The Lost Episodes: ANN COULTER

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

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• 1:07Adam Friedland?

  Welcome back. This is the final installment of the lost episode series. I'm Adam Friedland. This is the Adam Friedland Show. Next week...

• 1:17Adam Friedland?

  What's that? Do you feel that, guys? Did you? Did you feel? I think that we're having an earthquake.

• 1:26Adam Friedland?

  Oh, my word. I think we're having an earthquake.

• 1:32Adam Friedland?

  Guess what? It may feel like an earthquake, but it's not. It's season three of the Adam Friedland Show, which is coming out next Wednesday. Guys, give it up for that.

• 1:42Adam Friedland?

  We have pre-recorded probably 12 episodes so far. There are a lot more coming. Guys, it's gonna be really funny. It's gonna be really good. The first episode is my favorite, maybe my favorite episode I've ever done. I really hope you enjoy it. The guest this week is Ann Coulter. She says some fucking terrible things in it. Oh, also, you can see me in Denver, Comedy Works. And the following month, I will be at Town Hall for the New York Comedy Festival. Go to adamfriedland.show for tics. Guys, enjoy our episode with Ann Coulter. It's a wild one.

• 2:14Adam Friedland?

  Season three next week!

• 2:17Adam Friedland?

  Big yes! Ladies and gentlemen, legendary media personality, Ann Coulter, everyone. Give it up for her. Let's make some noise! 800 tourists from Times Square. Thank you so much for coming.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Thank you for having me, Adam.

• 2:32Adam Friedland?

  I'm really excited.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 2:33Adam Friedland?

  I told some of my friends, the smart ones, and they were saying this is gonna be like the Buckley Baldwin of 2025.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  Excellent.

• 2:43Adam Friedland?

  I think, yeah, we talked on the phone last night?

• 2:45Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:45Adam Friedland?

  That was charming.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, we're gonna be hanging out.

• 2:48Adam Friedland?

  You're like my first white friend in ever, probably.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  Excuse me?

• 2:53Adam Friedland?

  No, no, I'm just kidding. Obviously, all my friends are Jewish. What are you talking about? Okay, two things. One is, I'd always known you as a media personality. My assumption was always that you were like a poshy. You were like a Connecticut-style, like equestrian kind of poshy. And I was surprised to find out that, like, you know, your father was an Irish cop.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  No, he wasn't.

• 3:15Adam Friedland?

  I believe he was. And I believe you were the first in your family to learn how to read.

• 3:20Speaker 03

  And the first to have shoes. No, my father was not an Irish cop. He's not even fully Irish.

• 3:24Adam Friedland?

  He was an FBI agent.

• 3:26Speaker 03

  He was a corporate lawyer on Park Avenue.

• 3:28Adam Friedland?

  So where am I getting this from?

• 3:30Speaker 03

  Yes, for a few years after law school, it was like having a clerkship. You'd go straight and do... You had to be a lawyer to be an FBI agent back then. You don't now. So for a few years, he was a red hunter with the FBI. But he was a lawyer. He was a corporate lawyer at 300 Park Avenue.

• 3:44Adam Friedland?

  Uh huh. Sounds like an Irish cop to me.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  I mean, Irish cops are great. It just isn't what he was.

• 3:52Adam Friedland?

  So he's a red hunter?

• 3:54Speaker 03

  He was briefly. Yeah, he worked on some of Joe McCarthy's cases.

• 3:56Adam Friedland?

  Did you know Roy Cohn?

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Apparently, but not very well, because he was a young pup.

• 4:01Adam Friedland?

  He was a young pup?

• 4:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, he was just gotten out of law school.

• 4:04Adam Friedland?

  Sounds like a gay slang.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  You've never heard the expression "young pup"?

• 4:09Adam Friedland?

  You have young pups, you have otters, you have...

• 4:11Speaker 03

  Okay, I no longer think you are a wordsmith.

• 4:13Adam Friedland?

  A young pup? What are you talking about?

• 4:14Speaker 03

  It's just a common expression, a young pup.

• 4:17Adam Friedland?

  A young pup? Yeah, maybe from freaking Connecticut. Maybe that's a Connecticut thing.

• 4:22Speaker 03

  Am I gonna be getting that this whole show?

• 4:24Adam Friedland?

  What's wrong? You should be proud.

• 4:26Speaker 03

  Anything I say. Even not everything is in Connecticut.

• 4:29Adam Friedland?

  Rich is great compared to the alternative. The alternative is direct.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I'm with you on that.

• 4:36Adam Friedland?

  Being poor sucks.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Oh, totally.

• 4:38Adam Friedland?

  So you moved to Connecticut on a cop's salary. Was he dirty?

• 4:43Adam Friedland?

  Was your dad...

• 4:46Adam Friedland?

  Did he ever run into that guy's serpico?

• 4:50Adam Friedland?

  You were born in New York City?

• 4:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, but grew up in New Canaan.

• 4:53Adam Friedland?

  Okay. And so that's like a New York tri-state area kind of, yeah.

• 4:57Speaker 03

  Everybody's... It's funny. It's a little like the Upper East Side, which is to say during the day, all of the husbands leave New Canaan. They all leave the Upper East Side. You see all ladies with their kids.

• 5:10Adam Friedland?

  Blah, blah, blah, right? Yeah.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  No, I mean, it's a very safe environment, much like the Upper East Side until de Blasio and now.

• 5:19Adam Friedland?

  Do you think that, like, Martha Stewart was like kind of the most elite of those Connecticut ladies? She like turned staying in Connecticut while the guys in New York City into like a billion-dollar brand?

• 5:33Adam Friedland?

  Am I wrong?

• 5:34Speaker 03

  I don't know. I just know she supported Bill Clinton, so I'm not a fan.

• 5:39Adam Friedland?

  She... You're not a fan of Martha Stewart because... So you're kind of lib... That's kind of lib...

• 5:44Speaker 03

  No!

• 5:45Adam Friedland?

  I heard someone recently, after Ozzy Osbourne died, they were like, "But he was a Zionist." I'm like, "Who? He was on drugs. Who cares?" What do you think?

• 5:54Speaker 03

  That's indicative, in her case, of being part of the fancy crew and just, I don't know, like Reese Witherspoon and...

• 6:04Adam Friedland?

  Spune.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  Paltrou, Gwyneth Paltrow.

• 6:09Adam Friedland?

  Goop.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  You know, that whole, just people I don't care about.

• 6:14Adam Friedland?

  So you don't like the elites?

• 6:16Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 6:16Adam Friedland?

  You're a woman of the people.

• 6:17Speaker 03

  That's totally right. Because my father was an Irish cop, apparently.

• 6:21Adam Friedland?

  Your dad was on the beat. He had a billy club. He was in the Five Points. It's good. You guys became cops. We became Hollywood. The Itralians became criminals.

• 6:37Adam Friedland?

  It was a good time back in the... You know that the Lower East Side was its own congressional district? Isn't that crazy? It was like the most densely populated place in the world, like turn of the 20th century.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I know it was a lot of poor people and now it's very shishi.

• 6:51Adam Friedland?

  It was us. It was your guys were there too.

• 6:56Adam Friedland?

  You're not half-Irish?

• 6:58Speaker 03

  I'm a quarter-Irish.

• 6:59Adam Friedland?

  Oh, my God, you're ashamed.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  My father... No, I'm just saying.

• 7:03Adam Friedland?

  You're ashamed of your Irish lineage?

• 7:04Speaker 03

  No, I was worried we might be going back to the... My father being an Irish cop, which would have made me half-Irish, but he wasn't even fully Irish.

• 7:12Adam Friedland?

  Okay, so he was half-Irish and he was like... What was the other half?

• 7:18Speaker 03

  Dutch. I dedicated one of my books to my ancestor, Effie Van Verk.

• 7:22Adam Friedland?

  Anna Frank.

• 7:23Speaker 03

  Effie Van Verk. And it was... And Verk Street comes from that Verk family.

• 7:30Adam Friedland?

  Oh, like old New York.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  That's going back to the Revolutionary War. So I had a lot of Dutch relatives in New York when, you know, they scammed the Indians out of it, ha, ha, ha. And then British Isles. Oh, and a little German.

• 7:44Adam Friedland?

  Do you have Catholic blood? Are you half... Are you half-green, half-orange? Are you half-green, half-orange?

• 7:57Adam Friedland?

  You're mostly orange.

• 7:58Speaker 03

  That I don't know, but...

• 8:01Adam Friedland?

  Was your dad Catholic?

• 8:03Speaker 03

  His mother was Catholic, his father was Presbyterian, and all of my other ancestors were Presbyterian.

• 8:09Adam Friedland?

  Okay. What's Presbyterian like? What's...

• 8:11Speaker 03

  Just Christian.

• 8:13Adam Friedland?

  Do they... Is it like a... Are the songs good?

• 8:16Speaker 03

  Songs are great.

• 8:16Adam Friedland?

  Do they do "Amazing Grace"?

• 8:18Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 8:19Adam Friedland?

  I love that song. Zach, how much do we love that song?

• 8:22Speaker 03

  Real church songs are fabulous. I hate the modern Christian churches that do, you know, the rock and roll over the top. "Amazing Grace," you know, well, you must know this. It was written by big slave trader.

• 8:34Adam Friedland?

  I thought it was a British pastor.

• 8:36Speaker 03

  It is a British slave trader. He was really big. The boat got in a storm. He realized he was gonna die and he blamed himself for being a slave trader and swore to God, "I will serve you. I will give up the slave trading."

• 8:54Adam Friedland?

  At the last second?

• 8:55Speaker 03

  "Just save my life." No, he lived and he wrote "Amazing Grace" because he was saved.

• 8:59Adam Friedland?

  Wow. So it wasn't the Jews doing that? Farrakhan's wrong?

• 9:07Adam Friedland?

  I can't believe it. I thought, why would Farrakhan... So you're a Deadhead grownup?

• 9:11Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 9:12Adam Friedland?

  How many shows you been to?

• 9:13Speaker 03

  You know...

• 9:15Adam Friedland?

  Anne, stop. Just be real.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  I'm very embarrassed by this, but you know, it was a big thing with Deadheads. There are a lot of big things with Deadheads. Like, keeping lists of the songs they played at concerts, but one was to keep your tickets. And so one time, I'm very tidy, and I'm going through my apartment, and I found a drawer that's just full of all these Dead tickets. And I thought, what am I doing this for? And I just swept them all out. And then Jerry died, and I realized, oh, that's why we kept the ticket stub, so we could count up how many shows we've been... So I didn't know. I checked with a few friends. At the time, I figured it was above 60.

• 9:51Adam Friedland?

  Above 60. So you were like, you did LSD, marijuana, something like that?

• 9:56Speaker 03

  Never took drugs.

• 9:56Adam Friedland?

  You were there in that...

• 9:57Speaker 03

  I liked the music. Not in the 70s.

• 10:00Adam Friedland?

  You like diddle, diddle, diddle?

• 10:01Speaker 03

  Kindergarten.

• 10:02Adam Friedland?

  Three hours of diddle, diddle, diddle? Just no drugs?

• 10:06Speaker 03

  No drugs. By the time I started following them, no, they were very melodic. I still listen to Dead. I love them.

• 10:12Adam Friedland?

  80s Dead. 90s? Early 90s, they were at their peak.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:15Adam Friedland?

  Before Jerry died.

• 10:16Speaker 03

  They were very melodic. Nobody liked space. We'd go out and get wine or a beer or something when they do the space music.

• 10:23Adam Friedland?

  Oh, you'd have champagne?

• 10:25Speaker 03

  Depends where we were.

• 10:26Adam Friedland?

  That's so you. That is so you. So was your family conservative, or did you have like a conservative awakening?

• 10:34Speaker 03

  Well, I guess a little of both. But yeah, no, I grew up in a very conservative family. And I think that the important point is, because sometimes kids, you know, get to college or rebel against their parents. We talked about politics all the time. So we'd have, I mean, as I do today with my friends, we have arguments, you know, along the edges. I suppose I argue with my friends all the time, but basic values, basic conservatism, it kind of makes it easier to argue because you can draw analogies more easily.

• 11:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I mean, my family was like that too. But like, you were just like, "Good point, Dad."

• 11:09Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 11:10Adam Friedland?

  I was telling, I just was telling them that they're idiots. I still do.

• 11:15Adam Friedland?

  I'm like, did you copy, you copied their politics, or you emulated their politics?

• 11:19Speaker 03

  No, I'm saying we argued about politics, as I do with my conservative friends today.

• 11:24Adam Friedland?

  So they're more moderate?

• 11:25Speaker 03

  So that gives you, no, no, no. No, no, no. Well, here, this will give you an example. My parents, big disagreement. Actually, my father, when they were dating, had to talk my mother out of the value of the Tennessee Valley Authority. She had grown up in Kentucky, so thought it was great. And father, much more libertarian. That's part of the Dutch ancestry, by the way. The Dutch, very libertarian. So father is against, or was, they both passed away, was against zoning laws. And mother wanted to preserve the beauty of the community. And I'm totally with mother on that side.

• 12:02Adam Friedland?

  So the argument was the New Deal? That's how your parents hooked up?

• 12:05Speaker 03

  They had it...

• 12:05Adam Friedland?

  Is that how they flirted?

• 12:06Speaker 03

  They discussed it on a date.

• 12:08Adam Friedland?

  They flirted?

• 12:08Speaker 03

  Because he used to always roll his eyes and say, "Yeah, she likes the TV age."

• 12:13Adam Friedland?

  That is, that is, that's so Connecticut.

• 12:18Adam Friedland?

  That's so Connecticut. Wow. That's like, what, yeah, I guess, how did my parents meet each other?

• 12:24Speaker 03

  That's not how they met.

• 12:26Adam Friedland?

  He wasn't, oh, he wasn't just railing against old Franklin Delano Roosevelt?

• 12:31Speaker 03

  No, she didn't like FDR.

• 12:33Adam Friedland?

  She didn't like him?

• 12:34Speaker 03

  We don't have a single, I don't have a single ancestor who voted for FDR. I'm very proud of that.

• 12:40Adam Friedland?

  Who were they voting for? Reichsfer Adolf Hitler?

• 12:44Speaker 03

  Not if you're familiar with American history, but it was a Republican who led the effort to destroy the Nazi war machine.

• 12:54Adam Friedland?

  Charles Lindbergh? I want to get back to, to you, you go to the Ivy League...

• 12:59Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm so boring. Let's move on from me.

• 13:02Adam Friedland?

  No, no, no, no, you're not. You're not. You're very impressive.

• 13:05Speaker 03

  You're gonna keep throwing out crazy stuff. I'll dispute it. I have a very boring life.

• 13:10Adam Friedland?

  No, you're not. You're very impressive. Like, to me, like, you, like, no, you have the resume of someone that could have been... I mean, you were the president of the Federalist Society and University of Michigan Law School. You went to, you went to Ivy League undergrad. You were a clerk on...

• 13:26Speaker 03

  That was a while ago.

• 13:27Adam Friedland?

  You're a federal...

• 13:28Speaker 03

  I've sort of collapsed since then.

• 13:30Adam Friedland?

  Wait, you're bad at, you're bad at...

• 13:31Speaker 03

  No, I'm just kidding.

• 13:33Adam Friedland?

  I mean, we all are. I don't even know how to, how to read anymore.

• 13:37Adam Friedland?

  Did you conceive of, like, did you want to be a Supreme Court Justice, or like an attorney? You could have been, you could have been big in the law, I feel like. You could have been writing these goddamn torture memos with Alberto Gonzalez.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  Well, that would have been fun. Well, he did not do a very good job. I would correct him on that. No, what I'm doing now is way, way, way better. I worked briefly at a law firm in New York, and then for a public interest law firm, and I clerked for a judge.

• 14:02Adam Friedland?

  And you're a Senate Judiciary, 94?

• 14:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And law school was fun, and law review was fun, because you get to examine a particular legal issue and get to know it. It's really great. Actually, practicing law is mind-numbingly boring. And even the interesting cases, we took, at the Probona Law Firm, we took, we were the only law firm taking genuine First Amendment cases. Free speech has been a big issue for a long time, and genuine civil rights cases. Because most of First Amendment law and civil rights law, it's settled, settled, settled. So nobody's gonna go to a big law firm in New York to argue a constitutional issue. Well, we were arguing constitutional issues and taking them to the Supreme Court. So that was kind of fun. But even doing that, you get one case, and you're stuck with it.

• 14:46Speaker 03

  So you're repeating the same facts over and over and over again. Now I can look for something interesting going on in law. Look it up, write one column about it, move on.

• 14:56Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  That's fun.

• 14:57Adam Friedland?

  You, and you were, you went 94, Contract with America, to the Senate Judiciary Committee, right?

• 15:05Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 15:06Adam Friedland?

  Did you chill with Newt? Was he cool?

• 15:09Speaker 03

  I was not a fan.

• 15:11Adam Friedland?

  Have you seen Calista's Instagram?

• 15:13Speaker 03

  No, I have not.

• 15:14Adam Friedland?

  Oh, my God.

• 15:14Speaker 03

  I'm too busy reading John Rock...

• 15:16Adam Friedland?

  You gotta see these pics. I mean, she like, does these face filters. She looks like an American Girl doll. And they're like in Italy. It's like, Calista and Newt. They're like vacation.

• 15:27Speaker 03

  Well, I'm glad Trump got him out of the country.

• 15:29Adam Friedland?

  He can't, where, where's Newt at these days? He's done?

• 15:33Speaker 03

  You just told me he's in Italy.

• 15:35Adam Friedland?

  Well, vacation. Where, he lives in Abu Hurab Prison?

• 15:39Speaker 03

  No, I was hoping he had been given an ambassadorship or something.

• 15:42Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah, he should, right?

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:44Adam Friedland?

  I was gonna ask next, but you kind of answered it. Like, your, the impetus behind like, switching to a media career?

• 15:49Speaker 03

  It wasn't...

• 15:50Adam Friedland?

  That you were bored?

• 15:53Speaker 03

  Okay, I really want to move off, Anne, but I will tell you...

• 15:56Adam Friedland?

  It's an interview. What the fuck are we supposed to talk about?

• 16:00Speaker 03

  But I'm not that interesting.

• 16:02Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, you are. Actually, to me, you are.

• 16:04Speaker 03

  I never talk about war. I talk about issues, stuff going on in the world.

• 16:08Adam Friedland?

  Welcome to Gitmo. We're gonna find Bin Laden. You're gonna tell me where the hell he is.

• 16:16Speaker 03

  No, I never tried to go into media. I have no interest in media. I was working for the Senate Judiciary Committee, as you say. It was after the 94 election, first time Republicans at Congress in 40 years.

• 16:29Adam Friedland?

  They crushed that one.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  I happened to be out at Vail skiing, thinking, oh, my gosh, they're gonna blow it, these idiot Republicans. They're just gonna have, you know, moderate Republican staffers go to all these new, totally right-wing senator staffs we had. And I thought, if things are ever gonna change, people like me have to volunteer to work for the new right-wing... Because not only did it become Republican, but oh, my gosh, there were so many hardcore right-wingers who came in. That was a great year. So I, I applied and I got there, but I didn't like Washington. I really, really miss New York. I wanted to be in New York. I love New York. It's the greatest city in the world. Could do, could do with a fewer homeless drug addicts pushing people in front of subways, but it's a city in the world.

• 17:11Adam Friedland?

  It's New York. I mean, that's...

• 17:12Speaker 03

  No, no, we had 20 years of peace and prosperity under Republican mayors.

• 17:16Adam Friedland?

  There was hobos then.

• 17:18Speaker 03

  No, there weren't.

• 17:18Adam Friedland?

  Yes, there were.

• 17:19Speaker 03

  There absolutely were not.

• 17:20Adam Friedland?

  There's always been hobos. When you move here, do you remember?

• 17:23Speaker 03

  Were you in a coma for all of the Giuliani and Bloomberg years? No, there weren't.

• 17:27Adam Friedland?

  I have not been in a coma.

• 17:29Speaker 03

  It was absolutely sick.

• 17:30Adam Friedland?

  What do you think about this Ken Bone situation?

• 17:32Speaker 03

  No idea what you're talking about.

• 17:33Adam Friedland?

  Who's the fat guy with a red sweater at the town hall for Trump and Hillary? I gotta show you a pic of this guy.

• 17:40Speaker 03

  Nope, it sounds great.

• 17:43Adam Friedland?

  Anne, stop being such a snob, okay? Connecticut with your horse.

• 17:47Speaker 03

  I told you, it sounds great.

• 17:48Adam Friedland?

  No. Okay, so, yeah.

• 17:51Speaker 03

  So I'm in, stuck in Washington, and I miss New York. MSNBC came along. They invited me to be on. I didn't even own a TV. I didn't want to be on TV, but I wanted flights to New York. So I was on MSNBC their very first day, and for, I don't know, a year and a half, two years, I'd fly up every few... Oh, Senate was in recess for like, all of the year, because it was 1996 presidential election year. So I kept coming up to New York. And, and that's kind of how it started. But, I mean, they kept firing me, and I kept saying, okay, fine, I'll just go back to practicing law. And then Human Events came to me and asked me to be their legal columnist. And then Regnery came to me and said, "Hey, you've been writing a lot about Clinton. Why don't you write a book on this?" And I wrote

• 18:30Adam Friedland?

  High Crimes and Misdemeanors.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  My first smash bestseller.

• 18:33Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 18:33Speaker 03

  But I never applied...

• 18:35Adam Friedland?

  You're a Woody Allen fan?

• 18:39Adam Friedland?

  Crimes of it was the movie, right?

• 18:41Speaker 03

  It's also a line from the Constitution.

• 18:43Adam Friedland?

  I don't know what the hell is, of course, I know. But that's interesting, because that's the first time I became aware of you. It was a smash hit. And you became like, you were the person that would go on the Politically Incorrect.

• 18:56Speaker 03

  That was fun.

• 18:57Adam Friedland?

  And I was telling you on the phone yesterday, you were shocking. Like, my parents were like liberal boomer Jewish parents were like, like, but she has long hair, she's a, why is she saying these things? Did you, what's interesting to me is that your first number one hit, right, banger, like, and foray into like being a firebrand conservative personality was kind of like advocating for a young woman against like a powerful man?

• 19:32Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:34Adam Friedland?

  Which is like, that was a, that was right wing, right?

• 19:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:37Adam Friedland?

  It was so topsy-turvy at the time, because in retrospect, like, like, I remember the way they talked about Monica, and they'd be like, she's fat, she's got cum on her dress. And in retrospect, like, she was 20.

• 19:49Speaker 03

  Oh, she wasn't the one I was fighting for, but I did feel sorry for her.

• 19:53Adam Friedland?

  Paula Jones, yeah.

• 19:54Speaker 03

  Paula Jones, she was the one who was really, well, that's because you have been fooled by the feminist movement, who pretend therefore powerless people against, ooh, powerful men. No, they, they write all these laws, making everything illegal, and then they only apply them to Republicans. So, for example, the reason I knew a lot about this is among the, the cases my law firm was saying at the time was defending men, professors often, on First Amendment grounds, who had been accused of sexual harassment for something they said in their lecture class. I remember one in particular, it doesn't really matter, but I was.

• 20:27Adam Friedland?

  What did he say?

• 20:28Speaker 03

  He said, he was describing what a simile is, and said, a simile is the belly dancers' belly moves like jello on a plate on a vibrator. I think that's what he said. But, you know, there are 200 people in the class, he's not sexually harassing you, Missy.

• 20:49Adam Friedland?

  I feel like, I'm like, this is like Keith Richards talking about like lead belly, or like, like, these are your influences, but, like, oh, yeah.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  But because of that, I knew a lot of what the sexual harassment law was, and it was utterly, preposterously ridiculous. There was one guy, this was found to be in a hostile environment, a single act, that was a big thing, the feminists kept arguing, that, no, you can't have a hostile environment with a single act. There were a million single act sexual harassment cases, including one of a boss who had a picture, a vacation picture of his wife in a bikini on his desk at work. And someone brought a lawsuit, saying that's hostile environment, I don't want to see your wife in a bikini. So the cases had gone very far in the other direction. Here was, I mean, you were, you were never allowed to drop your pants and say kiss it.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  It's not like we needed the feminists to tell us that, but that's what Clinton did, too.

• 21:47Adam Friedland?

  I did, actually, I did, I didn't know.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Oh, you needed that one, yeah. Well, it's a good thing I was out there.

• 21:51Adam Friedland?

  Gloria Steinem told me that, yeah.

• 21:52Speaker 03

  No, no, no, and Clinton, she said, you get one free grope.

• 21:56Adam Friedland?

  They really didn't show up for Monica.

• 21:58Speaker 03

  She said, you get one free grope, because when he dropped his pants and said kiss it to Monica, he took no for an answer.

• 22:05Adam Friedland?

  But, I mean, I guess like, it's like, you were, I mean, you're trying to say that you were like fighting free speech cases against feminists, but like, in essence, in the public, in the public forum, you were advocating for.

• 22:18Speaker 03

  Paula Jones. She was absolutely demonized.

• 22:21Adam Friedland?

  Yes, and, and in essence, that is like, in a 2025 context, that sounds not, it doesn't sound like a conservative punditry, it sounds more like a kind of, I don't know, like a second wave feminist.

• 22:35Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, you're, you're confusing.

• 22:37Adam Friedland?

  I'm making accusations.

• 22:39Speaker 03

  A real, a real abuse of power.

• 22:42Adam Friedland?

  Sure.

• 22:43Speaker 03

  With a lot of the BS cases, I'm, I think some of the original Me Too cases were, I mean, I haven't studied them carefully, but I think some of the first ones, yeah, that was real, that was bad, and then I think you got a lot of Johnny come latelys, and I don't believe them at all. Some other ones, this is extremely politically incorrect.

• 23:05Adam Friedland?

  That's funny.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  I mean, I knew about the Epstein case, apparently before the New York Times or anyone on TV did. It was, happened in Palm Beach, it was all over the Palm Beach Post.

• 23:14Adam Friedland?

  You, you saw him the day before 9/11?

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, I met him then.

• 23:19Adam Friedland?

  That, I, I saw you telling that story.

• 23:23Speaker 03

  It's very weird.

• 23:24Adam Friedland?

  First of all, he pulls up in a limo, it's raining, he said, Ann Coulter, can I give you a ride?

• 23:29Speaker 03

  And we know someone in common, he named someone I know. And the traffic was moving by 20 miles per hour, and I had to get home because I had an early morning flight, morning of 9/11.

• 23:39Adam Friedland?

  So, didn't, I mean, it's the, if it's the day before 9/11, didn't he?

• 23:43Speaker 03

  No, no, no, yes, day before 9/11, yeah.

• 23:46Adam Friedland?

  I mean, didn't he, him and Israel have like a lot of work to do?

• 23:48Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, it's weird he had time for me.

• 23:51Adam Friedland?

  How did he have so much time?

• 23:52Speaker 03

  Well, I didn't stay that long.

• 23:54Adam Friedland?

  Oh, man, I'm gonna get in trouble with that. Dad, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine missing the email from Israel if you're a Jewish guy going to the World Trade Center?

• 24:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, don't go to the World Trade Center.

• 24:07Adam Friedland?

  Gentle reminder, today is 9/11. I wouldn't go in, they'd say something like gentle reminder. Gentle reminder, I don't know if you've checked your calendars, but it's 9/11. We've been planning this, we got 18 Saudi guys, we took them to flight school, they only had to learn how to take off, so we got half off. We got a great deal on the flights. Well, we're just kidding. When you went into media and you became like a, a media personality, you kind of were the only game in town. It was kind of you and Rush. Is that, am I incorrect in saying that?

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Not really, but partially in the sense of, I mean, during Politically Incorrect, he had a good run, what was it, like 20 years on ABC?

• 24:58Adam Friedland?

  Bill?

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then at the end.

• 25:00Adam Friedland?

  He said that they were brave, Mohammed Atta.

• 25:03Speaker 03

  What he said was.

• 25:06Adam Friedland?

  He said that they were really brave.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  By the way, he was repeating what Dinesh D'Souza just said, by the way.

• 25:11Adam Friedland?

  That guy's smart, yeah.

• 25:12Speaker 03

  No. What he said was, don't, you know, stop calling the terrorists cowards, they weren't cowards. And Bill kind of laughed and said, yeah, no, you're right, they're evil, they weren't cowards. I think the truth of the matter, people were mad at America, average Americans were kind of mad at Bill for being, for the prior year, every show was. Guys love blowjobs, guys love blowjobs, guys love blowjobs, and people got a little fed up with that.

• 25:43Adam Friedland?

  Why?

• 25:44Speaker 03

  And I think that's, because what, what he actually said then, and by the way, I'd defend him, whatever he said.

• 25:49Adam Friedland?

  He's your boy, right?

• 25:50Speaker 03

  But anyway, no, I think he's great. It was all conservatives, he said, who were defending him, which I've often heard when people come under attack for, for free speech. But anyway, they have a party, I did his last show, and they told me they had counted up all the guests, and I was their most frequent guest. Okay, so the reason for that is, I'm going around to why I would have, Rush and I would have been, as you say, in a sense, the only game in town.

• 26:14Adam Friedland?

  We're the most famous.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  There were four seats at Politically Incorrect, one was for a comedian, one was for a wild card, one was for like a Hollywood person. There was only one ideological seat, because those people were obviously going to be liberals, there was one seat, we have to have one conservative. But the problem was, all these conservatives would come in from Washington, and, you know, talk a good game on, in the pre-interview, and then immediately capitulate in front of the Hollywood audience. Whereas, I clearly don't mind being booed, so I'd say what I thought, and that's, the show doesn't work if you don't have a conservative taking conservative points, so I didn't back down, and that's, I think, part of the reason.

• 26:52Adam Friedland?

  So you're making my point for me, right? Like, you were, like, did, did it feel like this was something new? Because it wasn't like Buckley, it wasn't like a elbow patch, right? Showbiz wise, you were cooking, you knew that.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  Which is funny, because I didn't have a TV, I didn't watch TV, which is why I was never nervous on TV. It was just like sitting around talking with my friends.

• 27:09Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Probably why I didn't back down.

• 27:11Adam Friedland?

  Well, because it's a stupid idea for a show, right?

• 27:14Speaker 03

  What is?

• 27:15Adam Friedland?

  A Hollywood person, a conservative.

• 27:17Speaker 03

  Oh, no, it was great.

• 27:18Adam Friedland?

  I did Piers on Monday, and I was like.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  That is not the same show, do not compare those two.

• 27:23Adam Friedland?

  But it's four people talking about some, like, what are you gonna accomplish? Yeah.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  Okay, I don't know who was on the show, so I will say, you accepted. He gets four idiots to yell at one another, and yell over one another, because apparently that creates viral moments. And actually, I used to think he was a really good interviewer, Piers Morgan on ITV, but I, I don't know, it, it is about the clicks on that show now, and I'm not gonna go on a show and have idiots yelling at me.

• 27:50Adam Friedland?

  Well, you could kill them, I could, I killed them. I realized that you just have to interrupt, and go like, no, it's not. Piers, here you go again. No, I thought he was a good interviewer. Do you feel like you've gotten your flowers as like kind of an influence on like modern punditry? Because in my mind, it kind of comes from, from like the way you did it, right? You didn't do it Buckley style, you did it in a, there was a mixture of like, you're kicking their ass, and it was, it was a hell of a, hell of a show, you know?

• 28:21Speaker 03

  It was fun.

• 28:21Adam Friedland?

  You were good at what you were doing.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  I know, it's really, there aren't shows like that anymore, liberals won't go on with me.

• 28:28Adam Friedland?

  There aren't ands, do you think there are ands?

• 28:30Speaker 03

  Well, I don't watch that much TV, I do a lot more of the podcast stuff, and actually, my, I mean, all of the, my remote controls are, you know, bolted to MSNBC, and that's just, you know, crazy people all day.

• 28:42Adam Friedland?

  That's funny.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  But they, liberals won't go on with me. In fact, I was just talking to Bill Maher, and he always tells me liberals won't go on with you. So I suggested to him, in fact, on the way to this studio.

• 28:53Adam Friedland?

  Did he?

• 28:54Speaker 03

  I have an idea, don't tell them I'm gonna be on the show.

• 28:58Adam Friedland?

  Oh, I thought you were gonna say, this guy, Adam Friedler, is really cool.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  That's a good idea, too.

• 29:04Adam Friedland?

  Do you know, so you don't know the new generation of like, you know?

• 29:09Speaker 03

  Not much, I mean, I have noticed, the hair and makeup people have noticed, and by the way, great hair and makeup here.

• 29:19Speaker 03

  There's no hair on makeup.

• 29:20Adam Friedland?

  Zach, can you do her hair? He's an intern. Zach.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

• 29:27Adam Friedland?

  Watching YouTube video on right-wing makeup. Can you?

• 29:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, we'll have a quick.

• 29:33Adam Friedland?

  Great hair and makeup here. What are you talking about? I'm a mentally ill person doing a make-believe Dick Cavett show.

• 29:41Adam Friedland?

  And the newspaper, the newspaper says that, because I'm, literally, they have no one else. They're like, this is the future of, of like, of, what did they say about me, Mitch? He's the publicist.

• 29:52Speaker 04

  The New York Times and The New Yorker said you're the future of late night.

• 29:55Adam Friedland?

  That's right.

• 29:55Speaker 04

  And they have no other option.

• 29:56Adam Friedland?

  That's right.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  I hear there's an opening at ABC.

• 30:00Adam Friedland?

  No, he's back.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  Not for long.

• 30:03Adam Friedland?

  Kimmel?

• 30:03Speaker 03

  Have you seen his ratings?

• 30:05Adam Friedland?

  No, I don't look at the ratings. I don't even know.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  Well, after all this, everyone was noticing.

• 30:09Adam Friedland?

  And I don't even know the name of Kimmel's show. Could you tell me? I know The Tonight Show and Late Night.

• 30:13Speaker 03

  I would not know where to find it. I would not know what time it's on.

• 30:16Adam Friedland?

  On ABC, maybe.

• 30:17Speaker 03

  But everybody looked up the ratings because he's losing so much money for ABC.

• 30:22Adam Friedland?

  He had a big one after.

• 30:23Speaker 03

  I think, like a lot of these things Trump is going after, like all the DEI hires, I think the law firms, I think the universities are all down on their knees saying, "Thank you, thank you. Let us get rid of these, this dead wood. We're so happy." And I think that ABC, I mean, unless it's just...

• 30:40Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but it's a little cowardly of Trump, right? If it's a low-rated show, it's not really threatening, right?

• 30:46Speaker 03

  No, I'm, I, I, look, leave Trump out of this. It was, I think it's out of...

• 30:50Adam Friedland?

  No, no, I won't.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  You won't.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Okay, I think he's magnificent now. Hated him his first term. Anyway.

• 30:58Adam Friedland?

  I loved him his first term. I hate him now.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  What Kimmel said was absolutely beyond outrageous. Again, for, for like 20 years, all political violence is either, actually, it's in my book.

• 31:10Adam Friedland?

  What did he say? But he made fun of Trump.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  In my book, "Demonic," which is about mobs and left-wing violence, I think that it's demonic. I go through all the political violence in America, and in there, I could say it. And that was before, you know, Antifa and BLM, and much less the recent assassinations. All political violence is either a stark, raving mad person, or it comes from the left, from anarchists, from socialists, from now Antifa, from BLM.

• 31:35Adam Friedland?

  Well, you're saying never on the right. Is that what you're saying?

• 31:37Speaker 03

  Yep. So, anyway, every time.

• 31:40Adam Friedland?

  Never one time?

• 31:40Speaker 03

  Recently, we've had...

• 31:41Adam Friedland?

  Actually, one time.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  I mean, it's a big country, so 200, you'd think there would be, but I can't think of one. Anyway, every time, the left goes out of its way to lie about the transgender, the left-wing politics. They did it with that guy, Jared, what's her name?

• 31:56Adam Friedland?

  What lie about the transgender? What do they say? That it's, there's transgender people? Or what do they say?

• 32:03Speaker 03

  No, they deny that these mass shooters...

• 32:07Adam Friedland?

  Are trans?

• 32:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. Read my column from two weeks ago. I go through what they say and what the absolute facts are.

• 32:15Adam Friedland?

  I don't know how to read it.

• 32:16Speaker 03

  Well, okay, I forgot that. You know, get Mitchell to read it to you. It's really good, Mitchell.

• 32:20Adam Friedland?

  So it's transgender people are shooting?

• 32:23Speaker 03

  That has been a recent thing.

• 32:25Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 32:25Speaker 03

  Let me continue with the topic sentence. We've had non-stop, awful, horrendous, shocking political violence from the left. And every time, The New York Times, MSNBC, CNBC, all of them are saying, "No, that, we think this was a right-winger." They did it with the guy who shot Gabby Giffords. The first one he shot out there, for one thing, he was a pothead, he was a lefty, he was an atheist. The first person he shot was a Republican, and he killed the Republican. Gabby gets wounded, so it's supposed to be right-wing violence.

• 32:56Adam Friedland?

  Wait, I'm lost. Wait, wait, okay, trans, then the left-wing, okay, Gabby Giffords was shot by who? A pothead? I'm just sorry, sorry, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not obtuse.

• 33:06Speaker 03

  Left-wingers commit shocking violence. Media tell us they're right-wing. I just gave you one of many, many examples.

• 33:14Adam Friedland?

  But people shouldn't kill each other, right? It's not nice.

• 33:17Speaker 03

  The point is, it would be really helpful, especially looking at solutions, and maybe looking at the media calling anyone they disagree with a Nazi, a fascist, a white supremacist, sexist, a racist. Maybe we could tone that down a bit, when all of the shocking violence...

• 33:31Adam Friedland?

  But you're the president, so don't kill each other.

• 33:32Speaker 03

  Comes from the left, and every time, the media says it comes from the right. And that is what Jimmy Kimmel was doing it, and he was doing it, and this is something that is very important for you, a comedian, to know. It is the sneakiest way to propagandize. If you just, if you just announce right now...

• 33:49Adam Friedland?

  Jokes about politics aren't funny.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  The shooter was, was right-wing.

• 33:54Adam Friedland?

  He's trans.

• 33:55Speaker 03

  Would look at that and say, well, he's trans-adjacent, his boyfriend was trans. People would say...

• 34:00Adam Friedland?

  Oh, you know, it's so complicated.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  Not complicated at all. It's way less complicated.

• 34:04Adam Friedland?

  No, I just mean, the world is complicated.

• 34:05Speaker 03

  If you would just stop mumbling over me.

• 34:07Adam Friedland?

  Anne, I love you. I just, I'm trying, it's, I don't like, it, you don't, someone killed the...

• 34:13Speaker 03

  I'm just giving you some really good advice on how to propagandize.

• 34:16Adam Friedland?

  I'm not, I don't do comedy about politics, because it's never funny, right?

• 34:20Speaker 03

  It doesn't matter. You can propagandize about anything.

• 34:22Adam Friedland?

  I talk about my penis, I saw my dad's penis growing up.

• 34:24Speaker 03

  You can propagandize about your dad's penis. It might really help him with the ladies.

• 34:27Adam Friedland?

  My dad has the biggest penis in the world.

• 34:29Speaker 03

  Okay, you're gonna help him with it. See, that would not work so well. But if you told a joke that was premised on the idea that your dad has a large penis, people sit back and think, if you just say he has the largest penis, they go, oh, it could be true, it could be true.

• 34:42Adam Friedland?

  He does.

• 34:43Speaker 03

  But if you tell a joke that assumes that everyone knows he has a large penis, that's how you get, that's how you do the best propaganda. That is what Kimmel did for a monstrous lie that has been imposed on the public for decades now. That's why he should be thrown off the air.

• 34:58Adam Friedland?

  Okay, but like, wasn't the joke that Trump was, talked about the ballroom renovation after they...

• 35:04Speaker 03

  No, that wasn't the issue. That was funny, for the first time in his life.

• 35:06Adam Friedland?

  But that was what, that's what he got in trouble for.

• 35:08Speaker 03

  No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't.

• 35:09Adam Friedland?

  I thought that's what he said.

• 35:10Speaker 03

  No, you have no idea. No.

• 35:11Adam Friedland?

  They asked him about Charlie Kirk, and he said, "We're redoing, we're redoing the ballroom."

• 35:15Speaker 03

  No, no, no, MAGA is politicizing this, when it was one of their own who shot Charlie Kirk. That's what he said.

• 35:21Adam Friedland?

  No, he said that they were trying to say that it wasn't one of their own. That's...

• 35:24Speaker 03

  Right. But, okay, either way you say it.

• 35:27Adam Friedland?

  I watched the clip.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  They're trying to say it wasn't one of their own, it was one of their own.

• 35:30Adam Friedland?

  But both sides were saying it's not one of their own, right? That's what happens these days.

• 35:33Speaker 03

  And there's an answer, Adam!

• 35:34Adam Friedland?

  What?

• 35:35Speaker 03

  You can't just, oh, both sides, and some people say Jews are, you know, eat little babies. Some Jews, some say they don't. Who's to say?

• 35:44Adam Friedland?

  We don't eat little babies.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  Who's to say there's no way of figuring out?

• 35:46Adam Friedland?

  She's out of her mind.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  Whether you drink the blood of Christian babies, no way of determining it.

• 35:50Adam Friedland?

  If I have stomach issues, as it is, I would...

• 35:53Speaker 03

  There are answers.

• 35:53Adam Friedland?

  Okay, but, listen, there is, you can't possibly claim that there, there is just one side that are killing each other.

• 36:03Speaker 03

  Well, we know about this one. No, no, no, just as a subject, no, I'm gonna make it.

• 36:07Adam Friedland?

  My opinion is that both people shouldn't kill each other.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  No, no, no. Duh.

• 36:09Adam Friedland?

  The Minnesota state senator and her husband got shot at their house, right?

• 36:13Speaker 03

  Oh, my gosh, you're so brave. You think people shouldn't kill one another? Thank you for that important point, Adam.

• 36:18Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, because I'm nice.

• 36:20Speaker 03

  To act like we have no idea what Tyler, what Tyler Robinson's motives were.

• 36:25Adam Friedland?

  I don't, I'm not saying that.

• 36:27Speaker 03

  You just did! Some people say one side, some people say the other. Who's to know?

• 36:32Adam Friedland?

  After Kirk got shot, both sides were trying to blame the other side. That's what I was saying.

• 36:36Speaker 03

  But there's an answer, so the plus side that's lying...

• 36:39Adam Friedland?

  We didn't know. We were waiting for the cops to say it.

• 36:40Speaker 03

  We absolutely knew by the time of Kimmel's show on Monday night.

• 36:44Adam Friedland?

  Don't be mad at me. I'm nice.

• 36:45Speaker 03

  No, you're not.

• 36:46Adam Friedland?

  Yes, I am nice.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  But it's both sides nonsense.

• 36:48Adam Friedland?

  It's not both sides. I'm saying in general, shouldn't people calm down and stop killing each other?

• 36:53Speaker 03

  Good point.

• 36:54Adam Friedland?

  I think so.

• 36:55Speaker 03

  That hadn't occurred to me.

• 36:56Adam Friedland?

  I think so. It's safer if people aren't killing each other.

• 36:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, and since one side is doing all the killing, maybe we should address that.

• 37:02Adam Friedland?

  But that's not true. You know that's not true.

• 37:03Speaker 03

  Yes, it is true.

• 37:04Adam Friedland?

  But mathematically, it's not true.

• 37:07Speaker 03

  Well, I'm not talking about every murder in the world. I'm talking about political violence.

• 37:10Adam Friedland?

  What, but the Minnesota state senator, like, a couple months ago?

• 37:13Speaker 03

  That was absolutely batshit crazy. It's like the guy who shot up Congress.

• 37:19Adam Friedland?

  He was a right-wing? I'm, I'm just asking. Listen.

• 37:21Speaker 03

  No, some, and by the way, I'll say the same thing on people who are slightly left-wing.

• 37:27Speaker 03

  The one, the Aurora shoot, yeah, Aurora, Colorado.

• 37:30Adam Friedland?

  That was a joker.

• 37:31Speaker 03

  There was a mu, yeah, just batshit crazy.

• 37:35Speaker 03

  Oh, well, I can say that on your show, right?

• 37:37Adam Friedland?

  What?

• 37:38Speaker 03

  I'm just kidding. I assume I can say anything.

• 37:40Adam Friedland?

  You can say anything on my show, anything you want. You're my guest.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  There was a Muslim who, who went into some Jewish center, this was years ago, shot it up. Turns out, he was totally schizophrenic. The family is apologizing. I don't just say it when it's a right-winger, therefore it's mental illness.

• 37:54Adam Friedland?

  Sure.

• 37:54Speaker 03

  Sometimes it's mental illness, and that, that happens to be a recent case. Yeah, that guy was crazy.

• 37:59Adam Friedland?

  Tyler was probably, if you kill somebody, you're crazy, right? Like, and I'm not, I'm not defending, I'm not defending the left. Anne, you're, you're projecting onto what I'm saying right now? I don't, I don't, I hate the Democratic Party, okay? Like, seriously. Like, they're so annoying.

• 38:14Speaker 03

  Okay, but it's kind of important, and especially when you have this propaganda going out, saying exactly what the opposite of the truth is. Because, by the way, that is not what The New York Times says. That is not what MSNBC says.

• 38:25Adam Friedland?

  The computer is making people crazy right now, right?

• 38:28Speaker 03

  I just wrote about that, too. No, no.

• 38:29Adam Friedland?

  People are crazier now.

• 38:30Speaker 03

  The computer is the greatest thing that ever happened to mankind.

• 38:32Adam Friedland?

  I agree. I agree.

• 38:33Speaker 03

  This attack on social media is complete BS.

• 38:36Adam Friedland?

  What, I, okay, I do think...

• 38:38Speaker 03

  That was this week's column. Would you keep up?

• 38:41Adam Friedland?

  Anne, I don't subscribe to the, to the, to the...

• 38:45Speaker 03

  dancolter.substack.com.

• 38:47Adam Friedland?

  I don't subscribe to the Daily Show.

• 38:51Adam Friedland?

  What I'm really saying is, I think that, like, like, like, I was talking to you on the phone last night, right? I used to get called like a fucking loser for liking politics, right?

• 39:01Speaker 03

  I told you it's a sign of a high IQ.

• 39:03Adam Friedland?

  But nowadays, all the dumb people are starting to do it.

• 39:06Speaker 03

  I know, I know.

• 39:06Adam Friedland?

  And that's, and that's all I'm saying. Like, people, like, it's become a thing where, like, people are yelling at the, the head of the, like, Department of Health and Human Services. I was telling you on the phone, like, last night, all day on the internet for $0, right? And so, like, by extension, maybe them killing each other is a product of people going fucking nuts, right?

• 39:27Speaker 03

  One side's gone a little more nuts than the other.

• 39:29Adam Friedland?

  And beyond that, we, people had to stay home for two years, and they were on their phones the whole time, and they went a little...

• 39:35Speaker 03

  No, phones are the greatest thing that has ever happened.

• 39:37Adam Friedland?

  So you're pro lockdowns?

• 39:38Speaker 03

  No, I'm pro social media and the internet, and these old fuddy-duddies saying, oh, get the kids off their phones, go touch grass. The two times...

• 39:47Adam Friedland?

  President G, President G, take it away, please. Please, please come here. I'm pivoting CCP.

• 39:53Speaker 03

  Well, he'd be better than my, than our current, anyway.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  What was I gonna say? The two things that drove, that drove stupid people to care about politics. Number one, the Bill Clinton scandal, because, oh my gosh, apparently, everybody has an opinion on blowjobs. And number two, Donald Trump, because there are a lot of mentally ill people who just hear his name. I mean, this is crazy, the most recent thing with the...

• 40:16Adam Friedland?

  Anne, how do you think the Bill Clinton, like, how could you have such an antiquated opinion, despite the fact that you're 22 years old? That's an opinion from the friggin' 1995.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  But also...

• 40:31Adam Friedland?

  Listen, the phone has driven people insane.

• 40:34Speaker 03

  No, it hasn't. It's, it's saved people's lives.

• 40:42Speaker 05

  There's this.

• 40:45Speaker 05

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• 41:08Adam Friedland?

  We're gonna do a section called bangers. I'm gonna, we're gonna walk you through some of the greatest hits. This is tip of the iceberg.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 41:15Adam Friedland?

  You're an maestro. You're, you're very... After 9/11, you wrote the US should invade Muslim countries and kill their leaders.

• 41:22Speaker 03

  And convert them to Christianity.

• 41:25Adam Friedland?

  How?

• 41:27Speaker 03

  We did it in South Korea.

• 41:29Adam Friedland?

  Who, Reverend Moon?

• 41:31Speaker 03

  No, MacArthur invited them in.

• 41:33Adam Friedland?

  The 9/11 wives were, were, enjoyed their husbands' deaths?

• 41:38Speaker 03

  I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths.

• 41:41Adam Friedland?

  Every single, my, my, single female friends, that's the thing that they would say.

• 41:47Adam Friedland?

  That's a jealous-ass girl thing.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  I don't know if you, well, you would remember this, you remember Clinton. But it was these four babes from New Jersey who were really getting off on being on TV. And their whole thing was to go on, and you can't criticize us because they're widows. And they viciously attacked everything George Bush was doing.

• 42:07Speaker 03

  But my point was...

• 42:08Adam Friedland?

  You call them babes, though?

• 42:09Speaker 03

  You know, a lot of people are, are widows from 9/11. How come, how about you don't put widows on if we're not allowed to respond?

• 42:18Adam Friedland?

  You're so mean.

• 42:20Speaker 03

  No, I'm not mean.

• 42:20Adam Friedland?

  Okay, you call Muslims towel heads, that's derivative.

• 42:23Speaker 03

  I wanna finish this point. This is a dirty trick of the left to use human shields to make their arguments. If you wanna make the argument against Bush...

• 42:29Adam Friedland?

  Hamas, they say.

• 42:30Speaker 03

  Somebody, put somebody out there I'm allowed to respond to and not, "Oh, but she's a widow. You can't respond."

• 42:36Adam Friedland?

  So she, they were being mean to Bush?

• 42:38Speaker 03

  They were, they were making politi, political points. They were trying to score political points for the Democrats. And we weren't allowed to respond because they were widows. Well, there were a lot of widows.

• 42:47Adam Friedland?

  We got them weapons of mass destruction?

• 42:51Adam Friedland?

  So you call Muslims towel heads? That's derivative.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 42:55Adam Friedland?

  Uh, you said, you, this is mean. US didn't kill enough Native Americans?

• 43:01Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, that's a recent one.

• 43:01Adam Friedland?

  That's a mean one, Ann.

• 43:03Speaker 03

  There was some Indian woman...

• 43:05Adam Friedland?

  They're all like, we were, no one even thinks about them. They're, they all have like diabetes and alcoholism.

• 43:10Speaker 03

  Okay, this was a retweet of this Indian chick going on about how her goal was the destruction of the United States of America.

• 43:18Adam Friedland?

  Who, Nikki Haley?

• 43:20Speaker 03

  Different Indian.

• 43:21Adam Friedland?

  You said women should lose the right to vote, Uncle Thomas over here. Do you have female friends?

• 43:26Speaker 03

  A few.

• 43:27Adam Friedland?

  Who's your best female friend?

• 43:28Speaker 03

  I first said that on Politically Incorrect a million years ago.

• 43:31Adam Friedland?

  That's a banger, though.

• 43:32Speaker 03

  There were girls in the audience clapping for me.

• 43:35Adam Friedland?

  No, I'm saying...

• 43:35Speaker 03

  Not all of them.

• 43:37Adam Friedland?

  You cooked on that one.

• 43:39Speaker 03

  I think I've won on that one. That's all over now.

• 43:41Adam Friedland?

  So you don't wanna vote?

• 43:43Speaker 03

  No, I want the rest of my gender not to vote. I'll give it up if they don't.

• 43:46Adam Friedland?

  You're better, you think you're better than the rest of them? You're the best girl?

• 43:50Speaker 03

  Duh.

• 43:51Adam Friedland?

  What about Sydney Sweetie?

• 43:53Speaker 03

  She's very hot, she could vote. But we can't...

• 43:57Adam Friedland?

  Oh, my God.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  Sydney and I, I think she'd agree with me.

• 44:00Adam Friedland?

  Do you know her?

• 44:01Speaker 03

  No.

• 44:01Adam Friedland?

  Hit her up, please.

• 44:02Speaker 03

  But I think she'd agree with me, we're, but we'd be willing to give up our votes if the rest of our gender does not vote.

• 44:09Adam Friedland?

  Okay, Ann, you said humanity should [BLEEP] the earth? What, Marilyn Manson? Humanity should [BLEEP] the earth?

• 44:18Speaker 03

  You know...

• 44:18Adam Friedland?

  That's great.

• 44:19Speaker 03

  If you're going to do my quotes, you gotta get the quote right. Every single one of these quotes is wrong.

• 44:25Adam Friedland?

  What's [BLEEP] the earth about? You make a hole in it?

• 44:28Speaker 03

  I didn't say humanity. I said it's in the Bible. God said, "Here's the earth, take it, it's yours, [BLEEP] the earth."

• 44:33Adam Friedland?

  God said [BLEEP] it?

• 44:35Speaker 03

  I'm paraphrasing, but wherever you go, somebody's gotta get a better website, because literally every one of those quotes you have wrong.

• 44:43Adam Friedland?

  I got this off of, uh...

• 44:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, mediamatters.com.

• 44:46Adam Friedland?

  Encyclopedia Britannica.

• 44:48Speaker 03

  Well, every one of those quotes has been wrong.

• 44:50Adam Friedland?

  You said Mussolini had the right idea?

• 44:54Adam Friedland?

  I don't, listen, I don't wanna tell you, artist to artist.

• 44:56Speaker 03

  Okay, now we're going into things I didn't say at all.

• 44:58Adam Friedland?

  I don't wanna tell you how to do your job, but there was a better one to say.

• 45:01Speaker 03

  But every one of your quotes is incorrect.

• 45:02Adam Friedland?

  You should've said the main one.

• 45:05Adam Friedland?

  Mussolini is like, that's like a...

• 45:07Speaker 03

  I, I don't think I've ever even talked about Mussolini.

• 45:10Adam Friedland?

  You tried to hit a double. You could've gone to the home...

• 45:13Speaker 03

  You know, Adam, I've said a lot of stuff that's really outrageous. I don't think you have to make stuff up.

• 45:17Adam Friedland?

  I feel like we're flirting right now.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  I have an idea, don't make stuff up.

• 45:20Adam Friedland?

  You said Timothy McVeigh should have blown up the New York Times building? I was just...

• 45:25Speaker 03

  Okay, I did say that.

• 45:26Adam Friedland?

  They put me in the, they put me in the, they wrote...

• 45:29Speaker 03

  Finally, you got a quote right.

• 45:30Adam Friedland?

  They wrote me, they wrote an article about me last week. You would've ruined that for me.

• 45:34Speaker 03

  In the New York Times?

• 45:35Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they said that I'm the Noam Chomsky of Generation Alpha or something, I don't know. They said I'm the Martin Luther King of Jews, or, okay.

• 45:47Adam Friedland?

  Oh, the Vivek one, that's, that, that got famous.

• 45:50Speaker 03

  Oh, that was a recent one, yeah.

• 45:51Adam Friedland?

  You said, "He's, he's, he's sharp, but you wouldn't vote."

• 45:55Speaker 03

  I said, I don't know where you're getting these quotes. I'll tell you what I said.

• 45:58Adam Friedland?

  It's not a quote, I just, I'm asking.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  Oh, um, I was doing this podcast and, um, I just thought of it right as he was introducing me, because I'd been watching the debates, he was in the debates. And I, I mean, he, I don't, I don't trust him as far as I can throw him, but boy, he was saying, saying things that sounded great, that I really agreed with. He is really sharp. Loved having him in the debates. And I said, you know, I think you've been great in the debates. I probably agree with you more than anyone else, but I wouldn't vote for you for president because you're Indian.

• 46:28Adam Friedland?

  And did he say that hurts my feelings?

• 46:30Speaker 03

  No, he waited until he was being interviewed by Ezra Klein for the New York Times. No, we argued about it.

• 46:35Adam Friedland?

  He was like, "I agree."

• 46:37Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, it was a good, we had a very good discussion.

• 46:40Adam Friedland?

  You don't think Indian guy ever be the president in America?

• 46:43Speaker 03

  Well, can they wait a few generations? You can't even become a citizen in Switzerland until you've been there for three generations.

• 46:50Adam Friedland?

  Well, they...

• 46:51Speaker 03

  And by the way, yeah, as soon as...

• 46:52Adam Friedland?

  Pick aside Switzerland. Switzerland, oh, we're neutral.

• 46:56Speaker 03

  Okay, as soon, as soon as Israel has a non-Jewish president...

• 46:59Adam Friedland?

  They've had non-Israeli presidents. Golda Meir's from Wisconsin.

• 47:04Speaker 03

  We've had non...

• 47:05Adam Friedland?

  Bibi's from Philly.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  We've had non-WASP presidents here, although the country was founded by WASP. That isn't the same thing.

• 47:13Adam Friedland?

  We had Kennedy, that bootlegger's son. And we had old Joseph Robinette Biden.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  I know, I always forget about him.

• 47:21Adam Friedland?

  Mr. Magoo.

• 47:23Speaker 03

  Because he forgot, too.

• 47:25Adam Friedland?

  I felt so bad for him. That debate was so embarrassing for America.

• 47:30Speaker 03

  Oh, man, that was the greatest night of my life.

• 47:32Adam Friedland?

  In front of the rest of the world, you liked it?

• 47:33Speaker 03

  I loved it.

• 47:33Adam Friedland?

  But I'm a, listen, I'm a patriot, first and foremost. We just look like dumbasses.

• 47:39Speaker 03

  Well, we looked like dumbasses having to be our president. The fact that the entire media and Democratic Party was hiding it from us, maybe they shouldn't have done that. It's horrifying that we had someone...

• 47:48Adam Friedland?

  No, behind closed doors, he was Stephen Hawking.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I know.

• 47:51Adam Friedland?

  Apparently, he was doing math that you've never even heard of.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  That's what they always say.

• 47:55Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but when the sun went down...

• 47:57Speaker 03

  They used to, do you know who Al Gore is?

• 47:59Adam Friedland?

  Yes, I know who Al Gore is.

• 48:02Speaker 03

  I feel like I'm talking...

• 48:02Adam Friedland?

  I know, I know more about Al Gore than even you.

• 48:05Speaker 03

  I mean, like, I'm talking to a fetus here.

• 48:08Adam Friedland?

  Do you understand that I'm one of the smartest people you've ever met in your entire life? And one of the most popular guys?

• 48:13Speaker 03

  Well, yeah. Of course, I wouldn't have shown up otherwise. Anyway, you know how he's totally stiff? And, um...

• 48:20Adam Friedland?

  Lockbox, yeah.

• 48:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. They kept insisting when he was running for president, "Oh, behind closed doors, he's like a stand-up comedian, he's unbelievable, the jokes really hit the stride in the bathtub." They always do this about Democrats. They said the same thing about Hillary, she seems like a real barrel of monkeys.

• 48:37Adam Friedland?

  How'd you feel when, when y'all boys stole it? You must've felt amazing. Brooks Brothers riot?

• 48:44Speaker 03

  They didn't steal it.

• 48:44Adam Friedland?

  They had guys wearing blazers?

• 48:46Speaker 03

  In fact, a year later...

• 48:48Adam Friedland?

  You stole it.

• 48:49Speaker 03

  Something you...

• 48:50Adam Friedland?

  You know you stole it.

• 48:50Speaker 03

  Apparently do not know.

• 48:52Adam Friedland?

  9/11.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  A media consortium, i.e. not my people, liberals.

• 48:58Adam Friedland?

  Jews.

• 48:59Speaker 03

  They spent like six months going through all of the ballots in Florida and found out that no matter how they counted the ballots, Bush won.

• 49:09Adam Friedland?

  I cried at school.

• 49:12Adam Friedland?

  Because you, because you, you stole the election.

• 49:15Speaker 03

  Nobody stole the election.

• 49:16Adam Friedland?

  It wasn't fair. I was in 7th grade, and some guy was like, [BLEEP].

• 49:21Speaker 03

  Oh, I am so with him. Can we get him here?

• 49:25Adam Friedland?

  Can you walk us through cooking up a banger? Like, when you're cooking up a big one? Like, are you in a lair or something?

• 49:34Adam Friedland?

  Do you have like a condolabra and like...

• 49:36Speaker 03

  It never really gets cooked up, it just come, I get...

• 49:41Adam Friedland?

  You feel a rush?

• 49:41Speaker 03

  I get angry about something, and this is how I talk.

• 49:44Adam Friedland?

  Does it feel good, though? You feel like flying?

• 49:47Speaker 03

  No, it just seems like talking.

• 49:49Adam Friedland?

  You know when some...

• 49:51Speaker 03

  No, I mean, what...

• 49:51Adam Friedland?

  You're good at getting their, getting them fucking pissed.

• 49:54Speaker 03

  Ask my friends, that's how I talk. In fact, what happened was I was very much censored under the old Twitter leadership, because I realized there were so many things... I'm about to tweet, I'm about to tweet, and my finger's hugging over, and I thought, "Oh, crap, I don't wanna get suspended again. Okay, I'll just email it to my friends."

• 50:13Adam Friedland?

  You should just say that you're on, uh, you should just say that you were on Ambien, like Roseanne.

• 50:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, that worked, that saved her show.

• 50:21Adam Friedland?

  That really saved, it was a good show. Wait, so, do you ever worry you're gonna, like, you'll run out? Do you get writer's block?

• 50:31Adam Friedland?

  Do you ever worry, like, if I run out? Because you don't repeat bits, you're, you're a woman of integrity as an artist, right?

• 50:39Adam Friedland?

  Like, the only thing left will be that word that you wanted to tweet.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  No, it wasn't a word, it would be a joke.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  Nobody says that.

• 50:47Adam Friedland?

  No...

• 50:48Speaker 03

  Maybe you do.

• 50:48Adam Friedland?

  I don't say that. I never have.

• 50:52Adam Friedland?

  I listen to the song.

• 50:53Speaker 03

  Well, that's why I advise young people today, don't listen to rap music.

• 50:57Adam Friedland?

  Oh, you're, rap is crap?

• 50:59Speaker 03

  You start singing along to it and suddenly you're canceled.

• 51:02Adam Friedland?

  Listen, if it's all white people there, come on, it's fun. Ann, you've never even listened to Drake?

• 51:11Speaker 03

  No, I've listened to a lot of it, but all these young kids start singing along to a rap song, and suddenly their, their college admissions are withdrawn, their faces are all over the internet, so stop listening to rap music, or hip-hop as they call it now.

• 51:25Adam Friedland?

  How do you say things like that, but you're only 21 years old?

• 51:29Speaker 03

  I know.

• 51:31Adam Friedland?

  I mean, I feel like when I look at like the talent tree that you kind of were at the genesis.

• 51:39Speaker 03

  Okay, now I love you, Adam.

• 51:40Adam Friedland?

  When I look at it, I'm like, they don't have the sauce. I'm like, you're kind of like, like, listen, like, fucking Laura Loomer, whatever, like, I just see like people trying to do you. And I'm like, granted, Laura Loomer is beautiful, okay? She's gorgeous.

• 51:58Speaker 03

  Okay, I know you're being sarcastic. She is not an unpleasant-looking person.

• 52:04Adam Friedland?

  She's not unpleasant?

• 52:06Speaker 03

  An unpleasant-looking person.

• 52:07Adam Friedland?

  She looks like she had a bee sting.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  I shouldn't have even mentioned this because of course you're gonna come back, but I'm not endorsing anything you're saying about Laura Loomer's life.

• 52:16Adam Friedland?

  Listen, we love her, she's gorgeous, but she doesn't have the talent that you have in terms of like, you really get them going.

• 52:23Speaker 03

  That's why they won't appear with me.

• 52:25Adam Friedland?

  Well, the thing is, is like, I feel like there's only one other person that's potentially on your level. And you know who that person is. No, not me. You know who the person is. In terms of like getting them like crazy, making them go crazy.

• 52:43Speaker 03

  You mean on my side or on the other side?

• 52:45Adam Friedland?

  One other talent on yours. I mean, it's a big one.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  No, they're, I mean, Ruffo does.

• 52:53Adam Friedland?

  Not like you.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  Oh, I think he does.

• 52:56Adam Friedland?

  It's this one.

• 52:57Speaker 03

  Tucker?

• 52:59Adam Friedland?

  No, it's number 45 and 47.

• 53:01Speaker 03

  Oh, Trump. Oh, yeah.

• 53:04Adam Friedland?

  Like, you are kind of like, it's kind of just the two of you in my mind.

• 53:08Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:09Adam Friedland?

  I mean, like, seriously.

• 53:10Speaker 03

  No, everything he is going through, younger people don't realize this, you do. Everything they are doing to him, I used to be the one who set that off, so I am totally on his side on the persecution.

• 53:23Adam Friedland?

  But he doesn't get in trouble. He gets away with it every time. You actually do get in trouble.

• 53:28Speaker 03

  What do you mean, get in trouble? I've had a pretty good career.

• 53:31Adam Friedland?

  You're far from MSNBC, and like, Trump gets away with it every time, it's awesome.

• 53:36Speaker 03

  He's not on MSNBC.

• 53:38Adam Friedland?

  Do you think at the end of the day, maybe because you're like a woman?

• 53:43Speaker 03

  No, I don't think, it has hurt me. I've had a pretty good career, Adam. About 13 New York Times bestsellers.

• 53:50Adam Friedland?

  I'm not saying you don't have a good career.

• 53:51Speaker 03

  Hasn't destroyed me.

• 53:52Adam Friedland?

  I'm not saying you don't have a good career, right? What I'm saying is, is that like, maybe...

• 53:57Speaker 03

  I haven't been prosecuted like Trump.

• 53:59Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but he gets away with it every time, it's awesome.

• 54:02Speaker 03

  That's not exactly getting away with it.

• 54:04Adam Friedland?

  Teflon dog.

• 54:05Speaker 03

  That's not exactly, they put him through hell.

• 54:08Adam Friedland?

  He's the president, though.

• 54:09Speaker 03

  Now he is, because they put him through hell.

• 54:12Adam Friedland?

  On a substantive level, is it true that like, his immigration policy was kind of inspired by you?

• 54:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, he asked for a copy of Adios America. And that whole Mexican [BLEEP] thing, I mean, I know you won't read it.

• 54:25Adam Friedland?

  You wrote Mexican [BLEEP]. Do you know him?

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Read that book. My publisher didn't want to publish it. The people who were recording my audio book, they were shocked and appalled. And now it's all over Twitter, it's coming, it came out of Trump's mouth when he came down the escalator. No, our southern neighbors have a little problem with child rape.

• 54:47Adam Friedland?

  Who, in like Mississippi, Georgia?

• 54:49Speaker 03

  Latin America.

• 54:50Adam Friedland?

  Oh, okay.

• 54:51Speaker 03

  No, you will not, actually, I looked those up. You will not see child rape. It's freakishly rare among white people. It is not in Latin America.

• 55:00Adam Friedland?

  I saw you, you have a concept that you're trying to, that you've developed called the American race, right? Listen, and I'm a pinko, right?

• 55:09Speaker 03

  It's not a race.

• 55:10Adam Friedland?

  Is that, you've spoken about that, I saw you speak about that.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  I've never spoken about that.

• 55:15Adam Friedland?

  Okay, but it's cultural, right? That there is a concept of like...

• 55:19Speaker 03

  American, yeah.

• 55:20Adam Friedland?

  American.

• 55:21Speaker 03

  That's why I say immigrants should wait three generations before bossing us around. We're the most successful, freest country in the world. Stop, listen, learn, observe how we do things. Don't, you know, come in and start bossing us around.

• 55:32Adam Friedland?

  Do you think of that as, me as first generation?

• 55:35Speaker 03

  No. I don't know, maybe you are.

• 55:37Adam Friedland?

  Do you think I'm a dirty immigrant?

• 55:38Speaker 03

  Dirty immigrant. No, I don't know what you are, but...

• 55:41Adam Friedland?

  Princess, please, please, buy my newspaper.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  Maybe if I knew more about you, I'd tell you I wouldn't vote for you as president.

• 55:47Adam Friedland?

  I'm Jewish, Lithuanian Jewish, but...

• 55:49Speaker 03

  I thought your parents were from South Africa.

• 55:51Adam Friedland?

  My dipshit ancestors got on the wrong boat. They thought they were going to Ellis Island, and they ended up in Africa. And then my dad got called up to go to Angola for the civil war, and then I was born in LA. Princess, buy my newspaper. Do you see me? Please, I have to go to the factory.

• 56:10Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm sorry, I don't think I'd take you for a president's daughter.

• 56:13Adam Friedland?

  I lose my arm, I lose my arm, I need a machine at the factory.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  Your kids, no, I think it would, yeah, your kids, they could run for...

• 56:18Adam Friedland?

  You think of me as America, right?

• 56:20Speaker 03

  Pardon?

• 56:21Adam Friedland?

  I'm pretty American.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  You're pretty American.

• 56:24Adam Friedland?

  I love America.

• 56:25Speaker 03

  Look, I'm not trying to throw anyone out. The question, the question with Vec is...

• 56:29Adam Friedland?

  Thank you.

• 56:30Speaker 03

  Who can run for president? And, yeah, I totally resent Jay Paul What's-her-name and Ilhan Omar. People from absolutely failed cultures coming and denouncing our culture. Are you, I'm with Trump. Hey, if you're so good at this, why don't you go back to your countries and fix it up?

• 56:49Adam Friedland?

  If you were in the failed culture, would you stay in the failed culture? Or would you go to...

• 56:53Speaker 03

  I wouldn't, look, I'm in a successful culture. I would not go to France and start telling them how to do stuff. I would not run for president of France. I would not go on TV and denounce them and tell them that all of their culture is terrible and we have to eliminate it, and...

• 57:08Adam Friedland?

  What did she say, Ilhan? What was the...

• 57:10Speaker 03

  Oh, it's a daily thing.

• 57:12Adam Friedland?

  She says America stinks. She's like, rock and roll's bad.

• 57:16Speaker 03

  Well, hates white people.

• 57:17Adam Friedland?

  She hates hot rods.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  Hates white people.

• 57:20Adam Friedland?

  She hates white people? She hasn't said it that way.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  I think she has.

• 57:24Adam Friedland?

  She said, "I hate white people."

• 57:26Speaker 03

  Well, again, that's like a Britannica quote of mine.

• 57:29Adam Friedland?

  But it is impressive, know that like, if you come from like a poor country and then you are successful, isn't that, it's kind of impressive.

• 57:37Speaker 03

  She's not successful.

• 57:38Adam Friedland?

  She could get into Congress.

• 57:40Speaker 03

  No, it's all Somalis voting for her.

• 57:43Adam Friedland?

  Well, yeah, that's the neighborhood.

• 57:44Speaker 03

  They, okay, they should all go.

• 57:48Adam Friedland?

  So they have to go?

• 57:49Speaker 03

  All of them. It's absurd that we're bringing in people and not even, I mean, it's far from not even asking them to learn our ways and to acclimate and to assimilate, but no, we're gonna have little ghettos of them, and they'll speak their own language there. And you have all these Somalis, including Ilhan Omar, coming out and saying, you know, my loyalty, I'm representing Somalia.

• 58:10Adam Friedland?

  Isn't it kind of just the same shit that they said about your Irish family, your full-blooded Irish fam, it's kind of the same stuff they said, no?

• 58:17Speaker 03

  No, I don't have full-blooded Irish family.

• 58:18Adam Friedland?

  But like, that, early 20th century, they were saying that about like, Irish...

• 58:22Speaker 03

  No, my ancestors just go back to 1640.

• 58:23Adam Friedland?

  Enough about that.

• 58:24Speaker 03

  And, oh my gosh, if only the worst immigrants we had were the Irish. Oh my gosh, we'd be in heaven right now. Yeah, and by the way, the Irish immigrants were a huge problem.

• 58:33Adam Friedland?

  Okay, but like, what I'm saying is this...

• 58:35Speaker 03

  If only that was for the worst.

• 58:36Adam Friedland?

  But they're like America now, right? Irish Italians and Jews coming into Ellis Island, they're really kind of American at this point.

• 58:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, we're probably talking about, what, three or four generations?

• 58:44Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but like, what I'm saying is, is like, people were saying the same thing you're saying about Ilhan Omar, about those guys.

• 58:52Speaker 03

  None of them, this is why I say, and by the way, they were absolutely, absolutely criminal and monstrous, the Irish. Jews brought us, you know, communism and anarchism. Italians brought us our first organized crime the country's ever had.

• 59:08Adam Friedland?

  Insider trading, too, we did that, too.

• 59:09Speaker 03

  So, they weren't, it wasn't all sweetness and light, and, oh my gosh, how could anyone ever say this? There was a reason to say, you better assimilate and get used to American, and who were the toughest on the Jews, by the way? The Ashkenazi Jews.

• 59:23Adam Friedland?

  The Nazis.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  No, in America, would you drop the Nazi stuff? It's not funny, Adam.

• 59:27Adam Friedland?

  We're obsessed with the Nazis.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  It's so not funny.

• 59:29Adam Friedland?

  I love the attention.

• 59:30Speaker 03

  That is so hacky.

• 59:31Adam Friedland?

  What do you mean hacky?

• 59:32Speaker 03

  It is so hacky.

• 59:33Adam Friedland?

  So Mel Brooks can't dress up in a Nazi uniform?

• 59:36Speaker 03

  I beg you to drop the hack jokes, you're a funny guy, that isn't.

• 59:39Adam Friedland?

  Listen.

• 59:40Speaker 03

  You keep thinking, oh, he's a Nazi, ha, ha, ha.

• 59:41Adam Friedland?

  The basis of Jewish comedy is Nazi, okay?

• 59:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's hilarious.

• 59:44Adam Friedland?

  What do you mean? You don't think, you don't think Mel Brooks is funny?

• 59:49Speaker 03

  He didn't say Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, every 10 seconds is his punchline.

• 59:53Adam Friedland?

  Do you think that...

• 59:54Speaker 03

  This is such a hack move, you're above hackery, so...

• 59:57Adam Friedland?

  Listen, and, do you think that like, maybe in the Warsaw ghetto, there were some guys that were really funny?

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  Yes, they did assimilate, and they didn't try running for president when they first got here. In fact, many of them were a problem, but I also want to go back to, do you really think there's not a difference in Europeans, be they Jewish, Italian, and Irish, and someone from Somalia?

• 1:00:22Adam Friedland?

  They're black?

• 1:00:23Speaker 03

  No, it's a very different culture.

• 1:00:26Adam Friedland?

  But what I'm saying is, is kind of arbitrary, right? Unless you factor in like...

• 1:00:29Speaker 03

  No, it's not arbitrary.

• 1:00:30Adam Friedland?

  Unless you factor in like, the skin, right?

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  Well, where did the Industrial Revolution happen? Who invented the wheel and who didn't? There are things other than skin color, baby cakes.

• 1:00:41Adam Friedland?

  Jews did, what are you saying? Or the Irish? We didn't get the European Enlightenment for 100 years, because we were like, we're freezing cold and the Cossacks keep coming in and trying to cut our heads off.

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  As fascinated as I am with Jews, can we move on?

• 1:00:54Adam Friedland?

  No, no, we were not modern, we were not...

• 1:00:56Speaker 03

  Yes, I'm sure you were really horrible.

• 1:00:58Adam Friedland?

  We were, no, we were trash.

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  So were Irish and Italians, they were still Europeans.

• 1:01:04Adam Friedland?

  The Irish, what are you talking about? They were like, the British just like, were like, these people are disgusting.

• 1:01:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, and they haven't seen Somalis yet.

• 1:01:14Adam Friedland?

  The Italians, the northern Italians, the ones that came over then, the Sicilians and southern Italians, they were like, these people are disgusting. They're all the people that were told they were disgusting, those three groups.

• 1:01:24Speaker 03

  And yep, out there, someplace in the world, there was something even more disgusting.

• 1:01:27Adam Friedland?

  I don't know anything about Somalia, okay? I saw Black Hawk Down, I saw Captain Phillips, I'm the captain now. That's pretty much the extent of my thing.

• 1:01:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're lovely people.

• 1:01:37Adam Friedland?

  But it's just like, you can't possibly say that the Irish, and you even said that they contributed to organized crime.

• 1:01:42Speaker 03

  Italians, not Irish.

• 1:01:44Adam Friedland?

  And anarchism.

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  That was your people.

• 1:01:47Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, and then whatever the...

• 1:01:48Speaker 03

  Communism.

• 1:01:49Adam Friedland?

  And the Irish were just...

• 1:01:50Speaker 03

  The Irish were just monstrous criminals, illiterate brutes.

• 1:01:55Speaker 03

  Sure, look it up.

• 1:01:56Adam Friedland?

  Okay, what I'm saying is, that's trash too, right?

• 1:01:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, and it took like one generation to turn them around. Maybe two, all of them, all of them.

• 1:02:05Adam Friedland?

  Well, you know...

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  Because they came from a culture that had roofs, walls, indoor plumbing.

• 1:02:14Adam Friedland?

  They don't have buildings?

• 1:02:15Speaker 03

  They had the wheel.

• 1:02:16Adam Friedland?

  I think they have buildings in Somalia.

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, they have nice little huts.

• 1:02:19Adam Friedland?

  So, okay, there's that story of like the St. Louis, the boat, right? Of like people...

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  Oh, are we back to the Jews again?

• 1:02:27Adam Friedland?

  Well, let's pretend they're not Jewish. But like, if, let's say that there were some other guys that were trying to get away from the Holocaust. Do you think that as a, that it was a good thing?

• 1:02:37Speaker 03

  How much time do we have left and how many more Jewish questions are we gonna have?

• 1:02:40Adam Friedland?

  Well, there's a big Jewish question.

• 1:02:42Speaker 03

  And how many Nazi references are we gonna have?

• 1:02:44Adam Friedland?

  I'm not saying...

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  This is getting a teensy bit repetitive.

• 1:02:46Adam Friedland?

  This is, okay, listen, ask any friend, Zach, how much do I talk Nazis? Constantly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just a thing that we're obsessed with. Listen, I mean, it's...

• 1:02:57Speaker 03

  I'm so gonna need like a double espresso to stay awake for your Nazi jokes.

• 1:03:03Adam Friedland?

  Okay, we'll go out, we'll go for the, we'll go out for a double espresso after this, okay.

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  In fact, I write about Jews in Adios America as, as are some of our model immigrants. And Hollywood is one of the examples of that. They, boy, talk about assimilators, they do WASP culture better than WASPs do.

• 1:03:21Adam Friedland?

  They do?

• 1:03:22Speaker 03

  They took, yeah, Irving Berlin with all of the patriotic and Easter Parade, all those movies, Christmas in Connecticut.

• 1:03:29Adam Friedland?

  A lot of Christmas songs too.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Ralph Lauren, that is WASP style, the way no WASP has ever done it. No, if only the Somalis could be like that.

• 1:03:40Adam Friedland?

  Well, then, that's my question, like, what do you define as American culture? Because like, I think American culture is awesome, right? Like, that's why, like, when you hear like Adele singing, like, they do it in an American accent, right? Because we're the coolest, right?

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  I prefer King Charles accent, I think we should all learn it.

• 1:03:57Adam Friedland?

  But he, he's not a singer. What I'm saying is like, as a cultural exporter, American culture has been, has been awesome.

• 1:04:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:04Adam Friedland?

  Right? Like, rock and roll, we've done like sick things, but like, what do you define in your definition as like, what is American culture? And like, what is like, what is the thing that we have to preserve? And then what is the thing that's under threat?

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  Well, the thing we have to preserve is...

• 1:04:20Adam Friedland?

  And don't get, don't get mad at me.

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  No, I'm not, I'm thinking.

• 1:04:22Adam Friedland?

  Stop getting mad at me.

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Okay, cool. That was a thoughtful question.

• 1:04:25Adam Friedland?

  I'm nice, I'm a really nice guy.

• 1:04:26Speaker 03

  That was a very thoughtful question, I was thinking about it. No one's ever put it exactly that way. So, the American culture we have to preserve for the good of the country is one thing. The culture you're talking about, the movies, the music, the style, the fashions, the art, that sort of thing, that's a different kind of culture. I mean, I think it partially grows out from the culture that needs to be saved. And the culture that needs to be saved is, comes from the Magna Carta and Britain, it is a WASP culture.

• 1:04:57Adam Friedland?

  But those are political documents, those are cultural.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  It's a live, that's the culture that allows us the freedom and innovation and individualism to do all the other good stuff. And it's a very distinctive culture, and it ought to be examined by the rest of the world because it has produced this incredibly prosperous, successful, free society, freer than any other country in the world. But, I mean, this is part of what I, I said, I just thought of it now, to debate. Free speech is so not believed in the rest of the world. Unfortunately, it's not being believed a lot in this country right now. But it is something, or, or the right to bear arms. That is something that, generation after generation after generation of American, it is part of our DNA now.

• 1:05:43Speaker 03

  We get it, we understand it, we don't have to read a book to know what to say on the debate stage.

• 1:05:48Adam Friedland?

  It's awesome.

• 1:05:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:51Speaker 03

  So, that's, that free culture allows, and also, you know, getting high IQ people is a good help. So, you attach the, the high IQ people and you get this, this, I think, quite a magnificent culture. I also think part of it is the mix, which I write about in Adios America. And it's about the only good mix, you know, where diversity kind of works, and that is white and black people. We got so much of our culture from African Americans, from the slang, the styles, the music, the rock and roll. But that's, you know, part of, part of, one of the many terrible things about our mass immigration policy is, I refer to, to, to them as foundational black Americans. Black Americans have been in this country as long as white Americans.

• 1:06:36Speaker 03

  But now, we're bringing in immigrants from, they weren't all slaves, but...

• 1:06:41Adam Friedland?

  From Africa.

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  They weren't all slaves, but yes.

• 1:06:43Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:44Speaker 03

  In the, in the Northeast, they weren't, anyway. Yes, a lot of them were slaves, but they have been here from the beginning, they are part of this culture, and instead, immigrants come in, you know, 1975, and say, "Oh, we'll take the affirmative action. Oh, I'll take that job for the diversity officer at Harvard." And you know who are the worst? The Indians.

• 1:07:04Adam Friedland?

  So, you think I should go back to Africa?

• 1:07:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I hear things are going great.

• 1:07:09Adam Friedland?

  You're so mean. Do you feel, do you feel like, like, I don't know, like, don't get mad at me. But why do you like being mean?

• 1:07:20Speaker 03

  My favorite thing about you is...

• 1:07:23Adam Friedland?

  What? Like, what happens?

• 1:07:25Speaker 03

  You're constantly telling me, "Don't get mad at me."

• 1:07:27Adam Friedland?

  When did you start being mean?

• 1:07:28Speaker 03

  I am not mean.

• 1:07:29Adam Friedland?

  You have been getting mad at me because you, I said...

• 1:07:30Speaker 03

  I am sweet and polite.

• 1:07:31Adam Friedland?

  Apparently, I'm trans shooters, or, I'm a trans shooter. I don't know, it's just like, don't you think like, sometimes you say something, you hurt someone's feelings?

• 1:07:38Speaker 03

  Um, you know, they've done studies...

• 1:07:41Adam Friedland?

  Like, maybe it hurts Ilhan Omar's feelings to hear someone say that.

• 1:07:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, and they're really worried about white Americans' feelings.

• 1:07:47Adam Friedland?

  How do you know? You never met her.

• 1:07:49Speaker 03

  I know the things she says about white Americans.

• 1:07:52Adam Friedland?

  I don't know if she says it that way.

• 1:07:53Speaker 03

  But anyway, on, do I worry that it hurts people's feelings? So, there are all these studies on the differences in men and women, but we are biologically very different. And one of the biggest ones is, besides, you know, the pickle jar test, is males will always, if the question is, are you more interested in the truth or people's feelings? Males say, no, the truth. And females overwhelmingly say, feelings, we don't care about the truth.

• 1:08:19Adam Friedland?

  But it's not nice to hurt people's feelings.

• 1:08:21Speaker 03

  It's not nice to lie.

• 1:08:22Adam Friedland?

  Well, like, okay, so if you see, you're, like, you live in New York City, right? And like, like, kind of one of the nice things I've always felt about living here is just like, most, it's like, we don't have a lot of space, most people are kind of leaving each other alone, right? Like, and there's a ton of different, like, I go to the deli, there's a guy from Yemen, he's not like, he's not doing like, like, terror, radical terrorism, he's just giving me, like, cigarettes, because like, freaking...

• 1:08:49Speaker 03

  No, they're great.

• 1:08:51Adam Friedland?

  Just like, I feel like, um, living in, in New York, it's like, you don't walk down the street and see some, some type of immigrant, you're like, oh, god damn it, that's, is it annoying for you?

• 1:09:00Speaker 03

  No, that's silly, but it's, New York, the poor cities have always been like that. But when it's like that in, you know, Utah, when it's like that in North Dakota, you are changing the fabric of the country. Yes, some number of immigrants, we've always had come in, and yeah, they've been great, but for one thing, we took slightly different immigrants, but mostly, we took them in smaller portions and allowed them and their kids and their grandkids time to get with the program. We're so not doing that now.

• 1:09:30Adam Friedland?

  But when you live here, and there's all different types of people, I, genuinely speaking, I don't have a problem with any minority group other than the Chassids. I mean, like, they're, like, the traffic, the traffic in South Williamsburg is, is terrible. They park their fucking vans in the middle of the street. As, like, they're bad citizens. They don't fix anything when it breaks in your apartment.

• 1:09:56Speaker 03

  The massive number of...

• 1:09:57Adam Friedland?

  They're the worst ones, we can admit. The rest of, the rest of everyone is, I'm fine with.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  No, the mass number of Venezuelan criminals were not like a blessing to this city.

• 1:10:06Adam Friedland?

  Are there Venezuelan criminals that bother, bother, bother you?

• 1:10:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know where the migrant hotel is? By Grand Central Station and the Yale Club and the Harvard Club? It became like one of the most dangerous areas in the city. And yes, they're raping kids, they're stealing from, going by in their mopeds, ripping people off.

• 1:10:25Adam Friedland?

  No, arepa, arepa.

• 1:10:26Speaker 03

  Arepa?

• 1:10:27Adam Friedland?

  Arepa. It's a food they eat.

• 1:10:29Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:30Adam Friedland?

  I don't think they're a [bleep] rapea. Cut that, um, I just think that, like, listen, you...

• 1:10:36Speaker 03

  You know what, you need to be on social media.

• 1:10:38Adam Friedland?

  The way they talk about, the way that, yeah, but that makes people retarded. The way people talk about New York City on the news as it's this like hellscape cesspit...

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  It's not on the news.

• 1:10:47Adam Friedland?

  You're like, you're talking shit about us, our thing, and it's nice here, we go to nice restaurants, it's pretty, we have the, you're going to, where are you going after this? Where are you going after this?

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  You know, it used to be, it used to be really great when New York was safe enough that the subway that taxpayers pay for could be used by people like me.

• 1:11:04Adam Friedland?

  There's always been people that poop their pants on the subway.

• 1:11:07Speaker 03

  I haven't been able to take the subway since 2020. No, it was perfectly safe for me, it is not now.

• 1:11:10Adam Friedland?

  There's always been people pooping their pants.

• 1:11:12Speaker 03

  I could have taken the subway at any hour during Bloomberg, any hour.

• 1:11:16Adam Friedland?

  Okay.

• 1:11:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a problem.

• 1:11:18Adam Friedland?

  Where are you going after this, Ann?

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  None of your beeswax, Adam.

• 1:11:21Adam Friedland?

  You're going to the opera, right?

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

  None of your beeswax.

• 1:11:24Adam Friedland?

  And what, what, is it, it's like La Traviata or something? You're going to like a classical opera, kind of classical Western culture? No, no, what, what opera is it?

• 1:11:35Adam Friedland?

  Just say it.

• 1:11:36Speaker 03

  Okay, neither of us are wild about it.

• 1:11:38Adam Friedland?

  Just say your thing.

• 1:11:38Speaker 03

  No, it's a modern opera.

• 1:11:40Adam Friedland?

  A modern opera? You're fucking, that's Demi, you're Nancy Pelosi. A modern opera? Where are you gonna, what, are you gonna go, uh, drive, go into Prius to your modern opera?

• 1:11:53Adam Friedland?

  Anne, I just think that you're from New York, right? Like with the, the American cul- you don't go to NASCAR.

• 1:12:00Speaker 03

  Oh, I'd love to.

• 1:12:01Adam Friedland?

  You don't go to like, you don't go to Iowa County Fair and eat like fried dog shit. You don't. You're like, you're like-

• 1:12:09Speaker 03

  Well, that doesn't sound very enticing.

• 1:12:11Adam Friedland?

  You're coastal, but all the candidates have to do that. They're like, we gotta eat fried dog shit.

• 1:12:16Speaker 03

  I don't think that's what they sell there.

• 1:12:17Adam Friedland?

  You went to Cornell, your friends were like cool gay guys. You're French, Anne. You're French.

• 1:12:25Speaker 03

  No, I bathe daily.

• 1:12:26Adam Friedland?

  You have more in common with a French than a Ohio fentanyl guy?

• 1:12:31Speaker 03

  No, I have more in common with anyone who grew up in Connecticut or the entire Northeast. Or Texas, or most of the South these days.

• 1:12:39Adam Friedland?

  What, more common than anyone that grew up in the Northeast?

• 1:12:43Adam Friedland?

  Alright, well, what about Las Vegas, South African Jewish guy?

• 1:12:46Speaker 03

  Wildly in common. The commonalities never end.

• 1:12:50Adam Friedland?

  Are you gonna hide me? When President Fuentes is trying to put me in Auschwitz 2?

• 1:12:57Adam Friedland?

  Please, Anne.

• 1:12:58Speaker 03

  Okay, I want a clicker on how many Jewish references and Nazi references we get.

• 1:13:02Adam Friedland?

  Oh, that, that is true. When they opened Auschwitz 1, they were like, this is too much Jewish references.

• 1:13:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:09Adam Friedland?

  I feel like we're best friends.

• 1:13:10Speaker 03

  I was too within 10 seconds.

• 1:13:11Adam Friedland?

  Let's play a game.

• 1:13:14Speaker 03

  I swear to God, if this has anything to do with the Nazis.

• 1:13:17Adam Friedland?

  It's a newlywed game, right? So you're gonna have to fill out like what my favorite movie is, book, song.

• 1:13:26Adam Friedland?

  And then I'll do yours, and we'll see who gets it right.

• 1:13:30Adam Friedland?

  Why don't you wanna play?

• 1:13:31Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm looking at it, I was thinking.

• 1:13:33Adam Friedland?

  Isn't it fun? You could put like, you know, the birdcage or whatever you think I'd watch. Okay, does anyone have a pen?

• 1:13:41Adam Friedland?

  This, this generation, they don't have pens anymore.

• 1:13:46Adam Friedland?

  I have to, I have to win Anne over one more time. She hates that I'm Jewish. We're annoying, Anne. You live in New York City. You live in Israel.

• 1:13:56Speaker 03

  Why would you come up with this, without having a pen?

• 1:13:58Adam Friedland?

  I have a, that's a, you're writing on a portrait that I have of Steve Harvey.

• 1:14:03Speaker 03

  Very nice.

• 1:14:04Adam Friedland?

  Thank you. I started painting during COVID.

• 1:14:06Speaker 03

  That is pretty good. Yeah, it was a good idea to come up with this game without having a pen out here. Wait, are you gonna do, okay.

• 1:14:13Adam Friedland?

  We're-

• 1:14:14Speaker 03

  Thank you. Okay.

• 1:14:17Adam Friedland?

  Okay. I have mine written down for you.

• 1:14:20Speaker 03

  Mine will be done in 10 seconds.

• 1:14:23Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 1:14:23Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14:24Adam Friedland?

  You're stereotyping? What are you gonna say, the Torah? I'm gonna stop, for the rest of our friendship, I'm gonna stop Jewish and Nazi.

• 1:14:33Speaker 03

  By the way, this pen is barely working.

• 1:14:38Adam Friedland?

  Are you gonna be funny, or you're gonna get laughs?

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  No, I think, I think I'm correct.

• 1:14:45Adam Friedland?

  Schindler's List.

• 1:14:46Speaker 03

  Okay, who's reading them?

• 1:14:48Adam Friedland?

  I'll read yours, and then we'll see. So let's do movie.

• 1:14:57Speaker 03

  Go.

• 1:14:58Adam Friedland?

  You first.

• 1:14:59Speaker 03

  No, you first.

• 1:15:00Adam Friedland?

  Anne, you first, please, it's my house, it's my, it's my game.

• 1:15:05Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm gonna give you all of them at once.

• 1:15:07Adam Friedland?

  No, no, no, we gotta go back and forth, it's, it's more fun that way. You have to go to your Democrat fucking modern opera, I'm sorry, I'm holding you back.

• 1:15:16Speaker 03

  I think it's more fun all at once.

• 1:15:18Adam Friedland?

  Best movie, what's my favorite movie?

• 1:15:20Speaker 03

  Sophie's Choice.

• 1:15:22Adam Friedland?

  No. Boogie Nights, Barry Lyndon, probably Kubrick.

• 1:15:28Adam Friedland?

  What?

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 1:15:30Adam Friedland?

  I like movies. Uh, Birth of a Nation?

• 1:15:36Speaker 03

  Dyer Van Frank.

• 1:15:37Adam Friedland?

  Falling Down, you might like Falling Down.

• 1:15:39Speaker 03

  No, all wrong. Book, Diary of Anne Frank.

• 1:15:41Adam Friedland?

  Have you seen Falling Down? Michael Douglas, he like kills all these people, and they do suicide, okay. Uh, Dyer Van Frank, no, it's not that good of a book.

• 1:15:50Adam Friedland?

  Me?

• 1:15:52Adam Friedland?

  I mean, what's the best book or my favorite book?

• 1:15:54Speaker 03

  I believe we're supposed to be playing the newlywed game, which would be your favorite book.

• 1:15:58Adam Friedland?

  I want a divorce.

• 1:16:01Adam Friedland?

  My favorite book is probably...

• 1:16:05Adam Friedland?

  I mean, I...

• 1:16:08Adam Friedland?

  I like, uh, what do you, and first of all, can you stop making Jewish and Nazi references with that? Okay, but-

• 1:16:14Speaker 03

  You are the one who came up with this game, and you can't think of an answer?

• 1:16:17Adam Friedland?

  This is not a Jewish or Nazi, uh, I would say, I mean, like, it's probably like The Counterlife, or like, uh... I think The Great Gatsby is incredible, like, like, I think it's probably the best book, modern book. Why? Do you like that one?

• 1:16:33Speaker 03

  Meh.

• 1:16:33Adam Friedland?

  It's about the American dream. You should check it out. Okay, uh, your favorite book? Mon Count by Adolf Hitler.

• 1:16:41Speaker 03

  Okay, and yours is Dyer Van Frank.

• 1:16:43Adam Friedland?

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:16:44Speaker 03

  Your song is something by, I forget his first name, Nicky Micky Friedman and the Texas J-Boys.

• 1:16:50Adam Friedland?

  Who's Micky Friedman?

• 1:16:52Speaker 03

  Look that up.

• 1:16:53Adam Friedland?

  Kinky Friedman? The one guy you met on a fucking panel with, for Bill? The guy, the Jewish cowboy that was-

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:17:01Adam Friedland?

  It's, that is, that is a whack one. Okay, your favorite, uh, song is, uh, Flight of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner.

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  Wow, I can't see the trend of this. Um, your favorite president is future President Shapiro.

• 1:17:14Adam Friedland?

  Uh, no, he's whack. Uh, your favorite president is Reich Chancellor Adolf Hitler.

• 1:17:22Speaker 03

  I can't believe you actually think this is funny.

• 1:17:24Adam Friedland?

  No, Anne, I'm just, I'm teasing.

• 1:17:26Speaker 03

  That girl in Will and Grace.

• 1:17:28Adam Friedland?

  What? Hottest girl?

• 1:17:30Speaker 03

  That girl in Will and Grace.

• 1:17:31Adam Friedland?

  Deborah Messing?

• 1:17:33Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 1:17:36Adam Friedland?

  She's beat. She's disgusting to me. I think the hottest girl? Uh, or hottest person, uh...

• 1:17:46Speaker 03

  Oh, hottest person.

• 1:17:47Adam Friedland?

  Reich's Chancellor Adolf Hitler.

• 1:17:51Adam Friedland?

  Anne?

• 1:17:52Speaker 03

  Oh gosh, you need a comedy writer. This is so hacky.

• 1:17:57Adam Friedland?

  I'll tell you a joke, real quick. You wanna hear one?

• 1:17:59Speaker 03

  Let me guess. It's about Nazis.

• 1:18:02Adam Friedland?

  No.

• 1:18:03Speaker 03

  It's about Jews.

• 1:18:05Adam Friedland?

  No.

• 1:18:10Speaker 03

  Oh, he's stuck for an answer, he can't do it.

• 1:18:16Speaker 03

  Oh, is Adam pouting? No, you can't do it.

• 1:18:18Adam Friedland?

  I told you that I'm a sensitive person, and I don't like mean people.

• 1:18:21Speaker 03

  If it's not Nazis or Jews, you don't, you're stuck for a, for a joke.

• 1:18:27Speaker 03

  And by the way, those aren't jokes. It's so hacky.

• 1:18:30Adam Friedland?

  Why? It's, come on. You don't think the Nazis, you don't think it's kinda funny that they went to Brazil?

• 1:18:41Adam Friedland?

  That's kinda funny.

• 1:18:44Speaker 03

  I am so writing an angry letter to the New York Times.

• 1:18:48Adam Friedland?

  How does a 22-year-old wanna write letters?

• 1:18:52Adam Friedland?

  Alright, I guess I'll just end it by saying, um, this has been the best day of my entire life.

• 1:19:00Adam Friedland?

  I didn't believe in the concept of a twin, twin flame, sorry, I'm crying. I didn't believe in the concept of a twin flame... Until you walked into my life.

• 1:19:11Adam Friedland?

  I wanna have a Presbyterian wedding with you. I wanna stop cussing. I wanna get a haircut.

• 1:19:19Speaker 03

  No, your hair is perfect.

• 1:19:20Adam Friedland?

  I wanna say Easter is right around the corner. I wanna say please and thank you and not mean it.

• 1:19:25Speaker 03

  Easter Parade by Irving Berlin.

• 1:19:30Adam Friedland?

  Anne Coulter, everyone.

• 1:19:34Adam Friedland?

  What are you doing, guys?

• 1:19:37Speaker 03

  There are three people here, they can't make that much noise.