Ep 642 - Popstar Halftime (feat. SWIM)

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• 0:00Matt McCusker?

  Wow, wow, Wes.

• 0:02Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 0:02Matt McCusker?

  Hey, what's going on?

• 0:03Speaker 01

  What's going on, guys?

• 0:04Matt McCusker?

  What's up, dude?

• 0:04Speaker 01

  How are you?

• 0:05Matt McCusker?

  I'm excited.

• 0:06Matt McCusker?

  Pretty good.

• 0:07Matt McCusker?

  I'm excited. I just, I'm excited to do a podcast.

• 0:09Speaker 01

  I love podcasting.

• 0:10Matt McCusker?

  Podcasting.

• 0:10Matt McCusker?

  I'm getting really into it.

• 0:11Speaker 01

  You know what? When I looked over and I noticed this hockey stick behind you, why don't you pick that thing up?

• 0:15Matt McCusker?

  I don't fuck with hockey, dude.

• 0:16Speaker 01

  Just pick it up. You're not gonna believe how light an NHL stick is.

• 0:20Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 0:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:24Matt McCusker?

  Yo.

• 0:24Speaker 01

  Damn. You really, you really gave it an effort.

• 0:27Matt McCusker?

  What are they?

• 0:29Matt McCusker?

  It's the most athletic thing I've done. You want me to swing?

• 0:31Matt McCusker?

  What are they, what are they making them with?

• 0:36Matt McCusker?

  What? It's gotta be graphite.

• 0:40Matt McCusker?

  Sheesh.

• 0:40Matt McCusker?

  You hitting the ice? Bro, we should get some street hockey going for real.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  This is a souvenir.

• 0:45Matt McCusker?

  That's nice. Who's stick?

• 0:46Speaker 01

  Uh, TJ Oshie.

• 0:48Matt McCusker?

  Yo. You been digging on that? Have you digged on?

• 0:51Speaker 01

  I dig a little. I dig a little. I was more of a goalkeeper myself. I was a bit of a tender.

• 0:54Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 0:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was a tendy.

• 0:56Matt McCusker?

  Who's the Texas hockey team?

• 0:57Speaker 01

  I was a netminder.

• 0:58Matt McCusker?

  You know, Dow Stars.

• 0:59Matt McCusker?

  Dow Stars?

• 1:00Matt McCusker?

  You were a goalie in hockey?

• 1:02Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03Matt McCusker?

  Did you play hockey?

• 1:03Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:04Matt McCusker?

  Street hockey?

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Played street hockey. We had, we had six set up, two sets of full pads, two nice nets.

• 1:10Matt McCusker?

  That's nice.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Great. Full pad goalies in street hockey was wonderful.

• 1:14Matt McCusker?

  That's pretty crazy. Yeah, we, we would play, me, my older cousin and my cousin Pat, my same age, and they would just make us fight, like, yo, fight each other right now.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  He would drop the gloves.

• 1:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:23Speaker 01

  And then kids, older brothers, th- there's one family who had all the gear, actually played hockey, so they were actually nasty.

• 1:29Matt McCusker?

  Blades or sneakers?

• 1:31Speaker 01

  Blades.

• 1:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:32Speaker 01

  And then, uh, little brothers could do sneakers.

• 1:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  And, uh, my, my hockey dreams left when the smallest little brother just rolled the ball on the ground. Couldn't, there's nothing I could do to stop it, dude. Couldn't get down.

• 1:45Matt McCusker?

  Oh, right between, what's that hole called?

• 1:47Speaker 01

  It's the five hole.

• 1:47Matt McCusker?

  Five hole.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:48Matt McCusker?

  Were you going on blades?

• 1:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:50Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  Dude, we were dead serious about it. It was so fun. I had a fucking hockey mask.

• 1:55Matt McCusker?

  Was this like one summer of fun or like this went on for years?

• 1:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:58Matt McCusker?

  That's awesome.

• 1:59Speaker 01

  We would get after it.

• 2:00Matt McCusker?

  I remember, I do remember one specific game where I was like, oh, guys, my blades are busted. Mind if I just play my sneaks? And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, just cutting them up.

• 2:07Speaker 01

  I, I remember one time, I think I was in like sixth grade, maybe, coming home, tell my dad, be like, God, I gotta be honest with you. I think I'm gonna be a hockey player, not football. And he was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 2:20Matt McCusker?

  You're kicking it.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  You're gonna play, and he was also just like, Shane, you're an offensive lineman, you're playing football.

• 2:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 2:26Speaker 01

  And I was like, Dad, you don't understand my dreams.

• 2:29Matt McCusker?

  If you have a hockey kid, it's like flights, it's like fucking, a million dollars worth of gear.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  But you do get fucked up with the other parents at hotels.

• 2:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 2:38Speaker 01

  Travel hockey does rip.

• 2:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 2:40Speaker 01

  I have witnessed it. You see it, you see it when we're on the road.

• 2:43Matt McCusker?

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  Uh, there's nothing makes me more jealous than seeing like a travel baseball or hockey families in the hotel.

• 2:49Matt McCusker?

  And the kids are like, are to themselves, yeah.

• 2:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  Parents just get wasted.

• 2:53Matt McCusker?

  I guess it's worth it.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:54Matt McCusker?

  That would be fun.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  That's where the, just to get you two excited about, that's where the cuckoldry and swinging gets involved.

• 2:59Matt McCusker?

  What's cuckoldry and swing?

• 3:00Speaker 01

  You know exactly.

• 3:02Matt McCusker?

  You're saying on the road.

• 3:03Matt McCusker?

  You're saying that hockey dads are cucks? Damn.

• 3:06Speaker 01

  I'm saying, I'm saying they're not afraid to.

• 3:09Matt McCusker?

  They're not afraid to test the boundaries.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  There's some drama within the community.

• 3:11Matt McCusker?

  Oh, damn.

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Pretty often.

• 3:12Matt McCusker?

  I didn't know there was an overlap there.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean.

• 3:15Matt McCusker?

  I didn't know the lifestyle overlaps with the lifestyle.

• 3:17Speaker 01

  The lifestyle, hockey moms and hockey dads go to the hotel bar, have a couple glasses of wine.

• 3:22Matt McCusker?

  And start mixing it up.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  You go, Frank couldn't make it on this trip. It's just the hockey mom. Hockey dad goes, you know, I got divorced. You know, my wife died in that Zimboni accident.

• 3:35Matt McCusker?

  This is all news to me, dude.

• 3:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that could be bar culture, though. Bar culture.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  It is bar culture, but.

• 3:41Matt McCusker?

  Adult drinking culture.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  It is the same families going on the same trips.

• 3:43Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, it's, yeah, they're getting.

• 3:45Speaker 01

  A bit of a rapport.

• 3:46Matt McCusker?

  And you're getting exposed, you know? The husbands and out showing, and this guy's like, oh.

• 3:51Matt McCusker?

  Couple beers.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  I can't believe you didn't make the trip.

• 3:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  You looked beautiful tonight.

• 3:56Matt McCusker?

  I remember when I, I was working for this guy and we all got paid in the bar and I remember there was like, the one, it was like, we were, it was electricians. And the one younger kind of upstart foreman, uh, he's a bit of a maverick. I remember he kissed one of the older guy's wives at the bar. He got drunk and like made out with her.

• 4:13Matt McCusker?

  Oh, my God. In front of the dude?

• 4:15Matt McCusker?

  He just like, they like ducked off in a corner and he was like, like gave her a sloppy kiss. And then it was like a little bit of drama.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  That's, that's drama.

• 4:21Matt McCusker?

  A little company drama.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  That's drama for sure.

• 4:23Matt McCusker?

  It's so funny, just being at the bar.

• 4:24Matt McCusker?

  I don't think there's much lifestyle contractor overlap. They're pretty rigid.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:28Matt McCusker?

  I think they just get cocked, though.

• 4:31Matt McCusker?

  Jesus.

• 4:31Matt McCusker?

  I think contractors get cocked.

• 4:33Matt McCusker?

  Well, no, I'm saying.

• 4:35Matt McCusker?

  They're not really swinging, but I think.

• 4:37Matt McCusker?

  I run a strict, monogamous household.

• 4:39Matt McCusker?

  Same.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  I'm sure the contractors were trying to.

• 4:42Matt McCusker?

  I haven't hired a contractor.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Where the young guy comes and kisses your wife at the bar.

• 4:45Matt McCusker?

  That would piss me off.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  That would be a huge problem.

• 4:48Matt McCusker?

  Young upstart.

• 4:48Matt McCusker?

  I'm always like.

• 4:49Matt McCusker?

  Hell of an, he's a hell of an electrician, though.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:51Matt McCusker?

  I don't, I mean, as far as like the scale of getting mad at your wife, I'd more so worry about the guy that's been texting her for a year. That's like, oh, he, Andy's cool, you know, Andy's funny. I just had a discussion about emotional, it was emotional cheating. And I was like, she was breaking it down to me and I was like, I don't give a fuck about that.

• 5:09Matt McCusker?

  You wouldn't give a fuck about emotional cheating?

• 5:10Matt McCusker?

  Emotional cheating, I'm like, what are you gonna complain to that guy? Like, I don't, who gives a fuck?

• 5:14Matt McCusker?

  No, like, they complain, then he starts telling them how much a dick you are, then he kisses her.

• 5:17Matt McCusker?

  That's dirty mackin', that's different.

• 5:19Matt McCusker?

  But that's where emotional cuckoldry comes in.

• 5:22Matt McCusker?

  I mean, yeah.

• 5:23Speaker 01

  If the emotional cuckoldry doesn't lead to any dirty mackin'.

• 5:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it takes some load off you, I guess. Yeah, it's not that.

• 5:29Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying. The emotional, emotional cheating, she's like.

• 5:31Matt McCusker?

  I might get an emotional.

• 5:32Matt McCusker?

  She's like, emotional cheating's worse. And I was like, yeah, not really.

• 5:35Matt McCusker?

  I might get an emotional bull.

• 5:36Matt McCusker?

  Emotional bull?

• 5:37Matt McCusker?

  Who just talks to her all day?

• 5:39Speaker 01

  That's a gay friend.

• 5:41Matt McCusker?

  This guy like, that's so interesting.

• 5:42Matt McCusker?

  He's kind of a dude, he is kind of a dick for doing that.

• 5:44Matt McCusker?

  Yo, those shoes are fire. What else you got?

• 5:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's every single guy your wife works with.

• 5:49Matt McCusker?

  She doesn't work.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? I was talking.

• 5:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.

• 5:53Matt McCusker?

  You talking about work husbands?

• 5:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 5:56Speaker 01

  That's an emotional bull.

• 5:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 5:58Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 5:59Speaker 01

  Then he takes the Jim Halpert route and he takes her.

• 6:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that was.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  While you're downloading boxes in the warehouse.

• 6:06Matt McCusker?

  She had a warehouse, bro?

• 6:07Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 6:08Matt McCusker?

  What? And that was celebrated?

• 6:10Speaker 01

  It was celebrated.

• 6:11Matt McCusker?

  Celebrated. It was that dude, that's what they do.

• 6:13Speaker 01

  The guy, the guy was like, not really that mean in the show.

• 6:17Matt McCusker?

  He's like a good boyfriend.

• 6:18Speaker 01

  He'd be like the bar at Chili's, giving out the Dundies and he'd be like, all right.

• 6:22Matt McCusker?

  And Jim Cuck.

• 6:23Speaker 01

  It's time to go.

• 6:24Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 6:24Speaker 01

  I don't wanna leave.

• 6:25Matt McCusker?

  I didn't know that was a, I didn't know it was a love triangle. I thought they just had like.

• 6:28Matt McCusker?

  Dude, the office was propaganda to push cuckolding on.

• 6:30Matt McCusker?

  I do think so. I, for real, now I believe that.

• 6:34Matt McCusker?

  I think it was like set up like that.

• 6:36Matt McCusker?

  It was like, fuck your blue collar, hardworking, Christ fearing husband.

• 6:38Matt McCusker?

  They were trying to push ENM into like mainstream.

• 6:42Matt McCusker?

  Shit. Sex and the City started the whole thing. Sex and the City was like, go to New York for 10 years. Do it, get, find Mr. Big and suck his dick. And then it was like, now you have an office job. Ew, your boyfriend's gross. He's all dirty. Fuck Jim, suck his dick.

• 6:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, Jim was like, low key cucking him for years. He ran like, that's what I worry more about is like dude, like Jim sliding in, he's like, oh, I'm just a funny guy.

• 7:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 7:09Matt McCusker?

  And he slides in there.

• 7:09Matt McCusker?

  Obvious nerd dick.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  Takes your wife.

• 7:11Matt McCusker?

  Takes your wife.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  Definitely a nerd dick.

• 7:12Matt McCusker?

  Takes his fiance.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Massive nerd dick. Yeah.

• 7:15Matt McCusker?

  Jim Halpert's packing?

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Has to be.

• 7:17Matt McCusker?

  He has to be.

• 7:18Matt McCusker?

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• 7:27Matt McCusker?

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• 7:32Speaker 01

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• 7:38Matt McCusker?

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• 7:55Speaker 03

  Who's the, who's the guy he stole from?

• 7:58Speaker 01

  Roy.

• 7:58Speaker 03

  Roy. Fucking Roy was just a hardworking man, dude.

• 8:01Matt McCusker?

  He was, dude.

• 8:02Matt McCusker?

  How did I not know this?

• 8:03Speaker 03

  Roy was making deliveries.

• 8:04Matt McCusker?

  And he wasn't a bad dude.

• 8:05Speaker 03

  He wasn't a bad dude.

• 8:07Matt McCusker?

  Nah, he was just.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was like he didn't like support her art dream or something. He was like, you're not going to art school, you have a family.

• 8:14Matt McCusker?

  God forbid.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  And he was like, Jim was like, you should go to art school.

• 8:18Matt McCusker?

  Oh, man.

• 8:19Matt McCusker?

  That was the whole plot of the office.

• 8:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they like really held them up as like the quintessential love, beautiful love story.

• 8:25Matt McCusker?

  I, I think she tried to, in the show, tried to do it again with like the sound guy or something, like a guy who was filming the documentary after all those years.

• 8:32Matt McCusker?

  Wait, what?

• 8:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, later in the show, like.

• 8:34Matt McCusker?

  He bull Jim?

• 8:36Matt McCusker?

  Uh, yeah.

• 8:37Speaker 03

  It was one of the documentary crew. It was like the doc, the.

• 8:40Matt McCusker?

  One of the boom?

• 8:41Speaker 03

  It was the, it was like, yeah, one of the boom mic guys.

• 8:43Matt McCusker?

  You're talking like late office?

• 8:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:45Matt McCusker?

  I fell off. I fell off like season two or three.

• 8:48Matt McCusker?

  But the guy tried, but Pam had learned and she.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  I think it was almost successful, cuz I forget what happened. It was a couple times. In at school, Pam was kinda the worst now that I'm thinking about. I mean, she was the best, you know?

• 9:01Speaker 01

  No, she was the best. She was the best.

• 9:03Matt McCusker?

  It's the lifestyle.

• 9:04Speaker 01

  We support it.

• 9:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:06Matt McCusker?

  Jim probably wasn't showing her much attention.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  And I disagree with what Matt said about Sex and the City. I love Sex and the City.

• 9:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the movies were even better than the show.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  And I don't think anything's wrong with that.

• 9:15Matt McCusker?

  The two features were even better than the show, I think.

• 9:18Matt McCusker?

  Huh?

• 9:18Matt McCusker?

  The two Sex and the City movies.

• 9:19Speaker 01

  I didn't get to see, oh, wait, one of them I saw with the comedian. There's a comedian.

• 9:24Matt McCusker?

  I was just front, I didn't watch him.

• 9:25Speaker 01

  No, there is one. Well, I've seen the stand-up in one. That's all I know.

• 9:30Matt McCusker?

  Oh, there is.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  One of the girl has a lesbian lover who does stand-up.

• 9:35Matt McCusker?

  The red haired one?

• 9:36Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 9:37Matt McCusker?

  She became a lesbian?

• 9:38Speaker 01

  In the, yes, in something.

• 9:39Matt McCusker?

  I believe she was living in Brooklyn. Oh, yeah, she got rid of her hus- her hubby. I remember that.

• 9:44Matt McCusker?

  I don't remember.

• 9:44Matt McCusker?

  I watched a decent amount of S and C.

• 9:47Matt McCusker?

  Did you?

• 9:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. I've been married twice, so I've seen a lot of girl shit. I've seen a lot of girl shit.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  You're Pam, dude.

• 9:53Matt McCusker?

  I'm not Pam.

• 9:54Matt McCusker?

  You must be Pam, dude.

• 9:55Matt McCusker?

  Fuck, fuck.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  You're Pam.

• 9:59Matt McCusker?

  That is true.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, you remember the stand-up?

• 10:01Matt McCusker?

  You had a hardworking wife, dude.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  What was the stand-up?

• 10:06Matt McCusker?

  You had a stable, hardworking.

• 10:07Matt McCusker?

  Stop it now.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's too, that's over the line.

• 10:10Matt McCusker?

  I'm just kidding.

• 10:10Speaker 01

  That's over the line.

• 10:11Matt McCusker?

  That was an un-nighly funny. I might be the canceled, you might have to tape my mouth, dude.

• 10:16Matt McCusker?

  Yo.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Cancel me.

• 10:21Matt McCusker?

  Man, yeah, that's, I, so unfortunate. I did not, it's very interesting. I didn't know.

• 10:25Speaker 01

  It's interesting you say something like that.

• 10:26Matt McCusker?

  I celebrated them as like the classics. That was all about just how horny you get in office when you work together.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then Dwight Trude bangs the other lady, Angela.

• 10:36Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 10:40Speaker 03

  She fucking cucked, he cucked Andy.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  Oh, Andy was, yeah.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, the whole time. Andy was getting cucked by Angela. Somebody else was getting cucked by Angela too, right? Or was it just Andy the whole time?

• 10:49Speaker 01

  Damn. Andy got cucked too?

• 10:52Matt McCusker?

  Someone's getting cucked in an office. That's a fact.

• 10:54Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 10:55Matt McCusker?

  You're in an office, somebody's getting cucked. That is a cock factory.

• 10:58Matt McCusker?

  That's why everything's getting pushed to work from home.

• 11:01Matt McCusker?

  Imagine getting cucked on the work from home scene. Like some guys on Zoom like, oh, you look cute. Like a backdrop.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 11:07Matt McCusker?

  Slides in that, slides in the private message of Zoom.

• 11:09Speaker 01

  You overhear that while you're out here playing Xbox?

• 11:13Speaker 01

  I heard you in the office today.

• 11:15Matt McCusker?

  Don't dress up from working from home. Fuck you all dressed so far.

• 11:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, all done up for.

• 11:20Matt McCusker?

  Not that I would actually.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  You're wearing perfume, idiot. It's Zoom.

• 11:24Matt McCusker?

  You can't smell it. Stand in the background.

• 11:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's dude. I mean, it is a tough one though, man. Cause they like, they're really trying to like, you know, they're bringing in like psychologists to like gel all these personalities and try and it's like naturally there's gonna be some, you know, friendly fire.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:41Matt McCusker?

  Some friendly fire. You're showing competence. You know, you're in there. You're like, yeah, check your.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Making sale.

• 11:45Matt McCusker?

  Highlight those four squares on Microsoft Excel. And she's like,

• 11:50Matt McCusker?

  put your values up in the top.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  Finish all your spreadsheets fast.

• 11:53Matt McCusker?

  You know, you can actually do this with Grok.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Send those, send those emails with nice closing lines.

• 11:59Matt McCusker?

  Cordially.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Sincerely.

• 12:03Matt McCusker?

  Sincerely yours. Uh, the fact that they now office workers have AI now is so funny that you can just like, dude, you can just now completely fake your job.

• 12:13Matt McCusker?

  One, and you're just AI emailing each other all day.

• 12:15Matt McCusker?

  It's so nice. I love AI emails.

• 12:17Matt McCusker?

  Were you saying you're catching heavy AI emails that like?

• 12:19Matt McCusker?

  My contractor hits me with them. He gives me like, I swear to God, he gives me these emails where I'm like, what's this part about? He's like, oh, nevermind that part. Don't worry about it, man. I just, that's like, there's like four lines about it. It's so funny. I'm like, what does that have to do with anything? He hits me with big time chat GPT.

• 12:34Matt McCusker?

  Base prompts too. It's probably like email Matt. That's the only prompt.

• 12:38Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it's like, I get these emails and I'm like, what the fuck? And they're so long. AI emails, they'll write you like, nine thousand words, all perfectly bullet pointed. And you're like, I'm not reading.

• 12:49Matt McCusker?

  Dashed out.

• 12:49Matt McCusker?

  I refuse to read this.

• 12:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 12:51Matt McCusker?

  They're so funny. But you just need to read that email. I'm like, no, I'll never read it. That's so long.

• 12:56Matt McCusker?

  Twenty years.

• 12:57Matt McCusker?

  It's so long. I might have, I'll summarize, I'll go through chat GPT and summarize this chat GPT email and tell me what the hell's going on. It's not, it's not a bad move.

• 13:04Speaker 01

  Like summarize this, respond to it.

• 13:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:06Matt McCusker?

  I don't understand why we haven't just gotten rid of email as a thing.

• 13:09Matt McCusker?

  How so?

• 13:10Matt McCusker?

  Text messages just completely wiped out.

• 13:12Matt McCusker?

  Brother.

• 13:12Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 13:13Matt McCusker?

  But an attachment.

• 13:14Speaker 01

  Every day my manager's like, I email you that. I go, don't email me. I do know I'm not reading these emails. I'll never read the email.

• 13:20Matt McCusker?

  Cause you can send an attachment via text.

• 13:23Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 13:24Speaker 01

  And he goes, can we hop on the phone? I go, can you just text?

• 13:26Matt McCusker?

  Anything on a text.

• 13:26Speaker 01

  Can you please text?

• 13:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 13:28Speaker 01

  And text it. Yeah.

• 13:28Matt McCusker?

  Not a large file.

• 13:30Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 13:30Matt McCusker?

  Not a large video.

• 13:31Matt McCusker?

  How many large files are you shipping around?

• 13:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, who are you texting?

• 13:35Matt McCusker?

  I've had some discord.

• 13:38Matt McCusker?

  You're at the all you can eat.

• 13:39Matt McCusker?

  Hey, if it's AI generated, it's not a. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

• 13:43Matt McCusker?

  You chat with the Wheel of Fortune notes?

• 13:46Matt McCusker?

  That was the hardest internet loss of all time.

• 13:48Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 13:49Matt McCusker?

  The fucking Wheel of Fortune dude in the CSAM, in the.

• 13:52Matt McCusker?

  What'd he do? This episode is brought to you by BlueChew Rift Prompts. Personalization requested. Hey, brother, you.

• 14:00Speaker 01

  Fifteen to twenty second prompt. You ever rip one of these bad boys?

• 14:03Matt McCusker?

  I've never, I'm terrified. I'm terrified of perma bone.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  You're afraid of riding the dragon.

• 14:07Matt McCusker?

  I'm afraid.

• 14:07Matt McCusker?

  I kinda wanna go on low dose all day, every day.

• 14:09Matt McCusker?

  Microdosing BlueChew?

• 14:10Matt McCusker?

  People do it now. It's a new thing.

• 14:12Speaker 01

  Share a time the nerves got the best of you. Where were you and how did you recover? That's a crazy prompt.

• 14:18Matt McCusker?

  Crazy personal story.

• 14:20Speaker 01

  That's insanely personal.

• 14:21Matt McCusker?

  I never recovered, to be honest.

• 14:23Speaker 01

  No.

• 14:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, if, whenever, if I'm like, if I can't.

• 14:25Matt McCusker?

  Relationship ender.

• 14:26Matt McCusker?

  It kind of is, honestly.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  They can get through it.

• 14:29Matt McCusker?

  I walk. No, for me personally, I walk. Once they see, if they see it's off, they walk. I'll try, I'll keep trying. I'll keep trying until she passes my head and is like, yo. And I'm like, yeah, you're right.

• 14:40Speaker 01

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• 14:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's crazy. And they're throwing you a bone this month. Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third free with promo code Drenched. You will also receive an additional 10% off plus free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit bluechew.com for more details and important safety information.

• 15:17Matt McCusker?

  Uh, guys, I will, this actually, no, this, this Friday I'll be in Atlanta, Georgia, uh, October 23rd. Please come to that. And then Chattanooga, Tennessee. I got a big little sweep in Florida in November 6th, 7th and 8th, Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, Orlando. And then here's the one that's really haunting me, Newark, New Jersey. We're already curtaining off the back, so don't you guys worry about that. Baltimore, Maryland, uh, Columbus, Ohio, Cincinnati, San Diego and Ball Sacramento. So come to one of them, mattmccusker.com, please.

• 15:46Speaker 01

  Uh, I think I'm gonna do some shows in Austin soon, so keep an eye on that.

• 15:52Matt McCusker?

  Oh, and also don't buy the tickets off the fucking internet by Googling the person's name. They're gonna be like $500. Go to the website. Go to the official website. I get, I get messages all the time. They go, really dude? Fucking $570? I'm like, you're buying them from like a third party website. So.

• 16:07Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 16:07Matt McCusker?

  Don't do that.

• 16:09Matt McCusker?

  No, it wasn't Pat's. It was the announcer from, um, Wheel of Fortune was on a plane and he was like in a fucking CSAM chat group. You didn't see that? That's like, I catch like the bottom of the internet.

• 16:22Speaker 01

  CSAM?

• 16:23Matt McCusker?

  Child sexual abuse material.

• 16:27Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 16:27Matt McCusker?

  So he was on a plane.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Wheel of Fortune guy?

• 16:29Matt McCusker?

  The announcer, the guy.

• 16:31Matt McCusker?

  Not Pat Sajak.

• 16:32Matt McCusker?

  No, no, no, not Pat Sajak.

• 16:33Matt McCusker?

  Pat Sajak was not doing this.

• 16:34Matt McCusker?

  He's through, through a good man.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  The guy who's just.

• 16:38Matt McCusker?

  Guys like, it's Wheel of Fortune.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Or like, damn, he had a nice gig.

• 16:42Matt McCusker?

  You get an all.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  All he had to do.

• 16:45Matt McCusker?

  He's like, you get an all-inclusive paid trip. You won a brand new Ford Bronco.

• 16:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:49Matt McCusker?

  But he was on a plane.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  He won a paid trip to Thailand.

• 16:52Matt McCusker?

  And he popped on a CSAM chat group. He was in like a, like a bro down.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  Yo.

• 16:57Matt McCusker?

  So he was in like an off topic, like they were just like, what's up, bro? What are you up to today? I just like got back from, so they were just chatting.

• 17:03Speaker 01

  Just community.

• 17:04Matt McCusker?

  Just rowing down, you know, just put someone behind him, like looked over his shoulder and was like, what's this boomer? It was, you know, he's got like the 500 magnified texts and he was just.

• 17:13Matt McCusker?

  Oh. Chat with the boys.

• 17:15Speaker 01

  I stay sniping boomers texts on the phone. I read the whole, don't like look up like really personal health shit and it'll be, it'll be like ovary cysts and you're like, yo, come on, man. Fucking shrink that font down. I wanna see that shit.

• 17:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he got popped because someone started taking pictures of him. And he lost his job, dude.

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 17:36Matt McCusker?

  I don't know if he went to jail or anything, cause I don't know if it's illegal just to chat with pedophiles.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Say what's up, guys?

• 17:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dudes, what's up, man? What's going on?

• 17:43Speaker 01

  They're just his old buddies. He's like, I don't really like these guys.

• 17:46Matt McCusker?

  They're just his brothers. Like they, they, they're rowing down online.

• 17:49Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  What happened to the man?

• 17:52Matt McCusker?

  He's been fired. He's been terminated from Wheel of Fortune. I don't know if he's going to jail, but he was wearing his Wheel of Fortune windbreaker while he was on the plane in the chat.

• 18:01Matt McCusker?

  He was double dipping. He was trying to catch you like.

• 18:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 18:03Matt McCusker?

  Trying to get clout on the plane.

• 18:05Matt McCusker?

  He was clout chasing.

• 18:06Speaker 01

  Clout chasing and chatting it up.

• 18:09Matt McCusker?

  Checking out CSAM.

• 18:10Matt McCusker?

  But I don't think you can get arrested for that.

• 18:12Matt McCusker?

  For just chatting with the bros?

• 18:13Matt McCusker?

  For just chatting with the bros in a CSAM group.

• 18:16Matt McCusker?

  No, you can't, you can't get arrested. Remember the girl, girl meat hunter, doc, the guy who was?

• 18:20Matt McCusker?

  It's a thought crime.

• 18:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, there was a guy who did a, he was messaging in boards about like cooking up his wife and family and eating them. And he like, the guy.

• 18:29Matt McCusker?

  He was a New York City cop.

• 18:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's a New York City cop. But there, he was like, yeah, I was just kidding around.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  He was just.

• 18:35Matt McCusker?

  They, he was like.

• 18:35Matt McCusker?

  They were thought.

• 18:36Speaker 01

  Talking about how he was eating his.

• 18:37Matt McCusker?

  He was planning on eating his, he wanted like meet up and then eat his, like this other guy was, they were gonna cook his family.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  Name Saturn?

• 18:45Matt McCusker?

  No, he got, the, the crux of the case was he met another fellow girl eater online. And then he was like, we should.

• 18:52Speaker 01

  He met a girl eater?

• 18:53Matt McCusker?

  These guys. He was in like a group of cannibal, sexual cannibals, right? So he befriended one IRL. And was like, we should go down to like Towson and eat my old college girlfriend.

• 19:05Matt McCusker?

  Yes.

• 19:06Matt McCusker?

  So they booked a trip to Towson.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  Towson and eat my girlfriend.

• 19:10Matt McCusker?

  Dude, his screen name was Girl Meat Hunter.

• 19:12Matt McCusker?

  It was like Girl Meat 69 or something. That was Girl Meat.

• 19:15Matt McCusker?

  It was Girl Meat Hunter. I'm telling you.

• 19:16Matt McCusker?

  Girl Meat Hunter.

• 19:17Matt McCusker?

  He was Girl Meat Hunter and he had detailed plans on like luring his ex-wife or ex-girlfriend to this place so they could both dine on her.

• 19:24Matt McCusker?

  They're gonna, they were talking about like how they were gonna kill her and eat her.

• 19:27Matt McCusker?

  Perfect crime.

• 19:28Matt McCusker?

  So dude, what he did was, him and the dude came up with a plan of how they were gonna eat his old girlfriend.

• 19:34Speaker 01

  Not to, he must've liked her so much.

• 19:37Matt McCusker?

  Loved her.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  He must've been obsessed with her, dude. He was the eater.

• 19:40Matt McCusker?

  Well, like dude, so he.

• 19:42Matt McCusker?

  Everything.

• 19:42Matt McCusker?

  It's like a 10 year old documentary.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  Ultimate love.

• 19:45Matt McCusker?

  No spoilers. He, so him and this bud is like.

• 19:48Matt McCusker?

  What was his name?

• 19:49Matt McCusker?

  I can't remember. I gotta rewatch this. This is a fantastic documentary.

• 19:54Matt McCusker?

  What is it?

• 19:54Matt McCusker?

  I'm talking about screen names.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  It's gonna be a funny Polish last name, isn't it?

• 20:01Matt McCusker?

  He's like a New York cop. So he, he, him and his bud met in real life and they went to Towson and they did all of the plan, like they brought her to the specific restaurant and then they just went home. And then when he, eventually his wife was like, my husband's online all the time. So she went on to go see like, what kind of like, you know?

• 20:19Speaker 01

  Yeah. What's the worst?

• 20:21Matt McCusker?

  What, you know, he's probably looking at something weird. She finds he's on girl meat. He's like eating girl websites. So he gets arrested and but in court, he was like, we were just fapping and fucking sending cool girls, like girl eater stories back and forth. And this is like, they took it a little bit into the real world. He's like, we were never going to eat my old girlfriend.

• 20:40Matt McCusker?

  Didn't he plan to eat his family? I thought he planned to eat his wife too.

• 20:43Matt McCusker?

  Maybe that was later.

• 20:44Matt McCusker?

  That's like what triggered an investigation, but they were like the.

• 20:47Matt McCusker?

  So he had to go before court and be like, me and this dude jerk off and we just took it into the real, we took it into the real world. But the whole time they were meeting with his old girlfriend, they were just looking at each other like, how fucking hard are you? We could eat her right now. But they didn't do it.

• 21:01Matt McCusker?

  They did not eat her at all.

• 21:02Matt McCusker?

  So he got off because they were like, it's not illegal to.

• 21:04Matt McCusker?

  I think he's on probation. They made a special exception. I think he's on probation.

• 21:07Matt McCusker?

  I think he got fired for being a cop.

• 21:08Matt McCusker?

  For sure. No, he was, he was using the cop database to make his girl eating plans.

• 21:14Matt McCusker?

  But he didn't do anything.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Of course. He didn't actually.

• 21:17Matt McCusker?

  He didn't actually eat the girl in Towson.

• 21:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:19Matt McCusker?

  I think it was Towson.

• 21:21Speaker 01

  Man, we need to look into girl eating because this is, I know the only famous ones, Army Hammer got in trouble for.

• 21:29Matt McCusker?

  He's a girl eater?

• 21:30Speaker 01

  He wanted, yeah. He dabbled.

• 21:33Matt McCusker?

  A lot of posers.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  I think there was some bites.

• 21:35Matt McCusker?

  I think he was biting. He was nibbling like a puppy is.

• 21:39Speaker 01

  I think he got into a couple. No, I think it was.

• 21:42Matt McCusker?

  Oh, really?

• 21:43Speaker 01

  I think he bit.

• 21:43Matt McCusker?

  Who is Army Hammer? I've heard this guy.

• 21:45Matt McCusker?

  He was in, uh.

• 21:46Speaker 01

  He was in the Winklevosses and.

• 21:48Matt McCusker?

  Oh, he was a freaking famous actor.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:49Matt McCusker?

  He was in, uh.

• 21:50Matt McCusker?

  Trying to munch.

• 21:51Speaker 01

  He's Francis Ellis. It's literally if Francis Ellis was into.

• 21:56Matt McCusker?

  Eating girls?

• 21:57Matt McCusker?

  He was in that one movie. It was like a love story of him and like a young boy.

• 22:00Speaker 01

  Oh, he was in, uh, with.

• 22:01Matt McCusker?

  Call me by my name or something.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  Call me by your name.

• 22:03Matt McCusker?

  Oh, so he was like a hunk.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  He's a hunk for sure.

• 22:05Matt McCusker?

  He's a, he's a hungry hunk.

• 22:07Speaker 01

  He's a hungry, hungry hunk.

• 22:09Matt McCusker?

  I think there's a mark.

• 22:10Matt McCusker?

  I think he was biting girls and saying, I'm going to eat you, but I don't think he actually ate one.

• 22:14Speaker 01

  No, he didn't eat any. He also.

• 22:17Matt McCusker?

  That's a hard twist.

• 22:18Matt McCusker?

  Bro.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  I think you can look up some of the alleged texts. Yeah, he was just.

• 22:26Matt McCusker?

  Did he get in trouble for it?

• 22:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, his career is ruined.

• 22:29Matt McCusker?

  I think he got publicly changed.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  Make a right wing, like anti-immigrant movie this year.

• 22:33Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I think a lot of people got wrapped up. Is that the same one Danny Trejo got wrapped up in?

• 22:36Speaker 01

  I'm not sure.

• 22:37Matt McCusker?

  Danny Trejo got like sandbagged and they brought him into like a, like Ben Shapiro's putting him in his movie.

• 22:42Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 22:43Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's where if I get in trouble one more time, I gotta make a right.

• 22:45Matt McCusker?

  You gotta do a Ben Shapiro movie.

• 22:46Speaker 01

  I will.

• 22:47Matt McCusker?

  What happened? Weren't they making a fire, uh, Daily Wire film?

• 22:50Speaker 01

  It's interesting.

• 22:51Matt McCusker?

  It is interesting.

• 22:52Speaker 01

  I might, I, I never even thought about doing a Ben Shapiro movie.

• 22:56Matt McCusker?

  Get him on the line.

• 22:57Matt McCusker?

  Less and less, less and less. No, never considered that.

• 23:00Speaker 01

  It's time.

• 23:01Matt McCusker?

  Well, they were supposed to make one. I think like they, they unionized on Shapiro and Shapiro like shut the whole film down. I think a guy like fell out of a window or something.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  He didn't like unions.

• 23:13Matt McCusker?

  Hell no, dude. Shapiro said, he goes, I'm not, I'm not doing that. I will not deal with that. Yeah. I was looking for, there was going to be a fire Daily Wire movie coming out.

• 23:21Matt McCusker?

  About what?

• 23:23Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, man. Who knows?

• 23:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's, they're, yeah, they're getting the right wing movies.

• 23:29Matt McCusker?

  This thing's probably like Israel Robocop or something.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  The problem is they don't have money for CGI. So they try to make all these like, you know.

• 23:39Matt McCusker?

  Wait, who doesn't? The Daily Wire?

• 23:40Speaker 01

  The right wing movie guy.

• 23:41Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:42Speaker 01

  So they make like a cool right wing movie idea.

• 23:45Matt McCusker?

  And they can't, they can't follow through.

• 23:48Speaker 01

  Sucks.

• 23:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Did you hear about the director who was trying to make a movie about three corrupt black brothers and no black actor would take the role? So he was like, all right, I'll do AI black guys in. It's called Three Guns at Dawn.

• 24:01Matt McCusker?

  Paul Schrader.

• 24:02Matt McCusker?

  Paul Schrader, bro.

• 24:03Matt McCusker?

  Or Taxi Driver.

• 24:05Matt McCusker?

  He's doing a movie and he's like, I'll use AI black guys. I don't care. So there's going to be a movie about three AI black brothers. He's, he's, I swear to God, he's making it.

• 24:13Matt McCusker?

  This is true. Yeah.

• 24:14Matt McCusker?

  It's a corrupt cop. It's a drug dealer and like a, some other guy who's also corrupt.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  What's wrong with, why would nobody do that?

• 24:20Matt McCusker?

  I don't know. I don't know. Everyone's like, it's a bad look. I'm not doing it. And he was just like, fuck it. I was, I was being nice by not using AI. He's like, I'm, I was being nice by offering you guys jobs. He was saying to actors in general.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:31Matt McCusker?

  But he was just like.

• 24:32Matt McCusker?

  So he's going to have three AI black guys cast amongst humans?

• 24:35Matt McCusker?

  It might just be all AI now.

• 24:36Matt McCusker?

  All AI.

• 24:37Matt McCusker?

  It might be, I'm just pumped. I'm like, you gotta really, because AI, that's a black box. You don't know what you're going to get.

• 24:42Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 24:42Matt McCusker?

  You gotta really keep being careful with that.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  La Mer, you should do it.

• 24:47Matt McCusker?

  You'd be a bad black brother.

• 24:48Speaker 01

  You might as well.

• 24:50Matt McCusker?

  Get you a job for taxi driver.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  It'd be incredible.

• 24:52Matt McCusker?

  Paul Schrader.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  What do I have to say?

• 24:53Speaker 01

  What's wrong playing a bad guy in a movie?

• 24:55Speaker 03

  I'm, there's nothing wrong with playing.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  I might have to see this.

• 24:58Matt McCusker?

  Well, there was that whole thing, like, why did Denzel have to be evil before he got his thing? But it was also, it was an amazing job acting. He did fantastic.

• 25:05Speaker 03

  They also stopped making black guys wear dresses.

• 25:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but I mean, what the hell? Being a bad guy doesn't sound so bad.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  White guys wear dresses.

• 25:13Speaker 03

  White guys love dresses.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  Black guys love dresses too.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  Black guys love dresses too. White guys definitely love dresses. Every, yeah.

• 25:23Matt McCusker?

  Bro, they were trying to get my motherf, my brother to put on the dress.

• 25:26Matt McCusker?

  When?

• 25:27Matt McCusker?

  Remember at that fucking wedding?

• 25:28Speaker 01

  With that hair? Ooh.

• 25:29Matt McCusker?

  Wait, what?

• 25:30Matt McCusker?

  Remember at the wedding when they were trying to get you put on a dress?

• 25:32Matt McCusker?

  I have no idea what you're talking about.

• 25:34Matt McCusker?

  Dog, this summer.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  At the wedding when the guy came down and said.

• 25:36Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember that. I didn't know, dude.

• 25:39Matt McCusker?

  We went to a wedding. They played, they played Ultimate Frisbee and they were like, as a joke, if you're on the groom's side, if you're on the bride's side, you gotta wear a dress while we're playing Ultimate Frisbee.

• 25:46Speaker 01

  Was it the groom's side that came up with this?

• 25:48Matt McCusker?

  It was. You don't think so?

• 25:50Matt McCusker?

  No, I, I saw the dude who came up.

• 25:52Matt McCusker?

  I wasn't even around that shit. I like caught with.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  Was the bride's side guy?

• 25:55Matt McCusker?

  So we got up and they were doing Ultimate.

• 25:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 25:58Matt McCusker?

  And they were like, I was like, fuck it. We'll play Ultimate.

• 26:01Matt McCusker?

  Ultimate does rule.

• 26:02Matt McCusker?

  And I had some fucking dudes, I had some of my like six, eight cousins. I was like, yo, we're siding up, bro.

• 26:08Matt McCusker?

  Guys, guys.

• 26:09Matt McCusker?

  Cause it was, uh, it was groomsmen versus bridesmaids or whatever.

• 26:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:14Matt McCusker?

  But then he was like, oh, you all have to wear a dress. And I was just like, nah, not doing it, bro. And it was like kind of tense for a second. Then he realized I wasn't playing.

• 26:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:25Matt McCusker?

  I was standing on business. I was like, nah, bro.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, that's a weird request.

• 26:28Matt McCusker?

  It was a strange request.

• 26:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. You gotta go ten toes down.

• 26:30Matt McCusker?

  Someone did do it though. Who?

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Hoss.

• 26:34Matt McCusker?

  Nah, well, Hoss wasn't invited. Hoss wasn't invited this wedding. Um, who the fuck? No, no, no, someone.

• 26:41Matt McCusker?

  We were, it was Billy was playing.

• 26:42Speaker 01

  It was Billy.

• 26:43Matt McCusker?

  Billy played with him. That's what it was.

• 26:45Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 26:45Speaker 01

  Billy played with him?

• 26:45Matt McCusker?

  Billy played with him. I had a nice shot of him.

• 26:52Matt McCusker?

  This Billy, some like sixty year old dude in a dress and I had like a cinematic photo of it. It was like him having a frisbee catch with some old dude in a dress. I'm like, Bill's having a good time at the wedding.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  I can't talk shit. I still can't talk shit on Billy. He's got the nuke.

• 27:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  He's got the nuke on me.

• 27:08Matt McCusker?

  Billy fronts like he has the nuke. He never does.

• 27:11Matt McCusker?

  He's got it.

• 27:11Matt McCusker?

  Does he?

• 27:12Speaker 01

  Oh, I was in it. It was me and him.

• 27:15Matt McCusker?

  Wait, what?

• 27:16Matt McCusker?

  He's got a nuke photo.

• 27:17Matt McCusker?

  Speak on it?

• 27:18Speaker 01

  I'll speak on it. It's, uh, it was the day Tom Brady took a picture with his son laying on him. They took a picture like this with his son's legs in between his legs. And we thought it would be funny to recreate that.

• 27:32Matt McCusker?

  So you and Billy have the photo?

• 27:34Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 27:34Matt McCusker?

  Who was the baby?

• 27:35Speaker 01

  He was. He's a little baby Billy.

• 27:36Matt McCusker?

  He's a little baby boy, dude. It's like spiders.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Fuck you, Sean. No, with it.

• 27:42Matt McCusker?

  It's like spider on.

• 27:42Speaker 01

  Then there's a picture of him, like me, I'm wearing a cowboy hat. Both of us for some reason have our shirts off.

• 27:48Matt McCusker?

  This might be a good time to release it.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  It could be a good time.

• 27:50Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  Could hit the spacey defense. Could hit the spaceman.

• 27:55Matt McCusker?

  Billy would ride with you.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  Tweet.

• 27:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 27:58Matt McCusker?

  Let Bill crack though.

• 27:59Speaker 01

  What?

• 28:00Matt McCusker?

  You gotta let Bill crack.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  Bill was not cracking, dude.

• 28:03Matt McCusker?

  Bill's pure sub.

• 28:04Matt McCusker?

  Bill's definitely a sub. Billy's definitely bottom bill.

• 28:06Speaker 01

  He's born a sub.

• 28:08Matt McCusker?

  I'm trying to get his ass down here too, man.

• 28:10Matt McCusker?

  He's not moving, bro. He's not going anywhere.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  No.

• 28:12Matt McCusker?

  He's also, he's got that.

• 28:14Speaker 01

  I see you looking.

• 28:15Matt McCusker?

  He's got a puppy baby on the way.

• 28:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, Billy's, yeah, Billy's on some shit. He's got like, he's like dogging up real hard.

• 28:21Matt McCusker?

  He doesn't know what he's doing, bro. I, I have one friend that did newborn and a brand new puppy. And he goes, dude, for real, it was like the most fucked up.

• 28:26Matt McCusker?

  This is the worst idea you can have.

• 28:28Matt McCusker?

  You gotta take a puppy out like three times.

• 28:29Speaker 01

  You're getting like a big ass dog.

• 28:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he already has two little like.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  Fucking little dogs apart.

• 28:33Matt McCusker?

  He's already got like two little dog babies.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  Totally could.

• 28:35Matt McCusker?

  Dude, if you talk to Bill, everything's good. Like Bill was like telling me, he's like, dude, I looked up a lot because I was like, bro, you're about to get nuked when you have a kid. And he's like, I looked up a lot of that postpartum stuff. It's just vitamins. Okay, Bill, you gotta figure it out. Give your wife vitamins and having a kid is going to be a fucking walk in the park for you. Get her a multivitamin. That's what we've all been missing this whole time.

• 28:55Matt McCusker?

  I did, I did the same thing though. Before I had a kid, I remember my older friend was like, oh dude, like, are you ready for it? And I was like, yeah, it'll be like having a dog, just like a person. Not a big deal. And he was like, all right, buddy, you got it. And then like two months later.

• 29:06Speaker 01

  Devil, dude. He's so excited back then.

• 29:09Matt McCusker?

  He loves it.

• 29:10Speaker 01

  He loves having the dog.

• 29:11Matt McCusker?

  He's been scheming on you for like two months.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  They have been scheming.

• 29:13Matt McCusker?

  You're good then.

• 29:14Speaker 01

  They've been scheming like crazy on me. That's fine, bro.

• 29:16Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I, I was, you, you were gone. They were like.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  I just like, this is a good, this is a good time for me to find out real friends.

• 29:22Matt McCusker?

  Bro, the whole time, he, he was, all of them were like, yo, I'm going to post. Yo, chill dude, fucking chill. Have some fucking decent.

• 29:28Matt McCusker?

  Well, they're doing reaction vids?

• 29:30Matt McCusker?

  Like, like real crazy.

• 29:31Matt McCusker?

  Like backstabs?

• 29:31Matt McCusker?

  Plugging dates and everything. I was like, damn dude.

• 29:36Matt McCusker?

  Should have. Someone's gotta go for it.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  Comic, the comics are going for it.

• 29:40Matt McCusker?

  Oh, are they?

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 29:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, bro. There's in a bucket down here, brother.

• 29:45Matt McCusker?

  Everywhere you go.

• 29:46Matt McCusker?

  That's why I'm down here. I told Butterly it's my backup plan.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  Down here, it's not that.

• 29:49Matt McCusker?

  Comic?

• 29:50Matt McCusker?

  What? Full like Austin hater comic, like scenes dead, my brother sucks.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  Scenes dead, no.

• 29:58Matt McCusker?

  Just trash.

• 29:59Speaker 01

  They have hated it since it started. They've hated.

• 30:02Matt McCusker?

  Scenes dead videos slapped, though.

• 30:04Matt McCusker?

  Scenes dead video crush.

• 30:06Matt McCusker?

  So all you need is like 30 seconds of a podcast clip and someone's like, yeah, it's kinda hot as fucking Austin. Like, see, he says right here, like, Tom Square hates Austin, like, no one wants to be there.

• 30:16Matt McCusker?

  It is a move, man. Yeah, get the bag, however you get it, man.

• 30:18Matt McCusker?

  That's what I told, I was like, it's my backup plan, you know, fucking Task Rabbit doesn't walk out.

• 30:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 30:23Matt McCusker?

  She could be like, dude, I've been here for three months. Scenes dead.

• 30:27Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I had a good gag you could do. You roll up.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  He's doing a delight.

• 30:31Matt McCusker?

  You roll up in jeans.

• 30:32Speaker 01

  It is.

• 30:33Matt McCusker?

  Roll up in jeans, just Allen wrenches, and you tell everyone you're a Swedish carpenter. You do Ikea?

• 30:38Matt McCusker?

  That's a good idea.

• 30:39Matt McCusker?

  Swedish carpenter, I just do fucking.

• 30:41Matt McCusker?

  Halloween costume?

• 30:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, be nice.

• 30:43Matt McCusker?

  I like that, dude.

• 30:43Matt McCusker?

  That'd be nice.

• 30:44Matt McCusker?

  I like that a lot.

• 30:45Matt McCusker?

  Swedish carpenter would be a killer. Did you hear that people, there's the Diddy costume? You get a costume where Diddy's behind you, just like gripping you from behind? I was, I don't know if that's some like AI shit, but that was, I was like, damn, if that's a, that'd be a sick costume. People claim there's an Epstein one, and I was like, that's not funny.

• 31:02Speaker 01

  Dude, he's in the hospital?

• 31:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he got hit in the head in a prison fight or something.

• 31:04Matt McCusker?

  Again? You just gotta fight again?

• 31:05Matt McCusker?

  I think he's all right. I think he's just like.

• 31:08Speaker 01

  I think he's milking it.

• 31:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's like milking it.

• 31:10Matt McCusker?

  Trying to get out.

• 31:10Matt McCusker?

  I almost started shit with Diddy. It's my last one.

• 31:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:13Matt McCusker?

  We're his only fucking allies right now. We can first say we're going to the first party.

• 31:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, once he gets out, we're going.

• 31:19Matt McCusker?

  Gotta see it, dude.

• 31:20Speaker 01

  Party's gonna be lit.

• 31:21Matt McCusker?

  Diddy's first party?

• 31:22Speaker 01

  Fuck yeah.

• 31:23Matt McCusker?

  It's gonna be like him and like 10 Bitcoin guys just chilling out, like, yo, dude, it's fucking bullshit, man.

• 31:27Matt McCusker?

  Dude, once Diddy's out, everyone's gonna be on his ass like, Diddy.

• 31:31Matt McCusker?

  I don't, I think he's, yeah, I don't know. I've, I've been trying to figure out, like, does he go quiet? I doubt it.

• 31:36Matt McCusker?

  No, Diddy's gonna come out.

• 31:37Matt McCusker?

  He's gonna fight.

• 31:38Speaker 01

  He's a bad boy for life.

• 31:38Matt McCusker?

  He's a bad boy for life. He's gonna come out. He's gotta sign someone big, though.

• 31:43Matt McCusker?

  That's gonna be tough.

• 31:46Matt McCusker?

  Gotta get Danny Kane back on.

• 31:47Matt McCusker?

  Danny Kane was nice.

• 31:49Matt McCusker?

  Danny Kane fucking rocked.

• 31:51Matt McCusker?

  What are you guys up to?

• 31:52Speaker 01

  They're back there just looking at nasty photos, man.

• 31:53Matt McCusker?

  Damn, dude.

• 31:54Matt McCusker?

  Wow.

• 31:55Matt McCusker?

  J O buds.

• 31:56Matt McCusker?

  Wow.

• 31:57Matt McCusker?

  Probably girl eating.

• 31:59Speaker 01

  You guys are my girl eat.

• 32:02Matt McCusker?

  They're setting up plans.

• 32:03Speaker 01

  Sean girl eaty.

• 32:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I do like the guys will put up stuff and be like, this is actually kind of related to me, actually, and they'll just completely just rip on it. There's a picture in the back and it's like, hmm, it's interesting.

• 32:16Matt McCusker?

  Interesting.

• 32:17Matt McCusker?

  It's interesting.

• 32:17Matt McCusker?

  Very interesting to do that.

• 32:20Matt McCusker?

  Also, and it like, I don't know, I feel like even if you kept your sail catches the wind, it's all, and you might, you might get 100 followers, best case scenario, and be like, sick. It's all coming together.

• 32:33Matt McCusker?

  We're talking about hater vids?

• 32:34Matt McCusker?

  No, not hater vids.

• 32:36Matt McCusker?

  We're talking about crabs.

• 32:37Matt McCusker?

  This reaction, reactionary, reaction.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  Crabs. They're mad that I'm out of the bucket.

• 32:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you're out of the bucket, dude. They can't get you. Someone snatched you out of the lobster pit.

• 32:47Matt McCusker?

  They put you in a pan.

• 32:48Matt McCusker?

  You've totally escaped the matrix. That's my favorite shit, like, dude, there's one guy is in trouble. My, I've, I've been, I've closely followed my alpha male influencers. Last guy got, the other guy with the long curly, we like the long curly hair. This is pretty, this is a deep, this is a deep pull, this is a deep cut in the alpha territory, but there's another, there's another big alpha male following right now.

• 33:10Matt McCusker?

  What happened?

• 33:11Matt McCusker?

  Say it's a tale's oldest time, apparently just like renting Lamborghinis to pretend you own them.

• 33:17Matt McCusker?

  Talking about the Tate brothers?

• 33:18Matt McCusker?

  Huh? No, the Tates are arrested.

• 33:20Matt McCusker?

  They were doing that shit with them, weren't they?

• 33:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, first of all, take your, their fucking names out your mouth right now. That's what girl.

• 33:25Matt McCusker?

  You guys gotta give me a list of who I can talk about, man. I don't know.

• 33:28Matt McCusker?

  I'm just saying, they're fucking going through legal troubles, dude.

• 33:30Matt McCusker?

  That other white rapper. I'm not gonna ban out that other white rapper. MGK, cool?

• 33:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:37Matt McCusker?

  He's a friend of the podcast.

• 33:39Matt McCusker?

  He's a friend?

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:39Matt McCusker?

  That's why I like MG, I like his music. Good dude.

• 33:42Matt McCusker?

  The rap devil, bro. Who else could step to M?

• 33:45Matt McCusker?

  I don't know. What about the, what about Kid Rock, Eminem crossover? How you feel about that?

• 33:51Matt McCusker?

  I know both of them are cool.

• 33:53Matt McCusker?

  I don't think they would cross over.

• 33:54Speaker 01

  They did.

• 33:55Matt McCusker?

  Did they win?

• 33:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then.

• 33:57Matt McCusker?

  No, they're doing like a Christian rap thing.

• 33:59Matt McCusker?

  M?

• 34:00Matt McCusker?

  Eminem and Kid Rock are like together on some Christian rap thing.

• 34:03Matt McCusker?

  A new one?

• 34:04Matt McCusker?

  Eminem's found Jesus, bro.

• 34:05Matt McCusker?

  That's what's up.

• 34:06Matt McCusker?

  That's what's up. I'm happy for him.

• 34:08Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, just.

• 34:11Matt McCusker?

  Damn, I didn't know that. Is that, that's really going on?

• 34:13Matt McCusker?

  Really going on, dude.

• 34:15Matt McCusker?

  Huh? Damn.

• 34:20Matt McCusker?

  Country's finally healing.

• 34:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's what M said. That's pretty tight. It's tight Eminem and Chris Rock, or Chris, Kid Rock.

• 34:26Matt McCusker?

  Kid Rock, damn.

• 34:27Matt McCusker?

  Heal the divide. Waiting for that. I did not know that was a thing.

• 34:31Matt McCusker?

  I think it's fresh off the press, dude.

• 34:32Speaker 01

  It is.

• 34:33Matt McCusker?

  I got my ear on the rail.

• 34:34Matt McCusker?

  You do have your ear to the rail.

• 34:35Speaker 01

  It's actually, I feel like Eminem sounded good in it.

• 34:39Matt McCusker?

  I didn't know it came out.

• 34:41Speaker 01

  Well, anyway, that brings us to our, all right, for a cool segment called What You Want, presented by PrizePix. The NBA is back on PrizePix. Pick a shout out in the West.

• 34:54Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 34:55Matt McCusker?

  Shootout.

• 34:55Speaker 01

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• 35:18Matt McCusker?

  Team or player? I mean, dude, it's the Sixers. I'm excited. The Sixers are Philly's final hope. So I'm gonna watch, I wanna watch, I wanna see how LeBron does. Is it, is it a case of too many stars on the team, or will they gel together?

• 35:29Matt McCusker?

  Mature.

• 35:30Speaker 01

  I think he's, I think he loves distributing the ball.

• 35:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? He's always been a distributor.

• 35:37Matt McCusker?

  Yes.

• 35:38Speaker 01

  And I'm, I'm not worried about it. I'll take more on whatever.

• 35:43Matt McCusker?

  I like that. Now for the branded outro.

• 35:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, you got it. I can't read.

• 35:47Matt McCusker?

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• 36:20Speaker 01

  Not gonna be able to play that, but.

• 36:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. Still, that's fucking.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  M's back.

• 36:24Matt McCusker?

  He's back.

• 36:25Matt McCusker?

  Him and Q, dude, they never went anywhere.

• 36:27Speaker 01

  No.

• 36:28Matt McCusker?

  It's also nice, I mean, this could be a nice new arc for Eminem. He hits Christian, Chris, dude, Christian rap and rock is like, it's huge. Massive. It's a real, it's like a massive, massive thing.

• 36:40Speaker 01

  Is it?

• 36:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they have their own like award show and everything.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  Everyone has that.

• 36:45Matt McCusker?

  Boy, dude, it's. Nah, it does numbers.

• 36:47Speaker 01

  Creek in the Cave just had a fucking award.

• 36:49Matt McCusker?

  Who?

• 36:49Speaker 01

  Creek in Cave.

• 36:50Matt McCusker?

  True, but I'm talking about, it does numbers, dude. Like, that shit does.

• 36:54Speaker 01

  Christian rap?

• 36:54Matt McCusker?

  Christian rock does numbers, dude.

• 36:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  I think that's a.

• 36:59Matt McCusker?

  Let me see, I'll, I'll go, let me go on.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  I remember that from like the early 2000s.

• 37:02Matt McCusker?

  Dude, Christian rock's.

• 37:03Matt McCusker?

  It's changed, bro.

• 37:05Matt McCusker?

  Let me see.

• 37:05Matt McCusker?

  Game. You gotta find your way back.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  I understand the mega churches are big.

• 37:08Matt McCusker?

  But that lumps in with it.

• 37:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I mean.

• 37:11Matt McCusker?

  So like, if that's big, then the other one's big.

• 37:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, like 200 million plays on, I'm pulling up a big Christian rapper right now. He's got like 200 million on his tracks.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 37:21Matt McCusker?

  It's, it does numbies. Christian, and that's Christian rap. We're not talking about Christian country.

• 37:25Matt McCusker?

  Christian, like, rock rap is where it's gonna really be at, though.

• 37:28Matt McCusker?

  Dude, if, if Christians bring back rap metal.

• 37:30Speaker 01

  That Christian rap is not rock rap.

• 37:32Matt McCusker?

  It has to be.

• 37:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I mean.

• 37:35Matt McCusker?

  No, no, no, it's, I'm telling you, there's like Christian rap.

• 37:40Matt McCusker?

  It's like, it almost sounds like, what the fuck's that guy's name? The guy from Chicago.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  And the same POD was.

• 37:47Matt McCusker?

  POD was kinda Christian.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, are we counting like Creed?

• 37:52Matt McCusker?

  No. Creed's definitely Christian rock.

• 37:55Matt McCusker?

  Creed was like agnostic rock.

• 37:57Matt McCusker?

  It was like.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  Christian rock, POD? They rocked. They were so good.

• 38:02Matt McCusker?

  You didn't even know it, dude. It was subliminal Christianity.

• 38:07Matt McCusker?

  What was he, what was their big hit? POD's a big hit.

• 38:09Matt McCusker?

  Going downtown or some shit, Southside or.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:12Matt McCusker?

  Southside.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  Boys from the south. Here comes the boom, ready or not.

• 38:16Matt McCusker?

  That was the fucking cross.

• 38:18Speaker 01

  Like me now.

• 38:18Matt McCusker?

  That was the cross dropping on you.

• 38:20Speaker 01

  Oh, you see that?

• 38:22Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 38:22Speaker 01

  Guy got hit with a cross.

• 38:23Matt McCusker?

  Oh, you didn't see that video?

• 38:24Speaker 01

  A priest.

• 38:25Matt McCusker?

  It was like a Mexican priest was like halfway through the Eucharist thing and the cross fell on him.

• 38:29Speaker 01

  Cross fell and killed him.

• 38:30Matt McCusker?

  Be an honor.

• 38:30Matt McCusker?

  Did it kill him?

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:31Matt McCusker?

  Oh, I didn't know it killed him. Damn, I said that to a bunch of people. Had I known he died, I wouldn't have.

• 38:36Matt McCusker?

  Did you think it was a goof? Look how funny this is.

• 38:39Speaker 01

  I got bonked, dude.

• 38:40Matt McCusker?

  Imagine this. I thought he just got like Three Stooges bonked.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  No, he didn't.

• 38:43Matt McCusker?

  I didn't know he went to the.

• 38:43Speaker 01

  No, he got the ultimate bonk.

• 38:44Matt McCusker?

  It's literally an honor.

• 38:45Matt McCusker?

  I gotta go back and re.

• 38:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:47Matt McCusker?

  Delete that.

• 38:48Matt McCusker?

  Guys, man.

• 38:49Matt McCusker?

  I was just like, look at this priest get whacked with a cross.

• 38:53Matt McCusker?

  He was dead.

• 38:53Matt McCusker?

  I didn't think he died. Looking back, due to the laws of like physics, I should have realized he died.

• 38:59Matt McCusker?

  How big were we talking?

• 39:00Matt McCusker?

  Like a big wall one.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:02Matt McCusker?

  It came down.

• 39:03Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 39:04Speaker 01

  He got bonked.

• 39:05Matt McCusker?

  I mean.

• 39:06Speaker 01

  Two terrible, you know, mental destination deaths this week.

• 39:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 39:11Speaker 01

  Bonked by a cross, off the roller coaster.

• 39:15Matt McCusker?

  Back in the day, if a cross fell on you, they would like burn your body and like throw you in the lake, like, this fucking asshole. They would have thought you were like evil.

• 39:21Matt McCusker?

  They might have, I don't know.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  You watching the bonk?

• 39:25Matt McCusker?

  How bad is it?

• 39:26Speaker 01

  I never saw the one that's not blurred out.

• 39:28Matt McCusker?

  Dude.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:31Matt McCusker?

  Whew. I mean, that must've really upset the congregation pretty. If you're in there and you're praying and all of a sudden you watch a guy die by like your top symbol just crushes him.

• 39:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, you could tell his, his, his neck breaks.

• 39:43Matt McCusker?

  Oh, damn.

• 39:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's bad.

• 39:46Matt McCusker?

  Oh, man.

• 39:47Matt McCusker?

  Damn, I gotta start more thoroughly viewing videos when I send them.

• 39:49Speaker 01

  The only time I saw it was blurred out when it hits him, but.

• 39:54Matt McCusker?

  I don't know if it was. No, this wasn't blurred.

• 39:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, it wouldn't be funny to you if it was blurred.

• 39:59Matt McCusker?

  But I'm telling you, I saw it so quick.

• 40:01Speaker 01

  You're like graphic death videos.

• 40:02Matt McCusker?

  I'm not a graphic death dad, dude.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  Quick way to girl eating.

• 40:07Matt McCusker?

  I've never been a shock vid dude.

• 40:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't like, I don't like.

• 40:10Matt McCusker?

  Like when they used to like, you used to be able to watch like people get their heads cut off in like Iraq and stuff.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  We're gonna get, America is about to post a shock vid.

• 40:18Matt McCusker?

  Of what?

• 40:18Speaker 01

  We're gonna firing squad a guy.

• 40:20Matt McCusker?

  For real?

• 40:21Speaker 01

  On a live stream.

• 40:22Matt McCusker?

  Who? Who?

• 40:23Speaker 01

  You guys are just hearing this?

• 40:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 40:24Speaker 01

  This is, I, they better cancel that, cause that's the dumbest.

• 40:27Matt McCusker?

  Keg Seth's plan?

• 40:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:29Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  We're gonna live firing squad a guy and we're gonna live stream it.

• 40:33Matt McCusker?

  Well, I watched the TPUSA thing and I thought he was like a commercial of like, I thought he was a joke. I didn't know who the dude was.

• 40:40Matt McCusker?

  It's Department of War, yeah.

• 40:41Matt McCusker?

  I had no idea. I thought that was like some.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Cancelled? Thank God. That was like the worst idea I've ever heard.

• 40:47Matt McCusker?

  Firing squad?

• 40:48Speaker 01

  Firing squad, I'm okay with.

• 40:49Matt McCusker?

  Who were they gonna shoot?

• 40:50Matt McCusker?

  Televisers.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  Live streaming of execution.

• 40:53Matt McCusker?

  Who were they? Yeah, who was it?

• 40:54Speaker 01

  He was the Fort Hood shooter. He was a guy who shot like 2009, he shot up Fort Hood. He did kill 13 people and shot 30 others.

• 41:03Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  Soldiers.

• 41:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  And he was a soldier. He was a soldier. So, look, firing squad, I understand.

• 41:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  Public execution, live stream, that's absurd.

• 41:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's also.

• 41:18Speaker 01

  Dumbest ideas I've ever heard.

• 41:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, not right now. I mean, also the video will just get out. Like you can just release the video.

• 41:24Matt McCusker?

  They probably won't record it though.

• 41:25Matt McCusker?

  They're gonna record it. They probably have to for like weird military purposes.

• 41:29Matt McCusker?

  So like.

• 41:30Matt McCusker?

  They'll probably send, it can do a little internal memo.

• 41:32Speaker 01

  Oh, and he was a paraplegic.

• 41:34Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 41:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're gonna, they're gonna live firing squad a guy.

• 41:37Matt McCusker?

  He became, he was a paraplegic when he did this?

• 41:40Speaker 01

  No, he got shot while he was killing.

• 41:42Matt McCusker?

  Damn. Was he on some like?

• 41:44Speaker 01

  Muslim.

• 41:46Matt McCusker?

  And he like, he like, was like, I'm doing that. He was like a, he was a double agent?

• 41:50Speaker 01

  He, he in his mind decided he was a double agent.

• 41:53Matt McCusker?

  Jesus.

• 41:54Speaker 01

  And then, uh, yeah, they were gonna firing squad a guy on, live streaming in a wheelchair.

• 42:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, oh man, we don't need that. I mean, like handle biz, go do what you gotta do, but damn dude, you don't gotta be putting that out like that. What is the thought behind it? Like, we need, this will like really get us.

• 42:09Matt McCusker?

  Dude's nuts.

• 42:10Speaker 01

  He's like, we need to show this country. The last time we did it was World War II and back then I liked our mentality. Our mentality was to win. It's like, dude.

• 42:18Matt McCusker?

  By shooting a guy in a fucking wheelchair? So just shoot him. If you gotta, that's nasty business to have to shoot a guy in a wheelchair.

• 42:23Matt McCusker?

  Just take him out with a needle. Get rid of.

• 42:25Matt McCusker?

  Did you hear about the lady who survived the needle?

• 42:27Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 42:27Matt McCusker?

  We're news swapping right now.

• 42:29Matt McCusker?

  Damn dude, I gotta get back online more heavily.

• 42:31Matt McCusker?

  They gave her the lethal injection and she just champed it.

• 42:33Speaker 01

  Twice.

• 42:34Matt McCusker?

  Damn, they should just let her go then.

• 42:36Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 42:36Matt McCusker?

  What was your crime?

• 42:38Matt McCusker?

  It was pretty bad.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  Although she was like 17 when she did it.

• 42:41Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 42:41Matt McCusker?

  What'd she do?

• 42:42Speaker 01

  She murdered a friend down in the woods and then like kept her skull as like a, she like brought pieces of her skull to show people. Yeah, she was.

• 42:51Matt McCusker?

  Not good stuff.

• 42:52Matt McCusker?

  17?

• 42:52Speaker 01

  She was ready to go though.

• 42:53Matt McCusker?

  And she survived two lethal injections? They should just keep her somewhere.

• 42:57Speaker 01

  Second one put her in a coma and they like are resuscitating her. They're like keeping her alive. It's like dude, let, like, come on, it's still work.

• 43:05Matt McCusker?

  A tank?

• 43:06Speaker 01

  She must be, she might be the devil.

• 43:08Matt McCusker?

  She's like Rasputin dude, yeah.

• 43:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, she took the second one. They said the first one, she was just snoring.

• 43:15Matt McCusker?

  They gotta let her, they gotta let her be.

• 43:17Speaker 01

  Kind of a legend.

• 43:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they might just be like, yo, you, you win.

• 43:20Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying. If they tried twice or.

• 43:22Matt McCusker?

  She's got cheat codes on.

• 43:23Matt McCusker?

  Put her next to the guy in the wheelchair and just handle biz.

• 43:25Speaker 01

  I met somebody who met her.

• 43:26Matt McCusker?

  Who?

• 43:28Matt McCusker?

  Just some guy?

• 43:28Speaker 01

  I can't say who.

• 43:29Matt McCusker?

  Hello.

• 43:31Speaker 01

  Cut that.

• 43:32Matt McCusker?

  Why?

• 43:34Speaker 01

  Cause they were in school in Tennessee and was studying like a criminal justice thing and they went to the prison to interview those people.

• 43:46Matt McCusker?

  Fuck.

• 43:46Speaker 01

  And.

• 43:47Matt McCusker?

  Hello.

• 43:48Speaker 01

  I was told that that lady was wild. It was.

• 43:54Speaker 01

  I was told that that lady was wild.

• 43:56Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 43:57Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck?

• 43:59Matt McCusker?

  It was a crime.

• 44:00Matt McCusker?

  Her crime was nuts. It was, uh, her and her boyfriend, they tortured and murdered, uh, another like job corp classmate for a long time. And they were like, but they like beat her slow. Like not just like, and then they were like carving pentagrams in there. She, for real might be the devil.

• 44:18Matt McCusker?

  Jesus.

• 44:19Speaker 01

  And the boyfriend I'm sure is.

• 44:21Matt McCusker?

  He's dawdy, he's toast.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  He probably got killed years ago.

• 44:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 44:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 44:25Matt McCusker?

  I don't even see anything about it.

• 44:26Speaker 01

  It's tough to get a lady on the death row.

• 44:27Matt McCusker?

  There's not a lot of them, man. It's so nuts that she just took the jab and was like, what?

• 44:34Matt McCusker?

  Oh my.

• 44:35Speaker 01

  It is funny. They took her to the hospital after though.

• 44:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's weird.

• 44:38Matt McCusker?

  Don't you think they, yeah, just like kill her real quick?

• 44:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 44:41Matt McCusker?

  If that was my job, I'd be like.

• 44:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, otherwise there's so much paperwork.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  I, I don't mind the firing squad.

• 44:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but televising is kind of weird.

• 44:49Speaker 01

  Oh, televising is insane. I'm just saying, I'm just saying in general.

• 44:52Matt McCusker?

  You don't mind.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  That's a.

• 44:54Matt McCusker?

  It's not a bad way to take someone out.

• 44:56Speaker 01

  You get 15.

• 44:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 44:58Speaker 01

  15 bullets, you go.

• 44:59Matt McCusker?

  You're toast, yeah.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  Hopefully quick.

• 45:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the needle, I don't sell like needles like that. I kinda might prefer the firing squad. Aim, I mean, aim true, have some mercy on me, hit me in the plug, give me the head. But yeah, that's the needle.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  Aim for your chest.

• 45:12Matt McCusker?

  Do they?

• 45:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think they had my.

• 45:14Matt McCusker?

  They probably go, they probably get the cross section.

• 45:16Speaker 01

  They might miss that dome. Take a chunk out of your head, that would suck.

• 45:20Matt McCusker?

  Where they do like three here, three, you know, everyone's got a spot.

• 45:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, maybe so.

• 45:25Speaker 01

  I know what you'd do.

• 45:26Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 45:26Speaker 01

  I know.

• 45:26Matt McCusker?

  What are you doing?

• 45:29Speaker 01

  I know exactly where you're aiming, cause no one's gonna know who did that.

• 45:36Speaker 01

  You just go a little early. You go on to aim, you go, oh, sorry, fellas.

• 45:44Matt McCusker?

  Snap second too early.

• 45:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, the firing squad's fine. And also, by the way, that's a military tributary. That's, that's none of my business. That's military business.

• 45:54Matt McCusker?

  Military stuff, yeah.

• 45:54Matt McCusker?

  Military, that's Jaguar. That's Jaguar.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  That's guy stuff.

• 45:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's purely guy stuff. Light them up. But I, I mean, also though, my thing is like, if you don't like it, don't watch it. You know? We're, we're really.

• 46:05Speaker 01

  It's more, it's more about what we're doing as a country, brother. Livestreaming executions is, come on.

• 46:10Matt McCusker?

  They should just get rid of live, most like 90% of live streams in general are pretty fucking stupid.

• 46:15Matt McCusker?

  Tell it to Rain Bet.

• 46:17Matt McCusker?

  What's that?

• 46:17Matt McCusker?

  Steak, Steak's gonna be on your ass.

• 46:18Matt McCusker?

  What's Steak?

• 46:19Matt McCusker?

  Steak is like the number one, it's like a gambling app.

• 46:22Speaker 01

  In every video.

• 46:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, a lot of the live streams are sponsored by Steak. That's how you make, that's like one of the ways you make a lot of money live.

• 46:28Speaker 01

  I don't know what it is. It looks like an online casino.

• 46:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, probably.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  It always looks like a slot machine every time I see it. I have no idea what it is.

• 46:34Matt McCusker?

  It's, I think it's exactly that.

• 46:36Matt McCusker?

  Like it's a video that's.

• 46:37Speaker 01

  It, within a video, like say there's a video of a guy who goes in and bothers Indian guys at 7-Eleven.

• 46:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  In the middle of it, he'll go, hold on, I gotta use this steak app real quick.

• 46:47Matt McCusker?

  He's like, hey.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  And then he'll go back to being like, just.

• 46:49Matt McCusker?

  Oh, so he's getting paid to, like while he's making trolling videos, he's getting sponsored to make a quick.

• 46:55Matt McCusker?

  To be fair, it's the good thing about them. They do fund all of the rage bait that everybody loves. Like you'll get a guy, I saw one yesterday, I, dude, I, I couldn't stop laughing. I think I sent it to you.

• 47:05Matt McCusker?

  You sent it to me where he's like, I'm not the one, man.

• 47:06Matt McCusker?

  Dude, he walks, he walks up to this guy, goes, and they all put on like Walmart blue vests. So, but he walks up to the guy, he's gotta be a Native American dude. He's totally decked out in the gear. And he's just sitting there. He's kind of like a nerd too. And the guy walks up, he's like, hey man, uh, I saw you, the guy's with his mom. He's like, I saw you looking at me. Did you like think I was cute or something? And the guy goes, I'm not the fucking one, brother. It's the, it's my favorite. I'm not, you best get to stepping. Boy, you've got him, boy. Boy, I'm not the one.

• 47:34Matt McCusker?

  People are paying sponsorships in those videos now?

• 47:38Matt McCusker?

  And they'll, and they'll go, hold on, let me do a Rain Bet. They'll go into a bar, like.

• 47:41Matt McCusker?

  I saw that, but I thought it was part of the skit. I thought they were making fun of product placement.

• 47:45Matt McCusker?

  No, they're doing product placement.

• 47:46Matt McCusker?

  He was like, what's the guy where he covers everything in tinfoil? And he's like, Rain Bet.

• 47:49Matt McCusker?

  Yes, it's all of them. And they go, hold on, let me see. And if you like get three diamonds, you win a thousand bucks.

• 47:54Matt McCusker?

  He was making a joke about sponsorship.

• 47:56Matt McCusker?

  Probably not, dude.

• 47:57Matt McCusker?

  That's fucking insanity.

• 47:57Matt McCusker?

  They'll sponsor any, like you can like throw a basketball in an old guy's head and be like, oh, we just Rain Bet real quick. And Rain Bet's like, yeah, here's a thousand bucks. Good job.

• 48:05Matt McCusker?

  That's fucking demonic.

• 48:06Matt McCusker?

  It's pretty, it's pretty bad.

• 48:08Matt McCusker?

  So they're like paying kids to do like fucked up things on camera?

• 48:10Matt McCusker?

  Yes. Probably like a lot too.

• 48:13Matt McCusker?

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• 51:08Matt McCusker?

  That's fucking wild.

• 51:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:10Matt McCusker?

  I saw that Billy sent me a video of that guy who covers himself in tinfoil. Have you ever seen it? This dude covers his whole car in tinfoil that like pulls up the car washes. And like dudes are like, he's like, don't touch that, don't touch that. It'll be like rain bet and he gets a rain.

• 51:24Speaker 01

  That's a good prank though. That's a harmless prank.

• 51:27Matt McCusker?

  And he's covered in tinfoil. Dudes are trying to clean his car and he's like, don't touch the tinfoil.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  That's a good prank.

• 51:34Matt McCusker?

  It's a good prank. But he just keeps screaming rain bet the whole time. And I thought he was pretending. I thought it was part of like.

• 51:40Speaker 01

  The guys, the guys going into Walmarts and like furniture stores and screaming.

• 51:46Speaker 01

  I, I wish it wasn't the funniest thing. It's so funny.

• 51:51Matt McCusker?

  Three people, three or four.

• 51:53Speaker 01

  Three separate dudes.

• 51:53Matt McCusker?

  And they're all in on it. So they'll go to like a Target and the one guy will go.

• 51:59Matt McCusker?

  And they come by, he'll leave and the other guy will go, the fuck is that?

• 52:02Speaker 01

  They'll all blame one guy and that guy in the back will scream and be like, see, I told you it wasn't me.

• 52:09Matt McCusker?

  I wish I was like 30 years younger. It would have been so much fun. There'll be a guy hiding in a trash can that finally opened it like, motherfucker, get out of here.

• 52:18Speaker 01

  The furniture store where the guy freaks out.

• 52:21Matt McCusker?

  I like the sir guy. Did you ever see a sir guy who can pitch his voice and go, sir? And it sounds like a woman ever goes, help me.

• 52:30Matt McCusker?

  He's like in gas stations and shit. Sir, help me. What the fuck was that for?

• 52:35Speaker 01

  I gotta find the furniture.

• 52:37Matt McCusker?

  Dude, this is a rain bet one. They do it, they get a speaker and they bring it to like, they bring the fast food and it's just gay porn audio. So it'll be like a guy getting clapped.

• 52:50Matt McCusker?

  Alan, I need some help.

• 52:55Speaker 05

  What?

• 52:55Matt McCusker?

  How, two hours you haven't had.

• 52:59Matt McCusker?

  Guys, I don't know what the deal is, but I don't like it.

• 53:02Speaker 05

  No, what are you talking about?

• 53:04Matt McCusker?

  There's seven of you guys here.

• 53:06Speaker 05

  I don't know that. I came in by myself.

• 53:08Matt McCusker?

  Why are you shouting?

• 53:09Speaker 05

  That wasn't me. Check the cameras. If you have some, I, I wouldn't shout at you. See, you see they're calling you.

• 53:19Speaker 05

  Bill, that I wouldn't have done that. I came in first, I was already interested. I don't know any of these guys. There's somebody shouting that I can't see. Can I buy that washer? Get the fuck out of the store right now. Ow. Oh, you get the fuck out of the store.

• 53:35Matt McCusker?

  People sponsor that shit?

• 53:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:37Matt McCusker?

  That is insanity.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  Check this dude, this guy, dude, get a load of this guy. It's my boy right now.

• 53:43Speaker 05

  I just saw, I walked down the aisle, it looked like you were maybe like looking at me. Did you want my phone number? Did you, did you think I was cute? What? I just, I thought you wanted more. Are you fucking trolling me right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I won. I will fucking. Yes, sir.

• 54:00Matt McCusker?

  You got that boy?

• 54:01Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 54:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's.

• 54:02Speaker 01

  That's fucking insanity.

• 54:04Matt McCusker?

  Bro, and then the mom, after it's all done, the mom's like, you work here, right? How much is this chain right?

• 54:11Matt McCusker?

  Also, sometimes they set it up where like, that's a total costume.

• 54:14Speaker 01

  Oh, the whole thing set up?

• 54:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, there's, they do it too, where that guy could be a plant. Cause there's, there's, I know these two other dudes, you ever see Chad and Sean? He go, he wears his black dude wears a neck brace.

• 54:25Speaker 01

  It's so good.

• 54:26Matt McCusker?

  And just walks in and he'll be like, oh, fuck you. Cause the guy will walk by.

• 54:29Speaker 01

  Fucking suck your dick right now, buddy.

• 54:31Matt McCusker?

  Cause he'll be in Home Depot and a dude, a white guy will walk up to him and be like, don't waste your time with this fucking loser. And he'll be like, the fuck you say to me, buddy? I'll fucking, my dad will come here and twist your nuts and, and like, I'll suck your dick. I'll drain the, and then like the employees like, and they go back. He's like, help me out here.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  Start a fight and then see who joins.

• 54:47Matt McCusker?

  That's dude, he's banned. I've met that guy. He's banned from like all the Walmarts or Targets and like.

• 54:54Speaker 01

  And then someone's just camming it from like a secret angle.

• 54:56Matt McCusker?

  It's a lot of meta glasses, cam from a secret angle. It's dude, it's the funniest shit in the world. Yeah, he just moved to like a new state so, cause he was like kicked out of almost every retailer. To relocate.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  But I think that's the future of the internet.

• 55:09Matt McCusker?

  It's so funny.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  It's just gonna be nothing but videos like that as far as.

• 55:12Matt McCusker?

  But it's so funny, dude. It is.

• 55:16Matt McCusker?

  Especially when you get dudes who are like 60 and you're like, there's another one that you walk up and go, oh shit, man. A lot of black dudes do it, the old black dudes will roll up and be like, yo, don't I know you from? And they're like, they'll get some sort of information. Dude, I grew, I remember and they'll be like, yeah, man. Yeah, man, remember you fucked me? And it'll be like, I didn't fuck, what the fuck? I didn't fuck nobodies again. It used to fuck me, it like messing me up. I was little and you fucked me.

• 55:38Speaker 01

  Did you see those two brothers, those two bros that do, uh, they'll like interview somebody at Walmart and then mid, they'll just both drop their shorts. While they're talking, both their shorts fall down and people are like, god damn it.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  Or make a black dude, put his arm up and twirl for him.

• 55:55Matt McCusker?

  I've seen that where they twirl the dudes on a date and they fucking snap.

• 55:59Speaker 01

  The worst. I mean, yeah, I can't, I wouldn't be able to handle it.

• 56:03Matt McCusker?

  Getting twirled would fucking kill me.

• 56:05Speaker 01

  Any of these, I could be that guy spazzing.

• 56:07Matt McCusker?

  The worst.

• 56:08Speaker 01

  Three kids came into my work and were screaming.

• 56:10Matt McCusker?

  Oh dude.

• 56:11Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 56:12Matt McCusker?

  There's a guy who finds like drunk guys like passed out and he runs up and puts a meta glasses on and picks him up by the legs and just goes. And they're like, ah, ah. That one's pretty fun.

• 56:25Speaker 01

  Spinning bums.

• 56:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, spinning bums. There's a bum spinner out there.

• 56:29Speaker 01

  Jesus. I hope the bums are in on that. I hope that's fake.

• 56:32Matt McCusker?

  What is all this shit on? How am I not seeing any of this?

• 56:34Speaker 01

  Your algo's beat, bro.

• 56:35Matt McCusker?

  Instagram or like.

• 56:36Speaker 01

  You gotta beat algo.

• 56:37Matt McCusker?

  I do have a beat algo. You probably have like Disney bounding shit on there.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  What?

• 56:41Matt McCusker?

  Disney bounding?

• 56:42Speaker 01

  You know, that's my.

• 56:44Matt McCusker?

  Was Disney bounding is?

• 56:45Speaker 01

  You don't have Disney bounding?

• 56:46Matt McCusker?

  I don't know anything, dude. Bro, this might be the darkest corner of the internet.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  This is a very dark corner. You're not allowed to actually dress like a character, a Disney character. So they, it's called bounding where you dress like them. Like you color coordinate, like this is who I'm bounding as today.

• 57:01Matt McCusker?

  And then you go to Disney.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  And then you do a dance, a TikTok dance.

• 57:04Matt McCusker?

  And what happens?

• 57:05Speaker 01

  Nothing.

• 57:07Matt McCusker?

  I don't understand the point of it.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  Well, it's, it's kind of like Disney edge. It's like adult Disney edge where like you would wear like.

• 57:13Matt McCusker?

  Do you go and do it at the Magic Kingdom?

• 57:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, but no, you would go to the Magic Kingdom and you'd be wearing like, say you want to bound as Mickey. You'd have like black pants on, red polka dot shirt. And like all the other people like, oh shit, you're bounding. This is great. And like you kind of push it, like it's, you can push it to the limit as far as like people like, damn, you're, that's kind of on the line. Good one.

• 57:32Matt McCusker?

  You should get into Disney adulting, dude.

• 57:39Matt McCusker?

  Shane's tapped in on the Disney bound.

• 57:48Speaker 01

  I'll get a good bound.

• 57:48Matt McCusker?

  It's a lot of reveal. So like you start, it'd be like you and your wife just like walking up to the camera and it's one of those like you snap and then the outfits change and you're bounding as like Gaston and Belle or.

• 58:00Matt McCusker?

  Would you get kicked out?

• 58:01Speaker 01

  They're bounding right now.

• 58:04Speaker 01

  What?

• 58:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 58:09Matt McCusker?

  Dude, what is this?

• 58:10Matt McCusker?

  It's bounding, bro.

• 58:12Matt McCusker?

  What are they, is this like next level comedy or they're arranged individuals?

• 58:15Matt McCusker?

  It's like, I don't know what it is.

• 58:17Speaker 01

  They're just having fun, but certainly.

• 58:20Matt McCusker?

  But like, did something happen because of it?

• 58:21Matt McCusker?

  Nah.

• 58:22Speaker 01

  Nothing happens. They're, they just love Disney.

• 58:25Matt McCusker?

  Oh dang.

• 58:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, like any other.

• 58:26Speaker 01

  The best time.

• 58:27Matt McCusker?

  Are you into the Disney adult scene?

• 58:28Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I'm not into any.

• 58:29Matt McCusker?

  There's a lot of adults that fuck with Disney hard. If you go there now, you'll see a lot of adult couples just there getting like, there's like dudes that go to meet the princesses. And like, they're not like, they're not the bros.

• 58:41Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 58:44Speaker 04

  I kinda like Disney bounding.

• 58:46Matt McCusker?

  Do you really?

• 58:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I could see that.

• 58:48Speaker 04

  It's just, the one I'm finding right now is just a lady who's dressing up like every Disney princess. That's not that bad a content.

• 58:54Matt McCusker?

  But then imagine you gotta dress up with her. Not as a, as a princess, but like you'd have to put on.

• 58:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:59Matt McCusker?

  The colors coordinated clothes and make a TikTok video where you're pretending to be fucking like the teapot from The Little Beast.

• 59:04Speaker 04

  I haven't got it. I think it's what I'm really trying to ease me in.

• 59:07Matt McCusker?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 59:07Speaker 01

  I do.

• 59:11Speaker 01

  No, it's, it's harmless for sure.

• 59:13Matt McCusker?

  Although the kink that might come out later.

• 59:17Speaker 01

  The kink in it.

• 59:17Matt McCusker?

  The kink I could see. If you dressed up like the Frozen characters and went after it, that'd be kinda chill. You mean dad's Anna, mom's Elsa?

• 59:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. That would be, all dressing for Disney bounding would be.

• 59:31Matt McCusker?

  Or if you were the moose.

• 59:33Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, true.

• 59:35Speaker 01

  The whole moose.

• 59:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that would be, yeah, that is, the Disney bounding, I thought it was really upsetting when I watched it. I was like, this is fucked up. They have like kids.

• 59:43Speaker 01

  I know, yeah, I guess it would, yeah, just seeing your parents make content.

• 59:47Matt McCusker?

  That's my, if your kid, like, I don't like when my kids see me on my phone, let alone like recording myself.

• 59:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 59:53Matt McCusker?

  But dude, maybe I'm just an old boomer now.

• 59:55Matt McCusker?

  No, I'll do it for dates. I'll, I'll let Maya hold the camera while I try to do plug tour dates while I'm playing piano. It's funny.

• 1:00:00Matt McCusker?

  That's different, you can explain to her what you're doing. I'm talking about people that are like.

• 1:00:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, hold on.

• 1:00:04Matt McCusker?

  Talking to the camera.

• 1:00:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:06Matt McCusker?

  And their kids are trying to get their attention, but they're like, hold on.

• 1:00:08Matt McCusker?

  I, you know what I like? The people who film their really bad children. They're like, yeah, what the fuck? Oh, you wanna talk shit to me? And it's just a kid like having a complete melting, meltdown freakout. It's like, look how bad this little motherfucker is. And you're like, Jesus, man. That's like humiliating for that kid. He's on the internet.

• 1:00:23Matt McCusker?

  You're putting him on the internet.

• 1:00:24Matt McCusker?

  Total asshole. Did you ever get into the bad kids algorithm? It's a lot, it's badass kids. It's a lot of badass kids just being really naughty.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  Badass kids have always been fun. That's been like a nineties talk show thing for us.

• 1:00:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, that's true.

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  It's always been nice to see.

• 1:00:38Matt McCusker?

  Now, you know what? Now that you say it, yeah, that's just kinda spread.

• 1:00:40Speaker 01

  I do whatever the fuck I want. My mom's a bitch.

• 1:00:43Matt McCusker?

  I smoke weed and I fuck.

• 1:00:44Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 1:00:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, fuck, you're absolutely right. I thought about, I was like thinking this like a new thing.

• 1:00:49Speaker 01

  No, bad kids is.

• 1:00:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I guess bad kids been around forever.

• 1:00:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, that's great. That's great stuff for a lady just sitting there during the day watching some fucking nasty kid being like, yeah, fucking little asshole. Discipline.

• 1:01:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Matt McCusker?

  Cause that was huge. That was Jerry Springer big time.

• 1:01:06Matt McCusker?

  That was like all Jenny Jones and like.

• 1:01:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:09Speaker 01

  That's what my parents did to me.

• 1:01:10Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  They'd send my ass to bootcamp and I said, I'm coming back and you're never gonna cancel me.

• 1:01:16Matt McCusker?

  Mama and dad.

• 1:01:17Speaker 01

  I'm still crazy.

• 1:01:21Matt McCusker?

  They knew, dude. They knew.

• 1:01:22Speaker 01

  They knew.

• 1:01:22Matt McCusker?

  Evil at light of your heart.

• 1:01:24Speaker 01

  They knew I was nasty and mean.

• 1:01:29Matt McCusker?

  I forgot you went to bootcamp.

• 1:01:31Speaker 01

  Don't even get me started on my days at the point.

• 1:01:36Matt McCusker?

  How many weeks was your run?

• 1:01:37Speaker 01

  Don't worry about it.

• 1:01:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm sorry, it's a.

• 1:01:41Matt McCusker?

  Never as a soldier that.

• 1:01:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can't. Hack him around, dude. I don't, I don't try not to talk about it.

• 1:01:45Matt McCusker?

  Just talk about it, dude.

• 1:01:46Matt McCusker?

  I think it's classified, actually.

• 1:01:48Speaker 01

  A lot of it's classified.

• 1:01:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't think you can even.

• 1:01:50Speaker 01

  Now, when I was there, they put me in the CIA. And they, they saw how funny I was.

• 1:01:54Matt McCusker?

  They immediately handpicked you.

• 1:01:56Speaker 01

  They saw, they were like, this guy's funny. He's got a fat face. This can be perfect. We just need him to promote drinking.

• 1:02:03Matt McCusker?

  Last weekend, last weekend, you were done. You were done. Your service.

• 1:02:07Speaker 01

  I was trying to get out.

• 1:02:08Matt McCusker?

  Shane, we got one more job for you. And you go, I can never.

• 1:02:11Matt McCusker?

  It's a long one.

• 1:02:12Matt McCusker?

  I can never.

• 1:02:13Matt McCusker?

  It's a long game.

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  It's the white man's crack. Light beer. Like, you need to distribute this to the community. I said, I'll sell out my people.

• 1:02:25Matt McCusker?

  You had no choice. They fucking compromise you for, you're taking excessive action when you're, you know.

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  I was going, yeah.

• 1:02:31Matt McCusker?

  Don't even wanna talk about it. I was actually, I was actually there too. I was the commander.

• 1:02:34Speaker 01

  Nah, I was the commander. That's how, yeah. People say, how do you guys meet? I go, just.

• 1:02:39Matt McCusker?

  It's comedy.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  The mics. Yeah, right. We met at the point.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  The secret mission.

• 1:02:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I got kicked out, but they're still using me for like.

• 1:02:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:49Matt McCusker?

  Pulled you into dark ops immediately.

• 1:02:50Matt McCusker?

  Ops and shit, yeah. I don't like talking about it. Yeah, private, who started the private military?

• 1:02:57Matt McCusker?

  Didn't, uh, I forget, I, I just found out somebody, they were mentioning someone like, oh yeah, they started Blackwater. It's a. Forget it. They have like a famous heiress, I believe.

• 1:03:08Speaker 01

  Oh, I was gonna say, private militaries have been.

• 1:03:10Matt McCusker?

  Private has been kicking around, yeah. Like, when did we start in America?

• 1:03:15Speaker 01

  Um, I mean, we're talking mercenaries, probably fucking Revolutionary War.

• 1:03:21Matt McCusker?

  Oh, for oil? Who were they conscripted?

• 1:03:25Speaker 01

  I mean, I know we were fighting some mercenaries. When Washington crossed Delaware, he was fighting some Hessians. They weren't even British.

• 1:03:32Matt McCusker?

  Oh?

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. That was another, that was a big, that was a big moment for us.

• 1:03:36Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  We were like, dude, they're killing their own, I thought we were at least like, I thought this was a civil war. They're bringing in Germans to kill us?

• 1:03:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Or, but did you find out who it was?

• 1:03:47Speaker 06

  Um, your Blackwater guy is a guy named Eric Prince and Al Clark from North Carolina. It was in nineteen ninety-six is when Blackwater was founded.

• 1:03:57Matt McCusker?

  I don't know how that even came up. Someone was telling me they knew like one of those two families. Like, yeah, their dad started Blackwater. I was like, god dang.

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 1:04:04Matt McCusker?

  What a guy. That's nice being like, yeah, I'm gonna start.

• 1:04:07Matt McCusker?

  Was someone you were chilling with that my dad started?

• 1:04:08Matt McCusker?

  Or like they knew of the family or something?

• 1:04:10Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 1:04:11Speaker 01

  Told you we were CIA.

• 1:04:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you guys might be CIA, dude.

• 1:04:13Matt McCusker?

  I was just in Carolina way. That's probably how it came up. I had to do a, I had to do a show down in Charlotte.

• 1:04:18Matt McCusker?

  What's that, bro?

• 1:04:20Matt McCusker?

  Ooh.

• 1:04:20Speaker 01

  Don't worry about it.

• 1:04:22Matt McCusker?

  What's that?

• 1:04:23Speaker 01

  Don't worry about it.

• 1:04:23Matt McCusker?

  Oh, I can't even talk on that.

• 1:04:25Matt McCusker?

  You don't even speak on that.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  Discuss that.

• 1:04:26Matt McCusker?

  Ooh.

• 1:04:27Matt McCusker?

  That's nice. That's, we're on full Illuminati right now. Nothing else to do.

• 1:04:31Matt McCusker?

  You gotta throw up the hand signs.

• 1:04:33Matt McCusker?

  Yo, that's sick, dude.

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  Don't worry about what I'm up to.

• 1:04:39Matt McCusker?

  Damn dude, you gotta go full Illuminati. It's your only choice.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  I have to now. I can either hit the spaceman or full Illuminati.

• 1:04:47Matt McCusker?

  I'll go Illuminati. Jay-Z, gotta grow dreads right now. Go dreads and get real into like weird modern art.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  Holding dreads?

• 1:04:55Speaker 01

  Nasty.

• 1:04:58Speaker 01

  I do get into weird modern art.

• 1:04:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, perfect.

• 1:05:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:01Matt McCusker?

  You gotta do an interview and you just gotta explain your bars. Be like, no, it's actually a double entendre.

• 1:05:04Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:05:05Matt McCusker?

  Uh, did you ever see those Jay-Z videos where he explains all of his stuff? He's like, that actually means like five things.

• 1:05:11Matt McCusker?

  With like Rick Rubin being like, exactly.

• 1:05:14Matt McCusker?

  Wow.

• 1:05:15Matt McCusker?

  Amazing.

• 1:05:17Matt McCusker?

  Exactly. Yeah, that's been, that's been big on my, my like, it's, there's, I'm never sadder than like one thirty AM after a show, I can't fall asleep. And I'm just watching Jay-Z talk to Rick, Rick Rubin. I'm like, what the fuck are these guys talking about? Actually means like three things, right?

• 1:05:31Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:05:32Matt McCusker?

  Wow, I can see that.

• 1:05:34Speaker 01

  Nathan, are you excited that Jay-Z is doing the halftime show?

• 1:05:38Speaker 01

  I, I saw it on the internet. I don't know if it's true.

• 1:05:41Matt McCusker?

  Apparently, the last thing I heard was it was.

• 1:05:43Speaker 01

  Apparently, he said he was gonna do it.

• 1:05:45Matt McCusker?

  I kinda liked it.

• 1:05:46Speaker 01

  And I think he, doesn't he pick?

• 1:05:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he does.

• 1:05:48Matt McCusker?

  He's in charge, yeah.

• 1:05:49Matt McCusker?

  He's picking himself? Sick move.

• 1:05:51Matt McCusker?

  That's a tight move. Is TPUSA still gonna do an alternative one?

• 1:05:54Matt McCusker?

  They're supposed to.

• 1:05:55Speaker 01

  They better. Last one ripped.

• 1:05:56Matt McCusker?

  Last one, slap.

• 1:05:57Speaker 01

  Last one got four hundred live stream viewers. People didn't even watch it as a joke. Like, no one watched it.

• 1:06:06Matt McCusker?

  I wa, I watched.

• 1:06:07Matt McCusker?

  I watched both the next morning.

• 1:06:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  Dude, Bad Bunny's was actually nice.

• 1:06:11Matt McCusker?

  Bad Bunny's slap.

• 1:06:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, Bad Bunny's.

• 1:06:12Matt McCusker?

  I'd never heard Bad Bunny.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:14Matt McCusker?

  And then after that, I was like, dude, Bad Bunny fucking rips. I listened to him for like three more days and I forgot about him again.

• 1:06:19Speaker 01

  Bad Bunny's was nice. It is Jay-Z? That's exciting.

• 1:06:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's.

• 1:06:23Matt McCusker?

  I thought it was supposed to be a lady this year.

• 1:06:26Speaker 06

  Well, it might be Roc Nation.

• 1:06:27Matt McCusker?

  Miley, I thought it was Miley.

• 1:06:28Speaker 04

  I think it was close to be a Miley and then they.

• 1:06:30Speaker 01

  Man, I hope it's, I hope it's Roc Nation.

• 1:06:33Matt McCusker?

  It's gonna be Roc Nation.

• 1:06:34Speaker 01

  I hope he gets the diplomats up there.

• 1:06:35Matt McCusker?

  Brings everyone out. It'd be sick.

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  Cameron, Dipset. There's only one guy they're gonna leave out.

• 1:06:41Matt McCusker?

  Who?

• 1:06:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, Mr. West.

• 1:06:43Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:45Speaker 01

  That could be a nice return.

• 1:06:46Matt McCusker?

  Dude, they bring you back.

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  I think he said some rotten stuff about Jay-Z.

• 1:06:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he went hard on him.

• 1:06:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't think, yeah, I don't think he'll.

• 1:06:55Matt McCusker?

  He said some, you're not my friendship anymore.

• 1:06:58Matt McCusker?

  He, I remember, I remember. Right, he probably won't be there.

• 1:07:03Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, dude. Friendship's friendship, though.

• 1:07:04Speaker 01

  He could hit the TPUSA halftime though.

• 1:07:06Matt McCusker?

  Dude, they're doing all yay TPUSA.

• 1:07:11Speaker 06

  They gotta do the public execution in a Kanye concert for the TPUSA halftime show.

• 1:07:17Speaker 01

  And Victoria's Secret fashion show. Similar, simulcast.

• 1:07:20Matt McCusker?

  For TP?

• 1:07:21Speaker 01

  TPUSA is Kanye live firing squad with the Angels walking.

• 1:07:27Matt McCusker?

  With the, with, uh, fuck, who was the guy who owned the Angels?

• 1:07:30Matt McCusker?

  Lex, Lex Wexner.

• 1:07:31Matt McCusker?

  Lex Wexner, Victoria's Secret? That'd be cool.

• 1:07:35Matt McCusker?

  What's, what's Lex West, uh, Lex West interrupting or Lex West?

• 1:07:38Matt McCusker?

  He's laying low, dude.

• 1:07:39Matt McCusker?

  Chilling?

• 1:07:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's chilling.

• 1:07:41Matt McCusker?

  Doesn't remember a lot.

• 1:07:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's staying out all night.

• 1:07:43Matt McCusker?

  It's very interesting.

• 1:07:44Speaker 01

  I was just thinking you'd bring that up. I don't remember that.

• 1:07:46Matt McCusker?

  Are they really, are the Angels now in bed with TPUSA?

• 1:07:48Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:07:49Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 1:07:49Matt McCusker?

  I thought Queen Erica fucking hooked that up.

• 1:07:51Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:07:51Matt McCusker?

  Is Rock gonna do it again?

• 1:07:53Matt McCusker?

  Who?

• 1:07:53Matt McCusker?

  Bob Ritchie gonna do it again?

• 1:07:56Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:07:57Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 1:07:57Speaker 01

  I hope so.

• 1:07:58Matt McCusker?

  The lead up was where it was at, though. With that dude doing that song about like, I just wanna drink my beer.

• 1:08:06Matt McCusker?

  I saw.

• 1:08:07Speaker 01

  Could be any of those songs.

• 1:08:08Matt McCusker?

  Not like the one dude that came out when he was like.

• 1:08:11Matt McCusker?

  The guy who was talking about his knuckles?

• 1:08:13Matt McCusker?

  There was like the three like sexy country dudes.

• 1:08:16Matt McCusker?

  Yep.

• 1:08:16Matt McCusker?

  Who did like the thing. And then there was the guy who sang the song. It's like, I just wanna like walk my dog and drink my beer.

• 1:08:22Speaker 01

  I gotta say, that's pretty odd to bring out a bunch of sexy dudes.

• 1:08:25Matt McCusker?

  That was the open.

• 1:08:26Speaker 01

  To literally counteract the Hispanic sexy dude. Be like, my wife ain't watching that.

• 1:08:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they brought.

• 1:08:32Speaker 01

  Bring out a hot white guy.

• 1:08:33Matt McCusker?

  Like cool Mohawk type shit and like.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  That's fucking weird.

• 1:08:36Matt McCusker?

  There was a really bitchin' violin solo that I will say, no one.

• 1:08:40Matt McCusker?

  That was nice.

• 1:08:41Matt McCusker?

  There was a bitchin' violin solo.

• 1:08:42Matt McCusker?

  And the opening, the, the Jimi Hendrix, uh, Star Spangled Banner thing.

• 1:08:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:46Matt McCusker?

  Brought to you.

• 1:08:47Matt McCusker?

  That did. I remember watching that, trying to be like.

• 1:08:51Matt McCusker?

  I watched Bad Bunny first.

• 1:08:52Matt McCusker?

  Unprogrammed, like, what do I think about these two things? I remember I was like, was not genuinely, just wasn't for me, the TPUSA, but I remember like violin solo was nice. No one talked about it.

• 1:09:01Matt McCusker?

  The what?

• 1:09:01Matt McCusker?

  Violin solo. I was like, that kinda did.

• 1:09:03Matt McCusker?

  But I think what you're supposed to do is watch Bad Bunny and like get all that horniness up and then put that right into TPUSA and it brought you back down.

• 1:09:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, that's what I.

• 1:09:12Speaker 01

  It's like an electrical transformer, like.

• 1:09:13Matt McCusker?

  I watched him back to that. I literally finished Bad Bunny while TPUSA let up.

• 1:09:18Matt McCusker?

  And then you were so titillated.

• 1:09:19Matt McCusker?

  Thirty minutes, I just slowly came back down.

• 1:09:21Matt McCusker?

  Came back down to like praying.

• 1:09:22Matt McCusker?

  That's not bad.

• 1:09:27Speaker 01

  Just watching the Seahawks Patriots.

• 1:09:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you're up here just thinking about losing, leaving your family to go to Puerto Rico. You're like, I could just fucking go.

• 1:09:33Matt McCusker?

  I like woke up in the morning and checked my phone and was like, oh, I'll watch both halftime shows right now.

• 1:09:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they were, you know, both fine. I don't know.

• 1:09:42Matt McCusker?

  Bad Bunny, I don't know. I think they were tied. I think they were meant to be a two partner. I think they were meant to be watched together.

• 1:09:48Matt McCusker?

  True. We're never sure as strong as when we, you know, come together like that.

• 1:09:51Speaker 01

  You're saying TPUSA was Empire Strikes Back?

• 1:09:54Matt McCusker?

  They were, they, they were meant to be one long thing.

• 1:09:56Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 1:09:57Matt McCusker?

  So you were supposed to watch Bad Bunny and then go right into TPUSA and just ride that out.

• 1:10:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:03Matt McCusker?

  Cause Bad Bunny was titillating.

• 1:10:04Speaker 01

  And just play Dark Side of the Moon the whole time.

• 1:10:07Matt McCusker?

  Put them both on mute.

• 1:10:11Matt McCusker?

  Jack off.

• 1:10:14Matt McCusker?

  Just lose your fucking mind.

• 1:10:15Matt McCusker?

  Mash it to the Wizard of Oz. If you, if you mute the Wizard of Oz, then watch Bad Bunny into TPUSA.

• 1:10:21Matt McCusker?

  I'll tell you what, if they don't have the two guys grinding again this year, I'm gonna be pissed.

• 1:10:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that was a nice time. Remember Bad Bunny, two guys grinding? They were just randomly two guys humping on a truck.

• 1:10:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, there was two guys, there was two guys humping on a truck.

• 1:10:33Matt McCusker?

  I was bouncing.

• 1:10:34Matt McCusker?

  You don't have those two, dude, that's the new, that should be our new flag.

• 1:10:36Matt McCusker?

  That should just be the staple of the Super Bowl.

• 1:10:38Matt McCusker?

  We should just have two Puerto Rican guys smashing their dicks together for our flag. That was, that was powerful.

• 1:10:43Speaker 01

  Well, it was, we should bring back the old, the old Super Bowls used to be like a dog jumping through a flame. High school marching band, couple of dogs jumping around.

• 1:10:52Matt McCusker?

  Was it really like that?

• 1:10:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, it literally, it was like a high school halftime show.

• 1:10:55Matt McCusker?

  Who was the first?

• 1:10:56Matt McCusker?

  It was like tassled American women, like singing like Jolene and shit.

• 1:11:00Matt McCusker?

  That's cra- I didn't know that.

• 1:11:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:02Matt McCusker?

  It didn't pop off until.

• 1:11:03Speaker 01

  Literally a color guard and a marching band would come out.

• 1:11:05Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:11:05Matt McCusker?

  When did it pop off?

• 1:11:07Matt McCusker?

  Jan Jackson's titty.

• 1:11:08Matt McCusker?

  Nah, but that was, there was, there was a couple.

• 1:11:10Speaker 01

  Prince, MJ was before that.

• 1:11:11Matt McCusker?

  Oh, wow. Who was the first?

• 1:11:15Matt McCusker?

  The first like mega one?

• 1:11:16Matt McCusker?

  Mega halftime show.

• 1:11:17Matt McCusker?

  I don't remember.

• 1:11:18Speaker 06

  First celeb was a lady named Carol Channing in the 1970.

• 1:11:23Matt McCusker?

  What the hell was she?

• 1:11:23Matt McCusker?

  But who was the first like over the top production like?

• 1:11:27Speaker 06

  It looks like Carol Channing. She was kinda had a lot of shit going on, but she was like a Broadway actress and I guess she like did a number or something. She sung When the Saints Go Marching In.

• 1:11:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it used to be good times.

• 1:11:39Speaker 06

  Um, I'm trying to find a bigger celeb.

• 1:11:41Speaker 01

  I would like to see, I would, I would, Michael, MJ had the Vegas.

• 1:11:45Matt McCusker?

  Or New Kids on the Block was 91.

• 1:11:48Matt McCusker?

  Damn, I kinda remember that.

• 1:11:49Matt McCusker?

  And that was the transit, it's labeled as the pop transition.

• 1:11:52Matt McCusker?

  All right, I kinda remember.

• 1:11:53Speaker 01

  I'd like to see Monkey Rodeo.

• 1:11:54Matt McCusker?

  NKOTB came up.

• 1:11:56Speaker 01

  That would be a great halftime.

• 1:11:57Matt McCusker?

  Monkey Rodeo would be sick.

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:59Matt McCusker?

  Puppy Bowl would be nice, too.

• 1:12:01Speaker 01

  Puppy Bowl is nice.

• 1:12:01Matt McCusker?

  You gotta do center stage for the Puppy Bowl. Puppy Bowl would be fire. Jay-Z, Jay-Z's gonna have a ton of guests, I would imagine.

• 1:12:08Matt McCusker?

  Oh, he can't.

• 1:12:08Matt McCusker?

  Also, Queen B better be there.

• 1:12:10Matt McCusker?

  100%.

• 1:12:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, she'll be there.

• 1:12:12Matt McCusker?

  I'd need her to be there so I could be like, there's a Beyonce concert tonight and there's a football game on before it. What was the first year that happened? What do you mean? Where girls would be like, they're.

• 1:12:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's.

• 1:12:23Matt McCusker?

  They'll be like.

• 1:12:23Matt McCusker?

  Oh, where they're kinda like, this is the real.

• 1:12:25Matt McCusker?

  There's a Beyonce concert tonight. I think there's a football game happening before it.

• 1:12:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:30Speaker 01

  Taylor Swift's husband's playing in the Super Bowl.

• 1:12:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, like that.

• 1:12:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:34Matt McCusker?

  I support that.

• 1:12:35Matt McCusker?

  I never got it.

• 1:12:35Matt McCusker?

  I forget his name all the time.

• 1:12:36Speaker 01

  I honestly never really had a problem with that.

• 1:12:38Matt McCusker?

  With what?

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  I'd never understood the outrage of that, of people being like, fucking camera's gonna show Taylor Swift again. It's like, yeah, she's the most famous person alive.

• 1:12:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, like, why would they not?

• 1:12:49Speaker 01

  She's at the game.

• 1:12:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. I never under- I don't understand 99% of outrage.

• 1:12:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:55Matt McCusker?

  Cause things that are genuinely outrageous, no one ever complains about.

• 1:12:58Matt McCusker?

  True. I, I think that was just like, yeah, it was just like, this is all about her now.

• 1:13:03Speaker 01

  I'm trying to watch the guys.

• 1:13:06Matt McCusker?

  There are some dudes out there, though.

• 1:13:07Matt McCusker?

  Huh?

• 1:13:08Matt McCusker?

  There's some dudes that get outraged by stuff like that.

• 1:13:10Matt McCusker?

  True. I, I think it really was just like, I don't like her here.

• 1:13:15Matt McCusker?

  I think it's like, dude.

• 1:13:16Matt McCusker?

  I don't think there's any thought.

• 1:13:17Speaker 01

  I don't think she should be at the game.

• 1:13:19Matt McCusker?

  I think it's dudes that like stopped mentally developing in like third grade. They're like, fucking girls, I'm football. Like, this is boys.

• 1:13:25Matt McCusker?

  But I don't like her, I don't like her music. Get her out of here. Yeah, I know. I truly didn't really understand, other than being like, it's all being set up and like, there's this whole ploy. I, I don't know. I don't know what.

• 1:13:36Matt McCusker?

  There was that conspiracy that they were being brought together by like, uh, CCA or someone or whatever, whoever does their, see, I don't know what they're called.

• 1:13:44Speaker 01

  I think that means.

• 1:13:45Matt McCusker?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:13:46Speaker 01

  He's trying to say CAA.

• 1:13:48Matt McCusker?

  What is it?

• 1:13:49Speaker 01

  CAA?

• 1:13:49Matt McCusker?

  CAA. So people were saying CAA.

• 1:13:51Speaker 01

  They were saying it was like a.

• 1:13:52Matt McCusker?

  Creative Artists Agency?

• 1:13:53Speaker 01

  No, yeah, but they were trying to say that their relationship was.

• 1:13:56Matt McCusker?

  Was all stunt.

• 1:13:57Matt McCusker?

  Oh, to like gain, yeah.

• 1:13:59Speaker 01

  But.

• 1:14:01Matt McCusker?

  I think their love is true.

• 1:14:02Matt McCusker?

  I think their love is true.

• 1:14:03Matt McCusker?

  I really do.

• 1:14:04Speaker 01

  I think it'd be hard to talk either of them into.

• 1:14:08Matt McCusker?

  Doing that. Like, how much money would you?

• 1:14:10Matt McCusker?

  Monday night football?

• 1:14:12Matt McCusker?

  Like, listen, dude, I know you wanna have a life, but we're gonna.

• 1:14:14Speaker 01

  You just spiked the ratings here.

• 1:14:15Matt McCusker?

  We're gonna buy the most important part of your life.

• 1:14:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:17Matt McCusker?

  How much would it be to have a kid with Taylor Swift? He's like, I don't know, man. I mean, everyone's got a price.

• 1:14:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, truly.

• 1:14:24Matt McCusker?

  Like, dude, I definitely need that money. I will have a kid with this woman.

• 1:14:28Matt McCusker?

  Is he, is he retiring soon? Is he playing another season?

• 1:14:30Speaker 01

  He's probably retiring soon.

• 1:14:32Matt McCusker?

  Omo?

• 1:14:33Speaker 01

  I don't know if he's announced anything. Yeah, he's having a good year.

• 1:14:37Matt McCusker?

  Oh, well, yeah.

• 1:14:38Matt McCusker?

  His pod's fire.

• 1:14:39Matt McCusker?

  His pod is fire. Kelsey Brothers rule.

• 1:14:42Speaker 01

  Kelsey Brothers rule.

• 1:14:43Matt McCusker?

  That's my plan B. If my fucking, uh, Austin sucks comedy videos don't work, let's see if me and Mac can get a brother pod like that.

• 1:14:50Matt McCusker?

  Dude.

• 1:14:50Matt McCusker?

  Where we just interview like football players, interview like.

• 1:14:54Matt McCusker?

  Be sick.

• 1:14:54Matt McCusker?

  Sports dudes. It should be like sick.

• 1:14:57Speaker 01

  I love, I love it.

• 1:14:58Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:14:59Matt McCusker?

  Football.

• 1:15:00Matt McCusker?

  I haven't watched it since like the Bengals Super Bowl in 88.

• 1:15:03Matt McCusker?

  Tom was a big Buffalo Bills head.

• 1:15:04Matt McCusker?

  I was a Buffalo Bills head for a while.

• 1:15:05Speaker 01

  You should be. Oh, that, that'll get you out of it. Four straight.

• 1:15:08Matt McCusker?

  This was before I really. He was Bill's bandwagon.

• 1:15:13Speaker 01

  Now you're smoking weed going, football sucks.

• 1:15:14Matt McCusker?

  I was a heavy bandwagon kid when I was like, I got rid of the Atlanta Braves when they were in the World Series.

• 1:15:18Matt McCusker?

  He used to torture me for not being Bill's nation. He was like, dude, like the Bills.

• 1:15:22Speaker 01

  Bill's mafia is awesome.

• 1:15:23Matt McCusker?

  Bill, Bill's mafia. Bill's mafia does rule.

• 1:15:25Matt McCusker?

  I fuckin'.

• 1:15:26Matt McCusker?

  Talking to the OG, dude, he was like a early 90s Bill's mafia guy.

• 1:15:29Matt McCusker?

  Back when you picked your favorite sports team by like, what starter jacket your mom had to get you for Christmas?

• 1:15:34Matt McCusker?

  Yep.

• 1:15:36Speaker 01

  Braves is a good one. Especially in Philly, you get to talk shit.

• 1:15:39Matt McCusker?

  When they were, no, I think I switched when they went against the Phillies.

• 1:15:42Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:15:42Matt McCusker?

  But there was one year where the Braves played.

• 1:15:44Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, you were a Braves head, too.

• 1:15:46Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 1:15:46Matt McCusker?

  When everyone was doing the oh, oh, oh.

• 1:15:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:49Matt McCusker?

  It would have been like.

• 1:15:49Speaker 01

  I mean.

• 1:15:52Matt McCusker?

  90?

• 1:15:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were in the 90s, yeah.

• 1:15:55Matt McCusker?

  I was.

• 1:15:55Speaker 01

  Craig Maddox.

• 1:15:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Who was that other dude? Dave Justice, maybe? The one dude was dating, I forget it. This was, dude, you're going back.

• 1:16:04Speaker 01

  I got whiz. How far, how far are we?

• 1:16:06Matt McCusker?

  Oh, we're at one?

• 1:16:07Speaker 01

  Oh, nice.

• 1:16:07Matt McCusker?

  Rock cool.

• 1:16:09Speaker 01

  Getting into sports there, real sports talk. You gotta watch some football.

• 1:16:12Matt McCusker?

  I can't, dude. I don't have the attention span.

• 1:16:15Speaker 01

  It's so exciting and fun.

• 1:16:16Matt McCusker?

  I don't drink either. You got to be drunk.

• 1:16:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:19Matt McCusker?

  If you're not drunk, it's not exciting.

• 1:16:20Speaker 01

  Drink, yeah.

• 1:16:21Matt McCusker?

  I can only watch it when I'm playing Padell. If I'm playing Padell.

• 1:16:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:25Matt McCusker?

  I can, I see the game. I need to get my blood pressure. I need to get my BPMs up like 120 that I can tap in.

• 1:16:30Matt McCusker?

  And I've like thought about getting back into drinking cause it seems like fun down here, but like, I'm not trying to get divorced and stuff.

• 1:16:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, I heard you weren't, I heard you were bad at.

• 1:16:38Matt McCusker?

  I'm very bad at drinking.

• 1:16:39Matt McCusker?

  Dude, yeah, that's awesome.

• 1:16:41Matt McCusker?

  Very.

• 1:16:41Matt McCusker?

  No, dude, it's like naked.

• 1:16:42Matt McCusker?

  It's like lights out. It's like three beers until like one funny joke, then the lights go out and it's like.

• 1:16:47Matt McCusker?

  It's just like naked.

• 1:16:48Matt McCusker?

  I get naked, like I start walking weird.

• 1:16:50Speaker 01

  It's good to have a wild card, though.

• 1:16:51Matt McCusker?

  Creature.

• 1:16:52Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 1:16:53Matt McCusker?

  Nah, it's not where it's at.

• 1:16:54Matt McCusker?

  Dino mode is the worst. You get naked and start eating and they were houseplants and it was just like dinosaur.

• 1:16:59Matt McCusker?

  Oh, God. I turned into an absolute fucking moron. There's like, it's like a shooting star. There's like 20 minutes where like I'm real funny and a really good time. And then everyone has to distance themselves from me.

• 1:17:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:12Matt McCusker?

  Cause like I'll pick one person, say whatever the worst thing is possible.

• 1:17:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:15Matt McCusker?

  And a fight starts and I'm like over here naked by the time the fight.

• 1:17:18Matt McCusker?

  Yep. And then you're in the fight, you're fighting a guy on his behalf. It's the whole time.

• 1:17:23Matt McCusker?

  How much were you drinking?

• 1:17:25Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it was always like the fifth beer, shades went down. It's pretty sick, actually.

• 1:17:30Speaker 01

  The, there was a guy who just got arrested and it was very funny. Uh, he stole a flamingo from a zoo and brought it back to the hotel in Vegas. He grabbed a flamingo out of a zoo by like.

• 1:17:40Matt McCusker?

  This is kinda shit I would do.

• 1:17:41Speaker 01

  Fucking head. He's shirtless, wearing jeans, like, ah, like really hurting his hands.

• 1:17:46Matt McCusker?

  I used to like, if I went drinking in Philly, right, I would like leave a bar and if I had to piss, I would like walk in a hotel, go down the hallway, piss and then walk back.

• 1:17:55Speaker 01

  But that, that obviously isn't funny that he did that, but the, uh, the funny part is he's had, has to go to like court and he's like crying. And then they're like, how many drinks do you have? And he's like, I had 30 to 40 beers.

• 1:18:06Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I would hit like the, I would probably.

• 1:18:08Speaker 01

  30 to 40, somewhere around there.

• 1:18:10Matt McCusker?

  I would hit like the two dozen beer mark.

• 1:18:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:12Matt McCusker?

  But like my lights were going out around.

• 1:18:13Speaker 01

  They were already out.

• 1:18:14Matt McCusker?

  They constantly would get lower and lower. So like when I was a kid, I would drink 20 beers and keep partying. I'd be like, that was awesome last night. And then as I got like 19, 20, 21, it started turning into like, damn, you blacked out like seven beers, three beers. It was just like.

• 1:18:28Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy. It's the bug. You got the bug. You got the Irish bug.

• 1:18:30Matt McCusker?

  But I think if I started drinking now, I don't know if I'd still get that fire. I could handle it. I don't think I'd get that fire in me.

• 1:18:35Speaker 01

  I think you could handle it.

• 1:18:37Matt McCusker?

  Like, I don't have that much fire.

• 1:18:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:39Speaker 01

  It's in there. You've been suppressing it.

• 1:18:41Matt McCusker?

  I've tried, like, I try. I never actually quit drinking. Like, when I first met my wife, like, we went out and like, I tried to get drunk with her and I couldn't do it.

• 1:18:51Speaker 01

  I'll take you out for a spin.

• 1:18:52Matt McCusker?

  Take me out.

• 1:18:53Matt McCusker?

  I bet we can get it done.

• 1:18:55Speaker 01

  All right.

• 1:18:56Matt McCusker?

  I'll livestream it. It'd be like, rain bet, rain bet.

• 1:18:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:00Matt McCusker?

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