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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:42Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:51Hannah Berner?

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• 1:35Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 1:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 1:43Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're calling the FBI.

• 1:52Hannah Berner?

  Yep. Yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 2:09Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time, and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 2:21Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social. Like, I love everyone, but like...

• 2:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 2:26Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising, and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 2:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing. It's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:46Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 2:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly, women deserve.

• 2:51Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 2:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 2:57Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer. There's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 3:06Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 3:09Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 3:12Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.

• 3:24Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 3:26Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix the wifi. Manifest that shirt. We can't be managed.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:47Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my gassed-up gigglers? It's Fri-Yay. Sorry, that was millennial.

• 3:52Paige DeSorbo?

  That was, but it's okay.

• 3:54Hannah Berner?

  There was a woman standing behind me. It's crazy to call a woman millennial, like, that's a girl, but she was saying totes. And I was like, oh, at least I'm not as millennial as her.

• 4:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Totes.

• 4:04Hannah Berner?

  Like, she was on the phone. She was like, totes, totes.

• 4:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I forgot about that.

• 4:08Hannah Berner?

  Then, at the airport, I see a lot of parenting, which is very fun. Because I like, some people are, like, showing off their parenting, some people are, like, ignoring their kids. Every now and then, someone yells something crazy, and this kid ran in front of his mom. And she goes, "Someone's gonna steal you."

• 4:28Hannah Berner?

  Kid was like seventeen. No, I'm just kidding.

• 4:29Paige DeSorbo?

  My mom used to do that too. Like, do you want someone to take you and then you'll never see me again?

• 4:34Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, ma'am, no one wants your sticky kid.

• 4:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 4:37Hannah Berner?

  But anyway, I'm in Ohio all weekend.

• 4:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Jealous.

• 4:41Hannah Berner?

  On Sunday, I go to Salt Lake City, the scene of the crime, no pun intended.

• 4:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. We always seem to do that. Like, we talk the most shit about something and then we're like, hey.

• 4:51Hannah Berner?

  Hey. No, we were talking about the rodeo and someone messaged me and they're like, the rodeo guys really won't find this funny. Like, watch out if you see a guy in the airport with a cowboy hat.

• 5:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think I'm coming across anyone in the rodeo anytime soon. And if I do, that's on me. Check my location, because why am I there?

• 5:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't bother them and they don't bother me.

• 5:14Hannah Berner?

  Also, they call each other partner.

• 5:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I digress.

• 5:20Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, how are you?

• 5:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna speak my truth and then you speak yours.

• 5:25Hannah Berner?

  My favorite thing to do.

• 5:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 5:26Hannah Berner?

  I thought you were about to say, I forgot.

• 5:29Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna forget talk.

• 5:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Obviously, we announced our Netflix show. We're just like, let's just take a minute.

• 5:36Hannah Berner?

  Let's take a second because...

• 5:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's take a moment of silence. That was really good.

• 5:42Hannah Berner?

  Okay, that was really good. We, you realize, let's give some like backstory, because the gigglers are like, okay, hello.

• 5:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's why I was like...

• 5:49Hannah Berner?

  Where the fuck did this come from?

• 5:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's speak our truths.

• 5:51Hannah Berner?

  Let's speak our truth.

• 5:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so here's my truth.

• 5:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Hold on, let me get settled. Here's my truth.

• 5:58Hannah Berner?

  And there could be multiple truths.

• 5:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And multiple things can be true at one time. I think like people forget like nuances and things can be happening simultaneously. So let's go back to summer 2025. I wrap up my last season of, which will soon to be my last season of Summer House unbeknownst to the people. Almost a little bit unbeknownst to me, but I'm feeling it as the summer's wrapping up. And I leave that very last day of Summer House and as I'm walking out the front door, stepping down the steps, I have a moment where I'm like, you're probably never coming back here. But I say nothing.

• 6:37Hannah Berner?

  It's literally Hannah Montana.

• 6:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:39Hannah Berner?

  Walking out the door.

• 6:40Paige DeSorbo?

  This is probably the last time you're gonna do this. And that was like my gut feeling. We go into September, we go into our insane sixty, we kick off our sixty city tour.

• 6:54Hannah Berner?

  Was it that many cities?

• 6:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I think so. Maybe it was like fifty-two.

• 6:57Hannah Berner?

  You can't count while you're doing it.

• 6:59Paige DeSorbo?

  But I feel like we've talked about the tour so much, but we've never really been able to speak like exact facts about the tour because we couldn't say this. We didn't, we couldn't say we were writing a show and we were gonna pitch it and we were gonna sell it and we were gonna do all these things. So like, months ago and even like a year ago, I feel like I've said so many times like how transformative that tour was. But like, now I feel like people really realize how transformative it actually was. And let me just set the scene for the gigglers. I'm having panic attacks left and right. I'm like, right, if there's a bridge nearby, like Hannah's literally keeping me away from it. Like, I am truly going through it.

• 7:44Hannah Berner?

  You were just like a body I was moving through cities.

• 7:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, yeah, I can't even explain. I was a shell of a person. Like, I'm in the middle of just like totally changing my life and me and Hannah are with each other every single day. So obviously, we're still being funny amidst the chaos.

• 8:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, just because you're a shell of yourself doesn't mean you're not hilarious.

• 8:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't crack a joke.

• 8:12Hannah Berner?

  That's, my darkest is when I'm actually my funniest. That's the only way to get through it.

• 8:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that's what it was. I was at my darkest and I was like, I think I'm also at my funniest.

• 8:20Hannah Berner?

  When I'm happy, I'm quiet.

• 8:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, right.

• 8:23Hannah Berner?

  I'm content. And you know what's bad for comedy? Being content.

• 8:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Correct. So, we're with each other every single day and obviously, we just start like doing bits. We're doing bits at left and right. We, we can't stop cracking jokes. And so we finally get to a point where we're like, Hannah's like, I feel like I should write some of this down. So we write down an entire, basically an entire show and we just like keep adding to it and we just like, we're like, that's really funny, this is really funny. Fast forward, we're doing our last couple of shows and we're at Radio City and we're like, wow. This tour was, I changed as a person, I changed as a woman, I changed as a friend, I changed as a daughter.

• 9:03Hannah Berner?

  Can I also say, we do talk a lot of shit, um, and we love gossip and we love riffing and being silly, improv. But me and you have done a lot of Giggly Squad, not physically in the same place.

• 9:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:16Hannah Berner?

  Also during very different times of our lives, like me off the show, you on the show. And we still managed to like, keep the chemistry alive. So that tour, when we were like together twenty-four seven, we were making money moves. Like, we were sitting together, I remember me, you and Grace, sitting at lunch before a show. Do you remember? And I was like, would it be crazy if like, we did a scripted comedy show? And I really had no idea what you were gonna say. And you like, without a s- a pa- no pause, were just like, yeah.

• 9:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:51Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, can we throw some ideas around? And you're like, yes.

• 9:55Paige DeSorbo?

  And so we just start like riffing, we just start going. Which simultaneously, we have no eye, nobody knows we're like, creating this or like, cause at this point, it's just like for the two of us, like, we don't know what we're going to do with it. We do our Radio City show and then I would say, what, like a month later, Amy Poehler reaches out?

• 10:15Hannah Berner?

  We found out that Amy Poehler is a giggler. And like, you know, like you have general meetings with people sometimes?

• 10:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:22Hannah Berner?

  And she was like, I love Giggly Squad, I love your guys' chemistry. And I actually like, couldn't, that was like, that was the craziest moment.

• 10:31Paige DeSorbo?

  She invites us to her office in LA, was the first thing that we did.

• 10:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 10:36Paige DeSorbo?

  It was almost like a deja vu moment. Like, it was almost like a moment where we were like, no, we're supposed to be here and this is the exact conversations we're supposed to be having. So this was like a full year ago that Amy was like.

• 10:51Hannah Berner?

  And let's also be clear, Amy Poehler is a genius.

• 10:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:55Hannah Berner?

  One of the greatest ever do it.

• 10:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:57Hannah Berner?

  And kindest, and the creator of Broad City.

• 11:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:01Hannah Berner?

  Which me and you love.

• 11:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, there were ti- this is like how I can sum it up.

• 11:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't even know what industry we're in, like whatever industry we're in currently like. I don't feel like I've had an experience the way I've had an experience like being on a Zoom with Amy Poehler, where she's like such a freaking expert in her field. Like, we would go through scenes and like be writing jokes for certain like monologues or whatever. And Amy would get on the Zoom and be like, change this, this, do this and that. And I would just sit there being like, yeah, why the fuck wouldn't we have thought of that in the first place? And I just think that's such a good example of like, yeah, you're an expert.

• 11:50Paige DeSorbo?

  You just came in and in five minutes, things that we've been working on for four months, you just made better in literally a second.

• 11:57Hannah Berner?

  And the fact that she saw something in us, I think, gave us confidence to be like, that she's just like, be yourselves. Like, I don't want to turn you into anything else. She's like, I could work with this. And I'm like, oh my God, what a compliment. You could work with whatever.

• 12:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Our moms have been trying to figure out how to work with this for 34 years.

• 12:17Hannah Berner?

  And then going on her podcast was like a dream. I was like, Amy, we don't have to do that. But that was just a natural, I think, because she loves Giggly Squad so much. So this was the kind of thing you can't plan. Like, it just kind of happened from us doing our thing and putting ourselves out there. Because we also could have been like, no, we're scared. We don't want to do it.

• 12:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And here's the other thing, like just because Amy's production company said like, yeah, we want to make a show with you, like, did not mean we were any further along. Like, we still had to pitch to different networks. And at this point in time, I now have to make a decision if I'm going to continue being on Summer House or if I'm going to say no and take a chance. Because I knew that if we wrote this show and if Amy Poehler's wanted to make, Amy Poehler's production company wanted to make it and we sold it to a network, I knew I would not be able to do it. And so I was in a situation where I felt like I either had to take a chance and believe in myself

• 13:22Paige DeSorbo?

  or go back to like chaos that I knew, like the comfortable chaos, or like take a chance on my like self in the unknown.

• 13:32Hannah Berner?

  And I do have to say, you went through a time where it was kind of like ripping off a Band-Aid because you were changing multiple parts of your life.

• 13:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:39Hannah Berner?

  And it was one of those, well, I got rid of that.

• 13:42Hannah Berner?

  It's like when you're cleaning and you're like, fuck, I'm throwing everything away. Reality TV is a risk every season because they make the character they want you to be.

• 13:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 13:50Hannah Berner?

  And they do say you stay long enough to see yourself the villain.

• 13:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:54Hannah Berner?

  It's the kind of thing where, yeah, if you were creatively involved in the show to make it funny and inspiring and stuff, that's great, but you're not.

• 14:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I just knew, yeah, I just knew if I went back that this would never happen. And I wanted this to happen way more than I wanted to like continue to be on reality television. And so I made that decision pretty much, I guess, like in May of that year, of last year. And so now we're like a full year and I, I mean, obviously like couldn't be happier with my decision.

• 14:32Hannah Berner?

  But it is so funny how like Giggly Squad, we can just post stuff like today. We're gonna say what we think, what we thought was funny today.

• 14:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:39Hannah Berner?

  Where like industry stuff takes forever. And we still have so much work to do, you guys. Like we have so much to do. Um, it was just like the initial steps with it, but we just want to feed the gigglers with more incredible, funny, hilarious content. And having Amy Poehler like loving the gigglers is just, oh, it couldn't be cooler.

• 15:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it's also like such a good example of, like, obviously like being a feminist means like so many different things, but it's also like something that I feel like I'm noticing for the first time, being like 33 and being like older than some people when we're in meetings or like whatever. And I just think Amy Poehler is a really good example of she's already at the table and making room and seats for other women.

• 15:29Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 15:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Like opening the door and I just, I feel like that is like what Giggly Squad is too. Like if we get somewhere, it's because we also want to like make sure that the gigglers can get there too. Like another girl. Girl in our position. Do you know what I mean?

• 15:44Hannah Berner?

  Well, she's at the point in her career, yeah, where cuz she's created this production company where now she can put on people she's into. And that's where I think we eventually want to get to in our careers is to be able to like show other people the way that we were able to.

• 16:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And I think that is like an example of success is being able to like open the door for other women. Who are younger than you, but like are and were in the same position you were in at some point.

• 16:13Hannah Berner?

  A hundred percent, especially like as a female stand up, there's so many women in stand up who are like kind of struggling alone. Because the men don't want them there.

• 16:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:24Hannah Berner?

  So then when I find that community or like bring these girls on the road, they're like, wait, there's a stand up show where it's just like women like. Being themselves like in the locker room, making fun of everything. So it's like really important that you don't leave a girl out to pasture.

• 16:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't leave a girl behind.

• 16:42Hannah Berner?

  In these male dominated spaces and I don't care if it's TV comedy has always been male dominated.

• 16:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 16:49Hannah Berner?

  Um, and even seeing like the top 10 podcasts, like half of them are female podcasts in comedy right now.

• 16:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:55Hannah Berner?

  And it just gives, it gives me so much joy. It makes me so happy.

• 17:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I mean, the fact that we're writing a comedy, a scripted comedy show like. Oh my God, I thought like my Super Bowl commercial was like harnessing all my ex's energy, but this is like really harnessing like every man that was like. You're like kind of funny. You're not like funnier than me though. I'm like.

• 17:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God, everyone hates when you talk like, you know, I just like feel like this is like my ultimate revenge, truly.

• 17:27Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God, but I think we're gonna learn so much from Amy, like she's our mentor. And we're just like gonna take it in and just how she carries herself in every situation. I'm just gonna copy her.

• 17:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Also like how she is on Zooms, like, do you know how many times like I go on Zooms and I'm like, Amy Poehler would just like get to the point?

• 17:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I really love her Zoom etiquette. She's like, hi, let's get to it.

• 17:54Hannah Berner?

  Also, I can't explain the feeling, but when you're on a Zoom with Amy Poehler and you're pitching a TV show,

• 18:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:00Hannah Berner?

  whatever is said, I'm like, uh-uh.

• 18:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:02Hannah Berner?

  Amy Poehler's on the call.

• 18:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 18:04Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna question us? Amy, respect Amy Poehler. Okay, you're gonna question what we're saying? Amy Poehler's here.

• 18:10Paige DeSorbo?

  One time we were on a Zoom with Amy Poehler, also, you have to say Amy Poehler.

• 18:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you can't just say Amy, because we respect her. We don't just say Ames.

• 18:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 18:18Hannah Berner?

  It's Amy Poehler.

• 18:18Paige DeSorbo?

  One time we were on a Zoom with Amy Poehler and she was like doing her makeup and like getting ready to like go out and she just like fit in our Zoom and it was like my, I literally had a moment where I was like, oh, we're all just girls. Like, at the end of the day, we're just all girls. It's just my dream come true. Like, all I'm thinking about is like my characters' outfits.

• 18:40Hannah Berner?

  Well, yeah, that's what you're excited about. And I'm stressing, I'm like, we need a script. We need the script page. And she's like, we're good, we know what to do.

• 18:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm like, my opening scene outfit is phenomenal.

• 18:51Hannah Berner?

  Also, shout out to Kay Cannon, who is writing-directing also. And she was behind...

• 18:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Pitch Perfect.

• 18:58Hannah Berner?

  She also wrote on New Girl and 30 Rock, so um, that's royalty right there.

• 19:04Paige DeSorbo?

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• 21:17Paige DeSorbo?

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• 21:58Paige DeSorbo?

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• 22:42Paige DeSorbo?

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• 23:55Hannah Berner?

  I have two women of STEM, women in STEM of the week. I'm obsessed with this new segment.

• 24:00Paige DeSorbo?

  We've had it first of all. It's not a new segment. You just made it up. And so far, we've had three this week. So it's not real, but

• 24:12Hannah Berner?

  The power's gone to my head. I'm making up segments and I'm going, don't you guys love this segment? And they're like, this is the first time you've done it. So first of all, there's a girl on Instagram who figured out a new way to get the juice of lemon out. And I knew you'd like this because you're obsessed with, doesn't it seem like when you cut a lemon open and then you're squeezing it? You're like, I feel like there's a lot of juice that's being left and there's, it's all in my hand and this is just too graphic. All you have to do, take a knife or take a straw or take something pointy.

• 24:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 24:42Hannah Berner?

  You know the side of the lemon that has the bump?

• 24:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 24:45Hannah Berner?

  You poke that to like to the middle of it.

• 24:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 24:50Hannah Berner?

  And then just squeeze and it comes out like juice. And it's so easy and comes out better.

• 24:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I literally am gonna do this when we get off the pod.

• 24:58Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I just have to figure out what you poke into it, but I feel like anything that pokes it would work. And then I got on like a weird algorithm of these like oranges that people are obsessed with. Have you seen that?

• 25:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 25:10Hannah Berner?

  Sumo oranges.

• 25:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I think we're on a very different algorithm.

• 25:15Hannah Berner?

  It got, it got weird over here.

• 25:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that seems.

• 25:19Hannah Berner?

  But I just want to say shout out Sumo Oranges are having their moment. They're kind of the it girl right now. Like all the girls are obsessed with it and

• 25:26Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like Noah's Zumpik over here.

• 25:28Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, no, they're definitely like, um, how do I say this? Body positive?

• 25:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 25:33Hannah Berner?

  And they look gorgeous and they love who they are and they're shameless about it. And they're on a full press tour right now on TikTok. So, um, that's what I've been getting. And the second woman in STEM of the week. Did you see the girl who sued Meta and Google?

• 25:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 25:48Hannah Berner?

  Some girl, this is like 20 years old or something, sued Meta and Google. Because it claimed that they purposely made her addicted to social media. And she won the lawsuit and got three million dollars. So that's when I say, first of all, love a woman.

• 26:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 26:06Hannah Berner?

  Making money.

• 26:07Paige DeSorbo?

  First of all, Jen Alpha is the Karen of all of us.

• 26:12Hannah Berner?

  And that girl's never been wrong in her life, but now I'm like, so where's, where's the, what do they call it? Subsidiary checks? Where's the rest of the checks for everyone?

• 26:21Paige DeSorbo?

  To me, that's giving like, I'm suing McDonald's because it made me fat because I ate McDonald's. Like.

• 26:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 26:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 26:29Hannah Berner?

  Well, there maybe they can change something to stop purposely making the algorithm so you're addicted to it. But like, I think we're, we're way past that.

• 26:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I think we're, yeah, that ship has a hundred percent sailed.

• 26:42Hannah Berner?

  I guess it'll probably get appealed, but if that holds up, all of us should be getting three million in the mail soon.

• 26:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Was this in America?

• 26:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 26:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know how I feel about it.

• 26:52Hannah Berner?

  If you're not going to give it to everyone, you can't just give it to one girly pop.

• 26:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like I don't get how that got through, because it's like.

• 26:59Hannah Berner?

  I don't get how that got got, but suing Meta and Google is iconic. To be like, I can't get off my phone and I can't, I can't stop looking at my ex, my ex's ex-girlfriend's cousin's page. Give me three million dollars, but it is ruining the world.

• 27:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Being sued just in general is like cunty. Like suing someone and being sued, it's just like cunty. Honestly, my assistant said the other day, because she has to go in for jury duty and she said that she really hopes she gets picked. And I'm like, except that we have a job here to do.

• 27:33Hannah Berner?

  She literally would rather do jury duty than like answer your texts.

• 27:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And this is why she's my assistant. She's like, okay, but I could go one time and wear a really cute outfit. And I'm like, yes, but do not get picked. I'll die.

• 27:46Hannah Berner?

  Your assistant like wants to fire you. I'm obsessed with her.

• 27:50Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, what if we did like no work tomorrow? And I'm like, honestly, genius.

• 27:54Hannah Berner?

  She's like, guess what? I canceled all the meetings. You know, you could do that. She's like, I just figured out I have free will and I canceled all our meetings today.

• 28:02Paige DeSorbo?

  The other day, she was like, I'm just gonna cancel that. I'm like, no, I have to go. She's like, okay, but don't you feel like you're gonna be tired? I'm like, yeah, but I have to go to it. And she's like, oh, okay.

• 28:13Hannah Berner?

  Your assistant is a local Italian man who's like, we don't work from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. and then we're tired.

• 28:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 28:22Hannah Berner?

  From having lunch all day.

• 28:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Daphne, like, brand Daphne, not Kat. We get, like, our, um, like, our poplin stuff, we get, like, this, our 100% cotton from Italy. And so, like, we had to put an order in prior to Christmas. And so, the guy that, like, we deal with in Italy, like, our order had to be in, like, say it had to be in by, like, December 10th. We're like, okay, like, we'll pick our stuff by December 10th.

• 28:48Hannah Berner?

  That stresses me out so much. I would have missed the deadline.

• 28:51Paige DeSorbo?

  He calls us in the beginning of December and he's like, actually, you guys have to, like, decide by today because Christmas is longer in Italy this year.

• 29:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And we were like, that is the most Italian thing ever. Like, oh, it's longer just in Italy. Like, what are you talking about?

• 29:07Hannah Berner?

  He goes, it's not a Christmas month, it's a Christmas year.

• 29:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, we're like, he was like, it's actually four weeks this year. We're like, okay, Luigi, like, you're pulling, like, you're pulling our leg.

• 29:16Hannah Berner?

  No, which is crazy, because I went to Italy, like, once when I was little and I remember us trying to get lunch, but none of the lunch places were open because every, they were eating lunch. And I was like, this is like, what kind of meta.

• 29:28Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, looking at you stupid, like, you didn't plan lunch.

• 29:30Hannah Berner?

  Pyramid scream. They're like, I can't make you lunch if I have to eat lunch. And I'm like, well, someone's gonna be hungry and it's gonna be me.

• 29:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No, there's nothing I love more than, like, real Italian people in the country of Italy because it's, there's just, it's just so different.

• 29:43Hannah Berner?

  It's so different. Um, Lois and Bobby visited. I'm so obsessed with them. Lois is your daughter?

• 29:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:53Hannah Berner?

  When I tell you, I like, under, I feel like I connect with her because I connect with you. Like, I'm like, I know this breed of girl, like, and I know how to play the game. This is Lois. She's walking on the street and she goes, huh, like, gasps. And I'm like, what is it? And there's a woman walking towards us who's, like, pretty with, like, a beautiful dress. Now, I wouldn't have noticed this. I'm in my own thoughts, fighting my own demons. I said, what is it, Lois? And she goes, she's fancy.

• 30:25Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, okay, I

• 30:26Paige DeSorbo?

  That's how it starts.

• 30:27Hannah Berner?

  I'm, I tried today, but I guess I'm disgusting. And she was like, I was like, tell her you like her dress. And it was so cute. She was like, I like her dress. And the woman smiled. And then I looked at her and I just was like, do you like my outfit? Cause I think like, I'm a princess too. Like she thinks I'm a princess, right? And she just goes, no.

• 30:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, why would you ask that?

• 30:48Hannah Berner?

  She was like, no, try harder.

• 30:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It's almost like you were insulting to that woman previously that had a great outfit, like, no.

• 30:53Hannah Berner?

  She literally was. And now I'll play like Vogue or like a Drag Race thing. And whenever I play it, she just starts like fashion walking. So I'm creating a full monster.

• 31:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love it. There's nothing I love more than being girly.

• 31:08Hannah Berner?

  Amazon is great when you need a quick, specific thing. And she loves mermaids, she loves purple, and she loves sparkles. And if you guys don't forget, I got her a purple mermaid thing without sparkles. And she was like, where the fuck are the sparkles?

• 31:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:20Hannah Berner?

  Without cursing, obviously. And I said, I'm so sorry, I'll do better next time. I got her a sparkly mermaid, purple bathing suit.

• 31:28Paige DeSorbo?

  So you could have a daughter that's super girly. Like, you get it.

• 31:32Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I love it. She opened it, she, ah! And then she puts it on immediately, even though it's like nighttime. And she's walking around the house with it. And then she goes, take a photo, send it to Paige.

• 31:47Hannah Berner?

  She's like, send it to someone who would really appreciate this.

• 31:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Send it to someone who cares, you know?

• 31:51Hannah Berner?

  To someone who has taste. Who would understand this moment.

• 31:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, when I was in third grade, I got a dog for Christmas and I opened the box and I said, Mom, I love this fur coat. And she goes,

• 32:05Paige DeSorbo?

  she goes, that's a dog. Okay, that's a living, breathing poodle, not a black fur coat. I said, oh.

• 32:12Hannah Berner?

  So I'm not getting a fur coat?

• 32:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I was like, so is the matching coat coming or Santa forgot that? Like, hello? And that I feel like truly sums up like where my brain goes.

• 32:22Hannah Berner?

  She also went into my closet and it was cute, cause I remember going to my nana's closet. I think it was so cool. She was going to my closet and she was loving it. And I was in my head thinking like, if she was in Paige's closet, she would be having so much more fun right now. Cause I have a lot of t-shirts.

• 32:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, that's why I feel like if I were to have a daughter at some point, like I'm almost like, is God gonna give me like some type of lesson where it's like, just because she's not girly doesn't mean like...

• 32:48Paige DeSorbo?

  You can't connect with her, you know?

• 32:51Hannah Berner?

  Our poor kids are gonna have to hear these podcasts one day. Have you been like, I hope it's not a-

• 32:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I hope she's cute, okay? I hope she's cute and I hope she's got a mouth on her, okay? I hope she stands up for herself.

• 33:02Hannah Berner?

  Oh, she will.

• 33:04Paige DeSorbo?

  What else is going on? Are you watching any documentaries?

• 33:07Hannah Berner?

  Well, I was watching Twisted Yoga.

• 33:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:10Hannah Berner?

  By the way, this is very Giggly Squad and we talked about this yesterday when we were FaceTiming. We love talking about something light and then randomly out of nowhere, just saying the darkest, most traumatizing thing you've ever heard.

• 33:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was on the phone with Hannah and I was like, a giggler just DM'd me and in such a Giggly Squad way. She's like, hey girl, like, I love you, just broke up with my boyfriend of 13 years because he cheated on me with my best friend's sister, like, whatever, so I moved out, I'm getting a cat. Do you have a litter box you could recommend?

• 33:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, what? Like, it's so, like, let me give you the backstory real quick, not important, um, do you have a link you could send me?

• 33:51Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like talking about little sparkly mermaid dresses and then I'm like, so there is this Twisted Yoga documentary where, no, these girls were getting locked into rooms in Romania. It's so interesting, the cult mindset, cuz like, they've been doing these like great yoga classes for like two years, like, not, nothing creepy's happened. So then when they're finally like getting kidnapped and they have sunglasses on and a hat over their head and they take their phones away, they're like, oh, it's cuz the Romanian government doesn't like his teachings and they've been trying to get him and we can't let anyone know where he is. And then if one girl is like, he's awesome, you're like, okay, I'm the crazy one.

• 34:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, well, yeah.

• 34:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I get that. I for sure get that.

• 34:39Hannah Berner?

  So that was episode two of Twisted Yoga.

• 34:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think that like, you know how like every like couple of years, there's like a workout fad that's like, everybody's doing it, even if when you watch like the JFK Junior and like Carolyn Basset Show, there's like an episode and she's like doing a workout with her sister and it's like an old school workout. Like, do you think Pilates at some, like, there's gonna be like ma- like documentaries about Pilates? Like, what's gonna happen to the, the classic Pilates girl in like five years?

• 35:09Hannah Berner?

  Good question.

• 35:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Is that gonna be done?

• 35:12Hannah Berner?

  Pilates is like not as spiritual.

• 35:15Paige DeSorbo?

  True, as yoga.

• 35:17Hannah Berner?

  As yoga, but I do think like Pilates is giving a, like, the fact that that guy on that show was like, I need a girl who does Pilates, like, it's becoming a loaded thing, like, it's like a hot girl.

• 35:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember Zumba? Nobody talks about Zumba.

• 35:33Hannah Berner?

  You know who still does Zumba? My mom, every Tuesday.

• 35:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop!

• 35:36Hannah Berner?

  She has Zumba classes after her knitting club where she talks shit.

• 35:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, wait, speaking of, did you see Jessie went on Call Her Daddy and was talking about her divorce? And she was like, and we got to a moment where he said to me, I really want you to be more in your feminine and me in my masculine, and I want you to do Pilates every single day. On top of being the breadwinner, taking care of the children, doing everything, he doesn't work.

• 36:06Hannah Berner?

  Add that to the red flag list if a guy tells you to do Pilates.

• 36:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I dated a guy one time who was really crazy about what I ate, and let me tell you, I was in the best shape of my life, truly, but like, I almost like think, I, I don't even know, because I feel like I've dated guys who have said like weird things to me about like working out and eating.

• 36:29Hannah Berner?

  If I had a nickel.

• 36:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, where I'm just like, that's so weird and crazy.

• 36:34Hannah Berner?

  Well, there was a moment where I was trying to be a fitness model, a sports model. You guys remember when I did my Adidas campaign and my ca- it was just my calf?

• 36:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:41Hannah Berner?

  Um, and I was dating a guy who was like obsessed with the gym and he would like cook for me, and it was always like really healthy, and my mom was like, hey, is he being controlling? And I'm like, I'm trying to be a fitness model, so like, things made sense at that time.

• 36:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 36:52Hannah Berner?

  Looking back, I'm like, that wasn't sustainable, I was definitely like too fit.

• 36:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:58Hannah Berner?

  But I just wanna say something, just to give confidence to any girl, you guys know me, right? We know each other.

• 37:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I see you.

• 37:06Hannah Berner?

  I've never had a man I was with tell me that I was too masculine for him. Mind you, I am the butchiest straight girl in the world.

• 37:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:15Hannah Berner?

  I am literally lesbian passing. I've never had one man tell me I'm too masculine. I've actually had a man be very confused and say, "Hey, I was talking to all these pretty models, and I looked at you, and you were sitting manspreading and like talking really loudly, like passionately about something."

• 37:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:36Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, "Why am I more attracted to her?" And I was like, "I don't know, babe. It's called, it's called riz, okay?" And no guy has ever told me anything about my body, and my body's fluctuated, but guys who want to be with me, they like an ass, they like curves.

• 37:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:51Hannah Berner?

  They don't, guys have actually said, "Don't get too skinny." It's less like feminine masculine and like your body's right or your body's wrong. It's how you carry it and being authentic to yourself and attracting. When you're authentic, you attract, attract authentic people. And I think a lot of those Mormon housewives are so fucked with their religion, and they're forced to be with these guys at such an early age before they know themselves. It's like, "You guys aren't a good fit. You're not a good fit."

• 38:18Paige DeSorbo?

  The Mormon housewives' husbands are very like manosphere on a diff, in a different way.

• 38:25Hannah Berner?

  Also, you could argue, babe, "Am I in my masculine energy or are you in your fucking feminine energy?"

• 38:30Paige DeSorbo?

  That's what it is. I've never had someone be like, "You're too masculine," but I have had men say, "You're just like way too independent." Like, "You don't, like, you don't need me." I'm like, "Not only do I not need you."

• 38:44Hannah Berner?

  I don't want you here.

• 38:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I think your opinion is dumb as fuck. Like, I think you're, I think you should go to see a doctor and get checked. I think you're not all there.

• 38:54Hannah Berner?

  Whenever someone stays in a bad relationship, people always go, "Oh, he must be good in bed. He must be good in bed." And maybe in the very beginning, you're like, "Oh, but we have this sexual chemistry." But I do have to say, the second- A man pisses me off, or does something that's distrustful, or does something that's gives you the ick, like, or just you decide you don't like him anymore. I don't care how beautiful his dick is, how good chemistry we have in the bedroom. Suddenly, you look disgusting to me.

• 39:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You look like clowns.

• 39:23Hannah Berner?

  You look like a clown, okay? Like, I don't, the guy, but also even like physically, if a guy looks perfect, and then he opens his mouth, and he's not funny, and he's weird and insecure, you look like a clown.

• 39:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the way I can get so grossed out after I have the ick, like, like, I could literally, you know me, I'll throw up at any time when I'm anxious. Like, I'll literally throw up, looking at a picture of you.

• 39:48Hannah Berner?

  You're such a cat. You have to watch, you guys, if you're like, need us to laugh, just Google on YouTube, cats gagging, it's the funniest shit ever.

• 39:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's literally me. It's literally me when I have to go to a club. I'm like, no, I can't. When I know I have to socialize past 1 a.m., I'm like, I'll actually throw up, like, I can't, physically can't do it, I'm uncomfortable.

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• 44:26Hannah Berner?

  Did you watch the Hannah Montana special?

• 44:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because what was it? I don't get it.

• 44:31Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 44:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And wait, I'm also like kind of really confused because I'm 33 years old, you're 34.

• 44:38Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 44:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like we miss, I don't remember watching Hannah Montana.

• 44:44Hannah Berner?

  I had a very awkward moment because I was with some people and one of them was like, I don't know if I'm dead inside because I love Hannah Montana, but I watched the special and I wasn't like, you know, crying hysterically. And my other friend was like, I was crying hysterically. It was amazing. And I was like, you know, I am 34 and I missed that boat. Like I was even Stevens. I was, you know, Hilary Duff. But like Hannah Montana, that was like.

• 45:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I missed it.

• 45:10Hannah Berner?

  Also, I was kind of annoyed with Hannah Montana because she was so fucking famous that every time I introduce myself, I say Hannah and someone goes like Hannah Montana. And I'd be like, I was first.

• 45:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I was at the age where I was like, I watched one episode and I was like, obviously that's her. And if you can't tell, then that's her.

• 45:31Hannah Berner?

  So the plot is that she's like a pop star at night?

• 45:34Paige DeSorbo?

  The plot is that she's two different people. She's like Hannah Montana.

• 45:39Hannah Berner?

  Slightly?

• 45:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Her hair's just slightly, she's wearing a wig and then she's not, I'm like, yeah, I'm past this age.

• 45:45Hannah Berner?

  Is it bangs, no bangs?

• 45:47Paige DeSorbo?

  If you watched Lunette. And Molly, you didn't watch Hannah Montana. You aged out. Like, I, I don't-

• 45:53Hannah Berner?

  But what's embarrassing, I go, guys, I'm way older than you. Like, I did not watch Hannah Montana. And the girl goes, I'm 33. And I was like, I guess there was a-

• 46:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Unless they were, here's the only way I can think of it. Unless they were the older sibling.

• 46:09Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, maybe it was a household thing. But I'm the older sibling. But like, my brother wasn't watching it, obviously. But you're right, some people with younger kids in their family-

• 46:18Paige DeSorbo?

  34, you definitely aged out. Maybe 33, we were on the cusp, but I don't think-

• 46:23Hannah Berner?

  It is funny how one year can like change your entire, like, cultural perspective of things. I had the craziest Gen Z interaction, which you guys know I love my Gen Z's. I identify as Gen Z. This girl comes, she says, hey, can I take a picture? And I said, of course, my little Gen Z queen. Excuse me, can I talk for a second? Get in the car. She's like, um, can I get a picture really quick? And I said, you keep me young, of course. And she stands next to me, we take the photo, and she looks at me. Swear to God, she said that, she goes, do you remember 9/11?

• 46:56Hannah Berner?

  I gasped. I said, wha- what? She goes, do you remember 9/11? Like, as if it was like-

• 47:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, never forget, babe.

• 47:03Hannah Berner?

  As if you said, like, did you watch Girls when it came out? Like, that was how she said it.

• 47:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you watch the premiere, the live premiere of Girls when it came out?

• 47:10Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like, do you remember Destiny's Child when they were still together? Like, that's how she, like, said it.

• 47:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And what'd you say?

• 47:16Hannah Berner?

  I said, yeah, babe, I was there. I could smell it, which obviously was too far.

• 47:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's too far, Hannah, honestly? That's really-

• 47:25Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I remember 9/11. It traumatized everyone around me. And she was like, I was born that year. And I was like, a trap. But I think it's like a thing where Gen Z's are like deciphering people by being like, who remembers 9/11 versus who doesn't? Like, that's like a new categorization of people.

• 47:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I feel like as a millennial, it's like, we have too many thi- like, we have something that hap- once a year. Once every six months? What are we talking about?

• 47:51Hannah Berner?

  No, I literally can't keep up. Everything comes across my desk.

• 47:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyhow.

• 47:55Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, you really made me laugh yesterday when you- I don't know where this came from, when you just mentioned Splitwise.

• 48:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so when me and Hannah were on Summer House, like, you pay, we pay for a lot more things, I feel like, than people would have ever realized.

• 48:14Hannah Berner?

  Okay, back then, it was, that show was scrappy.

• 48:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no.

• 48:18Hannah Berner?

  Like, if your shit didn't come from Amazon in time, you didn't have an outfit for the party.

• 48:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, you were done. So, like, we paid for a lot of things, like, together, and so we had this app called Splitwise, and like-

• 48:29Hannah Berner?

  I feel like that, it was so popular, like, my, my roommates used Splitwise, and it was so fucking annoying, you'd always get a Splitwise bill, and you'd be like, "What the fuck, dude?"

• 48:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And so, like, at the end of the weekend, you'd get hit with a bill, and it was like, how much of your portion you owed. So, like, I can, like, remember when it fell off, like, I feel like we, like, stopped using it, like, in one summer, or whatever.

• 48:49Hannah Berner?

  Cause I was like, "What is this app? I'm not downloading this app. It's gonna give, it's gonna give me a virus. I'm not downloading-" People would go off and, like, buy a bunch of groceries, and the next thing you know, you get hit with a huge Splitwise-

• 49:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 49:04Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, "Okay, if I'm gonna pay, can I have some say in how many champagne bottles you guys get?" Or, like, "I'm not drinking the champagne."

• 49:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe throw a Cheez-It on the list next time.

• 49:15Hannah Berner?

  One carb. Maybe one carb for me.

• 49:17Paige DeSorbo?

  The majority of your twenties is, like, divvying up checks.

• 49:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and then, like, getting random, like, $2.30 Venmos from people.

• 49:27Paige DeSorbo?

  And honestly, thinking back on that, like, I remember being in group chats, being like, "Can you believe she hit me with a Venmo for $2.47?" And now I'm like, "Oh, which, what simpler times."

• 49:41Hannah Berner?

  The drama was a lot. Also, back then, we'd, like, randomly have cash on us. I'd be like, "I have a ten."

• 49:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I still, like, I always have cash on me.

• 49:48Hannah Berner?

  Well, you're Italian. That's very Italian of you.

• 49:51Paige DeSorbo?

  What if something hap- Do you wanna know really what it is?

• 49:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes randomly, even though now like you can use your card, but like being out in New York City and like living there for as many years as I've lived there. I'm always down to get a street hot dog. I'm always down to get a pretzel.

• 50:11Hannah Berner?

  The halal?

• 50:12Paige DeSorbo?

  If there's an ice cream truck coming by, yeah, that's an experience. I'm getting it. So like, and also being in New York, sometimes like you can only stop at, like if you need a water, you're like, you're gonna die. Like that is why I always had cash.

• 50:27Hannah Berner?

  Pizza, hello? Like a bodega? There was also a time where they charged like four extra dollars if you used a credit card and I was like, I actually can't do this. It's against my religion.

• 50:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally.

• 50:37Hannah Berner?

  I do have like moments of like after a night out, it's like 2am, you smell the halal guy, you go over and he's trying to, he's like nine dollars and I'm like, I know it's seven. I'm a local. I know it's seven.

• 50:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Or even on like a Sunday morning, like checking my bag, being like, I have four dollars. Let's go get pizza.

• 50:56Hannah Berner?

  Or literally you'd be like, whoever the guy is, you'd be like, Adam? You know me. I come here every weekend. I only have three dollars. I'll give you the rest later.

• 51:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never once hooked up with an Adam or like talked to one, I feel like. It's like not a name that comes across my desk.

• 51:13Hannah Berner?

  Is the middle name of someone in my family. It's kind of cute, Adam.

• 51:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I never get DMs. My DMs are really ramping up with baby names. I really, I've named half of whatever that generation is about to be.

• 51:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I actually I, if you want to know if your baby name is popular, you should ask me because I'm seeing, I see a lot of them.

• 51:33Hannah Berner?

  Cause yeah, you have to make sure the gigglers aren't calling their kids all the same names. We need like a range for the next generation of gigglers.

• 51:39Paige DeSorbo?

  There's an uptick in Cecilias and like Jesselias. Just to let you guys know.

• 51:45Hannah Berner?

  Oh, Jesselia.

• 51:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Jesselia.

• 51:47Hannah Berner?

  Do worry about, it's going, going, gone.

• 51:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's gone.

• 51:50Hannah Berner?

  I worry about the Cs and the Ss and the complications of that as a child. However, beautiful, I mean Sicily.

• 51:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Gorgeous.

• 51:57Hannah Berner?

  That's a fun name.

• 51:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 51:58Hannah Berner?

  I want to ask you about your supermarket, speaking of sweat wise, supermarket etiquette. I like, don't know this about you. Are you a cart girl? Are you, uh, I'm just gonna grab a couple of things. Are you a, put a, what's it called, over your shoulder?

• 52:16Paige DeSorbo?

  A basket?

• 52:17Hannah Berner?

  A basket.

• 52:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm never a basket.

• 52:19Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you don't like that aesthetic?

• 52:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never basketed once.

• 52:23Hannah Berner?

  I love a basket. I can't commit to a cart.

• 52:25Paige DeSorbo?

  It's too heavy.

• 52:27Hannah Berner?

  Hmm.

• 52:27Paige DeSorbo?

  If you're gonna do a basket, just do a cart.

• 52:29Hannah Berner?

  Well, I think what I do is I start with a basket and then I realize I need a cart and I do that every time. Cause I don't learn.

• 52:35Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I start with, I'm just gonna grab one thing.

• 52:39Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 52:40Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm gonna hold it.

• 52:41Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 52:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, there's so much I can do with my fingers. You have no idea.

• 52:45Hannah Berner?

  Shh, that's, that's woman in stone.

• 52:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I can carry so many things.

• 52:49Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what's crazy? Walgreens, Dwayne Reed, CVS, if they had carts, shit would be crazy. Like, I feel like they're almost like for people's well-being, we can't get carts in these places.

• 53:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually have a gripe with like convenience stores. Now, listen, we live in the land of bodegas, but bodegas are like very different than like a, than like a CVS or a Dwayne Reed.

• 53:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 53:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know if it's because of Amazon or like everything's happening online. Do you know that you cannot walk into a CVS these days and like get a birthday card or like, like you can, but the so, you remember like you used to walk in as a child and it'd be the whole row and it'd be like,

• 53:30Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, balloons.

• 53:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Birthday for him, birthday for her, birthday for someone you don't know that well, like holy communion, bat mitzvah. You can't really walk in and get like a birthday bag, tissue paper and a birthday card and it's infuriating to me.

• 53:44Hannah Berner?

  I think you've fully nailed it. Or if it's something like Christmas comes around and people are buying like bags,

• 53:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 53:50Hannah Berner?

  they're all sold out.

• 53:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I get all of my Christmas paper and I'm like very proud of myself because I, it's something I really love looking for is Christmas paper. I get all my Christmas paper on Etsy.

• 54:02Hannah Berner?

  Yes, small business stuff. I got cute little tennis racket ones from a company.

• 54:06Paige DeSorbo?

  But like CVS, truly in high school and college, like,

• 54:11Paige DeSorbo?

  If you couldn't find me, my mom would call me and be like, you're at CVS, aren't you? Like, I was always in there.

• 54:17Hannah Berner?

  Cause you loved the makeup.

• 54:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I just love a CVS. I'm like, yeah, let me try this trinket. Like, this is a new color. Haven't seen this. Like, I just love that type of shop. Like, I don't even know what that kind of shopping is.

• 54:31Hannah Berner?

  It's called Stuff You Don't Need, which is, and Stuff You Do Need.

• 54:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, well, I don't have a car nail file. And like, what if something happens and I need a nail file in the car? Like, nothing brought me more joy than like, my first car and like, truly packing it with things that I'm like, this is adorable, like, this is gonna go in there.

• 54:51Hannah Berner?

  I actually remember when I was younger, for some reason, at one point, me and my friend go into like, a CVS, and she was like, my dad gave me his credit card, we can get whatever we want. I lost my fucking mind. I was like, we're rich. Like, and I was like, we're getting Reese's Pieces. We're getting this magazine. Like, I was like, this is, life doesn't get better than this, than being to pick anything from CVS.

• 55:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone has that one friend in high school where they're like, whatever, I have my dad's card.

• 55:19Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's just like now, like, now that you're in your 30s, you're just like,

• 55:24Paige DeSorbo?

  so interesting, where are those men? They're like, where are those men? Do you know, not one man has ever given me his card. Like, I feel like that is diabolical. More men need to be showing me their cards. Okay? I'm sick of it. I've had, what, seven boyfriends in my life? I don't have one card. I didn't have one card in my possession.

• 55:46Hannah Berner?

  Also, you'd look so good with someone else's card.

• 55:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, one time, I had my boyfriend's, a guy that I dated, I had his card for some reason, I had to get something for him, whatever. We had gotten into a fight earlier that day.

• 56:01Hannah Berner?

  You bought a Lamborghini?

• 56:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I went to lunch with my girlfriend, I spent $250. I said, whatever. I said, whatever, I'm putting it on the car. It was, okay, it was inside of sacks. The restaurant was in fact inside of sacks. I went and I put it on his card, okay? I thought like I'm being naughty, whatever. You gave me your card to pick something up for you. The least you could do is pick up my lunch.

• 56:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 56:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Livid, he was livid. He was like, I can't believe you would use my card unauthorized. I was like, it wasn't unauthorized. You gave me your card to get you something and then I picked up a little something extra.

• 56:32Hannah Berner?

  You got, I got hungry. Elsa, that's like, that's the payment for doing that, right?

• 56:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It's also like, this is the America you created. Like, give me your card.

• 56:43Hannah Berner?

  That is, reminds me of me, the naughtiest I ever was, was using one of my ex-boyfriend's dad's cable passwords to get like, Optimum, or I don't know what I did, but it was like 10 years. And I also gave it to a lot of other women. So I actually think I was like the Peter Pan. Or it was like a Hulu account or something, I don't know, but I, I like saw, people would post, be like, does anyone have a Hulu password? And I'm like, I do.

• 57:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Back in the days where they didn't like track it to your home.

• 57:08Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm the reason all those places had to be like, we're tracking you.

• 57:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Netflix changed all the rules.

• 57:13Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's like our limewire side. We're like, we gotta figure this out.

• 57:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like I'll hack it.

• 57:19Hannah Berner?

  No, I do miss going to the supermarket with your mom. And you're just like, can we get this? And she's like, no.

• 57:26Paige DeSorbo?

  That's really sad because you dread that when it's happening. You're like, oh, the last thing I want to do is walk into the fucking grocery store.

• 57:34Hannah Berner?

  Have to carry everything.

• 57:35Paige DeSorbo?

  And now what I would give to like be in the passenger seat in my school uniform, my mom being like, we're just gonna stop quick. Like, simpler times.

• 57:45Hannah Berner?

  And you're like, are you gonna make that sucky salmon dish again, Kim? Step it up! I can't eat this crap anymore.

• 57:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Now in my adult life, I'm like, I wish you could just come make a salmon for me.

• 57:57Hannah Berner?

  I have something else that's gonna piss you off, so I saved it for the end.

• 58:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Great.

• 58:01Hannah Berner?

  The men, I heard it again. So they were like upset that we did girl dinner and it like had such good PR. And they're starting this thing called Boy Kibble. I know. Let us have one.

• 58:15Paige DeSorbo?

  What the fuck does that mean?

• 58:17Hannah Berner?

  So it's basically boys being like, this is like girl dinner, but healthier and manly. So it's them just taking like ground beef or ground turkey and like putting some rice in it and putting some vegetables in it. And just like basically, basically making themselves dog food.

• 58:30Paige DeSorbo?

  And they're calling it man boy kibble?

• 58:33Hannah Berner?

  Boy kibble.

• 58:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Are they cooking it?

• 58:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 58:35Paige DeSorbo?

  They don't have it in original thought, ever. Like they literally, everything is like piggybacked off of us. It's like-

• 58:44Hannah Berner?

  Well, look, the gays and the girls are the best at branding. So like, obviously, they have to wait and see like what we're doing and then-

• 58:50Paige DeSorbo?

  The gays really are the best at branding. Like, there's so many things that have come from like the gay community that then trickle into like the girls and then we start saying it and then the men like know what it is.

• 59:03Hannah Berner?

  I'm watching RuPaul's Drag Race-

• 59:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So many things have been invented from there.

• 59:06Hannah Berner?

  They were saying sickening in 2014.

• 59:09Paige DeSorbo?

  They started sly. You know how they were like, "What did women invent?" Like, nothing? I couldn't tell you one thing. Like, you said right now, "Name one thing a man invented."

• 59:19Hannah Berner?

  War.

• 59:20Paige DeSorbo?

  And what a great note to leave off on.

• 59:22Hannah Berner?

  Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so, so, so much and you guys are the bestest and have an amazing, wonderful weekend.

• 59:30Paige DeSorbo?

  That was so inspirational.

• 59:32Hannah Berner?

  Goodnight.

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