The Snack: Mormon Wives, Hyrox Pooper, and Sydney Sweeney’s “Sports”

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about: NFL season kicks off US Open + a poop report from Rayna Sydney Sweeney’s “sports” commercial + bday post from Scooter Emmy highlights + best and worst dressed Breakdown of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives S5 Dancing With the Stars premieres + partying with the cast The Hyrox pooper Headlines: Macklemore/Ed Sheeran, Aaron Rodgers/Shailene Woodley, Martha Stewart’s nudes, Lady Gaga is (a) mother, Mitch McConnell is alive (allegedly) Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: Hinge: Download the dating app designed to be deleted. Noom: Start a GLP-1 program for $39 and have it delivered in as little as 7 days at https://noom.com Helix: Get 27% off at https://helixsleep.com/gge. Redken: Visit Ulta Beauty to shop Redken Acidic Grow Full System online and start building your healthiest looking hair routine. Lululemon: Get new styles from the fall collection and free returns at https://lululemon.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:01Rayna Greenberg?

  This week on the snack Mormon wives, the Emmys and the high rocks pooper.

• 0:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  This is a Dear Media production.

• 0:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Enjoy.

• 0:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  Ashley has been teasing this high rocks thing to me. I can't stress this enough. I don't even know what that word means. You were like, don't look it up. I don't know what that word means.

• 0:22Rayna Greenberg?

  We have a surprise later in the episode where I'm going to break this down, where I'm going to break all this shit down. Literally, Ed Raina knows nothing. I have a poop story for you.

• 0:32Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. Also, hi, guys.

• 0:34Rayna Greenberg?

  Hey.

• 0:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Here, introducing Cody's first snack.

• 0:38Rayna Greenberg?

  It is.

• 0:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  I feel like, no, this isn't. We talked about him, but I haven't had him. I picked him up last Wednesday after we recorded. So this is his first on camera. He will be on camera Monday as well. And then who's to say after that? Because I love him so much. Maybe he will be a new addition, but for now he's still up for adoption. If you guys are interested, but.

• 0:57Rayna Greenberg?

  Ashley will fight you.

• 0:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Maybe.

• 1:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, I am ready to laugh with you today because a giggle can change an entire day.

• 1:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Stop. Ew, no, stop. It just, it makes my whole body uncomfortable, Ashley. If anybody wrote that about me on the internet.

• 1:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  You guys, a giggle can change an entire day. We're just teasing everything that's coming to this episode. It's going to be a hot one. I'm so excited. But I'm just ready to giggle with you because it really, it can change an entire day. Some people would say, some people would say, some wordsmiths would say.

• 1:33Rayna Greenberg?

  If you posted that for my birthday, though, I would not like it. Okay. We're going to thank our partners and we'll get right into it. Thank you to Hinge. Download the dating app designed to be deleted. And Noom, start a GLP one program for $39 and have it delivered in as little as seven days at Noom.com.

• 1:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  And thank you to Helix. Get 27% off at helixsleep.com slash GGE. And thank you to Redken. Visit Alta Beauty to shop Redken Acidic Grow Full System online and start building your healthiest looking hair routine. And Lululemon, get new styles from the fall collection and free returns at lululemon.com. So we are going to kick it off with a sports report. Go Birds NFL season kicked off with an Eagles win and a Cowboys loss. So things are looking up. That's all I have to say. Eagles looked great. Game was great. And the Giants beat the Cowboys and that's all I care about. What about your team?

• 2:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Steelers won, obviously they won. And I did not get to watch the game. Unfortunately, I had to go to the US Open, but I'll watch next week. And I think that's it.

• 2:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 2:33Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm rooting for the Cowboys cheerleaders, the Eagles and the Steelers.

• 2:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, there we go.

• 2:39Rayna Greenberg?

  The US Open is over. I swear to God that US Open was like, what, two weeks? This is the first time I'm hearing that the US Open was so long. I was boots on the ground. Alexander Zavera from Germany won men's singles, women's singles. Elena Ribakina from Kazakhstan won. I was there. It was interesting. It was great. It was fun. I just want to shout out the security guards at the US Open and here's why. I got there. It is really obviously like far. It's far to get there. And as soon as I got in the car, I realized I had to go to the bathroom, but I was like, I can get through this. And by the time I got out there, 45 minutes later, I was like shaking and sweating. And I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do. And our friend had our ticket, had my tickets. And so I was like, are you going to be here? And she was like, I'm not going to be there for another 15 minutes.

• 3:24Rayna Greenberg?

  And I was like, I'm going to shit this cute outfit. Like, I don't know what to do. And I found a woman's security guard just like around the grounds. And I was like, listen, I don't have a ticket and I'm gonna shit my pants. And she was like, here's what, here's what you do. She's like, there's a construction site across the street.

• 3:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  No.

• 3:40Rayna Greenberg?

  Duck under the scaffolding. There's nobody there today. There's porta potties. You could go in there.

• 3:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  Our hero of the week is this female security guard.

• 3:52Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, so I.

• 3:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  What?

• 3:53Rayna Greenberg?

  I was at a construction site in the middle of nowhere in Queens, just like my, my fancy little tennis dress down around my ankles, butt naked. No bra or underwear on under that, shitting at a porta potty. And I was like, she saved my life. Honestly, I feel like there's something wrong with me. I told you every time I have to go to the bathroom, it's an emergency. But it was like both a low and a high moment. So that's really all I have to say about the US Open. It was a lot of fun and.

• 4:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, everybody went. We saw so many people there. There was a game, a match, sorry, last week that was lasted until three in the morning. I didn't know that was a thing. That I, is that the, I didn't know a sport. I knew baseball could last into the wee hours, but I didn't know. People were there until 2:30 in the morning, like.

• 4:32Rayna Greenberg?

  So my dad explained it to me. My dad explained it to me, kind of. He was like, the first match started at, I don't know. He said like five o'clock and that went long. And then the second match didn't even start until like nine or 10 at night. And yeah, they can just go back and forth. This one ran long too. We were at the US Open until like, I don't know, seven o'clock. We were pretty drunk. The whole stadium had emptied out by the time I left, but I thought it'd be over at five.

• 4:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  I guess the nature of the sport is like, if you have two really good players, they'll just keep hit that ball back and forth.

• 5:01Rayna Greenberg?

  It's just like, I don't think this, I don't know if this could happen in like football or baseball or basketball or hockey. And those are the sports I grew up on. Like also tennis is so weird to me because you'd be so quiet. You could like hear a pin drop. Like you're not allowed to like talk. It's so crazy. And so like you and I weren't raised in these environments. It's just different.

• 5:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, tennis and golf. I mean, all the respect for the sports, specifically the women that play the sports, but I need to get a little rowdy. Okay. So next in our sports report, we have Sydney Sweeney. So she, well, you know what? I want to kick this off with saying that this is sports related. Sydney Sweeney did an ad for a gambling company. Let's be so clear. She didn't do an ad for the NFL or for the NBA or even for sports merchandise.

• 5:43Rayna Greenberg?

  Sports betting company.

• 5:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  A gambling, yeah, sports betting. Novig, never heard of them. If you guys saw it, she's completely naked. She's holding up the ball. She's got her vocal fry just saying sports, sports, sports over and over. She is her character from Euphoria. I saw a thread that encapsulated how I felt exactly about this ad. It said, the Sydney Sweeney ad genuinely looks like a fake ad in a movie from a misogynistic ad agency. Does this not look like something that would be in a movie or a TV show that's a parody? Which is the same way that I feel that Sydney Sweeney looks and acts like she was built by a man. She looks like a very specific type of woman that a man built and not the type of men that we would ever date or be friends with. Like that's what they would, that's what they would choose. All of the, the body, the body is banging generational tits on her.

• 6:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  But she's just not someone I'm a fan of. And I think she can do whatever she wants with her body. But I never want to hear again, which she has said that she doesn't want to just be a sex symbol or over sexualized. She doesn't want to be put in a box. Girl, you are firmly in that box and you cannot act your way out of it.

• 6:48Rayna Greenberg?

  Sydney Sweeney is not for the girls. You know, she's just not, she's never going to sell us anything that's going to change my mind. She is for Donald Trump. She is for Scooter Braun, who is the Swifties number one enemy. I mean, she tried to do that boxer movie where she was ugly and people were like, no, no, no, no, no. Like you're for the boys. Like she's just, she's not for the girlies and I'm just, it's never going to be for me. She's never going to be for me. Her body, I would love to look like that.

• 7:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  Totally. But she's never once claimed to be for the girls. She's never threatened to become a feminist. She's never been a champion for women. She doesn't empower women. Like I understand the sentiment of like a woman in this sports area. Instead of championing female athletes, but this wasn't for sports. This is for gambling. And I've never heard of this company. They say sports 3,000 times in the ad, but at the end of the day, like this is just her sexualizing herself for some D-list gambling platform. Cause I saw like some women athletes were upset about this and there's a discourse surrounding that. And.

• 7:46Rayna Greenberg?

  This is not for you.

• 7:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, it's like, it's not that I disagree with them, but I'm like, she's not even in that conversation of female athletes. You know what I'm saying?

• 7:54Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah. I mean, this is also a person who like launched a business and instead of launching a business like everyone else does, also for the girls, like lip gloss or like skincare. She has lingerie line, which is for the boys, you know? She's for the boys.

• 8:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, but she appeals to men and the men that really like her in that way, that would buy what she's selling, that will buy her bath water or buy her lingerie. Don't have women in their lives to buy the lingerie for. Let's be so for real. So I can't imagine it's doing that well. Like we want Savage Fenty. We want anything but this. The real girls do. I saw this take on TikTok that I just really loved. Conservatives will say like queer culture or drag queens or whatever the fuck nonsense they say. Is exposing our youth to over sexualization or radicalizing them, whatever. Fuck all the way off because this is the most heterosexual thing in the world. And this is a naked woman acting sexy for men who are gambling.

• 8:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  And it's an ad out there in the world. Like if there's a problem with over sexualization, it's in that world. It's not drag queens and queer people. You know, like, this is the straightest thing there is, and it's, it's a lot.

• 9:04Rayna Greenberg?

  It feels borderline like it should be illegal here. Like, it feels a little strange.

• 9:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 9:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, well, my real problem with her this week is Scooter Braun's post to her for her birthday. I have a couple of problems with it. I have a couple of problems with it I would like to talk about. Okay, so Scooter Braun says, "Happy birthday to the woman who is the exception to every rule. The person who surprised me and showed me how life with true partnership can be lived." He was married, by the way, for like eight years. Like, he has two, he has multiple children with his ex-wife.

• 9:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, yeah. She was great. She was a, like, an activist and really contributed to the world.

• 9:36Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, not a true partner, though. "You can make me smile harder, laugh louder, adventure more, dream bigger. You've made the ordinary feel exciting and the future feel like something I can't wait to get to. A giggle can change an entire day. And I love how corny we can be together because nothing else matters. There are a million things I could say, but the ones that matter most are just for you. Happy birthday, Sid. Many more celebrations. I love you." Did a 14-year-old girl write this? This is one of the craziest things I have ever seen an adult man put on the internet. It is crazy. A giggle can change the entire day.

• 10:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  I've never heard Shashank say the word giggle. I've never heard my brother say the word giggle. I've never heard Rob say the word giggle. I've never heard my dad say the word giggle. Like, I'm sorry, that's not a word that really should escape the lips of, of a man.

• 10:27Rayna Greenberg?

  A masculine man. If somebody wrote this about me on the internet, we would have a fight. I would be like, "Send me an email, okay? Write it in a card." And I love a beautiful Instagram story post, like, "I'm proud of you. I love you," like, hyping your person on. This is crazy. The, "I love how corny we can be together because nothing else matters." What?

• 10:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  If that was my agent, Ashley, what if that was our agent? Well, I saw this headline that when she got together with Scooter, Ari Emanuel told her she should break up with him for the brand. She should be single, which I think that's crazy when your agents and managers intervene, but that is true. Sydney Sweeney will do better, single, with her demo, which is men who think they could ever get her, you know? So I wonder if she really did lose some popularity when she got into this relationship. But you can say you love my laugh and you love laughing with me, but a giggle can change an entire day. We, I can't, I will never be able to get past that.

• 11:29Rayna Greenberg?

  "We can be so corny because nothing else matters." Don't write that in public about me. I barely even want a text that says that. It is so embarrassing to me. Just like, write like, "I'm proud of you and I love you. Look at my girl go. Happy birthday. I love you," whatever the fuck. Like, it's a lot.

• 11:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't, I mean, I'm not about these. I guess one day it could happen, but I've never done this in my life. Like, I've never, what did my wedding post say? I'm a, I'm a wife? What the fuck?

• 11:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Go Birds.

• 11:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  My, what was my, my, like, post on Instagram? Like, my engagement post said they said it couldn't be done. Like, I, I love Shashank, but like, like, I've never done this for his birthday. I think his first birthday post that I dedicated to him just said, "Libra men, who knew?" Like, I really don't get down like this, and he doesn't either. So that, but I don't, I'm not knocking it, and I don't always subscribe to the longer the post, the worse the relationship. Like, I think people want to do this on social media, and I think that's okay. But we can make fun of it, especially when it's these two.

• 12:26Rayna Greenberg?

  Let it never happen to me, okay? I just don't want it. Write me a post it.

• 12:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  100%. All right, well, these two have gotten too much airtime, so let's move on. The Emmys were last night as we record, and we just wanted to share a few highlights. So Jean Smart has won Best Actress for Hacks every year of this series. Undefeated, five years in a row.

• 12:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Crazy.

• 12:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  Crazy and well-deserved. And the show that swept the Emmys was Widows Bay, which I did watch, we watched. They won 14 Emmys total, which was crazy, a new single-season record for a comedy. Yeah, Matthew Rice won Best Actor in a Drama and Best Actor in a Comedy, which is crazy. But there's discourse about Widows Bay not being a comedy. You didn't watch it, did you?

• 13:15Rayna Greenberg?

  No, but I know just in general, like, the stuff that is qualified as a comedy, I'm like, "This is not fun. This is, it's a dramedy at best."

• 13:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  So, I-

• 13:25Rayna Greenberg?

  It's not funny.

• 13:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  I think it's interesting there's only two categories, comedy and drama. There should be a third one that's just a regular show. I don't know. I do think it's a comedy. I think people who get it, get it. The Bear is not a comedy, and I will die on that hill, but this does qualify, in my opinion. And we did laugh out loud. It is really smart. Do you know this whole story? They, the creator, she wrote the script 15 years ago. It's really inspirational. She was on Parks and Rec. There's a whole lore of it, of this woman that created the show and it didn't get made for 15 years. But this does qualify, in my opinion, but it is also scary. Like, I found the first few episodes really spooky, and so it does have both. So I think people that don't like it are like, "I want it to be fully scary 100%," or "I want a comedy to be funny all the

• 14:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  time," but they really did blend the two, and I really support it. And I thought it was a wonderful show overall. The way, the last episode was fine, I guess. Like, I loved the first half of the season more than the second, but I still really liked the show. And the supporting actors and actresses that won were surprising, too, in a good way. I was like, Widows Bay just keeps fucking winning, and I'm glad that I watched it in full.

• 14:32Rayna Greenberg?

  All right, maybe I'll check it out. I have nothing to live for now that I finished Mormon Wives, which we will obviously get to. That's it. I got nothing.

• 14:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  And then red carpet-wise, Meg Stalter always just killed it. She dressed up as the Emmy. She was saying it took her like 30 minutes to get into that outfit. She was fully gold. She was the Emmy, dressed for the job you want, they're saying. Zendaya stunned. Kelty, I loved what Kelty wore. She will be our, our guest in a couple of weeks. She was on the carpet for E. Shailene Woodley.

• 14:57Rayna Greenberg?

  I, what?

• 14:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  How did this happen? Need to resurrect Joan Rivers for this one. We need to bring back Worst Dress List. You know what? We've gotten too soft. And that's all I'm gonna say. Like, Reina, can you imagine Joan Rivers or anyone that used to do this? What was that? It's so crazy. I feel like I've never seen an outfit that 100% of the comments I've seen, "Hate this. Girl, fire your stylist."

• 15:25Rayna Greenberg?

  It's these, like, beaded silver pants with a blue periwinkle plunging top, and then leather maroon gloves and a beaded necklace, and her hair is pulled back. I mean, how did this happen?

• 15:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  It feels like we're being trolled.

• 15:42Rayna Greenberg?

  She's beautiful. She could wear anything she wants. This is crazy.

• 15:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't mind all these pieces separately, except for that statement necklace from 2010, but it is just so interesting. And I think it's funny because, like, I haven't thought about Shailene Woodley in so long, and all of a sudden, she's back in the news, which we will talk about with Anna Rogers. So I feel like everyone was like, "We're rooting for you. We're all rooting for you." And then she pops out like this. Like, it's so true. We're all like, "Shailene, what's she gonna be like?" And then she comes out in this for like, "Girl, you had really everybody on your side."

• 16:16Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, but she is like a low weirdo. Like, in the cutest sense of the world, she's a low weirdo. She was talking about, and we won't get back to this, but she was talking about her breakup with Anna Rogers, and she was like, "I looked at trees and I felt nothing, and that's how I knew that I was depressed." I mean, she's just a little fucking weirdo.

• 16:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Totally weird and quirky, and we say that as a compliment, but she really played in our face on that red carpet. And then she just put on a t-shirt for the after-party. Did you see this? Which honestly, that's the thing I respect the most.

• 16:44Rayna Greenberg?

  I would do that.

• 16:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  You're like, "Just fuck, I'm wearing pants, and I'm gonna put a fucking t-shirt on, and you live with it. Deal with it. I don't fucking care." Honestly, anything that gives "I don't fucking care," I can support. But this wasn't-

• 16:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Too much.

• 16:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  A good look. And I feel like we need to bring back Worst Dress List.

• 17:02Rayna Greenberg?

  Do those not exist anymore? Have we stopped doing that?

• 17:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  They don't do it in, like, the TV shows, like, they used to. Maybe they're in magazines here and there, but like, yeah, we, we got too soft, and you're not allowed to make fun of people like you used to, like you used to. Can you imagine, like, her whole thing of, "Hold on, I gotta go fuck this guy real quick," in that outfit?

• 17:23Rayna Greenberg?

  I think she got a little too comfy. I think we were all behind her, rooting for her, and she was like, "I can bust out the crazy shit." And I was like, "No."

• 17:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Bust down with this statement necklace. Yeah.

• 17:33Rayna Greenberg?

  Other than that, I thought it was actually like a pretty great red carpet. And, you know, Mariska Hargitay, it's hard for me to watch anybody who's not a comedian host things now because Nikki set the bar so high, but like, she is such an icon. She has been on television for 27 years. I really liked the bit she did with Nicole Kidman, where she did, like, the movie thing, and she looks beautiful. Mariska Hargitay, her and Paul Rudd have signed a deal with the devil. They do not age. It is insane. She has not aged in 30 years. It's wild.

• 18:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  She looks phenomenal, but I think she looks, her age, like, she does, has, doesn't look like she's got any work done. I, she's aging incredibly, I guess is what I'm trying to say. Like, she doesn't look 30, but she looks beautiful and like what you strive to want to look like at her age. And yeah, I'm, I'm with you. I always want a comedian. I want Tina and Amy or Nikki, no matter what, but I think she's so beloved, and she's such a television icon. She was hot during the Knicks, you know, like some moments-

• 18:29Rayna Greenberg?

  West Bestie.

• 18:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, some moments felt a little awkward, but that's to be expected, and I think the timing was right. So, yeah, I support it.

• 18:37Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, we're just gonna take a quick break, thank our partners. We'll get right back into it. I'm talking to you guys about Hinge. One of the most prevailing questions we've ever gotten to this podcast is how do I meet people? And if you want to cast a wide net and meet people that are dating intentionally, we can't recommend Hinge enough. The profiles are easy to set up. They have all of these prompts that are just designed to create conversation and get you off of that app and really talk to people- About what matters to them and go on a date and help you put yourself out there. Ashley and I have tons of friends that have met on Hinge. We recently had a wedding for friends that met on Hinge and it is really just the app. It's gonna like get you there and I have fostered so many great conversations on that app. Gone on dates from it. We both have me currently and before Ashley was married.

• 19:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's really the only app where I had successful dates on. I can say that with full confidence. Sure, I used a couple of others, but like that was my primary. And I would say nine out of 10 dates I went on, which I went a lot. We're all Hinge dates. I never had a terrible one. Yeah, I had guys I didn't vibe with, but I would say the worst dates were from other apps. I just, those were the most quality dates and people.

• 19:39Rayna Greenberg?

  And I love their prompts. It is just like the app that like helps you like navigate these icebreakers and open up about yourself and like check compatibility before you go out with somebody. And truly just the most success stories we've seen. So you can discuss your values, your boundaries, or just make jokes and interact with people and post photos of yourself and meet people. They just make it really easy to date with intention. So download the dating app that is designed to be deleted, Hinge.

• 20:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, Lululemon. Oh my gosh, I am so excited to talk about Lululemon. We are going to talk about the new fall collection today, which is here and it's incredible. But I just have to say, this is exclusively what I wear to workout. Recently I had this thought of like, would I ever wear another workout pant or sports bra or top? I don't know.

• 20:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Can't imagine.

• 20:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't know what's out there. I don't even know the names, but like this is what I stick to exclusively. It is just the best quality, feels the best on your body, the best for performance. And we love their fall collection so much. They sent us some stuff that they really felt like would be such great fits for us personally. And so the Groove yoga bra, I really, really love it. The Groove high-rise short, I just received that, just opened it in like this really great burgundy color. I love these colors. There's like, why am I doing the bird hand? Like they have navy and burgundy and they just look really great for fall. Match my nails. I just got done. I am loving this Smooth Spacer high-rise wide leg pant. I feel like this is great to wear out. Of course you have that athleisure look. And I love that with the Smooth Spacer relaxed collared half zip.

• 21:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  This is a great travel outfit. So this is going to be my new outfit that I travel in. Raina and I like to travel in that look, like kind of a wide leg, comfortable pant with a half zip. We are just such fans. I mean, the performance, the style, everything is top notch with Lululemon, of course. And we are liking a lot of these new pieces, some of this textured piping, this vintage inspired style. I like that too. That's kind of like, it doesn't look try hard, but it still feels like vintage and kind of that like old school nostalgic look. I will be wearing this to workout, to travel, all of the things. So we are just fans and we love Lululemon, always have, always will. And we know you guys do too. New styles from Lululemon's fall collection are here. Popular colors go fast, so be on the lookout for those drops.

• 21:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  And if something doesn't work for you, free returns, always such a game changer. Ugh. So that is lululemon.com, lululemon.com.

• 21:56Rayna Greenberg?

  And Noom, if you guys are curious about exploring GLP-1s, Noom is the leading behavioral change company. So they believe the losing way to sort of half the battle and the harder part is keeping it off, which I agree with. And my personal story is that I have tried GLP-1s. I've had a great experience with it, but I think a lot of people's fear is, you know, what happens if I get off of them and how can I change my behavior on top of this? So Noom, what they aim to do is help you lose for keeps essentially. So when you get on Noom, there is a fantastic app and website and they really help you to figure out, what is your diet plan going to be? What's your exercise plan going to be? Understanding and managing food noise, which I think is really the goal here is developing better long-term habits and dealing with that food noise and making more intentional food choices

• 22:40Rayna Greenberg?

  and exercise choices and staying consistent, like when your routine gets busy or interrupted and navigating these like setbacks without feeling you have to like start over. So if you're curious about GLP-1s, Noom has a psychology-based, science-backed program. It pairs GLP-1s with behavioral changes, daily lessons, food logging to support weight loss at last. And I like what they're doing, which is not just like, take this GLP-1. It's take it if you'd like, and we're going to help you to create better habits in your life. And with those two things married together, I think you can make like real changes if that's something that you're interested in doing. So you can check it out. You can check out their app. The Noom GLP-1 program starts at $39 and is delivered to your door in as little as seven days. Start your GLP-1 journey today at noom.com. That's N-O-O-M.com.

• 23:23Rayna Greenberg?

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• 23:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, Mormon Wives, season five abbreviated season because they had to shut down production. You know, Raina, this reminds me of Sex and the City, season five abbreviated season, short season. And they made it count, both of these shows. I feel like production made it fucking count. These five episodes, I was falling off a little bit last season. We talked about this and I loved this short season. I have to admit.

• 23:59Rayna Greenberg?

  I have a lot of feedback. I took a lot of notes. I, I loved this season. I enjoyed it more than last season. I think a lot of the feedback from last season is like, why are we platforming all these men? This should be a show about these women and their lives as mothers and wives and business owners. And I think they really took a note this season to get those men out of here, which I-

• 24:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  Less dad talk, 100%.

• 24:20Rayna Greenberg?

  I heard the word dad talk one time in this entire five episode run and I was like, nice, we did it. We got them out of there. Um, there was a couple of things I thought were strange, you know, I, it's, but again, it's, it's quote unquote, hard to love a show that is truly just watching somebody's mental downfall.

• 24:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. Yeah, sorry. Maybe I shouldn't use that language, guys. I really enjoyed it. I-

• 24:41Rayna Greenberg?

  It hooked me. It's great television.

• 24:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't, I don't love the, some of the stuff that's happening and that these people are mentally unwell, but I really did enjoy watching it, but let you, I'll let you cook.

• 24:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Here's something that just kind of, I didn't really understand it. I of course understand why they shut down production. However, I feel like we pretty much removed most people's storylines besides Taylor, Frankie Paul and Dakota. And I don't think we needed to have a five episode season. I think that there was a bunch of storylines for me personally, that I would have like loved to explore a little bit more and give it a little bit more airtime, 20 more minutes of airtime. And you know, you saw Leila be told by her friends, like Mason takes advantage of you. And the next episode, we broke up and that was it. Like you find out Miranda's best friend fucked her husband. And like, that gets a couple of minutes of airtime. Jesse mentions, I asked Jordan for a divorce this morning.

• 25:33Rayna Greenberg?

  That's all the airtime it gets. And I just thought it was an odd decision to not give any of these women like longer platforms throughout the episodes. Jen got a little bit more with Zach and I actually, I enjoyed watching the dynamic with them. I actually liked watching him kind of push back on some stuff with her and it was interesting with the two of them. I'm just ready to get her off this fucking show, but more on that in a moment.

• 25:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Get her off and him in his cyber truck. I can't.

• 25:59Rayna Greenberg?

  I didn't think it needed to be five episodes. I would have loved to see more about these women's lives. Jesse got no airtime and I, I did want, I don't want to see dad talk. I don't need to, but I would love to hear these women talk about their lives more.

• 26:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, I hear you and I, it's like, I liked the season so much because of these secondary storylines. But yeah, you're to your point, we didn't see much of that. And it's like, I know they had to shut down production, but what if they didn't? What if they just took Taylor off and then continued with the rest of the show with all these things? Maybe the plan was to focus in more on those characters in the rest of the season that we didn't get to see. I don't know, but I can't believe what we're getting to see here. Specifically the Bachelorette stuff, all of the admission, all of the tea. Like, yeah, I think we're all thinking, yeah, we're never getting that season, but I couldn't believe it. It was such a peek behind the curtain. Like if I'm watching a show and I'm that shocked,

• 26:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  like I really feel like I'm in it and it wasn't like, I wasn't so disturbed. You know, there are some darker themes throughout the show. There always has been. And like Taylor is very unwell and needs treatment, but I think all that Bachelorette stuff was, was crazy. And I feel like we didn't really see her totally melting down till the end. She is the most openly toxic person on TV. Would you agree? It's, it's unbelievable. I think she is honest to a fault, like I'll give her that. But like the openness of like the cheating and the Dakota volatility, like all this, I'm just like, this woman. Like when she ordered the whole dessert menu, then left the table, went back upstairs to her secret boyfriend

• 27:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  to drink water from the tub. I was like, what are we actually watching?

• 27:40Rayna Greenberg?

  She is unfiltered. She does not self-edit. I mean, she just bleeds out on television. I think that's why she has such a big fan base. I mean, there is nothing that she is going to leave behind the curtain. And I actually don't really understand how that's even legal.

• 27:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 27:54Rayna Greenberg?

  The show was filming, I think, two months before The Bachelorette was even going to be released. Maybe three months before The Bachelorette was going to be released. She came home day one and on camera was repeatedly saying, I'm not going to end up with this guy that I had, that I got engaged to. I fucked Dakota last night. I'm in love with this other guy. I flew this guy to New York to be with me on camera and hide in this hotel room. Like what deal did Hulu and ABC sign with each other that this is, okay? I can't believe Hulu was even like, we're going to waste the camera time of her saying this. Like, were they going to be able to release this? The series, the way it was supposed to go is The Bachelorette was supposed to come out this summer, right? And then Hulu would have released season five now, but like, would this stuff have been allowed to be on Hulu?

• 28:38Rayna Greenberg?

  That she comes home day one?

• 28:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I truly don't understand. It's just, it's shocking. So I don't really know. And you know, I saw this, this thread, like a poll that was like, would you still watch The Bachelorette season after all this? Every single one of you would. Every single one of you would. I don't want to hear it.

• 28:54Rayna Greenberg?

  I think everybody watched The Bachelorette. I'm certainly not watching because I think true love is real on this show. I'm just really curious how she was allowed to do this.

• 29:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I'm, I'm so curious too, but you know, I do want to circle back. I really do wish we would have gone harder on the other storylines, but I really loved seeing Whitney. What a queen. I can't even remember why I used to dislike her. Truly can't recall. I really was not feeling her those first two seasons. I love her. She's so stunningly gorgeous. She's so talented. She's above the drama. She's in this loving marriage. It was fascinating to watch her and Jen operate on two totally different wavelengths in terms of how they are able to communicate intelligence and maturity. That was really something else. I am never not fascinated by a relationship where a woman is making more money and how would they navigate it? I found the Leila and Mason stuff fucking crazy. The jewelry and he won't even buy her a coffee. Like I found that shit wild.

• 29:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  I could have watched that for a whole episode in and of itself.

• 29:52Rayna Greenberg?

  That's what I'm saying. I would have loved it.

• 29:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Rayna Greenberg?

  I think Whitney's relationship with Connor and Jen and Zach, it's so interesting to like walks, watch the juxtaposition of those two things. Cause like Connor just seems, I mean, listen, you never know what goes on behind closed doors, but like, he seems just excited to support her and uplift her and be a dad and like, just make sure that like she can like go get her bag and feel supported. And like Zach and Jen, it's so interesting. Like I think Whitney feels really supported by Connor. Jen, I don't know. I always like hold space. Like the edits weird, but like, it seems like Jen got to do whatever she wanted and Zach, what quit medical school and they moved to LA to be on Dancing with the Stars. And he just kind of like let her cook and she's like, you don't support me. You do the bare minimum. I mean, it's so interesting to like, watch the dynamic with the two of them. And she's like, I told the priest, you'll be calling him. And he's

• 30:37Rayna Greenberg?

  like, I don't want to do that. And she's like, I'm going to be an actress. And he's like, I might not want you to hook up with somebody on, on screen. I actually was on his side for this one. We're allowed to have boundaries. We're allowed, things are allowed to make us feel uncomfortable. It's interesting to watch how it unfolded.

• 30:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I've really always had empathy for Jen, but this season I was like, I just don't really want to see her anymore. I don't, I don't think this is healthy for her. I don't think she needs to keep having kids. They don't really seem to bring her joy. I think she wants to do more with her life. I think we watched someone who was really jealous of someone else and trying to find other ways to justify it and pull stuff from the past. And it all feels just rooted in jealous, being jealous of Whitney and Whitney accomplishing things that she wants. And so I think it was just, I'm not like, I hate her, you know, but I think I'm, I don't really need to see much more of her.

• 31:30Rayna Greenberg?

  To your point, I just forget sometimes how young these girls are.

• 31:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know, I know. And Jen is, she's young.

• 31:35Rayna Greenberg?

  Jen's 25, Leila's 24 years old. I mean, Taylor is one of the older ones. She's 30, she was 31 when they were filming. She's 32 now. Like what religion has done to these women, what men have done to these women. So many of them have suffered real, actual abuse. They're just so young. And I, I forget that sometimes when I'm watching them because they do seem like adults, but they just were sort of like thrust into adult life really, really young. I mean, Jen, is she pregnant with her fourth kid? And she's 25?

• 32:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right. Like just take a break. And meanwhile, she's like, I want to be a singer. Listen to my song about flamingos being pink. Like I just can't. But I still really like watching them and Michaela and Macy. And so now recent news is that Michaela is not going to be on the show, which Raina, how can we have Macy without Michaela Eminem incorporated? How could we? They're a team. They are a bonded pair. I don't understand this. Like Macy's got to be close behind. And a lot of people are just saying that this might be the end of the show. Like it might be time to call it and send everyone to inpatient treatment.

• 32:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, I agree. Also Macy and Leila also said they're, they're filming season six and they might just wrap this up and like, who's to say? Like this might just run its course. I mean, you know me, like sometimes when like one of our friends talks to me about their toxic relationship and I'm just like, we've beaten this to death. And I've said everything that I could ever possibly say to you about this. So like, what more would you like me to say? I don't know that I could go to work every day and talk about the same relationship for five fucking years. Like I just couldn't do it.

• 33:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, we love this show a lot. They're a partner of our show, what they've accomplished. I mean, one of the women from this show was on Broadway. They're, they've been a Dancing with the Stars. I mean, they've really, they've created these careers and they're the breadwinners in their marriages and they've written books and started companies and it's really impressive. And like, I will always love this show, even if I can feel like maybe it is close to the end or it's running its course. I just still love it. It will never not be fascinating to me. And I am curious to see what happens.

• 33:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay.

• 33:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  I have realized that, listen, Chase, he has had a bit of a fall from grace. He had a DUI. I, he's still, no, he's just still my toxic crush. And I think we all get one. And I think you, like that guy from Love is Blind, but like, I think everyone, women, we are supposed to have turned on him. And I have kind of, I don't know, Raina, I still like, he's, he's my toxic crush. I'm sorry.

• 34:02Rayna Greenberg?

  I would run towards that so fast. I mean, there, nothing could stop me. And I, we love Miranda so much. She's like such an, we say I'm problematic queen all the time. I mean, we love her so much. She doesn't want to be with him. And I just, nothing could stop me if I was.

• 34:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  So we're aligned. Miranda, I feel like is the most emotionally mature. She just feels like she's the voice of reason. I used to think that about Jesse and I don't anymore. And I still love Jesse too. But like, I just think it's so funny watching this and Jesse's with Marciano now. And some, some of the things of like what we, Leila is bisexual. Like I would have died to see that. I was crossing my fingers the whole time. Like, but I think that would have happened after they shut down production. I don't know that they would have shied away from it.

• 34:46Rayna Greenberg?

  So here's what happened. If you remember when all this was happening, production shuts down and I think a couple of days later, like three days later, Dakota released that video. And then the next day, Jordan announced the divorce. So it was within days of this shutting down. I just like, I don't want to platform Jordan at all. I never want to see him on my TV screen again. But like, I would have loved to watch Jesse just like finally get out of this. I mean, she is such an impressive business owner. She is self-made. She's all this money. She has a big house. I mean, she seems happier than ever. I would have loved to watch the end of that.

• 35:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I know.

• 35:23Rayna Greenberg?

  We missed it by a minute.

• 35:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  So yeah, I mean, if they really get into all that and that the divorce and Marciano and Leila's bisexuality, yeah, sign me up for a season six for sure. Taylor Frankie Paul posted an Instagram post yesterday as we record that fucking gave me whiplash. What are we doing?

• 35:41Rayna Greenberg?

  So, you know, Ben, it was Ben. It was surprising to see Ben on my screen. It was just a guy she, she met on the internet. Then she flew to New York to be her secret sex slave in the room for the weekend. She writes this whole thing. I will read this whole thing, but you know, this is a hard post to write out because a lot of emotions coming. So Ben is a reminder, they're good men out there. He's so patient, gentle and kind, blah, blah. We've gone our separate ways. We know, girl. However, he will make an amazing husband and father one day. I hope he finds his person to, to give it all back to him. I had to let him go because we knew, girl, we saw all this. We saw this.

• 36:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't hate it. I, it was, it came out of nowhere, but I can support the message. She's like, this was a great guy. And, but also like, no one said he wasn't. I mean, he looks like a 70s porn star, but I think everyone empathized with Ben. I think Ben was an unproblematic character. So if she wants to post this, like let her cook. But I was swiping through that carousel, trying to find a picture of them in the bathtub so much. And I commented, we needed the bathtub pic in this carousel. Because there's this moment that has been all over social media where like she drinks the fucking tub water from the faucet. That's assumingly hot. I mean, I don't know if they flipped it to cold. They're in a hot bath. And then the look on his face, he's like, it's this face of he's

• 36:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  either kind of got the ick or else he's like, yeah. And he has the mustache and he's just straight out of a 70s porn.

• 37:02Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, it's just funny because there's, there's a camera person two inches away from them. Like, it's just funny. Like we just didn't need the bath. And like, also you see these kind of posts when shows come out and somebody gets a lot of negative backlash. But to your point, like this guy seemed lovely and nice, intentional and kind. And she's like, here's a, here's a roundup of all these photos of us together. He's not right for me, but maybe one of you would like him. Anyways, here's us together.

• 37:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  The top comment said Ben for Bachelor.

• 37:31Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't hate it. I don't hate it.

• 37:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. Well, I did see Connor Levitt in the flesh last week at the Dancing with the Stars premiere party, little cutie. And so I just wanted to say that Dancing with the Stars premieres this week. A legendary cast. I feel like the show has completely come back. You know, it's ebbed and flowed in popularity and what they've done with this cast has been incredible. And I went last week to the party and I saw Ciara, got to chat with her for a little bit. We shared some fries and we really just had a nice time catching up and talking about LA and if she's liking it here and all of that. We met Tatiana Ali. I brought my friend Taylor. We met Tatiana Ali and really got to have a moment with her and just like, oh, we're such fans of you. We met Giada briefly. Took a

• 38:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  selfie with Giada. She was so sweet. And Julia Stiles, like I was back to back with her. I was at the bar. She was behind me, like five inches away, back to back. And we just, she was just really, a lot of people wanted a piece of her. And like, we just never really got a chance to talk to her. And we were going to go up and talk to her if we saw a moment where she looked like she wasn't surrounded, but really people were kind of on her all night. And we were just, you know, hanging out, drinking, dancing, having fun. And we never really got that opportunity, but she looked incredible. And I am so hooked on her journey. Like I've been watching her Instagram posts and like, she might win this whole damn thing. And I'm just really, really into her. Of course, we're rooting for Ciara. I just can't wait to, to watch it. Like, but I admittedly am not this Dancing with the Stars viewer. And I feel like I'm going to watch every episode. Like Kate Steinberg's coming over here. We're having a watch party.

• 38:59Rayna Greenberg?

  Don't tell me that you hang out with people without me.

• 39:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  So anyway, that started, as you guys listen, they will have had the two night live premiere. And it's just really fun. I'm just, I'm really excited. I'm just really impressed with what the franchise has done with the casting decisions they've made.

• 39:12Rayna Greenberg?

  All right. Well, watch the space.

• 39:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  And we are just going to take another quick break and then we will get back into it. So I am going to tell you guys about Redken Acidic Grow Full System. So I am so excited to talk about this today. I am always excited to talk about my hair and my hair journey that I am always on. And we all know how much your hair affects how you feel about yourself, your confidence day to day. I feel like however my hair looks, that's how I'm going to feel that day. It really is that serious. And the difference between a good hair day and a bad hair day, it just can throw you off. All of it. So the Redken Acidic Grow Full System is something I have been using recently and love. I have always loved Redken, this whole system. So I have it right in front of me. We have a shampoo. I love these bottles too. Aren't they such a pretty color? So we have the shampoo, the conditioner.

• 39:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  A serum and a densifying spray. I really love this packaging. I always have, but I especially love these sprays and these would be super easy to travel with. Of course, you're going to have a TSA approved size for the serum and you can travel, like little travel sizes to put your shampoo and conditioner. So you're never without it. And I mentioned before that my issue has been dealing with thinning, shedding and breakage that can really make your hair look and feel thinner, which is just so frustrating. And it just really impacted how my hair looked all the way around and how I felt about it. So when I found this, I was so excited to use it. And I am telling you that it reduces the breakage. It makes your hair look fuller and feel stronger immediately. So I've incorporated this full system into my routine. Again, the densifying shampoo,

• 40:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  conditioner, hair and scalp serum and instant densifying spray. And I feel like when I first started using it, I felt like that fullness, that thicker looking hair and healthy feeling scalp. So we talked about this recently on our skin and hair episode with Dr. Mamina, how scalp health is so important to how your hair grows and how it looks and feels. So we just love this so much and you guys can check it out, too. You can visit Ulta Beauty to shop Redken Acidic Grow Full System online and start building your healthiest looking hair routine. And I am telling you about Helix. So I've had a Helix mattress I've been sleeping on for seven years. I feel like that is a strong record. I mean, since we first heard about them. Yeah. So I had the Moonlight Lux in my, in a queen in my New York City apartment that has since moved here. It's in our guest

• 41:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  bedroom here. I have the Midnight Lux here that I am so obsessed with. There is no more comfortable bed. Truly, when I'm on the road and I'm traveling, I cannot wait to get home to my bed. It has improved my sleep quality so much. I feel like I sit, last night I slept all the way through the night, Raina. Couldn't believe it. Do you ever wake up and you're like, I never got up once? Never got up to pee? Never rolled around?

• 41:39Rayna Greenberg?

  What do you mean, Ash? That's my night, every single night of my life. And I haven't slept not on a Helix in a lot of years.

• 41:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know. So that could be you. And you're going to go online and just take this quiz. They're going to match you to a mattress. It's going to give you the best sleep of your life. They have their standard mattresses and then they have their Lux mattresses and the Elite mattresses. And again, I have the Midnight. I've also had the Moonlight. The Dusk is great. I mean, all of them are great. Our friends and family have these mattresses. They're such a game changer. Sometimes I get messages or DMs from strangers or texts from friends and family. That's like, is this real? And I'm like, yes, this is the most serious thing in our life is how much sleep you get in these mattresses that we sleep on. So great time. If you're coming into fall, if you don't have a Helix, time to get one and just improve that sleep through the fall and winter. There is free shipping and seamless delivery, 120 night sleep trial, limited lifetime warranty, the happy with Helix guarantee, and it is so award winning. The most awarded mattress

• 42:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  brand, tests and reviews by experts like Forbes and Wired. So you guys can go to helixsleep.com/gge for 27% off site wide. That is helixsleep.com/gge for 27% off site wide. Make sure you enter girl's got to eat after you check out. So they know we sent you. helixsleep.com/gge. And also the pillows are incredible, too. We can't recommend them enough. helixsleep.com/gge. Okay, Raina, I am so excited to tell you about this next story. I hope I never find out that you actually did know about this because I have been just hounding you for days. Don't look at anything.

• 43:05Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't know what these words. I don't know anything about this.

• 43:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. So you don't know what a high rocks is?

• 43:10Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't, I've never heard that word in my life.

• 43:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. So high rocks is, it's an indoor fitness race competition. There's a one kilometer run followed by a series of stations, like burpees, rowing on a rowing machine, sandbag lunges. Like, if you've ever seen someone with like a sandbag on their shoulders and they're lunging, like lunge walking. And I believe you repeat that eight times. Bottom line, it's a fitness competition and people are really into it. There's training for it, like.

• 43:36Rayna Greenberg?

  You thought I knew about a fitness competition?

• 43:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  I just, I'm surprised you've never heard the word ever. So you have no idea. One time I took like a Peloton strength training tune day class and she's like, this is a high rocks training class, like in terms of the exercises we're going to be doing today. So people train for this. They do it. They attend competitions all over the world. So this past Saturday, there was a high rocks event competition in Beijing and the Australian world record holder is a woman named Joanna. Her last name is tough. Joanna W. So Joanna W. She's competing and she has explosive diarrhea on the course.

• 44:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay.

• 44:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  She's wearing like a sports bra top and shorts. It's all the way down her legs. She has diarrhea on herself in her shorts and it's running all the way down her legs and she continues to compete. So let's run back what I said. You are indoors. You are on equipment, including a rowing machine. Raina, have you ever seen a rowing machine? Please say you've seen a rowing machine.

• 44:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I watched. Yeah, I watched the social network.

• 44:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  You are sitting on it. People are going to sit on it after you. There is diarrhea everywhere. She is covered in shit and she finishes the race. No one steps in. No one tells her to get off the course and she wins. And.

• 45:00Rayna Greenberg?

  Women are amazing.

• 45:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  She posts a selfie afterwards, like, ah, a win is a win. Like insane. This has, you have affected so many people. This is actually fucking disgusting. Like, it's one thing to shit your pants during a marathon, but by the way, you should try not to. By the way, there are porta potties on the course. If you really feel that coming, you should stop because you are still exposing people to it, but it happens. This is indoors and people are using the equipment after you. Your shit, your feces is on the equipment. And by the way, this wasn't the Olympics. She does these all the time. This wasn't her first rodeo. I don't even think this was her best time. She did win, but like she could have stopped is my point.

• 45:45Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay.

• 45:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  Everybody's trying to say like, whose fault was this? There's a bunch of people at fault. Like the organizers should have stopped this.

• 45:51Rayna Greenberg?

  First of all, I was curious if this was like the be all, end all, like the most important finals of the high rocks, but also like, is this precedent in sports? Like, has this happened? I feel like I have never heard of this in my entire life. And listen, I clearly, obviously, when I have to shit, I have to shit. It's an emergency, but like, I have never heard of this in sports before. So I don't know. Like, what, what are people supposed to do? Like tackle her to the ground? Like, I don't know what the answer is.

• 46:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  Just stop the event. Go up to, you have to leave the course. But this is indoors. You don't have to chase her down. I don't know if there's like referees, like Raina, can you imagine if I was in that race? Can you imagine? I would have thrown such a goddamn fit. I would have gotten all that, those refs faces until she was off that course. Like, I can't even handle someone being on speakerphone in public and like disturbing my piece. Like I, if I was competing against someone and sharing equipment with them while they contaminated everything and they were covered in their own feces, like I would have stopped it. Like, and I know, you know, you're like, what do I do? I don't know. But like, if I was a fellow athlete, I would have been like, this is crazy. You're expecting us to follow this woman who is shit everywhere. This is absolute insanity.

• 47:01Rayna Greenberg?

  I can't believe this is a woman and not a man. This is very male behavior of just like, I don't care how this is going to affect other people. Like Sydney Sweeney would do this. This is how Sydney Sweeney would be as an athlete.

• 47:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  But so the other part of it is she was sponsored. She's sponsored by Puma, which I'm like, you know, people are talking about, what did her contract say? Like, what happens if she doesn't finish? And it's just like, I would think Puma would want her to stop the race instead of completing it covered in diarrhea. I'm going to guess that that's not the best look and that's not going to sell gear and shoes. I'm going to guess.

• 47:37Rayna Greenberg?

  Could you see it in the videos?

• 47:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes. Yes.

• 47:41Rayna Greenberg?

  Puma doesn't want that. Puma does not want your shit covered legs in their ads.

• 47:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I'll send you some photos. Like, it's all down. This wasn't subtle, Raina. It's, it wasn't subtle. She's rowing covered in shit. Like, I can't believe it. You know, she doesn't deserve death threats for the record, you know, like I really think she was at fault. But like, we've got to stop telling athletes to continue at all costs because it's at the cost of other people.

• 48:06Rayna Greenberg?

  Even in the Olympics, honestly, you're jeopardizing other people's ability to do this who trained for this, right?

• 48:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  It should have been stopped or, you know, it's all about your time, but like, she should have gone to the bathroom and then come back and finished. Just, you don't just like shit your pants and continue.

• 48:25Rayna Greenberg?

  I just, if you were at this event, I can't even imagine what would have happened.

• 48:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, I gotta calm down, bring my heart rate down. Yeah, it's just, it's wild. And I just can't believe this happened. And people were like, are you guys gonna talk about the High Rocks pooper? And I'm like, absolutely, absolutely.

• 48:41Rayna Greenberg?

  This is the niche drama that we started the show for.

• 48:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, it's always a poop report around here. That's 2026. It's a literal shit show. Okay, so we are just gonna go over a few headlines and we will send you guys out into your weekend. So one of the top headlines right now is Ed Sheeran dropping Macklemore from his tour. Macklemore went on stage at a concert and he made a statement about Palestine, appeared to be well received at the show. He was supposed to play at Gillette Stadium. Robert Kraft decided to ban the concert unless Ed Sheeran dropped him from the concert and got other stadium owners to band together. And essentially what happened is Macklemore got dropped from the tour. Ed Sheeran made a statement a little too late, I think. People

• 49:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  kind of were able to take the narrative and run with it before he got in there. He said he didn't make the decision. It's the promoter's decision. And, you know, that is, is really the story. Robert Kraft, like, what the actual fuck? I find so many things wrong with this, but like, he's like, the villain in all of this. Like, I can't believe this. You know, like, Macklemore made a statement. I found it to be a very humanitarian statement. I did not think it was anti-Semitic at all. People, of course, disagree with me. Once you bring this up, people are gonna jump down your throat. It's unprepared for the comments. That can't be avoided. But he made what I felt like was a very humanitarian statement that people agreed with. And I wish that Ed Sheeran would have called Robert

• 50:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  Kraft's bluff and be like, you can't do that, you know, but he didn't. Meanwhile, we have Kanye doing stadiums, the most blatant anti-Semitic artist in recent years, maybe ever. And Chris Brown, a lifelong abuser, who was currently out on bail for assaulting someone in London. Chris Brown, it's not just Rihanna, by the way. Chris Brown is a lifelong abuser, criminal, getting awards on stage from politicians, which Jasmine Crockett, I'm so beyond disappointed in her and that whole situation. Like, I just hate it here. And so it's just like, I can't believe what we will cancel some people for and not for others. I can't believe that Macklemore's statement is what, how this ended out. I can't believe how Robert Kraft got himself involved. And it's a mess. And it's really, really disappointing. And I

• 50:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  guess that's my statement on it.

• 50:52Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I mean, it's not like, I'm not here to like, compare like, who did what that's worse, but like, it should be up to the artist who performs with the artist and up to the ticket buyers who they want to go see. And I can't believe that Kanye West gets to sell tickets. Somebody who has truly motivated people against the Jews, has incited violence against the Jews. And Chris Brown, these people are platformed, they're in stadiums, they're in arenas all over the country. And it's an interesting stance to take and then to rile other stadium owners up against just this.

• 51:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. Like, why'd you even get involved, Robert Kraft? I don't know. I have so many questions. Like, Ed Sheeran know he was gonna do that? Like, did they agree and align on it? Because then, it's crazy that he would let him drop him. Like, if Ed Sheeran and Macklemore's like, hey, I have the stage, I want to do this. And then Sheeran was like, I support you, brother. Well, I wouldn't say that. I like to stay a little more apolitical. But like, you can do your thing. And then he wasn't willing to be like, well, if you cancel him, then the show's off. Like, but you know, there's this whole thing of like, all the other people that are, have their livelihoods are at stake when you cancel a show like that. I mean, there's so many different elements to it and like, can't win these, all these arguments, you know, like, people feel some type of way about all of this and all the different sides of it and the PR of it all and the business of it all.

• 52:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  But it's just, just really gross and disappointing. And Robert Kraft is in the Epstein files. So, I don't know. Mind your business.

• 52:13Rayna Greenberg?

  Go off.

• 52:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  And next in NFL, people who we hate is Aaron Rodgers. And what is he doing?

• 52:21Rayna Greenberg?

  I saw this thing that said, everything I know about Aaron Rodgers is against my will. And honestly, same. And he was the quarterback of the Steelers. And still, everything I know, but he just like, I don't care. He did his podcast, where he was talking about his breakup with Shailene Woodley, which happened years ago, by the way. And he's taking shots at her and saying, you know, all of my exes, including Danica Patrick, were obsessed with me. And they talk about me after the fact. And I don't know, I think people are entitled to talk about their breakups that they want to. This is so many years ago, though, what you're bringing up. And honestly, he was trying to make Shailene Woodley look bad. And it just really made me laugh, because he said that she said, before we get married, I gotta go fuck this guy.

• 53:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, he proposed and she's accepted and then was like, but I gotta go fuck this guy.

• 53:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Which is so funny.

• 53:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  Aaron Rodgers, what are you doing? Like, why are you on this podcast? And like, the way he speaks about these women is with such disdain. This man is married now. It's like, what are you doing? I would not want my husband going on, talking about his exes in this way. Like, it is just such an ick. What are you doing going on this podcast? Like, dragging your ex when you're married? Grow up.

• 53:30Rayna Greenberg?

  I think his point was like, they keep talking about me. It's like, but you're perpetuating this by talking about them. And I've never heard them say anything so terrible about him. And he basically said that Shailene Woodley had said that she had gone into a deep depression because of him. And I read her statement. I guess there could be other things in here that I'm missing, but it sounded like she was saying, I just went into a deep depression because of the breakup, which, that's a lot of people after a lot of breakups. They're not saying you caused it and you're a monster. And even if she was, who cares?

• 54:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  I just feel like a grown up response and tone when this happens is if you really get pressed on it, you're kind of like this, these are the facts. But the way he speaks about these exes of his is like, he hates them and he hates women. And this man is currently married to someone else. Like, it's a weird tone to take. This isn't the day after the breakup. And I just, I can't stand him. Overall, I think he's super problematic. And so fuck him. And Shailene Woodley, go off with your little red carpet outfit and your t-shirt and your statement necklace. And then, just a really quick thing, we have Martha Stewart. She posted on Instagram a selfie, queen of the sexy selfie, and says, I've been thinking about releasing my nudes. That's it. She's doing like, a light, kissy duck face. She looks gorgeous.

• 54:43Rayna Greenberg?

  It made my day. When I saw it, it made my day.

• 54:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, Raina, question. Are these current nudes or old nudes? Like, are these recent Martha 80, whatever, how old she is, nudes? Or are these like, ones from the vault? Either way, I'm sad.

• 54:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, you know what this is for, right?

• 54:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  What?

• 54:58Rayna Greenberg?

  So later on, she said that this is just to tease or release of a product that she has coming out. And the shade is nudes.

• 55:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  I thought you knew this.

• 55:06Rayna Greenberg?

  You're just not telling me that?

• 55:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  I linked it. I thought you knew the whole story.

• 55:09Rayna Greenberg?

  No, you didn't. You just set me up.

• 55:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I would never do that to you. I love you.

• 55:14Rayna Greenberg?

  I did not know that.

• 55:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  Never.

• 55:17Rayna Greenberg?

  Let me just think. Like, why'd you ruin that for me?

• 55:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, okay.

• 55:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Martha Stewart was really trying to release her nudes.

• 55:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, it's a ploy to promote her skincare line. It's a new lip serum. And, listen, it made my day too. And when I saw that this was not the case, I was really sad. Because I really was hoping that she would just do that. She's such an icon. You never know what she's gonna do. You never know.

• 55:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Raina set me up. Raina set me up.

• 55:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  I would never set you up. I think you put this on the sound line.

• 55:44Rayna Greenberg?

  Because I thought it was real. I believed in it. Nothing's real. You guys can't trust anyone. Not even Martha.

• 55:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, Lady Gaga had a baby, so congrats to her. I just love her. She's always been mother and now she is officially mother. And Mitch McConnell is allegedly alive. They wheeled his corpse, I mean, his alive body onto the Senate floor. And this is elder abuse. This man does not know where he is. He is being rolled around. And I cannot believe this is someone who is in charge of making decisions for the American people, decisions he will not even be alive to see. He's been on medical leave for three months. He is not with it. They're just wheeling him around like this man can work. I'm so mad.

• 56:23Rayna Greenberg?

  I watched them kind of like, prop up his dead corpse.

• 56:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  Dead corpse is redundant, but I'm just mad at you.

• 56:34Rayna Greenberg?

  Would never set you up, Ashley. Be mad at yourself, because I linked the appropriate headline. Maybe you should prop better.

• 56:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  I didn't look at the link. I had it up here.

• 56:45Rayna Greenberg?

  When you started with the like, do you think it's current nudes? I was like, oh no, she has not read the whole story.

• 56:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  She's so stupid. Ashley, you're being so stupid. Okay, well, anyway.

• 56:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, when they propped up his dead body, they were like, it's time. He did eke out a sentence. This is the first time they've like, heard him speak in like, months either. And I would never make fun of anybody else in this situation, except for the American people. Why are we putting ourselves in this situation?

• 57:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  This is so ridiculous. A man who was like, voted against maternity leave, medical leave, and then got to have it himself on our dime. And now, he's just, he can't, he's too old to work. This has nothing to do with making fun of old people. Like, we need age limits in all areas of the government. And he's not with it. So get him out of there. It's disgusting.

• 57:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, our president is senile and wears diapers too. So he was like, game, recognize game.

• 57:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh my God, yeah. Do you think Mitch is like, in diapers?

• 57:35Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, I think he's a catheter. I don't, I don't think he's, I think he's in diapers.

• 57:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  All right. And speaking of people who have diapers or need diapers, fuck, marry, kill that High Rocks girl, or Mitch, or Donald Trump.

• 57:46Rayna Greenberg?

  Ashley, that's so mean. That's so mean. I would just, I would marry, I'd marry a woman no matter what, out of all the people.

• 57:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, well, that's your snack. You guys, girlsgottaeat.com, girlsgotta eat podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I am Ash Hess at Instagram and TikTok. Raina is Rayna Greenberg, RainaGreenberg.com for her fall tour tickets. You can watch full video on Spotify and YouTube and share this episode with a friend. Because you know what'll make you laugh. And a giggle can change an entire day. And we will see you Monday.

• 58:17Rayna Greenberg?

  Have a good week, guys.

• 58:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  Bye.

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