Sam Houston, White Slurs & The Problem With Police | Unsubscribe Podcast 245

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  I mean, let's be real, having a kid is just keeping come as a pet.

• 0:32The Fat Electrician?

  Hey Paul Bunyan.

• 0:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:34Speaker 03

  The gang does heaven.

• 0:36Speaker 01

  He could have been president, Eli.

• 0:38The Fat Electrician?

  What the [bleep], you [bleep] idiots!

• 0:42Speaker 01

  Hey, don't play with me. Don't play with me.

• 0:43Speaker 03

  Well, that come was fun.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  None of this is amazing yet.

• 0:47Speaker 03

  You know, sometimes you record these podcasts and you realize this is the one.

• 0:51The Fat Electrician?

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and random. His hair is fucking fabulous and donut. A dark oak disposition and there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Eli, the doggy fucking cracker, everyone.

• 1:13Speaker 04

  Hold it up. Ready? Ready?

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:15Speaker 04

  Ready? Three, two, one.

• 1:21Speaker 03

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Jake Barr None, Brandon Arer, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being back here. Is it just me or is White Claw started like smell like body odor? I don't know. We haven't been around these parts in a while.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  That's why I want to [bleep] it.

• 1:42Speaker 03

  No. All right, Zach Ryan.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  Tastes like me being an altar boy, I'll be honest. You want the rest of that?

• 1:50Speaker 03

  Holy shit. Eli, when's the last time we sat down here and did a podcast? It's been a couple of weeks, right?

• 1:56Speaker 01

  Bro, we have...

• 1:58Speaker 03

  When's the last? Two months? Good lord. Maybe a month.

• 2:02Speaker 01

  We can't even remember the last guest.

• 2:03Speaker 03

  So, so basically what we do in our podcast is like we went into those Unsubscribe Live tours and we had to kind of build up a couple of podcasts going into that. A little backlog. Yeah, a little backlog type stuff. So, yeah, it's been a minute since we sat here in the actual Unsubscribe Podcast house and done something like this. Was it Jim? Capers?

• 2:26Speaker 04

  Dude, I think it was. Yeah, Capers. Major Capers was literally, you know, Major Capers Marine. Yeah, it's for, yeah. You know who he is? Yeah. Yeah. So I didn't realize you guys had a podcast with him, but yeah.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, we had him on like a month ago.

• 2:39Speaker 04

  He was right there.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  Month or two.

• 2:41Speaker 04

  I'm sitting in Capers chair right now. Yeah, well, he had his wheelchair thingy. Oh, he wasn't in this.

• 2:47Speaker 03

  This is his microphone.

• 2:48Speaker 04

  No, wait, he said, he said on this.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, he did. Yeah, he did.

• 2:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was the chair.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  I just had to, I just had to do a little sniffy whiffy, but.

• 2:53Speaker 04

  Dude, his stories. He's like, nah, wait, I, he gets mad when I tell those stories. And then we're asking the handler and he's like, well, it depends on the group because what people consider a war crime or what is not a war crime. Yeah. You can tell a story, Jim. He's like, okay, so I slit a dude's throat.

• 3:12Speaker 03

  These look like fun.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  He had nostalgia, not PTSD kind of thing.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Oh, dude. I think spicy nostalgia.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was one of the shorts I saw of him talking about his experience in war. Uh, one of the top comments was, this guy doesn't have PTSD. He gives PTSD. Like.

• 3:29Speaker 04

  We, yeah, yeah, I'll, I'll steal a comment, uh, for a joke every, all the time.

• 3:33Speaker 03

  Hundred percent. Oh, you're a streamer. Yeah, you know.

• 3:35Speaker 04

  Oh, absolutely. Fifty percent of my content is straight up just like my own jokes and the other fifty percent I just rip off content.

• 3:44Speaker 04

  Like rip off comments, not content, comments. It's like, oh, that was a good joke. I'm taking that. Are we, are you leaning back? Oh, this is why I asked, where are you gonna relax? And immediately you're like, yeah, so I'm gonna talk back here. I'm like, this is why I was adjusting the microphone for my boy.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  I'll fuck you right now. I'll tell you what.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  No, uh, he's leaning in for the ASMR.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  Uh, I do stream, so, uh, you know, I'm.

• 4:09Speaker 04

  What's your name?

• 4:10Speaker 01

  Used to, uh, yeah, my name is Barton on, uh, good to have you guys here. Thank you guys for having me. Um, uh, my, uh, my mic though is set up somewhere around this area. So, uh, so I can do, you know, this way.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  No, no, what's that? I'll fuck you too.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Oh, you, uh, never mind. He might be a senator someday.

• 4:32Speaker 03

  I hope not.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  I'll talk to you nicely. Oh, yeah, man, yeah.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  You're doing the AS.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  I just don't want to say it out loud. I don't want somebody to clip farm this, you know what I mean?

• 4:45Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, nobody. I guarantee you, there's nobody in the political world.

• 4:48Speaker 01

  I endorse Brandon Herrera for Senator of Texas.

• 4:53Speaker 05

  I hope that never happens.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  President of Texas.

• 4:56Speaker 01

  Yes. That was President of Texas.

• 4:59Speaker 05

  We did used to have that, yeah.

• 5:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:01Speaker 05

  Sam Houston.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  Sam Houston, yeah.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  Pause. What? No, go on. I don't know this.

• 5:06Speaker 05

  I was.

• 5:07Speaker 04

  And I'm the only one from Texas and I, this is new. I didn't know we had a king.

• 5:11Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. Well, we didn't have a king, but the first and third President of Texas was Sam Houston.

• 5:16Speaker 04

  Okay, I thought you were talking about there was a king.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  They couldn't go back to back. No, no, no, they couldn't go back to back. So Sam Houston said to go in, he was trying to figure out the slavery. And then Dickhead McGee came in and then Sam Houston, because you, so you can, uh, you can, uh, apply to be President of Texas at the time, multiple times, but they couldn't be in succession. Like you can do back to back.

• 5:37Speaker 05

  I didn't know that was.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  You're telling me Brandon could have been the President of Texas, but he applied for Congressman?

• 5:42Speaker 05

  Yeah. Yeah, I was born in eighteen thirty. Yeah, that would have been a thing I could have done.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  It's just bullshit.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  He could have been President, Eli.

• 5:55Speaker 01

  Absolutely wonderful, man. Absolutely. Now, yeah.

• 5:57Speaker 04

  Podcast would have been so big back then.

• 6:01Speaker 05

  Nowadays, you just have governor, but the, uh, yeah, no, back, back in the day, there were, I think there were three ever, uh, Presidents of Texas and Sam Houston was two thirds of them.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. And then right after that, because Sam Houston, uh, brought him in as a state.

• 6:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  So he brought him in, uh, as a state because, and he, he did it kind of slightly, but, um, his whole purpose was to get them part of the Union, uh, United States of America, right? Um, and the way he did it was to act like he was gonna go, uh, with the, uh, with. The queers that drink tea. So then America was like, well, we don't want enemies on the south and the north. And they were like, what the fuck? It was Andrew Jackson, I believe, that was president at the time?

• 6:46Speaker 05

  I think he came way later.

• 6:48Speaker 04

  For the tea, Boston Tea Party?

• 6:49Speaker 05

  Wait, what was this for?

• 6:51Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no. It was in the Andrew Jackson.

• 6:53Speaker 05

  Not when, uh, not when Texas became a state. Texas became a state.

• 6:57Speaker 04

  Wait, hold on, what am I thinking of?

• 6:58Speaker 03

  The gang learns history.

• 7:00Speaker 04

  Wait, hold on. President when Texas became a state.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  It's gonna look really bad on your senator resume if I'm right.

• 7:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's gonna look very bad.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 7:09Speaker 04

  James Polk.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  No, who was, no, before that, yeah. No, Jackson was already in his, uh, his retirement, I believe. Am I fucking up? Who was, who was?

• 7:19Speaker 05

  Where's Nick when you need him? Yeah, Nick should have been in all this.

• 7:23Speaker 04

  We have so many like history friends. I'm like, I don't know. It's not about the.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  It was 1845, uh, territory. And then he was already, so.

• 7:32Speaker 01

  Give me a second. I'm researching.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Uh, just fucking, they can cut this, but I'm pretty sure it was, I'm pretty sure it was him.

• 7:42Speaker 04

  Keep it all in, Chase.

• 7:45Speaker 04

  Have the loading bar on his head as he is talking and doing the research right now.

• 7:50Speaker 05

  56K modem. Yeah, so, so by that time, Andrew Jackson was.

• 7:56Speaker 01

  Nick just texted you?

• 7:57Speaker 05

  By that time, Andrew Jackson was dead. Um, so he was, yeah.

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Right, but he, he was in his, so, uh, um, his protege, uh, was the one who brought Texas.

• 8:12Speaker 05

  We're reaching.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  We're reaching. We're not, we're not, hold on. God damn it. I am an idiot, just so we're all clear. I'm a dumbass with the cellphone. That's all you guys gotta focus on.

• 8:21Speaker 05

  He was president from 1829 to 1837.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  I'm pretty sure I'm right on this. I just gotta figure it out. Andrew Jackson's protege was the first president of Texas.

• 8:38Speaker 05

  Sam Houston?

• 8:39Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 8:40Speaker 05

  Was Andrew Jackson's protege? Is that where you're?

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 8:43Speaker 04

  Where we're gonna look right now.

• 8:44Speaker 05

  Your degree of confidence is alarming to me.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  Andrew Jackson had several key proteges, most notably James Polk.

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Okay, now I'm mad. Oh, Sam Houston's at the bottom.

• 8:59Speaker 01

  There it is! There it is! He took him on as a father figure!

• 9:03Speaker 04

  It's a last name mention.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  Yes, yes, because he became a drunk and then he came back, he was with the Cherokee for a while.

• 9:09Speaker 05

  Yep, yep. This is, this is his bit. Well, he did a bit in the live show too, talking about this a little bit.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  Oh, who did?

• 9:15Speaker 05

  Uh, Nick.

• 9:16Speaker 04

  Oh, we have a segment for you.

• 9:17Speaker 05

  So, yeah, he, uh, he talked about the fact that, you know, he basically, he was living like the Avatar lifestyle.

• 9:24Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 9:24Speaker 05

  Where he just like became one with the natives, uh, much against the government's wishes.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  And showed up to DC in, uh, um, Indian garment.

• 9:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:32Speaker 04

  And fought somebody, like, he's one of-

• 9:34Speaker 01

  Beat the shit out of a congressman.

• 9:36Speaker 05

  Yep. So it turns out, that's pretty common in history.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  As it should be.

• 9:41Speaker 05

  Is he the one that- We were a proper nation at one point.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  He didn't want to be a leader, right? Is he the one that kinda got put into presidency? And he didn't want that?

• 9:53Speaker 05

  Who?

• 9:54Speaker 04

  Uh, your guy.

• 9:55Speaker 05

  Sam Houston.

• 9:56Speaker 04

  Sam Houston. I believe-

• 9:57Speaker 01

  Oh, of Texas?

• 9:59Speaker 04

  Period, like.

• 10:01Speaker 05

  What, how high did he get? This is a great podcast.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  How are you doing, my man?

• 10:07Speaker 05

  You know, all I'm thinking though-

• 10:08Speaker 04

  Just president.

• 10:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, so I will just say this really quick. I wanna say it was him or one of the Nick guys, because we talked about this. He did not want to be president. He was like, "Oh yeah, you should vote for this dude."

• 10:23Speaker 05

  No, no, no, that was, that was President Garfield.

• 10:25Speaker 04

  That's the one, you-

• 10:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:26Speaker 04

  Were you the one that told me that?

• 10:27Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 10:27Speaker 04

  Yes, okay, Garfield. No, I love that story. This is way better when Nick's not here, because he knows everything about it. He's autistic about it.

• 10:35Speaker 05

  Nick is watching this arguing and you are-

• 10:40Speaker 01

  Just listen to us being fucking idiots.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  Dude, you know what? Paul Atreides never wanted to be the emperor, but then he became the least.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  He became the least on our game. You know what? So anyway, how do you feel about my hero academia? Honestly. Bringing up fucking movies and shit.

• 10:57Speaker 05

  Cody has a much better grasp on Dune than we apparently have on US history. So that's, yeah, at least we have a subject matter expert on fucking something.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  Okay. So I will say. Anyway, this started off crazy. Well, I will say the one Brandon talked about at the gym, that's where I heard it. I love that. It's like a president that didn't want it. And he's like, no, you should vote for that dude. And then everyone starts voting for him. He's like.

• 11:22Speaker 05

  Cause it was, yeah, the, the deadlock convention, uh, which I, I, I don't know if you guys have seen that new, it's the new Netflix show. It's like four episodes, but it's, I think it's death by lightning. That talks about, uh, James Garfield's, uh, presidency.

• 11:35Speaker 03

  Oh, Netflix?

• 11:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  So James Garfield is a black woman?

• 11:38Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 11:38Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 11:39Speaker 05

  She's also.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  First of all.

• 11:42Speaker 05

  She's also disabled.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  This is Netflix, not Disney. First of all, first of all, I'm so sorry. I, it made me chuckle and it was in your direction.

• 11:53Speaker 03

  You're all good.

• 11:54Speaker 01

  If you guys didn't notice, I'm basically. Place, place your hand on the Bible. I don't.

• 12:00Speaker 05

  Spin a future sander's face and I'm holding on to that.

• 12:05Speaker 05

  The gang takes civics.

• 12:10Speaker 05

  No, the, uh, it's an excellent show. It just talks about like.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  None of this is getting aired.

• 12:16Speaker 05

  No, absolutely not. This is a podcast that'll be lost to time.

• 12:20Speaker 01

  Thanks for the flight out.

• 12:22Speaker 05

  Thanks for, what is so long? And thanks for all the free booze.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  Okay, so hold on real quick.

• 12:28Speaker 05

  If I may.

• 12:30Speaker 01

  They've got me very drunk already. Don't blame us. This is okay. I ordered a lot of drinks by myself.

• 12:38Speaker 05

  And specifically was the only one at the table who said, no, I don't need food.

• 12:42Speaker 01

  Okay. Well, so see, see, now we're talking too much shit. See, now, now, now we're opening up a bag or yeah.

• 12:49Speaker 01

  Senator, you can continue.

• 12:52Speaker 03

  Continue, please.

• 12:53Speaker 05

  No, no, no, you're doing, you're doing great.

• 12:55Speaker 01

  Crushing it right now.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  You're doing great. I am. Oh, I'm.

• 12:59Speaker 01

  Oh, I love, these are my favorite.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  My name is Jake and I'm an alcoholic.

• 13:04Speaker 05

  The first step is admitting you.

• 13:06Speaker 01

  I do. But I also have two beautiful daughters. Man, fantastic. You guys are bringing up videos and movies and shit. And I don't have time to do that because I'm watching Bluey and Cars and fucking. I have seen Hercules a hundred and ninety-two times.

• 13:21Speaker 05

  You were so enthusiastic this morning. You're like, love the Cars movies. Cars one, great. Cars two, shit. Cars two, great. Or Cars three, great.

• 13:29Speaker 01

  They went too hard into Mater. It's fitting about going too hard into a male name. I was also a altar boy. Sorry.

• 13:36Speaker 03

  James, if I may ask, why did they go so hard onto Mater? What's happening with Mater?

• 13:45Speaker 01

  Well, the lower IQ. There's no way this makes it. The lower IQ you have, right?

• 13:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's true.

• 13:55Speaker 01

  There's less likely you know enough people to tattle tale.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  So if you're like.

• 14:02Speaker 01

  It's not making it.

• 14:03Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  It's a sodomy joke. Anyway. We're getting nothing out of this.

• 14:12Speaker 04

  So far, I'm liking a lot of this.

• 14:14Speaker 05

  These are the episodes that like, it seems like such a throwaway and it's just like, huh, two of ten. Audience fucking loved it. Yeah. All right.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  Well, we're already hitting. It's like, we have history. We have our comedy.

• 14:25Speaker 05

  All right, calling that history is a little.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  I was still kinda right. I'll take six out of ten right. You take five out of ten right and they call it a day. You're going for Texas senator, right?

• 14:37Speaker 05

  No.

• 14:38Speaker 01

  No. What are you going for?

• 14:40Speaker 05

  One out of ten. Congress. It's a congressional race.

• 14:43Speaker 01

  It's close enough.

• 14:44Speaker 05

  So House of Representatives, more specifically.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Representatives of the people. Yeah, I know. I know how that works.

• 14:52Speaker 05

  Like I said, the gang takes civics.

• 14:56Speaker 04

  It's like, what's going on? Okay, Brandon, for.

• 14:58Speaker 01

  Anyway, sorry.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  Oh, you're good. You're good. For the, for your guy that we were talking about.

• 15:02Speaker 05

  President Garfield.

• 15:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, got voted into.

• 15:06Speaker 05

  Well, it's a great show because it's, A, it's very funny, but it tells like a very real story. And I think they, they were pretty good on their historical accuracy. Obviously, they played up a bunch of stuff and made it, you know, dramatized. But I think he actually served the shortest term. Don't quote me on that. But I think it was the shortest term of any president because it was only a few months between him being sworn in and him being shot and killed.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  Who was that?

• 15:29Speaker 05

  President Garfield.

• 15:30Speaker 03

  Garfield?

• 15:31Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 15:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's not correct.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  Do we want to finish? Do we want to finish this podcast on mix here?

• 15:37Speaker 05

  We have Connor, Connor fact checking off screen. Who had shorter than Garfield?

• 15:42Speaker 06

  He died months after he gave his inaugural speech.

• 15:45Speaker 05

  That is true. Well, so did, so did Garfield.

• 15:48Speaker 06

  I think Zach Taylor was like two months.

• 15:50Speaker 05

  Sorry, because, well, because Taylor, Zachary Taylor, I think he died because of milk, if I'm not mistaken.

• 15:57Speaker 06

  Milk and cherries?

• 15:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, he, he was like at a summer barbecue and just downed a bunch of milk and it fucking killed him.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  And cherries? How the, did he eat the stems?

• 16:05Speaker 05

  No.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  No, this is how, this is why you pasteurize milk.

• 16:08Speaker 06

  It was like a dessert at the time. It was just cherries and cream and he ate like gallons.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  Wait, hold on, hold on. Was he at the original berries and cream, berries and cream?

• 16:22Speaker 01

  Is that, is that, is that where he came from?

• 16:24Speaker 05

  Apparently, uh, yeah. That I, the only reason I know this is because that was my assignment. We had like a debate thing I had to do in, uh, high school, like history. And, uh, the president that I was given was, uh, Zachary Taylor and we were fighting some other president. I don't remember who the fuck it was. But the other team nailed a kill shot where they were like, yeah, well, your president died from milk. So shut up. And I'm like, fuck.

• 16:49Speaker 06

  I was wrong because the comments are gonna freak out about this, but it was, uh, William Henry Harrison got pneumonia at his inaugural speech because he didn't wear a coat. And he died two months into his presidency.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, there you go.

• 17:02Speaker 05

  Well, there you go.

• 17:03Speaker 01

  Presidents die.

• 17:05Speaker 04

  Brandon, what kind of shirt is that?

• 17:07Speaker 05

  I'm glad you asked, Eli. This is a poncho.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  Brandon and I actually wear ponchos so much, we constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt.

• 17:15Speaker 05

  Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before.

• 17:19Speaker 03

  Now, if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general, you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly comfortable, great looking shirts all the time.

• 17:26Speaker 04

  Finn, pull it up with pictures. They're literally always wearing the same shirt.

• 17:31Speaker 05

  I got turned on a poncho like a year ago. Been wearing them ever since. Uh, personally prefer, I think this is the western because it's got the pearl snaps, uh, because it's hot in Texas and I like something breathable.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Here's the thing I find really cool. Brandon, do the glasses trick.

• 17:44Speaker 05

  So ponchos have this neat little thing in the pocket where you just take your glasses.

• 17:49Speaker 01

  Nope, that's the other one.

• 17:50Speaker 05

  Be more specific.

• 17:52Speaker 04

  About that.

• 17:53Speaker 05

  All right.

• 17:53Speaker 04

  Oh, watch everyone.

• 17:54Speaker 05

  So if you got fat fingers and you smudge your glasses all the time, the bottom of the shirt actually acts, it has like a microfiber so you can clean your glasses.

• 18:03Speaker 04

  I make him clean my phones.

• 18:05Speaker 05

  He does.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  I like the hidden little pocket on the breast.

• 18:08Speaker 04

  Wait, what?

• 18:08Speaker 05

  Right over here.

• 18:11Speaker 05

  Got a little zipper pocket.

• 18:12Speaker 04

  I didn't even know about that one. Is that where you hold Cody's heart?

• 18:14Speaker 05

  And his drugs.

• 18:16Speaker 04

  Things you might need to know. Poncho has put a lot of thought and detail into each one of their shirts.

• 18:22Speaker 05

  Oh, holy shit. They're soft. They're really soft.

• 18:25Speaker 04

  Yo, what?

• 18:26Speaker 05

  That's my one like thing is fucking fabric sensitivity. I don't wear uncomfortable shirts. This is comfy as.

• 18:33Speaker 03

  That's why we wear them all the time.

• 18:34Speaker 04

  So Poncho's got a bunch of great styles, the original, western, denim and ultra light.

• 18:40Speaker 05

  If you're looking for the perfect shirt, something breathable and stands out in a good way, give Poncho a try.

• 18:45Speaker 04

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• 18:50Speaker 05

  That's P O N C H O outdoors.com/ unsub.

• 18:54Speaker 04

  Dude, pneumonia because you didn't wear a coat that.

• 18:58Speaker 03

  You don't wear a coat when you're outside?

• 19:00Speaker 05

  In DC.

• 19:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, you should probably wear a.

• 19:03Speaker 04

  But what year was this?

• 19:04Speaker 03

  Do you wear a coat when you're in?

• 19:06Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 19:07Speaker 06

  1841. He was president for 32 whole days.

• 19:11Speaker 04

  They don't know about it.

• 19:12Speaker 05

  Two days. Dear lord.

• 19:13Speaker 03

  Bro, in the middle of winter in DC, if you don't wear a coat, I'm gonna make so much fun of you if you fucking die.

• 19:20Speaker 05

  I hate the fuck, I hate the. Makes so much money too.

• 19:25Speaker 04

  So much money off of Brandon's merch.

• 19:26Speaker 05

  No, no, see that dude.

• 19:30Speaker 05

  When I airbrush you onto a fucking t-shirt. He's gonna, I'm gonna make so much money. You're gonna put me as your vinyl decal on the back of your Chrysler 300?

• 19:39Speaker 03

  Gone too soon.

• 19:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's gonna be great. The tribute merch doesn't go as hard when you die from something real stupid.

• 19:46Speaker 04

  We just have Brandon's is gay. It's like now, huh? Overcame that real quick.

• 19:52Speaker 05

  We gotta be.

• 19:53Speaker 04

  Obstacle.

• 19:57Speaker 04

  It's you dead.

• 20:00Speaker 05

  Oh god, you're gonna sell like, like the Jesse James death photos?

• 20:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh yeah. Just frozen.

• 20:07Speaker 05

  It's gonna be you guys selfing over my corpse in the hospital.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  Pretty much. With the gang life on top of it. The gang does.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  My son's godfather dies from lack of coat?

• 20:21Speaker 03

  My John's out there just like, yo.

• 20:25Speaker 05

  The gang does, heaven.

• 20:27Speaker 01

  Dude, his gun is a squirt gun because he's cold as shit. It works out perfect. I love it.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  My op was a coat.

• 20:35Speaker 01

  Did he ever think about not getting pneumonia, though? That's the real question.

• 20:38Speaker 05

  My op was the weather channel.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  How'd he die? Man, he had stage four coat.

• 20:49Speaker 04

  Stage four coat.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  Everyone's crying. Oh, coat, no. We got coat research going on.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Instead of pouring liquor on it, you just throw a coat on top of the casket, call it a day. No American flag, just a coat.

• 21:06Speaker 05

  One, one of these days will invent a garment that protects people from the cold.

• 21:10Speaker 04

  Brian, this one for you.

• 21:13Speaker 04

  Yo, N C N.

• 21:16Speaker 03

  Did you guys see that, that new thing that came out? There was some criminal thing I come across because I always come across the criminal things, like the ops are always trying to get each other. A dude died 23 years ago and an op blew his grave up with dynamite.

• 21:31Speaker 05

  What?

• 21:31Speaker 03

  They went out to his grave and just blew it up.

• 21:34Speaker 05

  That's a level of petty I actually aspire to.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Years later, after he killed an op, and he went out there and he blew it up with dynamite.

• 21:41Speaker 05

  What year was this?

• 21:43Speaker 03

  23 years ago, apparently.

• 21:44Speaker 04

  What? So he waited, found out where his dude?

• 21:49Speaker 03

  And they just blew his fucking grave.

• 21:50Speaker 05

  grave up so 23 years ago from today

• 21:53Speaker 01

  yeah

• 21:54Speaker 05

  that was 2002

• 21:55Speaker 01

  yeah

• 21:58Speaker 00

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• 22:26Speaker 01

  that's some hate

• 22:28Speaker 05

  yo I figured this would be like 1900 like access to dynamite you could just like buy that you're like oh I gotta go blow a fucking hole in them hills

• 22:36Speaker 01

  I mean I'm gonna do that to your grave when you die though if I live twin three years farther than

• 22:40Speaker 05

  it's fine

• 22:42Speaker 04

  blowing shit up made

• 22:43Speaker 01

  because I think it's funny as shit

• 22:44Speaker 05

  well at least then you could uh well if you blow up my grave site at least nobody will know I died from pneumonia from no coat

• 22:51Speaker 01

  you no coat no coat my boy

• 22:54Speaker 05

  that no coat NCM what are the what are the polymarket odds this episode ever airs

• 23:03Speaker 04

  so far this is okay so

• 23:06Speaker 01

  all right I will say I will say this though you know when uh you know somebody see there's no shot dude ah there's no shot this airs this is gonna be like a patreon bullshit or a pepper box or whatever

• 23:17Speaker 04

  we're like a christmas episode to me right

• 23:20Speaker 01

  but we know when uh you know you see these things or the back of the vehicles or on t-shirts it says gone too soon but then they got shot right that's the entire point of a bullet it's supposed to get there pretty fucking soon so I don't understand the gone too soon

• 23:38Speaker 01

  there was a purpose for that

• 23:39Speaker 04

  I have to okay for like where did when was the first time you're like I'm gonna make some videos like what made that thought process happen

• 23:49Speaker 01

  Now we're on me. Uh, no, so, um, so before all social media, um, I was the dude, uh, and the main focus for me, and I think we're probably all raised somewhat the same way. I was raised to where you, yeah, but no, you wake up, uh, you go to work, you support a family and then you die. And I was completely fine with that. I don't care about that. As long as my family was happy, that's all that mattered. Before social media, I had like 12 likes on a picture on Facebook one time. I never did anything social media. And then I went to my bu- uh, my brother's, I think it was a 16th birthday party. I flew out, uh, they were in North Carolina at the time.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Uh, real quick, what was your job working at this time? When you wouldn't like.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  Oh, I didn't exist before social media. I'm like baby Jesus.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  What job were you doing before you like you saw your social media start?

• 24:39Speaker 01

  Uh, so right before I was, uh, I had a union job, um,

• 24:45Speaker 01

  uh, climbing poles for a living. My mom couldn't keep me off them. Yeah, I was climbing poles up in the mountain in Colorado, for those of you that don't know where I'm from. Well, I'm from Arkansas originally, but I was living in Colorado and I was climbing poles up in the mountain and, uh, doing all that and had a union job, had a really good job and all that and, uh.

• 25:03Speaker 05

  I didn't know it was a strippers' union.

• 25:05Speaker 03

  That's what I didn't either. You climbing pole, going down.

• 25:09Speaker 01

  I didn't know there was a senators' union. Fuck you, actually.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  Hey, Paul Bunyan?

• 25:19Speaker 01

  But no, so that's, that's what I was doing.

• 25:21Speaker 05

  Paul Bunyan?

• 25:23Speaker 01

  Paul's North Woods? I don't know.

• 25:28Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  You talking about climbing poles like you had the spikes in your boot and you're climbing up the poles? I did that for.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, no, Gavin Poles.

• 25:37Speaker 05

  No shit.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  For AT&T.

• 25:40Speaker 05

  Every like three months.

• 25:41Speaker 01

  The same thing. I was a 15 foot cowboy.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was AT&T climbing up poles to put in lines and stuff.

• 25:46Speaker 01

  So we were doing a lot of stuff up in the mountain.

• 25:48Speaker 05

  That's your husband? Every three months, we do a podcast and I find new fucking Cody lore.

• 25:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:53Speaker 05

  I never knew you did that.

• 25:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude. What do you, what do you call that?

• 25:57Speaker 01

  You're gonna hurt your own friends, Ben. I'm just gonna sit here and.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  What do you call it when the, you have the spikes in your shoes and you're climbing up the poles? Gavin, yeah, I did that for a minute too.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, so I was doing that up in the mountain and getting.

• 26:08Speaker 03

  I fucking, I tell people this, I was like.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  I don't like, I don't like to tell people what I did before I did YouTube. So like, yeah.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  But no, I actually feel that, alright. If someone was one of our privacies, alright. I'll try to, I think the game of cards are really aggressive.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  Especially since you said.

• 26:34Speaker 01

  Gaffing poles and doing all that and the job was great. It was fantastic. Um, and I just started making random ass videos, um, flying out. And when I flew out to my, uh, my brother's birthday. He had one of his buddies that they were all hooting and hollering about how, um, one of them got like thirty thousand views on a video, right? And my little brother is ten years younger than me. So I was like, ah, this would be a good way to maybe, you know, uh, connect with them. So I made a thing, started talking about work stuff. Um, and I was like, maybe I get a thousand followers and, and he can. You know, we can talk about, you know, TikTok. I didn't know anything about this. I, as far as content winner, as far as social media goes, I, to this day, I think is still.

• 27:18Speaker 01

  Dumb as fuck. Anyway, no, he's gonna, yeah, yeah, I gotta get closer. But anyway, um, so I, I went home and I, and I made a TikTok account and it just kind of blew up overnight.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  What was this?

• 27:32Speaker 01

  Two thousand twenty.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah, so.

• 27:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, February of twenty twenty. And then it blew up. And then I remember coming home to my wife and I was like, hey. We have like ten thousand. What happens if it's a ten thousand or a million or whatever it might be? And then just kept making videos, uh. And it just kind of worked. And now I'm, you know, on, on all sorts of other platforms, but, um. I I just I hopped in my truck. Uh, you guys have such a great place here and whatnot. I got very lucky into where I sit in my truck and I hold my phone like this. I say some fuck shit and then I hold my phone like this and I say some I just keep going back and forth until all my jokes are done. And then, uh, I walk inside my house and I go hang out with my children.

• 28:18Speaker 01

  Which is such a blessing, uh, in its own way. It's just, it's so fucking wild, dude, how all this works. It's the new white picket fence of America, I feel like, which is kind of ass. Let's be honest. The new American dream is followers, but I'll take it. Hey, GFC, buy a hat. Keep that in. You better keep that in.

• 28:39Speaker 05

  GFC stands for?

• 28:41Speaker 01

  Uh, get fuck, get cancer, global financial crisis, uh, grotesque child. Uh, it means so

• 28:49Speaker 05

  It it is whatever you want to make it.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 28:52Speaker 03

  You know, the craziest fucking story you told me about that, like going up poles like that?

• 28:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, like you get to the top and you you go to go back down, but you gotta look down before you go back down the pole when you're in it. Cause there was like one dude in like the unit that I worked for.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Union jobs.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  One of the, one of the poles, a spike came out a little bit, like one of the wooden spikes.

• 29:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  And he dropped back down a little bit and it went up his asshole and it went into his heart.

• 29:20Speaker 01

  What?

• 29:21Speaker 03

  So you ought to get, you always gotta look out for that.

• 29:23Speaker 01

  What went into it? All you have to do is not do that.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know. It's crazy. There was a guy that did that. So that's why I was a little scared. I was like so scared.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  The spike went into his heart?

• 29:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. So you got that. You got the spikes on your heels and you're going with the fucking pole, right? And like you always gotta look down to make sure like when you come back down. And one dude just kinda like dropped a little bit, cause sometimes you drop and you catch yourself.

• 29:46Speaker 01

  Burning a pole, yeah.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:47Speaker 01

  Like a mortal combat pit?

• 29:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. So like a piece of the pole, like a little piece of the pole came up.

• 29:53Speaker 05

  Like a shard of the pole?

• 29:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, like a, yeah.

• 29:55Speaker 01

  You got a splinter to his heart.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  He got a splinter that came up his pole and went into his heart.

• 30:00Speaker 01

  He went, it went through his, he got fucking bladed?

• 30:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:04Speaker 05

  Bladed, basically, yeah. Yeah.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  That's what Dracula started.

• 30:07Speaker 05

  Fun fact.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  Because I mean, these poles don't get maintained all the time. So you might be working a pole that's just been around for like a couple of years now, like 20 years.

• 30:17Speaker 05

  Babe, I'll be right.

• 30:18Speaker 03

  Splinter. And so you're, you're like, you're shoving your, you're shoving your heels into this fucking pole. And you go up and you're coming back down and a dude dropped just like three feet, which happens. And you just dig your poles back in, whatever. You fell a little bit and sometimes there's like, and that's what they warned us about. There's just like a little spike and it could be, you know, like two inches around. It just goes up your ass and shoves you in the heart.

• 30:44Speaker 05

  Dude, that's some shit that I would see like two o'clock in the morning.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Just do that. That is a crazy, that is a crazy stuff. Doesn't just do that, but it, there's a possibility.

• 30:52Speaker 05

  If you fucked up. I'd be watching like a thousand ways to die on Spike TV and like see some story like that and think, no.

• 31:00Speaker 03

  Oh shit, you didn't know I did that shit too?

• 31:01Speaker 05

  No, no, I had no fucking clue. I've known you for how long? I have no, I had never known that.

• 31:06Speaker 03

  Fucking used to climb poles too.

• 31:08Speaker 01

  It's fun as, um, but if you burn a pole, like what he thought, so yeah, obviously that piece of wood came up his ass. But, uh, I did burn a pole, uh, one time, uh, speaking on that. Um, I was coming down. I was trying to come down too quick and I burned the pole. And then as I got to the bottom, luckily,

• 31:28Speaker 01

  I ended up okay, but I have a scar right here, right next to my penis. Almost a femoral. Straight up. So that was a big ass splinter, but like splinter went straight up my, my, this close to my, my ball sack, my asshole.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  How close to the femoral?

• 31:43Speaker 01

  Enough.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  That's terr- dude.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  That's the most scary, like legs, most terrifying part. That femoral, you're just like, boop. Ten seconds.

• 31:52Speaker 03

  The amount of, I didn't have kids at the time, so it would have worked out.

• 31:55Speaker 05

  The amount of time it would take you to get off that pole, you don't have enough time to tourniquet or anything like that. You're just fucked.

• 32:01Speaker 01

  Well, and at the time, so I was climbing the poles up, uh, up in the mountain. So like I was in the middle of nowhere, up in the Rockies in Colorado. So if it did nick it, I, I probably could have got to say that word, right? Golly. Uh, if I did nick it, uh, you know, I, I would have had enough of time to, you know, call my family to say I love them. But that, so it went all the way up to his heart?

• 32:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:28Speaker 01

  How big was the spike?

• 32:29Speaker 03

  A big splinter came off of the fucking pole.

• 32:32Speaker 01

  Oh, big old splinter.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  So it was an old, like an old pole and he was climbing up to get something and he came down, fixing things, came down a little bit too hard and he fell and the, yeah, that just little splinter just like went up his pole into his heart.

• 32:49Speaker 05

  Didn't even know that was in the cards. Although if you did just catch the femoral, like just on the way down.

• 32:54Speaker 01

  Nick it.

• 32:54Speaker 05

  And in the, yeah.

• 32:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:59Speaker 01

  Well, then I get a really, I get a really cool YouTube video by the unsub podcast about the history of burning poles.

• 33:05Speaker 05

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• 33:08Speaker 01

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• 33:09Speaker 03

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• 33:09Speaker 05

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• 33:11Speaker 03

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• 33:12Speaker 05

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• 33:14Speaker 03

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• 33:15Speaker 03

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• 33:16Speaker 05

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• 33:19Speaker 03

  Well, you said hardwood. You actually meant hardwood.

• 33:22Speaker 05

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• 33:25Speaker 03

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• 33:28Speaker 05

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• 33:31Speaker 01

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• 33:38Speaker 03

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• 33:40Speaker 05

  No, I like crisp mint because I'm a coward when it comes to flavors.

• 33:44Speaker 01

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• 33:46Speaker 03

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• 33:50Speaker 01

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• 33:54Speaker 03

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• 34:12Speaker 03

  This might not end up, John.

• 34:15Speaker 06

  Hi.

• 34:16Speaker 03

  I used to, I used to climb telephone poles and they could impel your and go into your heart. Yeah, you were about, you were about three years old at the end of me doing that job and I decided I don't want to do this anymore. I used to climb telephone poles and fixed wires.

• 34:35Speaker 05

  Did you know that about your dad?

• 34:36Speaker 06

  No, your dad.

• 34:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, fucking. None of us knew that about your dad either.

• 34:41Speaker 04

  None of us knew Cody did this. John, uh, he risked his life. You used to like try to put stuff in cert like plug ins.

• 34:51Speaker 05

  Quite the start there.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  You used to plug shit in.

• 34:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude. He used to like, he used to put butter knives in the sockets.

• 35:01Speaker 05

  It's like that video game, the what's your daddy, who's your daddy?

• 35:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, who's your daddy? Yeah.

• 35:06Speaker 05

  Great game.

• 35:08Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ.

• 35:09Speaker 05

  Like one player plays as the father.

• 35:11Speaker 03

  John, why do you think I get so mad at you? Dad has done every job on the planet.

• 35:19Speaker 05

  That's how you land on social media.

• 35:20Speaker 04

  But now you have a very fantastic kiddo. John, you are for a 16 year old too, like you turned out good kid.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, hey, mate, mate, how good is he at making like Jack and Cokes?

• 35:32Speaker 03

  John.

• 35:37Speaker 05

  I'll, I'll put it this way. I'm his godfather.

• 35:40Speaker 01

  You want to make me a Jack and Coke?

• 35:43Speaker 04

  I'm asking permission from your father. It's fine. It's fine if not.

• 35:46Speaker 03

  This is not false.

• 35:47Speaker 04

  I'm running a coffee cup right now.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  You heard me say seven retarded uncles earlier. Right. So his godfather is this guy legally, this is his godfather, but he's grown up for the past six years around Beely, me, Brandon, Nick, Fat Electrician, like all of our group. So I, I don't know what his outlook.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  So now he's just doing his best.

• 36:12Speaker 05

  Well, the, the running joke for the last fucking five years has been, one of these days, he's going to write a tell all book called my seven retarded uncles.

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Hey, just make, make, make sure they're done with social media before you do that. Make your own bag afterwards.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  Make that bag, buddy.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 36:27Speaker 05

  My, my lawyer will talk to you. It's fine.

• 36:31Speaker 01

  Little savage over there. We're like, damn.

• 36:33Speaker 05

  And how he will burn even us. It's like, yeah, you were raised around us. Jesus, don't do that at high school. Please, that will get you.

• 36:42Speaker 01

  Maybe do it in high school.

• 36:43Speaker 05

  Kicked out so fast.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  He'll be fine, dude. He'll be all right.

• 36:46Speaker 05

  I know. He's been around people like us long enough that he's funny beyond his years. So like when he gets to college, he's either going to crush it or get his ass kicked.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  How good of a shit talker is he?

• 36:57Speaker 05

  Pretty fucking good.

• 36:59Speaker 01

  Oh, Troutman's.

• 37:01Speaker 04

  You got news? First off, you have.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, don't play with me. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. That's right, gay boy.

• 37:12Speaker 04

  Well, that's the intro of this one.

• 37:14Speaker 03

  Trout, come here.

• 37:15Speaker 04

  It was gonna be the N word and now we're doing that. Now they start, everyone kisses down the row. You dropped your wallet and I didn't want to say anything, but it's the one that says bad motherfucker.

• 37:26Speaker 01

  Hell yeah, brother.

• 37:29Speaker 01

  Well, start the podcast with that. It's perfect.

• 37:32Speaker 05

  Oh dude.

• 37:34Speaker 01

  I always told my wife, Chet, uh, it's not gay if it's a dude.

• 37:40Speaker 05

  That's how that works.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  How do you like being a parent though? Do you love it or?

• 37:45Speaker 01

  Dude, I cannot stress this enough. Uh, so I lost two of my babies. Um, uh, so we lost two and then uh, well, my, uh, my oldest now, they're, they're two and one. I have Irish twins, uh, 12 months apart and, um, when she popped out, dude, I'll tell you what, like it was, it was mesmerizing. Oh, can we talk about, were you with your son or whatever? Uh, were you in the room, uh, when the birth was happening? Okay. So, all right.

• 38:12Speaker 05

  He wasn't there when the conception was happening.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  I was, I was just hoping.

• 38:17Speaker 05

  He was sitting in the chair on the other side.

• 38:20Speaker 04

  I love it. And then we just clipped that you kissing him and it's like, how do you like that? And then she's like, I loved it.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  You were trying to go me for words?

• 38:29Speaker 04

  And then you were like, well.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  I was about to be real serious for a second.

• 38:32Speaker 04

  This is hard to follow.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  You guys are gonna clip me in the context. So just in case, you're retarded.

• 38:41Speaker 07

  What was it that you clipped me saying in the? I love loads in my butt? He just clipping through my butt.

• 38:47Speaker 01

  Clip that again.

• 38:49Speaker 07

  I love loads in my butt. I went through the Kurt Cobain Cobain video. I was playing it because I was like, oh, I made reference to it in the Pepperbox video that I made. And I was like, oh yeah, here's an actual quote from Brandon Herrera's video on that. And then I just went through and I found all, I was like, what sentence can I fucking make? And I heard him say the words, I love and loads. And I was like, you know, we, we got something here. I love loads in my butt. I love loads in my butt.

• 39:15Speaker 04

  And then you're now on Pepperbox?

• 39:17Speaker 07

  Yes, sir.

• 39:18Speaker 04

  Fucking, where, where they can find you on Pepperbox and then what channel?

• 39:21Speaker 07

  Pepperbox.tv/ King Trout and also on YouTube.

• 39:26Speaker 04

  And you're doing fucking amazing out the gate, which is awesome to see.

• 39:30Speaker 07

  Thanks dad.

• 39:30Speaker 04

  You're like, okay, I like this.

• 39:31Speaker 07

  Tell me you love me.

• 39:38Speaker 04

  And that's how I know he's a veteran.

• 39:42Speaker 01

  Well.

• 39:45Speaker 01

  Speaking of kids, I wanted to do that before they popped out. That is perfect.

• 39:50Speaker 07

  So anyway, you were in the room with your wife.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  Magic of fatherhood. Oh yeah, dude. Hell yeah, brother.

• 39:57Speaker 07

  Now that we've kissed. Tell me about your life.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude. You know, uh, baby girl, I, I was in the room. All right. I was in the room.

• 40:07Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ. Where are we going right now? I don't know. Anyway.

• 40:11Speaker 07

  No, get emotional. Get emotional.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  Okay, we're good. Here, really quick, uh, do you want to swap out for kid stories? Cause family, family, you have a kiddo.

• 40:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, get the fuck.

• 40:22Speaker 01

  That's why I have no children, two miscarriages, no. Children. Why two miscarriages too? And like I got two now, like it works out eventually.

• 40:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're still with your wife though.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's because I found love.

• 40:38Speaker 06

  Fuck you. I take that back, dude.

• 40:42Speaker 01

  She FaceTimed me while I was here, you unlovable fuck. Well, no, anyway, anyway, idiot.

• 40:49Speaker 04

  This is going so hard.

• 40:51Speaker 03

  I didn't realize this. This podcast was a combat sport.

• 40:54Speaker 01

  I thought we were just going fuck.

• 40:58Speaker 03

  Dear Lord, we just hitting low today? Fuck, you should move here.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  A little bit. That's actually the, the best compliment.

• 41:07Speaker 03

  Say hi to bar none.

• 41:11Speaker 01

  But were you in the room too with your, your kids? Uh, like when they were born?

• 41:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:16Speaker 01

  Not when you were.

• 41:20Speaker 03

  Oh, man. You want to hear a gnarly one when he was born?

• 41:23Speaker 01

  Oh, absolutely.

• 41:24Speaker 03

  Holy shit. So they, they, they clipped it off at the wrong point or not a wrong point.

• 41:31Speaker 03

  They clipped the umbilical cord off where it was kind of a, I don't know, pressure building point.

• 41:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:36Speaker 03

  And so when I, like, you gotta cut the cord, like, you know, dad's gotta cut the cord.

• 41:40Speaker 01

  It's gummy, right?

• 41:42Speaker 03

  I cut the cord and it just sprayed in my mouth and all over my face.

• 41:46Speaker 01

  Why'd you use your teeth?

• 41:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, I shouldn't have done that. There was a lot of pressure buildup.

• 41:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:53Speaker 03

  And it went. And I was like, I love this kid.

• 41:58Speaker 03

  Stem cells of your own DNA, you know?

• 42:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:00Speaker 03

  People pay a lot of money for that.

• 42:01Speaker 01

  About that. I wasn't even disgusted by it. A piece of you in your face? I started that at thirteen.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  Kind of cool.

• 42:08Speaker 03

  Was that, was that related to you being an altar boy or?

• 42:12Speaker 01

  Okay, well, hold on. We're not.

• 42:14Speaker 04

  I just love how you're a trout actually break over.

• 42:17Speaker 01

  That was fourteen.

• 42:19Speaker 03

  Sorry, we're, we're getting ahead of ourselves.

• 42:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, trying to give you my life story here.

• 42:24Speaker 04

  So Cody, you went fucking.

• 42:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, just.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  I love him. Damn, the I U D turned into an I E D. That's crazy.

• 42:34Speaker 05

  Well, apparently the I U D didn't work.

• 42:38Speaker 01

  There we go. I love this. You're never, you're never getting hired as a singer. I've never run. So I'm right.

• 42:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, I hope you're right.

• 42:47Speaker 01

  Sorry. Representatives. You could represent me any day, baby girl.

• 42:52Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna kiss you like God did.

• 42:53Speaker 01

  Damn it. So you're a homophobe?

• 42:59Speaker 01

  You turned it so fast on. So you don't support the gays?

• 43:04Speaker 05

  He only kisses me.

• 43:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. Can I kiss you?

• 43:07Speaker 05

  No, I'm monogamous. Is that's, that's the problem.

• 43:10Speaker 01

  Ah, oh, you know what? That's fair. But it's not cheating if it's gay.

• 43:15Speaker 05

  That's what you keep telling your wife.

• 43:16Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:19Speaker 05

  Are we sidelining? What, what's up with your kiss? Come on, tell us.

• 43:22Speaker 01

  We, we are sidelining a lot. That's all right. No, no, no. So I was just asking if you guys were in there because I like, I've seen some guys, uh, that won't go in there. That's like, oh, it's disgusting, blah, blah, blah.

• 43:31Speaker 05

  No.

• 43:32Speaker 01

  And anybody, and by the way, this goes for everybody here, anybody who says that childbirth is beautiful and all that, you're stupid. What it is, is dope as fuck, is what it is. So I'm sitting there, I'm in the room, uh, uh, my baby's about to be delivered, my first one. And, uh, all I remember is I was on the dad couch. She, uh, so I almost lost my wife. Uh, so we lost two and then on the third one, Amberly, my oldest. Um, uh, she damn near died. So I was sitting, uh, bedside with her the night before, watching, um, uh, making sure her blood pressure and all that was good.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  And then, yeah, I don't know if I want to talk about, um, it was, it was, it was, you, okay. Well, don't put this on me. All right. Let me blame people.

• 44:23Speaker 01

  And okay, okay, what did I say before? Anyway, no, so I'm sitting there next to her bedside and um, watching that and it was like four or five in the morning and she's still going through some issues. Um, she had something called help syndrome. So it's one above preeclampsia. So I don't know if you guys know it. I, I do not know what that is. It's so preeclampsia, you get like low blood pressure and I don't fully understand it because I'm still a dude. But uh, preeclampsia and then once you get past preeclampsia, you're going to help uh, syndrome, which stands for it's like high, high something, low pressure, whatever it might be. Anyway, they were worried about her bleeding out when the baby came out, right? Right. So we were sitting there and um,

• 45:03Speaker 01

  I was there till four and then the nurse came in, says she's good right now. So I finally laid on, you know, the old dad bed that's in there. And um, I get woken up three hours later saying, oh, we're about there. So I pop up. I'm all over the place and then my wife asked, she was like, hey, if the baby's coming, can you go get me Starbucks? There were Starbucks inside the hospital. Right? And I asked the nurse, I was like, do I have enough time to do this? And she said, yeah, we're probably still about 30 minutes away. So I run downstairs to get the Starbies. I get a uh,

• 45:35Speaker 03

  What did she want from Starbucks during labor?

• 45:38Speaker 01

  She does a chai latte, iced chai latte, still to this day, iced chai latte. And uh, and I, I got a skinny vanilla latte, girly's figure and all that. You know what it is? Low calorie and all that. Um, and then, so I do that, I'm probably gone, I shit you not, for probably eight minutes. And as I come back up, I come into the room and there's like

• 46:01Speaker 01

  14 people there because they have to worry about your wife, obviously. So there's two different, for people who, who don't know, uh, there's people there for the baby and there's people there for the, the mother, right? So, but because of where she was at, there was a whole fucking surgical team there. And so I'm like, what the hell? And they're like, oh, she's in here. And I was like, okay. So I run over to the bedside, I put the drinks down. And, and I'm standing there just off to the side, trying to get out of their way, just in case anything happens. And then the OBGYN comes in, you know, the delivery lady, right? She comes in, she goes, dad, hold the leg. They didn't put her in stirrups. Said, dad, hold the leg. And I'm sitting there like, okay, and keep in mind, me and my wife had the conversation, I wasn't going to look into the uh, uh, God's 3D printer, right?

• 46:46Speaker 01

  Ah, eh, eh, and because she didn't want me to, that was her choice. She was like, I don't want you to see that, whatever. But I was like, okay, I mean, the doctor lady, oh, I did. Yeah, we're getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there. So I'm holding the leg and she's pushing so hard against my shoulder. I lift, all right, but I am pushing. I am doing my best. Holding that leg up and there's another nurse on the other side, holding the other leg up, right? And, and I'm looking at her, I was like, baby, you're doing so well, blah, blah, blah. And then this bitch, all right? This bit, not my wife, the, the, the doctor lady, this bitch, she goes, oh, oh, there's the head. We all have been there to where when somebody says some shit, you're like, what do you mean?

• 47:31Speaker 01

  So I'm here. So keep in mind, like, her leg is right here and my shoulder is here.

• 47:35Speaker 04

  This is left or right leg?

• 47:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  Right leg?

• 47:37Speaker 01

  No, no, no, her knee, her knee is bent. So I'm holding her knee bent like this.

• 47:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, like this.

• 47:41Speaker 01

  No, no, it's not over. Of which side of the leg is the woman on?

• 47:45Speaker 04

  You are holding her left or right leg?

• 47:47Speaker 01

  The same way we made the child. Anyway, uh, but we're, we're doing this, right? And then, and then I'm looking at her, I was like, baby, you're doing so good, blah, blah, blah. And then she said that and everything my wife told me, she's like, I don't want you to look at, you know, the, the birth. She, and I think a lot of women go through this and ladies, if your man has a problem with you giving birth, he's a bitch ass made. Anyhoosies. So, but I was like, baby, we're good. And then she said that. Like, oh, here, here, here's the, uh, top of the, oh, nevermind, I'm right here. No, I'm kidding. But, uh, here's the tip of the head. So all I did was.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  And right? So I'm looking down and then I see, I was like, oh, that's the tip of a head. And I look back at my wife and she's so in pain. She doesn't know what the hell is going on. You know, she's just doing her best, right? And then.

• 48:33Speaker 04

  Epidural now.

• 48:34Speaker 01

  Yes. Yeah. Um, but she has help syndrome. So that goes above where the epidural is at. So she's in a bunch of pain up top. Um, which is one of my favorite spots, but so I'm doing that and I'm looking back at her. I was like, baby, you're doing good. And then the doctor at that point is like, oh, here she comes.

• 48:53Speaker 01

  And then all of a sudden the head's out and then I watched this doctor take my daughter's head and rip her out. And part of my brain went like, easy bitch. All right. That was a bit aggressive. Apparently that's normal, but for me, I don't know. I've never been here before, right? Uh, eh, eh, I, I, I wanted to be like Google Maps and put her back in her lane, but apparently that's normal.

• 49:14Speaker 00

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• 49:42Speaker 04

  And it's violent. Just for people who do not know, they... Once the head's out? Dude, it's crazy how... Because I had the same reaction with Ryan. He came out five pounds tiny little... Oh, she was pretty me too, yeah. Yeah, and but how they're like, fuck you. You're out. It is not a calm, slow... It's like how they put in hips. It's like a sludge hammer just whacking way. Brandon! Brandon! Cody, call him the one word. Win AK-50!

• 50:14Speaker 05

  I sensed a disturbance in the forest. What's up?

• 50:19Speaker 04

  How do you like those Turtle Beach noise-canceling headphones? They're the Stealth 700.

• 50:23Speaker 05

  They're fantastic. The noise-canceling is so good, all I hear is tinnitus.

• 50:26Speaker 04

  Ah, god, these are comfortable!

• 50:29Speaker 05

  They're really comfy.

• 50:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, those are dope.

• 50:31Speaker 05

  Turtle Beach makes them Range Ear Pro.

• 50:33Speaker 04

  You went January, actually, Cody, actually, like, put those on. Oh. They're... Those are legit comfortable. Turtle Beach! What you doing over there, girl? You making some hot-ass stuff!

• 50:47Speaker 05

  I like your squishies.

• 50:50Speaker 03

  3D spatial audio to improve your gaming? That would work really good in Tarkov, hear people's footsteps.

• 50:55Speaker 04

  And in PUBG.

• 50:56Speaker 05

  I can't wait to use a Turtle Beach headset to listen for footsteps in Tarkov, running the new AK-50 while I get still killed from a wood line I can't see.

• 51:05Speaker 04

  What?

• 51:06Speaker 05

  Eli, there's a global cabal that's working behind the scenes to control all media banking. And that's why we should have never gone off the gold standard.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  Hey, hold on, hold on. 80-hour battery life.

• 51:16Speaker 04

  80-hour battery life? Holy shit, there's a lot of switches. Can't stress enough how comfortable these are. And if you've been in a long gaming session, which I'm sure all of us have, unfortunately... I wear adult diapers when I play World of Warcraft. Should be euthanized.

• 51:31Speaker 01

  Ha. Also, controls. Headphones, great. This. Game hard.

• 51:39Speaker 05

  Head to Turtle Beach and use code UNSUB for 10% off your entire order.

• 51:43Speaker 04

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• 51:48Speaker 03

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• 51:53The Fat Electrician?

  Tell them UNSUB sends their regards.

• 51:55Speaker 05

  Cause I've seen births before, like I know how everything happens. Like to me, it's not crazy, but I also know enough to know that like I've never, I've never been there in the room for the birth of my child. I've been told by certain people that like, if they're like, oh yeah, a lot of people pass out, a lot of people, whatever. And to me, I'm like, I don't understand that. Yeah. Like how?

• 52:14Speaker 01

  They show.

• 52:15Speaker 05

  But it's one of those things I like, I've never been there, done that. So I can't say shit about it. But in my mind, I'm like that, if you pass out from that, that seems.

• 52:23Speaker 01

  It's called marketing. So they're doing the, they're showing you the best births. They're not like.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  Not the.

• 52:28Speaker 01

  You have to subscribe to see it. You have to subscribe to see everything.

• 52:32Speaker 05

  A pepper box exclusive.

• 52:34Speaker 04

  Pepper Box Birthing Channel. We start that.

• 52:36Speaker 01

  I plan on having a third child, Pepper Box exclusive.

• 52:40Speaker 04

  You deliver babies.

• 52:41Speaker 05

  Does your wife know about this yet?

• 52:43Speaker 01

  No, but I feel like we make a bunch of money.

• 52:47Speaker 01

  But no, anyway, uh, she gets pulled out and, uh, you know, obviously now I'm worried about my wife, right? And I remember like all that's happening. They, they really, you know, the baby's out, they put them in the warmer, you know what I mean?

• 52:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:57Speaker 01

  Right. Put them in the warmer, whatever. And now I'm worried about my wife and they're, you know, fixing it all up and they, so you not only have to birth a child, you have to birth a placenta as well. So they're getting all that out and they're like, oh, we have to scrape some of it out. Like it's a fucking. I don't know. They're putting a knife in there and they're just like, oh, we gotta scrape out the uterus or whatever. I was like, what are you talking about? So anyway, all that comes out. And then they pull up a black and they're like, oh, she didn't bleed as much as she did, or as much as we thought she would. And they're holding up a big ass bag of blood. And I'm like, that's. A bit. That's, that's more blood. Then I would think would be acceptable personally. And scared the shit out of me.

• 53:34Speaker 04

  But she did live, obviously. And we had a second child. That's, that's very.

• 53:37Speaker 03

  Oh yeah. Kids.

• 53:38Speaker 04

  Congratulations.

• 53:38Speaker 03

  Kids.

• 53:40Speaker 01

  Uh, no.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  John, I love you.

• 53:45Speaker 03

  John, I'll meet you later.

• 53:48Speaker 04

  But it, it is weird watching everything unfold. I mean, Cody with John, how was that? Like when you're watching the birth and you're like, ah.

• 53:56Speaker 03

  No, that's what happens.

• 53:59Speaker 01

  There's

• 54:01Speaker 03

  That come was fun.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  And that come was fun.

• 54:06Speaker 04

  Zero reaction from Sean.

• 54:10Speaker 01

  I like that. I mean, I mean, let's be real. Having a kid is just keeping come as a pet.

• 54:16Speaker 04

  My come pet. My comey mom.

• 54:22Speaker 01

  And you can call a pregnancy a comey ache. We're crushing it right now.

• 54:27Speaker 03

  All right. Do you guys like being racist on Instagram?

• 54:31Speaker 01

  There was

• 54:33Speaker 04

  Switch it from this topic.

• 54:35Speaker 05

  There was one time I did get in trouble. In trouble, whatever. I got like internet canceled for the 40th time. It was, uh, it was because I got in a fight with, uh, the, the head of, uh, Moms Demand Action. The, uh, the fucking anti-gun group. And I'm like, why do you think you're a expert opinion now? Just because like you, you have a come trophy doesn't make you a fucking ballistics expert.

• 54:55Speaker 01

  I forgot about that.

• 54:56Speaker 05

  I got blocked by that group. Pretty quick.

• 55:01Speaker 03

  It's do be like

• 55:02Speaker 05

  Shannon Watts. I wonder how Shannon's doing.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  I actually want to know with what was your first video that like? You're like, oh, this can turn into something way bigger because you have a couple. And we've shown, I showed Brandon one of yours. I know that guy. I do know.

• 55:20Speaker 05

  That is now the one I show to everyone else.

• 55:22Speaker 01

  The blackface?

• 55:23Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 55:24Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 55:24Speaker 03

  Well, uh, a lot happened before the blackface.

• 55:27Speaker 01

  That's why.

• 55:28Speaker 05

  Usually that is the case.

• 55:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  That's, that's your hail Mary. But no, the, uh, I never really had a big one. I never really blew up, uh, in the, you know, you see some of these, uh, these folks on the internet, you know, they go from zero to five million overnight. I've just been kind of growing steadily for, uh, years. So I never really had like a big one, but that one, uh, did bring a lot of eyes. And for those of you watching, just go watch it before you judge me. Okay. Just go watch the blackface video. It's very funny.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  Chase here if we can, and we'll see in post.

• 56:03Speaker 01

  There we go.

• 56:04Speaker 04

  What? That's a line. We're gonna have to figure out.

• 56:07Speaker 05

  Chase, show that video right now. Of the shareholders, uh, at this table. I'm cool with it.

• 56:13Speaker 01

  I'm cool with it.

• 56:14Speaker 05

  All right. Well, there it is. Chase, pull it up.

• 56:19Speaker 06

  Ridiculous.

• 56:20Speaker 01

  I think we all just found out I can't contour worth shit, but who am I? You ready? Thank you. Next.

• 56:26Speaker 04

  Do not let me saying what you're searching where it falls.

• 56:29Speaker 01

  Have you guys seen the shadow video? That was probably the biggest one.

• 56:33Speaker 04

  I, I commented on that one.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  You've never seen the shadow cock?

• 56:36Speaker 04

  No. Okay, pull it up real quick.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  Cue it.

• 56:38Speaker 04

  No shit. You, you gotta show.

• 56:43Speaker 06

  Alright. If she can do it,

• 56:47Speaker 06

  so can I.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  Oh no.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  Now, now Chase, never mind.

• 56:59Speaker 01

  Now, hold on.

• 57:00Speaker 04

  You're gonna have to blur that.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  You know what? Chad, you're gonna have to search it up yourself.

• 57:04Speaker 04

  Can I show Connor and the audience real quick? I just want them to see this.

• 57:09Speaker 01

  Uh, now keep in mind, though, the first take of that, so I'm doing that, trying to get the shadow right. That first take of that, I went to go swing, so I just mashed my shaft, right? But my pinky just absolutely obliterates my balls. I was on the ground for 15 minutes with how hard I hit. No.

• 57:30Speaker 01

  I like how you guys knew what was happening before it happened.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  It's the best video I ever made.

• 57:42Speaker 06

  Oh, hey, dog.

• 57:44Speaker 01

  It's the best video I ever made and it got banned off every platform. Why? Was it your?

• 57:53Speaker 01

  Dude, okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna freeze frame this after the stream so you guys can see. You can see the hairs on her Libya, alright?

• 58:01Speaker 04

  If she can do it, Labia.

• 58:02Speaker 01

  That works.

• 58:07Speaker 01

  Dude, you can see the hairs on Muammar Gaddafi down there.

• 58:12Speaker 01

  They made me drink.

• 58:14Speaker 04

  Her clitoris.

• 58:17Speaker 06

  Have you seen the?

• 58:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:21Speaker 03

  All right, the clutter is what I was doing. She almost died.

• 58:25Speaker 05

  All of the, all of our fucking significant others are watching this podcast going like, yeah, this tracks.

• 58:30Speaker 04

  Hey, no, I love it.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  This explains so much, right?

• 58:33Speaker 04

  So happy with this.

• 58:34Speaker 01

  I think we have 10 minutes of usable fucking.

• 58:36Speaker 04

  Oh, a majority stay. A majority stay.

• 58:40Speaker 01

  I get, I get, I get canceled.

• 58:42Speaker 04

  That was the one?

• 58:43Speaker 01

  That was the one.

• 58:48Speaker 05

  I love we asked him like, what was your piece of content like you're most proud of? He's like, here's my.

• 58:55Speaker 01

  Swing and hog or?

• 58:59Speaker 05

  Well, well, well.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  I can do that.

• 59:02Speaker 01

  I'm very proud of it. I'm very proud of it.

• 59:04Speaker 05

  Did you, did you pregame that video? You're like, I gotta, I gotta look impressed.

• 59:07Speaker 01

  Okay, well, hold on, hold on. I would like to talk to you about this.

• 59:11Speaker 05

  I would not like it now that you've put it up that way.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  And centered it.

• 59:15Speaker 05

  I just watched you kiss a man half an hour ago.

• 59:20Speaker 01

  Vote. Vote Brandon.

• 59:24Speaker 04

  I love how that's always the go to.

• 59:26Speaker 05

  Vote early, vote often.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  Well, because any of this loses the election.

• 59:32Speaker 05

  That's one of those things that everybody's like, oh, well, I want, I want to support veterans. And then they hear how veterans actually talk. And they're just a fucking aghast.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  No, I'm just the dumbass with the cell phone. I'm, I'm just, I'm just kinda funny sometimes.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  I'm. Dear God, this is.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  I don't even know how long we've gone, but I feel like we got three more hours. I think we got three more hours.

• 59:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, about three more hours. Perfect amount of rails. Okay. So of these first videos you've launched, blackface video. That did decent.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  That was like three years in, but.

• 1:00:04Speaker 04

  Staple point though. Were you not worried at all?

• 1:00:07Speaker 05

  I feel like most people would consider blackface the high watermark.

• 1:00:11Speaker 01

  I mean, no, so there, there, there was a story behind that because there was a lady that, that, that, that did whiteface, right? And she said, oh, you want to do blackface, then do it and then see what your boss says. And then I came on, on screen and I said, okay. Well, I'm my own boss. And then it did it.

• 1:00:31Speaker 04

  Now, what'd you do in between that? Who'd you text?

• 1:00:35Speaker 04

  Who'd you call or text?

• 1:00:36Speaker 01

  Obama.

• 1:00:39Speaker 04

  For makeup.

• 1:00:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, oh shit.

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  My fellow Americans, this is my evil ass fortress?

• 1:00:46Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:00:50Speaker 01

  No, so, uh.

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  That's a bad idea.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  At this point, I feel like I am at the bar. Uh, no. So, um, with the blackface video, all that happens and then she did that and I was like, fuck it. I'm gonna do this. And my wife was out, uh, uh, getting makeup and whatnot. And I texted her and I was like, hey, I need you to find me the darkest found, the darkest foundation makeup. I'm really bad at this. Sorry, boys.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  No, you can sit where, if I'm moving it, you sit where you are and I got you.

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  So anyway, uh, I was sitting there. Uh, and I was, I was, I saw the video. So, uh, the way I do my content is I have no drafts or nothing. I see something. I'm like, I can shit on that. And then I make the video, right? And, um, that one came across and I texted my wife because I knew she was already there. I was like, give me the darkest foundation that you can find there. Um, and I think she knew where I was going with it because she did not bring me the darkest foundation, full stop. She did not. No, I looked, I looked at portable. Actually, it was what she brought me. Uh.

• 1:01:54Speaker 05

  So you did brown face?

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, and then what I said in the video, if you guys want to go watch it, I was like, oh, so Ariana Grande can do this shit, but it's a problem if I do it. That's bullshit because she can sing. And that's basically the whole, it's nothing crazy. I, I, I did act like I got shot by police, but let's not focus on that. I had put, uh, and that one did blow up. That's, that was my big point on YouTube for sure. I started YouTube about a year ago. Um, year and a half ago, whatever it might be. And that was the one that was like, I had like 6,000 and then it just blew up after that one.

• 1:02:27Speaker 05

  Because I was just looking at that this morning. Um, what that, that has on YouTube, how many views?

• 1:02:33Speaker 01

  I don't know, like a couple million?

• 1:02:35Speaker 05

  Yeah. 4.3 million views.

• 1:02:37Speaker 01

  On just YouTube. And that's the one.

• 1:02:40Speaker 04

  Oh, there were six of those, by the way.

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  So half as many people as watched Game of Thrones finale, watched you do blackface.

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  Okay, well.

• 1:02:52Speaker 01

  When you put it like that, uh, I don't pay attention to analytics personally like these guys for anybody watching.

• 1:02:57Speaker 05

  Hey look, I'm not a big numbers guy.

• 1:02:59Speaker 01

  I'm not a big numbers guy. As long as my ba- as long as I call my wife and she says I can buy shit, we're good. Uh, I'm not a big numbers guy. Um.

• 1:03:07Speaker 04

  I love most content creators would have seen that and that Spock and Black, I'm doing blackface every video.

• 1:03:14Speaker 01

  It was the bag of boys.

• 1:03:15Speaker 05

  This should do with numbers.

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, literally, like, maybe the red lips and you're like, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  It got real awkward when my daughters were born and I was like, man, they're gonna think daddy's leaving. Uh, but.

• 1:03:29Speaker 04

  Jesus crap.

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  But anyway, hey, by the way.

• 1:03:34Speaker 05

  See you're a Lauren over there, my boy.

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  What's up? You have nicotine over there?

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, would you like some?

• 1:03:39Speaker 01

  Please, please, please, please.

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  Yes, sir. All day long.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  See, if this was milk.

• 1:03:45Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  Hey, who got even?

• 1:03:51Speaker 05

  Well, one more time.

• 1:03:52Speaker 01

  Hey, you probably heard of HelloFresh?

• 1:03:55Speaker 05

  HelloFresh.

• 1:03:56Speaker 01

  HelloFresh?

• 1:03:58Speaker 05

  Like, of course you'd think it's HelloFresh.

• 1:04:00Speaker 01

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• 1:04:01Speaker 05

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• 1:04:08Speaker 01

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• 1:04:19Speaker 01

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• 1:04:23Speaker 05

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• 1:04:26Speaker 01

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• 1:04:28Speaker 05

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• 1:04:32Speaker 01

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• 1:04:38Speaker 05

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• 1:04:39Speaker 01

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• 1:04:43Speaker 05

  Mayonnaise?

• 1:04:44Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:04:44Speaker 05

  Stephen Hawking?

• 1:04:45Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:04:46Speaker 04

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• 1:04:50Speaker 05

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• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  You love seafood.

• 1:04:53Speaker 05

  Mmm.

• 1:04:55Speaker 03

  Mm hmm. Were they sponsored us? I've actually been using HelloFresh for years, paying for it. And it's always a great value and it's always really good recipes.

• 1:05:02Speaker 05

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• 1:05:06Speaker 01

  Now HelloFresh or a meal replacement program like that is cheaper than going at this point.

• 1:05:11Speaker 05

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• 1:05:28Speaker 03

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• 1:05:34Speaker 01

  They're only gonna get me asking them and then me that's awful. That's gonna end up in the final edit.

• 1:05:39Speaker 05

  No, no, that's, that's the funny part is like, if anybody tries to use any of this against me at, at any future date, which will objectively happen. If it's funny enough, they won't be able to.

• 1:05:49Speaker 01

  Correct.

• 1:05:49Speaker 05

  As long as it's funny, I don't care.

• 1:05:51Speaker 01

  So can, can we talk about it?

• 1:05:52Speaker 05

  Good humor.

• 1:05:53Speaker 01

  It's in great humor. Talk about it though, like honestly, I mean, if that's the case and you want everybody to know everything about you. So our conversation earlier about deporting Asians as well.

• 1:06:06Speaker 01

  How, I mean, like, how do you defend that?

• 1:06:08Speaker 05

  Sir. Yeah. Which kind of Asians?

• 1:06:11Speaker 05

  Yeah. So you didn't think that far ahead in the bit.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  I didn't, I didn't. No, no, that was a bad bit. That's a bad bit.

• 1:06:18Speaker 05

  Now cut the.

• 1:06:19Speaker 01

  No, we're keeping that. Indians.

• 1:06:21Speaker 03

  Something I've been wondering though, we talked about it a little bit earlier.

• 1:06:26Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 1:06:27Speaker 03

  Slurs for white people.

• 1:06:29Speaker 01

  I want this so bad right now.

• 1:06:30Speaker 03

  I, I'm, I'm still trying to find the slur that I could be called to be offended by. And I have not found it yet as a white man.

• 1:06:39Speaker 01

  I actually, I think since we talked about it, I think I found it.

• 1:06:42Speaker 04

  I heard one of them upstairs.

• 1:06:43Speaker 01

  Poor.

• 1:06:47Speaker 03

  My good sir, I have not been poor before.

• 1:06:50Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  Okay, I've been poor as fuck.

• 1:06:52Speaker 04

  I was like, Cody.

• 1:06:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was gonna say.

• 1:06:54Speaker 01

  Pick a lane.

• 1:06:55Speaker 03

  Were you poor or were you not?

• 1:06:57Speaker 04

  We lived in trailers.

• 1:07:00Speaker 01

  We're the only two that, by the way, this podcast goes away when they get deported. It's just gonna be me and you.

• 1:07:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, we got along, cuz.

• 1:07:06Speaker 04

  You have to fight Nick for it, but yeah.

• 1:07:08Speaker 03

  We lived in trailers. Brandon grew up poor. We, we have had very rough upbringings.

• 1:07:16Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  So I have been trying to find the white slur that I could be offended by and have yet to find one.

• 1:07:23Speaker 01

  We were talking about like.

• 1:07:24Speaker 03

  What's a white slur?

• 1:07:24Speaker 05

  The closest I saw in that list, cuz we looked at, before the podcast turned on, before the cameras turned on, we, we were looking through the list on Wikipedia of like, you know, ethnic slurs for, for white people.

• 1:07:35Speaker 03

  I was white trash at one point in my life. I, okay, cool.

• 1:07:39Speaker 01

  We have terrible slurs.

• 1:07:41Speaker 03

  I know, I, I want a slur.

• 1:07:43Speaker 05

  There's not, okay, I'll put it this way, there's not a funny slur.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:47Speaker 01

  Milk cricket.

• 1:07:48Speaker 03

  Well, it's like mayonnaise monkey.

• 1:07:50Speaker 04

  Mayonnaise monkey.

• 1:07:51Speaker 03

  But you're still.

• 1:07:53Speaker 04

  I mean, look, we're all dying right now. I think that's a good line.

• 1:07:59Speaker 05

  That's, that's the funniest one I've heard.

• 1:08:02Speaker 03

  At least the cricket got the milk.

• 1:08:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love this. Uh, milk cricket's great.

• 1:08:09Speaker 03

  But no, but, uh, I just, I just wanna be offended. At this point, I wanna be offended. Like, give me something.

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

  Hmm, to my consultant, I'm so sorry.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  I'm so dying right now.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  I'm not.

• 1:08:25Speaker 04

  Which slur is racist?

• 1:08:26Speaker 03

  Cuz cracker, cracker doesn't, cracker doesn't do it anymore. Come on, everyone says cracker.

• 1:08:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, saltine and all that bullshit.

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  We were talking about it earlier, like, some of the slurs for white people are just so funny, like, they're just silly.

• 1:08:38Speaker 03

  We, we just laugh.

• 1:08:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's.

• 1:08:41Speaker 03

  Don't, don't, don't say we like you're me. Come on.

• 1:08:46Speaker 01

  You might be white passing.

• 1:08:48Speaker 05

  Did I actually say we at any point?

• 1:08:49Speaker 04

  You just did.

• 1:08:51Speaker 05

  Did I?

• 1:08:51Speaker 01

  I think, I think you said.

• 1:08:52Speaker 05

  So I said we were talking about it.

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  We we have to stay on this topic because I really do want a white slur. Can we make one right now?

• 1:09:06Speaker 04

  We have, we create, okay, so we actually did create one for Pepperbox with just a slur in general.

• 1:09:13Speaker 05

  Pepperbacks?

• 1:09:14Speaker 04

  And.

• 1:09:15Speaker 05

  Plops.

• 1:09:16Speaker 01

  What is it?

• 1:09:17Speaker 04

  Plops, you fucking dirty plop. So we're like.

• 1:09:20Speaker 05

  Because it was a kind of consensual episode. You guys came up, just came up with plop, right?

• 1:09:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:24Speaker 01

  For whites?

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  What's that? No, just what sounds offensive and we can turn it into a slur.

• 1:09:30Speaker 05

  It's like a fake slur. It means nothing. It has no origin. It's to nobody. It's just, it sounds bad, but isn't.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  You're a goddamn plop. It just sounds like you're telling them they're a piece of shit.

• 1:09:41Speaker 04

  But it's got to, did we have the YouTube, something was recognizing it as a slur and then the TV show, which they're like, well, when you use it as a verb, it sounds really bad. There's even a TV show.

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  But sounding bad.

• 1:09:55Speaker 04

  Oh, you didn't know this?

• 1:09:56Speaker 05

  No, what?

• 1:09:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, as of two weeks ago, there was a TV show that used plop as a word. And we're like, yo, what the fuck?

• 1:10:03Speaker 05

  And they're like. What was the show?

• 1:10:06Speaker 05

  Like, what was it? Was it like a fucking T V C? Like what?

• 1:10:09Speaker 04

  Uh, plop.

• 1:10:12Speaker 05

  Well, anything.

• 1:10:12Speaker 01

  I'm right there with you. I'm still trying to figure out a white slur.

• 1:10:15Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:10:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:16Speaker 05

  There's no. And the Instagram show.

• 1:10:18Speaker 07

  Since Charles is undercover, you likely won't see me unless we meet at my office. I am off to a meeting for another case.

• 1:10:25The Fat Electrician?

  See you at the party Friday. Until then, I will be engaging in plop. P L O P. Prepare, learn, observe, pursue.

• 1:10:38Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 1:10:39Speaker 07

  Is that a spite term?

• 1:10:41The Fat Electrician?

  It's a famous one. I'm not sure who invented it. Uh, some genius, probably.

• 1:10:48Speaker 01

  We don't know where.

• 1:10:49The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, off to plop.

• 1:10:51Speaker 05

  Man, all I can think of when I see that bit.

• 1:10:54Speaker 01

  That's so lame.

• 1:10:56Speaker 05

  It is so gay. Like, yeah, man.

• 1:11:00Speaker 05

  God, high, high value production is so bad.

• 1:11:02Speaker 04

  So bad, but we don't know why. And it's like, it's so bad when you use it a verb and we're like, how the fuck did they pick that specific? Is one of the writers watching us? And then this was two weeks ago.

• 1:11:16Speaker 05

  If you're one of the writers of that show, first of all, I'm sorry. I just insulted it for being shit. Second of all, please reach out because I'm very curious.

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  I just I just wanna slur, dude.

• 1:11:28Speaker 04

  We're on the same, I'm still stuck on this with you, just so we're clear.

• 1:11:31Speaker 03

  Okay, thanks, Jake.

• 1:11:33Speaker 05

  But we can make one right now.

• 1:11:34Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:11:35Speaker 05

  What do you got?

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  We still wouldn't be upset at it, though.

• 1:11:38Speaker 04

  I've never been upset by words.

• 1:11:40Speaker 05

  So much, I wanna hurt someone.

• 1:11:42Speaker 01

  I got, I mean, we did invent winning, so maybe winner? Hard R?

• 1:11:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:52Speaker 05

  He just gone, that is raining, and now here we are.

• 1:11:54Speaker 03

  Find a slur where we built the modern word, but we're the wrong people. I'm trying to find a slur that has to do with that.

• 1:12:04Speaker 05

  Hmm. Chat GPT.

• 1:12:07Speaker 03

  Also, cut that out, please, I was fucked.

• 1:12:11Speaker 04

  I wanna find a white slur, it's fine for you to say that. Literally, that's okay. For me, like, from my perspective, it's not offensive.

• 1:12:21Speaker 01

  Fine, because we're trying to be equals.

• 1:12:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:23Speaker 01

  It's equality.

• 1:12:24Speaker 04

  How I view, like, as myself, when you say that, I don't view, it's like, oh, they're like, I view it as like, okay, this is funny, and they're trying to make something offensive targeted towards us, but for me personally, you can cut it, though, if you want.

• 1:12:39Speaker 04

  Your call. I find it hilarious, right now, I'm dying.

• 1:12:43Speaker 01

  If I ever got called Skylar, I think I'd be pissed off.

• 1:12:47Speaker 04

  Fucking Skylars out there, they just call white people Skylars.

• 1:12:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:12:52Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, my god, Chat GPT gave like such a long, safe answer, but.

• 1:12:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, they always will.

• 1:13:00Speaker 05

  The, the, it starts with, I can answer your question all bold safely. But I can't generate or promote actual racial slurs toward any group, including white people, coward.

• 1:13:15Speaker 04

  John.

• 1:13:16Speaker 05

  Most insults aimed at white people tend to be mild, unserious, or context-dependent jokes, not words with deep systemic harm behind them.

• 1:13:25Speaker 04

  I love the, uh.

• 1:13:28Speaker 03

  The show about my life later, where they're like, he only searched for a white man's slur, and he was never able to find one to make him so angry, he would riot.

• 1:13:36Speaker 05

  I just think, like, I'm thinking of like a supercut of you, like, walking through the countryside, through the blizzards, whatever, his search for the white slur.

• 1:13:44Speaker 03

  He was never able to find it, one that would make him so angry.

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  To commit violence.

• 1:13:50Speaker 04

  A great white slur.

• 1:13:53Speaker 03

  I'm on the top of the mountain with the slur.

• 1:13:57Speaker 01

  Give me the slur.

• 1:13:59Speaker 05

  That's, that's you in Pulp Fiction. You just, we happy? The gold case opens. Oh yeah.

• 1:14:07Speaker 01

  What's in the box?

• 1:14:10Speaker 05

  Plop.

• 1:14:14Speaker 01

  Plop is so ass, by the way. I'm gonna be honest, plop sucks. Dirty plop.

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• 1:14:52Speaker 01

  That is such an ass slur.

• 1:14:55Speaker 05

  Well, now Pepperbox hates you.

• 1:14:56Speaker 01

  There's so many good ones.

• 1:14:59Speaker 01

  Okay, alright. I gotta come up with a, for anything?

• 1:15:03Speaker 04

  Wow, this is taking a lot of time.

• 1:15:07Speaker 01

  Ah, T4T over there talking a whole bunch of shit.

• 1:15:12Speaker 04

  Oh, it's worse than plop.

• 1:15:14Speaker 01

  No, I, I'm not done yet, no, right? Ah, Jake, what's your next move, buddy?

• 1:15:20Speaker 05

  Cody accurately realizing this bit will not go anywhere.

• 1:15:24Speaker 01

  We should've thought about this beforehand, I think.

• 1:15:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:15:29Speaker 05

  This is like interd- uh, interdimensional cable with Rick and Morty.

• 1:15:33Speaker 01

  We're just gonna, I don't know, uh, uh, grapples.

• 1:15:39Speaker 01

  No, this is a, gotta be a brainstorm situation, I think.

• 1:15:42Speaker 04

  Well, everyone's learned.

• 1:15:43Speaker 01

  When you're constantly winning, you can't, you're like, what are you gonna say bad about him? You high credit score piece of shit!

• 1:15:52Speaker 01

  It just doesn't work.

• 1:15:53Speaker 05

  It's like the, the colonizer thing. You dirty colonizer, it's like... It's just a high-syllabic way of saying winner, yeah.

• 1:16:02Speaker 01

  Well, I didn't colonize anything, I just won a lot of wars. Well, my great, great, great, great grandfather did, you know what I mean? Also, I can't help but notice nobody at this table owns a Hellcat.

• 1:16:14Speaker 05

  Well...

• 1:16:16Speaker 01

  Oh no!

• 1:16:20Speaker 03

  You chased so many as a copy.

• 1:16:28Speaker 01

  None of this is, none of this is making it.

• 1:16:30Speaker 05

  You ever, you know, sometimes you record these podcasts and you realize this is the one.

• 1:16:36Speaker 03

  I can't say shit dude, I own two Hillcats.

• 1:16:39Speaker 01

  You're only talking about cars.

• 1:16:44Speaker 04

  Technically you own that car.

• 1:16:46Speaker 03

  He's on Ultima pack of uh, pocket new ports in it.

• 1:16:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, pack of menthols in any car.

• 1:16:57Speaker 01

  He's gonna say it, he's gonna say it.

• 1:16:59Speaker 05

  No, no, don't ask him, he'll, he'll say it for real.

• 1:17:01Speaker 01

  Pack of menthols.

• 1:17:05Speaker 04

  Have you ever woke up and felt like your mattress punched you in your sleep?

• 1:17:09The Fat Electrician?

  I still think it was my wife, but yeah.

• 1:17:11Speaker 03

  Eli, do you have the mattress?

• 1:17:13The Fat Electrician?

  Right here.

• 1:17:14Speaker 03

  A pillow?

• 1:17:14The Fat Electrician?

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  So I got a gun pulled on me.

• 1:18:31Speaker 05

  Oh, that did happen.

• 1:18:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:32Speaker 05

  You said like two days ago?

• 1:18:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was two days ago. Um, so I was driving away from a, uh,

• 1:18:40Speaker 01

  uh, the Bears game, big Bears fan, right? Uh, it was like two o'clock in the morning.

• 1:18:44Speaker 05

  Connor's also a big fan of Bears.

• 1:18:47Speaker 01

  Who?

• 1:18:47Speaker 05

  Connor.

• 1:18:49Speaker 01

  Who's Connor?

• 1:18:50Speaker 05

  The man you kissed.

• 1:18:51Speaker 01

  Oh, attaboy.

• 1:18:53Speaker 05

  You whore. You absolute man whore.

• 1:18:57Speaker 01

  Dude, it's fine. But no, I was, uh, I was driving down the street and, um, I saw a, a car door open. There was a red light, right? So a car door opened and closed. And now normally, uh, I scroll like TikTok while I'm driving as it, you know, any grown ass person does. It's, it's scrolling TikTok and, and cocaine. But, um, anyway, so I'm doing that. And when I see it open and close, and I'm like, what the fuck's going on there? So I stop at the red light next to this car, no tint, which if you're gonna do illegal activity, have tint. Let's be honest, you know, any Hoosies. Um, we're doing that. And I turned to my left and there is, I shit you not, there's this methany ass bitch,

• 1:19:37Speaker 01

  blonde hair, white as looking through the window like this, like up at my, the windows on my, on my truck are tinted as fuck. So at nighttime, you can't really see through them, but you can probably see a silhouette, right? Um, but she was just looking up at the truck, blah, blah, blah. And then I see the car door open again. And I was like, what the fuck's going on? I could kind of see the, the driver on this and see him walk around the front of his, uh, vehicle. Uh, and as he's walking around, I was like, what the fuck's going on? So at this point I grab my firearm in, in the, in the truck. So I'm, I'm grabbing this and just seeing what's going on. And then as he goes through the, the first headlight, I see in his hand. There's an object.

• 1:20:22Speaker 01

  That looked very much like a gun. And then as he goes past the second headlight. I see this happen and I see a gun. And at that point, I just pin it. So I I pin it, I duck my head, pin it, and I'm doing this because I don't know what the fuck's going on. Obviously, why I didn't cut anybody off. My truck drives itself. Why am I looking at that? There's the camera. Ah, the so I I just pin it, but I'm like this. And then as I pop my head back up, I look in my side view mirror and I see him running back to the driver's seat. He gets in and he starts chasing. Uh, uh, my truck, uh, after this, uh, after this happens.

• 1:21:02Speaker 04

  So this is a dude that's literally, you have no idea.

• 1:21:05Speaker 01

  They did pass me at one point. Um, but my truck's. It's got that advanced cruise control, you know, fucking driving itself. So I didn't cut anybody off or nothing. I don't I don't know exactly what was going on. But, um, but they started chasing me down, uh, as I go towards my house. And, um. As they're, as they're doing that, I see it now. I'm pinning it. I'm going fast as fuck, but I keep hitting red lights. And as I come up to the red light, I slow down a little bit because I'm not trying to T bone anybody or have them T bone me. So me slowing down and speeding up, slowing down and speeding up is keeping up. Is is them keeping up with me. These are kind of side streets at this point. Um. And then we get to a major intersection, which I'm not going to tell you guys.

• 1:21:50Speaker 01

  Fucking parasocial bitches. Anyway, when I get to a main street. And the the light's red. And, uh, I look, I didn't see anything. There was a car kind of a little bit down the way, but it wasn't close enough. So I pin it through it. And then after that. They didn't chase me, uh, after that. That point. But. I could have been a carjacking. I if I know, I don't know what was going on, but that bitch looking out of her window, looking at me like a meth head, methany.

• 1:22:19Speaker 04

  I will say it's.

• 1:22:20Speaker 05

  It would be wild if it was a carjacking and the person in the driver's seat went to go jack your car.

• 1:22:27Speaker 04

  Probably, but he walked around. I mean, maybe I did cut him off. I mean, and you know, I could have called the cops. But I may have been in trouble as well. Uh, let's not focus on that. Let's not focus on that. Okay. Let's focus on that. But um, it was a crazy. I I ran into my house. So I I went into my my neighborhood. Drove around a bunch, ran into my house, uh, uh, ran in with my wife and told her to get her gun just to see if anybody followed me home. I had that happen up in fucking Bernie.

• 1:22:57Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:22:57Speaker 04

  It's it's the random shit where people will follow you and you have no idea. I've in line. I forgot about that. Literally driving car follows me. I'm like, that's weird. Turn. They follow. Super weird. Going to my old house in that the cul-de-sac.

• 1:23:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:17Speaker 04

  They're like staying right up on me. I have no idea what's going on.

• 1:23:21Speaker 05

  Mm hmm.

• 1:23:21Speaker 04

  I'm like, uh, super confused right now. Turn in, turn into the cul-de-sac. They follow. I'm like, wow, that's weird. I park two houses up. They haven't turned yet. They're starting to turn. I just book into my house real quick. Grab my gun, walk outside. I just have like a rifle, walk outside because I'm like, they're gonna hit a cul-de-sac.

• 1:23:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:45Speaker 04

  And probably look at me or whatever, but they're going to have to turn around so that slow down. Pausing in front of my house, roll down the window. And then I'm like here.

• 1:23:57Speaker 05

  They roll down the window?

• 1:23:58Speaker 04

  Yeah. And then I have like my gun here. I'm just like looking and then they go and they speed off really quick. I'm like, ah, whip a bitch. They bounce out, but I have no idea why anyone would follow me. Just like that. I'm like, ah.

• 1:24:11Speaker 01

  I've never had anything like that happen.

• 1:24:13Speaker 04

  Fucking no go. That's the second time.

• 1:24:15Speaker 01

  It was two in the morning too, and there's no other cars out there.

• 1:24:17Speaker 05

  I had that happen like a month ago to me. I was just like driving downtown and, uh, you know, obviously I'm driving the Cybertruck, whatever.

• 1:24:24Speaker 01

  Um, well, that's your fault at that point.

• 1:24:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, you know, self inflicted.

• 1:24:27Speaker 01

  It's on you.

• 1:24:28Speaker 05

  But like it's, you know, you know, daily driver. I'm just, I'm literally just doing like daily minutia. And then I had these two dudes roll up like this ghetto ass car. And they are like.

• 1:24:42Speaker 05

  Pointing and like laughing or whatever dude's got face tattoos and all sorts of crazy shit. And this is like the epitome of like, you know, this is why you don't get into road rage. Cause you never know who who you're.

• 1:24:53Speaker 01

  Very fair.

• 1:24:54Speaker 05

  You guys know me. Bad typically bad guy to fuck with. I would say widely regarded. Dude starts like he's literally hit the guy in the passenger seat is hanging out the window like literally his entire upper part of his body. And he's making gestures and shit at me like just laughing all sorts of shit. Just like, whatever. Like, I don't give a fuck. You know, you're in this, you know, shit ghetto mobile.

• 1:25:19Speaker 05

  Where it started getting intense was as soon as we we. Uh, the light went green. He sped ahead and dipped into my lane like he was gonna, I guess, reverse pit me. Like.

• 1:25:35Speaker 04

  Cybertruck's a heavy vehicle too.

• 1:25:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, like he literally dipped into my fucking lane where I had to hit the brakes to avoid hitting him. And like dudes like hanging out the window still like making like aggressive gestures. I'm just like. Immediately like hand on center console like I really hope this doesn't go there kind of thing. Then they sped away. It's like, okay, well, whatever. That's end of that. It's like, well, I don't, I don't understand what people get out of these sort of encounters. They're like. Why do you just want to fuck with a random dude like that? Why? Why do you want to enter this completely bullshit? Interaction where one of us could get hurt.

• 1:26:06Speaker 01

  Well, it's a very expensive vehicle as well. I mean, there's that. I mean. You know, my maybe trying to get, I've never dealt with anything like that before in my life. I don't think it had anything to do with social media or anything like that.

• 1:26:19Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 1:26:20Speaker 01

  It was just two in the morning. We're the only two cars on there. I haven't even made a video about it, uh, but it was, uh, it was one of them things I, uh. You know, you said, you know, you pulled the gun and whatnot. And then you had to make the decision. And obviously when you shoot through glass, so my main focus was I don't want to replace the glass. But if you shoot through glass.

• 1:26:40Speaker 05

  Funny things that go through your mind.

• 1:26:42Speaker 01

  But if you shoot through glass, obviously the first shot's not the greatest, but regardless. I just wanted to make it home. Um.

• 1:26:49Speaker 05

  Also depends on if it's angled glass. Like if you're shooting through your windshield, it's different than if you're shooting through the side glass.

• 1:26:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:54Speaker 05

  Yeah. But the bullet deflection of, yeah.

• 1:26:57Speaker 04

  It's gonna travel upwards.

• 1:26:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, and it was, uh. I made the right decision, clearly. My children still have a father. I don't think they could have done a whole lot to me at that point, but when I see a firearm. And when looking at Metheny, I don't even know if they could afford the bullets, to be quite honest.

• 1:27:17Speaker 04

  Especially walking in front with it.

• 1:27:20Speaker 01

  Out of the driver's side and walked around the front, and I can't think of anything that I did that pissed him off, road rage wise.

• 1:27:28Speaker 04

  But you also are trying to rationalize an irrational individual. Cause you see Brazil when they just pull up in a motorcycle and you're like, what?

• 1:27:37Speaker 05

  Well, at least they have an objective. Like they're trying to steal shit from you. Road rage, I just don't understand. It's like, oh, okay, cool. We're gonna throw, both of us are gonna throw our lives away for no reason.

• 1:27:47Speaker 01

  You know, a little bit more racist in traffic?

• 1:27:52Speaker 05

  Oh, God. What's the, is that Shane Gillis is like, you know, the cheeseburger, the cheeseburger is exactly what you're thinking right now. All right, whatever you just thought of, you're the racist.

• 1:28:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. I told you.

• 1:28:07Speaker 04

  When a cheeseburger cuts you off?

• 1:28:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, whatever you think a cheeseburger is, is what I'm talking about.

• 1:28:14Speaker 05

  Was that Shane? I don't.

• 1:28:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, Shane Gillis is such a good bit.

• 1:28:17Speaker 01

  Oh, no, there was, who was the other one?

• 1:28:18Speaker 03

  Moody has seen me before, where I'm driving. And someone will like, like start to open their car door and I'll pull my gun and go.

• 1:28:28Speaker 05

  Just hang out?

• 1:28:29Speaker 03

  And just sit back like that. Like if they're coming up to my door, they're threatening my family and I'll just sit back like that. And they, they figured their own shit out. They'll come up and like, yo, I'm just sitting there like.

• 1:28:41Speaker 05

  As buddy.

• 1:28:42Speaker 03

  Don't come.

• 1:28:42Speaker 05

  Below the door.

• 1:28:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, don't come up to my car door, dude.

• 1:28:46Speaker 01

  I almost feel like it's better to shoot through the car door than it is the window. No?

• 1:28:51Speaker 03

  Side window is good, not front window.

• 1:28:54Speaker 05

  Nah, you, I mean, realistically, it's just for concealment, just so you're not escalating it with a firearm.

• 1:28:59Speaker 01

  What I'm talking about, like ballistic wise, is it better to shoot through your door or your window?

• 1:29:03Speaker 05

  Window.

• 1:29:03Speaker 01

  It is, okay.

• 1:29:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 1:29:05Speaker 01

  Cause that, that shit, a window affects a tractor, uh, tractor, excuse me, but.

• 1:29:10Speaker 05

  Upwards. I'll put it this way, I can, I can break a window like this. I can't break through my car door.

• 1:29:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then you have to replace it.

• 1:29:18Speaker 05

  You have to replace a car door.

• 1:29:19Speaker 04

  Door, a window costs like five hundred.

• 1:29:21Speaker 01

  My truck a lot.

• 1:29:22Speaker 05

  The best way to do this is to just avoid. These situations all together where you're not.

• 1:29:26Speaker 03

  I wanted to avoid it was two in the morning. We were the only two cars there.

• 1:29:31Speaker 05

  Well, you know, sometimes.

• 1:29:31Speaker 03

  And Bethany was staring at me like she was gonna steal my soul. I was worried about my future.

• 1:29:39Speaker 05

  Well, that's what you got. That's what the gun's for.

• 1:29:42Speaker 03

  Well, obviously I had the gun there, but it was just like one of those things that like if I die in this situation, now my daughters end up on OnlyFans.

• 1:29:52Speaker 05

  I I had that exact conversation.

• 1:29:56Speaker 05

  I had that exact conversation with with Zach, a veteran with a sign a couple of days ago, where he was just like, yeah, you know. He couldn't made something that we were doing. He's like, yeah, sorry. I've just got, you know, two daughters. I'm trying to be in their fucking lives and reduce their. Their their yearning for OnlyFans.

• 1:30:20Speaker 03

  Road rage is never worth it.

• 1:30:22Speaker 05

  No, ever.

• 1:30:23Speaker 03

  I don't. I don't know why. I feel like you're in the same position that I am and all of us too. It's like some people try to make road rage worth it. It's like, you don't know who you're getting into a road rage with. It's like, I'm not gonna get out of my car. If you want to approach my car, I'm sitting here like this the whole time like.

• 1:30:42Speaker 01

  Don't walk up to my window kind of thing.

• 1:30:43Speaker 05

  It's a stupid shit fit where it's like, yeah, okay. Do do all of us get like a little bit more aggressive in traffic than, you know, we probably should. Yeah, sure. But like to step out of your vehicle and try to actually get into a violent confrontation with somebody. A, that's stupid. B, again, you don't know who you're fucking with.

• 1:31:01Speaker 03

  I had just got back from Iraq. It's since 2019. Our apartment, you had to take a alley.

• 1:31:10Speaker 03

  To it to park. So pull in. There is a vehicle parked in the middle of the alley. I sit there and I wait like saw a couple of minutes. They're not moving.

• 1:31:22Speaker 03

  Honk. They.

• 1:31:23Speaker 04

  We knew what mama was.

• 1:31:25Speaker 01

  We know. We know, we know, we know what you're doing.

• 1:31:28Speaker 04

  Take like this.

• 1:31:30Speaker 04

  Go by, then they follow me. I park, pull into my parking spot and then they box me in. I get out, I just had my nineteen eleven at that time. I was just like, uh, this is my car, grab it. And I just step out with it and I walked to my trunk. Second, I step out with it. They. And this is, you are, there's no escape. You are in a parking lot and that alley is the only way to that parking spot. And they were boxing me in. They knew that. Second, they seen that fucking dip the fuck out. I'm like, okay, that's weird.

• 1:32:05Speaker 03

  Fucking first, the first time I came to Brandon's house, that, that last place your truck got broken into so many times when you first moved in.

• 1:32:13Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:32:14Speaker 03

  The first time I went there, I was parked in a fucking, uh, I was in a gas station just pumping gas.

• 1:32:19Speaker 04

  I remember that. Yeah.

• 1:32:20Speaker 03

  You told me about that.

• 1:32:21Speaker 04

  Two Edgar's like boxed me in and I just lifted my shirt up and showed my gun and they, they did the same thing. They were like, err. It's like, oh, I'm not a soft target anymore.

• 1:32:32Speaker 05

  A lot of people don't even, well, well, that demonstrates a few things. One, the average criminal is a fucking coward.

• 1:32:37Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, they, they prey on the weak.

• 1:32:39Speaker 05

  Prey on the non defensive.

• 1:32:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, soft targets. They play on soft targets. Yeah.

• 1:32:43Speaker 01

  It's one of those like an NFL team that goes up against a, uh, what am I thinking of? A junior high football team, a Pop Warner football team. That's what they're doing. But then once Pop Warner shows up as a D one team as well, they, they, they always, they always end up as, they always run off.

• 1:33:01Speaker 03

  That's why, that's why I was, I always tell my woman these days, I'm like, carry your gun, carry your gun. Cause no matter if you're at a fucking gas station, you're at the grocery store, no matter what, they prey on soft targets.

• 1:33:15Speaker 05

  With, with Darwin awards and with all, all sorts, the, the shit that we, we watch on like a day to day basis. Cause we're, you know, internet clips, whatnot. The number one thing you, you notice in any situation where a gun gets drawn and actually fired in a defensive situation. Is that the people that are doing the, the robbery, whether it's like a pawn shop, a liquor store, a gas station, whatever. Soon as the first shot's fired, most people scatter.

• 1:33:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:33:41Speaker 05

  That situation.

• 1:33:41Speaker 01

  Even though it was on the.

• 1:33:42Speaker 05

  And it's always looking like a hard target. Like our females, they're beautiful, wonderful, like wonderful human beings.

• 1:33:50Speaker 01

  Why are you a fucker?

• 1:33:50Speaker 05

  They.

• 1:33:53Speaker 05

  They don't understand what being a hard target is.

• 1:33:55Speaker 01

  Chiming a lot.

• 1:33:55Speaker 05

  Cause like if we go to a gas station, dudes don't want to rob us. Like.

• 1:34:00Speaker 01

  Well, can I ask you guys this, uh, with all of you guys? This is why, since I started, I've, I've been doing this for five years now. I've never shown my wife in a, in a video ever.

• 1:34:10Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:34:10Speaker 01

  Because it's an identifiable feature. Same with my kids, once they started getting identifiable, uh, identifiable features. I stopped showing them because like if I'm not around, I do trust my wife to defend my kids. But I'm not there and they're around by themselves all the time. Right? So. While I do believe she, uh, she could defend my kids, it'd be. They'd be a lot more safer me around and by, by any means, for anybody watching, I'm not a badass. I could beat the shit out of, I would say 50% of the world, but when I have a gun, uh, I'm winning most of the time. All right. I'm winning most of the time. So that's what I mean by.

• 1:34:49Speaker 05

  The surprise mouse.

• 1:34:50Speaker 01

  Her that. Yeah.

• 1:34:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:34:52Speaker 01

  Uh, it is one of those to where, but if they're identifiable and I'm not there, now she has to worry about that.

• 1:34:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:34:58Speaker 01

  And you guys are so popular.

• 1:35:00Speaker 05

  Well, then you, you've got people on the internet that just you did parasocial relationships and everything like that. Like shit gets a little weird. I've never shown any significant other on camera, period. I just, that's like a hard rule for me.

• 1:35:10Speaker 01

  Aren't you single?

• 1:35:11Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:35:11Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:35:12Speaker 05

  But most people wouldn't know that, like.

• 1:35:13Speaker 01

  I was trying to make a joke and I failed. All right, that's on me.

• 1:35:16Speaker 05

  And that's, that's the thing. Most, most of the, uh, most of the podcast audience never knows whether I'm single in a relationship, whatever. And like, and that's completely intentional for that reason.

• 1:35:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 1:35:24Speaker 05

  Secure, uh, security through obscurity, you know?

• 1:35:27Speaker 01

  I like that. Or security through ignorance.

• 1:35:30Speaker 05

  Well, yeah.

• 1:35:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:35:32Speaker 04

  That's one of those hard ones. Like when you're in the public eye, it is. Okay, how am I going to manage this relationship with me and Sav? We waited a year. I was like, okay. And any dating, it was that rule. It's like, hey, six months, I'm never going to show you on social media just because I don't know where this is going. I don't know who you are as an individual, but six months to a year, then we can figure out, let's start rolling out content or you being part of that if you want to. I'm not going to push it and then we can work on it. But past that, it's the same thing.

• 1:36:02Speaker 01

  How do you never get that? Cause she was also, before you guys met, she was also social media, right?

• 1:36:07Speaker 04

  I didn't know.

• 1:36:08Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 1:36:09Speaker 04

  No idea. She had.

• 1:36:11Speaker 01

  If they're already on social media, that's, that's all.

• 1:36:13Speaker 04

  Well, they were, and she was like, yeah, I want the same thing. So I was like, oh, perfect. But you gotta see the flip side with. Before we posted anything together, she did a video of her shooting one of my guns.

• 1:36:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:36:26Speaker 04

  And then all the comments were like, that's Eli Double Tap's gun. Because it has a, just like the skin. And then her comment section's like, oh, I know who owns that gun. And that was with her wake up call, like, holy shit, what the is this? How do people know from your specific firearm? I'm like, bah, that's, that's the internet really quick.

• 1:36:47Speaker 01

  Have you guys ever had any scares with your families or your friends? Families included, like my mom runs a lot of my, uh, my merch stuff, right? And my, and people know what my mom looks like. People know what my dad looks like. Have you guys had any scares of people being a little bit too aggressive towards people that you have loved for?

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• 1:37:34Speaker 05

  I think we all, we all know somebody who has, like in the, the creator game, like you always hear like a lot of different stories. And everybody has a different line too. Like you have a different line than I do, you have. A different line than I do like everybody just has it. It's what you're comfortable with, especially like just when it comes to security situations.

• 1:37:50Speaker 04

  And the con I I do believe it is the content you do because that's going to change.

• 1:37:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:37:55Speaker 04

  Who reaches out, what they're watching for.

• 1:37:57Speaker 05

  And what their intentions are.

• 1:37:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, because like riding has if like everyone's so supportive on that side. They're like, oh, fucking like, I mean, I showed you. It's like all just everyone is so positive. But then you have the flip side like Cody's been, uh, you've been swatted. How many times?

• 1:38:15Speaker 03

  Five times.

• 1:38:15Speaker 01

  You've been full and swatted.

• 1:38:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:38:17Speaker 01

  During a stream or whatever.

• 1:38:19Speaker 03

  Not during my stream, but I've been swatted five times, three times at my skate shop, twice at my house.

• 1:38:25Speaker 05

  And that's because and partially because of like, it's so politically divisive because he was doing cop content, especially back in, you know, summer of love, 2020. Like that was really.

• 1:38:34Speaker 01

  New summer of love.

• 1:38:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:38:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:38:36Speaker 05

  Like that's, that's where that becomes like.

• 1:38:38Speaker 01

  You've been full and swatted. So I'm actually, uh, you, you know what? Maybe, uh, this is a conversation out there because I'm terrified. I do a lot of, um, streaming and whatnot. If I'm streaming and I hear somebody kick down my front door, the very first thing I'm doing, I have a bunch of loaded guns around me in my stream room because I keep them away from my daughters, obviously. But the first thing I'm doing is grabbing a rifle and then going upstairs. And if the SWAT team is there and they see somebody coming up the stairs with the firearm, I'm dead now.

• 1:39:08Speaker 05

  That's why Cody.

• 1:39:09Speaker 04

  So how do you navigate that?

• 1:39:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, you have to tell the your local sheriff's department. Yeah, you gotta tell them that that might happen. I'm, I've only been swatting and I've only been swatted in my own home once.

• 1:39:25Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:39:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:39:27Speaker 04

  Like you had to go out in front of you had to walk in.

• 1:39:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I had to go out in front of my house, lift my shirt up, turn around, showing that I didn't have a weapon on me. Cause they blocked off my entire neighborhood and they called me out to the front of my house.

• 1:39:43Speaker 01

  And was it like a bomb threat?

• 1:39:44Speaker 04

  No, what's more scary is he'll tell you the threat, but the saving grace was chocolate.

• 1:39:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Thanks. Fucking a guy that I was on the SWAT team with. That, yeah, that they called him first and they were like, hey, man, is this guy a threat? And he's like, yeah, this dude.

• 1:40:03Speaker 01

  Why are you over there? You want one? You want to make me one? I love you.

• 1:40:07Speaker 03

  So this, this guy I was on SWAT with, they happened to know him.

• 1:40:12Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:40:13Speaker 03

  Thank God I live so close to a department, the new, the department, like the sister department.

• 1:40:18Speaker 01

  You're still in the same area that you were.

• 1:40:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, kind of the same area.

• 1:40:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:40:21Speaker 03

  And they called him and they're like, hey, does this guy have guns? And he's like, yeah, this guy has guns. Okay, so if we kick in his door, what is he gonna do?

• 1:40:30Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:40:31Speaker 03

  And my buddy Chocolate was like, he's gonna kill everyone that comes in his front door. I'm just telling you that right now. Do not kick in his front door.

• 1:40:38Speaker 01

  I almost feel like that doesn't help at that point.

• 1:40:40Speaker 03

  Cause if they kicked in my front door, I would have went out there, I would have grabbed my bedside gun and would have just, I, I, I could have killed some police officers, like, that's the crazy part about it.

• 1:40:50Speaker 01

  And you probably end up dead too. I mean, realistically, a whole SWAT team?

• 1:40:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:40:54Speaker 01

  No matter how trained you are, a whole SWAT team might drop you too.

• 1:40:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, and I, I always set my, I always set my, uh, my bedside up to where I have the best angle. So I would have killed like four or five dudes and they would have killed me and then it would have been a horrible thing.

• 1:41:12Speaker 01

  I bought my house out of how defensible it was. That's why I bought the house that I have.

• 1:41:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:17Speaker 01

  With my daughters.

• 1:41:18Speaker 03

  It, it worked out well, like everyone was able to get together and I walked out in front of my front yard and I lifted up my shirt and I was like, don't have any guns on me.

• 1:41:27Speaker 05

  Cause that's, that's the last, like, you know, obviously a shootout with the cops on a swatting on like a complete, you know, either troll or a mistake, like that's worst case scenario, nobody ever wants that to happen, but like, that's, that's the, the underlying problem is that it fucking can.

• 1:41:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:42Speaker 05

  Like if you, any, any one of us, like that's.

• 1:41:44Speaker 01

  So how do you deal with it?

• 1:41:46Speaker 03

  Well, it's like, well, I, I think, think if fucking Chocolate wasn't my friend that was on SWAT with me and didn't know anyone on that, that department that was there, if they didn't know to call fucking Chocolate at that time.

• 1:41:56Speaker 05

  Is a shootout the most probable future? No, but is it one? Is that absolutely a scenario that can happen? Yeah. And so that's, I, that's one of the reasons that I, and you know, maybe I'll put forward legislation on this at one point, I would really like to. Uh, the, I don't think the penalties are severe enough. If you got caught on like a swatting where you are intentionally sending an armed SWAT team, armed police officers to this person's house with the intention of kicking in their A lot of people can die. That's attempted fucking murder.

• 1:42:25Speaker 03

  Killed like two or three people, like two or three cops.

• 1:42:28Speaker 05

  And more importantly, they're trying to get them to kill you.

• 1:42:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:42:32Speaker 05

  That's the whole intent.

• 1:42:33Speaker 03

  Well, they, they called it in as I was, I was, uh, I, I had already killed my girlfriend at the time. I was holding my son, John hostage.

• 1:42:42Speaker 01

  John was hostage?

• 1:42:44Speaker 03

  I'm kidding.

• 1:42:45Speaker 05

  This is what they said, not this is what you did.

• 1:42:47Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 1:42:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:42:49Speaker 03

  We, we, uh, yeah, all right. And then like my bedroom at the time, I picked my bedroom so I could look down the stairwell and kill people. So like if someone, you know, if someone, I don't know who it is, kicked in my door, I would have grabbed my bedside gun and looked down the stairwell and had a nasty peek and I would have killed like three dudes coming in the door.

• 1:43:10Speaker 01

  Meat grinder coming up the stairs.

• 1:43:11Speaker 03

  And these are three police officers. I would have killed three police officers coming in the door at least. They would have smoked me at the like fourth one, fifth one.

• 1:43:18Speaker 05

  Cause all you know is that, hey, it's four o'clock in the morning. I'm groggy. My home alarm is going off. My girlfriend is screaming.

• 1:43:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, I would just grab gun.

• 1:43:27Speaker 05

  Going on.

• 1:43:28Speaker 03

  Da, da, da, da, da, da. And then I would have killed three police officers.

• 1:43:32Speaker 01

  Because of some dumbass on the internet.

• 1:43:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:43:35Speaker 05

  And that there needs to be fucking consequences.

• 1:43:36Speaker 01

  It needs to be a felony. I would almost say federal.

• 1:43:39Speaker 05

  It needs to be attempted murder.

• 1:43:41Speaker 03

  Well, one guy got, yeah, one guy got charged. It was a Canadian that did SWAT, but it doesn't happen enough. They're like, they hit the dude with the book, but he had to kill, the cops killed the dad. That is the only reason that he got thrown the book. And it should be every time. You're like, you don't know how the police officers are going to react or the individual you're calling that SWAT on. So.

• 1:44:04Speaker 05

  In my mind, it should be the same exact penalty as. If you start firing rounds into somebody's house.

• 1:44:08Speaker 04

  Dude, well.

• 1:44:09Speaker 05

  Like, did, did you kill them? No. Could you have? Absa fucking lutley, and that was your intent?

• 1:44:13Speaker 04

  Cop runs out, answer, or guy runs out, answers the door. He's like, what the fuck? Like, what the? I don't know if he had a firearm because of the knocking. I want to say he didn't. No, he didn't. He's just like, why? He's like, what the fuck is going on? Hands are up. Everyone's aiming like this, this, and this. He's like, what are you talking about?

• 1:44:31Speaker 01

  I believe the guy, the, the guy did shoot at the cops, didn't he?

• 1:44:33Speaker 04

  No, this one didn't. No.

• 1:44:36Speaker 01

  Six, seven years ago.

• 1:44:37Speaker 04

  No, this is America.

• 1:44:38Speaker 05

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 1:44:39Speaker 04

  It was a Canadian swatter.

• 1:44:41Speaker 01

  He did shoot.

• 1:44:42Speaker 05

  Oh, a Canadian swatter. Oh, fuck.

• 1:44:44Speaker 01

  I'm pretty sure the dad did shoot, but he didn't know who the fuck was coming in.

• 1:44:47Speaker 04

  This one didn't. This is outside on the porch. This is all, this is all on cam. Homeboy is standing there like this. He's like, I am. They're telling you to put his hands down or do something, and he is like, what the are you doing here right now? Nicer neighborhood, too. Like porch, wraparound.

• 1:45:03Speaker 01

  That matters.

• 1:45:06Speaker 04

  I mean.

• 1:45:09Speaker 04

  To me.

• 1:45:11Speaker 04

  But it is just a dude's like, hey, what the fuck is going on right now?

• 1:45:14Speaker 05

  Well, there is a difference between like a neighborhood that has a lot of issues with violent crime and a neighborhood where it's like, this is an accountant. Like, we've never had a call in this area. Like, it's.

• 1:45:23Speaker 04

  I rat, I look at it as in war. If I'm approaching a.

• 1:45:30Speaker 04

  Well, she versus like a shitty area.

• 1:45:32Speaker 05

  It's your layers of risk going in.

• 1:45:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's how I'm going to hold my gun, how I'm gonna have the team wrap around to assault the objective. It's like, hey, this is a little not a bad guy. Now, let's just fill it out. But they went in hard. He's like, what the fuck is going on? He doesn't know. He's like, my family's fine. What's going on? Like, and then he's getting mixed commands. So he has like, show your ID and then get down. He's like, what the you want me to do? I am so confused. And then he goes like this, and then they shoot him.

• 1:46:04Speaker 05

  God.

• 1:46:05Speaker 04

  Yep. And then instantly fucking he dies. Family's like, what the then they find out it is a swatting. That shit happens all on camera. This happened in two thousand fifteen or sixteen.

• 1:46:16Speaker 01

  I would say with legislation, right? And something like that, if somebody does die on it, let's say. In your example, say you do drop four cops and then you end up getting killed. I think whoever did the swatting gets four cop killings and one homicide.

• 1:46:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:46:30Speaker 01

  Which I mean, a cop killing is homicide, but they tend to hold more of a charge. Right? Correct me if I'm wrong. I actually don't know, but does it hold more of a charge if you kill a cop as opposed to civilian?

• 1:46:41Speaker 05

  Depends on the circumstance, I imagine.

• 1:46:43Speaker 03

  I don't know. See, they they never figured out what what swatting was at that point. So when they did that.

• 1:46:50Speaker 01

  Talking about now, though.

• 1:46:51Speaker 03

  It is.

• 1:46:51Speaker 01

  If you were to do what you explained.

• 1:46:53Speaker 05

  It's still surprising how many cops don't know about swatting.

• 1:46:56Speaker 03

  That, yeah, when that happened, I was trying to explain to the cops like after I did like took my shirt off and I was like, hey.

• 1:47:04Speaker 05

  Do you want me to fix his eyebrow?

• 1:47:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do.

• 1:47:06Speaker 01

  No, keep going. No, no, keep going.

• 1:47:07Speaker 05

  Sweetie, hold on one moment.

• 1:47:09Speaker 03

  You don't like that.

• 1:47:10Speaker 01

  I don't. It is fucking, let me sneak it over there, I'll tell you. But no, no, I want to know your thought now with, yeah, so like, but here's the thing. You end up dying, your son loses his father and four cops are dead because I do think you could probably drop quite a few of a SWAT team, sure. But does the swatter now get all of those charges? Because I feel like they should.

• 1:47:31Speaker 03

  I feel like they should.

• 1:47:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:47:33Speaker 03

  I don't know any legislation that would do that, but.

• 1:47:38Speaker 01

  So they could just call in and kill five people with zero repercussions?

• 1:47:41Speaker 05

  I also would hope that at a certain point you got positive ID on your targets where you're like, oh shit. Not people I want to be shooting right now, hands up kind of thing.

• 1:47:48Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, like.

• 1:47:50Speaker 05

  But it takes you want to wake up because you're disoriented three o'clock in the morning.

• 1:47:53Speaker 03

  Because the the first time that swatting happened, I was streaming all night. I was drinking.

• 1:47:59Speaker 01

  Like with my friends on the stream and I was like, yeah, I'm drinking, ha, ha, ha. I fall asleep. And then I wake up to come outside, come outside. Oh, they were talking over like a blow horn or whatever. Yeah. And the only reason that happened, like they were saying is because they were able to get in contact with the guy that I used to be on SWAT with. And the guy on SWAT was like, hey, do not kick in his fucking door. Please do not kick in. You might get him, but a lot of you are going to die in the process of this kind of thing.

• 1:48:25Speaker 05

  Which is why one of the, and again, I, I really like, I like what you said earlier, for any of our friends who do content creation. If you live in an area where you can talk to the police department, anything like that, absolutely let them know like, hey, this is a possibility. Here's my personal cell phone number. If anything like this happens, please just, you know, if you get a random call saying that I did some heinous shit and I'm barricading myself, just shoot me a text, you know, let's, let's sort this out.

• 1:48:52Speaker 01

  This all, this guy almost got me killed, dude. Congressman, man. A fucking good congressman right there.

• 1:48:57Speaker 05

  Senator, I thought, right?

• 1:48:59Speaker 01

  Senator Brandon. Yeah, I like the senator.

• 1:49:04Speaker 05

  No, that is something that I've, I've looked at doing is like drafting legislation on that because that's in my, in my opinion.

• 1:49:09Speaker 01

  Scary thing, especially for people who are capable of killing, again, I'm not like the biggest badass in the world by any means. But you kicked on my door. I'm not dying alone. I guess is the best way to put it.

• 1:49:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:49:21Speaker 01

  You are probably more capable than I am. That's fine. Ah, you're way more capable than I am, to be honest, but uh, somebody, I'm not dying alone. And that's if somebody swats me to do that. Now my kids and my wife are also in the crosshairs too. Cause my wife's going to come out too. And my wife's probably going to come out to, you know, defend our kids and say I'm streaming or whatever.

• 1:49:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:49:43Speaker 01

  And then maybe she gets shot too.

• 1:49:44Speaker 05

  Hmm. Yeah.

• 1:49:46Speaker 01

  So like, how, how, how the fuck does that legislation work? Because here's the thing.

• 1:49:50Speaker 05

  I feel like people don't do it. I, I feel like people do it because they feel like it's a either innocent, funny. Funny, or they're intentionally doing it to try to fucking kill you, which either way, they're trying to kill you or get cops killed or whatever. I feel like, and they feel like there's no repercussion.

• 1:50:06Speaker 01

  Correct.

• 1:50:07Speaker 05

  There's no actual legal repercussion to it outside of a slap on the wrist because, oh, it was a prank, bro. No, it's attempted murder and you should be treated.

• 1:50:15Speaker 01

  And what bullshit about?

• 1:50:16Speaker 04

  Swatting prank. It's called the swatting prank.

• 1:50:19Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:50:20Speaker 04

  That was that one specifically. So the, the kid did get 20 years, but not enough. Cause the dad did die and he had no, he was playing modern warfare.

• 1:50:29Speaker 01

  I would argue that's manslaughter, right?

• 1:50:31Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, oh, at the bare minimum.

• 1:50:33Speaker 04

  And I think it's attempted murder.

• 1:50:35Speaker 05

  Cause, well, cause it's like swatting prank. It's like, bro, it stops being a prank as soon as you send 10 people that are trained to kill people.

• 1:50:43Speaker 01

  Well, this is why.

• 1:50:44Speaker 04

  Exactly. That's where it's this trade off. Now you have the problem of the individual, the officer that did fire. Like he was obvious. His hands were like this, like that dude's a.

• 1:50:54Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. I'm so glad a woman officer didn't show up when I was doing this.

• 1:51:04Speaker 04

  We would have made so much money off the donut merch.

• 1:51:08Speaker 01

  I'll make money off any, just so we're clear. She said taser, but she shot me.

• 1:51:14Speaker 05

  Oh, it's like the one that did the ND next to the guy's head.

• 1:51:17Speaker 01

  Dude, yes.

• 1:51:18Speaker 05

  On the, oh my God.

• 1:51:18Speaker 01

  You seen that?

• 1:51:19Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:51:20Speaker 04

  You talking about the one that like, uh?

• 1:51:22Speaker 05

  The guy's like cuffed on the ground.

• 1:51:23Speaker 04

  Yeah. And, and then, and then she just shoots him, that one?

• 1:51:26Speaker 05

  No, this is, she accidentally Indies right. He is.

• 1:51:29Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, she Indies, but he's, he's the one that worried like it was a traffic stop.

• 1:51:33Speaker 04

  Is he handcuffed on the ground and his head is on the floor? And then she accidentally shoots.

• 1:51:38Speaker 01

  And then, and then afterwards the camera goes to her and her face is like, ugh, fucked up.

• 1:51:42Speaker 04

  Well, there's been a lot of. Cody, how many?

• 1:51:45Speaker 01

  Oh, by all means, say women. Oh, by all means, say women.

• 1:51:48Speaker 04

  How many accidental female shootings?

• 1:51:50Speaker 05

  All right. All I'm saying.

• 1:51:52Speaker 03

  Is there a lot of good female police officers, but they shouldn't be policing?

• 1:51:59Speaker 05

  Well, I mean, like your, your sister's a good example, like a good cop, right? A good female police officer.

• 1:52:04Speaker 03

  We've discussed this before, where I think female police officers make the best investigators. They are fantastic child crime investigators. They are fantastic, any, any fucking, anything that has to do. Yeah, detective, any detective work, females are amazing at it. But when it comes.

• 1:52:25Speaker 01

  We see that in relationships.

• 1:52:29Speaker 03

  But when it's a man versus a man.

• 1:52:31Speaker 01

  Every DM I have.

• 1:52:34Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 1:52:36Speaker 01

  No, I'm sorry. I love you.

• 1:52:38Speaker 05

  Were at that part of the night?

• 1:52:40Speaker 03

  I, I just think there, there's a certain sex that comes with violence and it rhymes with male and.

• 1:52:48Speaker 04

  It rhymes with veil.

• 1:52:50Speaker 03

  Not smell, not hell. Kennedy just says the word.

• 1:52:55Speaker 05

  We recall the last time we did. The last time we did rhyming on the podcast, it was the booper bike bird.

• 1:53:02Speaker 01

  I need him to finish his thought now, because he's right. I want to see where he goes from here. Oh, we are dickheads.

• 1:53:11Speaker 01

  It's like infantry.

• 1:53:11Speaker 03

  I just think, ah, females are very good investigatory work. They're very good at like investigating things. They're really good at that. But when it comes to like, if you're on the streets and some dude's popping off, it's really hard to get them in the handcuffs. You're a female.

• 1:53:28Speaker 05

  I think it's unfair to hold people to the standard of their biological counterparts.

• 1:53:33Speaker 03

  Unless they can pass the, it's like infantry is a good example, or the military. It was, hey, as long as you can pass the male military standards, then by all means, fucking go for it.

• 1:53:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:53:46Speaker 03

  But for combat MOSs, it's not, hey, well, you get a separate one and it's the only reason you get to pass this. Because now you have to do a lot less, not like it's close. It is a lot less pushups, a lot less situps.

• 1:54:02Speaker 05

  It's just like if your, your job is like, if you're like in a medic MOS or whatever, like part of your job is, can you drag a 200 pound man and 50 pounds of gear out of the line of fire? If you can't do that, that is a big problem.

• 1:54:16Speaker 03

  If you struggle hitting 30 pushups for.

• 1:54:21Speaker 04

  Your bare minimum. Chances are when I'm in full kit weighing 250 pounds and I'm getting shot at and I'm wounded, you're not grabbing my ass and dragging me out of the line of fire. Probably just guessing.

• 1:54:36Speaker 01

  Probably.

• 1:54:37Speaker 05

  And it's and it's the needle in the haystack argument where it's like, we're not saying no women can do it. And there's never been a woman who can do it because they can and there have been.

• 1:54:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:54:46Speaker 05

  But by and large, you you have to be held to the same standard because otherwise, what the fuck are we doing here?

• 1:54:52Speaker 04

  I personally trained a girl. She was trying to get in the infantry when they were just opening it up and she could do 11.

• 1:54:59Speaker 01

  Was that 1972 or?

• 1:55:01Speaker 04

  Nope. I know. Yeah, for my age. But she could do 11 pull ups as a female. And I was like, she's like, should I be able to do this? I was like, girl, you bench 185 as a female, you weigh a buck 50, you'll pass any infantry test. I promise you, I would rather have you on my side than a majority of people. You were strong as fuck. I don't know if you're doing tea or whatever. I'm fine with it. Fucking load up on steroids, girl. But you meet the standard from the male aspect.

• 1:55:30Speaker 05

  Yeah. If I if I want to, if I get to choose what guys are next to me in a foxhole, I'm like, yeah, dude, I don't give a if you're on gear. I would prefer it frankly.

• 1:55:39Speaker 01

  Well, on that note, I want to see I want to see more baseball players on fucking gear.

• 1:55:45Speaker 05

  I want to see more UFC fighters on gear. I want there to be a steroids league.

• 1:55:49Speaker 04

  Give me the best that you manning you could give us.

• 1:55:52Speaker 05

  The two tier system.

• 1:55:53Speaker 04

  On drugs. Yeah.

• 1:55:56Speaker 05

  I want a master chief. I want a UFC league where they're all on gear. So UFC.

• 1:56:02Speaker 01

  Well, John Jones has been doing that for a while.

• 1:56:07Speaker 04

  And if you see, hold on, hold on. Back to that, the a little bit about that conversation. The internet or the government knows that I look up, right? So how the fuck do they not know who called in the SWAT, the swatting?

• 1:56:24Speaker 03

  No one that responded to my house during that time knew what swatting was. They were like, what's swatting? I had to explain.

• 1:56:31Speaker 04

  Who it is is what I'm asking.

• 1:56:33Speaker 03

  They can't.

• 1:56:34Speaker 04

  Okay, they know I look up.

• 1:56:36Speaker 05

  Police level.

• 1:56:37Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 1:56:38Speaker 05

  Until when you get the the feds involved in everything on a higher level, like sure they can.

• 1:56:44Speaker 03

  Do you disagree? No, I agree with Brandon.

• 1:56:50Speaker 03

  Brother, no one even knew what swatting was. The first time I got swatting, this is like 2018. They didn't know what swatting was. I had to explain it to them because they came to my house and they're like, can I go in your house? So why do you want to go to my house? Well, because someone said that you were killing your son and holding someone hostage. It's like, well, fucking, what are you talking about? Do you know what swatting is? Someone swatted me and they repeated to me. We don't know. What is swatting? What is that? And I had to sit there and explain to the investigators what swatting was. They had no fucking idea. And this is in 2018.

• 1:57:31Speaker 03

  And then I got swatted again in my skate shop about a year later in 2019. I had to explain to them. No, someone's calling a false call in. No one's here trying to hurt anyone, blah, blah, blah. Maybe, maybe now they're trying to pick up on it.

• 1:57:48Speaker 05

  Especially because back then, like, again, like I was saying, like you, you had a very pro-police channel where you were just like breaking down like, hey, people would see, oh, he's a bootlicker, he's this, but you're just like breaking down police body cam footage like, hey, this is exactly what actually happened. But the, the anti-police people would want to harm you is the point.

• 1:58:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what's up is all the investigators, they've been working there fucking 20 years. They don't try to learn what the new thing is. They're just looking for their tenure.

• 1:58:23Speaker 03

  Sorry to say that. But yeah, they're just, they're just, they're just looking to get out of policing. Thing. Cause this was during like the George Floyd shit. So they're, they're trying their best to get on their tenure and to just get out of policing altogether. They don't try to learn new things. They're just, they're just, they're coasting. They're coasting on their job. They, they, they didn't try to learn what swatting was. They're just like, oh yeah, well, this fucking, well, we'll figure it out along the way. They, they don't try to learn new things. I could go on this for a minute.

• 1:59:01Speaker 01

  Doing the math. I will sit here for two hours with you explaining this to me because the the cop thing is very interesting to me, but.

• 1:59:10Speaker 03

  What I'm trying to say is since the George Floyd riots happened, policing is fucking dead. It's dead.

• 1:59:17Speaker 01

  Can you take a deep breath for me? Look at that. I can breathe. Anywho, uh, but.

• 1:59:25Speaker 03

  Some guy died from fentanyl and now policing is fucking dead. So the cops that earned their tenure for the past eighteen years are trying to just get out of the job. And so the new cops that those cops are training, they're learning from those cops that are just trying to get out because some guy died of fentanyl. And now they're all pieces of shit too.

• 1:59:51Speaker 01

  I like him a lot. Cody's a good one.

• 1:59:52Speaker 03

  They're not all pieces of shit, but they're learning from these cops who are like, yeah, we'll just we'll just learn from all this George Floyd stuff. And now they're pieces of shit.

• 2:00:04Speaker 01

  Excuse me, what? George Floyd is still affecting policing?

• 2:00:08Speaker 03

  It's affected policing for the next twenty years, dude.

• 2:00:12Speaker 01

  Really? You know, well, the only reason I, uh, Jesus Christ, I'm slurring. You guys give me too much alcohol. You are slurring at brunch. First of all, fuck you. No, what I'm asking about that is, uh, because I've seen things change at least a little bit to where it's like, do your job as a cop.

• 2:00:28Speaker 03

  So, yeah, you have old school cops. They're afraid to do their job now. And now they're leaning on they're they're teaching their policing because they're so these old school cops. They they're scared to do their job. So they're leaning on these cops that they're teaching to do their job. So the new cops are scared to death to actually police. Because, oh, Lord forbid, we go into a rough neighborhood. These are the new cops. Lord forbid, we go into a new new fucking neighborhood and actually police and actually be officers and crack down on a high crime area.

• 2:01:08Speaker 03

  God forbid that new high crime area is full of black people. Oh my God, this new high crime area is black people. Oh, we shouldn't touch that area, but the new cops are scared to go in there. And so guess what? That new high crime area blows up in crime and no one wants to touch it now. Cause now the old school cops who are still working for the department and the new school cops who are working department who the old school trained the new school, everyone's scared to fucking do their job. And no one wants to do anything. Hence, hence fucking Chicago now. Like it's so retarded. There's a high crime area. You go there, you police the high crime area, but no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.

• 2:01:52Speaker 03

  It's majority black. So we, no, no, no, we need to stay away from that area. Cause it's scary. It's scary. We don't want to look bad. So the old school cops are trying to retire now. They can't go, they can't go there and be racist. They're trying to retire.

• 2:02:09Speaker 05

  At one point you broke down to me, uh, it was, uh, broken window policing.

• 2:02:13Speaker 03

  Oh, broken window policing?

• 2:02:15Speaker 05

  Yeah. What, what is that exactly?

• 2:02:16Speaker 01

  That's California.

• 2:02:20Speaker 01

  This is California. Oh, he's in his bag right now and I love it. Keep going.

• 2:02:25Speaker 03

  Broken window.

• 2:02:27Speaker 01

  He's in his fucking bag right now.

• 2:02:28Speaker 03

  I'm sorry if I hit a soft spot.

• 2:02:29Speaker 01

  I'm not trying to take over anything, but I want to hear what he wants to say.

• 2:02:33Speaker 03

  I basically just explained it. We're okay. Broken window policing is where you go to a a place where there's broken windows everywhere. There's graffiti on the wall. You go there. Like, why would we police that area? Well, that's where the crime is. We're going to go there and police that area. And what a lot of, sorry, Democrat blue, they go over there and they're like, well, maybe we shouldn't do that. We should be a reactionary police force. We should just react when things happen. Whereas progressive policing is, oh, there's broken windows, there's graffiti, we should.

• 2:03:09Speaker 05

  You're trying to be proactive.

• 2:03:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, proactive. Excuse me. Proactive. You should go there. You should police those areas. Exactly what you should do.

• 2:03:18Speaker 01

  You go there. No racism there. It's just like that makes sense.

• 2:03:21Speaker 03

  There's, it's not, it's not racism. No.

• 2:03:24Speaker 01

  It's poor. Cause it's poor, right? Uh, you. In reality, it's where there are conditioning.

• 2:03:29Speaker 03

  Where there's.

• 2:03:30Speaker 05

  Crime.

• 2:03:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, crime.

• 2:03:31Speaker 05

  Crime is there.

• 2:03:32Speaker 01

  And if there's a lot of black folks there.

• 2:03:35Speaker 05

  Well, it doesn't matter if they're they're they're black, white, red, whatever. It's like there's.

• 2:03:38Speaker 01

  Whatever it be, there's a lot of crime happening there.

• 2:03:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, we we all we. It's literally broken window policing where like I see a broken fucking window. I don't know who did it, but I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen again.

• 2:03:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I'm gonna police that area further.

• 2:03:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, perfect example, just everyone is clear. It is, there is a crime area, doesn't matter your race. It is, this area looks like shit. Don't give a what the race is. We have to patrol that. We have to focus on that. That's it. That's it. No one's like, bah, well.

• 2:04:09Speaker 05

  On top of that.

• 2:04:10Speaker 04

  This black community that's really well established, nice, we're gonna go patrol it. No one gives a fuck about that.

• 2:04:15Speaker 05

  No, no one cares about race. And you know what? If there's a black community where it's high crime, do you know who you're protecting if you're patrolling it?

• 2:04:22Speaker 04

  Black.

• 2:04:22Speaker 05

  The black population, the black community, you're protecting them from crime. I I don't understand it. I don't I've never understood.

• 2:04:29Speaker 03

  The the one thing that always fucking drove me crazy about the like, can I? Get on the Black Lives Matter?

• 2:04:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:04:37Speaker 03

  They wanted body camera. Black Lives Matter started on two thousand sixteen when I started making my videos. They wanted body camera.

• 2:04:44Speaker 01

  They're doing great now, by the way. Where's the owners at?

• 2:04:48Speaker 05

  Well, their mansions are doing great.

• 2:04:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, their mansions are doing really good.

• 2:04:53Speaker 04

  They're living it up.

• 2:04:55Speaker 03

  Good God, but you you know what? You know what they what Black Lives Matter who promoted? Body cameras, which body cameras are doing great. We can see what happens every day.

• 2:05:04Speaker 05

  It's great for your business model too.

• 2:05:06Speaker 03

  Oh, by the way, body cameras, they don't want body cameras anymore because they say that's that's bullshit and racist. Well, you wanted it in the first place.

• 2:05:13Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, it's racist.

• 2:05:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's the new thing.

• 2:05:15Speaker 05

  Oh, what?

• 2:05:15Speaker 03

  Body cameras are very racist nowadays.

• 2:05:18Speaker 01

  Uh, before we uh, continue, can we agree that there are bad shoots for sure?

• 2:05:23Speaker 03

  Oh, a hundred percent. It happens.

• 2:05:25Speaker 01

  But like, we we hold them accountable. Yeah, when every, what I've found is every single person that just hates cops, just hate cops. Now, one of them has a credit score above five hundred and they're all losers. However, cops need to be held accountable, for sure.

• 2:05:41Speaker 05

  And I don't think anybody on.

• 2:05:43Speaker 03

  Like on the

• 2:05:44Speaker 01

  I see ten bad shoots and only one of them is bad shoot.

• 2:05:47Speaker 04

  I will say this, Cody always broke down and this is what I hated the most. They hate Cody would get it's. Oh, he's a bootlicker. I was like, no, Cody fucking calls out if you're just a shitbag cop every fucking time squirrel cop. Hotel dude that's like crawl towards me, random kid like you call them out and that shit. You're holding them to the standard. And you're still called a bootlicker is like, no, no, I will, you will call them out every time when it's terrible. You're like, you're a fucking retard. What the are you doing?

• 2:06:19Speaker 01

  You, you know, do you think new cops suck?

• 2:06:23Speaker 01

  Honest, I mean, that's not my podcast. Maybe I shouldn't ask.

• 2:06:26Speaker 03

  I think large, I, I, I would new policing. I think everyone needs to do jujitsu. We need to have large male cops primarily in policing, but what drove me crazy about the demonetized police thing. Is they wanted to privatize police. So like you're on neighborhood, police is themselves. Do you know what's gonna happen?

• 2:06:52Speaker 04

  Oh, you're talking about like the community.

• 2:06:56Speaker 03

  Do you, do you know what's gonna happen? The people, the people with low income. So like the section eight housing, they're going to police themselves and you're going to have less for police officers. You know, these shitheads that don't police well. Guess, guess what the, the, the high income areas are going to have? They're going to have Delta guys, seals. They're going to have like these badass motherfucking policing their area. So like, like in my neighborhood, I would, I would have.

• 2:07:25Speaker 01

  You think the higher, that you think the higher things would have the, the.

• 2:07:28Speaker 03

  Oh, the, the higher income would have the higher things. So here's what's gonna happen.

• 2:07:31Speaker 01

  I think the lower ones would have actual.

• 2:07:34Speaker 03

  Jake, Jake, watch me on this.

• 2:07:35Speaker 04

  I, I, sorry, I.

• 2:07:36Speaker 03

  Watch me on this one. They won't privatize policing. So you're going to have the mall cops and the lower income areas.

• 2:07:43Speaker 01

  All right.

• 2:07:43Speaker 03

  And then in the higher income areas that I live in, they're going to have Delta guys and they're going to have fucking former seals. Cause I'm going to be like, yeah, dude, I'll, I'll pay you.

• 2:07:54Speaker 01

  Contractors essentially.

• 2:07:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm not, yeah, I'm going to pay you 60 a year just to walk around my neighborhood. Fuck yeah. And what's gonna happen?

• 2:08:00Speaker 01

  How to make comes to America.

• 2:08:01Speaker 03

  The lower incomes are going to say, well, we, we want the same, we want the same security that the higher people have. You know what they're going to fucking create?

• 2:08:13Speaker 03

  Police officers. Police.

• 2:08:17Speaker 04

  I, I, I want to continue this. Hold on. I had to piss like a fucking razor. So cut all of this house. I love what you're doing right now. Oh, God. Oh.

• 2:08:27Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 2:08:29Speaker 05

  Jake just moves here tomorrow.

• 2:08:31Speaker 04

  So this is my new home. I found my people.

• 2:08:35Speaker 03

  Disband the police. What do you think's gonna happen? The people in the higher income neighborhoods are gonna have Delta.

• 2:08:41Speaker 05

  Well, it's

• 2:08:42Speaker 03

  The lower incomes are gonna have security guards. What are they gonna say? We want everyone to be equal.

• 2:08:48Speaker 05

  We're gonna disband that.

• 2:08:49Speaker 03

  Fucking law enforcement.

• 2:08:50Speaker 05

  You're gonna dis-

• 2:08:53Speaker 03

  Fuck. You idiots.

• 2:08:57Speaker 05

  So you're gonna disband that and like, oh, no, no, no. We need, we need, what is it? Uh, community policing. But what was the term for that? It was like, um, social workers, like, uh, we need social workers.

• 2:09:09Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 2:09:10Speaker 05

  That will go out and do the job of police.

• 2:09:11Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:09:11Speaker 05

  We need social workers to do this. Oh, my God. This job's dangerous. Do you have any idea how many social workers are getting assaulted and how many are getting killed? Okay, let's start doing this. We're like, social workers, like, let's say half of them are armed and are trained with a weapon.

• 2:09:26Speaker 03

  It's like, oh, oh, what did you just make?

• 2:09:29Speaker 05

  Oh, wow. And now there's some shootings involved. Okay, so we should make all the armed social workers have body cams.

• 2:09:37Speaker 03

  Wait, we should, we should give them tasers and mace.

• 2:09:40Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 2:09:41Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 2:09:42Speaker 05

  And we should make them

• 2:09:43Speaker 03

  Oh, fuck.

• 2:09:44Speaker 05

  Drive around in Dodge Chargers that say, serve and protect on the side.

• 2:09:47Speaker 03

  Oh, no. The ones that say, police on the side. You created the police. You idiots.

• 2:09:54Speaker 05

  This is the, this is the first time, I think, in the history of the podcast, we've had Cody's mic peek.

• 2:09:59Speaker 04

  I know. It's like, look, Cody Cook right now. And he is cooking. Dude, Eli Crane, we were talking about that the other day with, uh, he just went to whatever Congress about that and talked to one of the senators or Congress members and it was, okay, hey, pause. Hey, homie. So you wanted to defund police, right? Yeah. How much? $15 million. You wrote all this out. You defunded them because X, Y, and Z. And now you're calling them because there is a protest outside your house.

• 2:10:40Speaker 04

  And then you bitch that no police officer showed up to your house during this time.

• 2:10:46Speaker 01

  He's there too. I told you what, we're all drunk.

• 2:10:48Speaker 04

  Oh dude, yeah, a hundred percent. And it was, it was still like Eli Crane asking the Senator or Congressman and he's like, tell me why you hated this, you hated the police, you defunded them and now one stands at your house.

• 2:11:04Speaker 04

  Period. Every day. You have one allocated to your protection every day because a silent protest was outside your house and you didn't like that. And he had no, have you seen this?

• 2:11:16Speaker 05

  Oh, no. Well, I've seen so many like it. It's the same shit where people like they, well, I, I will vote against your right to, uh, to have a gun or to have the weapon that you feel you, you deem appropriate to protect yourself and your family. Meanwhile, I will have private security and the amount of congresspeople that I, I know for a fact behind the scenes say, I don't have private security and they have private security.

• 2:11:41Speaker 04

  Oh dude.

• 2:11:42Speaker 05

  They absolutely do. Not just like Capitol Police, but like at outside of their house and like that. They a hundred percent.

• 2:11:48Speaker 04

  It's, I'm against guns and you're like, hmm. Everyone protecting you isn't against those little firearms.

• 2:11:56Speaker 05

  Well, it's, it's kinda, it reminds me a little bit of like the Aviator with Leonardo DiCaprio. And I was it Martin Scorsese?

• 2:12:02Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 2:12:03Speaker 05

  Where it's just the, oh, well, we don't believe in money in this house, Mr. Hughes. It's like, that's because you always had it.

• 2:12:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:12:09Speaker 05

  It's the same kinda take.

• 2:12:11Speaker 04

  That's a weird shit.

• 2:12:12Speaker 05

  Also, we got Mr. Caleb Francis in the house.

• 2:12:15Speaker 04

  No, what's up buddy? He's on say hi.

• 2:12:17Speaker 01

  Oh my God, I've never met this man. Hold on.

• 2:12:22Speaker 01

  Sorry to accidentally disband the podcast, but uh, I am Caleb for say hi after this and everyone's like, oh Caleb.

• 2:12:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, pretending we all just didn't like interrupt the podcast to uh, say hi to Caleb.

• 2:12:37Speaker 04

  Caleb, Caleb, come here. Just put your head in real quick. You have that beautiful face.

• 2:12:42Speaker 01

  Caleb Francis, everyone.

• 2:12:44Speaker 04

  Can I get two kisses?

• 2:12:45Speaker 05

  Hello, hello everybody. Yeah, he will kiss you in the mouth.

• 2:12:53Speaker 01

  So Eli, there's lore here you don't know.

• 2:12:59Speaker 04

  Oh, I love this group of bullies. This is my favorite people.

• 2:13:02Speaker 01

  What is that really?

• 2:13:04Speaker 04

  Okay, GFC, where, where did that come from?

• 2:13:07Speaker 01

  Uh, so there was a, a video that I did and at one point I said GFC. And, um, at the end I was like, I know you guys are asking. It's like, what the fuck's GFC mean? And I said, it means get fucked. It was just a random ass fucking video.

• 2:13:22Speaker 04

  Bleep? Just so you know.

• 2:13:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, bleep, bleep. But that happened and then after that, I just, apparently I figured out the best three letters of all time. Cause it's meant get fuck cancer, uh, global financial crisis. It's meant grotesque fat child. I mean, it's meant, it, it's meant so many things. It's whatever you want it to be realistically. Um, but that's kinda how it started. Uh,

• 2:13:46Speaker 04

  What Brandon?

• 2:13:47Speaker 01

  grotesque fat child?

• 2:13:50Speaker 04

  Oh my God, Brandon chose violence today.

• 2:13:53Speaker 01

  We can't include that, but Jesus Christ.

• 2:13:55Speaker 04

  No, we're going to now. What was your blackface video?

• 2:13:59Speaker 01

  We already talked about that.

• 2:14:00Speaker 04

  No, but what, what did it stand for?

• 2:14:02Speaker 01

  Oh, the greatest fucking color.

• 2:14:06Speaker 04

  I like everything you do and from a marketing point and business standpoint, fantastic. You're crushing it.

• 2:14:13Speaker 01

  Well, I appreciate it.

• 2:14:14Speaker 04

  Day you are pushing that.

• 2:14:16Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. No. So everybody who's watching right now, uh, I, I really don't make a whole bunch of money off views or anything like that. The, the GFC is everything to me. So everyone who's watching who's part of the GFC, thank you guys so very much. The great friends club. The gay friends club. Also, I have another one, GFSF, which is, uh, get fucked, stay fucked or gay friends, stay friends. Look at us crushing it over here. I, um, it, it is one of those things to where all of the, the horror stories that I heard when it came to content. It was, you know, these, uh, the adpocalypse or, or things that we've talked about tonight.

• 2:14:51Speaker 04

  Demotization, age restriction.

• 2:14:53Speaker 01

  So I didn't wanna rely on the, uh, the algorithms and shit like that to decide what I buy or to make sure my children and my wife are doing well. So I made a brand and it, it kinda worked out. It did kinda work out. I'm not, uh, by the way, for anybody watching right now, everybody seems to think I'm a multimillionaire. I'm not, but.

• 2:15:16Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 2:15:17Speaker 01

  I have a 2025 AT4X 2500 HD, so crushing it. Fuck you. Anyway, uh, that's what's crushing it to me. Uh, I did grow up to, uh, be in the thought process and we talked about it at the beginning of the podcast, but, uh, assuming that makes it in, um, of, uh, wake up, support a family, die, right? And, uh, the social media shit is, is opened up so many possibilities and I can't, uh, appreciate you guys so much for having me out. Honestly.

• 2:15:48Speaker 05

  I just want to get you in a room with Nico.

• 2:15:52Speaker 05

  Like Nico Ortiz.

• 2:15:53Speaker 01

  We're friends.

• 2:15:54Speaker 04

  Tomorrow we can.

• 2:15:55Speaker 01

  We're friends.

• 2:15:55Speaker 05

  That's what I want to see.

• 2:15:56Speaker 01

  Nico coming out too?

• 2:15:57Speaker 04

  You know Nico lives like 10 minutes from here.

• 2:16:00Speaker 01

  Why the f**k is in here?

• 2:16:01Speaker 05

  That's what I'm saying. I'm like, dude, I want to get you in a room with Nico because I feel like it's just like, unlock nuclear fusion.

• 2:16:08Speaker 04

  Are you gonna go to our place? After? Take him in the?

• 2:16:12Speaker 05

  Well, let's not say that.

• 2:16:13Speaker 04

  That's why, well, our spot after?

• 2:16:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:16:15Speaker 04

  Take him out.

• 2:16:16Speaker 01

  I'm gonna fuck.

• 2:16:17Speaker 04

  And we'll invite Nico real quick. We'll meet you up there. Sound good?

• 2:16:21Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 2:16:22Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 2:16:23Speaker 04

  Well, uh, do, do your outro or whatever you guys do. I don't know.

• 2:16:26Speaker 01

  This is my first podcast of all time, by the way.

• 2:16:28Speaker 04

  First off, by the way, thank you for coming on the podcast and also you fucking crushed it. That was.

• 2:16:34Speaker 01

  I'm aware. I'm beautiful.

• 2:16:36Speaker 04

  A great episode and your business, uh, just everything you do, you make us laugh. I love your content. Cracks me up and you do not give a shit and I think that is how it should be. Period.

• 2:16:50Speaker 01

  Now Cody, have you back on?

• 2:16:52Speaker 03

  Thank you everyone for joining the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tab, Jake Bard, Nun, Brandon Herrera, myself, Don and Operator.

• 2:17:02Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, wait, wait. How do we find you on direct B A R R?

• 2:17:06Speaker 03

  Buy a hat.

• 2:17:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:17:08Speaker 05

  I will see you guys in the next episode.

• 2:17:11Speaker 04

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