  Yo, we're coming to India. We're coming to every single country, man, that has fans that support us. Simple as that. And all these comedians right now, they're like, drawing lines in the sand. Just keep in mind, like, you put it in the sand with your fingers.

• 14:20Speaker 05

  Lines in the sand.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  But like, no, just keep in mind, like, you said it now. And eventually, you're gonna do some movie that's backed by Qatar, backed by Saudi, or whatever it is. And then it's gonna come out, and we're gonna see if you pull out of your movie. You know, when David Cross does fucking Chipmunks 3.

• 14:37Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 14:38Speaker 04

  Oh, the guy who started this whole thing got a TV show on Apple Plus. The fucking sweatshop kings, the cobalt mines, the worst slavery conditions in human history, including US. And you're going to do a show for them?

• 14:49Speaker 03

  We just go to the good slave parts.

• 14:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, what are you talking about?

• 14:52Speaker 03

  They got air conditioning.

• 14:53Speaker 04

  Send.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  I didn't see.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  Really good slave part, shifty walked out, he's like, I had enough of this, I'm getting a new job.

• 15:00Speaker 04

  I didn't see the Indian slaves everybody kept talking about, they probably had him hidden.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  Bro.

• 15:04Speaker 04

  But yeah, that's how little Indian comic talking about Indian slavery been to India.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  That's the thing.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  India got, they're not slaves, but they're not, not slaves.

• 15:12Speaker 03

  None of these people traveled, none of these people actually know the world, they, they know, they think they're educated because they go to like other western countries if they travel at all. It's like, you're not really getting a different culture, we live in a kind of like western monoculture where like, yeah, you go to France and it's fun and it's nice and the food is amazing and don't get me wrong, it's great, the buildings are cool, all that kind of stuff, but like, it's not that dissimilar from America. If you actually want to travel and experience different things, you're gonna experience some shit that you might not agree with. Yeah. That's the reality of the matter, and the world is complex and you're gonna deal with those fucking complexities, but those fans of yours that did not decide to be born there, that do not have a say in the laws of their country.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  They're still your fans, they still really like you, and they still allow you to live your fucking dream, like you get to be a comedian for a fucking living, and then you just putting your foot down, not because of what's going on over there, but because you're worried your own fans will cancel you, that's the softest, most fucking pussy coward shit I've ever seen.

• 16:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, and we got, like you said, you said this, we got the greatest fans in the world, they've been with us through so much shit.

• 16:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're also exhausted from cancellation.

• 16:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're just like, what are you, come on, this is what you throwing at them?

• 16:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, no.

• 16:18Speaker 04

  We're good, we had some fun.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  It's so funny how different our timelines are, cause not a single person gave a fuck about this.

• 16:25Mark Gagnon?

  The only shit I heard was like, yo, how's the food and how the bitches?

• 16:31Mark Gagnon?

  But the ones you can see?

• 16:32Speaker 04

  Fire.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  Face card was crazy.

• 16:35Speaker 04

  Beautiful.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  That is, that is though, I will say, that is something that they're gonna have to deal with, like, when you come off the plane and the first girl you see is Mark called her a mailbox, like.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  Allegedly. Yo, allegedly. Nah, stand up.

• 16:49Mark Gagnon?

  That shit was fire.

• 16:49Speaker 03

  Mark put his passport in. He thought his passport was fly, you know, he thought he was trying to move in. He was like, here I am. That's, that's not mine. No, but that shit, that shit, bro, yeah, that shit, I'll be honest, for westerners, I can always be myself, but I'll speak for everyone. That shit's a lot, bro.

• 17:07Speaker 04

  It was jarring.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  The hijabis, the ones where they're just faces covered here, that's kinda like.

• 17:11Speaker 04

  Kinda cute.

• 17:12Speaker 03

  I think it's kinda cute. Yeah. I think it's kinda fire, it's like, kind of like, yeah. There's something really nice about it, but uh.

• 17:18Speaker 04

  The nicob.

• 17:19Speaker 03

  The nicob, that shit. That gotta go, you gotta bring some Jack Daniels and then you guys are ready.

• 17:24Speaker 05

  We're trying to be very delicate. We were talking to one of the guys out there. We're like, yeah, so like, what's up with like the women like in the nicob, like in the, and he goes, oh, the ninjas.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  Maybe making fun of them too.

• 17:34Speaker 05

  We're like, hold on, you can't call them that.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:36Speaker 05

  He's like, yeah, that's what we call them.

• 17:37Speaker 04

  We call them ninjas.

• 17:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:37Speaker 04

  I was like, have you ever been on dates with them? He's like, no, I'd hate to job, they don't get the ninjas.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  No, but Mark, Mark was talking to a comic that was a ninja and she had a really interesting perspective. Can you share what she was saying?

• 17:46Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, she was like, I was, I was, she was like, I didn't wear growing up. I didn't like, I thought I was gonna be one of the girls that would just like keep my hair out, lived in Jeddah, very progressive. And then I went to college, wore it in college, and then I was treated so well that I just decided to wear it all the time. She was like, I go to the grocery store, people let me skip in line, like they accommodate me, people help me with stuff. She's like, I get treated like a princess.

• 18:08Speaker 04

  It's nice to get treated inferior.

• 18:12Speaker 04

  Poor girl, she can't, she's exhausted. You can let her in the front of the line.

• 18:17Speaker 05

  Sexism. She's like, she's exalted, dude. She's like, they call her a sheka, literally like princess, like shake uh. It's like, she's like, yeah, I get treated so well.

• 18:26Speaker 03

  See how nice men will treat women when we can assume you're hot?

• 18:31Speaker 03

  Like if you, if we see you're ugly, then of course you're not getting good treatment. But if you got the nicob on, we're like, oh, she hiding something.

• 18:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:39Speaker 03

  You know the girl that like a sweatshirt on, you could see some like titty underneath, but you don't know?

• 18:43Speaker 05

  Mmm.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  That's the nicob.

• 18:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:45Speaker 03

  For your face.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  But they gotta do something.

• 18:50Mark Gagnon?

  I was starting to be able to tell which one's bad.

• 18:53Speaker 04

  We cracked the code a little bit, you can just tell.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  That shit is crazy.

• 18:56Mark Gagnon?

  You could tell just by that, you could tell.

• 18:58Speaker 03

  So I was staring when Shorty was eating, I saw Shorty eating pasta with that shit. She was just food going underneath.

• 19:03Speaker 05

  No, really?

• 19:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, I felt bad, but like, how am I not gonna watch a ghost eat?

• 19:08Speaker 05

  Bro, I tried to be slick at the airport. This girl was open us, full in the cob, and I saw she had her photo ID on her, like on a lanyard.

• 19:15Speaker 04

  Oh, that's.

• 19:15Speaker 05

  And I was like, oh, let me take a little peek. So I looked down, just a heart over her face on the lanyard. I was like, damn it.

• 19:22Speaker 03

  We were looking at, we were looking at this guy's dating app. He got Hinge out there, whatever like that. Definitely not ours, a guy. And, and I was like, bro, I gotta see, cause it's just like, how do you see the girls or whatever? And like, I would say. Fifty percent are covered in some way. Like, they put the phone in front of their face for the picture, etc. So dating out there is very brave, you could say.

• 19:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  Like, you know, it's like catfish.

• 19:49Speaker 04

  Choose your own adventure, kinda thing.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 19:50Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 19:53Speaker 05

  It's a mystery box.

• 19:54Speaker 03

  And you can't get drunk enough to fuck the ugly ones.

• 19:56Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, damn, that's a good point.

• 20:01Mark Gagnon?

  That's a good point. That's an honest read.

• 20:03Speaker 03

  They fucking Uggs sober.

• 20:06Speaker 04

  No, they don't fuck though.

• 20:07Speaker 03

  Nah, they do now. There's like a sexual revolution going on over there.

• 20:10Mark Gagnon?

  Really?

• 20:11Speaker 03

  Yeah. This guy was telling me, like, now that shit is opening up, what they'll do is they'll, like, meet chicks, they'll Airbnb, and then they go smash. Because what they would all do is they would go to London to fuck. Because, like, they, basically, like, everybody leaves and nobody's looking, and then they just fuck each other in London, and then they come back and then pretend that they weren't.

• 20:27Mark Gagnon?

  But they're only doing, like, anal and blowjobs and shit, right?

• 20:30Speaker 04

  No, that's Catholics, dude.

• 20:32Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, but I thought they, the husband wants to make sure that the hymen's still in check.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  Ain't nobody testing it. Throw some catch up, brother.

• 20:39Speaker 05

  They don't do that shit anymore.

• 20:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude. Come on, what are you talking about? Whatever.

• 20:43Speaker 03

  How do you even know where the hymen is?

• 20:45Mark Gagnon?

  I broke a few.

• 20:47Speaker 04

  Have you? Have you? Have you broken hymens? Really?

• 20:49Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 20:50Speaker 04

  What's the feeling?

• 20:52Speaker 05

  Man, I bet my wife's is still pristine.

• 20:59Speaker 04

  I bet that shit is flawless, mid-condition. Fucking Michael Jordan rookie card. No creases.

• 21:07Speaker 05

  Dead stock.

• 21:09Speaker 04

  Dead stock.

• 21:14Speaker 03

  You need to get that shit out of there. You need to put the extendo, bro.

• 21:19Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, that's funny.

• 21:20Speaker 04

  You've broken a few hymens. I've probably even sprained one.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  Guys! What else are people saying, bro? What else are people saying?

• 21:32Speaker 04

  Hey, let's dispel some rumors. First of all, they think women can't drive. Women can drive. One of them crashing our car.

• 21:38Speaker 03

  This is so funny. There's some real shit, though. There's some real shit, like, so now the women are driving, they, they give all the women Chinese cars. Because they're the cheapest car, and they assume that they're gonna get into an accident. So if you see Chinese cars on the road, that's women driving.

• 21:52Speaker 05

  That's how it is here also. You see a Chinese person.

• 21:57Speaker 05

  Nevermind.

• 21:57Speaker 03

  Mark, what are you doing right now? Mark, what you need to do is put your foot down on that joke. Mark, what you need to do, you need to put your foot down on that joke.

• 22:06Speaker 05

  I fence that.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  I needed to be more out orderly racist to make that work.

• 22:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:16Speaker 03

  I thought they were gonna give all the women Teslas because it drives itself. That'd be lit. That'd be lit. Smart, anyway. Damn, Mark rubbed off on me.

• 22:24Speaker 05

  I what? You gotta put your foot down.

• 22:26Speaker 03

  You shouldn't put your foot down on it. Mark's bomb rubbed off on me.

• 22:29Speaker 05

  Don't do that. You shouldn't put your foot down on it, like an Asian in traffic.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  Trying to put that shit on Mark again.

• 22:34Speaker 04

  Hey, come on, guys, we can't blame bombing residue, and if it was, it's probably from Saudi.

• 22:40Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 22:41Speaker 03

  So for free. It was a long setup.

• 22:43Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 22:44Speaker 03

  I'm coming, I'm coming.

• 22:45Speaker 05

  Alright, how's your moment? Stay in the sound.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  How about them Jews?

• 22:55Speaker 05

  We're back.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  Is that ready? How about?

• 23:02Speaker 03

  That's it, man, I don't know how that could get past you. There was a couple of the princes that came to the show afterwards, bro, and we were taking a pic, and we were like, had some of the producers of like the festival, I guess, in the pic, and they got out of the pic for the princes.

• 23:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Right, like, and um,

• 23:21Speaker 03

  I didn't, I just assumed it was like they didn't want to take a picture with Jews or something like that.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  In reality, they just wanted to take a picture with us to perform. But my first one was like, oh yeah, they can't be in a picture with them, that's like bad for diplomatic relations. Turned out one of them wasn't even Jewish.

• 23:40Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck.

• 23:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. Anyway, so yeah, so what other, any other backlash? Before we put this shit to bed, everybody fake caring about it? I will say this, though, like, I feel bad for Jessica Kirsten.

• 23:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:52Speaker 03

  I feel bad for Jessica, because Jessica went there. Jessica is a gay woman.

• 23:56Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  Jewish. Jewish.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  Monster of a comedian. So funny.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Hilarious, so fucking funny, performed, apparently crushed.

• 24:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:05Speaker 03

  Standing ovation, like, and like edgy and like did her fucking thing. And then there was a lot of backlash, and a lot, we don't know what is a lot, like the internet.

• 24:14Speaker 04

  It all feels hot when you're in it.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  And, and, so what she did, she like donated the money that she made to a charity or something like that, which like, that sucks that she had to do that. You know what I mean? Like, she did something that you could actually look at as like super progressive.

• 24:29Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 24:30Speaker 03

  And, you know, is moving things forward in a place that maybe isn't where we want.

• 24:34Speaker 04

  1,000% does that.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  Exactly. Now, and then she's the one that actually gets punished for it.

• 24:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:39Speaker 03

  Which sucks. Now, what I will say, though, is like-

• 24:42Mark Gagnon?

  How'd she get punished?

• 24:43Speaker 03

  Say again?

• 24:43Mark Gagnon?

  How'd she get punished?

• 24:44Speaker 03

  She got to give up the money.

• 24:45Mark Gagnon?

  She don't have to.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  Well, she did give up the money.

• 24:48Speaker 04

  That's good karma. She gained karma for it.

• 24:50Mark Gagnon?

  Good thing. Two good things came about it.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  Keep that shit, man. Keep that fucking shit.

• 24:56Speaker 04

  Who did she donate to? That's important. Because there's got to be a charity that's worthwhile. Human Rights Campaign.

• 25:02Speaker 03

  And then apparently the Human Rights Charity refused the money. Because it came from Saudi or something like that. It's like, you know, you want to fix it or not? You know what I mean?

• 25:12Speaker 03

  What are we doing here? Like, some money's dirty? Get out of here. So, but I think what's happened with a lot of, a lot of these comedians is like, there are a lot of comedians that, especially in like the Jessica's world, where like Jessica was doing comedy for probably like 20 years, and-

• 25:26Speaker 04

  And she was always the funniest comic you hadn't heard of.

• 25:28Speaker 03

  Always the funniest comic you haven't heard of. She's like so hilarious. Everybody thinks she's fucking hilarious. And then recently, like posting clips and like posting stuff on YouTube has, she's been able to amass an audience. So for the first time in her career, she gets to like perform and do theaters and make money. And she's still at that level where she's like their unsung hero. So it's like the most euphoric time in comedy, where like you're the next thing and everybody is riding for you and you are everybody's best kept secret, and it's just incredible. And there's no backlash, because you haven't like transcended into the pop culture conversation. And when you do transcend into the pop culture conversation- You know, you're part of every fucking headline and people can use you for clicks and views. They throw you for every fucking thumbnail like they do with us and like it, there's benefits of it

• 26:13Speaker 03

  because you can make tons of money, you can go perform in arenas, you can do everything you ever dreamed of, but there are costs to it and that just is what it is. Once you enter that level, you're aware of the social media economy. You're aware that like there's backlash for something for two weeks, then people are fake angry about another thing and then they're fake angry about another thing and they just move on. But if you've never experienced that at all, which I think a lot of the comics on this never experienced, like the internet coming from them, for them. I think that knee jerk reaction was, oh my God, I gotta fix this or else my whole career, everything I worked for for the past 20 years is gonna go away. And had they been through some backlashes in their life, they probably would have been like, ah, this shit is gonna blow over, nobody's gonna give a fucking two weeks, which they won't.

• 26:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:56Speaker 04

  I think it's already kind of blown over, right?

• 26:57Speaker 03

  That's the thing, it's like.

• 26:59Speaker 05

  That's the best Chris Rock quote, he's like, if you're ever in like public scrutiny, put your head down for two weeks.

• 27:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:03Speaker 05

  And if there's still something going on, then, then address it.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  Then address it, yeah.

• 27:06Speaker 04

  Well, I think that's a good rule of thumb, if people are mad at you, just give it two weeks.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Just give it two weeks, man.

• 27:10Speaker 04

  It feels like a long two weeks, it's a long two weeks.

• 27:13Speaker 03

  I will say though, this is like, if there's any, like, the backlash to this isn't about the country of Saudi Arabia. Yeah, it's attached to it, but I think that like, the personal accountability we can have is like, when we had politicians on the pod, we thrust ourselves into the political discourse. And the political discourse is a zero sum game.

• 27:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, she's nasty.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  It's nasty, it is about power, and when power is involved, it's either good or evil. And any possibility you have, any situation where you can mudsling against your perceived opposition, you take advantage of it. So us thrusting ourselves into the political conversation and a lot of these comics being like tangentially related to comedy and podcasting, comedy and podcasting kind of like became one thing. They saw an opportunity to point out hypocrisy in this moment right here. And that's something we could take accountability for, that's something we gotta go, okay, if we have politicians on the pod, we have to know that there are people who their entire identity is politics and any moment they can to point a finger and to mudsling and to dehumanize, they will take advantage of that. So I feel like that's on us for that.

• 28:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:22Speaker 03

  But in terms of people actually caring about this, they don't, they just care about whatever they already were feeling and were already frustrated by and just using this.

• 28:31Speaker 04

  And then, yeah, we were easy to blame for Trump's election or whatever upset you. And even if we might have swung some people, like a lot of people like that, no, those guys. He wouldn't have won if it wasn't for those guys.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  Now, I will say, that being said, we've received almost no criticism.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  Bad friends is a shambles. That comment section is crazy.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  All Bobby did is went there and showed his dick.

• 28:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. Showed his dick and then Santino, he did an accent and then they came back. It's not that crazy.

• 29:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's progressive.

• 29:06Speaker 03

  Leave them alone.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  Show your dick, Santino, do the accent, and then you come home. It is what it is.

• 29:12Speaker 04

  That's so funny, dude. Yeah, well, look, we got the best fans.

• 29:17Speaker 03

  That is true.

• 29:17Speaker 04

  We have the best fans on earth and we will perform for you wherever.

• 29:20Speaker 03

  Wherever the fuck you are.

• 29:21Speaker 04

  The amount of people that just DM me afterwards, like, dude, thanks so much for giving us a chance.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 29:24Speaker 04

  Like, that was awesome. Like, from Saudi, being like, like, I've waited my whole life to come see you guys. Like, I want to come to New York. I couldn't make it. I got to actually see you in my own, my own city. Blew my mind.

• 29:33Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, that was the best part. Like, hearing from the people there and how thankful they are just to be able to see these performances, like, that's what counts.

• 29:41Speaker 04

  They weren't all fucking princes and government people. It was like locals. And talking to locals, they seem pretty happy in terms of like the way things have progressed in the past 10 years. They're like, 10 years ago, this shit was not good. Not good. Now, things are great. I thought it was fire. I thought Riyadh was awesome. I thought it was better than Dubai. That was a great city. I might take wifey next month. We're going to Dubai, but I might stop over at Riyadh.

• 30:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:02Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, that was my first time in both places. I don't really care for Dubai that much.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  So, yeah, Dubai is like, what I was, what I was saying was, shout out everybody who came out to the shows, the show in Dubai as well.

• 30:12Mark Gagnon?

  The people are cool, the locals, but there's not many locals.

• 30:15Speaker 03

  They, yeah, the locals, like, in UAE, I think the local population's like 10%.

• 30:19Mark Gagnon?

  Oh.

• 30:19Speaker 03

  So, it's a lot of expats, like, by design. And then Dubai is this very futuristic city that doesn't feel like it has this, like, real, like, historic, authentic core.

• 30:29Speaker 04

  It feels like you're in Miami or Las Vegas or Singapore. You can be anywhere.

• 30:32Speaker 03

  You go to Abu Dhabi, you feel that.

• 30:33Speaker 04

  I want to go there.

• 30:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. Abu Dhabi, you will feel much more like the authenticity and they're like, designed the building specifically around it. Like, they want to give you that feel. And I think Dubai is like, hey, we're going to be the city of the future and we're just going to lean into that. But what you lose is the past, which is why we travel to places.

• 30:50Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  Like, I don't travel to Rome to see the new buildings.

• 30:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:53Speaker 03

  You know, I don't travel to Paris to see the new, you know, business center.

• 30:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:56Speaker 03

  Like, the reason why we travel. Is to either avoid taxes in Dubai. Or to like see that old authentic shit that is so incredible. Like when we went to Morocco, we like stayed in the fucking shuk.

• 31:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  We could have stayed at some like fancy hotel outside of it.

• 31:11Speaker 04

  No, I love Riyadh because you're in the fancy hotel, but they make it look like. That's my, that's my like, oh, you really got both parts of the Venn diagram there. Oh, it feels authentic, but not. I go to India when I want authentic and that's good enough. Now, give me some nice shit. Put me in a St. Regis and feels like in the Middle East.

• 31:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, my friend who lives in Dubai is like, if you go to Dubai, you need to have a local to show you the actual stuff. Yeah, it's like you come to New York and you go to Times Square and you're like, yeah, New York kind of sucks. It's like you need an actual person like show you the outer boroughs and the cool restaurants and shit.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, we went to, uh, we went to the, uh, the old quarter or whatever it is.

• 31:47Speaker 05

  The old Dubai.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  The old Dubai, so like where the creek, where like the city started, it was like this pearl diving. Uh, I don't know.

• 31:56Speaker 04

  I love talking about the pearl diving. So historic, but it's got pearls. Oh, wow.

• 32:03Speaker 05

  What a beautiful history.

• 32:05Speaker 04

  What a beautiful history.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  He's Craig today.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  But, but like, so we went there, we walked around and then you got a sense of it at least. And like, that was cool. And that's what I was telling the guys, we were, Obz was a comedian out there.

• 32:20Speaker 05

  Yes, he was great. Obz Ali, the legend.

• 32:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, Obz Ali was walking us around and I was like, yeah, this is what I want to see more of. Like, give us something of this. Like, I don't want to go to fucking the Hyatt. You know, like, and eat at a restaurant that we have back home.

• 32:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:34Speaker 03

  I want to go here and eat some local shit.

• 32:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, that flight to Riyadh is very authentic.

• 32:39Speaker 03

  Oh, my God. They had no A C in economy.

• 32:42Speaker 04

  Y'all were struggling, son.

• 32:49Speaker 04

  I was like, what a nice flight this is.

• 32:51Speaker 03

  It was so relaxing. They walked out of there like it was a bomb shelter.

• 32:55Speaker 04

  I couldn't understand all the texts coming back and I'm like, what's going on?

• 32:58Speaker 03

  So Mark, tell what the guy did next, the guy sitting next to you.

• 33:01Speaker 05

  Oh dude, I'm sitting here, the guy's behind me, just cuts in front of me, my least favorite thing on a plane, takes his stuff out of the upper compartment, just a plastic bag, puts it on my lap while I'm sitting. Gets off the plane, puts it on my lap, I was like, yo. Oh, sorry.

• 33:16Mark Gagnon?

  I like that.

• 33:17Speaker 05

  Takes it out. The bag was just his clothes, that was his suitcase. It was just a Winn-Dixie bag.

• 33:21Mark Gagnon?

  That's a big dick move right there.

• 33:23Speaker 03

  So that's fine.

• 33:24Speaker 05

  He's like, you poor like me?

• 33:28Speaker 04

  So they were saying there was no AC, first class was so cold, I got a blanket.

• 33:32Speaker 03

  Freezing.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  I took a blanket, dude.

• 33:34Speaker 03

  Covered up, bro.

• 33:34Speaker 04

  And I was so cold.

• 33:35Speaker 05

  It was so leady in the back.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 33:38Speaker 05

  I didn't even know that there was a smell until we landed. When we landed, bro. Hands went up.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  Oh, to get the bags.

• 33:47Mark Gagnon?

  It was bad.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  It ain't just us, boys.

• 33:52Speaker 03

  I mean, technically it wasn't, yes.

• 33:55Speaker 04

  No, they weren't us, dude. They weren't us. No, no, no, no, no.

• 33:58Speaker 03

  Them guys get there by bus.

• 34:03Speaker 04

  Fire, dude. Shout out to the Comedy Festival, it was awesome.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, so yeah, shout out Dubai, man. Shout out Riyadh. We appreciate y'all. And keep doing it, man. I really think that, uh...

• 34:13Speaker 04

  What a cool fucking life.

• 34:15Speaker 03

  I wish the framing of this, also, I don't know, there is a funny framing of this, we're like, Western people, we tend to think everything that happens in the world is for us or because of us. Like, we have a very, like, almost narcissistic view of these things. Like, the immediate reaction when there's this festival is like, they're trying to whitewash their country with comedy. And it's like, sure, I'm sure they're trying to welcome Western people to this country 100%, but like, there is a little bit of a, that's maybe, like, we like comedy.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  We enjoy comedy, we enjoy WWE, we enjoy boxing. Like, what a nice thing to do for your people is to bring a thing they enjoy. And there are people that are in the West of America that could not conceive that the government or whoever is involved might be wanting to put on a show for the people. You know what I mean? Like, in New York, when we get an Afrobeat's festival or something like that, people aren't going, "They're trying to Africanize America."

• 35:13Speaker 04

  Well, I think that.

• 35:14Mark Gagnon?

  Some people do.

• 35:16Speaker 03

  This is Zoro on America.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  But I get, but you understand what I'm trying to go on. Like, like, like, the people there have no interest at all, and that this is only a tool of marketing and not something that they might enjoy because they consume comedy.

• 35:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 05

  Yeah. And they loved it, and it was fun.

• 35:33Speaker 04

  Awesome.

• 35:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was cool. It was very cool.

• 35:36Speaker 05

  Traveling, doing comedy with your boys, nothing better. Nothing better.

• 35:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was fire.

• 35:41Speaker 04

  What a crazy thing. I met you, what, whatever, 18 years ago, and then 18 years later, we're in the fucking Middle East doing a comedy show, getting standing ovations, like, what a cool thing.

• 35:50Speaker 03

  While every other comic is getting roasted, and we're just having the time of our lives.

• 35:54Speaker 05

  Even Al did a joke.

• 35:55Speaker 04

  Al did a joke.

• 35:57Speaker 03

  That's a hit, yo. Al did a joke.

• 35:59Mark Gagnon?

  Headline.

• 36:01Speaker 05

  You can't be too, you can't be too, you can't be too much.

• 36:04Speaker 03

  I'm gonna post it on YouTube.

• 36:05Mark Gagnon?

  I had great openers, shout out to the openers.

• 36:09Speaker 03

  You gotta watch, you gotta watch Al do this shit at the end of the video, this shit was killing me. So, after the show, we all bring, we bring Al up, you gotta do one joke, right? Because originally, when we were doing Flavor Alive, we were gonna do like a podcast portion at the end.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  And we tried to do that shit in Dubai, and that shit was ass. That shit was horrible.

• 36:29Mark Gagnon?

  Also, they changed the rules on us like last minute.

• 36:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, last minute, they're like, "You can't be on stage unless you have like permission" and all this other stuff.

• 36:35Speaker 04

  You have to sign release forms or whatever.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was just too difficult, because what we wanted to do is like bring people from the audience up and have them involved in some things that the guys were cooking up, and it was gonna be very cool. So, anyway, so when we go to Saudi, we're like, "All right, well, we gotta find something. We'll just do stand-up, and then we'll have Al come and do a joke." So Al comes, does a joke, joke fucking kills.

• 36:53Mark Gagnon?

  Murdered.

• 36:54Speaker 03

  Al does the funniest thing, at, right before we leave, right?

• 36:58Speaker 04

  Well, to be fair, and then we get to do that a little bit. To be fair to Al.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  Well, you'll see, you'll see. Al blanked the joke immediately the second he went up there. But then he remembered. And so Al goes, he does a joke. Thank you guys so much. Appreciate you having us. And you can hear Al. I watched the video, but Al goes, Al goes, "That's my tongue."

• 37:19Speaker 03

  I'm always trying to say that. That's fire. That's fire.

• 37:24Mark Gagnon?

  You know what's been cool with that is, remember when I did WWE Raw?

• 37:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:28Mark Gagnon?

  And I just got my ass dragged in the ring afterwards. I stood on the fucking.

• 37:35Mark Gagnon?

  While you're there, you gotta take a back. Exactly.

• 37:37Speaker 03

  Bro, Al told the joke and then went, "Ooh."

• 37:40Mark Gagnon?

  My mic dropped. I did all the shit I wanted. I checked the ball and box.

• 37:45Speaker 04

  How fire was it to get that pop though?

• 37:47Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, it was awesome.

• 37:48Speaker 04

  He got a big pop, dude.

• 37:49Mark Gagnon?

  I see what you guys, why you guys are fucking psycho and go out there every single night and do that. That was awesome. That was an awesome feeling, but, ooh, it's.

• 37:56Speaker 04

  I was so nervous.

• 37:57Mark Gagnon?

  Nerve wracking, bro. I was going, do it.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  Fucking beautiful.

• 38:04Speaker 04

  Oh, fire. Fire.

• 38:06Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, fuck, damn, I forgot dude's name. But I actually got that in Dubai. It was a dude that, yeah, a local guy, yeah.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  He was like a local designer or something like that?

• 38:13Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. And he put that together for me. I'll tag him. Sorry about that. I forgot your name.

• 38:16Speaker 04

  That's fucked up. Too ethnic for Al.

• 38:19Speaker 03

  If you had to guess, what do you think it was?

• 38:20Speaker 04

  Too many continents.

• 38:23Speaker 03

  Alright, boys. Anyway, any other discussions about, uh, any other discussions about the fest, Saudi fest?

• 38:30Speaker 04

  Nah, Mark Maron, you ain't shit. Uh, that's about it.

• 38:35Speaker 04

  I'm tired of this motherfucker.

• 38:36Speaker 03

  He ain't shit. A lot, yo, not just him, a lot of these comedians ain't shit. Like, I've been seeing a lot of comedians, like, trying to, like, separate themselves from Austin lately. Have you seen this?

• 38:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, of course.

• 38:47Speaker 03

  Like, I've seen a lot of these comedians, like, really trying to create distance from Austin, like, what's happening in Austin. A lot of comedians that, like, use Joe and his millions of followers to boost their careers, that went on there to promote their specials, that performed at the club, like, really used Joe's power and influence that he was very generous to give them. And all of a sudden, there's like a little internet backlash, posts. election and they're trying to blame the manosphere for the election, not the fact that they ran a fucking dead guy and a woman that can't talk. They, no, that's true. And it's like, and now I see these comics like kind of vocally talking shit that they would talk. The all this shit, by the way, behind closed doors, because it's what comics do, but like real like rat weasel shit.

• 39:30Speaker 03

  Because you let this guy enrich you, you let you used him for his followers. And now you see a situation where like they're getting backlash and instead you pile on for self salvation.

• 39:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  Not get your boys back and refute some of the rumors that exist on the internet.

• 39:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:47Speaker 03

  There's a lot of fucking weasels in this business and it's good. I like to see it. I want everybody to know because they're going to get canceled for some shit in the future. They're going to not live up to the purity test. And Joe is the type of guy that he would have had your back. He would have had you on the biggest platform in the world to explain yourself. He would have given you that opportunity. But now, you know, you're showing who you really are. So.

• 40:09Speaker 04

  You know what?

• 40:09Speaker 03

  Enjoy the bed you made.

• 40:10Speaker 04

  You know what though? Joe still might. He's so fucking nice.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  He is. He don't care. And he knows that people are flawed, I guess, but like, nah, that's a, that's my guy. I'm never gonna fucking. Nah, never. I never, I never pile on against him. That's a real motherfucker right there.

• 40:26Speaker 04

  Also, comedy scenes are comedy scenes. Like Brooklyn was the most annoying comedy scene.

• 40:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:30Speaker 04

  Probably still is. I don't need to perform anymore luckily, but like it was a fucking worst comedy.

• 40:35Speaker 03

  He's right here.

• 40:37Speaker 05

  Nice people, okay? They like Joe.

• 40:39Speaker 04

  They're not nice people. No, they're not. No, they're not nice people.

• 40:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's this thing. It's like, like they're going like all the comics and whatever. It's like, listen, the majority of comics at a comedy club suck. Okay, they do. I go to the cellar, I roll my eyes at half of these motherfuckers before I gotta go on and mop up the bombs that they fucking do.

• 40:58Speaker 03

  Okay, this idea that they're all good, but what we're not, what we're not gonna do is pretend like there aren't fantastic comics there as well. Okay, Shane is fantastic.

• 41:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:06Speaker 03

  Derek Poson is fantastic. Brian Simpson is fantastic. Okay? Maybe they don't have the density that we have in New York right now. Okay? But at the same time, like to dispel the entire scene because now Joe can no longer do something for you. Tony can no longer do something for you because that's what it really comes down. When Going on Joe Rogan made you a millionaire for six years in a row, all these comics were fucking quiet. They were complimentary. They were being so sweet because they wanted to get in. Now that Going on Joe Rogan once doesn't automatically give you a career. And now that Kill Tony is focused on more like character based people. Now they no longer see their salvation in these two people. So now they're having these honest conversations. Oh, they're saying the R word a lot. Shut up retard.

• 41:50Speaker 03

  I'm seeing these comics, it's just so toothpaste, snake weasels, little rats. And this is kind of who they are though, to be honest. Like these are the conversations they have in private. And then they kind of change face. So maybe it's even better that they're finally have the balls to be authentic.

• 42:02Speaker 04

  I mean, look, let's be honest, if you're a stand up, you have a void. There's something going on in here. Some of us, I hope I'm the one of them, tries to work on it and still be a better person while chasing this thing. And some of them, it's just an endless void and they're just going to keep chasing and keep betraying and keep being whatever.

• 42:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just think it's so corny. You use someone to enrich yourself and the second they're going through something, you immediately abandon them. And then you could say nothing.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you have to, now you have to say something. You have to have a word. It's like, yeah, okay. Well, now we know who you are, even though we always knew, now everybody knows who you are and your fans probably.

• 42:34Speaker 04

  Now, some of them I'm surprised by.

• 42:36Speaker 03

  Really?

• 42:36Speaker 04

  Some of them I'm like, I thought you were a stand up dude, man. I thought you were a stand up fucking guy. And you were not.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, that is the epitome of a.

• 42:43Mark Gagnon?

  What's changed? Because I feel like.

• 42:45Speaker 03

  They don't see their salvation in him. Comics are loyal to their salvation.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  Sorry, what are you, what are you saying?

• 42:50Mark Gagnon?

  Like, I feel like when Rogan was in LA, it was, everybody got along. It was really kumbaya in the comedy scene. Like, no one really attacked other comics, even if they disagreed with them. What has changed?

• 43:01Speaker 03

  This is my opinion. Everything trickles down, right? So it's like, when the only way to make it was be on Comedy Central. All these comics that we see now were doing knock knock jokes, hoping to get a special on Comedy Central, right? So you basically gravitate towards what your salvation is. Most people do. Most comics do. Joe Rogan was the way to make it for a very, like a six or seven year stretch. It was like you went on Rogan. I saw it happen to me. Like Going on Rogan, life changed immediately, right? And when that was the case, all these comics were real fucking quiet. Nobody said a peep. No one said, and if they disagreed with something, they were just silent. Now Going on Rogan once isn't going to immediately change your career.

• 43:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, I remember you said that you went from comedy clubs to theaters. I went a few years later. I went from comedy clubs to more people in a comedy club.

• 43:50Speaker 03

  And then, and then what happened is, I think a lot of comics saw like Kill Tony being the way to make it. Right? So, nobody was gonna talk shit about Rogan, and nobody was gonna talk shit about Tony. And now, you see Kill Tony and the people that really explode from there are like more character-based. Right? So then comics go, "Okay, well, I can't make it immediately off of Rogan, I can't make it immediately off Tony. I guess I'll sandbag these motherfuckers while, you know, the internet is coming after them." I think that's what it is. I think it's purely, "Where is my salvation?" And now, they see their salvation as like, "Oh, I'm gonna separate myself from the manosphere because there's so much criticism on the internet." It's like, no, that's the time where you should lean into the people who helped you. That's the time where you should be a good, solid friend. That's the time where you should refute fake narratives about someone who helped you when you offered nothing to him.

• 44:34Speaker 03

  All these people that went on Rogan, they offered nothing to Rogan. He literally gave them a platform, and the biggest platform on the planet. Millions of people that can go come out to your shows. You made millions of dollars off this guy? And now you're gonna fucking sandbag him? Let other people come on your show to fucking talk shit about him? That is the... Yeah, you don't want that motherfucker in a foxhole, put it that way. And people know that. People know that at their core. Like, your fans might support you right now, but they know you're a rat. And, you know, and your time is gonna come, and then nobody's gonna be there to help you.

• 45:07Speaker 05

  This is how you described comedy before Rogan. Like, when you were coming up, like, he would always talk about, like, dude, like, these comics are just so fucking selfish, da-da-da. And I was like, "Come on, they're not that bad, you know?"

• 45:18Speaker 03

  Rogan organized the whole shit. He was benevolent, he helped, so everybody else was like, "Maybe that's the way to do it, we should all help." And the second they stop seeing him as the one and only salvation for their career, they're like, "Okay, we can go back to just shitting on everybody mercilessly." And now you see all these little fractures and everybody ripping people in different ways. And then comedians having other comedians on their podcasts, and then forgetting how to riff.

• 45:40Speaker 04

  Oh, that fucking drove me crazy.

• 45:42Speaker 03

  It's like, "Oh, all of a sudden, I don't know how to riff."

• 45:43Speaker 04

  Now, your premise is offensive to me.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh my god, you can't use that word. You used to be on a podcast that was like, known for riffing about the most fucked up shit.

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Yup.

• 45:51Speaker 03

  And now, all of a sudden, it's like, "Oh, I don't know how to do comedy." That's a bad word.

• 45:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, what are you saying? I don't understand what you're... So, here's what you're trying to say. No, what I'm trying to say is a joke. Let me say the crazy thing, and then let me land.

• 46:01Mark Gagnon?

  It's funny. New white comics is acting like black comics is crazy.

• 46:06Speaker 03

  Cat Williams ruined it all.

• 46:08Mark Gagnon?

  Cat Williams calls it all shit.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  Will on Shake Shake, start talking shit. And then the whole ecosystem fell apart.

• 46:14Speaker 04

  You know what I also think though? Cause there used to be an LA, New York comedy thing. Like, New York comics shit on LA. That was it. And LA was kinda jealous, whatever. Now there's a third scene that they can both just hate. So they're all like, ah, you know what? Fuck that. And LA's like, he's not on us for being dogshit comics. Fuck those guys, they're hateful. Alright buddy, keep moving your hands like that. You know what I mean? Go ahead. You suck too. Don't think that you stayed in LA and didn't go to Austin, somehow you're a better comic. You still do this. You suck.

• 46:45Speaker 03

  Yo, facts. You're making balloon animals.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  That's a punchline? When is this comedy?

• 46:54Speaker 04

  Fuck outta my face, yo.

• 46:56Speaker 03

  What you mean, Skip? What you mean?

• 46:58Speaker 04

  We stayed quiet for a bit. Yeah, yeah. Now I'm done. Marc Maron, come on this pod, let me chop you up.

• 47:04Speaker 03

  You asked, you asked him to come on, but he would never come on.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  No, I asked him nicely. Now come on, I'll chop you up like you Jamal Khashoggi.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  Come on, bro.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  Come to the embassy! Hey, come to the embassy, Marc!

• 47:21Speaker 04

  You don't even do it.

• 47:22Speaker 03

  Come to the embassy!

• 47:23Speaker 04

  Shows can sit out if you're intimidated by it. Don't worry, I got you.

• 47:26Speaker 05

  That is fun.

• 47:27Speaker 04

  Or, I know you're probably not used to talking to people of color at your shows, but just come talk to one, and then we'll handle it.

• 47:33Speaker 03

  Yo, Marc Maron acting like he didn't also have a president on his podcast.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm sure he asked him all about the mass deportations. I'm sure he asked him about drone strikes. I'm sure he asked him all the, all the tough questions.

• 47:45Speaker 03

  Get the fuck outta here, bro.

• 47:46Speaker 05

  I think he just had him back on.

• 47:47Speaker 03

  You did the same thing.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  Did he really?

• 47:49Speaker 05

  I think so. Can you double check that? He just had Obama on like, he did.

• 47:52Speaker 03

  You did the same thing, bro. You did the same exact thing.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  We might also need to fact check this, but I, I've heard Marc Maron hasn't had a single trans person on this podcast.

• 48:01Speaker 03

  Oh my god, those people he cares so deeply about.

• 48:04Speaker 04

  Decades you've been doing this pod?

• 48:05Speaker 03

  Maron don't care about nobody but himself. And anybody inside of comedy knows this? It's the people outside of comedy that are like unaware of it.

• 48:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:13Speaker 03

  But like, what was the whole shit with Jon Stewart?

• 48:15Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, well, they had a... Now let's have fun. So, uh, let's have fun. While we're talking. Talking shit because he been going on every pod talking shit. Jon Stewart and Marc Maron in New York decades ago were like comedy purists. Hated all kinds of shit like they were like, we love stand up, we love this. Jon Stewart gets a job with MTV hosting a show. Marc Maron is like, fuck you, like to his face, how fucking dare you take that, you fucking sellout. You fucking shill, fuck you, makes Jon feel so bad about it. Affects their relationship. Jon ends up leaving the show for whatever reason, I don't remember if it was a moral thing or he had no.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  No, I think he didn't get the opportunity to do like.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  Probably got a better opportunity. Guess who takes over that show?

• 48:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 48:53Speaker 04

  Mark fucking Maron.

• 48:54Speaker 03

  Not Mark the principled.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  Oh, Mark the principled guy. And then he tried to act like nothing happened with Jon, Jon was like, no, no, no. You, fuck you, you don't get to be my friend after that.

• 49:04Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 49:04Speaker 04

  Fuck you. Then decades later, they tried to chop it up. Or they tried to to patch it up. And Jon is like, Mark is like, hey, I would love for you to come on the podcast and talk about this. Jon is like, look, if you want to mend the friendship, I'm open to it, but I'm not doing it to give you podcast stuff like. Let's just talk in person and we'll have it out. Marc Maron never contacts him again.

• 49:21Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 49:22Speaker 04

  Because it ain't content.

• 49:22Speaker 03

  But it's like, and I understand why outsiders wouldn't know this about him, but like anybody on the inside knows.

• 49:28Speaker 04

  What's up, fellow.

• 49:30Mark Gagnon?

  Welcome back, man.

• 49:32Speaker 04

  I feel free.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  I feel free. We haven't had a boys up since before we went to Australia.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  I know, yeah.

• 49:39Speaker 05

  Been a minute.

• 49:40Speaker 04

  I haven't even talked to you, we haven't even talked to the people about Australia.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, Australia was fun, dude. Good quality of life. Good quality of life.

• 49:47Speaker 04

  Really?

• 49:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, like.

• 49:48Mark Gagnon?

  Why? What makes it good quality?

• 49:51Speaker 03

  There's cheap shit to do. That is really fun.

• 49:55Mark Gagnon?

  Like?

• 49:56Speaker 03

  That they have access to, the beach. The weather is amazing and you could go to the beach and there's nothing more luxurious than the beach, right? Like people spend fucking hundreds of thousands of dollars to stay at nice resorts that are on beaches. And it's like every single day. You take your kid down to that fucking beach, you see the most beautiful beach you've ever seen. And they're just littered with them, they're all over the place. So you can have this like really amazing, like luxurious quality of life for very little. And they got all the same issues we got here in terms of like rent being crazy and like lack of opportunity and all this other stuff. But at the end of the day, like. You know, they have a. You see tons of young people with kids, you just, it was just awesome.

• 50:33Mark Gagnon?

  Name some more things, because. The beach is everywhere, my nigga.

• 50:38Speaker 04

  Like, I'm not fucking. Bones Beach, Rhode.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  Florida, Cali, we got nice beaches.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  No, I think it's fair. Like for me, that's what I saw. Like I don't get to every day, like go down to the beach with my daughter. There was another thing too, which is like, I got to do a lot of family time.

• 50:53Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:54Speaker 03

  So like my schedule is like, we wake up, we have breakfast, we hang out, I go back home for bedtime.

• 50:59Speaker 04

  Probably a nice thing about being a movie is you're not, the travel's one place. So they come with you and then you're there.

• 51:03Speaker 03

  Exactly. I'm not going away every weekend. You're flying this. Like every day we're together. I'm reading books to my daughter to go to sleep every single night. And it's like, and I'm sure I'm saying this as most people listening are like, yeah, I do that with my kid all the time. I just didn't get to.

• 51:15Speaker 04

  We're gone three, four days a week.

• 51:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. So like it was, that was awesome. And um, yeah, it was just, yeah, it was just fantastic.

• 51:23Speaker 05

  I feel like people there are not as stressed politically.

• 51:26Speaker 03

  Dude, they're so unaffected by anything. Like they're so removed. They're kind of like Americans, like in that way. Like we're really political about the shit that's happening here. And I'm sure they are, but like we're detached from like what's happening in Europe. We're detached from what's happening in the Middle East. Like it's just not, we, we care, but it also isn't going to affect us. They're that times 10. Cause there ain't even even land to walk to them.

• 51:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:51Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Like if you got there illegally, you work for that shit.

• 51:56Speaker 03

  So they're just detached from everything, kind of like living in their own little bubble and it allows them to have a pretty like stress free life. You know, it's a.

• 52:05Speaker 05

  This guy got paid for by the Australian government.

• 52:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 52:09Speaker 05

  Cause a shill.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  I'm a shill for us.

• 52:10Speaker 05

  You guys are shill dude. Took that koala money. Now we're going nonstop.

• 52:14Speaker 03

  Also the fucking uh.

• 52:15Speaker 05

  The movie.

• 52:16Speaker 03

  The movie was, the movie was fire. The movie was like, this shit is going to surprise people, man.

• 52:21Speaker 04

  I mean, just the cast alone, I've tons of faith.

• 52:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was, but it's just like making it, this shit gave me faith in acting. Like I used to never like acting. I was like, this shit is boring as hell. And uh, and shout out to the director, Kattau. And the producers as well, like Kale and Jay. And it was like, it was super collaborative. It was like shit would be on the page and then we would all come together and be like, "Okay, what can we make this? What would the character do?" And a lot of times directors have these like massive egos where it's like you can't infiltrate that at all. And it's almost like you need that in order to control 275 people every single day to like get what you need. But this shit was super collaborative. Like he would let us play, give us our thoughts on what the character would do.

• 53:06Speaker 03

  Like we changed certain things about it, like no ego, but he also knew where the movie was going, type of thing. So like, and it was just, it was fun. Like I would look forward to it and I'd never do that with that.

• 53:19Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 53:20Speaker 03

  Like I was like, "Oh, I'm excited about this scene." I'm like texting the directors and the actors about, "Yeah, can we rehearse this? What if we did this for this scene?" Like it was, yeah, it was fire.

• 53:29Speaker 04

  That's awesome.

• 53:29Mark Gagnon?

  How's your fighting skills? Can you?

• 53:31Speaker 03

  I just get my ass kicked the whole movie. That's my role.

• 53:36Speaker 04

  That's actually perfect. You beating up anybody, even though you box people, be like, "What the fuck is this?"

• 53:41Speaker 03

  No, and it's just, yeah, it's also like I have a different respect for like action stars. Like the guy Noah, who's the star of the movie, he plays Ken. Like this guy ate-

• 53:51Speaker 04

  Noah Centino.

• 53:52Speaker 03

  Centineo.

• 53:52Speaker 04

  Noah Centineo.

• 53:53Speaker 03

  And like he ate literally, like, I don't know, like something, he ate steak four times a day and like four eggs every time he ate the steak and he ate that for six months.

• 54:04Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  And every single meal. And that's all he ate. And he, when he would film, he's working out the entire day to keep the pump so it looks good on camera.

• 54:12Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  And I was like, "I don't got that." I'm more of a rom-com.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  I'm the fat friend in the rom-com.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  Son, I saw that shit, I stopped working out. I got, I got in worse shape there. Cause I'd be in every scene with this motherfucker, right? And his buff and I'd be looking at my arms on camera afterwards. I'm like, "I'm done working out, I'm going the other way."

• 54:32Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, Chuck's position is funny.

• 54:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:34Speaker 04

  And you get beat up, so why you gotta be in good shape?

• 54:36Speaker 03

  What am I wasting these muscles for?

• 54:40Speaker 03

  But I saw that shit, I was like, that is like, that is dedicated, like what Rambo must have done to look like that?

• 54:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:46Speaker 03

  Before steroids and shit? I kept telling him, no, I was like, yo, take steroids. He's like, no, I gotta do, I'm like, fuck that, take steroids, eat Rice Krispies treats or whatever, like.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  Rambo was taking steroids.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. That's what I'm saying, he should do that.

• 54:59Speaker 05

  It must have been.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm only, if you see me in shape in a movie, I'm cheating. I am cheating. I can't wait to cheat.

• 55:06Speaker 04

  If you see me in shape in life.

• 55:07Speaker 03

  You're cheating.

• 55:09Speaker 05

  Did you ever see Hugh Jackman in the first Wolverine?

• 55:11Speaker 04

  If you see me not being fat, I'm cheating.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was insane in every Wolverine.

• 55:16Speaker 05

  No, first one, the last one is hilarious.

• 55:19Speaker 03

  Oh, why? He was small in the first one?

• 55:20Speaker 05

  Yeah. The first one, he just looks kinda regular.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  That's me. That's what I look like.

• 55:25Mark Gagnon?

  Stop it. You don't even look that good.

• 55:27Speaker 03

  No, that's what I look like. Dead ass. That's what I look like on camera.

• 55:30Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, okay. So they use CGI?

• 55:32Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 55:33Speaker 03

  Okay, so a funny thing, so I learned some shit about this, right? Cause they're smart, right? With Noah, he's shirtless so much in the movie that like, they can't really do anything about it, but like, with me, I found out I was shirtless for the first three days.

• 55:48Speaker 04

  And that's it?

• 55:49Speaker 03

  And I was like, say less.

• 55:52Speaker 04

  Lovely.

• 55:53Speaker 03

  I was, I was off the bread for like a week. I did my one scene. The second week finished filming my scene, I already had a sandwich in my.

• 56:01Speaker 05

  Totally got to do retakes at the end.

• 56:02Speaker 03

  And then I had to be sure those again, I was like, god damn.

• 56:04Speaker 05

  We'll justify it in the scene.

• 56:05Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 56:07Speaker 03

  But, so what I heard with these type of movies is they'll find out when he's gonna be shirtless. They'll film that immediately, almost.

• 56:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  And then the rest of the scenes with Wolverine, usually he'll have his leather jacket on or a shirt that's ripped or whatever. So you get that scene right there, one day, that he prepares for.

• 56:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:27Speaker 03

  And then after that, he's still big and ripped.

• 56:29Speaker 05

  But he can.

• 56:29Speaker 03

  But the abs.

• 56:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, you can drink water. He can let go a little bit, yeah.

• 56:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did they give you a little touch up, little?

• 56:34Speaker 03

  Oh, I asked him. So, hang shit.

• 56:39Speaker 03

  I didn't work out. I didn't get abs. I didn't work out for like two months. And then we had to do this final scene. I'm just like, man, I go to the makeup people. I'm like, yo, shorty, lemme, lemme talk to you in a second. I need you to give me definition. Like, I need, I need whatever. So, I'm all dirty in the scene, but we made sure this dirt would carve out my arms. Carve out my process.

• 57:01Speaker 03

  I am mad at it. Insensitive Hollywood, bro. Motherfuckers working out every day, I'm at the beach with my kids. Can't compete?

• 57:10Speaker 04

  He young, how old is he?

• 57:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's in his twenties.

• 57:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, he got...

• 57:13Speaker 03

  That motherfucker was ripped.

• 57:14Speaker 04

  No, no, he's great, he's great. I'm just saying, he got, this is what are you doing at that age? You're trying to be in shape. It's over for us.

• 57:20Speaker 03

  It is over for us, all these motherfuckers. The guy plays Ryu, Andrew Koji, that motherfucker was ripped. That motherfucker was so goddamn ripped, and then he busts his ankle, they had to shut down filming for three weeks.

• 57:29Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 57:31Speaker 03

  And I was like, selfishly, I was like, like, am I involved in these other scenes? Cause I was like, I gotta get back to America. Luckily, they were able to fill me out.

• 57:40Speaker 05

  Are you able to tell the story of the dude that you thought was in costume?

• 57:43Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, Vijit Jamwal, my boy Vijit. He's this like Bollywood star. Vijit, Vijit, I call him Vijit.

• 57:54Speaker 03

  But he's like a big action star.

• 57:57Speaker 04

  That's what white people probably call him.

• 58:00Speaker 04

  But white people probably call him Vijit.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  It's not Vijit, it's actually Vijit.

• 58:03Speaker 04

  Vijit?

• 58:03Speaker 03

  Vijit, yeah, Vijit.

• 58:05Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 58:06Speaker 03

  There's no E.

• 58:07Speaker 04

  Oh, Vidut?

• 58:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, but Vijit.

• 58:10Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 58:11Speaker 03

  The way I said it. The way I said it initially. Fucking white ass. Look how handsome that motherfucker is, right?

• 58:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's handsome.

• 58:20Speaker 03

  So he plays Dawson, and that was the homie, look at that motherfucker.

• 58:23Speaker 04

  God damn.

• 58:25Speaker 03

  He said he don't believe in protein.

• 58:27Speaker 04

  Really?

• 58:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, he don't believe in it, he goes, protein is a myth. I said, what? This motherfucker funny as shit. Anyway, he, martial arts starts in India. Like, all these, this is where it begins, and it's called Kalati Pre, something like that.

• 58:43Speaker 04

  Digger, what?

• 58:46Speaker 04

  I insulted me.

• 58:49Speaker 03

  So, you didn't even know martial arts started in India?

• 58:51Speaker 04

  I didn't know.

• 58:52Speaker 03

  Well, now you know. Kalati Preya, Kalati Preya, anyway, so, he's like, yeah, Kalati...

• 58:59Speaker 04

  That's some South Indian shit, don't even worry. You don't have to worry about South Indian stuff, it's too complicated.

• 59:04Speaker 03

  They started martial arts.

• 59:05Speaker 05

  They invented it, bro.

• 59:05Speaker 03

  They invented martial arts.

• 59:06Speaker 05

  Just a husband and a wife.

• 59:12Speaker 04

  You think they're teaching self-defense to women?

• 59:17Speaker 03

  So he's like sixth generation that. And he's also like an action star, like whatever. So he comes in and some shit and, you know, they had us in like funny costumes. So he pulled up and I thought he was in costume. I didn't know, like, I didn't know that's just how he dressed regular. So the first day I meet him, I'm like, I'm like, oh, this is what Dawson was wearing. This shit is fire, blah, blah, blah. And I started like kind of teasing him or whatever. And he's not really reacting and I don't know if he speaks English and I have no clue what's going on. And the directors and producers are all like, no, no, no, that's just what he, that's how he dresses. And I was like, I thought they were being sarcastic. And this went on for like 10 minutes. This went on for 10 straight minutes.

• 1:00:01Speaker 03

  So I just kept putting my foot in my mouth and I couldn't get out of it. I don't really have anything else to say.

• 1:00:07Mark Gagnon?

  Does he fuck with you now?

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  No, he's a homie, man. Love that guy.

• 1:00:12Mark Gagnon?

  What's the whole, I don't believe in protein shit?

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  He don't believe in it, bro.

• 1:00:15Speaker 04

  So what does he eat?

• 1:00:16Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:17Speaker 04

  He's vegetarian, I assume?

• 1:00:18Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  No follow up question?

• 1:00:21Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:00:22Mark Gagnon?

  Motherfucker look like that high in protein is crazy.

• 1:00:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's something else going on. But it's also like martial arts where it's invented. I'm not even trying to joke, I'm trying to tell you guys the history, bro. If you guys want to learn something today.

• 1:00:39Speaker 04

  He's telling us anything beyond it was invented there.

• 1:00:42Speaker 03

  Is invented there, bro.

• 1:00:43Speaker 04

  Like in what way?

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Kalari payet. Kalari payet is where martial arts.

• 1:00:51Mark Gagnon?

  It's the way of life, man. It's the beaches.

• 1:00:54Speaker 05

  The beaches, bro.

• 1:00:55Speaker 03

  Son, they got a great way of life out in Puerto Rico. Why you guys think you're still there? The beach. That shit was laylocked, you guys would have left.

• 1:01:04Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, but we culture, there's a lot of stuff going on, more than just the beach.

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  Man, come be got one bad bunny thing and then that's it.

• 1:01:11Speaker 05

  What about, what about Fofty? How was, how was young Fifth?

• 1:01:13Speaker 03

  Oh, Fifty was great, man.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  He looked incredible.

• 1:01:16Speaker 03

  He lost like 25 pounds. The motherfucker was starving himself. First cast dinner, we show up, he spills a glass of champagne on me. And he goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Takes off his Rolex and goes, here, take this. I go, I'm not taking that shit. He goes, no, man, I feel so bad, take it. I'm like, I'm not taking your watch. He goes, please, man, take it. I'm like, I'm not fucking having three guys breaking into my hotel list tonight to take this back. So I'm not going to fucking take this watch. And, and.

• 1:01:47Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know, I'm bombing right now, guys.

• 1:01:50Speaker 05

  Wait, is that real?

• 1:01:51Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He tried to give me a watch. I didn't take the watch, but yeah. He was just a legend.

• 1:01:55Speaker 05

  Fuck you ain't take the watch for?

• 1:01:57Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, I can't still.

• 1:02:00Speaker 05

  He ruined your outfit.

• 1:02:01Mark Gagnon?

  No, we didn't.

• 1:02:02Speaker 05

  He ruined it. He destroyed it with the moet.

• 1:02:04Mark Gagnon?

  I should have taken the watch.

• 1:02:05Speaker 04

  I know, I know.

• 1:02:06Speaker 05

  One bajillion percent.

• 1:02:08Speaker 04

  See, I think you don't want these people to feel used, but I'd be using sometimes. You know what I mean? I'd be like, "Give me the watch."

• 1:02:14Mark Gagnon?

  You offer it, so more disrespectful to turn it down.

• 1:02:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:18Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, I can't.

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  Nah, he's right. That's the move.

• 1:02:21Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, I can't.

• 1:02:22Speaker 04

  Because you don't want a guy to feel like, "He took that fucking watch." "Fucking watch for a shirt." Like, part of you is gonna be like, "I sent you a shirt, and you took my Rolex?"

• 1:02:33Mark Gagnon?

  He offered.

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  I know, but it's an empty offer. It's just to show how apologetic he is that I'd be willing to do this if you really wanted. But if you really wanted, we, our friendship will be affected forever.

• 1:02:42Mark Gagnon?

  Yes, 100%.

• 1:02:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:45Speaker 04

  That's the, that's the reality, the matter.

• 1:02:46Speaker 05

  Is it also a crazy look to wear another man's Rolex?

• 1:02:49Speaker 04

  Nah. Nah, because that's vintage watches, another dude's watch.

• 1:02:52Mark Gagnon?

  Vintage watch of somebody else's.

• 1:02:53Speaker 05

  But now it's yours though forever. Like, to borrow.

• 1:02:56Mark Gagnon?

  No, no, he was like, he was gonna give me the watch.

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  Gifting him the watch in exchange for his shirt.

• 1:03:01Mark Gagnon?

  As a punish, you know, not as punishment, as a punishment for himself.

• 1:03:05Speaker 04

  An apology. It's an apology.

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  That was like the time you let me borrow your shoes. Alex let me borrow his sneakers, like, brand new, uh, Off-Whites. And then anytime someone complimented me, I'd be like, "Thanks, they're Alex." And Alex would say, "Shut the fuck up. Don't tell people that."

• 1:03:17Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:18Speaker 04

  Why?

• 1:03:18Speaker 05

  Because he didn't want people to know that I was wearing his shoes. He was like, "You can't be wearing another man's shoes."

• 1:03:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, but that's feet, dude. That's different. Feet are sacred.

• 1:03:24Speaker 05

  Wait, wait, wait, wait. You didn't want people knowing that you lent your shoes to him?

• 1:03:28Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, like, I wanted you to stand on your own shit, you know, like, it's kinda corny looking if you're wearing somebody else's shoes.

• 1:03:35Speaker 05

  You're doing it for me?

• 1:03:36Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:38Speaker 05

  I was like, "Dude, thanks for the shoes." I told everyone. I was like, "Yeah, Alex gave it to me."

• 1:03:40Speaker 04

  Nah, that's nice. That's what you should do.

• 1:03:42Speaker 05

  Right? And then I was like, "Don't let people know that. You're gonna make us look crazy out here."

• 1:03:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'll do it gay as fuck.

• 1:03:47Mark Gagnon?

  I know.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  That's why he's concerned. It's not about you.

• 1:03:50Mark Gagnon?

  It's both.

• 1:03:52Speaker 03

  Nice guy.

• 1:03:54Speaker 04

  How's Cody Rhodes?

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

  Cody was so good. He was so funny.

• 1:03:58Speaker 04

  Who surprised you the most? Okay, really?

• 1:04:00Speaker 03

  Cody, he was hilarious. He was the funniest person on set.

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:04:03Speaker 03

  Like hilarious. And like Guile, it was to the point where I don't even know what Guile looks like. It's just Cody. Do you know what I mean? Once you see someone as a character, you're like, okay, that's kind of what they are. What they look like. They put a wig on. But like, he was just so funny. I didn't expect him to be that funny. You know what I mean? Like, he's not that funny in WWE. He's good in WWE, but he's not hilarious. Like, the job isn't for him to be a comedian.

• 1:04:31Speaker 04

  White meat babyface, is that what they call it?

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. And like, but holy shit. I mean, like, every line. Every line. Like, that role is bigger now in the movie because of him.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  Wow. That's the ultimate compliment.

• 1:04:46Speaker 03

  Trying to find more scenes, trying to find more things.

• 1:04:49Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:04:50Speaker 03

  Like, that good.

• 1:04:51Speaker 04

  Shouts.

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  Like, I saw it happen. I saw, like, it was like, we have some funny shit. Like, we would play.

• 1:04:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  You know, like, well, and like, we would kind of like build some things around it. And it was just, yeah, we have some fun stuff.

• 1:05:05Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, that wrestling to acting pipeline, like, there's.

• 1:05:08Speaker 04

  Because you're playing a character the whole time you're wrestling. So it's just like, it's such a natural transition. Even rapping acting, you're kind of playing a character as a rapper. So these things make perfect sense.

• 1:05:17Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, we real, bro. Stop it.

• 1:05:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:05:23Mark Gagnon?

  Everybody rapped at one point, you know?

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  The hardest transition, I think, for the wrestlers is the same as the comedians, where like, they're used to a reaction to what they say. So basically, separating yourself from that expectation.

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  It's tough.

• 1:05:36Speaker 03

  Is tough. But those that can do it, like, obviously Cena did it, you're gonna see with Cody, like, and then obviously Roman was Akuma.

• 1:05:44Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:45Speaker 03

  He's playing the bad guy. And like, you know, that, if you can separate yourself from like, the neediness of that immediate reaction, because everybody on set, gotta be quiet until you cut. They already have the character work. They understand who it is. Like, they're phenomenal. Phenomenal.

• 1:06:02Speaker 04

  I'm gonna watch that movie in Riyadh when it comes out.

• 1:06:05Speaker 03

  Respect. Now they got theaters, bro.

• 1:06:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, they do.

• 1:06:08Speaker 03

  Now they got theaters. All right, what else we talking about, boys?

• 1:06:10Mark Gagnon?

  When does the movie come out?

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  Uh, next October.

• 1:06:13Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:06:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:15Mark Gagnon?

  That's a long edit.

• 1:06:17Speaker 05

  Joey, hit us. We got a couple of random things. Okay. Do you want to just do like a little?

• 1:06:21Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, no.

• 1:06:22Speaker 05

  What? What?

• 1:06:25Mark Gagnon?

  The videos you was playing earlier.

• 1:06:27Speaker 05

  What, you don't want to do some AI videos?

• 1:06:28Mark Gagnon?

  I still don't know how I feel about those.

• 1:06:30Speaker 05

  Do you want to talk about some AI videos?

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  Son, this Sora 2 shit is crazy.

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, let's do it.

• 1:06:35Speaker 05

  Have you seen any of the AI videos that people have posted, the Sora videos?

• 1:06:39Speaker 03

  I immediately scroll past any AI video I see.

• 1:06:42Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:06:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:06:44Speaker 03

  I just don't care.

• 1:06:44Speaker 04

  Once they take away that watermark, you're gonna have a hard time telling.

• 1:06:47Speaker 03

  There's a watermark?

• 1:06:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, every Sora video says Sora.

• 1:06:50Speaker 03

  Oh, I don't even notice it. I just like, once I see it's like fake, I'm just like, I don't care. Like, I mean, it's, there's funny shit, like I'll see the Jake Paul things.

• 1:06:59Speaker 04

  Son, have you seen the Mr. Rogers and Tupac shit?

• 1:07:01Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 1:07:02Speaker 04

  Good? Oh my God, can we find that clip?

• 1:07:05Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, it's a good shit. You can play a few of these. They're good. They just...

• 1:07:09Speaker 05

  It's just, they need to be-

• 1:07:10Mark Gagnon?

  I'm playing with my man MLK though.

• 1:07:12Speaker 03

  But that's the thing, they need to be so fucked up in order for me to-

• 1:07:16Speaker 07

  Freedom cannot be chained by the hands of time. Get your butter! Got it. Alright, son, thank you. Let's get him a hand. Now, as I was-

• 1:07:24Mark Gagnon?

  I take back everything I said. I take back everything I said.

• 1:07:29Speaker 03

  I've been scrolling past absolute art.

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  Oh my God, dude. This nation was founded upon the belief that the- Peanut butter! Uh, the future belongs to- Angril cheese sandwich! Woo, yeah! Oh my God, dude. Oh my God.

• 1:07:43Speaker 05

  No!

• 1:07:44Mark Gagnon?

  Hit another one, bro, hit another one.

• 1:07:45Speaker 05

  No!

• 1:07:46Mark Gagnon?

  Do the MLK GTA 6 one, that was-

• 1:07:48Speaker 03

  No, that's fucking unbelievable. Alright, now I get it.

• 1:07:52Speaker 07

  I say to you today, my friends, GTA 6. More like GTA 6... 7.

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  He did that!

• 1:08:05Speaker 03

  Break down the 67 shit to me, I'm a boomer.

• 1:08:08Speaker 04

  I don't think it means anything. I don't think there's like any history to it. It's just 67. You just, any time you can say 67, you say it like that.

• 1:08:14Mark Gagnon?

  It's from a song. Yeah, it's from a song.

• 1:08:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:17Speaker 04

  Skrillex?

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

  Skrilla.

• 1:08:18Speaker 03

  Yo, you had so much confidence with fucking jack shit knowledge.

• 1:08:24Speaker 03

  I didn't even ask you because I knew you knew nothing. You don't even know about colored by it. Of course you're not gonna know about six, seven. What did you jump to answer?

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  You jumped to answer. You jumped, you said, hey, hey, hey. There's no meaning behind it. Even though I got no information to back that up. No, you're not fat, you're just full of shit.

• 1:08:51Speaker 03

  God damn believe. I can't believe. You open your fucking mouth to say anything.

• 1:09:02Speaker 03

  They had, they knew what it was. They knew what it was. They knew what it was and you jumped in front of them to say nothing.

• 1:09:13Speaker 04

  Well, how's this fucking play? Play this through.

• 1:09:18Speaker 03

  All right, Mark, can you break down what the fuck six, seven?

• 1:09:21Speaker 05

  It doesn't mean anything. It literally means nothing.

• 1:09:24Speaker 04

  I told you.

• 1:09:24Speaker 05

  No, it's from this song from, from Skrilla. Do, do, six, seven. It's a wonderful song. It's a, it's absolutely.

• 1:09:31Speaker 04

  That don't mean anything, yo.

• 1:09:35Speaker 05

  That's it. Yeah, that's it.

• 1:09:37Speaker 03

  All right, so, so, but is six, seven like his neighborhood? Is it the street he lives on?

• 1:09:43Speaker 05

  I don't even know about that. I don't even know why he put it.

• 1:09:45Speaker 04

  Don't mean anything.

• 1:09:46Speaker 05

  It's like this generation's like seventeen, thirty-eight. It's just like a number that you, it's catchy and you just repeat it for no fucking reason.

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  Seventeen thirty-eight was obviously like a PIN code.

• 1:09:57Speaker 05

  I think it was Remy Martin.

• 1:10:00Speaker 05

  Remy Martin.

• 1:10:01Speaker 04

  Pin nugget, ATM PIN code. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you for judging me.

• 1:10:07Speaker 03

  I'm joking. You are serious. I'm obviously joking.

• 1:10:12Speaker 04

  What is it? Seventeen thirty-eight.

• 1:10:14Speaker 03

  Seventeen thirty-eight.

• 1:10:22Speaker 05

  You made it sound like Empire today.

• 1:10:25Speaker 04

  Ain't that, ain't that, this guy?

• 1:10:28Mark Gagnon?

  Freddie Rock.

• 1:10:29Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:30Mark Gagnon?

  Yes, it is.

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, but 1738 is probably his address.

• 1:10:35Speaker 05

  I think he doxxed himself.

• 1:10:36Speaker 04

  You know, he just letting people know 1738.

• 1:10:40Speaker 05

  Come on, bro.

• 1:10:41Speaker 03

  Oh, is this Sora? Please tell me it's this Sora.

• 1:10:43Speaker 07

  This one was promised to us, and I have one thing to say. Evero. Six, seven, eight.

• 1:10:53Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, with the coins is crazy.

• 1:10:55Speaker 04

  Oh, my God. Yo, hit that Tupac one if you can. I think this might be, this might be, hopefully this is the one. I just looked it up.

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  So these clips get deleted. What's up, my neighbor?

• 1:11:05Mark Gagnon?

  What did you call me? Nah, I'm just messing with you.

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  My neighbor?

• 1:11:09Mark Gagnon?

  My neighbor.

• 1:11:09Speaker 03

  My motherfucking neighbor.

• 1:11:13Mark Gagnon?

  Man, you wild, Fred.

• 1:11:15Speaker 03

  You know, I was wondering, could I get the pass just one time?

• 1:11:19Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, nah, Mr. Rogers. That's one thing I can't hand out, even in the neighborhood.

• 1:11:22Speaker 03

  Fair enough.

• 1:11:23Mark Gagnon?

  But you still cool with me?

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  You know what, Pac? I think I'm ready to leave this white-ass neighborhood. So what's this game called again?

• 1:11:30Mark Gagnon?

  This shit here is Connect Four Loco. I win, you drink. You win, I drink.

• 1:11:35Speaker 03

  Well, let's get neighborly.

• 1:11:37Mark Gagnon?

  Like this, chin tuck, step, pop the jab, bring it right back, real simple. Slip, roll with it, then hook. All about staying ready, you never know.

• 1:11:44Speaker 03

  And it helps you feel prepared and confident.

• 1:11:45Mark Gagnon?

  Exactly, Mr. Rogers.

• 1:11:49Speaker 04

  The one I saw was him saying, like, giving him the lyrics to hit him up. He was like, what if you said that you had relations with his wife? Like, forget you and your friend group.

• 1:12:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's not as good without the Down Syndrome kiss. I feel like all those could have been just as good if the Down Syndrome was in it. I really just want to see that.

• 1:12:09Speaker 05

  He's a scene stealer.

• 1:12:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. I want guilt-free laughter at Down Syndrome.

• 1:12:14Speaker 05

  Because it's not a real one.

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  Because it's not a real one, exactly.

• 1:12:16Speaker 05

  Oh, shit.

• 1:12:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's why we can laugh at it.

• 1:12:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:18Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, isn't that?

• 1:12:21Speaker 05

  No, no, no, you're right.

• 1:12:22Speaker 03

  You know?

• 1:12:23Speaker 05

  But I'll be laughing at the real.

• 1:12:24Speaker 03

  I've seen this one, this is good, but imagine there's a Down Syndrome kid. All of these would be better if there's a Down Syndrome kid just yelling out different peanut butters or whatever.

• 1:12:34Speaker 04

  How about Hitler though, Hitler one?

• 1:12:35Speaker 03

  What did he do?

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  They got, they got him in all the AIs already.

• 1:12:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:39Speaker 04

  They got one of these coming out as a starting quarterback?

• 1:12:41Speaker 03

  Oh, hold on.

• 1:12:51Speaker 03

  Oh shit.

• 1:12:52Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 1:12:54Speaker 03

  Ceasefire now, y'all.

• 1:12:56Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 1:12:57Speaker 03

  That's crazy. Did we talk about the ceasefire?

• 1:13:00Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:13:00Speaker 05

  You, you said you solved it.

• 1:13:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, I did.

• 1:13:02Speaker 05

  I solved it, shit, bro.

• 1:13:04Speaker 03

  I mean, isn't that cool that there's a ceasefire?

• 1:13:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:06Speaker 03

  The hostages back, Hamas is gonna relinquish power, like, isn't this what everybody wanted?

• 1:13:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:11Speaker 03

  Why does it feel like, uh, it's not a lot of excitement behind this?

• 1:13:14Speaker 04

  I think we're not sure if it's actually, we need to make sure it's calm before we're like...

• 1:13:18Speaker 03

  Are you saying that people don't trust a deal that was brokered between Donald Trump, Bibi Netanyahu, and Hamas?

• 1:13:26Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  Are you saying that?

• 1:13:27Speaker 04

  You encapsulated the feeling perfectly.

• 1:13:29Speaker 03

  People might think that that won't happen?

• 1:13:31Speaker 04

  Yeah. It won't stick. Long last, yeah.

• 1:13:33Speaker 03

  Those three figures?

• 1:13:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:35Speaker 03

  Might back out on their word?

• 1:13:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, someone might, might renegotiate.

• 1:13:38Speaker 03

  Wow, okay, I think that's very fair, but the, the hostages are back.

• 1:13:41Speaker 05

  Which is great.

• 1:13:42Speaker 03

  So clearly Bibi would never do anything.

• 1:13:43Speaker 04

  No, no, this whole thing has been about the hostages.

• 1:13:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:46Speaker 04

  That's all I cared about this whole time.

• 1:13:47Speaker 03

  There's no way that he's gonna do a single thing.

• 1:13:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:50Speaker 04

  No, that's all he ever wanted.

• 1:13:52Speaker 03

  Alright guys.

• 1:13:53Speaker 04

  Let's get back to the show.

• 1:13:54Speaker 03

  What y'all think about Don'tober 7?

• 1:13:59Speaker 05

  Hassan Piker dog?

• 1:14:01Speaker 03

  I was like, what? Yo, everybody upset at Hassan Piker, like, y'all haven't zapped your dog, bro, get the fuck out of here, bro.

• 1:14:08Speaker 04

  I ain't zapped my dog, he just been misbehavin'.

• 1:14:10Speaker 03

  Yo, Hassan, just zap the fuck out your dog, bro, Star Wars. Hit him with a little Star Wars.

• 1:14:18Speaker 04

  Here's the thing though, if you're gonna constantly virtue signal?

• 1:14:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:21Speaker 04

  And be a leftist, the left loves dogs, I love dogs.

• 1:14:24Speaker 03

  I mean, the right loves dogs more than the left loves dogs.

• 1:14:26Speaker 05

  Everybody loves dogs.

• 1:14:27Speaker 04

  Everybody loves dogs, to be honest with you, but you can't virtue signal and then be zapping your dog for not being in your stream.

• 1:14:33Speaker 05

  Is the dog actually getting zapped?

• 1:14:35Speaker 04

  The dog wasn't misbehavin', it's like, what's he doing that's misbehavin'?

• 1:14:37Speaker 03

  You need to zap that motherfucker.

• 1:14:39Speaker 05

  I think the dog just caught its nail.

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  Nah, you need to zap that dog.

• 1:14:42Speaker 05

  Don't believe that bullshit.

• 1:14:43Speaker 03

  Hey, Hassan, barbecue that motherfucker, bro.

• 1:14:47Speaker 05

  What the fuck?

• 1:14:47Speaker 03

  Put him in the barbecue.

• 1:14:49Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:14:50Speaker 03

  You gotta zap that dog, that's a bad dog.

• 1:14:53Speaker 04

  He's not Asian, bro.

• 1:14:55Speaker 03

  Zap that dog!

• 1:14:57Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:14:57Speaker 03

  100%.

• 1:14:58Speaker 05

  I don't even think he's zapping him. I don't even believe that.

• 1:15:01Speaker 03

  He's cooking that motherfucker. Do you know Turkey?

• 1:15:02Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, really.

• 1:15:03Speaker 03

  That was their Spice Row or whatever it was. What is it called? The Spice, uh, Marco Polo went to Spice Lands?

• 1:15:09Speaker 05

  Oh, the Silk Road.

• 1:15:10Speaker 03

  Silk Road Lands.

• 1:15:13Speaker 03

  Turkey's part of the Silk Road. You don't think they were chow when I was a chow?

• 1:15:17Speaker 03

  I'm telling you, you could speak Turkish. You could speak Turkish from Turkey to the Uighurs.

• 1:15:24Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:15:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:27Speaker 03

  Silk Road.

• 1:15:28Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:15:28Speaker 03

  Zap the dog.

• 1:15:29Speaker 04

  What's going on?

• 1:15:30Speaker 03

  Zap that dog!

• 1:15:31Speaker 05

  Oh, you're probably back.

• 1:15:32Speaker 03

  Zap it! Zap that dog, Hassan! That dog was acting up. You don't gotta zap your little bitch ass pigeons.

• 1:15:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know, I would never.

• 1:15:43Speaker 03

  You gotta just grab that motherfucker.

• 1:15:45Speaker 04

  I would never.

• 1:15:45Speaker 03

  If you got a behemoth like that, you gotta zap that dog.

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  Hassan is a behemoth.

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  Zap that dog. Zap that dog. Zap, zap, zap that dog. Zap. Hey, Hassan, do whatever you need to do to handle your candle, my boy.

• 1:15:59Speaker 05

  It's like a TV game show.

• 1:16:00Speaker 03

  If Bayt Zouven is acting up, zap that fucking dog.

• 1:16:04Speaker 05

  What are we gonna do?

• 1:16:05Speaker 03

  Zap that dog! Zap it. We don't judge other cultures. He's from Turkey. He's from Turkey. They don't have animals.

• 1:16:14Speaker 05

  Yes, they do. They don't zap.

• 1:16:15Speaker 03

  They don't have house pets. He doesn't know what to do. He thinks it's a fucking cheetah. He's not American. He doesn't know how to be an American yet. We have to institutionalize him, teach him, until then zap that dog. He thinks he lives in a zoo.

• 1:16:30Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:16:31Speaker 03

  He's from Turkey. They're dumb. They don't know what to do with animals. He thinks you're supposed to pile it up into a shawarma machine.

• 1:16:40Speaker 04

  Hassan, the dog's not even... Hey, I'm gonna be honest.

• 1:16:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:43Speaker 04

  I've been around wasabi. She a lot.

• 1:16:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, your dog could get zapped.

• 1:16:47Speaker 04

  Zap it!

• 1:16:51Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 1:16:52Speaker 04

  Your dog needs to.

• 1:16:52Speaker 03

  Hasan almost killed my dog.

• 1:16:54Speaker 04

  Hasan almost killed my pigeon. Jumped up in the air, laying both paws on my six pound dog.

• 1:17:00Speaker 03

  What would you have done?

• 1:17:00Speaker 04

  She got zapped.

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  Six seven.

• 1:17:02Speaker 04

  Six seven times.

• 1:17:03Speaker 03

  Six seven.

• 1:17:04Speaker 04

  Six seven times. She comes a happy one more time.

• 1:17:07Speaker 03

  Da, da, da, da, da.

• 1:17:08Speaker 04

  Hasan ain't doing nothing.

• 1:17:09Speaker 03

  Zap that dog.

• 1:17:10Speaker 04

  That's not zap worthy.

• 1:17:11Speaker 03

  You know who else zaps their dog? Saudi Arabia.

• 1:17:13Speaker 04

  Wait, what?

• 1:17:14Speaker 03

  Headlining next year. Hasan Piker. They got a dog show out there. They got a dog show in electric chair. The gays aren't dogs, man.

• 1:17:25Speaker 03

  Come on. Zap those gays. You gotta zap some gays, bro. You don't think that Elon's daughter pulled up with the zap machine, the newest version of it? Pulled up to the sun string, they'll put this shit on your dog, he's gonna sit wherever the fuck you want. Zap that dog. Leave Hasan alone, he got a ceasefire. This guy made the ceasefire happen, almost single handedly, he can't electrocute the fuck out of a Beethoven?

• 1:17:48Speaker 04

  One dog, bro. It's one dog.

• 1:17:51Mark Gagnon?

  This is crazy. What is going on?

• 1:17:53Speaker 04

  It's one dog. Nah, protect dogs, yo.

• 1:17:55Speaker 03

  Didn't you abandon a dog you already got?

• 1:17:57Mark Gagnon?

  No, I did not.

• 1:17:57Speaker 03

  He would love to be electrocuted in your house.

• 1:17:59Mark Gagnon?

  I rehomed a dog, alright. Stop.

• 1:18:01Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 1:18:02Speaker 04

  Rehome your dog.

• 1:18:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, rehome the dog. If you rehome, send this to some drug dealer, probably using it as a pill. Stuffing cocaine in his ass.

• 1:18:08Speaker 04

  Beautiful family out in Freeport, Long Island.

• 1:18:10Speaker 03

  Six seven.

• 1:18:11Speaker 04

  What is the ethnicity of this family?

• 1:18:13Speaker 03

  Six seven, huh?

• 1:18:15Speaker 04

  That's up, he moved him up.

• 1:18:16Speaker 03

  No, fuck outta here. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 1:18:19Speaker 04

  That seemed racial.

• 1:18:20Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:18:21Speaker 04

  It was.

• 1:18:21Speaker 03

  That seemed racial.

• 1:18:22Speaker 04

  It was.

• 1:18:23Speaker 03

  Seven six.

• 1:18:23Speaker 04

  Seven dogs.

• 1:18:24Speaker 03

  Seven six. Seven six. That's what you're backing up.

• 1:18:27Speaker 04

  Going down.

• 1:18:27Speaker 03

  Seven six.

• 1:18:28Speaker 04

  That's why you can't teach him nothing.

• 1:18:30Speaker 03

  It's going down. You got a seven six, you got a seven six. You got a seven six tat, now we add the seven six tat, okay?

• 1:18:37Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 1:18:38Mark Gagnon?

  We got an eighty seven U right now.

• 1:18:40Speaker 03

  Eighty six, you fucking retarded dog killer.

• 1:18:45Speaker 03

  Fucking dog Nazi. I can't believe that y'all are giving Hasan shit for, for literally trying to help its dog learn.

• 1:18:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:55Speaker 03

  He's trying to help the dog learn.

• 1:18:58Speaker 04

  Nah, fuck that dude, you can't be zapping that dog. You know, you ain't doing nothing.

• 1:19:01Speaker 03

  Yo, what podcast are we on, We Can't Riff? We're also, this guy be-

• 1:19:07Mark Gagnon?

  What podcast are we on?

• 1:19:08Speaker 03

  We can riff a little bit? This guy be having smoke for us, so fuck him. No, he doesn't.

• 1:19:11Mark Gagnon?

  No, he don't.

• 1:19:12Speaker 03

  Oh, really? Yeah. Hey, let him just have the dog.

• 1:19:16Speaker 03

  What's the big deal, dude? I get it, sometimes he misbehaves. My man got a ceasefire. Yes. He saved human beings.

• 1:19:23Mark Gagnon?

  Yes, millions.

• 1:19:24Speaker 03

  He's nice to us, and I like the guy. I'd be totally fine if he had one of them, um, dagga dagga dagga dagga. Jesus. Yep. I'd be fine if he had a dagga dagga dagga dagga dagga dagga dagga dagga. Anytime the dog gets a little out of the frame on stream. Dagga dagga dagga dagga dagga. I'm okay with that, cuz he got his fucking ceasefire while y'all sat on your asses. Y'all sat on your, you sat on your fucking asses, dude, do shit.

• 1:19:51Mark Gagnon?

  We got the ceasefire, we was just out there.

• 1:19:53Speaker 03

  I know, I know.

• 1:19:54Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, come on.

• 1:19:55Speaker 03

  I know, this motherfucking killing dog, yeah, he got a ceasefire. Leave Hassan alone. He's a nice guy. He's a good guy. Handsome. Handsome. Okay? Dog was acting up. I saw that dog acting up, sympathizing with those right-wing podcasters.

• 1:20:12Mark Gagnon?

  He's got a right-wing dog, bro.

• 1:20:13Speaker 03

  You know, he's a fucking right-wing dog.

• 1:20:15Mark Gagnon?

  He's a neo, neo Lacan or whatever, bro.

• 1:20:18Speaker 03

  Wait, is this him explaining? Aw, man, Mark, what the hell just happened right there? What happened? Seven-six, right there, dude. That was some seven-six. You need to be more six, seven, dude. You are seven-sixing right now.

• 1:20:31Mark Gagnon?

  Dude, that's facts, I gotta be like, screw this.

• 1:20:32Speaker 03

  Was this him explaining the shock collar?

• 1:20:36Speaker 03

  Why don't we believe, everybody's saying, oh, he took off the zap part. You don't think that they sell a zapless dog collar? A zapless dog collar? Yeah, I know they do! It's called a dog collar. What? A zapless dog collar is a dog collar. No, it's got a little vibration, put that on your little dog clip and have a good night.

• 1:20:58Mark Gagnon?

  Is it the rectal shock collar?

• 1:20:59Speaker 03

  Yeah. You can't have a good night. Y'all never did that, you never put a vibrator on your dog's clip? Yo, get your dog excited. Exactly. You never tried to reward, all you're doing is punishing. Dogs work with reward, give it a treat.

• 1:21:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. Six-seven, that's six-seven right there. Dog clip collar?

• 1:21:21Mark Gagnon?

  I don't like it.

• 1:21:22Speaker 03

  Oh, my god. The dog clip collar is definitely six-seven.

• 1:21:25Mark Gagnon?

  The dogs are innocent, man.

• 1:21:26Speaker 03

  Seventeen, thirty-eight.

• 1:21:29Speaker 03

  This is pin code.

• 1:21:30Mark Gagnon?

  This is zip code, you idiot.

• 1:21:32Speaker 03

  Seventeen thirty-eight. This is pin code. Ah, this is pin code.

• 1:21:36Mark Gagnon?

  This is lunch code.

• 1:21:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, what is it? Ah, this is pin code, seventeen thirty-eight.

• 1:21:39Speaker 05

  Oh, man.

• 1:21:40Speaker 03

  Those are the only numbers you can see with one eye.

• 1:21:45Speaker 04

  Oh, my god.

• 1:21:48Speaker 03

  Is that that? Well, we also don't know if dogs feel that.

• 1:21:51Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, that's a good point.

• 1:21:51Speaker 03

  Lots of people don't know for a fact dogs feel electricity.

• 1:21:54Speaker 04

  Then how does it work?

• 1:21:55Speaker 03

  It doesn't.

• 1:21:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, Sabi's still misbehaving.

• 1:21:58Speaker 03

  Sabi's still misbehaving. I try to hook Sabi up to our electrical outlet sometimes. I put a little dog treat in the electrical outlets. I just put peanut butter all over the electrical outlets. Every time she misbehaves, like, oh, there's some peanut butter snacks over there. She gonna learn her lesson. Do you know what I mean? If that doesn't work, I put peanut butter on my ass.

• 1:22:18Mark Gagnon?

  It's like a battery.

• 1:22:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:22:21Speaker 04

  He has so much hair on that ass. Oh, my god.

• 1:22:23Speaker 03

  It's a pain in the ass to get out, dude.

• 1:22:24Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, dude, I bet. Only a dog can do that.

• 1:22:27Speaker 03

  Only a dog can do that, child. It's true. With their spiky tongues.

• 1:22:32Mark Gagnon?

  You ever, you ever white boy fun yourself?

• 1:22:33Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:22:34Mark Gagnon?

  Wait a minute. You ever white boy fun yourself where you put it on your neck and you shock yourself?

• 1:22:38Speaker 05

  Didn't we do that for an episode or some shit?

• 1:22:40Speaker 03

  Oh, so we out here, electric shocking minorities.

• 1:22:46Mark Gagnon?

  I was here.

• 1:22:47Speaker 05

  Didn't we try to do that?

• 1:22:49Mark Gagnon?

  No. I was with my boys when we were young. You, the fence line was there and you just put it on and run.

• 1:22:56Mark Gagnon?

  See how far you could get before you started running back? You go put a flag and you try to beat your other partner.

• 1:23:02Speaker 03

  See, and he's fine?

• 1:23:04Speaker 04

  That's awesome.

• 1:23:05Speaker 03

  Leave Hassan alone, bro.

• 1:23:06Speaker 04

  How's it feel? What's it feel like?

• 1:23:07Mark Gagnon?

  That shit, you turn around real fast. He's going until you're back over there. Yeah, until you're back over there.

• 1:23:13Speaker 03

  Yo, leave Hassan alone, my motherfucker. He got a ceasefire now.

• 1:23:16Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:23:17Speaker 03

  Okay?

• 1:23:17Speaker 04

  He likes us. That's important.

• 1:23:20Speaker 05

  That's also important.

• 1:23:21Speaker 04

  That's really all I care about.

• 1:23:22Speaker 03

  Exactly. His dog is happy. His dog is fed. Does his dog not feed?

• 1:23:27Speaker 04

  It looks beautiful.

• 1:23:28Speaker 03

  Dog got to smell the seed after Elon's daughter put that dussy on it?

• 1:23:34Speaker 04

  Nah, he got shocked when I got to the chair.

• 1:23:36Speaker 03

  But she put that dussy on it.

• 1:23:38Speaker 04

  Maybe that's why he's going back.

• 1:23:41Speaker 04

  Let me get another sniff.

• 1:23:43Speaker 03

  She had, he had Elon's daughter just, just dropping that dussy all over his seat on the stream, bro.

• 1:23:52Speaker 03

  You don't want to smell that a little bit? Elon's daughter.

• 1:23:56Speaker 05

  Can we pull up Elon's daughter? I never seen it.

• 1:23:58Speaker 03

  Dripping all over the stream, see? Come on, Akash.

• 1:24:02Speaker 04

  Wait, is this the... Which daughter is this?

• 1:24:04Speaker 03

  The hot one.

• 1:24:05Speaker 04

  Not the son that transitioned?

• 1:24:06Speaker 03

  The... yeah, the daughter. The daughter. It's a daughter. That's why she got the dussy.

• 1:24:10Speaker 04

  Okay, I got you now. All right, now I'm with you. Okay.

• 1:24:14Speaker 03

  Oh! Get it. Get it. Look at that dussy. Oh, yeah. Does he dance? Does he dance? Does he dance? Does he dance?

• 1:24:22Speaker 03

  That was 6'7".

• 1:24:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was 6'7" for sure. Where's the dog right now, though?

• 1:24:27Speaker 03

  Probably a hyperbaric chamber.

• 1:24:31Speaker 03

  We don't want that dog to age one single day.

• 1:24:35Speaker 04

  So she got some long arms. She could probably play small forward for any WNBA team.

• 1:24:38Speaker 03

  Small forward?

• 1:24:40Speaker 04

  That wingspan, dog?

• 1:24:41Speaker 03

  Small forward?

• 1:24:46Speaker 05

  Wood?

• 1:24:48Speaker 03

  Oh! Oh!

• 1:24:52Speaker 05

  You saw that, right?

• 1:24:53Speaker 03

  I saw that!

• 1:24:54Speaker 05

  Got the dogs out there. Shock them, bro. Shock them up.

• 1:25:00Speaker 03

  Yo, that's the thing. We can't... We can't have the same expectations for, like, normal human beings as for Turkish people.

• 1:25:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:25:10Speaker 03

  They're the last ones to convert into humans.

• 1:25:17Speaker 03

  Do you know what I mean? Like, if you look at the evolutionary chart, like, there's... The one right before humans is Turkish.

• 1:25:23Speaker 05

  It's Ice Cream Man. Super tricky. He's so tricky, bro.

• 1:25:28Speaker 03

  Yes, dude.

• 1:25:29Speaker 05

  When he was trying to get the puppy, the guy was like, "Whoop", and then he wouldn't give him the puppy.

• 1:25:32Speaker 03

  Wouldn't give him the puppy.

• 1:25:33Speaker 05

  At all.

• 1:25:34Speaker 04

  That's what's doing with the puppy's freedom. Hey, Dobby, thank you.

• 1:25:37Speaker 03

  Look, there's a Turk, right? That's a Turk. That's what Turkish people are.

• 1:25:42Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 1:25:43Speaker 03

  Tell me that they're not.

• 1:25:44Speaker 04

  That's not FA?

• 1:25:45Speaker 03

  Exactly. They're one right before humans. And some of them are, like, human enough that we just go, "All right, fine". But that is... That is them. So you can't put these standards on them that are unfair.

• 1:25:56Speaker 05

  They're doing their best, bro. Yo, FA gonna fuck you up, bro.

• 1:25:59Speaker 03

  I love FA.

• 1:26:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, FA gonna fuck you up.

• 1:26:01Speaker 03

  FA's one more to the left.

• 1:26:04Speaker 05

  FA might throw a spear through your head.

• 1:26:08Speaker 05

  You gotta watch out, dude.

• 1:26:10Speaker 03

  F A just got thumbs.

• 1:26:11Speaker 05

  Got fired recently.

• 1:26:12Speaker 03

  He's the first person in his family line to have a thumb.

• 1:26:18Speaker 03

  Did you know that? It made history. When he came out and he had a thumb, it was a celebration in his village. Literally, the whole community came out of the trees.

• 1:26:31Speaker 05

  Just like.

• 1:26:36Speaker 03

  Free your son!

• 1:26:37Speaker 05

  He just got electricity, just a discovery, decided.

• 1:26:40Speaker 03

  And they need to put it on everything.

• 1:26:42Speaker 05

  That's not a dog, that's just a Turkish person.

• 1:26:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's not actually a dog. Y'all thought this was a dog the whole time. There's an ice cream man in that outfit every single day. It's an ice cream man in the outfit, it's not a real dog! Leave him alone!

• 1:26:57Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 1:26:59Speaker 03

  I'm sick and tired of it. Sick seven!

• 1:27:02Speaker 05

  You're sick and seven of it.

• 1:27:03Speaker 03

  I'm sick and seven about it.

• 1:27:07Speaker 05

  Are we gonna be able to go to Istanbul for the comedy festival?

• 1:27:09Speaker 03

  We need to.

• 1:27:10Speaker 05

  We need to pull up.

• 1:27:11Speaker 03

  We need to go to. I saw a funny flyer, somebody, aw man, my bad, forgetting who made this, but somebody made a flyer about comedians performing at the El Salvador Comedy Festival, like, inside the C-Cot. Those prison facilities that they put all the gang members in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For life, but it's funny.

• 1:27:27Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:27:28Speaker 03

  Anyway, credit to you, whoever you were, did that, my bad, I forgot. But, uh, but yeah, man, not everybody's a human.

• 1:27:36Speaker 03

  What else we got, boys? Come on, we having fun.

• 1:27:41Speaker 05

  Yo, you wanna do this civil war thing?

• 1:27:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:43Speaker 04

  What's happening?

• 1:27:44Speaker 05

  This is going viral on TikTok a little bit. Alright, let's say there's a civil war, it breaks out in America.

• 1:27:48Speaker 03

  See?

• 1:27:49Speaker 05

  This is how the countries are split up.

• 1:27:51Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:27:51Speaker 05

  Which side are you pulling for to win the civil war?

• 1:27:55Speaker 04

  F. You're not even a question.

• 1:27:57Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm gonna be honest with y'all. F is the only one that.

• 1:28:05Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, ready? Here's, this is very important strategy right now. If California, in its entirety, was in H, they have a chance. They're missing San Diego. San Diego is Fort Pembleton. Oh. That's the marine base. Hmm. So California without that, you're dead. You, you know what I mean? You're picking berries or whatever. You're an avocado farmer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's the biggest port.

• 1:28:32Mark Gagnon?

  But isn't that the most dense population though?

• 1:28:35Speaker 03

  Where?

• 1:28:35Speaker 05

  It's the most people.

• 1:28:36Mark Gagnon?

  The most people.

• 1:28:37Speaker 03

  Where's H?

• 1:28:38Speaker 05

  Colorado, Utah.

• 1:28:39Speaker 03

  They got, they got people.

• 1:28:40Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:41Speaker 03

  They got people, but they don't got, they can't bang out.

• 1:28:43Mark Gagnon?

  Hmm.

• 1:28:44Speaker 05

  Nevada's got all the air force, all the bases. They got Area 51.

• 1:28:50Speaker 03

  But that's for aliens.

• 1:28:52Speaker 05

  They got them, or they got the aliens.

• 1:28:53Speaker 04

  F got Fort Hood, Fort Colleen, mad guns.

• 1:28:58Speaker 03

  But I, put Texas against any other country in the world and it wins.

• 1:29:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, outside of America.

• 1:29:03Speaker 05

  But you gotta think, they also got Hawaii.

• 1:29:04Speaker 03

  Texas versus France, who wins?

• 1:29:06Speaker 04

  Oh, we fucked them up, dog. We fucked them up.

• 1:29:08Speaker 03

  Texas, what?

• 1:29:09Speaker 05

  They don't have F-15s. France has fighter jets.

• 1:29:11Speaker 03

  Who doesn't have F-15s?

• 1:29:12Speaker 04

  Lockheed Martin in Texas.

• 1:29:14Speaker 03

  They have every single military group.

• 1:29:16Speaker 05

  They got the engineers over there, bro.

• 1:29:17Speaker 03

  No, they have the bases.

• 1:29:19Speaker 05

  We gotta pull up.

• 1:29:20Speaker 04

  Fort Colleen, Fort Hood, it's a wrap, it's a wrap.

• 1:29:22Speaker 03

  They also have their own electrical grid, which fails a lot, but it is their own.

• 1:29:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, that should be failing.

• 1:29:26Speaker 03

  But it is their own. California has the most military bases in the US. Yeah, but take away Pembleton, the one that matters. Not the fucking sea.

• 1:29:35Speaker 03

  What do they, what is the ocean?

• 1:29:37Speaker 05

  The Navy?

• 1:29:38Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 1:29:38Speaker 05

  Coast Guard.

• 1:29:39Speaker 03

  Coast Guard.

• 1:29:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're guarding the coast.

• 1:29:41Speaker 04

  Texas got 14 bases and the people are about that action. They got guns, they've been planning for this, they've been waiting for this. And we got, the only other place that got Mexicans like us is H.

• 1:29:51Speaker 03

  Go back to the map. F.

• 1:29:52Speaker 05

  But they gotta deal with the Hawaiians. The Hawaiians are gonna be there fucking it up.

• 1:29:56Speaker 03

  The Hawaiians? Yeah. It's C, it's C, it's C.

• 1:30:00Mark Gagnon?

  Why?

• 1:30:00Speaker 03

  F got Hawaiians too.

• 1:30:02Speaker 05

  That's my point, bro. The Hawaiians, you gotta, you gotta coordinate with the Hawaiians.

• 1:30:05Speaker 04

  You think C wins?

• 1:30:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:07Mark Gagnon?

  Why?

• 1:30:07Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:30:08Speaker 04

  Why? Chicago?

• 1:30:09Speaker 03

  Population density. It doesn't have Chicago, if it has Chicago, it's even better. They're missing Chicago.

• 1:30:13Speaker 05

  No, we got O Block.

• 1:30:14Speaker 03

  Well, hold on. There is a military base in North Carolina. Also, all of Quantico and everything in DC, Virginia, all that shit's in the middle.

• 1:30:23Speaker 03

  You can grow crops. I'm not even gonna let you do it.

• 1:30:27Speaker 03

  You got population density. I did that, dude. You said Quantico, and they're telling you. But no, he actually might be right, because North Carolina, I believe, has a major, uh, base. That's where everybody goes to basic training now. You think, I'm not even thinking base, I'm thinking like, you have the deepest ports, you have three or four ports. You need bases, bro. This is gonna be fought in the, in the skies. Fucking sunsy. How you think, how you think we're gonna win this war by electrocuting all the felines?

• 1:30:54Speaker 05

  Texas has the power grid.

• 1:30:55Speaker 03

  It has a power grid. It has the military. C also has all of the military schools. What are you learning at shit? How to be a soldier. What the fuck? No, you don't. You gotta learn how to subjugate Arabs.

• 1:31:10Speaker 03

  Bro, I'm telling you, it's C. You got population density.

• 1:31:13Speaker 05

  Son, it's F. What are we talking about?

• 1:31:15Speaker 03

  I've probably got it, bro.

• 1:31:16Speaker 05

  It's F.

• 1:31:17Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna lie, D might got some shit.

• 1:31:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, you got all Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, half of Kentucky, and then Florida, you got mad Navy bases up there?

• 1:31:25Speaker 03

  D might got some shit.

• 1:31:26Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:31:27Speaker 03

  It ain't F.

• 1:31:29Speaker 05

  I don't know about F.

• 1:31:30Speaker 03

  I can't believe they're trying to cancel Hassan for mutilating a dog.

• 1:31:37Speaker 03

  Free Hassan, bro.

• 1:31:39Speaker 05

  I like him.

• 1:31:40Speaker 03

  I like him too. I'm obviously kidding. If, if, yeah, if I didn't like him, shit.

• 1:31:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, it'd be over for him, dude.

• 1:31:47Speaker 03

  Seven six on that face, on his fucking grave. Seven six on his grave, huh? I was seven six that fucking grave.

• 1:31:55Speaker 05

  I'm really gonna kill some shit before it even gets started.

• 1:31:57Speaker 03

  That's what we do now. Once I turn 40, I'm killing all friends. Y'all youngins not gonna have anything fun and cool.

• 1:32:03Speaker 05

  No slang.

• 1:32:04Speaker 03

  I'm gonna find it, and I'm gonna squash it out. I'm dressed like y'all, and I'm gonna make you feel uncool about it.

• 1:32:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:32:12Speaker 03

  I'm on dad mode right now. Uncle Shoxi. What 1738 we might need to bring back.

• 1:32:18Speaker 05

  That was fire.

• 1:32:19Speaker 03

  You gotta yell that when you nut.

• 1:32:24Speaker 03

  Yo, what's up with Fedewop? He just got out, right? Is he still locked up? He got like five years for tax evasion.

• 1:32:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think he's locked up still.

• 1:32:32Speaker 03

  Do you just take the time? Like, if you owe 20 million, do you just take the time?

• 1:32:36Mark Gagnon?

  Not that you still have to pay it.

• 1:32:37Speaker 04

  Get out of here.

• 1:32:38Mark Gagnon?

  I think so.

• 1:32:38Speaker 03

  That's not fair.

• 1:32:39Speaker 04

  That's, yeah.

• 1:32:40Speaker 03

  The punishment is for the crime. You shouldn't have to still pay for the crime after the punishment.

• 1:32:44Mark Gagnon?

  Joey, look that up. I'm pretty sure you still gotta pay. Or they make like an arrangement where you pay a little bit less.

• 1:32:48Speaker 04

  Oh, drug charges. Drug charges, though.

• 1:32:52Speaker 05

  Are you his PR agent?

• 1:32:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, he was like tax fraud or something like that.

• 1:32:58Speaker 03

  Oopsie daisy on my part, bro. Oh, man, the drug stuff. You had so much money, why are you selling drugs?

• 1:33:05Speaker 04

  It's crazy, right? But I don't know how much he made. He was hot for that one summer. He ran the summer.

• 1:33:09Speaker 05

  Oh, my god. But he had like four back to back to back.

• 1:33:12Speaker 04

  What a fucking time to be alive.

• 1:33:13Mark Gagnon?

  That was a great year.

• 1:33:15Speaker 04

  That was the last year I really like understood what was happening in music.

• 1:33:18Speaker 05

  God damn.

• 1:33:19Speaker 04

  After that, it was just like, you know, I knew I got old. I said to my cousin, I was like, I just don't get Future. And I was like, oh, it's over.

• 1:33:25Speaker 03

  Future's fire.

• 1:33:26Speaker 04

  The oldest shit I've ever said in my life. No, he is. I just, I didn't get it. And I was like, well, it's over.

• 1:33:31Speaker 03

  That's fair.

• 1:33:31Speaker 04

  It's over.

• 1:33:32Speaker 03

  That's fair. What's up with Drake's new shit? Is he dropping?

• 1:33:35Speaker 04

  Is he dropping?

• 1:33:36Mark Gagnon?

  I mean.

• 1:33:37Speaker 05

  The lawsuit got dropped.

• 1:33:38Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:38Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:39Speaker 03

  Oh, that's right.

• 1:33:40Speaker 04

  His lawsuit got dismissed.

• 1:33:41Speaker 03

  So what does that mean?

• 1:33:42Speaker 04

  Motherfucker lost every way you could lose.

• 1:33:44Speaker 03

  Golly.

• 1:33:45Speaker 04

  Golly, that's, that's what he said.

• 1:33:47Speaker 03

  But here's the thing, they proved that it's bots, though.

• 1:33:50Speaker 04

  It's all bots.

• 1:33:51Speaker 03

  But isn't that what he's a legend?

• 1:33:53Speaker 04

  No, he was saying that the certified pedophile, all that shit was like unfair to say and it harmed me. It was like, but the judge was like, you literally said in your song, you talk about this. It was in Joe Biden.

• 1:34:06Speaker 03

  I thought that wasn't the, the allegation. I thought that it was the record company was using that and promoting that song to defame him so that they could negotiate a more favorable deal for themselves. So they use marketing tactics, payola, bots, third-party promotion, which we know to be true. I think Kendrick lost like a billion streams when Spotify did their. Spotify did their like revamp.

• 1:34:33Speaker 04

  I think he's still doing well. I think even after he's still like, the song is still top 30, I think.

• 1:34:37Speaker 03

  No, I'm sure, but like still like a billion is not like a little amount, a billion streams is huge.

• 1:34:42Speaker 04

  I think, I don't know if the legal case was this, but it's like Drake also benefited from those bots. So I think, what was the judge's, can we look up why the judge dismissed it?

• 1:34:52Mark Gagnon?

  And I think there was something else about the fact that they put the picture of his house and he's like, oh, you're putting me in danger or some shit like that. And then they threw that out as well.

• 1:35:01Speaker 03

  But didn't he also post a picture of his house?

• 1:35:02Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, cuz that's why the judge threw it out. It's like, your house is Googleable.

• 1:35:07Speaker 03

  I don't know, man. This is not like, I didn't think the lawsuit was a good look, bro.

• 1:35:11Speaker 04

  It was a horrible look. In what world was it a good look?

• 1:35:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:15Speaker 05

  They said in a heated rap battle full of exaggeration, that he means that a reasonable listener would view the lyrics as opinion slash hyperbole, not literal fact. That's what I viewed it.

• 1:35:25Speaker 04

  How the judge know more about rap than Drake? Isn't that crazy? And Judge is like, hey, this is what a rap battle is, dude.

• 1:35:32Speaker 03

  Who's this judge? We need to look up this judge.

• 1:35:34Speaker 04

  No, fire. Also, you said in the song before that that Kendrick beat up his girl. That's a pretty crazy claim.

• 1:35:39Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:40Speaker 04

  So for all claims are false, you kicked it off, then Kendrick says some crazy shit about you. But you kicked it off and the song before that, you were like, talk about how I like young girls. And then he talked about how you like young girls.

• 1:35:50Speaker 03

  But it's more believable that Drake could have sex with an underage girl than Kendrick could beat up a human.

• 1:35:55Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, no. Oh, no.

• 1:35:59Speaker 03

  No!

• 1:36:01Speaker 03

  Just no, alright?

• 1:36:03Speaker 04

  We did, we just got out of it.

• 1:36:05Speaker 05

  Seven six and right out.

• 1:36:06Speaker 04

  Seven six, seven six!

• 1:36:08Speaker 03

  Seven! Six!

• 1:36:10Speaker 05

  Get the shot call, get the shot call. Get Zack!

• 1:36:14Speaker 04

  Or in Kendrick's case. Zack, that dog. Seven six, or in Kendrick's case, five six.

• 1:36:20Speaker 03

  You're being generous. Alright.

• 1:36:23Speaker 05

  But I don't know if this is the whole lawsuit, because I thought there was also like the bots thing and then the defamation thing was separate.

• 1:36:29Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 1:36:29Speaker 05

  So I'm not positive.

• 1:36:30Speaker 04

  So even the bots thing, what are you suing for? Everybody, you used bots!

• 1:36:35Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, stupid.

• 1:36:36Speaker 04

  So what are you saying? Y'all used them more?

• 1:36:37Speaker 03

  But way less, but way less.

• 1:36:39Speaker 04

  So if we do a bank robbery together and you walk out with more money, I'm gonna be like, hey, arrest that guy.

• 1:36:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:36:44Speaker 04

  He got more money than I did.

• 1:36:46Speaker 05

  You should get longer, you should get longer in jail.

• 1:36:48Speaker 03

  You should get longer in jail if you stole more.

• 1:36:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:36:52Speaker 04

  But just what a stupid fucking lawsuit.

• 1:36:54Speaker 05

  I think that's a good point.

• 1:36:55Speaker 03

  Think it through, dude. That is a good point, though. If you stole more money, you should get more. If I stole like a hundred dollars, you should get way more.

• 1:37:03Speaker 04

  No, you're a fucking idiot. That's the problem.

• 1:37:05Speaker 03

  That's a good point, too.

• 1:37:05Speaker 04

  You broke the law too, you just did it like a fucking idiot.

• 1:37:07Speaker 03

  Damn, bro, that was harsh to say.

• 1:37:09Speaker 04

  I know, it is harsh, I gotta be harsh.

• 1:37:10Speaker 03

  More personal, that's more personal. But you're right, you're right.

• 1:37:13Speaker 05

  You also thought if Feddy Rob gave back the money, he wouldn't go to jail.

• 1:37:17Speaker 03

  I thought that. I thought it was like, alright, you got me.

• 1:37:20Speaker 04

  No, no, I get that. No, if you go to jail for tax evasion, you shouldn't still owe the taxes.

• 1:37:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, I looked up.

• 1:37:25Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 1:37:26Speaker 04

  You gotta pay.

• 1:37:26Speaker 05

  If you rob a bank and they're like, give us the money back, and then you're like, alright, so we're good?

• 1:37:32Speaker 03

  That's how it worked in Saudi Arabia.

• 1:37:35Speaker 03

  It did, like, when the MBS guy put all the family and all the rich people in the, in the hotel.

• 1:37:40Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:37:41Speaker 03

  He put them all in the Saint Regis, was it Saint Regis or the Ritz? Put them all in the Ritz, and he said, he said, yo, we looked at the books, y'all are stealing, you give it back, you go home, no big deal. The people who gave it back went home. People who didn't give it back, they still on a nice little all-inclusive right now.

• 1:37:58Speaker 03

  But that's, that, that should be, it should be like, yo, IRS, it's up to you to catch me, and if you don't catch me, then I'm good.

• 1:38:04Speaker 04

  We did drive by the Ritz and I was like, this is beautiful, why aren't we staying there?

• 1:38:07Speaker 03

  It was busy. It turned out full occupancy. Towal mania five.

• 1:38:15Speaker 04

  Oh, man. So I've been laughing at Miles's line for fucking six days.

• 1:38:19Speaker 03

  I don't wanna know what I said.

• 1:38:20Speaker 04

  Oh, man. So when we get to the check-in or whatever in Saudi Arabia, we land, we lose a guy. Tom, who is dressed bleach blonde hair, he's wearing fucking leopard print shoes. I'm like, this guy's being real bold coming to Saudi Arabia. And then we don't see him for like an hour. And for whatever reason, they can't find our suitcases. So after hours, I go, uh, have they found our suitcases yet? And Miles goes, yeah, they're shoving Tom into one.

• 1:38:46Speaker 03

  My bad, Tom.

• 1:38:47Mark Gagnon?

  I was a beggar.

• 1:38:48Speaker 04

  That shit, I've been laughing at that for six days straight. Oh, my God. Best line of the trip.

• 1:38:55Speaker 03

  You should've said that shit on stage, you coward.

• 1:38:59Speaker 03

  Y'all wouldn't let me on stage.

• 1:39:01Speaker 05

  Miles was gaslighting the shit out of Alex. It was very funny.

• 1:39:03Speaker 03

  What did I do now? I don't remember anything.

• 1:39:05Speaker 05

  Cause Alex was like.

• 1:39:06Speaker 03

  I forgot Miles' game. I was fucking, yeah, I'm fucking, thank you, bless.

• 1:39:10Speaker 05

  Alex was like, how come they use the watermelon for like the Palestinian resistance? Like, why do all like the pro-Palestine people use the watermelon? And Akash was like, yeah, I think it's similar to the flag. And they were like banning the flag. And Miles was like, nah, man, it's one of their biggest exports. And we're like, really? He was like, yeah, the fact that they export a lot of watermelon, that's why the Middle Eastern people, you know, they use the watermelon in all their.

• 1:39:30Speaker 04

  They do give you hella watermelon juice all over the Middle East, it seems like.

• 1:39:33Speaker 03

  I don't think Palestine can export anything. Not, I didn't mean to.

• 1:39:40Speaker 03

  I didn't mean to. I thought that's one of the biggest issues out there.

• 1:39:44Speaker 04

  My man talking like a son got a dog.

• 1:39:48Speaker 03

  I didn't mean to say it was a no. I'm sorry if I like fully.

• 1:39:51Speaker 05

  I don't, I don't accept your apology. You were gaslighting all of us.

• 1:39:53Speaker 03

  I didn't mean to gaslight you.

• 1:39:54Speaker 04

  We all believed you.

• 1:39:55Speaker 03

  No, it is a color thing, but it also is, I think like, I watched a TikTok on this. It's just the flag, bro. It's the flag. No, no, I watched a TikTok on this. A Hishabi woman explained it, that the prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him. Yeah. Uh, ate watermelon. Good boy. Thank you.

• 1:40:10Speaker 04

  Hey, we back. You don't gotta say that shit no more.

• 1:40:13Speaker 03

  Nah, fuck that. The prophet Mo. He ate watermelon, like to.

• 1:40:18Speaker 04

  Cool off in the heat. So it's a, it's a common thing there. They do water, they have a ton of watermelon tradition.

• 1:40:24Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know. I don't even like Miles saying watermelon.

• 1:40:27Speaker 03

  It does sound like there's some ER on it.

• 1:40:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, right?

• 1:40:31Speaker 03

  It does sound like there's some ER on it.

• 1:40:33Speaker 04

  Prophet Muhammad is reported to have eaten watermelon. Yo, did you guys see?

• 1:40:36Mark Gagnon?

  Say the thing.

• 1:40:36Speaker 03

  Did you guys see that clip of, of David Cross, uh, Virgil Single David Cross saying the N-word on the pile with Norman? And then Norm is like, are you gonna cut that? And he's like, no, it is the AH. You can say it. And Norm's like, I don't know if people feel comfortable like that. And then he goes, no, you can. You can say it with AH.

• 1:40:55Speaker 04

  He's never talked to a black person.

• 1:40:57Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 1:40:59Speaker 04

  Fucking David Cross, dude. I remember somebody telling me.

• 1:41:01Speaker 03

  You gotta get this clip up. It's so good. And Norman's looking out for him. And I was like, I don't know if you want that out there for you. And he goes, no, if other people say it, you can say it quoting, I don't believe, I don't believe that.

• 1:41:12Speaker 04

  Okay. Oh my God. Good luck, David Cross. When that black guy shows up to your show one day.

• 1:41:18Speaker 03

  One day.

• 1:41:18Speaker 04

  You're gonna have to deal, you're gonna have to answer for that.

• 1:41:20Speaker 03

  One day W. Kamau Bell will show up.

• 1:41:23Speaker 03

  One day.

• 1:41:24Speaker 04

  Are there white women there for him?

• 1:41:25Speaker 03

  Oh, you're right. My bad. All the hip hop guys were getting their, they would go visit this like old southern racist guy and his porch. Think this is a sketch. You know, Georgia or wherever. And it was basically, he would take, you know, their lyrics and he's like, oh, niggas ain't shit, but da, da, da, you know, whatever it is. And then they would all sit there and listen and write it down and then he'd go.

• 1:41:51Speaker 05

  Oh, that's hilarious.

• 1:41:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:53Speaker 05

  It was a great sketch. It was a good, it was a good idea. You, you gonna bleep that N-word or what?

• 1:41:57Speaker 03

  No, because it's the A. It's the AH.

• 1:42:01Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:42:03Speaker 03

  Also, H.

• 1:42:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, AH. Okay. It's your show. See, it's me.

• 1:42:09Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:42:09Speaker 05

  I didn't even know there was an H.

• 1:42:10Speaker 04

  That's crazy. Also, that sketch is wildly condescending toward black people in hip hop.

• 1:42:15Speaker 03

  I don't know the whole sketch, so I can't say. But he was describing a sketch. She wasn't saying like, oh, this is what we say. Just for context.

• 1:42:22Speaker 04

  Also, hip hop guys, you could just call them rappers, you white fuck.

• 1:42:27Speaker 03

  He doesn't know.

• 1:42:28Speaker 04

  Who's your favorite indie pop guy?

• 1:42:29Speaker 03

  He doesn't know black people. Okay? You have to forgive them.

• 1:42:34Speaker 04

  What a fucking dweeb.

• 1:42:36Speaker 03

  They don't know. They don't know.

• 1:42:39Mark Gagnon?

  Is he black?

• 1:42:40Speaker 05

  Who David Cross?

• 1:42:41Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:42:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:42:42Mark Gagnon?

  He got a black beard.

• 1:42:44Speaker 03

  He does, he got a little Philly in him.

• 1:42:45Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, that's what I'm like, maybe?

• 1:42:46Speaker 05

  He might have passed.

• 1:42:48Speaker 04

  Hey, we got a lot of comedy fans in this room. What's your favorite David Cross bit? Oh, there we go.

• 1:42:54Mark Gagnon?

  You out for blood?

• 1:42:55Speaker 03

  This motherfucker is.

• 1:42:57Speaker 04

  I'm out of blood, I'm going to Saudi Arabia, I'm all about it now.

• 1:43:02Speaker 03

  Everybody's getting it. All the journalists.

• 1:43:05Speaker 05

  Arrested Development was good.

• 1:43:06Speaker 04

  He's a great actor. He's hilarious.

• 1:43:08Speaker 05

  Arrested Development was good.

• 1:43:08Speaker 04

  Sketches, acting, great. Stand-up, I can't think of a single bit.

• 1:43:12Speaker 03

  I like the hamster movies.

• 1:43:14Speaker 04

  Hamster movies, the chipmunks, the chipmunks?

• 1:43:15Speaker 03

  Chipmunks, yeah.

• 1:43:16Speaker 04

  He's great, dude. Anytime he's not being himself, he's awesome.

• 1:43:20Speaker 03

  None of these motherfuckers that talk about comedy are funny. Like, that's the number one, like, if people know you for your opinions about comedy and not your jokes, you're probably not funny. Simple as that. It's like, that's the sad thing, like, even Jezelnik now, it's like, the only time you ever see anything about Jezelnik, he's like whining about comedy.

• 1:43:38Speaker 04

  I've never heard him say a positive thing about another comic that's not himself.

• 1:43:41Speaker 03

  Of course, but like, that's the only thing he can get attention for. It's gotta break his fucking heart. Like, he used to be a big comic, that like, people would like his jokes.

• 1:43:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:43:49Speaker 03

  And, I mean, if that's, if you're into that kind of...

• 1:43:53Speaker 04

  No, but it's so brilliant, because, like, no matter what the joke is, you're like, where's this going? Oh, a baby died.

• 1:43:58Speaker 03

  No, the baby gets AIDS.

• 1:43:59Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, yeah.

• 1:44:01Speaker 03

  Let me guess, Anthony, does the baby get AIDS?

• 1:44:04Speaker 04

  25 years of that? Wow, I didn't see it coming.

• 1:44:06Speaker 03

  I can't, I can't believe.

• 1:44:07Speaker 04

  I didn't see it coming!

• 1:44:08Speaker 03

  I can't believe his career isn't where it was.

• 1:44:10Speaker 04

  What a beautiful misdirect, the baby got AIDS. Did the baby get AIDS again, Anthony? That's brilliant, that's art.

• 1:44:16Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 1:44:17Speaker 04

  Come on, Shannon, come on. That's art.

• 1:44:19Speaker 03

  Maybe it doesn't work.

• 1:44:20Speaker 04

  That's art, that's art.

• 1:44:22Speaker 05

  We've cured AIDS.

• 1:44:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:44:24Speaker 03

  We need a disease that Anthony can use for his 20-minute...

• 1:44:27Speaker 04

  Oh my god, dude.

• 1:44:30Mark Gagnon?

  All we missing is the cognac, innit?

• 1:44:33Speaker 04

  I don't give a fuck. I'm tired of these liberal fucking white folks telling me shit. I'm done. I'm done. You're not doing it. Y'all don't do shit for anybody. Don't fucking judge me. I'm done. I ain't shitting. You ain't either.

• 1:44:44Speaker 03

  I'm tired of Akash.

• 1:44:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you at least got Brown fans, so I can't even hate on you.

• 1:44:49Speaker 03

  Fuck.

• 1:44:50Speaker 04

  You got it. You got it. You go over there.

• 1:44:53Speaker 03

  No, I love you, dogs. Love you, buddy. We in this. All right, what else we got? Anything else?

• 1:44:58Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, good job fixing the Middle East.

• 1:45:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, we did fix the Middle East, man.

• 1:45:01Mark Gagnon?

  Good job. Gang.

• 1:45:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, we did it.

• 1:45:03Mark Gagnon?

  Gang, gang.

• 1:45:04Speaker 03

  But we do.

• 1:45:04Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. Well, my gang, gang.

• 1:45:07Speaker 03

  Six, seven, y'all.

• 1:45:10Speaker 03

  Flagrant out.

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