#649 - Nate Diaz & Chris Avila

Nate Diaz and Chris Avila are MMA fighters from Stockton, CA. Nate will fight Mike Perry and Chris will fight Brandon Jenkins for the MVP card live on Netflix May 16th. Nate and Chris join Theo to talk about what the vibes in the 209 are really like, making their acting debut in “Busboys”, and Nate’s vision for where his fighting career goes next. Nate Diaz: https://www.instagram.com/natediaz209/ Chris Avila: https://www.instagram.com/chrisavila209/ ------------------------------------------------- Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Carshield: Go to http://carshield.com and use code THEO for 20% off. Acorns: Go to http://acorns.com/theo to get your $20 bonus investment today! Saily: Download SAILY in your app store and use our code THEO at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off. Go to https://saily.com/theo ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Producer: Halston https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:29Theo Von?

  Just a reminder that tickets for Bus Boys, the movie, with myself and David Spade are on sale right now. Pre-sale tickets, you can get them. It's in theaters April 17th. But if you get tickets now, it'll show the movie theaters that we're gonna sell them, or that they are selling, and then we can expand to more theaters. So, if you know when you're gonna go, and you can support, that would be great. And no pressure if you can't. Again, the pre-sale tickets are available. BusBoysMovie.com. I'm excited, thank you.

• 1:07Theo Von?

  I'll be doing a show in Nashville, Wednesday, April 15th, at The Ryman. It's the last theater stage I will be on, practicing for the Netflix taping. So if you wanna come out to that. It's Return of the Rat still, but I promise you, the Rat has almost returned, and he's returned. So, yeah, that's it. April 15th, at The Ryman. I'm looking forward to it. Theovon.com/TOUR.

• 1:39Theo Von?

  Today's guests are two of the realest fellows you'll ever meet. Woo, woo! They're fighters, MMA artists, and now they're actors. Those are my words, not theirs. One of them is one of the most beloved athletes in UFC history. His fight with Mike Perry is the highlight of the upcoming May 16th Netflix Fight Card. And he's joined by his friend and fellow fighter from Stockdude209, Mr. Chris Avila, who fights Brandon Jenkins on the same card. Ladies and gentlemen, woo, woo! We got Nate Diaz and Chris Avila.

• 2:32Theo Von?

  So I can't believe you, so you, so you're opening a restaurant?

• 2:36Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm opening, yeah, I'm gonna open a restaurant where I live. I'm not, I'm not opening, I got some people opening up.

• 2:43Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  It's a, just gonna have options like same thing a regular restaurant have, has, but with uh vegan and gluten free options also.

• 2:52Theo Von?

  Oh damn. Do you eat vegan?

• 2:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I like, I like vegan. I'm not full vegan, but yeah, mainly vegan.

• 3:00Theo Von?

  Lentils, you eat a lot of lentils and stuff like that, or what are y'all eating over there?

• 3:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I eat.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, I eat all vegan food, but I eat seafood as well, and I eat eggs too.

• 3:10Theo Von?

  I love fucking seafood, boy. If I was in the ocean, bro, I think I wouldn't mind it, cuz I know I do like seafood.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's the best.

• 3:17Theo Von?

  But anyway, uh, thank you guys for coming in, bro. You guys are fucking only three hours late, dude. You guys, you, you guys. You got the only dude that, y'all were later to Boosie's, the only guy that had really been late. So when y'all are later than a black guy, bro.

• 3:35Theo Von?

  But uh.

• 3:36Speaker 02

  Dog.

• 3:37Theo Von?

  We were wait.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Come on, dog.

• 3:40Theo Von?

  Who, does he say this? Dog.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  Remember when they were trying to cut off the, on the, somebody's kid?

• 3:47Speaker 03

  Talking about his kid going like transgender. He's like, nah, come on, dog.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  He's like 12.

• 3:55Theo Von?

  Oh yeah, I think they're talking about Dwyane Wade, oh, is that a kid? About Dwyane Wade's kid.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  He ain't there yet.

• 4:01Theo Von?

  They got into it about that.

• 4:03Speaker 02

  They got into it, huh?

• 4:06Theo Von?

  Yeah, they got into it.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  I support Boosie.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  I support Boosie, yeah.

• 4:11Theo Von?

  He, yeah, that was one of the best episodes. We had to have a big bag of weed for him, and we had to have like a, like a lot of weed. For when Boosie came.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Two pounds in specific kinds, like, I was on a scavenger hunt.

• 4:24Theo Von?

  Yeah, they had like.

• 4:25Speaker 02

  Hello?

• 4:28Speaker 02

  We need two pounds of weed.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, Tom Three.

• 4:35Speaker 02

  We should be good.

• 4:38Theo Von?

  We'll make sure, bro. Thank you guys for coming in, man.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  Cool, appreciate it, bro.

• 4:42Theo Von?

  Where did you guys even meet each other at?

• 4:44Speaker 02

  The gym.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Did I meet you at the gym?

• 4:47Speaker 02

  No, I met you at the 24 hour. Tending windows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tending windows.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  My dad had a tent shop in Stockton and then he got his tent, uh, his truck tended, my dad tended his truck. And that's where we met, my dad's shop.

• 5:04Speaker 02

  And he was like 15 or 14 or something like that. I was finding shit. You already, his dad, uh, I was getting my windows tended in my, in my truck and then I went to pick it up and him and I think your brother was there?

• 5:17Speaker 03

  I think it was just me and my dad and Ernie.

• 5:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, and we all took pictures and so what?

• 5:20Theo Von?

  Ernie Reyes?

• 5:21Speaker 03

  Nah, the guy back home, he's a little, uh, sponsor.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  E-Rod, shout out to E-Rod, let's go. He wa, he, he was the guy who sold me the Honda Civic when I went for a Cadillac.

• 5:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  When I was a kid. He's my first sponsor though, he's the man, he's cool.

• 5:35Theo Von?

  He sponsored your fights early?

• 5:37Speaker 02

  My first fights and my brother's fights too when we were young and, uh, he always take care of us with cars and my whole family's cars and stuff like that. So he was the man and then I was like, I need my windows tended. He's like, yeah, I got you. And he called his dad and then that's where I came to pick my car up and they were all there. And then he came to train with me, cause, uh, I think his dad was telling my brother, he's like, I have my son's boxes, he wants to come train with you guys. So he came in to spar with my brother and then he came in to spar with my brother and Nick introduced me to him again, him and he's, uh, Eddie's son and then we started training together after that.

• 6:14Theo Von?

  Cause y'all talk about Stockton a lot. What is it about Stockton that gives it that grit, do you feel like? Cause you guys always, you know, I mean, you guys kind of represent the 209. I don't know if there's any other fighter that represents like a place as much as people correlate you guys with Stockton.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, that's just where we come from and, uh, everything started there and that's the core, baby. You gotta refer, refer where you're from, I think, I think, uh.

• 6:42Speaker 02

  I had Yancy Maderos come out from Hawaii one time to train with us and he started training with us and he's like, yeah woo woo and then and he was telling me all about Hawaii. I was asking him about Hawaii and growing up there and I was just like, that's, I was interested. I was like, that's cool.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, like you're like a, you're like a, yeah, that's my boy right there. And then he's telling me all about all kinds of stuff that I, culture that I knew, knew nothing about. And I was like, that's badass dude. I like, and then we're talking and, and he was like, yeah, two oh nine woo woo. Cause he's a, he's a soldier. He was down with us and I was like, bro, you need to like, tell people where you come from and represent all that shit. Cause it's like, I could listen to it all day. I'm like, if people,

• 7:26Speaker 02

  people see you as the fighter, if they could hear what you're about, dude, you're, you're a rock star. So I'm like, you should be, and I feel like that about anybody. Cause it's interesting where people come from and. So he kind of put you on that kind of energy a little bit? No, that's just a thought I had off of where I come from. I'm like, I don't know. That's where I come from. That's what it is. That's what you, what you see is what you get. What you come from, where is, is, that's the core. And uh, wherever you go, I think you come from the core. Where you're from, what you do, not to get all deep and shit, but that's fucking tight. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's important. I mean, that, people draw where they're from. And you see them too, and you know, like, we see you and you're like, New Orleans. Dude, you know what I'm saying? Right? New Orleans? Yeah. Yeah. So. Yeah, Louisiana, that's my place.

• 8:09Speaker 02

  And that's cool. That's different than just people sitting there like, yo, whatever. Well, who are you dude? That's a New Orleans dude right there. So I think that my, my, where, where do you come from? There it is. Two oh nine, what's popping? Yeah, that's it. Um, how did the Stockton slap start? How did that start? My brother was slapping people in the UFC the whole time. Was it Robbie Lawler? As far as, yeah, he slapped Robbie Lawler. Right on. That's his second fight in the UFC. So.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  In the mainstream, that's where it came from. That's it. He started it. And that's Robbie Lawler. So it's like, bro, you just smacked that fool. That's crazy. Yeah, Robbie's a fucking boss dude. Look, it's crazy to see how young he was there too.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  Um, I seen people just get slapped growing up like bam, and scaring the life out of people and no fight even happening and been like, man, you just owned somebody with a slap. So it's like. Yeah, I just slapped this honky one time at a, a pizza spot. For what?

• 9:10Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  What'd you do?

• 9:12Theo Von?

  It was just shit, it kinda escalated in there. His energy was kinda saying stuff and I could tell he knew that it was like, that I didn't like it.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:21Theo Von?

  You know what I'm saying? And I think once you put off that energy, like, I don't really li- I don't like what you're saying if somebody-

• 9:26Speaker 02

  And it keeps going?

• 9:27Theo Von?

  Yeah. And he was with his girl, bro, and I just had to paw him up.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Oh, good.

• 9:32Theo Von?

  And my friends still talk, bro, and I think I was fucking scared.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  And it's almost like a nice gesture too. It's like, bro, I, I, I don't like when I see, like, I don't know where, like, Someone getting melted? Right in front of you and heads out and like, "Bro, you just killed that guy, bro. My hands are warning, bitch, get the fuck out of my face."

• 9:49Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  So, so it's nice.

• 9:51Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  Nice to say. You could be a bitch or now you could get melted because you're coming back and you could shut up or get, or get it. So. That's it, that's it.

• 10:01Theo Von?

  It's like a warning flare.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  It is like a, it is like a, "Shut up, bitch. I could've just slapped you, but I'm gonna slap you and give you a chance." And I ain't walking around slapping, dude. I'm just saying someone's being rude like that.

• 10:12Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 10:13Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying?

• 10:13Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 10:13Speaker 02

  You need a little slap. Get out of my face.

• 10:16Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  You can't feel it? Here it is.

• 10:18Theo Von?

  Yeah. And I think it's just a, it was like a moment of like, "I'm not afraid to have a little bit of energy if we need to have it here today."

• 10:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:26Theo Von?

  Which a lot of times, like-

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're a G, bro. You oughta slap that motherfucker out.

• 10:31Theo Von?

  I fucking, I'm sick of shit. Bro, I slapped him and then I stood there and waited for a fucking medium pizza dude. And I was like, "Dude, do not say medium pizza when you hand it." I just wanted, I don't want people to know I ordered a medium, bro, because I was feeling it.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  This XL.

• 10:45Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:46Speaker 02

  That's alright. Anybody else need a slap? I got you.

• 10:50Theo Von?

  The dude's like, "Medium, uh, sausage, bro." And I was like, "Oh, medium sausage, bro."

• 10:55Speaker 02

  Sorry, slapped that guy, everybody. This is extra large.

• 11:00Theo Von?

  And I was like, "Bro, that's the last thing you wanna hear somebody say and you go and accept them." Because I've been dealing with medium sausage my whole life, bro. You know what I'm saying, bro? But that's another conversation, dude. What, uh, outside, like, outside of like, you guys' energy in Stockton? What else does Stockton have? Like, what else, like, what else do people do there that's like kind of a ju- like, does Stockton have a zoo?

• 11:21Speaker 02

  It does have a zoo.

• 11:22Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  Nah, that's a lot of that. Mickey's Grove.

• 11:25Theo Von?

  This is, this is golf. It's pretty good?

• 11:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yep, they got birds.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  squirrels

• 11:31Speaker 03

  there's a golf course next to it though

• 11:33Speaker 02

  hey Mickey Grove step your game up we need a tiger

• 11:37Speaker 03

  they got monkeys there

• 11:38Theo Von?

  oh shit that bitch looks like Trump look at that

• 11:40Speaker 02

  we need a lion there used to be a bear uh my grandma lived like a mile away and we could always in the morning you hear the uh the seals in my oh oh you could hear him from my grandma's house

• 11:50Theo Von?

  really

• 11:50Speaker 02

  yeah you can hear my whole life

• 11:53Theo Von?

  oh that's dope dude

• 11:54Speaker 02

  that a trump monkey

• 11:56Theo Von?

  was your family pretty close up there like was y'all like what was it is it seemed like a lot of like family type of energy up there is it

• 12:02Speaker 02

  yeah my I got a bunch of family in Stockton yeah

• 12:05Theo Von?

  when they do they travel with you to the fights or no

• 12:09Speaker 02

  to the fights

• 12:10Theo Von?

  like when you fight a big fight

• 12:12Speaker 02

  everybody's invited I'm always like what the hell is everybody at but I don't go invite I don't like fighting is a crazy thing everybody's like I don't invite people to to my fights but it's a public location they're invited you know what I'm saying fuck you ain't at the fight I never been to one of your fights well why not motherfucker

• 12:35Speaker 02

  people get I think people get offended at me for for not bringing them to a fight I'm like bro come on

• 12:40Theo Von?

  yeah you know

• 12:41Speaker 02

  I gotta fight somebody you know the risk of that

• 12:45Theo Von?

  please come I want you to you know what I'm saying I'm just like yo it's open in public pull up if you want to pull up I don't go fuck um what so what the so if you guys became so you guys became friends around fifteen did y'all go do shit together like did y'all go to y'all's first con like

• 12:59Speaker 02

  I'm older than him though

• 13:00Theo Von?

  oh you are

• 13:01Speaker 02

  so yeah I met him and he came in and then he could fucking box I was like this kid Lizzie he could box and then so we started he came in to train with Nick I seen him box with Nick and do really good like I like yeah and then and then I was like that's cool and he came and started working at and then uh and then I seen him without even knowing I came to jujitsu class I'm training with everybody and then he comes up to me and we start training jujitsu I'm like you jujitsu too that's what I'm talking about thank God you

• 13:29Speaker 03

  I was in high school

• 13:30Speaker 02

  cause where I'm from like a lot of the boxer kids

• 13:34Speaker 02

  And everywhere is that boxers are boxers and jiu jitsu, but then I'm like, I was like, oh, a little boxer kid. Well, that's because he's fine amateur and stuff and I was like, and when he did jiu jitsu, I was like, hey. When he did jiu jitsu, they, hey, respect. And then we became training partners and homies and he was there more than anybody else. So I was like, that's my guy. That's it. My homeboy.

• 13:57Theo Von?

  Did you learn from him like, or what did you learn from Nate when you got first?

• 14:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, he cracked me in the face and I was like, what are you doing tomorrow? We're sparring again at five. So that's how, that's how it kicked off with me and him though.

• 14:10Speaker 03

  I was bugging his brother all the time because I was texting, he put me in and then he was like, go spar my brother. And so I was always texting Nick like, hey, what's up? Can I come back and train? He's like, yeah, go in, uh, go in there at this time and go spar my brother. And then like, I was in high school. So I would just leave, leave class and go and he was, he already, what you?

• 14:30Speaker 02

  I was like 24, I was in the UFC and stuff.

• 14:32Theo Von?

  Oh, he was a damn adult, bro. That's fucking grooming, bro.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  That's funny.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  So, yeah.

• 14:40Theo Von?

  Grooming, bro. You fucking bringing those youngsters in, but you just respected his talent so much, huh?

• 14:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, he, he, he had, a lot of people ain't got it.

• 14:48Theo Von?

  What 15 year old would fight a fucking 20, that's crazy. Yeah.

• 14:53Speaker 02

  I did the same thing when I was 15. I saw, and I met him, I'm like, man, come on, you like me. Let's go.

• 14:58Theo Von?

  That's it. That's it, man.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it wasn't, we didn't talk about it. It just was like that.

• 15:03Theo Von?

  Yeah, we just hit.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  I don't think we ever even talked about it. That's how it went down. But he was fighting consistently too. Once you amateur fighting like.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was always fighting. I was fighting like every weekend.

• 15:13Theo Von?

  Oh, so you were fighting, so that, yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  I was almost 18. I was like 16, 17.

• 15:18Theo Von?

  So would you go corner him and shit like that or was it?

• 15:20Speaker 02

  No, not that, that. He had a boxing coach and he was, he was boxing.

• 15:24Speaker 03

  Let's not pull up the pro fights, but, uh.

• 15:28Speaker 02

  We got fucked up records, but we ain't been finished by nobody and we've been fighting top competition the whole time. So it's like, you know, fuck a, fuck a record.

• 15:36Theo Von?

  In, in MMA or boxing, you've never been finished?

• 15:38Speaker 03

  No.

• 15:38Theo Von?

  Yeah, either one of you guys?

• 15:40Speaker 02

  No, I got, I got, they gave me a TKO against Josh Thompson one time, but it was like, I'm chasing him around. He's scared for his life. I feel like, and he wants to fight me now. He's like, oh, he's calling me out and a little, he's a podcaster. He's calling me. I'm like, but who really won? Like I never beat nobody and then been like, I want a rematch. Suck my dick. How about that?

• 16:05Theo Von?

  What was uh?

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Supposed to bring you back to life? Keep podcasting, my boy.

• 16:10Theo Von?

  Chris, who got the closest to finishing if there was somebody they got close in one of them?

• 16:14Speaker 02

  Eddie.

• 16:16Speaker 03

  My brother.

• 16:19Theo Von?

  Is your brother tough?

• 16:20Speaker 03

  Nah, he's my older brother. Yeah, he grew up fighting. That's how I wanted. I wanted to fight because he's always fighting and shit.

• 16:26Speaker 02

  Sorry about that.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Like at school and stuff. Yeah, he's not a fighter.

• 16:29Theo Von?

  Is that why you kind of got into it, you think?

• 16:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, because he was a fucking, he was always fighting.

• 16:33Theo Von?

  Does he still fight?

• 16:34Speaker 03

  No, he didn't. He never fought like professionally or anything, but yeah, he was a little gangster at, at the house. So I was like, so I want to fight. He always come home with stories and shit.

• 16:43Theo Von?

  Yeah. It is funny, like brothers want to do kind of what brother, you, you just, if you're a younger brother, you want to do what your brother does. You know, and sometimes your brother will quit doing that shit like two weeks later and you just keep doing it the rest of your life, bro. Was uh, who fought first on you, in your family? Was it you or uh, or Nick?

• 17:02Speaker 02

  Oh, Nick's been fighting since I'm a little kid laughing and shit like, what the hell is going on? Why are you fighting people? Nick's been a fighter his whole life. My brother, my brother led the way.

• 17:13Theo Von?

  He was a, dude, the first, actually, the first Diaz I ever met was Nick. See if you have that.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  I know, New York podcast, right?

• 17:20Theo Von?

  Yeah, on Opie uh, on the Opie show.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  I seen that, I seen that recently and I'm like, fuck, I didn't know you were around then. Cause that was a long time ago.

• 17:29Theo Von?

  Yeah, it was almost 10 years ago now, I think. When was that?

• 17:31Speaker 02

  You didn't even have the hair yet.

• 17:32Theo Von?

  Uh-uh, dude, I was so scared too, bro, because they brought in like a fucking fighter, bro.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  I just recently watched that. I'm like, I don't, I don't remember that.

• 17:40Theo Von?

  And a fighter who I knew his name, yeah.

• 17:43Speaker 04

  I was like one of the first American uh, black belts under a Gracie or something like that, like back, you know, way back. Yeah, like I've had my black belt for a long time. And it's a big deal. I mean, like, it's not like I'm I haven't given anybody any belts. You know what I mean? How and who are these? You know, these people passing around belts like it's a, you know, I'm like, go win a competition with that belt. Let's see how you do. It's not gonna happen. You know what I mean? The like, it it takes a long time.

• 18:10Speaker 04

  Go and do a uh boxing, like traditional, they're gonna do kickboxing and that's just gonna be enough for them. And then they wanna go home to their nice wife and nice life. And they've got a whole bunch of other stuff to worry about. I'm over here, miles, uh jujitsu, pro boxing, kickboxing, and judo and and sombo. And I'm doing all of it, taking all of it into consideration and always have.

• 18:33Theo Von?

  Damn, I look fucking homosexual in that bitch, bro.

• 18:37Speaker 02

  No, I just saw that. I damn deal with him. I can I remember the interview. I didn't remember you were in it.

• 18:42Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  I didn't, I mean, I, you know what I'm saying?

• 18:44Theo Von?

  I don't remember I was in it either. Is that the guy from fucking, uh?

• 18:47Speaker 04

  That's in New York, right?

• 18:48Theo Von?

  Yeah. That was in the building where they also had Howard Stern was in the same building as Opie and they're like.

• 18:53Speaker 02

  Is that where Shady Forty Five is? I did one in there too, I think.

• 18:56Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, right.

• 18:57Theo Von?

  You go through the hall, there's like a just a bunch of them in the windows and stuff?

• 19:00Speaker 02

  I did a, I did a podcast, I was telling them earlier, I did a podcast with uh Everlast in there.

• 19:06Theo Von?

  Did they have you guys freestyle rapping and shit?

• 19:08Speaker 02

  I don't know. No, no, no. But but but it was Shady Forty Five and it was Everlast. And I was sitting there, Nick, I'm in there, with me and Nick sitting there together. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, why am I? Sitting by Everlast. I shouldn't be by this motherfucker because I was um, I was uh, I was fucking on Eminem's side.

• 19:28Theo Von?

  Oh, you had a different uh promotion?

• 19:31Speaker 02

  No, you know Eminem dissed on Everlast back then. And I was like, bro, I don't know if Eminem would be cool with me being here like this. I don't think I should be here. The fuck we doing with Everlast? Because he was dissing Everlast hard on things and me and me and Eminem fucking are homies, you know what I'm saying?

• 19:47Theo Von?

  Really?

• 19:47Speaker 02

  No, I don't know him. I never met him in my life. But I was committed. I was like, bro, I'm, but I was in the music all day. So I was like, I'm on his side. And then we're talking and then they're asking questions. I'm just sitting there and they ask me something and I'm like.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  Are you cool with Eminem now or what? He's like, "Yeah, man, come on. What did you think?" He's like, "We're on Shady 45, alright, alright." I think I was like, "He's like, bringing up a beef that happened five, 10 years ago." I was like, "I shouldn't have asked him that. I was young, though." And I was like, "I shouldn't have."

• 20:17Theo Von?

  Dude, what shit you do, bro. I remember one time-

• 20:19Speaker 02

  I was on Eminem's side, though.

• 20:21Theo Von?

  At least you were on his side too. Like, you were a real dog for it.

• 20:25Speaker 02

  I did like Everlast, but when he started this one, I had no more Everlast for me. And then, uh, but now I like Everlast. And he was always cool, dude. When I, I met him a few times.

• 20:33Theo Von?

  You met Eminem?

• 20:34Speaker 02

  No, I'm talking about Everlast. I never met Eminem.

• 20:35Theo Von?

  You never met him? Damn, dude.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  He rapped about me in a song, though. Yeah, what song was it? I, I forget the name of the song, but he, uh, "Yo, Cap, I know you out there. Send me the song with, uh..." I forget the name of it, but- It was a new song.

• 20:48Theo Von?

  Here we go, right there.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  And he rapped about, he rapped about me.

• 20:52Theo Von?

  "And God's my alias, so if I don't have faith in me, then it basically makes me an atheist." Nate Diaz got the world by the tracheas in a chokehold on a sleeper. Dang, bro, that's-

• 21:04Theo Von?

  Bro, that's-

• 21:04Speaker 02

  I made it. It's all I needed in life. I made, but it all came back, it all circled back. I gained on Everlast and then-

• 21:13Theo Von?

  Here you are.

• 21:14Speaker 02

  We made it.

• 21:15Theo Von?

  That's wild, bro.

• 21:16Speaker 02

  I gained on Everlast.

• 21:17Theo Von?

  Did you ever get to, have you ever got to meet him, sit, have you-

• 21:20Speaker 02

  Hey, shout out to Everlast, too. I'm, I like Everlast. I mean, we see, we see each other, like, whatever, every time, but-

• 21:26Theo Von?

  Oh, Everlast is a person?

• 21:28Speaker 02

  Everlast is a, uh, I'm talking about- That's what it's like? Yeah, you'll know what it is. I got you.

• 21:35Theo Von?

  I was thinking about Evanescence, I think.

• 21:37Speaker 02

  Nah, Everlast. He was thinking about Evanescence.

• 21:42Theo Von?

  Or no, I was thinking about the fucking boxing-

• 21:45Speaker 02

  The boxing rap? That's Everlast.

• 21:48Theo Von?

  This Everlast.

• 21:49Speaker 02

  And I was sitting there, "Hey, this song was on in my head, too." And I'm sitting there next to Everlast and Nick's talking in the interview, I'm like, "Fuck we doing in here, man?" And on the real, I only went there because it was, we're doing an interview on Shady 45, like, sick! And it was Everlast. I was like, "Man, I shouldn't be here."

• 22:09Theo Von?

  Huh? Turn it off? Oh, yeah, because the audio stopped.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  We ain't got the trademark for that.

• 22:14Theo Von?

  What, uh?

• 22:16Theo Von?

  What jobs did y'all have before, before fighting, like, took over for you that was, like, heavy? Did y'all have work? Did y'all have employment? Or were y'all, like-

• 22:26Speaker 02

  I sold weed.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  I worked at a burger spot too. I was just telling them I, I worked at a place called Bonin Burger. I used to barbecue tri tips. I was probably fourteen years old and my brother started training with this guy Steve Heath and his brother Gary, who trained a little bit, he worked next to the gym at this burger spot and he got me a job with him. And he worked inside, ran the restaurant and I barbecued across the parking lot on the grill. And then when people hit me up for a deb or eighth or something, I pull up to the spot, so they pull up the barbecue and I drop them, I drop them eighth, flip a, flip a tri tip, go inside and make a cheeseburger. I get down. That was my only job.

• 23:08Theo Von?

  What about you?

• 23:09Speaker 03

  I didn't really have a job.

• 23:10Theo Von?

  What? Were y'all real rich?

• 23:12Speaker 03

  Nah, hell no. Broke as fuck. That was a broke ass.

• 23:16Theo Von?

  Bro, if you're poor and not working.

• 23:18Speaker 03

  No, no, I had jobs, but me and my homies, we'd get jobs, but we didn't last for that, that long.

• 23:23Speaker 02

  They were busboys.

• 23:26Theo Von?

  Were you really?

• 23:27Speaker 03

  No, I worked at a winery. I worked at a winery for a long time and then I worked at my dad's shop here and there for some money. But I didn't, I didn't have like a job, job.

• 23:38Theo Von?

  And the tenant windows, bro, they only, they only let you go so dark, dude. I remember one time I got mine done and they.

• 23:43Speaker 02

  They always put bubbles on mine.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  Nah. Creases, creases.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  Look, I can't see out this bus window. Man, I knew I shouldn't let crease bubble my window.

• 23:54Theo Von?

  That's when that shit's bad. We have to fucking drive like, that's why some people started driving like this because that's the only way they can see out the front.

• 24:02Theo Von?

  Bro, they had this setup over in, um, not even far from here where you would get your windows tinted and they had to deal with the cops that, right after the cops would pull, they were just pulling people over right as they left those joints. Damn, Avila.

• 24:13Speaker 03

  Yup, that's me.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  That's Nate's car.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  Come get your window tinted. Fifty percent off.

• 24:23Theo Von?

  That's the CTE version right there.

• 24:27Theo Von?

  Over time with fighting, is CTE, does it feel like a real thing to you guys? Is that something, do you think that fighting has affected the way that you're able to think?

• 24:34Speaker 02

  When you do comedy, does CTE fuck with you?

• 24:38Theo Von?

  That's why they were like, they attacked us with the CT.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  You see my kind of comments out, they give me a CT every time, man, I'm hot.

• 24:45Theo Von?

  Oh, they do? Oh, I didn't even know that.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  What? CT?

• 24:49Theo Von?

  Like, does it really affect, because you guys have taken a lot of punches in your life, you know, like, not as many as a lot of guys, I'm sure, but you guys are in a, you guys are real fighters.

• 24:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel like, I feel like it's, uh, yeah, I feel like football probably a lot more than the fight. Yeah. They had a documentary. Cause I played football too. I remember when I fucking would hit helmets with people and have a headache all night. Dude, I had a headache for twelve years playing football. That was fucked up. I don't know what the question was about CT. I just started thinking about it. What'd you say?

• 25:18Speaker 02

  My CT's kicking in.

• 25:21Theo Von?

  I think that answers it, bro. Um, did you guys have to get vaccinated to fu- did you guys, did you guys get vaccinated?

• 25:29Speaker 02

  I know. Vaccinated ever. Nah, did you?

• 25:31Theo Von?

  Nah, I didn't. Fuck yeah, dude.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, fuck you.

• 25:34Theo Von?

  Fuck them.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  Vaccinate yourself, motherfucker.

• 25:39Theo Von?

  Oh. You guys is gym over in Stockton. It's the Nick Diaz Academy. And you guys have had a lot of great fighters out of there, uh, Jake Shields, Gilbert Melendez, um. How has it changed over the years there? Like, has it evolved? What's it been like?

• 25:59Speaker 02

  Well, they're not out of the Nick Diaz Academy. We're all from Caesar Gracie.

• 26:03Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 26:03Speaker 02

  Nick and Jake. And, um, David Terrell. Those were three black belts under Caesar Gracie. And spread out for them with Tyson Griffin and Nate Ducharme and a couple names out of David Terrell's. Who was the first black belt under Caesar and then Nick was, uh, me and him. Nick was me and him and our team at Nick Diaz Academy. And then, uh, Jake Shields had Gilbert Melendez and a whole team.

• 26:31Theo Von?

  Oh, so it's different than I thought.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, but we're like a, like a family tree type of thing and, uh. We all come from Caesar Gracie fighting and then we're the we're we're the Stockton Stockton team.

• 26:45Theo Von?

  Does the energy feel as alive there as ever with young fighters coming up?

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's youngsters in there coming out of wrestling and Jiu Jitsu kids and boxers and shit and everybody's in there. We're like, we're gonna go back, we're not been gone for two weeks, gonna go back and they're all gonna be ready for us, ready to kill and shit. So it's on and popping when you go to the gym.

• 27:06Theo Von?

  Are you guys training people as well in there like or what is like, I know you guys train yourselves, but?

• 27:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I train with everybody. I'm more of a like I just train with everyone. I'm like, you wanna learn something, let's train, cuz I learned a lot of my and most of the stuff I know from experience and training with people and I've got better from that. So I let the guys run the show at the at the gym and then I come in and I just participate with everybody. And then he he's right, he's right alongside me.

• 27:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm just training with everybody, really.

• 27:39Theo Von?

  Do you guys feel like uh fighting should be taught in schools?

• 27:42Speaker 02

  I think Jiu Jitsu should be. I think Jiu Jitsu a hundred percent should should be.

• 27:47Speaker 03

  Law enforcement?

• 27:49Theo Von?

  Law enforcement.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, but if they didn't in school, then by the time they get to law enforcement, they would know and then if you're gonna do law enforcement, you'd be like, well, I better step then my game up because you would be conscious and aware of it because you learned it in school. You're like, that's the only thing that's gonna protect me.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  Boxing back in the day?

• 28:04Theo Von?

  Look at this dude. Today it's crazy to think boxing used to be.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Like in high school, in high school.

• 28:09Theo Von?

  This was in school, this is in London in the nineteen thirties.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  Okay, in high school. Yeah, not the mountain.

• 28:16Theo Von?

  But look at this shit, they used to have this. Watch this kid, this kid's good.

• 28:21Speaker 02

  That's how I was.

• 28:24Theo Von?

  Imagine this at school, though.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, it'd be sick. Why you got all the girls?

• 28:30Theo Von?

  Damn, what happened? That's gentrification.

• 28:36Theo Von?

  That's how it happens, dude.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  That's how you make friends.

• 28:39Theo Von?

  One mixed guy showed up and everything fucking went haywire.

• 28:45Theo Von?

  I've been wondering if there was ever a time when you were with your family and your car broke down because I've been there and I remember my, the car was broke down and I stood off, I walked off from that thing. I said, I ain't even being with y'all anymore. Just, just didn't even want to be by my family, dang it. Just out of shame. CarShield could have fixed that. CarShield offers month-to-month vehicle protection plans designed to protect drivers from expensive car repair bills. CarShield contracts have low deductibles to prevent stress to your wallet at a critical time and they partner with certified mechanics and

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• 31:34Speaker 02

  Well, just for self-defense in general. I think people should know how to defend themselves a little, how they be a little more stable walking around. I think it helps them. I think it helps with everything, you know? Kind of like common sense type of thing. Like, I think people would get hurt less more and think a little more about what they do. I could go on all day, but you know, like jujitsu, I think it's necessary for everybody. It's like learning how to swim. Like, I think everybody should learn how to swim. What if you fall in some fucking water? Yeah, so that's what I think about jujitsu too. People are walking around acting cool and shit. I'm like, what if somebody just drowns you?

• 32:16Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 32:18Speaker 02

  So that's why I started training. I'm like, you know, people actually walk around, can do this to you? Yeah, right. I'm gonna, I'm gonna master this shit.

• 32:26Theo Von?

  Is that what your kind of mentality was starting out with it?

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're walking around helpless and you don't even know it.

• 32:32Theo Von?

  Right.

• 32:32Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying? A fucking tidal wave might come. You're gonna fucking drown. So that's scary to me.

• 32:39Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  So I would learn how to do that. Yeah, that's fucked up.

• 32:46Theo Von?

  Yeah, that's fucked up, dude. No, you're right.

• 32:49Speaker 02

  People don't even think about it or consider it though. People are like, oh, I could fight. When's the last fight you got in?

• 32:55Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 32:56Speaker 02

  You don't even know that you can't fight. And I know that you don't know that, you know, you know what I'm saying? It's like, and people aren't even conscious or aware of that. So I think that's a scary situation. So. You get all deep again about it.

• 33:10Theo Von?

  No, that's not deep, bro. That's real shit. Just because you slapped a guy one time at a pizza parlor, doesn't mean you can fucking defend yourself. It's true though.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  He might, he might have been able to just drown you and you don't even know it. So it's like.

• 33:20Theo Von?

  It's true. He might have saved my life that day. He might have said, I'm, I could fucking.

• 33:24Speaker 02

  You were too down for him though.

• 33:25Theo Von?

  Yeah, nah, fuck that. This guy just drowning me, I'm out. Yeah, I think definitely the confidence building, um.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I learned how to talk to people and like, I would go to train when I'm, when I'm a kid, fifteen, and I'd get smoked. I'd get high as fuck all the time. And I would go on the train and it would be like, I'd hate coming on time because I'd be like, if I go on time, we gotta sit there and talk to all these guys. And the guys who train there are like, cops and work at a bakery and doctors and everybody who's older than me. I was a kid and I was like, social anxiety. I was like, I don't wanna go talk to these people. I'm not gonna talk to them. You ever talked to a kid who's just, you know what I'm saying? So I'm like, I gotta go talk to these people. I could only talk to my friends. So I'd go there and then, I trained with them, these thirty-five-year-old dudes and shit. And I'd fucking choke everybody because I was there more than them. And I'd be like,

• 34:16Speaker 02

  and then all of a sudden they're asking me questions about the movies and I'm telling them about the movies and they're going here and they're like, what are you doing? Are you in school? I'm like, yeah, I'm here. And also we're in a full-on conversation. And I'm talking to thirty-five-year-old cops and, I'm selling weed and, and, and training and not talking to anybody older than me. So I learned how to talk to people and understand people and, you know, communicate. So it helps with, with just falling into the social pipeline.

• 34:42Speaker 02

  It's not funny.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  So, uh, that helped me there. And then, cause especially after training, you're getting an orphaned off your hobby. Like, and they're asking you something you know about. And I'd say, you're funny. Look, you go here, you pass the guard like this and do like that. And then, Yeah. they're going, well, hey, what do you do in the daytime? I go run and I gotta do this. And I want to go get lunch. And now you got a friend and all of a sudden, your friend is some thirty-five-year-old cop. And, and like, what kid do you know that sells weed is friends with a cop? That's, that's, and now you got, they're just homeboys. And then, and it's like, I learned a lot from all that training and, yeah, it helped with, with everything.

• 35:18Theo Von?

  Yeah. Yeah, dude, there was something. Oh, the endorphins after a class, even if you just got choked out by a fucking like a thirty five pound girl, right? You'd be like, fuck you, I'm gonna get that bitch next week. It could be, dude, I got choked out by this fucking thirteen year old girl. I will say this, I think she had taken some Thai Thai bow or whatever it's called.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  Taekwondo.

• 35:43Theo Von?

  Taekwondo, right? And so I was like, okay, so this obviously, you know, this bitch knows what she's doing or whatever. But anyway, I fucking got leveled out by this chick in one class. And I just remember driving home in my head thinking, I'm gonna fuck that kid up next week, dude, which was a crazy thought. But uh, but also, yeah, the endorphins, people you would meet, if you're choking on a fucking baker, you like fucking smell those cinnamon rolls, bitch, you know?

• 36:08Speaker 02

  I better get a free fucking.

• 36:09Theo Von?

  Oh, that's Thai bow, my role. My bad. That's some other shit, bro. That's a fucking, look at the dude on the right, bro. That dude.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  He's excited.

• 36:18Theo Von?

  Oh, he fucking.

• 36:19Speaker 02

  He loved Thai bow.

• 36:20Theo Von?

  He'll put a full Nelson in your ass. That fella right there, bro. Damn. He'll half Nelson some dude's balls in his throat. Fucking crazy, bro. Um, is fighting fun for you guys now? Does it change over time once it becomes a career?

• 36:38Speaker 03

  It's the best thing to do, like, training wise, I think. Helps out with life and shit. So, so I think.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've been fighting for so long. I think him too is like, once you, once you, we've been doing this for so long, if you're not fighting, it's like, that's what I do.

• 36:54Theo Von?

  Right.

• 36:55Speaker 02

  So it's, and then we're like, when you train for a fight and get done with the fight, fuck that shit. I ain't doing, I ain't, what the fuck I just putting all kinds of work and did all this? Cause nobody could do that. It's a lot of work. And then, uh, not even the work too, just the mental, just go to sleep. Like if somebody normal had to fight, be out here fighting three months, be like, okay, they go and go to sleep. I can't sleep. They can't even make it to a fight. So it's like, it's a whole thing. And then once you get done, you're like, man, I was finally cool. I'm glad it's over. I ain't fucking doing that shit. Two months goes by and you're like, man, what the fuck? I need to get back to what I do.

• 37:27Theo Von?

  Damn.

• 37:28Speaker 02

  It's just what I do now, you know? So it's like, when you're not fighting, you're like, alright, I gotta get back. I gotta be, I gotta do what I do. So that's how it is for me.

• 37:38Theo Von?

  For you.

• 37:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:39Theo Von?

  At a certain point, I noticed even with comedy, like it choose, the thing, the thing you do, eventually it chooses you as well. It's like.

• 37:46Speaker 02

  It's like, I have to do this because.

• 37:48Theo Von?

  This is what I do now.

• 37:49Speaker 02

  Like I can make millions of dollars doing all kinds of other shit. I'm like, fuck, fuck. There's nothing like doing what you do. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta, it doesn't feel like you're doing the right thing. So fighting for me is just what I do now. And it sucks and it's great and all that.

• 38:04Theo Von?

  Yeah. Yeah. What's the part about it that sucks the most for you guys?

• 38:10Speaker 03

  Dieting.

• 38:12Theo Von?

  Wow. What you thinking about? You be sitting there thinking about something type of like.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  It's like fasting. What are you talking about? I'll be hungry.

• 38:18Theo Von?

  How many zins you got in?

• 38:20Speaker 03

  None.

• 38:21Theo Von?

  One. That bitch must be big, huh?

• 38:24Speaker 03

  I don't like swallowing the spit and the zen. It fucking.

• 38:27Theo Von?

  In that jar?

• 38:28Speaker 03

  It'll uh hurt your stomach. Do you do zins?

• 38:32Theo Von?

  Nah, dude. I'm vaping right now and I'm fasting. I feel like a fucking Native American over in this bitch or something. I feel like a damn Hindu or something.

• 38:42Theo Von?

  I got enough problems, bro. Um, damn, Chris is fucked up. He fucked up?

• 38:46Speaker 03

  Nah, nah, nah. I just have a zen.

• 38:48Theo Von?

  Yeah, go pee, man. I'm gonna pee. Alright. Bro, I've had some fun times in there with him, bro. I've had some fun times in there.

• 39:01Theo Von?

  Yeah, he'll love that, dude. Yeah, Joe's been supportive. He's the one who told me, he said, like a year ago. We were staying busy like with podcasting and he's he's like if you start doing two episodes a week then nobody will be able to stop you. That's what he told me.

• 39:18Speaker 02

  Oh, wow. You've been betting on a lot of episodes.

• 39:21Theo Von?

  And he just said, yeah. And so we started to challenge ourselves and it's kind of wild like uh, because there'd be, it used to be hard for me to even go like an hour of podcasting. And now some conversations I'll go, it'll be two and a half hours and it'll be.

• 39:36Speaker 02

  His are like that long as fuck. You're like, damn.

• 39:38Theo Von?

  His have so much information. I'm like, fuck, I'm dumb. I'll leave out of there feeling like, fuck, I gotta go study. I just feel dumb. He's so, he just is interested in so many things, right? And he really is interested. That's the thing.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:50Theo Von?

  He really fucking wants, he just like, it's like walking in the library. I feel like, oh, I'm fucked.

• 39:55Speaker 02

  I'm fucked, yeah.

• 39:56Theo Von?

  Like I could study forever and I won't get past the fucking magazines, you know?

• 40:00Speaker 02

  And wind up just trickling off to all kinds of shit and you're like, damn, now I'm in some situation where I don't know what the fuck we're talking about.

• 40:07Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:07Speaker 02

  And so you see this one fight, right? You saw that? Cool. We gotta circle back.

• 40:12Theo Von?

  Yeah, oh, a lot of circle. Dude, yeah, they should, I wish I could call timeouts when I was in Joe's podcast just to give myself, my brain a chance to, to me to give my brain a pep talk in those bitches, bro. Cause he's just so smart and so interested. Um, so you got the, uh, the MVP promotion and it's Netflix. It's the Mike Perry fight. That's what's coming up. How did the fight come to be?

• 40:37Speaker 02

  Well, me and Mike Perry been the biggest thing on the outside of the UFC.

• 40:43Theo Von?

  Yeah, I've been following the BFC stuff.

• 40:46Speaker 02

  For a cool minute and he's been doing moves and, uh, and making shit happen and, uh, respect because like nobody's doing, knows how to do shit. People who are the talent are just the fucking talent and I'm, I'm like, bro, I have to get out of here because.

• 41:06Speaker 02

  I'm not, that's not what I am, you know, so, uh, and I get out and I'm like, what I do is fight, I need to do what I do. So I've been like, there's nobody out here. And then he's out there doing the same, and we got offered each other a few times, and uh, it was in the, it was in the direction of, of it happening. And a couple of things happened, didn't happen, and now it's happening. So that unfortunately, this is the only way to make it happen. Because uh,

• 41:42Speaker 02

  it's time. He's been doing a great job. He's been knocking people out. He beat fucking, beat middleweight champion, uh, what was his name? Uh, Rockhold. He beat Rockhold, and he beat Eddie Alvarez, lightweight champion for years. He beat, um, he beat Jeremy Stephens, he beat, uh, who, who else? He beat his back-to-back whooping everybody's ass.

• 42:05Speaker 05

  Michael Benen Page?

• 42:05Speaker 02

  He beat MVP. I didn't even know. Yeah, but MVP does a good job. He out there knocking people on, doing a good job. He, he,

• 42:12Theo Von?

  That was a close one. That one went to the cards, didn't it?

• 42:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:15Speaker 05

  And everybody complains about MVP's boring fights, but you need someone like Mike Perry who's gonna go forward. That made it a fucking war. It was dope.

• 42:21Speaker 02

  He dropped. Yeah, that makes a good fight.

• 42:23Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  And that's what I said back in the day. Like, I ain't fighting people who aren't fighters. I'm fighting fighters because that makes good fights, and that goes down in the brain, in the memory bank for fucking fights in history, is good fighters fighting each other. And uh,

• 42:39Speaker 02

  I think that was the best, best thing to do out here, is beat somebody who's doing a fucking great job at fucking whipping ass and making bigger moves than just being a fucking meathead-ass fighter. And uh, that's what I'm, that's what I'm attacking, is the best of the best.

• 42:55Theo Von?

  And, and Mike's a fan favorite. People love him. People love both you guys. You guys have such huge fanbases and stuff. It's, fuck, that's gonna be a tough one to watch, bro. It's gonna be fucking tough one to watch. And I remember earlier, I was like, are you excited for the fight? And you're like, bro, that's not exactly the way to say it.

• 43:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's not the feeling.

• 43:16Theo Von?

  What is the feeling more? Cause if, as a fan, yeah, you kinda ask this dumb question, like, are you excited?

• 43:27Speaker 02

  The feeling is just get in there and get out of bed alive and don't fuck up.

• 43:36Speaker 02

  So fuck excited.

• 43:40Theo Von?

  Fuck bro, I'm fucking scared and I'm not even gonna, I'm just gonna be, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna go, but yeah, I'm fucking scared. You have a training camp? I'm scared now, bro, damn. Your training camp starts tomorrow.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  You're not even fighting.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  That's exciting.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  Nah, that's cool though.

• 44:03Theo Von?

  You're right though, that's kinda, it's hard to, like, so few people could put themselves into that perspective, bro, because so many, so many people, a fight is one of the scariest things, bro. It's like public speaking with your fucking face and fists, you know? It's the scariest thing to people. And the fact that you guys do it, man, I think that's what makes all the fighters warriors. Like, when I go watch UFC, dude, I'm like, these, these people are fucked. They do something that's so foreign to so many people.

• 44:28Speaker 02

  Remember on Gladiator, when the warrior, Russell Crowe is like getting ready to go out and he does that, he's been in war forever, and he's standing there, and he's getting ready to go out like, fuck, we gotta go to war around here, like some fucking slaves, this is crazy. And he's looking at the other slaves, you gotta go to war, and it's a guy from shaking and peeing.

• 44:52Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 44:54Speaker 02

  Fuck. Yeah, that's everybody. You don't know nothing about that. And he's just sitting there, and that's a good fucking scene right there.

• 45:03Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  He's like, calm down, nigga, we gonna make it out alive.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  So that's, that's Gladiator. Remember he's standing in the back and they're all there, and they're making it, we about to fight, they're like, you're going to fight for entertainment? And then the guy in front of him, but that's what he does, because he's running right away, fucking, they were hunting him down, and he ran the whole army. So that's what he does, and he's gonna go out there to go to war with a bunch of rookies. He's like, come on, let's go. And then the guy in front of him is just peeing, he's shivering, he's peeing. And I think he's looking, like, damn, that's fucked up.

• 45:41Speaker 02

  Stay by me, dog, you'll be alright.

• 45:43Theo Von?

  Stay close, bro. Stay fucking, I would be hiding under somebody's.

• 45:46Speaker 02

  So that, when people say, are you excited? The guy who says, are you excited? Reminds me of that guy.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  He's like, come on me, bro. Let's go to war.

• 45:57Theo Von?

  Amen, bro.

• 46:00Theo Von?

  And you have a fight too, Avila, just announced on the card against Brandon Jenkins?

• 46:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, Brandon Jenkins. So it's the same day, May 16th. And, uh, yeah, he fought in UFC a few times. He fought in PFL. He fought a lot too, so.

• 46:13Theo Von?

  And it's MMA?

• 46:14Speaker 03

  MMA, yeah.

• 46:16Theo Von?

  Do you prefer one of the other these days?

• 46:18Speaker 03

  Not really. I've been fighting boxing. My last MMA fight was in 21, so. Yeah, I'm excited to get back in there.

• 46:26Speaker 02

  He boxed, uh, when I fought too. He fought, who did you fight last?

• 46:30Speaker 03

  Uh, my last fight, well, my last fight against a guy on MVP. It was against Ariel Perez, but the fight before that, no, yeah, that was in August. But the last fight I had, or before that, was, uh, Ben Henderson in, in, uh, the UK.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  Yeah. And then he fought, who did you fight?

• 46:49Speaker 03

  I fought Pettis and then Stevens.

• 46:51Speaker 02

  Jeremy Stevens.

• 46:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I beat them both. And then.

• 46:54Speaker 02

  And that was all boxing, right?

• 46:55Speaker 03

  It was all boxing. Yeah, but, yeah, we're getting back in MMA right here.

• 47:00Theo Von?

  And will you guys train to get, will you guys be in camp together?

• 47:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:04Theo Von?

  So what does the camp look like this, this time? Does it look different because of these fighters that you're fighting? Like, do you start to shape it for that?

• 47:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Well, with boxing, you're boxing all the time. Now, now we got wrestling, wrestling coming in, uh, MMA. Fighters coming in, kickboxers coming in. It's a lot more work than easy ass boxing. But yeah, we got everybody coming in for four, full, full war, war zones. We get the best, the best in every yard. We get the best kickboxer. I'm gonna bring, uh, I'm gonna bring, uh, Joe Schilling out. And, uh, kick, yeah, he's got a fight too. And then they got a bunch of kickboxers they're gonna bring out with, with him. And, and we'll drill and train that. And I got my boxing coach, Richard Perez. And then me and him and about a dozen other pro fighters at the gym. And then we're gonna bring

• 47:51Speaker 02

  sparring, we're gonna bring sparring in for that. And then, um, I got Nick Salivar runs in my wrestling program at the gym. And he's gonna bring in wrestlers and I got Ernie Reyes out here rolling me everywhere.

• 48:03Theo Von?

  He's the best dude. Remember when he hit Bobby? We're not gonna say, we're taking that out, Ernie. Don't even worry.

• 48:09Speaker 02

  Asian on Asian crime. We gonna beat some brown on brown crime.

• 48:15Theo Von?

  Dude, yeah, a lot of people think you and Mike Perry should fight for the winner gets to say the N word, bro. That's what it really should be, I feel like.

• 48:27Theo Von?

  And I heard you guys are going on a train right after this?

• 48:29Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, my boxing coach just flew in, so we're gonna go meet him. I wanted to take a nap, but it's good. Remember that one guy who don't like naps?

• 48:37Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, he had beef with naps.

• 48:40Theo Von?

  Who was he?

• 48:41Speaker 02

  John Berthold.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  That was on Instagram.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, John Berthold.

• 48:44Theo Von?

  Yeah, that guy.

• 48:45Speaker 03

  He apologized.

• 48:46Theo Von?

  Oh, he hates naps? I know who John Berthold is.

• 48:47Speaker 02

  Was he sarcastic about?

• 48:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, he apologized. No, kinda.

• 48:54Speaker 02

  I don't like naps if you ain't doing shit either, but if you're doing shit, you need a nap.

• 48:58Theo Von?

  Yeah, sometimes I can't, if I know I have a lot of shit to do, though, it's hard to fuck.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  I don't call it a nap either, pussy. I'd say I fucking close my eyes for five seconds.

• 49:07Speaker 04

  I don't take naps. I just don't have time for naps, man.

• 49:09Speaker 02

  What's this guy's beef with naps?

• 49:12Speaker 04

  This motherfucker takes naps. I don't trust people to take naps, dude. I just found out that he doesn't take naps, dude. He's a grown ass man. No, you don't fuck. Dude, yeah, it's like, dude, like, the whole world's moving while you're napping, bro. It's fucking, I can't fuck with a nap. I just, I can't.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  Hey, you wanna know something? I take naps. I, hey, I take naps. I don't sleep. Hey, if that dude came with me for a day, what's his name again?

• 49:30Theo Von?

  John Berthold.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  I like him too. He's cool. Remember on the movie with?

• 49:35Speaker 03

  He was on that zombie show too.

• 49:38Theo Von?

  He beat the zombies out of, in Atlanta.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  But if that motherfucker came with me for the week, that boy be sleeping. He be taking naps. And I'd be, I'd be waiting. I'm like, I hate naps, motherfucker. Get up. It's time to grind. That guy should have hung out with me.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  He'd be napping, huh?

• 49:57Theo Von?

  Will this fight, will this be y'all's biggest payday for fights?

• 50:03Speaker 02

  Same for me.

• 50:04Theo Von?

  Okay. And if that's too personal, I'll just let you know if I'm being on the line.

• 50:08Speaker 03

  Same. No, it's a regular payday. Yeah.

• 50:11Theo Von?

  Cause it's, I mean, Netflix is, it feels like to me, he's trying to get into the fight game, obviously, you know? This is gonna be kind of their first MMA card. Is that right, Nick?

• 50:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, and they're just doing live events like spectacles, and that's why they need the big names.

• 50:26Theo Von?

  Did you feel like something like this would come along? Did you feel like just the way, that's the way that the business was headed?

• 50:34Speaker 02

  It was kinda like when the pay-per-view models kinda flipped over, you could tell some change. He didn't know about it, so you're like, but now you're like, okay, we can work with that. You know what I'm saying? So, uh, yeah, we didn't know what to expect before, you didn't see it coming. But now that it's here, it makes sense.

• 50:52Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  You feel me?

• 50:52Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 50:53Speaker 02

  But, uh, uh, I got my own promotion that I'm planning on kicking off the whole bit since I was trying to get out. Since I was trying to get out years ago, so I understand it and, um, it's cool that, uh, that it's cool that I'm starting to understand better and I'm, I'm gonna learn more as I go. And then I plan on running shit over with it too.

• 51:16Theo Von?

  Did you learn a lot from just like the experience with the Jake Paul fight?

• 51:22Speaker 02

  Like how?

• 51:24Theo Von?

  Like just like the, just like seeing like the business, like more, just having a new.

• 51:28Speaker 02

  No, I seen that developing. I, I could see them, I could see them picking up game and, and understanding that I went and, uh,

• 51:38Speaker 02

  I'm always learning something about something. So I think every, every, every experience, yeah, you're picking up as you go.

• 51:43Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  Not specifically, I, I learned that

• 51:50Speaker 02

  they're doing the same.

• 51:51Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 51:51Speaker 02

  As we go, you know?

• 51:52Theo Von?

  Yeah. Was there a chance that you, that there was gonna be a, uh, you were gonna come back into UFC?

• 52:03Speaker 02

  Um, I wanna be, I wanna go back to the UFC, yeah. Uh,

• 52:11Speaker 02

  I fucking, um,

• 52:14Speaker 02

  I have bigger, I have, I have bigger,

• 52:19Speaker 02

  I have bigger offers from the UFC than I got from these guys. But, but the, the, the offers were, the opponents weren't the right opponents at the moment. And I believe everything in this, in this fight game, uh, and a lot of things, but the fight game is, is timing. And I think that if I would have

• 52:39Speaker 02

  went to the UFC, I wouldn't have been fighting the fighters that I want to be fighting. I wanna fight the best of the best. And if, if, if I'm not gonna get that, then I'm gonna find, fight the best, biggest thing I could.

• 52:52Theo Von?

  That was offering.

• 52:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, I like, all right, for instance, I, I think that if I went back to the UFC.

• 53:02Speaker 02

  They want me to fight Conor McGregor right now.

• 53:08Speaker 02

  For me, Conor McGregor just pull up his record. Do we got his record? Okay, I know this, but I'm like, I'm thinking about it. I'm like Conor McGregor just fucking lost to Poirier, I think. He got knocked out on his ass. What's his last name? So I can refresh my memory. Poirier, right? Okay. So Poirier knocks his ass out, right? And then he breaks his leg. Which was horrible because Poirier is a fucking sorry little bitch and, and Disagree. And he, yeah, I know, what can you say? And I'm like, I'm like, he knocks him out and then he gets his leg broken.

• 53:50Speaker 02

  And then it's like, fuck, that's fucking horrible. Like, we're adversaries, but I'm a bro. You broke your whole shit. I don't wish that on nobody, you know what I'm saying? And, and then he got knocked out. And then like, I'm like, okay, I hope he comes back and does good. I hope he does it, you know what I'm saying? And then it was kind of mounting down. This guy, and I'm like, all right, cool. And then he's gonna come back and I know he's having a hard time with the UFC because I've been having my hard times with the UFC. I'm like, yo, good vibes to him handling your shit. And, uh, in the meantime, I'm doing whatever I'm doing. And then when he

• 54:22Speaker 02

  is ready to come back now, and he's motivated and doing what he's gotta do. And I'm like, okay, I wanna fight motherfucking BMF motherfuckers claiming my belt that's running all around. Uh, Charles Oliver just won the fight, right? Yeah. I'm like, right, you're rocking my belt now and you're running around like you're the baddest motherfucker. So that's when I'm like, yo, what's poppin' with the UFC? So I'm like, let's link up and get this fight poppin'. And then I go back to talk to them about it and they're all ready for me to come back and fight Conor. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen to what I'm talking about. I wanna fight the best of the best when they are the best of the best. Conor's great, but I'm not trying to go kill off Conor when he's on his last dying fucking leg.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  Yeah. Literally, that's fucked up. But, but, but I'm not trying to be the, the ending to some fucker's story like that. Like, we ain't friends, we ain't none of that, but I ain't trying to finish this dude off. I want, and that's what I plan on doing if we're fighting. And at the same time, I ain't trying to get fucked up by nobody who just got knocked out on his ass and broke his leg all the time. They're like, this guy's down and out. Now he's none but motivated to fight me.

• 55:33Theo Von?

  Right.

• 55:34Speaker 02

  Cause who else you gonna fight in there? And they're probably gonna give him a fucking BMF belt, fucking bitch ass Olivera, who I believe I'll beat the fucking shit out of, you know what I'm saying?

• 55:46Theo Von?

  Out of Olivera?

• 55:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, he been in the guy, people I been beat, beat him. I beat Pettis, Pettis choked that fool. I beat Seroni, Seroni kicked him all up in his ass, pugged him like a little bitch. And then, uh,

• 55:57Theo Von?

  But if he took you to the draw.

• 55:58Speaker 02

  He's walking around with my belt though.

• 56:00Theo Von?

  Yeah, he got your jewelry.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  He walking around with my belt and this fool actually one time, he won the title and I'm like, what's up? I'll fight Olivera. I know I'll beat Olivera. And then Olivera is like, no thanks, homie. I put a tweet out like, I'll fight him. And then he put a tweet out like, no thanks, homie. I'm trying to fight for big stuff world championships and this and that. I'm like, oh, I'm, okay, I'm not, I understand you have the right to big league me cause you're Mr. Champion and anything. And I was like, all right, go ahead, which is sorry, I said. And then a few months later, a, a little while later, after Conor breaks his leg all up and gets knocked out all the place. This fool's like, I'll fight Conor McGregor. I'm like, I thought you wanted bigger and better things. You picking on people.

• 56:42Theo Von?

  Right.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Who are on the downfall and that's my perspective on the whole situation.

• 56:46Theo Von?

  Got it.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  So then they want me to come back and fight.

• 56:51Theo Von?

  Olivera.

• 56:51Speaker 02

  I believe they want me to come back and fight Conor McGregor, not Olivera.

• 56:55Theo Von?

  I see.

• 56:56Speaker 02

  You know, I'm like, well, I'm gonna fight for my belt that I created, that I deserve. Since I started a whole division to bring value up to all these fucking fighters.

• 57:06Theo Von?

  Right, you started BMF though.

• 57:07Speaker 02

  I started the whole shit. That's me. That's my belt you're wearing on my hip. So yeah. You just got tatted with a BMF belt. That's me that you're holding. Okay? And they're like, okay, we want you to come back and then maybe later we'll do that. I'm like, okay, well. You know who's doing a good job? The same, almost close to the same amount offer for Mike Perry, who's the fucking most violent motherfucker around right now. Doing things, taking over businesses, running shit, doing his own promotion. And I'm like, that sounds a lot more, a lot more, I'm a lot more enthusiastic to get up and run and get ready to train for this motherfucker who's gonna knock me out, or I'm gonna knock

• 57:47Speaker 02

  his ass out, and we're gonna take what's, who's the bigger dog of the bigger, best motherfuckers there are, you know what I'm saying? And then, in the meantime, I'm not fighting for MVP. I'm fighting for Netflix, and I'm fighting from Real Fighting Incorporated, which I'll probably be doing next with Netflix anyway, Real Fight Entertainment on a thing and show you how to throw a real MMA fight show. I've been in the UFC for 20 years now, so I'm like, yo, I'm gonna do that from Real Fighting with, you know, I'm not working for fucking MVP like all these other motherfuckers are.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  I'm a UFC fighter, I'm working for me, for Real Fighting, and I'm hunting Jake Paul's motherfucking ass, not taking a fight with a guy who's on the comeback. Man, fuck Connor will fight again when the time is right and it's time to fight, but it's gonna be when we both on the uprise, not, not when someone's dying out, or, I'm not nobody's comeback story either. So, I'm fighting the most dangerous, most violent motherfucker there is on Netflix, and then I'm hunting his boy that he works with, that MVP. So that's what I'm doing right now. That's, that's my objective, and that's what I'm doing. I didn't wanna talk about it, but that's what's happening.

• 59:10Theo Von?

  Oh no, and I didn't know that.

• 59:12Speaker 02

  Nah, it's all good, but if it came up, that's what it is.

• 59:15Theo Von?

  And is Real Fight Incorporated, that's your group, and you guys are co-promoters on the fight?

• 59:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, a little bit, then we're having, I'm like, do your thing, whatever, I'm just gonna do this 'cause I stay active, I wanna stay active fighting, 'cause that's what I do. It feels good to do what I do, and not fighting is not it. You know, and I, I fight, that's what I do, so, I plan on fighting forever, and that's what I'm doing right now. Fighting the best guy I can fight on the outside, I'm bigger than fighting some no-name ass motherfuckers in UFC, or somebody on a down sphere. I'm like- But as far as the UFC is concerned, I'm fucking in love with UFC. That's my shit. That's where I come from and that's what it is. And all this shit came from it, like even Jake Paul's fucking ass.

• 59:59Speaker 02

  And he's over here having a beef with UFC. I'm like, the UFC made you motherfucker. Cause you found a loophole and you went and boxed a bunch of UFC fighters. I know too. I'm in on the joke. MMA fighters cannot box. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:00:14Theo Von?

  Who was the fight that, uh, when you, when you hear him say this stuff, Chris, how do you feel about it?

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  I was just listening. That's all, that's all it, that's his thing. So, yeah, I feel it though.

• 1:00:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. That's his situation. I don't really know, but yeah.

• 1:00:31Theo Von?

  Do you like, do you think he needs any different type of prep to fight a guy like Mike Perry?

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  Nah, I think Mike Perry is a good, that's right up the alley for a real fight. Yeah.

• 1:00:42Theo Von?

  Yeah. Fuck.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  The good part about him is he comes to fight. He comes down and he tries to take you clean out. And that's, that's what I'm trying to do too. And if you're gonna try to take me clean out, you know? It's, it's hard to fight a guy who's trying not to fight you. And a lot of my losses on my record or any fights I've lost have been motherfuckers who are trying not to fight me. You know, loophole around the whole fighting, even like, even like Paul, I feel like I beat Paul, but uh.

• 1:01:12Theo Von?

  A lot of people felt that way.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  But it was his like big show. So it's like, okay, all right. But I know, I know from experience, I ain't winning no decisions, even if I do. So watch that fight over and read the punch count and your own count without somebody else's. I won that fight too.

• 1:01:29Theo Von?

  And you mentioned a couple of guys in that and you mentioned Poirier, who I'm obviously a huge fan of and I love. What was the, um, and yeah, and I, and I obviously disagree with how you, how you feel about it, but you guys are fighters and I'm not.

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  Pussy, yeah.

• 1:01:42Theo Von?

  I'm not, I'm not in you guys' universe, so, um, except as a fan. Uh, why didn't that fight ever kind of show up for you guys?

• 1:01:51Speaker 02

  Cause he had pussy surgery when we were supposed to fight. There's a video, pull the video up of him in the car, uh, uh, hospital.

• 1:02:00Theo Von?

  Uh, no, he had part of his knee scope, didn't he? No, his hip.

• 1:02:03Speaker 02

  Pussy.

• 1:02:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, we, that fight was lined up when we had Dustin Poirier on in 2018.

• 1:02:09Theo Von?

  Right.

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's got a pussy. Pull the video when he was in hospital and they fuck you Nate, you know, and things.

• 1:02:14Theo Von?

  If it was a pussy, I will say this, it looked just like a hip.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  Pussy. Okay, pussy removal. Didn't he say fuck you? Talking all that shit about steroids.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  Fuck you Nate. He's on anesthesia. Yeah, bro. His pussy was removed, or his penis was removed.

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  He had penis removal surgery.

• 1:02:39Theo Von?

  So we didn't get to fight. Y'all like, kinda did you, was that one that like, uh, did that?

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  Let's make fun of him a little bit.

• 1:02:49Speaker 02

  Come on. Louisiana's pussy boy.

• 1:02:54Theo Von?

  I'm kidding, I know, it's all good, baby.

• 1:02:56Speaker 05

  Dustin, we love you.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  Nah, nah, you're a pussy.

• 1:03:00Theo Von?

  You guys are one of those guys that-

• 1:03:01Speaker 02

  He quit his job and then was like, I wanna box late in a thing. I'm like, why'd you quit too early, stupid?

• 1:03:07Theo Von?

  He fucking was hurt, Nate. He couldn't even move one of his legs.

• 1:03:10Speaker 02

  He's emotional.

• 1:03:12Theo Von?

  I mean, he didn't have much emotion.

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  He's emotional. His fucking, uh, what is it? His fucking estrogen levels were high. He got estrogen high.

• 1:03:23Theo Von?

  I would never wanna get hit by his estrogen, man, that's for sure, dude.

• 1:03:27Speaker 02

  If it rubs off, that's why I'm like, I'm cool, I'll find that pussy, cuz it rubs off. It does. You hang out with pussies. You know what I'm saying? What if you fight one too and then it's like, you fucking, he tries to hold on to you too much? Like, you got pussy on me.

• 1:03:41Theo Von?

  Bro, he's a fucking, one of the toughest UFC fighters ever, bro. He's one of the greats.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Poirier?

• 1:03:46Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:47Speaker 02

  Whatever, dude. I'm kidding.

• 1:03:50Theo Von?

  No, he's one of the greats.

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's done good.

• 1:03:52Theo Von?

  Alright, I'll, I'm gonna change the subject.

• 1:03:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, fight.

• 1:03:55Theo Von?

  Huh?

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  I'm kidding, I'm just giving you shit.

• 1:03:59Theo Von?

  Uh, is, do you think Jake Paul will ever fight MMA, or do you think that's all just a-

• 1:04:03Speaker 02

  And what do you think I'm doing here?

• 1:04:04Theo Von?

  A ruse?

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  I'm on the hunt. I'm gonna take his ass clean out. I gotta fight Perry, get through the fight with a, who's a really big task at hand, and then we get the Paul fight, and, um-

• 1:04:20Theo Von?

  And that'll be MMA?

• 1:04:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, we'll see, time will tell though, and I ain't going nowhere.

• 1:04:26Theo Von?

  But he said a lot that he's gonna have fight MMA.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, he says that.

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  That's what he says.

• 1:04:31Theo Von?

  That's what he says.

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  We'll see, I think he will, I think he will though. I'm just saying, uh...

• 1:04:38Speaker 02

  What is it saying?

• 1:04:41Theo Von?

  Talk is-

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  Project it into existence? He does that good, so yeah, I think he will. Yeah, I think he will.

• 1:04:46Theo Von?

  Yeah. Um, do you think Jake could win an MMA fight?

• 1:04:50Speaker 03

  Uh, not against him, no.

• 1:04:54Theo Von?

  Um, we're gonna do just a little bit of word association. We're gonna put some pictures up of some guys and just throw the first word that comes into your head, Nate, on these guys.

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  Can I work out for a second?

• 1:05:03Theo Von?

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:05:04Speaker 02

  I'm ready for it.

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• 1:05:36Theo Von?

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• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  Hey, I was talking to him about the uh, about the uh, Elvis movie, Jackie White shows.

• 1:06:55Theo Von?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:06:56Speaker 02

  They're fucking good.

• 1:06:57Theo Von?

  So good, bro.

• 1:06:58Speaker 02

  Elvis is the fucking man.

• 1:06:59Theo Von?

  Priscilla, did you see the Priscilla one?

• 1:07:01Speaker 02

  No, I didn't.

• 1:07:01Theo Von?

  Bro, go see Priscilla's good. Oh. It's good, bro. Yeah, it's still, I mean, it's still just mostly about Elvis.

• 1:07:07Speaker 02

  The wife or the daughter? That's the wife. Michael Jackson married his daughter, right?

• 1:07:11Theo Von?

  That's the wife, dude. Yeah, speaking of grooming, bro.

• 1:07:16Speaker 02

  What does that mean, grooming?

• 1:07:17Theo Von?

  Grooming is when like somebody, uh.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  Like, what do you mean, though? What do you?

• 1:07:23Theo Von?

  Grooming is like if somebody's like.

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  Humping somebody ever or something?

• 1:07:28Theo Von?

  Like, somebody like, it becomes like, when an adult becomes friends with a kid. So like, when I was a busboy, actually, it's true. When I was a busboy, I met this.

• 1:07:37Speaker 02

  That's what you said, grooming. Yeah.

• 1:07:39Theo Von?

  I met this dude.

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  Is that grooming? Andrew Groomer, don't slap me!

• 1:07:45Speaker 02

  I got shanked and slapped for grooming.

• 1:07:48Theo Von?

  But grooming happens, bro, it's.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  I thought I was gonna say it.

• 1:07:51Theo Von?

  Cause why? It's become a popular American pastime amongst a lot of our politicians and uh.

• 1:07:57Speaker 02

  I didn't get it until Andrew came in.

• 1:07:59Theo Von?

  He got groomed. He's the one who got groomed.

• 1:08:00Speaker 02

  I didn't get groomed, bro.

• 1:08:01Theo Von?

  Alright.

• 1:08:02Speaker 02

  Hey, nobody got groomed around here.

• 1:08:05Theo Von?

  God damn it, Theo! I ain't coming here no more. What about? What do y'all think of the uh, of the UFC, of the 250 card, the White House card?

• 1:08:14Speaker 02

  Who's on the card again? Pereira?

• 1:08:16Speaker 05

  Uh, main events, Ilija Tapuria and Justin Gagey, uh, Kyle Dacus, Bo Nickle.

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  Pereira's on there, right?

• 1:08:25Speaker 05

  No, they, I, I think they wanted to do Pereira.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  I thought he was gonna fight, uh, Gainan or something.

• 1:08:30Theo Von?

  Can you pull up the card?

• 1:08:31Speaker 02

  I think, I think that's on. I think it's gonna be good card. Tapuria, Gagey. Pereira, Gancy, Shano Malley's in there, that's cool.

• 1:08:42Theo Von?

  It's gonna be tough. Chandler's on there.

• 1:08:45Speaker 02

  Who?

• 1:08:46Theo Von?

  Chandler, Michael Chandler.

• 1:08:47Speaker 02

  Where, where, where? Who's he fighting?

• 1:08:48Theo Von?

  He's fighting, uh, Maurice Ruffi. Bo Nickle.

• 1:08:52Speaker 02

  Who the hell is Bo Nickle fighting?

• 1:08:53Theo Von?

  Diego Lopez, that's gonna be dope.

• 1:08:55Speaker 02

  They're just pumping up Bo Nickle. Who the hell is that guy?

• 1:08:57Speaker 05

  Kyle Dacus from, uh, Phil- Philadelphia, he's good.

• 1:09:00Speaker 02

  Look at Diego Lopez, little mustache. That's funny.

• 1:09:05Theo Von?

  That's a good picture dude, that's hilarious dude. They're doing like extensive background checks for people that are even going to the fights? Do you think you guys would even be able to clear the background checks?

• 1:09:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, right away. I have no record. I go to Canada and my homies could get in, they all got DUIs, I'm good. I'm flying colors baby. And Trump, Trump, Trump, my, Trump came to, when I fought Magdalene was the first time a president ever came to a fight.

• 1:09:30Theo Von?

  Really?

• 1:09:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:32Theo Von?

  I didn't know that.

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  I invited him.

• 1:09:35Theo Von?

  Did you?

• 1:09:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was like, yo, we found him for the best motherfucker in the game belt, right here. And then he said, I gotta go to that. I'm like, yeah, come through.

• 1:09:45Speaker 03

  You had him up when you were walking out.

• 1:09:48Speaker 02

  Anyways.

• 1:09:49Theo Von?

  Seen him at the fights, was wild.

• 1:09:50Speaker 02

  I'll take full responsibility for that one shit. Who brought a president to a fight? Nobody. Mike Tyson? No, he wasn't the president then.

• 1:10:00Theo Von?

  Was he?

• 1:10:01Speaker 02

  No, not when Mike Tyson.

• 1:10:03Theo Von?

  No, oh yeah, hell no, no, no.

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  No, I just know Trump was at Mike Tyson fight.

• 1:10:06Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, bring up some pictures, do word association, fire through some pictures here, Nick, first word, Nate, sorry, first word that comes into your head?

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  Conor McGregor.

• 1:10:21Speaker 02

  Next.

• 1:10:21Theo Von?

  Next.

• 1:10:24Speaker 02

  Elijah Gutierrez.

• 1:10:26Theo Von?

  That fight though.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  Pussy.

• 1:10:31Theo Von?

  Champion.

• 1:10:32Speaker 03

  We keep getting him up.

• 1:10:34Speaker 02

  I'm sorry Dustin, we weren't just playing. GSP, um.

• 1:10:43Speaker 02

  OG.

• 1:10:43Theo Von?

  Yeah, you got OG.

• 1:10:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:45Theo Von?

  Fasting, he's the guy who taught me about fasting.

• 1:10:47Speaker 02

  Obnoxious.

• 1:10:48Theo Von?

  Gay.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  Hoto.

• 1:10:57Theo Von?

  What's Hoto?

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. Look it up.

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  The Grinch.

• 1:11:05Theo Von?

  Okay, there you go.

• 1:11:09Theo Von?

  The man.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  Who's that?

• 1:11:14Theo Von?

  That's, who is that? Well, that's Lindsey Graham. He's a guy who, he's the guy who everybody is saying is, uh, that he's like just supporting Israel because they have proof on him that he's like, like a, like low-key, like closeted gay dude.

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  I'm gonna say, I don't know.

• 1:11:32Speaker 07

  A portalizer guy in the back, right?

• 1:11:34Speaker 02

  I know, yeah.

• 1:11:35Theo Von?

  Here's the clip.

• 1:11:36Speaker 02

  I didn't mean, do you like that, Eli?

• 1:11:38Speaker 07

  Hey, Lindsey, why don't you just admit that you're gay and then people won't mock you anymore?

• 1:11:43Speaker 02

  That's funny.

• 1:11:44Theo Von?

  He don't wanna admit it.

• 1:11:47Speaker 02

  Hey, see that right there, though, Theo? That's why people should learn jujitsu.

• 1:11:51Theo Von?

  Right.

• 1:11:52Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:11:53Theo Von?

  Right, if he'd have stepped up right then?

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, because I'm gonna fuck you up for doing that to me.

• 1:11:58Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying? And what if you can't? You know what I'm saying?

• 1:12:03Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:04Speaker 02

  So why wouldn't he wanna learn jujitsu, like everybody? Like girls, kids, everybody.

• 1:12:10Theo Von?

  Do your, are your kids in jujitsu?

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

• 1:12:14Theo Von?

  Would you teach Lindsey Graham jujitsu?

• 1:12:17Speaker 02

  The gay guy? No.

• 1:12:20Speaker 02

  Absolutely not.

• 1:12:24Speaker 02

  I'll send him to somebody, though.

• 1:12:25Theo Von?

  That'll be alright. You guys know somebody in DC that could train him?

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  I don't know anybody in DC, no.

• 1:12:31Theo Von?

  Or Virginia, maybe?

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  Theo, talk to Mike.

• 1:12:35Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:12:37Speaker 02

  Do you ever wanna whoop their ass for telling me to? Talk to Mike, what? Do you ever, did you ever want to?

• 1:12:43Theo Von?

  I don't know, I haven't trained enough.

• 1:12:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, hey, but sometimes, you know, like, if my boy out there, I'll be like, hey, pick up your thing and fix your shirt, I'm like...

• 1:12:57Speaker 02

  Sorry, guys. I'm just trying to relate here a little bit, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:13:01Theo Von?

  One, a great moment that you had, uh, after a fight?

• 1:13:04Speaker 02

  Groom that boy.

• 1:13:08Speaker 02

  I'm playing.

• 1:13:09Theo Von?

  A great moment you had after the fight with Michael Johnson when you called out Conor McGregor? And they took the like Rogan like kinda stopped you from talking to the mic. Did you have more you wanted to say on that?

• 1:13:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was about to go off on everything. I was gonna be like, bitch, which motherfucker got five harder than you, a trailer harder than you? Everybody, fuck everyone here, fuck your mama, woo woo woo. But he started with a good thing.

• 1:13:32Speaker 02

  Because anything could have happened, endorphins.

• 1:13:34Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:34Speaker 02

  I'm like, yo, I told you this was gonna happen, woo woo woo. So I would have went off and I'm glad I got stopped when it did. But then I was telling my brother, man, I shouldn't have said that because he said it goes like, who gives, my brother knew, he's like, who gives a fuck, bro? You think anybody didn't see that? I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot. So it worked out. It was good.

• 1:13:53Theo Von?

  Will, uh.

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  Shout out to Joe, it was a good stoppage.

• 1:13:55Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:56Speaker 02

  It was a good stoppage. Cause I could have said anything. It said just what I needed to say. If I would have kept going, I would have embarrassed myself.

• 1:14:03Theo Von?

  Amen, bro.

• 1:14:05Speaker 02

  I already am kinda still was embarrassed about a little bit of it, but I always am, so it's cool.

• 1:14:10Theo Von?

  Well, like you say, you got, but you put it out there, bro, you know, you're running on endorphins, that's different. Will, um.

• 1:14:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have the confidence to say whatever, right?

• 1:14:18Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:19Speaker 02

  I'm like, I'll say anything. Fuck everybody here. They're like, what? What if they turn on you? I shouldn't have said that. Sorry, guys, I was high. I was high.

• 1:14:29Theo Von?

  Can you fight high or no?

• 1:14:30Speaker 02

  I wish. I was kinda high when I fought Pettis. Not really. I fought, I smoked a fat blunt right before we walked in, huh? Remember when we walked in, in LA?

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  You're not allowed to smoke weed now?

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, well, well, you can't just bring that weed in the locker room and smoke at the commission, in front of the commission. So I got really high and then we walked in, but that was like an hour and a half, two hours before the fight. So I was lingering high, but it would be great to, when they're, when they're, when it, I was gonna say when you walk out to smoke a blunt, but the best part would be to like smoke some right when they're going, I don't know, boy, corner, stomach, sex, my back. Hurry up, please. That'd be the best, I think.

• 1:15:14Speaker 02

  That's me right there.

• 1:15:15Theo Von?

  There you go. Did, um.

• 1:15:17Speaker 02

  That's me.

• 1:15:19Theo Von?

  It is. Didn't?

• 1:15:21Speaker 02

  That's me.

• 1:15:22Theo Von?

  Did you, because I know that, uh, Nick got, part of his thing was, his suspension was for weed, right? Whenever he got suspended?

• 1:15:29Speaker 02

  Pull up is that one fight. Well, when, yeah, Nick got in trouble for, for weed. Hey, can you guys pull up a fight? Who's that, that Hawaiian guy that you fought, that you went ding, cracked after, aftershocker? Remember the guy who you hit after you fit, he knocked out and he cracked him with the.

• 1:15:46Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:15:46Speaker 02

  Think about it, I forget.

• 1:15:47Speaker 03

  Drake Bowen?

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  Drake Bowen. Pull in Chris Avila versus Drake Bowen and let's watch that. I laugh at this fight every time. That's hilarious. That is funny. Nick got suspended for, for, for

• 1:16:01Speaker 02

  five years or some shit like that when he was already fucking older and it was like ridiculous. I forget the situation.

• 1:16:09Theo Von?

  Was there ever a part where they were, when you were, uh, when you were like heavy in UFC?

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, watch it.

• 1:16:15Theo Von?

  Oh, here, let's watch it.

• 1:16:16Speaker 03

  Can you go to the end?

• 1:16:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, just go to the end.

• 1:16:19Speaker 03

  Hold on, it's coming.

• 1:16:20Speaker 02

  This is.

• 1:16:21Speaker 03

  All right, here you can start it right here.

• 1:16:26Speaker 02

  Ding. What's up, metalized, wise, wise? Yeah. Blam!

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  I never get a win like that.

• 1:16:35Speaker 02

  I'm trying though. Like that, what up, dog? Do it one more time, repeat. That's fun. That's fun to watch. That makes you want to fight.

• 1:16:44Speaker 03

  That's what I'm gonna do to anybody who groomed me.

• 1:16:46Speaker 05

  You, you almost had, you almost had it against Leon Edwards.

• 1:16:50Speaker 02

  I know, I did, I almost scared Leon, Leon fucking ass.

• 1:16:53Speaker 05

  Respectfully, do, do you have any regret for not going after him?

• 1:16:56Speaker 02

  I did go after.

• 1:16:57Speaker 05

  But you pointed after you rocked him.

• 1:16:59Speaker 02

  Let's clear it up. Put that fight on, put on and write that part. I'll show you. People don't understand, they just like to make that the narrative of what happened.

• 1:17:07Theo Von?

  Yeah, thanks, Nick.

• 1:17:07Speaker 02

  But don't forget to, yeah, but everybody does, so, no, good looking out, but everybody does, so if you, if you watch a fight, let's take into consideration real quick. Let's take into consideration that this is 23 minutes of fighting in. Okay, and let me tell you beforehand.

• 1:17:23Speaker 03

  Didn't you step on your cup?

• 1:17:25Speaker 02

  My, my eyes right here, my eyes. And right here, like, after a certain amount of time, I, I had sweat in my eyes. Hold on, pause it, pause it. I had sweat in my eyes, so I could see him. I could see him all completely clear. But like, my eyes were all sweated out, and I couldn't see his eyes. So when he went like this, I thought he was playing with me. Ah. Cause I couldn't see that, but if I could see his eyes, I could see that like really far. You could see some of his eyes if they're conscious or not. And like, when I cracked him, I thought he was, when I pointed at him, I'm like, huh, bitch, shut up. Cause I thought he was playing with me. And I was like, fuck you. And then I was like, I was like, oh shit, he is fucked up.

• 1:18:07Speaker 02

  And then watch from, watch from that point, how many punches I throw and how much I actually really attack him. Let's see it. But I was slow on it for sure at first. I couldn't see, my eyes were blurry. No, I could, I could see perfect, but I couldn't see his eyes then. I thought he was fucking with me, like, oh, I'm, I'm knocked out, and I knew he had a minute left. So I thought, he was like, I'm gonna get out alive. I'm like, shut up bitch. What?

• 1:18:33Speaker 03

  I was in Arizona, huh?

• 1:18:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, Arizona.

• 1:18:35Speaker 03

  That's fun.

• 1:18:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. Watch. Okay, it's happening. Bing. Okay, one minute left. Now watch how many punches I throw from here on. Like, I was like, right now I'm realizing, oh, he is actually fucked up. Okay, one. And he's grabbing, hold on, ding. I'm like, come here bitch. What's up, motherfucker? Ding, ding, ding. Trying to get him. Twenty-four minutes in though, I'm not some fucking energetic first minute of the fight. I'm, look, I'm chasing this fool. Get off me. Come here bitch.

• 1:19:05Speaker 02

  What's up? You over here gonna get out alive? No? I'm got you, what, ding? Thirty seconds. Look, I'm not chasing him. I'm trying to get his ass. You know what I'm saying? But of course I look at it and think what I could have done, but it's like, what I could have, should have, I was trying. Trying to get his ass. But initially when I socked his ass, I couldn't see his eyes, and he went like that. Thought you just had to do that. Oh, he is fucked up. And I started chasing him down. So I was like, you just took a picture and I'm like, no, it wasn't even like that. I was trying to get him. I was fucking fighting for twenty-four minutes. Hey, everybody, go fight for twenty-four minutes, then try to get a motherfucker, you know what I'm saying? Like, you'd be like the guy on Gladiator, peeing on himself. Yeah. What the fuck you talking about? Fight me.

• 1:19:51Speaker 02

  But if it would've went on anymore, I would've finished that fool too. But would've, could've, should've, and there's only 25 minutes, do what you should've done. I knew that. I was just clearing that up for other people. I knew, I knew. Nah, that's my guy. I like the guy in the back. That's my boy right there. He knows Dumb and Dumber. He knows all the references. That's my guy right there. What's your name again? Nick Davis, the Cross Wisconsin. Nick Davis from Wisconsin was popping. He liked the Cheesehead. What is that, uh, Green Bay Packers, huh? Look at him. Nine game, baby was pop.

• 1:20:20Theo Von?

  Gang.

• 1:20:22Speaker 02

  Is that your stuff, Gang Gang?

• 1:20:23Theo Von?

  Gang Gang.

• 1:20:24Speaker 02

  That's your, that's your brand right there? Yeah, shit, that's tight.

• 1:20:27Theo Von?

  We came in with that. And I'm Upstairs, that's another one that we came through with. This has been...

• 1:20:31Speaker 02

  Let me get a hat.

• 1:20:32Theo Von?

  We've been a good group. Oh yeah, we got some for you on the way out.

• 1:20:36Speaker 02

  Shoot me a hat to put on.

• 1:20:37Theo Von?

  Yeah, I'll trade you a-

• 1:20:38Speaker 02

  Gang Gang.

• 1:20:38Theo Von?

  I'll trade you a hat for a ticket to your fight.

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  I want one. I got a ticket for you. Come on, man.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  You got tickets from somebody anyway? But you and me though, I'm gonna get you a shirt.

• 1:20:48Theo Von?

  I can't wait. Put me in the fuck-

• 1:20:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, wear my, my shirt. I'm kidding, you're a cool guy.

• 1:20:51Theo Von?

  I'll get a Diaz shirt, bro. I'll get a Diaz Army shirt.

• 1:20:54Speaker 02

  Gang Gang. I like the camera, dude, perfect.

• 1:20:57Theo Von?

  I'll get a Diaz Army shirt.

• 1:20:57Speaker 02

  Can we get one for Chris? Yeah. You guys left out Chris. That's cold. He had it again. Kevin Baker from Cheeseheads. I'm just kidding. What's your name again? Nick. Nick. Nick what? Davis. The fights early, huh? Nick Davis. Shout out to Nick Davis. You go to the fights early.

• 1:21:14Theo Von?

  I love being there.

• 1:21:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. They're cool.

• 1:21:17Theo Von?

  It's the best, bro.

• 1:21:18Speaker 02

  These are cool hats.

• 1:21:19Theo Von?

  Just seeing all the people there.

• 1:21:20Speaker 02

  Sure, thank you. Well, at the fights, that's cool you go to all the prelims and everything too, because that's where all the, you're gonna see some of the better shit people don't even know is happening. Right?

• 1:21:29Theo Von?

  That's tough. It looks tough.

• 1:21:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's good.

• 1:21:32Theo Von?

  Huh?

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  Turn of the rat. Why is it the rat? Are you the rat? You're the rat, 'cause your hair is the Rat, Rat King?

• 1:21:38Theo Von?

  Yeah, they call me the Rat King, uh, whenever Brendan Sharp and I had a podcast, it's called The King and the Sting, and they called me the Rat King because-

• 1:21:46Speaker 02

  Is Brendan Sharp still gay?

• 1:21:48Theo Von?

  I never.

• 1:21:49Speaker 02

  I'm kidding.

• 1:21:51Theo Von?

  I never been with him.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  I got it.

• 1:21:56Speaker 02

  I never been with him.

• 1:21:58Theo Von?

  I mean, he's always seen his wife says he's straight.

• 1:22:01Speaker 02

  His wife says he's straight. That girl lying.

• 1:22:04Theo Von?

  No, man, but he gave me that nickname and then that's kind of all I've always been a fucking like I'm gonna survive no matter what, bro.

• 1:22:10Speaker 02

  I'm playing with, um.

• 1:22:11Theo Von?

  That's my whole.

• 1:22:12Speaker 02

  Brendan Shaw, I'm just talking.

• 1:22:13Theo Von?

  No, all good, bro.

• 1:22:14Speaker 02

  He's cool. He had, we had a little differences, but that's just the name of the game.

• 1:22:18Theo Von?

  Yeah, that's the name of the game. You guys do, that's part of it. You gotta, you guys also have to be your own, uh.

• 1:22:23Speaker 02

  I have a real problem with like, um, motherfucking, um.

• 1:22:29Theo Von?

  What, spelling?

• 1:22:31Speaker 02

  Analyst. I'll spell you or anybody in the UFC straight up. People don't know that about me. What's up? Give me a word. Don't give me no words. Nick Davis was hunting the word right there.

• 1:22:44Speaker 02

  Hey, uh, but I can't spell, but good. I always shit on my girl, like, watch this. Shoot.

• 1:22:52Theo Von?

  What, uh?

• 1:22:53Speaker 02

  I don't like, I have a problem with, I have a problem with, uh, fighters. Who start analyzing, is that what it's called? Like analysts or try to think they're Ari Huaney or some shit?

• 1:23:07Theo Von?

  But, but all the, like, you, but there's guys like Chael Son, there's all those guys that talk.

• 1:23:11Speaker 02

  I like Chael. Chael's my guy, though. But he's, he like should have done that before he even, he, that's him. He should be, he should. That's the guy who should do it. But then everybody else starts thinking, and then what they do is they go out and give criticism to a fighter like an analyst. I'm like, bro, you were never even a fighter. If that's what you do, you're a bitch. And you're gonna fucking analyze and talk about how fighters and what they should do, and you know it all? You know it all? Well, what the fuck happened in your career then? Why are you analysts now, Mr. Know-It-All? Why are you Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson and the best of the best? Talking about negative about what I should have done when I made more money than you ever made in your whole career at any fight, Mr. Champion, talking about DC and fucking, uh.

• 1:23:55Speaker 02

  All of them. You're gonna talk about people fighting? Those are the kind of motherfuckers that need their asses beat. Just a quick little talk for you. Fuck a, fuck a fighter analyst, you know what I'm saying? Shit annoys the fuck out of me.

• 1:24:07Theo Von?

  Well, yeah. I'm gonna keep it moving.

• 1:24:10Speaker 02

  But they'll get themselves into shit like that too, like Brandon Schaub got his ass punched a little bit because just because he does that stupid shit. Well, I don't, I wouldn't talk about fighters. You know, unless it was to insult them and be like, I'll beat your ass.

• 1:24:26Theo Von?

  I see what you're saying.

• 1:24:27Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying? Like, like.

• 1:24:28Theo Von?

  But you don't, so you would never get a new, you would never be an analyst?

• 1:24:31Speaker 02

  Like, I would, if I wanted some funk, I would.

• 1:24:35Theo Von?

  Right.

• 1:24:35Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying? If I wanted some funk with them, I'll be like, okay, let's talk about fights today. This fight fucking sucks. This dude is boring as shit. I've never seen a single DC fight in my career, except for when I was on the same card as him one time, and he was picking up the dude and walking around like he just owned him, like he was hella tight. Like, damn, he's schooling that dude. And then I looked back at the screen and he was knocked out on his ass. That's the only DC fight I ever saw. And he wants to tell, talk about what I should do and how I'm not a good fighter. And I should, I'm like, are you mad because you were the champion and, and like, when I was nowhere near champion, I got paid way more money than you? That's a fucking bitter little bitch who's analyzing fights.

• 1:25:17Theo Von?

  Who, Daniel Cormier?

• 1:25:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, all the, all the analysts though. I just saw the other one.

• 1:25:21Theo Von?

  You don't like the analysts?

• 1:25:22Speaker 02

  I can't think of the names. Uh, well, I'm just saying they're putting themselves in a position to be roasted. But, and the, the, the bad part about it is, is they get the favor of me talking and roasting on them. And that's what they want me to do. So I take it back, DC, you cool, you the man.

• 1:25:36Theo Von?

  He traded me one time a tub of popcorn for a thing of, um, beef, big thing of beef jerky. And that was pretty, that's like, like, I, I don't know. As a fan, I like what those guys do, especially ringside because I need that information.

• 1:25:50Speaker 02

  I understand from another person that you like to hear from the pros. You like to hear from the pros.

• 1:25:56Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 1:25:56Speaker 02

  So it's cool too. So I understand that too. But from a fighter perspective, I'm like, I wouldn't do it just for the, just for the, the, um, respect I have for the arts. And like, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, you're a great wrestler, DC. You can't fight for shit. You win fights, but you're not. You're a fucking big old pussy. Remember he cried?

• 1:26:19Theo Von?

  I didn't see him cry.

• 1:26:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, he got knocked up by John, he just cried.

• 1:26:23Theo Von?

  I would.

• 1:26:24Speaker 02

  Hey, Nate did his record sucks. I'm like, you cried.

• 1:26:31Speaker 02

  I didn't mean to even talk about it.

• 1:26:32Theo Von?

  No, it's okay, bro. We can cut that out.

• 1:26:34Speaker 02

  Fuck!

• 1:26:36Theo Von?

  Bro, I'm serious. We can do whatever. We can cut it out.

• 1:26:38Speaker 02

  It happened. I'm kidding. It happened.

• 1:26:40Theo Von?

  I did want to ask you.

• 1:26:41Speaker 02

  Shoot the shit.

• 1:26:43Theo Von?

  I did. I did want to ask you. We're gonna talk about the Busboy movie and you guys' acting experience because I know there was a lot of it.

• 1:26:48Speaker 02

  What's the Busboy movie?

• 1:26:50Theo Von?

  Uh, it's this movie we did.

• 1:26:52Speaker 02

  Who was in it?

• 1:26:53Theo Von?

  Couple gooners.

• 1:26:56Theo Von?

  Couple fucking gooners, bro. From outside of.

• 1:26:58Speaker 02

  Goonies.

• 1:26:59Theo Von?

  Couple gooners.

• 1:27:00Speaker 02

  Couple goonies?

• 1:27:01Theo Von?

  From outside of Modesto.

• 1:27:06Theo Von?

  No, I did want to ask, was there ever a point though, because we talked briefly about.

• 1:27:11Speaker 02

  Oh, that's tight.

• 1:27:11Theo Von?

  Nick got sent out for weed. I did want to ask you, was there ever a point where you tried in your own negotiations to see if they would, like, like you were able to grand, like, get him back into the UFC?

• 1:27:25Theo Von?

  And if that's something that's inappropriate.

• 1:27:26Speaker 02

  No, I didn't. I never even thought about even, how would I get him in? I never even thought about it. It was like, you know, like when the cops take you to jail and I don't want you to go to jail. I'm like, I know I can't get you out. I ain't talking to cops. So that's probably the situation. I didn't even think about it.

• 1:27:41Theo Von?

  Got it.

• 1:27:41Speaker 02

  Oh shit, they kicked motherfucker. But how, what was I gonna do?

• 1:27:45Theo Von?

  I just didn't know if you had it because you're just such a name in such a.

• 1:27:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, but even then though, I don't think I was as big as a name to even have any effect. And even though, even if, even if I am now, right now, how I, how I am, I don't think I could help that, you know? I'm not gonna go fucking go head to the commission. They're gonna do me or him any good.

• 1:28:05Theo Von?

  Oh, so it wasn't just up to the UFC. It was a commission thing?

• 1:28:07Speaker 02

  It wasn't, it wasn't UFC at all. I think it was a commission, right?

• 1:28:10Theo Von?

  That's on me then. Um, will, will Nick?

• 1:28:13Speaker 02

  I don't know. I didn't even thought about it like that. But yeah.

• 1:28:16Theo Von?

  Will Nick help you train in this, uh, do you guys still train together?

• 1:28:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, he'll pop in and get me up about everything I suck at. That's what, that's what he does. So that's what I need him for too. So it's perfect.

• 1:28:30Theo Von?

  Hell yeah, bro. It's so cool that you have a brother.

• 1:28:34Theo Von?

  All right, let's talk about.

• 1:28:35Speaker 02

  The goat.

• 1:28:36Theo Von?

  Let's talk about Busboys, the movie. What was y'all's acting experience? Be honest with me, bro. Cause y'all's manager told me you guys had acting experience. What was y'all's acting experience?

• 1:28:46Speaker 02

  He told you that?

• 1:28:47Theo Von?

  Yeah, he did.

• 1:28:48Speaker 02

  We don't have any acting experience. We keep it real.

• 1:28:54Speaker 02

  Do you have any acting experience?

• 1:29:00Theo Von?

  That's the best.

• 1:29:03Theo Von?

  We never acted a fucking moment. Hey, but now I do. Facts, bro. Let's go. Shout out to Theo. Now I do.

• 1:29:11Theo Von?

  Alright, let's look at some bloopers from the movie, uh, from Bus Boys, man. And thank you guys so much, bro.

• 1:29:16Speaker 02

  Hey, first and foremost, before this even happens, I'm embarrassed.

• 1:29:19Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah, same. Nah, dude. And I do want to tell people this, though. Go, if you, if, what David and I tried to do is we wrote this ourselves, we paid for it ourselves, right? So we want to try to change the game of how, we didn't go to a studio, nobody, we, we don't, there's no big dogs in this kennel, right? We just have, we did this on our own and we got, uh, great friends that were able to come in and help out, like you guys who are, you know, just coming in and being a part of it. And so, we need people to go and buy tickets early because then they'll add it to other theaters.

• 1:29:50Speaker 02

  Two motherfuckers don't know what they doing.

• 1:29:53Theo Von?

  And then, if people will go get tickets early, we can add it to more theaters. So I just want to let people know that in advance. Alright, let's check out a little, let's check out some of, uh, you guys. This is just some from behind the scenes stuff. You can find where it's playing, busboysmovie.com.

• 1:30:26Speaker 02

  You getting the back feet.

• 1:30:38Speaker 02

  Your ass probably gonna like that.

• 1:30:43Theo Von?

  That's cool.

• 1:30:46Theo Von?

  He got the mirror?

• 1:30:50Theo Von?

  Alright alright alright. Alright. Now you can go side to side, but don't come more forward than that. What? Fuck what? He gets in the back. You running away? Tony, you bitch.

• 1:31:02Theo Von?

  Okay, hold on. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, stop. Leave it started, leave it started. It's good, it's good, it's good.

• 1:31:10Speaker 02

  Bitch ass motherfuckers.

• 1:31:12Theo Von?

  Fuck y'all.

• 1:31:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, you better run. What bitch? What you gonna do about it? You gonna do shit, you gonna pull it up? Fuck you motherfucker.

• 1:31:20Theo Von?

  I'm gonna hit you up. I'm gonna hit you up. My ass is gonna be pissed. My ass is gonna be fucking pissed. That's not even acting, that's just being me. Oh, that's embarrassing.

• 1:31:33Theo Von?

  That's what they expect out of it, that's what's the worst part. Her favorite TV was in there? Fuck.

• 1:31:38Speaker 02

  Bro, fuck her TV, I got you.

• 1:31:43Theo Von?

  Yeah, alright. Fuck them, fuck you.

• 1:31:50Speaker 02

  We should have kept that car. I know.

• 1:31:54Speaker 02

  That car would have been good.

• 1:31:56Theo Von?

  David Spade, David Spade's a man. Do not take those guys to an Applebee's.

• 1:32:04Speaker 02

  That's funny. Who's that?

• 1:32:11Speaker 02

  Get up, Theo.

• 1:32:14Theo Von?

  Bro, that was fun, that part. You were tied up, remember that? It was cool. Yeah dude, and then it was like, you guys were hilarious, bro, because y'all would sit outside, the car would just be fucking, some type of music would be playing, smoke would be in there, and we'd be like, okay, you guys ready to go?

• 1:32:29Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, yeah, that was fun.

• 1:32:31Theo Von?

  It was it, bro. How did you guys feel like doing it, and how do you feel after? Would it be something you'd want to do again?

• 1:32:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was cool, it was a good experience. I never acted either, so I was like, what am I doing?

• 1:32:43Theo Von?

  How'd you feel about it, Nate?

• 1:32:45Speaker 02

  I felt like, uh, uh, I wished that I could have done it again and do it all over again. Because it was a cool experience, and I didn't think about it at the time, I was thinking like it was work, like, man, what are we doing here? We gotta be acting and stuff. And then when I left, I was like, that was actually really cool. Yeah, and, um, and then I saw the clips that you guys sent us too, and my daughter the whole time has been like, "Do I get to see the movie, Randy?" And then I watched the clips, I was like, damn, I already told her, yeah.

• 1:33:15Speaker 02

  I'm just being like fuck you motherfucker and it's like so I like I I'm not allowed to see it though cuz she asked but uh now I now I have to come back and be a good now I have to come back and be a good guy.

• 1:33:26Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:27Speaker 02

  If I'm back if I come back because by a lesson learned and uh evolution now I know now I know now I know okay I'm gonna do this I wanna be a good guy.

• 1:33:36Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:37Speaker 02

  Or a medium guy.

• 1:33:39Theo Von?

  That's fair to be at least I think being a medium guy is pretty good had you ever had you been a

• 1:33:43Speaker 02

  But it was fun dude.

• 1:33:44Theo Von?

  It was cool.

• 1:33:45Speaker 02

  It was a lot of fun. I had fun hanging out with you and we get David Spade bro that's legendary bro that's fucking the guy.

• 1:33:52Theo Von?

  So I know that's hot when I think back on it too I'm like man I wish there was a way that I could make more of like easy day just to have been there with Spade you know it was just crazy bro.

• 1:34:00Speaker 02

  Yeah no that's way cool.

• 1:34:01Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:02Speaker 02

  It's cool that Spade's still around doing what he's doing bro that guy's been around forever and that's the man.

• 1:34:06Theo Von?

  He's a fucking boss.

• 1:34:07Speaker 02

  Oh yeah hilarious Tommy boy.

• 1:34:10Theo Von?

  Was there other uh was there other movies that you got offered to be in?

• 1:34:14Speaker 02

  They offered me to be in Roadhouse they call Roadhouse or Roadhouse dude the one with uh that Conor McGregor did they offered me that part that Connor did I didn't do that cuz I ain't losing no fight to no gay Jake Jones all broke back mountain ass.

• 1:34:32Speaker 02

  But if I could beat him in the fight then yeah but I wasn't gonna lose to no fight and then no no broke back mountain.

• 1:34:40Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:40Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying but it it would have been cool too to do that but I'm glad I still stick to my word I wouldn't have done that.

• 1:34:46Theo Von?

  And it's easy to be gay on a fucking mountain try being gay at fucking sea level while the real motherfuckers are.

• 1:34:52Speaker 02

  Deal with something who might punch you but uh so I got offered that part they did a movie in Stockton with Leonardo DiCaprio that just came out.

• 1:35:02Theo Von?

  Oh what was that movie?

• 1:35:03Speaker 03

  One hell after another.

• 1:35:04Speaker 02

  I'm not trying to brag but they did but I didn't get into it but I I should have that would have been way cool to do.

• 1:35:10Theo Von?

  What is it?

• 1:35:10Speaker 02

  But now now I'm more interested that this all all happened and I did your thing I might now I'm like okay I wanna do over and now I wanna be now I wanna do some cool but I just wanna be like you know what I'm saying I wanna be like a Spanish teacher or a doctor or somebody somebody nice you know what I'm saying I don't need to be all that mean cuz it's fucking picking on people at least we got to punk you and David Spade a little but that's all.

• 1:35:36Speaker 02

  Bro. I didn't wanna punk you guys, but I'm just.

• 1:35:38Theo Von?

  No dude, this shit was hilarious, bro. The best parts were hanging out with Bobby Lee being around him.

• 1:35:43Speaker 02

  Going there and seeing it all happen. You were there and President David was there and a bunch of guys on the set were hella cool too.

• 1:35:50Theo Von?

  I couldn't even believe it was a real movie till the first day I got there, cuz we'd just been doing emails and shit.

• 1:35:54Speaker 02

  Remember when we throw the guy in the trunk?

• 1:35:55Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:55Speaker 02

  That shit was hilarious. That was when we first showed up, you're like, yeah, you threw him, throw him in the trunk. I'm like, what?

• 1:36:01Theo Von?

  It was some honky, some guy was on this.

• 1:36:03Speaker 02

  Coming there be some romantic, uh, guy and going, they would have gone to movie. And then they're like, you just gotta, remember you guys were telling us the lines? They were telling us the lines and I was like. It was hella early. And I was reading it and I was like, the way they were having me talk was all weird and shit cuz I was reading lines and like.

• 1:36:22Speaker 02

  And then I got to the point after we did a couple of takes and you're like, no, look dude, I'm like. Oh, you guys want us to punk you?

• 1:36:29Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:29Speaker 02

  You guys want us to punk the fuck out of you like some little bitches?

• 1:36:32Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:36:33Speaker 02

  Hey Chris. And they want. They just want us to punk the fuck out of you. Let's just punk their asses. So then, I don't even watch this and we're like, hey, fuck you. Fuck bitch ass motherfuckers. I seen people get punked, so I was like, let's punk these guys.

• 1:36:44Theo Von?

  You guys are the only people I know that can say fuck you like seventy different ways.

• 1:36:48Speaker 02

  That was embarrassing. My girl, my daughter wants to see it.

• 1:36:51Theo Von?

  Oh, you know what we'll do?

• 1:36:53Speaker 02

  She's gonna see it.

• 1:36:54Theo Von?

  We have a cartoon.

• 1:36:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I told her she could see it.

• 1:36:57Theo Von?

  We created a cool cartoon, uh, animation that we'll do as well. I'll make sure to send you that. You can share with that.

• 1:37:03Speaker 02

  The Best Boys version?

• 1:37:05Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:05Speaker 02

  Or it was like something else.

• 1:37:07Theo Von?

  Just if you got like of the characters?

• 1:37:08Speaker 02

  That's cool.

• 1:37:09Theo Von?

  So that'll be something you can show her for sure. Um.

• 1:37:14Theo Von?

  Well, how about, and how about this dude? If we do another one, if we do another movie, we'll come back, we'll give you guys, uh, we'll give you a more.

• 1:37:21Speaker 02

  Thank God.

• 1:37:24Theo Von?

  Different type of character. Maybe a baker or something.

• 1:37:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. I like that.

• 1:37:30Theo Von?

  Yeah. A savant.

• 1:37:32Speaker 02

  Say chef though.

• 1:37:34Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:37:37Speaker 02

  I don't wanna be no bitch ass baker.

• 1:37:40Theo Von?

  Yeah, fuck that shit.

• 1:37:42Speaker 02

  Bartender. Bartender is not good.

• 1:37:46Theo Von?

  Oh dude, what if it's the Stockton Doctors? After we'll have, we'll do a movie called The Stockton Doctor.

• 1:37:51Speaker 02

  The Stockton.

• 1:37:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, but let's throw him off and I'll be a chiropractor.

• 1:37:59Speaker 02

  I don't know what that meant. Did I just discount factors? That's fucked up.

• 1:38:02Theo Von?

  No dude, I don't even know. This is as high as I've been in fucking 11 years.

• 1:38:08Speaker 02

  11 years sober.

• 1:38:10Theo Von?

  Um, let's hit a news story, man, and then we'll get you guys out of here, bro. Fuck, I'm ready for the fight, dude.

• 1:38:16Speaker 02

  What fight?

• 1:38:16Theo Von?

  Yours and yours. I'm ready to fucking see you guys. Versus Jenkins, versus Mike Carey. I'm ready to see this shit.

• 1:38:23Speaker 02

  Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole, what did they say?

• 1:38:27Theo Von?

  Cornhole.

• 1:38:28Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, I saw this earlier. He got no arms or legs.

• 1:38:31Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:32Speaker 02

  I don't understand.

• 1:38:33Theo Von?

  Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges.

• 1:38:37Speaker 08

  After a professional cornhole player with no hands and no legs is accused of firing a deadly shot all while driving.

• 1:38:45Speaker 02

  How? What the fuck? That really happened?

• 1:38:50Theo Von?

  You could be a defense attorney right there. That's it. Hey, that's your next role.

• 1:38:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's out. He's free. Let him alone. And even if he didn't, let him go.

• 1:38:58Theo Von?

  Let's see what they say here. Let's see what they say.

• 1:39:01Speaker 02

  Not really. No, let him go.

• 1:39:03Speaker 08

  And bizarre to say the least, but before we get any further into this story, I just want to try to answer the question that so many people have right now. How did someone with no arms, no hands, manage to fire a gun and allegedly kill someone?

• 1:39:19Speaker 02

  Look at him.

• 1:39:20Speaker 09

  It's early in the investigation, but there is no evidence at this point to suggest anybody else was involved in the shooting.

• 1:39:26Speaker 02

  Ain't got no fingerprints.

• 1:39:27Speaker 09

  And that he actually killed him.

• 1:39:29Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 1:39:32Speaker 02

  How they gonna do it? That boy free.

• 1:39:35Theo Von?

  Yeah, free, bro.

• 1:39:36Speaker 02

  Get that boy a skateboard. He out.

• 1:39:41Theo Von?

  Free him, man. I think we're good on it. You think, Nick? Free him, bro.

• 1:39:45Speaker 02

  Like he's laughing. Like, yeah, I did it, but they ain't gonna catch me. Ain't got no fingerprints.

• 1:39:52Theo Von?

  Oh, man. Um, oh, last question. Do you, do you get any residual bonus for starting the BMF belt? Do you get a residual bonus from it for each fight?

• 1:40:03Speaker 02

  Let's call him. Let's call him.

• 1:40:06Theo Von?

  That's the answer.

• 1:40:07Speaker 02

  I should.

• 1:40:09Theo Von?

  Man, thank you guys, bro. Oh, wait, I gotta give y'alls a, I gotta tell you guys y'all's names in the movie.

• 1:40:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's hear that.

• 1:40:17Theo Von?

  Alright, so.

• 1:40:19Speaker 02

  No. We don't need you running off smoking a bunch of crack and doing a bunch of shit because you had one piece of weed for two seconds.

• 1:40:27Theo Von?

  He's about to take the weed right now.

• 1:40:28Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no. All of a sudden, he on a crack fucking man, they're all across the United States like that.

• 1:40:35Speaker 02

  He missing half his hair.

• 1:40:38Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:40:38Theo Von?

  Bro, I would too. I would take a hit of that joint just so I could go buy a fucking meatball.

• 1:40:43Speaker 02

  Hey, no. People who don't do drugs always try to smoke weed, but nah. I ain't finna be responsible for you running off. Or taking a shot. I said, I said that to my cousin one time and he was like, I don't know about the cousin, whether he's looking at me like, he was looking at me like, what the fuck are you putting up on? I was like, bro, come on, you try to smoke the weed. You and me across town smoking crack and fucking stealing the car and going across the country now? Nah, my watch, buddy.

• 1:41:10Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:11Speaker 02

  You smoke crack on your own time.

• 1:41:14Theo Von?

  Bro, that's, I told Joe Rogan one time, I was, I said, or I asked, I said, bro, I wanna smoke, I wanna smoke a joint on your show sometime, and he goes, you smoke a joint on your show first. That's what he said to me, bro.

• 1:41:25Speaker 02

  I felt the same way, yeah, man, not on my watch.

• 1:41:27Theo Von?

  Yeah, not on my watch.

• 1:41:28Speaker 02

  It's funny though to test people. Like, you sober. Yeah. You don't play with me. I can smoke with him and her and him over there and her. You don't get no weed by me, you're gonna run off and do some funny shit.

• 1:41:41Theo Von?

  One day at a time, I be fucking tickling motherfuckers, boy. Women, women.

• 1:41:47Speaker 02

  Women first and foremost.

• 1:41:48Theo Von?

  What, oh.

• 1:41:49Speaker 02

  That's funny.

• 1:41:50Theo Von?

  Um, what, what was the last?

• 1:41:52Speaker 02

  I like when you were telling Trump or somebody, like, yeah, buddy. Or he's on the light pole.

• 1:41:58Theo Von?

  Oh, I turned into a fucking porch lamp.

• 1:42:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:42:02Theo Von?

  I turned into an owl, homie.

• 1:42:03Speaker 02

  You'll watch someone eat their dinner.

• 1:42:05Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. Bro, yeah, I would get fucking, dude, yeah, I should've known I was gonna be fucked up when I was doing all that Peep and Tom shit when I was a kid.

• 1:42:14Theo Von?

  I'd be over there just watching people be families and stuff.

• 1:42:21Theo Von?

  Fucking look at him. And mine would be like, what do you want for Chris? He's like, the neighbors. I want, I want to fucking be like them. That was it, man. Um.

• 1:42:31Speaker 02

  No weed, yeah, don't, don't hit my weed.

• 1:42:33Theo Von?

  We'll show, uh, we'll show, uh, Nick can hit it. He's the fucking, he likes.

• 1:42:37Speaker 02

  Come on, Nick, give me that. Let me handle it to Nick. Nick, meet me halfway, brother. Come on.

• 1:42:42Theo Von?

  We'll call it a day, bro. Uh, thank you, guys, bro. The names. Oh, yeah, the name, bro. The name.

• 1:42:49Speaker 02

  I fucking got a second hand high for God.

• 1:42:51Theo Von?

  Ah, fuck.

• 1:42:52Speaker 02

  Bro, that's why I can't smoke it too. This is fun, it got fun.

• 1:42:57Speaker 02

  It got fun right there, honey.

• 1:43:00Speaker 02

  It been fun, but it got fun, it got.

• 1:43:02Theo Von?

  Oh, they got great, bro. Either, this is, if, this will go down in his, this will be on his headstone in La Crosse, Wisconsin. I got knocked out by Nate Diaz's weed. That'll be it. Um.

• 1:43:15Speaker 02

  Nate Diaz put me to sleep.

• 1:43:18Theo Von?

  Took a nap. Uh, all right. The names are, your character is...

• 1:43:27Theo Von?

  Fuck, I forgot that weed fucking hit me, I think.

• 1:43:30Speaker 02

  I want to be Bart Williams.

• 1:43:32Theo Von?

  You do?

• 1:43:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:43:33Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:43:34Speaker 02

  Call me Bart Williams.

• 1:43:35Theo Von?

  All right, and you gotta give, uh, Chris a name. I like this.

• 1:43:38Speaker 02

  Hold on. Do you have one? Or I got one for you. Do you guys have names already?

• 1:43:43Theo Von?

  Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm, I like that. You can decide. Bart Williams is your character.

• 1:43:46Speaker 02

  I like Bart Williams.

• 1:43:47Theo Von?

  I like that.

• 1:43:50Speaker 02

  You know who you are? Let me think of someone.

• 1:43:54Speaker 02

  Who would you think?

• 1:43:55Theo Von?

  He's Billy Williams. Billy Williams, bruh.

• 1:43:59Speaker 02

  Gay brothers.

• 1:44:00Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Gay brothers, dude.

• 1:44:03Speaker 02

  One, one was a super G and he passed away.

• 1:44:06Theo Von?

  Was he really?

• 1:44:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, those guys were, fucking those guys who we were in that video.

• 1:44:11Theo Von?

  They were the real guys. Gang, bro. Bart Williams and Billy Williams. Shout out to them. Are they from Stockton?

• 1:44:17Speaker 02

  I didn't expect the name, but yeah, Stockton Marada, 209.

• 1:44:21Theo Von?

  Amen, bro.

• 1:44:21Speaker 02

  Marada.

• 1:44:23Theo Von?

  209. Respect to them, bro. They will be on the credits in the movie. That's gonna be the names.

• 1:44:28Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 1:44:28Theo Von?

  They'll be on the screen. You'll be, guys will be able to see it, so, uh, shout out to Bart and Billy Williams. Uh, blessings to you guys. And thank you, guys, so much. Nate, uh, and Chris, uh, will be there to watch the card and, uh, just appreciate you guys' time and all the entertainment, bro.

• 1:44:44Speaker 02

  I appreciate you.

• 1:44:45Theo Von?

  All the entertainment.

• 1:44:47Speaker 02

  Hey, back at you.

• 1:44:48Theo Von?

  Thank you, bro.

• 1:44:48Speaker 02

  Hey, love. Thanks for having us on. Thanks for having us on the movie. This podcast was a blast and, uh, support and always, you the man.

• 1:44:56Theo Von?

  And I want that rematch between Ernie Reyes and Bobby Lee. Can we set that up?

• 1:44:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:45:00Theo Von?

  All right, Bobby?

• 1:45:01Speaker 02

  Bobby Lee's the man, uh, Bobby Lee's cool, man. He's funny.

• 1:45:04Theo Von?

  It's time for an Asian off, though. Let's see who's really...

• 1:45:06Speaker 02

  Let's have a, let's do another podcast in a few months with them.

• 1:45:09Theo Von?

  See who's really, see who's really about that shit.

• 1:45:12Speaker 02

  Bobby on this side, Ernie, I say, eh, calm down. That'd be sick.

• 1:45:17Theo Von?

  Yeah, bro. Uh, that's good, man.

• 1:45:20Speaker 02

  Hey, love. Chao, man. Thank you, guys.