#624 - Sketch

Sketch is a streamer and content creator from Houston, TX. You can see him on the latest season of the show “Inside” on Netflix. Sketch returns to talk about going to college football games all across America, how the viral reaction to his leaks prompted a “Sketch of the Union” address, and the truth about Lewis and Clark. Sketch: https://www.instagram.com/thesketchreal/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Prize Picks: PrizePicks: Go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/THEO and use code THEO to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Play Responsibly. Neuro Gum: Go to http://neurogum.com and use code THEO for 20% off your first order. Wonderballs: Go to https://WonderballsUSA.com and use code THEO for 25% off your first purchase. Modiphy: Visit https://modiphy.com/theo to get 50% off the last website you’ll ever need. Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo and download their new web browser Comet at https://comet.perplexity.ai/ ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Theo Von?

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• 1:26Theo Von?

  We had some remaining merch, and it's now available on the website, theovonstore.com. And thank you guys so much for your support. Today's guest is a streamer. He's a content creator. He's been on the show before, and there's nobody quite like him. He's America's little brother. I think that's who he is. And I'm grateful today to get to spend time with my friend, Sketch.

• 2:12Theo Von?

  Um, alright. Let's do our best here.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  Would you?

• 2:18Theo Von?

  Uh, yeah, lots happened since you were, since we, you and I hung out, man.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's been a, it's been a roller coaster.

• 2:24Theo Von?

  You were just over at Ole Miss, I saw.

• 2:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've been trying to do like a college tour where I go around, kind of do tailgates and then like stream from the field. I'm trying to like, uh, I mean, I just kind of like watching college football. So just trying to make it the job pretty much. Like that, that's kind of, uh, where I, I want to be, make it like the, like, like Pat, how Pat McAfee just like does whatever on ESPN, but just do that for my job. I don't know. I'm in the middle of like a, of a, just trying to figure out what's going on.

• 2:54Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 2:55Speaker 01

  It's gotta, sometimes it's hard to think about long-term.

• 2:59Theo Von?

  Yeah, well, I think, I know, like, we were, last time we kind of talked, like, and all, like, a lot or whatever, it had been, you've been thinking about getting into streaming, you know?

• 3:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:08Theo Von?

  And I think you were kind of like trying to figure out what that was going to be like. Has that been a good experience overall?

• 3:13Speaker 01

  Um, it's been a good experience. It's just like streaming, it's like so like instant gratification. So it like can be like, I feel like mentally deteriorating to a certain point, like, cause like people, you just sit there and like, uh, kind of like, you're getting instant gratification with like either the numbers of like viewers and stuff like that. And like, uh, that's like the only downside, but besides that, it's a fun job. I really do whatever, whatever. So when people ask me, like, they ask me on a TV show, they're like, what do you, what do you do? I was like, um, I just hang out with my friends pretty much and just stream it.

• 3:49Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 3:51Theo Von?

  And what are some things that we don't even recognize that streamers deal with that are like some of the tough things? Like, what are some things like, um, like, does your back hurt after it? Are there things where like, uh?

• 4:03Speaker 01

  It's a, it's, dude, it's smelling like shit. And then when people come up to you.

• 4:07Theo Von?

  Why? Are you streaming in a outdoors?

• 4:09Speaker 01

  No, you, well, you just start smelling, you like, uh, you just get pit smell. You get like bad breath smell from talking all the time and there's people come up to you and it's like,

• 4:18Theo Von?

  Oh.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  I try to, I try to keep my arms like this. The tighter I am, the probably the more I smell, the more I smell. And what I, I, you can't refute smelling bad on the internet.

• 4:30Theo Von?

  You can't?

• 4:31Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 4:32Theo Von?

  What do you mean by that? I don't understand what you can't refuse it?

• 4:34Speaker 01

  If someone, if someone says that you smell bad, or if there's a clip of you getting, say, someone going like to your, to your breath, like doing that, everyone's gonna think you have bad breath for the, probably like the rest of your life.

• 4:45Theo Von?

  Yeah. Dude, my friend, uh, his breath was just disgusting, dude, and he knew it and he liked it.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  He, he liked it having bad breath?

• 4:57Theo Von?

  He liked it, huh? He'd be like, you want this shit smoke? And he just

• 5:00Speaker 01

  Oh, he'd blow it right?

• 5:01Theo Von?

  Breathe right on you. He'd come, yeah, come up behind you, like on the edge of you, and he'd just hit you with some.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  Oh, it's like a shitstorm almost.

• 5:09Theo Von?

  Yeah, he was just like a little duty sniper kinda.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  No, duty sniper?

• 5:13Theo Von?

  Yeah, he would just fucking blast you out with it. And his girl, dude, he ended up dating a girl that had bad breath. And it was like, fuck, they loved that shit.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  They, they, it was like more of a probably acquired taste thing.

• 5:24Theo Von?

  I think once you go there, it's like, uh, and you, somebody else meets you. I bet it's nice to, first of all, you never have to brush your teeth, right? Your breath stinks so people don't come and bother you all the time. If people know your breath stinks, people leave you alone, dude.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  It is, it, that's, that's probably one of the positives. If you don't like being talked to.

• 5:43Theo Von?

  And then three, if you, if your breath's fucking horrible and somebody else's is, and you guys are just chewing on each other's fucking faces, like a couple little fucking rabid little shit ponies or whatever, I bet that shit's hype.

• 5:56Speaker 01

  The worst thing I've ever done to my lady is I would eat, uh, wasabi peas right before bed, and I wouldn't drink any water, and it would like kinda collect over here. And then in the morning, in, I, I gave her a kiss and it, and that, that was the first time I've seen a look of, of rancid, a rancid look of smell, like smell from her. I, I almost, I, it was, almost gave her the ick.

• 6:24Theo Von?

  That's that oral Iwo Jima you hit her with, huh?

• 6:27Speaker 01

  It is, it's scary though. That's, that's one of the things that you can't, you can't have bad breath, or you're, it's gonna ruin, like for me, for me, if you've like,

• 6:37Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  You, you blew poop breath in my face, I wouldn't be able to get over it for a while.

• 6:42Theo Von?

  I dated a girl who her breath smelled like ham a little bit, like, or a little bit of her mouth smelled like ham. So you'd be around her and every now and then you'd get a hit of ham.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  She probably has like, like a pretty nice hearty breakfast and then just rocks it for the rest of the day.

• 6:57Theo Von?

  I don't know. She didn't seem like a big breakfast eater, but I just, there was always this faint sense of ham. And there were moments where I liked it, like if we were outdoors and stuff. But I was, if I was at a movie and like every like seven or eight minutes you just smell a little bit of ham, it would just make me just, I don't know.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Give you a little nausea?

• 7:14Theo Von?

  It bummed me out. And you can't say to somebody, hey.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Your, yeah, your breath smells like ham. You need to fix this.

• 7:21Theo Von?

  Yeah, cuz then they're like, oh, you're crazy. Dude, do I look like a prison person with these?

• 7:25Speaker 01

  No, I, I, I do like the, I do like the, the revealing of the ankles. It looks like you should almost have like a ankle bracelet on or something.

• 7:33Theo Von?

  Ooh, I gotta get one, dude.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  We should get friendship bracelets.

• 7:35Theo Von?

  I gotta get something like that.

• 7:36Speaker 01

  Get something on her, on your ankle.

• 7:38Theo Von?

  I noticed your swag is up, dude. You chained out, huh?

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I went to Johnny Dang one time.

• 7:43Theo Von?

  How much was that?

• 7:44Speaker 01

  This, this one was thirty.

• 7:46Theo Von?

  Ooh, it's beautiful.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I was doing it in celebration. I'm from Houston, so everyone had, it's like, it's like a thing to do there.

• 7:52Theo Von?

  Yeah, you gotta do it. It's part of the culture.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Would you ever, what's like, you, would you ever buy jewelry?

• 7:57Theo Von?

  No, I bought these glasses or I paid for two pairs. They said it was get one free, but, uh.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  What's like your biggest thing you indulge on then?

• 8:04Theo Von?

  Probably.

• 8:05Speaker 01

  You collect anything?

• 8:09Theo Von?

  No, man. I, I gotta get some good hobbies, dude. I gotta get some good stuff popping. Um, I've been going to a lot of football games too. That's been like my new hobby.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  That is, it is, it's fun.

• 8:17Theo Von?

  It's so much fun, dude. Did you get to see Lane Kiffin down there?

• 8:20Speaker 01

  I wanted to. I didn't wanna go disturb him, but he, but he DM me after it was like, you should have said what's up. And I was like, I figured you were busy. I was like, I'm not gonna go put a camera up in the coach's face.

• 8:31Theo Von?

  Bro, Lane is like, he's one of a kind. Dude, I feel like he might've tried to set me up on a date with his ex-wife, dude.

• 8:38Speaker 01

  Really? Is she good, is she good looking?

• 8:39Theo Von?

  Yeah, she's, she's really good looking.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  And, and you're not, you're not dating Diego Pavia's mom, right?

• 8:46Theo Von?

  Yeah, no, they, it just never got set up really. I feel like I've tried to make myself available. You know, I just don't know, um, just can't get a clear answer from her.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:58Theo Von?

  You know, and also he and I are friends. I don't wanna upset the friendship. I don't wanna like sit him down and have a talk with him, you know, like clean your room, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't even know, like.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  That would be a little wild.

• 9:10Theo Von?

  But yeah, so it's like, you know, I don't want to press the issue. She's great. I feel like we might just be best as friends, you know?

• 9:16Speaker 01

  Yeah. I just saw the TikTok, so I figured. So you're dating around or what do you do? What do you do? You just?

• 9:24Theo Von?

  Yeah, 2025, I've been looking for love. It was supposed to be 2025. I was supposed to find a wife this year, but it hasn't happened.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  What's your?

• 9:31Theo Von?

  But yeah, dude, I think Lane was trying to set me up with his frickin' ex-wife. Dude, he put us in a group chat, right? And then he's like, I'll leave you two alone. And he left the group chat.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 9:44Theo Von?

  Welcome to the SIP.

• 9:45Speaker 01

  Did it work?

• 9:47Speaker 01

  Where is she? Miss Simi ladies are nice.

• 9:50Theo Von?

  Oh, she's a Florida girl. Actually, I do know that. There she is right there. Beautiful lady. Leila. Look at Lane, dude. God, he look like he used to own a horse or something.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  Did you shoot? Did you shoot a shot or did you?

• 10:02Theo Von?

  No, I didn't because I can't really tell what's going on. So I'm going to check in and see what's up, but. Yeah, that was just a crazy thing. He's like, I'll leave you two alone. And then he exited. It's like, like Homer Simpson just fading into the bush.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, fading into the bush and left you there to try to find marriage.

• 10:21Theo Von?

  Yeah, dude.

• 10:22Speaker 01

  You don't get on any apps.

• 10:23Theo Von?

  I'm not on the apps. You on them?

• 10:25Speaker 01

  Um, no, I got a girlfriend.

• 10:28Theo Von?

  Oh, you got a girlfriend?

• 10:29Speaker 01

  Yeah. We live together. It's pretty.

• 10:31Theo Von?

  What?

• 10:32Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 10:33Theo Von?

  Dude, when I saw you last time, you were barely drinking enough water. Remember your kidneys were bad?

• 10:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it's still my kidneys still suck.

• 10:39Theo Von?

  It is? It's because you're not drinking any water, dude.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  Drinking water now. I'm trying to. I've been drinking less. I've been drinking less.

• 10:45Theo Von?

  Less water?

• 10:46Speaker 01

  No, less alcohol.

• 10:47Theo Von?

  Oh, good.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  More water.

• 10:49Theo Von?

  Dude, remember when I saw you in Florida, you were just like kind of glitching by the curtains last time I saw you and

• 10:52Speaker 01

  It was.

• 10:53Theo Von?

  I was like, get that guy a cup of water. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta keep filling that bubble.

• 10:57Speaker 01

  I know. Once I start feeling a pain in my kidney, it feels like a kidney stone.

• 11:00Theo Von?

  Yeah. Oh, you're gonna roll dice out of that bitch one of these days, dude. You're gonna.

• 11:04Speaker 01

  Hopefully I'll roll a lucky seven or something. I feel like it's, this thing's gonna fucking, I don't know. I only got one kidney, so I gotta take care of it.

• 11:15Theo Von?

  Yeah, because that's what I'm saying. You down to that one bubbler, homie? You gotta, you have to stay hydrated. Dude, imagine if you saw a fish tank, right? And there's an inch of water in it and the fish are trying to live in there.

• 11:26Speaker 01

  That's pretty much what's going on because every time I pee it's really hot and then it's dark. So maybe if there's a doctor in the comments and they release. I I just don't go to the doctor a lot. Do you do you do you do that?

• 11:37Theo Von?

  You can go online. You can be you can get on there easy.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Tell me what's wrong with my kidney and my wiener at the same time.

• 11:45Theo Von?

  Bro, they'll.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  Does your kidney, your wiener, is that the same doctor? Is that different doctor?

• 11:50Theo Von?

  These days it's all in one dude. You can go to a dude who will fucking prescribe you. He'll they'll email you a fucking quarter blood. They'll email you. Uh, a little bit of TRT, a pack of fucking breath meds. They'll fucking they'll handle it all.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  They got it all handled?

• 12:04Theo Von?

  Dude, it's one stop shop.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  I was I was in Mexico and you could you could get like, what's what's the HD eight? Is it HGH? The health is health hormone. Where you get Jack or whatever?

• 12:15Theo Von?

  You can get that.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  You can just get it. You just get it.

• 12:17Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a cream now too. They'll rub it on you.

• 12:20Speaker 01

  Have you tried it before?

• 12:20Theo Von?

  HGH? No.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  I've never I can't try because I have one kidney, so I'll just be. Skinny fat for the rest of my life. I I like kind of like just have this awkward build.

• 12:31Theo Von?

  Yeah, but it's a solid build, I think.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  The one thing that gets me is my nipples like are kind of like off centered because I I lift one side a little bit harder than the other. So right now it's like. I'm a little lopsided that or have scoliosis.

• 12:46Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. Remember school? Did they ever check at your for scoliosis at your school?

• 12:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, they checked for that and a little bit more.

• 12:51Theo Von?

  Oh, really?

• 12:52Speaker 01

  No, I'm just kidding.

• 12:53Theo Von?

  If they check, yeah, sometimes they would check the front for scoliosis. I'm like, that's not scoliosis. This guy's a pedophile.

• 13:04Theo Von?

  If somebody was rubbing his crotch while you're like while.

• 13:08Speaker 01

  He's doing one of these.

• 13:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, it could get it. Sometimes the doctor, they they walk the line between. Uh, being creepy and re- re- well, not creepy, but.

• 13:21Theo Von?

  Oh, definitely, dude. It's it's scary out there. Dude, I remember one. We used to have one in our town and he'd be like, he would hold your penis while you coughed or whatever, and he wouldn't even report anything back to you.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  That's weird because he's supposed to grab your nuts.

• 13:33Theo Von?

  Is he really?

• 13:35Speaker 01

  Was he just grabbing straight dong?

• 13:36Theo Von?

  Yeah, dude.

• 13:37Speaker 01

  He just grabbing the Twinkie?

• 13:38Theo Von?

  Yeah, dude, grabbing the nuts is crazy. Pull that up. Are they supposed to grab the nuts or what if you're if you're with a doctor?

• 13:44Speaker 01

  I'm pretty sure. I don't know what's supposed to come down, but I think something from your intestines like comes to your sack and it moves.

• 13:53Theo Von?

  If I, if somebody grabs my nuts while I'm trying to fucking sneeze, I'll fucking punch them.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  I feel like that's like a trend though, that they don't do anymore. I'm sure like you have to go to school and they don't, they don't. They like you just have to, you just have to do that to go to school.

• 14:05Theo Von?

  Oh dude, when I was a kid, yeah, you'd have to go somewhere, they'd fucking polish your asshole, they would fucking hold on to your dick for a second and make you say the alphabet backwards. They had to fuck and they would rub both of these parts of your, under your, until there were lumps. I'm like, there's nothing there. And they would rub them for like 30 seconds as hard as fuck and then do all this. And then there would be shit there.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  And then, if, if, if, all those lumps, every time someone tells you about those lumps, it always just makes you schizophrenic. Cause there's all, it always, you're like, I can't tell if this is a lump or not.

• 14:37Theo Von?

  This one says, using both hands gently roll each testicle between your thumbs and fingers. Oh my God.

• 14:42Speaker 01

  So it would be like this.

• 14:43Theo Von?

  This is like you're shopping for avocados, dude.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  Be like Money Manziel.

• 14:46Theo Von?

  What?

• 14:47Speaker 01

  Right here. Look, maybe you look a little, little Johnny Manziel with the, with the testies. Maybe that's what he's, maybe that's what Manziel's doing. Clip that and send that to Johnny.

• 14:55Theo Von?

  Bro, watch this in 20 years, he's gonna be doing testicular cancer, like how to check for testicular cancer.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Is that what he's checking for?

• 15:02Theo Von?

  And he's gonna be doing this, yeah.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  Do they, I didn't know that. I thought it was like for, I don't know what it was for.

• 15:08Theo Von?

  Oh, that's it dude. And he's got a two on, two nuts, don't forget.

• 15:12Speaker 01

  That's exactly. Money Manziel, Dr. Manziel.

• 15:17Theo Von?

  He's great, man. I saw him down at, uh.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  At the Vandy game, right?

• 15:20Theo Von?

  At Vandy versus Alabama.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I, uh, I'm going to Alabama next weekend.

• 15:26Theo Von?

  You are?

• 15:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:27Theo Von?

  Have you been there to see a game?

• 15:28Speaker 01

  I've been in the facilities, or not in the facility, I've been around Tuscaloosa, I haven't been to a game yet though.

• 15:34Theo Von?

  Oh dude, it's, that place is unbelievable to see a game.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:38Theo Von?

  There's a lot of great places. Neyland is probably the. I mean, Ne-

• 15:44Speaker 01

  Where's Ne- what is Neeland?

• 15:46Theo Von?

  That's, uh, Go Vols, University of Tennessee.

• 15:48Speaker 01

  Are you a Vols fan or a Vanderbilt fan?

• 15:51Theo Von?

  I'm both.

• 15:51Speaker 01

  Or are you a Jersey slut? They're calling me a Jersey slut right now, but I'm just trying to get free beers at the tail of the game.

• 15:56Theo Von?

  Why, you just showing up to every team?

• 15:58Speaker 01

  I sh- I rock home team everywhere I go, yeah. I don't give a fuck, I didn't graduate, I didn't graduate college. Everyone in the comments like, "Oh, you graduated, you went to Mississippi State." It's like, I went to four schools and I got no degrees. So it's, it's not like I've, I have a sensitive accomplishment at any of these places.

• 16:15Theo Von?

  Of course, people, and the, the crazy thing is, some of these fanbases, they're like, there's people in the stands like, literally trying to overdose so their teams will win. They're like, you know what I'm saying, if we get to fucking, if they get it in the end zone, I'm hitting that Narcan, you know, it's like, dude-

• 16:27Speaker 01

  It's a lot better than the NFL, though.

• 16:29Theo Von?

  Oh, NFL's trash.

• 16:30Speaker 01

  It's so much, it's so much funner.

• 16:32Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  Like, the vibe of it.

• 16:34Theo Von?

  Oh, college is the best.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  I remember I was, when I was at Ole Miss, some kid just, no, some, some grown adult, just, I was on the sideline, just gave me a beer.

• 16:42Theo Von?

  At Ole Miss?

• 16:45Speaker 01

  At Uni- possibly, I don't-

• 16:47Theo Von?

  Right, can we say that?

• 16:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, what, I don't know.

• 16:50Theo Von?

  Dude, I'm going to Ole Miss this weekend for a game.

• 16:51Speaker 01

  You are?

• 16:52Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 16:52Speaker 01

  What the fuck? Which game?

• 16:54Theo Von?

  Uh, Ole Miss versus Florida.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  Oh, we're g- are you going for the night game?

• 16:59Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 17:03Theo Von?

  It's gonna be sick.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  I wanna go to that game so bad.

• 17:06Theo Von?

  Have you, do you-

• 17:07Speaker 01

  You know the lore, right?

• 17:10Theo Von?

  The lore?

• 17:10Speaker 01

  No, the lore about, oh, that Kiff, they want Kiffin there and all that shit.

• 17:17Speaker 01

  Well, Florida, everyone, all the Florida fans, I think that they're, they're gonna get Lane Kiffin.

• 17:20Theo Von?

  Oh, you think they're gonna be cheering, like, trying to-

• 17:23Speaker 01

  Well, the, the Ole Miss fans, they wanna beat the shit out of Florida, cause they, they don't want Lane Kiffin to leave.

• 17:28Theo Von?

  That's a good point, huh? I didn't realize that's gonna be the hype there.

• 17:30Speaker 01

  That's probably the best job in the world right now, is be a college football coach that gets fired. It's not gonna be Lane Kiffin, but like, like, what was it, Brian Kelly got fired, he got like, sixty million dollars?

• 17:41Theo Von?

  Dude, yeah, that's, bro, we gotta get fucking fired.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  We should start a football team.

• 17:45Theo Von?

  Oh, yes.

• 17:47Speaker 01

  You could be, you, you, we, you could start with like a minor league team and work our way up, or-

• 17:51Theo Von?

  What would our team name be called? The Rattlers, maybe?

• 17:54Speaker 01

  The Rattlers is kind of raw. That was my little league baseball team name.

• 17:57Theo Von?

  Nuh-uh.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  I swear.

• 17:58Theo Von?

  Wow, we were the Baby Cats.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  The Baby Cats?

• 18:01Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 18:04Speaker 01

  I don't know if that's scary.

• 18:05Theo Von?

  Oh, we were horrible, dude. We had one kid had the worst fucking asthma. We had to just, and you couldn't put him in the sunlight because it activated it and shit. So we'd have to like, we had to adjust the way the field was shaped so he could play a little. The whole thing was like, what the fuck?

• 18:19Speaker 01

  We had a, we had a kid kinda like that, but it was more of like a kid that was almost like Howie from Benchwarmers, like where like he couldn't really be in the sun.

• 18:26Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 18:27Speaker 01

  Like always had to wear long sleeve shirts and lots of sunblock and stuff like that. There's, I swear there's one on every Little League team.

• 18:33Theo Von?

  Yeah, there's.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  What is this? Oh, that, that tally.

• 18:38Theo Von?

  That's him. That's right. That's Nick Swartson right there. Played him. Nick Swartson's the best.

• 18:42Speaker 01

  Oh, that's, what? I just realized that.

• 18:45Theo Von?

  What's Nick Swartson right there? Um, do-

• 18:49Speaker 01

  Legendary role.

• 18:50Theo Von?

  Oh. Do any kids ever try to press you on campus? Have you had any issues like that or no? It's been chill?

• 18:54Speaker 01

  Um, no, they've always been chill because I wear the home jersey. That's why, yeah, you gotta, you gotta play into the favoritism. So I haven't been pressed, but there's not really a reason to press. I'm just bouncing around. And if someone like asks for a picture, I just go, can I get a beer? I drank probably 12 beers before I got to the.

• 19:15Speaker 01

  It's a lot of, it's a lot of people coming up to you.

• 19:18Theo Von?

  And are you having any water too? You're just having beer mostly?

• 19:20Speaker 01

  A little bit. I did, I usually do it until I get heartburn.

• 19:24Theo Von?

  You drink it till you get heartburn?

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got, I got, I got heartburn right now. I got here at nine. I couldn't check into my hotel until four and I'm on Broadway.

• 19:34Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. But two years ago, I said, dude, start drinking water.

• 19:38Speaker 01

  I've been drinking water. It's the, it's the, yeah, it's the, it's right here. It feels like I got shot in the stomach. I swear it's since I got my appendix removed.

• 19:48Theo Von?

  Damn, dude.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  That's not, I think that's not a conspiracy. That's, that's why I don't go to the doctors. Half the shit they say is bullshit.

• 19:55Theo Von?

  Dude, of course, dude. All you need is TikTok and a fucking good attitude and a Cash App account and you can fucking take care of yourself these days, dude.

• 20:04Speaker 01

  You, okay, this is like a true story.

• 20:06Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  But like, this is, this is like, ever since, like, how many people call me a lesbian? Whatever like

• 20:14Theo Von?

  Because of your looks or whatever?

• 20:15Speaker 01

  Yes, because of my looks.

• 20:16Theo Von?

  Sometimes too. Some lady the other day said, is that a wig on your head?

• 20:19Speaker 01

  But the doctor made an assumption at birth because I had one kidney. And the way my face looked and assumed and told my parents that I would like there was a high percentage chance that I was down syndrome.

• 20:33Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  What do you mean, yeah?

• 20:35Theo Von?

  I'm just saying.

• 20:35Speaker 01

  Like, because the, because the, like, because the, the lookers, because the Someone said, it's because like my, my eyes.

• 20:46Theo Von?

  No, I think you got baby eyes. You got eyes of like a

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Like almond eyes?

• 20:50Theo Von?

  Hmm, oh yeah, I forgot. You do have that.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  Well, I just gotta show you my baby picture. But that's why I don't believe half the shit that they say. And then when I went to

• 20:58Theo Von?

  If your eyes got that nut shape on them, that's a lot of the signature.

• 21:02Speaker 01

  Yeah. Other than I got, one time I got my appendix removed, and I'm not kidding you, to test to see if they, what was like, I had pain, they told me to jump.

• 21:11Theo Von?

  Oof.

• 21:12Speaker 01

  When I had appendicitis.

• 21:13Theo Von?

  And they probably laughed, huh?

• 21:15Speaker 01

  I jumped and I like, was like, almost shit myself. I was in so much pain.

• 21:19Theo Von?

  Hmm. And where'd you get your appendix removed? Who removed it?

• 21:23Speaker 01

  Um.

• 21:23Theo Von?

  Was it a sanctioned place?

• 21:25Speaker 01

  It was a sanctioned place. It was pretty great, except for I didn't know until after that they put a catheter in.

• 21:31Theo Von?

  Hmm.

• 21:32Speaker 01

  Did, do you, I guess that's

• 21:34Theo Von?

  They put a catheter in? That's a fucking pervert. It's some, because they go, I don't want somebody looking up my wiener. I'll tell you what's up there. I've looked up there, nothing buddy.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're gonna have to have like a, use a really small needle to really get in there.

• 21:46Theo Von?

  But you dude, if you're not drinking water, that's why they're doing all that shit dude, because you're not drinking any water. You're, the, the human body's 95% water. And you're out here fucking drinking Miller Lite and Kool-Aid and shit?

• 21:58Speaker 01

  Um, that's because it's a weekend.

• 22:01Theo Von?

  You're out here drinking fucking, it's been two years since I've seen you had the same problem, dude.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  Wherever you bring me to Nashville.

• 22:06Theo Von?

  You're out here drinking fucking Hawaiian punch every day?

• 22:09Speaker 01

  Nashville and you said you'd go down to one at, on Broadway is awesome. And what is there to do? There is just a, a, like, it looks like so an invasion of, of, of bachelorette parties. I like

• 22:23Theo Von?

  Oh yeah, you'll see some thick in boots, baby. A lot of thickened boots.

• 22:26Speaker 01

  I know, they're ready to march for something. March or party.

• 22:29Theo Von?

  Dude, I saw that clip of you standing on business in the hood, dude.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 22:33Theo Von?

  Was that tough? Was that a tough moment?

• 22:35Speaker 01

  Um, I don't, I didn't think I was in the hood. We were, we, we, so the background of story for that was, I was going to play, I was at Russell Westbrook's old high school. And I, uh, was going to, I was going to, uh, I was going to buy basketball shoes because I had a basketball game and one of my mods met me there and was like, hey, can I, can you buy me these shoes? So I bought this kid's shoes. I walk out and this guy like, it goes like, you're in the wrong hood. And I was like, what? Then I was like, he's like, you're in the wrong hood. And I saw he's, he was kind of fat. So I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'll push, I'll push back. So I said, what, what did I say?

• 23:19Speaker 02

  There you go. What, what did you?

• 23:25Speaker 02

  Wait, show, what'd you say that again? Show him? You're in the trenches right now, bro. You need to hurry up and get out of here. I just paid you the fee here. Why I don't give a fuck?

• 23:39Speaker 01

  Okay. I got him on camera. So in case we got shot.

• 23:41Theo Von?

  What kind of vehicle are you getting? Are you part of a funeral procession?

• 23:44Speaker 01

  No, it's, it's Uber. I got into the Uber Black because it was just like, it was a, it was a, it was an event that someone else threw. So they, they, they, they got the car for that.

• 23:56Theo Von?

  Look at you getting in there like it's a funeral. Like I'm late for, oh, I had to get these new shoes because, you know, Danny died or whatever.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  I was honestly scared. I was gonna get shot in the back there. I was like, please, please step on it.

• 24:09Theo Von?

  Yeah, that dude was pressing. That was, that didn't seem like a real guy. Go back to that guy.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't think, I think he was more, he was more joking back, back, hindsight, because he had his phone out too. So I knew he wasn't like really pressing, but I.

• 24:23Theo Von?

  Look, he hasn't even been in the sun. First of all, he's a Mexican guy with very pale skin. I don't trust a Mexican guy that hasn't been in the sun. And neither do other Mexican people.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  That is true.

• 24:33Theo Von?

  Bring up some really pale Mexicans because that should be illegal. Okay, first of all.

• 24:38Speaker 01

  They're actually, they're, I think they're, I think half of, I think there's like a, like, it's like half of Mexicans are pretty pale.

• 24:46Theo Von?

  No, but those are some of the women. You have to keep the sun off of some of them because they get pregnant and it can damage the child.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  Is that true? Or you just make that up?

• 24:53Theo Von?

  Bro, you, you ever see a pregnant woman just laying in the sun? Like on the side of the road or whatever? No way.

• 24:58Speaker 01

  That is true. That is true. I've actually haven't seen a pregnant woman in a long time. But I also just, you know, hang out at the club.

• 25:08Theo Von?

  So thank God, right?

• 25:09Speaker 01

  Well, I think it was a good, good thing that they're not there.

• 25:13Theo Von?

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• 25:54Theo Von?

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• 26:34Theo Von?

  And now you can even follow me on PrizePix @TheoVon. PrizePix, it's good to be right. Enjoy responsibly. You know, sometimes I just feel like my brain leaves the building. About 3pm in the afternoon, it just, you're like dang, where is my brain? I can't get a thought, I can't get an idea. I can't even remember my wife's name. And guess what? I don't even have a wife. That's when I want to take something. And I'm taking Neuro gum. Neuro gum and mints. Neuro gives you clean, focused energy without the crash, sugar, or sketchy ingredients. I keep a little pack of Neuro gum right there in my truck.

• 27:16Theo Von?

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• 28:02Theo Von?

  You can also find Neuro at CVS and Amazon. Enjoy it. Um, what uh, yeah, I'm trying to think of what else has been going on dude. Oh, I saw that um, I saw that you uh, that you stream a lot with Jinxie and Queso huh?

• 28:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, those are my boys.

• 28:19Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  Do you should, if you could get Queso, that'd be sick.

• 28:21Theo Von?

  Is he a neat guy?

• 28:22Speaker 01

  He's awesome.

• 28:23Theo Von?

  Yeah?

• 28:23Speaker 01

  He just doesn't like to fly and he definitely, he never leaves the state of Arkansas.

• 28:27Theo Von?

  Ooh, I love Arkansas, that's where he lives at?

• 28:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, he, he's uh, he's really cool and so is Jinxie. Jinxie's like the realest person I've met in all of content. Like we still cut, we still talk all the time. Um.

• 28:40Theo Von?

  Cause that was really, you guys really popped off together huh?

• 28:43Speaker 01

  Well, he, he found me at like, around a thousand viewers and then like, when I was with him, we'd get to like, I'd get to 10. When I was, when he was streaming, he'd get like, it was like a times where he'd have a hundred thousand people.

• 28:56Theo Von?

  No way.

• 28:57Speaker 01

  So we would be like, we, me and Jinxie would be streaming together and like on his account, he'd have more viewers than like Thursday night football. Like on Prime because it's on Prime. And I was like, that's, that's kind of what. Made us blow up.

• 29:10Theo Von?

  That's what's up dude.

• 29:11Speaker 01

  But uh.

• 29:12Theo Von?

  Dude, but having fun, like just being like that with your friends and having fun is so much fun, huh?

• 29:16Speaker 01

  It is pretty sick. It is, it is a dream job. Like I, I, I don't know, like, I feel like your job is like way harder. Like being a comedian, like you have to write, you have to plan, you have to practice and stuff like that. Like streaming, you can just go on and kinda like.

• 29:35Theo Von?

  But what are the side effects of streaming? Like, do you feel this constant pressure that people have to show up there on the stream? And what are some things? You said dehydration is one of the products of it, bad breath.

• 29:45Speaker 01

  That's one of them, but another one would probably be uh like you, you kinda get like this is maybe disassociative. Like you see like some views on the clips, you're like, you, you don't realize until you go in the real world and people like go like, oh, I saw you here. Like I saw, saw, saw you there. Like, I, I uh, I don't know. I was riding on my, my bicycle today and someone just came up and it's like, what are you doing here?

• 30:13Theo Von?

  Filming you?

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:14Theo Von?

  Yeah, I think stuff like that's kinda strange. I think, but it's almost like, I thought about this the other day. There's so much content out there that.

• 30:23Theo Von?

  Like I guess for you guys, especially as streamers, if you go out, you're in public, you're filming people, then it's not weird if they start filming you.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. No, it's not like, I don't think any of it's weird. It's more of like, um, like what, what'd you ask? Like the bad side effects or the good side effects or like the negative?

• 30:38Speaker 01

  Sorry, I have a peacock brain.

• 30:40Theo Von?

  No worries. Uh, no, no. Yeah. What are some things that we don't see like about streaming that's tough? Like, cause there's a lot of people like, I wanna stream, you know, I wanna be like, um, you know, I wanna be the next Fuzy or whatever, R I P. But it's like.

• 30:52Speaker 01

  Fuzy's not dead.

• 30:54Theo Von?

  Fuzy's not dead?

• 30:55Speaker 01

  No, he's reincarnated.

• 30:57Theo Von?

  You're lying.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  He's, he's jacked now.

• 30:59Theo Von?

  Sorry to laugh.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  You know Fuzy too?

• 31:00Theo Von?

  I thought he was ripped, homie. Dang.

• 31:02Speaker 01

  No, if maybe you're thinking about.

• 31:04Theo Von?

  No, this is him.

• 31:06Speaker 01

  He's jacked.

• 31:07Theo Von?

  Oh my god, he's alive. I don't care if he's jacked. Jesus, who gives a shit? Dude, that's the problem with young people today. They're like, they don't even care if somebody's alive or not. Like, he's jacked.

• 31:16Speaker 01

  I always knew he was alive, though. He's thriving. He's doing, he's doing better.

• 31:22Theo Von?

  That's not Montel Williams.

• 31:23Speaker 01

  What is on your algorithm? I would pay a million dollars to download your-

• 31:26Theo Von?

  Un-RIP, dude, hold on. Un-RIP, dog.

• 31:27Speaker 01

  Un-RIP him.

• 31:28Theo Von?

  Un-RIP Fuzi, homie. I didn't know. I knew it was a couple of times he died at a mall. He'd like, something at Ha- I knew there was, yeah. Somebody said he died near like a Build-A-Bear, like near a Bed Bath & Beyond a Bear or something.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  Has anyone ever started-

• 31:40Theo Von?

  A lot of those stores are merging now. You know there's a Bed Bath & Beyond a Bear? I'm like, what the fuck are we doing?

• 31:45Speaker 01

  That is, that is a good idea, though, because then you just converge all, like, you ever, it's like TV. Ever, same five people own everything?

• 31:52Theo Von?

  Yeah, there's like a Bed Bath & Beyond a Baskin Robbins now, dude, and you're like, this is fucking, but you go in there, it's just a Build-A-Bear with sprinkles on it.

• 32:01Speaker 01

  It's nice, though. It's like you go to, you go to Target, you can get, you go to CVS, and you can go to Starbucks or something?

• 32:07Theo Von?

  Yeah, all in one, dude. You can go in there, you can roller skate, you can eat, uh, some, uh...

• 32:12Speaker 01

  Eventually weed's gonna be illegal everywhere, and I feel like it's gonna be in CVS, and every place is gonna smell like weed.

• 32:18Theo Von?

  You think so? But dude, how weird is it gonna be, like, oh, look at these motherfu- look at these po' motherfuckers smoking that CVS joint? You over there, hit, you, dude, that would be me. I'd be in the fucking parking lot-

• 32:28Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm-

• 32:29Theo Von?

  In a Walgreens joint with my wife, dude?

• 32:31Speaker 01

  It's, uh, it, I guess it's probably, I don't know if it's expensive or cheap to make weed, but...

• 32:37Theo Von?

  It's gotta be cheap, dude. Look at the people that sell it, dude, when you think about it. Like, when you're growing up, the people that sold it, bro?

• 32:42Speaker 01

  I, I, I had some good, I had some good, uh, plugs, or-

• 32:46Theo Von?

  You did?

• 32:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were, they were, uh, they were actually funny.

• 32:49Theo Von?

  We had a blind dude that would fucking sell it in our neighborhood.

• 32:51Speaker 01

  I had a lady that would pull up, and she had a menu of like pizzas she could make you. And she'd drop off the menu with whatever you wanted, and it, like, she had her thing fully branded.

• 33:02Theo Von?

  Oh, that's Houston, though.

• 33:03Speaker 01

  That's some Houston shit.

• 33:04Theo Von?

  That's Houston shit. Ooh, let's put these glasses on and be blind for a second. Look at these.

• 33:08Speaker 01

  Is this a blind test?

• 33:09Theo Von?

  Yeah, to see if you can do it or not.

• 33:13Speaker 01

  I feel like Alan from The Hangover.

• 33:18Speaker 01

  Can you, how far can you see?

• 33:21Theo Von?

  I can't see at all.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  Well, my vision was still ass, but I could, I could see pretty... Like, you look like a three blind mice.

• 33:29Theo Von?

  You look like...

• 33:31Speaker 01

  You look like a...

• 33:32Theo Von?

  Oh, you look cool, dude. You're trying to be cool and blind? Don't be that fucking dude.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  I'm not trying to sit back. Do you want me to, should I sit back like that?

• 33:38Theo Von?

  Dude, nothing's crazier than that dude who's trying to be cool and blind, dude. He's like, he's trying to post up like he's not blind or whatever.

• 33:48Speaker 01

  That is, well, if...

• 33:49Theo Von?

  That's what you're doing, dude. I'm...

• 33:51Speaker 01

  If I had the money and I was blind, I would 100% pimp out a cane or something, yeah?

• 33:56Theo Von?

  Would you have a CNI dog? I'd have four CNI dogs, dude. I'd be like that guy.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  Oh, like the dog that get, oh no.

• 34:01Theo Von?

  Like in the Iditarod, that race, you know?

• 34:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, Alaska.

• 34:04Theo Von?

  Like, damn, this motherfucker's seeing for miles, bro. I'd have five fucking CNI dogs. Two of them would be cane corsos. And one of them would be a cocaine corso.

• 34:13Speaker 01

  You'd probably haul ass on those things. They're pretty fast.

• 34:17Theo Von?

  I'd be so fucking blind, I'd be a fucking boss. They're like, I don't even need to see, motherfucker, that's how dope I am.

• 34:23Speaker 01

  If you could pick one of your senses that you had to lose, which one would it be?

• 34:30Theo Von?

  Probably eating pussy.

• 34:34Theo Von?

  What was the question?

• 34:38Speaker 01

  Well, if you could lose any of your senses, that would be the feeling of, I don't know, is that taste or smell or, or feeling? That's, that's like three senses you knocked out right there.

• 34:49Theo Von?

  Look, you need a lot of them to do it like I do it.

• 34:52Speaker 01

  Oh, really? Oh, you got a, you got a Carnival Cruise buffet over there, huh?

• 34:57Theo Von?

  No, I'm just joking, dude. I have no idea, dude. I would probably lose...

• 35:04Theo Von?

  Well, let me see. First of all...

• 35:05Speaker 01

  Wait, so do you, wait, no, back, do you actually, you...

• 35:11Speaker 01

  You get in there?

• 35:12Theo Von?

  Do I do oral sex or whatever?

• 35:16Speaker 01

  You're friendly like that? You eat ass?

• 35:19Theo Von?

  Oh, whoa dude.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  Bro, you're fishing in the same spot. What do you mean?

• 35:24Theo Von?

  Bro, I mean, I've had a little, but I'm not like-

• 35:27Speaker 01

  What do you mean, like you accidentally like?

• 35:31Speaker 01

  Be calm down. You brought it up.

• 35:33Theo Von?

  Don't be the cool blind dude, dude.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  I'm not the cool blind dude. You put on glasses, immediately talked about eating [BLEEP]. Yes, you're trying to out, you're trying to out-ora farming.

• 35:42Theo Von?

  No, I'm not oral farming, dude.

• 35:44Speaker 01

  No, I'm not. It's not oral farming. It's not, it's aura farming. It's a good thing.

• 35:50Theo Von?

  Bro, whatever.

• 35:50Speaker 01

  It's like when someone thirst traps you. Sorry for interrupting you.

• 35:53Theo Von?

  Bet type shit, homie. No, you're good.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  Keep fucking with the motion. I'm just kidding. That's a TikTok. Welcome to the internet.

• 36:01Theo Von?

  But I will say this, dude. I just want us to both be, I don't want you to be the cool blind guy.

• 36:06Speaker 01

  I'm not the cool blind guy.

• 36:08Theo Von?

  You look at you right now. Tell me you aren't the cool blind guy.

• 36:11Speaker 01

  I can't see myself. Do I look pimp?

• 36:13Theo Von?

  But dude, they are-

• 36:14Speaker 01

  Do I pull up to Dave's Hot Chicken? You think they're letting me skip the line?

• 36:17Theo Von?

  All I can see is myself, homie. That's where your energy's at right now.

• 36:20Speaker 01

  That's what, that's why you're wearing sunglasses inside. There's power in that.

• 36:25Theo Von?

  Yeah. Dude, these are wild, huh? Yours look good on you though, man.

• 36:27Speaker 01

  I don't know if I'll take them off.

• 36:30Theo Von?

  What else can we talk about? Oh, you had a new Netflix show. What's going on with that?

• 36:33Speaker 01

  Oh, it was awesome. I just went to war with a lady, uh, Johnny Manziel's ex-wife and then-

• 36:39Theo Von?

  Oh, was that Johnny, was Johnny Manziel on that one?

• 36:41Speaker 01

  No, it was Johnny Manziel's ex-wife and that was like the-

• 36:44Theo Von?

  He has an ex-wife?

• 36:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, her name's Bree Tessie. She does like a Netflix show.

• 36:50Theo Von?

  Was, was Brianna Chicken Fried on that one?

• 36:51Speaker 01

  No, she wasn't. It was like, the people that were on this show, it was like Dwight Howard, um, Bree Tessie, uh, who else?

• 37:01Theo Von?

  Dwight Howard was on there?

• 37:01Speaker 01

  Mark Hasty.

• 37:02Theo Von?

  Was he flirting at all with you, you think, or no?

• 37:04Speaker 01

  Um, I thought the casting was not by accident.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  Hey, I'm not, I'm not gonna read between the lines. I saw Dwight Howard, I was like, okay, these motherfuckers know what they're doing and

• 37:19Theo Von?

  Type shit.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  There's one, there's one time, like, uh, I was like, we're walking around and Dwight said like, something like, he's like, "Skits, you got nice feet." And I was like, I was like, Dwight, you don't want to be in this clip. I don't know if you know, you do not want to be in this clip. Thank God I didn't make the cut.

• 37:37Speaker 01

  But it was a great show. It was a great show. And honestly, all the people that, like, I ended up fighting with made this show, so like

• 37:44Theo Von?

  Oh, really?

• 37:45Speaker 01

  I do like a little bit of drama on reality TV.

• 37:48Theo Von?

  Zack Justice was there?

• 37:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. You know Zack Justice?

• 37:51Theo Von?

  Bring up Zack Justice, let me see. I can't remember if I do know him.

• 37:55Speaker 01

  He's a, he's a YouTuber, um, and he's a, he's, he's really into script writing, too.

• 38:00Theo Von?

  I love this guy.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  He's awesome.

• 38:02Theo Von?

  That's, that's who I thought it was.

• 38:03Speaker 01

  He was, he was, he

• 38:04Theo Von?

  He's the best.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  I don't want, well, I guess it not, he, he, he, he did, he did great on the show.

• 38:10Theo Von?

  He's the

• 38:10Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna say how it ends, so you can

• 38:12Theo Von?

  Every time I see him, I, I just feel like I always want to spend more time around him. He's a great guy.

• 38:16Speaker 01

  He is a great guy.

• 38:17Theo Von?

  He's interesting.

• 38:18Speaker 01

  We're trying to, I, we're trying to think of a show to do together.

• 38:22Theo Von?

  Yeah, that'd be a great, I mean, he's just, yeah, but you guys are so like, uh, people love y'all, you know?

• 38:29Theo Von?

  On, on that show, I saw that you guys didn't have your phone for, how long was it?

• 38:35Speaker 01

  For seven days.

• 38:36Theo Von?

  Was that tough? What was that like?

• 38:37Speaker 01

  It maybe skits are frantic almost. Not like skit, it wasn't that, it was like, not having your phone was cool. You got to like lock into the conversations, but like, the game in itself, like, made you kind of like, cause you're cut off from the world. You can't really eat because the food's like shitty, and then like, they don't tell you the time of anything. So like you're, everything's kind of thrown off.

• 38:59Theo Von?

  So you could be eating a muff and you think it's breakfast and it's 1:15 PM.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  Kind of, pretty much. But it's like prison, the, the basis of the show is like, imagine there's 12 people locked in prison. Prize point is a million dollars, and then commissary is like high-priced things that can upgrade your lifestyle.

• 39:17Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 39:18Speaker 01

  So that's like the basis of the show.

• 39:20Theo Von?

  But not having the phone, did that start to tap in at moments where you're like?

• 39:24Speaker 01

  I didn't, I didn't mind it. I always wanted to play reality TV. I was locked in and I was like trying to, I was trying to get everyone voted off. That got me voted off like rather fast.

• 39:34Theo Von?

  So it was fun?

• 39:35Speaker 01

  It was fun. I'm just not good at making alliances.

• 39:37Theo Von?

  Hmm, why is that you think?

• 39:40Speaker 01

  Too much of a talker. And too much of, too much of an over thinker.

• 39:45Theo Von?

  And not enough water.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  Not enough, clearly not enough water.

• 39:49Theo Von?

  Bro, you gotta fuel that bubbler, homie. It can't bubble if there's no water.

• 39:52Speaker 01

  We were limited to two drinks a night there.

• 39:54Theo Von?

  And it was one of water?

• 39:55Speaker 01

  There were five grand apiece.

• 39:56Theo Von?

  Nuh uh. She had to, oh, she had to earn money to just buy it.

• 39:59Speaker 01

  No, it comes out of the prize pot. So if you wanna, if you wanna relax, you gotta, you gotta drop ten G's on the two drinks.

• 40:06Theo Von?

  Dang.

• 40:07Speaker 01

  That's what I spent my money on though.

• 40:08Theo Von?

  I respect that.

• 40:09Speaker 01

  Well, it's not your money till you win. That's how I looked at it.

• 40:12Theo Von?

  Yeah, I like that attitude. It's not your money till you win.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  Would you ever, you've done reality TV. Would you ever do like a Survivor?

• 40:18Theo Von?

  No, I got asked to be on a show. I think it was Mr. B Show or something. I didn't go do it. I don't know. I just have so much like, I just have too much, I'm kinda taking a break from doing stuff. Cause I've just been kinda burnt, I've just been like kinda burnt out.

• 40:29Speaker 01

  Burnt out on like doing content and stuff?

• 40:31Theo Von?

  Yeah, just like touring and stuff really took it out of me.

• 40:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:34Theo Von?

  For so long.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  Traveling can be.

• 40:36Theo Von?

  Yeah. I just needed a break, you know? That's what I need. Um, but yeah, that's pretty much been it.

• 40:42Speaker 01

  Do you feel, do you feel better when you're at home? Or do you, uh, like, do you like being, does, does being home make you antsy? Like you wanna be on the road again? Or how does, for, for me, it's kinda like that.

• 40:51Theo Von?

  It's kind of a mix, I guess. I think, you know what's weird is like I attach a lot of my, I think myself worse probably to like, if I am in, like,

• 41:01Theo Von?

  I think like if a woman is interested in me or not. Does that make any sense to you?

• 41:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, but like in terms of like, like, like an actual woman right now? Or like in terms of like your job?

• 41:13Theo Von?

  Um, no, like an actual woman. So I think it's like, I start thinking like, oh, I'd like to, you know, I think if I had like a- I don't know, it's all weird to say, it's like, if I had a relationship or something I was really focusing on, I feel like it would be more ni- like, nice to be at home because then it's like something I can start to work on and build a family and that sort of thing.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  Hundreds percent.

• 41:31Theo Von?

  But then, since I feel like um, that's not really happening in my life right now, which I'm not trying to, I feel like I talk about that all the time, so I feel like I start to seem like I'm like whining about it. But um, but so that part of me is then like, oh, maybe I should just go back out on the road, you know what I'm saying, there's nothing really.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, like trying to find, trying to, did you try to find, like uh?

• 41:48Theo Von?

  No, just because there's nothing like substantial here right now, let me just go work, let me just go work.

• 41:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, keep your mind off of things?

• 41:54Theo Von?

  Yeah, just because then, but then also, that's got a little bit of a trap, so, yeah, I, I, I think I'm just happy to be uh, at home, let things settle, let things chill.

• 42:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, and that's the way you can like wrap your mi- mind around.

• 42:06Theo Von?

  And I'll meet somebody.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  Like, yeah.

• 42:08Theo Von?

  Yeah, and give me a chance to wrap my mind around things, and even just to go to like SEC games, it's like, I didn't have a chance to do a lot of that for years, it was like, dude, I think I've gone to eight SEC games this year.

• 42:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:19Theo Von?

  I'm gonna go to three more before the season's over, I'll have been to an SEC game nine out of eleven weeks.

• 42:26Speaker 01

  That's insane.

• 42:27Theo Von?

  Of uh, yeah.

• 42:29Speaker 01

  And that's, that's, that's like all fun and stuff, like what, so like, when you do cool stuff, say like you do, do a big show and like you like, like you'd feel like accomplished, like who do you usually share, like, do you, who do you like, share that with, like? For me, like sometimes I like, before I had my girlfriend, I like, say like if I met like, I like, met someone big and I like, I'll be like, no way, like, this just happened, like, is that, is that like something like, like in a lady that you're like looking for, or like, or like, or is that something like you don't have, or do you want, or what?

• 43:00Theo Von?

  Like, so when you, when you say like share something, like say if I had a fun show, it is kinda weird, sometimes you just get back in your dressing room and you're just there and it's okay, like,

• 43:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:08Theo Von?

  Like my tour manager is great and like, um, you know, the other comedians and stuff, that's fun, so we had that bond, but it, there are definitely times where it's like, yeah, you get back home and.

• 43:17Speaker 01

  There's no one to ground yourself.

• 43:18Theo Von?

  Yeah, there's not that, there's definitely, you start to miss having some sense of home, right?

• 43:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:23Theo Von?

  And then you start to wonder, well, is that gonna be something that's in my life, you know, and it's not like, yeah, I could probably find someone, but you wanna like, you want it to be a, a good fit and then, yeah, can you get through your own like hurdles and stuff enough to make something like that work, you know, and uh? So.

• 43:41Speaker 01

  You you you think it's hard to date, is it a hard dating pool? Or do you think you got high standards? Or do you have like a guard up in terms of like just be with being like a public figure? Like like you're you're you you like harder to trust?

• 43:55Theo Von?

  No, I think I'll probably, I mean, I'll date like kind of just I.

• 44:00Theo Von?

  Oh, I don't, I think I'm good at knowing who to trust, kind of.

• 44:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:03Theo Von?

  And I think I'm good at, um. You know, I'll try to just meet somebody here or there. Sometimes it is hard to make the time for it. Um.

• 44:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, making time for it's definitely one of the hardest things about like.

• 44:18Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 44:18Speaker 01

  Dating and then where you where you and it's something where you have to travel a lot.

• 44:22Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  Cause then like if you have an animal, who's gonna watch the animals? Or like if who's gonna who's gonna be in the fort?

• 44:27Theo Von?

  Yeah. Also, like, I have to realize, like, I may have these expectations of things, but I have to let some of those go. It's like, you know, I think there's always been this part of me that's like, oh, it's gonna feel like whenever I met somebody when I was like seventeen or thirteen. Like, you know, there's always this this this kind of like romanticizing the issue, you know, or something. And then it's like, oh, well, I might meet somebody this way or this way. And it's like, I'm always in a way kind of setting myself up for a little bit of being let down in those kind of senses. I think just turning it over to God, letting, you know, just be like. You know.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  Letting your person come to you versus like really trying to look for.

• 45:05Theo Von?

  Yeah. And let me find ways to be in love with the world and being like, make make the best, like. Be a part of positive things like outside of like, um, what I want for myself.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, cause I I so I remember watching the clip of when you did the podcast with Saul and like that that. Babe, I didn't really ever want to like a relationship or anything. Vol- Vulcan?

• 45:29Theo Von?

  Oh, Sal volcano?

• 45:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, volcano. Or like I still can't pronounce it, but like when he talks about like having having like kids and like a family and stuff like that, like that. That stuff like, um.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  I don't know, it made me realize that I kinda wanted that and then I stumbled upon it. So it was kinda got lucky, but.

• 45:49Theo Von?

  Yeah, was it tough for you? I know like after like.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  After the, the, the leak?

• 45:54Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  Dude, I call that D-Day. And I call, and I call the announcement or by apology, the sketch of the union. Good branding, it was.

• 46:07Theo Von?

  Oh, the sketch of the union address? Oh, that was hilarious, dude.

• 46:10Speaker 01

  I, you don't know what I did that day was like, that, I found out that night, the Faze guys like came, got me.

• 46:17Theo Von?

  I remember that part.

• 46:18Speaker 01

  Banks called, like me, I was like trying to get to the airport, but it was midnight in LA, so there was nowhere to fly. So I was, um.

• 46:24Theo Von?

  And you were in LA?

• 46:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, so I was without family, so I was just trying to get back to my family. And then, um.

• 46:30Theo Von?

  Were they concerned about you or no?

• 46:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were the first ones I called, so they were like trying, trying to see how they'd get me back. And then, um, like my management group ended up meeting with like a PR person or like, you can kinda say, say hi or like try to do that. And I was like, ah. Feel like fighting this battle. So I was like, fuck it, we'll go live and just went live for 10 minutes. And those are the most viewers I ever had. We had 100,000 viewers. Sounds like, like, I feel like Kim K when I say that, but like, that wasn't the goal, but it was. Well, like, yeah, it was definitely, I was like, I'm like, when I, cause I let it load for a sec, so I could just, I didn't wanna like start.

• 47:13Theo Von?

  And were you milling around as it was loading, like doing like potentially low-key gay shit while it was loading?

• 47:17Speaker 01

  No, I was pacing around.

• 47:19Theo Von?

  Okay, I was just checking.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Oh, wiener was the last thing on my mind. I couldn't look at my phone, it was everywhere. Everyone, everyone texts me like, they're like, stay off your phone. I was like, don't worry, I know.

• 47:30Theo Von?

  But they're also texting you on your phone.

• 47:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, and they're being very, but like everyone that reached out to me, like it was like crazy amount of support I got.

• 47:36Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, dude. I remember everybody just a little bit concerned and just checking in.

• 47:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:41Theo Von?

  But because everybody just wanted to know that you, they loved you no matter what. Everybody's done some fucking wild shit, you know?

• 47:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, uh, and, uh, just happened on camera, I guess, but that was, uh, I don't know, that was, since then, it made it easier for me to date because then I feel like I didn't have to hide anything or like, like, like more open.

• 48:02Theo Von?

  Yeah, you just, and you also, you know.

• 48:03Speaker 01

  Not like open, like we do crazy shit or something, more like, like, like.

• 48:07Theo Von?

  Yeah, not like you're another one of Dwight Howard's rebounds or whatever, you know?

• 48:10Speaker 01

  To get Dwight out of this club. He's a great guy.

• 48:13Theo Von?

  I think he is, I'm joking, dude.

• 48:15Speaker 01

  No, I'm messing with you, I'm messing with you. I'm, I'm, I'm never serious. I think it's funny, I think it's funny. I do think that casting was on purpose, but, uh.

• 48:23Theo Von?

  Oh, they definitely.

• 48:25Speaker 01

  Oh, there was, there's a couple of dynamics of the casting that like, well, I, I kinda knew pre, preloaded in. When I was, because I was the first one in, um, like Zack Justice and this, uh, uh, another lady had like, uh, online feud.

• 48:40Theo Von?

  And they were both there?

• 48:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're both casted, so I was like, I kinda knew that right away. I was like, oh shit.

• 48:46Theo Von?

  It's gonna be interesting?

• 48:47Speaker 01

  I was like, let me sit back and watch.

• 48:49Theo Von?

  Oh, that's fun, dude. You can sit back and watch, dude?

• 48:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then, yeah, it was a, it was a fun time though. But, yeah, I don't know. What was the question before, uh, the D-Day whole thing?

• 49:00Theo Von?

  I don't even know. I just remember we had kinda talked about that because it had kinda had.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  Oh, the, the.

• 49:04Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, so the thing loaded in, so then you just kinda said, uh, oh yeah, you just shared what was going on.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  Well, it allowed me to be more.

• 49:10Theo Von?

  Yourself?

• 49:11Speaker 01

  Like, yeah, like, like, not like, like, in a, like,

• 49:17Speaker 01

  fluid way, more like, I don't have to like, worry about, or like, like, it's already out there. So people like already know, I don't even have to talk about it, like, or whatever. So it's like.

• 49:26Theo Von?

  Did you feel like people treated you any different after or no?

• 49:28Speaker 01

  Um, maybe some people, some people not, like, a lot of people that like, talked bad about me, like, have retracted since then. Because like, I didn't make it about. When I didn't choose for it to come, like I know I did it and post it online, but I didn't like, I didn't go drop it on my channel or something and then like, I don't know, that it was, I don't feel like anyone treated me any differently.

• 49:57Theo Von?

  Am I bumming you by talking about it? We can not talk about it if you want.

• 50:00Speaker 01

  No, I don't care. I don't care.

• 50:02Theo Von?

  Yeah, I didn't feel like you were uncomfortable, so?

• 50:03Speaker 01

  Well, no, because it links back even to like our first podcast, because like when I told you about that prayer, that was during that time.

• 50:10Theo Von?

  Yeah, I remember that, dude.

• 50:11Speaker 01

  So that was why I was like, I couldn't even talk about it then.

• 50:14Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:15Speaker 01

  So like, I was like, couldn't even open with you, but now I can openly talk about it.

• 50:19Theo Von?

  Yeah. Oh dude, there's been times in my life where it's just like, yeah, I like.

• 50:26Speaker 01

  And I'm sure it's like that with a lot of people, like for like,

• 50:30Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  Like, you know, like just like different, everyone has their different vices and stuff like that, or like they're different like things that they did try to keep hidden or like, you know.

• 50:42Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, we all have things that would make us feel, or that like for some reason have so much shame attached to them, or they may have shame, even though,

• 50:52Theo Von?

  it's just like, yeah, it's kind of, it's odd that we live in a society like that where, uh, because, yeah, the truth is you'd probably want people to just kind of share so they feel free, you know?

• 51:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:02Theo Von?

  But the amount of shame, I wish there was almost like a meter of the amount of shame we all feel like the things that are kept hidden, you know, or the things that we feel we need to keep hidden, you know?

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, like shame is one of the, shame and like what, like being nervous, like the two things that are like, I probably struggle with the most that are like things that like you can control, but like also you can't control at the same time. Like you feel the emotions, but like you can rewire your brain with like your thoughts, like.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  But like, but at the end of the day, like however nervous you are, it doesn't change the outcome.

• 51:39Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, huh.

• 51:40Speaker 01

  Same thing with the shame, like it's like you can wear the shame, like.

• 51:44Theo Von?

  You can feel so horrible about yourself, but it's not gonna really affect anything except for you.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:48Theo Von?

  I know.

• 51:49Speaker 01

  Like other people, like, you know, people come up to me and still show me, show me love or whatever, and I love them, but it's like, if I, if I wore the shame like 24/7, like it wouldn't, like it wouldn't do anything. Like I have that moments, but like.

• 52:05Theo Von?

  Yeah, I think there's things that you feel like you have to wear the shame. Like I know when I was growing up, I was so ashamed of myself.

• 52:12Theo Von?

  And I didn't even know why. I was probably ashamed of myself for even existing, you know, as a kid. Like I think I was in just such a place of like low self-worth. And of like, nobody teaching me how to have any self-worth about myself, or ever even having a conversation of like what self-worth meant, or what it even was. So to me, it was, you know, I just almost just felt so embarrassed to even be anywhere sometimes because of just kinda how horrible I felt about myself as a child, I think.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. Do you carry any of that still? Like, do you, do you feel like, like, do you ever feel like you're not?

• 52:48Theo Von?

  I don't, I think a lot of it's gone away. I think some of it's just age, getting older. I think ayahuasca, that kinda stuff helped.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  You really?

• 52:54Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. Going to therapy, that's helped a lot.

• 52:56Speaker 01

  Therapy definitely helps me.

• 52:58Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 52:58Speaker 01

  I started doing therapy. Well, I've always done a little bit of therapy, but I usually ghost him like a.

• 53:03Theo Von?

  Like the third or fourth time?

• 53:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:06Theo Von?

  Then you're ghosting.

• 53:07Speaker 01

  I feel good now.

• 53:08Theo Von?

  Then, then your therapist is with Sam and Colby trying to get in touch with you on a Ouija board after that?

• 53:12Speaker 01

  He's damn near. I, I talked to, I, I, I re-talked to, like, cause I, I went and had a therapist, like, before I started streaming, and then I still, I have one now. And he was like, uh, he's like, because of doctor rules, you're not, you can't tell people who you're working with or whatever.

• 53:30Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 53:31Speaker 01

  And he said he saw me on TV one time and wanted to tell his wife, but he couldn't. And I was like.

• 53:37Theo Von?

  He's like, look at this handsome little woman.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's exactly what he thought.

• 53:42Theo Von?

  Look at this handsome softball coach right here. Bro, low-key, you do, now I'm really feeling it, dude. I could see you as like kind of a white Filipino lesbian.

• 53:53Speaker 01

  I'm a little Mexican, but like, I'm not like, uh.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  Is that?

• 53:59Theo Von?

  Sorry, that's the sound I feel like that that would like when you when you open your little lesbian eyes in the morning, that's the sound that starts off.

• 54:07Speaker 01

  That's the sounding thing. Oh, my God.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  I gotta change the way I dress. I've been getting a lot of shit for it.

• 54:14Theo Von?

  You need to do overalls. I'd go with overalls.

• 54:16Speaker 01

  No, no, now you're trying to set me up.

• 54:19Theo Von?

  I'd go with a tattoo, too.

• 54:20Speaker 01

  If you wore overalls, you you would get lesbian allegations out of the wazoo.

• 54:26Theo Von?

  Dude.

• 54:27Speaker 01

  No wonder you love eating pussy.

• 54:28Theo Von?

  There's nothing about it.

• 54:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's only talking about eating pussy.

• 54:33Theo Von?

  Bro, dude, all I'm saying, dude, you're way more of a lesbian looking than me, dude.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  Then you? But get right here.

• 54:40Theo Von?

  What?

• 54:42Speaker 01

  And then from the back, too. Yeah, that's what I thought.

• 54:46Theo Von?

  From the back? That's your old trick, dude.

• 54:48Speaker 01

  No, that's not my old trick.

• 54:49Theo Von?

  No way, dude. Keep me out of that, bro. I'm saying, dude, is this, bro. I'll say this, dude, you're way more le- dude, all you need is a you need to start getting you'd have a tattoo that says, this pussy don't run on.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, that is absurd.

• 55:05Theo Von?

  That's what you need.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  No, I'd have a tramp stamp for sure, though.

• 55:08Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:09Speaker 01

  I would have a tramp stamp and.

• 55:10Theo Von?

  What would it say? You have to have some wording above it, too. Bring up perplexity to bring up the best lesbian tramp stamp wording that you could have.

• 55:17Speaker 01

  It'd be like.

• 55:20Speaker 01

  What do you call those things like where it's just like, who's the red guy from Star Wars? It'd be like his tattoos.

• 55:27Theo Von?

  Queer, uh, [BLEEP] life. You can't. That's not it. That's insane. It says that.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  Is that what it says?

• 55:35Theo Von?

  Queer or lesbian pride symbols or phrases like [BLEEP] life or incorporating lesbian, trans pride colors or hearts. Okay, so you could have a rainbow, maybe. Bring up some great lesbian, uh, kind of, uh, what would you call them?

• 55:50Speaker 01

  Streamers or like just like?

• 55:52Theo Von?

  Just like something you would have on a tramp stamp if you were a lesbian.

• 55:55Speaker 01

  Oh, the lesbian tramp stamps?

• 55:59Speaker 01

  Or lesbian bumper stickers?

• 56:00Theo Von?

  Uh, these are good ones. Love is love. You are my today and all of my tomorrows. That'd be a crazy tramp stamp tab.

• 56:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know if that's a tramp stamp. You kind of need something more like, I was thinking more of like a design.

• 56:12Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, you need.

• 56:12Speaker 01

  Like angel wings.

• 56:14Theo Von?

  You would definitely be a bigger lesbian, dude. Do you think if we were lesbians, we would go on a date or not?

• 56:19Speaker 01

  I feel like you'd ask you'd ask me out.

• 56:23Theo Von?

  I don't know about that.

• 56:25Speaker 01

  Well, you're the one, you're the one talking about it. And you're taking me to dinner tonight.

• 56:29Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, that's true. I forgot about that. Jeez, first.

• 56:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much.

• 56:34Theo Von?

  Wow, thanks. Oh, okay.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  I can't, can't wait.

• 56:36Theo Von?

  Okay, BLM, homie type shit, boy.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  We're gonna take his Subaru.

• 56:41Theo Von?

  We're teammates, huh?

• 56:44Speaker 01

  Right after practice.

• 56:46Theo Von?

  Bro, if we were two lesbians, dude, we would, we would get a lot of chicks, I think. You think?

• 56:51Speaker 01

  I think we'd have a, we'd, we'd, we'd, we'd talk a good game.

• 56:55Theo Von?

  Dude, if we were lesbians, dude, we'd get the hottest twins out there.

• 56:59Speaker 01

  We would be the hottest twins.

• 57:01Theo Von?

  No, we would get the hottest twins.

• 57:02Speaker 01

  It'd be us. We'd be the, we'd be the most sought after.

• 57:05Theo Von?

  We would win an all lesbian unk nephew contest, dude.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  That would be a good contest. We should probably try to run that one.

• 57:11Theo Von?

  Fuck, we would do great. God, we should have a fucking contest. Men that look like lesbians, dude. Isn't there something called Nambler, whatever, that that was that thing?

• 57:19Speaker 01

  A, a Nambler?

• 57:21Theo Von?

  What's Nambla?

• 57:22Speaker 01

  What is that, a mint?

• 57:24Theo Von?

  No, North American Man Boy Love Association. No, that's not it, dude.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 57:29Theo Von?

  No, dude, no.

• 57:31Speaker 01

  Hey, hey.

• 57:32Theo Von?

  Unlook.

• 57:32Speaker 01

  Speak of, you're the.

• 57:35Theo Von?

  Delete the history.

• 57:36Speaker 01

  Whatever, for freaking Nashville Predators.

• 57:38Theo Von?

  I'm fine, dude.

• 57:40Speaker 01

  Nashville Predators. And that's something we all, we need to have a conversation about, too, is who the hell thought of the branding for the Nashville Predators? I was like, it sounds like a, a scary movie. I walked past it and it said, he goes, he goes, say cheese. I take it and it says, go Preds. I was like, dude, that is not a good, you're, you're one letter off of.

• 58:03Theo Von?

  Yeah, and what do you expect? They should have definitely, like, uh, Predators get in Free Night or whatever.

• 58:09Speaker 01

  That is, they're probably, they're probably, they do, they do do that. That's at WWE, though.

• 58:17Theo Von?

  They should scan the crowd for men just sitting by themselves at the Preds games. It's like, now it's time for the real Preds. Make some noise. And they shoot just children's t-shirts into the crowd.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 58:31Theo Von?

  And then it's just some guy like, look at this guy. Just by himself and he's like, I don't know.

• 58:36Speaker 01

  Yeah. That would be a good, so they need to lean into that, I guess.

• 58:41Theo Von?

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• 59:23Theo Von?

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• 1:00:08Theo Von?

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• 1:02:23Theo Von?

  That's M-O-D-I-P-H-Y.com/ Theo. They don't F around.

• 1:02:31Theo Von?

  Dude, I went to Hulk Hogan's funeral, right? And, uh, who's the head of the WWE? Who was the guy for a long time? Not Triple H?

• 1:02:38Speaker 01

  Vince McCombe?

• 1:02:39Theo Von?

  Vince McCombe. He came out of the back and he did like, he's like, alright, one more time for the Hulkster. Let's hear it for him. And he did all of it. And they played his music on the speakers in the church.

• 1:02:48Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 1:02:48Theo Von?

  I am a... And he did all of like the Hulk, like, signs and stuff, dude.

• 1:02:52Speaker 01

  That is so sick.

• 1:02:53Theo Von?

  Bro, it was really, really cool, man. It was probably one of the best things that had happened, dude.

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  Yeah. You met Hulk Hogan in real life?

• 1:03:00Theo Von?

  Yeah, I met him when he was alive and, uh...

• 1:03:01Speaker 01

  Did you have him on the podcast?

• 1:03:03Theo Von?

  I did, dude.

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  Dude, that's crazy.

• 1:03:04Theo Von?

  It was probably one of the most special moments ever. Just, we got to lock arms just because he was such a part of our childhood, dude.

• 1:03:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Theo Von?

  I remember when I was a kid, it was like, we felt like just so like, we just, I don't know. We just felt like such lowlifes, like we're in like this neighborhood and everybody, it felt like everybody looked down upon us. We didn't have anything. But when WWE came on, dude, that was something. Or when NWA Wrestling, because rich kids didn't watch wrestling. So for poor kids, that was our shit, right?

• 1:03:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:29Theo Von?

  So when that shit came on, dude, it was fucking like...

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  What's, what's in, what's in, what's, uh, NWA?

• 1:03:35Theo Von?

  That was National Wrestling Association. It was just a different group. It changed into, uh...

• 1:03:40Speaker 01

  Is that, that's what I will ice cube in them?

• 1:03:44Theo Von?

  Oh, it was also NWA.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz, uh...

• 1:03:47Theo Von?

  In words with attitude or whatever. Uh, but, yeah, but Vince McMahon, he came out and did all of Hulk's things and stuff, did all of his like signature moves and the place was going ape shit, dude. That was a really... And nobody even knew that he was there and he came out of the back and like, everybody was just sitting in the pews. It was pretty special, man.

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's insane.

• 1:04:04Theo Von?

  Um, after you went through your thing that kinda happened, did they have, were the, um, were sports teams still cool or was it weird?

• 1:04:12Speaker 01

  Um, they're still cool. I mean, no one's, no one's acted weird towards me. Everyone hit me up, like, that was before then, I never, like, no athletes, like, really...

• 1:04:22Speaker 01

  Gave a, gave a fuck, to be honest. I mean, like, to, to, to a certain point, it's like, you know, I've only, you only know people as, as much as you know them.

• 1:04:31Theo Von?

  Yeah, especially like, like, yeah, like us, we just meet people and you don't really know what they're like, you know?

• 1:04:36Speaker 01

  Dude, but there's some, there's some that are so dope. Like, I've met Joe Burrow a couple of times. That dude's cool as hell.

• 1:04:41Theo Von?

  Oh, he's great, dude.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  Um, what, one of my, my favorite person in the NFL that I've met so far is Cam Jordan on the, on the Saints.

• 1:04:47Theo Von?

  Really?

• 1:04:47Speaker 01

  He's one of the coolest, like, realest guys I've ever met.

• 1:04:50Theo Von?

  That's awesome to hear, dude.

• 1:04:51Speaker 01

  WWE.

• 1:04:52Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  Or no, UFC.

• 1:04:53Theo Von?

  UFC, yeah. That's where I got to meet him at, dude.

• 1:04:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's where I got to meet him in the, at, when we were at F1.

• 1:04:58Theo Von?

  Oh, that's great, dude. What made him so unique, you think?

• 1:05:01Speaker 01

  He's just very personable. And he, like, he's like, when you talk to him, like, it's a real conversation. Like, he's locked in. Like, uh, some people, some people, like, are, you know, you don't talk, talk to as much, but I got to talk to him on multiple occasions and, like, uh, yeah, just each time was like, left thinking more, higher and higher of him. Like, just, uh, all-around solid dude. I, I bet the, it's Saints locker room probably would say the same thing.

• 1:05:25Theo Von?

  He's a special guy, man. And he's very smart, too, bro. He's just like, he's really, uh, I don't know.

• 1:05:30Speaker 01

  You've been in the league for a while, too.

• 1:05:32Theo Von?

  Yeah, he's been in there, man. And he just stays healthy enough to keep playing and, um, you know, Saints have had a tough time this year. Jesus.

• 1:05:39Speaker 01

  I know. I wish he was, I wish he, they had, uh, uh, because I, I want him to win a Super Bowl.

• 1:05:43Theo Von?

  I know. Well, did he win one with Breeze? I think he won one.

• 1:05:46Speaker 01

  Did he? Was it with, with Breeze? How old is, that would have been like 2009. Is he, is he that old?

• 1:05:52Theo Von?

  I don't know. What year is Cam Jordan in the league? You might be right.

• 1:05:58Theo Von?

  You know, Cam Jordan is, I want a Super Bowl. He played for the Saints since they were on, with Super Bowl fighting 2009. He started playing NFL in 2011. Wow.

• 1:06:04Speaker 01

  Oh, damn, he missed it, but, but he got to play with Drew, though.

• 1:06:07Theo Von?

  Still pretty amazing, dude. Maybe that's why I'm thinking of it, because there was overlap. Um, dude, we accidentally call, well, I didn't accidentally, I called Max Crosby before, he, they had a game, uh, the other day, and accidentally, and it was yesterday, but, and I was with Pavia where we were getting IVs, and then we, I was like, dude, let's call, let's call, uh, Crosby and just say what's up to him, because Max is one of my favorite players. And, uh,

• 1:06:26Speaker 01

  He's sick, too.

• 1:06:27Theo Von?

  Oh, he's so sick, dude. And he's literally in the locker room. I'm like, why are you wearing all your Raiders shit up? I thought it was Halloween thing or something. He's like, dude, we have a game in 20 minutes. I was like, oh, shit, bro.

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  You used the card football schedule. Like, what the hell are you wearing?

• 1:06:40Theo Von?

  I was like, dang, I just used my one Max Crosby answers your call.

• 1:06:43Speaker 01

  Have you seen his chains in real life?

• 1:06:44Theo Von?

  Bro, yeah, he let me hold one of them one time at a WNBA game.

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  And you tell me that doesn't make you want to get?

• 1:06:50Theo Von?

  Oh, it makes you definitely- Just one, one that says this past weekend? What if I got you that for your birthday? I don't know. I think somebody would, uh- Rob you? Are you worried about getting robbed? If I have a chain, yeah. Hit up some percentage. Yeah. I do a couple of these when we go to the 7-Eleven. A couple of, couple of tuck underneath. Yeah, oh. To tighten up. Dude, my buddy Gianni, Gianni Paolo, bring him up.

• 1:07:16Theo Von?

  Um, he's an actor. He was in, uh, I think it's like, Black Love or something. Know what's his show called? Oh, it's called Power Book Ghost 2. What? With Michael Rainey. Okay. Uh, and Johnny's great, dude. One of the best guys ever. Which one is he of all the? There he is. Oh, that's him right there? Yeah. Can I get up to see real quick? Yeah, Gianni Paolo, yeah. Oh, dude, yeah. If you're a short- Dude, that dude's sick. Bro, short-sighted lesbian dude, you might, dude. Dude, that's, it's, you know, short-sighted lesbian. Hear that, bro? Hear that fucking- I'll tell you what, I'm a nightmare on the road. They should take my license. I'm just kidding. You have a driver's license? Yes, I do. I can see, I can see cars. You just had to get up within three feet of that TV.

• 1:08:00Theo Von?

  Because I was looking at his jawline. I did, that's why. What? No, I'm just kidding. I couldn't see shit. It's bad. It's bad. Bro, one kidney, bad eyes. Wait, is your kidney connected to your eyesight? Look that up, dude. This is all making sense, sketch. You have to get some water. It's, it's, I definitely have-

• 1:08:18Speaker 01

  There's one right next to him.

• 1:08:19Theo Von?

  Thank you, sir. There's always one right next to him and it's always full. I'm a, I'm a glass fool type of guy. Uh, kidney health is indeed related to eyesight, primarily because both the kidneys and eyes share common risk factors. And dude, you're already down to one bubbler. That's why you only, why your eyes- I'm, I'm gonna fix it. The thing is- You have one kidney, right? As long as I make it to 30, I'm chill.

• 1:08:45Speaker 01

  No, I'm just kidding. But um, yeah, I have one kidney. Yes. That's why they thought when I was born with a birth defect and for whatever reason, the way I looked, they they thought I was.

• 1:08:55Theo Von?

  Oh, for sure.

• 1:08:56Speaker 01

  Well, I didn't, I, I did. Well, being here at Vanderbilt, you come out, I was sort of asking kids, they're like, I was like, how old's your ACT? They're like, oh, thirty-three. I was like, holy shit.

• 1:09:04Theo Von?

  One said he got, said he got a thirty-nine. He's like, if you get everything right, they just give you a thirty-nine. I'm like.

• 1:09:08Speaker 01

  If you doubled my ACT score, I wouldn't have gotten that score.

• 1:09:11Theo Von?

  Really?

• 1:09:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got like a sixteen on my first one and then an eighteen.

• 1:09:16Theo Von?

  Eighteen's pretty good.

• 1:09:17Speaker 01

  That's someone who's not very good.

• 1:09:20Theo Von?

  Some kid in our town got a twenty.

• 1:09:21Speaker 01

  Eighteen is not that good.

• 1:09:22Theo Von?

  Some kid in our town got a twenty-one.

• 1:09:24Speaker 01

  A twenty-one is like, that's good. You have to get over twenty to get like, I think anywhere besides Arizona State or, or, you know, like, one of your in-state type of schools.

• 1:09:36Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  It's competitive as hell. You know how hard it is to get in University of Texas?

• 1:09:41Theo Von?

  Pretty tough, huh?

• 1:09:42Speaker 01

  Well, with how big those high schools are, you have to be like a top percentage to get autoed in. So you have to be like top.

• 1:09:48Theo Von?

  Well, people need to go to trade schools. Did you ever think of learning a trade?

• 1:09:51Speaker 01

  Could you see me with a flamethrower? I would blow something up. Pull up the lighter clip. I didn't even know that lighters could blow up. I, I was just trying to get out of a camping trip and threw a lighter there. If I had to do blue collar too.

• 1:10:02Theo Von?

  You could do it, dude. You would be a, bro, you would be.

• 1:10:04Speaker 01

  My old job was blue collar enough.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  You just put the lighter in there?

• 1:10:08Speaker 01

  No, you didn't.

• 1:10:09Speaker 02

  That's for God. Guys, did you just put the lighter in the fire?

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  Say on God you put it in, seriously.

• 1:10:12Theo Von?

  Yeah, I did.

• 1:10:13Speaker 01

  No, you didn't.

• 1:10:14Theo Von?

  I sure did. I did. I don't know. I did that. Did you?

• 1:10:17Speaker 01

  Okay, so the story behind that, I was not trying to kill my friends. I was trying to get out of camping because when we planned out the streaming, we were like, let's do a twenty-four seven camping stream out in the woods. And I was, that was like.

• 1:10:30Theo Von?

  You're losing lesbian points right now by denouncing camping. Go on.

• 1:10:34Speaker 01

  Try setting up a tent at night and then try filming at night. We had no lights. We were just sitting around a campfire and it was cold as hell. And I was like, I was like, if we, if we lose our source of fire, like, we, we can leave.

• 1:10:48Theo Von?

  Oh, I love that. And you, did y'all leave?

• 1:10:50Speaker 01

  Um, we went to Waffle House, grabbed a lighter and came back. So I had to finish the night, but it, it, it did.

• 1:10:56Theo Von?

  Dude, yeah, the la- sometimes lesbian people, they like the dark because they can, they can come up and be like, I'm a man, you know? They can trick you in the dark.

• 1:11:05Speaker 01

  There's a lot of, there's a lot of ladies that are stronger than me, probably.

• 1:11:08Theo Von?

  Oh, definitely, dude. I would watch you in some good, uh, physical competitions against some strong women.

• 1:11:13Speaker 01

  Like, if I did a streaming series where I fought UFC ladies? I'd probably get my ass kicked. No, I definitely would. Holly Holm?

• 1:11:22Theo Von?

  Holly Holm's pretty hot, too. And she's very tough and competitive.

• 1:11:26Speaker 01

  Please.

• 1:11:30Theo Von?

  Oh, I'd let her kick me till I came, you know?

• 1:11:34Theo Von?

  That's a crazy thing to say, dude. We can't say that kind of stuff, dude. She's gonna get really upset. She's beautiful. I think she has a-

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  She's gonna kick your ass!

• 1:11:41Theo Von?

  I know, I think she has a-

• 1:11:43Speaker 01

  Dude, kids, why we have to be-

• 1:11:44Theo Von?

  I think she has a-

• 1:11:45Speaker 01

  We go to these UFC events, too. We're gonna, we're gonna get bitch slapped.

• 1:11:50Theo Von?

  Dude, we can't say that, bro. She's gonna be- Holly, we're just, you're, she's exceptional. She's been-

• 1:11:55Speaker 01

  I think you're awesome, Holly. And I would, I would take an autograph and that's what you need to start doing. You interview so many people, you should get, do you not gasp for like game worn jerseys or anything?

• 1:12:06Theo Von?

  No, we're just doing an auction right now, actually, for, uh, we're raising funds for, um, like, different places we perform. Sometimes they'll give you a jersey. Like, we perform, like-

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  And you'll sign that and then you'll auction it off?

• 1:12:17Theo Von?

  Yeah, we're auctioning it off to, the money's going to-

• 1:12:18Speaker 01

  What if someone comes on and like, you get like, like, say like, uh-

• 1:12:22Theo Von?

  I haven't done that. I should have.

• 1:12:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude-

• 1:12:24Theo Von?

  We did make these like-

• 1:12:25Speaker 01

  We've got the Amish hat. That's, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good start.

• 1:12:27Theo Von?

  And this is Louis CK's book.

• 1:12:29Speaker 01

  That's dope. Did he sign it?

• 1:12:31Theo Von?

  He did sign it.

• 1:12:32Speaker 01

  And, uh, like, I'm, I'm a collector, not a seller.

• 1:12:35Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, I would never sell it.

• 1:12:36Speaker 01

  Like, in terms of that type of stuff.

• 1:12:36Theo Von?

  For sure. I would just, yeah.

• 1:12:40Theo Von?

  Keep it, uh, some nice things that came in for sure that people have given us as a gift. There's Rainn Wilson's book. Some lady made this real rat.

• 1:12:47Speaker 01

  You actually read books or do you like, uh-

• 1:12:49Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, I love to read.

• 1:12:50Speaker 01

  Like, uh, is it like a bedtime thing or is it a travel thing?

• 1:12:53Theo Von?

  Um, it's a little bit of both.

• 1:12:54Speaker 01

  What, what is that?

• 1:12:56Theo Von?

  Rat, as a rat king.

• 1:12:58Speaker 01

  That's a rat king? Oh, my God, that's sick. Cause you're the rat king, right?

• 1:13:01Theo Von?

  Yeah, some lady made that.

• 1:13:02Speaker 01

  That is such a pimp name.

• 1:13:04Theo Von?

  So that's pretty cool, dude.

• 1:13:05Speaker 01

  Dude, what the hell?

• 1:13:06Theo Von?

  I know, that's real rat right there, daddy.

• 1:13:08Speaker 01

  Dude, that is insane. I need to think of a sick nickname.

• 1:13:11Theo Von?

  That thing will eat the cheese out your ass, homie.

• 1:13:12Speaker 01

  Oh, well, sign me up.

• 1:13:15Theo Von?

  I'm just saying, if you want that, I don't know what you want.

• 1:13:17Speaker 01

  Well- We'll just have to relaunch. I'm just kidding. Um, what do you?

• 1:13:23Theo Von?

  But, uh, dude, a lot of-

• 1:13:25Speaker 01

  Is this the Rizler candle too? I just noticed that.

• 1:13:27Theo Von?

  Yep.

• 1:13:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:28Theo Von?

  That's the one he blew out. Rizler's bonkers. Have you guys ever?

• 1:13:32Speaker 01

  I've met the, I've met the Rizler.

• 1:13:34Theo Von?

  Y'all ever done a sleepover or anything?

• 1:13:35Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no. Um, but he's, he's like really cool though. Like he's like talking to a man.

• 1:13:42Theo Von?

  He's, well, he's six years old.

• 1:13:44Speaker 01

  But like, he's like the confidence of a man.

• 1:13:47Theo Von?

  Oh, there you guys are. Dude, he's so sweet. I'll tell you this. I was having a tough week. And he sent me a really nice video.

• 1:13:54Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 1:13:55Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:56Speaker 01

  That's a great kid. I told, this is what I think's gonna, I, what, uh, we were talking about the biggest YouTube videos ever.

• 1:14:02Theo Von?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14:03Speaker 01

  And I think one of the biggest YouTube videos ever, I forgot who said it. But if the Rizler did a, like a, you know how they do for, uh, like five star athletes, like picking their college, like the Rizler picking his college? Like if he did that, like on an announcement, like a, a decision, that'd be one of the coolest videos ever.

• 1:14:19Theo Von?

  Yeah. Yeah, I would love to see him go to college, dude. I'd go, I'd help him. I'd tutor him if he needed it.

• 1:14:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, if college is still around.

• 1:14:28Theo Von?

  I know. I don't know what's gonna happen. There's a lot of, uh-

• 1:14:30Speaker 01

  Lot of AI college, yeah.

• 1:14:32Theo Von?

  You think he's kind of a wigger, you think, or not?

• 1:14:35Speaker 01

  The Rizler?

• 1:14:36Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Speaker 01

  Um, what, what classifies, like, what would classify you? Just, just a lot of swag or something?

• 1:14:42Theo Von?

  Ju- just being a wigger?

• 1:14:45Speaker 01

  I, um, I, I'm possibly, I think so. He, he's got something, he's got, he's definitely got like some flavor to him.

• 1:14:53Theo Von?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's got some flavor.

• 1:14:55Speaker 01

  He's got some flavor.

• 1:14:55Theo Von?

  Do you, cause people classify you, I feel like, as a wigger. You're like one of the few that's kind of left, or there's kind of like this resurgence. You know, I feel like it's kind of you, Bailey Zimmerman.

• 1:15:04Speaker 01

  Bailey Zimmerman? Really? I don't, I just like wearing-

• 1:15:08Theo Von?

  Jake Paul, probably.

• 1:15:10Speaker 01

  I just, I just, I like streetwear and like rap and stuff like that because-

• 1:15:14Theo Von?

  That's it. You qualify.

• 1:15:15Speaker 01

  But I'm from Houston.

• 1:15:16Theo Von?

  Huh?

• 1:15:17Speaker 01

  Jake Paul's, Jake Paul's from Ohio.

• 1:15:20Theo Von?

  Bro, people can be from, you think Wiggerans only from one area, dude?

• 1:15:24Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no. I bet they're from, they're, they're definitely from everywhere.

• 1:15:28Theo Von?

  Bro, not only you nearsighted, actually optically, but your views of Wiggers are hella nearsighted, don't you? Wiggers can be from anywhere, dude. You think Lewis and Clark were fucking Wiggers, dude?

• 1:15:39Speaker 01

  Houston, Houston's pretty, Houston's pretty diverse.

• 1:15:42Theo Von?

  Oh.

• 1:15:42Speaker 01

  You think Lewis and Clark?

• 1:15:44Theo Von?

  Bring up a picture of Lewis and Clark. Let's see if they were Wiggers or not.

• 1:15:47Speaker 01

  No. No way.

• 1:15:50Theo Von?

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:15:50Speaker 01

  No, they're closer to lesbians. These are also paintings, not actual photos.

• 1:15:56Theo Von?

  Can we get real photos of them, please?

• 1:15:59Speaker 01

  Is that Sacagawea?

• 1:16:01Theo Von?

  Who knows?

• 1:16:02Speaker 01

  Sacagawea is a pretty cool name, now I think about it.

• 1:16:05Theo Von?

  Look at these wiggers, dog.

• 1:16:07Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:16:08Theo Von?

  Meriwether Lewis, homie? That's a, bro. That's the blackest name I ever heard in my life, bro. And Willie Clark?

• 1:16:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, Willie Clark.

• 1:16:20Theo Von?

  Oh, come on, bro.

• 1:16:21Speaker 01

  They do have probably the best tandem name. That's probably the first tandem in American history.

• 1:16:27Theo Von?

  Bro, and you know they was out there looking for bitches, homie, you know that.

• 1:16:31Speaker 01

  That's exactly what they're doing. What do you get by going to the West Coast?

• 1:16:37Theo Von?

  Scoping for chicks, dude.

• 1:16:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're trying to get some busts.

• 1:16:40Theo Von?

  Bro, they were looking, there was only frontiers, dude, them bitches was out there.

• 1:16:44Speaker 01

  They climbed mountains to get it.

• 1:16:46Theo Von?

  So, yeah.

• 1:16:47Speaker 01

  All you have to do is swipe. Or sell out of Joe in Columbus, Ohio, and then you just

• 1:16:53Speaker 01

  right after it.

• 1:16:54Theo Von?

  What about any of the FaZe Clan, those guys are all wiggers, probably, you think?

• 1:16:58Speaker 01

  Uh, adaptas.

• 1:17:00Theo Von?

  Okay. That's one.

• 1:17:03Speaker 01

  Um.

• 1:17:05Speaker 01

  And probably, uh, yeah.

• 1:17:07Theo Von?

  Or probably more like tech wiggers, maybe.

• 1:17:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:10Theo Von?

  Can we say wigga or not? We can say it.

• 1:17:13Speaker 01

  If this is your show, I don't, I don't, I don't.

• 1:17:18Theo Von?

  You're here, dude.

• 1:17:18Speaker 01

  I'm just, I'm, I just. You didn't say anything.

• 1:17:23Theo Von?

  Yeah, we're just talking about it. It is a term. The first one was from our town, dude.

• 1:17:28Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:17:29Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. Shout out Brian Purvis, dude. Who else? Bubba Sparks, remember him?

• 1:17:32Speaker 01

  Who the hell is Bubba Sparks? Is that someone from your hometown?

• 1:17:34Theo Von?

  College Park Bubba Sparks, we ready.

• 1:17:38Speaker 01

  He made that song?

• 1:17:38Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:39Speaker 01

  Oh, that's a great song.

• 1:17:42Speaker 01

  Is Paul Wall, Paul Wall?

• 1:17:44Theo Von?

  That's not Paul Wall, this is Bubba Sparks.

• 1:17:45Speaker 01

  But I know, but Paul Wall would classify as, Paul Wall white?

• 1:17:47Theo Von?

  Paul Wall probably would, yeah, but Paul Wall is kind of his own thing, man, he, he-

• 1:17:52Speaker 01

  That's what I'm trying to look like when I get older.

• 1:17:54Theo Von?

  Gang, gang, gang. Paul's exceptional, man. But yeah, I'm trying to think, and some people might not think that term is legit anymore, I don't know. You know, when I was coming up, it was, and that's what it was, you know?

• 1:18:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, the dictionary, it's, uh, it's shrunk quite a bit.

• 1:18:07Theo Von?

  Rob Kardashian, that's one probably?

• 1:18:10Speaker 01

  Rob Kardashian, I haven't seen a picture of him in like years.

• 1:18:13Theo Von?

  But he got a couple baby mamas in there?

• 1:18:15Speaker 01

  Birdman?

• 1:18:17Theo Von?

  Birdman, I believe is full, is, uh, black, I believe he's black.

• 1:18:22Speaker 01

  No, what Birdman are you talking about?

• 1:18:24Theo Von?

  Oh, you're talking about Chris Anderson?

• 1:18:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, Chris Anderson.

• 1:18:27Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, definitely, dude.

• 1:18:29Speaker 01

  Machine Gun Kelly, maybe?

• 1:18:31Theo Von?

  Ooh, good question.

• 1:18:35Theo Von?

  MGK? Kelsey, Travis Kelsey?

• 1:18:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:18:40Theo Von?

  What come?

• 1:18:41Speaker 01

  I don't know, Taylor Swift probably-

• 1:18:43Theo Von?

  Uh, he might have converted?

• 1:18:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, he might-

• 1:18:46Theo Von?

  He might have converted?

• 1:18:49Speaker 01

  Listen to Taylor Swift all the time.

• 1:18:51Theo Von?

  Who else I'm thinking? K-Fed, Kevin Federline?

• 1:18:56Speaker 01

  Uh, Pavia?

• 1:18:58Theo Von?

  Pavia, yeah, dude. Pavia for sure.

• 1:19:01Speaker 01

  Does he, does he have chains?

• 1:19:03Theo Von?

  Yes, he does, bro.

• 1:19:04Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 1:19:05Theo Von?

  Pavia for sure.

• 1:19:06Speaker 01

  How much is the Pavia NIL money, does it, does it say online?

• 1:19:10Theo Von?

  Bring up Pavia's chains right there, there he is right there with a couple chains on right there.

• 1:19:13Speaker 01

  Oh, tell him to, I want him to toss those on me pregame.

• 1:19:15Theo Von?

  He's the best.

• 1:19:16Speaker 01

  Come out of there with a free chain.

• 1:19:17Theo Von?

  We gotta get him to go play for Houston, man. Houston would love him, you know why?

• 1:19:20Speaker 01

  The Texans?

• 1:19:21Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:21Speaker 01

  No, no, not Shroud.

• 1:19:23Theo Von?

  Oh, but Shroud, but I'm saying this could be, oh, but he could go in and be a backup for a few years, you know?

• 1:19:28Speaker 01

  Oh, Pavia could go, do you think he could start, or I haven't-

• 1:19:31Theo Von?

  I think I could, but I, I think-

• 1:19:32Speaker 01

  Cause he's 24, right? So he's kind of on the order?

• 1:19:34Theo Von?

  I think it's better for guys to go in and be backups, though. A lot of these guys, they get in so early, I don't know if it's great for them.

• 1:19:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, the one that I would think that shouldn't be a backup right now is Shadara Sanders. For the Browns. He's actually, dude, I've met him a couple of times. He's sick.

• 1:19:49Theo Von?

  He is?

• 1:19:50Speaker 01

  Like, he's not, he's not cocky. He's like confident.

• 1:19:53Theo Von?

  Interesting.

• 1:19:54Speaker 01

  And like, he just, he like, he chills, like, just listens to his own music and like, all he cares about is football. But like, he, he's really smart. Like, he, he documents, like, everything he does and like, from what I think he's gonna do, he probably has something that he's gonna be able to sell to like a, like, an HBO and like, it'll be like, his entire experience, like, when he, when he films everything he does.

• 1:20:19Theo Von?

  Oh, so really, he's really locked in on like the, uh, creative side and like the tech side and the digital side, huh?

• 1:20:24Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah. I, I actually talked to him, um, we were, and he was asking me about, cause he was going to livestream his pro day. And I was like, that's actually a genius idea to kinda like, own your own content and like, that, you know, like, why, why give it to some big, big, like ESPN and have all the recruits come in, put it on your thing, make money off it?

• 1:20:46Theo Von?

  Or do your own thing, yeah.

• 1:20:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like, like, it's kind of a really smart idea. But like, the idea that he's like filming everything, especially with how the draft turned out, like, and then if he turns out to be a baller, which I think he will be, he's got, he's got like that, he's got that like killer instinct.

• 1:21:03Theo Von?

  Well, I think it's great that he's not playing this year in some ways, like, and I'm not, this is just my jargon, right?

• 1:21:07Speaker 01

  I think he's better than Dylan Gabriel, though.

• 1:21:09Theo Von?

  Well, I think that they've definitely been having a tough time over there.

• 1:21:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:12Theo Von?

  But I do think it's great that he's not playing, let all that stuff kinda wash away a little bit, you know what I'm saying? Cause there was so much hype of him coming into the draft and everything, and then have him get a chance just to be in that locker room. I think being in a new place and then also going right into the job seems very

• 1:21:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:26Theo Von?

  hectic, you know?

• 1:21:28Speaker 01

  And you, and, and it's like, one bad game, people would be like, rip him out and stuff like that.

• 1:21:33Theo Von?

  Get him out of there, right?

• 1:21:34Speaker 01

  That's what they, they would talk about, like, how quick the turnover time is now, like, quarterbacks and stuff like that.

• 1:21:39Theo Von?

  So I think if you can have more time there to, just to be in the, in the facility, you know, to be in the venue and let people see who you are, too. But yeah, I think Ty Simpson's great. I think he could be, uh,

• 1:21:50Speaker 01

  Who's Ty Simpson? Is he a Browns?

• 1:21:51Theo Von?

  He's a quarterback for, uh, Alabama. Sorry, I'm back in college now. But, uh, yeah. So, yeah, I'm thinking, I'm just thinking back in college now.

• 1:21:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, Ty Simpson, wasn't he a Heisman front runner?

• 1:21:59Theo Von?

  So great, yeah. I mean, he's really stepped into that job there.

• 1:22:05Theo Von?

  It's exciting, man.

• 1:22:06Speaker 01

  They turned, I did not think they were gonna like be able to turn around that fast. That, cause I thought NIO money was gonna affect, cause all the NIO money, like I'm thinking like a Stanford, like, you know, like people like that are gonna come out of Woodworks and be able to pay people. But like Alabama just still kicking ass.

• 1:22:25Theo Von?

  Well, there's just some, bro, you go there and they show you all the rings and like the history of the program. It really, the glory over there is pretty wild.

• 1:22:32Speaker 01

  But it's where I think like, like, I wonder like if like, like Arch Manning's playing alright, but if Arch played like at a, played at a smaller school, like how, how crazy a stat line would be. If he played in like the big, the big 10 or something, you know, or he would, he would have destroyed. I think he's still gonna, he's still gonna come on, but he's, it's just gonna take a little bit more time.

• 1:22:55Theo Von?

  Yeah, it's gonna be exciting to see what happens. And the good thing is that he probably doesn't feel hurried. He's been super patient about it.

• 1:23:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:00Theo Von?

  He's probably enjoying his college experience, which is nice. And not every beat of it is so, has to be so overwhelmed with football. I bet it's been a great experience for him.

• 1:23:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wonder how overwhelming it is though, when they think that you're supposed to be like the number one overall team going in. It's like your first game, like they expect you, like they expect you to hit a homerun at, at the start.

• 1:23:21Theo Von?

  Right, see, that's that pressure of even being like a, a, a high draft pick in the pros. It's like, it's just like, and then we don't even have a lot of, um, experienced quarterbacks now. Cause it's like you either have these guys who have done, only the guys that have done well, it feels like. Or you have just a lot of like guys that they just start them off so early.

• 1:23:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, and they cycle them in and out so fast. It's like they'll, a good example of like someone that was cycling out too fast was like Baker Mayfield.

• 1:23:44Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:45Speaker 01

  Like Baker Mayfield, that's what I think, if the Browns don't ever start Shador, they're gonna look back and it's gonna be like another Baker version where they had the guy, they go watch him be some other team's hero.

• 1:23:57Theo Von?

  So wild.

• 1:23:59Speaker 01

  But I'm still rocking with Shroud. I'm still, I still believe in Shroud.

• 1:24:03Theo Von?

  Have the, uh, has the organization been good to you over the years Texans?

• 1:24:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, they've been good. It's just, uh, it's like, uh, college football is a lot more easy to stream. So I've been having a lot more fun with that because I can stream from the sideline.

• 1:24:14Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:14Speaker 01

  And I'll go like try to catch field goal, then field goals and stuff like that. And then get, get, get, uh, I don't know, the college atmosphere is a little bit funner too.

• 1:24:24Theo Von?

  Oh yeah, college atmosphere is fun dude. Just even just the youth of shit is fun dude.

• 1:24:28Speaker 01

  What do you think, how's the, how's the Vanderbilt, like, you, because you've been to LSU and then Vanderbilt. One's got like an average GPA of like 2.5 and the other one is like they're going to build the next rocket ship.

• 1:24:40Theo Von?

  Yeah. Oh, well, they'll be like, you know, in the Vanderbilt stands, you don't have, they'll have like the kiss cam at some games or like the hot dog cam, you know? And it's just a gay dude, you know? But it's just, uh, they'll have like the different cam, you know? At Vanderbilt, they'll have like the reading cam, those five people in the stands that are reading during the game.

• 1:24:57Speaker 01

  Oh, that's hilarious.

• 1:24:58Theo Von?

  So it's fucking crazy, you know, you'd be like, oh, catcher in the rye, you know, you'll see a guy look up.

• 1:25:03Speaker 01

  They go out there to study?

• 1:25:05Theo Von?

  Yeah. So there's a lot of that kind of thing. Like, oh, who's tapped into some John Irving? Oh, Joyce Carol Oates.

• 1:25:11Speaker 01

  I know, I've, I've ventured into a fraternity house and then found out how, how smart everyone was. I was like, holy shit, this is.

• 1:25:18Theo Von?

  Oh, you get in there, they're day trading or there's like, they have a new hedge fund? Like people will leave at halftime because there's a new hedge fund that just popped off, right? So it's definitely different energy at Vanderbilt. I think it's all new to them. It's interesting to watch a school kind of like have this hysteria.

• 1:25:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:25:32Theo Von?

  And at the same time try to decide like, is this what they want for their school? What do they think about it? Cause it's totally new. I mean, it's like.

• 1:25:40Speaker 01

  Like being good at sports?

• 1:25:41Theo Von?

  Oh, well, being good at football, their baseball team has been, has been amazing for a long time.

• 1:25:44Speaker 01

  The Vanderbilt Whistler? Have you ever heard of that guy?

• 1:25:47Theo Von?

  The Vanderbilt Whistler?

• 1:25:48Speaker 01

  Is that who it is? The Vanderbilt Whistler? You've never heard of him?

• 1:25:51Theo Von?

  Uh, uh-uh.

• 1:25:52Speaker 01

  He's a Vanny Whistler.

• 1:25:53Theo Von?

  Oh, with the baseball games?

• 1:25:54Speaker 01

  He's, uh, apparently the most annoying, well, I've been to a game. He is the most annoying fan in all of sports.

• 1:26:01Theo Von?

  Oh.

• 1:26:01Speaker 01

  But, uh, he pretty much, uh, he whistles the entire game as loud as he can. So like when you're watching like the College World Series, he's like whistling the entire time.

• 1:26:12Theo Von?

  That's like my stepdad at a titty bar, dude.

• 1:26:14Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:26:15Theo Von?

  Yeah. It's like, dude, they know you're here.

• 1:26:17Speaker 01

  Yep, yep, yep.

• 1:26:18Theo Von?

  You haven't tipped in two hours. They know you're here.

• 1:26:20Speaker 01

  They do.

• 1:26:21Theo Von?

  Everybody.

• 1:26:22Speaker 01

  I, I, I went to, uh, I went to, this is pre, pre my girlfriend.

• 1:26:26Theo Von?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:26:26Speaker 01

  I went to like a.

• 1:26:27Theo Von?

  And then I want to learn how you met her. That's where I want to, I would love to find out about how the love took a place and what it took to make it happen.

• 1:26:32Speaker 01

  Um.

• 1:26:33Theo Von?

  But yeah, finish your story first. I'm sorry for interrupting you.

• 1:26:35Speaker 01

  No, you're good. Uh, I went to a place called The Rustic Frog. And I, there's a, there's, it was like 2:00 AM and, uh, there was only like two fellows in there and the ladies were all probably in their higher 30s. And they, it was like, they were like throwing the ones like they're like paper airplanes at them. Is that The Rustic Frog or is, what is this?

• 1:26:55Theo Von?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:26:58Theo Von?

  Oh, that meat nice, boy. Oh, they had them cheeks glistening.

• 1:27:01Speaker 01

  Oh, is that it? Oh, shit. That is it. Hey, listen, this is, uh, this is a Louisville, Kentucky thing.

• 1:27:09Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. I like that.

• 1:27:12Speaker 01

  Uh, actually, I think it's in Indiana. You have to cross, you have, you have to cross the river.

• 1:27:15Theo Von?

  Oh, that's over there in New Albany, over there Rustic Frog, boy.

• 1:27:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, they got a, I wouldn't drink the tap water.

• 1:27:20Theo Von?

  Oh, hey, oh, yeah, wow. I'll make that booty burp.

• 1:27:23Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:27:23Theo Von?

  You feel me?

• 1:27:24Speaker 01

  Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't know if you're putting.

• 1:27:26Theo Von?

  That's a little crazy and that's.

• 1:27:27Speaker 01

  I wouldn't put my tongue up in there.

• 1:27:29Theo Von?

  Yeah, that's some luck. And that's not for everybody. That's just, that's kind of like a just, that's just a different, different type of CPR.

• 1:27:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's. You're trying to resuscitate a puffer fish.

• 1:27:41Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 1:27:42Theo Von?

  Resuscitate a puffer fish?

• 1:27:44Speaker 01

  Bro, I don't know. I like, that was, that was the most, the random titty bar I've ever been to.

• 1:27:51Theo Von?

  The Texans aren't having such a great season this year. Do you think there's any chance, uh, that Aaron Rodgers would come play for them?

• 1:27:58Speaker 01

  If there's any chance? There's, uh, zero chance. He's probably gonna, he's gonna, he's still playing on, um, on the Steelers. He's playing pretty good, right?

• 1:28:06Theo Von?

  Okay, that's fine. I agree. He's doing great over there.

• 1:28:08Speaker 01

  Do you think, wait, so you did ayahuasca?

• 1:28:10Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:11Speaker 01

  Would you recommend it for me? He did it and he's playing better. What you recommend it for Sketch?

• 1:28:16Theo Von?

  For sure, dude. Yeah, you can't barely see, first of all. You're not even sure how many, you know, if you have, you're not drinking any water.

• 1:28:23Speaker 01

  Is it one of those things that like messes with your stomach at all?

• 1:28:26Theo Von?

  No, dude, you'll be fine. You're on the verge of a severe LGBTQ extravaganza.

• 1:28:36Speaker 01

  I like the way lesbians know how to dress.

• 1:28:39Theo Von?

  Benefits.

• 1:28:39Speaker 01

  This is the most I've said a lesbian in my life.

• 1:28:41Theo Von?

  No, I think it's great, dude. And look, if you go, I'll go, dude. I would not go be a lesbian by myself, but if you go, I would give it a shot.

• 1:28:47Speaker 01

  But you're halfway there.

• 1:28:49Theo Von?

  And you're the other half.

• 1:28:53Speaker 01

  What hell of a bad bitch.

• 1:28:56Theo Von?

  Damn, dude.

• 1:28:58Speaker 01

  What does that say?

• 1:28:59Theo Von?

  Benefits of ayahuasca. Significant reductions in depression, anxiety, stress and overall psychiatric symptomology. Helps people with treatment-resistant depression. Increases mindfulness, acceptance and psychological well-being even long-term after use. May foster personality improvements linked to better mental health outcomes.

• 1:29:19Speaker 01

  And you, and you felt like that was?

• 1:29:21Theo Von?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:29:22Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:29:23Theo Von?

  Hundred percent, dude. I think you would absolutely love it.

• 1:29:26Theo Von?

  I want to know what happened. How'd you find love, Sketch? Cause you had been going through a lot.

• 1:29:31Speaker 01

  A friend introduced us.

• 1:29:32Theo Von?

  And you were on dates. I remember seeing you on dates, starting off too, but I remember seeing.

• 1:29:35Speaker 01

  Well, the first time we were here, there was a lady.

• 1:29:39Theo Von?

  Right, there was a lady here that you were on a date with, remember?

• 1:29:41Speaker 01

  That one didn't work out.

• 1:29:42Theo Von?

  That didn't work out, I remember. But there was like, there were times where you would see like, there was like, is on a date on like on TikTok. There'll be like, Sketch on a date, Sketch on a date.

• 1:29:51Speaker 01

  That was, that was worth for content. This one, this lady now, I bet, through a friend, she didn't know who I was. I didn't know who she was.

• 1:30:00Theo Von?

  And how was the first date? How did it pop off? Where'd you guys go?

• 1:30:03Speaker 01

  Went out and then I got her number and then we went horseback riding. Yeah, it was pretty fun. And then.

• 1:30:11Theo Von?

  Was it scary?

• 1:30:12Speaker 01

  Hanging out pretty everyday since. Was it scary?

• 1:30:14Theo Von?

  Was there any moments during the horseback riding that were kind of interesting or kind of?

• 1:30:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, I like ate shit off it. Like it was like, it was pretty hard to disembark, but like.

• 1:30:22Theo Von?

  You fell off it?

• 1:30:23Speaker 01

  Getting off.

• 1:30:24Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, but besides that, like it was pretty easy, like. Just riding.

• 1:30:30Theo Von?

  And did you guys have a guy or was it just you two just milling around?

• 1:30:32Speaker 01

  There was, there was, it was like on a tour thing.

• 1:30:34Theo Von?

  Just out there Lewis and Clark and like a couple of wiggers out there.

• 1:30:37Speaker 01

  Pretty much.

• 1:30:37Theo Von?

  You guys just riding off into the?

• 1:30:39Speaker 01

  Just trying to find gold. Found a gold digger instead. No, I'm just kidding. Don't, don't put that in the.

• 1:30:45Theo Von?

  No, take that out.

• 1:30:49Speaker 01

  She's awesome.

• 1:30:50Theo Von?

  She is. What are some things that you really like about her, man? What makes it a good fit?

• 1:30:54Speaker 01

  She understands me. She's kind of. But there's like a ton of things. I don't like, she's like, probably she, she makes me better in a lot of different ways. Of like, she just holds me accountable and stuff like, um.

• 1:31:12Theo Von?

  That's dope.

• 1:31:13Speaker 01

  I don't know. It genuinely feels like a partner. So like, it's been fun.

• 1:31:18Theo Von?

  Did you think you would find somebody like her or was that like a surprise feeling?

• 1:31:21Speaker 01

  I ruled it out. So I was just like, I've just get a role solo pretty much my whole life. And then that happened and then pretty much just hang out every day now.

• 1:31:30Theo Von?

  Wow. Took a best friend, huh?

• 1:31:31Speaker 01

  Yep, pretty much.

• 1:31:32Theo Von?

  Dang, bro.

• 1:31:34Speaker 01

  You want me to put you on?

• 1:31:36Theo Von?

  No, it's your girl.

• 1:31:37Speaker 01

  No, not with my girl. You're the one talking about eating pussy.

• 1:31:41Theo Von?

  I said it one time.

• 1:31:44Speaker 01

  But you like, what do you want? Are you going to roof Crips any pussy or lubies? Well, one's, there's two different types of dining. Okay?

• 1:31:52Theo Von?

  Dude, I, all I'm saying is, yes, I'm, I'm open to meet a good woman, dude. That's all I'm saying. It's a, look, it's one at a time. It's like, things take time. I'll meet a good woman. It'll happen. Um, Antonio Brown gets out of jail. It's my last question for you. Antonio Brown gets out of jail. Do you think the Texans could use him?

• 1:32:10Speaker 01

  Um, I think the Texans, uh, could use, um, uh, Antonio Brown. I think they could, they could, uh.

• 1:32:19Theo Von?

  What's he in jail for?

• 1:32:20Speaker 01

  He's in jail for attempted murder, I think.

• 1:32:22Theo Von?

  Okay, it's attempted?

• 1:32:24Speaker 01

  Well, at least, at least he missed. I think.

• 1:32:28Theo Von?

  Is that him for sure?

• 1:32:29Speaker 01

  Yes, that is him. Do you know what he did?

• 1:32:31Theo Von?

  Huh?

• 1:32:31Speaker 01

  Do you know what the story is?

• 1:32:33Theo Von?

  Uh-uh.

• 1:32:33Speaker 01

  He was at a, he was at a Aiden Ross's boxing event and gotten some.

• 1:32:38Theo Von?

  Oh, I'd shoot myself if I had to go to that. So.

• 1:32:42Speaker 01

  But he wouldn't, he wouldn't.

• 1:32:44Theo Von?

  I'm joking, Aiden, this is a joke.

• 1:32:46Speaker 01

  It's on, it's on video. You've never seen that?

• 1:32:49Theo Von?

  Mm-hmm. And he shot someone?

• 1:32:51Speaker 01

  Well, he like, uh, he's just running in like, kinda like, it's like an alleyway and you just see him like.

• 1:32:55Theo Von?

  Shoot?

• 1:32:56Speaker 01

  Like kinda shoot at someone. That's why I think it's attempted or whatever, but I wonder why it took so long, cause it was like, cameras everywhere.

• 1:33:03Theo Von?

  Uh, if he gets released, right, do you, would you, do you think the, uh, Texans should sign him?

• 1:33:09Speaker 01

  I think the Texans, if we have another losing season, should have a prison league and then we should sign him. And we should sign everyone that's in prison and, um, do it kinda like the Longest Yard.

• 1:33:21Theo Von?

  Amen.

• 1:33:22Speaker 01

  And that's what we, that's how we bring the back the blue collar vibe of Houston, because we lost it.

• 1:33:26Theo Von?

  Y'all did?

• 1:33:27Speaker 01

  We lost it, yes, because originally Houston was an oil town and then what happened with Houston was everyone, all the oil money guys, like, went and bought up all the, the rights to the seats and now they don't go unless you're like 10 and 1. They, they try to sell the tickets, they never sell them, and if they do, it's the opposing team. So like, all the, all the tickets are owned by like, like, corporate oil, oil and like corporate construction, like, so it's like, you don't have any of the vibe of like, uh, like if you went to Pittsburgh, like, it's like, like the vibe, like, like you go to Green Bay, like, it's like the people, like, that the Houston kinda lost that. They lost their identity.

• 1:34:06Theo Von?

  Amen.

• 1:34:07Speaker 01

  We, but we also had the Oilers leave.

• 1:34:10Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:10Speaker 01

  Which if you're a Tennessee fan.

• 1:34:12Theo Von?

  You know that they ended up here.

• 1:34:13Speaker 01

  Fuck you all for that.

• 1:34:14Theo Von?

  Hey, hey, look, what about the fact they almost won that first season? That's crazy, huh?

• 1:34:19Speaker 01

  That was awesome. They on a, on a freaking throne of things that we have put together.

• 1:34:25Theo Von?

  And who, uh, wh- what was that last play? Tell me that last play?

• 1:34:29Speaker 01

  Oh, was that when they reached?

• 1:34:31Theo Von?

  Who did the reach?

• 1:34:33Speaker 01

  I know exactly. It's against the Rams.

• 1:34:35Theo Von?

  Super Bowl.

• 1:34:37Speaker 01

  Look up Tennessee Predators 10 mile radius.

• 1:34:42Speaker 01

  There's gonna be

• 1:34:43Theo Von?

  Kevin Dyson.

• 1:34:44Speaker 01

  Kevin Dyson, that, that, that play is insane.

• 1:34:47Theo Von?

  Yeah, this is it right here. Look at this, this is for the Super Bowl.

• 1:34:51Speaker 01

  Yep, and y'all deserve every ounce of, every ounce of pain for that. You know what happened to us before we left? We went to the AFC Championship three times and lost to the Bills three times.

• 1:35:02Theo Von?

  The Oilers did?

• 1:35:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:35:04Theo Von?

  Y'all lost to them three times and then they lost three times?

• 1:35:06Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:35:07Theo Von?

  Oh my.

• 1:35:08Speaker 01

  Imagine getting bit, beat by the fucking loser. We've never gotten, go to the party.

• 1:35:13Theo Von?

  Damn.

• 1:35:14Speaker 01

  That's why when the Astros won, like Houston lost their shit.

• 1:35:18Theo Von?

  Wide left, dude.

• 1:35:19Speaker 01

  Well, we also have the Rockets too, we're with Kevin Durant, so we're looking nice.

• 1:35:23Theo Von?

  Wide left, narrow.

• 1:35:24Speaker 01

  What are you talking about, your penis size or what are you talking about?

• 1:35:28Theo Von?

  Or wide right, what was their kick?

• 1:35:30Speaker 01

  Oh, the, oh, the, when, who?

• 1:35:32Theo Von?

  Oh wait, who'd y'all lose two, three times, you said?

• 1:35:34Speaker 01

  We lost to the Bills with Jim Kelly.

• 1:35:36Theo Von?

  Yeah. Wide right, yeah, that's who they kept missing. God.

• 1:35:42Speaker 01

  That's just.

• 1:35:43Theo Von?

  Heartbreaking times, man.

• 1:35:45Speaker 01

  That's just what happens.

• 1:35:46Theo Von?

  That's life, man, you know, sometimes you're just really close, but.

• 1:35:49Speaker 01

  You ever, like, who's, who's your, do you have a pro team?

• 1:35:52Theo Von?

  New Orleans Saints. When you said Cam Jordan, it was awesome.

• 1:35:55Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 1:35:56Theo Von?

  They've had a really tough year.

• 1:35:58Speaker 01

  So, you, so, do, do you, do you go to any games or do you, do you like, uh, you, you watch them on Sundays or are you kind of like more like college?

• 1:36:05Theo Von?

  I'll go watch the games, but I've really fallen in with college football this year.

• 1:36:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:36:08Theo Von?

  You know, I'm gonna go, yeah, just, I'm going to an Ole Miss game, went to a Bama game, went to a Vols game the other night, that was pretty great.

• 1:36:15Speaker 01

  Well, the other thing too, that pisses me off is like NFL now, it's like you can watch it on 20 different.

• 1:36:20Theo Von?

  Yeah, and it's kind of, it's just too much, it just doesn't, I don't know, sometimes it doesn't feel as much like, uh, I don't know, it used to feel different.

• 1:36:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like, like way too transactional now. It's like, you, you wanna watch this game, pay this, you wanna watch it without ads, pay this.

• 1:36:35Theo Von?

  It feels very transactional.

• 1:36:36Speaker 01

  You want a $20 hot dog?

• 1:36:39Theo Von?

  And then?

• 1:36:40Speaker 01

  That was, that was just a question for you.

• 1:36:41Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. No.

• 1:36:43Speaker 01

  No?

• 1:36:44Theo Von?

  I want a two dollar frank, homie.

• 1:36:45Speaker 01

  Alright, you can put it away then, take a second.

• 1:36:47Theo Von?

  I'm still having change, man. I want that two dollar frank, homie. Uh, Sketch, man, thanks for hanging out, dude.

• 1:36:53Speaker 01

  Thanks for having me.

• 1:36:54Theo Von?

  Yeah, bro. I'm looking forward. We gotta grab some dinner?

• 1:36:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:36:57Theo Von?

  I'm not, uh, probably, I'll probably get a little workout in here at home and then I'll come and link up with you.

• 1:37:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, it sounds good. I'll probably, um, you know, just, um, we can get lubed up before.

• 1:37:08Theo Von?

  Oh, God.

• 1:37:09Speaker 01

  That's what I'd call drinking before, like.

• 1:37:10Theo Von?

  Oh, getting lubed up. Okay.

• 1:37:12Speaker 01

  But, but like, that's what I said before everything happened. Now when I say it, it sounds like a dirty joke.

• 1:37:17Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:18Speaker 01

  Things change. That's the only thing. It's like, I can't make as many dirty jokes without people thinking, hey, whoa, hey.

• 1:37:23Theo Von?

  Yeah, that guy's, yeah. That guy's one of us.

• 1:37:27Speaker 01

  Is he being serious right now?

• 1:37:29Theo Von?

  Dude, what the heck, man? Good to see you, bro. I'm happy that you're thriving. I'm happy that you're still figuring it out. Uh, outside of streaming, is there other stuff that you kind of see like that you want to do? Like the landscape kind of changes a lot. You're a creative guy. You're like a one of one. You're so specific with who you, like you, there's no other you, right? So do you find other avenues where you feel like this might be a good fit? Or do you feel like streaming is, is kind of it for now?

• 1:37:51Speaker 01

  Um, streaming's it for now, but I definitely like reality TV aspects. Um, I like hosting stuff. I like, uh, like hosting the Streamer Awards was fun. I, I, but if I had a dream, like to be like, like I, I want to be either in a movie or in a TV show where it's like, like either The Office type vibe where it's like riffing and laughing all the time. Or like Step Brothers, like, I like how Will Ferrell and, uh,

• 1:38:18Theo Von?

  John C. Riley?

• 1:38:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, John C. Riley and like Kenny Powers and stuff like that. Like, uh, I like the way that like when you watch their blooper reel, like it's like, they're just like shooting the shit.

• 1:38:28Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:28Speaker 01

  Like that would be a dream role.

• 1:38:29Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 1:38:30Speaker 01

  Or like to be, be able to like find something that was like, to cling to.

• 1:38:35Theo Von?

  Or treasure hunting. What about that?

• 1:38:40Speaker 01

  We're actually thinking about something like that.

• 1:38:42Theo Von?

  Hmm, really?

• 1:38:43Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:38:44Theo Von?

  I can see that a hundred percent, dude.

• 1:38:45Speaker 01

  We're gonna start doing geocache streams. You know geocaching is?

• 1:38:51Theo Von?

  Mm-mm.

• 1:38:51Speaker 01

  It's where you go hide, you go hide stuff and people go find it.

• 1:38:55Theo Von?

  Geocaching is a real world treasure hunt using GPS-enabled devices to find hidden containers called geocaches. Geocaches?

• 1:39:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:39:03Theo Von?

  Wow, dude, that sounds amazing.

• 1:39:04Speaker 01

  It's really fun, actually.

• 1:39:06Theo Von?

  Oh, bro, it sounds fascinating. So wait, so you, uh...

• 1:39:08Speaker 01

  It's all over, it's all over the world.

• 1:39:10Theo Von?

  So how would you be able to do it? Like, give me an example of what that would be like.

• 1:39:13Speaker 01

  So you go on like a geocaching app and like they give you like the coordinates and they kind of like maybe describe where it's hidden and like you kind of have to go find it. Like it could be under a rock, it could be up in a tree.

• 1:39:24Theo Von?

  And who hides the stuff? Anyone?

• 1:39:26Speaker 01

  Um, it's kind of like a, like a, it's anyone. It's, it's like a, it's like a very community type thing. Like the people that take stuff usually replace it with something like, you know, like that type of vibe.

• 1:39:40Theo Von?

  So it's kind of like the Burning Man of treasure hunting? Like it's kind of like you take, you put, you, you give back, that sort of thing?

• 1:39:45Speaker 01

  It's pretty sick.

• 1:39:46Theo Von?

  Um, and so, but people can hide anything. It can be a poem, it could be money, it could just be something like a positive like affirmation, it could be anything.

• 1:39:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'd be pretty pissed if it was a positive affirmation. It takes, it takes a while to get a lot, get a lot of that stuff. If it just said life's good, I'd be, I'd be like, it cost me thirty dollars of gas, motherfucker, we're in California right now.

• 1:40:06Theo Von?

  Did you, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, what would be a good reality show, dude? I'm trying to think of some good names.

• 1:40:12Speaker 01

  Okay. Influencers versus the real world.

• 1:40:16Theo Von?

  Ooh.

• 1:40:17Speaker 01

  So you would take, you take people and say like change a wind turbine. Like you know how it's high up, so someone that's scared of heights go like take an influencer that, like that's their, that's their fear? Or like take them and make them do like a dirty job of like, that's something like that they don't, they don't like to do, like change sewer or something like...

• 1:40:34Theo Von?

  And have them, have them go against the actual person that does that for a job in the real world?

• 1:40:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, like either like have it walk through or like just something where it's like... Because like people always go like, well, they're like the is streaming hurting harder than that? Like that rage bait question, but like doing that.

• 1:40:49Theo Von?

  Like what rage bait question?

• 1:40:50Speaker 01

  People like, there's a rage bait question that uh is streaming harder than a real job.

• 1:40:54Theo Von?

  Oh, got it.

• 1:40:56Speaker 01

  And like uh like like it's it's not because you're like you just turn on a camera and chill, but like the usually those type of people don't have calloused hands like dealing like if you do it in like blue collar work.

• 1:41:09Theo Von?

  Yeah, you'll have calluses on those fingertips just from hitting like, you know, uh.

• 1:41:12Speaker 01

  I got calluses on this hand from rubbing my pecker too many times.

• 1:41:15Theo Von?

  Ooh, you're a pecker?

• 1:41:19Theo Von?

  Um, what was another? Oh, are you smarter than a meth head would be good?

• 1:41:24Speaker 01

  That is, that's actually a great one.

• 1:41:25Theo Von?

  Is that a show already?

• 1:41:26Speaker 01

  I think there is a guy that goes around and street treat interviews uh.

• 1:41:30Theo Von?

  Or dude, meth versus math, right? So somebody has to do math problems really fast before some meth head just chews their fucking arms and legs off, dude.

• 1:41:40Speaker 01

  If you found the right method, though, meth meth is supposed to it's it's supposed to make you stronger, apparently.

• 1:41:46Theo Von?

  Oh dude, for sure, dude.

• 1:41:48Speaker 01

  Do you know how meth was invented?

• 1:41:49Theo Von?

  Uh?

• 1:41:49Speaker 01

  Do you know uh the Nazis invented meth?

• 1:41:52Theo Von?

  Oh, they did?

• 1:41:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was it was a Nazi invention to keep uh, cause it they it it lowers your appetite, keeps you up. And it was like a way like during the war two, like to keep keep your troops like, cause they're fighting in in Russia, so like.

• 1:42:05Theo Von?

  Oh, that's a good point, huh? Right here it says methamphetamine known as pervitin. During Nazi Germany was first synthesized in a usable form by the German pharmaceutical company Temler Werke. In nineteen thirty seven, it was introduced as a legal stimulant similar similar to coffee and quickly became popular for its ability to keep users awake and alert. Fuck yeah, dude, meth versus math. Some dude, some dude walks into a classroom, huge math problem, he's gotta solve it, he has thirty seconds before a meth head gets loose in there. And fucking starts nibbling his fucking nipples off, dude.

• 1:42:37Speaker 01

  Get a more than a nipple off.

• 1:42:39Theo Von?

  Oh dude, yeah.

• 1:42:40Speaker 01

  A little bit, I think the they talk about meth in that thing like they talk about coke and and Coca-Cola back in the day. Meth was meth, meth is fucking, I've never done meth.

• 1:42:51Theo Von?

  That would be crazy.

• 1:42:52Speaker 01

  Mom and dad.

• 1:42:53Theo Von?

  Me, yeah, yeah, mom and dad, never done meth. Yeah, dude, I'm trying to think of anything else that would be a good game.

• 1:42:59Speaker 01

  Like a good game show?

• 1:43:00Theo Von?

  Yeah, like a good game show. I think that meth thing would be good. Or anything else we didn't talk about? I think we covered a lot of stuff, huh?

• 1:43:08Speaker 01

  We covered a lot of stuff. You got anything else you want to talk about?

• 1:43:15Theo Von?

  No, I think it's just like, I think for me, I just like realizing I just gotta let things be, you know? Just let this like, you know, you sometimes you try to plan, you try to think of this and you can have some planning and stuff like that, but just to take a step back and just let things be sometimes, you know?

• 1:43:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, soak in the moment.

• 1:43:31Theo Von?

  Yeah, just give things a chance to be a little bit more and see what happens, you know? It's hard for me to sometimes, uh...

• 1:43:37Speaker 01

  Like, are you a person that you don't like, you're like, you realize the good times after you're out of the good times type? Like, in, in the moment, like, you're like?

• 1:43:45Theo Von?

  Yeah, I just, I have so many like, like, just carrying different expectations or hoping this happens, you know? Just like, sometimes it's just like, hey, man, just let it be and just that God's got you here for a reason and that this is what's going on and that everything's gonna be okay, even though you might have different ideas and stuff that everything's gonna be fine.

• 1:44:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:44:01Theo Von?

  You know?

• 1:44:02Speaker 01

  Definitely. Having faith is a, is a big...

• 1:44:06Theo Von?

  Yeah. So I think just working on that probably a little bit more is something that, you know, I'm like thinking about a lot.

• 1:44:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:44:14Speaker 01

  Bubba is here for you if you need anything.

• 1:44:17Theo Von?

  Yeah, thanks, man. I know that. I appreciate that. You always check in like with some positive energy or see what's going on, so...

• 1:44:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, you FaceTimed me in the, in the sauna.

• 1:44:26Theo Von?

  I appreciate that, yeah. Pretty cool.

• 1:44:28Speaker 01

  You were pretty, you were pretty liquided up.

• 1:44:31Theo Von?

  That was sweat.

• 1:44:32Speaker 01

  That was a lot of sweat.

• 1:44:33Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:34Speaker 01

  Lights were off, too.

• 1:44:36Theo Von?

  I couldn't even get him to work.

• 1:44:38Speaker 01

  Who gets in a sauna without the lights working? That is, I told him, that's a bath house. That's not a, that is not a sauna. The lights are off and it's a sauna? That's not, you're, you're, brother, you're... We've been in the same place.

• 1:44:52Theo Von?

  What's up, brother? That's a cock.

• 1:44:54Speaker 01

  No! You weren't reaching for the door. Why is there, why is there so many holes?

• 1:44:59Theo Von?

  Holy shit. Here's what I'm saying is, dude, you remember the first time that you ever saw a tit when you were a kid or not?

• 1:45:07Speaker 01

  Hmm, not this first time, I think.

• 1:45:10Theo Von?

  Or you ever touched a tit or saw a real tit?

• 1:45:13Speaker 01

  I'm trying to think of like the first time I saw a real one.

• 1:45:16Theo Von?

  When was that time you saw a real tit? Remember it?

• 1:45:18Speaker 01

  Like, I've seen so many now.

• 1:45:21Theo Von?

  Oh, my bad, bro.

• 1:45:22Speaker 01

  No, not like that, like more just like, just.

• 1:45:25Theo Von?

  Fucking tit Ricky over here, dude.

• 1:45:27Speaker 01

  You're.

• 1:45:28Theo Von?

  How many tits have you seen?

• 1:45:29Speaker 01

  Your pussy, the platypus.

• 1:45:32Theo Von?

  Dude, I'm just saying, I had a little.

• 1:45:34Speaker 01

  A little? Sounded like you had a lot. You had a whole mouthful.

• 1:45:38Theo Von?

  Bro, I, we had this kid named Reginald who had seen a tit, right? And people heard that he had seen one and we were like, motherfucking Reginald. We're like, we're like, Reginald, what did it look like? And he could, he had like a little bit of like a stutter kind of, and he couldn't even fucking tell us. And we're like, trying to shake it out of him.

• 1:45:54Speaker 01

  Trying to, trying to get the, we had a waterboard of him to get the.

• 1:45:57Theo Von?

  Draw that tit, Reginald. You know, he'd be like, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit. And with tit, you can't tell if somebody's stuttering or they're just saying tit over and over again, dude. It's like, it's kind of tough to know because there's not a lot of letters in it or whatever.

• 1:46:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:46:11Theo Von?

  I would be like, damn it, Reginald, tell us what it was like.

• 1:46:14Speaker 01

  Do you remember the first one you saw then?

• 1:46:15Theo Von?

  Tit, tit, tit.

• 1:46:17Speaker 01

  Or it was, it was Reginald's?

• 1:46:18Theo Von?

  Reginald saw it. And we all fucking cornered him. Dude, I remember the next day we saw him at school. We were like, Reginald saw a fricking tit. Reginald, you better get over here right now.

• 1:46:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta, you gotta show us.

• 1:46:29Theo Von?

  And Reginald, I think was low key gay. So he didn't, he shouldn't even have been seeing a tit, which I think is one thing that made everybody kind of upset. Like, dude, we've all been praying for tits and Reginald gets the.

• 1:46:39Speaker 01

  The one guy that doesn't like it. The one guy that doesn't like it.

• 1:46:42Theo Von?

  The one guy who's like that, oh, that's a small little tummy with a, with a bump on it, you know? What are you talking about, Reginald? That's a tit.

• 1:46:50Speaker 01

  That's a succulent. God.

• 1:46:53Theo Von?

  This is ti ti ti ti first you just wanted to just fucking shake it out of him that's a damn titty Reginald

• 1:46:59Speaker 01

  First dip light it's all had so much hair and it looked like a Venus flytrap

• 1:47:03Theo Von?

  Ooh and who was he?

• 1:47:05Speaker 01

  Who was he? No, he was it was a she!

• 1:47:08Theo Von?

  Yeah, sure it was huh? Alright, we'll see you uh we'll see you guys in the future, man.

• 1:47:14Speaker 01

  Definitely. Are you talking about them in the future or us?

• 1:47:17Theo Von?

  I'm gonna jump on your stream tomorrow, man.

• 1:47:18Speaker 01

  Let's do it.

• 1:47:19Theo Von?

  Help make some fun content.

• 1:47:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm so down.

• 1:47:22Theo Von?

  I've never done it. The only other stream I yeah.

• 1:47:24Speaker 01

  You did speeds?

• 1:47:24Theo Von?

  I'm gonna jump on. I got to meet Speed. That was the first time I'd ever met him. So it's kind of a lot. He like showed up. Dude, his life's insane, though.

• 1:47:31Speaker 01

  He moves like the president. It's insane.

• 1:47:34Theo Von?

  I mean, he moves like the president. Speed had more. He had as many people around him as I would say like uh the pre like uh when I saw the vice president.

• 1:47:43Speaker 01

  It's and it's it's insane. Like, I went to a soccer game and we were in the same box and those kids like and like people like he he left at like halftime because there was kids like just below his suite just going Speed, Speed, Speed. I was like, holy shit.

• 1:47:58Theo Von?

  It was pretty miraculous to see. But just get to to to get to see it. Say it, Reginald! Just to get to see him and uh and see what his world was like was pretty awesome. Yeah, and the fact that he came by, it was nice of him, you know, that's just a lot of pressure doing that. He was doing like a 50-state tour or something.

• 1:48:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's he's awesome. So he's actually really cool. But I got to meet him a couple of times.

• 1:48:21Theo Von?

  Yeah, he seemed like a cool guy, man. I mean, he was cool. He's just it was so it was so quick, you know?

• 1:48:25Speaker 01

  That's that's why I like when I do my streams or whatever, I do like to meet before meet the people beforehand.

• 1:48:31Theo Von?

  And just at least say, hey, yeah.

• 1:48:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, because then you then it's like uh you know what people like and don't like and that type of stuff.

• 1:48:37Theo Von?

  Yeah. Um, well, thanks so much for hanging out, dude. It's great to see you again and uh

• 1:48:43Speaker 01

  It's you too.

• 1:48:44Theo Von?

  Seeing you this weekend and

• 1:48:46Speaker 01

  Can I get a pair of those shoes too and?

• 1:48:48Theo Von?

  These?

• 1:48:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:48:50Theo Von?

  Yeah, dude, these are awesome. You can't see, but these are great.

• 1:48:53Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 1:48:53Theo Von?

  Yeah, dude, these are great, dude. These are these new Jordans.

• 1:48:57Speaker 01

  Are you serious?

• 1:48:57Theo Von?

  Yeah, the retirement Jordans. Fuck no, these are fucking slippers, dude. These are damn fris- actually, these are some spaghetti sauce companies.

• 1:49:05Speaker 01

  You gonna find a lady in that?

• 1:49:07Theo Von?

  That's the problem, I think.

• 1:49:08Speaker 01

  I could style you.

• 1:49:10Theo Von?

  You might be right.

• 1:49:12Speaker 01

  Let me see if I threw a chain on you, you think that would work?

• 1:49:15Theo Von?

  Maybe. We do like that and then suddenly I'm like wearing your shit?

• 1:49:19Speaker 01

  Yeah. Depends on which closet you go in.

• 1:49:23Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:49:23Speaker 01

  Might come out looking like Wonder Woman.

• 1:49:25Theo Von?

  Yeah, might come out wondering about men.

• 1:49:30Theo Von?

  Alright, bro, love you dude.

• 1:49:32Speaker 01

  Love you too.

• 1:49:32Theo Von?

  Thank you so much for uh, just uh, being alive and creating cool stuff. You're gonna do so much creative stuff in the world and uh, I'm happy to be here to witness it and always here if I can help. And, and thank you too for just being uh, somebody to reach out and, and check in and see what's going on.

• 1:49:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro, love you.

• 1:49:46Theo Von?

  Love you too, man.

• 1:49:47Speaker 01

  It's also, it's also always fun to be here.

• 1:49:50Theo Von?

  BLM dude.

• 1:49:52Speaker 01

  BLM.

• 1:49:53Theo Von?

  I'll see you in the Subaru.

• 1:49:53Speaker 01

  Let's do it. Love you, girl.

• 1:49:55Theo Von?

  Love you too.