Was This War RACIST?! | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 237

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you. You want to deal drugs with us? Yeah. I'm selling crack. I haven't hit my wife in weeks.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Okay, Uncle Eli, let's get you your oatmeal and let's go to bed.

• 0:38The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, Kurt is charging up the end bar.

• 0:46Speaker 03

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and Brandon. His hair is fucking fabulous and donut. A dark, dope disposition and there's a fat electrician. Welcome to unsubscribe.

• 1:05Speaker 04

  Hey, what is up everyone? It is our favorite month, November and April, our favorite months. It's November, which means we are doing the Veterans Month. Veterans Month. Two new pieces of merch, amazing pieces of merch. We have TBI Fridays. The sun will come out tomorrow, unfortunately. You all know how this works. 100% of the profits will go towards nonprofits at the end of the month. That's right, we're donating everything we make off of these at the end of the month to some amazing veteran nonprofit organizations. And we are working with a lot of amazing brands to also give away stuff during that timeframe. We are also doing a golden ticket, which we will fly you out to one of the last two live shows in December. Your choice.

• 1:49Speaker 04

  That trip and hotel is on us, of course. And we will be giving away some Turtle Beach headsets, the new unsub jump out side zips, some merch, some Pepperbox subscriptions and some Echelon. So not only are you helping some amazing organizations, but now you have a chance to get some stuff on the backend too. And anything else you buy on that website, a portion of that will also be going towards these amazing causes. And we're doing the same with Echelon. A portion of any Echelon purchased will be going towards those nonprofits. And yes, Killer Apple, don't, don't you sweat it. We hear you. We hear you about Killer Apple. You are entered for the golden takeout on either site. So go snack some TBI Fridays,

• 2:31Speaker 04

  snack some echelon. Let's raise some money and change some lives in the veteran community. And during Veterans Day month, we are doing an amazing deal with the subscription program 10% off plus free shipping and then use code unsub to get 10% off of any of your orders on single cases. Got it. I truly love April and November the most just because we get to give back and y'all make a huge change and the outside gets to see what a true, real community looks like that actually care about each other. Y'all are amazing. We owe you everything and anyone that is a veteran or serving, thank you so much for your service. Be proud. Y'all are making this world a better place and we are truly thankful for it. Go get

• 3:13Speaker 04

  some sweet merch. Go get some echelon and we can't wait to meet the golden ticket winner. Cheers, y'all. Happy Veterans Month. Everyone got a drink to pop? Pippity pop pop. Ready? Three, two, one.

• 3:31Speaker 05

  Good catch. Sorry. It's been so long since I've done this.

• 3:34Speaker 04

  I know.

• 3:35Speaker 05

  Drinking or the podcast?

• 3:36Speaker 04

  Both. I've been trying to save it for the live shows, but.

• 3:40Speaker 05

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. We wanted to do just a kind of host episode because we have our live show, our first one coming up in San Antonio, day after tomorrow.

• 3:58The Fat Electrician?

  All I could think of when you said I've been saving up all my talking for the live shows is just Goku with the spirit bomb and just like letters coming from all over the galaxy into your, into your scrabble of words that you're gonna use.

• 4:10Speaker 04

  End.

• 4:16The Fat Electrician?

  Cody's charging up the end bomb.

• 4:23Speaker 05

  And just like DBZ for five episodes and just so we're not talking.

• 4:29The Fat Electrician?

  What's he doing?

• 4:30Speaker 05

  Let him cook.

• 4:30The Fat Electrician?

  Universe, lend me a little bit of your racism.

• 4:33Speaker 04

  It's a giant ball.

• 4:34Speaker 05

  I'm saving up to hit it at the perfect time.

• 4:36Speaker 04

  Giant ball of bicycles coming at me.

• 4:38Speaker 05

  On a plane.

• 4:42Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ. None of this matters anymore. YouTube's down. We'll have to go back to work anyways.

• 4:47Speaker 05

  Five minutes before we jumped on here, uh, we found out YouTube's down.

• 4:52Speaker 04

  You know what's not down? Pepperbox. That's a plus.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  Oh, fucking massive dub for Pepperbox over here.

• 4:58Speaker 04

  Oh, it's some good time.

• 5:01Speaker 04

  I'm actually tweeting that right now.

• 5:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, tweet it so I can retweet it.

• 5:04Speaker 04

  That's a really good tweet, actually, and I'll retweet it also.

• 5:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a Also show, uh, Pepperbox should tweet that.

• 5:11Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah? Oh, I'm good, buddy. Thank you. Give me that sugar rush. This is our veterans episode because this month is veterans month. So naturally, we'll, we are all here, uh, veterans, each and every one of us.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Minus one.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  Me, but. It's not going away, is it?

• 5:31Speaker 05

  But you mean this month isn't some made up commie gobbledygook?

• 5:34Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 5:35Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 5:36Speaker 04

  Technically, we did make veterans month. It's supposed to be one day.

• 5:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:40Speaker 04

  We just raised money the entire time. So you'll see the shirts. I don't know what they are yet. We have not came up with any designs for veterans month yet, but

• 5:49Speaker 01

  But they will be on the screen.

• 5:50Speaker 04

  Yes, we did.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  Did we?

• 5:51Speaker 04

  I haven't done. What? I see it. Is it the veterans? Yes, because I'm the merch guy. This is what I do. I handle these things. Veterans warning, Mike self. No.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  Oh, Jesus.

• 6:04Speaker 04

  What? That's a good one.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  I thought so. I like your ideas, Eli.

• 6:07Speaker 04

  Thank you. What's?

• 6:09Speaker 01

  This is a no bad ideas, only accept that.

• 6:11Speaker 04

  Okay, we got it. Good.

• 6:13Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, that was right. I forgot about that.

• 6:14Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:15Speaker 01

  All right. That's pretty fucking good.

• 6:17Speaker 04

  And then.

• 6:21Speaker 04

  Yep, okay. Okay, those are, yeah. The face just. The sun will come out tomorrow, unfortunately.

• 6:32Speaker 05

  It's like, it's gonna get worse before it gets worse.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  It's perfect. Hey, what's up, Mr. Jake?

• 6:37The Fat Electrician?

  Hi, Jake.

• 6:38Speaker 04

  Jake, I'm doing a great plug for Pepperbox right now. All of YouTube is down. You know what's not down? Pepperbox.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Jake's like, bad news. That's why I'm here.

• 6:51Speaker 04

  The house is on fire.

• 6:53Speaker 05

  Chat, we're cooked.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  We're like the, we're like the ugly chick getting asked to prom after the hot chick got hit by a car.

• 6:59Speaker 04

  Don't mind me. I'm just seeing how many continuing education credits I have to get before December to keep my electrician's license for no reason in particular.

• 7:09Speaker 04

  Like, uh oh, this is not good.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  I'm selling crack.

• 7:12The Fat Electrician?

  This is my nine eleven, okay? I have to go back to work.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  Well, it's been a while. I know. That's like the meme is like every, every time we do this, it's like, oh, it's been a while since he did a gang episode, but it literally has been.

• 7:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is true. I mean, we did. You weren't even here when we did Cody's.

• 7:33The Fat Electrician?

  I haven't been here since last time Brandon still wasn't a congressman.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  And you'll be here the next.

• 7:40The Fat Electrician?

  You got a gang tattoo? Yeah, that's true. So Brandon, Brandon got his first tattoo.

• 7:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think we talked about that on the, uh, I don't know when these podcasts are going on.

• 7:50The Fat Electrician?

  How was it? How did it feel?

• 7:52Speaker 01

  Not bad.

• 7:52The Fat Electrician?

  Like, was your first time?

• 7:53Speaker 01

  It's fucking, they went gentle.

• 7:54The Fat Electrician?

  Were they gentle?

• 7:55Speaker 01

  Yeah. They went easy.

• 7:56The Fat Electrician?

  Was it in the backseat of a car?

• 7:58Speaker 01

  Not a lot of blood.

• 7:59The Fat Electrician?

  No, that's good.

• 8:00Speaker 04

  When they hit his tendon, you gotta watch his face change instantly.

• 8:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:05The Fat Electrician?

  It was tendon is like a piano wire, like.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  It was fine. Yeah. Until they hit the tendon, it was just like, yeah, this is, this is, well, you know, that's not great.

• 8:13The Fat Electrician?

  Have you ever seen, uh, uh, I think it's called like a hundred and twenty four hours or whatever. It's a, based on real life. It's a movie. I think it's, uh, Franco. He's like the climber who gets like, he gets like his arms stuck behind a, a rock or something. He has to cut his own arm off. And when he's like in the movie, when he's cutting his arm off, he's like doing pretty good. Like, ah, and then he gets to the tendon and it's just like.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. The nerve.

• 8:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 8:36Speaker 04

  He gets, and have you read the book?

• 8:38Speaker 01

  No.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  Brother in Christ, he describes that. He's like, yeah, so it was dead. I was feeling it was dead because he'd been there for five days or something stupid at that point. He was there for many days, hoping someone would find him and then.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, hoping like, like cutting your arm off isn't plan A.

• 8:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  So he was there for eighteen minutes. It's like, well.

• 8:58Speaker 04

  What's the first thing you think he did? He's like, well, I'm gonna have to break these bones in order. So.

• 9:03The Fat Electrician?

  I watched Discovery Channel. You gotta drink your own piss.

• 9:05Speaker 04

  Well, he did do that.

• 9:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. See, knew it. Bear Grylls. That's what's up.

• 9:08Speaker 04

  He would lean back and forth until he heard both bones snap because he's like, I can't cut through the bone. So I'm gonna just have to break my forearm bones. So he heard both of them snap and then he just started cutting and he waited to actually cut the nerves because he was cutting through. He seen a white thing. He touched it. And instant, just fucking pain. So he's like, oh, I don't, whatever. Cut around all the muscle and then. Boom, just cut through the giant nerves at the, at the last step and then walked back for, I think it was like 10 miles or 12 miles. He had tourniqueted it earlier, like a day before and then on the Okay, so he intentionally killed it. Yeah. Okay, yeah.

• 9:49Speaker 04

  He's like, it's dead, don't give a shit. On the walk back at the 10 mile mark, a couple's walking towards him. He's like, I need help. And they're like, uh, are you okay? Are you sure? He's like, I need, I'm the guy that's lost. And like, who? He's like, I, I'm

• 10:06Speaker 04

  And they're like, holy shit, he's missing an arm. Then they went, grabbed a helicopter, or they ran back, got a helicopter and they airlifted him out. Or he might actually walked the last, forget that part, but yeah, wild ass story. It's like, fuck off. Also, he, the lesson he learned was, next time I leave, I'm going to text and tell people where I'm at. Instead of just disappearing into the wild.

• 10:30The Fat Electrician?

  It's all different strategies. Don't go outside for fun. There's a, especially the ocean.

• 10:36Speaker 04

  The duality of

• 10:37The Fat Electrician?

  That's true. What do you, what do you want from me? All of mankind has been like, man, outside kind of fucking sucks. We should build houses and castles and get away from this.

• 10:48Speaker 04

  What was your tweet the other day? Going west? You get it though?

• 10:51The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah. Like, it never made sense to me. You know what I mean? Oh, you're learning about manifest destiny and the fucking gold rush and everybody migrating west and all along like. So they were leaving like Boston and Philadelphia with like cobblestone streets and the streetlights and plumbing and like modern amenities and shit. And just to go live in a log cabin and get fucking toothpicks shot at them by Native Americans and their covered wagons for the rest of their lives. Why? Now that I'm 30, I'm like, I fucking get it. Never mind.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, because Joseph Smith said so.

• 11:20The Fat Electrician?

  No, I'm just sick of people, honestly.

• 11:23Speaker 04

  I'm like, dude, you still need to watch, if you haven't watched Prime American Primeval.

• 11:30The Fat Electrician?

  So good.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  It's it's on my list. I haven't seen it yet.

• 11:32The Fat Electrician?

  Dude.

• 11:33Speaker 01

  So positive.

• 11:34The Fat Electrician?

  I finally, me and Hannah go to a movie every week for date night. Movies fucking suck now.

• 11:39Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, a movie every week is wild, cuz you're you're digging up like the bottom of the dumpster.

• 11:44The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, for sure. Like, movies suck now. The movie, the movie Roof Man with Channing Tatum is the best movie I've seen in a long ass time. It's so good. It's so good. It's a hundred percent based on real life. Fucking spoiler alert, if you don't wanna hear about it. Are you guys good? It's it's based on a real criminal called Roof Man.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:04The Fat Electrician?

  And he would, he was like an ex eighty second airborne guy that was just like hyper observant, like he cat, like he could, he could walk down a street and tell you how many houses had like chimneys. And like that. And he figured out that fast food places didn't have their money picked up on the weekends. They had it all picked up from the whole weekend on Monday morning. So Sunday night, he would climb up on top of a fast food place with a hammer, beat through the roof, drop down into the restaurant, wait for the manager to show up with a gun. And then when the manager showed up, he'd have him unlock the safe, and then he'd make sure they put their coats on, and then he'd lock them in the fucking fridge. And then after like fifteen minutes and he'd gotten away, he'd call nine one one so they didn't freeze.

• 12:45The Fat Electrician?

  And like everybody, everybody was like, he's super polite, like one dude, the reason he got caught is cuz he gave his coat to a manager that didn't have one. Is how he ended up getting, he, he.

• 12:54Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 12:55The Fat Electrician?

  Knocked up forty five restaurants before they caught him, but they couldn't prove that he did the other forty four. So what the DA did was he hit him on a kidnapping charge for the three employees that he locked in the fridge and got him put away for like twenty years. So then he's in prison for a minute, escapes.

• 13:17The Fat Electrician?

  And he's like laying low, so he decides he's gonna go inside of a Toys R Us and live inside of one of the displays. And he spends six months living inside a Toys R Us display, slowly stealing video games and selling them to pawn shops. Until he waits till Christmas, when all the money's coming in, and robs like a hundred thousand dollars from Toys R Us during the, on like Christmas Eve. And then goes and buys like counterfeit papers to make it to Venezuela and shit, and they caught him like going to the airport.

• 13:46Speaker 01

  So it almost worked.

• 13:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, like he was that close to getting away with it. It's a good ass movie.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  It's Channing Tatum.

• 13:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 13:54Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 13:55The Fat Electrician?

  It's really good.

• 13:55Speaker 04

  I need to watch that one. We talked to, I don't want to say anything other than watch Weapons because I can't give, I just, I won't say anything because you just have to go in. And just.

• 14:05The Fat Electrician?

  I love that Weapons is just a creepy sadistic horror movie. Yeah, with no deeper meaning. And everybody's like, is this about school shootings? Is this about this? Is this about, is this an allegory for that? And he's like, nope, it's just creepy shit. Deal with it.

• 14:22Speaker 01

  It's just like Hemingway. It's like, the old man is an old man. The sea is the sea.

• 14:28Speaker 04

  You just walk away from that movie like this. Holy.

• 14:32Speaker 04

  Huh. Hasn't happened in a long ass time. I was like, okay, well, that's it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna just tell people to watch it and then zero spoilers. Just go watch that movie. I text Cody.

• 14:43The Fat Electrician?

  You know who the director is, right?

• 14:44Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 14:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. The whitest kids you know?

• 14:47Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  Hmm. Yep.

• 14:48Speaker 04

  Y'all in the PCP?

• 14:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yep.

• 14:50Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 14:53Speaker 04

  Oh. He is so fucking good. I'm like, you watched F1? You've already seen.

• 14:58The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, F1's good.

• 14:59Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, I watched that on the plane and immediately regretted watching it on a plane.

• 15:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  It's like, ah, that, that could have used with a bigger screen, but it was really good.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  That was at the movie. Did you watch it at the theater?

• 15:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  That's, oh, peak, peak. And if you haven't watched it yet. Yeah, it's right there. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Oh, no, that was good. That was really good. Thank God.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  I rewatched Ford v Ferrari the other day. I forgot how good that movie was. I forgot how sad it was.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah. And it's a true story.

• 15:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:27Speaker 04

  You're like, oh, that sucks. Little kid, whole family. I gotta watch it. Racing. Don't spoil that one for me. I know it's, I know it's, no, I haven't.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Ford v Ferrari? We watched it at Eli's birthday the other, or like five years ago.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, at my. Was I there yet? Yeah.

• 15:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  Oh, well, shit. Cool. I didn't, I didn't remember. I was like, did we? I was like, oh, yeah, we did. Holy. We had a slumber party.

• 15:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's not weird.

• 15:54Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck. Now we got the, yeah, Veterans Month, so we'll be doing that. Hundred percent of the process off it is going towards three or four nonprofits again. We're seeing which ones we want to choose this year.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  I was just gonna ask if we, we had any in mind that we were looking at in particular. Cause which ones did we do? Veteran running for Congress that we were gonna bag.

• 16:17Speaker 04

  Last time we covered, I'm not the person, my eye, one or two explosions. My, my memory is pretty.

• 16:25Speaker 01

  TBI Fridays?

• 16:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:27Speaker 01

  Product placement?

• 16:29Speaker 04

  Ding. I don't remember where we donated last time. I think we did, oh, Boot Campaign was one.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:35Speaker 04

  They do really good work. And then there was three others and I do not remember those.

• 16:39Speaker 01

  Cause I know that's.

• 16:40Speaker 04

  Valera Group.

• 16:42Speaker 01

  What was it?

• 16:43Speaker 04

  Valera Group.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, like a Independence Fund?

• 16:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, Independence Fund, because she runs a really tight, she really gives a fuck about vets, like truly.

• 16:51Speaker 01

  That's something that we've always been big at here too, is trying to figure out like, all right, do the research on the charity to make sure that a good portion of the proceeds are actually going to what it says it's going to and not just these big charities that eighty percent of all of the money that they get goes toward marketing to get more money, you know, board, board of directors salaries, all this inflated.

• 17:14Speaker 04

  Dumb veteran nonprofits.

• 17:16The Fat Electrician?

  Hey, we actually let you fight horses.

• 17:19Speaker 04

  Never forget.

• 17:20The Fat Electrician?

  PTSD, you wanna come fight horses?

• 17:22Speaker 04

  With swords.

• 17:22The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  I just thought of like Mongo from Blazing Saddles just punching a fucking horse.

• 17:29Speaker 04

  You know what, though? There's a lot of veterans that would take up fighting horses with swords.

• 17:33The Fat Electrician?

  I had it cured. Man, my rage is on.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  You just get like, well, it's cool. How does this cure PTSD?

• 17:40The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking Elmer.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Cure PTSD?

• 17:42The Fat Electrician?

  Elmer's Clues got a veteran made stamp on some of their products now.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  Beating the shit out of horse.

• 17:51Speaker 01

  It's all accounting tricks with some of these places. It's veteran made. Oh, so it's veteran owned. Not what I said. Not what I said.

• 17:59Speaker 04

  And this nonprofit really took off.

• 18:03The Fat Electrician?

  Horse, horses veteran ended.

• 18:09Speaker 04

  Veteran made this horse and this sword.

• 18:15Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  Brandon made the horse.

• 18:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude. Lock makes come.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 18:48Speaker 05

  How's your nonprofit going? You open the barn door?

• 18:52Speaker 05

  Punching horses in the face.

• 18:53Speaker 01

  And there it was.

• 18:56Speaker 01

  Eli broke the mic.

• 19:00Speaker 05

  I don't know. You look happy.

• 19:04Speaker 05

  I haven't hit my wife in weeks.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck.

• 19:13Speaker 01

  Have you better as much?

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ, boys.

• 19:21Speaker 05

  Brandon's running for Congress again, dude.

• 19:25Speaker 05

  This episode will be before. Major caper. He was.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:32Speaker 01

  Unfortunately, tangentially related to everyone at the table.

• 19:35Speaker 05

  Brandon Herrera hates horses.

• 19:46Speaker 05

  Got anything?

• 19:46Speaker 01

  You back me to a corner pretty well here.

• 19:53Speaker 01

  Just like fucking smacking every branch on the way down. How much damage can we do here?

• 20:00Speaker 01

  These live shows are gonna be a terror.

• 20:03Speaker 05

  Brandon, what kind of shirt is that?

• 20:05Speaker 01

  I'm glad you asked, Eli. This is a poncho.

• 20:08Speaker 05

  Brandon and I actually wear ponchos so much, we constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before.

• 20:17Speaker 05

  Now, if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general, you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly comfortable, great looking shirts all the time.

• 20:24Speaker 04

  Finn, pull it up with pictures. They're literally always wearing the same shirt.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  I got turned on a Poncho like a year ago. Been wearing them ever since. I personally prefer, I think this is the western because it's got the pearl snaps, uh, because it's hot in Texas and I like something breathable.

• 20:39Speaker 04

  Here's the thing I find really cool. Brandon, do the glasses trick.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  So Ponchos have this neat little thing in the pocket where you just take your glasses.

• 20:47Speaker 04

  Nope, that's the other one.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Be more specific.

• 20:49Speaker 04

  Who gives a shit about that?

• 20:51Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 20:51Speaker 04

  Oh, watch everyone.

• 20:52Speaker 01

  So if you've got fat fingers and you smudge your glasses all the time, the bottom of the shirt actually acts, it has like a microfiber, so you can clean your glasses.

• 21:01Speaker 04

  I make him clean my phones.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  He does.

• 21:03Speaker 05

  I like the hidden little pocket on the breast.

• 21:06Speaker 04

  Wait, what?

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Right over here.

• 21:09Speaker 01

  Got a little zipper pocket.

• 21:10Speaker 04

  I didn't even know about that one. Is that where you hold Cody's heart?

• 21:13Speaker 01

  And his drugs.

• 21:14Speaker 04

  Things you might need to know. Poncho has put a lot of thought and detail into each one of their shirts.

• 21:20Speaker 01

  Oh, holy shit. They're soft. They're really soft.

• 21:23Speaker 04

  Yo, what?

• 21:25Speaker 01

  That's my one like thing is fucking fabric sensitivity. I don't wear uncomfortable shirts.

• 21:29Speaker 05

  This is comfy as fuck. That's why we wear them all the time.

• 21:32Speaker 04

  So Poncho's got a bunch of great styles. The original, western, denim, and ultra light.

• 21:38Speaker 05

  If you're looking for the perfect shirt, something breathable and stands out in a good way, give Poncho a try.

• 21:43Speaker 04

  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/ unsub and get $10 off your first order.

• 21:48Speaker 01

  That's P-O-N-C-H-O outdoors.com/ unsub.

• 21:53Speaker 04

  Well, at least everyone's doing good. As we prep for this, we're gonna be hitting the, oh my god, we're gonna be exhausted. He's the most exhausting. This is gonna be a couple, well, it's live shows, break for a week, live shows, break.

• 22:10Speaker 04

  Range day. Range day. Break for at least a couple of weeks. There's like a couple in between that and then. Then four more after. Yeah, yeah, but we got those breaks in between those ones. It's nice.

• 22:23The Fat Electrician?

  I gotta go to fucking Corpus Christi on November 1st.

• 22:26Speaker 04

  What are you doing in Corpus?

• 22:30The Fat Electrician?

  World of Warships rented out the USS Lexington, the aircraft carrier to do a jujitsu tournament fundraiser for a jujitsu nonprofit.

• 22:39Speaker 04

  Is that an active carrier or that?

• 22:42The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's like a museum shit, but like they're like, you want to come do jujitsu on a fucking aircraft carrier for charity? I was like, I'm really busy, but fine. Yes, I'll be there.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  There's gonna be a bunch of other like MMA.

• 22:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So that's the fucking funny story. Nothing on World of Warships, but like they're not jujitsu people. So they don't know. They're just like, oh, hey, this guy's in the video game. He's a big YouTuber. He's known for doing jujitsu or whatever. We'll see if he wants to teach at our seminar and like, I'm a jujitsu coach, been doing it for a while. Sure. No problem. So they're linked up with, uh, we defy basically, uh, it's a nonprofit and they, if you're a veteran that struggles with PTSD, they'll pay for your tuition at a jujitsu gym and like buy you a key and stuff.

• 23:25Speaker 04

  So you can beat up horses.

• 23:26The Fat Electrician?

  And like be part of a community. Yeah. Other people. Yeah, sure.

• 23:31The Fat Electrician?

  It's really cool organization, but the head dude calls me and he's like, Hey, so what's your plan on what you're trying to do? And I was like, I mean, I, whatever, like I'm there for whatever you need me for like, he's like, okay, cool. Cause like they're kind of wanting you to instruct and he's like, not saying you can't, you can't if you want to, but here's the other people that are instructing and it's like, insert Travis Stevens, Judo bronze medalist and jujitsu black belt, and then like world champion, world champion, world champion. Yeah, like dudes like that, like literally the top 1% of 1% of jujitsu. It was like, yeah, I really don't want to go up and instruct before or after any of them. So.

• 24:12Speaker 04

  So I were gonna talk about.

• 24:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I'm happy to just hang out and be there and you know, shake hands and do stuff. Yeah, I'll do that.

• 24:21Speaker 01

  Speaking of which, high five for being the two people at this table that are in that game now. Oh, World of Warships.

• 24:28The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just got added.

• 24:29The Fat Electrician?

  Not trying to brag. I'm the only one that's on PC and consoles. So go fuck yourself.

• 24:33Speaker 01

  I actually don't know.

• 24:35The Fat Electrician?

  I do.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  Dude, oh, I'm not getting added to which one?

• 24:38The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, you're added on Legends, which is consoles only. You're not on PC.

• 24:41Speaker 01

  Oh, the only thing you play? I don't even have a console.

• 24:48Speaker 01

  I can't even play with myself.

• 24:50The Fat Electrician?

  You can always play with yourself.

• 24:52Speaker 01

  No, that's the attitude. That's the spirit.

• 24:54The Fat Electrician?

  I don't want to brag. Go fuck yourself.

• 25:00Speaker 01

  Like a one-two combo there?

• 25:03The Fat Electrician?

  I gotta have something. They let him get creative with the voice acting lines. Mine had to be like very straightforward, like read the lines exactly.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  Really?

• 25:10The Fat Electrician?

  He was talking smack in his.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  I was talking you specifically on some of them.

• 25:15The Fat Electrician?

  Why didn't they let you do the same thing? It was, I did it like a year and a half ago before, before they were like cutting loose. I think I was like one of the, you know, first people to do it or whatever. So they were on edge about it.

• 25:27Speaker 01

  They let me say some really funny shit in there. They're like, we don't know if we'll use it, but like, just go for it. Like one of them was just like, can I call my team retards? They're like, well, you can't say that word. No. And I'm like, all right, how about this? Did my entire team show up on the short carrier today?

• 25:44Speaker 01

  The guys in the fucking recording studio were just dying. Like we're just around. They were a bunch of cool dudes.

• 25:49The Fat Electrician?

  That's sweet. I like working with World of Warships.

• 25:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were very chill.

• 25:54Speaker 04

  How much net? They have to be killing it. They do mobile, right?

• 25:59The Fat Electrician?

  Or no? They do mobile, console and PC.

• 26:02Speaker 01

  I do have mobile. Uh, it is Legends? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I can get that on my phone. This accidentally turned into an ad for World of Warships, but.

• 26:11Speaker 04

  It's fun. I know. I'm just looking at their valuation.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  I don't remember what the name of the company is that owns it.

• 26:18Speaker 04

  Uh, War Gaming.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  We're good. Yeah, there you go. That sounds right.

• 26:21Speaker 04

  Very small 1.5 billion dollar.

• 26:25The Fat Electrician?

  Company.

• 26:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. World of War tanks franchises draining.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  Jesus!

• 26:31Speaker 04

  It's like companies like that. Seven billion in 2024.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 26:36The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, YouTube's back up. Nobody worry.

• 26:38Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 26:40The Fat Electrician?

  Not, I don't have to go to work.

• 26:41Speaker 05

  I don't gotta sell crack cocaine.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  No, you just do it for love of the game.

• 26:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly.

• 26:46Speaker 01

  Cody still does it.

• 26:48The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, we're not, we're not gonna play that game we were playing that one time.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  That was really fun.

• 26:52Speaker 05

  Schedule one?

• 26:54The Fat Electrician?

  Me and Brandon are running around. Brandon's like running the crack house, making the crack. I'm dealing the crack and coordinating all the entrepreneur selling aspects. Cody is running around with a bat. I'll distract the cops. Beating cops with a bat and running. There's like eight cops chasing Cody. So like, I can just like roam around freely dealing drugs. It was fantastic.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  It was hilarious because like I'm just over here like I'm making sure we got all the soil. We got everything we need. Okay. Just, just running nonstop. It felt like a chore.

• 27:24The Fat Electrician?

  Like honestly. Need more water. I gotta go pick up more seeds.

• 27:27Speaker 01

  And then like you're, you're going out and you're being like the dealer. And we're like, where's Cody? And I just like will look out the window of the house and I will see him beating a woman in the street with a crowbar. I guess that's productive.

• 27:43The Fat Electrician?

  You get that money, Cody.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  Well, he's not doing nothing.

• 27:45Speaker 05

  I got the pigs off your back, boys. I did pickpocket a lot of people, make a lot of money though. The woman that sold us that apartment, she turned around real quick and I got like seven grand off of her.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:57Speaker 05

  We got a free, we had a free apartment.

• 27:59Speaker 01

  Life hacks.

• 28:01Speaker 04

  No idea what you guys are talking about. It just sounds amazing.

• 28:03The Fat Electrician?

  You want to deal drugs with us?

• 28:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:06Speaker 05

  It's for people, right?

• 28:07Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 28:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:08Speaker 01

  Maybe we could do it.

• 28:12Speaker 04

  The audience had to have a blast. Did you guys stream that?

• 28:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:15Speaker 05

  Oh gee. Turned into a little video on the second channel too.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  Oh, I bet that one did good.

• 28:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's, it's complete chaos.

• 28:23Speaker 01

  It was funny to see things from your perspective because I just knew what I was doing, which was like basically just like garden simulator. From your end, it was just violence.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  You're just like, hmm, that's very interesting, guys.

• 28:39The Fat Electrician?

  Crack's done.

• 28:40Speaker 05

  Them cops didn't stand a chance. Once I found the baseball bat, dude.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  You're like, I used to be one of you. I know how you think.

• 28:54Speaker 04

  Holy shit. Oh, I missed you, boys. What do you do? When's the last time you were here? It's been a tick. It's like a month. It feels way longer.

• 29:03Speaker 01

  Well, we were all just in Key West, too.

• 29:05Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, that makes sense. I was like, why didn't we? I swore we hung out more recently, but just not that part. That makes way more sense.

• 29:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, we got super crazy, sat by the pool and drank.

• 29:18Speaker 01

  Ninety percent of the time.

• 29:19Speaker 04

  We literally.

• 29:22Speaker 04

  No, you're wrong. It was nice. It was cool, but I was like, we didn't have to fly to a small island to do this.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  What was funny, though, is that we're like, the biggest problem that we had all weekend was, how do we Uber to a local store to buy a TV so we can watch Sicario two? At the pool?

• 29:46Speaker 04

  I forget. I just, the only thing I had, it was beautiful. That was like a great little spot, chilling, other than the toilets when it worked sometimes. It was like my, on my, well, my room. Did you guys toilets work?

• 29:58Speaker 01

  So Connor took your room after you left and like the first thing the next morning, he, first thing he says, just like waking up and like groggy, walking down the stairs is, see what he like means about the toilet now?

• 30:10Speaker 04

  It's great when you wake up at five in the morning and go, shit. You had pizza, booze, beer, carbs, everything that my tummy doesn't like. I'm like, oh, thank God.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  So you get the hot box in your own for a couple hours?

• 30:25Speaker 04

  If Connor didn't do the secret, I just pulled the, uh, the little trash can, took the plastic off and just filled up that with water and then dump it in the back of the toilet and then flush it. So I wouldn't have.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  I do not know the problem solving technique that Connor went about this.

• 30:40Speaker 04

  I was immediately not having that in the room permeating that fucking area. I was like, nope, that smells like death. We're getting rid of it now. Dude, that place gave me my backup plan when I inevitably get canceled on YouTube, though.

• 30:51Speaker 01

  It's like the least cancelable one of us.

• 30:54Speaker 04

  It's like, I know, but I'm gonna be the last man standing and they're just gonna come for me at a spite after they knock all three of you off.

• 31:01Speaker 01

  Collecting the last infinity stone.

• 31:02Speaker 04

  Exactly. It's gonna be me getting the diamond ripped out of my forehead. Skittle haired Thanos.

• 31:10The Fat Electrician?

  Just for the love of the sport. But, uh, no, it's like the whole island is like literally just Airbnbs and rental properties. I was like, man, if an electrician came in here and just went to these, cause you know, it's like five people that own all the Airbnb is on that island. Go to one of those dudes and be like, hey, put me on retainer for X amount of thousands of dollars a month. I'll be 24 hour emergency service for all your fucking Airbnb's and you probably get five calls a month and be set and get to live on this island in paradise with all these roosters and shit walking around everywhere. Be perfect.

• 31:47Speaker 05

  Yeah. It was like.

• 31:48The Fat Electrician?

  I wanted to catch one so bad.

• 31:51Speaker 01

  Which apparently they're just very protected down there. Like it's illegal to fuck with them. Although that one restaurant did give us like the water little squirt gun.

• 31:58Speaker 05

  They give us rooster squirt guns.

• 32:00The Fat Electrician?

  So you can feed the roosters?

• 32:02Speaker 01

  No.

• 32:02Speaker 05

  No.

• 32:03Speaker 01

  So you tell them to fuck off. This, the one lady like walks out, cause we're just like, oh, they're around, like they've been around all weekend. It was like the day after you guys left. Uh, we were like waiting to go on, get on the plane and we're at this little like cabana, you know, porch area. And this lady comes out, cause there's like three or four roosters just right beneath us, just like fucking begging for food. We'd, we'd been ignoring them because like, that's what we were doing all weekend. And she's got like this nice electronic super soaker thing just comes out and just starts spraying them down like the fuck out of here, bastards, yard birds. She gave us the little squirt gun. We're like, oh, this is now the coolest lunch we've had.

• 32:43The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck, we should have found this earlier.

• 32:45Speaker 05

  It was wild to just see wild roosters walking around chilling.

• 32:49Speaker 01

  In the trees too.

• 32:51The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I've never seen a rooster climb a tree before.

• 32:54Speaker 04

  Also, anyone that lives in Key West, that's like a server or something, how the fuck do you live there and afford it? It was a question we.

• 33:01Speaker 05

  The servers couldn't tell us how they did it.

• 33:05The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. They were saying like rent there for like sharing, having roommates is like five grand a month. Like it's crazy.

• 33:11Speaker 05

  And they have like, they all had like four or five roommates or something like that.

• 33:13Speaker 04

  I think we looked up for a loft of 400 square feet was five grand a month.

• 33:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, fuck off.

• 33:21The Fat Electrician?

  Chris was looking up real estate prices. It was like a two bedroom, 700 square foot house. It hasn't been updated since 1950 was like 1.4 million dollars.

• 33:30Speaker 04

  Dude, they had those, those two houses for rent. They just 2,700 square foot houses for rent, 18 grand a month.

• 33:37Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 33:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I was like, how do you justify this area?

• 33:42Speaker 01

  That could get you like a cartel compound in San Antonio.

• 33:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  Like you, you would have a six campus.

• 33:48The Fat Electrician?

  Six months of rent there would buy you a nice house in the Midwest.

• 33:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, but then you have to live in the Midwest.

• 33:55The Fat Electrician?

  It's awesome.

• 33:57Speaker 01

  Like, man, can you imagine people want to pay more to live in?

• 34:00The Fat Electrician?

  No, Midwest makes perfect sense. The Midwest, because we, we, we landed on the East Coast, then we went down to Panama, then we went to the West Coast, and then everybody moved inward. The Midwest was the last, the last place to get the furthest away from the most people. That's where I'm at. It's the most advanced level of human civilization.

• 34:22Speaker 01

  It's a long way to go for saying like, oh yeah, that's why I don't want to be at a beach.

• 34:26The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, people.

• 34:29Speaker 01

  I mean.

• 34:31Speaker 01

  I get that. Yeah.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  You ever been to West Texas?

• 34:36The Fat Electrician?

  Nope.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  It's far more remote than the, uh, the Midwest, my friend. I promise you that.

• 34:41The Fat Electrician?

  I don't believe you.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  Go with me is some of the stuff. I will say it's fucking beautiful out there, like Brewster County, like Alpine, Fort Davis area like that. It's, it's where Big Bend is.

• 34:51The Fat Electrician?

  You, you drive up to Mason City after your campaign thing and then I'll drive you back down. And you tell me how remote I am.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  Loving County is in my district. It is the most, uh, is the least populated, uh, county in the entire country.

• 35:05The Fat Electrician?

  How many people?

• 35:06Speaker 01

  Like fifty six.

• 35:09The Fat Electrician?

  All right, I might move to Texas.

• 35:11Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's like, it's, it's remote. Uh, uh, Loving.

• 35:15The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, Loving. I was like, Lubbock?

• 35:18Speaker 01

  To the point where actually it was, uh, it was something that just happened recently. It's like this hippie cult or whatever the fuck it was. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't look into the details too much.

• 35:24The Fat Electrician?

  They're moving in to take over the local government. I've, I've read an article about this.

• 35:28Speaker 01

  Because there are so few people, they're just like, oh, we could just like buy a couple of double wides and like move twenty people there and take over the government.

• 35:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  Which is what they're trying to do.

• 35:38The Fat Electrician?

  And it's also, and the reason they're doing it is because per capita, it's like the wealthiest county in the country too, because they have oil money also. It wasn't like they're reasoning because of it.

• 35:47Speaker 01

  I don't know how that ties into it, but there is a lot of like, uh, there's a lot of oil jobs and stuff like that, which is what keeps that kind of going.

• 35:55The Fat Electrician?

  Midland or anything, just oil jobs.

• 35:58Speaker 01

  There's that one, um, it's really not a whole lot else out there, man.

• 36:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's a bunch of like, there's one like major gas station in that county that like, you could tell like in and out, it's a lot of oil workers and stuff like that and keeps the, I guess, the local economy going.

• 36:13Speaker 04

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• 36:22Speaker 01

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• 36:28Speaker 01

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• 36:29Speaker 04

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• 36:30Speaker 01

  It was one of many things that hurt your back because it was so big.

• 36:33Speaker 04

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• 36:37Speaker 01

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• 36:50Speaker 01

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• 37:12Speaker 04

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• 37:51Speaker 04

  There is one town I just watched a video on. They have 15 people that live there?

• 37:57Speaker 01

  In West Texas?

• 37:58Speaker 04

  Uh, no, this is right outside of, I want to say it's in Arizona. No, actually, maybe Nevada. I'll find the video. It is wild. It is a two and a half hour drive to get into the town and a two hour and a half drive to get to the nearest city. So you're like, okay, if I have to get anything, it's two and a half hours. There's... Fifty houses, the fifteen residents, one dude takes care of everything. There's no, your cellphone, nothing works there. As some YouTubers actually did a video. Everyone's super friendly, the fifteen people. Imagine that. They take care of each other. That's like two families. Dude, the bar does look like, like we would have a good time. Like they party, like, and then the best part is the night ends, everyone shit wrecked, some old dude that's

• 38:42Speaker 04

  like sixties, like stumbling out to his car and they're like, are you driving? He's like, what am I gonna do? Hit somebody?

• 38:53Speaker 04

  I was like, yeah, dude.

• 38:54Speaker 01

  As a counterpoint, it's pretty good.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  Okay, that's fucking dope.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, what are you gonna do? Call the cops? They're two hours away. I feel like at that place, at that point, you'd like have to have a plane, like a Sazer or something like that.

• 39:10Speaker 04

  He's dude that far away.

• 39:12The Fat Electrician?

  I was considering moving to San Antonio or like the outskirts of San Antonio for a minute and like, a lot of the properties, I was, I wouldn't say a lot. There was quite a few properties that I were surprised where like in the Zillow listing, it was like, uh, this is, has like a cleared out, some of them were like gravel patches, some of them were like poured concrete and they're like, has a helipad that's registered with the county for like a medical emergency or whatever, if you needed to get lifelighted. It's like.

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• 40:12The Fat Electrician?

  How remote some of these places are, where you just have to have your own helipad if you want an ambulance.

• 40:17Speaker 04

  Jar bridge.

• 40:19Speaker 01

  It's Jarbridge and then-

• 40:20Speaker 04

  Oh, that looks like a fucking, uh-

• 40:25Speaker 01

  Hell yeah.

• 40:28Speaker 01

  Hell yeah.

• 40:29Speaker 04

  There's no school, no- Yeah, that looks like an old ghost town. And yet, the sixteen year round residents have managed to keep this town alive.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  That bar.

• 40:38Speaker 04

  More than that, they seem to be a thriving, happy community.

• 40:40Speaker 01

  That does look pretty fucking cool. Okay, so I do, that bar, that bar does remind me of a cool story. Uh, when I was in Prescott, uh, Arizona, uh, they had, uh, there's like, you know, a nice little historic area, everything like that. There was an old, uh, we were, we were staying at this old, like haunted ass hotel. Um, but right next door was a historic bar that had burned to the ground in like the eighteen eighties or whatever it was. But the, uh, the bar was original. It's like the actual bar top itself, long, like, I don't know, I want to say fifteen, twenty foot, like big slab bar. Uh, because when it burned to the ground in the eighteen eighties, the patrons at the bar picked the fucking bar up,

• 41:21Speaker 01

  moved it outside and sat outside drinking, watching the bar burn to the ground.

• 41:27Speaker 04

  Hell yeah.

• 41:27Speaker 01

  Like, that's that old west shit I love. And so they still, like, as soon as they- What, that's what they did. And when the, when they rebuilt the bar, they just moved the bar top back in, fucking.

• 41:40Speaker 04

  Who was the reason?

• 41:42Speaker 01

  There's too many beers to grab at once.

• 41:44Speaker 04

  They just pick it up, we'll just move it at once.

• 41:46Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 41:47Speaker 04

  Improvise and dab.

• 41:48Speaker 01

  Drink.

• 41:49Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, drink.

• 41:51Speaker 01

  But like little, little bits of history like that, man, it's like, you can't, you can't fake that. That's just so fucking cool.

• 41:57Speaker 04

  Dude, I would like, like, doing something like that, like a gang going there. That's the shit I would have fun. I think we would all probably have fun. It's like, hey, let's go to this remote place.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  They might hate us.

• 42:08Speaker 04

  I don't, you didn't watch the video. I think we'd get cool. I think we'd get along quite well, like, okay.

• 42:14Speaker 01

  Bring Starlink Mobile? Hell yeah.

• 42:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:18Speaker 01

  That would actually be crazy.

• 42:19Speaker 04

  I can't wait to do the history bit for the live shows.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  I'm excited for this.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  It's those vibes, the whole story. I deliberately found a story from history where it seems like some shit that we would get into.

• 42:33Speaker 01

  I don't know how that sounds when I know the-

• 42:35Speaker 04

  I'm excited for this. It's fantastic.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  Cause we got, are, are you saving it?

• 42:42Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:43The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yes.

• 42:44Speaker 04

  Ah, fuck. It's for the live shows. We got everything getting, it just dialed in. Can we, can you spoil a little bit? Like, I just give me like.

• 42:52The Fat Electrician?

  It's the watermelon war.

• 42:55Speaker 04

  Oh, Lord.

• 42:59The Fat Electrician?

  All right, I'll give you the very beginning. And I'll give you the very end. But I'm not gonna fill in any details. Okay?

• 43:06Speaker 04

  You hit me.

• 43:08The Fat Electrician?

  I believe it was 1856, April 28th or 26th, 1856. We had just finished the Panama Railroad connecting the east and west side of the Panama Isthmus. The Panama Canal does not exist yet. And the reason that we created it was like basically during the California Gold Rush and westward expansion, it seems counterintuitive, but the fastest way to get from New York to California was to go through Panama. Right? Your options were take a uncovered wagon for six months, or you could take a boat down to New York, land in Panama, walk 40 miles to the other side of Panama, get on another boat and go up to California. It took you like four weeks instead of six months. So a lot of people were doing it.

• 43:52The Fat Electrician?

  California Gold Rush is going on, so all bunch of fucking people are doing it. They build the railroad. The railroad just gets finished. Bunch of other shit happens. There's some Americans and there's like a layover at the train for six hours and they're like, let's go get shitfaced. They get shitfaced. There's an altercation with a street vendor and a group of boys over a slice of watermelon. It devolves into a riot involving hundreds of people. And they have to end up sending in the Marine Corps. And this ends up setting the precedent for American military presence in Panama until 1999. And is the reason we built military bases outside of Panama. Long story short, Americans got drunk. They got in a fight over a slice of watermelon and America cut a fucking continent in half.

• 44:40The Fat Electrician?

  There you go.

• 44:41Speaker 01

  Hell yeah.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  I love how whatever you started this with, it's some shit we would do.

• 44:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yes. When I get into the story of how the altercation of the watermelon unfolds, it's you and Cody.

• 44:58Speaker 01

  I was just gonna say, this sounds like some shit where like, we go somewhere, Cody gets in a fight, I look over my right shoulder and go, oh fuck. I don't know. That could have happened. Cody face?

• 45:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 45:13Speaker 01

  No, Cody, no. No, give me his drink. Like, sorry, sir, you may not have been in the wrong, but.

• 45:20Speaker 05

  You two have to come save both of us.

• 45:22Speaker 01

  I'm packing my boy.

• 45:24Speaker 05

  Fuck.

• 45:28Speaker 01

  Do that.

• 45:31Speaker 01

  I, yeah, I can't wait to hear the escalation on that one, cause it's wild.

• 45:37The Fat Electrician?

  It's gonna be good.

• 45:38Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm so excited for that one. Dude, I, we just filmed, well thankfully, Capper, Capers episode comes out after this one.

• 45:45The Fat Electrician?

  Well, I didn't get to tell you guys what he said to me when I brought him in here, cause I'd helped Brandon get him out of his car, helped him come in here, helped him sit down. Brandon had to take a phone call, like congress stuff. And I sit him down, I'm like talking to him, and he's like, which one do you want me to sit at? And I was like, uh, you can sit in any seat you prefer, except for this one. Eli has to sit in that one, just cause the camera angles and stuff. He was okay.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was gonna say, it's, it's more like the Big Bang Theory. Uh, Penny, that's my seat.

• 46:11The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, exactly. So.

• 46:13Speaker 01

  Push Major Capers out of the chair.

• 46:16The Fat Electrician?

  He goes, he, he dead ass, like not joking, he's like, I'm gonna sit here so I can see the door. Like, alright. Fuck, old man's still got it.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 46:28The Fat Electrician?

  I had to help you out of the car, but you've still got one left in you, and I don't want it. I know that much.

• 46:36Speaker 04

  That dude was just.

• 46:38The Fat Electrician?

  That was one of the best unsub's we've ever filmed.

• 46:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, next week or it's gonna come this month, but holy shit. As Nick said, that is hands down the best unsub.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  He reminded me a lot. Obviously, you know, he's got an incredible, you know, war story and then career and everything like that. I mean, incredible human all together, but just listening to him talk. Like he just remind, it reminded me of just his demeanor more so than anything reminded me of like just my grandpa. I was like, I felt like I was getting like family war stories.

• 47:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 47:10Speaker 01

  It was just, it was really easy to listen to.

• 47:12The Fat Electrician?

  The thing that I was like thinking, and I wasn't going to bring it up in the podcast, but like we've interviewed some older veterans before. And he's eighty eight years old and for the amount of combat he's been in and his age, his hearing.

• 47:27Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 47:27The Fat Electrician?

  Is impeccable because usually you gotta like raise your voice. You gotta repeat yourself, which is completely fine. I didn't, I was talking this loud and he heard every word I said and responded immediately. Everything. How the fuck is your hear? My hearing's not that good and I didn't do a tenth the shit you did.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  How many holes?

• 47:46The Fat Electrician?

  It's like fourteen.

• 47:47Speaker 01

  Or was it fourteen?

• 47:48The Fat Electrician?

  Fourteen holes and then like some other shit too.

• 47:51Speaker 04

  Did you been shot Jake like without get like, he goes into like his knife kill story and you're like, what?

• 48:00Speaker 01

  My fights are terrible, dude.

• 48:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, well.

• 48:05The Fat Electrician?

  Violence of action.

• 48:05Speaker 04

  It was a finisher.

• 48:07Speaker 01

  It was a unilateral knife fight.

• 48:10Speaker 04

  He was Metal Gear Solid.

• 48:12The Fat Electrician?

  Somebody didn't know they were in a knife fight till they already lost a knife fight.

• 48:17Speaker 04

  At that moment, you would have thought his friend was probably Joshua with him. He's like, oh.

• 48:22Speaker 04

  Guess it's like instant and like, oh my God.

• 48:25Speaker 01

  Well, no, apparently this was after the three M sixteen kills.

• 48:28The Fat Electrician?

  Never mind. Yep.

• 48:29Speaker 01

  So he knew he was in a fight. He just didn't realize it was a knife fight.

• 48:33Speaker 04

  It's also, we didn't talk about it, but uh, he was using the twenty round mags. I was like, oh man, this is like an OG M sixteen. This probably didn't even have a Florida.

• 48:43Speaker 01

  I mean, that was really before the um, the thirty round Stanags.

• 48:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:47The Fat Electrician?

  Well, he was telling me before the podcast, he's like, yeah. Bunch of issues with the M sixteen fuck thing always jammed when I needed it the most. My nine millimeter Browning High Power never jammed on me though.

• 48:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:58The Fat Electrician?

  Apparently he got a lot of pistol kills. Dude, he stacks so many.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  Just like, oh, man, this guy. And he's so sharp for 88 and then what he's been through. Cause him and Don are probably the sharpest, the older generation, but like firing. And then when he finished that one story, he sat for one second. He's like, what other questions you gonna ask? I'm like, whoa, homie. We're just taking it in.

• 49:25The Fat Electrician?

  If you're questions far away. Like, I don't got much time left. Let's fucking move it along. What do you, what do you kids want to know?

• 49:31Speaker 04

  He was awesome.

• 49:33The Fat Electrician?

  What about the second snake? Bro, that was the craziest part. Just, I knew, I knew there was a snake story where he captures a 20 foot python. He's in fucking, in Vietnam. Vietnam. They're out on a recon mission and they find a 20 foot, 200 pound python.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 49:54The Fat Electrician?

  And this is on a mission. They're like, so we took one of our boys ponchos covers, wrapped its head up and took it with us. Then they got to a river and they couldn't swim across the river with a 200 pound snake. So they had to leave it. Then they climbed up the mountain to base and convinced the helicopter pilot to go back with the helicopter, pick it up. And they had a pet 20 foot python.

• 50:15Speaker 04

  That they named Gomer Pyle.

• 50:19The Fat Electrician?

  He tells the story. It's hilarious. And then at the end of the podcast, we're flipping through his book and he's got a bunch of pictures. And there's a picture of him with a 20 foot long python.

• 50:27Speaker 04

  Marine shit I've ever heard.

• 50:28The Fat Electrician?

  But the picture says Jim Capers with Gomer Pyle number two. And I'm like, I'm sorry, this picture says number two. There was a number one. He goes, oh yeah, we caught that one in Panama. It was the same size. I said, what the fuck?

• 50:49The Fat Electrician?

  Dude. Oh, American hero.

• 50:54Speaker 04

  My, my favorite part too was the, uh, well, what'd you do in Hong Kong? Well, my niece is right here.

• 51:00The Fat Electrician?

  Can't talk about it.

• 51:02Speaker 04

  Heard.

• 51:05Speaker 04

  I did like he was like, this is the first time my niece is hearing these stories and she's like, Tell us not.

• 51:13Speaker 01

  She's like, I have the internet.

• 51:17Speaker 04

  I was like, oh, man. Really good people, though. That was, again, next week, or whenever that one airs, you guys are in for a [bleep] treat.

• 51:25Speaker 01

  Cody gets to watch that one.

• 51:26Speaker 05

  I'm gonna watch that one.

• 51:29Speaker 04

  So good.

• 51:30Speaker 05

  I think through all of our years in business on the internet, we've all used Shopify. I've used it for merch and my skate shop and a couple of other businesses.

• 51:37Speaker 01

  I will actually agree 100% on that. Everything we do is run through Shopify.

• 51:42Speaker 05

  Even Bunkers run through Shopify.

• 51:44Speaker 01

  Our Shoes, which is a separate company, is run through Shopify and they talk together because of Shopify.

• 51:50Speaker 05

  Shopify runs the world.

• 51:52Speaker 01

  Did you know Shopify will actually help you design a website also, Cody?

• 51:56Speaker 05

  I know I didn't know [bleep] about starting an online store. When I started my career online, Shopify just made it super, super easy for my dumb [bleep].

• 52:04Speaker 04

  Brenda, what happens if people haven't heard about my brand, though?

• 52:07Speaker 01

  That's actually easy, Eli. Shopify helps you find your customers with easy to use email and social media campaigns.

• 52:13Speaker 04

  Step, Cody, what happens if I get stuck?

• 52:15Speaker 05

  Shopify is always around to share advice with their award-winning 24/7 customer service.

• 52:19Speaker 04

  Step support, bro. You got my back.

• 52:21Speaker 05

  And your front.

• 52:22Speaker 01

  Shopify helps millions of businesses around the world and

• 52:26Speaker 05

  10% of all e-commerce in the US.

• 52:28Speaker 01

  From household names like Mattel or Jimm Shark to new brands just getting started.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  Unsub Shoes, unsub merch, Bunker.

• 52:35Speaker 05

  No [bleep], we've all been doing this for over a decade and Shopify is the easiest e-commerce platform we've ever used.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  I think every single one of us has used Shopify at one point.

• 52:43Speaker 04

  I think all our businesses right now are using Shopify.

• 52:47Speaker 01

  Oh, except mine, but that's because it's guns. Can't do that.

• 52:50Speaker 04

  Just one of them can't. Turn those dreams into SFX cha-ching Shopify new sell sound.

• 52:57Speaker 05

  And give them the best shot at success with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/unsubpod.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  Shopify.com/unsubpod.

• 53:08Speaker 01

  It's funny, we're like just a bunch of, you know, degenerate morons half the time, but like then you have those real moments where we have these genuine American heroes. The, the Don Graves, the, the Papa Jake, uh, the, you know, yeah, Al have, uh, you know, major, major capers. Like that's, it's really kind of cool. It's neat.

• 53:27Speaker 04

  I was It was, uh, we planned for an hour because we know they're older and you don't want them to like push themselves or like expect too much. And he just kept talking and we were just, we all shut the fuck up and we're just like this.

• 53:43The Fat Electrician?

  He's like, give me a coffee and a piece of candy and it went hard for like two and a half hours. It was awesome.

• 53:49Speaker 04

  Dude.

• 53:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. Cause we, we were, he was like, oh, how long is this probably going to go? I'm like, I don't know, maybe like an hour, two hours later.

• 53:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:56Speaker 01

  It was.

• 53:59The Fat Electrician?

  So good. There was like Eli, at one point Eli was like, well, Nick, you want to wrap it up? And then he's just like, and then there was that time I killed a guy. I literally went right another 30 minutes. I was like, hell yeah.

• 54:09Speaker 04

  I was like, nevermind. We're not wrapping this one up.

• 54:11The Fat Electrician?

  Continue with your story. Shut up, Eli. He's talking.

• 54:15Speaker 04

  I just like Brandon was asking the like, the knife situation. And he's like, I'm not allowed to talk about these. A lot of the Frank said, and then we were like Frank. He's like, I think you're with the right crowd essentially.

• 54:28Speaker 01

  It was the, it was what he said about it that cracked me up. And I was trying to like, keep composure on it, but it was basically like, well, you know, certain stories we tell them, you know, you probably shouldn't tell and mixed company. Cause certain people have opinions on what is and isn't a war crime. Like, God. Like, no, but these folks seem cool.

• 54:51The Fat Electrician?

  Some people can't differentiate winning from war crimes.

• 54:57Speaker 01

  No, it was a, that was a privilege to have him on.

• 54:59Speaker 04

  Yeah. I'm so stoked. We need to get, we're trying to get Clint or, um, Clint back on. I don't know. We had so many people.

• 55:07The Fat Electrician?

  I got Ed Eaton said he'd come on.

• 55:10Speaker 04

  Go on.

• 55:11The Fat Electrician?

  Ed Eaton, sniper from Vietnam. I'm doing, I'm doing one of my videos on him. He wrote the book, Maekong Mud Dogs. He's a sniper in Vietnam and, uh, history channel's done a video on him before, but I mean badass sniper in Vietnam. He goes out on a mission. They go to get picked up and his helicopter crashes.

• 55:33The Fat Electrician?

  In like a rice paddy and he's the only dude that's up. Everybody else is so wounded, they can't do shit. He climbs up, it's dark, he climbs up on top of a burning helicopter. His sniper rifle in the crash, the scope and the sighting got all fucked up.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  You've told me the story.

• 55:51The Fat Electrician?

  And he had a old, I forget what it's called, but it was, um, it was kind of like an ACOG where it takes residual light to illuminate it. And it was like a shitty early predecessor of a night vision optic. So we had that so we could kind of see movement and shoot through this optic and pitch black in the jungle. And he fires and he sees the bullet hit like in the upper corner of his scope. So he's just got his sniper rifle, Kentucky windage and an M16. And for like, it was like two or three hours, he got in a firefight with a platoon of NBA 30 versus one. And he was bouncing back and forth between the M16 and the sniper rifle, trying to make him think there was more than just him up there. Ends up, holy shit. So he's like bouncing back and forth.

• 56:32Speaker 01

  Just an extra level of impressive on that. If your scope is fucking broken, no guarantee that where you've Kentucky winded, uh, your, your new point of impact at, at, at, no guarantee it's going to stay the same place.

• 56:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  Cause the glass could be moving.

• 56:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it could be rotating inside the head.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, parallax, all those little things. Like you, no guarantee that you're like, oh, it hits there now. It could hit somewhere completely different.

• 56:55The Fat Electrician?

  It's fucking wild. I forget the details. I haven't like done the full research of it, but I think he gets like somewhere between seven and 10 confirmed kills. During this firefight and then they finally get a helicopter in there to get these guys out and he loads everybody else up. And there's some dude that's like pinned under the helicopter and can't get out. And the dude basically is like dying and tells Ed to leave him. And Ed's like, nah. And first helicopter takes off, leaves him, continues the firefight with this one dude and ends up saving the dude and getting him out. And like, he survives.

• 57:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:31Speaker 04

  That's fucking wild.

• 57:33Speaker 01

  But he said he'd come on.

• 57:34Speaker 04

  Oh, a hundred.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:37Speaker 04

  Hundred percent. We have one guy without going into. We have an individual that will be coming on the podcast. He wants to stay low, but. Medal of Honor recipient.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:47Speaker 04

  And his story is wild, but we were talking about it's like a true professional. Where I don't even think he liked the article about him. Receiving the Medal of Honor out there. He just wants to. Live life. I'm like, holy shit, dude. Hard motherfucker. Hard motherfucker. But we should have him on hopefully. If it's this month, if we can talk him into the the other stuff.

• 58:15Speaker 01

  Right.

• 58:16Speaker 04

  Good ass story. Very, very good story. I'm like. And he knows. It's weird when you know, like certain people with our friends in the higher chain of command. Now they're like, yeah, yeah. Oh, they know each other. So it's an instant.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  It's a small world. Getting smaller every day.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's like a Tozy.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:36Speaker 04

  A Tozy knew everyone we knew. Like that dude was friends with. Every one of our friends were like, huh, interest. What the fuck? Who? A Tozy is a YouTuber we had on what two a week ago?

• 58:48Speaker 01

  At the time of recording, yeah, it was like a week.

• 58:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:51Speaker 01

  But he just knew everybody. Oompa, fucking Post Malone, like just all the different like. Homies that are not related at all. We're just like, oh, okay.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  It was.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're like, oh shit. Okay. Well, we're getting along.

• 59:06Speaker 04

  Dope. Fucking dope. Now, Mr. Cody, how goes your shit? You're streaming.

• 59:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, man. I had to. I had. God, I'm sorry. I didn't get to do the one this morning with him. I needed to put some fires out with Range Day and then I needed to put a stream out because I've only been streaming once a week when I was streaming five days a week. So I wanted to put at least one out. Get a couple of videos in the pipeline. It's it's going good, man. We just have so much coming up, man.

• 59:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, between the live shows.

• 59:35Speaker 05

  Eight live shows and then we got yeah, Range Day in between all the live shows and just all our individual content that we've been trying to push out and then.

• 59:44Speaker 04

  Energy drinks launching.

• 59:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  It's already launched at this point.

• 59:47Speaker 05

  Families that we have.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  Kids that like wanna see their dad or something like that.

• 59:54Speaker 04

  Go when you actually do it, cuz when this episode airs, we'll be doing the marketing campaign and the push for the new unsub side zips. So that stacked with energy drinks stacked with Range Day stacked with live shows stacked with two to three podcasts and then whatever else.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  Now add a bunch of campaign stops and trips to DC.

• 1:00:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, like dude, Jesus.

• 1:00:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's gonna be a busy rest of the year for all of us, boys.

• 1:00:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  Best job ever had. Best job ever had.

• 1:00:23The Fat Electrician?

  We had a good idea on kinda consensual, there's no way you could swing it, but if you did, it'd be very funny.

• 1:00:29The Fat Electrician?

  What if you could convince Post Malone to do Weekend at Bernie's at one of the live shows? Like, what if we literally pull Post Malone out on stage wearing glasses and he just sits there like this for the whole show and we never address it? We never say a fucking word about it.

• 1:00:46Speaker 05

  The audience.

• 1:00:47Speaker 04

  You could also.

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  Every once in a while Bud Light just comes up.

• 1:00:50Speaker 04

  But you could also.

• 1:00:51Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  Just find a homeless guy, draw posts, tattoos on his face. And just pretend it's him.

• 1:01:27The Fat Electrician?

  We could tell everybody that's what we did, but it's really him.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  Way cheaper.

• 1:01:32Speaker 01

  Actually, that would be pretty funny.

• 1:01:33Speaker 04

  It'd be hilarious.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  That would confuse a lot of fucking people. Although they'd be like, they've been asking for Post Malone on the podcast for like over a year now. We bring him on and he says no words. We carry him on and offstage.

• 1:01:48Speaker 04

  He does zero interaction. They're like, did you guys just not pay for words?

• 1:01:53Speaker 01

  Did you want him on or not? You got him.

• 1:01:56Speaker 04

  We only paid for his time.

• 1:01:57Speaker 05

  Bro, did you see how many people showed up to his bar opening in Nashville last week?

• 1:02:01Speaker 01

  Huge, no.

• 1:02:01Speaker 05

  Holy shit. There were thousands of people just packing the streets to, his new bar is Posties in downtown Nashville.

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  Solid.

• 1:02:09Speaker 05

  And so he did a, like a little live show out in front of it and there were just, just no, like only, only standing room. Just people were packed for like a mile. It was crazy.

• 1:02:20Speaker 01

  Tell you know, you officially made it in the country music scene. It's like everybody, you know, it's, that's, that's like the benchmark is having a bar on Broadway Street in Nashville.

• 1:02:32Speaker 04

  It's a good name when it head to Posties. That's like,

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  Well, like everything's got your name on it. So like Alan Jackson had one.

• 1:02:38Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  So like Luke Bryan, Jason Aldean, Blake Shelton.

• 1:02:45Speaker 01

  Post Malone.

• 1:02:46Speaker 04

  No, Luke.

• 1:02:47Speaker 05

  We should do the gang does Posties. We just go to, like after all this madness is done, we just go down to Nashville for a weekend, check out his bar, hang around Nashville scene. It'd be kind of fun.

• 1:02:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm down.

• 1:02:59Speaker 05

  Be a good little gang does exclusive.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  I think like those would be really fun gang.

• 1:03:04The Fat Electrician?

  But then we have to, we, we can't tell Zach we're going. That's the funny part.

• 1:03:10Speaker 05

  That's so mean.

• 1:03:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's not even funny. It's just,

• 1:03:16Speaker 05

  Nick's just being malicious.

• 1:03:17Speaker 04

  We do when we're at the airports, had a blast for a whole weekend.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  But we tag him like he was there.

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  Nick's just a bully, dude.

• 1:03:30Speaker 01

  You know that friend that like never really gets to hang out with us that much? What if we went to his hometown and then like didn't talk to him?

• 1:03:37Speaker 04

  That'd be hilarious.

• 1:03:39Speaker 01

  And we don't ever address it. That would eat him up.

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  I would fuck with it. Or even meaner, we Photoshop him into the background of photos organically like he was there and tag him.

• 1:03:54The Fat Electrician?

  Just sigh off.

• 1:03:56Speaker 05

  The dude has been my right hand man for like three years now.

• 1:03:59The Fat Electrician?

  Zach, you were there the entire time.

• 1:04:01Speaker 05

  Dude, just gaslighting.

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  What are you talking about?

• 1:04:04Speaker 04

  Counterpoint, funny, funny. Forgot about that.

• 1:04:09The Fat Electrician?

  We convince him, we convince him he got Mandela affected.

• 1:04:14Speaker 04

  We bring his family out, not him.

• 1:04:16Speaker 05

  Oh my.

• 1:04:22Speaker 05

  I love you Zachary.

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  The wife's like, yeah, we were there. What are you talking about babe?

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was great. We hung out, like you told the donkey story again for some reason, like it was.

• 1:04:34Speaker 04

  You tripped, you fell, hit your head really hard. We thought that was weird, but yeah, that was a blast.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  We drive.

• 1:04:43The Fat Electrician?

  We should do it.

• 1:04:45Speaker 04

  Just literally drive him nuts.

• 1:04:48Speaker 05

  It's mine, just basically it's itself.

• 1:04:54Speaker 04

  So for Veterans Month.

• 1:04:56The Fat Electrician?

  Start strong.

• 1:04:59Speaker 04

  We're openly gaslighting our body with.

• 1:05:01The Fat Electrician?

  We're starting a nonprofit where we gaslight veterans into thinking they had fun.

• 1:05:07Speaker 04

  It's far cheaper.

• 1:05:11The Fat Electrician?

  A hundred percent of donations will just be used for us to have fun and Photoshop other people in the background.

• 1:05:16Speaker 04

  You pay us to get photoshopped? That's still more effective than a lot of Jerry's unfortunately. Yeah, well, about you were with us.

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  Here's what you did.

• 1:05:29Speaker 05

  I like the idea of just sigh off Zach.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  Just for no reason.

• 1:05:36The Fat Electrician?

  Just because he would have the best reaction to it. He would, his reaction to it would be so good.

• 1:05:41Speaker 05

  The nicest person I know. Yeah, let's with him dude.

• 1:05:46Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:05:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:05:47Speaker 04

  Yes, correct. It's all calling him individually. Dude, that was a blast last week. Thanks again for coming out.

• 1:05:54Speaker 04

  See?

• 1:05:57Speaker 01

  Thanks for showing us around, you know. We all appreciate your time.

• 1:06:01The Fat Electrician?

  When he goes to the gym, we get Chrissy in on it and we go into his house and take pictures hanging out in front of the TV like we were there, just for more evidence.

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  Working on his deck.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  Tyler dirdening our friend for no reason.

• 1:06:15The Fat Electrician?

  We can do it.

• 1:06:19Speaker 01

  He's 100% hearing this episode. Speaking of, yeah. Don't you ever fucking? Don't talk about Fight Club. Rule number one. He's not allowed to know about this.

• 1:06:29Speaker 01

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• 1:07:15Speaker 05

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• 1:07:18Speaker 01

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• 1:07:21The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:07:57Speaker 05

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• 1:07:58Speaker 04

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• 1:08:07The Fat Electrician?

  Four months?

• 1:08:08Speaker 01

  Are we still going to the aquarium?

• 1:08:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, let's go to the aquarium. Surfshark!

• 1:08:13Speaker 04

  I love it. You're gonna go to, are you going to Range Day, right?

• 1:08:16The Fat Electrician?

  Should be.

• 1:08:16Speaker 01

  Fuckin' gutter.

• 1:08:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was like, isn't Nick coming? That's why I wasn't sure.

• 1:08:20The Fat Electrician?

  I have a question. How far is the, uh, the trip from the hotel to the range?

• 1:08:26Speaker 05

  Forty-five minutes, but we have buses.

• 1:08:29The Fat Electrician?

  You got transportation.

• 1:08:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, we have buses lined up for it. Everything's handled.

• 1:08:33The Fat Electrician?

  Good.

• 1:08:34Speaker 05

  Ammo, guns, buses, food, everything's good to go.

• 1:08:37Speaker 04

  Gambling, sweet.

• 1:08:39Speaker 05

  We're not paying for that.

• 1:08:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, that would be a dope ass. You just give people money to go gamble. It's like, oh, this Range Day is dope as shit.

• 1:08:50Speaker 01

  What were we almost paying for?

• 1:08:52The Fat Electrician?

  The gambling.

• 1:08:53Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:08:53The Fat Electrician?

  It's gonna open, open poker table.

• 1:08:56Speaker 01

  Depends on how well we do.

• 1:08:59The Fat Electrician?

  I'll let Papa Meat gamble with my money.

• 1:09:01Speaker 05

  Absolutely.

• 1:09:02The Fat Electrician?

  That's about it, though.

• 1:09:02Speaker 05

  Oh, can we all just invest in him?

• 1:09:04The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's what.

• 1:09:05Speaker 05

  I'm, I'm down.

• 1:09:08Speaker 04

  We just, all our money goes towards him. It's like, here, make us more money.

• 1:09:14Speaker 05

  It's like a hedge fund.

• 1:09:15Speaker 04

  It's like a hedge fund.

• 1:09:16Speaker 05

  He's our gambling hedge fund.

• 1:09:18Speaker 04

  Gambling hedge fund.

• 1:09:19Speaker 05

  Like, hey, man, I was gonna spend this this weekend, but I'd rather just you have it.

• 1:09:23Speaker 04

  Have we ever seen him lose?

• 1:09:24Speaker 05

  No, I've never seen him lose.

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  Never. Like, he walks out always with, like, a stack.

• 1:09:31Speaker 05

  I've seen him lose one hand, but then the next hand win triple. So I've never seen him actually go down or be under.

• 1:09:39Speaker 04

  Ah, I can't wait. Like, not a fan of Vegas.

• 1:09:44Speaker 05

  You're, you're gonna like Circa way more than where we normally stay.

• 1:09:48The Fat Electrician?

  We, was it?

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  Or was it Brandon? Who did we go and watch that fight at? Was Circa, were you there?

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was the Strickland fight.

• 1:09:55The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, yeah. Oh, yeah. Cody, you weren't there yet. That was, dude, that was a blast. I was not there.

• 1:10:03Speaker 04

  At the fight?

• 1:10:04The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:10:04Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:10:05The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:10:05Speaker 01

  I think it was us and the girls.

• 1:10:06The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:10:07Speaker 01

  And maybe somebody else. It was Nico, too. Yep, yeah. We went, uh, at the stadium swim and watched the Circa fight, which is, or the Circa fight, the, uh, the Strickland fight, which is, I think, when he lost to Dupleci.

• 1:10:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yep.

• 1:10:18Speaker 01

  So, whoops, lost a hundred bucks that night, but.

• 1:10:21The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, that was a good, that pool. I love the Du Plessis memes though.

• 1:10:27Speaker 01

  What memes?

• 1:10:28The Fat Electrician?

  Just because he always like, he pulls off moves that should not be possible. It's like, Du Plessis, round three, tomfoolery. Like just taking Du Plessis, round one, comically large hammer.

• 1:10:41The Fat Electrician?

  All the memes like that were so funny. He's got like a montage of him just like doing crazy shit that shouldn't work and he pulls it off.

• 1:10:49Speaker 01

  Was he the one where it's the, the black history month one?

• 1:10:52The Fat Electrician?

  Oh dude.

• 1:10:53Speaker 01

  The, the Nina interview?

• 1:10:55The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:10:56Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's like, oh, it's black history month.

• 1:11:01The Fat Electrician?

  Cool. Happy, happy black history month?

• 1:11:04Speaker 01

  What do you want me to say to this?

• 1:11:09The Fat Electrician?

  You're Mexican?

• 1:11:10Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:11:11The Fat Electrician?

  Cool.

• 1:11:13Speaker 01

  Happy black history month.

• 1:11:21Speaker 01

  It's, but nobody beats, uh, well, I was gonna say, nobody beats Sean Strickland, but I mean, Du Plessis, but, uh, nobody beats Sean Strickland when it comes for, to, to interviews.

• 1:11:30The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:11:31Speaker 01

  By God, but has to be by far one of the most entertaining, uh, fighters who's ever lived. Like not even in an inorganic, like, oh, you know, promoting fights kind of way. Like the guy's just naturally hilarious.

• 1:11:43The Fat Electrician?

  He is, he is as, you get what you see.

• 1:11:46Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 1:11:47The Fat Electrician?

  When he's, who's the one Brazilian jiu jitsu guy that paid for his belt?

• 1:11:52Speaker 01

  Why?

• 1:11:53The Fat Electrician?

  You're gonna have to be more specific.

• 1:11:54Speaker 01

  He's like that billionaire that everyone's like, oh, he's good.

• 1:11:57The Fat Electrician?

  Moneyburg?

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, Moneyburg. But Sean, when he, did you see that?

• 1:12:02The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Now he's saying that Sean's ducking him. I was like, that's not true.

• 1:12:05Speaker 01

  But did you see Sean interacting with him?

• 1:12:07The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:12:07Speaker 01

  When they ran into each other?

• 1:12:10Speaker 01

  This is like the one time they meet and you figure it'd be like, hey, how you doing? Hey, how you doing? Get like, Sean's like this fucking retard.

• 1:12:17The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I did see that.

• 1:12:19Speaker 01

  Christ dude. This, you just start hard and Moneyburg's like.

• 1:12:23The Fat Electrician?

  Why you gotta be a dick, man?

• 1:12:24Speaker 04

  Like attacking him. He's like, I don't think you're good. I'll fight you right now.

• 1:12:29Speaker 01

  You're talking about the guy who looks like the fat J D Vance memes?

• 1:12:33The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:12:33Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:12:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:12:34The Fat Electrician?

  And like, I've seen footage of him drilling and stuff and it's like, that's not black belt that all.

• 1:12:42Speaker 01

  He's just like, is he just like a rich guy that started paying to show up on podcasts?

• 1:12:45The Fat Electrician?

  He's a billionaire that supposed, the story is, he's a billionaire that was paying an outrageous amount of money to high level black belts for private lessons. And like, if you pay for private lessons, in theory, you should get better because, you know, sole attention is on you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Takes on average 10 years to get a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. There's like a handful of A, prodigies, but B, prodigies that literally said, I'm going to go live in a Jiu Jitsu gym and train three times a day and that's my job. That have gotten their black belt in like three and four years that have pulled it off. And this guy supposedly got his black belt in four years. And he's like in his 50s. It's like, no.

• 1:13:28Speaker 01

  And you see his mistakes he makes on rolling.

• 1:13:31The Fat Electrician?

  Like wearing socks.

• 1:13:35Speaker 01

  Also.

• 1:13:36The Fat Electrician?

  He's dropping training footage of him in no gi, wearing socks.

• 1:13:41Speaker 01

  Money Berg.

• 1:13:44Speaker 01

  Has to be the most anti Semitic thing I've ever heard in my life.

• 1:13:46The Fat Electrician?

  I don't think that's his real name. I think that's like his nickname.

• 1:13:48Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm like, that can't be real, right?

• 1:13:51Speaker 04

  Do we have to bleep it out now that you just called him Money Berg?

• 1:13:55The Fat Electrician?

  No, that's his name. That's what he calls himself.

• 1:13:57Speaker 04

  Oh, does he?

• 1:13:58The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:59Speaker 04

  What is his fucking name now?

• 1:14:04Speaker 01

  I'm like that.

• 1:14:08Speaker 04

  One dude who ruled them all.

• 1:14:10Speaker 01

  A branding choice, I suppose.

• 1:14:12Speaker 04

  His name is Money Berg.

• 1:14:13The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, Derek Moneyberg. Never mind.

• 1:14:18The Fat Electrician?

  As an entrepreneur, he received his black belt in three and a half years. Yeah, that's like, the, there's like a handful of high level Jiu Jitsu people that have done it, but they're all like world champions. Like, I think B J Penn got his black belt in like three or four years and he became a world champion, a UFC champion. And he lived at the gym and a van outside the gym the entire time.

• 1:14:40Speaker 01

  You don't know what kind of high level stuff they're teaching in the tunnels.

• 1:14:52Speaker 05

  And the dreidel continues to spin.

• 1:14:56Speaker 01

  I just like it when I get a Nick laugh.

• 1:15:00Speaker 04

  Derek Moneyburg's real name is Dell Bukowski.

• 1:15:04Speaker 05

  Okay, same. I didn't think that was a real name.

• 1:15:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, he goes by Moneyburg though.

• 1:15:09Speaker 05

  It's not good.

• 1:15:10Speaker 04

  No, no. We have, man, I don't know if you guys got any, I was telling Brandon earlier today at the gym, it was fighters reaching out or people for fighters reaching out and be like, hey, we'll ha- uh, he would like to be on your podcast.

• 1:15:24Speaker 01

  After the Don Fry.

• 1:15:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:26Speaker 01

  Podcast dropped.

• 1:15:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:27Speaker 01

  Which Don was, that was such a fun.

• 1:15:29Speaker 05

  That was cool as shit.

• 1:15:30Speaker 04

  Don speaks in super diesel.

• 1:15:35Speaker 04

  And dude, the one, the, it had me rolling is I read a comment and I didn't watch the video yet. Brandon pulls up a clip and it's like, take a shot every time Don says, oh yeah.

• 1:15:48Speaker 01

  Or was it wow?

• 1:15:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:49Speaker 05

  Wow, wow.

• 1:15:51Speaker 04

  He just says it the entire fucking time as he's carrying guns and looking at shit. Like, okay, this is fucking dope.

• 1:15:57Speaker 05

  He's been coming across my feed nonstop since we hung out with him.

• 1:16:01Speaker 04

  He's so funny.

• 1:16:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, the phone knew his voice or something. I got one today of him making fun of Rogan the first time he ever met him.

• 1:16:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:08Speaker 05

  Yeah. He's talking about, uh, he was on, what was that, that show that Rogan had?

• 1:16:12Speaker 04

  Fear Factor.

• 1:16:13Speaker 05

  No, no, the, the news, it was like the news.

• 1:16:16Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:16:17Speaker 05

  Something like.

• 1:16:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

• 1:16:19Speaker 01

  It was like a character on Friends. I don't know if it was Friends, but it was something like that.

• 1:16:23Speaker 05

  It was something radio, but it was like news station radio or something like that. And Don, the first time he met Rogan at UFC 12, he was like, oh yeah, you're a guy that like acts like a idiot on that news show or something like that. And like, he was, he didn't know until years, like, like later on that that's, that was like Rogan's character. And he had just called him a du- like acting like a dumbass on that show.

• 1:16:47Speaker 01

  It wasn't news radio.

• 1:16:48Speaker 05

  He was like, I didn't, I, I didn't know I was insulting you at the time.

• 1:16:55Speaker 05

  He's still now my favorite person to text me because he calls me partner.

• 1:17:00The Fat Electrician?

  Don Fry has like Terminator vision. You know how to like analyzes everything and like classifies it is just ma'am, partner. Only three things that pops up on Don's Terminator vision.

• 1:17:23Speaker 05

  He's talking to my 16 year old. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:28Speaker 05

  He's talking to my 16 year old. We went to dinner afterwards and it was the most interesting conversation to hear ever. Cause he like my, my son still won't drink Diet Coke. He only drinks unsweetened tea because Don told him to do that. And one of the things I did pick up while listening to him, Don's just like, guys, don't be huge.

• 1:17:47The Fat Electrician?

  Words to live by.

• 1:17:49Speaker 01

  Thanks, Uncle Don.

• 1:17:51The Fat Electrician?

  We need to invest in a new company that makes fortune cookies with just Don Fryisms inside of them.

• 1:17:57Speaker 05

  Oh my God. Fryisms.

• 1:18:02The Fat Electrician?

  Such a good business model. Don Fry fortune cookies.

• 1:18:06Speaker 01

  Frychen cookie or something like that. I don't know. There's, there's bones to this.

• 1:18:12Speaker 01

  Never quit. Get a prenup.

• 1:18:16The Fat Electrician?

  It's literally shit he says. Make it a double. I don't want you to wear out your shoes. I didn't even know about that. That was it. You that told me that one? Yeah. I was like, what the fuck did he say?

• 1:18:26Speaker 01

  He set the tone very, very good early on with showing up to breakfast and ordering a double bourbon neat. And then the lady.

• 1:18:37The Fat Electrician?

  Cause he ordered a single the first time and she goes to walk away and make it a double. I don't want you to wear out your shoes.

• 1:18:43Speaker 01

  What he called Finn every time Finn would be in the room. Was the one he was leaving, like walking away. He's like, you like to go protest something?

• 1:18:57Speaker 03

  I love the one with the big tits making my drink.

• 1:19:02Speaker 04

  Was like, that's sad.

• 1:19:06Speaker 01

  The, the level of bourbons with Don, Don Fry, you can go from

• 1:19:11Speaker 03

  ma'am to bar wench.

• 1:19:15Speaker 04

  It's so true.

• 1:19:19Speaker 04

  Oh, man. We need some classics like that. I don't know any of the other primo.

• 1:19:26Speaker 04

  Old OG UFC fighters we'd

• 1:19:28The Fat Electrician?

  Randy Couture.

• 1:19:29Speaker 01

  Randy Couture. We need to get Chuck eventually. Chuck could be a fun one.

• 1:19:34Speaker 05

  We saw Chuck on?

• 1:19:35Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:19:36Speaker 04

  Shit.

• 1:19:37The Fat Electrician?

  Chuck would be a good one.

• 1:19:39Speaker 05

  He was gonna come to bachelor weekend with us.

• 1:19:42Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:19:42Speaker 05

  He ended up having to stay back for some business.

• 1:19:45Speaker 01

  Plus he just got

• 1:19:45Speaker 00

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• 1:20:15Speaker 01

  Married.

• 1:20:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:17Speaker 01

  Like this weekend, I think.

• 1:20:19Speaker 05

  Yeah. I'm trying to think anyone else.

• 1:20:21Speaker 01

  Dan.

• 1:20:22Speaker 05

  Dan the B7 would be a fun one.

• 1:20:24The Fat Electrician?

  Dan Henderson would be a hilarious one.

• 1:20:27Speaker 01

  That's who I was talking about. Yeah, Dan's cool as shit.

• 1:20:30Speaker 04

  Is he good on the mic?

• 1:20:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, he's fucking hilarious. You ever heard the stories about Dana and him? Back in like early UFC days, Dana's got this story that he's told before, or maybe I read it in one of the books that I read. I read like all the old UFC guys books in high school and Dana White has this story about going out to a club in Las Vegas with a Dan Henderson. And somebody's getting in Dana White's face and the dude's got like some dime piece with him. And Dana White goes, look dude, that's Dan Henderson and he's with me. If you don't knock it off, I'm gonna have him beat the fuck out of you. And Dan Henderson looks at the guy, why would I beat him down when I could just stare him down? And the dude just leaves the bar.

• 1:21:13The Fat Electrician?

  Pat Militich would also be a great one to have on.

• 1:21:15Speaker 04

  He's the one with the ID.

• 1:21:17The Fat Electrician?

  The ID story.

• 1:21:18Speaker 04

  Still one of my favorite stories.

• 1:21:19The Fat Electrician?

  He's fantastic on, uh, on podcasts and stuff. He has a podcast of his own. He does like conspiracy stuff. So he'd be awesome.

• 1:21:26Speaker 04

  It was probably, yeah, I mean, those are the OGs.

• 1:21:31Speaker 04

  Any of the modern fighters, if you want to come on down. Or Mike Tyson, I'd interview him.

• 1:21:36Speaker 05

  Tyson would be fun. That'd be a good one. I was gonna say going back to tour, he was, he was at, um, Burbiz.

• 1:21:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:21:42Speaker 05

  At Chaucer last year.

• 1:21:43The Fat Electrician?

  Holy shit.

• 1:21:43Speaker 05

  He's at Chaucer every year. He's super good. Yeah, he, so like.

• 1:21:47Speaker 04

  I forgot about that.

• 1:21:47Speaker 05

  He went to Burbiz with like Rich probably knows us. We could probably, probably get him on.

• 1:21:52The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:52Speaker 05

  Him and, him and Chuck especially, I think they, they were probably the big two that we could get down. That we, we all have the same friends.

• 1:22:00The Fat Electrician?

  From that era for sure.

• 1:22:03Speaker 04

  The no gear era.

• 1:22:04The Fat Electrician?

  I want to get Daniel Cormier would be great to have on and so would Kane Velasquez.

• 1:22:10Speaker 04

  Both of those and then add on, um. My balls are hot. Um, oh.

• 1:22:15The Fat Electrician?

  No, Black Beast, Derek Lewis.

• 1:22:17Speaker 04

  Derek Lewis would be a fucking.

• 1:22:18The Fat Electrician?

  He'd be awesome.

• 1:22:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:19The Fat Electrician?

  Kane Velasquez is like in legal trouble though.

• 1:22:22Speaker 04

  Because he shot a guy, right?

• 1:22:23The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:24Speaker 05

  I thought he was in jail or is he out?

• 1:22:25The Fat Electrician?

  I think he might still be in jail, but he like, somebody, somebody either tried or successfully like assaulted one of his sons and he went after him.

• 1:22:35Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:22:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:37Speaker 04

  Dude, that, uh, just. The one dude that's running for sheriff right now that killed.

• 1:22:44The Fat Electrician?

  The judge that assaulted his kid.

• 1:22:48The Fat Electrician?

  And it's like on video. Yeah.

• 1:22:49Speaker 04

  Yeah. And he.

• 1:22:50The Fat Electrician?

  That's a crazy story.

• 1:22:51Speaker 04

  And now he's running for sheriff. He's, his trial is in January.

• 1:22:55The Fat Electrician?

  He's out on bail for shooting a judge in his office.

• 1:22:58Speaker 04

  He was, he was, yeah, he was the one that walked into his office in the courthouse and just fucking shot him.

• 1:23:02The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. And he's out on bail for it right now. And while he's out on bail, he's running for sheriff.

• 1:23:07Speaker 04

  That's the one.

• 1:23:08Speaker 05

  Hell yeah, dude.

• 1:23:09Speaker 04

  That's the one with the 14 year old daughter. They were.

• 1:23:11The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:23:11Speaker 04

  Yes. Okay.

• 1:23:12Speaker 05

  This country's cool sometimes.

• 1:23:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was reading this story. I was like, oh, he's oh, no, that's a video of him right now saying, I'm running for sheriff and I did what any dad would do. I was like, fuck yeah, homie.

• 1:23:24Speaker 01

  And he'll probably win.

• 1:23:26Speaker 04

  Yep. I mean, yeah.

• 1:23:29Speaker 04

  Because people were sending that. It was like, this guy would be cool to be on on some of them like, yeah.

• 1:23:34The Fat Electrician?

  I'm game.

• 1:23:35Speaker 01

  I don't give a shit.

• 1:23:37Speaker 04

  Be a wild.

• 1:23:38The Fat Electrician?

  You know, I'm all into that shit. Unsubscribe podcast, the one of the leading podcasts in interviewing veterans, old UFC fighters and guys that shoot.

• 1:23:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:23:50The Fat Electrician?

  Who really are.

• 1:23:51Speaker 04

  Fucking why Gary, why?

• 1:23:52The Fat Electrician?

  Trident of content.

• 1:23:55Speaker 04

  We got a Alaskan Avenger. I'm talking to him. He's down to come on.

• 1:23:58Speaker 01

  That'd be that'd be cool.

• 1:24:00Speaker 04

  His story is wild. Did you see that?

• 1:24:02Speaker 01

  We're gonna get.

• 1:24:02Speaker 04

  Picture of him?

• 1:24:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:03Speaker 04

  Where he's just smiling at his brother.

• 1:24:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:04Speaker 04

  Because he's like, well, yeah, I did it. And my brother, I did it for my brother and me because everything that happened. So that's why I'm smiling in that.

• 1:24:12Speaker 01

  We gotta get JD on that one.

• 1:24:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:16Speaker 04

  That was, oh, man. Those are the thought. Yeah. We do have a quite narrow. You want to learn history or about getting killed?

• 1:24:24Speaker 01

  Why not both?

• 1:24:28The Fat Electrician?

  War history, MMA history, or shooting history? Which uh, which route do you want to go down?

• 1:24:34Speaker 01

  Which way, Western man?

• 1:24:37Speaker 04

  Fuck, yeah. Uh, and then I don't know what we're gonna do for um, the last episode of the the veteran one. We just need to find one more.

• 1:24:47Speaker 01

  Oh, no. How in our group will we find a veteran to put on the podcast?

• 1:24:53Speaker 04

  Touche.

• 1:24:53Speaker 01

  We've, we've got quite the, quite the laundry list, I think. Uh,

• 1:24:59Speaker 01

  yeah, it just all depends on who we want to have.

• 1:25:01The Fat Electrician?

  Like Weimer, fly down, bro. Just tell, tell some stories. One or two.

• 1:25:05Speaker 01

  Hexeth. Hexeth would be great. Uh, he's kind of busy.

• 1:25:10Speaker 04

  Uh, he's a little busy. Come on.

• 1:25:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:25:13Speaker 04

  Did you?

• 1:25:14Speaker 01

  Even if we got him for 10 minutes.

• 1:25:15The Fat Electrician?

  Did you see that he booted the National Guardsmen that were in that picture?

• 1:25:19Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:25:20Speaker 04

  Wait, get the fuck out.

• 1:25:21The Fat Electrician?

  Those National Guardsmen that were like, kind of fat bodies that were getting out of the trucks and like, made all the headline news. He fucking, I don't think he kicked him out. He took him off active duty orders and like, sent him to fat camp.

• 1:25:34The Fat Electrician?

  AK boot camp.

• 1:25:35Speaker 01

  State mandated fat camp is something I'm here for.

• 1:25:38The Fat Electrician?

  When I was in the army, they had fat camp.

• 1:25:42Speaker 04

  Dude, I they you weren't allowed to fucking if you were in basic training, let's say you were drill sergeant are mean. It's like what Rich does.

• 1:25:51The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:52Speaker 04

  They're very mean. If you are fat, out of shape, couldn't do sit ups.

• 1:25:57Speaker 04

  We would show up. I mean, showing up to basic, you had kids that could not do a single sit up, which is wild. And then they have eight, they have special forces contracts and you're like, homie, they fucked you. I'm gonna pass it. Like, no, you're doing five years. They got you five years in the infantry and that's it. And you're not getting your bonus either. Have fun. But seeing the fat bodies and then the people defending the fat body, the defending is wild because it is people still mad. It's like, if they're, if they do paperwork or office, why do they have to be in shape?

• 1:26:29Speaker 01

  The why are they jumping out of a truck with a rifle?

• 1:26:35Speaker 04

  It's one of those wild ones. That's fat pieces of shit. I'm like, you're in the military?

• 1:26:40The Fat Electrician?

  Look, you can frame it any way you want. There's a certain group of people that just hate standards.

• 1:26:45Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:26:47The Fat Electrician?

  There's no other way to explain it.

• 1:26:49Speaker 01

  But you don't know. I don't care.

• 1:26:51The Fat Electrician?

  I don't care.

• 1:26:56Speaker 01

  What? It's the JD.

• 1:26:57The Fat Electrician?

  My favorite.

• 1:26:57Speaker 01

  I don't give a shit, Margaret. I just don't want them in my country.

• 1:27:02Speaker 01

  Paraphrasing.

• 1:27:04The Fat Electrician?

  God, did you see Don Lemon trying to do man on the street?

• 1:27:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, and everyone agreed that the National Guard should be there.

• 1:27:11The Fat Electrician?

  No, no, no, not that. He was going around being like, how do you feel about illegal immigrants being in the country? And this lady's like, well, if they're illegal, I don't, that's, they're breaking the law. And he goes, they're not breaking the law, though. It's a misdemeanor. And she's like confused. And then her husband steps in and he goes, a misdemeanor means you're breaking the law. And he goes, no, it doesn't. It's like a traffic ticket. And he goes, A misdemeanor literally means breaking a law lesser than a felony. It's breaking a law. And he goes, well, now you're getting into semantics.

• 1:27:45Speaker 01

  So I just know the definition of the fucking word.

• 1:27:48Speaker 04

  So you're telling me a DUI or any of this is not breaking laws? Like, well, yeah, it's like, those are misdemeanors. Well, it's different. So that's when he says semantics after he points out a DUI. This guy, Jake's a lawyer, so he's gonna appreciate it. It's literally saying misdemeanors are not breaking the law.

• 1:28:03The Fat Electrician?

  You can have a substantive conversation of being like, hey, do you agree with how we're going about handling the illegal immigration situation? You can have a real conversation about maybe we should be handling it different. Maybe we should be doing that. But when you come out swinging with, I'm just gonna change the definitions of words. So I'm right.

• 1:28:20Speaker 01

  That's what drives me fucking crazy. That they will, they will straight up like they'll change definitions of words. I mean, we saw it in the vaccine thing where they're like, oh, oh, shit. Now that the vaccine that we've been pushing doesn't actually, oh, doesn't actually protect you from this disease. It just makes it slightly less bad, I guess, is what we're going for. They change the definition of the word. When you're changing definitions of words, and especially when the, the one side is pretending not to understand the situation and trying to misrepresent, it's like you actually make dialogue impossible. Like you are an impossible human to talk to.

• 1:28:53Speaker 04

  That was a rough one to watch.

• 1:28:55Speaker 01

  Now I'm angry. What are we doing here?

• 1:28:57The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:59Speaker 05

  Oh, were we just scrolling Twitter there?

• 1:29:02Speaker 04

  I know. I don't get on Twitter enough.

• 1:29:06Speaker 01

  I don't.

• 1:29:06Speaker 04

  I let you guys handle it.

• 1:29:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, we'll do that.

• 1:29:09Speaker 04

  I let you all handle Twitter. I'll get on and I'm like, oh, yeah.

• 1:29:13Speaker 01

  Ooh, speaking of which.

• 1:29:14Speaker 04

  I like Brandon's thing. If it pops up, I'm gonna be like, like.

• 1:29:17Speaker 05

  Is there a new Tony? And hold the bullshit away from you.

• 1:29:23Speaker 04

  What's Tony up to?

• 1:29:24Speaker 01

  I don't know. I'm about to find out.

• 1:29:26Speaker 04

  Tony. Oh, yeah, we have Brandon's coming up too. I, at the time of this, will everything be full swing? November 4th, it's full swing already, but will he have announced if he's running or not, or?

• 1:29:40Speaker 01

  Well, there's a few things that's contingent on, but the, uh.

• 1:29:43Speaker 04

  That horse.

• 1:29:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, something about horses, I guess. I don't know. Um, well. Well, things are already pretty much full swing. Things will continue to heat up as it gets closer to the election. So the election is on March 3rd of 2026. That's the primary election. So in District 23, it's a very, very conservative district. So the primary is the election. If I win the primary, I basically guarantee to win the general. If he wins the primary, same. So yeah, March 3rd is the election in this district for all intents and purposes. So as things continue to get closer to like January, February, that's where things are going to continue to get ugly again. But I don't know. I, we got better name recognition this time. We got a better map this time.

• 1:30:30Speaker 01

  He has not done himself any favors. His negatives are still in the, you know, his,

• 1:30:36Speaker 01

  he's just a bad candidate.

• 1:30:39The Fat Electrician?

  Tony Gonzalez, as a military veteran, I know what it's like to go through a shutdown without pay. Me, I wish you knew what it was like to not fuck your married staffers, allegedly.

• 1:30:55Speaker 04

  Is that you?

• 1:30:59Speaker 01

  God damn.

• 1:31:02Speaker 01

  You know what? If you don't like people calling you out for doing bad shit, stop doing bad shit.

• 1:31:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:07Speaker 01

  It's that easy.

• 1:31:08The Fat Electrician?

  I still like. Don't cheat on your wife with your employees, and I won't say it out loud.

• 1:31:12Speaker 01

  All right. And that's the other thing that drives me fucking crazy. And this is something I didn't want to, you know, be.

• 1:31:18Speaker 04

  Oh, Helms deep.

• 1:31:19The Fat Electrician?

  I just love Helms deep over here.

• 1:31:24The Fat Electrician?

  Shit, I am so sorry. Well, that one's gone. I'm gonna ask you the next one, okay?

• 1:31:31Speaker 01

  They spent so, so much time last time, like, oh, did you know Brandon Herrera says the F word on the internet? And he's portraying himself as like, oh, I'm the perfect wholesome Catholic family man. It's like, dude, come on. I didn't, I didn't bring up any of the affair stuff last time. Cause like, man, I don't really think your personal life should matter more than your voting record. I only attacked on policy, but for fuck's sake, stop pretending like you're a good dude.

• 1:31:55Speaker 04

  Dude, and the changing of personality too, of now I'm going to be edgy and say retard.

• 1:32:01Speaker 01

  He's so good. Tried to be me, except, you know,

• 1:32:06Speaker 01

  didn't stop being a bad dude.

• 1:32:09Speaker 01

  That sucks at it too, man. Tried to be edgy, but how do you do, my fellow edgelords? Just cringe.

• 1:32:19Speaker 04

  Fire your advisors, seriously.

• 1:32:21Speaker 05

  I was born into ads.

• 1:32:26Speaker 04

  You more adopted edging.

• 1:32:33Speaker 05

  Key West was way gayer than I remember Key West.

• 1:32:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:32:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, we were staying on, what is it? It was East.

• 1:32:41Speaker 04

  Now you know why I avoid the ocean.

• 1:32:43Speaker 05

  So, you know, so when we went.

• 1:32:46Speaker 04

  Just fucking spin. Why do I dislike the ocean? Gay.

• 1:32:57Speaker 05

  Nick, it's like, what?

• 1:33:07Speaker 04

  East of all.

• 1:33:09Speaker 05

  I've never stayed on that side of the island. Which is funny because it's near the naval base.

• 1:33:17Speaker 04

  It is small. That island is very small.

• 1:33:22Speaker 05

  It's walkable. Like the whole fucking island is theoretically walkable.

• 1:33:26Speaker 04

  I mean, the last night I was there, I went.

• 1:33:29Speaker 05

  Okay, Christopher Columbus.

• 1:33:40Speaker 04

  Nick's on fire today.

• 1:33:43Speaker 04

  Nick, do you need to get laid?

• 1:33:46Speaker 05

  He's so angry.

• 1:33:48Speaker 04

  Angry. But he's laughing really loud, too. Where did he go? Did he just leave?

• 1:33:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, he just, he just left.

• 1:33:55Speaker 04

  He flies. Yeah, he just, one hour of the show.

• 1:34:00Speaker 05

  Killer joke, leaves.

• 1:34:02Speaker 04

  Refuses to elaborate.

• 1:34:05Speaker 05

  Peace out retard.

• 1:34:07Speaker 04

  Sorry. Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day?

• 1:34:11Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck's sake.

• 1:34:13Speaker 04

  What's the next, um, how's the, the, the PSG one going for you on your rebuild?

• 1:34:20Speaker 01

  Uh, well, we're doing like a clone build. Uh, you're, you're gonna be the only one with like a real PSG one. We, we got some PSG one parts. We're gonna, um, you know, build out a G3.

• 1:34:29Speaker 04

  Big fat bitch.

• 1:34:31Speaker 01

  That's a big bitch.

• 1:34:32Speaker 04

  That is the biggest, again, the largest forward assist I have ever seen in a firearm. Brandon's like, I don't think it has a forward assist. I was like, I don't know. Is that for the optic? It is. You know the little button for a forward assist?

• 1:34:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:34:47Speaker 04

  AR.

• 1:34:47Speaker 01

  It was a giant. I didn't even know the PSG one had one.

• 1:34:50Speaker 04

  Dude, it is like a full ass thumb.

• 1:34:53Speaker 01

  Is that a marksmanship rifle? Yes.

• 1:34:54Speaker 04

  Why does it need a giant fucking?

• 1:34:56Speaker 01

  Well, we were, I'm like, oh, so the G, G3, like an actual battle rifle, doesn't need a forward assist, but our fucking designated marksman, like, precision rifle.

• 1:35:06Speaker 04

  Sure, just forward assist possible.

• 1:35:10Speaker 01

  Okay, cool.

• 1:35:12Speaker 04

  Way bigger. It really, really big. What's the next gun? So you got that, the Famas, but what's the next, uh, actual firearm you're gonna do for a video?

• 1:35:19Speaker 01

  Oh, man, we got some cool stuff. I got that, uh, MGO 815, uh, so like the, the German World War I, uh, like the, essentially the beginning of the light machine gun.

• 1:35:28Speaker 04

  Oh, the water cooled?

• 1:35:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's water cooled. It's like, basically just like they took a Maxim. They're like, what if we had a big ass dude carry this? Instead of it being like a carriage mounted gun. So we got that, uh, the MP18, which is like one of the first ever, like, produced military seven machine guns, which is fucking cool. Uh, it's the one that's got the, like, the 32 round Luger drum on the side.

• 1:35:48Speaker 04

  On the side. You hold it like that?

• 1:35:49Speaker 01

  If anybody's played Battlefield 1, you fuck, no. Uh, but I've got that. I've got, I've got a couple of fun ones. Uh, we're, we're still working on rebuilding like an Uzi, rebuilding an Ultimax, like the constant recoil, like zero recoil light machine gun.

• 1:36:03Speaker 04

  Wait, what?

• 1:36:03Speaker 01

  The Ultimax.

• 1:36:04Speaker 04

  How the fuck's that work?

• 1:36:05Speaker 01

  Um, it's continuous recoil. So, um, the, the bolt carrier never really bottoms out. So it's, there's never that recoil.

• 1:36:13Speaker 04

  Relatable. Is it?

• 1:36:16Speaker 01

  God damn it, Nick.

• 1:36:21Speaker 01

  I just, I'm derailed now.

• 1:36:23The Fat Electrician?

  That's what I'm calling it from now on.

• 1:36:26Speaker 01

  Just got stun locked mid explanation. Flash damage.

• 1:36:31Speaker 01

  Flashbang.

• 1:36:33The Fat Electrician?

  Pewview outdid all of us, by the way.

• 1:36:35Speaker 01

  On?

• 1:36:36The Fat Electrician?

  Coolest gun content.

• 1:36:39Speaker 01

  What'd he do?

• 1:36:39The Fat Electrician?

  He went out to some farm in Iowa. They had an old, uh, big ass old silo. They're made out of like clay tiles. And he just posted a video of him and his buddy with it, full auto M16s. And they fucking took down the whole silo.

• 1:36:57Speaker 01

  He cut a silo?

• 1:36:58The Fat Electrician?

  He cut a silo down with, he said to do 400 rounds.

• 1:37:02Speaker 01

  I mean, I guess that's kinda cool.

• 1:37:03The Fat Electrician?

  And his caption was renting, uh, renting a wrecking ball was $800, 400 rounds of ammunition was whatever it was. It was cheaper.

• 1:37:13Speaker 01

  But way cooler. It's like one of those Hotel Trivago ads.

• 1:37:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:18Speaker 01

  So what's the? Yeah, taking down a grain silo with multiple machine guns? Priceless. Dude.

• 1:37:24The Fat Electrician?

  That's fucking wild.

• 1:37:26Speaker 01

  What is, how does the, in the site, was it just coming close? How does that? Yeah. So basically it's, so it's a 556 light machine gun. Uh, so it's, uh, I think it's Korean. If I'm not mistaken, but yeah, uh, it's in the new battlefield, but yeah, just like. Fires and it's like a, it's a, it continuously gets more aggressive as it goes to the rear.

• 1:37:49The Fat Electrician?

  What? They decided to cut down a silo with guns.

• 1:37:55Speaker 01

  I've seen people do that before. Is that just a thing in the Midwest? There's just silos to take down. Yeah. What else you gonna do? Uh, leave them standing, I assume. What the fuck are they doing?

• 1:38:04The Fat Electrician?

  No, they can fall down.

• 1:38:07Speaker 01

  Couldn't have that.

• 1:38:08The Fat Electrician?

  It only took 900 bullets to bring that bitch down. It's strong gust of wind.

• 1:38:11Speaker 01

  That's cool.

• 1:38:14Speaker 01

  That's why. Can't let mother nature do all the fucking work, Brandon. Dude, I got something cool from Clean the other day. What was that? He sold me his Knights Armament SR25. Oh, you got a real SR25 now? Yeah, dude. I've been wanting that for a while. We got to talk and I was like, let me, let me buy it. I'm betting that's how much? A good bit. Yeah. Oh, no, I was just. Any opportunity for a. It's a real one, man. Yeah. I'm happy about that. Oh shit. The Ultimax though, the one last thing on that is there's, it's actually so good at recoil mitigation. There's videos of dudes like putting it on their nose, like the stock against their nose and just ripping it. Yep. Like it's. That sounds accurate.

• 1:39:01Speaker 01

  I'm done.

• 1:39:03Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm tired. I've never heard of this thing. I'm like, what the?

• 1:39:08Speaker 01

  No recoil is why, even on single. You've actually shot mine. Um, it was years ago. Had to been a minute ago. Yeah. Um, it was years ago. We, we haven't quite finished the rebuild, the, like the, the re-weld. We got a kit for it. So like, you want to make sure you get it really straight or else you start having malfunctions and different stuff like that. But it's, it's a dope fucking gun. I'm trying to think what it even looks like. Ultimax. Here, I'm looking for a, here you go. Oh God, that was a long time ago.

• 1:39:40Speaker 01

  Like. That's insane. It just doesn't move.

• 1:39:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, it just, it, all things considered, it's very, very easy to control. Yeah, here you go. There's a dude, one-handed.

• 1:40:02Speaker 01

  Like controlling a light machine gun firing it over his head.

• 1:40:09Speaker 01

  Like.

• 1:40:13Speaker 04

  That's ridiculous.

• 1:40:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm excited to get that up. The American exchange student in Harry Potter.

• 1:40:28Speaker 01

  But they put it in the new battlefield and I saw there's some streamers that are like, this gun is broken. It shouldn't. They, they, they deleted the recoil and I'm like, I have one. This is how it fires in real life. Well, you think that all video games should be like real life and like, uh, blah, blah, like balance isn't important? Like Chad, yes.

• 1:40:48Speaker 04

  I still don't get how it's done.

• 1:40:51Speaker 01

  A lot of the recoil impulse that you.

• 1:40:54Speaker 04

  Feel is like the buffer tube, like hitting the.

• 1:40:56Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, cause they're trying to like condense and they're making, they're trying to make the gun as light as possible and as compact as possible and reliable and everything like that. So like, a lot of times, like the, the majority of the recoil impulse you, you feel is the bolt carrier hitting the back of the gun. And like, you can even watch super slow motion. As soon as the, the bolt carrier hits the back, that's when you see the, the impulse. So already five, five, six, you're not dealing with a lot. Um, it's a fairly heavy gun. That helps a bit too. But the fact that it never bottoms out. So like at some point, it'll just slow down and stop on its own accord and then go back forward. So it's not smacking the rear of the gun.

• 1:41:31Speaker 04

  How's that work with like, so direct blowback is heavier recoil than roller delayed?

• 1:41:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. This is gas off though.

• 1:41:39Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:41:39Speaker 01

  So it's not a, not, um, no, an open bolt or excuse me, a, a direct blowback. Five, five, six would go crazy because you'd have to have very, very heavy bolt. Like there, there is math technically to make it happen. So like things like the Orlikin are fucking crazy because they figured out how to make.

• 1:41:57Speaker 04

  That was Brandon's most autistic thing. You're like, things like the Overment?

• 1:42:03Speaker 04

  And then he put the hair back. I was like, oh, he's getting into it now. I like it. Go.

• 1:42:07Speaker 01

  Listen here, kitten. Daddy's gonna drop some autistic knowledge on you now.

• 1:42:11Speaker 04

  I'm here for it.

• 1:42:11Speaker 01

  Uh, the, the Orlikin was crazy because, and I've been looking for one of these forever. It was like a 20 millimeter deck gun. And, uh, they just, they wanted it basically a direct blowback, open bolt and 20 millimeter, like big fucking 20 millimeter. And instead of making the bolt, like, I don't know, whatever, you'd have to make that like 200 pounds to not explode. They, uh, ended up making it what's called advanced ignition, which is like the sketchiest shit ever. Because advanced ignition basically says, we're going to use the forward momentum of the bolt to act theoretically as extra weight. Because an object in motion is going to be the effective force to put it, push it backwards is going to, I'm explaining this poorly,

• 1:42:53Speaker 01

  but it would basically make up for the lack of weight because you're got the forward momentum on it.

• 1:42:58Speaker 04

  An object in motion stays in motion.

• 1:43:00The Fat Electrician?

  Mass times acceleration. You don't want to increase mass, you increase acceleration. Yeah.

• 1:43:04Speaker 01

  Problem being that the only way to get that mass going forward, that inertia, is you have to ignite the cartridge before it's in the chamber.

• 1:43:13Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:43:14Speaker 01

  Advanced ignition.

• 1:43:15Speaker 04

  Wait, so it could be like, you like open battery almost?

• 1:43:18Speaker 01

  Yes, you are fire, the, the, the cartridge is starting to go off before the 20 millimeter cartridge is fully in the chamber in battery.

• 1:43:29Speaker 04

  That's fucking terrifying.

• 1:43:30Speaker 01

  Horrific, but they work.

• 1:43:32The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen, have you seen your narrator's story that went viral? He was on a podcast talking about shooting a javelin because he was a javelin guy.

• 1:43:40Speaker 04

  Which the, he has the record for like.

• 1:43:43The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, the, the story of how he broke the record.

• 1:43:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's told it on, on stuff.

• 1:43:47The Fat Electrician?

  So good.

• 1:43:48Speaker 04

  I forget it though, like.

• 1:43:49Speaker 01

  I forget the details.

• 1:43:50The Fat Electrician?

  He was lined up and they're like, okay, prepare to fire. And he prepares to fire and like, once you hit the, and I'm firing the javelin, like you only have so long until it just blows the fuck up. And he's like, nobody else realized that except for him. And he's like, guys, I have 15 seconds to fire this or it's blowing up. And they like get on the phone to make a call and they're like, fire at the target. And he mistook what target they wanted and he aimed for one that was like 5,000 fucking yards away. And like broke the course record for the longest javelin hit ever.

• 1:44:18Speaker 04

  It was like a general there and he did all this and it was an accident. That's really far.

• 1:44:25Speaker 01

  Thinking like all the, the generals and officers like.

• 1:44:30The Fat Electrician?

  I forgot about that story. I just did a, did a video on, uh, drops tomorrow, Bazooka Charlie. I'm looking forward to that. You know, you know what a liaison pilot is? World War II, so like, World War II, they just got the idea, they were like, okay, well, we had like weather balloons in World War I for, you know, up high recon. We want a plane that can do that. So basically they were getting these pilots that would go up in these, uh, they called them L4 grasshoppers, but it was just a J3 Piper Cub. It was like level one flying plane that you would learn on, super light fabric wings that could loiter for hours, like a crop duster. And these guys would go up in a crop duster and fucking call in artillery.

• 1:45:13The Fat Electrician?

  Well, Bazooka Charlie was a 29 year old history teacher, whose brother was captured by the Japanese in a POW camp. And he was sick of just calling in artillery and not being able to engage the enemy. So he fuck rigged three bazookas on each wing and was dive bombing German tanks and shooting six bazookas at him and pulling up. And he fuck, he has six confirmed German tank kills. Two of them are Tigers, which is the German heavy tank. And he has like suspected like up upwards of 16, but it's just this crazy story. This guy that was just like, fuck it, I'm gonna send it. Like, he's like, he's like, can I do this? They're like, not gonna say you can't. And they're like, cool. And he's just dive bombing German tanks in a crop duster.

• 1:45:58The Fat Electrician?

  Is he like strings attached to shoot? Uh, no, he rigged up a control panel with electrical, so he would send electrical impulses into the bazookas. But like, there was one day, uh, Battle of Ericourt. It's the biggest tank battle on the Western Front between Americans and the Germans. I think America had like 130 Shermans and the Ger- Germans had like 240 armored vehicles and tanks. Like heavily outnumbered, but America had air superiority, but there was all this fog, so the American planes couldn't go up. So Bazooka Charlie goes up anyways. And like basically stalls the Germans till the weather clears, cause there's just a crop duster spawning out of the fog, taking out tanks. And they're like, what the fuck is going on?

• 1:46:43The Fat Electrician?

  So they like stall out until the fog lifts and then America regains air superiority. It's like a huge strategic win. But it's crazy.

• 1:46:52Speaker 04

  It was just again, how did he sign up for that? It's just.

• 1:46:56The Fat Electrician?

  He had heard when he was in theater, he heard that somebody had done it with a bazooka. So he's like, fucking, I'm gonna figure it out, which like.

• 1:47:06Speaker 04

  Where did he get the extra bazooka?

• 1:47:08The Fat Electrician?

  Everybody's like.

• 1:47:09Speaker 01

  That was my question.

• 1:47:10The Fat Electrician?

  It's World War II, dude. There's loot crates everywhere in World War II. That's one thing I've. America was just built with shit and sending it over. You didn't have to do, you didn't have to ask for a thing.

• 1:47:20Speaker 01

  Crate lands a blessing from the law. Fucking eighteen bazookas.

• 1:47:26The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So Battle of Ericourt, he made three runs. So like he flew up, fired six bazookas, landed, got replenished, went up again, fired them, went up again. They said, I think he fired no less than sixteen bazooka shells during the Battle of Ericourt in one day.

• 1:47:49The Fat Electrician?

  I love it.

• 1:47:50Speaker 04

  The Germans like, oh, it's a crop duster. It is.

• 1:47:55The Fat Electrician?

  Well, that's the funny part is like, a lot of people at the time didn't understand or didn't think it would even be possible because bazookas weren't that effective on German tanks. Like you, you were hoping to take out the track and disable it. Bazooka, it could, but it was very unlikely to penetrate front or side armor of a German tank. So he was basically doing predecessor of the javelin. Guess what? The German engineers weren't expecting.

• 1:48:21Speaker 04

  Oh, love. Yeah.

• 1:48:23The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's why it was so effective. That's how he was taking out tigers and shit because he was hitting them on the top.

• 1:48:28Speaker 01

  That makes sense.

• 1:48:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:48:31Speaker 04

  That's why I still cannot wrap my head around that.

• 1:48:35The Fat Electrician?

  I think in the video, like the German engineers had no point in their meeting. Did anybody say, what if America develops the pro gamer move? And I had flood cut to the battlefield scene where the guy.

• 1:48:52Speaker 01

  I hate how accurate that is. Sixty years before Battlefield.

• 1:48:56Speaker 04

  Was he married?

• 1:48:58The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:48:59Speaker 04

  Hey, what the fuck are you doing in the garage? Shut up, Catherine. Welding bazookas.

• 1:49:04The Fat Electrician?

  Her name was Bunny.

• 1:49:06Speaker 04

  Bunny?

• 1:49:08Speaker 01

  It's so much better.

• 1:49:10Speaker 04

  Welding them on and then not knowing if it's going to affect aerodynamics when you're flying.

• 1:49:15Speaker 05

  I love the idea that she's. I was thinking about that, too.

• 1:49:18The Fat Electrician?

  That's the thing I talked about in the video is like, nobody gives this guy credit for how hard like, there was a YouTube video tutorial on how to do this, like, and this is a very, very small plane. Like, they could only put one pilot in there with the radio.

• 1:49:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, how much is that thrust gonna fuck your airplane?

• 1:49:31The Fat Electrician?

  So that surprisingly didn't fuck it up, but the hard part.

• 1:49:34Speaker 01

  Recoilless, right?

• 1:49:34The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, the hard part was the weight and figuring out where to mount it, not to fuck up the controls of the plane. You know, because you're mounting six metal tubes with rockets in them. So he had to figure out the right spot to mount them and how to like, how far back, how far forward on what? Figured all that out.

• 1:49:54Speaker 05

  Also, he would have had to angle them like kind of towards his nose a little bit, right? Because when he's diving just to get him in the right spot.

• 1:50:01The Fat Electrician?

  They were dead straight. So like they didn't all converge, but he had different markings on the inside of his windshield. Because he did so many practice runs. He's like, that bazooka should hit there, assuming it does what it's supposed to, which it's a bazooka. It's basically a giant bottle rocket. We'll see what happens.

• 1:50:16Speaker 04

  That's fucking wild, dude. That's also dope as shit. Bunny, I do like, that's the wife.

• 1:50:25Speaker 04

  Like, never mind. Our girl's walking out. If we're in a world war and like the girl's coming into like unsub and we're just doing that in the backyard, we're just building weapons. They'd be like, oh my.

• 1:50:35Speaker 01

  That's the funny part is like in your, your mind, like she's there with him in theater bitching about like not having the laundry done or the.

• 1:50:44Speaker 01

  Well, take out the the trash. I'm busy, honey.

• 1:50:47The Fat Electrician?

  It's so he wrote hundreds of letters back home to his wife and his, uh, his daughter like released a lot of these letters and she wrote a book to like validate her dad's story. And in some of the letters, it's, it's funny, his perspective, because he's not telling his wife what he's doing, but he's like, sweetheart, I'm sorry. I'm not being a very good husband. I'm doing some dangerous shit. Just straight up like being honest with her like, I'm taking some risks.

• 1:51:13Speaker 05

  I'm gonna be straight with you, man.

• 1:51:15The Fat Electrician?

  He's in a crop duster. He talks, they talk about how he like, he perfected his approach method. So in order to avoid anti, originally they weren't shooting at the crop dusters because it was a poor exchange. You know what I mean? Like, oh, that guy's just up there spotting. We're just gonna hide and not let him know where we are because if we shoot at him, he'll know where we are. Then artillery is gonna rain down our forehead. And then he started dive bombing motherfuckers with bazookas. So they started shooting at crop dusters. So he had to figure out a base of maneuvers and he would go up and do a corkscrew and down. And just straight dive bomb them, fire the bazookas at 300 feet. He would go.

• 1:51:54Speaker 05

  I thought you were talking about taking it at a grade. He would actually.

• 1:51:57The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, he would, he would approach and corkscrew so he wouldn't get hit by anti-aircraft fire.

• 1:52:02Speaker 01

  Literally battlefield. I'm jumping out of my fucking airplane.

• 1:52:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:52:06Speaker 01

  And it's going straight at the ground.

• 1:52:08The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:52:12Speaker 01

  Which I, the other surveillance planes that weren't doing that had to be like, dude, fuck this guy. You're the reason why we're getting shot now.

• 1:52:23The Fat Electrician?

  You gotta set a tone.

• 1:52:25Speaker 05

  You did a great job of that.

• 1:52:27Speaker 01

  It's like literally anything we have can possibly kill you.

• 1:52:30The Fat Electrician?

  Other pilots started doing it. They just weren't as successful. They weren't the first, so they didn't get as much credit. You know what I mean? But other pilots did start to do it.

• 1:52:38Speaker 01

  That's pretty cool.

• 1:52:38Speaker 05

  Bazooka jet, wait, isn't his name?

• 1:52:40The Fat Electrician?

  Charlie.

• 1:52:41Speaker 05

  Bazooka Charlie.

• 1:52:42The Fat Electrician?

  Charles Carpenter.

• 1:52:43Speaker 05

  Why the fuck didn't they give him a cool plane then? After he, you know, killed the first.

• 1:52:51Speaker 05

  We don't want to switch it up. He's shit up right now.

• 1:52:56Speaker 05

  He's doing like the training wheels planes. Like, why don't we give him a real like cool plane?

• 1:53:00The Fat Electrician?

  Cause he wouldn't take it. He's fucking pro. He prestiged. He maxed out the starter item. He was up with it.

• 1:53:07Speaker 05

  The golden fucking crop duster.

• 1:53:10Speaker 01

  He's got the, the, the molten lava camo on his.

• 1:53:14Speaker 04

  Dude, he had a dope ass paint job. He had like, he had like, he had like nose art on his crop duster. He said Rosie the Rocketer instead of Rosie the Riveter. It's dope.

• 1:53:24Speaker 01

  All right, that's good. Bro, Joe bought the battle pass.

• 1:53:31Speaker 04

  This game's not good unless you pay for it. That's fucking wild.

• 1:53:35Speaker 01

  You, you get six bazookas? Mom only lets me have one.

• 1:53:42Speaker 01

  We were in the last podcast, I talked about, I was like, oh yeah, we, the one fight, uh, well,

• 1:53:51Speaker 01

  Jim talked about having so many grenades and throwing it. I was like, oh yeah, we'd get along. On this one firefight, we shot a lot of H E D P from the two oh three, like, and I, I was like, man, I, I hope I, actually, I don't know. Did I get that right?

• 1:54:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, H E D P?

• 1:54:06Speaker 04

  Nick can start here. This is my buddy Ross that was in that firefight. Just read it out loud.

• 1:54:16The Fat Electrician?

  Call me real quick. I got a question. What's your question? The one day we got in that stupid gunfight in the open field.

• 1:54:22Speaker 01

  That's me.

• 1:54:23The Fat Electrician?

  It was out of our sector. Remember that? Yes, I remember that. I got bullet holes in my A C U top and some crap in my arm. You guys were pinned down, if I remember correctly. Yes. How many grenades did everyone fire? Those H E P Ds? Hmm. It felt like a lot.

• 1:54:40The Fat Electrician?

  That's what I was thinking, like 18 or 20? I can't remember. Yeah, it was a ridiculous amount. I thought so.

• 1:54:48Speaker 04

  I was like, did I get the number right? I was like, I think we fired 20 something H E D. We fired a lot. It was like a bad gun.

• 1:54:54Speaker 01

  That was another thing, uh, Caper said that, uh, we was like, oh, well, this guy, you know, I was, you know, trying to help out this guy. He was my M 79 guy.

• 1:55:02Speaker 04

  Dude.

• 1:55:03Speaker 01

  And like, in like, in my soul, I was like, oh, this is so cool. Imagine just being able to casually say like, oh, my M 79 guy.

• 1:55:12Speaker 01

  That's fucking neat.

• 1:55:15Speaker 01

  Forty mils are just cool. You know, it doesn't take a lot to make us men happy. Just give us a couple grenades. We'll figure it out.

• 1:55:21Speaker 04

  I don't like those guys over there.

• 1:55:25The Fat Electrician?

  You ever seen the inside?

• 1:55:26Speaker 04

  Baseball player, but like.

• 1:55:28The Fat Electrician?

  You ever seen the inside of how those things arm?

• 1:55:31Speaker 05

  Cause inside of a seventy nine or?

• 1:55:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, any, any forty millimeter grenade.

• 1:55:35Speaker 05

  It's terrifying.

• 1:55:35Speaker 04

  Ross's write up, Ross got a better write up for his Purple Heart than I did. Cause his got like, he got calf, his calf got hit and then bullet holes through it. I forgot about all that shit. Oh, war. I forget about any of my fucking stories, period. I still have the paperwork from that shit in my arm.

• 1:55:53Speaker 05

  This podcast is coming back in my day.

• 1:55:57Speaker 04

  I completely forgot about that thing. I was like, wait, is, oh, my brain's not the best. Do I remember this right? Please don't be crazy. He's like, you fired one. I'd be like, damn it. Okay, nevermind.

• 1:56:08Speaker 01

  On sub episode twenty seven hundred. Okay, Uncle Eli, let's get you your oatmeal and let's go to bed.

• 1:56:16Speaker 04

  My.

• 1:56:17The Fat Electrician?

  No, no, not oatmeal.

• 1:56:18Speaker 04

  Like nine mil.

• 1:56:22Speaker 05

  Our kids are like, how the fuck did they raise us?

• 1:56:26Speaker 04

  Guess this is good as mine.

• 1:56:28Speaker 05

  Gotta get out of here.

• 1:56:31The Fat Electrician?

  I hope my kids look back at this in their thirties and be like, God, look how politically correct dad was.

• 1:56:37Speaker 01

  Remember back before he, you know?

• 1:56:53Speaker 01

  According to Shane Gillis, the summer bop of twenty twenty five.

• 1:57:03Speaker 04

  I hate I had to have you guys explain that beat because I just didn't know.

• 1:57:10Speaker 01

  What was that? I thought I heard a dog whistle.

• 1:57:17Speaker 04

  I love my friends so much. Just good people. Oh, I missed everyone. I think on that note, we can close.

• 1:57:25Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:57:30Speaker 04

  And on that end, bye.

• 1:57:32Speaker 05

  Bye, everyone. Thanks for joining the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tab, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. You can join us on Patreon for the unsubscribe after show.

• 1:57:44Speaker 04

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