Flag Football, Poop Dolla Legacy & Worst Jobs w/ Adam Devine, Blake Anderson & Anders Holm | Ep 184

92%ers, welcome to another episode of New Heights brought to you by Apple! Today, Jason and Travis discuss what’s next for their golf feud, react to some swift flag football highlights, and debate who would be the best partner for a little smoke. Later, we are joined by Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, and Anders Holm! We figure out who had the lowest T at our Super Bowl party, learn about Adam’s feud with a teacher, hear some hysterical stories about living with rats on the ‘Workaholics’ set, everyone shares the nightmare that was working in telemarketing, and more! Check out “This is Important” wherever you get your podcasts. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-this-is-important-72394656/ You can still pre-order “No Dumb Questions” now at http://kelceclubhouse.com or wherever you buy your books. To claim your stickers. After you pre-order, head to this link: http://hc.com/nodumbquestions and submit your proof of purchase. Watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights every Wednesday during the NFL season and follow us on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshow You can also listen to new episodes on Wondery, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. . . . Download the full podcast here: Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMb Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036 Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynw Send something to the New Heights Mailbox. Don’t be weird though. C/O New Heights Productions 135 E OLIVE AVE, BURBANK, CA 91502 Support the show: APPLE: The all-new MacBook Neo. An amazing Mac at a surprising price. Learn more at http://apple.com/Mac INTUIT TURBOTAX: Learn more at https://turbotax.intuit.com/?cid=bn_wk_12 LIQUIDIV: Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://www.liquid-iv.com/ and get 20% off your first order with code NEWHEIGHTS at checkout. HILL’S PET: Because you're only human, there's Hill's. Find the right food at https://www.hillspet.com/science-does-more ALLSTATE: Check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds: https://allstate.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  The wrongs we must right, the fights we must win, the future we must secure together for our nation. This is what's in front of us. This determines what's next for all of us. We are Marines. We were made for this.

• 0:20Travis Kelce?

  Thank you to our partner Royal Caribbean. Dude, have you seen this? Royal Caribbean just dropped the Legend of the Seas. It's the biggest cruise ship on the planet. Like, nothing's even close to being this big. And it's sailing out of Fort Lauderdale, starting this November.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  That's right. This thing is stacked. Seven pools, more places to eat than you can even count. I mean, they have something for everybody.

• 0:47Travis Kelce?

  Like, bring the kids, bring mom and dad, shoot, bring the whole crew. Everybody's got a spot. That's what makes it special.

• 0:54Speaker 02

  And the entertainment, Latin music, ice skating, full-on Broadway shows. It's pretty amazing. Pretty much everything you want in one place. Oh, and did I mention there's a water park?

• 1:04Travis Kelce?

  You didn't, and that's, that'd be the kicker for me.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  I love a water park.

• 1:07Travis Kelce?

  But the crazy one? Crown's Edge, a ropes course off the side of the ship, not for the faint of heart, brother.

• 1:16Speaker 02

  They've also got Playmaker, sports bar, and arcade. So that means games on every screen. I love a good arcade sports place combination.

• 1:25Travis Kelce?

  All right, Captain, get the family on the new Legend of the Seas, sailing November 2026 from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

• 1:33Speaker 02

  Visit royalcaribbean.com to learn more.

• 1:37Travis Kelce?

  Thank you to our sponsor, Colgate Total.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  On offense, it's important to prevent problems from the moment the ball is snapped.

• 1:44Travis Kelce?

  That's true. Otherwise, you're just out there running cardio. Can't get open for a big play.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  But it's not just football. There's a lot of things you need to prevent before they start.

• 1:55Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, like in your mouth.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  My mouth specifically?

• 1:59Travis Kelce?

  I mean, probably yours too, but I'm talking everybody's mouth. There's bacteria in there that can lead to oral health problems like cavities, gingivitis.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Right. Yeah, all the nasty stuff. But the good news is you can prevent these problems before they start with Colgate Total Active Prevention. It's like having a good offensive line for your mouth.

• 2:21Travis Kelce?

  Ooh, exactly. With twice daily brushing, Colgate Total prevents oral health problems like cavities and gingivitis.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  And it's not just one contributing player either. It's a whole system. Toothpaste, mouthwash, and a special toothbrush.

• 2:36Travis Kelce?

  Now that's the squad you want fighting for your mouth.

• 2:39Speaker 02

  Colgate Total is like having a full playbook in your bathroom, working to help prevent oral health problems before they start.

• 2:47Travis Kelce?

  Get Colgate Total on Amazon today.

• 2:50Speaker 03

  When I graduated high school, the last day I'm walking out of school, she goes, "Adam Devine!" And I turn around and it's just her and she goes, "I hate you." And I go, "I hate you too." And I left.

• 3:04Speaker 04

  It sounds like you guys had pretty good chemistry.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was fun. Yeah.

• 3:07Speaker 04

  Yeah. You gotta find her. You had a nemesis.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  I feel like if you go through that type of effort to remove somebody from their position and get them fired, you deserve an A in that class. Did you get it?

• 3:16Speaker 03

  That's not what happened. No, no, no, no.

• 3:22Travis Kelce?

  Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, a wondery show brought to you by Apple. Oh, man, we're really, we're doing it, man. We're doing it big now, man. We got Apple to sponsor this thing.

• 3:38Travis Kelce?

  We're your hosts. I'm Travis Kelce. This is my big brother, Jason Kelce out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Shout out to the Heights and shout out to the Cincinnati Bearcats. Having gave the Bearcats love. UC is always near and dear to our hearts. Subscribe on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts and follow the show on all social media, at New Heights Show with one S. We're gonna have a bunch of fun clips throughout the week and you don't want to miss them. Jason, why don't you tell the people what we got coming up today?

• 4:04Speaker 02

  90% of we got another amazing episode in store for you guys. We'll check in on our March Madness brackets. We've got some fan mentions to get to as well as Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, and Adam DeFiore here. That's right, we got the Workaholics. Speaking of work, let's get into some work in that new news. Starting off with some of that new news. All righty, new news is brought to you by Intuit TurboTax. And let's get into it. By getting out of the house right now with our TGL video which dropped on Monday. All right. When's the rematch Trav? How we feeling?

• 4:40Travis Kelce?

  Dude, whenever you want to go back down there, I would love to fucking absolutely scrape you on that simulator. That was hilarious.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  This is coming. I knew this was coming.

• 4:48Travis Kelce?

  No, it's all good. It's all good. Just so everyone realizes what happens here. Uh, Jason asked.

• 4:53Speaker 02

  Let's get the excuses going.

• 4:54Travis Kelce?

  Real, real quick. Hey, do you want to just hit a few balls on the simulator afterwards? I said, yeah, sure. I'm not trying to do like any like recording or anything like that, but I'll go out and I'll hit a few balls. Yeah. Why, why wouldn't I want to hit a few on the simulator? We go down there and I get mic'd up by three different people. And we get a full on camera crew and everything, which it was still a fuck a blast. Listen, I'm not saying that I didn't have a lot of fun, um, shanking the golf ball on that big ass screen. Uh, it was pretty cool that TGL let us go on there, go down there and have some fun after an epic match. It was still pretty cool to, to be a part of it. The, the green and how it moves, even that big old screen, man.

• 5:38Travis Kelce?

  It's, it's, it's, but technology is through the roof and it was just cool to, to be down there having some fun with my brother, man.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  It's insane. It's insane. And yeah, of course, like, listen, I'm not, I can't beat you straight up in golf. So I gotta use some tricks. I mean, that's the reality of it. I'll never beat you in golf in my life. So yeah, you, you want to go hit some balls? No, no, keep drinking. No, it's nothing. We're just going to go, nothing's going to be on the line. Just go, how many, you're having another. There you go. Oh, what's this? We're playing four holes for to compete to see who wins this tournament? Oh, I didn't even know that was happening.

• 6:08Travis Kelce?

  After Tom Cam just hit a hole in one to take the lead, I was over there.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  That was insane.

• 6:13Travis Kelce?

  Chugging beers and the place was electric. I was loving my time over there at TGL. So.

• 6:19Speaker 02

  Like you said, man, the, the facility down there is spectacular. Uh, can't wait. We gotta do something else there. I just know that. We gotta get back down. We gotta do something with somebody else, some other celebrities, brothers, uh, podcasters, golfers, whoever. Whatever I gotta do to get back down there and to keep using that thing and having fun and maybe raise some money for something, uh, would be awesome. So.

• 6:41Travis Kelce?

  Would love to, man. And honestly, I just want to get another hack at it to, to have, you know. I don't know where I was going with this. Go ahead.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  You just want to beat me. I get it, but it's not going to happen because I'm going to keep getting better, Trav. I am fully committed to this golf game.

• 6:55Travis Kelce?

  Dude, maybe, maybe the sim, maybe the sim is your, your way. Maybe this is, this is a sign that you just need to never play on another golf course again. You should just play on the simulator.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  I, I do, I gotta say, I do crush simulators. I don't know what it is. I don't know if my ball like tricks them, but for some reason I can hit off of them like a simulator, right? That was different because it was grass.

• 7:18Travis Kelce?

  Maybe you just get intimidated by like seeing a course. You know what I mean? Maybe it's just like you're mentally, you're like, you're, you're feeling over the ball is just at more ease because you don't see the intimidation of the course. You just kind of see the big old screen. I just gotta hit screen.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  It might be, it might be. I don't know what it is, but like we have a, a little like simulator nearby here and called in town or whatever, whenever I go there. And that one's different because they don't have the grass and you're always hitting off of the mat. So like I'll pound a drive out there and I'll be freaking 50 yards in the rough. It's like, oh, this is only 80% of your power. And I'm like, okay, I can do that math. Super easy. I don't have to worry about hitting the ball though. Like I'm still getting a pristine lie on this mat. So I crush that simulator. Uh, but in real life, it doesn't quite work out that way. So, uh, either way though, dude, I'm going to get after it this year. I'm telling you, it's happening, Trav.

• 8:09Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, I bet. I can't wait to see you dip the blue paint.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  We've got another off topic, off season heights hotline dropping this Friday. You're going to want to tune that. I don't know what it is on. Have we already recorded this?

• 8:23Travis Kelce?

  No, we're about to after this. Yeah, we're going to do that after this.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, we'll see what we talk about there. Um, we were tagged in this maybe a hundred times. So we wanted to shout out the Casey Swifties and all girls.

• 8:37Travis Kelce?

  What is it?

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Flag football team that has formed in Kansas City. Thanks to Taylor getting more girls into football.

• 8:42Travis Kelce?

  Hell yeah. That's awesome, man.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  Well, that's an adorable picture right there.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  Look at this.

• 8:49Travis Kelce?

  Oh, they're looking like they're having a blast.

• 8:52Speaker 02

  Oh, is this gonna, oh, I thought they were about to little Giants it when they weren't going to be able to make it through the sign. Look at how big the flags are.

• 8:58Travis Kelce?

  Nice.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  How old are these girls?

• 9:00Travis Kelce?

  I don't know. They look like eight to 10, somewhere in there.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. And I was going to say somewhere in that range. I mean, what kind of ball are they playing with? I'm just curious. Cause you know, you go to like Pee Wee.

• 9:12Travis Kelce?

  What do you mean?

• 9:13Speaker 02

  I don't know. You go to like Pee Wee. They can't even throw that thing. You're just running the ball.

• 9:16Travis Kelce?

  You're crazy. You're crazy.

• 9:18Speaker 02

  Really?

• 9:18Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 9:19Speaker 02

  Throw the ball in Pee Wee? I feel like you just, it's just whoever has a bit of running game.

• 9:22Travis Kelce?

  You never watched Pee Wee football?

• 9:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I've never watched and don't plan on watching. I, I, I'm not a, I think Pee Wee football is like not very important, to be honest with you.

• 9:33Speaker 02

  Very low in the totem pole of, I know a lot of people are into it. I'm not into it at all. This is dope though. I think flag football builds better athleticism than Pee Wee football. Pee Wee football is just like a bunch of munchkins using bad technique and running into each other. This is dope. This is like people actually bobbing and weaving. This is sick.

• 9:49Travis Kelce?

  Hell yeah, man. Shout out to the KC Swifties, man. Good luck this year and, uh, hope you guys win the championship. It's officially official, Jason. I am, uh,

• 9:57Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 9:58Travis Kelce?

  I have been named, uh, the official brand ambassador for Six Flags in 2026 season. I'm super confident about this. I can't wait to get to a Six Flags near you or get to Cedar Point here soon.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  Can we do a show at a Six Flags?

• 10:11Travis Kelce?

  We have to. 100%. We gotta do something, man. We gotta get this thing cooking, dude.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  Does Cedar Point count? Even though it's not a Six Flags?

• 10:17Travis Kelce?

  100%.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  I mean, it's a Six Flags.

• 10:20Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Cedar Fair and Six Flags are in the same business, same world. Yeah.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  Let's do a live show from Cedar Point.

• 10:25Travis Kelce?

  I would fucking love to do that.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Is it possible to do like a segment while we're riding Millennium Force?

• 10:32Travis Kelce?

  It's only one way to find out, Jason.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  This could get real fun. Real fun.

• 10:37Travis Kelce?

  Dude, I'm kinda like nervous to get on Millennium Force again, dude. It's been so damn damn long.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  I got nervous getting on that forklift down there at TGO and going 50 feet. What's Millennium Force? It's like 200 or some shit. What's Millennium Force's height? I can't, I don't even remember. It definitely held the record at one point.

• 10:55Travis Kelce?

  When we were kids, it did for sure. Top 302 holds it.

• 10:58Speaker 02

  Well, that's, yeah, it's kind of a joke. They just keep making the same coaster and it keeps like one upping it by like a foot. But really top thrill was the one that did it. That's what I liked about Cedar Point. They kept pushing the like envelope. It was Magnum, held the record, then they broke their own record in Millennium Force, then they broke their own record again with Dragster.

• 11:17Travis Kelce?

  The Dragster two.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  It's I don't, it's called King De Ka, isn't it? You're talking about the one in Jersey? Is it called Dragster two? I thought it was King De Ka that held it.

• 11:24Travis Kelce?

  I think there was Dragster two and then King De Ka.

• 11:27Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 11:27Travis Kelce?

  Can somebody help us out here?

• 11:29Speaker 02

  Can we? It's the exact same ride. It's just like a different name.

• 11:33Speaker 05

  What are you asking?

• 11:34Travis Kelce?

  Brandon, are you listening?

• 11:37Speaker 05

  What do you need? What do you? It's hot. What do you need?

• 11:39Speaker 02

  You're inside. You not have air conditioning?

• 11:41Speaker 05

  I don't run it during the day. You think I'm made of money?

• 11:43Speaker 02

  Brandon.

• 11:45Speaker 05

  Actually don't run it during the day. I like being a little sweaty. What is our debate here?

• 11:48Speaker 02

  What's the tallest roller coaster in the world?

• 11:50Speaker 05

  In the world. Falcons Flight at Six Flags in Saudi Arabia. You guys want to go?

• 11:57Speaker 02

  I mean, kind of.

• 11:58Speaker 05

  My night.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  Not right now. Not right now. Maybe when things clear up a little bit overseas.

• 12:03Travis Kelce?

  So is Millennium Force in 2000, 2003, Top Thrill Dragster, 2005, King De Ka?

• 12:11Speaker 02

  And now. But the thing, the thing that I think is shitty is the King De Ka is the same ride. They just literally made it one, it's like one foot taller. It's stupid. It's like you just copied it. So you're like, they didn't really break the Cedar Point.

• 12:23Travis Kelce?

  I think it was, yeah, I think it was just like where there was a different park and they wanted a similar dope ride. And I think

• 12:30Speaker 02

  I know.

• 12:31Travis Kelce?

  That was one of them. And so they just made it a little bit taller. Yeah.

• 12:34Speaker 02

  And I just hate because I'm.

• 12:35Travis Kelce?

  Because you wanted Cedar Point to always own it.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  They, they were the ones that had the ride first and then they were like, oh, we'll just take your ride and make it a foot tall. Like have some creativity, at least come up with a different ride.

• 12:46Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 12:47Speaker 02

  I mean, whatever.

• 12:48Travis Kelce?

  Taller and faster.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  I know. You're an ambassador. I'm sorry. Get it. All right. Either way, we're going to do a live show.

• 12:54Travis Kelce?

  We got to, man.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  Let us. I don't know if that's how that works. I would assume they'd let us. We'll do some Dippin' Dots reviews, maybe some freaking.

• 13:00Travis Kelce?

  Ooh, I'd love to see what else we got up there at the park.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  All right. We also missed this when it originally aired, but Travis was an answer on Family Feud.

• 13:11Travis Kelce?

  Oh my gosh, I made Family Feud?

• 13:13Speaker 02

  Before we read further down and they tell us what the category was, what do all these things have in common? Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, Barack Obama, Tommy Chong, Howard Stern and Travis Kelce.

• 13:25Travis Kelce?

  What the fuck? Fuck.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  What would lead to a category having these six names and Snoop Dogg being the number one category? So Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson, it's gotta be something with like weed, right?

• 13:37Travis Kelce?

  Famous for smoking weed.

• 13:38Speaker 02

  But then like.

• 13:39Travis Kelce?

  I don't know. I don't think I'm that famous for smoking weed.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  Are you that famous for it?

• 13:43Travis Kelce?

  I don't think, no, there's no like.

• 13:45Speaker 02

  You're like low level famous for like people that really are in the know, but I don't think it's like that much of a thing. But you got Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, Obama definitely has that. It's gotta be that, right?

• 13:55Travis Kelce?

  It's gotta be.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  But is Howard Stern known as that?

• 13:58Travis Kelce?

  Cheech and Chong, Tommy Chong.

• 14:00Speaker 02

  I mean, for sure. Tommy Chong. Yeah, there's no question. All right. And the reveal is.

• 14:05Travis Kelce?

  Name a living celebrity you'd love to share a joint with.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  All right.

• 14:14Travis Kelce?

  Three people out of a hundred? That's actually hilarious.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  That all tracks. Well, very cool. I think that's a great list. Trav, you should really be higher. I'm kind of upset now that it's that, that you're only at three, but.

• 14:27Travis Kelce?

  Who would you have said?

• 14:28Speaker 02

  It's not really my thing, but if I was going, I've done it. Not, yeah.

• 14:32Travis Kelce?

  No, we don't have to say any of that.

• 14:33Speaker 02

  To my drug history. If I was gonna smoke a joint,

• 14:38Speaker 02

  who would I smoke a joint with? Who would I want to? I mean, I think Willie Nelson, it's hard to top Willie Nelson and I don't know how many more, you know, I don't want to say that.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  I'll go Willie. Willie and Trigger combined. What about you?

• 14:56Travis Kelce?

  Oh man, um, I feel like, I don't know why I would like, I would want to smoke a joint with somebody who doesn't smoke a joint. Because then it's like an experience that like an out of body experience for somebody and I get to see how they react.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  Okay. Do you have anybody in mind that you know that hasn't smoked?

• 15:17Travis Kelce?

  No, um, I didn't really think about who it would be though.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  Andy Reid?

• 15:22Travis Kelce?

  Hilarious. Yeah. I want to smoke a joint with Andy Reid.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  I mean, it'll never happen, but

• 15:31Travis Kelce?

  No, it won't.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  That would be, that might be my new answer. That's a great answer. That would be fucking hilarious.

• 15:39Travis Kelce?

  You would imagine.

• 15:40Speaker 02

  Better preorder them cheeseburgers.

• 15:44Travis Kelce?

  There you go.

• 15:46Speaker 02

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• 15:56Travis Kelce?

  There's nothing like your first Mac. That's right. Jason, you remember dad bringing home that Macintosh when we were kids?

• 16:03Speaker 02

  Dad was one of the only people that had a Macintosh and dad, you were right the entire time. It was always Apple, dad.

• 16:10Travis Kelce?

  It was always Apple. I just remembered how cool the logo was, man. The apple with the rainbow colors on it. On that like desktop computer, man. And then they went to like the really cool translucent, like you could like see through it. And it had the cool shapes and everything. And then it just kept evolving.

• 16:26Speaker 02

  It had that great built in pong game, right? That you would go back and forth on.

• 16:31Travis Kelce?

  Dude, damn it, I could play that right now for hours.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:36Travis Kelce?

  Apple just launched the all new MacBook Neo.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  It's an amazing Mac at a surprising price. So whether you're in school, starting something new, or just want to fly through everyday tasks and apps, this is your moment.

• 16:48Travis Kelce?

  Check out the all new MacBook Neo.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Hmm. Learn more at apple.com/mac. Thanks to our sponsor, Intuit TurboTax. Oh, it's tax season.

• 17:00Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, it is. April 15th, tax deadline right around the corner. Don't want to miss it.

• 17:07Speaker 02

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• 17:13Travis Kelce?

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• 17:27Speaker 02

  Oh my gosh, no more shoebox full of receipts. No more, I'll figure it out this weekend. Are you kidding me?

• 17:34Travis Kelce?

  You're not just handing off papers. You're meeting with a real person, asking questions face to face and walking out knowing your TurboTax expert is working to get you every dollar you deserve.

• 17:45Speaker 02

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• 17:51Travis Kelce?

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• 18:03Speaker 02

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• 19:28Speaker 02

  or my favorite, pina colada. Or you can try sugar-free options with flavors like white peach, lemon lime, rainbow sherbet, and more. Wherever you're heading this spring, travel with on-the-go hydration from Liquid IV. Tear, pour, live more. Head to liquid-iv.com and get 20% off your first order with the code NEWHITES at checkout. All right, let's get into our conversation with the Workaholics Blake Anders and Adam. This conversation is brought to you by Liquid IV. Always gotta stay hydrated, especially when you're out at the shoot bowl. Our guests today are a trio of actors, comedians and writers. You know them from Pitch Perfect, Dope, The Intern, Game Over Man, and of course their show, Workaholics that Travis and I tune into all the freaking time. The inventors of poop dollar are in the building.

• 20:13Speaker 02

  In the building. Mr. Blake Anderson, Adam Devine and Anders home. Let's go, guys.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  Wow, that got me juiced. Who shot me juice? I'm ready to run through a wall.

• 20:27Speaker 06

  Woo, well Stacy did.

• 20:28Speaker 02

  Okay, we're here at the shoot bowl. You guys came to the new height shoot bowl party.

• 20:31Speaker 06

  Yes, absolutely.

• 20:33Speaker 02

  How'd we do?

• 20:33Speaker 04

  Night of a thousand beers.

• 20:34Speaker 02

  It was a lot of beers.

• 20:36Speaker 06

  We haven't stopped.

• 20:36Travis Kelce?

  Done, still drinking beers.

• 20:38Speaker 02

  You gotta keep it going, right?

• 20:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, that way I stop shaking.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 20:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, is that not normal?

• 20:42Speaker 02

  It's one of the most iconic.

• 20:43Speaker 03

  Wait, is that not normal for you? Okay.

• 20:45Speaker 06

  It's okay, it's good. No, that was a really fun party. We got to play some Papa shot.

• 20:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:49Speaker 06

  Me and Durs did the punching machine. I actually punched harder than him.

• 20:53Speaker 04

  He out punched me.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  How much does that hurt?

• 20:55Speaker 04

  How much does it hurt?

• 20:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, your ego.

• 20:57Speaker 03

  Uh, we also did a testosterone test last year and maybe let's take a guess who had the lowest T of the crew. Maybe we, maybe you guys guess.

• 21:09Speaker 06

  It's okay.

• 21:10Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm gonna guess Adam.

• 21:12Speaker 06

  Really?

• 21:12Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm out of here. Jason, what I, I mean, this is some.

• 21:17Speaker 04

  Inappropriate.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  Would I bring it?

• 21:19Speaker 04

  I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

• 21:21Speaker 03

  Would I bring it up if I had the lowest T of the crew? You think I would be spouting out?

• 21:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, you should have deduced that.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  Come on, man.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  Context clues, context clues.

• 21:29Speaker 04

  I don't trip on it because Blake's a natural hard body.

• 21:32Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 21:33Speaker 04

  He's got a core under there, under that.

• 21:36Speaker 06

  I'm a buff daddy.

• 21:37Speaker 04

  His body looks like that.

• 21:39Speaker 06

  Would a low testosterone dude wear a buff daddy shirt? I don't think so. Everybody knows this is like a pro wrestler and not a gay porn star.

• 21:47Speaker 03

  No, I didn't know that dude. And this morning when I saw that.

• 21:50Speaker 06

  I thought this wasn't as deep of a cut. As it is, Buff Bagwell, we're not aware, NWO.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  I don't remember him looking like that, though.

• 21:58Speaker 06

  He kinda looks like Bad Bunny.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Flavor saver. Yeah, he almost looks identical to Bad Bunny.

• 22:03Speaker 06

  That dude has the weirdest halftime shirt.

• 22:05Travis Kelce?

  Bad Daddy right there.

• 22:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, well.

• 22:07Speaker 02

  Looks like a guy that looked like Buff Badwell, just started making t-shirts and selling them.

• 22:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, they sold that outside of the stadium, right? As you're trying to park.

• 22:16Speaker 06

  Absolutely, it's a bootleg.

• 22:17Speaker 03

  You got two for fifteen?

• 22:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 22:20Travis Kelce?

  So nice, you guys have been partying at the Super Bowl.

• 22:22Speaker 06

  Heck, yes.

• 22:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's what our eyes are showing, everyone. This is like three days of fury.

• 22:27Travis Kelce?

  Have you guys made the, made like the Super Bowl run before, like?

• 22:30Speaker 03

  We did last year, yeah. Last year, we got out, we got after it a little bit.

• 22:34Speaker 04

  And ten years ago, New York?

• 22:37Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, our first one ever was in New York.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  We were part of this Bud Light party on, which is like, I mean, garage beer.

• 22:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. We're more fans of garage beer.

• 22:47Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 22:47Speaker 03

  Unless Bud Light wants to pay us to do anything.

• 22:50Speaker 04

  And that's true, that's true.

• 22:51Speaker 03

  We're back.

• 22:52Speaker 04

  So Bud Light got a cruise ship parked outside Manhattan and kind of turned it into a hotel. And they were like, we need entertainment. They hired us to do like comedy. Probably a thousand person theater, twelve people showed up.

• 23:05Speaker 03

  And one of them?

• 23:06Speaker 04

  Because we're in New York City. Everyone got off the boat and went into the city.

• 23:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  And one of those people was St. Louis Cardinals Hall of Famer Ozzy Smith.

• 23:18Speaker 02

  Shut up.

• 23:18Speaker 06

  What?

• 23:19Speaker 03

  And he got up and left eleven minutes into our show.

• 23:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:23Speaker 03

  And there's only twelve people there, so you just see Ozzy Smith go.

• 23:27Travis Kelce?

  He like did a backflip out of the arena.

• 23:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, backflip out the whole way.

• 23:31Speaker 06

  Okay, you didn't have to do that. They're like, whoa, that's actually more entertaining than the guys on stage.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  Then we just talked about us offending Ozzy Smith for the rest of the show. And the rest of the crowd's like, I wish they'd move on.

• 23:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  We're actually sitting here.

• 23:45Speaker 04

  It was brutal.

• 23:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 23:46Speaker 04

  That was our first Super Bowl. That was it.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  What is the key to throwing a good Super Bowl party, then?

• 23:51Speaker 03

  Well, you guys nailed it. Your free games?

• 23:54Speaker 02

  That's, that's.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  Doing something besides just pounding drinks, because we're gonna do that anyways, who are we kidding? But then doing something else, like the free, I was playing some Ski Ball, and I just so happened to pick the one that was malfunctioning. So like, it said I had like eight hundred and ninety, which is like, no one has ever gotten that score before.

• 24:13Speaker 02

  I was like, you take my photo.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  And it said I did it with like three balls, which is impossible to do.

• 24:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, like honestly scoring that much at Ski Ball is like embarrassing.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  And you know what? I think there was another malfunction. There was another, uh, on the punching machine. I think they were all malfunctioning, so.

• 24:31Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:32Speaker 03

  I think you're right.

• 24:33Speaker 06

  I'm saying, doesn't that, testosterone's don't add up to punch weight, dude.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  You talking about the roans?

• 24:39Speaker 06

  Dude, dude.

• 24:40Speaker 02

  You got those low roans.

• 24:41Speaker 06

  Right, right, right. Dude, I, I hit pretty hard, okay?

• 24:45Speaker 02

  He does.

• 24:45Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 24:46Speaker 02

  We're both in the eight hundreds. I think that's pretty good. Eight hundreds is real good, yeah.

• 24:49Speaker 06

  I think I was kissing nine hundred, but.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  That's what you like to do, huh?

• 24:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, I kiss nine hundreds.

• 24:54Travis Kelce?

  Light them up.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Kiss nine hundred. I was getting nervous. I'm gonna break my hand trying to hit that thing.

• 24:59Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:00Speaker 03

  The machine.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  Break the machine.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would be nervous if I was that machine too.

• 25:04Travis Kelce?

  I'm nervous that I'm gonna punch it through the ceiling of the establishment and into outer space.

• 25:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's what you bear, like.

• 25:10Travis Kelce?

  You come on.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  Management comes over to you when you put your dollar into the punch machine. It's like, what are we doing here?

• 25:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:16Travis Kelce?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  You won. You wanted me to put the high score up there? What do you want?

• 25:21Travis Kelce?

  This for mere mortals. Don't, don't do it.

• 25:23Speaker 03

  Travis got real quiet. He's like, I can punch harder, so.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  I wonder who could punch harder. We didn't do the machine. Who could punch harder between me and you?

• 25:30Travis Kelce?

  Stop it. Listen, this guy, I've seen this guy fucking knock out people cold.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, I believe it.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  Okay, easy. We are doing it.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, you were running from the police last night.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  That is against the law, Travis. Let's not.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Throw allegations out.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  So he's got you for, for days or?

• 25:45Travis Kelce?

  Jason used to laugh at me when I punched him in the face.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you were, you were twelve.

• 25:51Travis Kelce?

  The kid, the guy that gets punched and starts crying, or the guy that gets punched and starts laughing?

• 25:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 25:57Speaker 06

  Would you ever do that, like, uh, you know, the, what's like the ultimate slap competition?

• 26:02Speaker 02

  I would never. That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.

• 26:05Speaker 03

  We've ran out of sports and now they're like, maybe we just smack each other?

• 26:09Speaker 02

  I played a sport full knowing that I was doing brain damage the entire so so maybe I shouldn't judge. But the slapping thing just seems ridiculous.

• 26:17Speaker 04

  What about the the one V one? It's like rugby, like just sprinting at each other? I will buy a ticket tomorrow to go to that.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  If I was younger, I might do that one.

• 26:25Speaker 03

  Okay, wait, wait.

• 26:26Speaker 04

  The skin on skin sound?

• 26:28Speaker 02

  Cause in high school, like you just did it just to have fun.

• 26:30Speaker 04

  Right, right.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  I like watching the spring break videos where it's like two people that don't know how to do it. Yeah. One person.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  What's the, is it Omaha drill? What is it called? Oklahoma. Oklahoma, Oklahoma. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  I like watching people either fight or do that that don't know how to do it more than I actually like watching train professional.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, my, my, my algorithm is scary.

• 26:49Speaker 04

  Problematic.

• 26:50Speaker 03

  They're like, if anyone sees my algorithm, they're like, is he okay? What's going on? And then I saw my dad's algorithm. It's just, I mean, algorithms are so funny. It was just another old man filleting a fish.

• 27:01Speaker 04

  Right, instructional.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  It was just like.

• 27:03Speaker 04

  Educational.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  A bluegill. My dad's like, he's not doing it right.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  Right, yeah. Your dad's in the comments like.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  I love that.

• 27:10Speaker 04

  I've seen better.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  Your dad hate watches fishing videos.

• 27:14Speaker 04

  No. You call that a fish?

• 27:16Speaker 03

  That ain't shit. Okay, you gotta get under the gill, then you turn the knife. My dad's Macho Man Randy Savage.

• 27:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:23Speaker 03

  He's alive.

• 27:24Speaker 04

  Blake has his shirt.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  I do.

• 27:27Speaker 02

  All right, what, um, how long have you guys been friends for?

• 27:30Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 27:30Speaker 04

  Work, work, work friends?

• 27:31Speaker 02

  Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  You were holding your dick when you.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  It's the Wranglers, man. They're creeping. Yeah, they're creeping. Good, good, good, good, good.

• 27:38Speaker 04

  You know, cause it does go down to here.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 27:40Speaker 04

  That's where. Dude, you'd be a good skier, a ski jumper.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:43Speaker 04

  A good ski jumper, yeah.

• 27:44Speaker 03

  The rumors are true.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  We're bringing this up again?

• 27:46Speaker 04

  We have to.

• 27:47Speaker 02

  Did you guys hear the news that came out? Your, your verse?

• 27:50Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  So what would you do for, to become an Olympic champion?

• 27:54Speaker 03

  Uh, any, anything.

• 27:55Speaker 04

  What wouldn't he do? What are we talking about?

• 27:57Speaker 03

  Whatever it takes.

• 27:58Speaker 04

  He's skipping, he's going to the enhanced game.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  What's the most intense cheating you've ever done?

• 28:02Speaker 03

  Oh, the most intense cheating?

• 28:04Speaker 02

  Have you ever gone too far cheating? Have you cheated? Are you guys cheaters?

• 28:08Speaker 03

  No.

• 28:09Speaker 04

  Wow, I'm kind of a rule guy.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  He's a big rule guy.

• 28:11Speaker 04

  Like, if you guys are playing Uno, do you pocket a card?

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 28:14Travis Kelce?

  I feel like that's grounds for being shot. Uno dude. Don't play at that.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  Grounds for being shot.

• 28:21Speaker 03

  I can't think of like a really good, I mean, in school, it was a lot of, was it good for number seven? You know, a lot of that.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  I've been cheated on like tests where like people, I used to wear glasses, right? So like, I don't know what the optics were, but people, I've had on like maybe two or three occasions where someone has been like, what'd you get on the test? And I was like, I got a D. And they're like, yeah, I, I was cheating off of you because I thought you were smart. And I was like, gotcha.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  I would look at multiple people while cheating to like cross-examine.

• 28:52Speaker 04

  Right, of course, yeah.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  I was thinking multiple samples.

• 28:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's amazing.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  John Goble got mad at me because he went in thinking I was cheating off of him and I got a better test score. And he's like, how the hell did you get a better score than me? I was like, well, I was looking at like four other people too. And I could tell you get the wrong answer.

• 29:06Speaker 03

  Since you guys were great at football from like a young age, did, were teachers like, let him cheat, it's fine.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  Um, no.

• 29:15Speaker 04

  Good, good.

• 29:16Travis Kelce?

  Right.

• 29:17Speaker 03

  There wasn't like a cool teacher that would like slip you the, slip you the test ahead of time or whatever?

• 29:22Travis Kelce?

  Um, no.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  The classes Travis was in at Heights, I think it was just assumed that everyone was cheating.

• 29:27Travis Kelce?

  Just everybody's looking at each other.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  Travis was in nature studies. That was his science class.

• 29:32Travis Kelce?

  All cards on the table. Everyone knew the answers. You got an A in bird watching? And nuts and trees.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  Shout out to Mr. Thaxton.

• 29:39Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, shout out to Mr. Thaxton.

• 29:41Speaker 04

  In college, let me ask you guys this, because we would go to the, I was on swim team, but we're all there together. You're with all the athletes and math was tough for me.

• 29:49Travis Kelce?

  Okay, same.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  And they would give us

• 29:52Travis Kelce?

  Same.

• 29:52Speaker 04

  The like two years prior exams that were like cut and pasted together. So you would see the exact same questions. You wouldn't know, you would study for 60 questions and then they would give you 20 and you'd already seen those questions before. So it wasn't cheating. You had studied the previous exams? Did you guys have that?

• 30:13Travis Kelce?

  This is what I call life skills. All right. These are great life skills.

• 30:16Speaker 04

  I memorized the answers for questions that had been given previously.

• 30:21Travis Kelce?

  In my mind, that is arguably better than knowing what the fuck those questions were even asking in the first place.

• 30:26Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 30:27Speaker 02

  That is incorrect.

• 30:28Speaker 04

  And that's an interesting take.

• 30:29Speaker 03

  I was so bad at math that I would blame my math teacher and she was a monster. Um, and what's up, Miss Snow?

• 30:37Speaker 04

  God rest her soul.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  She was the worst. He's gonna find you dude. She was the worst dude. I went, this is how bad I hated her. I got a petition signed by 800 students and other teachers that said she was unfit to teach.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 30:53Speaker 03

  This is how hated this woman was. That other teachers are like, alright.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  What did she do to elicit this type of hatred?

• 31:00Speaker 03

  She was a horrific person. And I went and spoke at the school board meeting.

• 31:06Speaker 02

  Oh, my gosh.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Got her demoted to in, like, in-school detention teacher. Dude, ISD? Yes. Oh, man. So then when I graduated school, that was like sophomore year or something, when I graduated high school, the last day I'm walking out of school, she goes, "Adam Devine!" And I turn around and it's just her and she goes, "I hate you." And I go, "I hate you too, bitch." And I left.

• 31:31Speaker 04

  It sounds like you guys had pretty good chemistry.

• 31:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah.

• 31:35Speaker 06

  You gotta find her.

• 31:36Speaker 04

  You had a nemesis.

• 31:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's cool.

• 31:38Speaker 03

  Not everyone can say that. She was my villain, I was hers.

• 31:41Speaker 02

  I feel like if you go through that type of effort to remove somebody from their position and get them fired and canceled within a community, you deserve an A in that class, did you get it?

• 31:49Speaker 03

  That's what I thought. That's not what happened. No, no, no, no. Turns out, I'm just bad at math.

• 31:55Speaker 04

  Right. She was really just trying to help you.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, she was.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Adam, you need to...

• 31:58Speaker 03

  No, she was, she was bad.

• 32:00Speaker 04

  Adam, you gotta stay after class. I'm trying to help you, man.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  I just wanna teach you, you're a monster.

• 32:07Speaker 06

  She cared.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  Oh, my gosh.

• 32:08Speaker 04

  You heard "hate you." She said, "I'll miss you."

• 32:11Speaker 02

  We have not read one of these fucking classes.

• 32:14Speaker 04

  You guys keep looking at the car.

• 32:15Speaker 03

  Friends, 20 years.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  What's the key to long friendship?

• 32:19Speaker 04

  Buffalo wings.

• 32:21Speaker 03

  What do you want from us?

• 32:22Speaker 06

  No, that's our bad, cuz he did ask a question, "How long have we been friends?"

• 32:25Speaker 04

  I know.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  And nobody answered it. I'm very happy with where we transitioned to. From ski jumpers to awful horrific math teachers.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  Those are fucking...

• 32:34Speaker 03

  Uh, Blake and I met in day one of community college.

• 32:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:39Speaker 03

  Orange Coast Community College.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  Whoop, whoop.

• 32:41Speaker 06

  Go Pirates.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  OCC, go Pirates. They actually put us in the Hall of Fame and I didn't graduate.

• 32:45Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 32:46Speaker 03

  And as we were, they, we were gonna give the commencement, commencement speech and, uh, as we were walking on stage, I'm like, yeah, it's funny, is I didn't even graduate. And the, the dean was like, "What?"

• 32:56Speaker 02

  Do not say that.

• 32:57Speaker 03

  Do not say that. Don't say that.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Do you have an honorary degree now?

• 33:00Speaker 03

  Uh, I think they, yeah.

• 33:02Speaker 02

  They tend to do that.

• 33:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. They tend to do that. Yeah. That's it's, it's a, it's a CC. It wasn't like a, what do they call it? AA.

• 33:10Speaker 04

  This dude's an insider, a CC community college.

• 33:13Speaker 02

  What were you guys majors?

• 33:14Speaker 03

  Well, it's a community college. So it was just like.

• 33:17Speaker 04

  They majored in forties and weed.

• 33:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Hacky sacking and, uh, longboarding. Yeah.

• 33:23Speaker 04

  Improv.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. We took, uh, improv class. That's we met, uh, day one, uh, of, of school. And then a couple of years later, I moved up to LA and took, uh, classes at, uh, the second city. And that's where I met this, this big, beautiful man.

• 33:36Speaker 04

  Hmm. I'm not that big, apparently.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  So you, you guys all have done improv?

• 33:40Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yes.

• 33:40Speaker 02

  Everybody met?

• 33:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  What is it about improv that tends to be like the breeding ground for like writing, like comedic, like communities? Like, is it because it's a team effort while you're up on stage, like you're kind of playing off each other?

• 33:52Speaker 03

  And you learn to trust someone and you, that's why you really like get your crew pretty tight because you have to trust them that when you're out there, they're gonna, if you suck that day, you're, they're gonna be able to.

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Right. And it's like community, right? Like you, you're there with like-minded people who are like, I think I'm funny. You do too. Should we keep doing this and laugh at each other? And like, I was in a different class than Adam and I remember being like, I went to the, the guy who runs the program and I was like, I don't want to be in my class anymore. I want to be in his class. And he was like, well, we're trying to like, spread it out. So there's people with more experience. And I was like, I'm not, I'm so poor. I'm not paying money to be like, helping other people. I want to link up with this dude, start making some what I feel is magic.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:32Speaker 04

  And there was a couple of other people in the class and he was like, okay, fine.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  That's awesome.

• 34:35Speaker 04

  Cause I was like, I'm gonna, I'm out of here.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  Just because you got, had the way you guys vibed off, like not doing that?

• 34:40Speaker 06

  Yeah. That was the same as like being in improv class at community college. Like, you know, we were all coming from our high schools where we're the funniest person in our high school. And now you're seeing this.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  The most annoying. That's what, that's what that title means.

• 34:52Speaker 06

  Yeah. Just playing nuts.

• 34:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:54Speaker 06

  Uh, but then like, you know, I see like Adam and I'm like, whoa, this guy is like legitimately funny. Like it'd be cool to link up and.

• 35:02Speaker 03

  He's never said that before.

• 35:03Speaker 04

  Have you heard it here first?

• 35:04Speaker 02

  Blake, are you crying?

• 35:05Speaker 03

  What if, what if I was just crying?

• 35:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sunglasses on.

• 35:08Speaker 06

  Yeah. And we're like, hey, let's, let's watch the videos we made in high school of like our sketches and stuff. And it kind of went from there.

• 35:14Speaker 02

  What's the key to like being an improv comic? I've heard like the yes and, right? Like that's the thing that people throw out.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  But it's not, it can't be that simple.

• 35:22Speaker 04

  That's not it. Do you see what just happened?

• 35:24Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 35:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:26Speaker 02

  You're a genius.

• 35:26Speaker 04

  No, you say yes and you like build on things like if someone's like, uh, hey, welcome to the dentist's office. You go, yeah, I'm here. Like, yeah, I'm here because my tooth. And now all of a sudden people are like seeing it happen. Whereas if they're like, I'm not at the dentist, I'm at the zoo. You're like.

• 35:40Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 35:41Speaker 02

  Yes, because we're working on the teeth up for the animals. That's right. And they're like, there's no animals here.

• 35:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  I call the mall the zoo.

• 35:49Speaker 06

  Matter of fact, all there is is a gun. You're dead.

• 35:52Speaker 04

  And by the way.

• 35:52Speaker 02

  Fun scene.

• 35:54Speaker 04

  That stuff can get big laughs for that one person.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:57Speaker 04

  But it doesn't work for the ensemble. Um, but again, it's just like you go there and you meet other weirdos who are like, let's do weird stuff in front of 20 people. And like, you know, cut your teeth and like sharpen your skills and.

• 36:11Speaker 03

  And what was cool about our situation is we were starting and working together and making sketches right when YouTube came out. Like in 06, I think is when we started to post on YouTube. And it was like, that was like the year YouTube started. And, uh, I remember we were just like making videos and like either handing people like burned CDs to.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. One of those guys.

• 36:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're like, do you have a Mac or PC? Okay, then take this one.

• 36:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, and it was so annoying. And then I remember the first time we saw, it was a friend of ours was helping us edit some videos. And he was like, actually, these guys I went to, uh, school with in the Bay Area are now going to be on SNL this next year. And it was The Lonely Island.

• 36:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:55Speaker 03

  Uh, Andy Samberg and Akiva and.

• 36:57Speaker 02

  Norma, yeah.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  And they showed us a video, he showed us a video of them. And I was like, oh, my God, these guys are so funny. You know? But beyond that, I was like, oh, you can just click a, uh, the vid, the thumbnail.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  Game changer.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  All of a sudden, the video will start to play and it, we lost our damn.

• 37:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, we were like, this, this opens a door.

• 37:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Yeah. When you guys are like doing comedy sketches, writing workaholics, like, are you guys kind of improvising while that's happening together? Or the episode is written? Like, how does that all take place?

• 37:27Speaker 04

  This.

• 37:28Speaker 02

  Really?

• 37:28Speaker 04

  It's this.

• 37:29Speaker 02

  It's that simple.

• 37:30Speaker 04

  It's this, and then the jokes that we say here, we go. All right. Well, that's funny. Like so that scene where we go to the water park and we're waiting in line like, let's do that. And then someone overhears us and then they want to fight us and now we got to escape the water park. And now all of a sudden we've got Adam dangling from the top of the thing and I have to swim and whatever Blake's stoned with somebody. He's fallen in love with some guy. He diarrhea'd the pool. They had to evacuate. I don't remember that episode. Anyway, but I'm saying you just, you just go and then like you steal from your own lives and the things that we've joked around in the room.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  It helps that we're such close friends because while we could almost direct each other in, in scenes where like maybe a scene is, there's not enough energy or whatever. You can go, Durs, do that insane thing that you do. Do that crazy laugh that you have.

• 38:18Speaker 04

  He loves when I tuck it. But anyway, don't worry about it.

• 38:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. Do your man-gina thing. Do your man-gina thing.

• 38:22Speaker 04

  We're not even on set, Adam. He's like, just tuck it for me. Just for me. Real quick. Real quick.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  Gets me going. This is for my energy.

• 38:28Travis Kelce?

  You guys gotta let us know, how did poop dollar come up?

• 38:31Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 38:32Speaker 03

  Dude, it was actually, I stole that from my buddy Kyle Walsh, Goons. What's up?

• 38:38Speaker 04

  Shout out to Kyle.

• 38:40Speaker 03

  He did it in college and he, he told me about it and I'm like, I'm gonna take that.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's genius.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  And then, and then we just put it in, I think the first episode, right?

• 38:50Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 38:50Travis Kelce?

  Wait, no, but you've done, you've actually done it to someone live and guys on the street.

• 38:55Speaker 02

  What kind of poop are we using?

• 38:56Speaker 04

  There's a lot of poop dollars here in San Francisco.

• 38:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:59Travis Kelce?

  It's like watching somebody catch a hail Mary. Like you see it coming and you're just like.

• 39:03Speaker 02

  A lot of fans of the show here in San Francisco.

• 39:06Speaker 06

  Do we have to explain what the poop dollar is? Like you just roll up a third of the dollar?

• 39:10Speaker 04

  Webster's put it in last year with, uh. It's pretty self-explanatory.

• 39:16Speaker 03

  The same year that swag made the dictionary.

• 39:18Speaker 06

  Poop dollar went in.

• 39:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, we ruined. We finally made it.

• 39:23Speaker 02

  Segue. Nice segue. You guys are telemarketers in the show.

• 39:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:26Speaker 02

  Are you aware that there's another telemarketer with a pass in this room?

• 39:30Speaker 06

  What?

• 39:33Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 39:33Speaker 04

  You?

• 39:34Travis Kelce?

  And you, it's crazy, cause as fellow telemarketers, you know that you, you're reading an already preset.

• 39:43Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 39:44Travis Kelce?

  I was the worst.

• 39:46Speaker 04

  I was also bad.

• 39:47Travis Kelce?

  Telemarketer in the fucking world.

• 39:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:49Travis Kelce?

  I was slinging, uh.

• 39:51Speaker 04

  Slinging, yeah.

• 39:52Travis Kelce?

  Yep.

• 39:53Speaker 06

  Already making it sound pretty cool.

• 39:55Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, I was slinging surveys for Obamacare.

• 39:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was doing like political stuff too. It was gnarly. You know who's really good at it?

• 40:04Speaker 03

  Adam.

• 40:05Speaker 04

  No surprise.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:06Speaker 04

  We actually did it in real life.

• 40:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, I did. I did it for years. I started when I was 16 and then I did it till I was like almost 20 and, uh.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  He drove a Porsche in high school.

• 40:16Speaker 03

  No, I was making like, I worked for the, uh, for the Marriott, actually.

• 40:20Speaker 04

  Uh oh.

• 40:20Speaker 03

  Hello. I was working for them, selling vacation packages over the phone and I was so good. I was like the number two guy in the company. And I only had to work three hours a day and I was clearing 10 grand a month and I was like 19 years old. And I told my mom, I'm like, I don't think I'm actually gonna move, cause I was living in Orange County. I'm like, I don't think I'm gonna move to Hollywood and, uh, and try to make it as an actor. I think I'm just gonna be a telemarketer.

• 40:45Travis Kelce?

  I got a pretty good gig.

• 40:46Speaker 03

  I've got a good gig. And she's like, move to LA. Do not do this for the rest of your life.

• 40:51Travis Kelce?

  This is like Wolf on Wall Street and Penny's.

• 40:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:53Travis Kelce?

  It's just like, I think I hit the jackpot here.

• 40:55Speaker 03

  I think I know what I'm doing here. You were feeling yourself for sure. Did they gave us a Top Gun hat if you sold three packages in a day?

• 41:02Speaker 04

  How big was that?

• 41:03Speaker 03

  Oh, you felt so good. And then it's. Absolutely. And you would get one every time you would have. So I, I was rocking, I rock like four hats on top of my head.

• 41:11Speaker 04

  Yeah. That made the show too.

• 41:12Speaker 03

  To let them know.

• 41:14Speaker 04

  I was like, I was like scared to get good, cause then you do get comfortable and you would meet people who were way older than you that were like the OGs.

• 41:23Travis Kelce?

  You're the, they're the only ones answering.

• 41:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:24Travis Kelce?

  And they have the funniest political takes.

• 41:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was like.

• 41:29Speaker 06

  You meet characters.

• 41:30Speaker 04

  I was like calling for like green peace and being like, we're down to one whale. Okay?

• 41:36Speaker 04

  We need your money. Now, save the whale. And if you could do like a monthly thing? We'll get up to two or three whales. We might find some more whales.

• 41:46Speaker 02

  Trav was up against a very difficult test. He was doing Obama, uh, surveys in Southern Ohio.

• 41:52Speaker 04

  Dang.

• 41:52Travis Kelce?

  Southern, Northern Kentucky, the surrounding states, the, the tri area there. Eastern, southeastern Indiana.

• 42:00Speaker 04

  I can't imagine. Big swing boat.

• 42:03Travis Kelce?

  I ran out of the comments every call I was on, yeah. I also realized what my dad would always say and, uh, he used to make us do like yard work or like clean, uh, clean around the house and like, he used to tell me is like, I would see him at the end and he would be like, you better get paid by the hour. And I realized when I had my first job ever as a telemarketer that I was getting paid by the hour and I was like the bottom of the charts.

• 42:30Speaker 04

  Right.

• 42:31Travis Kelce?

  In terms of how many calls and surveys I was getting in. I was like, man, I am low on this list. If this was competitive to me.

• 42:38Speaker 04

  I made it to like, I made it to the other room. They were like, you should come in here. Every, I mean, the people, I mean, it's based like the show, like some of our other characters were just like insane people and, uh, it's real.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, our extras on Workaholics were, I mean,

• 42:53Speaker 04

  Legendary.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  We ended up giving most of them lines because they were such characters.

• 42:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:58Speaker 03

  Like Jet Set.

• 42:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, Jet Set Hudson. Homegirl.

• 43:01Speaker 03

  And Homegirl.

• 43:02Speaker 04

  Homegirl.

• 43:03Speaker 03

  And Ghost Man.

• 43:04Speaker 04

  Oh my God, Ghost Man.

• 43:06Speaker 03

  We had some fun characters.

• 43:06Speaker 04

  Sixty nine man.

• 43:07Speaker 03

  Sixty nine man.

• 43:08Speaker 04

  Sixty nine man.

• 43:10Travis Kelce?

  It got to the point where I would just call and I wouldn't say anything if they answered.

• 43:13Speaker 04

  You'd just breathe in?

• 43:14Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:15Speaker 04

  Cause you want to take time.

• 43:16Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, you need the time and I just need to call.

• 43:19Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 43:19Speaker 04

  And it's automated, so as soon as you hang up, it dials again.

• 43:23Travis Kelce?

  Shitty employee. All right. It was a shitty time in my life. I just got kicked out of school, Jason. All right, I was dealing with demons.

• 43:29Speaker 02

  Fair enough, fair enough. What is the worst job you guys have ever had?

• 43:32Speaker 06

  Worst job?

• 43:33Speaker 03

  That.

• 43:33Speaker 06

  That, yeah, yeah, just to give, go ahead. Mine, mine was that, go ahead. I loved working there, but there were bad parts about working at a butcher shop. That had parts of it that I didn't love. Yeah, kinda like smell and like dealing with, yeah, corpses and blood and stuff. But I did love that job.

• 43:49Speaker 03

  That's the part that you loved. Corpses and blood, that rules.

• 43:52Speaker 06

  Actually, mom, I'm.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  Just dealing with the people that wanted the flank steak, uh, that was a nightmare.

• 43:57Speaker 06

  Working overtime.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  You just have a Dexter shed in your backyard. It's like, why, what's with all the plastic? Uh, honey, what's going on?

• 44:04Speaker 06

  Shout out to Fritz's.

• 44:05Speaker 03

  Um, mine was, I, I worked at a service deli. And, uh, so I had to climb, at the end of the night, I was, this is how they tricked me into being this guy. They're like, well, you're the smallest. So you're the only one that could fit inside the rotisserie chicken machine? So they made me crawl inside with a, like a wool. The entire machine.

• 44:29Speaker 06

  Steel wool?

• 44:30Speaker 03

  Steel, with a steel wool and just scrub the machine. Wow. And I just reeked every night coming home. Is that why you eat rotisserie chickens all the time now? A lot of people, the smell, you know, if someone works at McDonald's, they'll never eat McDonald's again. Yeah. Uh, it had the opposite effect.

• 44:48Speaker 03

  I eat so much rotisserie chicken. Market like I need it.

• 44:53Speaker 03

  There's not enough Boston markets, dude. Yeah.

• 44:55Speaker 06

  Bring him back.

• 44:55Speaker 03

  Good BM.

• 44:56Speaker 06

  Bring him back.

• 44:56Speaker 03

  Market. BM, drop a DM on them. Hmm, sometimes you gotta just drop a BM. Sometimes you gotta drop what you're doing and BM.

• 45:04Speaker 06

  Boston market.

• 45:05Speaker 03

  Boston market. Boston market.

• 45:06Speaker 06

  And they can use that.

• 45:07Speaker 03

  I don't know why, that's weird. Yeah, you guys can have that. A hot steam and BM. CEO of Boston Market is watching, you guys can use that, so. Did you guys actually live in the house? We did, we, yeah. We heard the rumor, but you guys actually lived in that house? We and Kyle Nowicki, who was our director, uh.

• 45:25Speaker 03

  We all lived in the house for like, I don't know, I want to say like five years or something.

• 45:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, five years. And when we got, when we got Workaholics, we, we sort of shopped around for locations because they're like, you know, you're not going to shoot at your house, right? But we're like, if we do shoot at our house, does that mean you pay our rent? And they're like, yes. And we're like, we're shooting at the house. Genius.

• 45:45Speaker 04

  I didn't live there. I lived with my girlfriend, my wife, and I was like, I gotta get up earlier. I'm not getting my rent paid. Like, they would get up when the crew would be like, uh, Adam, we're gonna film in your room. All right, let me just take a shower real quick. I'm like on the freeway. Like, god damn it.

• 46:03Speaker 03

  Which are like your lines under the door, under your bedroom door in the morning. And you would like be in your boxer shorts, eating the craft services that they've set up in the morning.

• 46:12Speaker 06

  Right. And then also you didn't have to do dishes because it's a hot set. So you're like, don't touch the dishes because that's continually.

• 46:19Speaker 04

  Right, gross. And that's when you got rats.

• 46:21Speaker 06

  We did get rats. We had tons of rats.

• 46:24Speaker 04

  Leave those pizzas there.

• 46:26Speaker 03

  And like massive too. I remember my girlfriend, I was, I was dating a girl that lived out of state.

• 46:31Speaker 04

  A little barn cat?

• 46:31Speaker 06

  We should, we had snakes.

• 46:33Speaker 04

  Great call. They did not.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  I was dating a girl that lived out of state and she came to visit and she, she was, we were in bed at night.

• 46:40Speaker 04

  Get home.

• 46:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was pretty sick. And I heard a rat crawl under my door. And you hear.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  And she goes, what's that? And I go, it's, it's an old house. And she's like, what? And I was like, the, the floorboards are settling. And she's like, okay. And then I felt it go on the bed and climb up. And then I go.

• 47:03Speaker 04

  Smelled that rotisserie chicken.

• 47:05Speaker 03

  And I kicked my.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  I'm always sweating rotisserie chicken juice.

• 47:09Speaker 04

  That's such a good call.

• 47:11Speaker 03

  I'm leaking. And I kicked the rat. It goes. And lands. And she's like, what was that? And I, and I kicked my leg. I'm like, oh, I have restless leg syndrome.

• 47:22Speaker 04

  Restless leg syndrome.

• 47:24Speaker 03

  And then, and then the next morning, there's like rat shit all over my room. And I'm like, I'm like, just go to the bathroom.

• 47:30Speaker 06

  I do little shit sometimes.

• 47:32Speaker 03

  Sometimes I take tiny little poops.

• 47:35Speaker 06

  This girl was not buying it, by the way. She's like, bro, just say it's a fucking rat.

• 47:40Speaker 03

  No, I take tiny little poops and scatter them all over my room. It's, it's fine.

• 47:44Speaker 04

  I crumble my poops. It's a medical condition. I don't, I don't want you to.

• 47:47Speaker 03

  Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  Okay, I'm out of here.

• 47:49Speaker 04

  Don't shame me for that.

• 47:50Speaker 03

  It's not a rat. It's just my tiny poops that I place all over the.

• 47:54Speaker 04

  She's like, that's worse.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  I just burst it throughout the room to mark my territory.

• 47:58Speaker 03

  So it's not rats, though.

• 47:59Speaker 04

  Will you marry me?

• 48:02Speaker 04

  Will you move here for me? Durs is married to his then-girlfriend. Adam, she's not his girlfriend anymore. Yeah. Never surprisingly, that one didn't work out.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  I fucking, I can't do this, man. This is fucking so good. Alright. So it's been 10 years since we're going on. Where would the show be if it was still going now? Like, what, what would be the future?

• 48:22Speaker 03

  Pretty sad. Uh, yeah, when I knew that the show was over, it was, Durs pitched in the last season, uh, a Paw Patrol joke.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  You're playing that?

• 48:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  And Paw Patrol, for those that don't know, is a children's cartoon for like, two-year-olds.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  Yep, yep.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  And, and I didn't have kids. I didn't have kids, so I was like, I think we're done, right? Like, the show's for college, dude.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  So this is on me? And then we could do bubble guppies?

• 48:55Speaker 03

  Like, yeah. Blake has kids too, and he's like, that's actually really funny. And I'm like, ah, what are we doing here, guys? Let's call it a day.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  And now, Adam has a kid.

• 49:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, now Paw Patrol.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  And cannot shut up. He's like, you'll love this. The other morning, my kid was like, "Dada?" And I'm like, yeah, they start talking.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  I tell the worst stories now. Like, I took him aside, I'm like, "Yeah, he said, 'Dada, I miss you.'" Aw, man, that hurts. And he's like, "Shut up." He's like, "I've been dealing with this shit for a decade."

• 49:26Speaker 04

  Just wait till they don't miss you.

• 49:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:28Speaker 04

  That's when it matters.

• 49:29Speaker 03

  Are you okay?

• 49:30Speaker 04

  Uh. Daddy, stay at the Super Bowl.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  Remember this bit that we used to do on the set of, uh, Work Olympics?

• 49:36Speaker 04

  Ow, that was the middle of my dick.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  Ow, that's the middle of it. Cause the bottom's down here, that's the middle of it.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  You would, you would, uh... Oh, oh gosh, right in the middle of my dick. Ow, ow, gosh, you got the base, base slash middle of it.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, I remember it. That's where it started.

• 49:55Speaker 03

  That's where it started. They didn't play it with me, I don't know why. Yeah, we wouldn't, we wouldn't. No, on the show I had a shrimp dick, if you recall. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, on the show.

• 50:04Speaker 04

  On the show.

• 50:05Travis Kelce?

  What's the dumbest thing you bought with your first Hollywood paycheck?

• 50:08Speaker 04

  Should we talk about what we all bought in one weekend?

• 50:11Speaker 03

  We all went out and bought brand new cars. Yes. Uh, which we were...

• 50:14Travis Kelce?

  The same car?

• 50:15Speaker 03

  No.

• 50:16Speaker 04

  Very different.

• 50:17Speaker 03

  Wildly different.

• 50:18Speaker 04

  The cars that you think each of us would get.

• 50:20Speaker 03

  I got a Camaro Super Sport. Get 'em. Uh, convertible.

• 50:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 50:25Speaker 03

  Midnight blue, baby.

• 50:26Speaker 04

  I got a Volvo sedan. Also midnight blue. Car seats. Okay.

• 50:33Speaker 03

  And I got an American flag wrapped Jeep Wrangler.

• 50:37Speaker 04

  With an eagle on the hood.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  With a bald eagle on the hood. And Blake's always the one that's like, uh, he's like, "Man, I hate, like, we're gonna get out and I'm gonna get recognized," cause he's got the hair and, and everything, but he's also the one with the hair and the American flag Jeep, and he's just like, "Oh, I'm getting recognized all over the place."

• 50:56Speaker 04

  How do they see me coming?

• 50:57Speaker 03

  Meanwhile, I'm like, driving past, like, high schools, making eye contact with kids, being like, "Do you recognize me?" And everyone's like, "No, no."

• 51:04Speaker 04

  Please don't stop the music.

• 51:06Speaker 03

  No?

• 51:06Speaker 04

  No?

• 51:07Speaker 03

  From Pitch Perfect, that movie that you watched, and like, "We don't recognize you." Yeah.

• 51:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was it. I think we had, we had just found out, we were getting, we hadn't even aired, but, uh, the network had seen it and liked it, and they said, "We're gonna start paying you guys to write season two, cause we just, we believe in this," and my wife was going out of town for something for the weekend, and I was like, "I'm gonna go buy a car." And then you guys were like, "You bought a new car?" And then you went and bought a new car, and you got a new car, and then you rolled up.

• 51:33Speaker 03

  I got in a car accident. Twenty minutes after buying that new car.

• 51:37Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  I was doing a show with, uh, with, uh, with Tom Segura. And we were doing a bar show in, uh, San Clemente. And I driving down there, uh, like a piece of wood just flew off the back of a truck and I just drove right into it. And my car kept driving, so I'm like, yeah, it probably bounced right off. And then I get, I get there and Tom, I was telling Tom, I got this new car and he's like, oh, let's go check. He's a car guy. He's like, let's go check it out. And then, and then I, I turned the lights on and he goes, holy shit, man. It's like the front end is just mangled, like the, the front right, uh, light is just hanging on.

• 52:14Speaker 04

  Used vehicle?

• 52:15Travis Kelce?

  Now you get a deal on this?

• 52:16Speaker 04

  Yeah. All right, we're, we're done.

• 52:19Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 52:20Speaker 04

  But.

• 52:20Speaker 03

  All right, wait, what a way to end it.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  What do you, what do you guys?

• 52:23Travis Kelce?

  That went wrong. Yeah, we gotta ask one more before you guys get out of here. Wel- welcome to Hollywood moment.

• 52:28Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 52:29Travis Kelce?

  Hmm.

• 52:30Speaker 03

  Welcome to Hollywood. Blake starts, Blake starts.

• 52:33Speaker 06

  I mean, does it care?

• 52:35Travis Kelce?

  Doesn't even do the bit.

• 52:36Speaker 06

  I'll do the, um, the middle, the middle.

• 52:38Speaker 04

  Middle of the day.

• 52:39Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 52:39Speaker 03

  Doesn't even start.

• 52:40Speaker 06

  I don't know. Well, it wasn't in Hollywood. It was at Bonnaroo. We were like side stage for like Lil Wayne and it was just like, what the hell are we doing here?

• 52:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:48Speaker 06

  Should we get Cash Money tattoos or what? Cause I'm in.

• 52:53Speaker 04

  I do.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think, I think that, I mean, I hate to piggyback, but that's we like, you know, I, I remember after the first episode aired, uh, I went into a Starbucks and the person was like, oh shit, I watched that episode last night and people in the Starbucks knew me and I'm like,

• 53:11Speaker 03

  do I get that coffee for free? And they're like, no, it's $11 or however much. But, uh, no, yeah, I think that was the first time that we were like, oh my God, this is crazy. Was, uh, Bonnaroo, 2000, what, 11? And, uh, They had to get, no one knew who we were, like the security or whatever, but all the kids did. And so they suddenly they were like, I think the, the Bonnaroo person was like, we have to give you guys security now. We don't know who you are.

• 53:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:38Speaker 03

  You need security to walk around here, which is pretty cool.

• 53:42Speaker 04

  Yeah. Uh, my welcome to Hollywood moment was in seventh grade.

• 53:45Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  Oh, do tell. I think I know. They filmed the movie Rookie of the Year at my middle school. That's true.

• 53:51Speaker 02

  Are you kidding me?

• 53:52Speaker 04

  The greatest movie. Uh, I did a little background work in the cafeteria and the drama teacher recommended me to be in this scene that they filmed at Wrigley Field. So.

• 54:02Speaker 02

  Oh my gosh.

• 54:03Speaker 04

  I don't know what month, but it's cold as hell in Chicago. Wrigley Field's like shut down, but we're filming this scene for the movie. And we, the only place that's warm are like the bathrooms. So we're in the bathrooms on like folding chairs, sitting there for like eight hours a day, waiting to film this scene where I've got like a line where like one kid's, the whole concept was like, I know him from this. I'm like, I had math classes with him. And then like the littlest kid has like some long laundry list of like, he's my cousins, my uncles, whatever. And we all go, mm? Super funny.

• 54:35Speaker 03

  Classic.

• 54:35Speaker 04

  Uh, kind of an uneven movie without it, but. We sat there for four days and then they were like, we're not going to film that scene. And I was like.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  But his background acting is.

• 54:46Speaker 04

  Dude, you should see me. But I bought a Trek antelope eight thirty with that money.

• 54:51Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 54:52Speaker 04

  So let's say I was cruising in style.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  Nice dude.

• 54:54Speaker 02

  Whatever happened to Rowan Gardner's elbow?

• 54:57Speaker 04

  I think they need to make a sequel. They should, they should definitely do a sequel, a football sequel. The best. And so full circle moment, Daniel Stern, who directed that movie and acted in that movie, did our movie Game Over Man, was on Workaholics and was like the best. He's the best.

• 55:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, very cool.

• 55:12Travis Kelce?

  Fucking awesome.

• 55:13Speaker 02

  What is next for the trio of you?

• 55:16Speaker 03

  Well, we, uh, we are doing another show together. If they, if they.

• 55:20Speaker 04

  We're developing currently.

• 55:22Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 55:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:24Speaker 02

  Okay. What is the, what is the concept?

• 55:25Speaker 04

  Ooh. I don't think we can.

• 55:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  I don't think we can.

• 55:29Travis Kelce?

  Jason.

• 55:29Speaker 02

  It was so nice having you guys.

• 55:31Speaker 04

  But it is Marvel. But it is Marvel.

• 55:33Travis Kelce?

  Wait to see it, dude.

• 55:34Speaker 03

  But we're the new Black Panthers.

• 55:36Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's a weird, cause you know how they like switch, they like race switches and like gender swaps? Like we are the new Black Panthers.

• 55:42Speaker 03

  We're the new Black Panthers.

• 55:45Speaker 04

  Thank you guys.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  Thank you so much. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's all we got.

• 55:49Speaker 04

  You guys, do your thing.

• 55:51Speaker 02

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• 55:53Travis Kelce?

  Uh, yes, as athletes, we know what it's like to perform under pressure. You train hard, you prepare, you give everything you got.

• 56:02Speaker 02

  But here's the thing, being a pet parent, uh, well, that's a whole different kind of pressure.

• 56:06Travis Kelce?

  You want to show up for your pet the way they show up for you every single day. That unconditional love they give, you just want to match that energy. I get it.

• 56:15Speaker 02

  No doubt, but between training, family, work, life, it's a lot to joke.

• 56:20Travis Kelce?

  That's where Hills comes in. Hills science-led nutrition helps you give more love than humanly possible.

• 56:28Speaker 02

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• 56:37Travis Kelce?

  Because you're only human, there's Hills.

• 56:40Speaker 02

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• 56:47Travis Kelce?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. That's smart.

• 56:52Speaker 02

  Not checking the grill if it's been cleaned since the fall?

• 56:56Travis Kelce?

  Not smart, not smart. The first nice day of spring hits and you've got to spend hours scrubbing. But it's fine. We can just eat at midnight. Not a big deal, right?

• 57:05Speaker 02

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• 57:13Travis Kelce?

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• 57:25Speaker 02

  Thanks to our partner, Planet Fitness.

• 57:28Travis Kelce?

  Not every gym needs a feel like a tryout. Planet Fitness is judgment free.

• 57:32Speaker 02

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• 57:38Travis Kelce?

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• 57:46Speaker 02

  Plus, tons of locations are open 24 hours, so you can get fit whenever it fits into your schedule.

• 57:51Travis Kelce?

  And if you get the black card, unlock recovery amenities. Uh, plus, bring a friend with you every single visit.

• 57:58Speaker 02

  Get started today at Planet Fitness or learn more at planetfitness.com. Hi, and thank you to Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, and Adam Devine.

• 58:08Travis Kelce?

  Those guys, they literally just took over the fighting pack. That shit was so good, man.

• 58:14Speaker 02

  When they got chemistry like that, you just kind of let them go.

• 58:16Travis Kelce?

  You just gotta let them go. I was sitting there as viewers were just enjoying that fucking madness.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  One bit of cleanup, even though the Workaholics said they had nothing to promote, their podcast, This is Important, is on the iHeart Podcast Network and can be found wherever you find your podcasts.

• 58:32Travis Kelce?

  Definitely gotta check that out, man. Those dudes are fucking hilarious.

• 58:35Speaker 02

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• 58:38Travis Kelce?

  That's right. Last thing before we wrap, let's take a look at the New Heights x Reese's Bracket Challenge standings.

• 58:46Speaker 02

  Ooh, I'm in Hawaii, Brandon. You gotta do it.

• 58:52Speaker 05

  What's up, boys? Jason, I hope you're enjoying Hawaii. I hope you're having like the best time. I hope you're having the best time. Don't worry about me. I'll just be here alone, working on the show. It's fine. I hope you're having a great time. Travis, I don't know where you are. You never tell me. So I hope you're having a great time, too. Anyways, let's check in on the New Heights Reese's Bracket Challenge. We have got a leader in the men's, the men's bracket, Lee Collier. Lee Collier, you are currently our number one standing bracket. You do have Florida as your champion, so that's gonna be short-lived, brother. Sorry about that. We do have a two-way tie for second place with Josh Dupree and Jordan Tipton. In the women's side of things, we have Nick Sterling. You are our number one bracket right now. We have an eight-way tie for second, so things are very much up in the air as they usually are after the first week of the tournament. Internally here, the New Heights team, Jason is our head in the men's bracket.

• 59:40Speaker 05

  Myself, I am ahead in the women's bracket. I am tied with Deanna, our researcher. But what you guys want to know about is who's in last place, because that is who is probably going to be getting some form of punishment. Right now, last place for the men, we have Chris Selzer, our added team, and we have Aaron Lorick, one of our producers. They are rounding out the bottom of the brackets for the men. On the women's side of things, did not expect this, but it's sad to see. Rounding out the bottom two of our women's bracket, we have a gentleman by the name of Travis Kelce. Who is tied with a familiar name, Erin Lorick, also at the bottom of our women's bracket. Erin does not know ball. Erin Lorick does not know ball that is officially on record here at the New Heights, uh, New Heights show. Punishments, you guys send in a lot of great ones. We'll run through these pretty quick. A lot of you want us to spend a lot of time

• 1:00:25Speaker 05

  in a Waffle House or an IHOP eating pancakes for 24 hours, which I don't know if that caught us in a mood, but everybody seemed to kind of like that one. We also got a lot of people saying somebody needs to be covered in mayo. Not really a shocker. There was one member of the team who did not want to do that. We also got a lot of people saying we should go hobby horsing, which we might even do that regardless. So hobby horsing's out there. We also had an idea, somebody should wear Jason's King Triton outfit in public, which is grosser than it sounds because I know he has not washed that. Anyways, that is the Reese's New Heights Bracket Update. Thank you, everybody for participating. I think we got a couple thousand brackets entered. I'm glad. All of you having a great time. I know we're all rooting for, you know, the Cinderella of the tournament right now, my

• 1:01:06Speaker 05

  beautiful Texas Longhorns. Just a small university, just scrappy underdogs doing our best. Nobody believed in us. Just a university that's just-

• 1:01:16Speaker 07

  Brandon, Brandon, quick question. Sorry. Since you're wearing your Texas shirt, you had them winning in the round of 32, right? Since you're doing so well in your bracket?

• 1:01:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, sure. No, I definitely had Texas women going very far. So fuck off, Jake. All right. That is it for the Reese's New Heights Bracket Update. We'll see you guys all next week with more. He didn't have them winning.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  All right. That wraps up this episode of New Heights. Thank you to Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, and Adam Devine. Make sure you subscribe to the New Heights channel on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts.

• 1:01:45Travis Kelce?

  And once again, New Heights a Wondery Show brought to you by Apple. This show is crazy, man. Shout out to Apple. Follow the show on all social media, at New Heights Show with one S. Thanks to our New Heights production team for always making us feel so organized, knowing neither one of us are. We love you guys and thank you to the 92%ers for tuning in and having some fun with us. We'll see you guys next week. Peace.