Just Gorgeous

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• 0:42Connor Wood?

  Okay, let's just, I'm gonna kick it off with a welcome.

• 0:44Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 0:45Connor Wood?

  Hey guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast. Sorry about last week. We're back though, and it's-

• 0:51Brooke Averick?

  That was yesterday for us.

• 0:52Connor Wood?

  It was yesterday. It was a day of yore.

• 1:14Connor Wood?

  We're back. I'm feeling like, kind of cranked up.

• 1:18Brooke Averick?

  You feel cranked?

• 1:19Connor Wood?

  I'm cranking, yeah.

• 1:20Brooke Averick?

  I'm trying to crank with my, I've been experimenting with Celsius. I had one last week slash yesterday.

• 1:26Connor Wood?

  Mm-hmm, depending on how you look at it.

• 1:28Brooke Averick?

  Depending on who you are and how you look at it. And now I'm trying this one. Uh, this will ruin my chances at like, working with them ever, but I don't think I care. I found the one yesterday to be pretty disgusting. Is that fine to say? The way it tastes is? Excuse me?

• 1:44Connor Wood?

  Tastes?

• 1:46Brooke Averick?

  You don't feel that way.

• 1:47Connor Wood?

  I don't. I like, I like them all.

• 1:49Brooke Averick?

  Which is fine. I just don't like the taste, and that's fine. And this one today, I find to be pretty gross as well. But I'm gonna keep drinking it.

• 1:57Connor Wood?

  See, I love mine.

• 1:59Brooke Averick?

  That's, like, I-

• 2:00Connor Wood?

  I love my green apple cherry.

• 2:02Brooke Averick?

  Maybe it's like the same way I don't like soda.

• 2:04Connor Wood?

  Well, these are sparkling and you just don't like sparkling.

• 2:06Brooke Averick?

  But it's underneath the sparkles. I don't care for the base.

• 2:11Connor Wood?

  You don't like the character, the makeup of-

• 2:14Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 2:14Connor Wood?

  The cells.

• 2:15Brooke Averick?

  The bones are not good.

• 2:16Connor Wood?

  It's weird for me to take that personally, and like, it's, I have no skin in the game, but like, I do, I guess.

• 2:21Brooke Averick?

  I know, yucking your, yucking someone's yum can feel personal, and I'm sorry. I just, I'm gonna drink it. It's interesting. Usually if I have like two cups of coffee, I can't nap during the day. But yesterday slash last week, I had a coffee in a Celsius and I conked for about two to three.

• 2:38Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 2:38Brooke Averick?

  So maybe it didn't even work.

• 2:39Connor Wood?

  Well, no, you also said that with Adderall. See, like you're having adverse effects to like stimulants.

• 2:44Brooke Averick?

  That's true.

• 2:46Connor Wood?

  Which is cray cray.

• 2:48Brooke Averick?

  Hey.

• 2:48Connor Wood?

  You can't take this, you can't take this bitch anywhere.

• 2:51Brooke Averick?

  No, you can't. So tired.

• 2:52Connor Wood?

  She's conked out.

• 2:57Connor Wood?

  Now, let's talk about it.

• 2:58Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 2:59Connor Wood?

  The question on everyone's lips.

• 3:04Brooke Averick?

  My stilettos?

• 3:05Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 3:06Brooke Averick?

  I'm wearing stilettos today.

• 3:08Connor Wood?

  If you're not watching visually, I encourage you to open your eyes. Uh, Brooke did, did stomp in here in her stilettos.

• 3:15Brooke Averick?

  I can't walk in them, but I love them.

• 3:17Connor Wood?

  And every head turned. They said, who's that girl?

• 3:22Brooke Averick?

  Uh, I love them. I can't walk in them, but I did just get my package of new shoes. So it was like, oh, I have to wear them.

• 3:30Connor Wood?

  Gotta recommend. Do you, are you only on a vacation or something?

• 3:32Brooke Averick?

  No, I just can't stop online shopping.

• 3:35Connor Wood?

  Right.

• 3:35Brooke Averick?

  Well, I'm going to Philly slash New York and I actually feel a lot more fashionable on the East Coast and I feel like I have to prepare as such.

• 3:43Connor Wood?

  That's normal.

• 3:44Brooke Averick?

  Okay. Cause yeah, here is just like, I will throw on athletic shorts and an athletic top and call it a day.

• 3:51Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 3:51Brooke Averick?

  Whereas I don't feel that way in NYC.

• 3:53Connor Wood?

  In York. Yeah. Yorktown. I don't either. But it also feels like a lot. I feel like you have to.

• 3:59Brooke Averick?

  What do you know about the Battle of Yorktown?

• 4:01Connor Wood?

  Oh God, where do I begin?

• 4:04Connor Wood?

  I don't even want to start there because you know, I get fired up when we talk about the Battle of Yorktown. In New York, I'm Millie Rock, first of all, but second of all, I feel like it's a lot less pressure to put like curate outfits. I'm just like, okay, I'm going to throw this together and like it's, it looks like shit to me, but like other people outside are like, oh, this is cool that you, you chose to piece this camouflage piece with these striped pants.

• 4:27Brooke Averick?

  Well, what have I said about patterns?

• 4:30Connor Wood?

  You can, you can, you can pattern clash.

• 4:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. You saw my office yesterday. I still have to redo the bigger office reveal.

• 4:36Connor Wood?

  It looks good.

• 4:36Brooke Averick?

  I've been waiting to hang this light up, but I don't think that's ever going to happen. So.

• 4:41Connor Wood?

  Task.

• 4:42Brooke Averick?

  I know. It's harder than it looks to like schedule time.

• 4:47Brooke Averick?

  For someone to come in your home because it's like, I don't know if I'm gonna want someone in my house tomorrow at 3pm.

• 4:52Connor Wood?

  I scheduled one for two weeks away because I wasn't home.

• 4:55Brooke Averick?

  I can't do like.

• 4:56Connor Wood?

  To to mount my TV.

• 4:57Brooke Averick?

  It's just really tough and so awkward. Not something I want to schedule.

• 5:02Connor Wood?

  I was gonna mount my TV. Well, but it's into brick and so I just really trust. I do trust like a grown man to do that.

• 5:11Brooke Averick?

  You have real brick?

• 5:13Connor Wood?

  It's painted over white, of course. They plastered over it. You can't even see it, but I knocked on it and it's like it's it's a solid piece. Unless it's a boulder. Unless my house is made out of a boulder.

• 5:25Brooke Averick?

  But can you see the outline of the rectangle?

• 5:27Connor Wood?

  Oh, no, they plastered over it. It's like flat. Oh, could you speak brick or like cinder block?

• 5:33Brooke Averick?

  Probably cinder.

• 5:34Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna tell people it's brick. I have brick in my kitchen.

• 5:37Brooke Averick?

  I did too.

• 5:38Connor Wood?

  I died once.

• 5:40Brooke Averick?

  It doesn't mean it's not brick if it's wallpaper.

• 5:42Connor Wood?

  I lost something once. It's brick in the in the eye of the beholder, the brick holder.

• 5:47Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 5:48Connor Wood?

  Um, so I was walking today. I'm staying in a hotel right now as I'm in town visiting. The weather's really glorious. I was telling everyone.

• 5:58Brooke Averick?

  Glorious outside.

• 5:59Connor Wood?

  When I when I came in today, I go, why did I move to New York? Why did I leave this town?

• 6:04Brooke Averick?

  You'll come back.

• 6:05Connor Wood?

  Hey, heyo, please don't go.

• 6:07Brooke Averick?

  They always come back.

• 6:09Connor Wood?

  Yeah, they do come crawling back, but no, I am a it's it's also gorgeous in New York and it's like the vibes are very high. But I was walking today and I was walking past this park and when I first moved to LA, I obviously got online and and I'm I'm reading all of these scary stories about LA and about where I live. And there's a park that I guess costs the city of Santa Monica thirty million dollars or something to build Tonga.

• 6:34Brooke Averick?

  With the stabber? Sorry, I'm so sorry. I'll shut up.

• 6:39Connor Wood?

  Tongva, Tongva Park is a park that costs like thirty million dollars to make. And I immediately start reading about this guy that hangs out in Tongva Park. And they call him the Tongva Slasher.

• 6:49Brooke Averick?

  See, I was off.

• 6:53Connor Wood?

  So the Slasher would go around and slash people with his machete. And then the way Santa Monica works is you go to jail after slashing for about a day. And then you are released back into the wild to begin your slashing again. And so the Tongva Slasher would go back to his old stomping grounds, Tongva Park. And so I was so scared. And today I said, you know what? I'm going in the damn park. I'm taking the dog. I'm going in. Tongva Slasher and all come out. There was no Slasher.

• 7:25Connor Wood?

  The Slasher could have been my own insecurities holding me back this whole time.

• 7:30Brooke Averick?

  Mm hmm.

• 7:31Connor Wood?

  The Slasher was inside of me.

• 7:33Brooke Averick?

  But was, that Slasher was real.

• 7:34Connor Wood?

  Slasher was real and someone died.

• 7:37Brooke Averick?

  So, you know.

• 7:38Connor Wood?

  Slasher was actually outside of me and, and at Tongva Park.

• 7:41Brooke Averick?

  Right. But that was years and years ago.

• 7:43Connor Wood?

  He's gone, or he's just subdued and he grew out of it.

• 7:46Brooke Averick?

  You know, that happens.

• 7:47Connor Wood?

  Growth.

• 7:48Brooke Averick?

  With serial killers.

• 7:49Connor Wood?

  They grow out of it?

• 7:50Brooke Averick?

  No, they don't grow out of it, but they are like, uh, remission is not the right word. It's like, they're dormant until triggered again.

• 7:59Connor Wood?

  Wow.

• 8:00Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 8:01Connor Wood?

  You couldn't kill.

• 8:02Brooke Averick?

  So he's probably in a dormant period.

• 8:03Connor Wood?

  He's in a dormant state.

• 8:05Brooke Averick?

  Although he doesn't seem like a serial killer.

• 8:08Connor Wood?

  He just likes slashing. It's just, it's just a surface wound.

• 8:11Brooke Averick?

  Serial Slasher.

• 8:12Connor Wood?

  He's a serial Slasher. He did kill someone though, so he killed.

• 8:14Brooke Averick?

  So he, a killer.

• 8:16Connor Wood?

  He's a singular killer.

• 8:17Brooke Averick?

  He's a killer.

• 8:17Connor Wood?

  I wouldn't say serial.

• 8:18Brooke Averick?

  A killer and a serial slasher.

• 8:20Connor Wood?

  Let's not jump the gun. Let's not jump the machete here. He's a singular killer.

• 8:25Brooke Averick?

  But a serial slasher.

• 8:26Connor Wood?

  He's a serial slasher, but a singular killer?

• 8:28Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

• 8:30Connor Wood?

  He's a multi hyphenate. He's a prof, he's a young, okay, I gotta stop talking about a slasher as a young professional. But, um, so it was gorgeous today and I was walking around and. Sorry, the table provides a perfect structure to itch.

• 8:44Brooke Averick?

  Where's your foot scratcher?

• 8:46Connor Wood?

  Oh, it's under my thing, but it kind of vibrates my feet and so much that it makes my shins itch.

• 8:50Brooke Averick?

  Like the pool jet?

• 8:52Connor Wood?

  Like the-

• 8:52Brooke Averick?

  No one's talking about the, how the pool jet makes you itch in that way, in a painful way.

• 8:58Connor Wood?

  It like jiggles-

• 8:59Brooke Averick?

  Do you get a bruise? I get like burst blood vessels from the pool jet.

• 9:04Connor Wood?

  No, I'm jealous though. Mine have no pressure.

• 9:07Brooke Averick?

  I'm not saying all-

• 9:07Connor Wood?

  I don't have a pool. I don't know what-

• 9:10Brooke Averick?

  No, I just have a hot tub, sorry.

• 9:11Connor Wood?

  The ones I've experienced.

• 9:12Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 9:13Connor Wood?

  I haven't had the pressure to, to make a bruise on my person.

• 9:16Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I get like really gross, like something.

• 9:20Connor Wood?

  Yikes.

• 9:21Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 9:21Connor Wood?

  Yet again-

• 9:21Brooke Averick?

  And then very itchy. I also get very itchy when I go on walks, my thighs from exertion.

• 9:26Connor Wood?

  Can I, can I diagnose yet again?

• 9:28Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 9:29Connor Wood?

  You're falling asleep on stimulants and you're bruising easily? You're iron deficient.

• 9:33Brooke Averick?

  I'm not. I've got my iron tested many times.

• 9:35Connor Wood?

  Eat this penny.

• 9:36Brooke Averick?

  I don't bruise easily. I just get a weird bruise from, from hot subjects. I do not bruise easily. Do not get it twisted.

• 9:46Connor Wood?

  You are crazy.

• 9:51Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 9:52Connor Wood?

  Um, I am-

• 9:52Brooke Averick?

  Imagine.

• 9:53Connor Wood?

  I am craving right now, lake people rise up, okay? I woke up this morning with,

• 10:02Connor Wood?

  I don't even know the, just this like primal need to smell gasoline going into a boat on a lake.

• 10:10Brooke Averick?

  Ooh, that sounds really good.

• 10:12Connor Wood?

  Wow, I wanted to get high off my own supply. Give me that, spill a little bit on my foot, you know?

• 10:19Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 10:19Connor Wood?

  I want to take it with me. Put a little bit on my wrists and my, who put on like here and here.

• 10:24Brooke Averick?

  I don't think I've ever been out in a boat on a lake. I've been out in like a bay, which I adore.

• 10:31Connor Wood?

  But a bay that leads to the ocean?

• 10:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 10:34Connor Wood?

  I need to go to either the south or, or the Midwest. Michigan is what I'm craving. I need to go on someone's boat. And it's this, it's this thing, we're in Texas, like, the parents finally, like, we got our boating licenses, licenses and they'd be like, alright, you can take the boat. And we'd be like, alright, let's all meet. And it was, it was a time, like, no one's drinking or anything. And it was, it was just like crazy. They were like, taking the boat out.

• 10:57Brooke Averick?

  Have we spoken about the blob?

• 10:59Connor Wood?

  The blob. If we have, it's, it's left my frontal, so.

• 11:04Brooke Averick?

  The only time I really like have experienced the lake is at overnight camp. And we had something called the blob in the middle of the lake, which was kind of just like a massive, like, blow up structure.

• 11:17Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 11:18Brooke Averick?

  Where it kind of looked like an L and you would climb to the top. You would jump onto it and then sit at the very end.

• 11:24Connor Wood?

  People know what the blob is.

• 11:26Brooke Averick?

  Someone would jump on top of it and, and you'd go flying.

• 11:28Connor Wood?

  The blob is famous.

• 11:30Brooke Averick?

  Okay, so we had a blob.

• 11:33Connor Wood?

  We, we had a blob.

• 11:34Brooke Averick?

  You had a blob?

• 11:35Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 11:35Brooke Averick?

  I was always requested to be the one.

• 11:38Connor Wood?

  On the back.

• 11:39Brooke Averick?

  That jumps so you go flying because I was bigger than you.

• 11:43Connor Wood?

  Four feet tall.

• 11:44Brooke Averick?

  But I was bigger back then.

• 11:45Connor Wood?

  Shut up.

• 11:47Brooke Averick?

  I'm not, like, I'm not.

• 11:48Connor Wood?

  I like how you typed in the blob and there's just like a genuine, like, blob of, I guess it's a jellyfish.

• 11:55Brooke Averick?

  Algae?

• 11:57Connor Wood?

  What are the jelly blobs in a right dock?

• 12:01Brooke Averick?

  I don't know.

• 12:01Connor Wood?

  We're talking about the fun blow up blob.

• 12:03Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, but I, and I never really flew that high. I would like to go on the blob now.

• 12:09Connor Wood?

  Okay, I would kill to go on the blob. So we went back to my camp that I went to, Patiniers, and it was for a wedding. And so my parents came. It was really cool to be like, I'm at this, this camp, I'm on these grounds and I'm, it's, no other kids are here. It's VIP. And I'm here. And my parents are here and I'm showing them like, because they never, they would drop you off and they would leave.

• 12:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 12:32Connor Wood?

  They never got to see the grounds.

• 12:34Brooke Averick?

  You didn't have visiting day?

• 12:35Connor Wood?

  No.

• 12:36Brooke Averick?

  I guess you were there for like two weeks.

• 12:37Connor Wood?

  Two weeks. Some of my friends did four weeks. Um, and you still wouldn't have visiting day.

• 12:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. We had visiting day after four and before the next four.

• 12:47Connor Wood?

  I wanna, okay, I'm putting a pen in something I'm thinking of. Um. So my mom got on the blob and it was her first time on the blob.

• 12:54Brooke Averick?

  You wait, you had a blob at camp?

• 12:56Connor Wood?

  We had seven blobs. Can you type in Camp Ozark Blob?

• 13:00Brooke Averick?

  There's no way you had seven blobs?

• 13:02Connor Wood?

  Yeah, look at, look at, up top, top right.

• 13:06Connor Wood?

  Yeah, one, two, three, four, five, and then there was two on the other side. Yeah, we had seven blobs.

• 13:11Brooke Averick?

  Did you not have to swim out like miles to get to your blob?

• 13:13Connor Wood?

  No, you walk along the dock and you jump off.

• 13:15Brooke Averick?

  Literally going to the blob was like a pilgrimage.

• 13:18Connor Wood?

  Oh, we didn't have to journey to the blob.

• 13:20Brooke Averick?

  We had to journey via swimming.

• 13:23Connor Wood?

  Oh, no, heck no.

• 13:26Brooke Averick?

  Miles.

• 13:27Connor Wood?

  No, what was so cool about this, this was in a valley, so this is a river that they would like dam off in certain parts.

• 13:32Brooke Averick?

  Whoa.

• 13:32Connor Wood?

  And so it's a valley, and so on both sides are just like trees. And in the back, there's the trapeze. It was like a, a trapeze thing you hold on to and then you go out and you can do a backflip or whatever and you land in the water. Water was always freezing cold.

• 13:46Brooke Averick?

  Lakes are scarier to me than the ocean.

• 13:49Connor Wood?

  What? Hang on, hang on, hang on. I'm gonna tell the story about my mom.

• 13:53Connor Wood?

  So my mom is on the back. It's her first time on the blob. My dad jumps off to blob her. She has like stupidly, like put her ankles, like, I have to demonstrate. She like did this. Instead of sitting, you know, you do your knees, she like put her ankles on, like, crouched her ankles under her person. So when he jumped, her ankles like went in. And so obviously she's on crutches for the rest of the weekend at camp. Such a bummer, but I think she was just, she's just very tense.

• 14:25Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you know what she needs?

• 14:27Connor Wood?

  A Klonopin.

• 14:28Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 14:28Connor Wood?

  What?

• 14:30Brooke Averick?

  Uh, what's the name of it?

• 14:32Connor Wood?

  I don't know.

• 14:33Brooke Averick?

  Cornbread hemp.

• 14:34Connor Wood?

  Oh my God, I'm gonna bring some home for her. So that ruined the weekend and that ruined the blob for my mom, which is a dang shame.

• 14:39Brooke Averick?

  That's a shame to have the blob ruined for you.

• 14:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 14:42Brooke Averick?

  I bet there's a lot of blob related, like severe injuries.

• 14:45Connor Wood?

  I mean, we would, we would sit on the side and we'd be like, as you got older, it was, it was like, of course it's fun to do the blob, but it's also fun to hang on the side and be like, let the kids do the blob. I'm 16, being like, come on, like, let the kids. And we'd sit and I would watch kids go just, bing buck, big buck, boing buck, bang. They're flying off. You know, and it was a judgment call for the, for the lifeguards that are like allowing them to go and like spraying the hose and like keeping it cool on the thing. And so it was a judgment call for them, but they're eight, they're 19, you know, like, I don't even, yeah, they're like 19. I want to see a big kid launch a little kid, a little twerp off into the strato.

• 15:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 15:24Connor Wood?

  You know?

• 15:25Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I do.

• 15:26Connor Wood?

  Like, let's have some fun with it. It's my, it's my summer, too.

• 15:28Brooke Averick?

  Maybe in the bonus, we could look up like highest like blob, like projections.

• 15:33Connor Wood?

  Oh, wow. Oh, my God. I bet people go.

• 15:38Connor Wood?

  I want a blob.

• 15:39Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I want to go blobbing now.

• 15:41Connor Wood?

  I want to go blobbing now.

• 15:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 15:42Connor Wood?

  It's my money. I want to blob now.

• 15:44Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you can.

• 15:45Connor Wood?

  Blobnow.org.

• 15:46Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 15:46Connor Wood?

  Blobnow.gov.

• 15:50Connor Wood?

  Anyways.

• 15:51Brooke Averick?

  Anyway.

• 15:54Connor Wood?

  I thought you were gonna say my mom needs a massage and I was gonna tell you.

• 15:58Brooke Averick?

  Fuck, what the hell is it?

• 15:59Connor Wood?

  Whoa.

• 15:59Brooke Averick?

  Sorry.

• 16:02Connor Wood?

  Act like a lady, I beg.

• 16:03Brooke Averick?

  My word, Connor. Ladies can curse.

• 16:07Connor Wood?

  I don't know. I don't know that to be.

• 16:10Brooke Averick?

  Cornbread hemp. That's what I was trying to say.

• 16:12Connor Wood?

  Cornbread hemp. Of course, it goes without saying.

• 16:15Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 16:15Connor Wood?

  CBH. CBH CBD.

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• 17:03Connor Wood?

  But I was gonna say she could probably use a massage, which I got her, like an insane spa package for Mother's Day.

• 17:10Brooke Averick?

  That's very nice.

• 17:11Connor Wood?

  I don't think she'll ever use it. I'm literally gonna have to like make her go.

• 17:14Brooke Averick?

  Drive her.

• 17:15Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna have to go to Texas to go drive my mom to her spa day. Then I'm doing the spa day, too.

• 17:20Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 17:21Connor Wood?

  Yeah. I was gonna tell you the story that my friend just told me last night about.

• 17:28Connor Wood?

  She went in to get him, or I don't know if it was her or her dad. I think her dad went in to get a massage. And the masseuse came in with one hand and the other hand was there. And the only reason that's important to know is because he was wondering like if they would just use one hand or if they would use the other like arm as well. They use the other arm and they said it was the best massage. Like they put, like it was more of a like, kind of like a pile drive to like a pressure point, which is so incredible.

• 18:04Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that makes sense to me.

• 18:05Connor Wood?

  That masseuse should open up their own practice, White Lotus style and be like, I have a very specific, unique skill, set of skills that like you're not gonna find anywhere else.

• 18:18Brooke Averick?

  That makes sense to me, truly.

• 18:19Connor Wood?

  Me too.

• 18:20Brooke Averick?

  More like pointed pressure.

• 18:22Connor Wood?

  Pointed pressure.

• 18:23Brooke Averick?

  Targeted.

• 18:24Connor Wood?

  I mean, they, they make, they make, um, Theragons.

• 18:28Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 18:29Connor Wood?

  That are just that.

• 18:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 18:32Connor Wood?

  Color, color me intrigued and color me needing details.

• 18:35Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 18:35Connor Wood?

  Because post Blob, I'm gonna need a very poignant massage.

• 18:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 18:39Connor Wood?

  And you don't like, you don't like lakes. I love lake.

• 18:42Brooke Averick?

  No, I did not say I don't like lakes.

• 18:45Connor Wood?

  You said you're more scared.

• 18:46Brooke Averick?

  I am because in the ocean, you know what's in there. You know, we're familiar with ocean creatures.

• 18:51Connor Wood?

  I don't know if we are so familiar with ocean creatures. They keep finding new ones.

• 18:54Brooke Averick?

  We might not be familiar with what's in the Mariana Trench, but I am not going swimming in the Mariana.

• 18:59Connor Wood?

  Do you know my first memories at the Mariana Trench?

• 19:03Brooke Averick?

  You have not been to the Mariana Trench.

• 19:04Connor Wood?

  I have been to the.

• 19:05Brooke Averick?

  Where is it?

• 19:06Connor Wood?

  Want me to call my dad?

• 19:07Brooke Averick?

  I believe you. Where is the Mariana Trench?

• 19:09Connor Wood?

  It's off of Guam.

• 19:10Brooke Averick?

  Oh yeah, I do believe you.

• 19:12Connor Wood?

  That's where I lived.

• 19:13Brooke Averick?

  So you just go like take a boat out?

• 19:16Connor Wood?

  You take a boat, but how scary. And it's a,

• 19:17Brooke Averick?

  Ooh.

• 19:18Connor Wood?

  We took a boat that had like a glass bottom. See, that's my first memory.

• 19:24Brooke Averick?

  Whoa.

• 19:25Connor Wood?

  Is of Mariana and her trench.

• 19:27Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 19:27Connor Wood?

  She's, she's deep.

• 19:29Brooke Averick?

  I bet.

• 19:29Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 19:30Brooke Averick?

  She's, yeah, very deep. But I'm like, I've personally, me, I don't go swimming there. So I feel like I know enough about the creatures that are like more so on the shallow waters of the Jersey Shore. I do not know what's in the lake.

• 19:44Connor Wood?

  Stop exploring the ocean. We already found everything we need. All the good stuff, crabs, fried shrimp.

• 19:51Brooke Averick?

  You don't pluck fried shrimp fresh from the ocean.

• 19:53Connor Wood?

  10,000, 10,000.

• 19:56Brooke Averick?

  And you don't even like shrimp.

• 19:57Connor Wood?

  10,000 unidentified jellyfish, go to hell. We get, we get it, water's wet. That's not my joke, by the way, that was, I'm just repeating something I'm remembering. Um, I, I'm more scared of the ocean because if I go to like Lake Michigan or Lake Superior, it's big. But there's no, there's nothing and then it's gonna hurt me. You could jump out in the middle and swim back to shore.

• 20:22Brooke Averick?

  Those are like the lakes you go in are like more clear, right?

• 20:27Connor Wood?

  No, the lake I grew up on is

• 20:29Brooke Averick?

  murky.

• 20:29Connor Wood?

  Like dirty, it's, it's more dark. It's more opaque than mud.

• 20:34Brooke Averick?

  And do you know where the bottom is? That's what's scary.

• 20:37Connor Wood?

  No, I mean.

• 20:38Brooke Averick?

  I could be in the Mariana trench for all I know when I'm in a lake.

• 20:41Connor Wood?

  Oh, my God, no, it's, it's very shallow in a way where like I touched, ugh.

• 20:44Brooke Averick?

  Oh, no, I've never, I really am speaking off of one lake experience. I just never knew where the bottom was.

• 20:52Connor Wood?

  In terms of deep?

• 20:53Brooke Averick?

  In terms of where are you?

• 20:55Connor Wood?

  Hello, hello, hello?

• 20:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 20:59Connor Wood?

  The thing is, it doesn't matter because you float. So who cares how deep it is?

• 21:03Brooke Averick?

  I care what's under me. Who's under me?

• 21:07Connor Wood?

  What is under me?

• 21:07Brooke Averick?

  What is under me?

• 21:08Connor Wood?

  Well, they found bodies in the lake I grew up in.

• 21:10Brooke Averick?

  That's, I just feel like, yeah, when you're in the ocean, the bodies washed to shore. In the lake, they could stay there forever.

• 21:16Connor Wood?

  No, it would float no matter what, but they tied bricks to their ankles and, and wrists.

• 21:21Brooke Averick?

  The lake, I think I'm really just unfamiliar with lakes, but what I'm picturing from my memory is kind of just like there's no shallow end.

• 21:30Connor Wood?

  Of a lake?

• 21:31Brooke Averick?

  I don't, yeah, there's a dock. I guess you would never go in the shallow end because it's just like reeds and then the dock takes you out. And then the second you're like, when you jump in from the dock, there's no bottom.

• 21:41Connor Wood?

  Are you just like? Making up one version of a lake.

• 21:45Brooke Averick?

  I think I'm only, I've really only been in one lake and there's no, it was bottomless mimosas.

• 21:53Connor Wood?

  You just like literally typed in like, like, like clip art lake and it's like, there's reeds. I'm like, I don't, we never had reeds.

• 22:00Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, the lake, if I close my eyes and think of the lake at camp, it's the dock and then like next to the dock is like reeds and like murky shallow ends that like no one would ever touch. And by the time you're into the place where you would jump off the dock, there's no bottom.

• 22:13Connor Wood?

  Can we click on that bottom left photo?

• 22:15Brooke Averick?

  Is that you?

• 22:16Connor Wood?

  I just don't know if that's me or not.

• 22:19Brooke Averick?

  And you know what? I still don't know.

• 22:21Connor Wood?

  God, I'm not sure.

• 22:22Brooke Averick?

  And you know what? That's 2025.

• 22:24Connor Wood?

  Oh, that could be me. We got the same body.

• 22:27Brooke Averick?

  Still.

• 22:28Connor Wood?

  Oh, bless his heart.

• 22:30Brooke Averick?

  Bless him.

• 22:31Connor Wood?

  Oh, isn't that weird? It was in Arkansas. I was in Arkansas.

• 22:33Brooke Averick?

  I didn't know that.

• 22:34Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 22:35Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 22:36Connor Wood?

  So I spent a fair amount of time in Arkansas.

• 22:39Brooke Averick?

  I would love to go one day. To the, I want to go to lakes.

• 22:42Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I, I, I think the only lakes I really need to go back to are the greats.

• 22:47Brooke Averick?

  Homes?

• 22:49Connor Wood?

  The Great Lakes.

• 22:49Brooke Averick?

  Homes.

• 22:50Connor Wood?

  What?

• 22:51Brooke Averick?

  Isn't that the acronym?

• 22:54Connor Wood?

  Huron, Ontario. Memorial Day? What's the middle one at the M?

• 23:01Brooke Averick?

  Is it whole?

• 23:01Connor Wood?

  Michigan.

• 23:02Brooke Averick?

  Oh, yeah. Home. Yeah.

• 23:04Connor Wood?

  Erie, Superior. Yeah. Nice job.

• 23:06Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 23:07Connor Wood?

  I didn't know that.

• 23:08Brooke Averick?

  I did.

• 23:09Connor Wood?

  Like kiss your brain. That's incredible.

• 23:11Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 23:12Connor Wood?

  Wow, homes.

• 23:14Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 23:14Connor Wood?

  Nice.

• 23:15Brooke Averick?

  Two things.

• 23:16Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 23:17Brooke Averick?

  One, check out my tattoo being like almost gone.

• 23:20Connor Wood?

  Where is it? I don't even see it.

• 23:21Brooke Averick?

  Being almost gone.

• 23:22Connor Wood?

  Wow.

• 23:22Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, thank you. This one's taking a little bit longer, but almost gone as well.

• 23:28Connor Wood?

  Wow, you're like Pete Davidson.

• 23:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 23:31Connor Wood?

  In core.

• 23:32Brooke Averick?

  Core. Pete Davidson's core. Second thing? You met my cats yesterday.

• 23:36Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I did. I'll tell you what, I have some beef.

• 23:40Brooke Averick?

  It's sad, but I know. It's so sad.

• 23:44Connor Wood?

  Who do I have beef with?

• 23:45Brooke Averick?

  Rob.

• 23:45Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 23:46Brooke Averick?

  But he's such a good guy.

• 23:48Connor Wood?

  I mean, like, if I knew him by himself, guys, Rob is such a fucking punk.

• 23:52Brooke Averick?

  No, but he's a great, he's a good guy.

• 23:54Connor Wood?

  No, like, he, like, obviously comes in and says hi, and I'm like, I can't even, I can't even.

• 23:58Brooke Averick?

  And he cuddled with you?

• 24:00Connor Wood?

  Yeah, John is, like, just kind of watching from a distance, and I'm like, I can tell he's trouble. Like, he's just watching, waiting on a sec.

• 24:05Brooke Averick?

  John is trouble?

• 24:06Connor Wood?

  That's in my head when I just got there. So John's over in the corner. It's so unfortunate how close their names are and how identical they are, because it's hard to remember.

• 24:14Brooke Averick?

  They look nothing alike. Do you feel like they look alike?

• 24:17Connor Wood?

  No, John has long hair, Rob has short hair.

• 24:20Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 24:20Connor Wood?

  A buzz.

• 24:21Brooke Averick?

  Rob is, yeah.

• 24:22Connor Wood?

  But, like, Rob came into every room with us, you know, and then, like, I went to hang out with John, and Rob's, like, looking from the corner, and then we go to eat our Chipotle, and there, and, and I guess, I guess Rob had gotten a little fired up and just went straight up and ripped a chunk out of John's hair.

• 24:42Brooke Averick?

  It's, it's sad.

• 24:43Connor Wood?

  And Brooke is yelling at them like, like, little, young men. And they were fired up, but poor Rob is just, like, minding his own complete business.

• 24:49Brooke Averick?

  No, poor John is minding his complete business.

• 24:51Connor Wood?

  And I just, like, I was just like, oh, Rob, you piece of dick, like.

• 24:55Brooke Averick?

  No, he's a good guy, but he's a territorial cat, and I do not know what to do.

• 24:59Connor Wood?

  He's a, he's a terror.

• 25:00Brooke Averick?

  And poor John won't come out from his tree unless, and when he does, it's chunk. Hair chunk.

• 25:08Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 25:08Brooke Averick?

  So I'm glad you got to see it, because it's like, what is?

• 25:11Connor Wood?

  I understand now.

• 25:12Brooke Averick?

  What does one do?

• 25:13Connor Wood?

  I know what one does, but I'm not gonna say it on the camera.

• 25:17Brooke Averick?

  I'm not rehoming Rob.

• 25:19Connor Wood?

  I was not thinking that, like.

• 25:20Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 25:21Connor Wood?

  You're projecting.

• 25:23Brooke Averick?

  I just, it's so sad. But they say to give it three months.

• 25:27Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Just give it the whole summer. Do you mind?

• 25:31Brooke Averick?

  I mean, what choice do I have?

• 25:33Connor Wood?

  None, now. You're in too deep. You're in far too deep.

• 25:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, the poor guys. And I've been singing Iris to John a lot.

• 25:42Connor Wood?

  Just so that.

• 25:43Brooke Averick?

  Just he knows he's my Iris.

• 25:47Brooke Averick?

  I'd give up forever for him.

• 25:48Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 25:49Brooke Averick?

  All well.

• 25:51Connor Wood?

  What?

• 25:51Brooke Averick?

  All is well.

• 25:52Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 25:52Brooke Averick?

  With you?

• 25:53Connor Wood?

  I was trying to think of something I was gonna tell you. Well, we had everyone submit things.

• 26:00Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I think so.

• 26:01Connor Wood?

  We had people submit a couple of things. I had people submit, and we always do this, this double edged sword. We do one easy, one a little tougher, one that's a little, a bit of a, one's a little bit of a thinker.

• 26:15Connor Wood?

  Once again, like, you guys are so consistently on the same page with each other.

• 26:21Brooke Averick?

  That's true.

• 26:22Connor Wood?

  I had, I want to encourage everyone to go, when you think you have something to submit, go a little bit deeper for me. I said, what is something you believe, believed as a child that like you learned is completely false? Everyone said, you can't drive with the car lights on. We got that about 1,400.

• 26:40Brooke Averick?

  But that is so true.

• 26:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 26:43Brooke Averick?

  It is so interesting how many experiences you learn are universal as you age.

• 26:48Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 26:48Brooke Averick?

  I saw this TikTok that was like, does anyone else always have my date with the president's daughter stuck in their head? Yeah.

• 26:56Connor Wood?

  If anyone says it. It's because the song was, the song title is the same as like the exact chorus. My date with the president's daughter.

• 27:05Brooke Averick?

  Randomly like once a year, like my brain will just go, my date with the president's daughter. And that will happen to others too. Who knew?

• 27:12Connor Wood?

  Cousin Logan for my whole entire life, my whole entire life, my whole entire life. I don't know, in the other room, I'm like a bird, doesn't know any of the other words.

• 27:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 27:25Connor Wood?

  It's a tic.

• 27:26Brooke Averick?

  I just didn't know people did it with my president's daughter, my date with even.

• 27:29Connor Wood?

  Yeah, my date with the president's daughter, while you're toe black.

• 27:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Anyway.

• 27:35Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 27:36Brooke Averick?

  Prompts.

• 27:37Connor Wood?

  Okay, so I gave that prompt. I just absolutely did water, waterfall mode out of my mouth and caught in the light in a beautiful way. It's crazy that spit and spitting while you're talking has become like disgusting. I think it's always been disgusting. Covid made it especially disgusting. But sometimes when it catches the light in a certain je ne sais quoi, I'm like, wow, life is like short and beautiful.

• 27:57Brooke Averick?

  Jonathan Groff has made it beautiful again.

• 28:00Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but there's sometimes it catches the light and I'm like, I almost see a rainbow.

• 28:04Brooke Averick?

  I have this, instead of my mouthwatering mints, I now have mouthwatering spray.

• 28:08Connor Wood?

  Good.

• 28:09Brooke Averick?

  That really works and gets you like wet if you need some.

• 28:14Connor Wood?

  It's good to know.

• 28:16Brooke Averick?

  Anywho, I also ask people what pisses them off and I got some good responses.

• 28:20Connor Wood?

  Wait, when did you do that?

• 28:21Brooke Averick?

  Literally when you did yours, but hours before.

• 28:25Connor Wood?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but not pisses them off petty things that.

• 28:29Brooke Averick?

  Piss them off.

• 28:30Connor Wood?

  Oh, Jesus.

• 28:31Brooke Averick?

  I said, what are some petty things that piss you off?

• 28:35Connor Wood?

  Okay, do you want to start or should I?

• 28:38Brooke Averick?

  I have some, see, this always happens when I'm like, wow, this is good, this is good, this is good. And then I read them and I'm like, hmm.

• 28:46Connor Wood?

  Okay, I have some if you want me to start.

• 28:48Brooke Averick?

  No, I can start. Allow me.

• 28:50Connor Wood?

  Okay, hit it.

• 28:54Brooke Averick?

  When people blow their nose around me, go to the bathroom, thanks.

• 28:58Connor Wood?

  What do you think? Cause I know that you're gonna agree with the blower on this sense.

• 29:05Brooke Averick?

  I hate that, like, you have such a view of me that is correct.

• 29:09Connor Wood?

  I know you.

• 29:11Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you couldn't blow your nose in public, like, it's very not.

• 29:14Connor Wood?

  I disagree. No, I disagree.

• 29:16Brooke Averick?

  With, do you agree with me?

• 29:17Connor Wood?

  I agree with you.

• 29:18Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:18Connor Wood?

  You can blow your nose. Now, if you, if it's like a clinical situation.

• 29:23Brooke Averick?

  Like that type of.

• 29:25Connor Wood?

  Like.

• 29:27Brooke Averick?

  When you know.

• 29:27Connor Wood?

  You have, there's, there's, it's, it's like.

• 29:30Brooke Averick?

  When you know you know.

• 29:31Connor Wood?

  Oh, like, there's, there's an underlying issue happening, or there's a part of your brain that just came out of your nose.

• 29:36Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:36Connor Wood?

  Go to the bathroom. And you know, and you know.

• 29:38Brooke Averick?

  You know, when you know, you know.

• 29:40Connor Wood?

  It's not like you have a sniffle and you do that. It's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that was coming down the pipeline. You do.

• 29:45Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:46Connor Wood?

  And so that, yes, my pet peeve with blowing your nose and this, I've, I ended a new friendship, so it's like not a huge deal, but I ended a friendship because this happened. I, I don't know if I told you this. We're at a restaurant.

• 30:03Connor Wood?

  Someone is sitting there at my table and they pick up the cloth napkin.

• 30:07Brooke Averick?

  I think you did say.

• 30:08Connor Wood?

  And they blow their load into this cloth napkin.

• 30:11Brooke Averick?

  Was it like a brain load?

• 30:13Connor Wood?

  Yes, it, it was like people turning their heads at other tables. And it's at a restaurant I really like. One, I know all of the staff. Two. And then you put it on their, like, on the table and then someone has to grab that with their hand. And then they wa, they wash it. If it's a paper napkin, if you're at a restaurant, go to the bathroom, blow your nose.

• 30:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, for the most part.

• 30:34Connor Wood?

  Two, don't blow your nose into a cloth napkin, you absolute.

• 30:39Connor Wood?

  Barbarian.

• 30:40Brooke Averick?

  I never understood handkerchiefs for that reason. Like, you want to put your boogery cloth back into your breast pocket?

• 30:47Connor Wood?

  I'll tell you who does that. I'll tell you who does that. Anytime you borrow a jacket or a sweater from my Mimi, and you put your arms through the sleeve holes,

• 30:53Brooke Averick?

  That's fine for me.

• 30:54Connor Wood?

  you are gonna hit a tissue or two on your way out of the hole.

• 30:56Brooke Averick?

  Well, like, tissues are fine. I don't understand reusable snotty cloths.

• 31:02Connor Wood?

  I think that that was-

• 31:03Brooke Averick?

  Handkerchiefs, I do not think that they should be a thing.

• 31:06Connor Wood?

  I think that was-

• 31:06Brooke Averick?

  Just use a tissue.

• 31:07Connor Wood?

  I think that was a little bit theatrical, though, too, when they would go,

• 31:11Connor Wood?

  you know, when a young woman was crying and the man was-

• 31:13Brooke Averick?

  Why do you want to keep using the same boogery cloth?

• 31:15Connor Wood?

  But I think that it was more like,

• 31:18Connor Wood?

  I have a drizzle. I have a small, I have a small leak.

• 31:21Brooke Averick?

  Anytime I've seen someone use a handkerchief, it's a full blow.

• 31:25Connor Wood?

  When have you seen someone use a handkerchief?

• 31:27Brooke Averick?

  I don't know, but I know I have.

• 31:29Connor Wood?

  I think in-

• 31:30Brooke Averick?

  In movies and movies.

• 31:31Connor Wood?

  In like an old timey, I'm picturing like Ed Westwick handing someone a handkerchief.

• 31:36Brooke Averick?

  Wait, so in summary?

• 31:37Connor Wood?

  In summary?

• 31:37Brooke Averick?

  You can blow your nose in public, and that's fine, but just be self-aware about where you are and what kind of stuff nose you have. Here's what I will say really quickly, that always pissed me the hell off when I was little and picking my nose,

• 31:55Brooke Averick?

  for the purpose of like, there is one booger there, and my mom would be like, use a tissue, and it's like, that's only gonna impede what I need to do.

• 32:04Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 32:04Brooke Averick?

  It's only a barrier, it's only a barrier to getting this out.

• 32:08Connor Wood?

  That's definitely a speed bump.

• 32:09Brooke Averick?

  Do you, you agree with that?

• 32:10Connor Wood?

  100%.

• 32:11Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 32:11Connor Wood?

  Now, should we be picking our noses in public?

• 32:13Brooke Averick?

  I didn't say I was picking my nose in public.

• 32:15Connor Wood?

  I did.

• 32:17Connor Wood?

  I did. I kind of, like, that's part of like, letting go and letting God, where it's like, it's my life. You know?

• 32:25Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 32:25Connor Wood?

  If I want to pick my nose, I'm not looking, I'm not in the market for friends. I'm not trying to get married right now. I'm gonna pick my nose in public. Now, I'm not saying-

• 32:34Brooke Averick?

  When do you think you'll get married?

• 32:34Connor Wood?

  Ham.

• 32:38Connor Wood?

  Probably my 30s, which is weird.

• 32:40Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 32:42Connor Wood?

  Let's move on now.

• 32:45Connor Wood?

  Um, I got one. I found out last year that actors aren't actually having sex in movies. I'm 23.

• 32:53Brooke Averick?

  I mean, that's, that's pretty late to figure that out.

• 32:57Connor Wood?

  That's late to figure it out. I will say, I thought, I thought having sex was making out in movies until I was like probably too late to know that, which is weird. That's just the sex education failing us in Texas, in public schools, but um.

• 33:14Brooke Averick?

  I think I was really confused about what sex was until.

• 33:17Connor Wood?

  Well, considering, considering everyone was giving each other hand jobs.

• 33:22Connor Wood?

  Everyone was not giving each other hand jobs. And considering my friends, like everyone like at parties.

• 33:27Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 33:28Connor Wood?

  You know, I told that story about my crush, sitting, sitting next to me.

• 33:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 33:32Connor Wood?

  On the couch and actively giving the guy next to her a handjob.

• 33:37Brooke Averick?

  I don't think that I ever experienced that in public.

• 33:40Connor Wood?

  And I still thought making out was sex. Like what did I think the handjob was? I don't know. Um, and then the one next to this, which is, I think is, is great. My uncle, my uncle convinced me, men give birth to dogs.

• 33:55Connor Wood?

  Which I love. That's actually, there was two of those.

• 33:57Brooke Averick?

  Men give, that's good.

• 33:59Connor Wood?

  That's, that's in the same vein as like, I always thought dogs were boys and cats were girls.

• 34:04Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Like women give birth to humans and men give birth to dogs.

• 34:07Connor Wood?

  The dogs, yeah.

• 34:08Brooke Averick?

  I get it.

• 34:09Connor Wood?

  I'm like subscribed to that still.

• 34:11Brooke Averick?

  I don't hate it.

• 34:11Connor Wood?

  I don't either.

• 34:12Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 34:12Connor Wood?

  Let's make that happen, y'all.

• 34:14Brooke Averick?

  You would give birth to a dog if you could.

• 34:17Connor Wood?

  Completely. I mean, I want that. Yeah. I gave birth to Max.

• 34:19Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, out of your butt.

• 34:22Connor Wood?

  Okay. Are you up?

• 34:25Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Glasses at formal events.

• 34:28Connor Wood?

  Sunglasses?

• 34:30Brooke Averick?

  It just says glasses.

• 34:32Connor Wood?

  Oh, well, okay. Now, I'm for glasses at formal events.

• 34:37Brooke Averick?

  I am too.

• 34:38Connor Wood?

  I've always been, and I'm talking sunglasses or like, I wore these to black tie wedding. I wore, I wore a similar pair to the Grammys.

• 34:48Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I'm talking more so like eyeglasses.

• 34:51Connor Wood?

  Okay, now we're getting into eyeglasses.

• 34:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 34:53Connor Wood?

  I think if you.

• 34:54Brooke Averick?

  Sunglasses I honestly would be less enthused by, I think.

• 34:58Connor Wood?

  Right, but unless you're styling them.

• 35:01Brooke Averick?

  Sure. But even so, maybe then.

• 35:05Brooke Averick?

  For me.

• 35:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I mean, not if it's pitch black and I'm what, you know, you're. I'm not wearing them at the reception at the wedding. Unless it's outside, and that's their fault. Seeing eyeglasses. I think. I'm pro. You gotta see. Now, if you had got a fugly pair of frames, that's on you. Put on, put in contacts. If they complement your fit and they, they elevate it.

• 35:31Brooke Averick?

  I, like, my personal preference, I don't think I've ever. Seen, I'm just talking about men, I guess, right now. I've never. Preferred a man without glasses to a man with glasses. Like, if any, if there's any chance for a man to wear glasses, I would say yes.

• 35:50Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 35:50Brooke Averick?

  Put those on your face.

• 35:52Connor Wood?

  What about if they're transition lenses?

• 35:53Brooke Averick?

  I did, I'm not speaking of transition lenses. Just classic seeing eyeglasses, I will always prefer someone in them over not wearing them.

• 36:01Connor Wood?

  What about, like, weird frames that are like Dwight Schrute?

• 36:07Brooke Averick?

  I mean, they're ugly glasses. Like, I'd probably say, just get a new pair of glasses.

• 36:11Connor Wood?

  You're just seeing a guy at a formal event, though. You wouldn't walk up to him and be like, you should get new glasses.

• 36:17Brooke Averick?

  Well, if he's wearing ugly glasses, like, that's, that's just, like, preference.

• 36:22Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 36:23Brooke Averick?

  You know? I honestly think I might like a guy. Better ugly glasses than no glasses at all.

• 36:29Connor Wood?

  Really?

• 36:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. That's a good question.

• 36:32Connor Wood?

  All right, but we are just talking pro or against?

• 36:34Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I'm pro.

• 36:35Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 36:35Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. But now, uh.

• 36:37Connor Wood?

  I'm pro too.

• 36:38Brooke Averick?

  Maybe I'm being sexist, because now I'm like, I feel like, I don't know if I've ever seen a woman. Ali Wong always does glasses at formal events, and she always looks great.

• 36:47Connor Wood?

  Sarah Silverman.

• 36:49Brooke Averick?

  I've never seen Sarah Silverman in glasses.

• 36:51Connor Wood?

  She will fuck up a pair of glasses, seeing eyeglasses.

• 36:54Brooke Averick?

  She will?

• 36:55Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Can we type in Sarah Silverman glasses?

• 37:00Connor Wood?

  Yeah, there she is.

• 37:03Brooke Averick?

  You know, people say I look like her.

• 37:04Connor Wood?

  Like, 100%, you do.

• 37:08Connor Wood?

  In some pictures, not that one.

• 37:13Brooke Averick?

  I feel like she looks like she could be my aunt.

• 37:15Connor Wood?

  She does.

• 37:15Brooke Averick?

  Or sister.

• 37:17Connor Wood?

  She do, she do. Okay, my turn?

• 37:20Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. In summary, pro.

• 37:22Connor Wood?

  Pro.

• 37:23Brooke Averick?

  But I'm a little sexist, maybe.

• 37:26Connor Wood?

  Let's see.

• 37:31Connor Wood?

  That the world used to be black and white.

• 37:34Brooke Averick?

  Does anyone, oh.

• 37:35Connor Wood?

  I used to think that.

• 37:39Connor Wood?

  I used to think that when TV turned to color.

• 37:42Brooke Averick?

  That's good.

• 37:42Connor Wood?

  Because everything that they would show us in the past, like all the photos and stuff of like World War II, they would all be black and white.

• 37:48Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's so true.

• 37:49Connor Wood?

  Whoa, like, we all used to see like dogs when they made new eyes.

• 37:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I guess I must have thought that too, but I think I probably realized that wasn't the case at an appropriate age.

• 38:01Connor Wood?

  I don't know when I realized, but it was a way, it was like, whoa, that that never changed. It was kind of like the Bernstein Bears effect for me.

• 38:09Brooke Averick?

  Like a Mandela effect?

• 38:10Connor Wood?

  Mandela, not Bernstein Bears.

• 38:13Brooke Averick?

  I don't think that's what a Mandela effect is.

• 38:18Connor Wood?

  Yeah, yeah, because I was like, in my head, I was like, oh, the world is black and white. And then one day I was like, wait, it's not at all.

• 38:25Brooke Averick?

  I think that's just learning something.

• 38:27Connor Wood?

  Okay, yeah, you're right.

• 38:28Brooke Averick?

  But I do.

• 38:28Connor Wood?

  Because it wasn't a memory, it's not a memory.

• 38:30Brooke Averick?

  The butterfly effect is also confusing.

• 38:31Connor Wood?

  The butterfly effect is that one small thing can lead to, like, I always think the, the, this is like almost, it's almost OC, it might, it might trigger someone's OCD. Because like, I would always think like, oh, I need to save this ant from my house and put it outside because this ant might feed a spider that feeds a bird.

• 38:51Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 38:52Connor Wood?

  That like drops a flower

• 38:55Connor Wood?

  seed somewhere and that flower grows and like someone picks it and gives it to their their, and proposes to their, their spouse. And then they get married and they have the next president who stops a war or some shit, I don't know. But like, I would think that it would happen because I saved the ant. And if I didn't save the ant, then like, the world explodes.

• 39:15Brooke Averick?

  That is the butterfly effect to me, but everyone on TikTok is like, can you believe that like butterfly effect, if I wasn't born, I wouldn't have this cat?

• 39:25Brooke Averick?

  And I think that's just like not the butterfly effect.

• 39:27Connor Wood?

  People are able to take-

• 39:28Brooke Averick?

  I think that's just like an event.

• 39:30Connor Wood?

  People are able to take any train and be like, isn't it weird that like, if I didn't have that bean and cheese burrito earlier, I wouldn't have had a fart that made my eyes water just now?

• 39:38Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 39:39Connor Wood?

  That's, that's just like-

• 39:40Brooke Averick?

  I think that's just a series of events.

• 39:41Connor Wood?

  Right.

• 39:42Brooke Averick?

  Rather than the butterfly effect.

• 39:43Connor Wood?

  The butterfly effect has to, has to leave your, leave your person. It has, I think it has to be like something-

• 39:49Brooke Averick?

  Chain.

• 39:50Connor Wood?

  A chain reaction.

• 39:51Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Chain reaction.

• 39:53Connor Wood?

  Chain, chain.

• 39:54Brooke Averick?

  Chain, I was debating between chain, chain, chain and the Disney Channel.

• 39:57Connor Wood?

  Oh, sorry.

• 39:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, no, you're good. I'm glad you brought-

• 40:00Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's the, that's the, um, one thing can change the world, like one-

• 40:08Brooke Averick?

  Chain reaction.

• 40:09Connor Wood?

  Disney Channel- I feel like we don't talk about how Disney Channel had like, all of these charitable commercials about like Joe Jonas saving, saving the world's natural resources. Do you remember that? It's like, one thing you do today.

• 40:24Brooke Averick?

  Pass the plate?

• 40:26Connor Wood?

  Not pass the plate. That was about bringing, that was about uniting the na- that was, that, pass the plate has been more widely effective in bringing people together than the United Nations. There I said it. I love zucchini.

• 40:40Brooke Averick?

  I completely agree.

• 40:41Connor Wood?

  And when it's raining over here, it's sunny over here.

• 40:44Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 40:46Connor Wood?

  We're all-

• 40:46Brooke Averick?

  We all are looking at the same moon.

• 40:48Connor Wood?

  We're all one people, pass the plate.

• 40:50Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 40:50Connor Wood?

  Wow. We might have to-

• 40:52Brooke Averick?

  It's the same plate.

• 40:52Connor Wood?

  We might have to bring, we might-

• 40:53Brooke Averick?

  Same plate, different foods.

• 40:56Connor Wood?

  Same day.

• 41:01Connor Wood?

  No, same shit, different day.

• 41:02Brooke Averick?

  Same sun, different time zone.

• 41:05Connor Wood?

  Oh, you can say that again, but I mean-

• 41:07Brooke Averick?

  I'll drink to that.

• 41:08Connor Wood?

  Cheers.

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• 41:59Brooke Averick?

  So gross.

• 42:01Connor Wood?

  I love it, man.

• 42:03Brooke Averick?

  Who?

• 42:04Connor Wood?

  Ooh.

• 42:04Brooke Averick?

  Okay, I have one.

• 42:05Connor Wood?

  Alright.

• 42:10Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 42:10Connor Wood?

  Nothing. I got a really horrible email.

• 42:12Brooke Averick?

  People waiting for my parking spot.

• 42:20Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 42:21Connor Wood?

  Back up.

• 42:23Connor Wood?

  Don't put any pressure on me while I'm backing up. Now, now, wait. Now, people waiting for my parking spot?

• 42:31Connor Wood?

  Me wa-

• 42:31Brooke Averick?

  Me waking, me waiting for someone else's parking spot?

• 42:33Connor Wood?

  Get out!

• 42:34Brooke Averick?

  Very good.

• 42:35Connor Wood?

  Get on your phone, bitch! I'm trying to park here!

• 42:38Brooke Averick?

  That is totally one of those things. It's like, you can't do it, but obviously I can.

• 42:42Connor Wood?

  Sorry if anyone's listening in headphones. I will talk at a more mellow pace. People, people waiting for me while I'm getting out of my parking spot?

• 42:53Connor Wood?

  Now, me walking to my car and saying, "You can come take my spot while they're waiting." I, all in my head while I'm, while I'm getting in my car. "Take mine, I'm get, I'm getting in right now, I'll back up." In my head, it's, "I can see a halo, halo, I can see a halo."

• 43:10Brooke Averick?

  How about someone trailing you while you're walking into your car without you saying, "Hey, man, follow me."

• 43:17Connor Wood?

  On their windshield.

• 43:18Brooke Averick?

  That's bad. But yeah, it really just depends on the person, honestly. You can tell, you can really tell someone's heart based off of the way that they navigate trying to take your parking spot. It matters about the distance that they keep, the hand gestures they make. It's all in the person.

• 43:36Connor Wood?

  It is.

• 43:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I've had some really great experiences with people waiting for my spot where I feel like I've made a lifelong friend. And I've had some really terrible experiences with someone waiting for my spot where I've wanted to back into them.

• 43:49Connor Wood?

  I've had a couple things where, this is like, really something to look, look into, look inward for. But recently, I've been holding the door for people. I mean, I've always held the door for people, but they'll just walk in and I'll go, "You're welcome."

• 44:04Connor Wood?

  And it's really not a huge deal. It's not a life-changing thing, but I want, I want that to sit with them. Be like, okay. Manners, please. I beg of you.

• 44:12Brooke Averick?

  No, when someone doesn't say thank you for me. To me, even though like, obviously like, I'm not doing it for the thank you.

• 44:18Connor Wood?

  I am.

• 44:19Brooke Averick?

  I'm not doing it for the thank you, but when they don't say thank you, I'm like, you, you, you are rotten to the core.

• 44:24Connor Wood?

  Rotten to the core.

• 44:26Brooke Averick?

  I think that your apple is rotten right to the core.

• 44:30Brooke Averick?

  You shouldn't be allowed to vote.

• 44:31Connor Wood?

  To the airport, to the airport, to the airport. I also think that when I let someone, that's like another lyric of that song.

• 44:38Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 44:39Connor Wood?

  As someone who went to one of the concerts.

• 44:41Brooke Averick?

  Are you talking about the part that goes, "The apple"?

• 44:43Connor Wood?

  It's the airport.

• 44:45Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 44:46Connor Wood?

  To the airport, yeah.

• 44:48Brooke Averick?

  It's to the airport?

• 44:49Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 44:50Brooke Averick?

  Why is she going to the airport?

• 44:51Connor Wood?

  She just wants to drive to the airport. I don't.

• 44:54Brooke Averick?

  I thought it was "The apple".

• 44:56Connor Wood?

  To the airport.

• 44:57Brooke Averick?

  The apple.

• 44:58Connor Wood?

  The way it says airport about 400 times.

• 45:00Brooke Averick?

  Why does she want to go to the airport?

• 45:01Connor Wood?

  She just wants to leave.

• 45:04Brooke Averick?

  Because the apple was rotten right to the core?

• 45:07Connor Wood?

  There was a worm in it.

• 45:10Brooke Averick?

  Whoa.

• 45:13Brooke Averick?

  I did not know. That she was heading to the airport. I simply thought she was singing about the apple.

• 45:20Connor Wood?

  The apple, the whole time, there's an apple.

• 45:22Brooke Averick?

  Did I tell you when I went to Charlie? When she was saying this, the apple? It sounded so much like she said Brooke Averick. Repeatedly.

• 45:31Connor Wood?

  There's a little bit of a mind game that's played where you can almost hear what you want.

• 45:36Brooke Averick?

  And me and Kat looked at each other, like, did she just say Brooke Averick? And she kept saying, she kept saying, I can't explain what was happening.

• 45:44Connor Wood?

  Oh, it was the butterfly effect.

• 45:45Brooke Averick?

  It was totally Mandela.

• 45:47Connor Wood?

  Because if you wouldn't have gone to the concert, you wouldn't have heard your name through her lips.

• 45:52Brooke Averick?

  But I really felt like she was saying that. I also think Brooke sounds like everything else.

• 45:57Connor Wood?

  That was like at my last show. The waiters kept coming around the corner and they kept going, "Corner", and I go, "What"? It sounded like they were yelling my name. What? Um, what were we talking about? Before?

• 46:10Brooke Averick?

  Parking spots.

• 46:11Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but like I was about to say, how did we get to? Oh.

• 46:14Brooke Averick?

  Cause they're rotten right to the core.

• 46:16Connor Wood?

  When I let someone merge. And I'm like, come on in. I'm like in a good mood. I'm not in a rush. Come on in. Oh, I miss driving. Come on in. And they like, just come on in and they don't even go, throw me one of these. Rear end, push you to the side.

• 46:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 46:33Connor Wood?

  Wave at me bitch.

• 46:34Brooke Averick?

  Total the car.

• 46:34Connor Wood?

  Wave at me.

• 46:35Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 46:35Connor Wood?

  Give me like a, give me a nod. I'll take a nod, honestly. Like it's not, like what, it's hard?

• 46:42Brooke Averick?

  What, like it's hard?

• 46:43Connor Wood?

  Like a little bit of common courtesy my way.

• 46:45Brooke Averick?

  I agree.

• 46:45Connor Wood?

  I have a pure heart.

• 46:47Brooke Averick?

  I agree. I've never not waved to someone and thanks. And then when they don't wave back to me and thanks, like.

• 46:52Connor Wood?

  Whoa.

• 46:53Brooke Averick?

  My god. Me.

• 46:56Connor Wood?

  You in hell.

• 46:56Brooke Averick?

  Heading to the.

• 46:58Connor Wood?

  Airport. Ew, speaking of apples in the airport, I got an apple at the airport the other day and it was wrapped in saran wrap as they do. They wrap all of the fruits, like even fruit. I get apple, you gotta wrap in something because I'm gonna eat the skin. But like they'll wrap bananas and like oranges in saran wrap. And I'm just like, you guys are such freaks.

• 47:19Connor Wood?

  But.

• 47:20Brooke Averick?

  I love putting saran wrap on my body. Well, I, sorry, that, like, for medical procedures. Sorry. It's like, I love when the tattoo person puts saran wrap on my tattoo after it's covered in Aquaphor. Does that make more sense?

• 47:37Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 47:37Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 47:38Connor Wood?

  I was talking to a young man last night from Switzerland and I said, you have the softest hands. And he said, thank you. I used to be in the Swiss Army.

• 47:47Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 47:47Connor Wood?

  And I said, explain how that's, did they moisturize you every day? And he goes, no, it was so cold outside. That my hands had just gone to, they just busted to bits. And one day I said, I need to fix this. And my Swiss aunt told me, get some gloves, some cheap gloves, fill them up with moisturizer and sleep in them.

• 48:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 48:08Connor Wood?

  And I kid you not, I was like, I'm taken aback by your palms.

• 48:11Brooke Averick?

  I wanna do that with my face, like ski mask.

• 48:13Connor Wood?

  Okay. One more piece of advice to the people and everyone's gonna be like, you're gonna get cancer from doing this. I might.

• 48:21Connor Wood?

  I had like a really early morning shoot in, in Jersey. I think I told you about it, like. And the New Yorkers just don't go to sleep ever. And it was like two in the morning and I had people over my house and I was like, you guys have to go because I have to be up at 6:30. Like I'm only gonna get four and a half hours of sleep now. And I had gone earlier knowing that it was gonna be a later night because we had a concert or something and then I knew it was just gonna be late. And I got a CVS face mask and I put it in my fridge. And I go, this is supposed to be a 20 minute procedure, but I go, I can't waste 20 minutes waiting up to throw this away. I'm gonna sleep.

• 48:54Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, of course.

• 48:55Connor Wood?

  So I put the mask on, I wedge my face in between two of my pillows or my head in between two of my pillows. And I, and I conk. I woke up, I have eye bags when I have had the perfect night's sleep, had a bottle of water, like, or so much water the day before. Vegetables, protein, whatever. I'll have the healthiest day ever. I'll wake up with eye bags. Four hours of sleep, night out with drinks. I woke up smooth as could be, zero inflammation. And just gorgeous. I was like, I could see my reflection in my reflection.

• 49:30Brooke Averick?

  I'm thinking of you looking in the mirror and going, just gorgeous.

• 49:33Connor Wood?

  No, I was like, no, I was taken aback because, and the mask had shrunk to the size of like, if you put spinach in a pan and it was just like, guy, because my, my face had sucked that thing dry.

• 49:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 49:43Connor Wood?

  It was awesome. I was like, wow, this is, so I would say go to CVS, get the crappy little cheap eye bag under things or like the mask and then fall asleep in it and they shrivel up because your body is so thirsty.

• 49:53Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I love putting my eye under eye things in the fridge.

• 49:58Connor Wood?

  It's just awesome.

• 49:59Brooke Averick?

  And my thing that like, I have a thing that I don't know how to describe the motion, but you just like.

• 50:04Connor Wood?

  Guasha?

• 50:05Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, guasha for the under eye pieces only. So you just guasha your under eyes. That's in the fridge too, and I love that.

• 50:11Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's nice.

• 50:12Brooke Averick?

  Maybe I should put it in the freezer though.

• 50:14Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 50:15Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I should put it in the freezer.

• 50:16Connor Wood?

  I just saw these things on TikTok that this girl made, small business alert, small business woman owned. And it's like an ice popsicle and you shoot you it's like being sold out all have you seen those?

• 50:27Speaker 05

  I have bought one.

• 50:27Connor Wood?

  You bought one? Is it work?

• 50:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:30Connor Wood?

  Okay, so is he?

• 50:31Speaker 05

  It's just putting ice on your face, but.

• 50:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 50:32Connor Wood?

  It is, but it's in a popsicle.

• 50:33Brooke Averick?

  Putting ice on your face is one of those that's propaganda that I will support till my dying day. Nothing works more than that.

• 50:41Connor Wood?

  It's so weird. I saw one of those things where it was like talk to this dermatologist about these like skin hacks and everyone was like gua sha 10 out of 10 works. And I like a cold gua sha.

• 50:51Brooke Averick?

  That I don't know. That is I thought about propaganda that I couldn't get behind, by the way, as I was falling asleep. Cottage cheese.

• 50:59Connor Wood?

  Cottage cheese is some that I was hesitant to try and now I am in love with.

• 51:04Brooke Averick?

  I can I cannot do cottage.

• 51:06Connor Wood?

  Cause remember when I was doing that long term deal with dairy?

• 51:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, when you dairy incorporated.

• 51:11Connor Wood?

  Dairy like just dairy.

• 51:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 51:15Connor Wood?

  And one of the products was cottage cheese and I go, I can't stomach it like I were gonna have to figure out a new way, a new path that we go. We can't because it's curd. It's curdled a little bit.

• 51:28Brooke Averick?

  It's it's not even curdled a little bit. It's just.

• 51:31Connor Wood?

  Full blown curdled. You guys cottage cheese tastes so good with fruit with on toast.

• 51:37Brooke Averick?

  Getting like full bodies.

• 51:39Connor Wood?

  It's so good. It's so good. And I was so hesitant and it makes me so embarrassed that I was just like.

• 51:44Brooke Averick?

  No, people love.

• 51:45Connor Wood?

  Not I didn't have an open mind to the curd.

• 51:48Brooke Averick?

  The girl that used to that dips the stuff in mustard now dips in cottage cheese and mustard.

• 51:53Connor Wood?

  She's been transformed into a new woman.

• 51:55Brooke Averick?

  I can't. I can't.

• 51:58Connor Wood?

  Can I show you guys something kind of weird?

• 52:00Brooke Averick?

  You may.

• 52:01Connor Wood?

  So like this is disgusting, but let's keep in my oh my God, has my stomach just been hanging over my pants the whole time? We're gonna have to we're gonna have to throw this episode away.

• 52:11Connor Wood?

  Okay, so.

• 52:14Connor Wood?

  I I've I've I need to do laundry, but I've been on the road.

• 52:17Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 52:18Connor Wood?

  In Oklahoma City, it was really hot. I haven't washed these pants since pre Oklahoma City. They were clean. I've worn them twice. This is my second time wearing them. But I want you guys to see how much I sweat during a show. This is gross. I'm just getting ahead of it. Ooh, I've gone limp.

• 52:35Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 52:36Connor Wood?

  Like, there's actual saltine buildup on my pants.

• 52:41Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, there is.

• 52:42Connor Wood?

  From, no, some of these shows, they're so warm on the stage with the lights that like, I'm sweating out of my shins. It's really weird.

• 52:48Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 52:48Connor Wood?

  And then, we do like, I got, when, when people come up, we do like meet and greets, whatever. I have to tell people, like, I'm really sorry about how, how like soaked I am.

• 52:58Brooke Averick?

  I'm sure they're really understanding.

• 53:00Connor Wood?

  Some are, and some are like, "Oh, wow." Like, you were, you're being serious again? I was like, "Yeah, the show's over. I'm not joking around anymore. I'm really wet."

• 53:08Brooke Averick?

  I've never seen any bad words about you being wet.

• 53:12Connor Wood?

  Don't tell me if you have, or if you've seen any other bad words about me.

• 53:14Brooke Averick?

  I'm like, not even being dramatic because I love him so much. I really think Jonathan Groff has changed the game.

• 53:18Connor Wood?

  Oh, I thought you were gonna say something nice about me. Wow.

• 53:20Brooke Averick?

  No. No, listen. I really, I am not. But I really think that Jonathan Groff has changed the way for how we see wet men.

• 53:29Connor Wood?

  He's paved away, like-

• 53:30Brooke Averick?

  He's paved away for what, it's okay to be a wet man.

• 53:32Connor Wood?

  Jonathan Groff soaked so I could wet.

• 53:36Brooke Averick?

  Literally. Being a wet man is fine now.

• 53:39Connor Wood?

  Being a soaked man is fine.

• 53:41Brooke Averick?

  Like, being a drenching, soaking, wet man.

• 53:46Connor Wood?

  Listen, at this point-

• 53:47Brooke Averick?

  It's not only fine, it's sexy.

• 53:48Connor Wood?

  It's almost embarrassing to be, not only dry, but even damp. Like, get wet, you guys.

• 53:53Brooke Averick?

  You're not soaked, you're not working hard enough.

• 53:55Connor Wood?

  It's a wet man summer.

• 53:57Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Wet man summer. I'm totally-

• 53:59Connor Wood?

  I'm on board. I'm soaked right now.

• 54:01Brooke Averick?

  Awesome.

• 54:02Connor Wood?

  I'm throwing away this shirt after this episode.

• 54:04Brooke Averick?

  Awesome, awesome.

• 54:05Connor Wood?

  Woo. Um, okay, let me do one.

• 54:09Brooke Averick?

  Airport. I can't get over that.

• 54:14Connor Wood?

  I thought Santa Claus and God were brothers.

• 54:20Connor Wood?

  Me too.

• 54:21Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

• 54:22Connor Wood?

  Cause all, all of these entities that like, are real, and you can't see, it's like, "Oh, they must know each other."

• 54:28Brooke Averick?

  I very much remember finding out that Santa wasn't real, and kind of going through this with my dad, and being like, "Oh my God, so like, the Easter bunny's not real." And he was like, "Yeah, exactly." And I was like, "Oh my God, so God's not real." And then he was like, "Huh." Like, didn't know.

• 54:43Connor Wood?

  I, I wish that there, there was some-

• 54:45Brooke Averick?

  Had an answer.

• 54:46Connor Wood?

  I wish I had memories like that, in between Mariana's Trench and like, my 15th birthday.

• 54:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 54:53Connor Wood?

  Cause I don't. Like, I dropped off after-

• 54:58Connor Wood?

  Two, two A, two, I'm saying times, two, I said two P M and two A M, two years old? And then fifteen.

• 55:06Brooke Averick?

  And I'm, I stopped retaining at like thirteen, twelve, thirteen. And then through college, I don't really remember much.

• 55:14Connor Wood?

  And I have stories that have been told to me that I'm like, oh, no, I remember that. I don't think I do.

• 55:18Brooke Averick?

  That's fine.

• 55:19Connor Wood?

  It's just something that people have told me. You know what's scary is that my mom will remember things, I've said this before, remember things the way that she wants to remember them, like in her reality, and it becomes fact to her, the truth.

• 55:30Brooke Averick?

  That's the same with everyone.

• 55:31Connor Wood?

  I've told other people stories so much that I, I've, I've adopted them as my own and I've, I said one in front of my high school friends. And they were like, that didn't happen to you, that happened to me on my family trip in Bermuda. And I go, oh, my God. What is real?

• 55:47Brooke Averick?

  I know, no, nothing is real.

• 55:49Connor Wood?

  It just goes to show you, you can create your own reality.

• 55:51Brooke Averick?

  I had, there have been a few things that I've created.

• 55:54Connor Wood?

  Like what?

• 55:55Brooke Averick?

  It's like things that like I was not like proud or happy of that I've just completely reinvented and now I don't even remember what the truth was.

• 56:05Connor Wood?

  Damn.

• 56:07Brooke Averick?

  Dumb.

• 56:08Connor Wood?

  Damn, Daniel.

• 56:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 56:10Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 56:11Brooke Averick?

  Which like good riddance to the truth.

• 56:13Connor Wood?

  You know that I was interning at Vans when Damn Daniel got famous?

• 56:17Brooke Averick?

  What is the connection?

• 56:19Connor Wood?

  What do you mean?

• 56:20Brooke Averick?

  Was he wearing Vans?

• 56:21Connor Wood?

  Damn, Daniel and the white vans, right?

• 56:24Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I didn't know that there was more to the sentence.

• 56:27Connor Wood?

  Yeah, Vans gave him like a lifetime, lifetime supply of vans and like a giant check. I wanna, I wanna get a giant check.

• 56:33Brooke Averick?

  I do too.

• 56:36Connor Wood?

  Like that would be epic sauce.

• 56:39Brooke Averick?

  We could do like a race for the cure for doms and do.

• 56:43Connor Wood?

  Wait, I'm, I'm super down to do like.

• 56:45Brooke Averick?

  Something with a giant check?

• 56:46Connor Wood?

  Like mid summer race for the cure project.

• 56:49Brooke Averick?

  Okay, let's do doms awareness.

• 56:51Connor Wood?

  And Ella's down low.

• 56:54Brooke Averick?

  I don't think that's what it's called, is it?

• 56:56Connor Wood?

  Ella's Dom?

• 56:56Brooke Averick?

  We need to really, I think we need, really need to look into that.

• 56:59Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make an appointment. Of course, of course, I, I said like a week ago, I'm like, I'm gonna ask my assistant to talk to the therapist, make the, and everyone's like, that's all HIPAA stuff. And like someone else can't do that for you.

• 57:14Brooke Averick?

  Right, that's a good point.

• 57:16Connor Wood?

  Call and, and say you're me.

• 57:18Brooke Averick?

  And cats, cat HIV.

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• 58:06Connor Wood?

  So, so we'll do a combo. Can we type in Ellers Danlos? I can't remember what his name is.

• 58:10Brooke Averick?

  Download?

• 58:11Connor Wood?

  Ellers Danlos. Okay.

• 58:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 58:14Connor Wood?

  Ellers Danlos.

• 58:14Brooke Averick?

  EDS. Let me call it EDS.

• 58:15Connor Wood?

  Okay, so we want to do overly flexible joints I do not have. What's the symptoms again?

• 58:20Brooke Averick?

  Know that, though?

• 58:22Connor Wood?

  I don't, I'm not flexible. Skin hyper flexibility, tissue fragility, including blood vessels and organs, potentially leading to complications like organ ruptures or, okay, I don't have that.

• 58:32Brooke Averick?

  We don't know.

• 58:33Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 58:34Brooke Averick?

  But I think it's like, how do you get diagnosed?

• 58:38Connor Wood?

  Diagnosis typically involves a thorough medical history, physical exam, and genetic testing. In some cases, management focuses on symptom relief and preventing complications, which may involve physical therapy, pain management, in some cases, surgical intervention.

• 58:51Brooke Averick?

  Maybe it's a spectrum and you're just lower on the spectrum.

• 58:53Connor Wood?

  Could be.

• 58:54Brooke Averick?

  But it's come up so many times that it's like it might be worth getting checked.

• 58:58Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna get checked.

• 58:59Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 58:59Connor Wood?

  When I have some time after, I think, the Hawaii show, when I'm back in my city, I'll go to the doctor. I don't have a doctor yet. I've been going to urgent care every time I've gotten sick.

• 59:11Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, get a doctor.

• 59:12Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna get a doctor.

• 59:14Brooke Averick?

  Your assistant can't do that. I think your assistant can do that.

• 59:16Connor Wood?

  I think, fine, at least find options.

• 59:18Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 59:21Connor Wood?

  What was I gonna say? What was I gonna say? What was I gonna say? What was I gonna say? Oh, left boob. Tell me what I was about to say.

• 59:28Brooke Averick?

  That's reminding me of the magic conch.

• 59:32Connor Wood?

  That was one of the best episodes ever.

• 59:35Brooke Averick?

  Ever.

• 59:35Connor Wood?

  Magic conch, can I eat this sandwich? No.

• 59:39Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 59:40Connor Wood?

  Magic conch, can I eat this sandwich? Yes. Squidward absolutely full-blown passing away.

• 59:47Brooke Averick?

  I lo- I wish there was a real-life magic conch.

• 59:51Connor Wood?

  There probably is.

• 59:51Brooke Averick?

  Ooh, magic conch earrings would be very pretty.

• 59:53Connor Wood?

  Oh, my stupid friggin' stomach.

• 59:55Brooke Averick?

  Okay, should I read one?

• 59:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02Brooke Averick?

  The airport.

• 1:00:04Connor Wood?

  The airport.

• 1:00:04Brooke Averick?

  The airport. Um, ooh, this is interesting. Do you wanna go some-

• 1:00:10Connor Wood?

  Can I say something just in terms of apple plus airport? This is not even the one in the screenshot that I cared for, but oh, also that the word apple was a swear word. Wouldn't say apple for three years. I had, there was one night at a football game. My, my parents would get this wine, I don't know if they got it as a joke or what at some point, but they had this red wine that was, the brand was called Fat Bastard.

• 1:00:32Brooke Averick?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:32Connor Wood?

  And that was also in, um, Austin Powers. There was a, there was a guy that was an Irish sumo wrestler named Fat Bastard. And I didn't know bastard was a cuss word. And one of my friends had gone into the women's restroom. You know, that age where you hang out below the bleachers at the football games?

• 1:00:53Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:53Connor Wood?

  And you just hang out and you never actually watch a football game? Probably junior high or something. I'm sitting with them and she runs into the restroom and I go, "Fat Bastard." And I thought it was like a fun, funny, I thought it meant like hippo, you know, like, I thought it was like funny. I didn't know-

• 1:01:06Brooke Averick?

  Why were you calling her hippo anyway?

• 1:01:07Connor Wood?

  Uh, it just slipped out. I don't know, I don't even remember-

• 1:01:10Brooke Averick?

  Fat Bastard just slipped out?

• 1:01:12Connor Wood?

  I don't even know who I was talking about. No, I didn't, I mean, whatever.

• 1:01:15Brooke Averick?

  I just meant to call her a hippo.

• 1:01:17Connor Wood?

  Okay, I wasn't calling her fat. Okay, whatever. So I yelled that in after her and a mom comes out, now I'm in this group, and goes, "Which one of you yelled that curse word into the bathroom?" And I genuinely didn't know I did. So I was like, "I don't know what you're talking about." And she's like, "One of you did, one of you did." And I was like, "Maybe it was like my friend's older brother genuinely." Cause I was like, "I think it was maybe him." And later on in the night, someone had told me like, "Bastard is a cuss word." I got so physically sick that I, that I called my mom at halftime to come pick me up and I went home.

• 1:01:55Brooke Averick?

  That's so sad.

• 1:01:56Connor Wood?

  Like I, like the color left my, I remember, like that stuck in my brain. Color left my face. I was like, oh my God, it was me all along.

• 1:02:03Brooke Averick?

  All along, I'm the killer.

• 1:02:05Connor Wood?

  I'm the killer.

• 1:02:06Brooke Averick?

  Wow. I'm sorry that happened.

• 1:02:09Connor Wood?

  No, it was like that, that really truly like took me back.

• 1:02:13Brooke Averick?

  Bastard though, like didn't used to be a bad word. It was like reclaimed negatively.

• 1:02:17Connor Wood?

  Bastard is-

• 1:02:18Brooke Averick?

  And I think now it's being reclaimed positively again, but I'm not sure.

• 1:02:21Connor Wood?

  Bastard is a child had a-

• 1:02:22Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you're just like, oh, he's a bastard.

• 1:02:24Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:25Brooke Averick?

  As in child out of wedlock.

• 1:02:26Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but like, like that's-

• 1:02:27Brooke Averick?

  But I guess all curse, that's how all curse words start is like none of, just like a word.

• 1:02:31Connor Wood?

  I don't, like bastard, like, that's not your fault. You're a bastard. Like, talk-

• 1:02:36Brooke Averick?

  Right. But I guess it's the same as like your mom is so like, whatever. Like the All American Rejects, dirty little secret video, like my mom is so fat.

• 1:02:45Connor Wood?

  My mom's a whale.

• 1:02:45Brooke Averick?

  A whale. Yeah.

• 1:02:47Connor Wood?

  Um, well, okay. I guess, do you want to do one more and then we wrap?

• 1:02:51Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:02:52Connor Wood?

  Hit us.

• 1:02:53Brooke Averick?

  This was just something that I also saw, uh, being spoken about on TikTok and then got it as a response. A man in a yoga class, workout classes or women's spaces.

• 1:03:05Connor Wood?

  This is a hot take. What is this again?

• 1:03:07Brooke Averick?

  Um, like a-

• 1:03:09Connor Wood?

  Petty things that piss me off?

• 1:03:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:13Brooke Averick?

  I really see both sides genuinely.

• 1:03:18Connor Wood?

  Okay. Like it again, depends on the character of the, the man in the class.

• 1:03:23Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:23Connor Wood?

  No, that's like not the case at all. Like it's a coed space.

• 1:03:27Brooke Averick?

  Depends on the class.

• 1:03:28Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but if you want to take a, a women's only class, you have to sign up for a women's only class. Like that, that young man can also do hot yoga.

• 1:03:35Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, he can.

• 1:03:36Connor Wood?

  It's his God given right. Now yesterday-

• 1:03:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. You saying that, I'm like, oh wait, yeah, he can. But then the TikTok I saw, the woman that was like, I, I really believed her as well.

• 1:03:45Connor Wood?

  They're like-

• 1:03:45Brooke Averick?

  I'm so, I'm so easily-

• 1:03:47Connor Wood?

  There should be women only spaces where everyone feels comfortable. Like that, the, there's not going to be enough men for a men only class for a hot yoga. Um, I was in the gym yesterday at the hotel and a woman came in and I felt so weird that I was just in there with her that I left halfway through my workout.

• 1:04:05Brooke Averick?

  So weird. The world isn't it?

• 1:04:08Connor Wood?

  I know. I didn't want to look in her, even though I was like trying to watch me.

• 1:04:11Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:12Connor Wood?

  But she was over towards the mirror. So I was just like, okay, I can't see myself. I'm just going to go. Cause half of my enjoyment at the gym is like looking at myself as I lift something.

• 1:04:22Brooke Averick?

  I'm surprised you just admitted that.

• 1:04:23Connor Wood?

  I don't care. It's awesome. It's like, cause you're lifting something and like, that's, I'm not buff. The most buff I look is like when I have a little pump going.

• 1:04:32Brooke Averick?

  Uh huh.

• 1:04:33Connor Wood?

  And I'm like, I can't see my form, so I don't know if I'm doing it right. It feels like I'm doing it wrong. I'm leaving.

• 1:04:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:38Connor Wood?

  Like halfway. I was towards, it was towards the tail end and I needed to leave anyways, but I also was just like, I feel weird that it's just us two in here and I keep looking that way. Cause I'm looking at myself and she's over there like.

• 1:04:47Brooke Averick?

  Well, you're not a creepy man. Like unfortunately, like men, you need to figure out like if you're a creepy man or not.

• 1:04:52Connor Wood?

  I know. She probably is like, who's this teenager that keeps looking in my?

• 1:04:55Brooke Averick?

  And if you aren't, if you are, you need to be self-aware enough to know that you can't do hot yoga class.

• 1:05:00Connor Wood?

  The thing is, a lot of creepy men are like the guy on the rehearsal that's a pilot that's been banned from every dating app for no reason.

• 1:05:07Brooke Averick?

  Right. And the thing is like he had, for no reason, he has no clue. He's going to be the one in a hot yoga class. And that's why I understand the argument.

• 1:05:14Connor Wood?

  It's unbelievable that some guy that's been banned from every dating app for no reason, no fault of his own is flying a plane.

• 1:05:20Brooke Averick?

  It's insane.

• 1:05:21Connor Wood?

  Cause that feels like someone that would make a rash decision.

• 1:05:24Brooke Averick?

  I would like to like speak to your dad. Like I want your dad to watch this and I want to speak to him about like pilots. Cause it's like, there hasn't been a normal one.

• 1:05:32Connor Wood?

  When I see him next, I'll sit down and re-watch those episodes, even though I really don't think he's gonna like the show.

• 1:05:36Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I don't think so either.

• 1:05:37Connor Wood?

  It's an uncomfortable show, especially if you don't know NF.

• 1:05:40Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, totally. If you don't know NF and this is your first, first, if episode, if season two, episode three is your first exposure to NF, I can't even like.

• 1:05:47Connor Wood?

  I don't.

• 1:05:47Brooke Averick?

  Begin to fathom.

• 1:05:49Connor Wood?

  We're not gonna go that far. That being said, he really liked Always Sunny and the episode of Always Sunny that.

• 1:05:53Brooke Averick?

  Is it similar?

• 1:05:54Connor Wood?

  That he liked. I mean, the episodes that he's watched are so decrepit and depraved of Always Sunny that I'm just like, there are episodes that would show you. And there's episodes that I wouldn't show you. And the episodes that he likes, I'm like, those are ones I skip cause I'm disturbed by them a little bit.

• 1:06:09Brooke Averick?

  Interesting.

• 1:06:11Connor Wood?

  And he's like, oh, it's so funny. Cause he knows Danny DeVito from like the TV that he watched. So like he sees Danny DeVito in these, in the Always Sunny role and he's like, this is un, it's like seeing. Who's a really seri- it'd be like seeing Austin Butler in like a hilarious- I know that's a bad example. It'd like, who's a really serious actor? Like Joaquin Phoenix. I don't know, fuck.

• 1:06:31Brooke Averick?

  It's okay, I also can't think of-

• 1:06:32Connor Wood?

  Thank you, thank you guys.

• 1:06:34Brooke Averick?

  Timmy?

• 1:06:35Connor Wood?

  No, I need like a- I need like, I genuinely needed Danny DeVito and I can't think of a parallel.

• 1:06:40Brooke Averick?

  There, cuz he's really so one of a kind.

• 1:06:42Connor Wood?

  I can't hold a mirror up to Danny DeVito. He's like so unique. Okay, thank you guys so much. Um, this was way better than last week.

• 1:06:51Brooke Averick?

  We'll see you at our Race for the Cure.

• 1:06:53Connor Wood?

  Oh yeah, wait, we need to, we need to sift through that. If you have any connections to Racist for Cures, um-

• 1:06:59Brooke Averick?

  And Giant Checks.

• 1:07:00Connor Wood?

  Or Giant Checks, or-

• 1:07:02Brooke Averick?

  You know the Giant Check's gonna cost us like 250?

• 1:07:05Connor Wood?

  Yeah, because I watched The Office.

• 1:07:07Brooke Averick?

  Me too.

• 1:07:08Connor Wood?

  Doms connections, Feline AIDS connections, EDS connections, let us hear you roar. Um, and start stretching because we have, we have a cure to find. I don't think any of the things that we talked about are deadly at all. And I think that maybe the, the cure for Doms is just like rest in water? And the cure for EDS-

• 1:07:29Brooke Averick?

  Well, I think, no, I think while they might not be deadly, they are chronically under-researched.

• 1:07:34Connor Wood?

  Cuz we don't know if I even have it. And everyone's gonna be like, the research you need is to go to the doctor.

• 1:07:38Brooke Averick?

  Well, I hadn't even heard of it until you, so clearly it needs more awareness.

• 1:07:40Connor Wood?

  We need to bring a platform.

• 1:07:41Brooke Averick?

  We're doing awareness.

• 1:07:42Connor Wood?

  We're raising awareness for-

• 1:07:43Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, well said.

• 1:07:44Connor Wood?

  Alright, thank you guys. We'll see you in the bonus. Come over to the bonus. We'll see you in the bonus. Come over in the bonus. Tell a friend. See ya.

• 1:07:53Brooke Averick?

  This week on Close Friends.

• 1:07:56Connor Wood?

  Let's take a shot of that tequila.

• 1:07:58Brooke Averick?

  Yes, oh my god, I'm like so thirsty. I've always wondered what it would be like to take Viagra as a woman.

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