Funny Marco, internet comedian & Open Thoughts podcast host talks about his uniquely uncomfortable approach to comedy, advice from Kevin Hart and his thoughts on Travis Kelce Taylor Swift as a Chiefs fan.

FOLLOW THE PIVOT PODCAST: MERCH | https://pivotpodcast.com YOUTUBE | https://www.youtube.com/thepivotpodcast INSTAGRAM | https://instagram.com/thepivot TWITTER | https://twitter.com/thepivot TIKTOK | https://tiktok.com/@thepivot FACEBOOK | https://www.facebook.com/thepivotpodcast Marco Summers, known to the world as Funny Marco is a Kansas City kid, who struggled in school and rarely held onto a job for a long time (by choice) has transcended his life into comedic stardom and now at 30 years old, has managed to take over the internet comedy space with his viral celebrity conversations and extremely uncomfortable interview style. By maintaining good relationships and betting on his personality, Marco has interviewed some of the world’s biggest celebrities from Nicki Minaj to Chris Brown to Kevin Hart and more. The guys talk about Marco’s comedy style and how he understands what energy to bring to a specific moment and has learned through his own experiences about what pushes conversations too far and how to be edgy without putting himself in danger or being viewed too negatively. Marco opens up about one of his podcast episodes that had the potential to go very badly and how he was able to salvage it and stand up for himself by sticking to who he is and his approach. The comedian is known for his awkward approaches to interviews and creative narratives, and he discusses with Channing the importance of personality in comedy, but also the pressure comedians feel to always make people laugh. In a surprising role reversal Ryan puts on his best Funny Marco outfit from wearing the oversized coat to New Balance sneakers to tank top and attempts to interview the star with the same energy the comedian brings in each of his viral clips... Fred and Channing are laughing while Marco responds as you'd least expect, with tears. Marco is already putting his touch on the comedy world, and with each moment he pivots to bring audiences something they’ve never seen before. Experiencing firsthand the talent of Funny Marco, the guys understand how and why he has become an overnight sensation and whether it's with tears or laughs, Marco's authentic self is taking the internet by storm. New episodes drop on Tuesdays at 12 p.m. ET and Fridays at 3:30 p.m ET on YouTube, with audio available on all streaming platforms including Apple, Spotify and Amazon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Channing Crowder?

  Yeah, man, motherf- Be greedy. I was doing that damn cooking- Yeah, they come, keep coming back and eat. If you're cooking, why not? Bro, y'all- Know what we doing.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Right, it's not for every, it's not to get full.

• 0:41Channing Crowder?

  We're not, this isn't a meal. Yeah. This is a mother- Sample. It's the same people kept just getting back in line, getting back in line, getting back in line. You know, to be the face of a company, whatever, like, you supposed to be pleasant.

• 0:52Fred Taylor?

  But the good thing is this, if this was garbage, they wouldn't come back.

• 0:56Channing Crowder?

  They ain't gonna get back in line, yeah.

• 0:58Fred Taylor?

  They wouldn't come back. Besides, either the area, the seasoning. I was looking for my packet. I cooked four steaks this week. I'm like, where's my kraut pop?

• 1:07Channing Crowder?

  Don't worry, I got 2,000 in the house.

• 1:10Fred Taylor?

  I was on-

• 1:11Channing Crowder?

  They be hot with me. Bro, I started carrying around a book bag.

• 1:14Fred Taylor?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14Channing Crowder?

  Like, I went to Publix.

• 1:15Fred Taylor?

  Right.

• 1:16Channing Crowder?

  I had a book bag on. Them come up with all that conversation? Hey, kraut, a big fan, yeah, here. Go on the website, use the QR code.

• 1:25Fred Taylor?

  All that is is selling CDs out the trunk.

• 1:27Channing Crowder?

  Bruh, that's exactly what I, I'm pushing that shit, pushing that shit like dope. What up? Hey! I heard he ain't feeling well.

• 1:33Speaker 02

  Nah, we, we good, we-

• 1:35Channing Crowder?

  Guy got us. What up, boy? How you doing, man?

• 1:38Speaker 02

  Good job.

• 1:38Channing Crowder?

  Come on, man, that's my man right there.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  Go hunting.

• 1:41Channing Crowder?

  Do you hunt, or no?

• 1:42Speaker 02

  Uh, I'ma start.

• 1:43Channing Crowder?

  You gonna start?

• 1:44Speaker 02

  Yeah. You know, when you start getting money, you start doing stuff, just like golf and all that other stuff.

• 1:48Channing Crowder?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:49Speaker 02

  Find new friends.

• 1:50Channing Crowder?

  And they-

• 1:50Speaker 02

  I'm gonna be honest, I ain't never going hunting.

• 1:52Channing Crowder?

  My nephew took him hunting, and they sounded all gung ho, because they were shooting cans off the, off the motherf- Fence.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:58Channing Crowder?

  And then hit that squirrel, bah! And then that bitch dies. And that bitch hit the ground and started shaking and convulsing. Man, it fucked them kids up.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 2:08Fred Taylor?

  Yeah.

• 2:09Channing Crowder?

  See?

• 2:09Fred Taylor?

  And then you gotta be careful too, because sometimes when you go hunting, you might find some bodies.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:16Channing Crowder?

  Fred, we ain't in Jacksonville, Fred.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  That making this dark as hell.

• 2:21Channing Crowder?

  Did you see the girl that got escorted out the Rod Wave concert?

• 2:24Fred Taylor?

  Oh, man, she was popping that thing.

• 2:25Channing Crowder?

  And she was pee-popping?

• 2:29Fred Taylor?

  Hey.

• 2:30Ryan Clark?

  Popping at a concert?

• 2:31Fred Taylor?

  Jacksonville?

• 2:32Ryan Clark?

  She was getting kicked out of the Ride Wave concert and the security guard was bringing out.

• 2:37Fred Taylor?

  The police, two of them.

• 2:38Ryan Clark?

  And when they were bringing out, she was.

• 2:41Fred Taylor?

  She was popping that thing on the way out.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  What was this? It just went viral?

• 2:44Fred Taylor?

  Ride Wave last week.

• 2:45Channing Crowder?

  Called drugs.

• 2:47Fred Taylor?

  Nah.

• 2:48Ryan Clark?

  It's called a good show.

• 2:50Channing Crowder?

  Man, that's drugs.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  He'll do something to you. They said his concerts are crazy.

• 2:53Ryan Clark?

  I just went, actually. I just wanted to see him fall off the balcony.

• 2:57Fred Taylor?

  RC did that.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Did he do it?

• 3:00Ryan Clark?

  Yeah.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 3:01Ryan Clark?

  He did it.

• 3:26Ryan Clark?

  Marco Summers, funny Marco. Welcome to the Pivot. This is Freddie T. I'm RC. That's Channing. We put y'all two on the side because y'all two are actually funny. By the way, y'all have something in common. Both of you guys stand up.

• 3:42Channing Crowder?

  I'd have jumped into it, brother.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  Desi told me too. I've been watching it.

• 3:45Channing Crowder?

  Okay.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  You know, talk to Desi.

• 3:46Channing Crowder?

  Desi my ace, man. That's cool. Yeah. We gotta get together, man. He got a tour.

• 3:50Ryan Clark?

  He said he heard crickets, though. At some point.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  I heard that.

• 3:55Channing Crowder?

  He got a tour coming up, man. Let me jump on. Give me 10, 15 in the front.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  I knew it. It's on you, that's for sure. Actually, it's funny because I started doing stand-up because of Desi. So, I was like, I was scared of it at first and then I went out to a show with him and he actually did it in Miami, Atlanta, Florida. I think that's where he made you start too, right? You went out and it was funny and I went out there and I just felt the crowd and I just felt the engagement. I was like, this was meant for me to do. And from there, I just kept going and kept going, so.

• 4:24Channing Crowder?

  Were you good right away? Like, did you feel like you had it right away?

• 4:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I ain't had, I ain't messed up. But it's reading the class, like, reading the room, you know? And just feeling, giving them what they need, so.

• 4:36Fred Taylor?

  But you say you were scared of, not in the sense of scared. But nervous more so?

• 4:39Speaker 02

  I I I start realizing that I got anxiety, you know what I'm saying? So even with a lot of people in a room, it's a lot of attention on you and it's expectation. Like they expect something, you know? I started off doing the pranks and me doing that, they don't know, you know what I'm saying? What I'm about to do, so it was even better because my funny stuff used to be unexpected. So now when you see me on stage, you expect me to be funny. So I I'm not that type of funny. I'm just like being me, so but I had to click in and be you on stage.

• 5:06Channing Crowder?

  And that was the thing too, when I did it, it was like, even if you kill a motherfucking joke, you got the setup and you hit them, bam, everybody fall out laughing. Ah, you see the whole crap, so you feed off of it. And 10 seconds later, the motherfucker say, ha, ha, ha, ha, and look right back at you.

• 5:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:22Channing Crowder?

  Do it again.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  But sometimes too, I learned like watching Dave Chappelle, people are listening. I had to learn that when you got the room, like, all right, what you talking about? You know what I'm saying? So that's a good feeling because when you watch Dave Chappelle, you probably might not laugh through it, but you paying attention to him. He'll smoke a whole pack of Newport's right in your face.

• 5:37Channing Crowder?

  Yeah.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  And you was like, damn, like this guy's good. And it's the story time and actually having a voice to get the room. So and I learned that, you know what I'm saying? Through Richard Pryor and watching him where it's not about ha, ha, ha, like people really be tuned in. Like, you know what I'm saying? So I had to learn that.

• 5:52Channing Crowder?

  And the crazy thing I saw, comedians don't respect you till you get on stage. Because I talked to Chris Spencer before, I did something with Chris Spencer, a roast with him years ago. Cool with Desi, Tracy Morgan was on Inside the NFL, he talked to me. Monique reached out to me, but it was always after I got on stage.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:08Channing Crowder?

  Before it's like, oh, you're funny, yeah, you're funny. Oh, you can really get on stage. And that's what I saw from being on stage the first time is like, that's when you get comedians respect, when you can actually go up there because, man, that shit ain't easy.

• 6:19Fred Taylor?

  I think that that separate pro from semi-pro. Like when you can go on stage and really do it. Because at your show, you kept the crowd's attention the entire time. And I'm over there, I'm critiquing you, I'm like, all right, this is what we get when we're on the road, right? We've heard a lot of the stories. And this is what we get when you're on the stage. You're the same fucking person.

• 6:38Channing Crowder?

  Wow.

• 6:38Fred Taylor?

  You fucking crazy.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  You crazy as hell.

• 6:42Ryan Clark?

  One of my favorite songs is a song by Big Sean. And in the song, he says, "It took 10 years to become an overnight success." Right? And for you, it would seem like your recent success is immediate. Right? Like, all of a sudden, you know, you're everywhere, you're viral every single week. But it did take pranks, and it did take continuing to work, continuing to apply your craft. What has it been like for you to now be in so much of the spotlight after working and grinding? What, I guess if it was music, it would be like underground to get to this point?

• 7:16Speaker 02

  I say it's a lot more thinking and focusing now and respecting your space. So when you get a new chapter, you have to become a man as you grow. So like, and that's with the ladies, the girls and my friends. So we're coming at a point where you get your pack and I have to respect the space and they do too. Cause one bad egg could like ruin your whole moment. You get what I'm saying? Cause right now I'm on the spotlight now. So it's just like my friend do something, they talk to me, you know? So now I'm learning that as we go where I have to protect myself and I have to actually start being more better with myself. You know what I'm saying? If that makes sense?

• 7:48Ryan Clark?

  Yeah, makes sense.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  Like it's now I'm like becoming, it's like now I'm in college where everything matters now. And then at first it didn't. When I was the one, I was just under the radar. So the bigger you get, the more pressure becomes on you as like, I can't do what I used to do no more. I can't. And that's one thing that I learned from Kevin Hart. Because I see when he, certain jokes they used to do when he was on there, he can't do those jokes no more. You know, now, so it was like the bigger you get, the more you have to realize you impacting the world and you have to become likeable. And that's one thing. And I look at like Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg started off like, you know, fuck the police, gin and juice, I'm a thug. But he changed his whole image and now he on the show with, you know, Ellen. And you know, he's likeable now and it took away from the old Snoop Dogg. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like where we used to see him as with the dickies and smoking the weed, like fuck it.

• 8:33Ryan Clark?

  Well, he's still smoking.

• 8:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. But I'm saying like this, that image of gin and juice, when he came out kicking the pillows like from Baby Boy. That person, he changed likeable. So once you get in this thing, you have to be likeable and respect the space and read the room.

• 8:46Ryan Clark?

  You gonna get TSA free?

• 8:47Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 8:48Ryan Clark?

  Are you gonna get TSA free? Cause I heard you ain't got TSA free.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Nah, I didn't know I was gonna get this far. I didn't, so I didn't know about it. I was like, hey, I used to work at Popeyes. I never thought about traveling and stuff. So I was just, I was thinking I was gonna be cooking birds all day, so.

• 9:02Fred Taylor?

  You and this dude, he just got TSA pre-check. And what you got now, clear?

• 9:06Channing Crowder?

  Well, I got all that shit. I never, I walked to the airport, I'm a king.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:10Channing Crowder?

  Yeah, come on through, Mr. Crowder. Let's go, Mr. Crowder.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  I gotta get my passport, too. I ain't got none of that.

• 9:14Channing Crowder?

  You ain't got a passport?

• 9:15Speaker 02

  Nah, I didn't. I went from Kansas City, and y'all been down there. There ain't nothing down there. All I had was just me and a nine to five.

• 9:22Fred Taylor?

  And the Chiefs.

• 9:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:24Fred Taylor?

  You got the Chiefs. But I wanted to go back and ask you. You mentioned about Kevin Hart. You had him on the show.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:30Fred Taylor?

  What were those conversations, like, off camera? Like, what sort of message did he give you off camera? Because we had him on the show, and away from the interview, like, he came back, he was like, man, y'all killing it. This, this, this, and this, trying to help us get in position. What things did he share with you off camera that we didn't necessarily hear?

• 9:49Speaker 02

  Patience, and patience, patience, patience. And I remember a point where I talked to Kevin Hart a year ago, before I got to sit down with him. In my head, I just remember the conversation. He was like, Mark, I just need you to have patience. I see you doing your thing, I want to work with you. So in my head, as, you know, a young boy coming from where I come from, I'm like, then he got the power to change my life, hurry up. So I got Kevin Hart's number, like, when I called him. So in my head, I'm just like, I'm waiting on Kevin to, like, push the button on me. And I just remember, like, damn, he let me down. Like, he, you know what I'm saying? I started calling him, he started like, you know, he busy. But then he end up telling me patience. So when everything happened, from like, you know, like, the whole D. Herbo thing happened. And then he just like, man, now it's time. You know what I'm saying?

• 10:34Speaker 02

  I want to come and sit down with you, and let's get past that step. And it was just good timing, and that's what we said, perfect timing is for everything. That was a big step, so I started to learn, too, is patience. So like, you know what I'm saying? Relationships are everything. So I just feel, I was happy that I had that relationship with him, to be able to like, alright, now I'm here. But as a young kid, I'm like, hey, man, come check, hey, hurry up, help me. You know, so and then I'll just start to look at it as a bigger, like, bigger thing. But I learned patience, and that's what he told me. I told you, man, like, patience, and it's still gonna be another levels. And even though now I sit down with him and we had a conversation, my mom, like, you gonna do a movie with him now, next and all that? And people just think everything like that. It might be three years from now, I do something with him, you know? But it's patience, so that's one thing that he told me, is just.

• 11:15Channing Crowder?

  You brought it up, the G Herbo Southside thing. You said the thing, what was the thing? Cause we saw it from the edited version. Explain what that thing was when, you know what I'm saying? They were, they, I took it as disrespectful.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:29Channing Crowder?

  What happened?

• 11:30Speaker 02

  Uh, it was, it was, uh, again, I come from playfulness. I play, like, I got brothers from there, so I understand when people are like trolling and being aggressive. So when I have my show, I have an image of like, when we walk away, I want them to see a brand new part of you that they never seen. So as it's going on, and I understand whoever they are and how they play stuff, that's just who they are. But in my head, I gotta go to, let's get away from the street rap. Let's get away from the hardcore, like, you know, like, let's have, pull out a moment. Me and you talk about eggs, how many eggs come in a box and it go viral, you know? So I wanted to pull that moment out of, you know, with him and Southside. So I feel like as it's going on, I was like, damn, like, I'm like, I hope it stops. I hope we get to the point I'm trying to get to. And then it just kept going on and on and on.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  And I didn't want to put it out at first, and then they wanted it out. So I cleaned it up, even then, I tried to clean up. I took out a lot of stuff, like, I wanted to still protect the image, cause I still stand with us, because I don't feel like they deserved to get attacked. You know, so I don't feel like I'll be the victim, because I grew up playing around with people, so I understand I can get played with, you know? So it was dark, because I had an agenda with them, and they had an agenda. So their agenda was like, shit, fuck it, like, we going in at you, you know? And I could have snapped out and, like, you know, matched that energy, but that's not, my show is, that's not what I do, you know? Like, then it's taking away the concept, you know? So that was that. I just feel like they had an agenda and my agenda was this. And I'm not really good on two on two actions, like, you know, two people going at you back and forth.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  Now, if it was one on one, we could have went all day, but it's like, damn, you got me, you get me. At least, you know, so it was just like that, like, it's two agendas. So it's still respect to them, I mean, it was a, it was a learning experience for me, even though if I go through, just for y'all, if y'all go through and it's a dark moment on the show, y'all still stand up, like, hey, man, let's cut the cameras. We need to, hey, you can't be doing that here. So I could have stood up and did that, but in my head, I didn't. So that's my learning, to respect myself and my team, cause I still could have stood up, I'm 30 years old, so I gotta take blame on.

• 13:25Ryan Clark?

  What did you learn from that about the business? Obviously, the personal interactions are what they are. But that's a business situation. And no matter what, not only is Open Thoughts a business, or the comedy show a business, Marco the brand, Marco Summers is a business. So from that standpoint, with all the attention that it got, with people truly coming to support you in the way that you were treated, what do you feel like you learned from that situation?

• 13:55Speaker 02

  Patient. Again, just learning to be able to speak up. Because I'm so chill, I'd be like, alright, it's cool. So I had to speak up. I'm the one that be able to walk away from something. And I was the one, when we in some shit, I'm like, let's go. You know, and my brothers are like, fuck that, they disrespect me. I'm like, let's leave, we can leave, we can leave. So I always had that in my head of just walking away from some stuff. You gonna have to stand up and stand on business. Like, hey, you can't be doing this.

• 14:18Ryan Clark?

  I think the thing is, though, what I get from that is, if you said you've always been like that, you stayed authentic. Right? So if I grew up with not Funny Marco, but Marco Summers, and you would have acted out or acted a certain way, I probably would have saw that as like, that's not even who he is.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  Right.

• 14:35Ryan Clark?

  Or he's changing. And so for you to handle it that way, to me, is more mature than anything. Because in a heat of a moment, and something that could have been different and got you out of character, you didn't allow it to. You know, you said your pops was a street dude. You obviously went the opposite way. I heard you were a great marijuana dealer as well.

• 14:57Speaker 02

  You said great.

• 14:57Ryan Clark?

  But you said you went the opposite way of, you said you went the opposite way of what your pops was. Like, what was your relationship like?

• 15:07Speaker 02

  It was, it was, I was young, so I just, I remember him being around in our life and picking us up, dropping us off at a girl's house. And we had his grandma, my grandma was like the best. So he always pick us up and drop us off with my grandma or his girls. So it was just that, he was really like, you know what I'm saying? He'd take us to Chuck E. Cheese and boom, no, no, tell your mama, I'm dropping you off with Stacy, you know what I'm saying? And I'm like, oh, we at Stacy's house, and Stacy giving us what she want because she love our daddy, you know what I'm saying? So then he get into it with Stacy, then with me. Me Kendra, so it was just different women that we had and then my grandma. So I feel like in our generation, they want you to be after your dad so much. I feel like that's what hurts us sometimes because I feel like when they see your dad do something, they expect you to do it. You know, and it's just like sometimes you're going to develop your own character.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  And I feel like, you know, even if y'all play ball, y'all kids play, but they're going to expect the same thing out of y'all. Sometimes you'll something might not meant to be the star, you could be a good role player, you know, but I feel like as they see who your dad is and what you come from, they's about, oh, you gotta be just like your daddy. Mm-hmm. You know, I couldn't imagine what Brian, he probably go through, like we don't expect him to be. And he might just be him, let him be him, don't put the expectation on you. And I feel like that's one thing that we do when it comes for that, like our pops. And they know that in the legacy and it's like, yeah, your daddy was a street dude, but you funny. And they used to make me feel like, you know what I'm saying, I was wrong for what I was doing because he was like, your daddy was, he used to check, your daddy, he couldn't be your daddy. So I had to learn that just being from the hood where they try to put that picture on you. Mm-hmm. For being like who they seen, where you come from.

• 16:35Fred Taylor?

  Yep, so you was in KC, you was moving packs or snacks?

• 16:39Speaker 02

  Nah, I tried selling weed one time.

• 16:41Ryan Clark?

  I just said you was a great marijuana dealer.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  Nah, I tried one time.

• 16:44Fred Taylor?

  One time?

• 16:45Speaker 02

  One time and they weren't wrong.

• 16:46Fred Taylor?

  A nickel bag?

• 16:47Speaker 02

  No, I got, I got some and, and I was trying to flip it and I made, I made less money. And I said, this ain't funny. And I needed instruction, so my, as I'm trying to get it off, I called my brother and I'm like, I, what this go like, what this go for? And I'm on the phone, a dude already like, what the fuck, like, why you on the phone? Like, you know, I'm like, let me get my prices right, so. That, yeah, I tried doing that.

• 17:12Ryan Clark?

  But see, Freddie T, I tried to give him credit as a great marijuana dealer.

• 17:15Speaker 02

  Nah, it was not great.

• 17:16Ryan Clark?

  And that's why he would like this.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  Nah, because it was, nah, that was a one and done, like he, that was one and done. I'm counting the money back and like, I ain't getting what I supposed to get. That was, that was nice.

• 17:26Fred Taylor?

  The, the T move just out, what'd you have, an eight, a, a zero?

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Y'all gonna get me.

• 17:38Fred Taylor?

  Look, obviously, he's moved on to bigger and better things.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  Nah, it wasn't even that. It was, the thing didn't start. Like, that's the thing. It was just like, I just, I just,

• 17:48Speaker 02

  if you don't know what's going on in the room, read the room. They gonna get you. Ah, okay, yeah, yeah, he go goofy.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  You know, and I just tried to get a little money, you know, just like, let me try it, you know, like. It wasn't me, and I was like, nah, that's ain't me. I'm good. Cause I don't smoke or nothing, so.

• 18:04Fred Taylor?

  It's kinda like, it's kinda like, me getting a bag from RC for a hundred, saying, Chan, here you go, eighty dollars.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  Right.

• 18:11Fred Taylor?

  Nah, I'm in the hole.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  And then you plug them. That's the thing. You my boy, I'll give you for eighty, and then you try to be nice, and then you look back like, damn. Yeah, that, that's how I was.

• 18:18Channing Crowder?

  Gotta stand on business.

• 18:20Ryan Clark?

  I'm the kingpin, though. You heard that? I'm the kingpin. The way that Freddie said it, I'm the guy.

• 18:25Channing Crowder?

  You a kingpin?

• 18:26Ryan Clark?

  Cause he said he gotta get it from me, and then sell it to you. So you the low man.

• 18:30Channing Crowder?

  Hey, you shot him a hundred?

• 18:31Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 18:31Channing Crowder?

  That ain't no kingpin.

• 18:32Fred Taylor?

  He's not the low man. He's actually the fiend.

• 18:36Channing Crowder?

  I got a hundred on me right now. What my man?

• 18:39Fred Taylor?

  That's crazy.

• 18:40Channing Crowder?

  Mark, I'm gonna ask you, man, cause when you, when you look it up, I think the, we do research, all of us do, before we have some, I don't. It, it paints you as like, a golden child. Had your mama, had your dad. You know that struggle, the single mama? Nah, you had a mama and daddy. You was a great student. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it painted you as, like, there, there's no struggle, and everybody sees the fun and all that stuff, like, you speak about your dad and what he did, you know, he was a street guy, but like, do you keep that from the, from the world?

• 19:10Speaker 02

  Nah, not necessarily that. I, now that I'm doing stand-up, I can explain my story. But before then, I just came up and I just start, you know, the thing that really got me into being a comedian is because I used to struggle in school with reading and spelling, so once I developed, like, this is who I am, and I can't spell or read, y'all can't, y'all can't fuck with me, like, cause I, you can't make fun of me or something that I'm accepting. So then that's when I started being a class clown, you know, so and that's where it came from, when it comes to like, what you battling with, and if you're insecure about it, accept it, and if you don't like it that much, change it. So I became a comedian as in school because I was a class clown, and... That was my thing, so, and that just grew me up and, you know, my mom was on Section 8 and everything, so I never really seen

• 19:51Speaker 02

  a mama get up and work and everything like that, so she was just, you know, a government, you know, mother, you know what I'm saying, and my dad was a street dude, so, and then we stayed in the complex and everybody like this, I'm just thinking this shit, this shit normal, like, you know what I'm saying, so, just me wanting more for myself, I don't even know where it came from, it's just like, I just wanted more and I started getting jobs and one thing I did, I always kept a job, but if I didn't like it, I quit. I used to lie a lot, like, I was, I used to like, my thing to get jobs, I used to put out white on the application, and I'd get in there.

• 20:20Ryan Clark?

  Marco Summers could be.

• 20:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, or Mexican.

• 20:25Ryan Clark?

  He used to put white on the application.

• 20:27Speaker 02

  He had to get me in there, because Target wouldn't hire me, and then I did that one time, and he's like, damn, hold on, what is like, this is something ain't matching up, I'm like, I'm back, I accidentally clicked it. And another thing too, I remember I used to just get jobs because I used to, uh, I fill out an application and I call and I'd be like, hey y'all, like, somebody left me a vo, like, somebody called me three times, I filled out an application and my voicemail ain't set up, so, can y'all like, pull up my application, oh, somebody called you, what's your name, and then I'll come in for an interview, so, I used to finesse my way into jobs, and I remember just always would kept a job, and I remember I worked at the water department, and I started doing videos, and that was for the city, this was the best job I had, and I started doing videos, and it was just like going viral, and I was like, you can't work for the city if you're gonna do this, so, quit your job or go out there like the comedy and do your videos, and I was like, I'mma quit.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  That was the worst shit I did at the time, because I lost everything, but I just kept going.

• 21:16Fred Taylor?

  That's crazy, listen, let's go back real quick, because Chan talked about your mom and your dad, you got a sister, right?

• 21:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I got a couple sisters, they, they, they.

• 21:24Fred Taylor?

  What about the sister you talked to Chris Brown about?

• 21:27Speaker 02

  So, look, I had, most of my interviews, I created a picture, I don't have a twin sister.

• 21:32Fred Taylor?

  So you ain't got no sister?

• 21:33Ryan Clark?

  Did you see the picture he posted?

• 21:35Speaker 02

  But once, she taller than him, the woman. I just randomly wanted to do awkward pictures with my assistant, so, and after I put them out, the roast I created, this must be a sister, so I took it and ran with it, like, okay, so I'm learning through my career, just do it, and it's gonna find a way to work for you. So that's just like, I'm learning, just do it, and it's gonna find a way to work, and it's meant to be, so, just with the pictures, I was like, okay, let's do that, and they started going viral, like, this gotta be his sister he was talking about, I'm like, oh damn, let's use that. So, that's one thing I do just in my role, just getting up and trying, and just don't be like, you know, everything ain't need a plan, you know, so, I just be getting up and doing stuff.

• 22:08Ryan Clark?

  Well, you said everything doesn't need a plan, I think. Like, everybody does this job a different way. Like, even the three of us do it differently. Which is the cool part about our show. That Fred's gonna bring something out of you. Channing will, hopefully I will. Like, that's the way we work. And we actually don't talk about it before it starts. And so you just...

• 22:28Speaker 02

  No agenda.

• 22:29Ryan Clark?

  What, huh?

• 22:29Speaker 02

  No agenda.

• 22:30Ryan Clark?

  No agenda. But for you, you said, like, going into the Herbo Southside, you had, "I wanna have this conversation and bring this moment out of them." How do you prepare for each show? Because when you sat down with Kevin, Kevin, you know, because he was, he's a comedian as well. He was like, "Marco, did you prepare for this?" You know what I mean? So when you go into these different interviews, how do you come up with? Because you are playing a role as an interviewer, but then on each and every one, you bring out something different from the people that are your guests. How do you make that decision? This is what I want?

• 23:03Speaker 02

  Reading the room. I just did, even when me doing Nicki Minaj, I went in with nothing on the paper. I was like, "I wanna read her energy and create something with me and her." Because when you have an agenda, sometimes it could go left. And some people meant to have agendas. Like, rappers like Blueface and stuff. Like, because there's so much going on around them. "Let me get this out of you, because the world wanna know." And some people, you have to watch, like, you know, what they been through. You gotta respect. So don't go too far off, because you don't wanna throw them off. Like, is he trying to, you know, play with me or go here? So, you know, that's like with y'all. Like, you said, "Y'all ain't coming in like, this's what we wanna know about him. Let's get this out of him." So, it's not like interrogation, like, when you sit down with the police and they warm you up, and they're like, "Boom, this is what we need from you." So, that's not a style of interview I like. I just like where we bring out, like, this is what we doing, this is what we standing on.

• 23:48Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying? You might cry, you might walk away laughing. You might, but our job is to bring out something new that nobody seen, you know, so...

• 23:56Channing Crowder?

  You had no idea you was about to spray all them goddamn sprays of Nicki Minaj's perfume? And when you put that goddamn chicken wing in your jacket pocket?

• 24:03Speaker 02

  Nah, and I'm...

• 24:03Channing Crowder?

  For Anthony Edwards? That was, that was all off the cuff.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was just like... And it just go and I'm like, okay, let's do this thing. One thing I'm good at is listening and thinking. So as you talking, I'm getting ready to develop the answer as you talking. It's a gift and a curse because sometimes when we got our women, we don't listen to them and it's like, I'm ready to answer because I hear you talking, but we don't listen to the full thing. So it's a gift and a curse that I got because as you talking to me and asking me a question, I'm developing an answer. And now on the other side, as I get out, you know, something and I ask Nikki about our album sales, I'm developing, okay, let me hit her with something dumb like, let's develop this. You know, like, and then boom, hit her with it. So it's developing, it's just my mind is just wandering and wandering.

• 24:43Fred Taylor?

  Is the infamous stare, is that when you're, is that the moment you're processing the next question?

• 24:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, as you talking.

• 24:50Fred Taylor?

  Kind of like how you almost looking at me right there. See, but I talk slow, so you got plenty of time to get your shit together.

• 24:57Channing Crowder?

  No, you don't talk slow, do you?

• 24:58Speaker 02

  And that's my thing with stand up. Because when I'm up there on stand up, I gotta let that moment ride it out, make it long. Don't rush the joke because I'm like, I'm giving y'all this, y'all laughing, let me get to the next one. So that's what I was dealing with. You probably seen on stage like, okay, damn, I gotta give him something else. So you have to structure that conversation and know how to use your words. And you can, you know, start using your communication. And that's one thing I had to learn, like like and but, when you said it was like but, like and, we said it a lot, but if you stop and think and just talk, it'll come out smoother.

• 25:28Ryan Clark?

  Yeah, like the other thing that people miss, and I learned this during TV, is that if you slow down, to you, you feel really slow, but to the people listening to you, you don't.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:38Ryan Clark?

  Right, and because you slow down, you can stop saying like and but, because all those things do is hold a place for you to think. You know, and so you've done a good job of just recognizing that already. You know, you mentioned the job, right? They say, okay, you gotta do this job or stop making videos. What was your worst job though? Because you said that was like the best job you had.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  My worst job was working.

• 26:04Speaker 00

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• 26:34Speaker 02

  Period? Yes. So that's why you always quit? Because you just didn't like work? The only reason I kept a job is because of my personality. And y'all probably all done seen that around everywhere, in locker rooms and all said like, like, I don't, I like, you suck at this job, but you a good person. So I was that person, like, hey, this nigga's so funny, let's just keep him around. But he ain't, he ain't shit. He can't work. And I was doing water department, like, down there in the tunnels and cutting the pipe and lifting up pipe and water. And I should have been fired the first day, like, but my personality got me so far. Because I was always just, just being me and learning how to be me. And like, yeah, I'm like, I, you know, like, I'm doing this wrong, but look, but, you know?

• 27:17Speaker 02

  And it's just like, learning your personality is one thing, and that's one thing that we don't, can't nobody teach us how to learn our personality. Right. We learn as we go and as we go through things.

• 27:27Channing Crowder?

  And, and brother, to that point, when you joke a lot, you, you from Atlanta, Roasting Joni.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  Kansas City.

• 27:33Channing Crowder?

  I'm in Kansas City, but you live in Atlanta.

• 27:35Speaker 02

  You gonna get me hurt.

• 27:35Channing Crowder?

  My bad, yeah, Kansas City. All y'all got is that big ass outside mall. That was all that's there when we went to Kansas City.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:42Channing Crowder?

  That's it, big ass outside mall. But you live in Atlanta, so I'm from Atlanta.

• 27:46Speaker 02

  Right.

• 27:46Channing Crowder?

  And it's Joni, it's Roasting. When you funny, you gotta be able to go with people. Like you said, you couldn't read and write. Well, how old was this, when you couldn't read or write?

• 27:53Speaker 02

  That's the what? First grade?

• 27:56Channing Crowder?

  Oh, that's early on, that, bro. I thought you were talking about high school.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  No, it went all the way up to high school.

• 28:00Channing Crowder?

  You couldn't read in high school?

• 28:02Speaker 02

  No, I'm, I.

• 28:03Channing Crowder?

  How can you read now?

• 28:04Speaker 02

  I'm there, I'm good there.

• 28:07Channing Crowder?

  So hey, for real, there ain't nothing on that paper. Where he's shopping.

• 28:12Speaker 02

  I made up my enemies and that's what's word, like that was my problem. Cause I didn't want to read or pick up a book. It was just like, I don't want to, I don't want to mess with it. And y'all got kids and y'all just like, you got, and my mama wasn't pressuring me to do it. So she not pressuring me to do homework then, I ain't doing it, you know? So, but it'll later on affect you. So me skipping out on that affect me. So you gotta watch what you do because you only gonna hurt yourself. So, and you know, and it's a such thing, I feel like I'm dyslexic too. Like, cause as, as I think when I read too, I be trying to create the word. So as I'm reading, I put my own word there. Cause that's just how my brain work when I think through comedy. I'm creating this, like as I'm reading, like that's not the word. Because that's, I feel like this is what the word should be. So it's something that, you know, I was dealing with.

• 28:53Channing Crowder?

  Speaking of that, I was gonna say, when you do mess with people, joke with people and all that. Cause you, we brought up Southside and Herbo, um, Blueface, you know, see? How it was edited, it seemed like he was pissed the hell off.

• 29:06Speaker 02

  Right.

• 29:07Channing Crowder?

  You did the, the pranks in Walmart where I seen you tell mama slap the fuck out of you. And the dude was like, you gonna slap the fuck out of who? Like, is, is it any real, like, have you really gotten in fights? Have you ever had?

• 29:17Speaker 02

  No, I read the energy. I read the energy. I know who to mess with, who not. Like if I seen you at Walmart, I'll do something, cause you got something to live for. You gonna be like, back up, you know? But some people really gotta get home. And some people really like, you try the wrong one, I'm ready today. Anybody can get it. So I just read the energy and I used to, I used to talk to them for a long time, warm them up. And then hit them with it, like, okay, okay, what the hell wrong with you? So that's one thing I used to do was read the energy of who I'm talking to in front of me. I wasn't reckless and it was time, I probably follow somebody around Walmart for five, 10 minutes. And be like, okay, they been on the phone, they kinda like, they, they nice. I hear him on the phone talking, they, they focused, like they, but they trying to get some.

• 29:54Channing Crowder?

  Marco, you do know that's how people get the cops called on them?

• 29:57Speaker 02

  They didn't know though. Yeah, it wasn't that. So it wasn't that.

• 30:00Channing Crowder?

  You can't just follow people around Walmart.

• 30:03Fred Taylor?

  He was picking up.

• 30:04Channing Crowder?

  Hey creepily.

• 30:05Fred Taylor?

  He's a scout.

• 30:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was just that. It was like, okay, yeah, this, you know, I'm looking and I'm shopping, you know, and it was like, okay, this is one person to get. And the gift thing is, it was just a funny moment. After it happened, it was still to do these pranks and be respectful. You know, not to hit on, not to put them in this, and that's why I created it. It's a mindset thing because your mind, you can walk away from it. When it come to conversation. So I never made somebody to feel like they gotta do something or respond to me. You know, some of my stuff, you can walk away. And sometimes people did, and that footage didn't get put out because it wouldn't work.

• 30:33Ryan Clark?

  You said, like, there was, there was a guy, you said it was an old dude that had a gun though, huh?

• 30:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that.

• 30:41Channing Crowder?

  I thought, I thought, I thought you could read the room.

• 30:43Ryan Clark?

  Yeah, you read that into it.

• 30:44Speaker 02

  He had it on.

• 30:45Channing Crowder?

  What happened?

• 30:45Speaker 02

  He was in that little thing. So when he start doing that, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, I gotta. He was in that beeper thing, one of the old schools, like, yeah, he, yeah, he was tugging for it, but thank God I got away. I'm smart enough to know when somebody do that. I don't give a care if it's not there or not. I'm gone. Like, even if you fake clutching, I'm gone. Like, you got it.

• 31:04Fred Taylor?

  Because one of these, um, one of those pranks that's got shot at in the mall or something, like in the belly? You seen that one on?

• 31:11Speaker 02

  But certain people was doing reckless things, and I had a skill to it. And that's why I feel like I got so much respected because it was so calm. And it was to a point where I do something, it's like, oh, you got my grandma. That was funny. Like, you know, like, she laughed at it afterwards. Not, you got my grandma, like, you got me fucked up, like, don't be, you know what I'm saying? So I used to be able to read the room and be like, okay, I'll talk to somebody and be like, oh, how you been at the church? And they talking about, I'm on the phone. So I used to have to think of respectful pranks and to do it the right way, you know? So it was skill, and that's my brother. He been with me from the jump. And we used to just think of how you can be respectful and still make them look like a cool fool. Like, okay, you got me. So I wasn't reckless. Like, yeah, I gotta do this. I wasn't, you know, so.

• 31:53Channing Crowder?

  So ain't no beef? Nobody you mess with?

• 31:56Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 31:56Channing Crowder?

  You cool? Blueface C, you out there for nothing?

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's good. Yeah.

• 32:00Channing Crowder?

  Oh, okay. Because that's the thing, that's like, I was, I was asking about, when you be funny, some people don't take it the right way, but I think you explained it perfectly. Like, it's not disrespectful. It's just, they understand it's funny.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that. And. Sometimes it's just like make you walk away like, oh yeah, you just threw something on me that wasn't even real, you know?

• 32:16Fred Taylor?

  Yeah.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Like, you know, even talking to Chris Brown, Chris Brown told me, he was just like, he was the only person that I wanted to sit down with for my, you know, my debut album because I love how you talk to people and I love where, how you handle your content. And it was just dope to hear that from him. And, you know, sitting down with Nicki Minaj, I gotta be doing something right to be able to, I'mma sit down with him, you know? And I had to, it's a character in me. Once I put on that suit, I go in and it's just like, okay, we about to go at it, like, you know, but it's, it's a good going at it.

• 32:43Fred Taylor?

  I guess that's my question because you've had some huge, some big, big, big names.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:48Fred Taylor?

  Do you have a, a management team or book and agent or do they reach out to you?

• 32:52Speaker 02

  DMing. Sometimes I would DM them like, hey, let's do this. Or I start up some stuff too. Like Michael B. Jordan, I was just like, y'all got a movie coming out with Michael B. Jordan and like, he like respond like, no you don't. And then it's just like starting like a narrative to get their attention. Like Nicki Minaj, I went on her live and I called her, I got some things to talk to you about. So creating a storyline too with it. And then when we sit down, that too, you know, so.

• 33:16Fred Taylor?

  Genius.

• 33:16Ryan Clark?

  It also helps though, I mean, one, that you're good at your job, you're funny and you're, you're successful and popular. You know, like if you had two followers and you weren't good at your show, they wouldn't do it. But I do want to ask you a question and this is taking it back a little bit. You know, you mentioned, you know, not loving to work or not being forced to do schoolwork, maybe being dyslexic. How much did that help your creativity though? Cause you said, sometimes I'm reading and I'm making up the words.

• 33:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:46Ryan Clark?

  How much did doing those things help you with your creativity?

• 33:50Speaker 02

  A lot. And this is giving me a curse again because sometimes I had to slow down and now I'm getting bigger. I had to take help from my team and writers and going in with an agenda. So like right now, I'm just going in and winging it. But if I put structure to it, it'd be like, let's turn it up. So now I have to understand like, I'mma get help or I'mma get people that like, oh, you should do this. And my mind was just so much on me, like I don't want to fail. So I'm only listening to me. But the bigger you get, you have to start listening to the room and listening to, let's try this and do that. And writing too, you know? So that's one thing I have to do now with stepping out of my element of how I got here and focus on how to get to the next level and take help.

• 34:28Ryan Clark?

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• 34:43Fred Taylor?

  RC, it is the new year, but it's the same, same game parlays. Look, did you see that guy that turned $5 into that big bag?

• 34:51Ryan Clark?

  Yeah.

• 34:51Fred Taylor?

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• 35:04Ryan Clark?

  And remember, take out your mobile devices, download the DraftKings Sportsbook app right now. Place a $5 bet with the promo code PIVOT. You get $150 in bonus bets instantly. Happy New Year. You know, we do shows together, like we actually get to talk, and we learn things about each other, and it was really cool. And we basically just made him everybody's emotional support pet. You know what I mean? Like, if I'm having a bad day, I want to talk to Chan, because Chan's going to make you feel better. He's going to make you laugh. He's going to make it light. You know, the same thing Freddie T, our producer, Alicia as well. And then one day, he was just saying, he's like, you know, man, sometimes like the funny dude need to be checked on too.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:44Ryan Clark?

  And he does certain things because he has certain insecurities. And you mentioned that. What are your insecurities now as you become more public? Because now people pick you apart differently. Do you still feel certain things and you're like, okay, this is something I have to get over, or I'm not comfortable with this part of myself?

• 36:03Speaker 02

  It's a lot. And like even being able to like at the airport, and if I'm running slow or going through something, and people like, let's take a picture or doing this, and I'm not in a good mood, I have to, you know, I feel like I gotta cater to them, because you need people. The farther you get, and you can't get away from them. So I feel like I have to control my feelings and understand that this is the one moment for them that they run into me, so give them what they want. And that's my thing, where it's like when I run into somebody, I feel like I gotta make them smile, I gotta make them laugh. So I'm like, when I see them, I gotta do something to lead them. Like, he actually, you know, like, he got it. Like, that's who he is in life, because it is. So that's the thing that I have to learn too, because sometimes... You know, it's gonna get to a point where I can't do that.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  And then I'm like, damn, I'm so used to, you know, stopping to take pictures and then, you know, we have festivals and I'm like, let me get with them, let me get this, let me do this. And they're like, you know, they support me, so I have to, I feel like I gotta touch everybody that want, that support me.

• 36:58Channing Crowder?

  There's another thing we was talk, we talked about before. Well, like, when you could crank up, like you say, you having a bad day, arguing with your lady, whatever it is, and you see that person come out the bathroom and just start smiling when they see your face, because you done made them laugh for years.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:11Channing Crowder?

  And you could crank up, and you can go, you get that energy all of a sudden, and you could just be, you know what I'm saying, you can be Funny Marco again. You only gotta just be Marco, you can be Funny Marco.

• 37:19Speaker 02

  Right.

• 37:20Channing Crowder?

  I feel as if, and I've, I've heard, is if you crank up more for your fans than you do for your loved ones.

• 37:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:29Channing Crowder?

  You take so much energy away to impress them that you get home and you dead, like,

• 37:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:35Channing Crowder?

  we want Funny Marco at home, too.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:37Channing Crowder?

  Do you feel, do you feel that happen?

• 37:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel that way, yeah. And I just, it's hibernating, I'll be in that room. And you're right, that's funny that you say that, and I had to, I'm actually looking into going into therapy just to be able to, you know, help me in. Just learn to talk to somebody, you know what I'm saying? So, it's a job that, where we from, when you hear therapy, it's like you're in trouble or something wrong with you, but it's okay to probably just do it.

• 38:00Channing Crowder?

  Ooh.

• 38:02Speaker 02

  You got Boo Boo?

• 38:04Channing Crowder?

  Went to the bathroom.

• 38:05Speaker 02

  Y'all got it? Okay, he did a Rick Ross thing.

• 38:07Channing Crowder?

  No, I'm gonna get my, my Funny Marco. Bro, I'm a fan, you see I'm quoting all this shit you do.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  No, no, no, R C ain't got no. You got personality.

• 38:14Channing Crowder?

  I'm a huge fan.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  Nah, you got personality.

• 38:18Channing Crowder?

  Why do none of your hats ever fit?

• 38:21Speaker 02

  There's things I go through. I just be going through a lot when it comes to my grandma, she passed away. So, it's a lot on my mind, so I don't wanna focus it.

• 38:32Channing Crowder?

  And that makes your hair grow.

• 38:36Channing Crowder?

  And you never buy a hat that could fit the growth?

• 38:39Speaker 02

  Nah, because I'm going through stuff.

• 38:41Channing Crowder?

  And it keeps growing?

• 38:42Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. And sometimes I just think about, if you're homeless, why not rob a bank? Because if you get away with it, you can get the money, but if you get caught, you gotta home.

• 38:54Channing Crowder?

  You do this shit too, you gotta put your fam.

• 39:00Channing Crowder?

  Do you pull women? Like, I can't see it.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  Do I get women?

• 39:08Speaker 02

  Uh, I think my personality do. And some women just look past my looks. They understand that I'm a good person.

• 39:18Speaker 02

  And I just think about them. To get a woman, make a woman love herself, she gonna love you.

• 39:23Fred Taylor?

  What the fuck is this?

• 39:29Fred Taylor?

  That's the hat he was talking about. What are you doing, bro?

• 39:34Ryan Clark?

  I'm interviewing Marco.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  You look homeless. Damn. But you look clean homeless.

• 39:42Ryan Clark?

  Did your mama tell you to talk to people like that?

• 39:44Speaker 02

  Well, she didn't.

• 39:46Ryan Clark?

  She didn't?

• 39:46Speaker 02

  No.

• 39:47Ryan Clark?

  It's not nice?

• 39:48Speaker 02

  I know.

• 39:50Ryan Clark?

  Speaking of your mom...

• 39:51Speaker 02

  Anybody ever told you you look like Ray J?

• 39:53Ryan Clark?

  Like who?

• 39:53Speaker 02

  Ray J.

• 39:56Ryan Clark?

  Wait a minute.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  That's his song.

• 39:58Ryan Clark?

  It's a great song.

• 40:01Ryan Clark?

  When you were growing up, did you ever see this man coming out of your house?

• 40:10Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure if he was around, my mama would have... I can say what I want to say.

• 40:14Ryan Clark?

  Yeah.

• 40:14Speaker 02

  She would have fucked him.

• 40:17Ryan Clark?

  Do you ever talk to him now?

• 40:19Speaker 02

  He got bigger now.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  That's not the same one from Love and Basketball.

• 40:24Ryan Clark?

  It is.

• 40:25Speaker 02

  No, he bigger now.

• 40:27Ryan Clark?

  And they said he raising Kane and daddy too?

• 40:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:31Ryan Clark?

  On the show?

• 40:31Speaker 02

  People used to say I look like him.

• 40:35Ryan Clark?

  I just asked, did you ever see him?

• 40:38Ryan Clark?

  Him?

• 40:42Speaker 02

  Why don't you have a picture or a seal?

• 40:46Ryan Clark?

  Because I didn't want to make fun of your skin.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  It's me. You can't make fun of what's on me.

• 40:52Ryan Clark?

  But your sister got better skin than you?

• 40:55Speaker 02

  No, because I got tough skin.

• 40:58Ryan Clark?

  Oh, it's tough?

• 41:01Ryan Clark?

  Can I ask you a question?

• 41:02Speaker 02

  You just did.

• 41:06Ryan Clark?

  Another one?

• 41:08Speaker 02

  You can.

• 41:11Ryan Clark?

  We all know that Michelle Obama is married to the former president.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 41:19Ryan Clark?

  Now...

• 41:21Ryan Clark?

  But what's her first husband's full name?

• 41:28Speaker 00

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• 41:58Speaker 02

  I don't really pay attention to married women. I respect them.

• 42:02Ryan Clark?

  Why?

• 42:03Speaker 02

  Because they married.

• 42:06Ryan Clark?

  But she was the first lady.

• 42:09Speaker 02

  My first lady was my grandma.

• 42:14Ryan Clark?

  I have another question.

• 42:17Ryan Clark?

  What are...

• 42:19Speaker 02

  You can't read either?

• 42:22Ryan Clark?

  A Christmas tree's favorite treats?

• 42:26Speaker 02

  Candy canes?

• 42:28Ryan Clark?

  Ornaments.

• 42:34Fred Taylor?

  Ornaments. Ornaments.

• 42:36Ryan Clark?

  Ornaments.

• 42:36Channing Crowder?

  Oh, M-I-N-T.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  That's a good one.

• 42:40Ryan Clark?

  Thank you.

• 42:40Fred Taylor?

  I'll be getting back to this podcast.

• 42:43Channing Crowder?

  You be wearing them?

• 42:45Speaker 02

  Them are comfortable.

• 42:47Fred Taylor?

  That's what I tried to say.

• 42:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:49Fred Taylor?

  I hate it on a New Balance.

• 42:51Ryan Clark?

  I got one more question.

• 42:52Speaker 02

  Just go ahead.

• 42:54Ryan Clark?

  Were you sad when Usher didn't want to put a baby in your sister?

• 43:02Speaker 02

  Uh-uh. I was sad when he hugged Kiki Palmer.

• 43:07Ryan Clark?

  When he what?

• 43:08Speaker 02

  Hugged Kiki Palmer, because that's my crush.

• 43:11Ryan Clark?

  You think Kiki Palmer would like me?

• 43:13Speaker 02

  No. You're not her type. Your jester off.

• 43:19Ryan Clark?

  I what?

• 43:20Speaker 02

  Your jester is off.

• 43:23Ryan Clark?

  I think you like my outfit?

• 43:24Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 43:27Ryan Clark?

  I got it from a guy that do my favorite show. He dressed like this.

• 43:32Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. What do you do for a living?

• 43:35Ryan Clark?

  I don't like work.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  Right.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  So, do you feel like you're better than everybody in the room?

• 43:41Ryan Clark?

  Yes.

• 43:42Speaker 02

  Why?

• 43:44Ryan Clark?

  Cause I don't care about everybody else in the room.

• 43:47Speaker 02

  Right.

• 43:48Ryan Clark?

  It's about me.

• 43:49Speaker 02

  It is. You know how far that's gonna go?

• 43:53Ryan Clark?

  It was far enough to get you here.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  You didn't get me here.

• 43:58Ryan Clark?

  Yes, I did.

• 43:59Speaker 02

  Oh, you didn't?

• 44:00Ryan Clark?

  Yes, I did. You're here.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  I'm starting to cry because I feel like so much. It's hard to talk to you. I can smell it from here.

• 44:11Ryan Clark?

  Smell what?

• 44:17Channing Crowder?

  Where in the fuck did you get the stone face from? Where did you get the stone face from? But that shit's funny.

• 44:23Speaker 02

  What is? Not really crying. It's really, he terrible.

• 44:26Channing Crowder?

  He's terrible.

• 44:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it just hurt that you tried to impress me and it didn't go good.

• 44:32Fred Taylor?

  You crying, Brad?

• 44:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:34Fred Taylor?

  Wait.

• 44:34Ryan Clark?

  I wasn't trying to.

• 44:35Fred Taylor?

  Wait, wait, time.

• 44:35Ryan Clark?

  I wasn't trying to impress you.

• 44:37Fred Taylor?

  Marco 2.0. Let me, what, what, what's under your, uh, blazer? You gotta be tougher than that. Fifty.

• 44:45Speaker 02

  No, I'm just mad that I, yeah, he had one job and he didn't fucking do it.

• 44:50Ryan Clark?

  I did it to the best of my ability.

• 44:51Speaker 02

  No, that was not the best. I'm fucked up.

• 44:53Fred Taylor?

  He got on the, he got on the G when it take top on dude.

• 44:58Channing Crowder?

  It's the only take tops I wear. I wasn't gonna go buy one of the raggedy white ones he wears. We done had people crying in this show before.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  For real, though?

• 45:08Channing Crowder?

  We got Marco crying because he's so upset.

• 45:11Speaker 02

  Did I suck?

• 45:14Fred Taylor?

  He cried on the spot. We need to hurt Kevin Hart. Where you at? I ain't no more patience. He cried on the spot. He's a natural. God damn.

• 45:24Ryan Clark?

  I thought I tried.

• 45:25Channing Crowder?

  He tried.

• 45:26Ryan Clark?

  I tried. I'm a football player. I'm not the friggin' actor.

• 45:29Fred Taylor?

  You did good, brother. I love the hat.

• 45:31Ryan Clark?

  Hey, the thing is this too, he funny as hell. Like, I couldn't hold it.

• 45:34Fred Taylor?

  Where you get the whole outfit from?

• 45:36Ryan Clark?

  I bought it.

• 45:37Fred Taylor?

  Where you get the jacket, the blazer from?

• 45:39Ryan Clark?

  Old Navy.

• 45:40Fred Taylor?

  Oh, boy.

• 45:40Speaker 02

  Have you ever been upset about your Madden rating?

• 45:44Ryan Clark?

  No, not at all.

• 45:45Speaker 02

  You never paid attention to it?

• 45:46Ryan Clark?

  No.

• 45:47Speaker 02

  You was never insecure about that?

• 45:48Ryan Clark?

  No.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  I never started you.

• 45:50Ryan Clark?

  That's cool. I ain't tripping.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  I just wanted to let you know.

• 45:54Ryan Clark?

  Oh, that don't bother me at all.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. I'm still a fan though.

• 45:57Ryan Clark?

  I appreciate it.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:58Ryan Clark?

  Yeah, I mean, you never, you lucky you never started to get somebody to cut your hair right.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  Ah, it's, I've been going through it with that.

• 46:05Ryan Clark?

  Yeah, like.

• 46:06Speaker 02

  It's going, yeah.

• 46:07Ryan Clark?

  Yeah.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  Hopefully I should start going to your barber and get fucked up too.

• 46:11Ryan Clark?

  Nah, you ain't gonna do that. And we got different faces.

• 46:14Speaker 02

  Nah, I'm talking about this.

• 46:15Ryan Clark?

  Yeah, I'm cool with that. I'm forty-four, you thirty.

• 46:19Speaker 02

  Then I look forty-four, right?

• 46:21Ryan Clark?

  Older.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:22Ryan Clark?

  Yeah, you Stephen A, y'all.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  I'm going through it.

• 46:25Ryan Clark?

  Y'all should.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  My body older than my age.

• 46:27Ryan Clark?

  That's alright. Why don't you, why don't you have furniture in your house?

• 46:32Speaker 02

  'Cause I don't know what the hell I wanna sit on.

• 46:35Ryan Clark?

  But on the real though, like, what's that?

• 46:36Speaker 02

  I don't know what I wanna sit on.

• 46:38Ryan Clark?

  Alright, can, can we get, can we get Marco, yeah, can we get the other Marco back? That was doing the interview with Pivot?

• 46:45Speaker 02

  I'm here now.

• 46:48Ryan Clark?

  It's like somebody jumped in his body. He done turned on.

• 46:51Speaker 02

  He done flipped.

• 46:52Ryan Clark?

  No, for real though, I do wanna ask though, man, like, you bought your first crib.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  I don't know what, I don't know what to sit on, honestly.

• 46:57Ryan Clark?

  Not about that though, but like, the feeling of it, like, you're, you're a girl dad and now, you know, your babies have somewhere to go that you earned, that, that, whether it was being funny, the dude that couldn't keep a job, the dude that couldn't read, has gotten himself to the point where he can now purchase his own home. The mom that was on Section Eight, the pops that was in the street, you know what I mean? Like, we had D1 on and he said, "Thank God I don't look like what I've been through."

• 47:29Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:30Ryan Clark?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 47:31Speaker 02

  I look like what I've been through.

• 47:34Ryan Clark?

  But like, for real, like, just to get to that point and be able to, you know what I'm saying, to do that, man, it's an amazing accomplishment. Do you ever sit back right now and think, you know, "I've come a long way"? Or do you feel like you have so much more to go, it's not time to reflect on that yet?

• 47:51Speaker 02

  I always keep going. So I haven't gotten to enjoy the moment yet because if I would've been like that, I probably wouldn't be where I'm at now. So I feel like it's gonna be a moment, and I feel like that moment is when I get that red carpet debut and people are going to go see me at a movie theater. So I'm like, "Yeah, this it." So I got a goal in my head that I wanna reach, even if it's a Tubi movie. I got it.

• 48:14Channing Crowder?

  And that's the, that's the future. That's what 2024, we at the end of the year, 2024, that's what it is for Marcos is the.

• 48:21Speaker 02

  Debut.

• 48:21Channing Crowder?

  Is the debut in that movie.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  Yeah. That Michael B. Jordan moment.

• 48:25Channing Crowder?

  Yeah.

• 48:26Speaker 02

  Like Creed moment.

• 48:27Channing Crowder?

  But you got so much, but you got the stand-up going.

• 48:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:29Channing Crowder?

  You got to stand up, you gonna stay, you gonna stay doing your videos.

• 48:32Speaker 02

  But that's elective, so that's when people come and see it and they enjoy that, but I want to be able to touch the world where it's like, I gotta hear about that, I gotta go see it now, you know? So the stand-up is limited where everybody can't get in there, you know? So once you be able to touch that room, I mean, I don't trust him.

• 48:51Channing Crowder?

  You don't trust him?

• 48:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 48:53Fred Taylor?

  What size of those shoes are she?

• 48:57Fred Taylor?

  What size of those fucking shoes, bruh?

• 48:59Speaker 02

  I want to get your flyers too, y'all, y'all. Y'all like the bootleg version of Wallow and Gilly.

• 49:07Channing Crowder?

  He bootleg Wallow and Gilly?

• 49:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I enjoy it.

• 49:11Fred Taylor?

  So keep this, so keep it right there, because I want to get somebody else their flowers, and you made me think of them. So Ocho and Unc got Nightcap, right? And the new show is taking, it's crazy. They was just talking about, well, Ocho and Unc, they was talking about eating booty.

• 49:27Speaker 02

  Right.

• 49:29Fred Taylor?

  You had Sukiana on your show.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  Right.

• 49:31Fred Taylor?

  And she be talking about the opposite of what they talk about.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 49:35Fred Taylor?

  Eating booty.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  Right.

• 49:37Fred Taylor?

  What side of the fence is funny, Marco? I just want to know where you at, because this is really, this is a Channing question.

• 49:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:43Fred Taylor?

  I be chilling.

• 49:44Channing Crowder?

  I'm looking like you, bro.

• 49:44Fred Taylor?

  I'm like you, I observe everything.

• 49:47Speaker 02

  I do, uh-huh.

• 49:47Fred Taylor?

  Right?

• 49:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:49Fred Taylor?

  Because there are some kind of connections in there.

• 49:52Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 49:53Fred Taylor?

  You know what I'm saying? What you eating?

• 49:55Speaker 02

  Nah, that's hair, I don't know, this stuff, I'm phoning now, I'm trying to figure out where you going with this.

• 49:59Fred Taylor?

  What side of the fence are you on, bro?

• 50:02Speaker 02

  Wait, uh, I'm old school, I'm a 90s baby, so I done made it far with just.

• 50:07Fred Taylor?

  But 90s baby's freaky, because it was a lot of drugs in the street.

• 50:11Speaker 02

  I ask what they doing now.

• 50:12Fred Taylor?

  There's a lot of drugs in the streets now in the 90s.

• 50:14Speaker 02

  Doing now, like my mama lay down to have me, like she got here from the front to have me.

• 50:21Channing Crowder?

  Mark, how you know that?

• 50:23Speaker 02

  I was there. I got shot in there.

• 50:29Channing Crowder?

  You remember conception?

• 50:31Speaker 02

  It wasn't back shots. It was straightforward. Penetration. Is that how you say it?

• 50:35Channing Crowder?

  Penetration?

• 50:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:37Channing Crowder?

  Nah, but seriously though.

• 50:39Speaker 02

  So I'm good with just penetration. Just from the front, one-on-one contact.

• 50:45Speaker 02

  You trust me now? Yeah, that's you.

• 50:47Channing Crowder?

  Okay, bet.

• 50:50Channing Crowder?

  You're some big ass New Balance though.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel like I'm old, so I'm a... I'm not, you know? Like, all of us grew up around a time where we needed phones, house phones and all that, you know? Like, it's like we really old.

• 51:05Channing Crowder?

  Right.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Definitely him, but I'm just saying like we actually are adjusting to the world. And I know when we getting old.

• 51:12Channing Crowder?

  Yeah. But with that adjustment though, I just, I jump in Fred's conversation though. With adjustment though, you gotta keep up, too. Sometimes you gotta do some wild shit.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  And I sell some.

• 51:22Channing Crowder?

  You gotta keep, you gotta do whatever, whatever, whatever's clever, you know what I'm saying? If somebody wanna do some wild freaky shit, I'm in.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  It depends if you locked in with them.

• 51:31Channing Crowder?

  Yeah, see, I've been married for 13 years.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  So you been doing that freaky shit?

• 51:35Channing Crowder?

  Yeah.

• 51:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got to.

• 51:37Channing Crowder?

  So you whipped cream cherry and strawberry? We just got a John, a paddle boat with your feet paddle boat for Christmas for the kids.

• 51:45Speaker 02

  And that's why I said people not satisfied. I actually went into the sex store one time. There's so much stuff in there.

• 51:50Channing Crowder?

  Yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  It's like, god damn, like what, like why do y'all need all this? It's over a thousand items in there to get nastier and nastier.

• 51:57Channing Crowder?

  Yeah. One thing I couldn't do, they got these beads.

• 52:00Speaker 02

  You got whipped before?

• 52:01Channing Crowder?

  You jammed, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Wow, he a freaky dude.

• 52:04Channing Crowder?

  But I wasn't, it wasn't me getting beat. I was playing a role of, you know, somebody bad though. I was a bad man. I snuck in the house.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:12Channing Crowder?

  And she caught me, and I'm like, don't call the police, don't call the police. Yeah, they know, they know, they know.

• 52:17Speaker 02

  And you just went in.

• 52:18Channing Crowder?

  Fleed the kids too. I'm about to say, I can't wait. I bought the paddle boat for my children. Only thing I can think about when I'm looking at it in the garage, waiting to put it out Christmas Eve, is I can't wait to get my wife on that paddle boat in the middle of that lake. Give her pure D hell.

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Are you gonna still be paddling? I don't know what's gonna happen, cuz I've never had sex on a paddle boat, but I'ma show that paddle boat who's boss. You don't care about like, anything getting out, footage? Of me? Yeah. Ah, I don't care, I give, I, shit, that's impressive, that, I'm impressing them. You're welcome almost, if footage gets out, it's your, it's your welcome to the world.

• 52:51Fred Taylor?

  But ten.

• 52:52Speaker 02

  Cuz people don't know how to really throw no, throw no meat no more.

• 52:54Fred Taylor?

  But, that's, that's my question.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  So what age y'all get out of like, alright, I need to lay back on sex, cuz I know y'all there, right?

• 53:00Fred Taylor?

  Nah.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  What you mean, there as in? Like, I just like, I, I ain't who I used to be.

• 53:06Fred Taylor?

  This, this is the thing, what do you run?

• 53:08Speaker 02

  What you mean, what do you mean you not who you used to be? You're only thirty. On the average, how much should you have sex a week? Or do y'all, like now, when it comes to it, like? You said you've changed, so tell me what's the difference in your change? Cuz thirty is young to have had to make that change. I, I got probably, three times a week, ain't me? Three times a week? As opposed to just spreading it out, three times a week, that's it. So you used to do it more than three times a week? Yeah, cuz I was homeless, so I had to fuck to have a house to stay. So every girl I talked to had a home, and I had to, I had to do it right to be able to spend night at our house and use our car. So, and then when she catch on, I had to go to the next one.

• 53:48Fred Taylor?

  What do you run a mile then?

• 53:50Speaker 02

  I wouldn't really, I do long distance, I take my time.

• 53:54Fred Taylor?

  Like, how, how fast? Like if you had to run fast?

• 53:57Speaker 02

  Nah, I can't, I don't keep up with them.

• 53:59Fred Taylor?

  So, if you, any, anything outside of nine minutes?

• 54:02Speaker 02

  It's not me.

• 54:03Fred Taylor?

  You ain't, you ain't fucking that.

• 54:04Speaker 02

  Nah, cuz I, I always scoped them out, who had, I go to a girl's house, I see the apartment, scope out the car, and I tell myself I can see myself living here. And I do my thing to get in. And it always worked. Do you, do you adjust based on size of the house and model of the car? It was apartments a lot, I was in the hood, so, it was, you know, it was, I had a lot of Hyundai's, Impalas. Impalas are nice. Yeah, they was good back then, yeah. So, but the women now, I, I went back and I, the ones I did was such, I gave them some money, like, I appreciate you for giving me a home to stay, so I have blessed them, like, you know? And that's why I get back a lot now, because I used to get, you know? I think it's different, what you're saying.

• 54:46Fred Taylor?

  You already paid them.

• 54:49Channing Crowder?

  You paid him in meat. You don't need to pay him a gun.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  No, no, it's something like when you use somebody's car and bring it back on eat, like you just, like that was me, that was just wrong.

• 54:57Channing Crowder?

  Yeah.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:58Channing Crowder?

  Yeah. I'd say it never slow down, brother.

• 55:01Ryan Clark?

  Hey, wasn't Gillie talking about people like him? Gillie did a whole post about people like him. That get to just stay in the chick house just to lay meat down.

• 55:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was me.

• 55:09Ryan Clark?

  That, that don't do no work.

• 55:10Speaker 02

  I was a good step daddy too. When they had kids, I used to bring them toys first. When I come over, I buy them a toy. And I'd be like, yeah, like, you know what I'm saying? What do you like? And I'm at Walmart, I spent my last thirty dollars getting them an action figure. And that thirty dollars was an investment.

• 55:24Ryan Clark?

  Into you being able to live there.

• 55:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, and be a good step daddy.

• 55:27Fred Taylor?

  But you had to buy her a toy too?

• 55:29Speaker 02

  No, no, no, just a kid. And if my daddy was alive, I didn't fuck with it because I couldn't fight.

• 55:35Fred Taylor?

  Damn. So you ever run into any Chiefs out there?

• 55:38Speaker 02

  Other than what?

• 55:39Fred Taylor?

  Chief players.

• 55:40Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm locked in with a lot. It's a tough season, but we're going to the Super Bowl. Yeah, I'm trying to get, I'm trying to want to sit down with Patrick Mahomes.

• 55:47Fred Taylor?

  Not Travis?

• 55:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, him too.

• 55:49Fred Taylor?

  Yeah?

• 55:50Speaker 02

  And, uh, what's his name? Tony. I want to sit down with Tony.

• 55:53Fred Taylor?

  Tony?

• 55:54Ryan Clark?

  Kaderius Tony.

• 55:55Speaker 02

  He been dropping a lot.

• 55:56Fred Taylor?

  Oh, wow.

• 55:57Ryan Clark?

  When, when, I don't think though, you're sort of interviewing and the way you interact with people would work well with Kaderius at this moment.

• 56:09Ryan Clark?

  You know, like he's, he, he might be a little high strung at this time.

• 56:12Speaker 02

  It's called, it's energy.

• 56:14Fred Taylor?

  Only real Chiefs fans want to worry about, talk about the drops. Everybody else in the world want to talk about Travis and Taylor. What you think about Taylor, Swift?

• 56:24Speaker 02

  I think he probably regret just exposing that. There's a lot going on. I feel like if he could, he'd take it back and just keep it low key.

• 56:33Ryan Clark?

  Ain't no keeping it low key with one of the most famous women in the world.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  It, it's a way he could, if he could take it back from once they announced it, I think he would.

• 56:41Ryan Clark?

  But if you had, any girl you were dating and if you were serious about her.

• 56:45Speaker 02

  Kiki Palmer.

• 56:46Ryan Clark?

  If, if you were dating Kiki Palmer. Right, right. You and Kiki Palmer are a thing. You would tell Kiki Palmer she couldn't come to your comedy show?

• 56:54Speaker 02

  I know, but you're gonna, it's, wear somebody else's jersey to throw it off.

• 57:00Ryan Clark?

  So you think Taylor Swift should wear Kadaria's Tony jersey? But Patrick Mahomes is already married. She should just wear the jersey.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  I'm a fan of Patrick Mahomes and I'm cool with his wife.

• 57:10Ryan Clark?

  And then now Travis don't have to... But I think immediately people would say, Patrick should hook Taylor up with Travis, so then it would become a thing.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  No, that ain't my type. I don't do that.

• 57:22Ryan Clark?

  How can you say that's not his type, though?

• 57:24Speaker 02

  You would have to, that's the impression that you have to give off.

• 57:28Channing Crowder?

  And it would be believable, because Kelsey would have thick black woman and got with a little skinny white girl. He could have thrown off if he was with that black girl.

• 57:34Speaker 02

  It's a good part, it's all about personality.

• 57:37Ryan Clark?

  Nah, it's not.

• 57:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, it is, because nowadays you gotta get with somebody that love theyself.

• 57:42Ryan Clark?

  I agree. But you gotta be physically attractive.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  Some people don't know how to love theyself yet, and we don't know.

• 57:48Ryan Clark?

  So, you seem like a guy that just lives the best he can.

• 57:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:53Ryan Clark?

  And does what he does in the best way possible. Do you have any New Year's resolutions, though?

• 58:05Speaker 02

  I can say...

• 58:06Channing Crowder?

  Kiki Palmer.

• 58:07Speaker 02

  I won't.

• 58:08Channing Crowder?

  Kiki Palmer. Say it.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  My inner almost told on myself, but I can't do that. So I tell y'all, I have camera, but I gotta change.

• 58:19Speaker 02

  I can't expose that.

• 58:20Ryan Clark?

  You live your life for the world.

• 58:22Speaker 02

  I do.

• 58:24Ryan Clark?

  Okay, well, how about this, then? We'll go back. What did you think was your biggest pivot? The thing you did?

• 58:37Channing Crowder?

  He thirsty.

• 58:43Channing Crowder?

  Symbiotica got him right.

• 58:58Speaker 02

  It was good talking to y'all, man.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  He hate dude, man.

• 59:12Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  I was too comfortable with y'all. I was about to speak.

• 59:19Speaker 02

  I was about to speak. That's what you're here for, to speak. Yeah, nah, some stuff I just can't. That's what the pivot is about. Nah, cuz that's what it gets you. You get on the interviews and then you get comfortable like y'all. You warm you up and then I'm getting text messages like, "What the fuck is this?"

• 59:35Fred Taylor?

  That's, that's the show.

• 59:35Speaker 02

  I even, I bought a jacket for you. Yeah, you did. I like it. You done do a good job.

• 59:40Fred Taylor?

  See, but that's, that's the pivot though. That's the show.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  Mark, I kinda did a good job, like a little bit. No, no, you, you did your thing.

• 59:48Fred Taylor?

  You know you did good.

• 59:49Speaker 02

  I can't be no comedian. Nah, you're not a comedian. Oh, you cried. I thought it was cool. Nah, you did a good job with the image.

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