Ask, Tell, Confess: Wash Your Ass, Wash Your Chicken

Bunnie kicks off Ask, Tell, Confess by sharing her at-home spray tan technique (warning: cheeks may be spread), and things only get wilder from there. The girls asked for anonymous food service confessions, and now they’re questioning every meal they’ve ever eaten. From tampon hands in the ice bin to scissoring in the walk-in freezer, spit coffee, and ball-buttered rolls, no one is safe. Reminder - be nice to your food handlers! Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

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• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 1:01Bunnie XO?

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• 2:28Bunnie XO?

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• 3:13Bunnie XO?

  I love you guys so much, and that's a lot of kisses, actually. Gotta go bye.

• 3:36Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends. Welcome to another Ask Tail Confess.

• 3:50Bunnie XO?

  How was that? Did we like it?

• 3:52Speaker 02

  I like that one too. You always, you always come up with good ones.

• 3:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh gosh. Uh, so I just want to let everybody know, I'm sitting here before you, a bronzed, golden, bubbly goddess.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  You are progressively getting darker.

• 4:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, my neck and my fucking face do not match right now. Let me just tell you that. I did level two today on my new spray tan machine I bought from my house and it has a three to four hour window where you, it's an express tan. So you only have to keep it on for three or four hours.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:24Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  That is your, that is right up your alley.

• 4:27Bunnie XO?

  Right up my alley.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  Haley will literally sleep in it for three days.

• 4:30Bunnie XO?

  I, no offense to any of the girlies that does this, that do this at home, but I cannot sleep in a spray tan.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:37Bunnie XO?

  How do you sleep in a spray tan?

• 4:39Speaker 02

  I, I know, like, okay, I don't spray tan, but I have seen on TikTok where girls have like specific sheets designed for their sleeping spray tans and stuff. No, no.

• 4:49Bunnie XO?

  One, I wouldn't want to smell that all night while I'm sleeping. Two, I would feel so dirty and grimy. And if you happen to just sweat a little bit in your sleep.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  Be all runny and stuff?

• 5:00Bunnie XO?

  Bro, not even runny, just the smell that would emit off of you. There's no fricking way.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  No.

• 5:06Bunnie XO?

  And I just want to tell you guys for the record, getting a spray tan and washing it off four hours later after getting it on is the same as sleeping in it.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  Haley would argue that, but I believe it because I've watched your spray tans look perfectly fine after washing it.

• 5:21Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Like I, you don't have to sleep in it all night. I couldn't sleep in all those chemicals. This is the only like real chemically thing I do to my body besides botox. And I couldn't sleep in it. There's no way.

• 5:32Speaker 02

  No, I don't want.

• 5:33Bunnie XO?

  It makes me want to jump out of my skin.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Bunny had me spray tan one time and it looked like someone literally shat through a screen door.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  So we're not doing that. She goes, you want to tan? I said, no.

• 5:45Bunnie XO?

  No, we're going to get you in the tanning booth.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 5:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we have to.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 5:48Bunnie XO?

  You gotta give it one more chance.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  I've never done it before, but I am down.

• 5:53Bunnie XO?

  Will you spread your cheeks in there?

• 5:55Speaker 03

  You can do that.

• 5:55Bunnie XO?

  Spread the old my conchos. Oh yeah, I bend over and spread my cheeks whenever I get sprayed. I can't stand the lines under people's asses. I'm just tearing everybody up today. But you know, the lines, the tan lines that people get under their ass cheeks? You never have that. If you bend over and just fucking spread your cheeks while it sprays, be bent over. And then as the spray goes up your back, stand up, you know? Instead of just having that fucking flappy flap underneath. No, I'm good. And I got a whole lot of ass. So if I fucking had those white fucking marks under my legs, oh, under my cheeks, it would be down to my fucking kneecap.

• 6:31Bunnie XO?

  So, you know, I can't do it, dude. I can't fucking do it.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  This is great. I love that we opened the segment with this.

• 6:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  I'm enjoying it.

• 6:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah. All right. So speaking of segments, we did something new on Patreon. If you're a Patreon member, you know that you, that if you guys want to partake in the show every week, all you gotta do is just subscribe. And I think you can subscribe any tier and you can do this.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  Everyone gets to be a part of Ask Tell Confess. Welcome to the community.

• 6:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah. So this week, Mimi had a great idea of asking people, if they've ever worked in the fast food, if they've ever worked in food service, to give us all of their secrets, like was the food fresh, prepackaged or what? Was there something that would make you never eat there now? What's the worst thing you ever saw someone do to a drink or food? And we promise to keep everybody anonymous. And let's just say, I'm never eating out again.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  I never ever, ever want to eat anywhere.

• 7:30Bunnie XO?

  Anywhere. I'm already weird about shit, but now it's fucking confirmed.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Restaurant I even slightly enjoyed was on the list.

• 7:39Bunnie XO?

  Bro, it's fucking rough. We might even do this for two Ask Tell Confesses. It's crazy.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  There is well over a hundred comments already, and I only posted this last night. I can't imagine how far this is going to go because it is like definitely trending on our Patreon right now. Because even people are like going in and reading the stories.

• 7:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  And commenting under, it's, it's a lot, guys.

• 8:03Bunnie XO?

  No, it's brutal. Why don't we, you go ahead and kick it off. All right, you kick it off.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  This one. Again, we are keeping everyone anonymous because I did read some of these that you guys are currently working at these places and you are sharing their secrets. This person isn't currently working there, but they used to clean for a dining, like a very fine dining restaurant in Greettown Detroit. I don't know what Greettown Detroit is, but I know never to eat there now. An hour before closing, they got a table. I watched the cook grab rice out of the garbage with just scoop the rice out of the garbage and put it on someone's plate. Disgusting. I about puked FYI. Don't eat at the Parthenon if you come to Detroit.

• 8:46Bunnie XO?

  Oh my God.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  I am such a weirdo about things that enter the trash are never to come back out of the trash.

• 8:54Bunnie XO?

  Ever.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  Jason knows like if even if he was to accidentally just throw something on top or I, I have a weird, weird thing about things that enter the trash can't come back out.

• 9:05Bunnie XO?

  Same. I don't like it.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  Scooped someone's rice and put it on their plate.

• 9:09Bunnie XO?

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• 10:51Bunnie XO?

  All right.

• 10:53Bunnie XO?

  So this lady said, oh lordy lord, I've been in the service industry for about six years and I've seen some questionable things. But this may be the icing on the cake. When I was a manager at the sports bar, it was closing time and two of my coworkers were there. I said my piece and left. I had to turn around because I forgot my phone and I noticed that the cooler light was left on. I walk in and those two coworkers were scissoring each other in the cooler. I was shook. Let me fucking tell you something. I have never seen scissor sisters in real life. And that was a sight to see. Long story short, the bartender was engaged to one of my husband's best friends.

• 11:33Bunnie XO?

  He was outside waiting for her in the car while she was scissoring in the fucking freezer.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  Scissor me timbers, what?

• 11:44Speaker 02

  Yeah. Could you just imagine the juices splashing everywhere? Cause I mean, they don't cover everything in deep freezes, I don't think, you know, sometimes you have like lettuce and stuff just laying.

• 11:54Bunnie XO?

  But my thing is, is like your husband's outside, why not invite him to join? Why not take it home? Why do it in the cooler?

• 12:02Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 12:03Bunnie XO?

  Whose vagina can get wet in a fucking cooler?

• 12:06Speaker 02

  Could you imagine frostbite on your pussy lips?

• 12:08Bunnie XO?

  No, I could not. Like that beef jerky lips? No, no, thank you. I don't want that.

• 12:14Speaker 02

  Little shriveled up lips.

• 12:16Bunnie XO?

  Shrived up pruney lips? Like who was that? There's nothing warm and inviting about a cooler.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  No, I mean, maybe they, it's hot and heavy and they needed to cool down a bit, but.

• 12:24Bunnie XO?

  But here's my thing, were they using a toy? Was there something in between that they were scissoring together or were they just mashing hootenannies?

• 12:30Speaker 02

  I think they were just mashing hootenannies.

• 12:33Bunnie XO?

  That doesn't feel good. I've done it before. It doesn't feel good. There's nothing that feels good about mashing hootenannies.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  Imagine mashing hootenannies on the mashed taters. This is so wrong, bro.

• 12:46Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  It's so bad.

• 12:47Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  Okay, I will tell you though, when I was going through these stories, I didn't even read that one. The amount of things that happen in a walk-in freezer.

• 12:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:57Speaker 02

  Is very disheartening.

• 12:59Bunnie XO?

  It's kind of scary because you can get locked in there too. Like it's.

• 13:03Speaker 02

  Is there not an escape button?

• 13:05Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I'm not sure. I know a couple of people have died in freezers before. Yeah, there's a couple of people have died in freezers.

• 13:11Speaker 02

  Oh, you know what? Yeah. Someone died at Walmart by my house one time. My first dead body I saw was at Walmart. She, she fell behind the, um, milk.

• 13:22Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 13:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:24Bunnie XO?

  What do you mean she fell behind the milk?

• 13:26Speaker 02

  I don't know. They just found her behind the milk.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  I used to work at Walmart and like back there in that cooler area, you can for sure. If, if you died in there, it's gonna be a while before anybody finds you. Cause it's just stacks of milk.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, she died the night before and I was shopping that af- that next afternoon when they were wheeling her out.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 13:44Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy. So she had like a medical emergency.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  I, I, I don't know whatever happened probably, or slipped maybe, like if it's wet back there.

• 13:53Bunnie XO?

  Can you imagine that your final resting place?

• 13:55Speaker 02

  Walmart freezer.

• 13:56Bunnie XO?

  Gosh.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  Right by the oat milk or something, you know, just.

• 14:00Bunnie XO?

  Oh, that, well, I don't drink milk, but by the way, you guys both worked at Walmart.

• 14:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:05Bunnie XO?

  Hey, we work at Walmart.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  Walmart gang.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Walmart gang.

• 14:09Bunnie XO?

  Gang, gang.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 14:10Bunnie XO?

  Gang, gang.

• 14:11Speaker 02

  Uh, hated every second of it.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  This one said, I worked at Sonic in high school and I watched a girl. I'd watch a girl pull a tampon out and throw it in the trash and then put her hands into the ice bin where the drinks are made. Just to eat the ice. They would also wash off the cups that fell on the floor and reuse them.

• 14:36Bunnie XO?

  This is why I won't eat fast food unless I'm like going through like severe PMS and just have to have something. I literally, if I order something from a fast food restaurant, I will open it up and peel it apart to dissect it before I'll eat it because I don't trust motherfuckers, dude.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  I mean, that you're just out there not washing your hands after

• 14:55Bunnie XO?

  You're out there pulling tampons out in front of people and then just fucking touching people's food. But my thing is, is like, why would you not have the same consideration for other people that you would for yourself? Are you doing that for yourself?

• 15:10Speaker 02

  Do you go home and do that? I mean, that just might be one of those nasty, inhabited people that's like, you literally do that at home to yourself. The amount of times I wash my hands is sickening. I mean, I kind of feel like it's a little OCD, like especially if I'm cooking, I don't know if that about you, but like if I touch something while I'm cooking, I'm like, the water's kind of running and just every two seconds.

• 15:31Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  It's weird. Raw chicken and stuff.

• 15:34Bunnie XO?

  I'm always washing, I wash my chicken. People think I'm weird because I wash my chicken.

• 15:38Speaker 02

  Oh, I got so much hell on one video because they said that. They were like, you spray salmonella when you wash chicken.

• 15:44Bunnie XO?

  Listen, I've been washing chicken all my fucking life and I'm fine. Okay. I don't want to fucking eat slimy ass fucking chicken, bro. Okay. Wash your ass, wash your chicken.

• 15:57Bunnie XO?

  Okay. That's how you gotta do it, dude.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  Can we name this podcast Wash Your Ass and Wash Your Chicken?

• 16:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, please, because I'm tired of it, dude. Listen, when you open up that wrapping of chicken, first of all, there is nothing but like yellow slimy juice in there. And you're telling me that you don't want to wash that off? You want to fucking just that that adds to the flavor? Does it give it a little zing? Like, I don't want it. I would rather fucking wash my chicken than deal with that.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  I will say, we also saw what happened to the Butterball turkeys.

• 16:30Bunnie XO?

  What happened? Remember they were... Fucked? Yeah. Who fucked him? We covered that on a segment. I remember, but who was fucking him? Like the workers. But it was like while they were alive, though, right? Yeah, I mean, I don't want someone's juices all over my juices. Yeah, no, and you never know what it is, dude. Like, it's just too much. It's too much. I don't like it. I don't like it either. So, fucking washer chicken, you dirty fucks.

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• 17:56Bunnie XO?

  Alright. Next one.

• 18:02Bunnie XO?

  When we were 14, my best friend and I used to work at Tim Horton's drive-thru, Prince Edward Island in Canada. I was about to say, that's a Canadian thing. And we used to make a special pot of coffee every shift for the biggest perverts and pricks that used to repeatedly come to the drive-thru and try to pick us up. So we would all take turns spitting in it, and we would let it sit for the whole shift, so it would be so strong you could walk on it. And sometimes we'd leave dead flies in the bottom of their cups. And we also would give the diabetic guy sugar.

• 18:34Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god.

• 18:35Speaker 02

  That's attempted murder.

• 18:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a crime.

• 18:37Bunnie XO?

  This was back in the day when we were not allowed to accept tips and there used to be a man that came through and thought he was Elvis and his wife was Elizabeth Taylor. Every single time he'd buy one or two coffees and pay with a $50 bill or $100 bill and tell us to keep the change. Luckily for us, our managers like to be out back smoking all the time and would leave us alone and we'd pocket that cash and make enough in tips from that one guy to pay for our booze for the whole weekend. And then we used to also make an alcoholic who was a regular customer go to the liquor store for us and meet us at our cars after work. We didn't realize he was an alcoholic. He used to keep an empty Labatt's blue 24 case cardboard box in his front seat right next to him.

• 19:19Bunnie XO?

  We're from a town with one set of stoplights that was just installed that one year and one restaurant and one drive through. It was very rural and everyone was from the country and everybody drank and drove back in those days. So we figured he was always just having a beer with us, but later we realized that that was where he kept his eight tracks. We just thought he always had a buzz on all the time. We went on to work at other establishments in our lifetime and of course, we would have the same regular customers at those spots as well. A few folks repeatedly were victims of our intentional lifelong revenge. Once in a while, the law was not always on our side when we would be partying, so the police officers got some special treatment as well with their meals from time to time. This woman is spilling the tea.

• 20:03Bunnie XO?

  The moral of the story is don't fuck with people who handle your food. If you don't mind, it's probably best you keep my name confidential. Please ladies, if you use this. Of course, we would never sell you out, but holy shit lady. I think there was like, there was attempted murder in there. There was.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  You confessed a lot.

• 20:19Bunnie XO?

  That was a lot.

• 20:20Speaker 02

  Tampering with cops, attempted murder.

• 20:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:23Speaker 02

  This was crazy.

• 20:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:25Speaker 02

  An alcoholic?

• 20:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, how did he fit in the scheme of things?

• 20:27Speaker 02

  I don't know. He was just part of the story.

• 20:29Bunnie XO?

  Oh, they were 14 and he was buying alcohol.

• 20:32Speaker 02

  Another illegal, alright.

• 20:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 20:34Bunnie XO?

  You just admitted to a lot of crimes, baby. Luckily, we are, well, I'm from the streets, so we're not gonna fuckin'.

• 20:39Speaker 02

  We're not gonna.

• 20:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we're not gonna tell on you.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  You know?

• 20:41Bunnie XO?

  We're not snitches, but uh, that was a lot to take in. I.

• 20:47Bunnie XO?

  The diabetic, giving the diabetic sugar.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  That breaks my heart.

• 20:50Bunnie XO?

  That hurts my heart because that's fucking scary. You know, like, I get it.

• 20:56Speaker 02

  Unless he was doing something really malicious to them.

• 21:00Bunnie XO?

  I mean, but is it worth trying to kill somebody? You know, okay, well, I don't think it's worth trying to kill somebody. I think if somebody's being mean to you, of course, spit in their burger, put a fly in their fucking coffee, whatever, I guess, if that's the type of shit you want to do. But don't fucking try to kill the diabetic man.

• 21:18Speaker 02

  It's like the, uh, have you guys seen, we got a lot of these also. It's like when people are rude in like the Starbucks drive through, they give people decaf instead of regular. I'm like, I never would have thought to do that. Like, these people have to like, be sitting there scheming to, I don't know, I guess you're, I never worked in fast food. So this was like all very eye opening to me of like how much control these people have.

• 21:43Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, no, it's wild. I've worked in fast food. I, my first job was at Fat Burger and I never fucked with anybody's food. I can honestly say, I never, ever, ever fucked with anybody's food. And then, um, I worked in like a couple of ice cream shops and, but I would never fuck with people's food. I was too scared. I, I just didn't want to.

• 22:01Speaker 02

  My dad was a chef and he always said, just never send your food back.

• 22:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  Is the only thing he always told us. And I, I don't think I've almost ever sent food back.

• 22:10Bunnie XO?

  I think I've sent like a steak back to be cooked a little bit longer. Or something that was like still fucking mooing, but I don't send.

• 22:16Speaker 02

  If it's bleeding out on my plate, I'll send it back.

• 22:18Bunnie XO?

  I don't send anybody, any food back and I always will order something new. Like, I'll be like, no, bring me, I'll keep this here, bring me another plate of something.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't send stuff back.

• 22:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  Typically. This girl worked at a steakhouse that gave fresh rolls with butter that people just loved. The guys in the back used to rub the rolls on their balls before they took them out to customers.

• 22:38Bunnie XO?

  Just for no fucking reason?

• 22:40Speaker 02

  Eat free bread, people.

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• 24:11Speaker 06

  I just ruined my day.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  If someone rubs my Texas Roadhouse rolls on their balls, I would be so mad.

• 24:20Bunnie XO?

  Just one pub, just sitting on the buttery roll.

• 24:27Bunnie XO?

  Just one little gleaming pub that's just in like a spotlight when they sit it on your table.

• 24:33Speaker 02

  I just talked about how much I loved bread at lunch the other day.

• 24:36Bunnie XO?

  You asked for bread, you asked for bread everywhere we go.

• 24:39Speaker 02

  That's my favorite thing and now I can never.

• 24:42Bunnie XO?

  I don't understand why they're fucking rubbing their balls on people's fucking bread though. Like, everybody needs bread.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 24:48Bunnie XO?

  Like, no, it's like, that's rude because nobody even pissed them off. It's just fucking people going to enjoy dinner.

• 24:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, why are you gonna put your fucking balls on my bread?

• 24:57Bunnie XO?

  Nobody wants your fucking hairy nads on our bread, bro.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  Ew.

• 25:01Bunnie XO?

  Alright, I'm fucking thoroughly disgusted. I'm never eating out anywhere ever again. I worked at Hardee's in high school when I dropped out at 16 and was a heroin addict because the owner was my dealer and he also owned a strip club. They would legit shoot up right next to the food. Some tweakers would scratch their face over the food. No one but me wore gloves, was just a fucking cesspool for junkies. And so many older people ate there every morning like a morning ritual. After about a week, I quit because that was so overwhelming for me with OCD and it made my heart break for all the people that ate there. A few months later, I went to the strip club he owned and after about an hour, I realized there was no one ever on the poles.

• 25:45Bunnie XO?

  It was a strip club, but it was just prostitutes that were full blown tweakers and one was his own daughter. Never talked to my dealer again and after that, because what in the actual fuck is going on with that dude?

• 25:58Speaker 02

  What?

• 26:00Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  You're just scratching your scabs over the food?

• 26:03Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I will fucking beat the living daylights out of somebody if I ever saw that happening.

• 26:08Speaker 02

  You know, this also makes me question the people who witnessed this happening.

• 26:12Bunnie XO?

  And don't, that's what I was just about to say. This would make me beat the daylights out of somebody, especially if it was somebody who witnessed it and just let it happen.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  You're, I feel like you're just as bad. Like you were, you're condoning that kind of behavior and witnessing these people consume this food. Those little old people don't know any better, like, you know, like the little old men who always go down.

• 26:34Bunnie XO?

  They got like a fucking chunk of heroin or something in their food, you know, or like.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  Or like, what if them, one of them has like.

• 26:41Bunnie XO?

  A disease.

• 26:41Speaker 02

  A disease or STD or something like in that bloodstream and the.

• 26:44Bunnie XO?

  Ah.

• 26:45Speaker 02

  Oh, how sad. You could take that person out.

• 26:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, bro. Like you guys, please, if you're listening to this and you ever have the urge to fuck with somebody's food.

• 26:54Speaker 02

  Don't.

• 26:55Bunnie XO?

  Don't do it. Like.

• 26:56Speaker 02

  Don't.

• 26:56Bunnie XO?

  I get that their people are assholes and I get that fucking, you know, you want to get back at them for making you feel less than. But honestly, you're stooping to their level when you, when you do shit like this.

• 27:08Speaker 02

  Stop them if you see it.

• 27:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Stop people when you see it. Don't treat people like that. Even people who are fucking rude to you, be nice to them. Smile at them. They might need that fucking smile.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  They're probably being mad and mean to you because they got their own shit going on.

• 27:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Which doesn't give them an excuse, but still, it's like, you know, fucking two wrongs don't make a right.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:27Bunnie XO?

  All right. And that's our TED Talk.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  Balls on my bread.

• 27:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 27:32Bunnie XO?

  Mimi's still mad about the bologna bread. Oh God, I'm never eating out again. I love you guys. We're about to go on a two week run. I'm not, I got meal preps. She does. She's got an entire box of meal preps. I've got meal preps for everybody, if you guys want some. All right, guys, we'll continue this next week. Love you. Bye.

• 27:55Bunnie XO?

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• 28:38Bunnie XO?

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