Andrea Jin

Andrea Jin is a Chinese-Canadian comedy powerhouse, delivering sharp, self-deprecating wit with a side of pure charm. Named JFL’s New Face and winner of SiriusXM’s Top Comic, she’s been making waves with her effortlessly funny takes on family, dating, and cultural clashes. You’ve seen her on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, and her hit special Grandma’s Girl. Whether on stage or online, Andrea’s humor is as relatable as it is unexpected—get ready to laugh, cry, and question your life choices all at once. #andreajin #andrewsantino #whiskeyginger #podcast ============================================================== Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BETTER HELP 10% OFF YOUR 1ST MONTH https://betterhelp.com/whiskey MANDO $5 OFF YOUR ORDER WITH PROMO CODE: WHISKEY https://shopmando.com RIDGE WALLET GET 40% OFF YOUR ORDER & TELL THEM WE SENT YA! https://ridge.com/whiskeyginger NORD VPN 4 MONTHS FREE WITH A 2 YEAR PLAN https://nordvpn.com/whiskey ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Who are that creature in the ginger beard?

• 0:07Speaker 02

  It's sturdy and ginger. Like them, the ginger gene is cursed.

• 0:11Andrew Santino?

  Gingers are beautiful. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey, seventy-five dollars for the horse.

• 0:16Speaker 02

  Gingers, oh hell no. This whiskey is excellent.

• 0:20Andrew Santino?

  Ginger. I like gingers. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that from my guest, but I mean, once again, today it is Jing Hong. Did I get it?

• 0:32Speaker 04

  That's really good.

• 0:33Andrew Santino?

  Andrea Jin, ladies and gentlemen, is on the show. Jing Hong.

• 0:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's great.

• 0:37Andrew Santino?

  It's really nice.

• 0:38Speaker 04

  Do you know what it means?

• 0:39Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 0:39Speaker 04

  It means golden rainbow.

• 0:41Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 0:42Speaker 04

  Which is so stupid.

• 0:43Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? That's beautiful.

• 0:44Speaker 04

  Thank you, but...

• 0:45Andrew Santino?

  You don't like that?

• 0:46Speaker 04

  I don't like it because it's so childish.

• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I mean, well, our names are meaningless. Like Andrew is because of a Bible name. His is Mccone, which is just a, uh, an Irish trash bag. I think that's, I think that means Irish trash in, doesn't it? In Irish.

• 1:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  In I, no, not Gaelic. Don't say that. Don't get mad at you. It's Irish. It's not Gaelic. That's not a real thing. Learn, dude, learn. Read a book, please.

• 1:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, come on.

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  No, but honestly, the namesake of, of everyone but white Americans is way more fun. We only started to have, white Americans have only started to have fun with names in the, like, the last 20 years.

• 1:23Speaker 04

  Right, yeah. Now it's like tsunami or something.

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  Tsunami, right? You know, you got someone, you know someone with a child named Tsunami?

• 1:32Speaker 04

  I don't, but...

• 1:32Andrew Santino?

  I name my kids after all sorts of disasters, natural disasters. My kid tornado, wait till you meet, well, earthquake was a great comic. He was fan, do you know who that was?

• 1:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  He's phenomenal.

• 1:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 1:43Speaker 04

  Hurricane, that's a good, honestly, these are nice names. I like them.

• 1:47Andrew Santino?

  Hurricane?

• 1:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, yeah.

• 1:49Speaker 04

  Sounds like a strong man.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  Quake would be cool.

• 1:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, quake too.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  Quake would be cool. There go Q. Have to be a black guy. That's why earthquake is so legit.

• 1:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  But no, we don't have good names. The whites, we just didn't, it's not, we like it real, simple and easy.

• 2:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, just like John.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, but Andrea is kind of like a white.

• 2:09Speaker 04

  It's like Italian, I guess.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  And Andrea.

• 2:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, my mom picked it out of the name book because she wanted me to have As. Because it starts with an A and it ends with an A. She wanted me to have good grades.

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's so Chinese.

• 2:24Speaker 04

  I know.

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  So Chinese, it's unbelievable.

• 2:26Speaker 04

  I know, it pisses me off.

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  And when did you move to the States?

• 2:29Speaker 04

  Two years ago.

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, actually, when did you move to Vancouver from China?

• 2:32Speaker 04

  When I was 10.

• 2:33Andrew Santino?

  So you, 10 years you spent in China?

• 2:35Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  And which, well, let me, can I guess the city?

• 2:38Speaker 04

  Yes, please guess. From my vibe.

• 2:41Andrew Santino?

  I think, I think you grew up in, um. I'm pretty sure, it's in the Szechuan province.

• 2:49Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 2:49Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not. No, no, definitely not. No, it's definitely not. No chance.

• 2:56Speaker 04

  Do you know China well, or?

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  I'm there twice a week. No, I don't know China.

• 3:01Speaker 04

  Because you know Koreans better.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  Koreans, I do. Koreans are where I, that's where I really lay my groundwork with, with, with the Asians. And Japanese, by the way, I'm open. It's just, I don't, there's not a lot of Japanese people around.

• 3:12Speaker 04

  In your life, yeah.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, where are they?

• 3:14Speaker 04

  I don't know where they are.

• 3:15Andrew Santino?

  Do you know a lot of Japanese people?

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Not at all.

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  No, see, I don't meet any in LA. And I know they're here. Where are you guys hiding?

• 3:21Speaker 04

  They're good at hiding.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  They really are. That's their skill. No, but I love Japan. I love Japanese people. I just don't know. All I know is Chinese and Korean people.

• 3:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  And comedy is mostly Chinese and Korean. I don't think, is there Japanese comics?

• 3:34Speaker 04

  There are Japanese comics. There's Atsuko.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:37Speaker 04

  There's, uh.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  What am I talking about?

• 3:39Speaker 04

  Fumi, there's, uh.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  I don't know Fumi.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Dylan Adler, there's, yeah.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  Dylan Adler? That's one of ours. That's one of ours.

• 3:47Speaker 04

  He's half, he's half.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's one of ours. I don't count that. No, no, no, no, no. Not in the same, dude, that's so funny. If you're half-black, you get the black part, you know what I mean? But if you're half-Asian, you're, you're white. You're a white guy.

• 4:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  If you're half-white, half-Asian, you're fucking white.

• 4:02Speaker 04

  I do agree with you.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're white. Yeah, yeah. You, most Asians don't want that. They're like, get out of here, you're a half.

• 4:08Speaker 04

  And they lean in really hard on the, on the Asian, and it's like.

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't work.

• 4:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, because what is it? Dylan, what's his name? I don't want to slander the man. I don't know this person.

• 4:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  But every kid I knew, I knew a couple of kids growing up that had like mixed parents, Asian, white and Asian. And it's always, always that the mom is Asian and the dad is a white guy. Is Dylan's that, or whatever his name is?

• 4:33Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is. It's always.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  That's every half person I know.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  I've never seen the other way and I really want to see it. That's the unicorn of relationships. I want to see the I want to see the old Chinese man with a young white chick from Indiana.

• 4:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's usually a very, I've seen it and it's usually a very beat down Asian guy with like a very, a white woman that looks really loud.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  That's mean. It looks like what a Karen would be in the, yeah, right. What do you mean beat down Asian guy? Like he's just looks like he's been through the mud. Life hurts.

• 5:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, like she yells at him a lot.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  She's very demanding and rude.

• 5:05Speaker 04

  He's wearing glasses, you know?

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  She won't even let him get contact?

• 5:10Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  Put on your glasses now.

• 5:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, you have to look, I don't know, worse. I don't know.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  Do your, your parents, do your parents want you to marry a Chinese boy or no?

• 5:22Speaker 04

  They don't care. They just want me to, at this point, they just want me to be married and have a kid.

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  But you're so young. What are you, 24?

• 5:29Speaker 04

  I'm 28.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, 28, alright.

• 5:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're like, oh, okay, yeah.

• 5:32Andrew Santino?

  No, 24. I thought you were 24, 25. In my mind, I assume that's how old you were. Just on your timeline.

• 5:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  I don't know you very well. I think you're very funny and you're new to me in the comedy world. Obviously new here in the States only a couple of years, but you're very talented and it's funny that when I see young people coming up, I'm always like, where are they in their life? Which is why that's interesting. You're 28 and you're so, so young. And your parents are already like, do it. But you're just start really getting into your career.

• 5:59Speaker 04

  I know. I'm not ready for what they're telling me to do.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  Back off, mom and dad.

• 6:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, but my mom was like, well, I was your age when I had you. And I'm like, okay, but this was like 30 years ago.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  Right, things are different now.

• 6:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, and also you don't have a career. Like she doesn't have a career. She's

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  Would you talk to her like that?

• 6:16Speaker 04

  She's failed.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  You would say that to her?

• 6:18Speaker 04

  I would, no.

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  You'd go, well, you don't have a job.

• 6:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, kind of. I will be like, but our lives are different.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 6:24Speaker 04

  I'll say that. I guess that's the polite way of saying

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  Right, that's Chinese passive aggressive.

• 6:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  You're not, you don't have a job. But you say to her, Uniquely, we're different. I'm doing my own thing. You didn't get to do your own thing. She was raising you. And how many siblings?

• 6:40Speaker 04

  Well, I'm an only child. I was born under the one-child policy.

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  God bless China, by the way. Shout out China. Keep that going, dude. Love that.

• 6:48Speaker 04

  They lifted it because they projected if we kept going that way, Chinese people would be extinct.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so they're self-extermination?

• 6:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, so that's why. So they got rid of the one-child policy for that reason. We don't want to be extinct.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  But isn't it?

• 7:04Andrew Santino?

  But isn't it, isn't it that it's only so many boys and so many girls? Isn't that something still, or no? Wasn't it, you're not allowed to have more than?

• 7:12Speaker 04

  One.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  One child in general, but isn't it?

• 7:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, one child in general.

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  It's not male or female-based, too?

• 7:17Speaker 04

  Well, every family has preferences. Every family prefers a son.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Right, well, as the world.

• 7:23Speaker 04

  Yes, yeah.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  They're just honest about it.

• 7:25Speaker 04

  That's why so many, there are so many, like, adopted Chinese girls.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  I should adopt a Chinese girl, shouldn't I?

• 7:31Speaker 04

  You should.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  I should help out a little Chi- imagine a little Chinese girl growing up with a red-headed man.

• 7:35Speaker 04

  Can you adopt me?

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  I will, I can.

• 7:38Speaker 04

  I'm a little Chinese girl.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  You are a little Chinese girl. I can adopt you. Twenty-eight, though, it's a little... I was looking for something a little bit more like-

• 7:44Speaker 04

  But you don't have to raise me at all.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I have to, but I have to pay for you.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  You don't have to pay. You don't have to pay. Just check in, just be like-

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  Just be a dad.

• 7:52Speaker 04

  Hey, are you okay?

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'll do that. You know what? I'll do that from now on, I promise you. I will. Your parent, is your relationship with mom and dad, is it good or no?

• 7:59Speaker 04

  Terrible, terrible. Yeah, so I'm, like, orphaned.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Where are they? In Vancouver?

• 8:04Speaker 04

  Well, my dad is in China and's never been around, ever. And then my mom is in Vancouver, but she's never really paid attention.

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  Are they still together, quote-unquote?

• 8:15Speaker 04

  No.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  No. But they never got a divorce?

• 8:17Speaker 04

  They were never married. They were, they both cheated on their husband and wives.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  And had you?

• 8:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  That's rad.

• 8:24Speaker 04

  I'm a bastard.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  Dude, that's awesome! That is so cool.

• 8:29Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  You're a little infidelity baby.

• 8:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  That's rad.

• 8:32Speaker 04

  And nobody raised me, really. I would, like, grew up-

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  The streets raised you, dog.

• 8:36Speaker 04

  Honestly, of Vancouver, the streets of Vancouver.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  With just Vietnamese people around me.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  Right. It's mostly Vietnamese, right?

• 8:43Speaker 04

  It's mostly Vietnamese, and they're, like, all gangsters, and I was, like, drinking in the park, smoking weed in the car with them and shit.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  You were a troubled kid.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  You were a little bad kid.

• 8:52Speaker 04

  Well, because I had nobody.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  Right. You had the, you had Streets of Vancouver. Vancouver for the record, for people that don't know, is a very beautiful, nice city. This isn't like a tough, tough area.

• 9:00Speaker 04

  I love it, yeah.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  There is no like, like you had no risk of walking home at night. It's not like that. Like Vancouver's safe.

• 9:07Speaker 04

  No, I was walking alone home at night from the mall at, when I was like...

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  Fifteen?

• 9:14Speaker 04

  Thirteen, fourteen.

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Can't do that in the States anymore. That's gone.

• 9:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  That's gone. That's so funny. That's like a gone... I think Vancouver's still safe now, but it's just more congested than it ever was when you were a kid, probably.

• 9:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, and like Chinatown's pretty sketchy. You'll get stabbed there if you, if you walk home too late at night.

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  Why? Cause they're, just because they feel like stabbing?

• 9:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  These Chinese get stabby in this town. I don't know what's going on in this day and age, dude.

• 9:37Speaker 04

  We get stabby.

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  That's what Trump was really, he's like, "They're stabbing everyone in Chinatown. That's the problem." "They're getting stabby." So they want you to have a kid, but you don't talk to your dad. Mom, you talk to. She wants you to have a kid in the family.

• 9:49Speaker 04

  I don't even know why she wants me to have a kid. Like, what would that even do?

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  Would she even see the kid? Would she, does she come down to LA ever or no?

• 9:55Speaker 04

  Well, she'll be like, "I'll raise the kid if you don't wanna raise it." I'm like, "You didn't even raise me. I don't trust you to raise this kid."

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, so, I don't know. I think she just wants something to happen. I think she's bored.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  Do you see her for the holidays?

• 10:09Speaker 04

  No, we don't celebrate Christmas.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 10:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Why?

• 10:14Speaker 04

  We just don't...

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  You, your family specifically? Cause Chinese people love Christmas.

• 10:19Speaker 04

  Do they?

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  I've never...

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they, well, they love the, the gift giving part, the shopping and gift giving part of it.

• 10:25Speaker 04

  Well...

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  Not like traditional Christmas, but the time of year.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know. I, I've never met a Chinese person that loves Christmas, or at least like from mainland China, cause my family is extremely Chinese.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  You're very Chinese.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, like my grandparents, they got their stuff taken away from them from, from like communist, the revolution. And my, and we immigrated, yeah, quite late, so...

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  Why did your mom move? Cause she, she was like, "We can't do this anymore."

• 10:53Speaker 04

  She just wanted to have a better life.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  Vancouver.

• 10:56Speaker 04

  Yeah. Vancouver, snowy mountains. It is...

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  It is beautiful. Wait, what part of China are you from again? I didn't even know.

• 11:02Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, Shanghai.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  Nah, it's too easy.

• 11:05Speaker 04

  Is that too easy?

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, I didn't want to guess it because it's so obvious.

• 11:08Speaker 04

  Too obvious.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's, I didn't, I wanted something more exotic.

• 11:10Speaker 04

  I know, okay.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  Let's make it up, let's lie.

• 11:12Speaker 04

  I'll give it to you though.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:14Speaker 04

  Because my family, my mom's family and my grandparents who raised me, they are from northeast China. So that's kind of exotic.

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's out there.

• 11:23Speaker 04

  And I'm, I look more northeastern Chinese.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  What is the difference?

• 11:27Speaker 04

  We're taller.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're, yeah, you're tall for a Chinese person.

• 11:30Speaker 04

  Exactly, we're taller and we're like, uh, good-looking. I don't know why I did that.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I watched you, I watched your brain.

• 11:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Search for how to say nicely that you, that you're like, we're...

• 11:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't wanna, you know, say some shit about myself, but I mean, you know.

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  No, you're pretty.

• 11:49Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so you're saying everyone, so what Androgen is saying right now is everyone from South China is ugly. And she's beautiful. Her words, not mine. Is North Chinese, they're prettier traditionally, is that the deal?

• 12:01Speaker 04

  Yes, yeah.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  Okay, why is this?

• 12:03Speaker 04

  I don't know, maybe the like...

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, whoever they conquered.

• 12:07Speaker 04

  The rapings?

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:09Speaker 04

  Can I say that?

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah! That's the whole world, by the way.

• 12:12Speaker 04

  The rapings.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there it is.

• 12:13Speaker 04

  Like, it's like, it's like in Europe, how Scandinavians or whatever are very beautiful. It's wherever the Vikings went to rape people.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's where they, that's where they, that's where they housed all of their vibes.

• 12:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  Up north, yeah, that's where the Vikings went to chill. Then they spread and ruined everything, and then they came back home.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, so that's where all the beautiful people are.

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  That's where the beautiful people are. No, but it is crazy though, that, it is funny to me, because I've had this conversation with friends about like, um, Bobby and I talk all the time about, you know, because the, the inner war between Asians is very funny, that Americans don't have, that you guys have in a way that like, the way that Japanese feel about Chinese, the way the Chinese feel about Koreans, the way that South Japanese people feel about North Japanese people is also very... Like, there's a lot of like, uh, I don't know what it is.

• 12:58Speaker 04

  There's so much snootiness.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:00Speaker 04

  Amongst Asians.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  Amongst Asians in general. And then there's Filipinos and you guys don't care about them at all.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  Nobody talks about them.

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  That's so mean, it's crazy! It's so funny to me.

• 13:10Speaker 04

  I honestly forgot until you said.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  That they were Asian?

• 13:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I was like, oh.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  And Indians you don't count at all.

• 13:16Speaker 04

  You know.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny to me too. Like, poor India. Just secede. It's like Texas. Just do your own thing.

• 13:22Speaker 04

  Well, they're their own thing.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  They are their own thing.

• 13:24Speaker 04

  That's the thing.

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  But they are Asian.

• 13:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:26Speaker 04

  Technically, technically Russians are Asian.

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  They are.

• 13:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, so, but they're their own thing.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  They are their own thing.

• 13:32Speaker 04

  They don't fuck with us, we don't fuck with them, and it's like...

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  You don't like them at all?

• 13:36Speaker 04

  No, no, we, it's more just, it's not even a thought

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  in our mind.

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  Right, that's like, that's like me thinking about somebody from Mississippi. That's no knock on Mississippi, I just don't...

• 13:46Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't know anybody there, I don't have never really...

• 13:49Speaker 04

  It's not part of your life.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  That's not there, it's not there.

• 13:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, so we're too busy like hating on South Asian Chinese people, or

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  Right, that's right.

• 13:57Speaker 04

  or West Chinese people, or like Japanese people, or Korean people.

• 14:01Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 14:02Speaker 04

  You know?

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  No, that's true. Well, you hate, well, you guys hate, you hate Koreans the most.

• 14:06Speaker 04

  Well...

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 14:07Speaker 04

  Do we? Yeah, maybe.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  Probably.

• 14:09Speaker 04

  There's a compa, there's a silent war.

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  Do you go back to China ever, or no?

• 14:16Speaker 04

  I do, but, I, okay, in America, I feel like I'm so Chinese. No, actually, that's not true. In Canada, I feel like I'm so Chinese. In America, I feel like I'm so Canadian. And in Asia, I feel like I'm so American.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 14:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  You don't fit in anywhere?

• 14:32Speaker 04

  No.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  Where do you feel at home? Do you like it in Los Angeles, or no?

• 14:36Speaker 04

  I feel at home in Los Angeles.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 14:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 14:38Speaker 04

  It's been two years.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  But do you miss Vancouver?

• 14:41Speaker 04

  I miss it a lot, but it's so boring.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 14:44Speaker 04

  It's so beautiful, but it's like...

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  There's nothing going on.

• 14:47Speaker 04

  There's nothing going on.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  And is there a good scene up there to start? Because you started comedy there, so is there a good scene there, or no?

• 14:53Speaker 04

  It was amazing when I started, but we had two clubs in the city, and then they both shut down. And then when they both shut down, I was like, I gotta leave.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  Was it COVID that closed them, or no?

• 15:03Speaker 04

  It was COVID, and then there were these two brothers that fought each other, that owned the club. And then they, uh, in the feud, they were like, well, I'll shut down your comedy club. And he's like, okay.

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 15:17Speaker 04

  And so out of spite that our comedy club got closed.

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  That sucks.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  That, that's like, uh, last night, I was talking to a friend about, um, there's a restaurant on the east side here in, uh, I wanna say it's Los Filas, it's called Little Dom's.

• 15:32Speaker 04

  Oh, I love that one.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you, okay, right, yeah. So there was an original place called Dominics that was on Third Street, uh, was it on Third or Beverly? No, it was on Beverly, um, behind the hospital. And it was so good. And that's part of the original Dominics was, Little Dom's was a branch of the original one. And I don't know if this is true, but the rumor was the two guys couldn't decide on who was gonna take it over or sell it or all this nonsense. And so they were like, whatever, we'll just close it then. Because I think one of the other guys owned the other one. And they just shut it down. And it was one of my favorite, one of my like favorite LA spots. See, this is the problem. When money gets between friends and all that shit, it goes downhill.

• 16:11Speaker 04

  I know.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why with me and Bobby, I don't pay, he doesn't get paid at all. So we don't, we don't have to run into that. He gets zero money, which is the best. I'm robbing him blind, dude. It's great, dude. Screw him. Screw him, dude. He doesn't deserve it. Little fucking brat.

• 16:24Speaker 04

  Dirty little Korean.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  Dirty little Korean. That'd be so funny if you named your album Dirty Little Korean, just because you're Chinese. How great would that be? No, I'd love that. I would love that so very.

• 16:34Speaker 04

  But you know, some people say northeast Chinese people have some Korean in them because proximity to.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're really close. It's a little hop, skip and a jump.

• 16:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I hate that.

• 16:48Andrew Santino?

  Have you, would you ever, okay, how about this? Would you ever date a Korean guy?

• 16:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, but they're so filled with rage.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  They're angry. I love it. That's why I connect with them.

• 16:57Speaker 04

  They're so angry. Are you angry?

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  No, I just have like a, Irish and Italian has like a aggressive soul.

• 17:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  Like, or, okay, because our people. You know, my grandfather was a firefighter.

• 17:09Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  You know, their dads were like farmers. These are just like blue collar, broken back people.

• 17:15Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:16Andrew Santino?

  Who just kinda have a little bit of like fuck the man inside of them a little bit.

• 17:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's kinda like wholesome rage. Nothing's gonna happen.

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't wanna hurt you.

• 17:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  But it's mad at the world.

• 17:25Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  Like, I get frustrated very easily with stupid shit. And I need to, as I get older, I've gotten better. But yeah, Koreans, I get, yeah, Koreans have that. Bobby, Bobby's gotten rid of it, I think, through his process of, of like, therapy and life, but he, he had a, you know, he has an anger thing too.

• 17:42Speaker 04

  He's still, there's still something in there, though. He loves revenge.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  In a way.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 17:48Speaker 04

  But hey, I love revenge too, so we bond over that.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  That's the North Chinese in you, though. That's the skip over Korean blood.

• 17:54Speaker 04

  I know.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  That leaked over into North China.

• 17:56Speaker 04

  I have so much revenge in me.

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  So you wanna take people out. There's someone, is there someone right now in your mind that you can think of the name? You don't have to say it. Someone that you really hope you sees you excelling in your career and it's kinda like a big fuck you to them?

• 18:07Speaker 04

  Oh my god, so many.

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  That's so great.

• 18:09Speaker 04

  So many.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Good for you. Dude, I hope you blow up so big, just to shove it in their fucking face.

• 18:15Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  I don't have that thing inside of me of I'll prove you wrong, but Bobby has it.

• 18:19Speaker 04

  Oh, he has it.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  To the nth degree. And when he talks about it, it's, I kinda love to support it because I don't have, there's not like one dude, or one girl, or someone, oh, that's not true. There is a person that I'm thinking of now that.

• 18:30Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there, well, there's one person that, um, was in a position of power when I was starting my career.

• 18:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  Tried to deny me something, but she was vetoed. Like, it got, her voice was not heard because it was not her decision to be made. Um, and now she's still working fucking in our business, and I've managed to go my own way anyway. But it is, there is someone that I'm annoyed that I'm like, I don't know why you never fucked with me, or why you were trying to, had a personal thing against me, but I'm doing just fine, lady. Wherever she is.

• 19:04Speaker 04

  Fuck her.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fuck her, dude. Bitch.

• 19:08Speaker 04

  Fucking bitch.

• 19:09Andrew Santino?

  See, I needed you to say it. That makes me feel really good. She knows who she is. No, but I don't have that, um, I don't really have that thing where I'm like, I'll prove you wrong, but that is a quality that.

• 19:18Speaker 04

  Well, what motivates you?

• 19:21Andrew Santino?

  Wanting to, okay, what motivates me to like continue my career is that I I know in my heart, it's literally the only thing that I can, that I'm good at. I'm gen- like from the, I'm from the bottom, like I don't think I could go do

• 19:36Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  I'd eat shit at other stuff and I'd be really sad. Okay, so there. And I'm also like, you know, I have, I'm sad and not sad, but I have depression. And this is the best way to like spill it out.

• 19:47Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  It feels really good.

• 19:49Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  And that's what motivates you.

• 19:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're similar in that, right?

• 19:52Speaker 04

  Wanting to, because we're father and daughter now.

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  You're my daughter. You are my daughter now.

• 19:56Speaker 04

  Thank you. Yay.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  This is gonna be like the Woody Allen and Soon-Yee thing. I fall in love with my 28-year-old daughter. Did you hear about Santino and Andrew? That was crazy, dude. He adopted her? What an insane, blew up his whole life to adopt her? No, we have this kin, that is a kin thing. You're, I want, so I know, I think I would be bad at a lot of other stuff. And I know how much I like this.

• 20:19Speaker 04

  And I've tried other stuff. And I was bad at it.

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  But you're good at this.

• 20:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:23Andrew Santino?

  So that's all that matters.

• 20:24Speaker 04

  Good in a way that I don't even have to try very hard.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's, see, that's offensive and I like that. I like the confidence. That is fucking brash, dude. But you know what? It only gets harder. That's what's kinda, I think people think that it gets easier as you get older in the game. And the irony is it gets harder.

• 20:40Speaker 04

  Really?

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  In the sense that you find your voice quicker, you understand what your comedic world is, right? But

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  you still have, like what's happening behind you is that everyone's working as hard as they can to get into your position. Not to bump you off, but someone else wants to also be selling tickets at a different level, touring, you know, getting, so so everyone's fighting below you that's hungry. So if you get things and you become complacent, that's when it gets, you, you can kind of, you know, it kind of dissolves. So you oddly enough, you have to work harder when you start to make it to stay up and relevant and also good. Because you can get lazy and not write and not go out and not work and you can just rest on your laurels and then fucking 10 years later, you're like, oh shit. It's all, the world passed me by. Because the game keeps changing.

• 21:29Speaker 04

  Right.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  Stand-up is, is a, I've been in it since 2006, '07. And I've seen it shift so many times. And you keep, you keep getting little ups in each little section. And now, life is good, but I mean it- If I stop working now, or stop going and trying and writing, you can disappear tomorrow.

• 21:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:49Andrew Santino?

  Cause there's so many people that are hungry below you.

• 21:51Speaker 04

  That's true. And the momentum of the beginning is so, it carries you through.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty integral, yeah. You have to like focus on it and do it. Like, do you get, like, what's your, do you have, do you have bad vices? Are you a bad girl? Like, do you do shit that you're like, you know, this gets in my way? No? No drinking?

• 22:07Speaker 04

  Okay, I don't drink.

• 22:08Andrew Santino?

  You like drugs, though.

• 22:09Speaker 04

  I do, I used to do drugs a lot. Now I've, I'm tame.

• 22:13Andrew Santino?

  What are we talking?

• 22:14Speaker 04

  But I'll do it still. Little bookshug? I'll do it still. Yeah, and ketamine.

• 22:17Andrew Santino?

  Love ketamine, huh?

• 22:19Speaker 04

  Yes, yeah.

• 22:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 22:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, but this was, like, two years ago. And so, uh, but now, I've grown in these two years, but I'll still do it now. I just am not, like...

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  You don't, you don't go out of your way to like, yeah, you don't wanna be, make it a habit?

• 22:33Speaker 04

  Just like if I see it over there, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah.

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  What about Molly?

• 22:37Speaker 04

  I used to do it until I, I got one bad batch and I, never again.

• 22:42Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean one bad batch? Like, what happened? Did you go to the hospital or something?

• 22:44Speaker 04

  No, no, not that bad. I had a 24-hour headache. Yeah.

• 22:49Andrew Santino?

  That's it?

• 22:50Speaker 04

  From it.

• 22:50Andrew Santino?

  Let's get you some good Molly. Let's get you back. Let's get you back on the train, dude.

• 22:54Speaker 04

  You're like, that's nothing.

• 22:55Andrew Santino?

  That's nothing, dude. That's nothing. I've had some wild nights. Actually, you know what's so funny, though? I stay away from almost everything anymore.

• 23:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:02Andrew Santino?

  I like weed.

• 23:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:03Andrew Santino?

  I like sauce.

• 23:04Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 23:05Andrew Santino?

  But outside of that, mushrooms.

• 23:06Speaker 04

  I wish I could drink, I love mushrooms. I love psychedelics. Uh, I'll do that anytime, but...

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  We'll do some mushrooms together. That'll be our father-daughter bonding experience.

• 23:15Speaker 04

  That'll be nice.

• 23:15Andrew Santino?

  You wish you could drink, but you can't.

• 23:16Speaker 04

  I wish I could drink. I'm allergic. Yeah. I turn red and my heart beats really fast and it's just a terrible time.

• 23:23Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Why do certain Asians have that gene? It's a literal gene.

• 23:27Speaker 04

  It's a, yeah, we can't process the enzymes in, uh, alcohol.

• 23:32Andrew Santino?

  That's so wild.

• 23:33Speaker 04

  Yeah. I don't know what, oh, you know what? I heard this. I don't know if this is true. It might be anecdotal, but it, it's, uh, people say it's because to clean water, but in our history, Europeans made water into alcohol to, to drink it, and then Asian people made water into tea to cleanse it, to drink it.

• 23:56Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 23:57Speaker 04

  So that's why we, yeah, so that's why we don't have, we've never developed it in history, the enzymes.

• 24:02Andrew Santino?

  That sounds like it could be very true. I mean, if I go historically to... The Irish, when they invented whiskey, we've told this on this show a million times, but it's always a fun fact. Whiskey was invented in the 14th century? Yeah. And then they didn't invent anything for 300 years. That's, that is an actual fact.

• 24:20Speaker 04

  That's so funny.

• 24:21Andrew Santino?

  It is a Googleable fact. 300 fucking years. Once they found the thing that they loved.

• 24:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

  They were like, we're good.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  This is so good, we don't ever have to do anything again.

• 24:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we'll just do this all day and fucking pass out. Life is already shit and cold and dark.

• 24:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:33Andrew Santino?

  We might as well drink until we go to bed and then wake up and drink until we go to bed. Make a couple of babies, go to church.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  Yeah. That's a good life.

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  Farm the sheep. It does seem kinda nice.

• 24:42Speaker 04

  That's a good life.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it does seem kinda nice.

• 24:44Speaker 04

  Why does life have to be so complicated?

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, we made it this way.

• 24:46Speaker 04

  Right.

• 24:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, this is America, we did it. We're, this was, this, we're the hardest working, we're the most rude, we're the most mean, we're the most broad-shouldered, we're the loudest.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  I love that about America.

• 24:55Andrew Santino?

  You like that. Well, that's because Chinese, Chinese people love that shit.

• 24:57Speaker 04

  I'm obsessed with that attitude of like-

• 25:00Andrew Santino?

  With like, look at me, I'm the shit.

• 25:01Speaker 04

  We're the fucking best and then like, nothing really to show for it, but, but that attitude is so cool.

• 25:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  In Canada, that's what was missing for me.

• 25:10Andrew Santino?

  No attitude.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  Just, just this like-

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  Meek.

• 25:13Speaker 04

  Meek little, you know, pussy attitude. That's what I didn't like. I love Canadians and I love Canada, but just the attitude was missing.

• 25:21Speaker 00

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• 25:24Andrew Santino?

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• 27:40Andrew Santino?

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• 28:47Speaker 04

  ginger I like gingers

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  Where in Canada has gone in the more recent years what city in Canada do you think has gotten a little bit too big for their britches they think they're the shit

• 28:58Speaker 04

  Quebec

• 29:00Andrew Santino?

  See I would say Toronto to me

• 29:02Speaker 04

  Toronto

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  These motherfuckers when you see them online and they do this yeah fam da da da da all this fucking it fucking drives me nuts dude I hate that subculture of Canada because they think that you're not New York

• 29:14Speaker 04

  Yes

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  The fuck do you think you are

• 29:15Speaker 04

  I've been saying this for years

• 29:16Andrew Santino?

  They're not New York

• 29:17Speaker 04

  I hate Toronto

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  Yay

• 29:19Speaker 04

  Anytime anyone tells me at my shows they're like oh I'm Canadian too I'm like where you from they're like Toronto I'm like uh no they think they're so cool

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  They think they're the shit

• 29:30Speaker 04

  Cause they have Drake

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah cuz they have Drake

• 29:32Speaker 04

  And it's like Drake is not cool

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  No he's not cool no he's an actor

• 29:35Speaker 02

  Especially not now

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  Not now he's definitely not cool now that being said Toronto I love touring in your city please buy tickets to my show I do love touring there

• 29:43Speaker 04

  Me too

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  I don't like this attitude of like yeah fam that's how we do it fam this I don't what is that where the fuck did that come from I don't like that

• 29:51Speaker 04

  From Drake

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  It's so fake cuz here's the thing they wanna be the way that New York has an inherent New York accent it's embedded in the fiber of the people of that city because that city has been through it's like it's war

• 30:04Speaker 04

  They earned it

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  They earned it New York earned that fucking they earned this guttural raw because they are culture clashing constantly New York is you know go to fucking Queens you go to Harlem this is a bunch of different cultures living at once Toronto it's fucking Canadians and Indians

• 30:21Speaker 04

  Nothing has ever happened there

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  No cut it out Toronto this is enough

• 30:26Speaker 04

  Yeah they act tough

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  I love you but it's enough dude

• 30:28Speaker 04

  Yes I agree with you

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  I don't I just don't like that when I see it on the internet when kids are like on the internet Toronto kids and they do that talk. What is that called? Is that a thing? Is that like a-

• 30:38Speaker 02

  It's just like slang.

• 30:39Speaker 04

  It's called, I think it's-

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  There's gotta be a word for the fucking Toronto slang. Look that up. Because it's like a culture thing now. It's become how like, um...

• 30:46Speaker 04

  It's like rude boi- no, it's not.

• 30:48Andrew Santino?

  No, but that sounds right.

• 30:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  Rude boy tuckin'. Are you rude boy tuckin'?

• 30:52Speaker 04

  Like, they think they're Jamaican or something.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  They do think they're fucking Jamaican and they're so far from Jamaica.

• 30:56Speaker 04

  You're Canadian!

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  You're so far from Jamaica. By the way, if you were in South Florida, I'd be like, I get it. You're- it's close.

• 31:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:03Andrew Santino?

  Fine, that's fine, do the thing.

• 31:04Speaker 04

  Exactly. At least it's tropical.

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, at least it's right, exactly. There is- there is the slang of it that it bothers me. But as a city, I love- I do love the city. It's a beautiful place, but this young, new attitude of young people-

• 31:16Speaker 04

  I don't even think it's a beautiful place. I think it's a shithole.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  You hate it in gen- in general. You can say that. But I'm gonna be touring there soon, so I gotta chill out.

• 31:22Speaker 04

  And you know what? Me-

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  You too.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  You're there in like a week.

• 31:25Speaker 04

  And I love it there.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  That's right. She loves it there.

• 31:29Speaker 04

  I love the people, but I can't do it-

• 31:33Andrew Santino?

  There's a culture thing that's different there.

• 31:34Speaker 04

  Can't do it with the slang-

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  The accent, yeah.

• 31:36Speaker 04

  The accent, the fucking- they just think they're New York and it's like, you're not as cool-

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 31:41Speaker 04

  As New York. Fuck off.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  No, well, no, none of us are, really. New York is- New York is the epitome of like, uh, it's perfect.

• 31:47Speaker 04

  But none of us are trying to be New York, except for Toronto.

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  That's actually true, yeah. LA doesn't give a shit about anybody.

• 31:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, we just are this.

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we don't care. That's what I kinda like. We don't- we don't give a shit at all. Do you- so, living in LA for two years, you found that you like LA or it's just servicing your career?

• 32:05Speaker 04

  I- I kinda love LA.

• 32:07Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 32:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  Are you single?

• 32:09Speaker 04

  I am single.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  So you're on the move?

• 32:11Speaker 04

  I'm on the move.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  Is this hard in LA? That's all I hear from him, is fucking dating in LA. All these guys give us stories.

• 32:16Speaker 04

  It's tough. It's tough because everybody is- has commitment issues.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 32:22Speaker 04

  And it's like, I mean, myself included, but it's like, but who are you holding out for?

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  What's next, yeah.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, who- who is this like- Golden person that you're like, holding out for, that's so, you know.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  You're saying we should settle, more people should settle.

• 32:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, settle, like, what are you?

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, settle down, right.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  Not that great, you know?

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Just give in.

• 32:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I get it, I understand. Look, I, I, I think, I think you gotta fi- You should create a list of five things that you really want in a partner. And if they hit three out of five, that's good.

• 32:51Speaker 04

  Right?

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 32:53Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Cause I know I'm not five out of five. I'm three out of five for my partner.

• 32:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  I gotta be three out of five. I'm not, the other two are impossible.

• 33:00Speaker 04

  Right.

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  Cause the other two were black and, uh... What else did she have on that list? Straight. Straight, yeah, black and straight, yeah. And I'm not hitting those two.

• 33:08Speaker 04

  It's impossible for you.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  No, so give me three out of five. Yeah, you three out of five. What, what, okay, what would make your three out of five list? What's your, what's your list of five things? Do you care about tall?

• 33:19Speaker 04

  I've been into tall lately.

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  I know you like tall, she likes tall.

• 33:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 33:23Andrew Santino?

  Um, what about like, finances? Does he have to have money?

• 33:26Speaker 04

  Have to have money.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so tall and rich?

• 33:28Speaker 04

  Cause before, I, I've dated, I dated a comic for five years.

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're out on that, huh?

• 33:33Speaker 04

  It was not, I mean, I, I still love him as a person, it's just, it was hard.

• 33:38Andrew Santino?

  He's Vancouver based or LA based?

• 33:40Speaker 04

  Uh, Vancouver.

• 33:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  So tall, can't be poor.

• 33:44Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  Uh, what did we talk, does race matter?

• 33:46Speaker 04

  Doesn't matter.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't, you don't give a shit?

• 33:48Speaker 04

  I don't give a fuck.

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  Have you dated the spectrum?

• 33:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why your name is Rainbow. That's why your name means Rainbow.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  You've had everybody?

• 33:54Speaker 04

  I'll do anything.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  Which, which, which?

• 33:57Speaker 04

  As long as tall and rich.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  Tall and rich, you don't care. Have you had all the colors of the rainbow? White guys?

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Basically.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  Asian guys, black guys?

• 34:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  Mexican or Latino?

• 34:06Speaker 04

  No.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  You never touched that base?

• 34:08Speaker 04

  Well, we're so far from Mexico in Canada.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  You live in Mexico now.

• 34:12Speaker 04

  Now I do, but in, in Canada.

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  Go outside.

• 34:15Speaker 04

  Okay, I'll go outside.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  There's a Mexican dude right outside of the door, we just said hi to him. Go get that guy and see if he wants it.

• 34:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, come see if, yeah.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so, so, race doesn't matter, that's great, you don't care, you don't have a preference. Or you have a preference or you don't care?

• 34:28Speaker 04

  I have a preference, uh, I like Asian.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  You like Asian, we prefer Asian, but what?

• 34:33Speaker 04

  But...

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't matter.

• 34:34Speaker 04

  Doesn't matter.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so, let's just say, Asian... Tall, rich. Those are the three. And what are the two that you know you can't get, but you really want?

• 34:43Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  What are the two elements that you're like, "Man, it'd be nice if he blank," but that's...

• 34:48Speaker 04

  Obsessed with me?

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  Uh, that, right, that's, that's not obtainable.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  No?

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  Men don't really obsess with women.

• 34:54Speaker 04

  Why?

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  Because if we do, we kill you.

• 34:56Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? Have you never watched these murder... Like, if a guy becomes obsessed with a woman, it's danger.

• 35:01Speaker 04

  Really?

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  You don't want us to really, really love you.

• 35:05Speaker 04

  Why?

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  Because we're, we're, our animal instinct is to like...

• 35:08Speaker 04

  It's to kill.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  It's to kill. Yeah, it's to kill. To kill the things we love.

• 35:12Speaker 04

  Have you ever been obsessed with a woman?

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  I've been obsessed with a man, I'll tell you. That's, no. I've never been obsessed with... I've been heartbroken by someone I really thought I, I, I...

• 35:22Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  I've been, someone that I thought was like, uh, but I've also had that at different levels. There was a girl when I moved to Long Beach who I was like, had, I thought she was... I was like, "This is like the coolest chick that's ever existed."

• 35:32Speaker 04

  What was it about her?

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  Probably because she didn't like me that much.

• 35:35Speaker 04

  Oh, wow!

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  Like, she liked me a little bit.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  Huh.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  But I was like a, uh, what do you call it? A rebound guy? Like, she had just broken up with this guy she like, loved. And so she was kinda like a, "Yeah, you're funny. Like, I'll fuck you."

• 35:45Speaker 04

  Is that what it is? Just to not give that much?

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  I think if you give less, they want you more.

• 35:50Speaker 04

  Jeez, I hate that about people.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, men in general. I think men, because if a woman is too doting on a man, he gets concerned that like, "What does the future look like? Is she always gonna be like obsessive about me?" And does that turn into white girl yelling at Asian guy with glasses?

• 36:05Speaker 04

  Uh-huh.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  Does it turn into controlling, demanding?

• 36:08Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  Because men don't wanna be barked at by anybody.

• 36:12Speaker 04

  They want freedom.

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  We just wanna feel like you can, I, you can let me do my thing. Men need independent... Women too, but like, men just kinda like to be left alone sometimes.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  Interesting.

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  Like, I can be wandering alone for a whole day, not say hi to one person and feel fantastic. Do you feel that way?

• 36:34Speaker 04

  Uh, no, I'll feel disconnected from the world if that happens.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  I can disappear, man. Love it. I think most men like this kind of nomadic vibe.

• 36:44Speaker 04

  Well, sometimes that makes me feel like men and women are not supposed to be together because we're so different.

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  We're not, we're not. We're really actually not.

• 36:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  We're supposed to meet up, here's what was supposed to happen. We're supposed to be in our little separate herds. Of just all, men with all men all the time, women with all women all the time. We're supposed to meet up in a consensual exchange. The government should just regulate this, where we just meet up, have a baby with someone, and then disappear and then we never talk again.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  But we don't even take care of it. We should let it raise itself.

• 37:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, have it just run around. It was fine, I did it.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Look at you, and you're doing good.

• 37:19Speaker 04

  I'm doing well.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're the only animal that does this, right? All these other animals, they fucking just let their kids figure it out. You've seen the little, have you seen the bird? I don't know, what's the name of the bird? It makes its, it makes its young fall off of a cliff? And whoever dies doesn't, that's it. And then whoever lives now gets to be a part of the family.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  You know, that makes sense.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:35Speaker 04

  Because like...

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  Throw your baby off a cliff, let's see if it lives.

• 37:38Speaker 02

  Barnacle geese.

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  What is it called?

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Barnacle geese.

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  Barnacle geese. They literally, the videos are incredible. They're like 300 feet cliffs. And the babies have to fall because their bones are so malleable, their body's so malleable, that they fall and they bounce off the cliff on the way down.

• 37:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  And if it dies, it wasn't meant to be. And if it lives, it gets to be a part of the family.

• 37:55Speaker 02

  Barnacle geese and murrus, murrays.

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  Murrays?

• 37:59Speaker 02

  Both of them.

• 37:59Andrew Santino?

  They both do this?

• 38:00Speaker 04

  That's great. That's kind of like a New York attitude, you know?

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, live or die.

• 38:05Speaker 04

  You earned it. You earned to live.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 38:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  Live or die, dude. Alright, so here's the deal. We gotta get you a guy, listen, I got guys out there, if you're tall, rich, uh, if you're tall, okay, rich is a bad word. If you're tall and you're doing well.

• 38:18Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  You're not, you know, you're not scraping together, uh, ramen every night.

• 38:23Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  And that's not a shot because you're Asian, by the way. That has nothing to do with it. If you're, if you're tall, you're doing okay.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  I'm doing well, doing well.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  And you're Chinese, preferably Chinese.

• 38:34Speaker 04

  No.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  You don't want Chinese?

• 38:36Speaker 04

  Actually, I take that back, any race.

• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you don't, okay, you're open?

• 38:40Speaker 04

  I actually don't have preference, because sometimes Chinese men are, they piss me off a little bit.

• 38:44Andrew Santino?

  Why? What, what is it?

• 38:45Speaker 04

  They have expectations for me.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  What, what are they?

• 38:48Speaker 04

  Like, that I'm supposed to be a quiet little wife, yeah, yeah. And I don't see them have that expectation towards like, white women or other races of women.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can't teach an old dog new tricks, that's the thing. The whites, the whites are a wild breed, dude. White women, you're, you're not gonna get, you're not gonna get a super subservient white woman. Not in this culture now, too, especially, it's like, we're in Boss Bitch era, dude. You're not gonna get-

• 39:12Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  Where this is Boss Bitch era. So you're not gonna get some white girl to be like, whatever, although there are trad wives, you know what this is?

• 39:18Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  Trad, trad wife is a new thing, it's traditional wiving. There are women on the internet now who wanna go back to, women stay at home, they don't work, they're trad wives, they're like-

• 39:29Speaker 02

  Old 50s conservative, white, American-

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  This is like a big movement on the internet.

• 39:32Speaker 04

  Are they like, Christian?

• 39:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, come on, you gotta, yeah, yeah, you're not gonna be without church, that's insane. What would you be holding on to? That'd be so crazy. That'd be like the Truman Show, you know what I mean? When she's talking, she's like, "Well, I got bought you one of these new apple peelers." She's like, "She's gonna kill me." No, but yeah, there's a new movement of trad wife online, of like, fighting back to the women's feminist movement of independence. They want women to be dependent, literally, it's kind of calling for dependence, being like, we should take care of children, women shouldn't be out in the workplace, we should be baking pies. Which is funny, because, yeah, I do love pies, I do love pies.

• 40:09Speaker 04

  I like it.

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  Get these bitches in the kitchen, dude.

• 40:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, wait, pie?

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Pie?

• 40:13Speaker 04

  I want some.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  I just grew up with a different view of women when I was a kid, because my mom always worked.

• 40:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  And I only knew women that worked. Like, you know, my mom's friends were all working women, so I didn't, and gay guys. Literally, my mom was friends, it was only gay guys and, and working women. Like, I had an uncle who was gay, he wasn't even our uncle, but I thought he was my uncle, he's not, we weren't related. But he was just like this really cool gay dude that my mom knew.

• 40:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  And that's what I knew, it was like, working, young, cool professionals. So I didn't have like, a stay-at-home mom.

• 40:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  I had friends when we moved to the suburbs that had that, but that lifestyle was so-

• 40:50Speaker 04

  Where's your dad?

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  Where's my biological father?

• 40:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  Prison.

• 40:55Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  And then he got out. No, he's been, I mean, you know, when I was a kid, kid. Then my mom remarried my stepdad and then we moved to the western suburbs of Chicago.

• 41:02Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  And then I saw a lot of stay-at-home moms. Like, there were kids, you know, their moms would make food all the, you'd come home from school, there'd be food. I thought that was insane. I was like, that's crazy.

• 41:11Speaker 04

  So what did you eat?

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  When I would come home?

• 41:14Speaker 04

  Growing up, yeah.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  Just whatever the fuck is in the fridge. A lot of cold cuts.

• 41:17Speaker 04

  Uh.

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you'd come home and I would have like a bologna sandwich.

• 41:19Speaker 04

  No pie?

• 41:20Andrew Santino?

  Fuck no, dude. No. We never had homemade...

• 41:24Speaker 04

  Cause your mom was working?

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  Bitch be working.

• 41:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, let the trad wives back so we can have pie.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  I know. Let us have pie. Let them eat pie.

• 41:31Speaker 04

  I want pie, dude.

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  Let them eat pie, dude. That's the American way. That is. What's your favorite American food?

• 41:38Speaker 04

  Uh, I love pie. And biscuits?

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  Biscuits.

• 41:41Speaker 04

  Oh, when I'm in...

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  What's your favorite Chinese food?

• 41:45Speaker 04

  Ooh. Nu- noodles.

• 41:48Andrew Santino?

  Just noodles in general?

• 41:49Speaker 04

  Noodles with soup, wonton soup. Oh my god.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  Mmm, wonton soup.

• 41:53Speaker 04

  Wonton soup and bao.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  I fucking love bao, dude.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, bao and dumplings, ugh.

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  Was your mom a cook?

• 41:59Speaker 04

  My mom cooks, yeah, but my grandma's better than my mom at cooking.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  Is she around?

• 42:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:04Andrew Santino?

  She's alive?

• 42:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, my grandma's crazy though. She'll like, like, put, making the dumplings, you know, the dough inside?

• 42:12Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:12Speaker 04

  Or sorry, the filling inside. She'll taste it when it's raw to make sure the flavors, like, raw pork. She's having raw pork. And every day she calls me, she's like, "I feel sick." And I'm like, "Cause you're eating the raw pork from the fucking fillings." Like...

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

  She's alive, though.

• 42:28Speaker 04

  She's alive.

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  So who's, who's right? Maybe her. She's tough.

• 42:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, maybe that's the secret to, to longevity is just eating raw pork.

• 42:36Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. My, my grandmother, I said this, my grandmother from the south, my, my stepdad's mom, um, she would, uh, they would have their own little, you know, farm, and she would hand-kill the chickens. She'd wring the neck.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  My grandparents hand-killed the chickens too.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  So cute. Look at us. We are this, you are my daughter.

• 42:52Speaker 04

  We're related.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  They would, she would spin its head, crack it, she would de-feather it.

• 42:56Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 42:57Andrew Santino?

  And then she would bring it inside, she would, she would dress it. And then when she was cooking it, what she loved was she would sear little cube pieces of chicken. And she would eat them when they're seared. So they're raw on the inside. But they're seared on the outside. She loved it. I thought that was

• 43:11Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  insane.

• 43:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  But she was just a bad bitch.

• 43:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:14Andrew Santino?

  She was a bad bitch and you couldn't tell her. You couldn't tell her otherwise. I was like, Nanny, you're not supposed to eat that's chicken. You have to cook chicken. I was a little kid being like, you have to cook chicken.

• 43:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  She's like, you don't have to do that, Andrew. You can just sear it on the outside. It's gonna be cold on the inside. It's delicious. A little warm and cold. She loved it. I thought she was crazy.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  But she, you know, well, she's dead now, but it wasn't from that. It wasn't from that. It wasn't from that at all.

• 43:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:37Speaker 00

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• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  No, but I think what's funny is like the more I travel too, the more I fall in love with, you know, like home-cooked foreign cuisine. If I can go somewhere and I can meet someone's parents who are immigrants and they cook me their version, big fan. Big fan. Like, take me to grandma's.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  Please. When you're in Vancouver, please come to my...

• 47:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm not kidding at all.

• 47:10Speaker 04

  Please come to my home.

• 47:12Andrew Santino?

  A home-cooked meal from an immigrant?

• 47:13Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 47:14Andrew Santino?

  Number one.

• 47:15Speaker 04

  You'll fall in love. Yeah.

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  You're my daughter, alright? You introduce me as your dad to your grandmother.

• 47:22Speaker 04

  My grandma's like, uh...

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  Does she speak any English or no?

• 47:25Speaker 04

  Not at all.

• 47:26Andrew Santino?

  That's awesome.

• 47:26Speaker 04

  But that's the best. She'll just gesture. She'll just give you the food and then she'll be like, eat it and that's your relationship.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  But you're fluent, you're fine.

• 47:33Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah.

• 47:34Andrew Santino?

  You'll be my lead.

• 47:35Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  And your mom speaks Chinese only or no?

• 47:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, but she knows, uh, some English. She'll, she just knows, hi, how are you? And then you'll answer and she doesn't, yeah.

• 47:44Andrew Santino?

  That's great, dude.

• 47:45Speaker 04

  She won't react to the answer.

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  She'll go, hello, how are you?

• 47:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I'm like, good.

• 47:49Andrew Santino?

  How are you doing?

• 47:49Speaker 04

  And she's already doing something else, like, sure.

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  I mean, at least that's polite. At least she's saying, she's inquiring about how you are.

• 47:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  And then moving on.

• 47:58Speaker 04

  But she doesn't care about the answer.

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  Who, who really does?

• 48:00Speaker 04

  Nobody. Yeah, so she's not a faker.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  She's not a phony.

• 48:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, she's not a fucking-

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  Cause when someone says to you, when you see people in public and they go, hey, how you doing? They don't give a shit about how you're doing.

• 48:08Speaker 04

  No.

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  That is true. That is really, that's kinda like in the Brits. The Brits say, um, are you alright? I wrote a joke about it once years ago. Yeah, they say, you alright? Alright, you alright? Alright, alright then? Alright, meaning like, uh-

• 48:21Speaker 04

  Oh, that's a greeting for them.

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's the same thing as saying hello.

• 48:23Speaker 04

  Okay, I thought they were just like being rude.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:26Speaker 04

  Cause it's like-

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  Are you alright?

• 48:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, doesn't it feel weird?

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  The way you look, are you alright? This is okay.

• 48:30Speaker 04

  That feels rude.

• 48:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah. It's, well, they are kind of inherently a little bitey.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 48:34Andrew Santino?

  Everything a Brit says underneath it has a little bit of like a fuck you to it.

• 48:37Speaker 04

  It's a backhanded, yeah.

• 48:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, well, they're, I mean, you know, and they're the, you know.

• 48:41Speaker 04

  Why are they such dicks?

• 48:43Andrew Santino?

  I mean, historically, they were just really, really bad people. So I think that's embedded into their bones.

• 48:48Speaker 04

  Cause they wanna take over the world.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It's so funny. We got mad at Hitler, but not the Brits. You know what I mean? Isn't that strange?

• 48:54Speaker 04

  Why is no one mad at them?

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  I think because they're so apologetic and meek now.

• 48:58Speaker 04

  And the accent.

• 48:59Andrew Santino?

  British culture's very like-

• 49:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  Sorry.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

  So, alright? I mean, they're so, it's like very, you know what I mean? It's very like pensive and-

• 49:06Speaker 04

  That's how they get away with evil. Just by like-

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  Just pretend like you didn't do-

• 49:09Speaker 04

  That's why the Germans couldn't get away with it.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  They're so broad-shouldered, yeah.

• 49:14Speaker 04

  You should be quiet and then you could-

• 49:15Andrew Santino?

  Das ist gut, ja?

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's just, it's, they're, they're such, uh, broad people.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's too obvious.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yeah, it's too obvious. That's, you know what?

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  Germany? That's where you went wrong.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  You're so loud! Do it quietly!

• 49:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, simmer down a bit and then you could do whatever you want.

• 49:35Andrew Santino?

  You could do whatever you want, dude.

• 49:37Speaker 04

  Do whatever you want.

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  Do whatever you want, man.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  Still keep a royal family going, which is the most racist shit ever.

• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  It is the most racist shit, dude. Get fucking, hey, keep, give Ireland back to the Irish. Give Ireland back to the fucking Irish. The Brits. It's funny, because I love all these people. I do love the Brits. But it, there is a weird vibe with they're better than us. They have this like, this like, uh...

• 50:00Speaker 04

  This new needness.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  Like, "Oh, you're a fucking American?" Like, they think of it like, ugh.

• 50:04Speaker 04

  But why do they think they're better? What's happened?

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  You know, I think they think, well, they, they're not, they don't think that they're better, they think that we're the worst. The world kinda thinks we're trash. Except for Australians, they fucking love us. Those guys fuck with us.

• 50:18Speaker 04

  Because they're kinda trashy.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  They're British prisoners, yeah, they're trash too. Yeah, they're like us.

• 50:22Speaker 04

  But I love the trashiness.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like, what's your favorite trash of America? What's, what's, what's trash of America that makes you like, love America?

• 50:29Speaker 04

  White trash.

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  You love white trash?

• 50:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  I think it's cool.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  It is cool, though.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  I like the vibes. I like the grittiness.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  Are the guys, are the guys hotter because they're trashier? Like, when you see a white trash guy, is that a hot white guy?

• 50:42Speaker 04

  No, I wouldn't, but I, I know what's going, I know the whole deal and I appreciate it. It's almost like I'm at a museum and I'm like, "I like that."

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  I like that art.

• 50:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't wanna buy it.

• 50:52Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna, you buy it or fuck it, you know?

• 50:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna fuck that art.

• 50:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I get it.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  You get why it is.

• 50:59Speaker 04

  I understand why we're all so loyal to this country.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  Ah, right, right, right, right. You get the vibes.

• 51:05Speaker 04

  I understand the American dream, you know?

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  Even though it's not gonna happen?

• 51:10Speaker 04

  It's not gonna happen for most people, but I, I appreciate that it is promised to everybody.

• 51:15Andrew Santino?

  What's the Chinese dream?

• 51:18Speaker 04

  To uh ser- to serve the government.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  That is, right?

• 51:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, to like salute the flag and be with your family and...

• 51:26Andrew Santino?

  And be good and get him and shut up.

• 51:28Speaker 04

  And get into the best school and then work to death.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  And work till you die.

• 51:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  And money.

• 51:35Speaker 04

  Money, but just, you know, giving it to your family mostly.

• 51:40Andrew Santino?

  But make a lot of it, right?

• 51:42Speaker 04

  Make a lot of it, but never flashy about it, just, just, you're just giving it to your family.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  So are, no, but no Asians are really flashy, huh?

• 51:51Speaker 04

  They do, I think American Asian people are.

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  Where, where, yeah, yeah, yeah, they are here. Over there, no.

• 51:56Speaker 04

  Over there, not really, cuz if you're too flashy, the government will see you and they flag you, you know?

• 52:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 52:02Speaker 04

  It's like a problem.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  It's an issue.

• 52:04Speaker 04

  You can't be too...

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  It's like the mafia in the seventies. You're like, "Why'd you buy that car? We told you not to buy that for a coat."

• 52:09Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna attract attention.

• 52:11Speaker 04

  You have to be under the radar.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  Right. Like, is your grandmother someone that like, because of what she went through, is she like a hoard money type of person?

• 52:19Speaker 04

  Oh my god, my, well, when you come to my house, you'll see.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:24Speaker 04

  We are hoarders.

• 52:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, in general, she hoards everything?

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Every table, there's no space. Like, if they give you, they hand you a plate or a drink, you, you can't put it on a table. There's no space on any table. You have to just hold it.

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  Right, right.

• 52:36Speaker 04

  We're hoarders.

• 52:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, and, but is this like a, this is like a, this is what culture is to your grandma's generation, or?

• 52:43Speaker 04

  Yes, well, they got everything taken from them.

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so she's like, "I'm keeping all this shit."

• 52:47Speaker 04

  Everything. Everything could be useful.

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  And it, she's not wrong.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:53Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it can be at some point. You're never gonna use it, but it could be.

• 52:55Speaker 04

  Sure. Well, I have that now a little bit. I have to be mindful to throw things away.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  You're a hoarder.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Ugh.

• 53:01Andrew Santino?

  What do you hoard the most? Clothes?

• 53:04Speaker 04

  I hoard clothes, I hoard, uh, honestly, everything. Like, a button, I'll see a button on the floor, I'm like, maybe I'll need that.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  You'll keep the button?

• 53:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'll keep the button.

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  I can't wait to throw that button away.

• 53:15Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  I throw it away, dude, I'm a rebel.

• 53:17Speaker 04

  I hoard food, too.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  That's, could be dangerous.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, even if it's like, I'll, I'll be like, "Is this expired?" Okay, it looks fine, smells fine.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  And you'll eat it anyway.

• 53:26Speaker 04

  I'll, I'll heat it up so hot, and, and in my head, I'm like, it kills everything, and I'll eat it, and I'll be sick for months.

• 53:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 53:35Speaker 04

  But I'm like, but it can't be that food. I heat it up so hot.

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  No. You're taking notes from your grandmother who's eating raw pork. You're falling in line.

• 53:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, and so it's not a good way to live.

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  Do you live alone?

• 53:47Speaker 04

  I live alone.

• 53:47Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so that's fine. You're not imposing on somebody else.

• 53:50Speaker 04

  You know, when the second I kind of am working on that habit is when my friend was like, you know, when you do that, it's not hot.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  What's not hot?

• 54:00Speaker 04

  Like, uh, eating old food.

• 54:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's not for someone, that's not a, no one's trying to be hot when they're eating food.

• 54:08Speaker 04

  Right, no, but like, that's not a hot trait.

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  It's not a not, it's not an ugly trait. Is this crazy to, I feel like that's not like a-

• 54:14Speaker 04

  You don't think it's an ugly trait? I feel like it's an ugly trait.

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  No, I'll tell you some ugly traits.

• 54:18Speaker 04

  Okay, give me an ugly trait.

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  Biting nails, it drives me nuts.

• 54:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, that is kind of ugly.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  If I see someone biting their nails, I'm always like, ee, ee, ee.

• 54:26Speaker 04

  You don't feel that if somebody's eating moldy food?

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, moldy food, don't do that, because you can get sick and die.

• 54:32Speaker 04

  Okay, I'm doing that a little bit.

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  You do eat moldy food.

• 54:34Speaker 04

  A little bit, like, I'll take, I'll scoop it away and then I'll eat it.

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 54:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  Do you need some money?

• 54:41Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:42Andrew Santino?

  Give her some money, dude.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  Well, the thing is, I, I, it's just, I don't know, it's a sickness, but the second my friend was like, that's not hot behavior, I'm like, okay, actually, I won't do it anymore.

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  There's a girl that said this to you?

• 54:53Speaker 04

  It was a man.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  It was a man that said it?

• 54:55Speaker 04

  Comic.

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, a comedian said it?

• 54:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  But what, a friend of yours said, oh, that's not hot?

• 55:01Speaker 04

  Because I'm trying to be hot so that I can have a husband.

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  Ah, hot for husband.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  He's married. He doesn't think about, you know, when you're single, you're subconsciously like, I gotta be hot.

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I mean, you saying your, your friend, is he a, is this guy like, interested in you?

• 55:16Speaker 04

  No, but he's just like an advisor to my life of like, of, of like, well, you want a husband, this is how you do it, just be really hot.

• 55:24Andrew Santino?

  What does he know? Is he single?

• 55:26Speaker 04

  He's married.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he is.

• 55:27Speaker 04

  So.

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  So you think that he has the answers?

• 55:29Speaker 04

  Maybe.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you an alternative.

• 55:31Speaker 04

  What?

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm the other side of it.

• 55:33Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  Nothing wrong with it. Keep doing it.

• 55:34Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  As long as you don't die. You live your best life. Who gives a shit?

• 55:37Speaker 04

  I'll keep eating mold.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fuck it, who cares? And if you die, you die. I mean, I don't know.

• 55:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, who cares?

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a tough life.

• 55:42Speaker 04

  At least I got to eat the food.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, at least you got nourishment.

• 55:46Speaker 04

  I saved three dollars.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right. You save a little bit of money.

• 55:49Speaker 02

  Expiration dates aren't also like-

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're all fake.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're not, they're all made up.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  They're made up by the government. You do know this, right? The expiration dates on stuff? My, my mom is the proof of this. My parents have shit in this, in their, in their cabinets.

• 56:03Andrew Santino?

  Fucking years sometimes afterwards, this is still good.

• 56:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:06Speaker 02

  It's a smell test.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  You smell test.

• 56:07Speaker 04

  Smell test.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  But the mold part, if it is moldy, don't eat it though.

• 56:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:11Speaker 02

  Cheese, yogurt, that's all mold.

• 56:12Speaker 04

  Okay, I'll do that. Yeah, my family, we've never thrown away eggs.

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's a little much.

• 56:17Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  Because eggs definitely spoil, that's bad.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's bad. Is that why you guys always put it with ramen? Why do people ever, why do they always put an egg in ramen? What is that?

• 56:25Speaker 04

  It's for sustenance, the protein, because

• 56:28Andrew Santino?

  Because there's not enough protein in the noodles.

• 56:30Speaker 04

  The ramen has nothing.

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:31Andrew Santino?

  Because here's what's funny, I love eggs.

• 56:33Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:33Andrew Santino?

  But I fucking hate the egg in ramen. I don't like it.

• 56:36Speaker 04

  You hate it?

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  I just don't want that with that.

• 56:39Speaker 04

  What do you want with it? Like some pork?

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  Eggs is always, I, I, yeah, I'll take, I'll take a, a, a

• 56:46Speaker 04

  A chashu?

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, chashu, pork chashu, yeah, I'll take any sort of beef, meat, chicken, turkey, pork, but just an egg. Eggs are breakfast food, dude.

• 56:58Speaker 04

  Interesting.

• 56:59Andrew Santino?

  And ramen is lunch for, for, for whites.

• 57:01Speaker 04

  Okay, wow.

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  We don't eat ramen for breakfast.

• 57:03Speaker 04

  That is the thing with white people, it's you categorize breakfast.

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  We say, we love segregation, that's our big thing.

• 57:09Speaker 04

  Segregation.

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. And listen, sometimes we'll gentrify our meals, like I'll have cereal for dinner, but it's pretty rare.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  But I will do it.

• 57:17Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  It's actually a very good childhood memory, my mother used to make up, we used to have breakfast for dinner, that was one of my favorite nights. If my mom got home late, or if it was scheduled for sports or something.

• 57:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  We'd have breakfast dinner, we would eat waffles sometimes at night, and that was my

• 57:28Speaker 04

  That's cute.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Those were some of my favorite nights.

• 57:29Speaker 04

  I was obsessed with waffles as a kid.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  Same, heaven on earth.

• 57:33Speaker 04

  So good.

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  Do you ever put peanut butter on them?

• 57:35Speaker 04

  Never.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Dude, go outside.

• 57:36Speaker 04

  That's a possibility.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're gonna lose your mind.

• 57:39Speaker 04

  My god.

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  When the waffles are warm, you put a little bit of peanut butter on them, and when you put the syrup on it, because the heat will heat the peanut butter up, it'll like cascade down the sides.

• 57:48Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 57:49Speaker 02

  I put chocolate chips in all the little

• 57:50Andrew Santino?

  Chocolate chips in the holes.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  Every hole filled and then it melts.

• 57:53Speaker 04

  What the fuck?

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the whites are on it, dude, we know how to snack something up, dude.

• 57:56Speaker 04

  I've only been doing butter and fucking syrup.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  No, no, put some peanut butter on that motherfucker. Do you like crunchy peanut butter?

• 58:03Speaker 04

  I love.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  Go off, queen. Put some crunchy, because the crunches fall into those little holes.

• 58:07Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  You get a crunch with a bite.

• 58:08Speaker 04

  My god.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  Texture matters.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:10Speaker 04

  I'm doing that.

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  So here's the deal, whites categorize, we need eggs for breakfast, I can't I can eat eggs for like lunch, but it has to be a breakfast plate. Like an egg hash for lunch. I can do it.

• 58:20Speaker 04

  Wow. You're very particular.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, about food.

• 58:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:24Andrew Santino?

  I like what, I think something shouldn't be eaten at certain times of day.

• 58:28Speaker 04

  I'll eat anything, anytime.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  So for breakfast, what's your, what's like the, what do you eat?

• 58:32Speaker 04

  Whatever's around me.

• 58:33Andrew Santino?

  You know, it doesn't matter.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  It doesn't matter.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  What is your typical breakfast?

• 58:36Speaker 04

  Typically, I'll have a cucumber with...

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  Just a fucking cucumber?

• 58:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  You'll just eat just a cucumber?

• 58:45Speaker 04

  I'll literally just eat a one whole cucumber. And I used to not even cut it. I used to just eat it like the whole thing. But then, now I cut it up.

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 58:56Speaker 04

  I cut it up nice. I lay it out nice.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  Do you dip it in something?

• 58:59Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  What, you're sick. Wait, this is worse than the moldy stuff. The moldy stuff didn't bother me at all.

• 59:05Speaker 04

  This is worse?

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  You're just, no dip for cucumber?

• 59:09Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  Gotta have a dip, dude.

• 59:10Speaker 04

  I like the taste of the cucumber.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  I know, but you gotta add some flavor, like eat like a tzatziki sauce or like a...

• 59:16Speaker 04

  No, that, sauces bother me.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 59:19Speaker 04

  They're always too sour.

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  No dips you like at all? Not even like a sour cream?

• 59:23Speaker 04

  No.

• 59:24Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 59:24Speaker 04

  I eat it raw and then...

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  So you're raw dogging cucumber?

• 59:28Speaker 04

  I'm raw dogging most fruits and vegetables.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  You're raw dogging like a red pepper?

• 59:33Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  You're raw dogging...

• 59:34Speaker 04

  Oh, I love a red pepper by itself.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  Uncooked?

• 59:37Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  This is crazy.

• 59:38Speaker 04

  I'll do a tomato, like a apple. I'll eat it like a apple.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 59:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  Damn.

• 59:43Speaker 04

  And I'll, so I'll have a cucumber.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Is this Chinese shit, or that's a you thing?

• 59:46Speaker 04

  I think it's my family thing. My grandma cooked us just the most bland foods growing up.

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  No flavor?

• 59:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:54Andrew Santino?

  Cause that's south China is flavor. Right.

• 59:57Speaker 04

  The more north you go, the less flavor.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a bummer. You guys got, the flavor is the best.

• 1:00:01Speaker 04

  But the dumplings are very good. Come over for the dumplings.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna come for that. I will. But I'm telling you, I'm not gonna eat a cucumber with you in the morning for breakfast. I'm not, that's crazy. I want a meal. That's crazy.

• 1:00:09Speaker 04

  So I'll have cucumber and two boiled eggs, hard boiled eggs with nothing.

• 1:00:13Andrew Santino?

  No salt or pepper?

• 1:00:14Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  That's, this is blasphemy.

• 1:00:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you, so by the way, this is why... When whites get made fun of for being flavorless. I'm gonna be like, my friend the Chinese is, has even less flavor than I do. Cause I love spice, I love heat. Because of where I've lived, I've lived, you know.

• 1:00:36Speaker 04

  Where did you live?

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, I've lived in the southwest for 20 some odd years of my life now.

• 1:00:41Speaker 04

  I love the south.

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  I lived in Arizona.

• 1:00:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  And then I moved here, so I get Mexican food and you have a lot of like spice.

• 1:00:46Speaker 04

  I don't like Mexican food.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  This is pissing me off. You don't like Mexican food?

• 1:00:52Speaker 04

  Is that racist?

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not racist at all. You said I don't like Mexican people.

• 1:00:57Speaker 04

  I don't like Mexican food.

• 1:00:57Andrew Santino?

  By the way, Mexicans, the best people, the best people.

• 1:01:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  The best audience members I've ever had in my life.

• 1:01:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because Mexicans can take a fucking joke.

• 1:01:05Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  They're never gonna get mad.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  I agree.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  They don't care who you joke about, they're in on it. You can talk shit to them and they love it.

• 1:01:10Speaker 04

  That's great.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  Mexican people, Mexican food, dude, Mexican.

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  I don't like Mexican food.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  Wow, you're tripping.

• 1:01:16Speaker 04

  Too sour.

• 1:01:17Andrew Santino?

  Sour?

• 1:01:18Speaker 04

  Too much.

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  How are you eating it? Where are you going for Mexican food?

• 1:01:23Speaker 04

  Too much, too much lime.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, okay, how about this?

• 1:01:27Speaker 04

  And too much, uh, too much onion, uncooked onion.

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're Miss, you're Miss Raw Veggie. You're Raw Veggie lady.

• 1:01:33Speaker 04

  Okay, but onion, like, I like my onion a little cooked.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  This is the funniest thing.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  You'll eat a tomato like an apple, but you're like, dude, an onion uncooked is insane.

• 1:01:43Speaker 04

  It's too spicy.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  My god, dude. You're white, by the way. I'm fucking, fuck Chinese, you're white. You are 100% white. The two fucking onions too spicy is hilarious. I can't have a spicy onion around.

• 1:01:58Speaker 04

  You know, sometimes I'll have a bubbly water, too spicy.

• 1:02:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  Like a valley girl.

• 1:02:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  I can't have that spicy, that's a spicy water. Wait, two boiled eggs with cucumber and no sauce, no flavor, no dip?

• 1:02:12Speaker 04

  No sauce.

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  See, this is tough for me.

• 1:02:14Speaker 04

  Sauce bothers me.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  Gosh.

• 1:02:16Speaker 04

  It's gross.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  Alright, when you get fries, you have ketchup.

• 1:02:19Speaker 04

  Sometimes.

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  You just eat them, you just eat them alone without ketchup?

• 1:02:22Speaker 04

  If it's, yeah, I.

• 1:02:23Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I live and die by sauce.

• 1:02:24Speaker 04

  I can't be bothered.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  My little sister.

• 1:02:27Speaker 04

  You know what it is, though? I think it's, I got all sauced out when I worked at a restaurant.

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  Where'd you work?

• 1:02:33Speaker 04

  I worked at a steakhouse. Do you, are you familiar with the keg?

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  I know the keg, of course I know the keg.

• 1:02:37Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, I worked at the keg for two years. And I ate the most mayonnaise and butter and ketchup that you could ever have in a lifetime.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  You got sauced out?

• 1:02:48Speaker 04

  I think I got sauced out.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you need to be re-sauced. You need to get reintroduced to sauce, because there's so many good ones out there. Dude, particularly in fucking, in Asian food. I mean, fuck me.

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  I do love Asian sauce.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Such good sauce.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay, my problem with Korean food is it's too sweet.

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  I like the sweet, yeah, I have a little sweet tooth.

• 1:03:07Speaker 04

  It's too sweet.

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  I love the sweet. Like, their sauces are sweet.

• 1:03:10Speaker 04

  Right?

• 1:03:10Andrew Santino?

  Like, even fish sauce is kinda sweet.

• 1:03:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, fish sauce is Vietnamese and it's.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it is Vietnamese?

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well, they, I like the fish sauce. When I go to the Korean barbecue joint, they give me that fish sauce cup? And they hand mix it for you?

• 1:03:22Speaker 04

  It's quite good, but, yeah. Not every meat dish has to be sweet, though. That's my problem with Korean food.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I get it, right.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  Right?

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  You don't need all that, you don't, you want it more, uh.

• 1:03:35Speaker 04

  Salty.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  You want salt over sweet.

• 1:03:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  Like, your perfect midnight snack, you're stoned out of your mind. Do you smoke weed or no?

• 1:03:41Speaker 04

  I do.

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, if you're stoned out of your mind tonight at home, what's your perfect late-night snack?

• 1:03:45Speaker 04

  A cucumber.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fuck you. Cucumber harpo.

• 1:03:49Speaker 04

  But honestly, cucumbers are so refreshing.

• 1:03:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, but that's not a snack, that's not like a, it's not gonna like, it's not satiate, it's not like a, oh, god, I'm satisfied.

• 1:03:59Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, I'll give you this. A date with peanut butter inside and, alright, you hate it.

• 1:04:05Andrew Santino?

  A date? A fucking, a fucking little?

• 1:04:09Speaker 04

  A date.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  A li, like a fa, a date is like a, a raisin with Down syndrome. That's what it is, right?

• 1:04:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah.

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  It's just like a swollen raisin, right?

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, with peanut butter inside.

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  How do you get it inside? You inject it inside?

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, you just stuff it in.

• 1:04:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you stuff it, you hand-stuff it?

• 1:04:28Speaker 04

  You put, you, with a spoon.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  You are, I'm learning so much about you.

• 1:04:31Speaker 04

  And then dipped in chocolate.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:04:35Speaker 04

  It's good. I'll bring you one. I'll give you one next time I see you.

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  Okay, please. Or, or,

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  chocolate with peanut butter on toast.

• 1:04:46Speaker 04

  I love that too.

• 1:04:47Andrew Santino?

  But you like the date.

• 1:04:48Speaker 04

  I just don't have toast.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  You don't eat toast?

• 1:04:51Speaker 04

  I have, I more have.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  You know why? Cause bread will mold in your house and you'll be eating fucking a loaf of mold.

• 1:04:56Speaker 04

  Honestly, it's just whatever grows less mold than it's in my house. Like, dates don't really grow mold.

• 1:05:02Andrew Santino?

  No, they don't.

• 1:05:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, so.

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  That's so good. You go to Trader Joe's, you're like, where's a, a long time, where's, what aisle has long time no mold?

• 1:05:09Speaker 04

  I need long time no mold.

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  Me love you long time no mold. Me love you long time no mold. Just give me the aisle that has no mold on it.

• 1:05:16Speaker 04

  Yes, or the least amount.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  You're like my grandmother reincarnated. Cause she was very, she, I swear to God, my grandmother was, you know, a product of, of the depression, so she hoarded everything, saved everything. Um, never threw food away.

• 1:05:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:31Andrew Santino?

  To the point where like my parents would, my, the, my mom, brothers and sisters would have to be like, Mom, you have to throw this away. Like this, you will die if you eat this bowl of soup. Like it's, she would cook soup.

• 1:05:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:42Andrew Santino?

  Eat some of it and then just saran wrap the bowl of soup and then stick it in the fridge for weeks and weeks and weeks. That's not good.

• 1:05:49Speaker 04

  I have a saran wrapped, uh, bowl of raspberries in my freezer.

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  Just finish, well freezer's fine. Freezer's I'm okay with.

• 1:05:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:56Andrew Santino?

  Cause freezer, once it's frozen, you're, you can, you're fine for a long time. But she'll just put it in the fridge. She'll keep shit in the fridge. It'll spoil within a week and then it's just like.

• 1:06:03Speaker 04

  And she's like, I need it still.

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  She'll eat it. She would eat it. She'd eat shit all the time. My grandmother, as a kid, we'd joke around. She'd be like, go get, you guys want pop? Like, yeah, we want, pop is what we call Coke in the Midwest.

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  We call it that in Canada too.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  You call pop?

• 1:06:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, we say pop.

• 1:06:16Andrew Santino?

  God bless. God is good.

• 1:06:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  In the Midwest, we say pop. So my grandma would be like, you guys want pop? Pop's in the garage. So we go down there and we know, I know what she did. She would collect the two liter bottles from before and, and marry them. So when you'd open it up, you would, we would take a, like a vote on like, who thinks that, how long the would be when you opened it? And most of them, it would just be like, you, you crack it and go, like it was barely. Like, you know what I mean? Like, this was, there was no fizz left.

• 1:06:44Speaker 04

  It's just flat.

• 1:06:45Andrew Santino?

  All flat Coke.

• 1:06:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:46Andrew Santino?

  I don't think my grandmother ever had a non-flat Coke in the garage.

• 1:06:49Speaker 04

  That's hilarious.

• 1:06:50Andrew Santino?

  I never had a non-flat soda at my grandmother's house. My whole childhood.

• 1:06:54Speaker 04

  That's so funny.

• 1:06:55Andrew Santino?

  Because she wouldn't have cans, because that was expensive, it was a waste of money. So she'd buy the two-liter ones that were discount, you know?

• 1:07:00Speaker 04

  I did that as a kid, too.

• 1:07:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:02Speaker 04

  We would keep it forever.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  Forever.

• 1:07:04Speaker 04

  And it would just be, I'd just have a flat, you know?

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  And there's so, dude, pop when it's flat is so gross. It's the fucking worst.

• 1:07:10Speaker 04

  It's disgusting.

• 1:07:10Andrew Santino?

  It's weird, but why the fuzzies make it so good?

• 1:07:13Speaker 04

  It, that's the whole thing, that's 90% of the pop.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  But is the fuzzy too spicy for you sometimes?

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  A little bit. I do scrunch my face, I'm like, ooh.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  And my grandma would never have the name brand, it was the Shasta.

• 1:07:24Andrew Santino?

  Shasta, we always had, yeah, we always had, yeah. RC Cola was big in her house, because you know RC Cola? That was like an American side. That was like, that was like Pepsi and Coke's, like, little cousin, was like, oh god, let them come over if, you know? Because it was, I think, I remember seeing the labels were like 89 or 99 cents for a two-liter bottle. Which I thought was, it was like, back in the day, I was like, oh man, that's so cheap. Because a can of Coke was a dollar. So you got a two-liter of RC for 89 cents.

• 1:07:52Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:07:53Andrew Santino?

  But my, but my, uh, um, but god bless my grandmother, I loved her so much. But she was like you, she would save everything, she would eat finicky stuff, small, weird meals.

• 1:08:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:02Andrew Santino?

  You are my grand, maybe you're my grandmother.

• 1:08:04Speaker 04

  Aww.

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  I thought about her last night, too, and I, and here you are today, maybe this is a calling.

• 1:08:08Speaker 04

  I'm her, and now I'm your daughter.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  And tell me what you wanted to tell me, you came back to tell me something through this body, Grandma, what did you come back to say to me?

• 1:08:15Speaker 04

  Adopt the Chinese girl.

• 1:08:20Andrew Santino?

  You got it.

• 1:08:21Speaker 04

  Yay.

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  I love you, Nana. Um, I'm gonna call you Nana from now on, you're gonna be my Nana now.

• 1:08:25Speaker 04

  What a fun relationship we have.

• 1:08:27Andrew Santino?

  Is Nana, is Nana sound close to a word in Chinese?

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, it sounds like, uh, na na, uh, it sounds like you're asking where.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  What is where, what's the word for where?

• 1:08:37Speaker 04

  Na, na.

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  Na na?

• 1:08:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:39Andrew Santino?

  Na na?

• 1:08:39Speaker 04

  Na.

• 1:08:40Andrew Santino?

  Na?

• 1:08:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:40Andrew Santino?

  Na, just sounds like you're saying no in Australian, na?

• 1:08:43Speaker 04

  That's true, yeah.

• 1:08:44Andrew Santino?

  Say it again?

• 1:08:45Speaker 04

  Na.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  Na?

• 1:08:46Speaker 04

  Na.

• 1:08:47Andrew Santino?

  That's Nana. You're my Nana.

• 1:08:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:50Andrew Santino?

  You're my Where Where.

• 1:08:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, Where Where, where is it?

• 1:08:52Andrew Santino?

  Where.

• 1:08:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, here, here, I'm here.

• 1:08:53Andrew Santino?

  You need to teach me.

• 1:08:54Speaker 04

  Nana's here.

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  When we go, so here's the deal, I'm gonna take you for Mexican food.

• 1:08:57Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm, yay.

• 1:08:58Andrew Santino?

  I wanna change your perception of this, cuz I don't, I can't have this shit, this fucking pisses me off. So I'm taking you for Mexican food, then you'll owe me dumplings when I go up there.

• 1:09:04Speaker 04

  Yay, yeah, that's fun.

• 1:09:06Andrew Santino?

  That'll, that'll level us out, cuz I need to change your idea of good Mexican.

• 1:09:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I just haven't had it, but, yeah.

• 1:09:12Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna, we're gonna change it.

• 1:09:13Speaker 04

  Bobby took me to the, uh, Trajo's Tacos.

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  Mm, dude, fuck it.

• 1:09:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:17Andrew Santino?

  I love Danny Trajo.

• 1:09:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  He's one of our dogs, he's been on the show, he's the man. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm taking you to a fucking spot.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  An actual place.

• 1:09:26Andrew Santino?

  A stand.

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:09:27Andrew Santino?

  Like, you know, have you ever, where do you live, you live on the east side?

• 1:09:29Speaker 04

  Koreatown.

• 1:09:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you do?

• 1:09:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:30Andrew Santino?

  God bless. I like you even more.

• 1:09:32Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  Uh, but if you lived in Chinatown, I'm not going down there, you know that.

• 1:09:35Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm not going to Chinatown.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  Chinatown down here is like, it's like Disney-built, it's weird, it feels phony. No, I hate it.

• 1:09:41Speaker 04

  It feels like a...

• 1:09:42Andrew Santino?

  We have the worst Chinatown for some reason, in a city filled with Chinese.

• 1:09:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, I, I don't get it.

• 1:09:47Speaker 04

  But the real Chinese people are in Alhambra.

• 1:09:50Andrew Santino?

  Alhambra, yeah, out east.

• 1:09:51Speaker 04

  Out east, yeah.

• 1:09:52Andrew Santino?

  My friend's parents live out there, and she's always like, that's, you wanna get the best bomb-ass Chinese food?

• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  You have to go way east.

• 1:09:58Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:09:58Andrew Santino?

  That's where they all live.

• 1:09:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  They're smart, cuz they can get more bang for their buck, and they created a good community. Once again, the Chinese fucking doing it.

• 1:10:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:05Andrew Santino?

  These guys are non-stop. They're number one.

• 1:10:08Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:10:08Andrew Santino?

  And I'm gonna keep saying that in case they take over.

• 1:10:10Speaker 04

  Fuck, yeah.

• 1:10:11Andrew Santino?

  And teach me, teach me how to say, "I'm on your team" in Chinese.

• 1:10:14Speaker 04

  我，我是...

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  我是...

• 1:10:17Speaker 04

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  Like, or "I'm with you," whatever that would mean, it was like, I'm, you're...

• 1:10:20Speaker 04

  我跟你们.

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  我跟你们.

• 1:10:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  我跟你们. I'm gonna say that to everywhere I go. 我跟你们.

• 1:10:28Speaker 04

  That's great.

• 1:10:28Andrew Santino?

  Is that good?

• 1:10:29Speaker 04

  That's great.

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I wanna learn Chinese so bad.

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  And they'll get such a kick out of it. Cuz you're white, and then...

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm very, I'm like the white.

• 1:10:36Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:10:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:37Speaker 04

  Like, if you go to Chi... Have you been to China?

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  No, but when I go to Ja... I've been to Japan, and I go to Japan, and they can't fucking believe I'm real.

• 1:10:43Speaker 04

  Yes, exactly, no, but in Chi... everywhere, anywhere you go in Asia, they'll ask to take pictures with you, just cuz you have red hair.

• 1:10:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because I look like nobody, ever.

• 1:10:52Speaker 04

  Yes, exactly.

• 1:10:52Andrew Santino?

  But the white skin thing, I know they get shocked by white-skinned people, like, when you go way out, you know, in China. China, but the red hair thing, I've been told by friends, they're like, it's insane.

• 1:11:01Speaker 04

  That's really special.

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  Like, they'll think, they'll think that I'm Prince Harry.

• 1:11:05Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:11:05Andrew Santino?

  Like, they'll think I'm royalty.

• 1:11:06Speaker 04

  Everyone's gonna take, wanna take a picture with you, and they'll give you food and money, anything.

• 1:11:11Andrew Santino?

  Say the phrase again?

• 1:11:12Speaker 04

  我跟你们.

• 1:11:13Andrew Santino?

  我跟你们? I'm gonna say that everywhere I go.

• 1:11:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  Um, okay, look, um, we're, we're, we're running on a time, and I appreciate you coming by, I don't wanna keep you anymore. Um, are you on tour right now?

• 1:11:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm on tour right now.

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  All right, plug these dates, tell the kids where you are, or where you're gonna be in 2025, I guess, cuz this year's done.

• 1:11:30Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, Salt Lake City.

• 1:11:32Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah, wise guys?

• 1:11:33Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:11:34Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 1:11:34Speaker 04

  Uh, Houston, I'm in some other places, I forgot, but it's on my, on my website, andreajin.com.

• 1:11:41Andrew Santino?

  Andreajin.com, we'll put the link in the description down below, so you can check her out.

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:11:45Andrew Santino?

  Very funny, I'm excited to see you continue to rise in the comedy community.

• 1:11:48Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  Um, big fan of, uh, big fan of Asians in comedy, so, trying to promote. This is what I do, when someone's like, who is he helping? Asians, mostly.

• 1:11:57Speaker 04

  Mostly Korean.

• 1:11:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and I'm gonna help them, but no, I'm shifting over to Chinese. I'm shifting over to Chinese. We end the episode the same way, you look into that camera right there, and you say one word or a phrase that you feel encompasses the episode. Used to be a word, but also it could be a word of wisdom, could be something in Chinese, whatever you want, in that camera.

• 1:12:16Speaker 04

  Which, that one?

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  This one right there, that one looking at you.

• 1:12:18Speaker 04

  Okay, okay. Rape? No, no, no, no, no, just kidding.

• 1:12:29Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, yeah, that's so funny, we might have to leave it.