THE FRUIT LOOPS TASTE CHALLENGE EXPOSED! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 0:00Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Now on to the rest of the episode.

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• 2:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 204. Round of applause, please.

• 2:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 204. And not only is it episode 204, this is my birthday episode, thank you so much.

• 2:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you. Thank you. I am 27 years old. I'm 27 years old in your time, but if you're in the Patreon exclusive, you know I am 28. If you want to know why, go over to the Patreon and watch the Patreon exclusive, why I am 28. Also, on Patreon right now is episode 3 of the Payne vs. Cam World Tour Documentary. Yup. Completely ad-free and uncensored, but if you're not in the Patreon, which is fine, you're making a mistake, but it's fine. Episode 2 is available right now on our new channel, ysk unpluggedthemilliondollardeal.

• 3:07Cameron Kennedy?

  We're here. Alright, we're still awake back here. We're still awake back here. Alright, guys. We are loving YSK Unplugged. We have so much cool stuff coming over there. This is the new venture of You Should Know Studios. This is our new passion project. Please go over to YSK Unplugged, the link is in the description below. We have a great episode for you guys. We love you, we cherish you, we want to kiss all of you behind your teeth. Now, on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:42Cameron Kennedy?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Back in the studio. Still Black History Month. Still is Black History Month. Oh, the Lord knew to birth you. Well, okay, the Lord knew to allow your mother, Arneeta Harden, to birth you during the month of your people. Excuse me? Basically, I'm trying to get at it's a Black King born in Black History Month. Happy birthday, buddy. Woo! Put it up, put it up. Hit it. Get on a knee, actually, and do it. Now! Come on! We're at Will's! Knee, knee, knee, knee, knee. I go, oh, this is getting... Come on!

• 4:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't you do it. Am I allowed? I don't know if I'm allowed. I gave you permission. Well, I don't know if you're like- If I gave you permission to say the N-word, you'd do it quickest. No, I don't. No, I don't. Don't do that. Yeah!

• 4:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's my birthday, so that's your birthday present to me. Oh, that's a deal.

• 4:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, I just saved a lot of money. Yeah, how are you doing, buddy? Something stinks. Now, I know it's not me. I know when my body opens up, my trap door, my back door opens up and gas comes out. That's not me. I don't believe it to be you. I don't think so. I showered. And I don't think it's my equipment, but when I got down there, it was, it's something smells bad. That carpet. I mean Dexter used that carpet. Why have I never noticed how disgusting this is? I mean, you can't- There's seven different shades of beige on this- We're not gonna talk about it too long because they can't see it, but this carpet was pulled out of, I almost said Epstein, Jeffrey Dahmer's living room. I go, I mean, God, they're both bad living rooms. Both two bad Jeffreys. Bad Jeffrey, I mean- If we compare, if we compare Jeffreys, Epstein or Dahmer?

• 5:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I gotta, I gotta say, overall evilness, it's going to all ep, right? Yeah. Now, overall, just, I mean, won't take no for an answer and just, I mean, just nasty, sick work. It's gotta go to Big Dom. Gotta go to Dom. The Big Dom? The Big Dom, Jeffrey Dom. He goes, come watch a movie. Come on, let's party, party hearty. Come on, help. I mean, this is not a good joke. I'm going there to get a Diet Coke, yeah. This is not a good joke. And he definitely didn't drink Diet Coke. Jeffrey Dahmer definitely drank Mountain Dew. Oh, he, oh, he drank blood. He ju- oh, well, yeah. Mountain Dew! I go, I might be a root beer kinda guy. I'm just kidding. Bro, that, okay, super quick sidebar. I think it is wild that,

• 6:05Cameron Kennedy?

  like the age old saying of, you know how when people, when there's like this horrible event that happens and they're like- Stop putting the person who did it on the papers and stuff that they want to be remembered. Correct, correct. I agree with that sentiment. It's wild that almost, like how we just went into a joke. We know it's real, but it's like, that was A real thing. That's real human being. No, it's sick. And it's like, it's in Hollywood. Oh, yeah. There's merch. Well, you gotta think about it. People dress up as them for Halloween. There's museums. And I'm like, it is just a strange thing. It popped up on my For You page. There's a musi- There is a serial- No, dude, see that's- Serial snipe museum and they, they got busts and like, and like framed things of their utensils they use during their acts.

• 6:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And people are like paying tickets to go to this exhibition. And at what point are we just, you know what I mean? Like, I understand. We are absolutely profiting off of these, these disasters. And, and, and I'm sure the family's not getting any percentage. Like, the families of the victims. Yeah. Well, that sucks for them. That's a mess. How much is a ticket, though? Probably $12.99. I'd go. I'd go. I'd go. Yeah, yeah. No, I'd shoot a video. I'm a f for knowledge. What can I say? I'd go, I'd be like, oh, wow, that's interesting. You'd be like, that's a big blade. I got a nine inch blade. Golly. That's a deep cut. Cameron. Cameron, sorry. It's my birthday. I like knowledge. I like knowledge. I want to take you to Egypt. Not for Black History Month or your birthday, but I wanted to take you to Egypt.

• 7:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you know, Egypt kind of ruined for me. Cause on the other side of the- Actually, nah, fuck you. I don't want to take you. No, no. No, do you want me to be honest, though? What? Cause I saw a video today, actually, this morning on my For You page. It was, somebody was at the pyramids. That's in Egypt, correct? Yes. Which is in Africa. I know what you're gonna say. Yes, Egypt's in Africa. And so there, there was a video of somebody at the pyramid in front of the pyramids like this. And then they turned it around, completely 180, Pizza Hut, right there. There's a Pizza Hut parallel to the, to the pyramids. I feel like that's sanctuary land. Yeah. It's 2026. Yeah, yeah. People gotta eat, right? Right. Pizza Hut. It's gonna be there. There's gonna be, we're not in Babylon. It's, there, it's, it's an industrial world. It's everywhere. You go to the Great Wall of China, you walk probably a quarter mile to your left, they might have a little Panda Express coming. And that's just the way-

• 8:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoa! You know, no, no, no. Now, listen. Now, listen. Now, listen. The second that left my mouth- You know Panda Express is near and dear to my heart and my stomach. Yeah, white people love Panda Express. I love it. I don't know. No, white people in general. Oh, white. I thought you said, "Why do you?" Not white people. No, white people love Panda Express. Not my type of whites. No, yes, you're. I'll get down with some Popeyes. I will get down. I mean, what's happening? I mean, genuinely, what's wrong with you? Popeyes or Church's Chicken? Not because of who you are, just. I said Popeyes or Church's Chicken. I hate Church's Chicken. Church's Chicken make, I, I, I. That is rough coming off the tongue. That is rough. Oh, my God, hook, bait and sink. He said, "Church's Chicken, chicken."

• 9:02Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "I don't know. I mean, Popeyes are right, but I really don't like Church's Chicken, chicken."

• 9:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You really don't like? Now, I'm not even trolling you or rage baiting you. You really don't like Church's Chicken? I don't love the CCs. Why? I don't like, I gotta say it, but let's ignore it, okay? Okay. I don't like Church's Chicken because, I don't. Sounded good to me. Alright. I don't like Church's Chicken because, stop looking at me. I, what do you want me to look? Yeah, look. No, but when you, I can tell. It's like a deadpan. Okay. And it's, you have soulless eyes whenever you're trying not to make fun of me. That's what I do. No, I, I actually think my conscience leaves. I'm so focused on not laughing at someone that I love. Yeah. That like my brain turns off and my eyes become black. And you make irregular eye contact. Normally, you scan my whole thing whenever you're. When I'm just piercing, okay, here we go. Yeah. Church's Chicken, it's a normal word. I don't go to Church's Chicken because whenever I do.

• 9:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's always the first one. That's like the ad reads. If you mess up once, you're gonna mess up six. Here we go. Church's Chicken. Church, it's a regular word. Church's Chicken. My friend has a lisp. He says his fat tongue, it's. It's fine. It's normal. I love it. Here we go. I don't go to Church's Chicken because the last time. You alright? There was a little sneeze. You alright, Kid Rock? There you go.

• 10:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That boy opened and said, "My name is K."

• 10:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You watched it? No, hell no. You definitely watched the All Americans halftime show. Hell no. I watched Benito. And I said, "Na forthos letuve." Yeah.

• 10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no! No, boy! No, boy!

• 10:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to now, now hold on now, now hold on now. We're, I mean, we're in some, I mean, we're in some deep waters. We're in treacherous shark-infested water. Don't jump. Oh, I, I probably, I want to put this on the record. If you would have landed on that S and it somehow broke your ankle, I would have physically pooped fecal matter, my pants, right here, right now. I go.

• 11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I go.

• 11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  If you don't, you don't know Benito, if you don't know Tu No Mete Camara Saramba Miche. I know the, uh.

• 11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And that, again, I'm not, that's not me being. No, we just don't understand. I literally don't know what he's saying. We don't understand, but I was, I was vibing and he was dorking right on my TV. He was. Oh dude. He was dorking. I literally got in that corner, he said. Yeah, dude, I was like, I didn't know Bad Boy, he was hung like that. Oh, well. Dude, his was moving. Now, I'm not gonna lie, I, when he fell through the little building. Yeah. And he got back up. Confused me. And dusty, I said, now that can't be right. I said, they didn't actually just let him fall with a hot mic on his chest, did they? No, pre-recorded. Pre-record, dude. Which is fire. I think the biggest takeaway, and I, I saw this, everyone started posting the charts and.

• 12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  This man, Michael Jackson. Right. Had a hundred and thirty-three million views on his halftime performance. In ninety-three. No streaming services, hardest to watch the game. No internet marketing. No internet. And they all said, oh, Mike Jackson. No, no, the most famous human that will ever touch this earth is Michael Jackson. I go, you watch your mouth. He's second. He's second in line to the Lord. But, yeah. I was about to say, what do you mean? What do you mean? No, yes, but yes, no, he like, it is wa- like, it is so- I really don't know if there's gonna be another- There will never be another Michael Jackson, ever. He united people. No, he, yeah. I mean, they still fought a lot of wars, but I mean, he-

• 13:03Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't matter.

• 13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, anyway. Yeah. I'm Bad Bunny. What? No, he's a good-looking guy. Good-looking guy. Looks a lot better with his facial hair. Yeah, well, that's- Early Benito, when he hit the scene, he wore that hoodie a lot, real naked up top. Ooh. I mean, it kinda- Oh, like bald Benito? Kinda given meerkat. Yeah, definitely. I like his- I said, he's on a song with Drake, he's real vibey. Was that the first time you heard of Bad Bunny? He's got a bop to him, but I said, I looked him up, I went, whoa, God. Yeah, yeah. So it looks like me if I drop my drawers. Yeah, no, you would never look like that. No, no, I'm saying my penis resembles how, how skinless he was as a man. Or not skinless, hairless. But you, but you're, you have a lot of hair on your- I got mutton chops. Yeah, you got cyber, you got Elvis- I got Hugh Jackman, I got Wolverine.

• 13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh. There we go. Yeah. The reason I've never been to churches is because I threw up in, in the bathtub the same night I ate that. That was the last time I ever ate church's chicken, by the way. Like, I was, I was a tube, a funnel of insides. I mean, that bathtub, you would have thought Dahmer was there. I cannot imagine pooping and throwing up at the same time. It's, it is, it is orgasmic at the same time, but it is, it is painful. I mean- It sounds like someone legit, like, pulled the pen from a grenade and just went- Yeah. Like, in your insides, and just went- It's the closest you can get to DMT. Like, I mean, that is like, that is, I mean, talk about it since- I mean, I was one, I was one more hurl away from licking that toe. Yeah. I was, I was strapped on the rocket ship. One hundred percent.

• 14:37Cameron Kennedy?

  But this weekend, me and Cam, we actually, uh, we finally got a boys' night, me and Cam. Dude, we did, it was, it was fun as hell, too. It was like the old times. Dude, I, I, can I say that? I didn't, I didn't realize how much I missed those times. It was just me and you, you and me, no f**k around. You go, "No pierces, no robies, no CJ." Nobody interrupts.

• 15:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but- No, it, it's definitely fun with all the boys, but yeah, it's more fun with us. But it's- It's been a while since it was just a dolo, little, I got to get all nice and dapper, take my little girl out on a date. Dude, and we, and you know, you, you, dude, no, no, no.

• 15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Way too easy. I mean, that, that- That was, I didn't mean to- That one did not put up a fight. No, I mean, at all, I mean, it's, and it's slowly getting worse as we look at it, yeah. It's like, it's like you punched, it's like an old person. No, it's alright. We're gonna ignore it. I'm so sorry, and I, and you know, I instantly regret doing that, too, cuz I didn't think it was gonna do that. I, I mean, that, but that's, you gotta know, man. Yeah, I have a lot of rage inside. You do, and it's okay. I need a therapist. It's okay, no, it's okay, I mean, well, it probably, well- But, I was saying-

• 15:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, at the bottom, just no. Oh, yeah, no more need for the, for the legless TV. I genuinely enjoyed our time together, me and you. It was great. It was a fun time. Me and Cam went to the casino this weekend, just me and him, him and me, we laughed the whole time driving there. I mean, now, we went through, we went through what literally looked like a town that still lived with segregation. Oh, it was a- Now, I'm not gonna name the town, but I, I, I vividly remember going, "P, if we stop here, you're done." I go, "You're done." No, it was Sun Downtown. Please let me get out of the car. 100% Sun Downtown. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was not made for me. No. I mean- Yeah. We walked into-

• 16:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope, that's a joke for me and you, not for the internet. But it was funny, though, it was funny. There was a, we were making a joke. I was crying laughing. If I would've walked into a bar, they would've called me a name instantly. They'd be like, "Oh, we got-" Oh, oh, we were crying. But, we passed through there, it was a wild time. I saw a domesticated dog, like a real, like Labrador dog, not like a wild- Canine. Yeah, I don't know where I wa- like, I was in his passenger. Yeah. And you kept saying, "Oh, my God, did you see that?" And I went, "What, bro, what?" And he goes, "Dude, oh, man, there's a dog, there's a dog like doing something back there." Literally five minutes later, I guess I'm looking on my phone, he goes, "Dude, oh, my God." I was like, "Whoa," he goes, "Dude, there's thirty-five wolves right there." No, it was no, no cap. How do I keep missing this?

• 17:21Cameron Kennedy?

  We were driving like on a back highway, no streetlights, no cars, all I could see was woods and beady eyes. Yeah. And so I remember I was driving through, and this was in the Sun downtown. I was, I looked to the right and I saw a domesticated dog, and I knew it was domesticated because it had a collar and a harness on. Wild dogs don't get harnesses. They don't get, they don't have local stores to buy that for themselves. And it was bent over like eating a deer that was deceased, and it was just picking at it. And I was really like, that hurt me to look at. Like, I understand if you're a stray dog, like if you're a wild, then you li- That's somebody's pet. Yeah, you live off the land, like you're gonna go kiss somebody's nose when you go home. Oh! Like, that's wild. Oh, you get a little hint of deer small intestine? Ooh! Little deer spine? Can you imagine that dog, though? He's been eating kibble and bits for six years.

• 18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  He just got him a nice, I'm talking a prime tomahawk, thirty-two ounce. No, I think- A little bit of salt and pepper on that. I think he's gonna be like me after Church's Chicken. Oh, I don't think, uh, he might, but in the moment, you mean to tell me you don't think that dog enjoyed that? He, no, because whenever I, I was able to really dissect it, and the way he was picking at it was not competent. He was like, "Hmm," he was like, "He said, 'Maybe that part right there.'"

• 18:31Cameron Kennedy?

  "Maybe that little piece right there, dude." He just pulls it with his teeth. He goes, "Oh, no, that's not it either, huh, hold on, right about here." Taking the smallest little piece.

• 18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Let's try that part right about there, let's try that one."

• 18:47Cameron Kennedy?

  He pops the bio sack, oh. Oh, man, okay. No, but Ruby gets cannibalistic. I, I drop, I, excuse my French, I drop a piece of food. Yeah. And she, I mean, she will, she'll defend that food against me. That's all she's got. It, it is all she's got. She has no love in that house anymore, no attention. We're back to giving her walks. Y'all stopped walking that dog. Oh, she didn't walk for about a year. No, I don't know if you can say that. No, I'm not kidding. You let her outside, though. Oh, she's outside all day long, but I physically didn't take time out of. Like, family walks. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's fine. Malcolm never did those either. Exactly, and he's immortal pig. Is he still kicking? I think, dude, yeah. I don't know what is going on. Did I miss the dog? Sorry, sorry. And then we drove a little longer and I was still talking to Cam about the, the dog.

• 19:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I was, I was like, Cam, how'd you not see that dog? How'd you not see that dog? And he was looking at me, and then I looked past Cam and I see eighty-five eyeballs, like glowing eyeballs. And like, they were all like, and it was wolves. I saw eighty-five wolves. I didn't even know Oklahoma had wolves. And I was like, I was like, I was like, Cam, look! And he was like, what? Yeah, I missed, okay. He turns into Liv whenever Liv's not around. Wait, where? No, but I, I legit did not see it again. I go, bro, I'm starting to think you're like high or something. Cause this, there, you got something in your system. I'm not seeing this. But yeah, that was ridiculous. We finally got to the casino. Fun casino trip. Fun casino trip, but as soon as we walked in there, as soon as we got to the casino, something insane happened in the bathroom. Oh, oh my god. Yeah.

• 20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I forgot all about that. The guy in a skirt? Which sounds, which I'm, no, no, no, no. That sounds crazy. Let it develop. That sounds wild. Which I, I would have no prob- actually, I don't know what to say.

• 20:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I say you just pick up with the story. Okay. Me and Cam drive an hour and a half to this casino. We get to the casino, we've been drinking Red Bulls the whole way. We have to urinate. As soon as we get to the casino, we go into the bathroom. Straight to the bathroom. Now, as we walk into the bathroom, when you walk in, to the left is the urinals. There is one man using a urinal. Describe what you see on this man. So, right before we clear the left that he's talking about, like, it's like a wall, and then the left, and there's the urinals. There is that one guy peeing. He flushes. So, as we're clearing it, he's now walking to the sinks. So, we're about to go like this and cross. We're about to cross past, walking past this guy.

• 21:10Cameron Kennedy?

  This man turns the corner, he's standing at about six foot four. Big guy. He's got a beard that goes to his belly button. He's got long hair and he's in a full blown kilt. Yes. And he literally goes scheizer and screams it for no reason. He goes scheizer. Yes, and, and, and it's not like, I was like, holy, he scared me. Like, it, it was like, he knew us and we were part of his, his Irish tribe, the kilter Irish, right? Yeah, but scheizer's not. Scheizer, is it not? I'm pretty sure it's German. He goes scheizer and looks at me. Screamed it. I literally went, I was like, what the? Like, I almost touched the bathroom floor, I was so scared. And then he starts talking.

• 21:54Cameron Kennedy?

  He started to talk, like, he's talking to us, no one's giving him response. No, no, we're not looking at him at this point, because I'm scared. I'm, I'm fighting for my life to hold a laugh in. I'm fighting. And so, I'm peeking at him, I, I don't even pee anymore. I pretend like I've been in there for 20 minutes, I go straight to the sink. You started washing your hands. I go straight to the sink, start washing my hands, I'm done, I'm not peeing in here, I want, I don't know what you're doing, sir. So I'm now looking at him, you know whenever you're washing your hands next to somebody and you look at them through the mirror? Yes. So I was looking at him through the mirror, but I see him back up from the sink, and I'm like, sir, are you gonna attack? What's under that kilt? Yeah. He reaches under his kilt. No, I swear to God. Swear to God, he reaches under his kilt and goes, and that's how you pee with one of these things, boys, like that. And he was like tucking his Johnson back.

• 22:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And we saw, like, not, we didn't see the slippery little snake, but we saw his whole area. Like, he, he-

• 22:44Speaker 01

  He was adjusting it, because I guess it was uncomfortable sitting in the kilt, and he goes, that's how you pee in one of these things, boys.

• 22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  He like, he hiked up the skirt, and he's like repackaging his Johnson. And, and, and then, he's walking out one more time before he leaves the bathroom, he goes scheizer. And I'm like, what the? But we think he is, I mean, some of these, and the whole time, the best part, so I'm at the first urinal, the wall is right here, and I kept going like this to pee, I kept going. And I would look at him through the mirror and I was like

• 23:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like just trying to bait him to laugh because he was right next to him. And so I rush out of the bathroom, the guy leaves, I kind of follow him out, right? But I think he's gonna go do his own thing. He does, he starts walking out to a hallway, but there's another guy, regularly dressed guy, walking towards him. I guess the kilt man recognizes him. I guess the kilt guy recognizes this, this normally dressed man. He goes, "Oh Jim, what's going on, man?" In a regular voice. Normal as can be. Regular, no accent, no shiz, no, this is how you piss in one of these things, boys. He goes, "Jim, good to see you." I go, "Who the is this man?" No, he's, he's a creep. He's a creature. And that, that was, no exaggeration, the first minute of being in this casino. Yeah.

• 24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally, I remember looking at Pete, after that, we saw him dap up Jim. We go down the escalator and I go, this is either gonna be fantastic night or horrible. There's, there's no room for middle ground. Yeah. No room. We ended up doing really good in the casino. It was a good night, saw my dad. My dad, my dad spawned out of nowhere. Really strange. Me and Pete are walking back at one point, my father was in front of me like this, he went, Ghost, like a ghost, he just popped up and he was like, I went, "What the?", I said, "Hey dad." He goes, "What's up?" He goes, "I heard they all were coming over here, so here I am." Your dad's a spy. Oh no. No, your dad's, works for the government. He definitely works for the CIA. The packages, your dad works for the Internal Affairs. Oh my. He's been a front all these years. I think he might be. Oh my god, he actually might be. Because guess where the headquarters is? Where?

• 24:47Cameron Kennedy?

  The airport. Wait. The government's headquarters is at the airport? My dad!

• 24:56Cameron Kennedy?

  My dad, honestly, my dad, my dad, where he, where he goes to work is at the airport. I thought he works for UPS. And it's at, dude, wait, you're not believing me, I've been living it for my whole life! It's at the airport. He's packaging the planes. But I thought he drove, I've, I've seen him drive the trucks. Don't watch my. He, he used to drive the trucks, he used to drive the trucks. He now goes to the airport. If you told me, your dad likes Red Gatorade, I'd go, "Oh, I believe you, because it's your father!" Does he drive the trucks at the airport? Or is, is he a pilot now? He's a UPS pilot. How am I supposed to know? Because I'm telling you. No, what does that have to do with the government? He drives, he drives his Nissan to the airport. You got a Nissan now? Oh wow!

• 25:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh.

• 25:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He drives his Nissan. Yeah. To the airport. He gets out of his Nissan. Yeah. He throws a reflective vest on. So he doesn't. So he doesn't get hit by a Boeing. So he don't. And he's filling up the planes with cargo. So he doesn't drive the, he doesn't wear the Browns anymore. No more Browns. No more Browns. No more driving. He's at the airport. And I say all of that to be ridiculed and not believed by you. Cause I was simply saying, he works at a airport. So when other people of high importance, maybe he just slips them off to the back and he does his sonar radar detection and maybe he is a spy. Important people. But you're so worried about if my dad drives a Nissan. If he flies planes, if he wears his Browns that I couldn't get.

• 26:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, it just doesn't make sense because important people don't fly Delta. They probably fly private.

• 26:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Does he package private planes? Do they have private UPS planes? Private package plane. Private UPS package planes. I'm gonna have my dad spy on you. My dad's gonna give me all the intelligence on you now.

• 26:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, we're on TikTok from the casino. You know, there's a video of us on TikTok at the casino. I'm, I'm getting really tired of that. Let's just be honest. Yeah. Was my face in it? No, it was our backs. Of course it was my back because I probably didn't give you permission, which I don't have to. But why are you recording my spot? It was a picture. So it's whenever we started playing, we sat down next to each other. Whenever I was doing the roulette, everybody kept it coming up. Oh. In the middle of my hands. Oh, it was, oh my God. Was it from the bar? No, no, it was from right behind, like it's like they stood behind us and took a picture. Yeah, that's, oh, that's very concerning. Well, then. How did I not feel your breathing or hear you? I don't know. They look like this, they went.

• 27:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's exactly what happened, but then I swipe, it was one of the slideshow TikToks. And then you slide over and then, and then the person asked for a picture. So they got a confirmation picture from the back just to make sure, in case we said no. And then they took, which it was the really nice white woman. Oh, okay. Well then, no, I don't, I don't mind you at all. You were incredibly nice. But okay, basically we, I have some PTSD from that because we had someone else. But literally the last time we were at that casino, some, someone. Oh my God, recorded us at the bar. Yeah. We were at the bar and, and at the Mavericks game. I went courtside to the Mavericks game.

• 27:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Saw that. First off, the food looked crazy. Oh, yeah. The fact that it came with that. Yeah, I didn't know that. Lucky. But so whenever I I saw on TikTok the other day, I get a and dude, can I say this? Stop. If you see me in public, stop taking pictures or recording me from the back. I am so insecure about the back of my neck. Tight neck, always had it. No, no, but I'm getting a lot of rolls back there. Dude, no, no, we need we need to take care of you. No, no, it's bad. Take you on a six day sabbatical. It looks like thick foreskin in the back like like it just doesn't look good. And that's like one of my biggest insecurities is the back of my neck. Can I see it? Turn around. Yeah. No, okay, not when you do your head. Now, if you're walking like this, you're bringing on yourself. Hermit the turtle. No. You're going like this.

• 28:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but that's like my natural thing. Like when I'm sitting, I I go like this, like my natural thing, like I tuck my neck back. Jugular is exposed for for danger. I mean, hell of an Adam's apple. That's John Adams' Adam's apple. Holy. Yeah. You sit like this? Yeah, I mean, that's like my natural thing. Like, I'll just like my neck rolls. I just it's always like that. So I told Sarah, stop taking pictures of me from the back. Don't do that, right? I told her not to do it. Don't do that. Stop doing that. Stop doing it. Anyway, so I was I was on TikTok and I I was courtside at a Mavericks game, so a lot of people were behind me. That's how it works.

• 29:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, did you? Did you fly? Did you fly there to the game from Dallas to Dallas? You went from Dallas to American Airlines? You flew? You went? And that you were like, oh, that's just how it works. If I could take a helicopter, I would. That'd be cool. Because traffic on the way to American Airlines is bad. Oh. But anyway, so there was a video courtside, like somebody was recording the mascot and the mascot was behind me talking to the people. And I'm in the background like this, and you could see my neck rolls. And I I'm saying I'm very insecure about that. Bro, I I I watched the game afterwards because you said, dude, we're gonna be on because I'm I'm so close to the court. Yeah. Because like I'm actually in front of other people that are are more important because I'm there. But I watched the game and I could only see Sarah. The way the goal was positioned. She's a golden magnet. She was wearing a red top. Yes or no? Yes, she was.

• 30:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That's it. She was so good in there. It was her, the big goal, and you were right on the other. Really? Yeah, you got no you got no play on the TV. It's okay. No, I didn't. No, I didn't because Diego texted me a picture. Diego has a different broadcast of the game. Which one does he have? Something else. Let's just say it's not Turner Network. We'd have to get a VP in to watch that. You have to have a mesh wifi network to watch the game. I have a question for you. You gotta talk to me daddy. I have a que- ooh, I like that. Now, I was, I was thinking about this because I had a conversation with my mother. And it stemmed off of the fact that she commits no crimes, she commits no sins, she's a saint. She's too soft. I said, "Mom, I'm gonna, I'm gonna force your hand."

• 30:40Cameron Kennedy?

  If theft, if just stealing in general, became legal, completely legal, there's no, you can't get frowned upon, you're not breaking the law, for one hour. I said, "What would you try to take?" She goes, "Oh no, I, I would just sit here honey, I'd probably turn on some hymns, I'd probably turn on some gospel." Yeah, because she, cuz it's not right, even though it's legal, it's not right with God. And I said, "Now you're a good woman, but [bleep] that." Really? You would steal if crime was legal for an hour? Not only would I steal, but I have a master plan. Okay, what is it? But I have to ask you first, I'm gonna reveal mine on the back end. So if stealing was legal, for a hour. Now, the caveat is, the process is still there. Like, you can't say, "Oh, I'd go take all the money in the bank." It's still behind a locked vault. Yeah. If you wanna go into a convenience store, there's still a guy working, he might not want you taking it.

• 31:25Cameron Kennedy?

  He can't stop me. I promise you, you cannot stop me. So, with that being said, theft is legal for one hour. What are you stealing, and why? Ooh, I'm, you know, honestly, my first thought was going to a bank. Okay. First I was going to a bank, but I'm not- God, rookie numbers, oh rookie numbers. That's my first thought, right? Yeah. But I don't know the code to the vault, that's the thing. Yeah. So then I couldn't, I couldn't, and- That hour be gone like that, you get absolutely nothing. Right. And then you're probably still down there at the hour, and then they lock you. Yeah, it's too much to go on. Next thing I was thinking, maybe a Walmart. Because there's a lot you could take from a Walmart, and I steal from Walmart anyway. Don't talk- No, I don't, anymore. At one point, oh dude, I was running up Walmart in Seminole, Oklahoma.

• 32:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, at one point I was getting pharmaceuticals for the price of a onion. Yeah, I was there. I was going, "Tiddit." Yeah, no, we were just- White onion, "Tiddit." And a lot of condoms. Thirty-five dollars worth of acetaminophen. Yeah. No, we were stealing a lot, don't steal though. I don't know, probably something I need, so probably like a Best Buy. I'd go, probably go to Best Buy, or like, some kind of electronics store. See, but what, what do you think you're getting? Electronics. Yeah, but all the pro- Oh, you're just gonna, oh, pick up a 90-inch TV and walk out the front door? I have a truck. Like, there's employees not still there, gonna stop you? I have a truck! The employees are gonna stop you, they don't want their product, did you just say chicken? Chick-fil-A.

• 32:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You know how many nuggets you can get from Chick-fil-A? You're gonna steal, you're gonna steal an expiring asset. Theft is available to all humans for one hour. For one hour? Your glorious ideas, oh, chicken nuggets. Well, I promise you, you're not gonna turn into Jeff Bezos if you steal something for an hour. You're not getting rich in an hour if you steal. Make that hour special. Go to Chick-fil-A, that's the Lord's chicken. They're gonna, bless be you, God will take care of you. They're gonna let you take it. There's no, there's nobody at Chick-fil-A that's gonna put their hands on you. You're gonna go get back. She goes, my pleasure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am taking so many nuggets. I'm taking all your chicken, my pleasure. You know how many, I would have sauces for the next three years. You know, you always run out of sauces or sometimes I forget. Chick-fil-A, okay, that's not bad.

• 33:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm stealing from Chick-fil-A. It's food, it's, it's, that's lit. What are you gonna do day two? Let's say you get, let's make an easy number, you get a thousand nuggets. What the do you do with a thousand chicken nuggets? You can meal prep a thousand chicken nuggets. You could definitely meal prep a thousand chicken nuggets. Or, because I'm a man of Jesus Christ, I could give those to people who need them, right? You're thinking when you steal is for yourself. Hundred percent selfish action. No, I'm giving mine to the less fortunate, like Robbie or something. You're gonna steal the Lord's, you're gonna steal the Lord's chicken. Right. Big emphasis on steal of the Lord's chicken to run a homeless campaign. Yes, cuz I'm a man of God. I take care of people. What would you do if they had taxes? Here we go.

• 34:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So my first thought, similar to yours, kinda, was a car, right? I was gonna go steal a vehicle. I said, I can, I can look up, I can prep for this moment, learn how to hotwire. I said, probably not gonna work though, right? Yeah, I'm not Jason Bourne. No, and you, you got bad hand, eye. So then, not the best with dexterity. I could use a couple VC points on that. So then I went to this, hear me out.

• 34:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, it's a, it's a gamble, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. I walk into a local convenience store. I immediately say, hey man, can I get a pack up? Knock him out, okay? Hold on, no. Cuz crime's not legal. That's fine. You can't just hurt somebody cuz now you can go to jail for assault. So now you're in jail. No, no, no. Your whole plan's ruined now. Big emphasis on I can, that's the point. No, you're not allowed to. Oh, I know, but when you go to 7-Eleven, how many people are on clock? Probably two. Oh, two, that's two knockouts. Now, hear me out. That's two assault charges, you're going to jail, Cam. No one's there to report it.

• 35:11Cameron Kennedy?

  The cameras. They have cameras, Cam. And you- Crime's not legal, theft is. You think someone as detailed as me forgets about a CCTV in the corner? You're out of your mind. Cam. I knock out the worker, I pull the plug on the cameras, okay? I take the bank- It's not how cameras work. Are you- They still saved to a hard drive, Cam. That's what I'm stealing! You're stealing the cameras? The- oh my god, oh my god, you don't watch anything, you don't know anything about crime. Cam, you're not, okay, you're, you're, I- Can I get my rocks off? No, because you're saying this, but I know you. Your wife has sent me videos of you in the shower. She's recorded you in the shower and you didn't know. Oh! You don't think- Well, Liv's a good pimp.

• 35:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Was I hard or soft? Oh, soft as- I mean, barely noticeable. Yeah, I, yeah. Like a piece of bubblegum. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. Hairier, no? Uh, yeah. But you have weird hair. Anyway. I don't think it's a good idea because you, you think you could evade a CCTV, but you can't avoid your wife's iPhone 7C. Okay, you think- You think you're turning into a, a, a Mohammed Gandhi and passing out the Lord's Chicken. Mahat- no, yeah, I said Mohammed. Mahatma Gandhi. Mohammed Gandhi. It looks like Gandhi's flip-flop. Gordon Ramsay. Yeah. Anyway. Let me finish. Just, yeah, I don't- I walk into the store. I ha- unfortunately, I, I feel bad for the guy, I have to knock him out if I want to go through my plan. You don't have that in your heart. You can't even tell people no.

• 36:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I probably couldn't, but I have to, because hear me out. Right. My idea is lottery tickets. Hmm. Now, this is the only reason I have to unfortunately make him unconscious. Yeah. It's because lottery tickets, just like a gift card, they're not active until they're scanned in the system. Okay. Now, I can't walk up and go, "Hey, man, did you hear? Theft is legal. Give me every lottery ticket you have." Right. I gotta knock him out, because he's not gonna do that. You can't just push him? What, what, so he can get back up? What are we playing tetherball? I hit it so I'd come right back? No, I need to put him on his- I need to get to work. Okay. So I put him on his- Right. Immediately turn around, lock the door. Immediately locate the CCTV box. I unplug the box, which turns off the cameras, and I have the saved data in my hands, right? I throw that in my satchel.

• 37:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Now you have a satchel. I have a satchel for this operation. After that satchel- Right. Has been loaded with the CCTV. Right. I immediately go to all the scratch offs. I take them off the roll. I take them home with me. Simple in the backpack. Now the real lottery tickets. Mm-hmm. I go as many as I can for that hour time. Scan, scan, scan, scan. So you're not scratching, you're scanning? Oh, no, I'm grabbing- Oh, no. Oh, you think I'm doing this for a $20 payout? I'm getting the f*** mega millions, bitch. Oh, you think they would honor that? It scanned in the system and there's no footage to show. I tampered, dawg. Yeah, but they could be like- I thought this through, homie! No, but look, if it's scanned in the system already, right? If it's scanned in the system, they know what store it's registered-

• 38:10Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's scanned in the system, they know what store it's registered to. Is that spit? What'd you choke on? Wouldn't they- When- Oh, no, no, no, no! My, my f***ing plan is so flawless? You're trying to deteriorate and you can't. No, it's not. You're trying to- On my plan and you can't. When they scan in the system, they know what store it's registered to, right? Yeah. Correct. Yeah. So whenever you win it, they'll be like, "Oh, that's from the store that was stolen from. You stole it. Sorry, you don't get any money." No, sir. No, sir. That's all you got? No, sir.

• 38:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "That's how I know my plan's crumbled." I just go, "No, sir."

• 38:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I didn't think about that part. You didn't think about much. And you're fat. No, I can't, what do you mean I'm fat? What do you mean I'm fat? Just being mean? And I'm fat? I'm gonna steal this- Okay, well then, f***ing hit big on the scratch off.

• 39:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I ask something about lottery tickets? Cause it's a genuine thought. You brought up lottery tickets. Yeah, you brought up the Lord's Chicken and Homeless. Yeah, great.

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  About lottery tickets, where does the money from lottery tickets come from? Is that a known thing or is that like some Epstein files? What do you mean? Where does the money for the lottery ticket winner come from? There you go. Oh, like the winnings? Yes. The winnings. Oh, uh, I can only assume like the bank or the state? Like the bank and the state? Okay, are you talking about the lottery or scratch offs? No, the big multi-billion dollar lottery. Where does that money come from? So that's nationwide. So it's, it's first off, it's the people, do you understand how a lottery works? No. So there's when, so, so when someone wins, you know how it resets to a very small amount? What? So when someone wins the lottery? Yes. You know, like a- Like the Powerball? Yeah, the Powerball for a billion dollars.

• 39:56Cameron Kennedy?

  They win it, they get their money. And then when it reopens the next week, maybe 10 days? You know how it's not at a billion again? How it's probably at 20 million? So that 20 million is fronted from the government. But the lottery hints lottery is from everyone buying. So the more people buy, the more it comes up? Bing, bing, bing. That's how it works, bub. So you're saying 20 billion dollars worth of lottery tickets? Lottery, have you seen those 20 billion? The one, there's a billboard I was drawing- I would've sold my wife off for a ticket to win that. 20 billion dollars? You out of your mind? I would've literally walked in and be like, hey man, I'm sorry.

• 40:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I would've, 20 billion, I would've scanned every ticket in there. No, the Powerball was like 20 billion dollars. His employee walks around, he goes, oh, what happened? What happened? I go, I don't know, something happened, come here, come look.

• 40:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Knock his ass down too. Lock the doors. And I'm scanning every ticket. I'm going in the back, see if they got the, in a cardboard box in inventory. How much was- I'm scanning every ticket. How much was the lottery this last year? Bro, the, I think the highest it's like ever got is like, maybe like 1.4? 1.4 billion dollars? Okay, 2, we got from 4 cameras, 2. 2 billion dollars? Aren't we like 3 billion dollars in debt in the, in the country?

• 41:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, this is incredible. We are, Peyton, we are trillions in debt. You wanna know the best part about it, though? Ain't nobody coming to get that shit back.

• 41:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at Kid Rock back there. He goes, "My name is Kid!" Wait, so why don't we just take the lottery winnings and pay off our debt? Uh, no, we are heavily in debt, and I'm joking about no one's coming to get it back. We do it to ourselves. We are crazy. It's cuz the lottery. It's not cuz the lottery... But if we're giving everybody, if we're giving our civilians, or like, if so, if the government's giving us $2 billion every six months, why don't we just use that $2.6 billion to win back the trillion dollars that we owe to China or something? One, no. Two, sir. You think the government's just giving out $2 billion every six months? Well, that's what I saw on the sign, Powerball. If someone wins it, and like I just said, it goes up when people buy the ticket. So the lottery's like a fundraiser.

• 42:21Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go. I'm buying, I'm buying a raffle. What's the point of that, though? Like, what does it do for the government? Why do we have lottery tickets? They take their percentage. How much do they take? I don't know how, I don't know. Like, on taxes? Probably, and that gets taxed. So that's another thing. The second someone wins that, it becomes taxable income. Wait, where does the money come from? I mean, like, this, literally, this quick. "Oh, you want your billion, 1.2 billion? We're gonna take, mm, half." Where does the money come from? Am I, is there Ashton Kutcher in our studio? Am I being punked? The money comes from ticket purchases. But how do, oh, but, yeah. Yeah, ticket purchases. But how much do they know how to give? We say, "Oh, your gun's filled with money."

• 43:06Cameron Kennedy?

  But how much do they know how to give? Dude, it's a running, it's not a, like, a one scientist smoking a cigarette going, "Oh, it's been a month and a half. Let's put it up to 120 million." It's a progressive system. Who owns it? Oh, my God almighty. Cuz it says Texas Powerball. There's Texas Powerball? So you're saying a billion dollars of Texas people bought this Powerball? So can I, so is it... I don't know how it works. There's Texas. There's Texas Powerball. Yeah. There's the Mega Millions, which is nationwide. Nationwide, okay? All people, just us. We have our own small one. You can go claim your money in Austin. Can you only? You got the big boy. You gotta go wherever the hell they tell you. If you're in Texas, so if the Texas Powerball, you have to be a resident of Texas. I believe so, yes.

• 43:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And may not have to be a resident, no, but you can play. So why do we have our own if anybody can get it? This is getting a border situation. I don't want to talk about this. I don't want to, no, this is getting bad. No, it's not getting there, but I don't, that's a great question. But there is. Does Mississippi have a Powerball? Yes, I would assume. And there's no way they get up to a billion. Like Arkansas, what is yours, $12 or something? Like Arkansas cannot have over a hundred dollars. Jamie Wine's done won the Arkansas Powerball. She gets a year of Arby's and tickets to the Hogs. Woo! Pete's here.

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, by the way, her cash prize, $700. Thank you so much to Amy Wine. One free trailer, here we go.

• 44:34Cameron Kennedy?

  What, so, hey, so, okay, now, now, now you got my little, my little cogs moving. Yeah, I got your. How the hell do we have state to state if, if anyone can play it? No, because this is gonna get into Billie Eilish thing and I don't want to talk about it. No, it's, I'm not getting the, I'm not get, what did you just say? $73,000 for.

• 44:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all can't even make it to a million dollars? Your Powerball's not a million dollars? Honestly, let's blow up Arkansas. Let's honestly set a new to that place. Let's bomb that place to nothing. Like honestly, like, can't we conquer Arkansas? Can I, can't Texas go and just take it? No, because we're all one. We're all one.

• 45:16Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, let's move on. Because I feel like this is getting into a. Let's get on to. Like, honestly, like, that's a piece of shit place. Oh, my, oh, my God, you have to let me tell you the story. Tell me, daddy. My God, now, have you ever heard of Cheeky Monkey? What the you call me? I knew that was. What'd you call me? I've heard of Cheeky Monkeys. A Cheeky Monkey. What have you ever heard of the establishment called Cheeky Monkeys? No. I mean, that thing has died a slow death. It's, it's still on. Oh, I see a little bit of no in there. Look at that. I mean, look at that. Yeah. Stop. Oh, that's rich. Stop. Stop. Cheeky Monkeys is an indoor, uh, literally think of like, uh, Chick-fil-A play place and McDonald's play place,

• 46:00Cameron Kennedy?

  but it's like a whole building for my, like, the sidebar. Whole studio. Like, huge.

• 46:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, yeah, they let, they let lowlands in there, silverbacks, apes, chimps. You got your orangutans, the hell, they're all in there. Spider. Dude, nope. Now, nope. Hold on. Yeah. Super quick sidebar. Would that not be a cool business model? It's called a zoo. No, it's not called a zoo. No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. A cheeky monkey's an actual, not a zoo, where we're just watching them, where we co-inhabit with them. Now, of course, of course, you gotta get rid of the aggressives. You gotta get rid of, you gotta, you gotta get, you gotta get rid of the lowland silverbacks. But outside of that, you put a couple chi- and I'm a, chimps are vicious, dude. Chimps are, chimps. These are all monkeys that will violate. They're animals. Every animal can get violent. Not all monkeys, no. You've never seen a probosis, or a, a, a probosis monkey? You don't think a probosis ever had a bad day?

• 46:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, the probosis are the big eggplant nose looking. It definitely had a big. And it jumps like a little, when you're sending it blood.

• 46:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, come on. Tell me about cheeky monkey. Good lemur, too. Limer's not a monkey.

• 47:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a lemur. It's not a monkey. I understand that. We were talking about monkeys and you brought up lemurs. Let's talk about cats now. What are you talking about? So cheeky monkeys, right? Tell me about it. Think of a Chick-fil-A playground, but a ma- a whole, like, building worth, right? So it's a indoor playground? Indoor playground. See, I didn't know if you'd understand, right? I didn't know if you'd understand, because at first you thought I was calling you a monkey, and then you thought we were talking about real monkeys. So I was trying to lay some framework and make it real crystal clear before you punch another TV, huh? Your value goes so much down when you don't have a haircut. I look bad, dawg. I, I actually woke up this morning and I scoffed at myself in the mirror. That's the worst feeling. I literally, like, this, I went, I went.

• 47:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I looked at myself getting ready for it, and I went.

• 47:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I, I felt, I, I, I literally did that, immediately went to Instagram to see if Brooks had an opening. I went. Dude, you know what's? That guy gets no, no money, friends don't like him, world hates him. That guy's ugly. Okay, this might bring down the mood a little bit, but I was shirtless.

• 48:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I was sure listening to me, I hate Sarah. I was sure listening to the mirror and I was like looking at myself. Started pinching. Oh dude. You know it gets bad when you start pinching? Oh, you can pinch, I can grab.

• 48:21Cameron Kennedy?

  And you'll start looking and I was, I was, I wasn't even feeling bad. I was like, okay, this can go down a little bit. This can go down.

• 48:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Comes from behind me. And hugs me. Oh no, it's the worst. Oh, Liv's walked up. She goes, I love it babe. Touch me.

• 48:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Tell me about the monkey. Dude, stop derailing. You're derailing. Here we go. We're derailing. I won't put all on you. Put it all on me. I go, alright, so we went to a place called Cheeky Monkeys. Think of it as like an indoor. I'm kidding. So we're there, we're playing. It was Malachi's first time in a place like that. It's, it's honestly pretty cool. We're in this ball pit. When I tell you, it is a legit baby ball pit. It's not like a thick. One at like an urban area where it's like 10 feet deep. It is literally flooring and there's like a layer of balls. Oh, that's dangerous. So we're in there, we're playing. Oh yeah, you guessed it. We're playing with Malachi. Baby, he's. Now this girl is probably four. She comes barreling around the corner. And I go, oh, oh god. And I pick up Malachi.

• 49:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a loose dog. Oh my god. I go, what the hell is that? Where's its owner? And I'm holding Malachi. And that girl's like.

• 49:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And she's running up to the ball pit.

• 49:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that happened about an hour ago. He's saying. Oh, I, you could, if you go back to like minute two of the episode, I went, Drake. And it was real quiet. So this girl is sprinting towards the ball pit. There's a little step up. She goes, bing, bing. She gets to the top of it. Jumps up. Goes on her knees, right? She lit, she thinks, I mean, she thinks we're in a full sophisticated, oh, nothing's gonna hurt you, sweetie. She literally is going, woo! Lands on her knees. And she goes.

• 50:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Falls down. She goes. She's screaming and I literally went.

• 50:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't check on her? Oh no, no, I'm holding mine. I'm holding my own. And then her dad comes around the corner. Oh no.

• 50:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Her dad is a very powerful man.

• 50:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Just big, just say no, no, just one big, no, no other Bs, just big. Big black man. He's a big old black man. I mean, just a big. There's a certain point, God protected you from allegations, and now I'm starting to question. No, I do that for you, because you enjoy it. Don't like it. No, he's, he's. I don't like it. No, he's a big dude, he's a big guy, like, in shape too, he comes around the corner, and he goes, but it's his baby girl, so he's like, oh my god, like, what happened? Probably should have been watching her. That's what I thought too, but it's alright, he trusts her, she was four, goes, what happened? She goes, my knee, my knee, I mean, she literally went like this.

• 51:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And just stuck it. Yeah, it hurts. He picks his daughter up, like, it was a gallon of milk, he goes, with one hand, picks his daughter up with a singular hand. It's impressive. Sets her down, and then he has this little moment with her, and mind you, I'm maybe ten feet away this whole time, I'm like this, I'm holding my, I'm like, yeah, what's up, buddy? Trying to see, get the teeth? Bro, is she hurt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has this moment, he's like, you gotta be more careful, you gotta learn your surroundings.

• 51:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally goes like this, he goes, you gotta know where you are at all times, like, right now, if someone came up on me, I'd be ready to do something about it. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to swear in your drink, to his four-year-old daughter. He goes, someone came up on me, I'd be ready to do something about it, and he does this swift movement like that. He goes, no one wants to come up on me. Oh, he wanted a boy. And he goes, oh, he needs a boy, he needs a boy, that poor girl. In the future, some guy's like, girl, she's like,

• 51:55Cameron Kennedy?

  so he tells this moment, he does that, I go, holy, I go, I'm not on you, sir, I'm not, I'm over here. Yeah. Has this moment, leaves, right? Where's he going? He goes back to the little parent area. I, I am, I cannot make this up, right hand to Jesus Christ. This girl does one lap on the slide, runs right the back, jumps right back on her knees in the ball pit. Imme- immediately. That's her fault, at that point. She literally goes,

• 52:19Cameron Kennedy?

  ball pit!

• 52:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Starts screaming again. And I was just like, this kid doesn't got it. Yeah. I was like, that guy needs a boy. But, bro, just between the girl doing that to herself twice, the dad being on like some surveillance. Yeah. And I was like, I think it's time to go, Liv. I think, I think we can go. Dude, is this bad to say, the more I've been around kids, the more I don't want them? No, that can't be right. No, it's so true. Okay, but I'll tell you this, that's fair. And because it's kind of the same thing with dogs. You go, you someone, you see someone has like a cute dog or something. You go to their house, you're like, wow, your furniture's got hair all over it. Wow, your dog pooped over there. Your dog chewed your. No, that's an owner. That's owner's fault. But it's still a dog. Nah. I agree, but it's the same thing with the baby. Can't control a baby the way you control a dog. Yeah, you can. No, sir. Yes. No, sir.

• 53:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that dog's either got a, it's either got to pee or it's got to eat three things. That kid has emotions and sometimes it's just crying to be crying. Yeah, it's a baby. Yeah, see, exactly. But the dog wants to play. The dog might bite your feet. Yeah, but I could put my dog in a cage if I want. If I do that to a kid, I'm. Yeah, you're a dog. In the cage, in the cage. Yeah, but a big cage, like, like a big cage where you can still run around. Like, I could get away from the dog. I can't get away from a kid. I just like, and I'm, I've been going through the grocery store recently and. Your kid, you don't want to get away. That's not true. No, that's not true at all, actually. You know, you need, you need breaks. I go, this weekend saved my life. Yeah. No, but you're like, you go, thank you. I'm like, no, seriously. But when it's, I'm saying, I hear you and I agree on everything you're saying. Yeah, just don't.

• 53:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Sometimes you want space, sometimes this, that and the third, but when it's yours, it hits different. Yeah, no, like, I'm, I'm sure it does, but it's just like, I've been going through grocery stores and I hear kids scream. I'm just like, dude, like, shut up. You know what I mean? Like, I don't have much empathy. You, okay, I. And that's, and that just means I'm not ready to have a kid. And I don't, I might not ever get to that point. And I'm fine with that. You're a, you're a very, uh, you're a very self-knowing person. I'll give you that. Yeah. You know. Very in tune. You know the. Tell yourself, dog. Very in tune. You said fork in the road, I gotta do this. You said, if I don't, I can get bad. You said, I mean, it was, I was waking up going, where is it? Saying, I can't wait till 7:00 PM.

• 54:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You said grocery store. I had the, okay, this was like a two day span. Have I gotten from strangers, from loved ones, from my wife, from y'all? It was a full 48 hours this past week. I want to say it was Wednesday, Thursday, that combo. I, the amount of like anxiety inducing phrases I heard everywhere, it kept happening to me and I, to the point, I, I prayed. I mean, I, I. I don't understand what's going on. Everyone, everyone that I came in contact with kept saying things like, oh, just trust me. Oh, just trust me. We need to talk. Why? You're not gonna like it, but. And I was like, what the fuck happened? That's the worst. Someone in the grocery store, I swear to God. It started with this. Uh, we like bumped shoulders and you know me, I'm, I'm just like yapping.

• 55:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was right by the chips and I had my kettle cooked jalapenos and they were. The details on his stories are so irrelevant. Well, they are, but I'm saying, but I'm just saying, cause it was this other guy, we bumped shoulders. He was like, oh, are those good? And I was like, I literally went, oh yeah, man. I was like, trust, I said it first. And he goes, no, no, you should trust me. And I went, what now? I said, there, your, your chin went down and your tone changed. He goes, now you should trust me. And I went, have a good day, sir. And I left. Right after that, I go home, the second I walk into my house with the groceries. My mom walks up around the corner. She goes, hey, we need to talk. And I go, okay. Don't like that. I go, what's, what's happening? It ended up being absolutely nothing. You had some stupid. You do that for, you get, people get a thrill off making people panic like that.

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Couple hours later, I'm upstairs playing with Malachi. I hear Liv from downstairs. Hey babe, I need to show you something.

• 56:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Like every two to three hours. It'll send you to a spiral. Exactly. And it got to the point, I was like, what the fuck is happening today? I go to bed, I wake up the next day and it was the same, we had a phone call. And at one of the things you were like, hey, you know, I, I just need to say something to everyone. And I was like, oh God, I can't be good. And then we got off that phone call and then the same shit, it just kept happening. And I went in the mirror and I was like, what is, I was like, is something like inevitable? Something big that happened in my life? And I hate that. And I, in the moment, I was like. I need to stop joking about Pete with his anxiety. I was like, no, it's bad. I don't like this. Dude, people that I feel like it's a choice. If you speak to somebody in in unabsolutes like that, you're going to hell. Yeah, like that. Yeah, that's up on the person's fault. Don't say, hey, we need to talk. I mean, I need to think who died?

• 56:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, don't prep me before bad news. Be like, you walk up to me, be like, hey, dog's dead. Like, that's how you talk to me. That's how you talk to me. Don't ever be like, I gotta tell you something. Don't tell me. Tell me. Right? You know what I mean? He said, hey, fire, don't die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's like whenever, like whenever I have to fire people. Now, you cannot, you cannot sit here on the stand in front of your peers and say that that is better. There's no way you actually believe that. Yes, because it eliminates at least half the panic. No. Because you get too. You approach me with some sentimental, let me, let me cry. If someone just went, hey, bro, dog's dead. No, it's perfect. I love that. Don't prep me for bad news if you're already gonna give me the bad news because now I'm upset about two things.

• 57:37Cameron Kennedy?

  One, you give me in- instant cortisol spikes, right? Instant, like instant, I'm uncomfortable. Like, I need refined carbs.

• 57:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Right? Like, you instantly shoot up. Like, and I don't want that. So if you just tell me, I'll shoot up, but that's it. I gotta deal with it now. Now I'm going like this, boom, boom, right? I wanna study you. I'm just, that's a fact. That's not even something you gotta study. No, I know, but it's you. It's, it's just a beautiful, intricate creature. Y'all don't, y'all run from yourselves. I sit in myself. I know everything about me. I don't run from myself. I can get a, I can feel something in the back of my throat and know what my next two weeks are gonna be like. Oh, no, sir. That is, that is called, what is it? A hypochondriac. No, no, but it comes to fruition. Because you're so freaked out about it. It's not how the body works. Stressing, dude, that's exactly how. No, boy. My, yes, my brother was a doctor and a guy got admitted to the hospital because he said he was allergic to the color green.

• 58:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, it's just called schizophrenia. And guess what? He was schizophrenic. My brother tested the theory. They brought, no, it was an accident. They brought out him to fill out paperwork. It was a green pit. He started filling it out, realized the pen was green, freaked out so much that he broke out in hives. Well, that's called anxiety attack, but that's different than being allergic to the color green. Cause he was allergic to the color green, then as soon as he touched that pen, he would have broke out. That's a mental thing. That's literally like, I think. That's my point. That's my point. No, but it's different than, I'm physically. You think you have something. No, no, no, that's different than me. I'm feel ill and I know I'm gonna be ill for the next two weeks. That's just it. No, no, you're not. I can feel the beginning of a sickness. Oh, you can't. I can feel the full periodic table of a sickness. Dude, my sickness has been fueling my dreams recently. Cause I've been under the weather. What does that mean? I had.

• 59:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Your sickness has been fueling your dreams? When I'm sick, I have the weirdest dreams ever. And I've been sick this past week, right?

• 59:21Speaker 01

  Me too.

• 59:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Great.

• 59:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's from episode two, said, I gotta poop as well. I don't wanna rub your feet either. But I've been sick this past week, right? And it's been fueling weird dreams. I had the weirdest dreams about Shit and Gigs podcast. About Shit and Gigs? Yeah. What is it? Why them? I don't know. We have no relation to them. No. What? I've never talked to them. But that, why Shit and Gigs? I don't know. And I, it's a. What was the dream about? Don't just say you don't like to get lead me. We were at the Super Bowl. Okay, okay. So you. Whatever's in a true story. You and Shit and Gigs are just watching the Seahawks Patriots? There was like a million people there. And they. Oh, no.

• 1:00:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't know what it was. And I want like a dream person to pass this down. And so by the way, I'm never, we've never talked to Shit and Gigs. I've never interacted. Yeah, no. I don't even know, they know who we are. It's a big podcast, but I assume they've seen some stuff. They're great.

• 1:00:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's cause one of their clips popped up on my TikTok and one of them was like finger some meat. And I saw that and maybe it turned me on. I don't know. It was the light skin one. He was finger some shit. I was like, I get it, right? He was, no, he could get it. If we put a rank of podcasts, I could get it. The light skin dude from Shit and Gigs is up there. Hey! You're second. Hey! No, I'm not saying me, put me first, saying, "What are we doing?" You're always talking about, "Oh yeah, I saw it, my light-skinned bro fingered some meat on one of their episodes." He could get it too, man. If we rank him, I'll drop it on him. What are you doing? This is envy. This is jealousy talking. It might be a little bit, but hey, I mean- Cam, you're second to the list. I don't want to be second in anyone's heart. Maybe if I got to know him, he would drop the second, because I like your personality better.

• 1:01:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe if I got a haircut, I'd jump back up to first, but don't be so rash in your decision-making. No, bodies different. He was like a powerlifter, I think. He's, he's, and then his, his counterpart, his co-host- I'd, I'd sleep with his counterpart before you. No, you wouldn't. I know.

• 1:01:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But anyway, we were at the Super Bowl and we were laying, like, you know how, how football stadiums have levels? Yeah. Like, it's like a dome and there's levels? Yes. So there's the first level, then there's the high second level, but we were on top of that. My god. And it was a third level made of grass. And there was, like, I kid you not, 10,000 people laying on this grass, but we were all there for the Super Bowl. Dog, I think you had a little something besides being sick. I think you were tripping in this dream. And so we were laying down for the Super Bowl, right? But I, we couldn't see because we're so far up in the grass. And we're laying down. And, and, and then- James beneath us. And there were like, some important people were like pulling people down from the grass area, and I was like, "I think me and Cam should be somewhere at the top of the list."

• 1:02:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's like, "Wow, Grayson, you really bombed on these tickets." I'm laying in a pasture a mile high in the sky and the Seahawks are down there. Yeah, and then I remember, I remember I seen, um, the two guys from Giggs coming past, and they're in the grass area too, but they were walking, but they didn't want to be seen. And, and the light-skinned dude was shirtless, and I think that's just a self-pleasure thing. I'm not sure what he was doing there, but he was shirtless and they walked past. You're so stupid. That was the whole dream. No big climax. I just wanted you to know. I think, I think you had a sexual dream about fucking gigs. Cause I, I, I think, I think, no, let's break it down. You get rid of the Super Bowl, right? Cause we don't know who won, we don't know why we're there. No.

• 1:02:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You get rid of how we were sitting in the lane. And the biggest takeaway from your story is the light-skinned brother walked past shirtless. And you go, and I think that was just personal. But he had like, you know, I think he has tattoos, but instead of the tattoos he has, it was like the, um, he took the arms from The Rock and he had the Samoan tattoo. I don't think he's an Islander. I don't think he, I don't think he is Tongan at all. I don't think he's. Is that a, they okay thing to say? Yeah, they're Tongan. Well, not all of them, but that is one of. One of the. It's one of the, one of the, the groups. Here we go. Here we go. I think we need to contact them and be like, hey, you got a Samoan tattoo or you're shirtless in some grass? What's going on? What'd you do to my friend? Why is he having sexual desires about you? No, but the craziest part is I followed him on Instagram after he didn't follow back in like two hours.

• 1:03:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I unfollowed him. Hey. I got insecure. I was like, oh, he doesn't like me.

• 1:03:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I just wanna be loved, man. That's it, man. I'm right here. You go, ah, you. No, no, that's it. Now hear me out. What if he would have followed back? We would have made a trip to the UK. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Huh. Oh my God. Hmm. Oh my God. Oh my God. Speed. Happy birthday. I don't know what's going on. Well, everything, everything. I gotta tell you, and if you watch the documentary on episode two. That happened, that happened. No, on episode one, I literally, I literally told, he, he can, we were having. No, it was episode two. Yeah, it was episode two. Episode two, The Million Dollar Deal, it's available now on YSCamplugged. I tell him in the car, we're getting in this fight in the Uber and Cam was mad that I cut him off or I wasn't paying attention. It's cause he does that. Yeah. You literally just worked out your head.

• 1:04:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And I lose interest. Okay, that's fine, but you can't, you can't deny. You better at talking, your job's on a microphone. Okay, that's fair, that's fair. I was saying. Yes. That we will soon, we will soon be in the UK, right? Maybe, I don't know. We'll soon be in the UK. Maybe. Maybe. I hope so. I hope so. Eventually. Yeah. I, you know what? I'm gonna stamp it, we'll be there. I just don't know when, but we'll be, we'll, we'll be there eventually, some point. Yeah. What if when we go there? Daddy takes care of Princess. Hmm. Tries to link up the two light skins. Hmm. Now, what you do with your time is up to you. Maybe it's a little, maybe it's a little Swiss and bread. I'll do whatever he lets me. Whatever he lets me.

• 1:05:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, no, not, y'all taking that, like, physically. I'm just saying, hang out, maybe, what do they do out there? Pintin' some tea? He goes, "Pissin' day for a pint, innit?" We go to food- "Go back to my flat, smoke of f-" Oh. Oh, wow, alright, yeah, that's it. Yeah, but yeah, maybe we could, maybe we have, I just wanted- Yeah, so you can tell him how sexy he is in person, say, "Hey, you didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed you." Yeah. Golly.

• 1:05:39Cameron Kennedy?

  P, I'm not gonna lie, I've been wanting to do this for a while now. I'm gonna expose you, right here, right now. Got my iCloud? Oh, god, no. Oh, no, sir, no, I'd never put that out there. At least let me pick the picture. Certain angles, it's, I mean, you adds about eight to it, I mean, certain lighting. My god, no, not your camera roll. I'm exposing you for the biggest, craziest thing you've ever said. You, my dear friend, have claimed, "Good old Fruit Loops are different flavors." We're putting that to the test right now. You're gonna taste them blindfolded, and you're going to fail in front of the world. I'm confident. Bring it to me. I'd be glad. There's so many comments for, uh, how many- Blindfold? Okay. Fruit Loops. Are you, are you picking them, or am I picking them? You can pick them. Yeah.

• 1:06:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you can pick them. I'm gonna say, you're cheating ass. Who wore this? That's gotta be K-Rob or my wife. I mean, you wear makeup? That's gotta be my wife. That's, that is, I mean, that is chocolate makeup. Okay. That's be my wife. That's be my wife. Chocolate makeup. Okay, you want me to blind taste Fruit Loops and tell you the color? Yes, sir. Hey, it's easy. Yeah, no, oh, yeah, I bet it, yeah, get nervous, ain't ya? Yeah, yeah, you dumb- I feel like my heart rate just spiked. Dude, because- Because you know it's nonsense. I can't do anything on the internet without people saying that this isn't true, but alright. Here we go. Okay, oh, I gotta take my bifocals off. Honestly, I could do it with my glasses off. God, they smell great. Yeah. Yeah, you don't need them, idiot. You don't think it would smell great if they're all the same flavor, do you? No, it's, it's all one big flavor of just a fruit. Fruit loops, loops of fruit.

• 1:07:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, blindfold's on.

• 1:07:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Excuse me, son of a young man. Smoke a pack for you guys? Okay, blindfold is on. Okay, if you touch me, don't touch me. I'm only going to be showing the camera. Okay. Go through a loop and then placing it in your palm. Okay, show them too, so they can see. That's what I'm doing, here we go. Alright, oh god. Alright, first one. I can't see anybody. Ow, this hurts my eyes, it's too tight. First one, here we go.

• 1:07:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, these feel small. They are pretty small. Did you give me the small ones? No, this is the travel, this is, this is, you know, natural, this is Gucci, this is regular.

• 1:07:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I can already tell. You cannot, okay, okay, what is it, what is it? You can tell, go. Oh my god, no, nah, hey, hey, this is getting freaky. This is turning into weird.

• 1:08:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He has absolutely no clue. Blue.

• 1:08:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I got it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shut your mouth, let's keep it. I told you. Let's keep it a buck. I told you. Okay, there's, first off, there's six flavors, it's one out of six, it's not wicked, you didn't hit the mega millions, it's not wicked odds. Hold on, I gotta clean my palate.

• 1:08:30Cameron Kennedy?

  What do I get if I win? Like, I deserve like twenty dollars each color. You're not twenty dollars each color? Yeah. That's a strange chart. You're not getting anything if you win, and you're not gonna get it again, first off, it's, what was there, seven colors in here, six colors? Ah, boo hoo, you got lucky. Wait, question, do y'all close y'all's eyes under blindfolds? Cause I do. I do too. I don't like the fabric on my eye sockets. Yeah, I don't like it either. Alright, you know, hey, good old saying, Shaq made one, here we go. Hold that palm out, second one.

• 1:09:03Cameron Kennedy?

  This is a doubler. Yeah, good morning to you. But this is the same color, Craig. Same color. Okay. It's all one color. I don't, oh, no, no, no, no, it's easy. Dude, I'm telling you.

• 1:09:17Cameron Kennedy?

  See, and then you do that tongue thing, your tongue blasting it right after you snout it. Okay, so this is... Okay, okay, this is a science. This is a science. It's by, when I do the smell, when I do the smell, that one had a higher pitch. That one had a higher pitch, it was more- A higher pitch of smell, this man just said. It was more, it's either, it's one of the bright colors. It's either, it's either- No, it, no, I'm talking bright, bright, like...

• 1:09:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's either green, or...

• 1:09:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's green or yellow. It's yellow, it's yellow. Okay, no, this is- I got it! No, this is cheating, no, you're cheating, no, you're cheating, no, no, you're cheating. Get, get a second layer, get some, get, go get a blanket, get something- A blanket? I'm not cold! Cover his head, he's cheating. Okay, give me, you can give me another blindfold. We're gonna get- Give me another blindfold. We're gonna get, okay. Give me another blindfold. I'm two for two, I'm two for two? Put this on. I'm two for two? Why is no one excited? Cause you're cheating! Not how? I'm not cheating, I'm not cheating. You're, you're, you're not two for two, you're two for two on cheats. They're one flavor, and you're looking, no, no, put that other one real low, yeah. Yeah, put that real low. But I can't do my, I gotta lift up my smell. You can still, you can use the smell, but I don't want you seeing-

• 1:10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Right here, are we confident? No, this is, I can't see shit.

• 1:10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I kinda, I kinda trust it, cause I just had my fist an inch away from your face. No, I didn't see it, I smelled something though. You got dirty paws, where's the mic? Okay, no, this is getting real, this is getting real. The mic's right in front of you. See, but I'm telling you, put it at home, if you wanna do it, they have different smells, if you go up into the nasal, the yellow one had a sour smell. It's, it's those that are sour, the other ones are more fruity. Bring me another one. Oh my god.

• 1:11:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't give me that one, the one you're putting in your nose, no, I can't, I- You literally sound like, you smell like a vacuum- How'd you know I had it in my nose? Cause you- Oh, you're cheating! You smell, you sounded like a vacuum cleaner, you're going- That is, that is, okay, that's- But don't give me that one, I'll kill you and your family. I already threw it on the ground, but I, I kinda, I'm, I'm, I'm still not a believer, I'm still not a believer. Give me another, give me one, give one. Here we go, this is up next, hold that little palm out, hold that little palm out, hold that little girl palm out. Okay. Extend! Jesus. This one's spikier than the other one. Now, oh, now it's spiky.

• 1:11:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, you are absolutely inhaling them. I genuinely do know this one. No, you don't. No, no jokes like this, I know this. I do.

• 1:11:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I... It's orange.

• 1:11:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, no, no, no, no! No! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

• 1:12:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, time out, time out, time out. Time out, time out. Give me another one, that was spiky and was false. I think you're a little snotty. I think you like, something got in that nose. I think my lip's bleeding. I think my lip's bleeding. I think it has some blood in it. Give me another one. Next round, we got this one right here. You see that? Yeah? Yeah, let's see what you can do with that one, huh? Here you go, open your little hand.

• 1:12:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Weird handoff? Yeah, you were unstretched.

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that is, it's in your nose. That's going halfway. Why are you putting it on the mic? Look down. Matter of fact, look down for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Why am I looking down? So you're not looking up and cheating. Look down. I can't see anything. I don't believe you! I'm telling you.

• 1:12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So the left nostril, I could tell was the sour one.

• 1:12:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, is this, okay, but you can't trick me if it's the same color. If it's the same color as before, because it's a sour smell. It's not the same color. Oh, it's not the same color? It's not the same color. Then it's green.

• 1:13:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I got it! Dude, this is...

• 1:13:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I am cynical. I don't believe you. I don't know what to tell you! I know, but it's nonsense. It's a smell, it's a smell, okay, alright. It's not sm- it's not smell. You think I'm cheating still? I know you're cheating somehow. You have... Give me... ...fools or some... Give me headphones, give me headphones, give me headphones. Give you... What the f**k do you mean, give me headphones? Give me headphones. It's your sight I'm worried about! What is the cockatoo gonna speak to you? I don't want you seeing them! What, am I putting you in handcuffs next? I don't, you don't need headphones! Give me headphones, just so you can know I'm not cheating. Pierce brought me headphones. Pierce brought headphones. What do these even plug into, Pierce? These are just naked headphones. Okay, please, my eyes are sweating. You wanna play that f**k game? Here, put those on. Yeah. Put those on. These are uncomfortable.

• 1:13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  We got you like a POW. You're tasting... Okay, alright. Last one. Yep, yep, no, I just spilled about thirty. Okay, but now I don't really know what other colors are left. Can I get a multiple choice? What does that even mean? I don't know how many colors are left. Whoa, so you suddenly don't have powers anymore? No, it's not powers. Wasn't that headphones, you little freak? No, I, no. Oh, now I'm playing games of odds. I got lucky the first couple of times. Can you tell me what's left? No, fuck you, Wonder Woman. Put your snout to the test. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, here we go. Round four. Let me see that, you'll see that? Okay, there you go, little bag. Ow. Oh, little uppercut.

• 1:14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's darker.

• 1:14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Trying to think of the dark colors.

• 1:14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Tread.

• 1:14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Tread. No, it's purple. Red or pur- it's pur- it's purple? Is it purple or red? No, sit, not like, what the are you doing, though? Cause there's, this isn't, I, I, I just had one in. Yo, I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I had one in my nose. I put it in my nostril, and there's no difference. Wow, it's right. You just came back to life. Wow, it's right. You wanna try? You try. You try. There's, this isn't a real thing. I'm trying something that I don't believe! So it feels like me converting. I'm gonna try you. Alright. It's gonna be a lot easier than you think. It's gonna be a lot easier to think. I'm gonna give you one. Um... Alright. I'm shaking.

• 1:15:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you shaking? I don't know. Here we go. Now do the smell test that I told you.

• 1:15:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, you, you have a deviated septum, don't you? I think I might. Here we go. In there, in there, in there, more, more. Inhale it, there you go. Oh, oh, I kinda chemically.

• 1:15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god. Here we go. Oh. I feel like I'm doing smelling salts again. Do you, but do you tell, what, is it, is it bright or dark? Is it bright or dark? It's kinda bright. Yeah, okay, come on! If I had, if I had to say, it's kinda bright. Come on! Bright, bright, bright, think of it, think of it. Give me your bright options. Give me your bright options. Okay, off of that smell alone? Yes. I'm thinking, like, the yellows, the, the, the red. Mm-hmm. Like a, a yellow, red, an orange, a greenish color. Okay, okay, okay. It's, I'll, I'll say what I can get rid of is purple and blue. This doesn't taste or smell like purple and blue. I told you. Okay.

• 1:16:39Speaker 03

  Let's go.

• 1:16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Get your tongue, more tongue, more tongue. What do you mean, more tongue? You gave me something the size of a, of a, of a, I was gonna say nickel, but that's too big, a penny. Come on, Cam. Can I get one more same flavor? One more same flavor? I'm not skilled in the dark arts like you. Here, put that back in your nose though, that's a big one. Oh god. Put that back in your nose. Yup. And then lick it, lick it, lick it. Oh, I mean, that's almost Lysol.

• 1:17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Come on, Cam. Okay, more tongue. You go immediately, chill, you big back. You got it? Oh my god, that kinda screamed at me for whatever reason. Okay, now, I'm also gonna go on the record. If I get this right, I'm going to be equally as mad. Because now, I'm not gonna lie, my taste buds right there, I pray to god I'm wrong, that's dead orange.

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  No way, bro.

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  No way.

• 1:17:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Google says they're the same flavor! Yeah, of course, it's propaganda. Let's go. No way.

• 1:17:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's go. Let's go. At home, everybody try it. Oh dude, I'm telling you. No, no, that was orange. It was orange. It's literally, once you lose your sight, your nose goes up. Your ear, nose and throat are all connected. I think you converted me. Come on. I go, I'm a martyr of my old Fruit Loop taste. How much of that, because you knew it was brighter, how much of that was a guess, though? No, I'm not gonna lie. If I would have, if I would not have asked, it would have been a sole guess of those colors I said. Yeah. Now, the weird thing is, is it definitely was like, I was getting like, like a... You're saying bright, I'm, my mind went to like, uh, warm. Which I guess is same for like, bright, warm-ish colors. I was thinking like, bright colors, like it's a light, light color. Like the dark colors had a dark smell.

• 1:18:36Cameron Kennedy?

  What, bro? Yeah. No, it's not gonna work if you, if your eyes are exposed. Try it, it's not gonna work. And then put another one to your nose. I mean, seriously, I'm getting like, pine salt, dude. I'm not kidding. This is a clean floor with. To everybody that didn't believe me, it happens every single time I have a hot take or something on this podcast. Years later, I prove it to be right. Years later, every time. I kinda had a good time because that was fun. I felt included, but I'm pissed because that actually was a thing. I feel like, I feel like the kid in middle school that got picked on, and now I'm like 28 and have a Lamborghini. Like, that's all I feel right now. Dude, every time I go out, you're gonna take Fruit Loops are a different flavor, mom? How about that?

• 1:19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that, I'm baffled. And you're out of breath. Yeah, that's a quirk.

• 1:19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy... Okay. Yeah. I don't know, guess another L for Cam? Told you. I, I, I mean, I'm, I honest to God need you to try it at the house, because I just did one and I got it right. And again, now this is, if there's 30 flavors, I'm back on my own boat. I go, there's no way he's getting, oh lime, indigo, lime, violet, light green flavor. If you did that, I'm sending you to the CIA. Yeah. I mean, can I be honest? A large majority of that was a guess. I know, but the fact that you're even, like, the fact that there's like, process of elimination is more than is pissing me off. 100%, there is a smell differentiation. 100%. So I'm able to knock out, like, either it's bright or dark. And then after that, it's God.

• 1:20:08Cameron Kennedy?

  God's on your side. I think I got a little high on Fruit Loops. Don't put them that far in your nose. No, I'm not gonna, no, there's some weird, there's some chemical in that some... There's something in there, boy. Alright guys. I, I mean, I can never win. I can never surprise the man. I can never prank the man. I can never catch him off-guard. I can't- Might've been a good time to prank me with hot sauce. Oh my- But you're not built like that. See that? See like that? The creative brain is too high over here. You can't do it. I was thinking that the whole time. That's a large part why I was smelling him so much. That prob- I put wasabi on that- Oh my god. If I would've put wasabi on it and it went like this- And lined, lined your nostril with wasabi? Hospital. You would've got up and punched Pierce Liston in the mouth. I'd dropkick him.

• 1:20:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright everybody, appreciate you coming back to episode 204. I mean, for god's sake, I guess try it. I guess I've been dismantled, proved wrong again. They literally, I can taste the yellow when I put a handful in my mouth. Like, there's no way y'all can't smell, taste that. I thi- maybe it's the milk. Cause I, cause I'm not a goblin. I don't eat without milk. So maybe the milk makes it all one flavorly fruit masterpiece. I'm lactose and so are all my brothers. Oh my god. Happy Black History Month. Anyway- Jesus, Cam.

• 1:21:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you for coming back, episode 204. That first link in the description below is the Patreon. That second link is YSK Unplugged. The documentary is dropping every single week. You get the episode ad-free, uncensored on Patreon, and then a week later it comes out on YSK Unplugged. So if you want to see it early and you want to see it uncensored, go over to that Patreon as far, or as well as everything else on there. It's amazing community. Join that. We absolutely love y'all. Confuse the casuals, get you good karma. This week's secret code.

• 1:21:50Cameron Kennedy?

  ASF. All same flavor. You rat- I s- I'm, I'm still not a believer, but- You just said you're a believer. 10 seconds ago. I just saw it in front of me. I might have to be a believer. This is wicked. Alright guys, remember, one night at a club, we're gonna get home to Christmas. We'll see ya next time. Oh yeah. Stepped up to the plate.

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