Pretty Little Episode #36

Fortune and Mae name a cat, perform some spot-on impressions, and dish about Kelly Clarkson's famous winks on a brand new Pretty Little Episode! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterSubmit questions to speakpipe.com/handsomepod http://speakpipe.com/handsomepodFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:04Mae Martin?

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• 0:18Tig Notaro?

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• 0:35Mae Martin?

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• 1:19Mae Martin?

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• 1:53Mae Martin?

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• 2:16Fortune Feimster?

  Pretty little episode. Welcome to the Handsome's Pretty Little Episode.

• 2:23Mae Martin?

  We're feeling pretty, we're feeling little, we're feeling episode.

• 2:27Fortune Feimster?

  That's right. It's your pal Fortune and I'm joined by my pal.

• 2:31Mae Martin?

  May.

• 2:34Mae Martin?

  It's weird that my name is May.

• 2:36Fortune Feimster?

  Is it?

• 2:37Mae Martin?

  Does it seem right? It does kind of in a way.

• 2:40Fortune Feimster?

  I like the, you have the alliteration like I have.

• 2:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I love an alliteration, yeah.

• 2:46Fortune Feimster?

  Me too.

• 2:47Mae Martin?

  What's Biggie's last name? Feimster?

• 2:48Fortune Feimster?

  I say it is.

• 2:52Fortune Feimster?

  Jack thinks it's Smith, but we, when he's with me, uh, I say to him, you're a Feimster. I don't know if she says that to, that he's a Smith, but Biggie Feimster is a cool name too.

• 3:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah, Biggie Feimster is cool.

• 3:06Fortune Feimster?

  Maybe it's hyphen.

• 3:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah, he can talk about that in therapy.

• 3:10Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 3:11Mae Martin?

  His identity.

• 3:12Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I think May's a fun name.

• 3:14Mae Martin?

  I think so too. Yeah, yeah. I wish you could shorten it to a nickname. You can only lengthen it to like.

• 3:19Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, because May as is is a shorter name.

• 3:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah, like you could just do mm.

• 3:25Fortune Feimster?

  Mm. I have heard people refer to you as mm.

• 3:30Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 3:33Mae Martin?

  I've heard people refer to you as fuck.

• 3:38Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we just, uh, we'll talk about it in our, um, with Tig, but we had our, uh, two live shows back to back and there was a lot of screaming for May.

• 3:47Mae Martin?

  Well, ditto. Yeah, yeah. I can't wait to recap our adventures.

• 3:52Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, those were pretty incredible.

• 3:54Mae Martin?

  It was super fun.

• 3:55Fortune Feimster?

  May and I went to breakfast together.

• 3:57Mae Martin?

  Oh, we did. We had a lovely, it took a long time to come.

• 4:00Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 4:00Mae Martin?

  The food.

• 4:01Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:02Mae Martin?

  But not to be negative, but

• 4:04Fortune Feimster?

  It took a long time to come.

• 4:08Mae Martin?

  Cause you know, like diner, you expect it's gonna be a quick, a quick delivery.

• 4:13Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 4:14Mae Martin?

  The coffee was quick.

• 4:15Fortune Feimster?

  That was true, but we got to chat and catch up and, and catch each other up to speed on what's going on in life.

• 4:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I liked that a lot.

• 4:24Fortune Feimster?

  It was a nice bonding experience.

• 4:26Mae Martin?

  You know, the next step, you gotta come over.

• 4:28Fortune Feimster?

  I know, I gotta see that pad.

• 4:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah, man, I'm like, I mean, I only really have people over to, to do painting and get weird. So if you're up for some painting.

• 4:38Fortune Feimster?

  I'm not a good painter, but I'm up for any experience.

• 4:42Mae Martin?

  Great.

• 4:46Mae Martin?

  I'm gonna get a massage tonight.

• 4:48Fortune Feimster?

  You are?

• 4:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah, cause we got back from traveling and I've been like pumping iron, lifting weights. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna go get a nice massage at the K Spa.

• 4:57Fortune Feimster?

  That's great. Oh, the Korean spa. So they're gonna

• 5:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:01Fortune Feimster?

  Wash all the crevices.

• 5:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And guess what the masseuse's name is who I really love there?

• 5:07Fortune Feimster?

  What?

• 5:07Mae Martin?

  May.

• 5:09Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 5:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:11Fortune Feimster?

  Some May on May action.

• 5:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all I've ever wanted.

• 5:15Fortune Feimster?

  I, I would go to the Korean spa, but I don't wanna be in the nude.

• 5:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:19Fortune Feimster?

  And everyone there's in the nude.

• 5:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's true. Well, they have like private massage rooms, but they are in the nude. You'd have to get your gems out.

• 5:26Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, cause people

• 5:27Mae Martin?

  And your butthole.

• 5:28Fortune Feimster?

  Because the, for those of you who don't know, the Korean spa is like a lot of different rooms and there's some steam rooms, right? And like rooms with water and you're getting washed off and scrubbed down and

• 5:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, the most intense room is, uh, an ice room. That's like an ice sauna that I, I love it a lot. It's very punishing, but you know, I like that.

• 5:48Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you like a little danger with your massage.

• 5:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't wanna be too relaxed.

• 5:54Fortune Feimster?

  I love a massage. I don't know if the, I have to go back on the road again right away on Wednesday. But I was proud of myself. I worked out four days in a row on, while on tour.

• 6:04Mae Martin?

  Yes, dude.

• 6:05Fortune Feimster?

  Which is huge for me.

• 6:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 6:08Fortune Feimster?

  I am determined on this tour to be much healthier than I was on my last tour.

• 6:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 6:15Fortune Feimster?

  I, uh, I'm down 40 pounds and I'm gonna keep it going. Yeah. Then my last tour was not, not healthy. So every hotel I went to the gym.

• 6:24Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 6:25Fortune Feimster?

  Then when I got home, I treaded water. Uh, which is my thing now.

• 6:29Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 6:31Fortune Feimster?

  And um, yeah, I feel really um, hopeful about the balance of this tour.

• 6:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, great. My thing is uh, like on tour is um, my phone, like just getting back to the hotel room. I'm like, I'll spend, yeah, an hour and a half on my phone before bed.

• 6:47Fortune Feimster?

  Scrolling, yeah.

• 6:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and just looking at like pictures people have tagged from the shows and people's comments. And I just get sucked into a vortex.

• 6:55Fortune Feimster?

  Well, it's hard to come down off that high, right? You have this show with all that energy and then you get back to your hotel and you're kind of having to slowly in increments come down from that.

• 7:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 7:05Fortune Feimster?

  So, I get it. Some, some scrolling and looking at pics and be like, oh, that was fun. Look at what we did.

• 7:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And sometimes people will tag you in a pic that is so unflattering and then you don't reshoot, you don't repost those.

• 7:18Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, fuckin' my life. I have some pretty unflattering angles.

• 7:25Fortune Feimster?

  Um, well, good times. Let's uh, should we get some questions?

• 7:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, let's hear from people.

• 7:29Speaker 00

  Hello, May, Tig and Fortune, in absolutely no particular order. You're all fabulous. My name is Sebi and I live in Austin, Texas. Thank you all for coming. Um, what a treat. My question for you is, I just got a little cat that showed up at my door, couldn't find its home, and I'm looking to name it. It is white and orange, very affectionate, currently purring, if you can hear.

• 8:01Fortune Feimster?

  I can't hear.

• 8:02Speaker 00

  If not, that's a bummer for you.

• 8:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I couldn't hear it.

• 8:05Speaker 00

  But I want to know what to name it. And obviously, my first choice is Handsome. But I'm also thinking about naming him Calsifer from the Studio Ghibli Howl's Moving Castle, who, you know, is a little fire flame.

• 8:21Speaker 00

  Um, so that's my answer, but I'm curious what yours is.

• 8:25Mae Martin?

  Handsome's a great name for an animal.

• 8:27Fortune Feimster?

  It is.

• 8:29Mae Martin?

  Cause you'd go morning handsome.

• 8:31Fortune Feimster?

  Don't cats, aren't cats like known for roaming around? What, do we think this is someone's cat?

• 8:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah. I like, I like the idea of, like, I like hu- human names for cats, like Bruce or something, you know?

• 8:47Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:48Mae Martin?

  Diane.

• 8:49Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna go with the name Tiger.

• 8:51Mae Martin?

  Okay, yeah, you went, this is pretty standard orange, am I not to judge? Not to judge, but.

• 8:57Fortune Feimster?

  I'm cool, but like exactly what I see.

• 9:00Mae Martin?

  Yeah, Tiger. Yeah, I don't, I don't mind that. What about, um?

• 9:04Fortune Feimster?

  Or Tigre.

• 9:05Mae Martin?

  Oh, Tigre's good. What about, yeah, I'm gonna go Bruce or Diane, but I'm gonna stick with that.

• 9:12Fortune Feimster?

  Bruce or Diane, alright.

• 9:14Mae Martin?

  But I actually, I think, I think handsome's a really good, really good name. Should we hear another one though?

• 9:19Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 9:20Speaker 04

  Hi, Handsoms. I love you all. I think you're all amazing. Uh, my name is Ryanne and I'm calling from New Hampshire. And I made it to Toronto to see your live show with one of my besties. So that's super fun. But what I wanted to ask you was, what do you think is your best impression of a person? Or a creature?

• 9:49Mae Martin?

  Wow, that's great.

• 9:51Fortune Feimster?

  Your best impression of a, of a person? Just any person?

• 9:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, like an impression, like your Jennifer Coolidge is very strong.

• 9:59Fortune Feimster?

  I want a hot dog real bad.

• 10:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that, yeah. What else have you got?

• 10:05Fortune Feimster?

  A person or a creature?

• 10:07Mae Martin?

  I've got, um, well, I like to do Mr. Tumnus from Narnia. You know, he's like a, he's got, he's like half deer. Maybe deer from the, from the waist down and then men. But I can't really do it without standing up and doing the whole movement. But he's like, Lucy Pevancy. I don't know. I really want to play Mr. Tumnus in the new, the Greta Gerwig, Narnia. And I told my agents, hey, this is, can you reach out to Greta Gerwig and tell her I really want to play Mr. Tumnus? And they were like, and then like a week later, I was like, hey, did you do that? And they were like, oh, no, that's outrageous.

• 10:45Fortune Feimster?

  You're like, I need you to believe in me.

• 10:47Mae Martin?

  I know. I used to do all my teachers and stuff in school and,

• 10:51Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 10:51Mae Martin?

  but like celebs, like, I don't know, I really want to work on the, um, all the boys from Love on the Spectrum.

• 10:58Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah. I just saw someone on TikTok doing their, uh, uh, impression. It was pretty spot on.

• 11:04Mae Martin?

  I think I saw the same one.

• 11:06Fortune Feimster?

  Connor's voice is, don't speak to me about that, mother. I know what it's like to live that way.

• 11:18Mae Martin?

  That's a good Connor. And, and James is sort of like, yes, uh, uh, someone, is it, is it possible that, uh, we could, yeah.

• 11:29Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah. And Tanner's like, I am a good guy, mom. I am a good guy, mom. Right? That is, yeah, yeah, Kelly, yeah, Kelly. Yeah. I, I like ducks too.

• 11:39Mae Martin?

  That's good. What kind of animals do you like, Kelly? Do you like dogs? Do you like elephants? Do you like, yeah, see, this is pretty good.

• 11:45Fortune Feimster?

  I met Tanner in New York, uh, last season. He and I both were doing the Kelly Clarkson Show. And he was so awesome. Uh, we took a video together and then he and his mom and his sister Midge came to my standup show.

• 11:58Mae Martin?

  No way.

• 11:59Fortune Feimster?

  At the Beacon, yeah. And they were so great. I think it's probably a little overwhelming for him because you know, it's like 3,000 people.

• 12:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 12:07Fortune Feimster?

  In that theater and a lot of people, he's very recognizable. So I think,

• 12:11Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 12:11Fortune Feimster?

  it was like a stimulation overload for him, but he was so cute and sweet and his family, like that show, if anyone's watched Love on the Spectrum, I always tell people to watch it. I, uh, think it's just such a pure. Beautiful show about people who just wanna love and be loved and it's like, kinda takes you back to what dating and love should be.

• 12:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:36Fortune Feimster?

  Just like-

• 12:36Mae Martin?

  So honest with each other.

• 12:38Fortune Feimster?

  Getting a kiss is like the greatest thing in life. They've not had one when seeing Connor. Did you see the episode where Connor got his first kiss?

• 12:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 12:47Fortune Feimster?

  He's like, hand was shaking and he was like-

• 12:49Mae Martin?

  It was incredible, yeah.

• 12:50Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, you're like, that's what it's supposed to be like.

• 12:53Mae Martin?

  Totally.

• 12:53Fortune Feimster?

  This is like pure thing and-

• 12:55Mae Martin?

  I think that show has really made a lot of people sort of um, raise their standards of what they're looking for. Just like kindness and openness and yeah.

• 13:05Fortune Feimster?

  And they are very honest. If they don't like someone, they're like, can I just tell you, I'm, I just wanna be friends. And they're like, okay.

• 13:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:12Fortune Feimster?

  And there's no games. It's like really amazing to watch. But I was saying their families are so wonderful too, like-

• 13:20Mae Martin?

  Totally.

• 13:20Fortune Feimster?

  The, the support these kids have on that show is, is really inspiring to watch.

• 13:26Mae Martin?

  I know. We should um, definitely try and get a question from one of the cast. That would be great.

• 13:31Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I could probably reach out to Tanner's mom.

• 13:33Mae Martin?

  Oh my god, yeah. That's amazing. Um, so those are our impressions. Leah, let's hear uh, Rian's answer.

• 13:40Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I do have, I have a made up impression from Pam the mall walker.

• 13:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah, let's hear it.

• 13:44Fortune Feimster?

  It's a character I created. Hello, I am Pam the mall walker. I have my fanny pack on and I am ready for treats.

• 13:59Mae Martin?

  Okay, I love Pam. And she just walks the mall?

• 14:03Fortune Feimster?

  She walks and she has a fanny pack and she gets, she puts little treats in her fanny pack and she goes on her walks.

• 14:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah, great. I actually do have one more.

• 14:12Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, give it to us.

• 14:13Mae Martin?

  Uh, one time I was on the subway in London and there was this woman in her 50s and she, she was running to try to make the train. And she, she ran in and she just made it and the doors closed, but it was kinda hectic when she made it. Like she kinda stumbled in and then she kinda looked around and she goes, Jesus. And I think about it all the time. Jesus.

• 14:42Mae Martin?

  Um, yeah. What has Rian got for us?

• 14:45Speaker 04

  Um, when it comes to me, my best impression of a creature is actually of ET. And I can sound pretty much like him. So this is an example.

• 15:01Mae Martin?

  ET phone home. ET loves handsome.

• 15:08Fortune Feimster?

  Love you guys. Wow.

• 15:11Mae Martin?

  That was so much better than I expected.

• 15:13Fortune Feimster?

  That was really good.

• 15:15Mae Martin?

  Holy shit, Rian. That's, you gotta go on the road with that.

• 15:19Fortune Feimster?

  It is fun when people have these like little random talents.

• 15:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I mean, I can do a thing where it sounds like there's a little man in my throat.

• 15:27Fortune Feimster?

  Let's hear it.

• 15:28Mae Martin?

  And I do it with my mouth closed, almost like a ventriloquist thing. Okay, ready?

• 15:33Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 15:33Mae Martin?

  I can only say one sentence.

• 15:35Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 15:36Mae Martin?

  Okay. I like it. I like it. I like it.

• 15:45Mae Martin?

  I don't know.

• 15:45Fortune Feimster?

  The visual of that was pretty great.

• 15:51Fortune Feimster?

  Wow.

• 15:52Mae Martin?

  I mean, it's crazy that I'm single, right?

• 15:55Fortune Feimster?

  Dude, you better get snatched up soon.

• 15:57Mae Martin?

  I know. Do we have time for one more? Let's do another.

• 16:00Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 16:01Speaker 05

  Hi, Tig. Hi, Mary. Hi, Fortune. My name is Morgan. I'm from Nashville, Tennessee. I just saw y'all at the Ryman and it was such a fun show. You guys did awesome. My question for you all is, what is your favorite household appliance sound?

• 16:19Fortune Feimster?

  By the way, all of our question askers today came to one of our live shows. That's pretty cool.

• 16:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah, very cool. Yeah.

• 16:26Fortune Feimster?

  We'll have to do some more in the future. We don't have anything lined up right now, but those were so fun. We'll have to look into that.

• 16:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Okay, my one is, and I don't know if this is a phenomenon in America that I was unfamiliar with, but um, the past two places I've lived, the laundry machine, when it is done, plays a song that is so long that, so this is, this is it.

• 16:51Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 17:00Mae Martin?

  It still goes on.

• 17:01Fortune Feimster?

  Whoa.

• 17:02Mae Martin?

  So I've got to make a video of it. It's crazy, but that's my favorite thing. It's a whole little dance break every time I laund-

• 17:09Fortune Feimster?

  My mom has one of those. It's like

• 17:13Fortune Feimster?

  but it's much shorter.

• 17:15Mae Martin?

  It's crazy though.

• 17:16Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know that that's the specific tune. I've only heard it, you know, a couple of times a year, but it's something-

• 17:23Mae Martin?

  You should be able to program your laundry machine, you know, with the sound of your choice. So I could get, for instance, Rianne doing her ET. So every time my laundry's done, it's like, ET.

• 17:36Fortune Feimster?

  I think you should be able to program your washing machine to sing, "I've been waiting for some clothes like you." And it would make you want to do laundry more.

• 17:51Fortune Feimster?

  You guys don't see what's into that. Whatever. I'm gonna program my washing machine to do that.

• 17:57Mae Martin?

  I don't know that song.

• 17:58Fortune Feimster?

  "I've been waiting for a girl like you."

• 18:00Mae Martin?

  Oh, no.

• 18:01Fortune Feimster?

  "I've been waiting for a girl like you."

• 18:04Mae Martin?

  I don't know why I don't know-

• 18:05Fortune Feimster?

  You still don't know that?

• 18:06Mae Martin?

  No, but-

• 18:07Fortune Feimster?

  Well, look it up.

• 18:09Mae Martin?

  I will be.

• 18:10Fortune Feimster?

  It'll blow your mind. Well, if I sing it and you don't like it, you're not, it's not gonna get much better.

• 18:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah. You're really the, you're like Kelly Clarkson.

• 18:20Fortune Feimster?

  I'm just like Kelly Clarkson, who by the way, drove, did we talk about that? Drove the lesbians wild.

• 18:26Mae Martin?

  Oh, by doing the Chapel Rhone song?

• 18:29Fortune Feimster?

  No, but well, all the songs Kelly does drives the lesbians wild, but in particular, Kelly sang that song, "Just as good as on a vacation far away."

• 18:42Fortune Feimster?

  Some come up, take something, come over, talk it over. There's so much that I wanna say. You know I like my girls a little bit older. And then winked.

• 18:55Mae Martin?

  Whoa.

• 18:56Fortune Feimster?

  When she sang that.

• 18:57Mae Martin?

  Okay, so the wink was what really?

• 18:59Fortune Feimster?

  So the, yeah, it's the, it's called Your Love by The Outfield. And the lesbians lost their damn minds.

• 19:09Mae Martin?

  Listen, we all just take what we can get and we get real excited.

• 19:13Fortune Feimster?

  I think you should look up the video and see the wink. And Kelly later got asked about it. And she just says, said, oh, I wink in my song, a lot in my songs. And people were like, do you?

• 19:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 19:27Fortune Feimster?

  That felt deliberate.

• 19:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah, she should own the wink. I have a real wink fetish. Like I, people who can confidently wink, I love. So I don't know if it, it might be dangerous for me to watch this.

• 19:38Fortune Feimster?

  You will, I mean, Kelly's voice.

• 19:41Mae Martin?

  It's crazy.

• 19:41Fortune Feimster?

  Already is just the greatest thing on earth.

• 19:45Mae Martin?

  You know why I like it? It's effortless. It's like even, cause even Lady Gaga, even, you know, Alicia Keys, like they're, they're amazing voices, but they're pushing. Kelly, it's like effortless. It's like that whole range is just sitting there for her and she.

• 19:58Fortune Feimster?

  Voice of an angel. And I've been a Kelly stan from day one, long before all these TikTokers got on board.

• 20:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 20:06Fortune Feimster?

  My entire four years on Chelsea Lately was at different times, me giving a plea to Kelly Clarkson to come on the show. And she never did. And then I ran into her the year after Chelsea Lately was done. And I said, I used to talk about you all the time. She goes, I know.

• 20:25Mae Martin?

  Oh my God. She's like, I know, and I had no impulse to reach out.

• 20:29Fortune Feimster?

  I know, and I did nothing. But we're friends now. I've done her show 10 times, more than anybody.

• 20:35Mae Martin?

  10 times, holy shit.

• 20:36Fortune Feimster?

  10 times I've done the Kelly Clarkson show. They gave me a jacket at, on my fifth time.

• 20:41Mae Martin?

  Whoa.

• 20:42Fortune Feimster?

  From The Voice, it was a tiny jacket. I don't get to go on there as much now that it's in New York, but she asked a handsome question too.

• 20:50Mae Martin?

  Oh yeah, I know. Yeah.

• 20:51Fortune Feimster?

  So we stan.

• 20:53Mae Martin?

  We stan.

• 20:53Fortune Feimster?

  Our gal Kelly, and don't you be driving those lesbians wild, Kelly, with your twinks.

• 20:59Mae Martin?

  I'm gonna watch that as soon as we're done here.

• 21:01Fortune Feimster?

  It's pretty, it's pretty great.

• 21:03Mae Martin?

  Should we hear Morgan?

• 21:04Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, let's hear Morgan's answer.

• 21:05Speaker 05

  So my favorite household appliance sound used to be the running dishwasher. It signaled the end of a long day and it just felt like I had all my ducks in a row. But it has recently changed. My favorite sound is that of the garage door opening at the end of the day because it means my husband has come home from work. And my son, whenever he hears it, just lights up. Because he knows daddy's home and he's about to get to hug him and play with him. And it's just so sweet and it just makes me feel really happy when I hear it.

• 21:48Speaker 05

  So yeah, I can't wait to hear y'all's answers. Thank you so much.

• 21:52Fortune Feimster?

  That's so great.

• 21:53Mae Martin?

  I totally forgot that that was the question we were answering.

• 21:55Fortune Feimster?

  I, I didn't even answer it.

• 21:57Mae Martin?

  Oh yeah, sorry, yeah.

• 21:59Fortune Feimster?

  Um, mine would be the vacuum, only because similar to her, it ignites other responses that make me happy. And the vacuum makes Biggie bark and he runs over to it and is like

• 22:17Fortune Feimster?

  like he's fighting it. And I think it's the cutest thing in the world. And so sometimes I, uh, will run the vacuum and push it near him. Just to get him to go.

• 22:29Mae Martin?

  Well, listen, he's pretty low key the rest of the time.

• 22:33Fortune Feimster?

  Anything that amps, amps, amps him up is, is fun to watch.

• 22:37Mae Martin?

  Well, this has been an absolute delight.

• 22:39Fortune Feimster?

  What a delight. Such a treat. I always like, uh, answering questions from our fans. We do that at our live show as well.

• 22:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's fun. People in the audience, like.

• 22:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. And it really does ensue some pretty crazy times.

• 22:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 22:54Fortune Feimster?

  At the end of our Austin show, we had to sing a song together and what a treat that was.

• 22:59Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, I, I went weird there. I could see that that made you sad. We were like improvising a song that was like, "Thanks so much, Austin. We love you." And then it was my turn and I was like, "Sometimes I feel so lonely, I want to die," or something. But I didn't even mean that. It's just, for some reason, I think song, I think emotions.

• 23:19Fortune Feimster?

  You want to go, you want to emote?

• 23:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 23:21Fortune Feimster?

  And then I was like, "Okay," and then I took over. I was like, "Thanks for coming to our show. Keep it handsome."

• 23:29Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you rescued it. Yeah.

• 23:31Fortune Feimster?

  But that's what, we all bring something different to the table and that's the beauty of it.

• 23:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah, exactly. But please keep sending your questions in to us. You can go to speakpipe.com/handsomepod. We want to hear from you. We want to hear your impressions.

• 23:44Fortune Feimster?

  And keep listening to our, our regular episode and telling your friends about the pod. Come see me on tour. I'm on a, a huge tour that's going to a lot of places. Uh, May, are you adding any more shows for music or?

• 23:58Mae Martin?

  I am, but I don't know them yet, but I'm, I am. And in June, I'm going to be hitting three cities that I've never played music in. It's going to be fun.

• 24:07Fortune Feimster?

  Nice. Well, we're keeping busy, uh, but we appreciate, uh, you guys listening.

• 24:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah, we love you a lot.

• 24:15Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we do love you a lot.

• 24:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah, we love you a lot.

• 24:17Fortune Feimster?

  We love you a lot.

• 24:18Mae Martin?

  Even though sometimes we get so lonely.

• 24:19Fortune Feimster?

  Don't talk to me about love, mom. I know what it is.

• 24:28Mae Martin?

  Um, I guess all that remains is to keep it pretty handsome.

• 24:35Fortune Feimster?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Fortune Feimster, Tig Notaro, and Mae Martin. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Woolette. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on social media at HandsomePod. What a podcast.

• 24:58Fortune Feimster?

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.