Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Keep it Out of My Nose About this episode This week on Ask, Tell, Confess, the girls dive into listener confessions and tales that involve wild lightning storms, an unexpected bedroom surprise that went right up the nose, and a butt plug rescue mission that almost ended in the ER. Plus, they chat about the Ruby Franke doc and why family vloggers always seem to have a secret darkness behind the scenes.
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2:19 Bunnie XO? Ready? Here we go.
2:24 Speaker 03 Welcome to Other Ask Tell Confess.
2:32 Bunnie XO? Ow, God.
2:33 Speaker 04 That was a lot.
2:35 Bunnie XO? That hurt. How did I used to talk like that as a child?
2:39 Speaker 04 That's how you talk.
2:40 Bunnie XO? Oh, I did it all the time. My dad used to get so mad at me, he'd be like, stop it. You sound like a demon. I'd be like.
2:46 Speaker 04 It's like house bunny.
2:50 Bunnie XO? God.
2:53 Bunnie XO? Okay, how's everybody doing today? You're doing.
2:55 Speaker 05 Doing good.
2:57 Speaker 04 Sorry, just going, just going crazy over here.
2:59 Bunnie XO? Okay. Got you. Remind me to never do that again. All right, well, you guys, listen, I just want to say that everybody on Patreon has been fucking delivering.
3:08 Speaker 04 Delivering.
3:09 Bunnie XO? Delivering.
3:10 Speaker 05 Titles. The titles are insane, too.
3:13 Bunnie XO? Yeah, delivering on the stuff. And listen, I got a couple of haters that left some, some reviews on my Apple frickin' podcast reviews, talking shit about the Ask Tell Confesses. They're like, all you guys talk about is buttholes and uh, poop. And I'm just like, duh, that's funny. But it's not us. It's literally people who are writing in stories, you know? But we try to switch it up as much as possible. But also.
3:38 Speaker 05 Let me find another story.
3:41 Bunnie XO? If you see what I'm saying. If you don't know how our schedule is, we have regular podcasts, which we took a break. Everybody's like, I there's so many Ask Tell Confesses, there's no more podcasts because we took a break.
3:54 Speaker 04 And we talked about that on the last episode.
3:57 Bunnie XO? If you listen to the podcast, you would know that season eight was ending and I always take a month off in between seasons. And then season nine started back. So every Monday, you get a podcast. Every Friday, you get Ask Tell Confess. And every Thursday, you get a Throwback Thursday of an older podcast just for Apple, just to listen to. So I mean, we're bringing you guys a ton of content and you know what? If you don't like it, don't listen.
4:22 Speaker 04 Go to the next episode.
4:23 Bunnie XO? But I like to giggle, you know? And we do, we do a ton of interviews too, but we also like to just have time with us also.
4:30 Speaker 04 Yeah, poop is funny.
4:31 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Can't not laugh at poop. Can't not laugh. Alright, who's gonna kick it off? I will. Go ahead.
4:37 Speaker 04 This one doesn't have anything to do with poop or buttholes. So, uh, this was just a crazy story and I felt like I wanted to share it with you guys. But her name is Chelsea. She is thirty from, I love that she gave me her ASL. Chelsea is thirty from Cincinnati.
4:52 Bunnie XO? Like it's AOL and shit.
4:53 Speaker 04 Literally. I was like, God, I like this. Alright, Chelsea, thirty, from Cincinnati. Uh, she said, my daughter and I had been in a, in the car driving home when a thunderstorm hit while trying to make it home on a back road. Lightning struck close to where we were in the grass and every hair on her body stood up. It was like a static blanket came over and shocked me a hundred times. It was the craziest feeling I've ever felt. It was so scary. I have never been that close to lightning. I felt it go through my entire body. We were okay and we made it home safe. Have you guys ever seen the videos of that?
5:33 Bunnie XO? Mm-mm. Where people's hair starts standing?
5:35 Speaker 04 Bro, if you're in a lightning storm and your hair starts to stand up.
5:40 Bunnie XO? Pick off running.
5:41 Speaker 04 You're gonna get struck by lightning or it's going to like strike very close to you.
5:46 Bunnie XO? Don't they say to get in a car though, because the rubber from the tires, um, counteracts that shock?
5:51 Speaker 04 But you can still get struck while you're driving.
5:54 Bunnie XO? Really?
5:54 Speaker 04 Yes. So, no, it will not ground you. That is a myth because you're not actually touching the rubber itself. So you can actually get struck in a car.
6:03 Bunnie XO? What about a steering wheel? Isn't a steering wheel rubber?
6:05 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, you can literally not, unless you're like really, really grounded, you can still get struck by lightning. I've actually watched a survivor video of someone who got struck while he was driving down the road.
6:16 Bunnie XO? That's wild.
6:17 Speaker 04 I know. Isn't that so crazy? I'm scared. Also, I thought it was a myth about the don't take showers during thunderstorms. Do you guys know about this?
6:25 Bunnie XO? No.
6:26 Speaker 04 Okay, I'm not from here. This is why we don't know. People from the south and stuff, that you cannot take a shower. And I was like, that's such crap. Like, yes, I can take a shower during a thunderstorm. That's an old wise tale. No, it's not. So if lightning strikes, like one of the pipes up the road, it will travel through the water because water conducts the energy and it will electrocute you in the freaking shower.
6:49 Bunnie XO? Oh, God, new fear unlocked. Are you fucking kidding me?
6:53 Speaker 04 Same.
6:53 Bunnie XO? Did you know that?
6:56 Bunnie XO? Oh my god.
6:58 Speaker 04 It that's a
6:58 Speaker 05 I guess that's not a west coast thing.
7:00 Speaker 04 No.
7:00 Bunnie XO? What the hell?
7:01 Speaker 04 I've seen like three lightning storms in my life until I moved here.
7:05 Speaker 05 Lightning storms are so scary.
7:07 Bunnie XO? Dude, the one the other day, I thought we were having a frickin tornado.
7:10 Speaker 04 Yeah.
7:11 Bunnie XO? Wind. And you know how I got the purge shutters on the house? So when they close, they just clank, dude.
7:16 Speaker 04 I would kinda enjoy that a little bit.
7:18 Bunnie XO? No.
7:18 Speaker 04 I like when it's like, like the rain on the tin.
7:21 Bunnie XO? No, the wind makes it smack against the window. It would drive you crazy.
7:25 Speaker 04 I would like the rain on the tin roof kinda sounds. I love it.
7:29 Bunnie XO? Jay loves that too. That's his thing. I think that's a southern thing.
7:32 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
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8:03 Bunnie XO? Well, who wants to go next? Fun facts that we didn't know. No, go ahead. I'm sure you got a butthole and fucking poop one. Piss more people off.
8:12 Speaker 05 It's on the same verge.
8:13 Bunnie XO? Okay.
8:15 Speaker 05 A love so strong, it tickled. Confession, me and my situationship have been going on for six months. One night, we were having fun and he was on top. I came so hard, I farted on him. Played it off like nothing happened. And then afterwards, he goes, damn. He goes, damn, you came so hard, you farted.
8:36 Bunnie XO? She shoots when she sharks.
8:39 Speaker 04 It tickled his balls? What?
8:41 Speaker 05 It tickled his balls.
8:41 Bunnie XO? Oh my god.
8:43 Speaker 05 I can't. She's like, I'm so embarrassed. Has this ever happened to you before?
8:47 Bunnie XO? Nope. No, my butthole.
8:50 Speaker 04 Balls.
8:51 Bunnie XO? My butthole is sewn shut. But I did fart one time when he was eating me out. And he has never. He has never.
9:00 Speaker 04 If he was eating her out, he would know where there was a queef or a fart.
9:03 Bunnie XO? Oh, hers, yeah. He literally fucking will never let me forget it, dude.
9:08 Speaker 04 Bro, that is so funny.
9:11 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it's terrible. I love that, though.
9:14 Speaker 05 That reminded me of Mastermind's where he's like, fart right into my butthole.
9:19 Speaker 04 Mastermind, I love it.
9:21 Bunnie XO? All right, I got one. This is from Nikki. So it's a tell. So I found out the hard way that come burns like hell when it comes out of your nose. What? I was in the heat of the moment when he finishes. I always catch it in my mouth. What a fucking trooper. What happened to hey hello? Okay. But this time he got a little too excited and grabbed the back of my head and tried to cram himself all the way down my throat. Somehow he must have gotten bent and every bit of it went into my sinus cavity cavity instead of down my throat. To the point it was coming out of my nose. It burnt so bad and for the rest of the day I could feel it draining down the back of my throat. Bro. It can go up? Is brutal.
10:06 Bunnie XO? First of all, he shouldn't have been grabbing your head that hard. Like geez dude, calm down.
10:12 Bunnie XO? Like let me, let me gag myself, you know, like don't fucking slam my head in the fucking into your cock. Curved up?
10:20 Speaker 04 It must, I mean, the head must have gone.
10:22 Bunnie XO? Have a captain hook? Does he have a captain hook?
10:24 Speaker 04 Yeah, I was gonna say it must have, it.
10:27 Bunnie XO? Cause it curved up probably. So his dick is probably like this. You know how like some dicks go up like that? Yeah, it was probably a little captain hook.
10:35 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
10:36 Bunnie XO? Listen, I've had Bacardi one fifty one come out of my nose and it gave me a nosebleed.
10:41 Speaker 04 I bet.
10:42 Bunnie XO? Bro, I went to go take a shot. This is when I was like fucking just kidding, an amateur drinker. And I mean, I had to have been like eighteen, nineteen and literally just took this shot and it didn't even hit my stomach. That's how much it like, just the smell and the taste of it made me like puke it out my nose. Fucking straight up bloody nose for the rest of the day.
11:03 Speaker 04 No.
11:04 Bunnie XO? It burned my fucking nose hairs.
11:07 Speaker 04 Bro, I did, I got sick the other day and I was throwing up the other day. When I say other day, I meant weeks ago. Uh, I was throwing up and the puke got caught in my sinus cavity and like my face was like.
11:20 Bunnie XO? On fire.
11:21 Speaker 04 Bulging out. Like you could see where like it was stuck up in this area and I had to like massage it out of my face so that it would come out. It was the most disgusting thing ever. It was so painful. It was like violent throwing up situation.
11:34 Bunnie XO? When, when was this?
11:36 Speaker 04 Uh, I was like dumping from my shot.
11:38 Bunnie XO? Oh god.
11:39 Speaker 04 Yeah, and it was coming up instead of out and it was just, it was a bad thing. It was disgusting. Yeah, never, highly don't recommend.
11:47 Bunnie XO? Nothing about that sounds amazing.
11:49 Speaker 04 Yeah.
11:50 Bunnie XO? So that's like every, like. I literally think about taking the shot all the time and then I think about how bad I felt. I'm like, no, I'll just fucking not eat.
11:58 Speaker 05 I'm about to get off.
11:59 Bunnie XO? Are you?
12:00 Speaker 05 Yeah, because I have to eat more and that makes me want to eat less, so I can't.
12:04 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I'm proud of you, though. You've been really sticking to your diet. Show her your before and after. I think you could do it.
12:11 Speaker 05 I know. I've been doing it for like three weeks now.
12:14 Bunnie XO? So her info, she was showing me a before and after of her face from January to now.
12:18 Speaker 05 This is, this is a month difference, okay? Died.
12:24 Bunnie XO? Wow. Look at that jawline. I love that.
12:28 Speaker 05 I have a jaw.
12:29 Bunnie XO? There's her jaw.
12:30 Speaker 05 There she is.
12:31 Bunnie XO? But it's just from eating good. The information is so down. That's what I tell you, you have to eat more to lose weight.
12:37 Speaker 05 Because I literally don't eat, or I eat one meal a day. And now that she has me eating like thirty minutes after I wake up and every few hours. Crazy.
12:45 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's what I do. Yeah, you have to. It's a game changer. Your body, you're gonna drop so much weight. Yeah. I love that for you. I'm excited and I'm proud of you.
12:54 Speaker 05 Yeah.
12:54 Bunnie XO? Keep it up, you little slut pup.
12:57 Speaker 05 I am.
12:57 Bunnie XO? I love it. Does anybody else got another one? Okay, we have a voicemail.
13:01 Speaker 05 Uh huh.
13:02 Bunnie XO? Bring it on. Bring it on. We love the voicemail.
13:04 Speaker 07 My friend had been seeing this guy for a while and having had sex yet. And a few weeks ago, they were hanging out and thought that they were gonna mess around. And she put her butt plug in and he started to finger her. And he fingered her to the point that it made her come. Well, when her body relaxed from that, it sucked the entire butt plug into her asshole. And she didn't know it at first. She thought maybe it had fallen out or something. But then she realized that the entire plug was lodged in her asshole and it was cockeyed. So she made old dude loop up his fingers and hot dog pong that thing out of her asshole.
13:47 Speaker 07 Because she didn't want to go to the emergency room or anything because she was embarrassed. Needless to say, he finally got it out. We're still laughing about it. Thanks, girls.
13:56 Speaker 04 Oh my gosh.
13:59 Bunnie XO? That's why I don't play with the butthole. That happened to Tasha.
14:03 Speaker 04 What?
14:03 Bunnie XO? She'll tell you all about it. Yeah. So.
14:05 Speaker 04 What did she?
14:06 Bunnie XO? Hold on. Let's call Tosh. I'm gonna have her tell you the story.
14:09 Speaker 04 What the?
14:09 Bunnie XO? I'll let her tell you so that it's consensual. It's terrifying. Hold please. Let's get on the phone.
14:15 Speaker 04 I love the fact that she lubed up homeboy and made him fish it out.
14:19 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah. Like you did this. You're getting it out.
14:21 Speaker 04 Cockeyed.
14:25 Speaker 08 Hello?
14:26 Bunnie XO? Hi, friend. You're on air right now.
14:29 Speaker 08 Oh, nice.
14:31 Bunnie XO? So I'm, I was about to tell your but, your butt anal bead story, but I decided not to because this lady called in. And um, she had a butt plug in and her boyfriend made her come and the butt plug sucked up her ass. And I said, oh, that happened to Tasha. So tell everybody what happened to you.
14:48 Speaker 08 Okay, so.
14:53 Speaker 08 I had the beads in there and I had an orgasm. And when I come, it like went all the way up somehow. My body just like sucked it up, which I, there's no room. I don't know how it did it. And then I was like scared and like the end of it was in there. And then we had to like really pull it slow because somehow it kind of like felt dry when it did that.
15:20 Speaker 08 It was so crazy, but it was, yeah, it scared me. I never did that again.
15:25 Bunnie XO? And then they had to pull it out one by one. Bloop, bloop, bloop, one bead at a time.
15:29 Speaker 08 And it was like somehow even like the lube was like dried up when my body come and like sucked it like a suction.
15:40 Bunnie XO? Thank you. I'll see you when you get here. All right, bye.
15:44 Speaker 04 What the actual hell?
15:47 Bunnie XO? Yeah. So apparently whenever you have something in your anal cavity and you come, that's why like people end up going to the ER with like lotion bottles up their ass and light bulbs and all that shit. Like that's why, because there's like some muscle that reach, because you know, your body tenses up, but it like goes inward, like it just, you know? So, yeah.
16:09 Speaker 04 Yeah. Holy shit. The more you know, you know? That's crazy. Yeah, I thought so too.
16:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah, so the more you know about anal stuff.
16:19 Speaker 04 Yeah, you know? Be careful, careful ladies. It makes me, wow.
16:23 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
16:24 Speaker 04 The visual of the
16:27 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
16:28 Speaker 04 Coming out.
16:28 Bunnie XO? I can hear it.
16:29 Speaker 04 No, literally.
16:30 Bunnie XO? I can hear it.
16:31 Speaker 04 Literally. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
16:33 Bunnie XO? Um, you wanted to talk about something?
16:35 Speaker 04 Obsessed with this new show you guys. Ruby Frank. Ruby Frank.
16:40 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
16:40 Speaker 04 Spoiler alert, we're about to talk about this.
16:43 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah, sorry. If you guys haven't watched this, turn it off because we, we pretty much told you everything that's happening.
16:48 Speaker 04 Yeah, we're gonna about to talk about some serious stuff. So if you haven't watched it, go watch it. Ruby Frank. Talking about, we just talked about this on the last Estelle Confess about crazy moms and you can see it in their eyes. The moment I saw this woman's face, I was like, there's something wrong with her.
17:04 Bunnie XO? Well, the crazy thing is with the Ruby Frank thing is in the beginning, when she first started vlogging with her kids and stuff like that, you could see that it was fun and she had light in her eyes and you could see that it was like something that like really brought her family together for her and it was a way for her to start making money. Once they started making over a hundred grand a month, that's when you could see the light from her eyes go away. And then like her husband, which is crazy to me because they're trying to paint her husband as like the sweet guy, but there's a video of him yelling at the kids because they took them to like Disneyland or something and they wanted to film. And he's like, you guys are only here because of, of the jobs that we have. And it's like, these are fucking children, you know?
17:47 Speaker 04 Made them employees. The fact that she would call them employees.
17:50 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
17:50 Speaker 04 And I don't know, I guess I see it in a different perspective than you do because I literally can see it in the beginning, some of the videos of when they're babies.
17:58 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
17:59 Speaker 04 There's something wrong with her.
18:01 Bunnie XO? Yeah, something off. Well, when she does finally get arrested after the, the fucking psychiatrist moves in and all that shit, which she's a weird bit, she always gave me bad vibes. Um. You, she looks almost like she's under a spiritual psychosis. They were definitely in a relationship. Yeah, for sure.
18:20 Speaker 04 Jason sees the, the clip of them climbing the mountains and he was like, oh, they're banging. She's gay. And I was like, oh my gosh, you're right. Like that. And I don't know.
18:31 Bunnie XO? I think she felt so bad about herself that she started taking it out on her kids with the, the physical abuse that she was putting those kids through. She was poking them with cactuses. She was making them in the Arizona heat, go jump on a trampoline all day long in the Arizona heat.
18:46 Speaker 04 Bedroom away.
18:47 Bunnie XO? Took their bed, like, okay, listen, let's talk about this because I understand, you know, punishment and stuff like that. Cause Bailey's gotten in trouble and we've taken her door.
18:57 Speaker 04 A door off.
18:58 Bunnie XO? Taken her, her cord to her TV, but we took her door because she was doing weird shit, you know?
19:03 Speaker 04 Behind the door.
19:04 Bunnie XO? Behind the door. So it was like, hey, man.
19:06 Speaker 04 Yeah.
19:06 Bunnie XO? You don't get, you don't get privacy if you don't know how to be normal in privacy.
19:12 Speaker 04 But you can have a bed to sleep in.
19:14 Bunnie XO? A bed to sleep, yeah. Nobody's taking fucking the kids bed or anything like that. Like that's fucking weird. But to not, to make your own children feel not welcome in their own home is crazy.
19:24 Speaker 04 They didn't, they felt like employees.
19:27 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
19:27 Speaker 04 The kids are very frank that they were like, we didn't feel like children to them.
19:32 Bunnie XO? Yeah. But even the neighbors, the neighbors said that they tried to like, connect with her and like, they couldn't. They said that all she ever did was like, walk down the street with a camera. I wonder if that's how my fucking neighbors feel about me.
19:45 Bunnie XO? Cause I'm always recording. Cause I'm always recording shit and they're like, she never wants to hang out. Like, no, I fucking don't. But it's two different scenarios. But you know, and the lady had six kids. Like I don't have time for, I've got one teenager and cows and I don't want to hang out with anybody else, you know?
20:03 Speaker 04 I don't love how they try to paint the husband and I do applaud him for having so much accountability in all of it. Cause he said, Did I at that time? Absolutely. Do I now? No.
20:14 Bunnie XO? Okay.
20:14 Speaker 04 Like, but you still are a bad person.
20:16 Bunnie XO? But the weirdest part of that entire fucking story is she said, I need you to move out of the house. I'm gonna move the therapist in and you need to let me do this because it's some spiritual thing. And then had no contact with his own children for almost a year.
20:33 Speaker 04 Yep.
20:33 Bunnie XO? And you're trying to tell me you didn't know what was going on?
20:36 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:37 Bunnie XO? Like, let's let a motherfucker try to tell me I can't talk to my kid for a year, dude.
20:41 Speaker 04 That's, I think he, he was in on it and I feel like she's like, we need to come up with this story. So that at least one of us will have contact with the kids while I'm locked up or something. I don't know. I feel like there's so much stuff that happened behind the scenes, like the whole like finger, the demonic fingerprints on the window. I feel like she did that to try to convince them to let her move in.
21:05 Bunnie XO? Well, once they found, um, once they found where she was staying in Arizona when she had moved to the therapist's house or whatever. Ruby Frank wrote down everything that happened, like how she punished the kids and stuff like that. And she was like, we need to cast these demons out of them. And I think what was happening was she was having that affair with the therapist. And she was projecting her guilt onto her kids. And I also think she was in a spiritual psychosis because when she got arrested, she was like no expression.
21:36 Speaker 04 There's no.
21:37 Bunnie XO? She didn't talk. There was like no expression. She was like catatonic.
21:40 Speaker 05 It lights on everyone's home.
21:44 Bunnie XO? Lights on, nobody's home.
21:45 Speaker 05 Yes, I don't know.
21:47 Speaker 04 It was, I, the moment I saw her, especially like in that first clip where she's just like trying to like get the right saying, which we do that sometimes. We'll repeat ourselves when we record ourselves. Like, I get that. But there was just something like.
22:00 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah, it was so cringe. I've never done that. I've never sat there for ten minutes and been like.
22:06 Speaker 04 Oh, no, no, I meant like when she tried to like repeat herself like to get the word out. It was like almost like, like a self punishment type like, oh, you messed up.
22:15 Bunnie XO? I don't know. I'm just weirded out. I feel like anytime a family vlogger or a family show comes out, like besides Honey Boo Boo, because I feel like they kept it real. They're just white trash and you gotta love them for who they are. And like, they didn't really hide anything, but like the Duggars and like.
22:34 Speaker 04 All that stuff that came out about the Duggars?
22:36 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like, there's always just something, yeah. Do you know them? Yeah. There's always just something fucking weird about the family vloggers. It just has a weird like.
22:47 Speaker 04 Well, like, you guys know that childhood star Ryan, it's called Ryan's World on YouTube. He has the largest YouTube channel ever.
22:55 Bunnie XO? I've never seen him.
22:56 Speaker 04 Okay, so you know his parents just got divorced? Okay, so they're a family vlogger and these people monetized their children. I'm talking an astronomical amount. Well, in California, they passed a law. I don't know if you guys know about this law that was passed. You have to pay out your children.
23:16 Bunnie XO? Pay out?
23:17 Speaker 04 So, family vloggers take their kids' money, you know, so it's like, you just made a billion dollars.
23:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:25 Speaker 04 It's my billion dollars. Well, in California, they're like, no, you have to pay a percentage out to the child. It has to put into a fund for them, right?
23:33 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:34 Speaker 04 So these people are fleeing California and that's what happened. Ryan's World moves to Hawaii because they don't have that law there and they no longer have to pay out their children. Well, yeah.
23:44 Bunnie XO? Why would you not want to pay out your children?
23:45 Speaker 04 Exactly.
23:46 Bunnie XO? Or at least put up a bank account. If they can't touch the money now, put it up in a bank account.
23:50 Speaker 04 Yeah, and so the law, and I think there's like three or four states in, in the United States right now that do require you pay out your children. I think it's like seventeen percent. I'm not a hundred percent. But it's like some type of percentage and the people who are paying you in advertising and stuff and these like sponsorships. They have to ensure that the money is also being paid to the child. These people are literally moving out of the state so they don't have to do it. Can you believe that?
24:16 Bunnie XO? That just shows bad intention.
24:18 Speaker 04 Exactly.
24:19 Bunnie XO? But my thing is, is why do people become obsessed with these families when they know that there's so many like dark secrets behind the scenes? You know? It's almost weird. It's I, you know what it is? I bet you it's people who don't have families that admire. Or have grown up with big families and it's familiar to them.
24:37 Speaker 04 Could be.
24:37 Bunnie XO? I've never gotten into it.
24:39 Speaker 05 I've never been like a family vlogger.
24:41 Bunnie XO? No, never got into it. I've never understood.
24:44 Speaker 04 I feel like I see right through it.
24:45 Bunnie XO? It stresses me the fuck out. Like, I'm online because I want to escape reality. I don't want to fucking see it.
24:53 Speaker 04 I just want to watch cows.
24:55 Bunnie XO? Yeah, literally. Fucking give me all the cow content you got. Did you guys see the dude strumming the guitar with his cow with the fucking? The scrunchies in her, on her horns?
25:04 Speaker 05 No.
25:04 Speaker 04 Oh, yes, yes. The multiple colored scrunchies that got tagged in it and they were like, please do it to Pablo. People are so mad that I put those pool noodles on him.
25:12 Bunnie XO? I was mad. Don't fucking do that to my nephew.
25:14 Speaker 04 Yeah, guys, I took them right off. It was funny. We laughed. I took them off. He did not eat them. He did not consume them. It's okay, guys.
25:23 Speaker 05 Crazy. Did you get him a friend, by the way?
25:25 Speaker 04 Oh, you know, I don't know. I feel like he just needs to live alone the rest of his freaking life.
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27:42 Bunnie XO? It's getting delivered. Listen, you guys want to hear something so funny? I can't even believe I'm going to tell this story. So, you know, those Gothic garden houses are fucking expensive, right? So when I found out how expensive they were, I was like, call them and tell them who it's for. Maybe they'll give us a discount, right? I didn't want it for free, but you know, maybe a fucking couple thousand dollars off would have been nice, you know? And I would have plugged their fucking business or whatever. Yeah, we'll shout them out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like, who? Stop.
28:12 Speaker 04 All right.
28:14 Bunnie XO? The Amish do not know who we are.
28:16 Speaker 04 Oh, they're Amish.
28:18 Bunnie XO? They were like, who? Yeah, they didn't care. They didn't care. Full price, full send.
28:23 Speaker 04 They said, okay, and it's still gonna be this much?
28:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah. They're like, yes, literally. They were like, okay, uh, yeah, who?
28:30 Speaker 04 That's nice.
28:30 Bunnie XO? It's gonna be fucking thousands of dollars.
28:33 Speaker 04 More now.
28:33 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Literally.
28:35 Speaker 04 It's gonna be a little bit more, cuz you asked.
28:37 Bunnie XO? I was like, you know what? I love a good slice of humble pie.
28:40 Speaker 04 Do you guys like videos online when people get hurt?
28:44 Bunnie XO? No, I don't like any of that.
28:46 Speaker 04 Have you guys seen the I'm not okay video?
28:48 Bunnie XO? No.
28:49 Speaker 04 Of the donkey?
28:51 Bunnie XO? No.
28:52 Speaker 04 There's a woman riding, we all got tagged in it, guys. There's a girl.
28:55 Bunnie XO? Did I get tagged in it?
28:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, in high school, and she's riding the donkey. The donkey bucks her off, and it's Jelly Roll playing in the background, I am not okay. And when she gets bucked off the donkey, she puts her arm down.
29:07 Bunnie XO? No.
29:10 Bunnie XO? I don't wanna see that.
29:11 Speaker 04 You're tagged in it.
29:12 Bunnie XO? Stop talking about it. It's gonna show up on my frickin' flip.
29:17 Bunnie XO? I don't.
29:17 Speaker 04 Your what?
29:18 Bunnie XO? My flip.
29:19 Speaker 04 Instead of FYP. I had to make sure.
29:21 Bunnie XO? Flip. It's my flip. You know how we shortened it to give it a goog? Now it's my flip. I don't like saying FYP. That's so long. Like, flip. FYP. Which one would you do?
29:36 Speaker 04 FYP.
29:37 Bunnie XO? Flip.
29:40 Bunnie XO? Flip.
29:43 Bunnie XO? I love you guys. Toodleoo. Fuck off. Bye.
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