Kristen Kish asks about questionable food opinions

Kristen Kish of Traitors and Top Chef asks Handsome a delicious question about bad food opinions on a gourmet-quality Handsome pod! Plus Fortune's throwback hairdo, Mae's house nearly burning down, and an alarmingly hilarious end to the episode! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepod and Hulu https://www.hulu.com/series/b583d0bc-eeb0-4560-8b2b-5c8ae0248a19?play=false&utm_source=shared_linkThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:05Mae Martin?

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• 1:49Tig Notaro?

  Cheers. Welcome to the Handsome Pod. It's Tig Notaro, sitting here with my co-host.

• 1:55Mae Martin?

  Mae Martin.

• 1:57Tig Notaro?

  And Fortune Feimster.

• 1:59Fortune Feimster?

  Handsome.

• 2:00Mae Martin?

  We're handsome.

• 2:02Tig Notaro?

  We are handsome. We talk like this.

• 2:05Fortune Feimster?

  I just took a shower. Do you like my slicked back hair like I'm in The Outsiders?

• 2:11Tig Notaro?

  Yes, except you're inside.

• 2:13Fortune Feimster?

  Pony boy.

• 2:14Mae Martin?

  I love it. And then I saw, I mean Tig, you won't have seen this because you're not on Instagram, but I saw that Fortune posted a picture of her with straight hair. And it is something to see. It is something to behold.

• 2:26Tig Notaro?

  Well, can you pull it up, Thomas, and give me a peek see? And why is it recent that you had straight hair?

• 2:34Fortune Feimster?

  It was for Kenan Thompson's sitcom. So this would have been like 2020.

• 2:40Tig Notaro?

  And that's how your hair was on the show?

• 2:43Fortune Feimster?

  Straightened it. So.

• 2:44Mae Martin?

  And Fortune was like, should I bring this back? Should I do this again?

• 2:48Fortune Feimster?

  It was like a, they straightened it and it was kind of a mullet.

• 2:51Tig Notaro?

  And it was every time you were on the show?

• 2:53Fortune Feimster?

  Every time. There I am.

• 2:55Mae Martin?

  Wait.

• 2:58Fortune Feimster?

  There it was. There it is. Right there.

• 3:00Tig Notaro?

  Oh, that is good looking.

• 3:05Fortune Feimster?

  It was a lot on my hair, though. It doesn't like to be straightened every, like, every day.

• 3:11Mae Martin?

  It takes a lot of heat and pressure.

• 3:13Fortune Feimster?

  Takes a lot of heat. And these curls are like screaming at me.

• 3:17Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 3:18Fortune Feimster?

  But they thought it was hilarious.

• 3:20Tig Notaro?

  Who, the listener or your followers?

• 3:23Fortune Feimster?

  No, the show. That's why they, it was their idea, not mine, to have that hair.

• 3:30Tig Notaro?

  And what brought it up for you to put it on your Instagram?

• 3:34Fortune Feimster?

  Every now and then I'll do like a throwback to a show that I did. And that hair style made me laugh, so.

• 3:43Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 3:43Fortune Feimster?

  Just wanted to give it a little moment.

• 3:45Tig Notaro?

  And your followers were delighted?

• 3:50Fortune Feimster?

  May was delighted, which is all I long for. And, um, you know, some people were like, that's hilarious. Bring it back. Other people are like, don't ever do that again. That's terrible.

• 4:02Mae Martin?

  And then there probably, there's a contingent of people who have that hair that are like, great, that looks great.

• 4:07Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Yeah. What's the problem? See myself in you.

• 4:12Tig Notaro?

  That's for sure. How that person talks.

• 4:14Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 4:15Mae Martin?

  Well, you're not gonna believe this. I just, I just woke up. I slept from 11:00 PM until noon today.

• 4:24Fortune Feimster?

  You're a terrible cowboy.

• 4:26Mae Martin?

  I have not been able to do that in like years. And normally I can't, like I just wake up, but someone, I was deep out because there was a lot of drama at Casa Cowboy.

• 4:38Fortune Feimster?

  I was gonna say, is there emotional stuff?

• 4:43Mae Martin?

  I get so emotional, baby. That's like my theme song.

• 4:48Fortune Feimster?

  What happened?

• 4:50Mae Martin?

  Well, I mean, it's not actually funny, but I, so I, I was having a massage. I get out, I got a text from

• 4:56Fortune Feimster?

  Uh oh.

• 4:56Mae Martin?

  my friend Matt. Oh no, not a horny massage.

• 4:59Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, not a horny massage. Okay. A regular, a regular rejuvenation.

• 5:04Mae Martin?

  Exactly. Very platonic massage. And I get out and I have a text from my roommate, Matt, who lives here. And he's like, uh, hey buddy, are you home? And I'm walking up to my house and there's a fire truck and

• 5:17Fortune Feimster?

  Your house fell off the mountain. I thought he was gonna say the guest house fell off the mountain.

• 5:22Mae Martin?

  Hey buddy, you up? Uh, no, but the brush beside my house like had lit, I mean, had gone up and it almost reached my wooden gate. And this is the second time it happened like a week ago, but a smaller version. I guess there's unhoused people that live in the brush there and they

• 5:41Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 5:41Mae Martin?

  were cooking something.

• 5:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 5:43Mae Martin?

  But this time it really, three palm trees went up. Then the firemen came, two of the firemen had to go to hospital. One smoke inhalation and one got like an allergic reaction to a plant. Anyway, it was wild and

• 5:58Fortune Feimster?

  What the heck?

• 6:00Mae Martin?

  And before the fire truck got there, like we were just taking little buckets of water. Well, they left and then it was still on fire. We were, we didn't know what to do. We called them back. It was so crazy and so close to my house. Like, I can't even tell you.

• 6:13Fortune Feimster?

  You were able to reach where the flames were with your little buckets of water?

• 6:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's right. It's right there.

• 6:19Tig Notaro?

  I don't even understand how an unhoused person could even spend any time back there. Cause there's a cliff.

• 6:27Mae Martin?

  There's a little, there's, it's like three feet probably on one section in the brush, but now it's all burned out. And the crazy thing is, so I was, after the fire trucks left, I was like, Dumped in water because it was still smoking.

• 6:40Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 6:41Mae Martin?

  Because they had got it out and then it kind of came back alive.

• 6:43Fortune Feimster?

  That's what happened with the Palisades fire. It like laid dormant for a week.

• 6:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah, for a week. Oh, fuck. Okay. But then my neighbor came out and he was like, yeah, it's an arsonist. I saw a guy with a lighter.

• 6:56Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 6:57Mae Martin?

  Come and do it. And he said, it's the third time recently. And he said, I saw this guy.

• 7:02Fortune Feimster?

  May.

• 7:03Mae Martin?

  I know, I'm really freaked out.

• 7:04Fortune Feimster?

  That's bad.

• 7:05Mae Martin?

  And I went, I called them back. And I was like, the neighbor saw a guy lighting it and they were like,

• 7:11Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 7:11Mae Martin?

  If you see him again, call, call the police. But yeah, pretty freaky, scary.

• 7:16Fortune Feimster?

  That is terrifying. Things get out of hand.

• 7:19Mae Martin?

  I know. So I've ordered like a big hose.

• 7:21Fortune Feimster?

  So your body was like, there's an arsonist behind the house. I'm going to sleep.

• 7:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, my body was like, well, goodbye.

• 7:29Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:30Mae Martin?

  I don't want to be here for this. I didn't come here for this.

• 7:33Fortune Feimster?

  Wake me up when this nightmare is over.

• 7:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Seriously, yeah. So I just.

• 7:37Fortune Feimster?

  That is really scary.

• 7:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I know. There's something really unsettling about an arsonist. It's.

• 7:43Fortune Feimster?

  And it's very dry in California. And California can just go up and smoke at any second.

• 7:48Mae Martin?

  I know. I know. It's so dry.

• 7:51Fortune Feimster?

  I don't understand this, that crazy ass compulsion to do that.

• 7:55Mae Martin?

  Well, I heard of.

• 7:56Fortune Feimster?

  There's a sexual component. Fires have been started by arsonists.

• 8:00Mae Martin?

  Apparently, a big part of it is like a fire fetish, like wanting to. And then when we were putting the buckets on it, I kept thinking, is there someone like watching us somewhere, like watching the reaction and enjoying it? So that was really creepy. So I'm not really sure what to do because.

• 8:16Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 8:16Mae Martin?

  Can you like coat your house in some anti-fire spell?

• 8:21Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, I mean, I don't know. Just from watching all the fire footage for the two weeks last, when was that? Two years ago?

• 8:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 8:31Fortune Feimster?

  Some people buy one of those, there's like a sprinkler on a stand that like they put on their roofs and stuff. I mean, but that's like.

• 8:40Mae Martin?

  I bought four fire blankets, two extinguishers and one big hose.

• 8:45Tig Notaro?

  Did you use the fire blankets for your nap?

• 8:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah, then I got real cozy under them. They were so cozy.

• 8:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it seems like something, I mean, I would join forces with your assistant and do a massive Google up about what the hell to do because I would, that's really concerning. And so Matt was home when that happened?

• 9:10Mae Martin?

  Thank God. Yeah. I mean, yeah. So he was freaking out. His text was very calm though. Hey buddy.

• 9:17Fortune Feimster?

  Hey buddy. A little fire on the hill.

• 9:20Tig Notaro?

  Are you also on fire?

• 9:22Mae Martin?

  But I really thought, when I saw the fireman, I thought, they are, you know, I have like a bit of a distrust of police, like a healthy distrust. I was like, firemen, fuck, they, they're just doing it to do it.

• 9:35Tig Notaro?

  They're headed towards danger.

• 9:38Mae Martin?

  To save others.

• 9:39Tig Notaro?

  The time. That's why Tig has a fireman fantasy fetish.

• 9:44Mae Martin?

  Dude, I get it.

• 9:45Tig Notaro?

  For firemen.

• 9:46Mae Martin?

  Well, the one that had the smoke inhalation, he took off his shirt at one point and I gotta say.

• 9:52Tig Notaro?

  You got horny.

• 9:53Mae Martin?

  He was ripped. It was, I, I was like.

• 9:55Fortune Feimster?

  You yell at him. Do you give massages?

• 9:58Tig Notaro?

  And how was his face? Was it, um, mustache?

• 10:02Mae Martin?

  Rugged and handsome. No, to be honest, he looked about 21. He was like baby face, hairless, ripped chest. Not to objectify him, but.

• 10:10Tig Notaro?

  But he wasn't, uh, he wasn't handsome at all?

• 10:12Mae Martin?

  Oh, he was deeply handsome. Yeah.

• 10:14Tig Notaro?

  Oh, he was? Okay.

• 10:15Mae Martin?

  And kind. Yeah.

• 10:16Fortune Feimster?

  Deeply handsome fella.

• 10:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:20Mae Martin?

  Anyway, so that's my drama, but I slept really well, which is, it's weird that that's the night that I slept.

• 10:25Tig Notaro?

  Very odd. Very odd. You just bought you a house right in the woods and on a, on a ledge? I know. We thought for sure you had purchased a safe home.

• 10:39Fortune Feimster?

  I for the record told May, don't do it.

• 10:42Mae Martin?

  I remember you did.

• 10:43Fortune Feimster?

  Let the record show.

• 10:45Mae Martin?

  Well, I'm hoping now I can tell the city. I'm pressuring them a lot. I think I can say it's a fire hazard. Like if, cause if that had been covered by concrete, that wouldn't have happened. You know, but it's all just dry brush. But yeah. Yeah, weird, weird times. LA is weird.

• 11:02Fortune Feimster?

  Hello, city. It's Mae Martin.

• 11:04Tig Notaro?

  Do you like LA, May?

• 11:06Mae Martin?

  I love it, but I don't. Yeah, I do. I love it, but.

• 11:10Fortune Feimster?

  But it has a little danger to it.

• 11:12Mae Martin?

  You know me.

• 11:14Tig Notaro?

  And so do you prefer it over London or Toronto or?

• 11:18Mae Martin?

  I loved London, but I think 12 years, I, I think I had done my time there. I just, one morning was like.

• 11:24Tig Notaro?

  Is it all the rain?

• 11:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And being there during COVID and it was like, the sky was so low and gray and I just was dumb. But, but LA is pretty wild. I mean, the constant, like, well, the big one's coming. Who lives in a city where people say that? That's crazy.

• 11:43Fortune Feimster?

  They've been saying it for 23 years.

• 11:45Tig Notaro?

  Which means it's really a coming. 25 years now.

• 11:49Fortune Feimster?

  It is really a coming. Trying to think when the last big, big one, was it Northridge?

• 11:53Tig Notaro?

  I think so.

• 11:54Fortune Feimster?

  I can't remember what year that one was.

• 11:56Tig Notaro?

  I believe it was Northridge.

• 11:57Fortune Feimster?

  Longer than 25. Oh, 94, then ooh.

• 12:00Mae Martin?

  I think in my, in my future.

• 12:05Mae Martin?

  In my future, I'm, I'm gonna go out to the woods one day and just live like a hermit, but.

• 12:10Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, just make sure they're not on fire.

• 12:12Mae Martin?

  Like Henry David Thoreau.

• 12:14Tig Notaro?

  Do you have that fire app?

• 12:16Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 12:16Fortune Feimster?

  Oh yeah, you should get Watchduty.

• 12:18Tig Notaro?

  And it's, it's in your backyard.

• 12:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm looking at it.

• 12:21Tig Notaro?

  You see like the biggest fire, you're like, oh.

• 12:22Mae Martin?

  It's right behind me.

• 12:24Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Uh, I, I, you know, I have trouble sleeping. Uh, it's getting better though. And, um, I was in Toronto working, I think it was on season one and I don't know, I was not on fire. My apartment building was not on fire, but for some reason. I guess it was just pure exhaustion. I slept for over 12 hours.

• 12:48Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 12:49Tig Notaro?

  And I woke up so confused.

• 12:52Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 12:52Tig Notaro?

  I was like, what? It made absolutely no sense because at that point, like two years ago, I was going on like three hours on average.

• 13:02Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, geez.

• 13:03Tig Notaro?

  And now I'm up to like five to seven on average, which I would say five and a half to seven, which is so much better.

• 13:12Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 13:12Tig Notaro?

  I can work with that.

• 13:14Fortune Feimster?

  Betty White used to sleep for four hours a night.

• 13:18Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 13:18Fortune Feimster?

  Really?

• 13:19Tig Notaro?

  So.

• 13:19Fortune Feimster?

  If she could do it, Tig can do it.

• 13:21Tig Notaro?

  And I'm, I'm getting better all the time. Like I'm, I'm really working on it and it's, it's, it's showing some results.

• 13:30Fortune Feimster?

  Because you, at night, you're like lighting a candle.

• 13:33Tig Notaro?

  No, I don't want the place to burn down.

• 13:36Fortune Feimster?

  Getting yourself in the mood.

• 13:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 13:39Mae Martin?

  Well, I think it's partly, it's the first time in a long time that I knew that I didn't have anything until 1:15 the next day. So my brain let me, you know?

• 13:50Fortune Feimster?

  Right.

• 13:51Tig Notaro?

  How interesting.

• 13:52Mae Martin?

  I don't know, but I feel like a human being again. But also maybe the tiredness takes the edge off the anxiety because you're just a little out of it. So now I'm, now I'm, I'm lucid, I'm present and I'm anxious as hell.

• 14:06Fortune Feimster?

  You're like, May is back.

• 14:08Mae Martin?

  I'm back.

• 14:09Fortune Feimster?

  Fully, uh, full of energy to be anxious.

• 14:13Mae Martin?

  Ready for the Canada Qatar World Cup game.

• 14:17Fortune Feimster?

  Ooh, when's that?

• 14:17Mae Martin?

  Thomas, are you pumped?

• 14:18Fortune Feimster?

  Tonight?

• 14:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's in a couple hours.

• 14:20Speaker 04

  Three o'clock, yeah.

• 14:21Fortune Feimster?

  Whoa, oh, that's right. Well, my show's starting.

• 14:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, where are you? I was gonna ask. I don't know this curtain.

• 14:28Fortune Feimster?

  I am. This curtain is unknown. I'm in Portland, Maine.

• 14:33Tig Notaro?

  Right near my brother.

• 14:35Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah?

• 14:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, my brother lives right outside of Portland, Maine.

• 14:39Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I'm doing two shows here, two nights, which is rare to be in a city for two nights.

• 14:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 14:45Fortune Feimster?

  It's also gay pride weekend, so lots of gay flags around here.

• 14:49Tig Notaro?

  Oh, nice.

• 14:50Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna eat a lobster roll. Pretty stoked about that.

• 14:54Tig Notaro?

  You got to.

• 14:55Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I almost said something really dirty.

• 15:00Tig Notaro?

  What did you almost? I'm taking my earbuds out.

• 15:04Fortune Feimster?

  I almost said, I'm gonna go down on a lobster roll.

• 15:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah, just go to town on that thing.

• 15:12Tig Notaro?

  Thomas, can you wave when it's safe for me to put my ear bloods in?

• 15:17Fortune Feimster?

  I think because Tig gets so worked up about it.

• 15:20Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie, whatever you said.

• 15:23Fortune Feimster?

  It makes me want to do it more because I'm not, I don't really talk dirty that much, except for I do use Zord Cooter a lot.

• 15:30Tig Notaro?

  Um, yeah. Do you use that romantically?

• 15:34Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, like I can't wait to touch your cooter.

• 15:38Fortune Feimster?

  You got the most beautiful cooter in the world.

• 15:40Tig Notaro?

  You got that nice cooter.

• 15:43Fortune Feimster?

  No, that, that word cannot be romantic. No, it really can't.

• 15:48Tig Notaro?

  I don't know with you, Fortune Marie. I honestly don't.

• 15:52Mae Martin?

  It's true, though. I, I sometimes find myself like it's, it is enjoyable to scandalize you guys sometimes.

• 15:59Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you do a good job of it as well, my friend. I have clutched my pearls several times with some of your stories.

• 16:07Tig Notaro?

  I haven't done it once.

• 16:08Mae Martin?

  You haven't scandalized us?

• 16:11Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 16:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 16:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, you need to step, step up your game. No, no. I am the senior citizen of the girls. I have to set a good example.

• 16:21Fortune Feimster?

  That's true. That's true.

• 16:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I gotta get my little duckies in a row and say, come on, little quack quacks. Yeah. This way.

• 16:28Mae Martin?

  Let's keep it in line.

• 16:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, let's keep it clean. Let's keep it in line. Let's go little quack quacks.

• 16:33Fortune Feimster?

  I'm the middle child over here.

• 16:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you are. Actually, I wonder if we do fall into those roles, like.

• 16:39Fortune Feimster?

  Those tropes?

• 16:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 16:40Fortune Feimster?

  Tig has, Tig has oldest sibling energy with the pod for sure.

• 16:45Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 16:45Tig Notaro?

  Why? Because I get my little quack quacks in line?

• 16:49Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 16:51Tig Notaro?

  That's what I call Max and Finn. And how cute is that?

• 16:54Fortune Feimster?

  It's really cute.

• 16:55Tig Notaro?

  Come on, my little quack quacks. Especially when we're crossing the street on a crosswalk. That's where it really comes from is like, come on, little quack quacks. Let's get across that street.

• 17:05Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it moving.

• 17:05Tig Notaro?

  Keep it moving, quack quacks.

• 17:11Mae Martin?

  I love when someone's a street crossing guard. Is that what they're called?

• 17:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 17:16Mae Martin?

  And my favorite is when it's a street that doesn't really need that. Like it has a stoplight and, you know, and they, and when people take such pride in that role. And I love to, I love to say, good morning, thank you. And then.

• 17:29Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, Toronto has a lot of those and I would chat with those cross, crossing guards.

• 17:34Tig Notaro?

  Really?

• 17:35Mae Martin?

  Toronto has a famous one on Queen Street. She likes to dance.

• 17:39Tig Notaro?

  Oh, really?

• 17:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah. She's really a treasure.

• 17:42Tig Notaro?

  You like small talk with a stranger?

• 17:45Fortune Feimster?

  We would chat as they, as they were walking me across the street.

• 17:50Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 17:51Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, sometimes I don't want to brag, they were familiar with my work.

• 17:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, with your straitened hair.

• 18:00Tig Notaro?

  So we were chatting about that, you know what I mean?

• 18:02Mae Martin?

  I, I went to Banff. I just got back from Banff.

• 18:05Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah. I saw your pictures.

• 18:07Mae Martin?

  Banff, what a great word. I know.

• 18:09Tig Notaro?

  It's so good.

• 18:10Fortune Feimster?

  I've never been there.

• 18:12Tig Notaro?

  It's like, Banff is like that kind of word where you're, you start saying it and then all of a sudden your mouth throws all letters at the end.

• 18:19Fortune Feimster?

  Bam.

• 18:20Tig Notaro?

  Bam.

• 18:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 18:21Tig Notaro?

  Bam.

• 18:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 18:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 18:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah. It's so beautiful there. Have you been there, Tig?

• 18:26Tig Notaro?

  I have not.

• 18:27Mae Martin?

  It's like Disney, mountains, rivers. Yeah.

• 18:31Tig Notaro?

  My friends, Shannon and Jason, they went there, they went skiing, I believe, for their honeymoon.

• 18:38Mae Martin?

  It's very romantic and.

• 18:41Tig Notaro?

  They split up too.

• 18:42Mae Martin?

  Oh, great.

• 18:45Mae Martin?

  I.

• 18:46Tig Notaro?

  But they're friends. Everything's fine. Everyone relax.

• 18:49Fortune Feimster?

  That was our follow up question.

• 18:50Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 18:51Mae Martin?

  Good. I was staying in this hotel that's like a castle and it's haunted and

• 18:58Mae Martin?

  first of all, I'd be going in the elevator and I'd hear, hi handsome. Like it happened like three times and it was so nice. And it was just handsome listeners. And then, so I, I met this guy. We had a mutual friend or something and he was like, hey, or yeah, he said, I know Brett Goldstein. And he said, last night I went to a seance in the hotel and he was, I mean, this, the hair on his arm he showed me was standing up, just talking about it. He said, I was holding this like divining rod that they gave me and it was spinning. He showed me videos. He was freaking out. And I was like, wow, I wish I'd been there. A few hours later, I start talking to this guy. He says, yeah, I held a seance here for people last night. And I was like, oh, my God, I heard. And he goes, we tricked them. We pranked them so

• 19:43Mae Martin?

  much. I was like, you're kidding. The guy was convinced. Yeah, he said, we had the lights going. We had these fake, like, sound recording things. I could not believe it.

• 19:54Tig Notaro?

  And, and do you think you would have fallen for it? You would have fallen for it, May, of course.

• 19:59Mae Martin?

  I would have been telling that anecdote on the pod.

• 20:01Fortune Feimster?

  Ghost are real. I'm 110% sure.

• 20:04Tig Notaro?

  And what about you? How would you have handled that fortune?

• 20:08Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I would be like, open to it and a little suspicious.

• 20:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it sounded like it was really well produced, like, and, and the, the hotel is famously haunted. And it sounded like they scared the shit out of these people. They went to all, like, stairwells and were like, I think they made it colder in one stairwell and things like that. Like, they really went to.

• 20:30Tig Notaro?

  I think I would have been open about 25% and suspicious 75. Yeah. Cause I'm always, I'm, I'm interested in, let's, let's see something. I absolutely, I'm in.

• 20:43Fortune Feimster?

  There's usually one cheesy moment where you're like, okay.

• 20:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 20:47Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 20:47Mae Martin?

  Like, they go a little too far.

• 20:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, like, they're, they're killing it. And then suddenly it takes a turn. And you're like, well, I know that's not real.

• 20:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I mean, the seance was hosted by a former Playboy bunny who has a podcast on paranormal activities. So that would have been my first red flag, I think.

• 21:06Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, ghost titties.

• 21:08Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my.

• 21:11Tig Notaro?

  I forgot about yeah, ghosts.

• 21:13Fortune Feimster?

  I have people yell, yeah, ghost during my show, because I make a ghost reference at one point. And I've had several people go, yeah, ghost.

• 21:23Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I would remember it if somebody yelled, yeah, ghost. But just in my day to day, I wouldn't have pulled that up.

• 21:30Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, ghost titties situation.

• 21:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:32Fortune Feimster?

  You weren't in it.

• 21:33Mae Martin?

  I wasn't in it. But did you, do you ever have a thing, guys, where you're on stage and then someone yells like a handsome reference? And then you have to explain it to the rest of the audience? You're like, I do a podcast.

• 21:42Tig Notaro?

  Totally familiar with it.

• 21:45Mae Martin?

  I find it's a mix sometimes.

• 21:46Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, no, for sure. I leave it be. I let it float out there.

• 21:50Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's smart.

• 21:51Fortune Feimster?

  Or I'll say it back to them and just not make a reference to it.

• 21:55Mae Martin?

  Right. And just move on.

• 21:56Fortune Feimster?

  Like, when they go.

• 21:56Tig Notaro?

  I can go either way.

• 21:58Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah, ghosts. I go, yeah, ghosts. And just keep going.

• 22:01Tig Notaro?

  There's some people in the audience where it's like, you're a little too eager to talk.

• 22:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 22:06Tig Notaro?

  And so you have to kind of, I do, I feel like I have to steer clear else they'll, you know.

• 22:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah, get to.

• 22:14Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, get a little too.

• 22:16Mae Martin?

  I always go, I always forget, like you said, that most of the audience might be familiar. So someone goes like, May Marie or something. And then I spend 10 minutes going, oh, I have a podcast. And Tig Notaro is also on it. And Fortune sometimes says things that Tig has to say.

• 22:31Tig Notaro?

  Thomas is the producer and he.

• 22:36Mae Martin?

  We're now on Hulu, but.

• 22:37Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, you can stream us a day earlier. And so of course, this is also a May fact. And, um, yeah.

• 22:46Mae Martin?

  So Tig, have you been home quite a bit? Are you settled?

• 22:49Tig Notaro?

  I got home like four days ago, maybe.

• 22:53Mae Martin?

  And I guess the boys are on summer break, right?

• 22:56Tig Notaro?

  I got home three days ago. Yes. And they're doing sports camps. Like they each did a week.

• 23:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 23:06Tig Notaro?

  You know, like Max did, yeah, Max did a week of volleyball camp. And, um, yes. Oh my gosh. So cute.

• 23:17Mae Martin?

  Do they lower the net for these kids?

• 23:19Tig Notaro?

  Well, here's the cute part.

• 23:22Mae Martin?

  Don't tell me there's no net.

• 23:24Tig Notaro?

  No, there is. But he was so excited for volleyball camp. And he had never played in his life, but it was something he was convinced was his new passion. And he shows up, Stephanie drops him off and, um, well, the rest of the class was 12, 13 year old girls. With iced coffee and hair down to their waist and wearing Ugg boots.

• 23:49Mae Martin?

  What? Iced coffee. Quite a departure.

• 23:55Tig Notaro?

  And yeah, Stephanie was like, how is um, she was like, oh my god, oh my god, these like, young girls are showing up, but um,

• 24:05Mae Martin?

  Cause is it one of those like age, age nine to 13 and then

• 24:10Tig Notaro?

  Something, I don't really, yeah, yeah, it was all, all girls. Um, well, I guess there's one little boy that was his age, but um, she was like, and you'd have to know him, but she was like, uh, how was volleyball camp? And he goes, well, I um, ate my lunch in a hole I dug.

• 24:27Mae Martin?

  Oh my god.

• 24:33Tig Notaro?

  So cute.

• 24:33Mae Martin?

  I ate my lunch in a hole I dug.

• 24:35Tig Notaro?

  Hole I dug. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:37Mae Martin?

  Oh my god.

• 24:38Tig Notaro?

  So um, yeah, and then Matt Finn has been going to baseball camp this week. I mean, I'm sorry, basketball. And um, yeah, but uh, it's good. It's, things are good.

• 24:50Mae Martin?

  I love what the things kids say.

• 24:54Tig Notaro?

  That like, all of this interest in volleyball, then it's like, well, I ate my whole, my, I ate my lunch in a hole I dug. Okay, good. So it went well.

• 25:03Mae Martin?

  Oh my god, picturing him digging that hole and then settling in there.

• 25:07Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 25:08Fortune Feimster?

  Do you think that the two of them like, because you and Stephanie are both funny, but you have a different sense of humor in certain ways. So do your boys pick up on one of y'alls styles yet?

• 25:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 25:22Tig Notaro?

  I mean, Max is very dry. Okay. He's very dry.

• 25:26Mae Martin?

  But intentionally, like, he's trying to be funny, but he's dry. Okay.

• 25:31Tig Notaro?

  And he is funny.

• 25:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 25:32Tig Notaro?

  And he wasn't trying to be funny about his lunch that he ate in the hole that he dug. That's just his personality. Um, but yeah, he's very, very dry. And I talk on stage about how he was born 60 years old. And um, you know, um, just like when he talks and he's not being funny, he, he's just

• 25:56Tig Notaro?

  He just, his delivery is just, it's just so, it's accidentally funny, you know? Yeah. And then when he's being funny, it's, it's, the delivery is really there. That's really good. Like today, when I was walking through the dining room, there's this box with an award I had gotten for Star Trek. And, and he was like, hey, Mayor, or no, was it him? Oh, yeah, yeah, Max, he goes, hey, Mayor, what, what's in this box? And I said, oh, just an award I won. And he goes, oh, yeah, no big deal. I just won an award, you know? Like, like, you know, he gets it and he's, he's just, um, yeah, just like making those kinds of

• 26:40Tig Notaro?

  comments to me as I'm walking off, heading upstairs to record. I'm like, you know, Max, it's no big deal. I'm just like a big star. I gotta go record handsome. Just like everybody else. Yeah, just like everybody else. I'm just getting awards. One leg in at a time.

• 26:53Mae Martin?

  That's so good.

• 26:54Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 26:55Mae Martin?

  And then just been of a different sense of humor?

• 26:57Tig Notaro?

  Well, you know, he said something last night that Stephanie and I thought was so funny. He's kind of funny more accidentally because he's such a little character. And, but he, he, it was such a funny observation. I said something like, oh, God, I forgot I have a show tonight. And, and then he goes, that's so funny. He was like, you're saying, oh, I forgot I have a show tonight. And then there's people that like bought tickets and they're excited to go to your show. And you're like, oh, I forgot I have a show tonight. You know? So like the thought that he like, he imagined both sides of that. And it's not that I wasn't looking forward to my show. I mean, obviously I forgot, but that, doesn't that happen during your day?

• 27:42Tig Notaro?

  You'll be like, oh, I have a show tonight. For sure. And so he was teasing me about how casual I was about that. And he was like, there's people that like bought tickets and they're excited to see you. And you're like, oh, I forgot I have a show tonight. And so, yeah, that was, that was really funny. Yeah, he's, he's definitely just an amusing character. Yeah. For sure. Cause he's very type A, very on it, very organized, very everything. And we just marvel over. His, his, uh.

• 28:15Mae Martin?

  Organization.

• 28:16Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And like if somebody's like, what's your favorite meal? And he's like, oh, kale and water.

• 28:21Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God. You're joking. Kale and water. Kale and water.

• 28:26Tig Notaro?

  Sir, I am not.

• 28:27Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God. We must be cooking that kale nicely.

• 28:31Tig Notaro?

  It's raw.

• 28:32Mae Martin?

  No.

• 28:33Fortune Feimster?

  Sir, it is raw. Raw kale?

• 28:35Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it is raw. I mean, it's massaged. It's softened.

• 28:39Mae Martin?

  Oh, thank God.

• 28:40Fortune Feimster?

  A horny massage?

• 28:41Tig Notaro?

  Oh, boy.

• 28:44Tig Notaro?

  And it looks like Mr. Thomas has a little visitor.

• 28:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 28:47Tig Notaro?

  A little doggie on Thomas's lap.

• 28:49Mae Martin?

  Beautiful angel.

• 28:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is a little pup we're fostering. Her name is Honey.

• 28:53Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Honey.

• 28:54Fortune Feimster?

  I was about to say, I was like, I didn't know you had a dog.

• 28:57Mae Martin?

  Look at her. Oh, my God.

• 28:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. I mean, you have a dog.

• 29:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:01Tig Notaro?

  And then one of his dogs passed recently.

• 29:04Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no.

• 29:05Mae Martin?

  That's so nice that you're fostering.

• 29:07Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And so would it help that, um, the pup is on the podcast and maybe somebody can be like, I'd like him.

• 29:14Speaker 04

  I think we're gonna adopt her.

• 29:16Fortune Feimster?

  I was about to say that. I was like, I was like, this dog seems really sweet, well behaved. This dog might not be going anywhere.

• 29:24Speaker 04

  I think we might have to keep her.

• 29:26Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Honey.

• 29:27Mae Martin?

  She is.

• 29:28Fortune Feimster?

  Foster fail.

• 29:30Mae Martin?

  Honey is settling in. Thomas, if you need, if you ever need a dog sitter, I, I want to get into fostering and I want to see what it's like to have a dog around. I would love.

• 29:42Speaker 04

  This place is called Wags and Walks. It's really great.

• 29:44Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I've heard of that place. I miss my doggy so much.

• 29:48Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 29:49Fortune Feimster?

  But that's fine. I'm glad you have a dog.

• 29:54Mae Martin?

  How old is Honey?

• 29:55Speaker 04

  Two.

• 29:57Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, that's a good age.

• 29:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I was thinking like, if I was gonna get a dog, I could get an older dog. Cause I'm away, you know, or, and I'm, I'd be new to it. I don't think I could handle a puppy, but.

• 30:08Fortune Feimster?

  The puppy stage is tough, for sure.

• 30:11Tig Notaro?

  And is Honey beyond that? Is two beyond the puppy stage?

• 30:15Speaker 04

  She's like, got some puppy energy, but she's.

• 30:18Mae Martin?

  It's way better.

• 30:19Speaker 04

  Biting and.

• 30:20Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh. God, she's so cute.

• 30:23Mae Martin?

  Look at her.

• 30:24Fortune Feimster?

  What kind of dog is that?

• 30:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 30:25Tig Notaro?

  A cat?

• 30:26Speaker 04

  Terrier mix.

• 30:27Fortune Feimster?

  A what?

• 30:28Speaker 04

  She's a terrier mix.

• 30:29Fortune Feimster?

  A terrier, right? She's.

• 30:31Mae Martin?

  She is a real dog, like she is classic dog.

• 30:35Fortune Feimster?

  I can see the terrier, but I see something else in there.

• 30:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 30:38Fortune Feimster?

  Is it May? Yeah, the, the face does not match the terrier, but the body does.

• 30:46Tig Notaro?

  Well, what a sweet little pup.

• 30:48Mae Martin?

  I would love to.

• 30:50Fortune Feimster?

  That was a little treat for all of our lesbian watchers.

• 30:54Tig Notaro?

  Maybe you should, um, start with a goldfish, May.

• 30:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, maybe. I think maybe you're right.

• 31:02Fortune Feimster?

  I think you should find a friend to share a dog with.

• 31:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, I could do, I'd love to do that.

• 31:07Tig Notaro?

  I know you got a lot of love to share.

• 31:09Mae Martin?

  I mean. So much.

• 31:10Tig Notaro?

  Give or whatever.

• 31:11Mae Martin?

  So much. Yeah, I saw some elk in Banff, big, beautiful elk.

• 31:17Tig Notaro?

  Do you give them hugs and kisses?

• 31:18Mae Martin?

  No, they, they, they can charge you. They're very aggressive. But then I went on a bike ride. You can rent a bike and I went way deep into the woods, like.

• 31:27Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no.

• 31:28Mae Martin?

  It was just me in the forest and I could hear like my heart beating.

• 31:31Fortune Feimster?

  Little cowboy. But aren't there a lot of bears around there?

• 31:34Mae Martin?

  Well, I see a pile of poo, like fresh bear poo in the middle of the road. I was convinced it was bear poo. And so I pick up the pace on my bike and I get back and then they said, oh yeah, there's, um, someone saw a bear today just around there. He's called the boss. He's 700 pounds and he had a tracker on him, but he ate it off. I was like, why didn't the hotel tell me that?

• 31:55Fortune Feimster?

  700 pound bear.

• 31:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah, called the boss.

• 31:58Fortune Feimster?

  Cow.

• 31:59Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 32:00Mae Martin?

  And I, when I rented the bike, no one warned me. Yeah.

• 32:03Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I mean, I, I think it's just common knowledge that that area is full of bears.

• 32:08Tig Notaro?

  Don't make May feel bad about themselves.

• 32:10Mae Martin?

  Sorry, going deep up by myself.

• 32:13Fortune Feimster?

  Famously known for bears, but whatever.

• 32:16Mae Martin?

  There were.

• 32:16Tig Notaro?

  I think every dipshit alive knows.

• 32:26Fortune Feimster?

  If you go on a bike ride there, I believe bear spray is a must, but poor little bears. We don't want to do that. We just leave them be.

• 32:33Tig Notaro?

  Leave them be. Should we get to our question?

• 32:36Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 32:37Tig Notaro?

  Question asker.

• 32:39Fortune Feimster?

  Hey, bear.

• 32:40Tig Notaro?

  Hey, girl.

• 32:41Fortune Feimster?

  You guys, this is a treat, literally. Today's question asker is a chef and TV host who won season 10 of Top Chef and went on to host this show herself. She's gone on to host other shows like Fast Foodies and Iron Chef, Quest for an Iron Legend. Her memoir, Accidentally on Purpose, is a New York Times bestseller. Kristin Kish is asking today's question. By the way, Kristin is a badass. I have done two shows with Kristin now. I did Fast Foodies where they take, they would take your favorite fast food dishes and make it like chef, this chef version of it, which was like incredible.

• 33:25Tig Notaro?

  That's awesome. That's an actual like long running TV show? Or it was just like an episode?

• 33:30Fortune Feimster?

  I don't think they do it anymore. It was right, it was in COVID times.

• 33:33Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 33:34Fortune Feimster?

  And her dish, I think Panda Express was one of my fast food choices. And they did like their version of it, which was like unbelievable. And then I recently did an episode of Celebrity Top Chef. And it was, I was a judge with kids. But I was like, you know, I love food and I love like really like I'm foodie food.

• 33:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 33:57Fortune Feimster?

  And I was so pumped. I was like, oh my God, I get to be on Top Chef. I'm gonna eat this incredible food, like these chefs are gonna like blow my mind. And then they were like, you're gonna be judging with kids. And I was like, oh, I'm gonna be eating pizza and ice cream Sundays.

• 34:14Fortune Feimster?

  It was so fun, but I did in fact eat pizza and ice cream Sundays. But Kristin's awesome. She was also on Traders and was a very smart player on there.

• 34:24Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, she was. Yeah. I would lose. I don't even know how to play Traders.

• 34:29Fortune Feimster?

  I would lose so bad.

• 34:30Tig Notaro?

  But like any game, I'm like, I don't get what's happening. I just want to go home.

• 34:35Fortune Feimster?

  If I had to be the traitor, it would kill me.

• 34:38Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh.

• 34:38Fortune Feimster?

  Kill me.

• 34:39Tig Notaro?

  I feel like if someone looked you in the eye and said, Fortune, come on now.

• 34:42Fortune Feimster?

  I would be like, okay.

• 34:44Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I'd be, it would be the end of my career because it would show such a dark side of me.

• 34:50Tig Notaro?

  No, Fortune wouldn't say yes. Fortune would be like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What would I say? I don't even know.

• 34:58Fortune Feimster?

  You'd just be like, I don't want to be here. The food's terrible. I want to go home.

• 35:03Mae Martin?

  You'd be like, now, am I not supposed to say if I'm a traitor?

• 35:07Fortune Feimster?

  Here, your interview would be like, they would interview you, you know, where you like talk crap about people? And you'd be like, who cares? What are we doing here?

• 35:16Mae Martin?

  And also, you wouldn't know who any of the people were.

• 35:18Tig Notaro?

  I don't even know who she is. Which one is she?

• 35:23Tig Notaro?

  Now, wait, am I, was I, should I have said that I, that's exactly, I don't even know. Again, don't know how the game works, but I know I would be trying to understand because Stephanie called me today on her way home to ask me about these different options in redoing our house. And I was like, you know what, can we, when you get home, can we sit down? Like, I can't even, I can't track any of this right now. Like, we have to say, this is the option, then this is the option. Then if we don't do that, or just like, I can't just take it all in quickly and go, oh, yeah, let's do that one thing, you know?

• 36:03Mae Martin?

  The traitors have to choose someone to murder in the night. And I feel like you'd be choosing yourself. You'd be like, I'm out.

• 36:09Fortune Feimster?

  Get me out of here.

• 36:11Tig Notaro?

  That's like as a kid, I told you, I'd write an F at the top of my test and just slide it on the desk and put my head down. I would just grade my own thing. Didn't I tell you that?

• 36:22Mae Martin?

  I don't think so. That's so badass.

• 36:24Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God. Yeah.

• 36:25Mae Martin?

  You're like, I'll save you the trouble.

• 36:27Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, here, it's an F.

• 36:31Tig Notaro?

  I'm out. All right.

• 36:33Mae Martin?

  Let's hear the question.

• 36:34Tig Notaro?

  Yes, Kristen, apologies.

• 36:37Speaker 05

  Hello, handsome pod. It's me, Kristin Kish, your unofficial resident chef of your podcast.

• 36:46Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 36:47Speaker 05

  Whether you like it or not. Fortune and I go way back. So hello again, Tig and May. I look forward to meeting you in person one day. I am so honored and thrilled to be asked to ask you all a question. And my question is, what food opinion instantly makes you distrust a person? I really think about it.

• 37:08Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I, I thought I didn't have an answer, but I do.

• 37:11Mae Martin?

  Oh, you do?

• 37:12Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yes.

• 37:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm going to, this is breaking news.

• 37:19Mae Martin?

  Oh, shit.

• 37:22Fortune Feimster?

  That's my breaking news.

• 37:23Tig Notaro?

  That's really good.

• 37:24Fortune Feimster?

  Song for you.

• 37:26Tig Notaro?

  I am a vegan person.

• 37:27Mae Martin?

  No.

• 37:28Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 37:28Tig Notaro?

  That's the breaking news. Yeah.

• 37:30Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 37:31Fortune Feimster?

  We definitely did not know this.

• 37:32Tig Notaro?

  Hear me out. I am. And I think that when people have an opinion about it, uh, and about how I eat or what I eat, or they-

• 37:43Fortune Feimster?

  And like a really strong one?

• 37:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, but like where they really think they know what it is, or that, you know, you can't get enough protein and all of that kind of stuff. I'm like, ugh, snooze fest.

• 37:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's so, it's like, it's a red flag about a personality that they would assume that you haven't done some research and that you don't know. Yeah.

• 38:06Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And it's also like, if you want to eat meat and dairy, you should just eat meat and dairy, but you can get protein from chickpeas and lentils and, um, you know, tofu. And maybe that doesn't sound good to you, and that's fine. But people are convinced, or they come in real heavy with the, I can't get protein on that diet. And it's just not, it's just not true.

• 38:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's, it's provably untrue.

• 38:35Tig Notaro?

  It's provably untrue. Um, so that's when sometimes I'm like, nah, I-

• 38:43Fortune Feimster?

  I think the fire alarm is going off in my hotel.

• 38:46Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh. What is with this episode? Fortune, get up and go see if, if anything is-

• 38:53Mae Martin?

  I thought that was my house because of-

• 38:55Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God, May, is this causing you great anxiety?

• 38:58Tig Notaro?

  Wait, Fortune, Fortune. No, yeah, go check out what's going on. Because you might, what floor are you on?

• 39:06Fortune Feimster?

  Three?

• 39:07Tig Notaro?

  Okay, you'll be fine.

• 39:08Mae Martin?

  Poke your head out the door.

• 39:10Fortune Feimster?

  You guys chat amongst yourselves.

• 39:11Tig Notaro?

  Mute yourself.

• 39:14Mae Martin?

  Oh, did it stop or she just?

• 39:16Tig Notaro?

  No, she muted it.

• 39:18Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 39:19Tig Notaro?

  The hell is going on with fire today?

• 39:22Mae Martin?

  That's weird.

• 39:24Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And also you need fire to cook as a chef. So this is all tying in together. Yeah, I feel like when you hear a fire alarm, you gotta get a move in and just make sure.

• 39:37Mae Martin?

  Very chill about that.

• 39:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I cannot be chill. You gotta go.

• 39:41Mae Martin?

  Parv was being very chill about the fire near me. And I was like, it, they spread so fast, like so fast. I'm gonna send you a video of, of the fire.

• 39:52Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 39:53Mae Martin?

  Um, this was during my massage, so I missed it. But this is there. I sent it. So this will show you.

• 39:58Tig Notaro?

  Fortune's back. Oh, my God, this is, that's your house.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  Whoa, that's intense. That is more intense than I thought it would be.

• 40:06Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, what's intense? I'm back, y'all.

• 40:08Tig Notaro?

  May just shared a video of their house on fire.

• 40:12Mae Martin?

  No.

• 40:13Tig Notaro?

  And it is, well, whatever.

• 40:15Fortune Feimster?

  Whoa, that's a lot more smoke than I realized.

• 40:18Tig Notaro?

  That's what we're all saying. Also.

• 40:20Fortune Feimster?

  Dang, that could have been real bad, May.

• 40:22Tig Notaro?

  All of this tying in, plus you are saying that the people, well, May's back of the house on fire. Your, your hotel just went up in flames. And then we have a chef who is asking us a question. And that ties into the unhoused, unhoused people cooking behind your house.

• 40:42Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God. Yeah, what is going on?

• 40:45Tig Notaro?

  Chefs use fire to cook.

• 40:47Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't see this coming so full circle.

• 40:49Tig Notaro?

  I know. Look at this.

• 40:51Fortune Feimster?

  The alarm stopped, so I'm assuming it was a false alarm or else it would still be going.

• 40:55Mae Martin?

  I think it was.

• 40:55Fortune Feimster?

  This is like my fifth time in a hotel where the alarm's gone off.

• 40:58Mae Martin?

  Whenever I hear a fire alarm, I think it's a teenager trying to get out of an exam. Pulling the alarm.

• 41:05Fortune Feimster?

  Well, it's most, every time I've been in one, everyone kind of like waits it out in their room for a while. And then they start kind of poking their head out the door. I'm like, is this for real?

• 41:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 41:15Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I've had, I've had them go off at like. Three in the morning at hotels, that's the worst. And they make you go outside and everyone's in their little PJs.

• 41:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 41:27Tig Notaro?

  Well, I just want to tell people, don't set anything on fire to get out of an exam. Just grade your own paper and put an F and then you are out of your exam.

• 41:38Mae Martin?

  I think my, my food opinion that makes me not trust people is kind of like the other side of the coin of yours, Tig, which is like when, when people claim to really not like any fast food. And I'm like, have you tried?

• 41:53Tig Notaro?

  There's a fire truck.

• 41:54Mae Martin?

  Fortune, there's a fire truck?

• 41:56Tig Notaro?

  This is outrageous.

• 41:58Fortune Feimster?

  It might be going somewhere else. It's not going somewhere else. You guys continue. There's nothing to see here.

• 42:04Tig Notaro?

  You're like the world's worst detective. You're, the fire alarm went off and then a fire truck is coming and you're like, it's probably something.

• 42:11Fortune Feimster?

  As, as violence play like the Titanic.

• 42:14Mae Martin?

  You're like, it's unrelated.

• 42:15Fortune Feimster?

  Everyone, it's fine. Enjoy the music.

• 42:18Mae Martin?

  That's crazy.

• 42:19Fortune Feimster?

  Sorry, Meg. I didn't mean for that fire, the fire happening around me to interrupt you.

• 42:24Mae Martin?

  Well, you should probably look and see if there's any handsome firemen.

• 42:28Fortune Feimster?

  I think I'm good.

• 42:29Tig Notaro?

  No, we're under contract. We need to keep you safe.

• 42:33Fortune Feimster?

  I have to make sure this gets on Hulu.

• 42:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, we're under contract with HeadGum and Hulu. Okay?

• 42:40Mae Martin?

  No, I was saying that I don't trust when people claim to not like any fast food. Like if you're like, you know, what's the, what are the best fries? Like, is it McDonald's, Burger King, In-N-Out? And if people are like, I don't like any fast food, I'm like, it's okay to say, you know, you're, you're trying not to eat them or whatever. But you know, that's good. Like that tastes good. Like, it's like people saying they don't like the Beatles. I'm like, you're just trying to be kind of.

• 43:04Tig Notaro?

  Well, Fortune's not crazy about them.

• 43:07Mae Martin?

  You don't dislike them. You just are not into them.

• 43:09Fortune Feimster?

  I don't dislike them at all.

• 43:10Mae Martin?

  It's when people say, I don't like.

• 43:12Fortune Feimster?

  But I'm not like. Dying over them like you guys.

• 43:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's fine. It's just when people are, don't acknowledge the contribution to music.

• 43:21Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, huge contribution for sure.

• 43:23Mae Martin?

  Then I'm like, you're just been contrary.

• 43:25Tig Notaro?

  Now, I do want to be difficult with you for a second, May.

• 43:30Mae Martin?

  Hit me.

• 43:30Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, because you really don't like fast food?

• 43:33Tig Notaro?

  Well, no, I'm not, I'm not saying that. I just haven't had it in a long time, aside from Chipotle or something like that. And, and your taste buds really do change.

• 43:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 43:44Tig Notaro?

  And that is a real thing. That is a very real thing. And sometimes I think a lot of those french fries and stuff are cooked in like, beef oil and what have you.

• 43:55Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 43:56Tig Notaro?

  So there could be that.

• 43:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 43:59Tig Notaro?

  But there are fast food. I, I remember fast food that I liked.

• 44:03Mae Martin?

  And not even, it doesn't even have to be like the big chains, but people who are like, I don't, I just, you know.

• 44:09Tig Notaro?

  They just want top.

• 44:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 44:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 44:13Tig Notaro?

  Top chef food.

• 44:15Mae Martin?

  But it is true. Like my, my mom, every birthday, she's like, you know what? I just want McDonald's on my birthday. I'm going to treat myself. I never have McDonald's. And she's always disappointed because if you never eat McDonald's and you forget that A, there's a huge range, depending on the location and stuff.

• 44:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 44:33Mae Martin?

  There's some in Toronto that are like made of wood and then, yeah. And every time.

• 44:37Tig Notaro?

  But even still, like with, I remember being at a party and there was like a vegan platter of cheese.

• 44:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 44:43Tig Notaro?

  And, and I was eating it and I turned to this woman next to me and I go, oh my God, this is so delicious. I can't remember what kind of cheese, what flavor it was, but, or name. And I, I said, you have to try this. And she took a bite and she goes, how long have you been vegan? And I was like, ah, like a decade, almost a decade. And she was like, this tastes nothing like Swiss cheese.

• 45:13Tig Notaro?

  And so that's that, that idea of like, your taste buds totally change. And like, if you eat healthy for like a month,

• 45:21Fortune Feimster?

  Right.

• 45:21Tig Notaro?

  Certain stuff that like comfort food doesn't even, we used to always eat, even though it was vegan, we would eat the vegan mac and cheese when Max and Finn were like three and they were really into that. And we ate it all the time. I think Thomas even did too. And, but then they grew out of that. And, and then we cooked it for some reason recently. And when I ate it, it was the most disgusting thing. And I couldn't believe our family kind of lived off of that for a year.

• 45:53Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 45:54Mae Martin?

  I had that with Rice Aroni. You remember Rice Aroni?

• 45:56Tig Notaro?

  Of course I do.

• 45:58Mae Martin?

  Like so delicious. What a decadent treat. And then I, I tried it as an adult and was like, nasty. It is so salty.

• 46:07Fortune Feimster?

  Disgusting.

• 46:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 46:08Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. It's interesting when that happens.

• 46:12Mae Martin?

  What about you, Fortune?

• 46:14Fortune Feimster?

  Well, this is, this goes down to a palate thing too, because Tig could argue that like you, your palate changes. So this happens because you've been eating healthier. But I, these people that eat a dessert, take one bite of a dessert and they're like, mm, it's too rich. This is just too rich. I can't, mm mm. Nope. I'm like, bitch, it's a dessert. That's what it's supposed to be doing for us.

• 46:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 46:40Fortune Feimster?

  And that, it is decadent for a reason.

• 46:43Tig Notaro?

  It's doing its job.

• 46:44Fortune Feimster?

  It's a treat.

• 46:45Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I'm with you there.

• 46:47Fortune Feimster?

  Get on it.

• 46:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 46:48Fortune Feimster?

  But I do understand some people are really healthy. And so that is very sweet to them. But, but they proclaim it to everyone. Like, it's too rich. I can't. They're like, all right.

• 46:59Tig Notaro?

  I like sweet and I like rich, but when I have birthday cake, I need, or even cupcakes, I just need a little bit less frosting.

• 47:09Mae Martin?

  I'm missing that.

• 47:10Tig Notaro?

  Am I, am I the awful one too? I just, because I, I love, love.

• 47:15Mae Martin?

  The cake bit.

• 47:16Tig Notaro?

  Yes. I love all of it. But I, I just like a hint of icing.

• 47:20Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Well, with cupcakes, you know, they go heavy on the top. I like to the, to, to your point, sometimes I'll take the bottom of the cupcake and put it on the top. Yeah. So it's more evened out. Sandwich. Not wanting too much icing on a bite. Yeah.

• 47:34Tig Notaro?

  Thank you for understanding.

• 47:36Fortune Feimster?

  I also don't love when people, and my mom's guilty of this, but at this age, it's not changing. The, this isn't necessarily a food opinion, but people that won't even try something. They've just decided they don't like it.

• 47:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 47:50Fortune Feimster?

  And I'm like, but you have no clue. Yeah. And it, and it, it's not even something that necessarily, I can understand certain things that look weird.

• 47:58Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh.

• 47:58Fortune Feimster?

  You know, quote unquote, where you're like, I don't know, like, like uni, doesn't that, isn't that the like, yellow tongue looking like thing? Yeah. Right? It's sea urchin. I can understand seeing something like that, being like, mm, not for me. But there's so many dishes that just like, people will just be like, I just know I'm not gonna like it. And you're like, you don't know that. You really don't know that just from looking at it. So I, um, I, I like when people, like, my palate has evolved tremendously over the years. I've been growing up in small town, North Carolina. I, I wouldn't eat like onions or tomatoes or anything. Uh, you know, I don't know what, that, that's not even weird.

• 48:39Fortune Feimster?

  But as I got older, I would allow myself to like, just like, just try it. You might like it. Yeah. Um, and then I would surprise myself and like, oh, this is actually amazing.

• 48:50Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 48:51Fortune Feimster?

  And if you don't like it, you can just take a swig of water and move on. Right.

• 48:56Mae Martin?

  This is a quote from something, but my dad used to always say, he like talks to himself and he would always go, try it, you'll like it. And then he goes, so I tried it. I thought I was gonna die. Uh, was that from something or did he just make?

• 49:09Tig Notaro?

  I think it's just from your dad.

• 49:11Mae Martin?

  So I tried it. I thought I was gonna die. Yeah.

• 49:14Tig Notaro?

  Well, Max and Finn at school, it's called a no thank you bite. Have you heard that?

• 49:18Mae Martin?

  No, I like that though. What is it?

• 49:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, just, just try a no thank you bite.

• 49:23Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 49:23Tig Notaro?

  So, so.

• 49:24Mae Martin?

  Have a bite, then you're allowed to say no thank you.

• 49:25Tig Notaro?

  Then you're allowed to say no thank you, but don't just, uh, say huh uh.

• 49:29Mae Martin?

  That's really good.

• 49:30Fortune Feimster?

  I also love when people will take a bite of something and it's terrible and they're like, this is awful. Taste this.

• 49:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:37Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. And you're like, why do I, why do you wanna put me through that too?

• 49:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 49:41Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God, you guys.

• 49:42Mae Martin?

  This is so bad. You have to, please try this.

• 49:45Tig Notaro?

  I have the epitome of that and I.

• 49:50Tig Notaro?

  As you can imagine, like, this is classic me, okay? I was at one of the Oscar events and it was like a daytime brunch. And I was so much wanting a nice espresso drink. And so I didn't know, but the manager overheard me and they didn't offer it. But he said, you know what? I'll go in the kitchen and have somebody make you an espresso. I wanted a cappuccino. And so he brings it out and I was like, thank you so much. It was so nice that he did this. And so I was very thankful. I took a sip. It was the most disgusting cappuccino I had ever had in my life.

• 50:35Tig Notaro?

  And I did that. I turned to everybody around me. I was like, please take a sip of this. And it first started out as a real thing where I was like, you, it is like, you cannot believe that this is a cappuccino. And so a couple of people from our film took sips and then I went wide with it.

• 50:56Mae Martin?

  Oh, no, this poor man.

• 50:58Tig Notaro?

  No, he wasn't there. He wasn't, he had already walked off. This became, let us see how many people we can get. And the cup, as I would bring it to somebody and I'd be like, take a sip. And it would have lipstick marks all over. And, and they were like, how many people have tasted this? I'm like, literally 12. Please be the next one. And they could not believe how disgusting it was that they would join in being like, dude, you have to try this cappuccino.

• 51:31Mae Martin?

  I don't know what he did to it.

• 51:33Tig Notaro?

  I have no, I, this was like, this was, you know how you talk about the horrible, you know, it's a bad coffee shop if there's a lot of flavor jars of flavors in the background? This was like 10 steps lower and it was at a nice place in Los Angeles. I don't know what happened.

• 51:52Mae Martin?

  Burnt and sour and?

• 51:54Tig Notaro?

  It was, whatever it was, it was so bad, but it was. I'm, I cannot say I'm exaggerating when I think it got to 15 to 20 people. And it became this joke where everybody was in and they were like, okay, I'll do it. And then like, wait, I gotta get my friend to taste it. Man, taste it. Everybody's taste of this disgusting. And, uh, but yeah, the guy, the manager, he wasn't anywhere near us.

• 52:18Mae Martin?

  That's so validating that everybody agreed though.

• 52:22Tig Notaro?

  It was, but it was also so fun and funny that everyone got on board with tasting this disgusting coffee that had lipstick marks all around the thing.

• 52:34Fortune Feimster?

  It was probably a mix of like sour espresso with like expired soy milk. Something like, yeah.

• 52:43Tig Notaro?

  I don't know what it was. It, no, no, no, it wasn't, it wasn't the, the, I think it was almond milk. It wasn't that. It was truly.

• 52:52Fortune Feimster?

  I just had some sour espresso before we taped, cause all the coffee shops here close at like three. And so the hotel had, I got a espresso and I was like.

• 53:05Tig Notaro?

  Isn't it infuriating when you get a bad coffee?

• 53:09Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you know my coffee snob.

• 53:12Mae Martin?

  When I was in Portland, Maine, I went to have dinner on a boat and I didn't know I'd picked like a really touristy place. I think I told this actually, but I showed up and I'd made a reservation. It was 8:30. I got there, they go, we're closing soon. So, and I was like, oh, but I made a reservation. There's five of us. And then we said, they're like, okay, well, yep. And then we, we get the menus and we order. And then she start, brings out a vacuum cleaner, starts vacuuming around us, around our feet.

• 53:40Fortune Feimster?

  You're like, you offered this reservation time.

• 53:43Tig Notaro?

  Is this the Portland, Maine fire episode?

• 53:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah. And then I said, I said, what's, what's good on the menu? Do you have any specials? She goes, well, there's these, the chef does these Brussels sprouts. They are divisive. You're gonna love them or hate them. I was like, okay, I'll get those.

• 54:00Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And what, how'd you feel?

• 54:02Mae Martin?

  They were pretty nasty. They were pretty gross. Yeah.

• 54:05Tig Notaro?

  You know what? My aunt in Austin, she, when she, she's so against veganism. Um, and she's so funny about it. Cause I'll, I'll, you know, send a little spoon her way. And she does this every time.

• 54:22Fortune Feimster?

  That's cute.

• 54:23Tig Notaro?

  Disgusting.

• 54:26Mae Martin?

  Oh my god.

• 54:27Tig Notaro?

  Disgusting. Yeah, I love food. I love good food. It makes me so happy.

• 54:33Mae Martin?

  Same. I'm curious to hear, um, Kristen's answer.

• 54:37Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 54:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah, chef. Yeah, this is juicy.

• 54:41Speaker 05

  I have a very passionate answer. It's the food opinion, but it's the food opinion that also comes with a reaction, like a physical reaction. So it is the people that don't like mayonnaise. And when you say, what food do you really hate? Oh, mayonnaise. And then they start immediately dry heating. Mayonnaise. Like, they can't even get the word mayonnaise out of their mouth without barfing through it. How old are you? Are you? How old are you? Children react more mature than that. Mayonnaise. Um, mayonnaise is delicious. It's a vehicle. It's fat. It's a way of browning things on the outside of a grilled cheese.

• 55:17Tig Notaro?

  Yum.

• 55:18Speaker 05

  You know, smothered in a, a salad. I'm from the Midwest. We call mayonnaise things salads. It is delicious. It's oil and eggs, and then sometimes maybe a little acid and some salt and some different things. Also, the people that say, I don't like mayonnaise, but they love aioli. Come on, give me a break. Those are the same people on Yelp that give you a horrible review because they didn't like the way the menu looked. I don't know. On no merit, basically.

• 55:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah, but Chris, okay, just to play devil's advocate, like Kristen's probably making this delicious mayonnaise, homemade, fresh, like, there's the little packets of mayonnaise can be pretty, they can, they can be pretty bad.

• 56:03Tig Notaro?

  You don't like them?

• 56:03Mae Martin?

  I would, I would never.

• 56:04Tig Notaro?

  Mayonnaise.

• 56:05Mae Martin?

  I would never gag like that, but I'm not a huge mayonnaise person, but I bet Kristen's mayonnaise I would love.

• 56:11Tig Notaro?

  Okay, you're going to hate this.

• 56:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 56:14Tig Notaro?

  My friend David Huntsberger, he was challenged.

• 56:21Mae Martin?

  No.

• 56:21Tig Notaro?

  To eat an entire jar of.

• 56:26Tig Notaro?

  Mayonnaise onstage at the comedy club in Austin.

• 56:31Mae Martin?

  Ew, no.

• 56:32Tig Notaro?

  And he did it.

• 56:33Mae Martin?

  He did it?

• 56:34Tig Notaro?

  That's disgusting. He did it. Don't you come down hard on my little boy David Huntsberger.

• 56:40Mae Martin?

  I couldn't eat a whole jar of it.

• 56:42Tig Notaro?

  Well, he wasn't looking forward to it, but he was gonna-

• 56:45Mae Martin?

  Did he get anything for this?

• 56:47Tig Notaro?

  Um, well, I got to tell the story on Handsome.

• 56:51Mae Martin?

  Who challenged him? The audience?

• 56:53Tig Notaro?

  I think another comedian, probably. It was a long time ago, but-

• 56:57Mae Martin?

  He's really funny, David Huntsberger.

• 56:59Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, he is. He's a good guy.

• 57:02Mae Martin?

  And a whole jar. Whoa.

• 57:04Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that's a lot.

• 57:05Mae Martin?

  Oh geez.

• 57:07Tig Notaro?

  Oh geez. Tig, I mean, I'm really taken in that it was a whole jar.

• 57:12Mae Martin?

  A whole jar.

• 57:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that was delightful. Kristen's the best. What a badass in the food world.

• 57:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah, seriously.

• 57:20Tig Notaro?

  She seems really cool.

• 57:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah, really, really cool.

• 57:23Tig Notaro?

  Nice. Thanks for joining us, Kristen.

• 57:27Speaker 00

  Go lesbians. We love lesbians. Everyone loves lesbians.

• 57:32Mae Martin?

  Bjork joined us. That was so-

• 57:34Speaker 00

  Bjork loves lesbians.

• 57:36Mae Martin?

  Wait, did you know Bjork has a girlfriend?

• 57:38Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 57:39Mae Martin?

  She just announced.

• 57:40Speaker 00

  Bjork has lesbians?

• 57:41Mae Martin?

  Or, yeah, Bjork has a girlfriend. I think Bj- or the girlfriend did a post that was like, I love my girlfriend, and the picture-

• 57:47Speaker 00

  Bjork's like, are you talking about me?

• 57:49Tig Notaro?

  You know how straight women call their friends their girlfriends?

• 57:53Mae Martin?

  No, this is not a straight woman, though.

• 57:55Tig Notaro?

  Okay. Well, congrats to you, Bjork. And you can catch me, Tig Notaro, in Colorado Springs, Colorado, at the Pike's Peak Center on July 16th. I'm also going to be at places like Rochester, New York, Calgary, Iowa City, Des Moines, Omaha, Oklahoma City, Cincinnati.

• 58:19Tig Notaro?

  Charleston, West Virginia, Chattanooga, Knoxville, Fresno, Napa.

• 58:26Mae Martin?

  I have very, very few. If you go to maymartinmusic.com, you can get the deets, but I'm going to be in Guelph, Ontario on the 17th of July. And then I'm also going to be in Yellowknife right after that. And I'm going to be playing my whole album. So come out and

• 58:44Tig Notaro?

  So you have a separate website?

• 58:46Mae Martin?

  This is a problem. I just realized, because I went to my main website, it's not listed. I gotta get on this.

• 58:51Fortune Feimster?

  You should combine all those.

• 58:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah, this is crazy.

• 58:54Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, we gotta get on that.

• 58:55Fortune Feimster?

  This is crazy.

• 58:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 58:56Fortune Feimster?

  I get back on the road in August. I'd taken a little break to promote The Hawk, the fun show with Will Ferrell that's coming out July 16th on Netflix. So keep that in mind to watch. A little Cowboys on there, too. In August, I'll be at West Hampton Beach in New York, Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut, Red Bank, New Jersey, Halifax, Canada, Providence, Massachusetts, Greenville, South Carolina, Wilmington, North Carolina. Then we're adding a bunch of dates like Boise, Portland, Oregon, Austin, Dayton, Louisville, Madison, Durham, tons of dates, Denver. So be on the lookout for those.

• 59:34Mae Martin?

  Check out handsomepod.com. There's some really good merch on there and we love you.

• 59:40Tig Notaro?

  And make sure to, yeah, we do love you. And make sure to really take a moment right now. Rate, review, and also click subscribe on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. And yeah, check us out a day earlier on Hulu. But all of that stuff helps us. If you like the show, do it. And until next time.

• 1:00:03Mae Martin?

  Keep it handsome. Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. And please follow us on social media, at HandsomePod.

• 1:00:21Tig Notaro?

  What a podcast.

• 1:00:22Fortune Feimster?

  What a podcast.

• 1:00:27Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.

• 1:00:29Speaker 06

  What's going on? It's Lamorne Morris.

• 1:00:31Speaker 07

  And Hannah Simone.

• 1:00:32Speaker 06

  And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl rewatch podcast on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing. Every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl, and we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind-the-scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dog.

• 1:00:54Speaker 07

  That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo.

• 1:01:07Speaker 06

  We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes, we even talk to other co-stars like Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayans Jr., and your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well.

• 1:01:18Speaker 07

  Make sure you subscribe to The Mess Around wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every single Tuesday.