Ant’s Spending Ban & Dec’s Pigeon Problem Takes An Unlikely Turn…

This week on the show, Ant does his first EVER swap, but will he find what he’s looking for…? Dec updates us about his pigeon problem and the boys prepare a very special gift for a fan… We also discuss the communal watch of Miniature Wife (sorry about that one), Dec’s diary is back with a bird-inspired jingle, and of course, your wonderful letters! Keep them coming to [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 1:30Speaker 02

  Coming up on the show, Dec gives a fan a priceless gift.

• 1:35Ant McPartlin?

  What are you doing? What are you doing? Why don't you just...

• 1:38Declan Donnelly?

  Ant does his first ever swap.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  Next swap, please. That's a no.

• 1:42Declan Donnelly?

  That's a no.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Dec's bird story gets foxy. I've never seen an advert that says, "We can come and pick up your ted fox anywhere."

• 1:52Declan Donnelly?

  You've got to look. They're a specialist website.

• 1:56Declan Donnelly?

  And we dive headfirst into the postbag. Enjoy the show!

• 2:05Speaker 02

  I've got it. I've got it eventually. I'll put it there. See if you know what this is. It's the registration from the butcher. Yes. Anyway, let's start the pod.

• 2:32Declan Donnelly?

  It's not a haunted episode. Hello, everybody.

• 2:35Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, everybody. Welcome to Hanging Out with me and him.

• 2:37Declan Donnelly?

  For those of you just listening, there is a big cardboard box here on the table in front of us.

• 2:42Ant McPartlin?

  Red box?

• 2:43Declan Donnelly?

  It's not an episode of Deal or No Deal.

• 2:46Declan Donnelly?

  We shall look inside.

• 2:49Declan Donnelly?

  And there's a note.

• 2:52Ant McPartlin?

  Pass it to me, because you haven't got your glasses on. The note says, "And the deck, thank you for your slow cooker. It was put to good use."

• 3:00Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 3:01Ant McPartlin?

  This was Dex's slow cooker that he swapped. This famous guy swapped last week on last week's pod. In the box are the Christmas Santa trays. Please note, clean and a moist cloth if necessary. Dry immediately. If you have any issues with them on your device, please feel free to reach out to me directly.

• 3:20Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 3:22Declan Donnelly?

  Can I have a look?

• 3:22Ant McPartlin?

  Also in the box is a bonus item.

• 3:25Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 3:26Ant McPartlin?

  There are eight to match the number of bananas. Thanks again, Mark Pearce.

• 3:33Declan Donnelly?

  Thank you, Mark.

• 3:33Ant McPartlin?

  Let's just open the present and we'll work it all out.

• 3:36Declan Donnelly?

  So this is my swap.

• 3:39Ant McPartlin?

  So Dex swapped his slow cooker. It's getting a bit noisy now because it's in a very big... There are two in there.

• 3:45Declan Donnelly?

  Well, look, we've got bubble wrap and then tissue paper.

• 3:49Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, it's like Christmas morning.

• 3:52Declan Donnelly?

  It will be like Christmas morning. It's for Santa.

• 3:56Ant McPartlin?

  Let's see. Oh, look. It's engraved. It's engraved. What's it say on the top?

• 4:01Declan Donnelly?

  Merry Christmas.

• 4:04Ant McPartlin?

  Love, Jack.

• 4:04Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that's lovely. "Lay them out for Santa. It's got space for a drink for Santa, for a mince pie, for a reindeer carrot. How lovely."

• 4:11Ant McPartlin?

  That's good.

• 4:12Declan Donnelly?

  Turn it over and do some chopping.

• 4:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you can.

• 4:15Declan Donnelly?

  They're lovely.

• 4:16Ant McPartlin?

  They're really good. Thank you very much, Mark. What else is in there?

• 4:20Declan Donnelly?

  There's another bag with your name on it.

• 4:22Ant McPartlin?

  What? For me? For me, Mark? Really?

• 4:30Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, oh, the hand is heavy. That's heavy. Oh, this brilliant, buddy. I mean, here we go. That'll open one. Ah, Merry Christmas, love puppy.

• 4:45Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, thank you.

• 4:46Ant McPartlin?

  And then there's another two, one from Wilder, I presume, and one from Daisy. I don't have to go through it all because we've already got a limited amount of time on the pod. Well, thank you very much, Mark. Well, good swap, there.

• 4:56Declan Donnelly?

  Great swap.

• 4:56Ant McPartlin?

  I didn't think I'd be involved in this.

• 4:57Declan Donnelly?

  No, you, you, you looked out with that.

• 4:59Ant McPartlin?

  And I've got three kids, so actually.

• 5:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 5:02Ant McPartlin?

  It was more beneficial to me than it was to you.

• 5:04Declan Donnelly?

  Well, you say that.

• 5:04Ant McPartlin?

  How wonderful.

• 5:05Declan Donnelly?

  There is a bonus package in here.

• 5:06Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, well, you should open that then because it was your slow cooker, you know. What's that?

• 5:11Declan Donnelly?

  We've got Belter Box Coasters.

• 5:12Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, what?

• 5:13Declan Donnelly?

  Look at those.

• 5:16Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, my goodness.

• 5:17Declan Donnelly?

  They're very snazzy.

• 5:18Ant McPartlin?

  They're very snazzy. Oh, they're made out of wood as well? Or is that like a marble?

• 5:22Declan Donnelly?

  That's like a marble.

• 5:22Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, look at that. Look, listen to that, listen to that.

• 5:26Declan Donnelly?

  Some sort of stone.

• 5:27Ant McPartlin?

  Belter Box Coasters.

• 5:30Declan Donnelly?

  We will never have another T-ring again.

• 5:33Ant McPartlin?

  Here we go. Let's use them. Use them right now. Put me coffee on it. And we're ready to do the pod.

• 5:38Declan Donnelly?

  Yay.

• 5:39Ant McPartlin?

  Absolutely brilliant. Thank you very much, Mark.

• 5:41Declan Donnelly?

  Thank you, Mark. Pleasure doing swaps with you.

• 5:43Ant McPartlin?

  That was a good one. Um, are we doing Famous Guy Swaps things again later in the show?

• 5:48Declan Donnelly?

  We sure are. We've got more.

• 5:50Ant McPartlin?

  Have you got swaps?

• 5:51Declan Donnelly?

  You'll remember, you'll remember last week.

• 5:54Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 5:54Declan Donnelly?

  Ant is prepared to swap some golf clubs. We have had hundreds and hundreds.

• 5:59Ant McPartlin?

  Good, good. Okay, I look forward to it.

• 6:01Declan Donnelly?

  I've whittled them down to a few.

• 6:03Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 6:04Declan Donnelly?

  A few really, really good ones. We'll go through them in a little bit.

• 6:06Ant McPartlin?

  Well, you know what I'm hoping for, don't you? You know what I'm hoping for, so let's, let's hope he's, he's bid again. And that's the whole point of me bringing in my golf stuff because I didn't really want to get rid of it.

• 6:16Declan Donnelly?

  Stay tuned for that.

• 6:20Ant McPartlin?

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• 6:32Declan Donnelly?

  How could I forget?

• 6:33Ant McPartlin?

  In our flat in London.

• 6:34Declan Donnelly?

  I don't think you ever forget the first time you live away from home either, do you?

• 6:37Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, my God.

• 6:38Declan Donnelly?

  We're in this flat. Didn't really have a clue what we were doing. We never cooked.

• 6:42Ant McPartlin?

  Never cooked.

• 6:42Declan Donnelly?

  Takeaways every night.

• 6:43Ant McPartlin?

  We didn't have a course hook. We just had a pile of courts on the floor. Didn't we not? We just throw courts on the, on a pile.

• 6:51Declan Donnelly?

  We had a dishwasher, although we never knew we had a dishwasher.

• 6:54Ant McPartlin?

  Until the day we moved out.

• 6:55Declan Donnelly?

  Until the day we moved out and the letting agent came around and checked all the cupboards and went, oh yeah, dishwasher works all right. We were like, oh my god.

• 7:01Ant McPartlin?

  Dishwasher? That was a dishwasher? Not a clue.

• 7:04Declan Donnelly?

  We were absolutely clueless.

• 7:06Ant McPartlin?

  We were, we were clueless.

• 7:07Declan Donnelly?

  And then when it came to buying, oh, we were doubly clueless.

• 7:11Ant McPartlin?

  I had no idea.

• 7:12Declan Donnelly?

  Today it can feel so difficult as a first time buyer, saving for that deposit. It feels like you've got a mountain to climb.

• 7:19Ant McPartlin?

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• 7:29Declan Donnelly?

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• 7:36Ant McPartlin?

  Save for a chance to win. Search Santander First Home Saver.

• 7:39Declan Donnelly?

  Now it's over to Heckler's Corner for the Ts and Cs. Who will do it? Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Fiona.

• 7:46Speaker 05

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• 8:00Ant McPartlin?

  Bit of a stumble, but not bad.

• 8:01Declan Donnelly?

  That's good. That's very good.

• 8:03Ant McPartlin?

  Well done.

• 8:03Declan Donnelly?

  Well done Fiona.

• 8:04Ant McPartlin?

  Santander, it starts here.

• 8:08Ant McPartlin?

  Can we hear about your pigeons? Oh yeah, your pigeon.

• 8:10Declan Donnelly?

  My pigeon.

• 8:11Ant McPartlin?

  You don't look tired.

• 8:12Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I've got some news about the pigeon.

• 8:13Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 8:14Declan Donnelly?

  I think he listens to the podcast.

• 8:16Ant McPartlin?

  Why?

• 8:16Declan Donnelly?

  He hasn't been back.

• 8:17Ant McPartlin?

  Really?

• 8:18Declan Donnelly?

  I'll tell a lie. He was back once.

• 8:20Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 8:21Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, and he woke me up about ten past six.

• 8:24Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 8:24Declan Donnelly?

  Um, and he hasn't really been back.

• 8:26Ant McPartlin?

  Really?

• 8:26Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm.

• 8:27Ant McPartlin?

  That's good.

• 8:28Declan Donnelly?

  So every morning I kind of wake up, you know, one hour and go, oh yeah, he's not here. There is a part of me, I'm a bit sad.

• 8:36Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, are you?

• 8:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. I'm like, oh, now he's not there. I kind of miss him a little bit.

• 8:42Ant McPartlin?

  Quite like that little early morning alarm call.

• 8:46Declan Donnelly?

  But you know when you go, oh, I hope he's okay.

• 8:49Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yeah, there is that.

• 8:50Declan Donnelly?

  Hope nothing happened.

• 8:52Ant McPartlin?

  Do you have a lot of foxes where you are?

• 8:54Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 8:55Ant McPartlin?

  What? I'm just saying, like.

• 8:58Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 8:59Ant McPartlin?

  Have you ever found a pigeon dead?

• 9:03Declan Donnelly?

  Found a dead fox.

• 9:04Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 9:05Declan Donnelly?

  Fox died.

• 9:06Ant McPartlin?

  The pigeon killed the fox? What's going on here?

• 9:07Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know.

• 9:07Ant McPartlin?

  This escalated quickly.

• 9:08Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know.

• 9:09Ant McPartlin?

  So, hold on, the fox tried to get the pigeon.

• 9:10Declan Donnelly?

  And we had a bag of grain and a boat. And I tried to get the fox over the boat and the grain.

• 9:15Ant McPartlin?

  What do you mean you found a dead fox?

• 9:17Declan Donnelly?

  Um, a fox was in my garden, um, on the lawn.

• 9:21Ant McPartlin?

  Wrestling a pigeon.

• 9:22Declan Donnelly?

  No, no, staring at the doors one day and then, um, we came down the next morning and the fox was at the back doors. Dead.

• 9:29Ant McPartlin?

  That is sad.

• 9:30Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm.

• 9:31Ant McPartlin?

  What did you do?

• 9:32Declan Donnelly?

  I had to call a man to come and get rid of it.

• 9:34Ant McPartlin?

  A man?

• 9:35Declan Donnelly?

  An ex- ex- exterminator.

• 9:36Ant McPartlin?

  Right, exterminator?

• 9:37Declan Donnelly?

  Well, uh, sorry, no, he wasn't exterminator. He was a, um, removal man?

• 9:44Declan Donnelly?

  What do they call them? I don't know. I look at.

• 9:49Ant McPartlin?

  How'd you got pigeons if you're ringing a removal company? Hello, I'm ringing about moving a dead fox. Do you what? What are you talking about? A dead fox? We don't do that. I can move your pianos. I can move your sofas. I can move your pictures.

• 10:02Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know. I just Googled, what do you do with dead foxes? I just call these people. They'll come get rid of it. So, some guy came around.

• 10:08Ant McPartlin?

  Rented?

• 10:09Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, uh, hundred quid, hundred and twenty quid, something like that.

• 10:12Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, that's not too bad.

• 10:13Declan Donnelly?

  But they did this thing where, um.

• 10:14Ant McPartlin?

  Must make a killing in London, though. They're everywhere.

• 10:17Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Um, they do this, the advertisers saying, we'll come and pick up your dead foxes and we.

• 10:24Ant McPartlin?

  Where?

• 10:25Declan Donnelly?

  And we.

• 10:26Ant McPartlin?

  Where do the ad- where? I've never seen an advert that says, we can go and pick up your dead fox. Anywhere.

• 10:34Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, you've got to look. They're on specialist websites.

• 10:38Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, I'd be on specialist websites, all right.

• 10:42Declan Donnelly?

  Um, and they say, we'll come and pick up your dead foxes and we'll, um, thoroughly clean the area.

• 10:49Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 10:49Declan Donnelly?

  And.

• 10:50Ant McPartlin?

  Did they do?

• 10:51Declan Donnelly?

  Sanitize it. Uh, so the guy came around. With a sack, kind of picks up the fox, sticks it in a sack and then he's got one of those things on his back, you know, goes just

• 11:00Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yeah, yeah.

• 11:01Declan Donnelly?

  And he pumps the thing on his back, kind of sprays where this fox has been sat. He went, righto, see you then.

• 11:09Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, you're paying by card or cash?

• 11:10Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. When it said thoroughly sanitize the area, I thought it was a little bit more than that.

• 11:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 11:15Declan Donnelly?

  No, yeah. So, how have you been?

• 11:18Ant McPartlin?

  I'm finding it very frustrating with my spending ban at the minute. Especially, do you know what? When you're at the minute, when I'm at home, I don't mind it because I just stop myself buying stuff online. It's like, it's easy. I just put my phone down. I go, you don't need that, so don't buy it. But when you're out and about.

• 11:40Declan Donnelly?

  Harder when you're in shops.

• 11:41Ant McPartlin?

  And you see things and things are dazzling you in the eyes, like the latest Newcastle United tracksuit top, which I saw at the airport.

• 11:49Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?

• 11:50Ant McPartlin?

  I went into the shop, right? And I had Wilder in the pushchair and I said to me, I said to her, I said, let's just, I said, let's just have a look. And she was the one, she went, you're on a spending ban. I know, I know. She went, but does it count when you're away from home?

• 12:04Declan Donnelly?

  That sports shop at Newcastle Airport as well. Oh, it's got every Newcastle United merchandise in there.

• 12:09Ant McPartlin?

  Everything. So I went past it. I parked him in the buggy, just, you know, facing something that like glowed. And so I could spend some time just looking at the football shirts. So I picked up tracksuit top.

• 12:23Declan Donnelly?

  The blue and maroon one?

• 12:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 12:24Declan Donnelly?

  Beautiful, the blue and maroon. It's a thing of beauty.

• 12:26Ant McPartlin?

  I picked up the jumper version, the tracksuit top version.

• 12:29Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:29Ant McPartlin?

  And then I thought.

• 12:30Declan Donnelly?

  I've got all them.

• 12:32Ant McPartlin?

  Have you?

• 12:32Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm.

• 12:32Ant McPartlin?

  When did you get them?

• 12:34Declan Donnelly?

  Bought them ages ago. I bought them online as soon as it came out.

• 12:36Ant McPartlin?

  Did you?

• 12:37Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm. Lovely, aren't they?

• 12:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. I picked them up. I had them in my hand and then I was like, I'm with Wilder. I should really get something for him. So the next to it, they had the latest England football scripts and it had his size. And I picked it up and I had me handful and I was like, I'm honestly, oh internally, I was just going, you're on a spending ban. You're on a spending ban. And I can't, the first time I've been away from home, I can't just fall at the first hurdle.

• 13:05Declan Donnelly?

  Does it come for him as well though?

• 13:06Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I, I was on me way to the till and I went, I can't do it. And I dumped it all down. I went, I can't do it, I can't do it. I picked up the buggy and I went out and I was like, I felt great. Until I realised, I didn't buy his football shirt. I didn't buy a strip. So it, it seems he's on a spending ban as well, unbeknownst to him.

• 13:27Declan Donnelly?

  It's the children I feel sorry for in all of this.

• 13:30Ant McPartlin?

  So I didn't get the tracks at top, I didn't get the jumper and he didn't get the, the football shirt. Nobody got anything. I didn't buy anything.

• 13:37Declan Donnelly?

  How long is this gonna go on for?

• 13:38Ant McPartlin?

  I've had emails off people saying, how did it come about? I'm interested in doing this as well.

• 13:43Declan Donnelly?

  So it's like a self-help group?

• 13:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it is. It is like a self-help group. They're, they're interested in doing it as well because I think we all spend too frivolously.

• 13:51Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we do.

• 13:51Ant McPartlin?

  Too quickly and it's so easy online. I'm gonna get to the end of it. And then I will see, I might try and do the summer. Let's see, let's just get to the end of it first.

• 14:03Declan Donnelly?

  You'll never last the summer.

• 14:04Ant McPartlin?

  One month at a time.

• 14:05Speaker 02

  You can have a banana token.

• 14:07Ant McPartlin?

  I can have a banana token.

• 14:08Declan Donnelly?

  You can have a banana token.

• 14:10Ant McPartlin?

  I forgot, where are?

• 14:11Declan Donnelly?

  I forgot about the banana tokens. Here we go.

• 14:14Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, let me get my, uh, banana tray.

• 14:17Declan Donnelly?

  You lucky thing.

• 14:17Ant McPartlin?

  There's one in there, which you can hear, which is a bunch of bananas. I hope, I hope this week it's slightly different. I hope it's slightly different.

• 14:27Declan Donnelly?

  It is. A. Here we go.

• 14:32Ant McPartlin?

  Pardon, pardon?

• 14:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yay, two weeks done.

• 14:38Declan Donnelly?

  Very good.

• 14:38Ant McPartlin?

  And that is one peeled banana. Is that all it is? Bunches and peeled?

• 14:42Declan Donnelly?

  That's it, yeah.

• 14:43Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, okay. That's fine. We'll alternate.

• 14:45Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 14:45Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, two weeks done.

• 14:46Declan Donnelly?

  Very good.

• 14:47Ant McPartlin?

  Two weeks done. How have you been?

• 14:49Declan Donnelly?

  Good, very good. It's a good job I'm not on a spending ban.

• 14:51Ant McPartlin?

  Why?

• 14:51Declan Donnelly?

  Because I had to buy, um, a new piece of equipment. You know that I like taking notes on my iPad using my Apple pencil?

• 15:00Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, you love it.

• 15:01Declan Donnelly?

  We got back from Easter holidays and Apple pencil had vanished, gone, lost it. So I had to order a new Apple pencil. It comes.

• 15:10Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 15:11Declan Donnelly?

  It doesn't attach to my iPad properly.

• 15:12Ant McPartlin?

  Did it work? Did it actually write?

• 15:14Declan Donnelly?

  No, didn't write. Wouldn't connect to the iPad. Call up Apple, say it's faulty, you've got to send it back. So I sent it back.

• 15:20Ant McPartlin?

  Who's got time for all this?

• 15:21Declan Donnelly?

  I know. But if I'm gonna take notes in any meetings from now on, I can't remember everything.

• 15:27Ant McPartlin?

  I could take the notes.

• 15:28Declan Donnelly?

  Um, I had to get another. So anyway, I turned up the other day.

• 15:33Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 15:33Declan Donnelly?

  New one turned up. Just as I was leaving the house with the kids, we were all getting ready to go out to the park. So Jack was on his scooter, helmet on. Ayla was there, she had a jacket on, ready to go. Ding dong, it's the delivery man and it comes in. And obviously when there's a delivery, the kids are like, who's that? Who's that for? Is it for me? Is that for me? Says, no, it's for daddy. It's very important. I said, it's finally here. It's my new Apple pencil. So I opened it up like that and then, and then Ayla says, what, what is it? I says, it's my Apple pencil for, um, writing on my iPad. And Jack, helmet off, he went daddy, daddy, daddy, ran into the kitchen, opened up his treasure box.

• 16:12Declan Donnelly?

  Pulled out my Apple pencil, went, Sim Sim.

• 16:16Ant McPartlin?

  The original one.

• 16:17Declan Donnelly?

  The original one was in his wooden treasure box.

• 16:21Ant McPartlin?

  Did you know about this wooden treasure box?

• 16:22Declan Donnelly?

  I did.

• 16:23Ant McPartlin?

  And you never checked it?

• 16:24Declan Donnelly?

  I didn't check the wooden treasure box.

• 16:25Ant McPartlin?

  What else is in there?

• 16:27Declan Donnelly?

  Toy, uh, toy cars, lots of Lightning McQueen.

• 16:30Ant McPartlin?

  Right, okay. Nothing else you've been missing?

• 16:32Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I'm gonna.

• 16:33Ant McPartlin?

  Cause I lost my house keys the other week. So I'm wondering if they're in there.

• 16:37Declan Donnelly?

  I'll have a look for you.

• 16:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, if you don't mind.

• 16:39Declan Donnelly?

  He was so thrilled. Sim Sim.

• 16:42Ant McPartlin?

  That is brilliant.

• 16:44Declan Donnelly?

  So I've got two Apple pencils now.

• 16:46Ant McPartlin?

  Great. See, if one ever goes missing. Well done, Jack.

• 16:49Declan Donnelly?

  I'll send it back. Get me money back.

• 16:53Ant McPartlin?

  I have also been out and about near my new house.

• 16:57Declan Donnelly?

  Been, um, we haven't had a butcher update for a while. Been to butchers?

• 17:02Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, seriously, seriously, how many times?

• 17:07Ant McPartlin?

  Seriously?

• 17:09Declan Donnelly?

  What's the matter?

• 17:10Ant McPartlin?

  What do you, what do you mean? What's the matter? Right, put your glasses on.

• 17:16Ant McPartlin?

  Because I don't think you should.

• 17:17Declan Donnelly?

  There's no sausages in your pocket.

• 17:18Ant McPartlin?

  You shouldn't need them.

• 17:20Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 17:21Ant McPartlin?

  Have a look around.

• 17:23Declan Donnelly?

  Oh my God.

• 17:24Ant McPartlin?

  Jesus, really? That's been there since the start of the podcast.

• 17:28Declan Donnelly?

  It has not.

• 17:28Ant McPartlin?

  I snuck in earlier and put it there. You've been in the drawer and everything and you missed it. You don't need glasses for that, do you? Otherwise you'd fail your driving test.

• 17:36Declan Donnelly?

  It's like an eye test. R13. I'll just cover this eye. Look at that.

• 17:42Ant McPartlin?

  Look at that.

• 17:43Declan Donnelly?

  We've got the private reg.

• 17:47Ant McPartlin?

  We've got the private reg, the number plate from my butchers. For those of you who've just joined the pod, where have you been, first of all? Secondly, I talk about going to my butchers a lot and the reason I picked that butcher in the first place was because he was leaning on his car outside his shop and he had the private reg ribeye. And I thought that's the guy for me. And since then, he listens to the pod and his wife loves the pod. So thank you very much for listening and watching. He said, you're going to have one. He's got three. So the first one spells ribeye, right? The second one, instead of an E at the very end of I, is a G, I think. And the third one ends with an F, which is

• 18:26Ant McPartlin?

  the one he's given me. So it's R13 E Y F. But from a distance, without Dex specs on, you can't, well, first of all, you can't see it.

• 18:35Declan Donnelly?

  When it's gone down the road like that.

• 18:37Ant McPartlin?

  Looks like ribeye.

• 18:38Declan Donnelly?

  That's very good.

• 18:38Ant McPartlin?

  So thank you very much. So you've given that to me. I bought some pancetta, some sausages and I got a private reg. Well, that was on it. What a great butchers that is. Cool. Where should we put it? Not in front of Baby John Pork. I think that's really disrespectful. That's a bit rude. Ribeye. Can that live nicely there? Yeah.

• 18:59Declan Donnelly?

  If you saw the podcast last Monday, it was an episode of Challenge Ant.

• 19:04Ant McPartlin?

  Mm hmm.

• 19:05Declan Donnelly?

  I've had some lovely comments about it.

• 19:06Ant McPartlin?

  Again, did you really?

• 19:07Declan Donnelly?

  Did you? Did any part of you enjoy it?

• 19:09Ant McPartlin?

  Nope, not really.

• 19:10Declan Donnelly?

  Not really.

• 19:10Ant McPartlin?

  At the beginning. The music was good?

• 19:13Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it was good.

• 19:14Ant McPartlin?

  The chat with you was good. She was lovely. I have to say, she was a nice, nice girl.

• 19:18Declan Donnelly?

  We've had luck. We've got some up here on the, on the screen. We had a lovely feedback. We've got some of your comments here.

• 19:25Ant McPartlin?

  This is the best pod out there. Nostalgia, good, clean fun. Just what is needed.

• 19:30Declan Donnelly?

  Good, clean fun.

• 19:31Ant McPartlin?

  Love parents everywhere.

• 19:33Declan Donnelly?

  Put that on the poster. Challenge Jam was probably my favourite segment on SMTV, so happy to see it return. Certainly wouldn't mind seeing some more. Well, that's interesting.

• 19:43Ant McPartlin?

  What, you want to do it again?

• 19:44Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I would do it again.

• 19:45Ant McPartlin?

  Would you?

• 19:46Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 19:46Ant McPartlin?

  I don't know.

• 19:47Declan Donnelly?

  If there are any other kids out there.

• 19:48Ant McPartlin?

  We've done it now.

• 19:49Declan Donnelly?

  Who played, oh no, who played Challenge Jam.

• 19:51Ant McPartlin?

  No, it's the same getting beat again, do they?

• 19:52Declan Donnelly?

  Get back in touch with them.

• 19:53Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, shut up.

• 19:54Declan Donnelly?

  Especially if there are any kids who aren't beat. There weren't many of them, but if there are any kids out there who aren't beat in Challenge Jam.

• 20:00Ant McPartlin?

  We've done it. We've done it.

• 20:00Declan Donnelly?

  Nah, let's do some more.

• 20:01Ant McPartlin?

  What are we doing it again for?

• 20:02Declan Donnelly?

  All bow down to the King, Ant McHartlin. Are you commenting on our videos again?

• 20:08Ant McPartlin?

  I don't, no, but look on the bottom, bow down. He's been branded thick and had to wear the dunce hat.

• 20:14Declan Donnelly?

  It's very true.

• 20:15Ant McPartlin?

  So is that people talking amongst themselves on the comments?

• 20:18Declan Donnelly?

  Well, that was obviously you commenting.

• 20:19Ant McPartlin?

  I did not.

• 20:20Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I, I put the second comment on.

• 20:24Declan Donnelly?

  So last week, Ant here said he was willing to swap some of his items for anything out there.

• 20:31Declan Donnelly?

  He's settled on some golf clubs.

• 20:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 20:33Declan Donnelly?

  Have you brought any in?

• 20:34Ant McPartlin?

  I did. I'll get them now. I bought golf stuff, you said.

• 20:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, that's right.

• 20:38Ant McPartlin?

  I said golf clubs and then you made it 10 times bigger.

• 20:41Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:42Ant McPartlin?

  Let me explain everything. See, look, now these are genuinely mine, as your slop could go as.

• 20:48Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 20:48Ant McPartlin?

  By us.

• 20:49Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 20:49Ant McPartlin?

  So I'll start with, I wore them, so it's not bad, look. Golf shoes. Look how nearly new they are.

• 20:56Declan Donnelly?

  They are good.

• 20:57Ant McPartlin?

  I did ask golf shoes and now I tied them.

• 21:00Declan Donnelly?

  What size are these?

• 21:01Ant McPartlin?

  These are a 10, I think. Now, these, I've tied them all up, but you get the idea.

• 21:06Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 21:06Ant McPartlin?

  So these are a set of Callaway Apex golf.

• 21:10Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 21:11Ant McPartlin?

  I know. They're good on there.

• 21:12Declan Donnelly?

  They're really good.

• 21:13Ant McPartlin?

  So look and look how new they are. Look at that. This is all in the heart that McLaren Golf Clubs are watching and they are gonna send me some to make up for me swapping them. Thanks McLaren.

• 21:29Ant McPartlin?

  They haven't been on. They haven't been on. So the Callaway irons, and then I thought to make it more of a full set, I'm not giving away a putter because I love me putter.

• 21:39Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, no, you can't go, you can't give away something you're using. That's not the point.

• 21:43Ant McPartlin?

  I've got a Nike Free Wood.

• 21:45Declan Donnelly?

  Great.

• 21:46Ant McPartlin?

  The old Dynamo and I've got a Nike driver. Let me take this off because this is a bit old.

• 21:51Declan Donnelly?

  In fact, I brought something today to add. Let me go and get it.

• 21:54Ant McPartlin?

  There you go. You've got a driver there as well. Driver, Free Wood and a full set of irons. And not only that, so you've got something there?

• 22:03Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 22:04Ant McPartlin?

  Not only that, you've got this, you've got the golf shoes.

• 22:06Declan Donnelly?

  You've got.

• 22:08Ant McPartlin?

  Golf cap from Manners. There you go. The shoes, the golf clubs, the cap and whatever you've got.

• 22:15Declan Donnelly?

  And I remember somebody bought me these for my birthday last year. And I thought, oh, I'll add these to the pile as 12 golf balls.

• 22:24Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 22:24Declan Donnelly?

  Um, and.

• 22:27Ant McPartlin?

  Have you got my face on?

• 22:28Declan Donnelly?

  Your face is on the golf balls.

• 22:29Ant McPartlin?

  Why the hell is my face on? A set of golf balls?

• 22:32Declan Donnelly?

  I guess somebody thought it would motivate me to hit the ball further. Genuinely, I got bought these for my birthday.

• 22:38Ant McPartlin?

  Of who?

• 22:39Declan Donnelly?

  A friend in Newcastle. So I thought you can, there's 12 there.

• 22:41Ant McPartlin?

  In Newcastle?

• 22:42Declan Donnelly?

  I thought you can have six of them.

• 22:44Ant McPartlin?

  Six? No, you can have them all. You can have all 12. You can have all 12 of them.

• 22:48Declan Donnelly?

  I was gonna keep six.

• 22:48Ant McPartlin?

  No, you don't want, no, well, you haven't taken them out of the bag.

• 22:51Declan Donnelly?

  I won't have a smash myself.

• 22:52Ant McPartlin?

  You haven't taken them out of the bag so far this year, so you can have them. So, all right, that's what I want to swap.

• 22:57Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 22:58Ant McPartlin?

  This famous guy would like to swap these things.

• 23:06Declan Donnelly?

  We've had Andy with the quiet please signs.

• 23:09Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. Yes. This is the whole point.

• 23:11Declan Donnelly?

  Andy here again with the quiet please signs. And?

• 23:14Ant McPartlin?

  Swap.

• 23:15Declan Donnelly?

  I'm sorry to say, when it comes to your golf stuff, I've already got all the gear and no idea. Also, filling my garage with more tatty old clubs will probably lead to divorce. Regrettably, I might have to look elsewhere for a swap.

• 23:28Ant McPartlin?

  Andy!

• 23:28Declan Donnelly?

  I'm sure your nemesis Jamie Oliver would love to get his hands on these.

• 23:31Ant McPartlin?

  Andy, right, right.

• 23:32Declan Donnelly?

  Respect, guys.

• 23:33Ant McPartlin?

  No, there's no respect.

• 23:34Declan Donnelly?

  Andy.

• 23:34Ant McPartlin?

  Respect withdrew to you, Andy. This is the whole point of it. Look how good those clubs are.

• 23:39Declan Donnelly?

  He doesn't need them or want them.

• 23:41Ant McPartlin?

  I could have kept them. I could. It's always good to have a spare set of them. Well, I, well, oh, yes.

• 23:45Declan Donnelly?

  You still, you don't have to swap.

• 23:46Ant McPartlin?

  I've offered them now. I'd like to roll them over.

• 23:47Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, you will have to roll them over.

• 23:48Ant McPartlin?

  So the, the, the choir police stands from the open are not available?

• 23:52Declan Donnelly?

  Not available at the moment.

• 23:56Declan Donnelly?

  But I do, on the bright side.

• 23:58Ant McPartlin?

  There's no bright side?

• 23:59Declan Donnelly?

  There might be.

• 24:01Ant McPartlin?

  Don't you put your clip on a million, man.

• 24:03Declan Donnelly?

  Listen to this. This one is from Dom. Hi, guys.

• 24:05Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, Dom.

• 24:06Declan Donnelly?

  I have an offer for the swap. I think it may be very worth it.

• 24:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, go on.

• 24:09Declan Donnelly?

  I'm offering a very special pack of trading cards called Galaxy Grippers. I made these myself, and as the name suggests, they're pictures of my feet in space.

• 24:24Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, they're brilliant. They're brilliant.

• 24:27Declan Donnelly?

  They are creative, though. The way I can position my feet into ominous shapes and creatures tells a story.

• 24:33Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, my God, look at that Lula lick. One, two, three, four. He's got five toes, which, which is good. Yeah, just check it. But there's like something in between his toes on that one. Uh, what's the, what's this bottom right one? Celestial Swamp. Uh, it looks like two Loch Ness monsters.

• 24:50Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 24:50Ant McPartlin?

  I think the specialist websites, which would, uh, there would be a lot of people out there who might pay for these kind of things. But that audience isn't me.

• 25:00Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, it's a unsuccessful swap that time.

• 25:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 25:03Declan Donnelly?

  Sorry, Dom. Next one from Chris. Hi, Ant and Drumadeck. I heard this week's swap.

• 25:09Ant McPartlin?

  Drumadeck.

• 25:10Declan Donnelly?

  My drums.

• 25:12Declan Donnelly?

  I heard this week's swap segment on the pod and when Ant offered his golf gear.

• 25:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 25:15Declan Donnelly?

  I thought I'd throw something into the mix. In return, I'd offer the kayak I only used twice for no roads missions across Nottingham and Leicester, where I travelled purely using footpaths, rivers and canals.

• 25:27Ant McPartlin?

  Hurry up and finish talking.

• 25:29Declan Donnelly?

  It's got a proper story behind it, and I think it would make a really fun swap.

• 25:32Ant McPartlin?

  I've switched off. I didn't hear the story. I looked at the photo.

• 25:34Declan Donnelly?

  Even if it's a no, I just wanted to say thanks.

• 25:36Ant McPartlin?

  It's a yes!

• 25:40Ant McPartlin?

  Of course it's a yes, well it's a possible.

• 25:42Declan Donnelly?

  It's a possible.

• 25:43Ant McPartlin?

  It's a possible for now.

• 25:44Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 25:47Declan Donnelly?

  Gareth says, hi Aunt and Dec and crew.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Hi.

• 25:51Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Gareth.

• 25:52Declan Donnelly?

  I know Ant's on this, I'm not buying anything hiatus. And I also know how much you want the new McLaren golf clubs.

• 25:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 25:59Declan Donnelly?

  I'm happy to swap my McLaren F1 Lego car

• 26:07Declan Donnelly?

  for your golf goodies. I had to give up playing golf after having my two beautiful children, Delilah five and Ronnie three, so I sold my clubs to help pay for baby bits.

• 26:18Ant McPartlin?

  Fair enough.

• 26:19Declan Donnelly?

  But now they're older, I want to get back into it. And what better way to do this than swapping with my favourite duo ever? Thank you for considering me, Gareth. Are you considering Gareth?

• 26:28Ant McPartlin?

  I hate the swap. Right?

• 26:31Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 26:31Ant McPartlin?

  I like Lego and I don't mind a bit of F1, but I don't want a Lego F1 car. But I am a human and I'm a man and a parent and I get it. I get it, right? I get it when it comes to the kids.

• 26:43Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 26:44Ant McPartlin?

  And it makes me sad as a golf lover that the poor man had to sell his golf clubs.

• 26:49Declan Donnelly?

  That's the story he's telling you.

• 26:51Ant McPartlin?

  Well, don't you believe him?

• 26:52Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not saying that.

• 26:52Ant McPartlin?

  Why would you write a podcast to lie like that?

• 26:54Declan Donnelly?

  I'm just saying.

• 26:56Ant McPartlin?

  Well now you've put doubt in my head.

• 27:01Declan Donnelly?

  So?

• 27:02Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I was gonna give you a bit of a, you know, an explanation as to me thinking, but

• 27:08Declan Donnelly?

  Go on then.

• 27:08Ant McPartlin?

  You chipped in and said he's a liar.

• 27:10Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not, I'm not saying he's a liar.

• 27:11Ant McPartlin?

  I'm not saying he's a liar. Why you, why you?

• 27:13Declan Donnelly?

  Well, who said he's, what did you call him a liar for, Fiona?

• 27:18Ant McPartlin?

  That's a possible.

• 27:19Declan Donnelly?

  Possible.

• 27:19Ant McPartlin?

  Only because of the backstory. The car, I couldn't care less about.

• 27:22Declan Donnelly?

  Okay. Next one is from Dale Weston Emily. Hello Aunt and Dec.

• 27:26Ant McPartlin?

  Hello, Scottish?

• 27:28Declan Donnelly?

  Don't know.

• 27:28Ant McPartlin?

  Ah.

• 27:29Declan Donnelly?

  Doesn't say.

• 27:29Ant McPartlin?

  Just you sounded a bit Scottish then.

• 27:31Declan Donnelly?

  It just says hello. I have something I'd like to swap with Ant for his golf clubs. For years I have restored trains as a hobby and I'm willing to swap a diesel English electric 12 SVT engine piston.

• 27:43Ant McPartlin?

  I'm not doing this.

• 27:44Declan Donnelly?

  With a decorative base no less.

• 27:46Ant McPartlin?

  I'm not doing it again.

• 27:46Declan Donnelly?

  It comes fully unclean with quite a nice patina about it.

• 27:50Ant McPartlin?

  I'm not doing it again.

• 27:50Declan Donnelly?

  Ready to become a large doorstop or even a coffee table. This piston is definitely an eight large bananas.

• 27:57Ant McPartlin?

  Right, first of all, don't use my banana ratings for things like that.

• 28:00Declan Donnelly?

  Look at that though, look at it on the screen.

• 28:03Ant McPartlin?

  What the hell is that?

• 28:04Declan Donnelly?

  It's a 12 SVT engine piston.

• 28:07Ant McPartlin?

  Next swap, please. That's a no.

• 28:09Declan Donnelly?

  That's a no. I'll write that. Definitely no. Claire from Bristol says, dear Ant Dec, I know Aunt has a lot of love for his local butchers.

• 28:17Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 28:17Declan Donnelly?

  So with the permission of my dad, I would love to suggest a swap of a professional, top-notch burger press.

• 28:24Ant McPartlin?

  Ooh.

• 28:26Declan Donnelly?

  So Aunt can make his own burgers.

• 28:30Declan Donnelly?

  My nephew recently beat tough competition to be accepted into a golf club and has set his sights on becoming a professional golfer. So he'd be blown away to be the owner of your clubs. Respect, guys. Claire from Bristol.

• 28:40Ant McPartlin?

  Right, this is it all. It has a great backstory, really good context, a great swap. I love the fact that these clubs could help her nephew on his journey to becoming a professional. And when he's a professional and he wins the Masters and the Open, he'll come back in and see us, you see?

• 28:57Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 28:58Ant McPartlin?

  And he'll get us free tickets to set events. I also love burgers. I love butchers. It's got it all. It's a big, big possible.

• 29:08Declan Donnelly?

  Hello, Ant Dec and team.

• 29:09Ant McPartlin?

  Hi.

• 29:10Declan Donnelly?

  I was listening to last week's episode and Aunt was offering to give away golf clubs in exchange for a quiet please sign from the Open.

• 29:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 29:17Declan Donnelly?

  My fiance is willing to offer you another quiet please sign, which is signed by a golfer who was playing in the Portrush Open in 2019.

• 29:29Declan Donnelly?

  He can't remember who the golfer was. He will also throw in his steward's bib from the 2019 Open and a flag from the 2025 Open.

• 29:39Ant McPartlin?

  What the? Has he stolen all of these?

• 29:42Declan Donnelly?

  Love and respect, guys, from Amy.

• 29:43Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my God, you may have saved this. You may have saved this.

• 29:49Declan Donnelly?

  So it's the quiet please sign, the bib.

• 29:52Ant McPartlin?

  And the cap? Do I get the cap?

• 29:55Declan Donnelly?

  No, and a flag from the 2025 Open.

• 29:59Ant McPartlin?

  It's impossible.

• 30:00Declan Donnelly?

  It's impossible. Okay, we like that. We like that a lot.

• 30:04Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 30:05Declan Donnelly?

  Okay. Hello Anthony, hello Declan.

• 30:07Ant McPartlin?

  Hello.

• 30:08Declan Donnelly?

  Sunday names.

• 30:08Ant McPartlin?

  Very fun.

• 30:09Declan Donnelly?

  Full names.

• 30:10Ant McPartlin?

  Formal.

• 30:10Declan Donnelly?

  You guys have been busy of late, so I thought you'd like something special this week. And I'd like to offer you a framed photo of something special to yourselves and the pod.

• 30:21Declan Donnelly?

  For legal reasons, I don't own the rights to this image. All rights and credit to go to Caroline. Can rubs, goes from Rebecca. So there are.

• 30:28Ant McPartlin?

  Hold on, this is a picture of the tap shoes.

• 30:33Declan Donnelly?

  It's a framed photo of Caroline's tap shoes.

• 30:36Ant McPartlin?

  Well, we, I don't think we're legally able to swap with them because she didn't take the photo and they're not her tap shoes.

• 30:43Declan Donnelly?

  That's true.

• 30:43Ant McPartlin?

  So what has she given me here? A frame?

• 30:46Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:47Ant McPartlin?

  It's a, it's a real shame.

• 30:49Declan Donnelly?

  It's a whole, it's a whole copyright nightmare.

• 30:51Ant McPartlin?

  That to me screams high court.

• 30:57Ant McPartlin?

  Supreme Court of Justice. That's a no, that's a no. The tap shoes, unfortunately, the tap shoes don't make it. Uh, unfortunately. Let's go, we'll go to the break. Whoa, what the, what, how did, what?

• 31:09Speaker 02

  It's heaven sent.

• 31:11Declan Donnelly?

  We've got a.

• 31:12Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my God, that's a million to one chance.

• 31:15Declan Donnelly?

  And stuck to my clipboard.

• 31:17Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, this is gonna be it.

• 31:18Declan Donnelly?

  This must be.

• 31:18Ant McPartlin?

  This is gonna be it. This is gonna be it. He's been on.

• 31:22Declan Donnelly?

  Guys, it's another letter from Andy with the Quiet Police.

• 31:28Declan Donnelly?

  Hi lads.

• 31:30Declan Donnelly?

  Andy again here. I've been thinking. I want to give you a final chance to get a swap for the signs. I know you guys love them and I agree, they would look great on your shelves. But a piece of money can't buy memorabilia is surely only worth a swap for something that money can't buy. I'm thinking of FA Cup final tickets, a place on Limitless Win. Okay, I might have started negotiations a little bit high, but you get the idea. He basically wants another offer from you. As always, respect guys from Andy.

• 32:01Ant McPartlin?

  Andy, I like you and I liked your swap. I liked it week one. I liked it week two. You were through it week three, but it seems I may have had a better offer.

• 32:16Ant McPartlin?

  So Andy, make that into a paper plane and throw it back out.

• 32:23Ant McPartlin?

  Andy, sorry, but goodbye.

• 32:26Declan Donnelly?

  It's a no.

• 32:27Ant McPartlin?

  That's a no swap. I didn't think today would end up like this, guys.

• 32:30Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 32:31Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God.

• 32:31Declan Donnelly?

  This is taking a turn. So.

• 32:33Ant McPartlin?

  This has been epic today, Swap. Epic.

• 32:35Declan Donnelly?

  On your shortlist today, we have got a kayak, an F1 Lego model, a burger press.

• 32:45Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 32:47Declan Donnelly?

  The Quiet Police sign, bib and flag from the 2025 Open.

• 32:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 32:53Declan Donnelly?

  Are you gonna have a little thing about it?

• 32:54Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I'll have a little thing about it, please.

• 32:56Declan Donnelly?

  Find out if and swaps and what it goes for right after this break.

• 33:05Ant McPartlin?

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• 33:09Declan Donnelly?

  So now we've got our listener map and we know that our reach.

• 33:13Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, we know the reach is.

• 33:13Declan Donnelly?

  Is growing throughout the world.

• 33:15Ant McPartlin?

  Growing, yes.

• 33:16Declan Donnelly?

  It got me thinking, I want to visit some more places throughout the world, places I've never been before. So I thought.

• 33:21Ant McPartlin?

  Ask Gemini.

• 33:21Declan Donnelly?

  Why don't we ask Gemini for some good holiday location recommendations?

• 33:24Ant McPartlin?

  Come on then. Right, okay. Gemini, where can I go which is hot?

• 33:27Declan Donnelly?

  Hot, hot.

• 33:28Ant McPartlin?

  And plenty of bananas. Where would you recommend?

• 33:31Speaker 06

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• 33:47Declan Donnelly?

  Gemini, could you flip a digital coin to choose between Costa Rica and Tenerife?

• 33:54Ant McPartlin?

  Can you do that?

• 33:55Speaker 06

  Heads for Tenerife, tails for Costa Rica.

• 33:58Ant McPartlin?

  Come on.

• 33:58Speaker 06

  And it's heads. So Tenerife it is, according to the coin.

• 34:03Ant McPartlin?

  Thanks, Gemini.

• 34:04Speaker 06

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• 34:06Ant McPartlin?

  We will, we will, we will.

• 34:07Declan Donnelly?

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• 34:14Ant McPartlin?

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• 34:19Declan Donnelly?

  It's there for a real chat, not just a quick question and done.

• 34:22Ant McPartlin?

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• 34:28Declan Donnelly?

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• 34:31Ant McPartlin?

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• 35:36Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, we are back, back in the room. We've got four possible swaps for Ant's golf goodies. You've had a little bit of time to think about it. Just to recap, you've got Chris's kayak.

• 35:47Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 35:48Declan Donnelly?

  Gareth's McLaren F1 Lego car. Claire's Burger Press or Amy's Sign, Bib and Flag from the golf. Have you made a decision?

• 35:58Ant McPartlin?

  Um, the, the car? I don't remember, I don't remember saying yes to the car.

• 36:04Declan Donnelly?

  I think you said yes because he had two kids and he wanted to get back in the car.

• 36:07Ant McPartlin?

  That's right, that's right, that's right. I'm focusing on the item.

• 36:09Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 36:10Ant McPartlin?

  When actually what, what pulled the whole strings was the story. But now I've seen other swaps, the car's, the car's gone.

• 36:18Declan Donnelly?

  Car's gone. So it's down to Chris's kayak, Claire's Burger Press and Amy's Sign, Bib and Flag. First of all, are you going to make a swap or is it going to roll over?

• 36:30Ant McPartlin?

  I'm going to make a swap.

• 36:31Declan Donnelly?

  He's gonna make a swap!

• 36:33Ant McPartlin?

  And it's not going to be...

• 36:38Ant McPartlin?

  The Burger Press.

• 36:41Declan Donnelly?

  The burger press.

• 36:42Ant McPartlin?

  I tell you why.

• 36:42Declan Donnelly?

  Get back.

• 36:43Ant McPartlin?

  I've got such a good butcher who does good burgers. He presses them for me.

• 36:48Declan Donnelly?

  Ah.

• 36:48Ant McPartlin?

  So I don't need to.

• 36:49Declan Donnelly?

  Don't need to press your own meat.

• 36:50Ant McPartlin?

  Press me on.

• 36:52Declan Donnelly?

  Doesn't need to press his own meat.

• 36:53Ant McPartlin?

  So it's down to two very, very good items.

• 36:58Declan Donnelly?

  It's between the kayak. Which you got very excited about.

• 37:03Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, and I'd love it.

• 37:04Declan Donnelly?

  Only used twice.

• 37:06Ant McPartlin?

  That's crazy.

• 37:07Declan Donnelly?

  Almost new. Or the quiet police sign, which is signed by a golfer. We don't know who, he can't remember. The bib and the flag from the 2025 Open at Royal Portrush. Which is it going to be?

• 37:25Ant McPartlin?

  Declan? Guys, I've made a choice and I'm going to swap for the quiet police sign, the flag and the bib.

• 37:39Declan Donnelly?

  Congratulations, Emmy. It's a swap.

• 37:42Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you, Emmy. We'll sign these bits first. Should we sign the cap? Sign the cap because the rest, you don't want to sign the shoes. That look odd when you're on the golf course. With a cap, you could just put in your bedroom, I suppose.

• 37:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 37:52Ant McPartlin?

  Sign it here. Then you sign it.

• 37:55Declan Donnelly?

  Do you want to sign each of those golf balls with your face on?

• 37:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I won't sign them, but you can have them. And there is a bag as well, but I forgot it. A bit like Declan forgot the coop book for the slow cooker. You're still going to put that in the post.

• 38:06Declan Donnelly?

  I'll do that.

• 38:06Ant McPartlin?

  That's a really good swap. I love this item so much.

• 38:09Declan Donnelly?

  Happy with that?

• 38:10Ant McPartlin?

  I'm very happy with that. I kind of got more than what I thought I was going to get in the first place.

• 38:14Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, you did.

• 38:15Ant McPartlin?

  Because I thought I was just going to get two quiet police signs. I've ended up getting quiet police sign and a bib and a flag. This is brilliant. Oh my God.

• 38:25Declan Donnelly?

  Everybody's happy.

• 38:26Ant McPartlin?

  Everybody's happy.

• 38:27Declan Donnelly?

  That's the whole point of the item.

• 38:28Ant McPartlin?

  Pop from the guy with the kayak.

• 38:29Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:30Ant McPartlin?

  That's a shame. But you never know. If we do it again, write it again. Because I reckon, even though I don't live near a huge body of water, I would like that kayak.

• 38:41Declan Donnelly?

  And he's not allowed to buy one at the minute.

• 38:42Ant McPartlin?

  I'm not allowed to buy anything at the minute.

• 38:46Ant McPartlin?

  So a few weeks ago, we decided to have a watch, a watch group.

• 38:51Declan Donnelly?

  Watch along.

• 38:51Ant McPartlin?

  We decided to all watch a TV show and then all give a comment and then we could give a collective.

• 38:58Declan Donnelly?

  Banana rating.

• 38:59Ant McPartlin?

  Banana rating.

• 39:00Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 39:00Ant McPartlin?

  Um, the, I picked the show. It was The Miniature Wife. I've got an airplane that's just flown in. Quite a lengthy letter. I'll read you this. These are people's comments on The Miniature Wife and their banana ratings. Shall we start with theirs and then come to ours?

• 39:18Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 39:18Ant McPartlin?

  Cause we've also watched it. Jacqueline Sourbutz says, what have I just watched? Well, first episode wasn't the best and I was going to give up, but I persevered. Must admit, as strange as it was, I kind of enjoyed it.

• 39:31Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 39:31Ant McPartlin?

  Not sure I will take up any more of your recommendations though, Ant. Six bananas.

• 39:37Declan Donnelly?

  Six is quite high.

• 39:38Ant McPartlin?

  Six is high.

• 39:39Declan Donnelly?

  Something you didn't enjoy.

• 39:40Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, hi Ant Dec. I've just binge watched The Miniature Wife and gave it two bananas.

• 39:45Declan Donnelly?

  Oh my gosh.

• 39:46Ant McPartlin?

  It was too long, nine hours of my life. I'm not going to get back. Love and best wishes. Michelle from Fairy Hill.

• 39:53Declan Donnelly?

  Michelle, you saw it through to the very end though.

• 39:55Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I know. Wow.

• 39:56Declan Donnelly?

  You did better than me. I gave up after two eps.

• 39:58Ant McPartlin?

  I gave up after two eps.

• 39:59Declan Donnelly?

  Spoiler alert.

• 39:59Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Lord Charles, don't watch The Miniature Wife. It is awful and over the top acting. It should not have got to 10 episodes. You will be ripping what's left of your hair out. Ha ha. No bananas.

• 40:11Declan Donnelly?

  No bananas from Lord Charles.

• 40:13Ant McPartlin?

  Hi guys. I've watched all 10 of The Miniature Wife and I didn't love it, but I did quite like it. It was quite funny. Five bananas. Love you both. Liz in Jersey.

• 40:24Declan Donnelly?

  Five is still quite high. Five out of eight.

• 40:26Ant McPartlin?

  Louise, I said, started watching The Miniature Wife, as Ant suggested, and couldn't finish the first episode. So bad, weak story, such a shame. I hoped it would be good, but it was boring and I like our characters. Sorry, Ant. I tried. No bananas.

• 40:38Declan Donnelly?

  Wow. You've got to at least finish the episode.

• 40:40Ant McPartlin?

  I don't know how we're going to work out the average of this because I'll give you my banana rate. I've recommended it and I got to the end of the second episode and I said to my wife, we're not going back to that. Even though I said it on the pod, it was. It was one banana for me. I can't give it zero, because I like, I really like him.

• 40:58Declan Donnelly?

  Matthew McFadyen.

• 40:59Ant McPartlin?

  Really like him.

• 41:00Declan Donnelly?

  Big fan of his.

• 41:00Ant McPartlin?

  If I ever meet him, you know, I don't want to end up with him. Don't want beef with him.

• 41:04Declan Donnelly?

  No, we don't want beef with him.

• 41:05Ant McPartlin?

  We don't want beef with him. So, one banana.

• 41:07Declan Donnelly?

  I too watched two episodes.

• 41:09Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 41:09Declan Donnelly?

  Um, and that was enough for me. I kind of got the idea.

• 41:12Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 41:12Declan Donnelly?

  Um, one and a half bananas.

• 41:16Ant McPartlin?

  Are we doing half bananas?

• 41:17Declan Donnelly?

  One banana.

• 41:19Ant McPartlin?

  So, one banana, one banana.

• 41:20Declan Donnelly?

  One banana, two bananas, three bananas.

• 41:22Ant McPartlin?

  There was.

• 41:22Declan Donnelly?

  Then we had like a five and a six.

• 41:24Ant McPartlin?

  You had a six banana, a two banana. Two point eight seven, we're rounding up to three, three bananas.

• 41:30Ant McPartlin?

  It's being.

• 41:30Declan Donnelly?

  That's generous.

• 41:31Ant McPartlin?

  Generous. Two point eight. Can we give it an average of two point eight? Two point eight bananas for the miniature wife.

• 41:36Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, and, and answer apologies.

• 41:39Ant McPartlin?

  And my apologies. Although I would like to ask you all to watch Pluribus, which is on Apple TV and is from the ride of Breaking Bad.

• 41:50Declan Donnelly?

  Vince Gilligan.

• 41:51Ant McPartlin?

  Vince Gilligan. It is exceptional. For a series one, it's, it's eight bananas for me. Pluribus. Couldn't recommend it highly enough.

• 41:59Declan Donnelly?

  There you go. High praise.

• 42:03Declan Donnelly?

  Shall I get the old diary out?

• 42:04Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. Well, there you are in the bed with your dirty socks. There is a.

• 42:09Declan Donnelly?

  Scribbling away.

• 42:10Ant McPartlin?

  There's a letter. It's for me.

• 42:13Ant McPartlin?

  It's a very short letter. Says, hi. My daughters Emily and Amelia came up with a funny little jingle idea for Dex Diary. It's by, by like last week's show. They imagined it being sung by a bird on a chimney in a fun nineties Ant and Dec style. The lyrics are. Coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo. Dex Diary.

• 42:39Declan Donnelly?

  And they've recorded this?

• 42:40Ant McPartlin?

  Have they? Oh, I thought that was me. I thought I just had to sing it. Well, that's from Chris Rafferty. Come on, let's hear it.

• 43:09Declan Donnelly?

  Very good, well done girls.

• 43:11Ant McPartlin?

  Thanks girls.

• 43:11Declan Donnelly?

  Love it. We're up to the 13th of April 1994. Day 17 of life on the road. A lie-in.

• 43:20Ant McPartlin?

  At last.

• 43:21Declan Donnelly?

  A lie-in.

• 43:21Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my god, so we don't have to get up at the awful time of 12.30, midday.

• 43:26Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we had a lie-in. 11.30 I stayed in bed till, what a luxury. Showered, packed, and we all went for a Pizza Hut for lunch.

• 43:35Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, nice.

• 43:36Declan Donnelly?

  That's cute.

• 43:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 43:37Declan Donnelly?

  That's cute, innit?

• 43:37Ant McPartlin?

  What a great day. The end.

• 43:40Declan Donnelly?

  Then we began the long drive north to Mansfield.

• 43:43Ant McPartlin?

  Are you gonna name the nightclub we played at?

• 43:45Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 43:45Ant McPartlin?

  Okay. Mansfield, Mansfield.

• 43:47Declan Donnelly?

  Bought Smash Hits on the way.

• 43:49Ant McPartlin?

  Ah.

• 43:51Declan Donnelly?

  For the single review.

• 43:52Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, no.

• 43:54Declan Donnelly?

  Actually got a really good one.

• 43:56Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, did we?

• 43:57Declan Donnelly?

  Four out of five.

• 43:58Ant McPartlin?

  Did we?

• 44:00Declan Donnelly?

  Beaten only by Eternal.

• 44:02Ant McPartlin?

  Well, that's saying so, they were huge back in the 90s.

• 44:05Declan Donnelly?

  Eternal must have got single of the week. Not bad eh?

• 44:07Ant McPartlin?

  Not bad at all.

• 44:08Declan Donnelly?

  That's what I've written, not bad eh?

• 44:09Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, not bad at all, Duncan.

• 44:14Declan Donnelly?

  Got to the Village nightclub in Mansfield.

• 44:17Ant McPartlin?

  Nah, I didn't think it was that.

• 44:18Declan Donnelly?

  Was it not?

• 44:18Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 44:20Declan Donnelly?

  Done the club, the crowd were great, venue was okay.

• 44:24Ant McPartlin?

  Right. Any stage, any curtains?

• 44:27Declan Donnelly?

  We had a great time.

• 44:28Ant McPartlin?

  You didn't mention the stage. I didn't mention the stage. You mentioned the stage every time you had a diary entry up until now.

• 44:32Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, obviously, I don't know, it was neither brilliant nor bad, it's just a good stage. A few of the crowd were singing along, so that's nice to see, and hopefully it is a good sign.

• 44:44Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, let's hope so.

• 44:46Declan Donnelly?

  Midweek's tomorrow.

• 44:47Ant McPartlin?

  Oh god, how nerve wracking.

• 44:48Declan Donnelly?

  I really, really want to know.

• 44:51Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, so do I Duncan, what's it gonna be?

• 44:54Declan Donnelly?

  That's the end.

• 44:55Ant McPartlin?

  Is that it? Good one, Noel.

• 44:56Declan Donnelly?

  Short one.

• 44:57Ant McPartlin?

  It's good, it's good.

• 44:58Declan Donnelly?

  Well yeah, we've been to Mansfield, we've got a good review in Smash Hits, the crowd was singing along, and we get on midweek's tomorrow, so we'll have that next week.

• 45:07Ant McPartlin?

  Good. Very good.

• 45:10Ant McPartlin?

  Got a busy week?

• 45:11Declan Donnelly?

  We've got a big day next Monday.

• 45:13Ant McPartlin?

  We do have a big day next Monday. Every year we do the King's Trust Awards and this year, so we host it and this year they're celebrating 50 years of the King's Trust. So we're going to host that and we've changed venues. Normally it's in the centre of London.

• 45:27Declan Donnelly?

  Normally the Palladium or?

• 45:28Ant McPartlin?

  The Palladium or one of the theatres, but now we've moved to the Albert Hall to celebrate 50 years. It's going to be good. Tickets sold out in a matter of hours, I think.

• 45:38Declan Donnelly?

  Minutes, I think it was.

• 45:39Ant McPartlin?

  Minutes, was it?

• 45:39Declan Donnelly?

  Five minutes, yeah.

• 45:41Ant McPartlin?

  But we've got great acts performing. We've got Sir Roger Stewart, Ronnie Wood's performing, Jules Holland's going to be there with his orchestra.

• 45:48Declan Donnelly?

  Anne-Marie. And it's basically a day where we give out awards to young people who've been on courses, people who've helped out. And I think there's about 12 awards.

• 45:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 45:58Declan Donnelly?

  And we always have a big-

• 45:59Ant McPartlin?

  Celebrity ambassadors who come out to hand out the awards. So you might have Tom Hardy or Idris Elba or-

• 46:05Declan Donnelly?

  Or Gareth Southgate.

• 46:07Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 46:07Declan Donnelly?

  Loads of people turn up and do it. It's a very glitzy affair.

• 46:11Ant McPartlin?

  So yeah, it's good. So we're looking forward to that. Will the King be there? Let's hope so.

• 46:15Declan Donnelly?

  Hope so. Sometimes he pops in and-

• 46:17Ant McPartlin?

  Sometimes he doesn't, maybe busy.

• 46:18Declan Donnelly?

  Does a bit of a speech.

• 46:21Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 46:22Declan Donnelly?

  Postbag time. Got some letters.

• 46:25Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 46:27Declan Donnelly?

  Hi guys. I've just been watching the latest episode where Ant revealed an uncanny but sadly disintegrating spitting image puppet of himself.

• 46:33Ant McPartlin?

  Still there.

• 46:34Declan Donnelly?

  And I heard him ask whether anyone could help restore that puppet.

• 46:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 46:38Declan Donnelly?

  You're in luck.

• 46:38Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 46:39Declan Donnelly?

  My partner George is a puppet maker, stroke technician, stroke maintainer. Basically all things puppet. He absolutely loves what he does and he also loves you guys. So this would be a dream meeting of worlds to help restore your puppet. From Georgie Hannah. P.S. I have a best friend called Bethan. I promised their relant.

• 46:59Ant McPartlin?

  Right. Don't believe the last bit of that letter, but everything else I'm there for.

• 47:03Declan Donnelly?

  So we could pop that little fella in the post.

• 47:05Ant McPartlin?

  What's he called? George? The guy who's going to do this? George?

• 47:08Declan Donnelly?

  It's from Georgie.

• 47:09Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 47:10Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, sorry, sorry. She's Georgia and her partner's George.

• 47:13Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, the two Georgias.

• 47:14Declan Donnelly?

  Confusing, isn't it?

• 47:14Ant McPartlin?

  The two Georgias, but it's easy for me to remember right now. The two Georgias? I would very happily send you my head. Yeah. I mean, look, it's the only offer I've had, so I'm going to take it.

• 47:24Declan Donnelly?

  You're not going to get a better one than that.

• 47:26Ant McPartlin?

  Is there a website I can check out their previous work or shall I just risk it?

• 47:29Declan Donnelly?

  Nah, they just risk it.

• 47:30Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, look.

• 47:31Declan Donnelly?

  Look, it's in a pretty sad way. If you're just listening, we're pointing to Ant's spitting image puppet on the shelf behind us, which is kind of- Only from the top lip up.

• 47:41Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it's pretty sad. It's a pretty sad affair. So yes, I'll send it over. Happily do that. And will he, will he make a little body? Because the body's disintegrated.

• 47:48Declan Donnelly?

  Doesn't say, just says.

• 47:50Ant McPartlin?

  Well, why don't you bring yours in?

• 47:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 47:52Ant McPartlin?

  And then you'll get to see yours.

• 47:54Declan Donnelly?

  I can show my body?

• 47:55Ant McPartlin?

  Show your body on next week's pod.

• 47:57Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, I'll bring him in and show you my body.

• 47:59Ant McPartlin?

  Show your body on next week's pod and then that'll give George some idea how to shape my body. Just needs to make it a couple of centimetres bigger.

• 48:05Declan Donnelly?

  Okay. Right, last letter for the day. Oh, it's a note, says pick up the voice note phone. Let me get the voice.

• 48:11Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, okay.

• 48:14Declan Donnelly?

  Got the voice phone. Last one of the day. Here it is.

• 48:17Speaker 08

  Hi, Ant and Dec. I had an empty bottle of Volvic from around ninety-four, ninety-five, when I went to watch you in concert in Basingstoke. And Dec threw his empty bottle of Volvic into the crowd.

• 48:38Declan Donnelly?

  Lit a bug.

• 48:39Speaker 08

  And it landed at my feet. And loads of girls like jumped on me to get it off of me, but I got it. I kept it. And they were all amazed and were telling me how, you've got Dec saliva, you've got Dec saliva. Um, which, you know, at the time was amazing. I mean, it still is.

• 49:00Declan Donnelly?

  Less so now.

• 49:01Speaker 08

  So I kept it and I was really proud of it. And then one day it went missing. Couldn't find it. And my mum had thrown it away because she said it was too unhygienic. I have never recovered from this. I'm gutted. Um, I still think about that bottle fondly.

• 49:25Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that's a sad story.

• 49:27Ant McPartlin?

  It's a sad end. It's a sad end to what was a really nice nostalgic trip down memory lane for us both. So go get a bottle of water, spit in it and send it back to us.

• 49:36Declan Donnelly?

  Sure.

• 49:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah. Have you got any water in there? I mean, you don't have to spit in it, just drink from it. It's probably, probably nicer.

• 49:43Declan Donnelly?

  Finish this one.

• 49:43Ant McPartlin?

  Finish that off. Have a little swig of that. Go on, have a good drink. Stick your tongue in where you have it. What are you doing? Go and spit it out.

• 49:56Declan Donnelly?

  Stick your tongue in.

• 50:01Ant McPartlin?

  Stick your tongue in, just get a little bit more saliva in there.

• 50:07Ant McPartlin?

  Right, okay, Jemma Simkins, this is for you. Stick your tongue in, stick your tongue in.

• 50:13Ant McPartlin?

  She'll love it, man. She'll love it. She'll love it. She'll love it, man. Go on, stick your tongue in.

• 50:18Ant McPartlin?

  There you go. There you go. See, Jemma, that's just for you. You've got Dex tongue remnants and saliva and everything. Leave her a bit of water in there. What are you doing? What are you doing? Why don't you just?

• 50:28Declan Donnelly?

  Because I've finished it last time I was finishing.

• 50:30Ant McPartlin?

  Well, leave a little bit, just leave a little bit. There you go. Right, you spat all down your jumper now. What a mess.

• 50:36Declan Donnelly?

  That's easier to get in the post.

• 50:38Ant McPartlin?

  Right, okay, there you go. Well, have you got any tape where you can just tape around the top? Yeah, okay. Okay. All right. Don't drop it, Fiona. Don't swap with one of yours because that won't be the same. She doesn't want yours.

• 50:50Declan Donnelly?

  What a mess. What a mess.

• 50:52Ant McPartlin?

  A fitting way to finish, don't you think?

• 50:54Declan Donnelly?

  I think so.

• 50:54Ant McPartlin?

  Dex spitting all over the studio.

• 50:56Declan Donnelly?

  Let's end it there.

• 50:57Ant McPartlin?

  Well, thank you very much. I'm sweaty, I'm hot, but I've got myself some new open memorabilia. And you have spat in a bottle and tongued on with a plastic bottle. It's the perfect podcast.

• 51:09Declan Donnelly?

  Thanks very much for tuning in. We'll be back on Monday with a bonus pod.

• 51:14Ant McPartlin?

  Very, very good one.

• 51:15Declan Donnelly?

  Until then, though. Respect, guys. See you next time.

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