The Lying Lover with Lala Milan (Fraud Friday)

What's poppin, con-gregation? Lala Milan is on the show this week to unpack a man who stole dozens of women's hearts... and also their wallets. Stay vigilant! Stay schemin! See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• 0:31Laci Mosley?

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• 0:34Laci Mosley?

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• 2:45Laci Mosley?

  What's poppin', congregation? It's your girl, Lacey Mosley, AKA Scam Goddess. And we back for another installment of this nonsense. Y'all know what it is. Look at that. I sound like a little disc jockey or something? I don't know. I was trying to switch it up for y'all. Okay, well, here comes the regular part. Say it with me. I am very what? Excited for this guest. And I truly, truly am, y'all. Like, this is a huge guest. She is a comedy queen. You've seen her on Boomerang. She has her new poppin' podcast out now on Stitcher called The Salon. We've got Lala Milan. Hey, girl, hey. Oh, my God, I'm so excited. You literally have been bringing me joy and laughter for so long.

• 3:28Laci Mosley?

  So this is just so wonderful. Also, I have to just say, I have to fangirl for a second. I loved your Savage Fenty campaigns. They were- Thank you. Your body looked amazing.

• 3:44Laci Mosley?

  Come on, get me up then. Yes, okay, goon, goon. Okay, this X on mobile, bitch, I got you with the gas. Come on, thank you. Yes, your body looked so good and you were so funny. So I was like entertained. And then I was like, wait a minute, this is an ad. And then for a moment, I was scammed by Mark Zuckerberg because I was like, I'm just watching this. Like, I thought it was content. And I was like, oh, they sell me pants.

• 4:09Laci Mosley?

  Yes, they knew who to choose when it comes to trying to tap into something different, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they did a good job. Because I was like, next thing I knew, I was laughing. And my hand was on my credit card. And I was like, where, how did this get in my hand? Girl, okay, but did you swipe though? Listen, had to. You know, listen, anything Rihanna's out here hawking, I'mma get, okay? She may not give us an album right now, but I will listen to these lip glosses. Look, and that's fine. The lip glosses, the skin, the lingerie, girl. You could get everything but the album right about now, but she making her coins, okay? Right. I feel like if you put on all her products at once, you can hear the music.

• 4:48Laci Mosley?

  Maybe. You know what? I think in one of the disclaimers, it did say, "Music included upon purchase of every item." So, hey. Hey, you know what? I love Rihanna. She's a great... I don't know if she's a scammer, but she's a queen.

• 5:03Laci Mosley?

  So, wait, I have to ask you, Lala. Do you have a relationship with scams? Have you ever been scammed? Or have you ever run a scam? That you can talk about without the statute of limitations?

• 5:15Laci Mosley?

  Girl, y'all trying to get me arrested. They didn't tell me that was a part of this show. Okay, so I've never scammed anybody, but I've seen people scam. And something that I did do back in the day when I was working at Walgreens, I knew the scammers was coming in doing the credit card scams and stuff. So I would tell them. I'd be like, "I'll let you swipe as many cards as you want to. Just leave me a gift card under the tire of that white Chevy Malibu outside. And, you know, we'll be good to go." Because Walgreens wasn't paying me enough. I was overworked and underpaid. So when the scammers came in, I'd be like, "I know what you doing.

• 5:57Laci Mosley?

  And for a small fee on a gift card, I'll let it ride." So that's the closest I ever got to scamming. But I don't think that was scamming. I think that was genius. That was genius. And that's what we call a middleman, okay? Okay, yes, indeed. Like, look, I won't call the cops as long as you leave it. And not leave it under the tire. Very slick, very like, who can know? Yes. Don't leave it on camera. Don't pass me nothing. You doing too much. You making a block hot, okay? Especially at the end of the night when my managers ask the question. It's like, I don't know. Their money wasn't sure. Once I learned that their money wasn't sure, I was like, oh, bah. Good day. They be scamming us. Right.

• 6:41Laci Mosley?

  I mean, every corporation is like squeezing the blood from a stone when it comes for the workers. And then they're turning in record profits every single year. That's how they continue to make money. Like, you get more investors and like... Yeah, and then the little man gets squeezed dry. So you did the right thing. I don't think, I approve of this. Thank you. Technically, you didn't do any crime. You were adjacent to crime. You were in the cul-de-sac of the crime. You know what I mean?

• 7:08Laci Mosley?

  That's perfectly fine. Okay, well, we have a listener letter from someone. Wait, Lala, I need you to give me a fake name, like just any name. Okay. We could go with Slim Thickeanna. Slim Thicke- Okay, Slim Thickeanna says, "Hi, Lacey. I was snooping on Nextdoor," which Nextdoor is that app for like nosey neighbors, mostly white people, to keep tabs on the new browns from the neighborhood. That's funny, okay. That's a girl thing? Yeah, Nextdoor. It's like a neighborhood app. You get on there for the tea. So like if the cops come, then you go on Nextdoor and they'll be like, "Oh, the cops came because so-and-so stole..."

• 7:51Laci Mosley?

  Oh, I need to get on there. It's messy. It's messy. There's probably one for your neighborhood, too. It's really big in L.A. Okay, I'mma check it out. So this Slim Thickeanna says, "I was snooping on Nextdoor and I found this really interesting con. The person posting it was the victim." I'll paraphrase it for you. Thank you, Slim Thickeanna, because you know we don't like no long emails. So it said, "So this person bought a house. And while they were in closing process, a couple and their dog broke into the house through the back door and are now refusing to leave. The new homeowners called the cops and this couple gave some sob story about getting scammed into a fake lease and how their dog has cancer." Damn, they gave the dog cancer too.

• 8:37Laci Mosley?

  They said, "Look, we got scammed in moving into..." And you know it's gonna work. You know it's gonna work because you know people love their dogs. Listen, and police, listen. You better off saying your dog have cancer than being black. It's that, okay. I wasn't even gonna say nothing, but you did. Oh, you are fully welcome to say it on this podcast. Everybody knows. Also, please stop leaving comments on my podcast talking about you as Trump supporter and you feel dejected listening to this show. I don't make this show for Trump supporters, okay? Now, if you want to listen and cringe every now and then, that's on you. But y'all know I'm not over here giving racist joy. Anyways.

• 9:17Laci Mosley?

  If they support Trump, they support racism. And I'm surprised that means that they're supporting you. That's awkward. But some, I don't know, I be feeling like people do their research all the way. But who am I? I'm not into politics, no way.

• 9:30Laci Mosley?

  Not that laugh. I can't, I wish you guys could see Lala. Her face is so expressive.

• 9:35Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, no, I mean, we get into it every now and then, but that's not really what the show is about. But I hate when people leave me reviews like, "You know, I wish you'd just lay off the politics." And it's like, I wish that politics were like for you, where you know they don't really matter. But you know, niggas is getting killed. So guess what? I gotta get involved in politics. I gotta march. My feet hurt, you know?

• 9:56Laci Mosley?

  Freedom is exhausting, okay? Nobody said, when I looked at all the pictures, they look cute in the pictures though, right? Like MLK was in the fly suits. Okay, there were some dogs and some hoses, but for the most part, it looked cute. First of all, what picture? The one picture that you referring to that you, that I think that you saying look cute was MLK at the podium, child, and him raising his hand with all the millions of people right there, the Million Man March. That's the only cute glorified picture that I see. The rest of them, child, you see hoses. It's all in black and white. Anything in black and white just give me a struggle anyways, okay? It was just all bad. That's the struggle filter. You are absolutely right. But I didn't realize until I had to get my black ass out there, start marching this shit.

• 10:38Laci Mosley?

  And I was like, oh, my God, this is exhausting. Indeed, yes, indeed. Why you think Auntie Rosa wasn't trying to move to the back? Her feet was hurting already. Auntie Rosa had been in the struggle at that point. And she was like, no, you don't understand. We just got off the march. I'm sitting here. I'm sitting right here. I ain't going nowhere. Y'all gonna take me to jail? Cool, just pick me up. Bah. Right. Can y'all lift me off the bus? Thank you so much. That's it. So this couple scammed the police saying that, oh, you know, "Hey, we got tricked into moving into this place. And also Scruffy got the cancer, so, you know, help us out." So since they're new owners and haven't moved in yet, the couple that's on Nextdoor, the cops are saying that they should settle this in-

• 11:21Laci Mosley?

  Civil court, which could take months. Even with proof of purchase by the owners, the squatters are protected by tenants' rights with the fake lease papers. The cops apparently didn't even check to verify the lease papers at all. They were just, that's how you know these people weren't black. Because if they were, they would have not only Looked it up and down with a magnifying glass, a zoom lens from the iPhone thirteen, everything. Right. I feel like they would have verified the papers by pulling out their nightsticks and beating on them. I feel like they would have never even read the papers. Why you playing for real, for real? And then ask questions later. Right. Like, oh, they had papers? Damn, we did not even ask, honestly.

• 12:05Laci Mosley?

  We came in and didn't have a conversation at all. Uh, yes, so this lovely Caucasian couple. I love a Caucasian con though. Listen, if I was white, I would be doing Caucasian cons all the time. I would use my alabaster and, and like really just milk it, milk it dry. You know what I mean? Your alabaster, your alabaster. Oh my god. Listen, if you got it. What kind of show did they got me on?

• 12:35Laci Mosley?

  Oh my god.

• 12:38Laci Mosley?

  To all the white people out there listening, y'all are lit. And I know that y'all are not racist because for them, I'm weak. I am weak.

• 12:51Laci Mosley?

  There's a whole bunch of white people who love when black people keep it real and they love it because they're allies. So shout out to y'all. Y'all lit. Right, they are lit. And look, we're not saying nothing bad about white folks. I'm just saying there's privileges that I don't have. And if I had them, I would be riding them till the wheels fell off every single day. Okay, period. I feel that. So the cops said, oh, y'all gotta go settle this in civil court. The homeowners have tried contacting the squatters directly. They've looped in their Realtor and even hired an attorney. They've tried shutting off the utilities, but the squatter seems to know the loopholes to get their shit turned back on. That's literally what it says in the email. The, the homeowners even tried getting the squatter's car towed.

• 13:34Laci Mosley?

  They have multiple records of eviction over the last few years and they've had multiple break-in disputes with other Realtors in the area. So this isn't their first rodeo for sure. They know what they're doing. Now it's just even easier with COVID eviction regulations. Shit's fucked. Didn't even realize it was possible for someone to steal your house like that. Damn. That's insane. It sound like they be living rent-free everywhere that they go and they done did it so much that they literally built up a repertoire of tricks to not get kicked out of houses that they're not paying for. Absolutely. And here's the thing though, I know a lot of people will hear this and be like, see, this is why we need to change the renters' laws and people are taking advantage.

• 14:16Laci Mosley?

  However, you have to think about the situation that these scammers are in too. Like if you're in a situation where you were willing to move whenever you get run out of a house that you broke into and squatted in with no furniture and possibly no utilities, you're probably in a bad spot financially. Uh, you know, a lot of scammers aren't in a bad spot financially. A lot of them are just greedy. Because they be scam, a lot of them be scamming their way to riches and then just get used to not having to pay for stuff and don't want to go legal because it's easier to make quick money or to save money. So these people po- possibly could have a whole business or could possibly be saying they out there homeless. You done seen it.

• 14:59Laci Mosley?

  If they doing this, trust and believe they doing something else because they paying the bills at the house. Right. But do you think though, like, I think like when you talk about the credit card scammers earlier at Walgreens, I feel like those people might be scamming to excess and using that to go buy, you know, iconography like Gucci, Hermes, whatever. But I feel like if I was a scammer, at least just as a human being, I don't want to move every three months or whenever the law comes and forces me to scoot out. Like, I don't want to potentially be homeless every, you know, other day. Like, I feel like that's the place where I wouldn't be trying to scam.

• 15:35Laci Mosley?

  People be different, sis. People be different. Like, some people, the people who squatting in these houses probably like, I would never go into a store and swipe somebody else's credit card. But they damn sure gonna squat in somebody else's house. There's different types of scammers. You know, it just depends on your preference. We talk about a lot of different scammers. I don't know. I just tend to feel for the scammers, especially in a situation like this. Because I just don't know, I guess me, like, I need to know where my house at every day. Like, I don't want to come back to my house and they like, nah, like.

• 16:08Laci Mosley?

  But see, they done found the loopholes. They probably have to give them a notice, uh, like notice of twelve days. Look, we're about to go ahead and take you out. Like, they done did this multiple times. And now at this point, it's like, oh, we'll never have to pay rent again. Let's put that money into, mind you, they said they tried to get their car towed. Girl, they got a car, okay? They got a car. But people be living in their cars though and be homeless. But they're not. They're not. They live in their other person's house. Yeah. So these people, they done figured it out. They just living rent-free, but they putting their money on stuff that they think is more important. Lala is a hardworking woman and I can tell right now she is not a scam empathizer.

• 16:52Laci Mosley?

  I am a scam empathizer, but I appreciate this contrast because we need somebody to come on and have the contrast. Because everybody usually just lets me like bully them into liking scams. So I love this so much. I'm not gonna lie. I, this hustle that they got going on, at this point, like, I'm like, dang. Let me go find some loopholes. Prime example, right? There's these, uh, my boyfriend was working at Google one time and he was like, there is a homeless guy who was sued Google. He sued Google and won millions of dollars and he's still living homeless, but now he advocates for the other homeless people out there. He was super intelligent. He just basically knew all the loopholes to everything.

• 17:36Laci Mosley?

  And he sued multiple companies and he's a multimillionaire off of winning, you know, lawsuits against these huge companies. So I say that to say, some people just enjoy doing what the hell they do. They learn it and it's like, well, hey, you know? And he literally still be living homeless.

• 17:59Laci Mosley?

  Hell, yes. Yes. I need to find out who this man is. But if he's helping people, that's great. Yeah. Yeah, he be advocating for the homeless people, um, out there on Google's grounds. Now, let's be clear. Here's the thing. He may just have a house. Obviously, he's multi, but he still be living homeless every now and again. And his tent is average. Wow, so he doesn't even have the nice, see, I, I will say though, for the most part, I feel like people are, who are unhoused are doing it because they don't have any other choice. I'm not gonna say there aren't any outliers for sure. I'm not gonna say these people squatting may not have created a lifestyle of squatting, absolutely.

• 18:45Laci Mosley?

  Also, I have to say though, whoever the victim is on next door, like, this person is not bad about it. Because I'm currently looking to maybe buy a house. And if I bought a house and somebody was living in that joint when I pulled up, best believe I'm calling my whole family. We will be showing up with bats. We will be showing up with whatever we have to to run you out of the house. We not gonna do this in court. Question is, did they move in after they gave them them a tour of the house or what? So they purchased the house and then the squatter, so basically there was, you know how this, you'll see a for sale sign and then they'll put sold over at some realty companies to try to flex? So then they see the sold sign, but nobody's moved in yet, right? So they break in through the back door and then they were like, great, we live here now.

• 19:30Laci Mosley?

  Oh my god. Yeah, this is different. Did they say what city and state they in? Because it sound like Florida. It really does sound like some Florida shit. I do not know. It does not specify. Sometimes people leave stuff like that out because they don't want to get caught up. But, uh, it doesn't specify what state, but a lot of states have these squatters' rights. And especially in California, we have strong squatters' rights, so. I was about to say, yes, indeed. Yes, indeed. I wouldn't be surprised if it was here too. No, you're right. But there's so many slum lords that we need squatters' rights. So there's only gonna be a few people like this who try to get over. For the most part, it's people living right. However, if you do this shit to me, like, I will take you to court.

• 20:14Laci Mosley?

  And by court, I'm talking about my bat. My bat is named Court. See, and then they gonna come up in there because they used to scam in already with their neck brace, their cast, their wheelchair. All that extra stuff and say, she beat me. She tore me up. Why you sound like the color purple? That's what I was going for. Good. I'm glad you caught the reference. Yes. They gonna roll in on a medical gurney with an ID. They are. Yes. And they're gonna be like, she did this to me. And now you gonna lose your house and your freedom. But see, what if it's in Florida, stand my ground. If I beat you up on my property, that's well within my rights. Is it your property or is it their property according to their papers?

• 21:00Laci Mosley?

  Wow. You know what? I hope you're not my, uh, I hope you're not their lawyer because I'm fucked.

• 21:08Laci Mosley?

  Every argument destroyed. Okay, Lala Esquire, she has destroyed my arguments. I'm going to jail, jail. That concludes my argument, your honor. It's like, oh, this way? This way to prison? Okay, great. And they keep my home? Okay, cool, cool. Sounds good. All right, guys. We will be back after the short break of some non-scam advertisements.

• 21:34Speaker 04

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  What's a homicide detective doing here?

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  Three bodies on the ground. With emergencies of biblical proportions. All since swarms upon you and upon your people.

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  That's one of the plagues of the Bible.

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  And somebody's unleashing them on Nashville. Brian Phillippe joins 911 Nashville. All new Thursdays on ABC, next day on Hulu.

• 22:03Speaker 06

  Hola a todos, soy Jamie Lynn Segler. Cuando me diagnosticaron tenía veintitantos años y todo mi mundo cambió por completo. Pero con el tiempo decidí que no iba a permitir que eso frenara mi vida. Quise tomar las riendas y después de abrazo mi médico sobre mis opciones, la elección para mí fue obvia. Boom, eso es Kysimta. Obtenga más información sobre Kysimta o fotumamab en kysimta.com.

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  Whether you're buying, renting, or selling, Zillow can help make your someday today to help find a home that fits where you are in life or that apartment that's a little closer to where you want to be. Zillow has the right information, tools, and support to help turn your future home into a reality. Because someday starts today. Visit zillow.com/today to get started. Hi, I'm Steph and I work at United Healthcare. When I think about United Healthcare's members, I think of my own family. My niece was diagnosed with an ultra-rare genetic disorder. I know how hard it is for families. At United Healthcare, we can make it easier. I'm Brian.

• 23:43Laci Mosley?

  I care because I know what it's like to not speak the language. It's not easy. Health insurance is complicated. I would say our job is to make everything easy for our UAC members. I work for United Healthcare. I'm committed to care.

• 24:00Laci Mosley?

  And welcome back. And it's time for my favorite part of this podcast, historic hoodwinkings. That is when I will regale Lala with a infamous con. And we're gonna get her opinions all throughout. I'm so excited. Yes, okay. Me too. Okay, so today we're talking about Richard Scott Smith. He is a gentleman, or maybe he's not a gentleman, honey, who scammed a group of women in the Midwest by posing as each of their romantic interests over the span of 20 years and stealing over $1 million from them. He's, yes, he's the subject of a Showtime docu-series called Love Fraud, where filmmakers followed Smith for a year

• 24:43Laci Mosley?

  speaking with about 30 different women in total who had been scammed by Smith.

• 24:51Laci Mosley?

  Girl, the crazy thing is, I just Google him and it says that there's more to come. He's not done. And that was on September 3rd. He not even that attractive. How you let this man with the horrible hairline sit up there and scam you out of your money? Yeah, his hairline is running away from his face. His hairline is to freedom. Man. Listen, here's the thing. When it comes to women, and not even just women, just people in general, like if you have a good personality, most scammers have great personalities. They're charismatic, they're charming. If he managed to make these women feel loved and sought after and like tended for, you know what I mean?

• 25:36Laci Mosley?

  Like, I could see how they would fall into this. You know, I've been lonely from time to time. You know, a suspect-looking man might, you know. Girl, see, that's the thing. I be so on guard nowadays just because I know how much scamming is going on. Like, thankfully, I don't have to worry about that. I still be sat in my own man, child, looking like, hold up. Oh, all right. Every now and again, I do the purse check where I be like, pass me, pass me my wallet, child. My mom told me if a man ever dig into your purse, he'd be stealing. Every time that he passed me my purse, I'd be looking at him like, hold up. Oh, all right, he passing me the purse, not my wallet. The day that he passed me my wallet, we're done.

• 26:21Laci Mosley?

  I love this test. I had the old test of, I gotta get a new test because my test was just like, uh, if you wake up and then all the contents of your purse are still in there, then it's like, okay, cool. Girl, a smart, they done got advanced. They don't, obviously, they don't do it that fast no more. They build up to it, you know? And then they make you fall in love. Next thing you know, stuff come up missing. I don't know, like your car, you know? Not the car. I don't want to be like, I love you. And then the next day, like I come outside in the garage just empty. Oh, girl, these men are different. I mean, look at what happened with that, um, makeup guy, Jeffrey Star. Oh, Jeffrey Star.

• 27:05Laci Mosley?

  Yes, he went up there and went public with him, everything. I saw it on the blogs. Next thing you know, he said, at least bring my stuff back. Everybody was like the scam of the century. I said, my goodness, these scammers are getting advanced. They are. This man had his whole family. The wife was crying and stuff. Like, he left me, said, nah, sweetie, he went off and hit a lick for y'all. See, that's more romantic. That kind of ends the story in the way that I want it. So basically, there's this guy, I don't remember his name, but he's bi and he was with a woman and, um, they had a fresh baby. Like, the baby was, like, still had the, you know, uh, what do they call it? Ambulical cord.

• 27:47Laci Mosley?

  The baby hairs was still laid. The umbilical cord was still very nearby. Yes, indeed. Like, it was fresh out the vagina, baby. And he left his wife or girlfriend to be with Jeffrey Star, who's a prominent and problematic makeup artist. And the gentleman in question, I can't remember his name, but he is black, which is funny because Jeffrey Star loves to do racism to people. But, so they got together. Jeffrey's posting him on his Instagram, his Snapchat, kissing, hugging, all of this. Expediently. It was with the quickness. And so the wife is on Instagram, y'all, like, please, baby, come back to me, like, I love you. And it's very sad. And, um, I guess they recently broke up because then now Jeffrey Star was under his page like, hey, you're not picking up my phone calls.

• 28:32Laci Mosley?

  Can you at least bring back my stuff? And so I hope it's what you say, Lala. I hope it's that he hit a lick for the family. You know what I mean? The baby came out. Would you take, would you take your man back after he hit a lick with another man? For the family, if it was for the family, you know what I mean? Girl. Maybe the price of Similac was high. Jeffrey Star said, he was like, I mean, we were kicking it, having sex. He made sure to put that in there. Why you felt the need to say y'all was having sex? That ain't none of our business. Also, we could have guessed because Jeffrey, you were posting pictures where you straddling this man's lap. Like, we know y'all have sex. I know. You ain't gotta say all that. So now you done opened up your little pearly gates to heaven

• 29:17Laci Mosley?

  just for that man to steal your stuff. If anything, I'd have just said, we was kicking it. Go ahead, my bad girl. Right, no, you can, you can always interrupt. No, and I do it too. Uh, podcast, no, um, I was gonna say that also Jeffrey benefited from this. Like, whatever he stole from you, come on, let's talk about all the free clout and people were talking about you. You were trending on Instagram and on Twitter. So like, you got something from this arrangement. They say no publicity is bad publicity. You know what I'm saying? Um, and depending on who you are, a lot of people really, really be seeking attention. I don't follow Jeffrey Star like that and I don't really know too much about him. But, um, I did see the whole spectacle occur when it happened. And, um, just the fact that he was public with it,

• 30:02Laci Mosley?

  I think he was enjoying it. So, I mean, he got what he wanted. Right, he got the clout, he got the clicks. And I mean, he already has a huge following, but I'm sure that went even further. Um, and maybe even helped his non-racist narrative. Also, like, I always worry about, like, I'm pretty, I guess I can't say I'm squeaky clean, but I try to keep it pretty clean, like, with publicly, like, how I act and like what I share and stuff. But I'm wondering if I need to start being a little more trash so people will expect less of me. That way, I don't ever have no scandals. It's so funny that you say that. Oh, that's so funny that you say that. I literally be wondering, like, it's crazy because the people who get glorified the most, you know, are a lot of times people who, you know,

• 30:47Laci Mosley?

  are very transparent, open, and like, don't give a fin up. That's what I be saying. They just don't care about what they display. You know, people love it. And it's funny because I be seeing these people get hella engagement. These people go live and they got 10,000s and thousands of people and they live all the time just off of, you know, doing stuff that quote-unquote, or traditionally isn't morally okay, you know? So that's a very valid question. They do. I'm like, and I be wondering, it's funny that you say that because I'm like, I don't know, should I? Should I start doing the most, you know? Because hell, these skits, they, they cute, but they're not engaging.

• 31:31Laci Mosley?

  Because if I was to spill my business or come out with a plot or do something crazy. Look, I swear I be feeling like half this stuff that people do is plot just for social media. I can't call it. I just can't bring myself to do it. I just can't. Because you don't have to, Lala. You're very talented, you're super funny. I feel like when you know that you have the skills, it's like you don't have to rely on the drama. People don't want talent these days. They don't want talent. Girl, can you not tell? Talent doesn't sell no more. They want the mess. They want the drama, okay? And at this point, I'm like, well, gosh. I got this talent, but the people who don't got talent and they just showing ass and all that stuff,

• 32:16Laci Mosley?

  they get more engagement. So what does this girl gotta do? Show a left cheek, right cheek, what's up? But see, listen, them cheeks only last for so long. You know what I mean? You can only keep the, only Carli Red. Carli Red is the only. Only Instagram that I know who has made it into her fifties probably who is still showing cheats. You know, I don't even know how old Carly is. No one does. They don't, okay, so I don't know how old Carly is, I don't know how old Cash Doll is. But I'll tell you what, these girls have been doing it for years and they've had longevity. And I'm like, if y'all got business managers and y'all got financial advisors keeping y'all together, y'all gonna be lucrative forever, forever.

• 32:58Laci Mosley?

  Listen, and I love, get it how you live, I don't knock any type of hustle out there. I'm like, get the bag, uh, which is why I was glad when like Cardi B was kind of this resurgence of like you seeing Instagram women becoming famous on their own right, you know what I mean? From like, so I was just like, yes, I fucking love this. But, so this guy, let's get back to Mr. Smith. Oh, my bad, ooh, we having some good convo. Yes, oh no, we go on tangents here, they, people love it, they ready for it, um, it's fine. This is called the kiss and diss, so Smith worked as a car salesman, makes sense, car salesmen know how to be shady. Them niggas be scamming, oof. But sometimes claimed to be a lawyer or a doctor, okay.

• 33:41Laci Mosley?

  So Smith regularly went by Rick or Scott, they don't, them don't, I don't remember your name, your name is Richard, okay, so Richard Scott, so you can go by Rick or Scott, that's fine. He's supposed to go by Dick. True, uh, he was out here giving it to the community too. He was passing it out like a Jehovah's Witness going door to door with pamphlets.

• 34:02Laci Mosley?

  So he's like, pamphlet or you can take this dick, and that's beautiful. So he also went by Mickey. I feel like if he went by Mickey and you met him and you fucked with him, like, that's on you. I'm never gonna have, uh, any kind of relationship with somebody named Mickey. Well, that's a Caucasian thing, child, I feel like Mickey, Dick, Richard, Sam, you know, all those names is very much so job security, so, uh, he knew, the ladies heard that and they were like, ooh, he has money.

• 34:30Laci Mosley?

  Has a 401K. Yes. Yes, so he allegedly told many of the women he was waiting to receive a multimillion dollar medical malpractice settlement and promised a life of financial stability, even telling one woman he would pay for her son to go to college. With another, he spoke about buying a house for them in Belize, okay. Listen, I've said this before, but I think Belize is an ugly island, and y'all can fight me, um, I've been there a lot, I don't like it. Anyways, but shout out to y'all, uh, as people, but not your island. So, at first glance, Smith appeared to be a great catch, he was attractive, okay, so attractive, hmm. They lying.

• 35:11Laci Mosley?

  They lying.

• 35:14Laci Mosley?

  Yes, yes. Maybe, I guess, and, and he offered middle aged women that he dated a shoulder to cry on. He left love filled voicemails and told them he couldn't stand to be away from them. Smith quickly proposed and in many cases married the women. Smith often convinced the women to open joint bank accounts with him or use their credit cards to buy cars, homes, or even businesses. Girl, you know what this sound like? Did Tyler Perry get inspiration for his movie from this? You know what movie I'm talking about, it just came out. No, the movie, yes, the one with Brisha Webb.

• 35:57Laci Mosley?

  Oh, that's called, um, the wigs, it's all, so many wigs in that that went wrong. Girl, yes. A Fall From Grace. A Fall From Grace sound just like this, he literally married her quick, got access to her account, sold the house, everything, everything that this man is doing. Y'all, if you ever wake up and you start feeling like Tyler Perry movies are relatable, like that's, you really need to get your life together.

• 36:28Laci Mosley?

  Listen, if you do ever feel like a Tyler Perry movie is relatable, then you gotta reevaluate your life and what you got going on, cuz them movies all be drama filled. Right, if you're married to an abusive dark skinned man and then a light skinned bus driver with a cornrow weave shows up, you gotta watch out, cuz your life may be a Tyler Perry movie. Man, look, I, oof, if, if ever, I would be like, aw, hell nah. Go right back to sleep, wake up and do whatever, cuz I don't like that. No, it's, it's a mess, but also like what strikes me here is these are like middle aged women, you know, that some of them have college aged children.

• 37:09Laci Mosley?

  And when you're at that age, it's harder, especially for women, to find men who aren't damaged goods, because if you're a normal, well adjusted man, by the time you're in your mid to late forties, for the most part, you're either in a relationship or you're married. Um, or maybe you out here, you know, being, having a midlife crisis or dating younger women cuz you childish. But you know what I mean, so it's hard to find the men who are single, who are good men. It's almost like you gotta be waiting outside the funeral home, like, see whose wife died, and you gotta be right there with the flowers to get them, because the next day they gonna be gone, that's the only time you can get one. Yeah, yeah, pretty much, pretty much.

• 37:52Laci Mosley?

  You just gotta hang out at the cemetery and buy the fresh graves. Listen, oh my god. So my question, what happened with this, with this Richard guy? Like, how did he get caught, did he get in trouble, like, what's he with him? Cuz I'm curious and I'm getting mad. Yeah, there's more, so, one shocking discovery was that he would often borrow details of the lives of other women he was seeing when targeting a new woman. For example, he told one woman he had a kid sister named Nicole, which was actually one of his boos had a kid sister named Nicole. He would offer all these details, in reality, he was describing the kid of another woman that he was seeing.

• 38:34Laci Mosley?

  As soon as his lady was suspicious of him, he would disappear and move on to the next victim. So as soon as he start asking questions, as soon as he reach in the purse to grab the wallet, instead of asking it, he would be gone, there would be a trail of dust. Wow, wow. So Sabrina Dunlap is one of the many women Smith was engaged to. Wait a minute, is Sabrina black or white? I don't know, we can Google, but I feel like Sabrina's probably not one of us. But we can. Sabrina Dunlap sound black as hell. Really, Marina, Marina, Google Sabrina Dunlap love fraud and tell us if she's black. We need to know, so Smith told her that he was married once before but had been divorced for three years.

• 39:15Laci Mosley?

  He seemed to be someone who was stable and worked hard, which made Dunlap think, wow, this is a good guy. He was good looking and he seemed honest. After a first date at the sandwich chain, Schlotzsky's, you ain't taking me no sandwich shop for the first date, bitch, what? I don't wanna eat fresh on our first date. Anyway, it says after that, he wooed her with clothes and jewelry, okay. And she said, I wasn't used to that, clearly you was having a date at Schlotzsky's, she said, oh wow, he is really nice. He also befriended her dog, come on now, Selena can't be black, we'll wait. Child, at that point, okay.

• 39:55Laci Mosley?

  It looks like, I can't find a, a photo, but she's described as blonde. Blonde, she, she white. A blonde forty nine year old, no tolerance for nonsense. No tolerance for nonsense, that's how they describe her? Wow, so, just, just so they described her as a blonde woman with no tolerance for nonsense, she still very much could be black. Uh, you know, we love, we love a Mary J. Blonde in the community. Okay. Okay, get your auntie boots out and start stepping, so we don't know yet. But he befriended her dog, treating her beloved pet to a McDonald's hamburger, okay. Smith went as far as showing his devotion by tattooing Sabrina on his body above another tattoo on his shoulder. Hmm, starting to sound even more black.

• 40:39Laci Mosley?

  Oh my god. I don't know, looking back. She look like Rachel Dolezal. You found her? Oh, is she black? Oh, let me see, okay, no, she's not. So, according to Dunlap, Smith got a two hundred fifty thousand dollar life insurance policy on her and then all of a sudden desired to go on a cruise. My man say, babe, I wanna pull out an insurance policy for you, then say, let's go swimming, I'm gonna be like, I canceled the policy, it was too expensive for my pockets. I'm good, he was about to start killing these women.

• 41:20Laci Mosley?

  I think he might have, he was like, it was gonna be a boat accident, he was like, boo, I put out a life insurance policy and surprise, skydiving tickets, let's go. You jump first. Ooh, I'm about to dive in, no. Damn, so, but shortly after booking the cruise, he discovered a tumor and had to get it removed. Luckily, he actually got sick and the cruise didn't happen, but when I look back, I honestly believe he was gonna throw me off the cruise. And to prove to my family, and probably the police, they would probably think. Like, oh, he loved her. See, my na- like, her name is on my back. So basically, he got this tattoo of her that says like, oh, you know, he's dedicated. He loves her. And then he was gonna throw her ass off the boat like in acrimony.

• 42:04Laci Mosley?

  Except she wasn't gonna get back on. And he was gonna be like, look, I got her tattoo on me. I would never kill her. Wow. Wow. God really helps you out, Ms. Dunlap. He really helps you out. So Dunlap left Smith after learning he told her dad and brother-in-law that she was the one frivolously spending money. Then she says she found out that he was using her credit cards to pay his medical bills. Like, ooh, it took you too long to find that out, sis. What did he have wrong? He had a tumor. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay, got it. Yeah. So she later got more information when her mother was contacted through LinkedIn by one of Smith's wives. See, that's how you know his other wives were snooping. When you start snooping on LinkedIn, when you start trying to find people on Venmo

• 42:48Laci Mosley?

  and, and any app possible, that's when you know you really snooping.

• 42:54Laci Mosley?

  So the woman snooping reached out to Dunlap and said that she decided that he wasn't gonna get away with this shit. And that she had filed charges for identity theft. Dunlap says that meeting the others, Smith wronged, has helped her mentally recover. So now they probably got like a sorority. Or like, you know, like a girls group.

• 43:13Laci Mosley?

  They, they play Bunco on Tuesday nights and drink white wine. Girl, beefing with my enemy makes you a friend of me in this case. Yes, absolutely. Another victim claimed he left her with seven hundred fifty thousand dollars worth of debt after he convinced her to start a business with him and then had her co-sign on a home mortgage. Smith didn't pay the mortgage for months and hid the past due notices, so the women had no idea how much debt she was collecting until he fled. When the marriage things come, everything he does is legal. There's nothing they can do to him because he actually marries them. Then it's his community property, she explained. So he was actually marrying these women, like on paper. And then be like, let's get a house. Give me seven hundred fifty thousand dollars. Let's open a Krispy Kreme.

• 43:55Laci Mosley?

  So when he divorced them before the next one, like, was there not, you know? Yeah, it feels like a little bigamy going on here. Um, I don't know how he was getting away with this. So this is him getting caught, sort of. At this point, every time he walked up to the justice of the peace, they were probably like, hey, welcome back. He getting discounts? Yes. Let me get the three for five for this year. Man. You know, also, I'm trying to think of like the kind of guy you have to be to you have to have a like some kind of personality disorder or something to constantly be creating relationships with people

• 44:35Laci Mosley?

  and making them seem meaningful and then running off on them or stealing their, like, he was mi- maybe about to dabble in murder. I minus the murder, he sound like a typical nigga.

• 44:49Laci Mosley?

  Perhaps, a little bit. Yo, the murder's funny to me, though. He was like, hey, girl, I got us these Carnival Cruise tickets. Man, that's the part that throws me for a loop. I'm like, wait a minute. He's like, boo, come out here to the balcony. Let's get a picture by the ocean. Yeah, no, get closer, closer to the ocean.

• 45:09Laci Mosley?

  Right. Next thing you know, she's over, yes. Love overboard. Love overboard. Okay, so. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I did that. Uh, so getting caught. So Smith was arrested in twenty seventeen for identity theft and forgery in Johnson County, Kansas, after his former fiancee, Sabrina Dunlap, told police he had maxed out her credit cards and drained their joint savings account. Smith had also taken out a fraudulent credit application in her name without authorization. She believed he had taken her driver's license, likely while she was sleeping, copied it to gain the information he needed to fill out the implication, and then forged her signature at the bottom. Damn, sis. Smith allegedly used her name to purchase two cars, two.

• 45:56Laci Mosley?

  The audacity here. Like, this man. Bold. Smith, the audacity of Smith. Okay, I know we had the audacity of Ho- Obama, boo. Now we have the audacity of Dick Smith. Because wow. Pretty much. Two cars, opened credit cards, and took out cable service in four Kansas City area apartments. So he was over here paying for, so this probably setting up his next, like, uh, victims. Yeah. He was like, block out that Comcast for you. Yes, he was literally like taking stuff from the prior to impress his bigger fish, the next one.

• 46:36Laci Mosley?

  Cause women love men who can match their energy. Yes, he, he was proactive. He's I always say, if skimmers put the energy that they put into scamming and to actually growing a business and stuff, they could be multimillionaires legally. I always say that. Right. But what are laws, really? You know what I mean? Like, there's so many people who are multimillionaires illegally, but they're hiding assets, they're scamming money. You can't become a billionaire without killing people, either inadvertently or on purpose. That's what I heard. You know how many people then die working for Jeff Bezos and they be sweeping it under the rug? So, you know, it's, you know what I mean? So it's all a dirty game. But yeah, you're right.

• 47:17Laci Mosley?

  I mean, you could at least gain more money and probably stay out of jail if he were to use these skills in a positive way. So he eventually pled guilty to the identity theft charge in exchange for dropping the forgery charge and was sentenced to ten months in the clink. When he violated his probation, yep, just ten months, you know? Okay. Right, we get, we get a lot more. When he violated his probation in twenty nineteen after failing to report and failing to pay, uh, basically restitution, his probation was extended into August twenty ninth. With the help of a private investigator, he was eventually arrested again in Knoxville, Tennessee, new state, for violating his probation and was sentenced to a hundred and eighty days in jail. Still not a lot. Investigators found eleven marriage certificates. Eleven.

• 48:02Laci Mosley?

  Wes, and no, no divorce, uh, papers. Yeah, that's how I'm seeing. He was saying, I do all the time. He's like, I do, I do, I do, ooh. Yes, I got that. Keenan and Kel, orange soda, let's go. Marriage. Orange soda was his marriage. So investigators also found like the eleven marriage certificates while looking at Smith's background. One investigator said, I don't know how one person can juggle so much, adding that a number of these marriages overlapped. And when he was even dating people on the side at the same damn time. Smith's time behind bars was short-lived. He apparently already, he's back on the streets and supposedly dating again.

• 48:42Laci Mosley?

  But his victims believe the publicity of the docu-series is gonna ruin his dating life, and they are wrong. I know they're wrong, cause I just told you that article say he's not done. There's plenty of women, like, mind you, I never heard of this man. So if I was to cross him, I'd be like, ooh, sugar daddy vibes. Next thing you know, he passed me my wallet. Right, exactly. You're like, ooh, I just got free Ty Warner. And then, and we going on a cruise. Yep, yep. Girl, he said he gonna take me on a cruise, cause he saw I was in Mexico. He wanna take me to Cabo. And he got us a joint life insurance policy. Mine is some reason worth more, but.

• 49:22Laci Mosley?

  That is, the funny thing is, he probably was like, I already have mine, but I think it's important. And it's like, ooh, he trying to boss me up. He getting me life insurance. Like, girl, I ain't never had a man give me life insurance. He really care. Right. And it's like, that's, I, I don't know when is the right time for anybody to talk about life insurance. I guess after you're married, but it would feel weird if they were like, hey, baby, I just wanna tell you I love you. And we should get life insurance to get. Yes, we should get life insurance because you never know what could happen. And I just wanna make sure your family is good. You know, I wanna make sure that your kids are good and secure, because yes, you're working hard.

• 50:05Laci Mosley?

  But if you're not here, who's gonna be the provider? I know you provide for your family, all that stuff. You see how good I made that sound? You was over there thinking about a policy yourself. I was. I was about to make you the benefactor. I was like, you know, this all makes a lot of sense. See, that's what I'm saying. This must be my third date convo.

• 50:25Laci Mosley?

  I really like you. Listen, and what during the pandemic? Oh, girl. Right, this is the time, it's like, look, normally I will wait a few years, but you know, it's COVID times right now, baby. So I just feel like, in order to feel secure in this relationship,

• 50:42Laci Mosley?

  I'm gonna just go down to State Farm. Talk to Jake. Yep, yep, yep. Well, guys. Don't worry, I'll do it for you.

• 50:55Laci Mosley?

  Lala now does insurance. You heard it here first. No, all jokes aside, I used to work at insurance before I got into this whole thing. And the number one, yes, and my boss was always trying to pitch life insurance, cause it was the most expensive policy, so the commission was co- higher. Did you go to people's houses to slang the insurance? Or were you like in the house, like in the building? No, when they get cars and, you know, do their, um, do their cars and house, you know? It'll be like, okay, well, obviously you have assets, you know? You wanna make sure you're able to pay for them. You should go, do you have life insurance? Girl, and half of them will be like, the ones who was always interested, always had a health helmet

• 51:38Laci Mosley?

  that kinda like ruined their chances of getting it because they don't wanna, somebody that's already gonna need it. Um, they like healthy people, you know, but yeah, girl, it was very much so a thing, just like how he was selling it to them. It's crazy.

• 51:54Laci Mosley?

  Well, guys, if you, if you see anybody named Richard Scott Smith, which we should've known, he's got a very shady sounding name, run the other way. Or don't, you know, become his sugar mama. Have a great time. He probably landed some good peen, cause people seem real distracted. If I met a man like that, I would real life play, and I knew what it was, I would try to go along with it just to see if I could scam him. But what, if I see he was getting in too much over my head, I'd go ahead and be like, all right, nah. Cause the thing is, at the beginning, they, he be, he be swooning them. And then stuff start turning. So the thing is, they be getting in too deep. They need to take what they could get and then they disappear on him.

• 52:34Laci Mosley?

  Don't let the man come to your house. Every time he be like, well, let's go back to your, mm-mm, let's go to yours. Let's go to yours. No, let's go to your place. Yeah, no, oh, my place is a mess. You know, we could just sit in the car then. That's. Okay, yes, yes. Turn the air up. Yes, for real. Yes, I can massage your hairline so it could possibly grow less. Yeah, let's spend some time. You still stuck on that man's hairline. Girl, I can't get over it. I ain't never seen nothing like that. Oh, Lord. Well, all right, guys, we're gonna take one more quick break for non-scam advertisements, and we'll be back with the end of the show.

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• 55:41Laci Mosley?

  All right, guys, and we are back. And this is my least favorite part of the show because this is when I'm gonna have to let Lala go soon. I gotta leave. It was getting so good. I ain't had no people-to-people interaction in a long time. Same. Honestly, this podcast has been saving my life because it's like I get to talk to people and like laugh and kick it. It's so nice because it's not... It feel like we in a kickback right now, and I'm loving it. Yes, I love to hear that. So scammer of the week is former Trump advisor Steve Bannon. He's charged with misusing donations for Trump's border wall. So, I mean, listen, y'all, please vote early. Uh, please vote. Um, and, and if you vote for Trump, uh, stay home. Relax, take a break. You deserve it. It's been a wild news cycle.

• 56:27Laci Mosley?

  You don't need to vote. Uh, but everyone else, please go vote. Um, so through a viral GoFundMe page and other fundraising efforts, Bannon, along with Brian Colfitch, an Air Force veteran who lost both of his legs and his right arm on deployment in Iraq in 2004, Andrew, I don't know, why did we need to know that? Anyway, Andrew Baladato and Timothy Shea raised more than $25 million in private donations for people who were told that 100% of their coins were going straight to the wall. They said, "From your wallet to the wall." Ay.

• 57:06Laci Mosley?

  All these racists, crawl.

• 57:11Laci Mosley?

  They said it was about to be lit. Oh, I love it. Come on, Lejard. So they all face charges of conspiracy to commit wire fraud. I love a good wire fraud. And conspiracy to commit money laundering in connection with "We build the wall." I need to start my own wall fund. But the thing is, like, if I start a GoFundMe for a wall, I am actually gonna build a wall. The only issue is I don't really know how to build a wall. So, you know, I'm gonna get some bricks, and it's gonna start off small. I'm gonna tell you what. I would like to have a wall fund too, but I want it to be my vaginal walls because as many times as these walls have been ran through, I need to rebuild them. If vinegar ain't doing a trick, okay?

• 57:55Laci Mosley?

  So if y'all would like, please feel free to donate to my vaginal wall fund. Now, how do people know that the money went to the walls? Um, the next guy who get to hit it can verify that, that, that the walls are officially built and now intact. That we built the wall. Yes, yes, guys. I'm just saying, let me stop for my man, kill me. We don't want that. No, these are all jokes, guys. Y'all know that. Um, so, y'all know that. So, a US attorney in New York charged the men with improperly diverting more than $1.3 million for their personal use. So, okay, they said 25 mil for the wall, and then they said, "We just gonna take 1.3 for us."

• 58:39Laci Mosley?

  That's not that bad. Even before the charges, some donors had been raising questions about the project's progress and demanding proof and photographs of new construction. "Show me a video of the wall being built. I'll pony up my next donation," reads one angry Facebook comment. "Where is the rest of the money going?" reads another. Actions are probably more like, "Where's the rest of the money going? Show me a video of being of the wall keeping them rounds out." Anyway, one week before his arrest, Colfitch was still on crowdfunding pages asking donors for more money to meet new deadlines. A spokesperson for GoFundMe stated that hosting platform had been cooperating with the investigation and has already returned roughly $6 million. So, here's the thing.

• 59:24Laci Mosley?

  The wall is supposed to be built by the government. So why y'all dumbasses over here even giving money to whoever the fuck online talking about, "You know, we gonna build the wall ourselves."

• 59:35Laci Mosley?

  We got sticks. We got... I'm not gonna lie. If I disguised myself as a racist, um, person who was a Trump supporter, I could easily, like, build a following and make people give money. A lot of these people really be racist, rich people who have nothing better to do so they don't have a problem. "Oh, he said he gonna build it? All right, cool, send him $5,000. That's perfectly fine by me, long as it get built." Like, they just be bored. You know people where money really be having a lot of time on their hands. True. And, and you know what's weird to me, I guess, is like, you know, like Candace Owens started out as a kind of Democrat, left-leaning person, and then she went full right-wing

• 1:00:20Laci Mosley?

  when she realized, like, that's where the coins were. You know, I've been seeing a lot of Trump merch that's like, I saw Trump earrings that were like rhinestone, heart-shaped earrings, and then they had Trump. I'm not. They had Trump written across them. And there's Trump necklaces and Trump socks and Trump shoes. I, I cannot make this up. And I was like, what if I just got into the business of making Trump merch and just like, but they don't know it's coming from a black person? You would, you would really make money. I could get that bad. My page would probably lose stupid, crazy amount of followers. Trump fanny packs, Trump panties, and they put the grab them by the pussy on the front. You know what I mean? I got the idea. That's good. That's good. That's good.

• 1:01:05Laci Mosley?

  That's good. You got man wheels over here turning. I could make some stuff that look like it's about to be Trump merch. And then when you get closer, you realize that it's not. And then the fine print on the website, honey, is actually, it says this, so be careful while purchasing. But instead of it being in like 28, size 28 font, it'll be in size 2. It was on there. You just had to zoom in. You didn't zoom in. Exactly. That's great. Yeah. I mean, okay, Trump belly rings. At least let me get like a little MAGA that we could put at the bottom of people's belly rings. Trump toe rings. I think there's a few things that the Trump community would really enjoy. You could, at this point, do Trump anal plugs.

• 1:01:50Laci Mosley?

  You could do the anal beads. I'm gonna come out with a Trump lip kit. That's the big industry amongst people with money. Oh, yes, true. You could come out with Trump spray tan. Oh, now, see, that's what Donald Trump should really be trying to hawk right now in the White House. Cheeto orange. Cheeto orange. Yes, bronzer, bronze disc. Yeah, that would go crazy. SPF 70. Oh, yes. Yep, you right. Put some sunscreen in it. That's good. Uh, you know, a pestle and mortar so people can grind up their Adderall, just snort it and classy, real classy like. Girl, you getting too good. See, I really wish I could use these powers for evil, which I feel like we could have a great company of just like evil merch for like evil people.

• 1:02:34Laci Mosley?

  Owned by two black women, honey. They would faint once revealed. Right, we never reveal. Two black women become millionaires. And then we post up like, cheese. They'd be like, oh, hell no. We just want to thank all the racists out there for supporting black queens. Okay? Oh, my goodness. Well, Lala, this has been a blast. It's so wonderful having you. Girl, it has been extremely good, and I appreciate you for having me on here. This was really, really good. Yes. So we always ask people, "Where do you want to be found?" Not where people can find you, but where do you want to be found? So anything you want to plug, your socia's, everything. I want to be found on Sunset Boulevard after 10:00 PM, shaking my left cheek. I'm just playing.

• 1:03:18Laci Mosley?

  You can find me in my podcast, at The Salon, honey, on Stitcher, Apple, on freaking Spotify, everywhere. The Salon with Lala Maline, and on Instagram, at Lala Maline. And feel free to look at my IMDb if you want to watch me on TV. It depends on whatever kind of mood you in. You know what I'm saying? The girl's got variety, okay? She's got all things. I love, I thought you were so fun in Boomerang. Um, I love, I love that they made you a stripper, but you're like the coolest, like, hippest stripper that like, it's... You know. It's so good. I got to live out my fantasy on TV. I was enamored. It was lit. It was very lit. And you're so funny in that.

• 1:04:03Laci Mosley?

  And I love your videos. Guys, if you're not following Lala, which you probably already are, but if you aren't, you really should. Girl, I would love for you guys to step into my world. Um, if you like this, you'll definitely, you could relate to the content that I post. Yes. Guys, as always, Lacey Mosley, D I V A, L A C I, Diva Lacey on all platforms. If you want to write into the show, snitch on your friends and family, just make sure the scams retire so we don't fuck up your bag. That's [email protected]. And that's scamgoddispod on all platforms. Congregation. Stay steamin'. Scam Goddess.

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