Ask, Tell, Confess: Shot Glasses Don’t Belong There

On this wild episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the crew dives into their jam-packed podcast schedule, from recent New York adventures to upcoming runs in LA. Along the way, they share jaw-dropping listener stories—a couple who left a room in shambles with feathers and toys, a woman whose shot-glass stunt went dangerously wrong, and even an ex who asked his former flame to plan his wife’s funeral. The team also tackles the tricky topic of emotional cheating, offering real talk and advice. They wrap things up with their signature banter—and one very important PSA: keep glass far away from your private parts. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 1:50Bunnie XO?

  Hello, everybody. Welcome to Ask Taylor.

• 2:07Bunnie XO?

  It was soft.

• 2:07Speaker 04

  It was like a tea kettle.

• 2:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it was really soft and just kind of like, you know,

• 2:12Speaker 04

  Dainty.

• 2:12Bunnie XO?

  Sounded like it was like blowing with the wind. Well, if you guys could tell, we have a different background tonight, today, whatever fucking time it is. Actually, it's 12 o'clock in the morning.

• 2:24Speaker 04

  Oh, no way.

• 2:25Bunnie XO?

  Yep, and we are filming Ask Tell Confess for you because we love you guys so much. We have been on this podcast run in New York and we're going home for two days and then we're going on another podcast run in LA because Mimi likes to overwork me and underpay me. So that's what we've been doing, but we're here doing Ask Tell Confess. Are you guys fucking excited? Yeah, I'm so excited. Haley's fucking, I don't know what happened to you.

• 2:51Speaker 04

  You are a crackhead Ed right now.

• 2:53Bunnie XO?

  Bro, we went to the gym.

• 2:54Speaker 05

  I don't know. I got a burst of energy.

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's wild.

• 2:58Speaker 05

  You're gonna need to calm down.

• 2:59Bunnie XO?

  Are you gonna be able to sleep tonight?

• 3:00Speaker 05

  Run in circles. I don't know.

• 3:01Speaker 04

  You can sleep down here tonight.

• 3:03Bunnie XO?

  No, you wanna snuggle with me?

• 3:05Speaker 04

  Go ahead.

• 3:05Speaker 05

  Maybe.

• 3:06Bunnie XO?

  We kissed in front of a rock star's house today.

• 3:09Speaker 04

  We did. We kiss in front of every iconic place. We miss kiss a lot.

• 3:12Bunnie XO?

  It's our new thing. We just look at each other and we're like, and it's not like tongue or anything like that, but it's like a little

• 3:18Speaker 04

  Peck.

• 3:19Bunnie XO?

  Little peck, a little peckeroonie.

• 3:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:21Bunnie XO?

  All right, who's gonna kick this off?

• 3:24Speaker 04

  Don't sound too excited, guys. I mean.

• 3:27Bunnie XO?

  I feel like I kicked it off last week.

• 3:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:29Bunnie XO?

  Didn't I?

• 3:30Speaker 04

  I'll kick it off. All right.

• 3:32Speaker 05

  Louis?

• 3:34Bunnie XO?

  By the way, Mimi did not wanna record right now. We're forcing her. But she's gonna love us tomorrow because we have another, we have another podcast and literally she wanted to record after that. And I was like, absolutely fucking not. I wanna go home. Take me to my cow and my frickin' dog.

• 3:48Speaker 04

  I'll be thankful tomorrow.

• 3:50Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 3:50Speaker 04

  Um, so my first one came in. This girl's name's Samantha. My mom used to help. My mom used to have me help her run a cleaning sober housing when I was 15. That's funny. This story is so funny. Uh, there was one building that was for people with disabilities, but most people called it the House of Crazies. One day, a couple wanted to rent a room temporarily and didn't mind being in the House of Crazies. About a week later, I'm walking down the hallway and I see feathers everywhere.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  It's coming from that couple's room. Me and my mom opened up the door and the room is completely trashed. All the feathers are from the pillows and blankets we had. I opened the freezer and it is completely filled with dildos. Lots of dildos, all different sizes. They never came back for their dildos.

• 4:45Bunnie XO?

  What were they doing with the feathers?

• 4:47Speaker 04

  Remember that one time we filled the room with feathers?

• 4:50Bunnie XO?

  At the video shoot, bro, when I tell you feathers are the hardest thing to clean up.

• 4:56Speaker 04

  Cause you would know, right? Cleaning up? No, who cleaned all those feathers up?

• 5:02Bunnie XO?

  I helped a lot. I remember cleaning up a lot, but I don't remember like it. Feathers are hard to clean up. Like what the fuck were they doing with them?

• 5:09Speaker 04

  I think we got a shot back at one point too.

• 5:10Speaker 05

  Maybe they had like a pillow fight and then it went into.

• 5:14Speaker 04

  Sexy time?

• 5:14Bunnie XO?

  That's exactly what happened. We were recording a pillow fight and the pillows just started coming apart.

• 5:19Speaker 05

  Why were the dildos in the freezer though?

• 5:22Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I couldn't imagine shoving a cold dildo inside of me. That would suck.

• 5:27Speaker 04

  Oh, imagine freezer burn in your vagina.

• 5:30Bunnie XO?

  Maybe they dipped him in ecstasy and put him in the freezer. It like freezes it and then you can put it inside. I don't know.

• 5:38Bunnie XO?

  People do weird shit, man.

• 5:39Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 5:40Bunnie XO?

  People do strange stuff. You never, you guys never had a party like that?

• 5:44Speaker 04

  No.

• 5:45Bunnie XO?

  I haven't either. It just sounded good.

• 5:49Bunnie XO?

  I'm just, I'm just making shit up.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  Just spitballing.

• 5:52Bunnie XO?

  I'm just freestyling at this point.

• 5:55Speaker 05

  Go ahead Haley, you're next. Okay. I have a story from my aura. Um, it's a tale. One time me and my husband went to El Paso, Texas to get away and go on a date. We go get us a crab boil and we love spicy food, so we get the flamethrower. Um, we had a great dinner, go back to the hotel, have drinks, go back up for some freaky time. As we were getting into it, I felt the sudden burn and I was like, what the fuck? Turns out the gloves they give us, uh, and all our hand washing was useless. I had the flamethrower down there. Turns out we stopped right there and just decided not to finish.

• 6:32Bunnie XO?

  Oh, fire crotch.

• 6:34Speaker 05

  Ow!

• 6:35Bunnie XO?

  Fire crotch. That is the worst.

• 6:38Speaker 05

  Ow!

• 6:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that sounds fucking terrible. I did that with Ben Gay one time. Actually, quite a few times I've done that with Bengay. So you know like when you get really, really bad cramps, or when I get really bad cramps, I'll put Bengay right here, like on my stomach. Like Icy Hot? Yeah, it's just like Icy Hot. And like if you fucking move the wrong way, if it gets on your clothes, if you like, you know, put your hand down your pants and sit like Al Bundy, you will literally get frickin' Bengay on your vagina lips. It's the worst feeling and it doesn't go away.

• 7:12Speaker 06

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• 7:41Speaker 07

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• 8:11Bunnie XO?

  How do you get it off? You gotta shower, but getting crab oil off I think would be a little bit harder because you can't get that shit off your fingers. That's like cayenne pepper. Yeah, I was gonna say, that's like all the spices. Yeah. Hot sauce. No, nothing about that on the sun. That's traumatizing. I'd like to know how it felt the next day, if it like burned her pussy lips or something like that. God, poor girl.

• 8:34Speaker 05

  Could you imagine little blisters down there?

• 8:35Bunnie XO?

  Oh, just singed, little singed lips. It looks like those pieces of steak that were in your fucking cheesesteak the other day.

• 8:43Speaker 05

  Looks like a dried up pear.

• 8:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. A dried up pear?

• 8:49Speaker 05

  Wait, show us the picture. We were talking about this in bed the other night.

• 8:53Bunnie XO?

  First of all, why? I don't know. About dried up pears? Yeah, we were just talking about vagina. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I thought you said we're talking about... Talking about how some vaginas look like dried up pears. Look. You see it? That looks like-

• 9:07Speaker 04

  We've definitely seen one, right? We know what we're talking about, right?

• 9:10Bunnie XO?

  We've seen a lot. Yeah.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah, I, some vaginas do look like dried up hairs.

• 9:16Speaker 04

  I like it.

• 9:17Bunnie XO?

  You guys got a point, you got a point. Yeah. Alright, this one is from Rebecca. If your wife is entertaining a convo and calling this person boo babe,

• 9:29Bunnie XO?

  two hour phone calls and goes and visits your grandma in a nursing home and then she goes to see this person and hides it, am I right to be pissed if she is just a friend, why don't I know about her? All her friends I've met, but this one. It's supposed to be our six year anniversary this week, am I wrong to be pissed? So that's cheating.

• 9:51Speaker 04

  That's called cheating.

• 9:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I mean, we don't know if she- Hold on. Fucking Mimi gave me a chair that fucking- Hold on. I'll be right back.

• 10:03Speaker 04

  Alright. Make sure you're in focus.

• 10:05Bunnie XO?

  Here I am. I'm back.

• 10:07Speaker 04

  Jason, clip that.

• 10:08Bunnie XO?

  I'm back.

• 10:09Speaker 04

  Clip it.

• 10:10Bunnie XO?

  Just put it to like squeaky shoe sound.

• 10:14Bunnie XO?

  It's my favorite. That shit was fucking- These fucking wheels, the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. Wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the long-

• 10:26Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 10:27Bunnie XO?

  Balls in your face go round and-

• 10:29Speaker 04

  She's always gotta talk for something.

• 10:31Bunnie XO?

  Round and round, yeah. I sing that to all the weenie boys. Okay, anyways, back on topic. We don't know if for sure she was cheating and I'm not going about for this girl, but- She could be emotionally cheating, which that's still fucked up. Emotional cheating is way worse than physical cheating.

• 10:47Speaker 04

  Way worse. I feel like you are making a whole, you are making a soul connection with somebody.

• 10:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 10:52Speaker 04

  At that point when you're doing it emotionally, physically.

• 10:55Bunnie XO?

  At least if it's physically, you just get it up, get it in, get it on, get it out, wash your hands and go, you know what I'm saying? There's no emotional bond. Emotional bonds are way harder to break than physical bonds. Yeah, I don't like that.

• 11:08Speaker 04

  I don't like it either.

• 11:09Bunnie XO?

  I would tell her that she either needs to introduce you to the friend. I don't really, here's my problem. I don't like giving ultimatums in relationships. I don't like them done to me and I don't like doing them to people.

• 11:22Speaker 04

  I feel like that shouldn't even come to that point.

• 11:25Bunnie XO?

  Exactly. Like if it was a friend, you would have introduced her. For sure. So why is it a secret? Right, and she's putting you in this position to even have to do an ultimatum, but I would just be like, introduce me to your friend, or we're gonna need to reassess this relationship.

• 11:40Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 11:40Bunnie XO?

  I'm not comfortable. I feel very uncomfortable.

• 11:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, and being open and honest about the fact that it makes you feel the way it makes you feel is gonna be way more important than even the ultimatum. Like, you know, that's telling your feelings is so important.

• 11:54Bunnie XO?

  And maybe, you know, this is a crossroad in you guys' relationship where one, it could either bring you guys closer, or two, maybe it's time to have a talk of like, you know, do we invite other people in, or, you know, like, stuff like that. This could be used in a very positive way. Just go into it with your boundaries and stick with them.

• 12:17Speaker 04

  I love that advice.

• 12:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:19Speaker 04

  Good advice. Alright, I got, I got a story. This person wants to be kept anonymous.

• 12:25Bunnie XO?

  Oh, that means it's good.

• 12:29Speaker 04

  She is an RN. So I was working urgent care and had a...

• 12:37Bunnie XO?

  We're listening. We're listening.

• 12:39Speaker 05

  What is happening? We started making faces. I'm sorry.

• 12:42Bunnie XO?

  We got caught in the moment.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  We can't sit in class.

• 12:44Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 12:45Speaker 04

  No, you guys are never allowed to be in class.

• 12:47Bunnie XO?

  We're too close right now.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  You'd be passing notes. The whole class.

• 12:51Speaker 05

  Our desk would be like...

• 12:52Speaker 04

  I'm literally like the mom of the group.

• 12:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:55Speaker 04

  We wouldn't let them cross the street earlier and these two take off. Green light, car's coming.

• 13:01Speaker 05

  We looked back, I said, should we wait? She said, no, they left us. I said, we left them. She's like, I know, I just like to gaslight them.

• 13:12Bunnie XO?

  It keeps on walking.

• 13:15Bunnie XO?

  No, but they did wait. They're good.

• 13:18Bunnie XO?

  That made me laugh because every time I laugh, my chair fucking moves. Every time. This chair sucks. All right, here we go. Am I, am I good, Jaime? I'm sorry, dude. I'm not doing it on purpose.

• 13:28Bunnie XO?

  Can you imagine you and the guest tomorrow?

• 13:30Bunnie XO?

  No, I can't sit like, I will not sit like this.

• 13:33Bunnie XO?

  I would never, I would never. It's just really funny.

• 13:35Bunnie XO?

  Fuck no.

• 13:37Bunnie XO?

  I can't, I'm not gonna look at you.

• 13:38Bunnie XO?

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• 16:04Bunnie XO?

  I'm proud of us for going to the gym and I, we've had long days since Europe. We have had long days.

• 16:10Speaker 04

  You're up.

• 16:12Bunnie XO?

  Okay, we have had a long fucking day. I think we're delirious at this point.

• 16:16Speaker 04

  I can't handle this.

• 16:17Bunnie XO?

  All right.

• 16:17Speaker 04

  I'm gonna be so thankful this is all set up tomorrow morning though, because that means I get to sleep in a little longer. You're welcome. Okay, so this one wants to be kept anonymous. She is an RN, so I was working urgent care and had a young girl come in. Hate you both.

• 16:34Speaker 04

  I'm just gonna continue. Under 18, but at least 15 years old. Saying she had bad stomach cramps.

• 16:49Bunnie XO?

  You don't understand what she just did.

• 16:55Bunnie XO?

  I'm gonna cry. I am crying. You don't understand what she just did. I'm crying.

• 17:07Bunnie XO?

  We both went like this. We both went like this. I swear to God, we were both like trying not to look, and then we both go. Then our eyes met. It was so funny, dude.

• 17:21Bunnie XO?

  All right, all right. I'm just gonna look over here. Go ahead.

• 17:30Bunnie XO?

  She's so mad at us. Mom is so mad at us.

• 17:35Bunnie XO?

  Alright.

• 17:37Speaker 04

  She was 15.

• 17:40Bunnie XO?

  I'm so sorry to whoever's story this is, dude. We shouldn't have even filmed right now. We're both, we're all so fucking

• 17:47Bunnie XO?

  We're all so delirious.

• 17:50Bunnie XO?

  Mimi.

• 17:59Speaker 04

  You guys.

• 18:01Bunnie XO?

  Alright, go ahead. You're gonna have to leave the room, Haley.

• 18:04Speaker 04

  I might.

• 18:04Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 18:08Speaker 04

  Okay, no, I got it.

• 18:09Bunnie XO?

  Alright, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Alright, alright.

• 18:11Speaker 04

  Um, she had bad stomach cramps. We checked her over and ruled out most things and thought maybe a stomach bug. However, as I go.

• 18:21Speaker 04

  I'm doing so good.

• 18:25Speaker 04

  I heard you laughing.

• 18:27Bunnie XO?

  We're both, I'm looking over this way. She's got her head in her shirt.

• 18:31Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 18:32Bunnie XO?

  Alright, go ahead.

• 18:34Speaker 04

  However, as I go to discharge her, she is now in the fetal position crying.

• 18:39Bunnie XO?

  Oh, this is horrific.

• 18:40Speaker 04

  Her mom, who was in the room, as she's under 18, had to go use the restroom. She tells me she needs to have her vagina checked immediately and then start screaming in pain. I go out, tell the doctor. So now he tells me to go get the patient ready for an exam. So now we are in the middle of an exam. Me and the doctor both see something reflecting light in her vagina.

• 19:01Bunnie XO?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 19:03Speaker 04

  Long story short, she put a shot glass inside of her that then suction cupped her her cervix, causing tremendous damage and needing surgery.

• 19:13Bunnie XO?

  Why?

• 19:18Bunnie XO?

  Why? Who looks at a shot glass and like, this looks, is gonna feel good? Was it full of alcohol?

• 19:25Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 19:27Speaker 05

  Someone tried to take a shot out of her vagina, like a body shot?

• 19:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but if it's suction, it would have to be up the opposite way.

• 19:35Speaker 04

  Like a diva cup.

• 19:37Bunnie XO?

  I need to know, first of all, you can't write us a fucking story like that and not tell us why.

• 19:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:44Bunnie XO?

  Why was there a fucking shot glass in her fucking vagina, dude?

• 19:49Speaker 04

  That's wild to me that you would even think, you know what? That belongs in there.

• 19:54Bunnie XO?

  Listen, I have a fucking vagina and I have never once thought to myself, I'm gonna stick a shot glass in my pussy hole.

• 20:03Speaker 04

  No.

• 20:03Bunnie XO?

  Nothing about that sounds fucking fun. Like, I don't understand why some of these people shove things inside of them that shouldn't be there. Like, glass? Golly, could you imagine if that broken her?

• 20:16Speaker 04

  Oh, it would be like the pain Olympics.

• 20:18Bunnie XO?

  Oh, she would die.

• 20:19Speaker 04

  Did you ever watch the pain Olympics?

• 20:20Speaker 05

  You'd die?

• 20:21Bunnie XO?

  If it got, if it sliced an artery in your fucking cervix or something, fuck, yeah, you could die. I don't know how many arteries are down there. I'm sure a lot, you know?

• 20:29Speaker 04

  Did you watch pain Olympics?

• 20:30Bunnie XO?

  No, what is that?

• 20:31Speaker 04

  When he put the mason jar in his butt and it shattered?

• 20:35Bunnie XO?

  Who?

• 20:36Speaker 04

  He's just squatting.

• 20:37Bunnie XO?

  The whole thing?

• 20:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:39Bunnie XO?

  Who did it?

• 20:40Speaker 04

  Pieces. Guys, ask Charlie about it. He's a big fan.

• 20:43Bunnie XO?

  Of course he would know.

• 20:44Speaker 04

  Did you, he, he like demonstrated it for us at that mansion one time.

• 20:47Bunnie XO?

  Excuse me, what?

• 20:48Speaker 04

  Remember that one time he came over and we were at that house with all the bar stools? And he was demonstrating how the guy put the thing.

• 20:54Bunnie XO?

  The haunted house?

• 20:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was a little distracted by the ghosts. At that house.

• 20:59Speaker 04

  Should we call in the lifeline?

• 21:01Speaker 05

  I think we should call Charlie.

• 21:03Bunnie XO?

  Do you wanna call Charlie?

• 21:04Speaker 04

  Call in Charlie, guys.

• 21:05Speaker 05

  I need to know this.

• 21:06Bunnie XO?

  I need to hear the story. What is happening?

• 21:09Speaker 04

  This is, this is like back in the.

• 21:12Bunnie XO?

  Ladies and gentlemen, do not stick glass in your frickin' private parts, okay? Not the fucking anus and not the frickin' vagina. Don't do it.

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• 22:28Bunnie XO?

  He's probably like, "Why are they calling me at fucking..." Oh, it's 10. It's 10 in Vegas. He's awake.

• 22:32Speaker 04

  Charlie.

• 22:35Speaker 04

  Okay, say hi.

• 22:39Speaker 04

  Hi, friend. Hey, Charlie. Charlie, I need you to explain to Bunny what the pain Olympics were and what happened to the mason jar.

• 22:51Speaker 10

  Okay, so the pain Olympics were a thing online where the person would win by doing the most fucked up or vile things to themselves. Like one girl sawed her own titty off with a dull butter knife. Then another dude, he poured his ass into his dick and you watched it melt away.

• 23:09Speaker 04

  Acid on his...

• 23:11Speaker 10

  Yeah.

• 23:12Speaker 04

  Where was this posted? Yeah, where was this at? It was just in like the dark web, right? Like on rotten.com?

• 23:17Speaker 10

  Yeah, it was just in the dark web and on 4chan and stuff like that. But everybody would watch it. And then the dude with the one-man-one jar, he put an entire mason jar up his butt and it cracked and broke. And you can just see the blood pouring out. But the funniest thing is, he went to work right after that. Like it's it's wild. The pain Olympics were nuts. It was just basically and all you won was the fact that you got to say I won the pain Olympics. You won no money.

• 23:48Bunnie XO?

  What a time to be alive.

• 23:51Speaker 10

  Right?

• 23:51Speaker 05

  Thanks for telling everyone Charlie.

• 23:54Bunnie XO?

  You're gonna be on this week's episode of Ask Talcott Best.

• 23:57Speaker 10

  For the most fucked up shit.

• 23:58Bunnie XO?

  That is crazy. We miss you.

• 24:00Speaker 05

  We miss you Charlie.

• 24:02Speaker 10

  We miss y'all. We can't wait to see y'all.

• 24:04Bunnie XO?

  Love you so much.

• 24:06Speaker 05

  Love you. Bye.

• 24:07Speaker 10

  I love you. Bye.

• 24:08Bunnie XO?

  Only Charlie would know that fucking story dude.

• 24:10Speaker 05

  Wild.

• 24:11Bunnie XO?

  That's that's uh.

• 24:12Speaker 05

  Acid on your dick and watch it melt off?

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Saw a titty off with a butter knife. I remember watching a dude cut his dick off.

• 24:19Bunnie XO?

  How did you watch that and not fucking?

• 24:21Speaker 04

  It was rotten.com.

• 24:22Bunnie XO?

  What is that?

• 24:23Speaker 05

  I never got into that.

• 24:24Speaker 04

  Rotten.com was like the dark web before the dark web was dark web.

• 24:28Bunnie XO?

  And they also used to have like this thing called faces of death and you could actually watch people like die.

• 24:33Speaker 04

  I watched a girl get her head chopped off.

• 24:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:36Speaker 05

  I watched a girl get shot point blank on Facebook.

• 24:40Speaker 04

  Oh, Facebook sometimes lets the weirdest stuff get through.

• 24:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:44Speaker 05

  It was her boyfriend.

• 24:46Bunnie XO?

  Were they fighting?

• 24:47Speaker 05

  She was standing on a rock. I think she they were fighting. I don't know. It was like in Mexico, I think.

• 24:51Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no, this was another couple that I saw.

• 24:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was like here, here, here, here. It was wild.

• 24:57Speaker 04

  That sounds like my Instagram reels.

• 24:58Bunnie XO?

  Watch that kind of stuff. I can't.

• 25:00Speaker 05

  Wild. Scared me.

• 25:01Bunnie XO?

  It just makes me so sick. Like our brains are not meant to comprehend that kind of shit.

• 25:06Speaker 04

  Oh, and I was a teenager when this stuff came out. Two girls, one cupped?

• 25:10Bunnie XO?

  No, oh yeah.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  Two kids, one sandbox?

• 25:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:12Speaker 05

  What?

• 25:13Bunnie XO?

  I never saw the two kids, one sandbox.

• 25:16Speaker 04

  Someone taking a dildo and shoving it in the tip of a guy's.

• 25:23Bunnie XO?

  Okay, I don't get it. I like I like a little bit of.

• 25:26Speaker 05

  Is that the sandbox?

• 25:38Bunnie XO?

  I know, but is the opening like, like a little sandbox? I mean, she's not wrong to ask that question. Where does the sandbox come into play?

• 25:49Bunnie XO?

  The title. I mean, two girls, one cup. There's an actual cup. Yeah. I don't know. So. I don't know. I mean, it's, it's a legit question. I don't even think it's on the internet anymore. Our brains are not meant to fucking see shit like that, bro. Like, we're not supposed to fucking ever in our lifetime see some shit like that. That's fucking rough, dude. Is that what's wrong with me? Yeah, you're fucked up. You're a fucked up individual. This is from Shawna. She said, put a finger down if you're married, ex-boyfriend called you when his wife died and asked you to plan her funeral.

• 26:27Bunnie XO?

  No, sorry. Okay, okay, I was waiting for it. Um, he asked her and he said, because you're good at planning and stuff like that. Then tells you that now you can be together because she's gone.

• 26:43Bunnie XO?

  Not a fan. So, so before I even got to the you could be together part, I was like, oh, he wants to be with her. And this is his opportunity to reach out. Listen, exes will call you for the craziest shit. I just wanna see how you're doing. I was just thinking about you. It's like, call me and say something cool, you know? Maybe I'll engage with you if you say something fucking cool. Yeah, that or if, you know, just anything cooler than fucking like this shit, you know what I'm saying? That's wild. Yeah. I wonder if she got back with him. I wonder if he killed her. She said no. Uh, she said no. She actually answered that. She said, no, he didn't kill her. Oh. Yeah. Crazy. Exes will do some crazy shit. Was it Mercury or Retrograde? Yeah. Yeah, probably. It was in the microwave. Yeah, Gay Raid was in the microwave.

• 27:29Bunnie XO?

  All right, and on that note, don't answer the phone if your ex is called to ask you to plan their ex-wife's funeral. Just fucking hang up on him. Yeah. Forward. Send, don't even hang up on him. Block him. Just fucking forward. Block him. Block them. Block. Yeah. All right. You guys wanna send us off? Toodle fucking loo. We're going to bed, guys. Love ya. Toodle fucking ooh. Bye bye.

• 27:54Bunnie XO?

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• 28:38Bunnie XO?

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