Angry Cops Ruins Brandon's Political Career | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 236

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30The Fat Electrician?

  I'm Brandon Herrera and I get to say everything that real Brandon Herrera can't say on the trails.

• 0:34Speaker 02

  Oh, I hate this bit.

• 0:36Speaker 03

  There's two of them.

• 0:37The Fat Electrician?

  You boxing with the Kung-Fu handlebars would be so much more cool.

• 0:40Speaker 02

  My quick movement.

• 0:42Speaker 03

  I thoroughly expect to get shot if I get caught in somebody's [bleep] house.

• 0:45Speaker 02

  Just like I almost shot Connor last night and that would have been perfectly justified.

• 0:48Speaker 03

  Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

• 0:54Speaker 04

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and random. His hair is fucking fabulous and donut. A dark oak disposition and there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.

• 1:14The Fat Electrician?

  This video is brought to you by Echelon. Me and my friends over at the Unsubscribe Podcast decided that we wanted our own energy drink and rather than starting our own from scratch, we decided to team up with somebody that was already in the energy drink game. Echelon Energy. If you've never heard of them, they have a cult following inside the US military and they're available on almost every US base all over the globe. Now, the original Echelon came in a 12-ounce can. It had 300mg of caffeine and it was basically pre-workout and all the flavors were spicy. I mean, this one's literally Mango Reaper.

• 1:45The Fat Electrician?

  I'm not exaggerating. This shit is literally banned in Canada. And it's great, but it's not great for everybody in every situation. And that's what we were looking for was an energy drink that you could just drink and not have your teeth start itching. So when Unsubscribe Podcast bought in, we created the Unsubscribe line. None of these flavors are spicy and the first two flavors we're rolling out are Atomic Cola and Cherry Lime Landmine, which we may or may not have selected exclusively based on how well they tasted mixed with... Other things. These are 16 ounce cans instead of 12. Each one has 100 milligrams of caffeine and it is one of, if not the cleanest, energy drink on the market. You read the other ingredient category on most energy drinks and it's like 30 words that you can't even begin to pronounce, but on Echelon, it's literally carbonated water, phosphoric acid, natural flavors, sucralose,

• 2:30The Fat Electrician?

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• 2:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. F-stop. F-stop. Shudder. 3, 2, 1.

• 3:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:14Speaker 05

  Oh Cody, kick it up.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Y'all ready to get gay as fuck?

• 3:17Speaker 02

  This is gonna be a difficult one. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli DoubleTap, Fat Electrician, JD Delay, Angry Cops, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donan Operator. Thank you so much for being here. This is a chaos podcast, apparently.

• 3:31Speaker 06

  That's 20% more words than you normally have to say.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 3:34Speaker 06

  Hey, that's enough from you, Cody.

• 3:35Speaker 05

  Poncho, poncho buckmouth.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  I'll see myself out.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  Cody just fades away after you knew your intro fade back at the end.

• 3:48Speaker 06

  Subtitles just say, like, mumbles in Pearl Jam.

• 3:53Speaker 05

  Hold on, hold on, you guys smell that?

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Do that.

• 3:57Speaker 05

  That's a lot of testosterone at this table.

• 3:59Speaker 06

  Oh yeah.

• 3:59Speaker 05

  Hell yeah.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  Dude, the taco meats out. Everyone is sponsored by Poncho now. Oh yeah, we are.

• 4:05Speaker 06

  Well, I mean, the podcast is, I'm not sponsored by them, I just like their fucking shirts.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Wait, is the podcast sponsored by Poncho? Yes. Yeah.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  I did this ironically.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 4:14Speaker 06

  But now we can talk about Poncho. No.

• 4:16Speaker 03

  Which hopefully you can insert that ad here.

• 4:20Speaker 06

  I forgot.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Oh, you have.

• 4:21Speaker 06

  I have a present.

• 4:22Speaker 03

  Oh, fuck me.

• 4:23Speaker 06

  This went so well last.

• 4:24Speaker 03

  Do you remember the last time this fucking happened?

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Adios, mios.

• 4:29Speaker 06

  Look at this guy.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  There we go.

• 4:32Speaker 06

  Look at this sex machine.

• 4:34Speaker 03

  Don't. Brandon, who is it?

• 4:36Speaker 06

  Hi, everyone.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  Hi, everyone. I'm Brandon Herrera, and I get to say everything that real Brandon Herrera can't say on the trail.

• 4:45Speaker 06

  Oh, you're like, oh, I hate this bit already.

• 4:50Speaker 03

  I'm not Brandon Herrera. You're like the key and pill, the Obama, like the one that has to say the things for Brandon. I'm not Brandon Herrera's anger interpreter. I'm just a man named not Brandon Herrera. With this camera setup, am I gonna be in the frame with him when he does this?

• 5:07Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 5:08Speaker 03

  Fuck me.

• 5:09Speaker 06

  Welcome to my.

• 5:10Speaker 03

  Not getting a pardon now.

• 5:11Speaker 06

  Welcome to my world.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  I give you the best presents, real Brandon.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  Weeks. Weeks. I bought one poncho shirt and I was like, I know what I must do, but will I be strong enough?

• 5:28Speaker 06

  You bought the ponchos, grew the beard. You're like, I know what I have to do.

• 5:33Speaker 03

  I hate it. So where's your red?

• 5:36Speaker 06

  We're just like.

• 5:37Speaker 03

  The red glasses. Cody handed those really quick.

• 5:39Speaker 06

  It's uncanny.

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Now put those ones on.

• 5:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, put.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  No, Rich. Rich needs the gold glasses. Give me the gold ones. Cause that is a Brandon look. The Tony Stark glasses. You want these ones?

• 5:50Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  Thank you, Brandon.

• 5:55Speaker 06

  Thank you, Brandon.

• 5:58Speaker 03

  The best body double.

• 6:01Speaker 03

  What's your campaign? Tell me what you're running for.

• 6:04Speaker 06

  No, no, you're not a body double yet. Let me see.

• 6:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, you'll work. You'll work out.

• 6:09Speaker 03

  It's cold in here. Can we talk about who you're running against, not Brandon Herrera? I'm not Brandon Herrera, and I'm running against Tony Gonzalez, a man who moans when he wipes.

• 6:20Speaker 06

  I'm actually Brandon Herrera, and I unironically had no idea this bit was going to happen.

• 6:24Speaker 03

  That's right, Brandon Herrera.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Who's my best friend?

• 6:30Speaker 06

  You're like a kid when they're playing peek-a-boo, like no object permanence.

• 6:35The Fat Electrician?

  Cody's in the corner with an erection like technically this isn't cheating.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  There's two of them.

• 6:41Speaker 05

  You know, twin dudes.

• 6:41The Fat Electrician?

  Rich is gonna go leave. He's like, bye. He's like, no, no. Stay and keep the outfit on. Brandon, come with me.

• 6:48Speaker 05

  Now the two of them. The twin brother thing on the internet hasn't been good lately ever since the Island Boys started making OnlyFans shit together.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  Thank you for reminding me that happened.

• 6:57Speaker 05

  You're very welcome.

• 6:58The Fat Electrician?

  Editor zoom in on Cody's forehead and cut to the scene from Austin Powers. Twins.

• 7:05The Fat Electrician?

  Twins, Basil, twins.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  Dude, there are so many cool buttholes here.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  That shit don't look good on paper.

• 7:12Speaker 06

  As you do the Mike shit, fuck you.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  This is what real Brandon Herrera and not real Brandon Herrera do whenever we're nervous.

• 7:23Speaker 05

  It's a nice stim. So we got two amazing gifts.

• 7:28The Fat Electrician?

  Like two fucking amazing, a lot of amazing gifts, but these two, this one was probably the best reaction.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  So yesterday we did the Pepperbox unboxing of the first time we did our P O box. And as soon as this one was opened up, we were like, holy shit, someone sent us their grandpa's like war skull.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  Everyone was like, oh.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, we went, oh.

• 7:56Speaker 05

  He's got marks on the back. Somebody kills there. Look at your finger.

• 7:59Speaker 06

  Dude.

• 7:59The Fat Electrician?

  Who's a show. Who sent the skull?

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Jeremy, Jeremy, Billy.

• 8:04The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, Jeremy sent us skull. Billy sent us a helmet, but we thought that was real for longer, long enough for me to start Googling the legal ramifications of keeping it.

• 8:14Speaker 06

  Like this, this paint job.

• 8:16The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, show the camera. Show the camera how detailed it is at like the base of the skull.

• 8:19Speaker 06

  Immaculate, like it is.

• 8:21The Fat Electrician?

  Like it looks really, that looks real.

• 8:23Speaker 02

  That's why when they handed it to me, I was like, should I be holding this right now?

• 8:28The Fat Electrician?

  And it didn't help in the letter. He started with, hey, my grandpa took this from Man King or something like this.

• 8:34Speaker 06

  You can see some of the layer lines if you look really closely now, but like on first glance, you would never.

• 8:41The Fat Electrician?

  Also how excited we were to receive a human skull.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  Be like, oh my God.

• 8:47The Fat Electrician?

  We started screaming, there's tally marks on it. There's tally marks on the back of it.

• 8:52Speaker 06

  And that was, that was the moment I realized, man, I've got great friends. This is the friend group I want to be a part of.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  As soon as we picked it up, we're like, should we like be recording this right now? It is not an actual skull.

• 9:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's 3D printed and it's really good.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  It's really good.

• 9:10Speaker 06

  If it was real and none of us or and we were never going to put footage of that on the internet, we would have had to like wrestle or draw straws for who was going to keep it.

• 9:19Speaker 02

  Well, I was, I was talking to Eli after it and I'm like, Eli, we both seen corpses before, like you, you were infantry. I, I did police things. I'm like, that, that looked fucking real, dude.

• 9:31The Fat Electrician?

  The other part, cause like you guys had it first and we were just kind of handing it down the line. So I didn't get to feel it yet, but I was already looking at all the painting on it and like all the painting is accurate. Like you did some homework on it because it's like the emblem on the forehead is the second marine division. That's the second marine raiders. And then the side it says gung ho, which is their slogan. Because they were founded by Carlson Evans, who like learned all his warfare stuff from guerrilla fighters in China. And he's the one that popularized gung ho in the English language because it means work together.

• 10:04Speaker 06

  I already find your, your historical segments to be very interesting. They are much more interesting when you're holding a

• 10:09The Fat Electrician?

  I know. To be or not to be, the paint job is historically accurate.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  My favorite picture is the, you remember the, the female sitting there looking at the skull that like her, her suitor sent her, you know what I'm talking about? Jamie, bring that picture up. She's just sitting there looking at it.

• 10:27Speaker 06

  That's a real thing. They would boil fucking skulls, the trophy skulls.

• 10:30The Fat Electrician?

  And send it back to their spouses.

• 10:32Speaker 06

  It's a real thing in the Pacific.

• 10:34The Fat Electrician?

  Back when chivalry was a thing.

• 10:36Speaker 03

  I guess not.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm drawing.

• 10:38The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I know. It was a thing where you would like send your sweetheart, the skull of another guy that you killed as a war trophy.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  That's real.

• 10:47Speaker 05

  Romantic, I would just gush. When did we?

• 10:49Speaker 03

  I'm no wrong.

• 10:50The Fat Electrician?

  I'm just saying, there's a direct correlation between the rise of Jody and when we quit sending skulls home.

• 10:58Speaker 05

  Does anybody know the legality of owning human remains in Texas? Cause I know it's illegal in Oregon. I was in jail with a dude who was in there for unlawful possession of human remains.

• 11:09Speaker 05

  Okay. So this dude was in there for, uh, three counts of unlawful possession of human remains. They found him with three different fingers and they ended up only, they reduced it to just two charges. Cause two of the fingers matched when they got the DNA back. The third one didn't match. Uh, so he got two felony charges for it, but he refused to tell them anything about it. Who they were, they didn't, it was. Well, that's the shady part. Yeah. Yeah. He would not tell them. And he was a, he was a.

• 11:39Speaker 05

  And a meth dealer. So I'm assuming that it was a collection sort of thing.

• 11:43Speaker 06

  Their mind fuck off is a wild statement to police about finding human body parts.

• 11:49Speaker 05

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  Ed, I don't know if you've heard of the Supreme Court case finders keepers.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  And you know, I always thought that the skull was real when we first saw it because it was so small. I figured it had to be Asian.

• 12:04Speaker 06

  Your honor, my client clearly does not fall under the provision of, uh, loser's leapers.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  And finders keepers would exonerate him of any wrongdoing.

• 12:12Speaker 06

  Of course.

• 12:15Speaker 05

  I love.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  You know what my favorite Supreme Court court case is? When you pull into your driveway, obviously you're at home base. So you can't be arrested.

• 12:25Speaker 03

  You have to say ali, ali oxen free though.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  If you don't say those words specifically, then you can still be arrested.

• 12:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I'm home. Why are you pulling me over?

• 12:32Speaker 03

  Mm hmm. I made it. This is my safe space.

• 12:35Speaker 05

  So can you do a whole high speed chase and peel into your driveway?

• 12:38The Fat Electrician?

  That's like grand theft auto. If you pull into the garage, the cops just.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  I've committed a lot of murders, but because I keep wrapping my car different colors, nobody's caught me.

• 12:50Speaker 05

  That's a good tip. Not Brandon Herrera.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  A vote for murder is a vote for Brandon Herrera.

• 12:57Speaker 06

  That, no.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  Jamie, cut that out.

• 13:02Speaker 06

  Now, I knew I would hate this bit immediately.

• 13:06Speaker 03

  Me too. That's why I love it.

• 13:10Speaker 06

  I'm like, oh, Rich has a gift. Oh.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  What's, what's that? The, um.

• 13:16Speaker 06

  Beware Greeks giving, uh, bringing gifts.

• 13:18Speaker 03

  That's true. There's that, but, um.

• 13:21Speaker 06

  You do look quite Greek right now.

• 13:23Speaker 03

  Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

• 13:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, doesn't feel like it.

• 13:26Speaker 03

  I want to be you.

• 13:29Speaker 06

  I'm gonna wear your skin. I'm gonna put your makeup on.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  If you don't let me do it, I'm gonna wear a bird.

• 13:34Speaker 06

  I'm gonna buy your skin like a cold. In Los Angeles.

• 13:38The Fat Electrician?

  Or in the ring.

• 13:39Speaker 06

  In the ring.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  In the ring.

• 13:39Speaker 06

  I'm literally going.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  No, in real life.

• 13:43The Fat Electrician?

  He like struggled to stay in character there, too.

• 13:45Speaker 06

  You're joking, right?

• 13:46The Fat Electrician?

  Cracking up.

• 13:47Speaker 06

  No. In real life.

• 13:50The Fat Electrician?

  Or in the ring.

• 13:52Speaker 06

  No, in real life.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  You, you are the two scariest looking fucking people.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  What did we do?

• 13:59The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, what did I do?

• 14:00Speaker 06

  It looks like you both make meth and run on illegal like 1%.

• 14:04The Fat Electrician?

  I look like I run, please.

• 14:08Speaker 06

  You ride in a 1%er motorcycle club.

• 14:11Speaker 05

  I mean, I, I'm not gonna say I haven't.

• 14:13Speaker 06

  Called the hell's Pringles.

• 14:14Speaker 05

  I haven't cooked meth in several years now.

• 14:16Speaker 02

  Like my, my favorite part is like sitting down at like we, we, you know, we, we go out to our breakfast and we come do the podcast, sitting down at breakfast, like what the poor little waiters look at us and they're like, what did these guys do? Like we got you guys and then, and then.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Well, we're both running for Congress.

• 14:36Speaker 06

  Why are we here at 10 o'clock on a Tuesday?

• 14:39The Fat Electrician?

  Pull up in different cars and Brandon has a Cybertruck and you've got your jacked up truck and everything. So you pull up in all these nice vehicles and we look like complete degenerates and you're wearing your drug dealer glasses like, and then we order.

• 14:53Speaker 05

  Teas and they're like, oh, this is clearly

• 14:55Speaker 02

  That was also the funniest picture I took of you guys. I haven't sent you have it JD. Have I showed you that picture?

• 15:00Speaker 05

  No.

• 15:01Speaker 02

  I took a picture of you guys like it's total hashtag girl moment.

• 15:05Speaker 06

  You guys are influencing.

• 15:06Speaker 05

  Oh, you got Zach in that. I feel like he felt bad. He didn't get in the arm loop.

• 15:12Speaker 02

  It was the sweetest thing.

• 15:16Speaker 03

  I was just trying to have a good time with my constituents.

• 15:20Speaker 05

  We had just gotten many pettys together.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Well, he can't vote.

• 15:22Speaker 05

  We're going to a poetry read.

• 15:26Speaker 03

  No, he's a Democrat. He can vote.

• 15:27Speaker 06

  I said, well, oh, there you go. That's fair.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 15:30Speaker 06

  Nick can't vote here. You just can't vote.

• 15:32Speaker 05

  I can vote.

• 15:33Speaker 06

  Really?

• 15:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 15:35Speaker 06

  Did that get restored?

• 15:36Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah. So like, it depends on where you live. It's funny how constitutional rights depend on where you live.

• 15:41Speaker 06

  Wild.

• 15:41Speaker 05

  Um, but in the state of Oregon, I have full voting rights.

• 15:45Speaker 06

  No shit.

• 15:45Speaker 05

  And, uh, the state of Florida, it's once you get off paper. It's a lot of people think felons can't vote nationwide, but like most states have either a path to restoration or you automatically get restored. Once you get off of paper. Uh, some, I think there's two states that let you vote while you're incarcerated.

• 16:03Speaker 06

  I know there were a couple of states like Virginia was trying to do it. Uh, it was kind of like as a, a plea to get more voters. It's like restoration of, uh, you know, uh, voting rights for felons and stuff like that. But at the time it was like a political manipulation. So like, I knew that that was possibly a thing, but I thought most places didn't.

• 16:19Speaker 05

  I'm not for sale, but I will vote for whoever the fuck restores my gun rights right now. I got you, G.

• 16:25Speaker 03

  But you have to restore them first because I'm a chaser.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  Vote for Brandon Herrera.

• 16:29Speaker 06

  Unironically, I do have a take about that. That pisses a lot of people off.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Let's hear it.

• 16:33Speaker 06

  My whole thing was, uh, cause people, oh, would you want, uh, you, you want felons to be able to own guns? Like, listen. First of all, I think there's a massive differentiation between nonviolent felon and violent felon. If you, you know, if you shot a guy while robbing a liquor store, this is a completely different conversation than tax fraud.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:52Speaker 06

  I feel like that's fairly reasonable, but on top of that, even when it comes to violent felons, if there, if you've, if you are considered so much of a danger to society that they feel like you can never be trusted with a weapon for the rest of your life. Why did we let you back into society?

• 17:09Speaker 05

  I feel the same way.

• 17:10Speaker 02

  My other question is, what did she do that she deserved that violent felony?

• 17:15Speaker 06

  Please take that wig off.

• 17:18Speaker 03

  Right? People are need to ask these questions to give them their gun. Right.

• 17:22Speaker 05

  What was she wearing? In the words of Detective High, what was she wearing? Obviously not body armor.

• 17:27Speaker 03

  Good thing he's out here.

• 17:29Speaker 06

  My god. Damn, Nick.

• 17:32Speaker 05

  Here's the thing, though, is.

• 17:33Speaker 06

  Now Brandon disappears.

• 17:35Speaker 05

  When I was an active criminal.

• 17:36Speaker 06

  Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. All of your favorite NBA players are black. I mean, back. I mean, both were right.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  I'm just waiting for Kade Cody to say it.

• 17:48Speaker 02

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• 17:49The Fat Electrician?

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• 18:01The Fat Electrician?

  What's that?

• 18:02Speaker 06

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• 18:03The Fat Electrician?

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• 18:04Speaker 05

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• 18:07The Fat Electrician?

  Hayden Pones bets?

• 18:09Speaker 05

  Correct.

• 18:10Speaker 06

  Now, something I do understand.

• 18:12Speaker 05

  You can't say that word.

• 18:13Speaker 06

  Understand?

• 18:14The Fat Electrician?

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• 18:17Speaker 05

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• 18:31Speaker 05

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• 18:31Speaker 06

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• 18:32Speaker 05

  Brandon just said Hope-NY, not Hope, New York.

• 18:35Speaker 06

  It's spelled H-O-P-E-N-Y.

• 18:37Speaker 05

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• 18:52The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 18:52Speaker 06

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• 18:55The Fat Electrician?

  God damn, this is one sentence.

• 18:58Speaker 06

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• 19:11The Fat Electrician?

  You can't win big if you don't bet big.

• 19:13Speaker 06

  Sun Tzu said that.

• 19:14Speaker 05

  When I was an active criminal, I always packed a pistol. I had a pistol on me all the, I've got one of the charges to prove it. Uh, most of my high-speed chases, I've been in 11 high-speed chases. Most of the time it was because like, I can't get caught with this gun. And this amount of dope. So I'm just trying to get that out the window and have the cops not see me throw it out the window. If I can turn the corner, get rid of that shit. I don't care about going to jail for a stolen car in a high speed chase. I'm with that shit.

• 19:39Speaker 06

  What a sentence.

• 19:40Speaker 05

  Now that I'm in recovery.

• 19:42The Fat Electrician?

  I bet JB has the coolest parades ever.

• 19:44Speaker 05

  I haven't owned a gun since I've been in recovery. Now that I'm law abiding. Uh, like when I was a criminal too, I loved the idea of gun control. Law abiding citizens can't have guns because I'm still gonna have it. I that. I don't want an even playing field.

• 19:59Speaker 06

  You're literally proof from the other side.

• 20:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 20:03Speaker 03

  And that's why I'm all about restoring gun rights for felons.

• 20:07Speaker 05

  A vote for Brandon Herrera gets me a pistol.

• 20:10Speaker 03

  I want more guns than this man's hand. Brandon Herrera.

• 20:15The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon's like.

• 20:18The Fat Electrician?

  Why, why does Rich, why?

• 20:19Speaker 06

  You know, here I was naive enough to think that my friends were gonna help make this easier for me.

• 20:24The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, you should see how hard we're gonna fuck Tony.

• 20:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:28Speaker 06

  If we're fucking you this hard.

• 20:29Speaker 05

  That's where the support comes from, bro.

• 20:31The Fat Electrician?

  You, you and Tony are in a cage fight, but you're locked in the ring with us.

• 20:35Speaker 05

  You should see the size of the strap on I bought for Tony.

• 20:38Speaker 06

  We're all gonna have violent felonies and not able to own firearms after this.

• 20:44The Fat Electrician?

  Like damn.

• 20:45Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 20:50The Fat Electrician?

  Brett, a vote for, a vote for making politicians scared is a vote for Brandon Herrera.

• 20:55Speaker 06

  Oh, we legitimately had a hat that, uh, that said that it was make politicians afraid again.

• 20:59The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, then something happened. What happened?

• 21:00Speaker 06

  So that was the crazy part because that in the context of why we made the hat and the shirt. That was something I genuinely believed in, but it was, it was in a metaphorical sense of like make them afraid for their job.

• 21:09The Fat Electrician?

  Or they'll lose their job. Yeah.

• 21:11Speaker 06

  That was the whole point. It's like make them afraid of, for, you know, for their positions so that they vote correctly. Entire point of my first run.

• 21:17The Fat Electrician?

  Well, did something happen that might've put like a wrench in that?

• 21:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was, uh, it happened in July of last year.

• 21:24The Fat Electrician?

  The fourth of July? And we still know nothing about the shooter. Weird.

• 21:27Speaker 06

  That's really crazy.

• 21:28Speaker 05

  You don't say.

• 21:29The Fat Electrician?

  That kid, he was like, uh, what's, pull up his IMBD. He was in a BlackRock commercial?

• 21:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, I believe he was.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  He had a cool shirt too.

• 21:36Speaker 06

  I won't say his name because again, fuck these people. Oh, the demo ranch shirt?

• 21:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 21:42Speaker 05

  At least it was demolition ranch. It's not an unsub shirt. I imagine he did that in a Brandon Herrera shirt. Nothing came out against him?

• 21:49The Fat Electrician?

  No, they, we know nothing about that guy.

• 21:51Speaker 05

  We know he was in a BlackRock commercial.

• 21:53The Fat Electrician?

  We know his name and he was in a BlackRock commercial.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  And he likes fish sticks.

• 22:00Speaker 05

  Huh, I didn't know any of that.

• 22:02The Fat Electrician?

  That's wild.

• 22:03Speaker 06

  What? What?

• 22:06Speaker 05

  Oh, God.

• 22:06Speaker 03

  Look at how malnourished that guy is. You know he loves fish sticks. Right?

• 22:12Speaker 05

  I heard there was an incident with some chicken tenders. That happened yesterday on a cruise ship.

• 22:17Speaker 03

  Do what?

• 22:18Speaker 05

  There was an incident on a cruise ship over chicken tenders. Speaking of delicious fried foods, there was a huge brawl that happened over a lack of chicken tenders.

• 22:28Speaker 03

  Understandable.

• 22:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  It is like that sometimes.

• 22:30Speaker 05

  Acts of violence for fried chicken is definitely a thing.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  All right, you know, and I'm really upset with the Asian community in doing that fight.

• 22:37Speaker 05

  How dare they?

• 22:38Speaker 03

  It was definitely them. It would not be any other group and then, and you know, and I hope that we can all heal from that.

• 22:44Speaker 05

  I love everyone. You are the active duty police officer and.

• 22:49Speaker 06

  You're the one whose comments on social media actually have a, a career.

• 22:53Speaker 05

  I know.

• 22:54Speaker 03

  I'm just saying, I love fried foods and I'm sure that the Asian people that did that are very sorry.

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• 23:31Speaker 05

  Am I wrong? Was it some other group of people?

• 23:34Speaker 06

  Speaking of which, I, I am very excited that we might have the actual roof Korean coming on the channel.

• 23:40Speaker 05

  Oh, that's gonna be awesome.

• 23:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, because we're talking about doing the Daewoo, uh, the Daewoo rifle that was used. Of course, like it's the famous picture, right on the rooftop in the LA riots from the actual roof Korean. And, uh, we invited him on the channel. You started talking with him. We invited him on and he's down.

• 23:55The Fat Electrician?

  Wasn't, didn't he post a video a couple of months ago where he was like walking down the sidewalk and he had like one of those fairly large Yeti, uh, like drinking vessels and it has like the little handle on the li- on the screw in lid and he had like three fingers through it and he was walking and like some protester went up and grabbed him and he just went wham and clocked him with it and you saw like the Yeti handle break off and it was dented.

• 24:22Speaker 06

  Did he really?

• 24:23The Fat Electrician?

  I, he posted the video. I thought it was him. I don't know if he was just reposting the video of somebody else, but like when I first caught it at a glance, I thought it was him that did it.

• 24:30Speaker 06

  Whoever did it was fucking baller as hell.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  They tried to take his echelon.

• 24:35Speaker 05

  You can dent a Yeti on a liberal skull?

• 24:39The Fat Electrician?

  He did.

• 24:40Speaker 06

  If a protester comes up and assault you, assaults you, they're no longer protesting. They're assaulting a fucking bystander.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  Well, that's life. If someone assaults you, you can hit them back.

• 24:50Speaker 05

  That's, I, I.

• 24:50Speaker 06

  Oh, you're a protester? Oh, in that case, do what you want all the time.

• 24:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:54Speaker 05

  I got called a racist because I put out a shirt that says you loot, we shoot, which is a, a very famous Florida thing. Like DeSantis will come out before natural disasters. Grady Judd comes out before natural disasters and says, hey, if this hurricane hits and uh, you break into people's houses, they have the right to shoot you. This is a you loot, we shoot state. And so I put a, a alligator head on this bitch.

• 25:15The Fat Electrician?

  You guys tell me, is this a hit play? The caption is mostly peaceful water bottle.

• 25:20Speaker 05

  Mostly peaceful water.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  It looks like him.

• 25:22Speaker 06

  Oh, I think that's him.

• 25:23Speaker 05

  Boom.

• 25:24The Fat Electrician?

  Ooh.

• 25:24Speaker 05

  Snap two of them.

• 25:27Speaker 02

  Turn the volume up.

• 25:28Speaker 06

  Piece of shit.

• 25:31Speaker 05

  Oh, that sound.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  I want to play that thonk again.

• 25:36Speaker 05

  I'm pretty sure that sound is one of the, the drum sounds in a Slipknot song.

• 25:39Speaker 06

  Piece of shit. Here it comes. Yo, yo, yo. We need to edit that into like, uh, Phil Collins.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  I can feel it hitting my skull tonight.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  Well, that goes into what we're talking about. We talk about sometimes like there's so many young men out there who have never been bonked in the face before.

• 26:04Speaker 05

  God damn it.

• 26:04Speaker 06

  Yep. By the time you turn 18, you need to have been punched in the face.

• 26:07Speaker 05

  I think that it should be mandatory. Can a vote for Brandon Herrera is a vote for getting punched in the man pleaser before you turn 18, gentlemen.

• 26:15Speaker 03

  Punching juveniles is pro Brandon Herrera.

• 26:19Speaker 06

  God damn it.

• 26:20The Fat Electrician?

  Have we considered if you just started sending out mailers that you're gonna abolish cycling in District 23?

• 26:27Speaker 06

  We, I have a story.

• 26:30Speaker 06

  For one, as a congressman, you can't do that just like district to district. So that's more like state like legislature where you do it in, you know, Texas. I know that's a very boring answer. But we did talk to a state legislator at one point about making laws a little bit more lenient against cyclists for some very specific things because my god.

• 26:49The Fat Electrician?

  Cyclists or the people that hit them with their cars?

• 26:51Speaker 06

  Oh, those people.

• 26:54Speaker 05

  The heroes of the story.

• 26:56Speaker 06

  Well, cause here's, here's my problem. How many times have you rounded a corner, especially up in like the hill country and shit like that? And there's a cluster of cyclists in the middle of the fucking road where like if you're going the speed limit on that road, it is very hard to slow down in time.

• 27:10The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, as somebody that doesn't live here, if you've never been to Texas, it is dark as here at night. There is like, if you get off the main highway, there is no street lights and like I'm from the Midwest. So all the roads are cement colored and here they're black. So it's, it is dark, dark out. If you're fucking cycling at dusk or night, like it's not, by the time I see you, even if I am paying attention, it might be too late.

• 27:36Speaker 06

  Or in the direction of the sun or something like that. It's scary. I would never do it.

• 27:40The Fat Electrician?

  Right.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Well, they, they put their little flashers sometimes, like they don't do it all the time. They put their little flashers on the back of their bikes. But yeah, when I'm coming around a curve, I have to slam on my brakes and I'm like, holy shit, almost killed a man.

• 27:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 27:54The Fat Electrician?

  And the speed limits here are crazy. We've talked about the speed limits here before. It's like, there's residential neighborhoods and shit where it's like 30 foot driveways and the speed limit is 55 miles an hour on a road that does this.

• 28:06Speaker 06

  I mean, west Texas is basically the Autobahn on the highways. If, if you're going, like the speed limit is like 80 miles an hour. And if you're going 80, you'll get nasty looks. Cause there's, there's nothing. It's just empty fucking.

• 28:19Speaker 03

  When we went out.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  The left lanes for crime.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  When we went out to drive tanks, uh, headed out there and Oklahoma are the only two places I've seen eighty five mile an hour speed limit signs.

• 28:27Speaker 06

  Literally eighty five. Which means ten and then you have to do ten over that just to be going the speed limit.

• 28:33Speaker 05

  Like what, what's the point of even having a high speed chase with that type of a speed limit, bro? There's.

• 28:38Speaker 06

  That's just called traffic.

• 28:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 28:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. You, when you first came out and visited, you were going eighty and the cop's like, oh.

• 28:46Speaker 05

  Yeah. I was like, oh shit, a cop's coming past me.

• 28:50Speaker 05

  I'm, I'm going nine over flew past me and looked at me like I was a idiot like.

• 28:54Speaker 06

  Which is, it's kind of a fucking necessity though. Cause out there, there's like, there's miles and miles between even an exit. Like it's just nothing. It is flat and empty.

• 29:04Speaker 03

  Desert.

• 29:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 29:05Speaker 03

  That's why when I go and become your congressman, I'm going to allow people to go as fast as they want with at least one alcoholic beverage in their car.

• 29:12Speaker 06

  That's not true.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  Also ban cyclists, Brandon.

• 29:15Speaker 03

  I'm also going to allow people to hit cyclists with the proper brush guards and taxes. That's how I'm going to keep this state tax free by taxing bumper guards for cyclists.

• 29:24Speaker 06

  Reminder, Richard High is not on the ballot.

• 29:27Speaker 03

  Real Brandon Herrera supports this message. No, not real. Not real Brandon Herrera supports this message.

• 29:33Speaker 05

  I love Sheriff Chitwood in Florida, but have you guys seen how many times that dude has been hit on his bike? He's an avid cyclist. He's been hit three times. The last time a girl was just texting while driving and he, there was right here is the bike path. Then here's the road and he's in the road and she smashed him, bro. And then drove off.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  And yet he still hasn't learned.

• 29:55Speaker 05

  No, I think he's still do. I'm pretty sure he's still doing it. She's in prison for like for ever, bro. But yeah.

• 30:01Speaker 06

  That wig has to be getting hot.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  You see my new.

• 30:03Speaker 06

  It's very itchy.

• 30:05Speaker 05

  Cyclists don't go to heaven. Yes.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  I forgot to put on the hairnet and it's directly against my scalp. I'm pretty sure this is China mites all over it. You know, the kind that would have been in that skull.

• 30:19Speaker 06

  Richard has asbestos poisoning.

• 30:20Speaker 05

  I heard Tony Gonzalez is an avid biker and he even shaves his legs so that he can go faster.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  This is true. We were talking about this, this morning. Um, I did a video recently about, uh, a dude named Gary Peacock. And.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  I'm sorry. What was his last name?

• 30:36Speaker 02

  Cuck? It's Peacock.

• 30:37Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Like that unfortunate guy. A vote for Tony Gonzalez is a vote for peacocks.

• 30:44Speaker 02

  This little teenager like gives him the right of way, pulls around him, but he follows the teenager back to the skit. Like the teenager was going to the skate park. He follows the teenager back to the skate park. And he like closes the teenager's door and like holds him in there. And he's like, you didn't give me the enough, enough room to pass. You didn't give me enough room to pass. It's like, it was, it's the craziest shit like.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  He calls the cops.

• 31:09Speaker 02

  We need to arm teenagers. He calls nine one one, the peacock dude does, and he's like, you need to come here right now. He didn't give me enough room to pass. And it's wild because the teenager's really chill about it. He's just like, yeah, yeah. Like what the are you so mad about, man?

• 31:24Speaker 06

  I don't think he even did anything.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  Cranky. He didn't do anything wrong.

• 31:27Speaker 03

  He called the old man cranky.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:30Speaker 03

  It's such a slur for people over sixty. Like, oh, you're cranky.

• 31:34Speaker 06

  My favorite is this is why your kids don't come to Thanksgiving.

• 31:38Speaker 02

  Well, the, the old man, he was wearing like the, the tights and he had this giant ass helmet on. His four thousand dollar probably bike.

• 31:47Speaker 06

  They ticketed him. The police did.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, they, yeah, they ticketed him.

• 31:50Speaker 03

  Thank God.

• 31:51Speaker 02

  They're like, you're being a dickhead.

• 31:52The Fat Electrician?

  If he held the door shut, he should be charged with kidnapping, in my opinion.

• 31:56Speaker 06

  We were just talking about that this morning.

• 31:57Speaker 02

  That's what we were talking about. It's like, it should be false imprisonment.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  In District twenty three, you'll be allowed to abduct and hold people against their riding bikes.

• 32:06Speaker 02

  No.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  Not real Brandon Herrera approves this message.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  Abducts more vice lists.

• 32:13Speaker 06

  Did nobody pass fourth grade civics as to where you think a congressman's jurisdiction is?

• 32:18Speaker 03

  I've never driven a civic.

• 32:22Speaker 03

  American made for not real Brandon Herrera.

• 32:26Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 32:27The Fat Electrician?

  I'm always blown away by like the comment sections on videos like that because there was one the other day where there's like road rage and this dude like pulls up and cuts this dude off and slams on the brakes in the middle of the road and like forces him to stop his car and gets out and starts storming towards his truck. And this guy pulls a gun out, doesn't get out of the car, but sticks the gun out the window, says, get the fuck back in your car right now. And the dude like. And goes and gets back in his car and fucks off. And the whole comment section is like, wow, you think it's appropriate to just pull a gun on somebody because?

• 32:56Speaker 05

  Yes, yes.

• 32:58The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, what? Like, that's the best out. What'd you want him to do? Get out and duke it out with the guy and one of them smacks their head on the concrete and fucking dies? Like, it completely defused the entire situation.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  People don't realize how fast you can die in like, I get hit in the jaw. I get knocked out, my head slams against the concrete. That fucking dead. I hit this person wrong and they just died. That's happened multiple times.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  That's a big thing that's been going on online for a while now, too, is if someone breaks into your house, should you be able to shoot them?

• 33:26Speaker 05

  Yes, yes. Fuck yes. If somebody's attempting to break into your house, you should be able to shoot. Open my door. Pew pew pew.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  Is that, well, people like to argue, too. They say, is my life worth more than your property? Like, yes, my property is worth more than your fucking life.

• 33:42The Fat Electrician?

  That's not the question. You asked that question to yourself before you broke into my house and you decided my shit was worth your life.

• 33:48Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 33:49The Fat Electrician?

  That's a you thing, not a me thing.

• 33:50Speaker 06

  On top of that, my property is worth more than the life of somebody that would endanger me and my family to take my property.

• 33:56Speaker 05

  I assume if you come in my house, you're trying to kill my wife and my dog, and I will make you dead for that.

• 34:02The Fat Electrician?

  So this is like, on Twitter right now, I was reading it this morning, there's a dude in Canada that's getting, going through court right now, getting charged with murder because he shot someone that broke into his house. And they're saying, well, he was just there to steal stuff.

• 34:17Speaker 02

  How would you know that?

• 34:18The Fat Electrician?

  That's the biggest thing for me.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  How would I even make that risk?

• 34:21The Fat Electrician?

  You need to determine what his intent. Like, I don't have time to psychoanalyze some dude that just woke me up by breaking the fucking window. Like, I'm assuming the worst.

• 34:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:30The Fat Electrician?

  Like, fuck off.

• 34:31Speaker 05

  Well, you're talking about Canada and they, they had a press release to leave your key fob outside your house so that people can just take your car so they don't end up hurting you or you having to hurt them, too.

• 34:41Speaker 06

  No. If I wake up in the middle of the night and you are in my house, sorry, your life is now on the table. Just like I almost shot Connor last night, and that would have been perfectly justified.

• 34:51The Fat Electrician?

  Absolutely. That's why in District 23, you're allowed to shoot anybody in your house, regardless of if they're there legally or not. Shooting people in your house should be everybody's right.

• 35:01Speaker 06

  No.

• 35:02The Fat Electrician?

  Not Bill Brennan, Herrera.

• 35:04Speaker 02

  God bless Merk.

• 35:07Speaker 06

  I live alone, fuck.

• 35:08The Fat Electrician?

  So on the plus side, if you did accidentally shoot him, there's like a 0% chance you were getting a headshot.

• 35:14Speaker 05

  We have two people with law enforcement expertise here.

• 35:17Speaker 03

  It's cuz.

• 35:19Speaker 06

  And Connor's giving the finger.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  District 23, we are only going to make seven and a quarter hats and larger. People with Tanya heads aren't real people. They can go back to Indiana, wherever they came from, in their busted Jeep Wranglers or Ford Focuses or Rangers. Also, District 23 will take over Canada when I'm elected.

• 35:41Speaker 06

  I will say that is literally polar opposite side of the country.

• 35:46Speaker 05

  With two people that have law enforcement.

• 35:48Speaker 06

  Could not get farther away.

• 35:50Speaker 03

  Yes, but it will be District 23 and a half and no voting rights for Canadians. I'm not real Brandon Herrera and I support this message.

• 35:58The Fat Electrician?

  Not real Brandon Herrera, Canada will henceforth be known as Cold, Cold Texas.

• 36:03Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 36:04Speaker 06

  We already named them Snow Mexicans.

• 36:06Speaker 02

  The Frostbacks.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's it. We will drop off banjos and Garth Brooks just to wean them into our way of life.

• 36:17The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my God, it's the perfect jeans.

• 36:19Speaker 06

  Right? I can leave.

• 36:22The Fat Electrician?

  Get on his shoulders.

• 36:23Speaker 06

  Up here, big boy.

• 36:25The Fat Electrician?

  Try the perfect jeans out his earmuffs. How perfect are they?

• 36:28Speaker 03

  Feels like the perfect jeans.

• 36:30The Fat Electrician?

  They're so flexible. I'm fat. I can actually do squats on them. Usually it's an issue. I'm not kidding.

• 36:37Speaker 06

  I'm picturing you do squat, doing squats in the gym with these jeans.

• 36:40The Fat Electrician?

  I could. Dude, they are like.

• 36:45Speaker 06

  Eli's just mugging on the audience right now.

• 36:48The Fat Electrician?

  Finn, make my dick talk.

• 36:51The Fat Electrician?

  Now you're watching the ad and pant season is almost here. It's always pant season if you're a adult.

• 36:57Speaker 06

  It's August in Texas. We're all wearing jeans.

• 36:59The Fat Electrician?

  The perfect jeans.

• 37:00Speaker 04

  That's right. Today we're talking about the perfect jean. Brandon, how'd my jeans feel on your neck?

• 37:06Speaker 06

  Feels like I need to talk to HR.

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• 37:16The Fat Electrician?

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• 38:11Speaker 02

  JD, what were you saying?

• 38:12Speaker 05

  So from a criminal's perspective, I want to know if you guys have ever heard this. I need you for a second, Rich. Sit that beautiful ass back down for one second.

• 38:21Speaker 03

  Sexual harassment will be allowed in District 23.

• 38:24Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 38:25Speaker 02

  Dark Brandon, sit back down.

• 38:31Speaker 03

  I'm not black.

• 38:33Speaker 05

  From a criminal's experience, if somebody breaks in your house during the day, they're probably there to steal your shit. If somebody breaks in your house at night, they're probably there for you, not your shit.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  That makes sense.

• 38:43Speaker 05

  Most criminals, so most states, it's an elevated charge if it's an occupied dwelling.

• 38:48Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 38:49Speaker 05

  So like a lot of criminals' worst fear is that they break into a house while they think nobody's home. And then all of a sudden, it's like this elevated felony where they can do 15 years instead of like three years for breaking in, trying to steal a flat screen TV or whatever dastardly shit they're doing. And you know, somebody's asleep in the house and they wake up and it's like, oh, now it's a 15 year charge. Have you guys ever heard that that statement?

• 39:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 39:13The Fat Electrician?

  No, but it makes complete sense.

• 39:14Speaker 03

  In New York state, it doesn't matter if there's somebody that's in the residence or not, you're still breaking into a dwelling. The dwelling is what makes it a felony. Not that, not the individual. Did I read you incorrect? Did I hear that incorrectly?

• 39:25Speaker 05

  Is it a higher felony for if it's an occupied dwelling?

• 39:29Speaker 03

  No, but I will say this, when it comes out over the air, instead of, hey, there's a, there's a burglary in progress. Well, they'll say it's a burglary in progress, but they could also say it's a home invasion.

• 39:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  If you're like in, I think in South Carolina where I policed at, it's a, it's a higher thing because it's a home invasion. If people are occupying the dwelling at the time.

• 39:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's considered like a violent crime if there's somebody there.

• 39:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:52Speaker 05

  At least in Oregon, it becomes a measure 11. So that's like a mandatory 70 to 90 months, day for day, no good time, no earned time.

• 39:59Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 39:59The Fat Electrician?

  I know Texas at night is when you have pretty much open rain to shoot them. In or out, it switches from daytime to nighttime, I think even in the front yard, right?

• 40:10Speaker 06

  I believe so, but I mean honestly.

• 40:18Speaker 03

  The curtilage, if they're in your curtilage, that's what they call the front yard.

• 40:22Speaker 06

  What does bone density have to do with this?

• 40:24Speaker 05

  That's what I was thinking.

• 40:26The Fat Electrician?

  That's what, so it is, that's the.

• 40:27Speaker 03

  I, I think in Texas, you can just shoot people.

• 40:31Speaker 06

  It's a really good term.

• 40:32Speaker 05

  I like it here, I wanna move here.

• 40:34The Fat Electrician?

  Curtilage is like the adjacent thing connected to your house that's still like your property or whatever.

• 40:39Speaker 06

  It's like castle doctrine, expand that to it's within my moat.

• 40:42Speaker 03

  Oh, that's the worst part. There are some states in the United States where you have a duty to retreat. Yeah. Out of, out of your residence.

• 40:49Speaker 06

  It's fucking crazy.

• 40:50Speaker 03

  You have to run out of your house. If, if there's an option for you to get out of your house, you have to do that.

• 40:55Speaker 05

  Even if it's a window in some instances.

• 40:57Speaker 03

  You're supposed to attempt to, cause New York state is one of those duty to retreat states. So you're supposed to attempt if you can. Hmm, I'm not, I've got, hey, you broke in my house, there's all my shit, there's weapons in the home. Regardless or not, if they're locked up and there's also, you know, my property, like my wife, so I will shoot you.

• 41:18Speaker 06

  What's, what's fucking crazy though is if you have, let's say you have two kids in the house or something on the opposite side. And you have homeboy breaks in in the middle, master bedroom, kids bedrooms.

• 41:29Speaker 03

  Can you shoot the kids?

• 41:30Speaker 06

  Are you supposed to retreat? God damn it.

• 41:32Speaker 03

  In district 23, you're absolutely allowed to shoot felons when they're in between you and your loved ones. So yeah, that would be.

• 41:39Speaker 06

  Actually, yeah.

• 41:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:41Speaker 06

  That's the first thing you said so far, I'm like, alright.

• 41:45The Fat Electrician?

  Put that on all the Venn diagram, Brandon and Dark Brandon, get along.

• 41:49Speaker 05

  As the only felon at the table, I thoroughly expect to get shot if I get caught in somebody's house.

• 41:54Speaker 06

  Oh God, please come over.

• 41:58Speaker 06

  I don't think it works if you invite the felon.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Not in district 23.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  Oh, man, I just want another stateside kill.

• 42:09Speaker 06

  Another one? All right, influencer.

• 42:13Speaker 05

  Have you killed anyone stateside?

• 42:15Speaker 02

  He's influenced him.

• 42:16Speaker 05

  That you can talk about on the internet?

• 42:18Speaker 03

  I already did.

• 42:19Speaker 05

  Okay. Officer involved shooting?

• 42:21Speaker 03

  No, no, he's decided to check out.

• 42:24Speaker 05

  Oh, nice. Excellent.

• 42:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, he did the self-scan.

• 42:28Speaker 05

  Yep, I love it.

• 42:30Speaker 05

  If you run on this, I'm moving a fuck, I'm buying a house here so that I can fucking vote for you if we can get disposal boxes.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  Do you know how many Disney adults are gonna be over some Texas guy's shoulder? And be like, where do I put them?

• 42:42Speaker 06

  Dude, the shirt you were wearing on the podcast the other day was like that, where it was like, kill your local and like the guy on the ground who was wearing a fucking Disney shirt.

• 42:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, the, the Hells Angels sent that to me.

• 42:52Speaker 06

  What a, what a wild.

• 42:53Speaker 05

  One of their merch shirts.

• 42:54Speaker 06

  What a wild flex.

• 42:55Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  Coded.

• 43:00Speaker 03

  It's processing in Cody's head, he's like.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  No, so some people try to defend the, the stuff sometimes. It's like, what an odd thing to say.

• 43:09Speaker 06

  What, it's a, it's a crazy self-report.

• 43:11Speaker 05

  What a fucked up way to say, check my hard drive. Put me in the wood chipper.

• 43:15Speaker 02

  And we, we have politicians to this day who still like, try to defend those people online, like, what they call them, minor attracted people?

• 43:23Speaker 06

  Minor attracted persons.

• 43:25Speaker 03

  Dude, the Roblox video is insane. I didn't, I didn't realize it was that bad until Meets, Papa Meets video on it. Holy shit. Their replies to that?

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• 44:04Speaker 05

  Dude, it just keeps getting worse and worse. Every day it gets more fucked up. And this started way before Schlep. It just got, Schlep got it big, but they, they sued Ruben Sims. They tried to, he beat them.

• 44:16Speaker 03

  The CEO, the CEO's responses.

• 44:19Speaker 05

  Is what's fucking wild when they

• 44:20Speaker 03

  When they decided it'd be a good idea to open up a dating app inside the children's game that's accused of Oh, yeah. That's their new thing. Their new plan. They're they're trying to get a dating app going in Roblox. The The thing that's marketed as a children's game is heavily criticized for having

• 44:36Speaker 02

  Half of all children under sixteen play Roblox right now in the United States.

• 44:41Speaker 06

  Do they have ID verification on this app?

• 44:44Speaker 03

  No.

• 44:44Speaker 02

  No, God, no.

• 44:45Speaker 05

  No, absolutely. That would be unconstitutional and it would ruin their profit margins. They can't do that.

• 44:49Speaker 03

  Did you watch the pop and meet one yet?

• 44:51Speaker 06

  I haven't seen any of this yet. I've been off the internet for a while, like in that regard.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  The board is what is wild in the statements they release. They're like, well, we have talked with the board and our numbers are fine. So we don't see the issue here. They just go directly off their stock.

• 45:07Speaker 06

  Numbers are fine.

• 45:07Speaker 03

  They only care about their margins and they put that forward. That is their public facing forward image is that and they state that it is fucking wild.

• 45:16Speaker 06

  Well, I I had people in my comments who are like, damn, don't not talking about shootings right now. He's going after this because it's a serious issue. Consider that now two lists I'm interested in running on the Epstein list and the Roblox list because what the fuck is that all about?

• 45:31Speaker 05

  Actively, that CEO is actively creating an army of Luigi Mangione's at the moment. Every word that comes out of his mouth, people are like, hmm, I have a unibrow.

• 45:40Speaker 03

  Dude, it where are some of the statements? It was the statements that really

• 45:45Speaker 05

  It's crazy. They're so fucking out of pocket that they tried to sue a YouTuber that was like I think nineteen at the time and he's just got like one point one million and he was just exposing what's going on on Roblox and they sued him to stop him. And he beat their ass in court with they're an eighty nine billion dollar corporation and this little YouTuber won. He's a gangster. I fucking love him.

• 46:06Speaker 06

  Eighty nine billion.

• 46:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:08Speaker 03

  They were running it. Oh, the tax. Did you see their tax problem too? He had that claimed as a small business.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Eighty nine billion.

• 46:16Speaker 05

  Compared to who? Russia?

• 46:17Speaker 03

  With a B?

• 46:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  Billion.

• 46:19Speaker 02

  How many countries have a smaller GDP than ninety billion?

• 46:23Speaker 03

  As Papa Me says, you have Robux. You have a dollar currency system in your game. You are not a small business at all.

• 46:32Speaker 05

  And people are using those Robux to pay kids that are meeting On the app to meet them on Snap and send them child. Then they're using those pictures to sext or the kids into doing more and more disgusting and grotesque things like with their younger siblings and household pets. The stories that are coming out of what's happened on Roblox is mind boggling.

• 46:54Speaker 06

  And what are their preventative measures? Like, what are they doing about this?

• 46:58Speaker 03

  Cody, go.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  No, that's the thing. They so they we I think we talked about it shortly on one of the podcasts we had the other day. They they have like separate like chat rooms set up. Where some of them are a simulator for going into a public restroom with a grown man. And there's like you have all these all these YouTubers who are exposing that and it's like. Why if if I can find this as someone who just started a new account? Why can't the Roblox security team or whatever the fuck they have running over there? Why can't they go in there and just delete all these rooms? Delete the the the I IP addresses of everyone who's in those rooms immediately.

• 47:41Speaker 06

  I would say not only would I delete them, but I turn over the people involved to the Fed.

• 47:46Speaker 05

  Now, watch, watch. People exposing it.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  Yep, watch.

• 47:49The Fat Electrician?

  Testimony of former Roblox employees choosing shareholder interests over children's safety. And when asked about their approach to child safety, he said, quote, you have to make a decision, right? You can keep your players safe, then there'd be less of them on the platform. Or you just let them do what they want to do, and then the numbers all look good and the investors will be happy.

• 48:07Speaker 06

  Jesus fucking Christ.

• 48:08Speaker 03

  Roblox statement.

• 48:09The Fat Electrician?

  That that is what we like to call just downright evil behavior.

• 48:15Speaker 06

  The fuck?

• 48:16Speaker 03

  Thank you, Hunter.

• 48:18Speaker 06

  Bro.

• 48:18Speaker 03

  Eighty five billion. Ready for this? Out of one hundred ninety six countries, only sixty eight make about one hundred billion and over. So one hundred and twenty eight countries, Roblox makes more GDP than one hundred and twenty eight countries.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  And their total would they they had like a two point five billion player like active? A what now? Two point five billion players in the game.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  It's several million a day active players.

• 48:49Speaker 05

  What was the country that just banned them?

• 48:52Speaker 03

  So there's been a few that have tried to or have banned three hundred and eighty. Million monthly active with a total.

• 49:03Speaker 03

  Eighty-five million daily, daily eighty-five million.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  Yep. Like I was saying earlier, ha- half of all kids under sixteen play Roblox in the United States.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  That is.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 49:17Speaker 03

  And then they're just like, eh, we don't care. Let them do what they want.

• 49:20The Fat Electrician?

  If you're.

• 49:20Speaker 05

  China, Turkey.

• 49:21The Fat Electrician?

  If you're marketing as a children's thing, why would you even allow something?

• 49:24Speaker 05

  Fucking Qatar and Kuwait banned them, but we've just got them chilling over here.

• 49:30Speaker 03

  They also banned women's rights. So I mean, maybe they're on a.

• 49:32The Fat Electrician?

  Why would you, why would you even allow something called public shower or public restroom simulator on a children's?

• 49:38Speaker 05

  Why would you allow Escape to Epstein's Island or Diddy Party Room on there?

• 49:42Speaker 06

  If they're, if they're aware that this sort of activity is happening on their platform, why would they not be actively working with? Yeah. Why would they not be actively, actively working with, don't hurt the skull? Why would they not be actively working with the FBI to try to make sure these people are caught so their platform's safe?

• 50:01Speaker 03

  I mean, because the margins, right? I'm not gonna lie.

• 50:04Speaker 06

  Margins on can't be that fucking good.

• 50:06Speaker 03

  That's what, that's, that's.

• 50:07Speaker 06

  Aside from the fucking blatantly evil perspective of thinking that that matters.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  What if they know that they're and therefore they charge them more for stuff and they're making more money off of? Escape to Epstein's Island.

• 50:20Speaker 05

  The picture is literally Epstein chasing a screaming child through what looks like hell.

• 50:26Speaker 03

  Um, technically that's not a child. It's a Roblox person. We don't know what age they are. All right. It could be a five thousand year old dragon girl.

• 50:33The Fat Electrician?

  God, what is that called? Where they do that?

• 50:35Speaker 03

  Lolly shit. It's lolly something.

• 50:37The Fat Electrician?

  Disgusting.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, district twenty-three will take away perfect, or not perfect, pervy anime. Well, that was a Freudian.

• 50:43Speaker 02

  That was a, yeah.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  Richard, do you have anything to tell us? I really like tentacle.

• 50:50Speaker 02

  Hey, you wanna borrow my ghost bed pillow? Does it smell like you? Yes.

• 50:57The Fat Electrician?

  Do you feel that cooling technology?

• 50:59Speaker 02

  It's definitely not a hot pillow.

• 51:01Speaker 06

  I gotta get out of here.

• 51:02The Fat Electrician?

  Give me my pillow. I'm the one that has to sleep here. You guys have your own houses and your own pillows. Quit touching it.

• 51:09Speaker 06

  All right, real question. Can the gang do a pillow fight?

• 51:12The Fat Electrician?

  Not with these.

• 51:13Speaker 06

  A slow motion pillow fight?

• 51:15The Fat Electrician?

  No, they're heavy. It'll hurt.

• 51:17Speaker 06

  Are they really?

• 51:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, they're premium. Dude, that would actually suck.

• 51:20Speaker 06

  Actually, I don't think I'd want to get smacked with that.

• 51:22The Fat Electrician?

  I'm swinging it hard, okay? Your son, you walk up and just tee off on your kid? If I smack you with this, you're gonna be a ghost. And get this, they're built to last with a 20-year warranty and they have a three-month free trial period. What do they do with all the used mattresses that get returned? Not black lights.

• 51:41Speaker 02

  They have a complete sleep setup.

• 51:42The Fat Electrician?

  For spooky sex. Boo.

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• 51:51The Fat Electrician?

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• 52:02Speaker 02

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• 52:33Speaker 06

  I introduced JD to JT.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  Oh, nice.

• 52:37Speaker 06

  Very nice.

• 52:37Speaker 02

  JT was over there cooking sex.

• 52:39The Fat Electrician?

  Got to meet Caleb, now there's another one in our red beard. Tattooed man.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  Giant tattooed man.

• 52:44The Fat Electrician?

  The largest of the boys with the sweetest of the voices.

• 52:48Speaker 06

  I forgot his name today when I was telling the story in Nick's car and I called him Cupid. And I was just like, that seems super appropriate, just for how sweet his voice is and how big he is, to just imagine him with like tiny, tiny wings just floating.

• 53:03The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, man, you guys should hang out. You guys want tiny wine?

• 53:06Speaker 03

  Hey, just

• 53:09Speaker 03

  With a boat.

• 53:10Speaker 05

  He really is the nicest guy.

• 53:11Speaker 02

  No, he's one of the nicest people I've ever met in my life, but god damn, is he not a scary?

• 53:17Speaker 05

  Oh, fuck yeah.

• 53:19Speaker 03

  If a boulder from the Neverending Story people, it like got up and was just like, how you doing? You want to lift everything? So be like Caleb?

• 53:29Speaker 06

  I feel like, cause you guys, you know, JD, Nick and Caleb all together, just like the Viking, like jacked tattooed guys.

• 53:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't look like the TV show Vikings. We look like the Vikings from How to Train Your Dragon.

• 53:45Speaker 06

  You guys should all.

• 53:47Speaker 06

  You guys should all start a podcast. There's not enough of those guys who look like that.

• 53:51Speaker 03

  You guys look like the army reservists that are like.

• 53:56Speaker 05

  And that's another one. My, my buddy Nate Valhalla VFT. He's big, red beard, tattooed, lethal.

• 54:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's not enough bearded white guys doing podcasts these days.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  This is true.

• 54:08The Fat Electrician?

  We need way more.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 54:09The Fat Electrician?

  So many more.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  Oh, you don't really count?

• 54:12The Fat Electrician?

  No, no. Brown person, brown person.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  That's a good brown person beard though. But that's because he has some Eastern European in him. My, this is all I can grow. This is like eight years in the work.

• 54:23Speaker 06

  I think that's the Asian DNA.

• 54:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 54:26Speaker 05

  You know, we can get you some stem cell therapy for that. If you just rub it on your face.

• 54:30Speaker 06

  Will you grow out?

• 54:31Speaker 03

  Will you just grow out just this part right here?

• 54:35Speaker 03

  I can see how long I can get this.

• 54:37The Fat Electrician?

  Get the Kung Fu handlebars.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  Babies in half and just like.

• 54:42Speaker 03

  Cracked babies.

• 54:43The Fat Electrician?

  You boxing with the Kung Fu handlebars would be so much more cool.

• 54:48Speaker 06

  Honestly.

• 54:50Speaker 06

  Eli, Eli, for the bit, you have to get the fucking.

• 54:53Speaker 03

  Just grow these out.

• 54:55Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 54:56Speaker 03

  I'll try. Yes.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Do you remember the South Park episode? Hackman? When they were talking about stem cells?

• 55:03Speaker 03

  Yes. Oh, yeah.

• 55:04Speaker 02

  He's cracking the babies and.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  Who?

• 55:06Speaker 02

  Harping them up.

• 55:07Speaker 03

  Who was it? Um, Reeves. Superman. Yeah. Yeah. Christopher Reeves. That's him in the episode.

• 55:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta crack them and just rub them.

• 55:14Speaker 05

  Is that the one where Cartman had 37 aborted fetuses in his backyard?

• 55:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:19Speaker 06

  Is that the episode where he tried to like clone the Del Taco?

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Yes, with, with.

• 55:24Speaker 06

  With stem cells?

• 55:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:27Speaker 03

  I didn't.

• 55:27Speaker 05

  Even know that I don't remember that part.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  Has anybody watched the new South Park ones? They're like all shitting on Trump.

• 55:32Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  I've seen like bad reviews for them, but it's all like super right leaning like pod like accounts on Twitter.

• 55:39Speaker 05

  Right.

• 55:39Speaker 03

  So I'm really like grain of salt. Like it's probably still funny. I just haven't had time to watch them.

• 55:43Speaker 05

  Hilarious.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  They're great.

• 55:44Speaker 05

  They're very equal on that. They've been very transparent. They make fun of everyone equally.

• 55:49Speaker 06

  Eh, I wouldn't say equally, but they do make fun of both. Like it's definitely, they're, they're definitely more left leaning, which like it's fine.

• 55:55Speaker 02

  Did they ever shit on our last president for falling down and just like being a geriatric?

• 56:00Speaker 06

  Really? No, like I, I even tried to look for it and I was like, damn, son of a bitch.

• 56:04Speaker 05

  I don't think they ever actually directly did Biden, but uh.

• 56:07Speaker 06

  Or Kamala.

• 56:08Speaker 05

  But they definitely have made fun of the whole woke culture.

• 56:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:11Speaker 05

  And all of that, you know what I'm saying? They just didn't go specifically as hard as they're going on Trump, J D Vance. I mean, they're, there's definitely a fire in their ass about that. And the end of the first episode of the season where they get an A I Trump. And they're doing, they, part of the thing is Trump sued them, right? Because they said something bad about him and he's just runs around suing everybody with his tiny penis out and trying to fuck Satan in the ass. And uh, so he sues South Park. They have to pay him like 3.5 million dollars and make 50 pro Trump ads. So they end with a pro Trump ad where he's walking through the desert and it's like, Donald Trump walks through the desert for all Americans and our freedom. And he's ripping his clothes off till he's butt naked.

• 56:53Speaker 05

  And then he like falls down of exhaustion and his penis pops up and starts talking to him. And it's like a finger with googly eyes, but it's super graphic. It was an amazing end scene.

• 57:04Speaker 06

  I have not seen any of that. I guess my, my biggest problem with it is that for the clips that I've seen at least, I thought the J D Vance thing was pretty funny.

• 57:11Speaker 05

  J D Vance thought it was funny.

• 57:13Speaker 06

  And I thought it was good.

• 57:14Speaker 05

  And Charlie Kirk leaned into it immediately, which is what you have to do because South Park are fucking bullies, bro. They are bullies and they bully pretty much everybody. And if you let them know that they're hurting your feelings, they're gonna hurt your feelings more like Kristi Noem. She freaked out about.

• 57:29Speaker 06

  You agree and amplify.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's like any spot in life that men we've been through, like in prison, if someone. Knows you're hurting their feelings. You can keep hurting their feelings. You gotta lean into that shit. Yeah, you can't ever let your feelings get hurt.

• 57:46Speaker 05

  No, if you show them that they're hurting your feelings, they're gonna come harder.

• 57:49Speaker 02

  Show a little bit of weakness.

• 57:51Speaker 05

  Vance clearly media trained enough to go, that shit was funny. Charlie Kirk changed his profile picture to the picture that they made of of him. And I'm sure they're done with him. Kristi Noem, they ended that episode, that last episode with like five minutes of Kristi Noem in a pet shop, just shooting dogs in the face. Like brutally executing dogs, like every few minutes in that.

• 58:13Speaker 06

  In reality, it should have been the. It should have been the last ATF director.

• 58:18Speaker 05

  Something we can agree on.

• 58:21Speaker 06

  Third agreement of the episode.

• 58:24Speaker 06

  My biggest complaint is that from the the bits that I've seen, so I I feel like this has been true about South Park for a while now. Uh, it's just not funny. Like I I used to, I remember like South Park was so fucking funny when I was growing up and now like the more I watch of it. I feel like they're just phoning it in.

• 58:39Speaker 03

  The integrity farms like felt flat. They also admitted that it felt flat because it when they decided to bring Stan Marsh and Tally like out of that element. They set fire to the entire farm and Tally and Stan Marsh are looking at each other. And or Randy Marsh are looking at each other and they're like, well, that didn't really take, did it? Nah, we tried. Yeah, it fell flat on its face, which is a meta joke about how the integrity farms thing didn't really.

• 59:08Speaker 05

  That wasn't funny.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  I miss like one of my favorite episodes ever was where they were shoving food up their ass to poop it out their mouth.

• 59:14Speaker 05

  That was so good.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was the way to lose weight.

• 59:22Speaker 02

  They had, um. Fucking what's her dick that went to jail?

• 59:27Speaker 05

  Martha Stewart.

• 59:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, Martha Stewart was like, here's how you base your turkey, just shove it up your ass and like. That's what South Park was always supposed to be, just like juvenile humor. That we could sit down late at night and be like, yeah, this is kind of funny, like dumb poo poo pee pee humor.

• 59:42Speaker 06

  And like even even recently, they've done funnier stuff where like, like I said, they do attack both sides, like not equally, I would not say equally. But they do go after like, for example, the Disney stuff with, uh, what's Kathleen Kennedy? Like, put a chick in it. Make it lame and gay.

• 59:56Speaker 05

  Chick in it and make it suck.

• 59:59Speaker 06

  Like that, that was funny. Like I, that was the first South Park I've watched in a while.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  How was your linguine, Ms. Kennedy? Put a chicken in and make your layman gay.

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  Make it lame and gay.

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  Do what with your linguine? Put a chicken in to make a layman gay. I haven't watched much of anything really on the cartoons. I used to watch more Family Guy. Haven't watched The Simpsons in decades.

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:00:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, that, that humor I haven't like in probably like five, six years.

• 1:00:24The Fat Electrician?

  The Simpsons get a lot less funny when everything they did 10 years prior starts coming true.

• 1:00:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:30Speaker 06

  Those conspiracies go wild.

• 1:00:32The Fat Electrician?

  They're nuts. It's a lot of stuff that they guessed right.

• 1:00:36Speaker 06

  A lot of it's fake, though. If you ever look at like the dates, it's usually stuff that they parodied after it happened and some redditor changes the date it was released to before.

• 1:00:45The Fat Electrician?

  Feel better.

• 1:00:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:46The Fat Electrician?

  Unless it's the Mandela.

• 1:00:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, redditors aren't people.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  Just like cyclists thirty-four times.

• 1:00:52Speaker 06

  Unless you're on the unsubscribe Reddit. In that case, we're very proud of how you're doing with the fitness challenge.

• 1:00:56Speaker 03

  You guys are crushing it.

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  And Buffalo Public Schools.

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  You did a great job of that.

• 1:00:59Speaker 06

  Excellent.

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  Reddit did a great job of that. You guys are savages, all y'all.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  For, for good.

• 1:01:06Speaker 03

  For the greatest thing ever.

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  Savages for good.

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  Crushing the fitness challenge.

• 1:01:10Speaker 06

  A vote for Brandon Herrera is a vote for holding public officials accountable.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  Thank you, Dark Brandon.

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  Thirty-four times. Say something terrible.

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

  You're in frame with Brandon. That does way more damage.

• 1:01:27Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  It got wholesome and my boiler got soft. Say something awful. You're like, don't do not do the wholesome shit.

• 1:01:35Speaker 06

  I will have to.

• 1:01:36The Fat Electrician?

  Are we boxing today?

• 1:01:37Speaker 03

  I want to box today. Brandon, are you gonna box today?

• 1:01:40Speaker 06

  Theoretically. That's how I feel. Once we're done with this.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Oh, you're talking to me or him?

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  You too. Fake Brandon, Dark Brandon.

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  Dark Brandon, yes.

• 1:01:47Speaker 06

  You gotta keep the wig.

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna go. I'm gonna get my wig knocked off. I'll box.

• 1:01:52Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:01:53Speaker 03

  I forget how bad or good I am at it. It's been a long time.

• 1:01:56Speaker 06

  Who all boxed yesterday?

• 1:01:58The Fat Electrician?

  Me, Eli, Calvin, Finn.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's only four and then we all, we all did rounds against each other. Maybe it's the first time I've had to, I started bouncing and I caught myself. I was like, oh, I'm actually. I am actually very serious right now. I do not want to get hit right now. I have to start playing. You put it perfectly. It's playing chess. Yeah, I've been playing chess in a long time with boxing. So like, oh, okay, Nick, homeboy's quick. Homeboy's very, very quick. Do not lie.

• 1:02:26The Fat Electrician?

  Very, very fat.

• 1:02:28Speaker 05

  He's not supposed to be quick and the size that he is. It's fucking daunting.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  It's terrifying.

• 1:02:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's like a jetpack on him. Never mind.

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  You started.

• 1:02:38Speaker 06

  No, now I want to know.

• 1:02:39The Fat Electrician?

  Now I want to know.

• 1:02:40Speaker 06

  It's like a jetpack on a whale.

• 1:02:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:42Speaker 06

  That was the least offensive thing you've said all podcast.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  I was gonna say something else.

• 1:02:46Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:02:49The Fat Electrician?

  I slipped inside.

• 1:02:51Speaker 03

  Of who?

• 1:02:56Speaker 03

  In District 23, you're allowed to slip inside your friends.

• 1:03:02The Fat Electrician?

  Usually.

• 1:03:03Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 1:03:04The Fat Electrician?

  I can hurt somebody by going like bully.

• 1:03:08The Fat Electrician?

  He was the first one. I hit a wall and I was like, uh oh, uh oh, he weighs more than me. I have to retreat. I'm gonna get punched right now. Just catch a fish right here.

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  Dude, you missed out.

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  How hard do you punch in sparring? Is it like 60% or? You're just kind of going for the quick one to be like, I got you.

• 1:03:27The Fat Electrician?

  I want you to know that I could have hit you really hard.

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, we just fuck around with each other when we do our stuff, which Nick, you're terrifying. Fuck you, by the way. You guys keep putting it like, like me and Brandon play around with each other, but you put like the last two times we done the boxing thing. You put me in the ring with you, who you're a terrifying man and then clean, god damn it, clean.

• 1:03:52Speaker 06

  He used to be an actual fighter.

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, who was an MMA fighter. He has the best cardio of anyone I've ever fucking ran into. It's just kind of terrifying.

• 1:04:00Speaker 06

  He would, he would spend half the round fighting from like an aggressive lean.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's very good.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  Angles. That's very annoying. Very annoying. You're like, God dang it. And he has way longer reach than me.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  Colleen was laughing at me the entire time. It was, it was a fun boxing experience. I haven't done it in years.

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  It's a dude, best, best exercise you will get.

• 1:04:21Speaker 02

  It's fun as shit. Yeah, for sure.

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Died yesterday.

• 1:04:24The Fat Electrician?

  Calvin keeps wanting to take people down.

• 1:04:28Speaker 03

  Calvin did really good. For not boxing much, I was very surprised. I was like, oh, you're comfortable fighting because you don't shy away from getting punched. Where you'd be like, ah, but you kept eye contact and you throw them back. I was like, oh shit. Okay. This is proper. You're not doing that. Oh, miss. Turn away. God, did you know it's smooth sack summer? Damn right it is.

• 1:04:51Speaker 06

  I need to quit.

• 1:04:51The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:04:53Speaker 06

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• 1:04:54Speaker 03

  Wow, those are soft.

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• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  Shit, I got a question for you guys. We're talking about we don't watch South Park. We don't watch Simpsons much anymore. What are you guys watching these days?

• 1:06:16The Fat Electrician?

  Documentaries.

• 1:06:18Speaker 02

  Well, we know you watch documentaries.

• 1:06:21Speaker 06

  That's called work, Nick.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  Well, in your leisurely time, you know, like, once you put, you got your two kids now, your wife, you, at the end of the night, when you're just like chilling, what do you watch now?

• 1:06:34The Fat Electrician?

  There is no leisurely time. I'm watching the kids or I'm watching the documentaries because I'm working. I did watch Love Island with Hannah all the way through.

• 1:06:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, I would consider that leisure time.

• 1:06:44The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. How was that?

• 1:06:46Speaker 06

  Highly recommend it. I'll put it that way.

• 1:06:47The Fat Electrician?

  If you're married, I highly recommend it. It's fantastic.

• 1:06:50Speaker 06

  Because wasn't the one that you were saying, like, they're putting out episodes like daily?

• 1:06:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, like, just from like a creator's standpoint, when you watch it, because I, I, I think their upload schedule was Monday through Thursday, an hour-long episode. And it was like, they start airing the episodes while they're still on set filming. So like, they're filming new shit and you're voting on the next, the whatever.

• 1:07:16Speaker 06

  Same day.

• 1:07:16The Fat Electrician?

  Whatever unfolds on the next episode is like, gonna, you're, you're gonna find out the results tomorrow. So I don't understand how they're.

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  It's a voting system like day up?

• 1:07:25The Fat Electrician?

  They have like, well, they have like different things on the phone, like you can vote who goes off the island.

• 1:07:29Speaker 06

  Kind of like Survivor and shit.

• 1:07:30The Fat Electrician?

  Favorite or least favorite couple.

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  What's the, yeah, what's the premise of Love Island?

• 1:07:34The Fat Electrician?

  The premise is they take like 15 whores that are men and 15 whores that are women, and they put them on an island. And if they can find true love and America buys it, they win $100,000.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  So it's less than a Mr. Beast.

• 1:07:50The Fat Electrician?

  It's it's like literally a bunch of Hollywood people were sitting around in a boardroom and are like, what if we did Survivor, but instead of doing like athletic challenges or like moderately torturing people, we just had the challenges where they had to make out with each other and dry hump each other the entire time.

• 1:08:07Speaker 05

  And at the end, if you win, you get 60 grand after taxes to split between the two of you.

• 1:08:11The Fat Electrician?

  Between the two of you, yes. Correct. It's wild. But like, the real reason they do it is because a lot of the people that are like, uh, the more popular people on the show are now like mega famous. Like, there's a couple of, uh, girls and guys that were on this Love Island show that now have millions of subscribers on, um, Instagram and shit. And it's like, they're getting like makeup deals and, uh, clothing brand deals and all kinds of shit. Like, they're gonna, they make way more money after the fact if they're popular on the show.

• 1:08:40Speaker 06

  Makes sense.

• 1:08:41Speaker 03

  This is wild. New episodes dropping Tuesday through Sunday, 6pm. They air six days a week on Peacock.

• 1:08:49The Fat Electrician?

  An hour of these.

• 1:08:51Speaker 03

  With a one to two day delay. So they are filming, editing, kicking it out the next fucking day.

• 1:08:58The Fat Electrician?

  And that's, that's not, that's not like what we do where it's like one or two of us on camera with one or two cameras. There's like 50 cameras trying to articulate a story of everything that's going on between 30 different people.

• 1:09:11Speaker 06

  15 couples.

• 1:09:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, fif- however many it is. Yeah, fif- it gets less or more depending on the episode, but it's like.

• 1:09:17Speaker 03

  The cameras, all the live, because it is, all the rooms are, I'm assuming have cameras?

• 1:09:22The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, all the rooms are bugged, even the bedrooms and the bathrooms and everything. Everything has a camera. And like, they're like, they all have to sleep in the same room and you have to sleep with the person you're coupled up with. And like, some of them, like, they don't actually get along. They were just coupled up for the game. They're just like, that's your side of the bed, this is mine. Some of the time they're making out and cuddling. And then some of them, it's just like, lights are out, the blankets moving underneath. Like, you figure out what's going on, like. Every room has cameras.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  Also, the the producers of that have a heavy fucking weigh in on what they're doing. Cause we we've had friends who have done stuff like that. And like, uh, they have told us that the the producers will just throw like a Molotov cocktail into the room. Like, not literally, but like, just throwing. Be really cool. Yeah, that'd be cool as shit. But just throwing, just throwing something into the room or like telling them to do a certain thing. And it's like, just to create more drama. This is getting boring. Fireball. The other part. I mean, that would be awesome.

• 1:10:18The Fat Electrician?

  The other.

• 1:10:20Speaker 02

  Throw in the flash grenades.

• 1:10:21The Fat Electrician?

  The other part that's funny for me is like, there's been multiple times where the producers just come in at night and are like, you need to pack your shit and get out. We found something that you put on Facebook five years ago. One girl got kicked out. I think you'll have to boiler this, maybe. One girl got kicked out, not a white girl. I don't know what ethnicity she was, but she definitely was not white. And she had like a Snapchat live that somebody had screen recorded. It was like something that auto deleted and she was doing her makeup and she said, I just got botox in my cheeks and it's swollen right now. So my eyes look ****. And like, she didn't know that that was a racial slur. And then they found that video and in the middle of the night, pack your shit, you're gone. And kicked her off the show.

• 1:11:05Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:11:05The Fat Electrician?

  And this was like years prior.

• 1:11:06Speaker 02

  That's not even hard racism. Do we allow that? Is that hard racism, soft racism? So like Asians are the. Hard awesome, yeah. I don't know, Asians are some of the most racist people I've ever met in my life. So I think you could, I think you could. And I love it. I think you could say.

• 1:11:22The Fat Electrician?

  I'm still surprised they just kicked a bitch off for, also, that's always the most terrifying part of, if you think you did something on the internet and it's gone.

• 1:11:31Speaker 02

  No, it's not.

• 1:11:32The Fat Electrician?

  Well, the other, the other part is like, I, I could make this show so much better. I was like, I need you to get a 30 year old married guy that was like in the military. And one for the females as well, where like they have a life coach, cause some of the decisions they make are just dog shit. Like, it'll be like, they're on.

• 1:11:51Speaker 03

  Love Island Nick.

• 1:11:52The Fat Electrician?

  They're on Love Island, but it's like, uh, one, you know, broccoli haired, you know, pretty boy. And he's got two girls that are just fawning over him. And I'm not shitting you, it was, one of the girls refused to do the make out challenges and you could kiss her on the cheek. And they did like the reveal all moment where they're like, how many people have you slept with? How many people have you sent nudes to? She had been with one boyfriend for seven years that she slept with. That was it. She'd never sent a nude, never done any of this other stuff. And then girl B that's fawning over him has slept with like 32 dudes and sent too many nudes to count. And he's like, I'm gonna pick the whore, actually. That's the one I wanna go marry.

• 1:12:29Speaker 06

  You, you know who we need now, come to think of it, after you said that, you know who we need on Love Island?

• 1:12:36Speaker 06

  You need to have Justin Governall on and tell him it's just, uh, Naked and Afraid again.

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• 1:13:11Speaker 06

  He just shows up ready for Naked and Afraid and it's fucking Love Island.

• 1:13:15The Fat Electrician?

  He has a satchel on.

• 1:13:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, he's wearing nothing but a satchel. He's like, I'm ready to survive in the wilderness for a month.

• 1:13:21Speaker 03

  He was like, oh, great. We get clothes? Awesome.

• 1:13:23The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, dude, dude.

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  Awesome.

• 1:13:24The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna bang, bang the whore.

• 1:13:28Speaker 06

  He still does the same thing.

• 1:13:30The Fat Electrician?

  Immediately Justin would do.

• 1:13:33Speaker 03

  How many nudes did you send? Come here.

• 1:13:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, ew, one.

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  Cross.

• 1:13:39Speaker 03

  Challenge accepted.

• 1:13:40The Fat Electrician?

  Love Justin so much.

• 1:13:41Speaker 06

  Justin's like, uh, Quagmire in real life. I don't think, what?

• 1:13:45Speaker 03

  Giggity, he's like, giggity, giggity, alright, yeah. Whores, what? Respect women, huh?

• 1:13:54Speaker 03

  How many seasons have you watched?

• 1:13:55The Fat Electrician?

  I just watched the newest season with her. It's like, I was just like, sitting on the couch, like on Reddit, shitposting while it's playing in the back. So like, I'm like, half cognizant throughout the entire show, but it's always like, oh yeah, yeah, she's crazy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, the episode's over. Let's go have sex.

• 1:14:11Speaker 05

  I feel like this is so much more interesting than the shit I'm watching. I'm just like, crime, mafia, and sci-fi.

• 1:14:19The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:19Speaker 05

  I feel like a bunch of whores.

• 1:14:22The Fat Electrician?

  It's, it's complete brain rot, but because the only thing I watch besides that is I had, fuck, I need a notepad. What date was that? World War II, blah, blah, blah. It's not nice to be like, ha, stupid.

• 1:14:37The Fat Electrician?

  It's really nice to be able to do that.

• 1:14:39Speaker 03

  You're like, man, these people are real. This is.

• 1:14:41The Fat Electrician?

  Well, the other thing is like.

• 1:14:42Speaker 03

  Real, quote unquote.

• 1:14:43The Fat Electrician?

  They have herpes outbreaks and it's like, all of them have cold sores by like, week two. It's hilarious. If you look, oh yeah, they.

• 1:14:50Speaker 05

  Run that shit back.

• 1:14:51The Fat Electrician?

  You were taking a bunch of sluts from Instagram that want to be famous and putting them in a house and telling them to make out with each other as a challenge on the show.

• 1:15:00Speaker 05

  And they have herpes outbreaks?

• 1:15:01The Fat Electrician?

  And they, oh yeah, like there's, they're all running around with cold sores and shit. And I mean, they're trying to cover it up with makeup, but you can see it.

• 1:15:07Speaker 03

  Oh, I got from Love Island was herpes simplex two.

• 1:15:12The Fat Electrician?

  You know, and then they'll bring a one girl on and she's like, finally confesses, I'm a mom, which whatever, that's fine. But then.

• 1:15:20Speaker 03

  Oh, the guys are gonna be like, ew.

• 1:15:21The Fat Electrician?

  Well, so like, some of the guys were, but then like, my whole question is like, okay, where's the kid?

• 1:15:28Speaker 03

  Great question.

• 1:15:28The Fat Electrician?

  She's like, I'm a single mom.

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  I'm the make out challenge.

• 1:15:30The Fat Electrician?

  I was like, I'm not trying to be a dick, but like, did you really just leave your kid alone for two months to go on whore island for a chance to win 30 grand?

• 1:15:37Speaker 03

  In the background, there's just a duffel bag that's like, ragging around.

• 1:15:40The Fat Electrician?

  It's, it's a.

• 1:15:41Speaker 05

  It's two months for the chance to win 30 grand?

• 1:15:44The Fat Electrician?

  It's a wild.

• 1:15:44Speaker 05

  What the fuck?

• 1:15:46Speaker 03

  Reality TV pays, garb, bitch. We've had friends have discussed this. They walk away with like a hundred dollars a day, a lot of the times.

• 1:15:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:55Speaker 03

  Very bad pay. And it is for the chance to get rich. Also, exactly. It's like, well, he's four weeks old. He can take care of himself.

• 1:16:02Speaker 05

  It's like, 30 grand, you had a baby?

• 1:16:05Speaker 03

  Do you think they're gonna bring the kid on the show for like, added drama?

• 1:16:09The Fat Electrician?

  Well, and then, and then like, this same girl that was the mom, ended up sleeping with two guys on the show. Like at the bedtime scenes, she's the one where you just see the.

• 1:16:17Speaker 05

  At the same time?

• 1:16:18The Fat Electrician?

  Comforter. And it's like.

• 1:16:20Speaker 03

  Needs a brother.

• 1:16:20The Fat Electrician?

  Their sisters.

• 1:16:21Speaker 05

  Was it Chinese finger cuffs?

• 1:16:22Speaker 02

  We gotta grow this family.

• 1:16:24The Fat Electrician?

  How you gonna do that to your kid?

• 1:16:26Speaker 02

  Well, she's not doing it to his kid. She's doing it to another man.

• 1:16:28The Fat Electrician?

  Right, but like, that kid's gonna be in high school one day and be like.

• 1:16:33Speaker 03

  In District 23, we won't allow that. None of that. Not in District 23, we won't. You don't do that. Not here. Love Island, you can go stay home. All right?

• 1:16:43Speaker 02

  I got nothing.

• 1:16:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, not about that here.

• 1:16:47Speaker 02

  Okay, how do we create a reality show? Because obviously they're making millions of dollars.

• 1:16:52Speaker 03

  Step one, whores.

• 1:16:54Speaker 02

  Whores. We have to have whores on it.

• 1:16:56Speaker 05

  Aren't we all basically married at this point?

• 1:16:58Speaker 03

  We're not gonna participate in it. You just do it the Sam Highway.

• 1:17:02Speaker 06

  Oh, like Fish Tank?

• 1:17:03Speaker 03

  Fish Tank is the perfect example of.

• 1:17:06The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I know how to do it.

• 1:17:07Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:17:08The Fat Electrician?

  I could make a bajillion dollars on a reality TV show. I just need the budget to get it started.

• 1:17:11Speaker 02

  Also, Sam keeps getting kicked out of his house, though.

• 1:17:15Speaker 05

  I like the idea of a bajillion dollars.

• 1:17:17The Fat Electrician?

  Literally, all you need to do, because Survivor did it, and then they are like, oh shit, we have to change this right now. Survivor did an episode of Survivor where it was men versus women.

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:29The Fat Electrician?

  And I'm not shitting you. You're 15 minutes into the first episode, the dudes have fire and are cooking fish.

• 1:17:36Speaker 06

  And they're celebrating.

• 1:17:37The Fat Electrician?

  Chill out.

• 1:17:38Speaker 02

  Jenny, you've seen that clip, too?

• 1:17:39The Fat Electrician?

  And the women are huddled up crying in the rain. And they're like, okay, we need to mix this up now. And then they.

• 1:17:46Speaker 05

  The women moved to the man camp.

• 1:17:48Speaker 06

  The dudes are having a fucking blast. Like, this is a vacation.

• 1:17:57Speaker 05

  The women were empowered for all of 14 and a half minutes, and then they were begging for patriarchy.

• 1:18:01Speaker 06

  They were empowered on the boat ride there. And that's about when it stopped.

• 1:18:05Speaker 02

  The dudes were catching the fish, and they're like, yeah, we got so much food, we don't know what to do with it.

• 1:18:10The Fat Electrician?

  But here's the thing. We do some variation of a show like Survivor, and then you just take two, two very, not politically, but like polarized groups of people. It could be Democrats versus Republicans. It could be Vikings fans versus Packers fans. It could be literally anything where it's just a group of people that don't get along.

• 1:18:32Speaker 06

  Palestinians versus Jews.

• 1:18:34Speaker 05

  Oh, God.

• 1:18:35Speaker 03

  I think it'd be great.

• 1:18:37Speaker 06

  What was the first one?

• 1:18:38Speaker 03

  Halsted versus Jews?

• 1:18:39Speaker 06

  Oh, well, that's already happening.

• 1:18:40Speaker 03

  Oh, is it? Well, I mean, it's making great TV.

• 1:18:43Speaker 05

  Who's winning?

• 1:18:44The Fat Electrician?

  Good numbers.

• 1:18:45Speaker 03

  Good numbers. Everybody's talking about it.

• 1:18:47Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, I talk all the time about like how the, there's the LA group of content creators. And then we have like our San Antonio group of content creators, like Texas versus Los Angeles.

• 1:18:58Speaker 06

  Austin versus San Antonio.

• 1:19:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, even that.

• 1:19:02Speaker 05

  I just want you guys to know, I do not go when invited to LA. I always come when invited to San Antonio.

• 1:19:08Speaker 03

  Like, LA.

• 1:19:10The Fat Electrician?

  What games are we playing?

• 1:19:11Speaker 02

  Like, like me and Brandon and Eli talk about it all the time. You gotta pay us a lot of money to go to LA.

• 1:19:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:19:17Speaker 03

  Second you landed, I fucking hate that airport. I hate, you know, just garbage. What are we, what games are we playing in this hypothetical?

• 1:19:24Speaker 06

  One of them needs to be boxing.

• 1:19:25Speaker 02

  Oh, it's a game?

• 1:19:26Speaker 03

  This is a reality show. How do you get voted off?

• 1:19:29Speaker 02

  I was, I was thinking the survival thing.

• 1:19:31Speaker 03

  Each person has, when they get voted off, they have to say the N-word to get canceled.

• 1:19:35Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:19:38Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, that is the, you are trying your damned.

• 1:19:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:41Speaker 05

  No social media career for you.

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  Even if you don't say it, we'll bleep it out in post and make it look like you said it.

• 1:19:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, that way you don't make money off social media afterwards.

• 1:19:50Speaker 03

  No, that's a hundred percent. You are giving a hundred percent.

• 1:19:53Speaker 06

  You have been voted off the internet.

• 1:19:56Speaker 03

  Alex Rosin can't play. He's got a cheat code.

• 1:19:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, just saying it.

• 1:20:01The Fat Electrician?

  You hand out passes?

• 1:20:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:04Speaker 06

  They don't have immunity idols. They have like more passes.

• 1:20:07Speaker 05

  Exactly. And then you walk up and then.

• 1:20:12Speaker 02

  It's gonna be hosted by a black guy that will be like, you are invited to the cookout.

• 1:20:18Speaker 05

  The last person that doesn't get it, say the word.

• 1:20:21Speaker 02

  Say it.

• 1:20:22Speaker 06

  What did they call that? What was that in Big Brother where they just had like the, the thing of immunity or some shit?

• 1:20:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, Survivor, that you can find immunity idols that are hidden or you can win them or whatever, except it's inward passes. I'm loving this game.

• 1:20:39Speaker 02

  Just feel really good about finding mine early in the game.

• 1:20:42The Fat Electrician?

  Cody really, Cody finds one, he's just, he just says it immediately and throws it away.

• 1:20:51Speaker 06

  He flies off the island.

• 1:20:53The Fat Electrician?

  He quits levitating, his toes were barely on the ground.

• 1:20:56Speaker 02

  I'm like Mary Poppins.

• 1:21:03Speaker 03

  There's people, there's people like bargaining with like the producer, like I can't say the N word. Can I just say that Michael Brown didn't have his hands up? Is that okay? Can I say that like 13% of the population commits a certain percentage of error? Can I say that? Anything but that, please, please, I can, I can explain everything else away.

• 1:21:22Speaker 03

  Nope, you've got to say it. All right, beauty, you gotta say it again.

• 1:21:25Speaker 06

  I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it.

• 1:21:29Speaker 03

  Who would be a, a YouTuber that we'd love to see the N word?

• 1:21:33Speaker 06

  What?

• 1:21:34Speaker 02

  That's a strong.

• 1:21:36Speaker 03

  Nevermind.

• 1:21:36Speaker 06

  He already did.

• 1:21:39Speaker 03

  Jeez, I'm surprised it's not canceled by the way you're talking now.

• 1:21:42Speaker 06

  Can you hear that?

• 1:21:42Speaker 03

  He said it.

• 1:21:43Speaker 06

  That banging noise, that's the ladder being pulled up behind him.

• 1:21:49Speaker 03

  How'd you get up there?

• 1:21:51The Fat Electrician?

  Don't worry about it.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  Damn, I only started my YouTube career because of you. And you're up there now.

• 1:21:58Speaker 06

  Good news, his wife's back on.

• 1:22:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, good news. We can't, we can't play this.

• 1:22:03Speaker 06

  No. Play what?

• 1:22:06Speaker 03

  Hard to get.

• 1:22:08The Fat Electrician?

  The video for $7.99 a month, actually you can.

• 1:22:11Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:22:13Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:22:13Speaker 02

  Oh. It's a sore subject, it's a little sensitive, like herpes. Okay, so we talked about, we got this.

• 1:22:23The Fat Electrician?

  Asian skull.

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  What about, what did, Billy, Billy sent us that one.

• 1:22:27The Fat Electrician?

  Billy? Oh, fuck, I didn't wear the shirt.

• 1:22:32The Fat Electrician?

  We got a born to math.

• 1:22:33Speaker 06

  We can put up the shirt right here, editor.

• 1:22:35Speaker 03

  And you can buy it at Funker Branding.

• 1:22:37The Fat Electrician?

  I was like. Billy actually made us the.

• 1:22:39Speaker 06

  You can't. It's only for the autism shirts.

• 1:22:42Speaker 02

  We got the crayons on there and everything.

• 1:22:44Speaker 03

  It's a full metal spectrum one.

• 1:22:46The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, you got the Thomas the Train pen, the puzzle piece pen, everything, it's identical.

• 1:22:51Speaker 03

  The font.

• 1:22:52The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know if that's real, but it's fucking perfect.

• 1:22:55Speaker 06

  Looks good.

• 1:22:56The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, Billy, thank you so much.

• 1:22:58Speaker 03

  It's gonna be in the background of our podcast.

• 1:23:01Speaker 06

  Now Eli's gonna wear it and we're gonna see if it's actually ballistic rated.

• 1:23:04Speaker 02

  Ooh, this idea.

• 1:23:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, put on, we're gonna shoot Eli in the head.

• 1:23:10The Fat Electrician?

  I was like, that's plastic.

• 1:23:11Speaker 03

  Ding ding ding ding.

• 1:23:12Speaker 06

  Well, that's the liner.

• 1:23:14The Fat Electrician?

  That's not ballistic rated.

• 1:23:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:23:16Speaker 03

  Hey, stop it with the Asian jokes.

• 1:23:19Speaker 02

  Thank you for catching that. I feel seen.

• 1:23:23The Fat Electrician?

  Like, fuck.

• 1:23:24Speaker 03

  I ha- I have a Vietnam era helmet. I could actually bring in the real helmet and you could wrap it with the real stuff.

• 1:23:31The Fat Electrician?

  You have K-Pot?

• 1:23:32Speaker 03

  No, that's not for a K-Pot. That's a Vietnam era helmet.

• 1:23:35The Fat Electrician?

  Ah.

• 1:23:36Speaker 06

  I don't really listen to K-Pot.

• 1:23:39The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking brain.

• 1:23:40Speaker 03

  I do. My favorite song is Finger Bang Bang You Into My Life. South Park reference.

• 1:23:46The Fat Electrician?

  Ah, see, I'm out of any of those.

• 1:23:48Speaker 03

  It's an old one.

• 1:23:49Speaker 02

  That, that is an old, oh, Christian band, right?

• 1:23:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, they, they, it's the little boy band. It's not, it's not the Christian band. It's the, um, it's when they just become a little boy band and.

• 1:24:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it wasn't a Christian band because they have to have the rings, the purity ring episode.

• 1:24:06Speaker 03

  Purity ring isn't Christian bands. Purity ring is when, uh, the Jonas Brothers and Disney go on and Kenny starts to try and like get a handy from his girlfriend.

• 1:24:15Speaker 06

  The Mickey Mouse is like, beat your fucking kneecaps in.

• 1:24:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, beat the out of them.

• 1:24:21Speaker 06

  What you're gonna do is we're gonna get those little eight year olds wet, huh? They're gonna sell some goddamn t-shirts.

• 1:24:30The Fat Electrician?

  The shit they get away with is wild.

• 1:24:32Speaker 03

  Dude, that, that's two people I would love to sit down with one day is Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Just like pick their brains about some of the shit that they did over the years.

• 1:24:40The Fat Electrician?

  One of the.

• 1:24:43The Fat Electrician?

  Corridor got to work with them, like.

• 1:24:46Speaker 06

  On what?

• 1:24:47The Fat Electrician?

  They built their, uh, their deep fake movie they did. So Matt and Trey did a, Matt and Trey did a deep fake movie. Let me get the actual.

• 1:24:56Speaker 06

  I'm, this is the first I'm hearing of this.

• 1:24:58The Fat Electrician?

  Parker, deep fake. So they did an entire deep fake movie. Sassy Ju- Sassy Justice?

• 1:25:08The Fat Electrician?

  So it's a web series created by Trey Parker, Matt Stone. It was so good that none of us had heard of it.

• 1:25:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. What a great web series. What happened?

• 1:25:18The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, a lot of people didn't hear about it and it's still an eight on IMDb.

• 1:25:23Speaker 03

  Well, that's good.

• 1:25:24The Fat Electrician?

  Dear God. But um, this is 2020 and Nico and Sam are one of the few people that are doing AI face changing deep fakes. So they actually reached out to them like, hey, can you work on this for us? And they sat down, did everything together and filmed it together. They did all the um, deep fakes, showing them what to do, how to do it. They got to work with him like every fucking day for four months or something like that. Oh, that's cool. It's fun. That was one time I was really.

• 1:25:56Speaker 05

  You know their next project is with Kendrick, right?

• 1:25:59The Fat Electrician?

  Fred Sassy?

• 1:26:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're doing like, they're literally doing a movie with Kendrick Lamar.

• 1:26:03The Fat Electrician?

  No, see.

• 1:26:04Speaker 05

  Which I'm really intrigued to see what that's gonna be.

• 1:26:06The Fat Electrician?

  Sassy Justice. He's just gonna go to Toronto and hunt. It's gonna show Drake in a cage.

• 1:26:11Speaker 05

  It's crazy that people that are getting catfished by deep fake celebrities and they're literally sending them Snapchats. Like, did you guys see what happened with the Ronnie Radke uh, situation with uh, Tommy Lee's wife?

• 1:26:23The Fat Electrician?

  I only heard a little bit about it, but go on.

• 1:26:25Speaker 05

  So like, I guess Tommy Lee's wife thought she was talking to Ronnie Radke on his Snapchat that had like two followers or sixty followers and two posts or something. And she'd been going back and forth with him for a while. And her and Tommy Lee were fighting and she literally showed up at a house that she thought was his one night. And I guess he had sent some like, deep fake actual videos. So she really thought that it was Ronnie Radke and like, she's like messaging him, I'm here outside of the house and it's like not his house. It's not him. He had no idea. But Tommy Lee like hits Ronnie up in some messages and he's like, man, what are you fucking with my wife for? And he's like, dog, I've not like, I, I love you. I grew up listening to you. You're one of my favorite people.

• 1:27:10Speaker 05

  I'm not with your wife. And he's like, no, fuck this. She was thoroughly convinced that she was having an affair with Ronnie Radke.

• 1:27:16The Fat Electrician?

  Is this a woman on TikTok?

• 1:27:18Speaker 05

  Yes. Yeah.

• 1:27:19The Fat Electrician?

  The TikTok broad decided that she was gonna stop doing TikTok, marry Tommy Lee, divorce her husband, and then cheat on him, cheat on Tommy Lee with Ronnie Radke.

• 1:27:28Speaker 05

  That is how the story goes. Yes.

• 1:27:29The Fat Electrician?

  What a dumb bitch.

• 1:27:34Speaker 05

  I didn't wanna say it.

• 1:27:37The Fat Electrician?

  Did you hear about the Disney lawsuit going on right now?

• 1:27:40Speaker 06

  About?

• 1:27:41The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, they were at Disneyland like a family and the wife had a severe food allergy.

• 1:27:48Speaker 06

  So, yeah, yes, it was in, it was in Disney World, it was in Disney Springs, uh, like this little like Irish pub restaurant or whatever, the one with the Disney Plus?

• 1:27:55The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:55Speaker 06

  Thing?

• 1:27:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:56Speaker 06

  Because they, they signed up for like a free trial to Disney Plus.

• 1:28:00The Fat Electrician?

  Well, go on what happened to the wife first.

• 1:28:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, when she had an allergic reaction to, uh, like food that she was promised that, you know, there wouldn't be whatever.

• 1:28:09The Fat Electrician?

  Shellfish or whatever.

• 1:28:10Speaker 06

  Fuck it was. Yeah, she ended up, she died.

• 1:28:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:28:14Speaker 06

  Like the wife died and I want to say they wanted something very reasonable. It was like $50,000.

• 1:28:18Speaker 05

  It was only 50,000, which I thought was weird. Like you were undershooting it here, bro. You lost your wife.

• 1:28:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, especially for something that was very demonstrably their fault.

• 1:28:27The Fat Electrician?

  Mm-hmm. And apparently the reason their defense was they signed up for a free trial of Disney Plus and in the terms and conditions of the free trial of Disney Plus is you're not allowed to sue Disney for anything ever.

• 1:28:39Speaker 06

  It had to go to, it wasn't that they weren't like completely liability free. It's like they had to go to arbitration or something instead of like a court.

• 1:28:46The Fat Electrician?

  That's what, yeah, okay.

• 1:28:46Speaker 06

  Um, I think, I think that was the, that was the breakdown, which is still fucking evil.

• 1:28:51The Fat Electrician?

  Why do you think he only asked 50 grand? What did she do?

• 1:28:54Speaker 06

  Was ate shellfish clearly, but.

• 1:28:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but like.

• 1:28:57Speaker 05

  The husband, why was that like?

• 1:28:59The Fat Electrician?

  If I loved my wife, I'd be like 10 million dollars. This guy was like 50 grand, pay for the expenses. Thanks for saving me.

• 1:29:05Speaker 06

  It was literally just like.

• 1:29:06The Fat Electrician?

  On the Carfax.

• 1:29:11The Fat Electrician?

  She was ran out.

• 1:29:14The Fat Electrician?

  That's such a, it's like, how much do you want to sue? They took your wife.

• 1:29:18Speaker 05

  50 grand? In July 23rd, your wife is worth more than 50 grand for fuck's sake.

• 1:29:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think he just wanted to, to cover like funeral expenses and like that. Like it was very reasonable.

• 1:29:28Speaker 05

  Super reasonable, way more reasonable than I would be.

• 1:29:31The Fat Electrician?

  It's their fault because they told, they had a specific meal for it. That's the thing. It's like, yes, she is allergic to peanuts or shellfish. And then they served it anyways and then she died. That's where I'd be like, ma.

• 1:29:44Speaker 06

  And they like double checked with the server, like they, they, to my understanding, the way it was presented, they did everything right.

• 1:29:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yes. And that's the hard part where it's like, how do you return with like, I just want 50 grand?

• 1:29:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, he probably only wanted 50 grand because she was also allergic to penis.

• 1:29:59Speaker 02

  Yeah. If you killed my wife.

• 1:30:00Speaker 06

  This is a real person.

• 1:30:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:30:04Speaker 05

  Dog, I'm going to lose top three.

• 1:30:05The Fat Electrician?

  Like, right, Cody, if you get like, if my wife died, I'd fuck it.

• 1:30:08Speaker 02

  There's a mass cast incident happening in Disney World.

• 1:30:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:30:12Speaker 02

  If you kill my wife.

• 1:30:13Speaker 05

  I don't care where it's at, everything becomes a target-rich environment if you kill my wife, dog.

• 1:30:18The Fat Electrician?

  L-shaped ambush.

• 1:30:22Speaker 06

  Can I just say, wouldn't it be absolutely wonderful to do like an L-shaped ambush with each other?

• 1:30:28The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, this is the best group of boys.

• 1:30:30Speaker 06

  The male.

• 1:30:31The Fat Electrician?

  The best group of boys.

• 1:30:32Speaker 06

  It's just like the male fantasy.

• 1:30:34The Fat Electrician?

  It is. Just to like, be like, hey, guys, um, China attacked us. What? Yeah, and Mexico's with them. No way.

• 1:30:41Speaker 05

  Fuck, yeah.

• 1:30:42Speaker 06

  All right, boys, dibs on the saw.

• 1:30:45The Fat Electrician?

  I'm like, and chef just, oh my, look at Rich and Nick, they are, oh, God, they're doing so good on this ambush.

• 1:30:51Speaker 06

  If.

• 1:30:52The Fat Electrician?

  And pause. You guys good?

• 1:30:54Speaker 06

  We're good.

• 1:30:55The Fat Electrician?

  High five.

• 1:30:55Speaker 06

  We need ammo, who are we sending?

• 1:30:57The Fat Electrician?

  Trout, run it.

• 1:31:01The Fat Electrician?

  Cause you're thin, you're lean, you're very hard to hit.

• 1:31:06The Fat Electrician?

  You're gonna be our runner boy.

• 1:31:07Speaker 06

  Just don't cry in the stairwell when Rich is, Rich is getting stabbed by a German.

• 1:31:11The Fat Electrician?

  Yes. I hope if anybody ever invades America, it's a demographic of people where their gear is gonna fit me. Cause that would suck.

• 1:31:17Speaker 06

  It's not gonna happen.

• 1:31:18The Fat Electrician?

  I know.

• 1:31:19Speaker 05

  That's not gonna be a thing. We, we discussed this yesterday with Trout, bro, where heads are too big.

• 1:31:24Speaker 06

  Starving people don't have a full fridge, bud.

• 1:31:26The Fat Electrician?

  I know. It's the worst part.

• 1:31:28Speaker 06

  You could take two uniforms sewn together.

• 1:31:30The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna have to get like four of their chestplates and just make chainmail.

• 1:31:37Speaker 06

  Your nickname's gonna be the Ogre.

• 1:31:42Speaker 05

  You're just walking around with [BLEEP]. And [BLEEP] draped over your shoulder, like, you know, like. They crossed the wrong border. Let's be civilized and collect ears, bro. Put them on a necklace.

• 1:31:55The Fat Electrician?

  Chinaman.

• 1:31:56Speaker 06

  You, you just have like eight, eight fucking Chinese sappy plates across the front of your body. You're like, could've just left Taiwan alone.

• 1:32:03The Fat Electrician?

  Nick's literally bored and just like, you shouldn't have came here, Ling Wong, like.

• 1:32:08Speaker 03

  Oh, Mr. Nick, I'm so sorry.

• 1:32:11Speaker 03

  But you took off my gold teeth. You painted some very cool things on my head. It's been nice of you.

• 1:32:17Speaker 02

  Let's imagine I'm slicing that off for Nick. Like, Cody, what are you doing? Ah, don't worry about me.

• 1:32:23Speaker 03

  I don't understand why you gotta bash hole in back of my skull and put your ding dong inside. That's very rude to my country.

• 1:32:29Speaker 02

  Like Nick needs his skulls.

• 1:32:33The Fat Electrician?

  I couldn't even imagine because there's no rules of war at that point. If you would get everyone's trust, trust me, I know how fucked.

• 1:32:42Speaker 03

  Don't fucking come here.

• 1:32:43Speaker 06

  Hey, everybody explain to Eli what war is like.

• 1:32:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, please. Tell me what is war like?

• 1:32:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, you got the metal on your tongue.

• 1:32:52The Fat Electrician?

  I've always said if anybody ever invaded America, the biggest issue would be the our government trying to convince rednecks to not taxidermy the invaders.

• 1:33:02Speaker 03

  Do you know how great?

• 1:33:03Speaker 02

  It's it's funny. They sent rednecks to war in the Pacific and they did things like this.

• 1:33:09Speaker 06

  Y'all ever seen a Chinese jackalope?

• 1:33:13The Fat Electrician?

  The parachutes start falling.

• 1:33:17The Fat Electrician?

  The parachutes start falling and the town just gets over like the tornado siren loudspeakers telling everybody the bag limit not to take cover. You're only allowed four. We need enough to go around.

• 1:33:29Speaker 03

  If if we're gonna sigh up a group of people and like play music to freak them out before we hit them. What song are you guys gonna pick? All right, you first. What song would you play over a loudspeaker to like psych out an enemy?

• 1:33:42The Fat Electrician?

  It's raining men.

• 1:33:43Speaker 03

  It's raining. Oh, that's fucking dangerous. That's scary.

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• 1:34:17The Fat Electrician?

  I'm a Barbie.

• 1:34:18Speaker 05

  Girl.

• 1:34:18Speaker 03

  Ew gross.

• 1:34:20Speaker 05

  Uh, you know that song by, what was her name? Carly Rae Jefferson, that Friday, Friday.

• 1:34:24Speaker 03

  Oh no, that's Rebecca Black.

• 1:34:26Speaker 05

  Yes, Rebecca Black. Thank you. You know all the things.

• 1:34:29Speaker 03

  Mine is tiptoe through the tulips by Tiny Tim, cause it's eerie.

• 1:34:33Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:34:33Speaker 03

  It's eerie.

• 1:34:35Speaker 06

  Party in the USA.

• 1:34:36Speaker 03

  Good one.

• 1:34:39Speaker 02

  I would, I would go hard.

• 1:34:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm waiting for somebody to do something heavy metal.

• 1:34:43Speaker 02

  They don't, I would go metal like.

• 1:34:44Speaker 03

  I was thinking Welcome to the Jungle maybe.

• 1:34:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, Slaughter to Prevail was gonna be my other.

• 1:34:48Speaker 02

  Slaughter, so you know what's about to happen.

• 1:34:53The Fat Electrician?

  I take it back. I want Phil Collins.

• 1:34:56Speaker 05

  In the air.

• 1:34:57Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:34:58Speaker 05

  Boom, and the ambush starts right at the boom.

• 1:35:00Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 1:35:02Speaker 05

  Do cover fire and Tracer says, I can feel it.

• 1:35:07Speaker 05

  And tonight, boom, boom.

• 1:35:10The Fat Electrician?

  The P. The PTSD.

• 1:35:17The Fat Electrician?

  They're retreating. They're telling their new soldiers coming in, what you have to look out for.

• 1:35:23Speaker 05

  You invade us, there's not gonna be PTSD. You're not going home.

• 1:35:27The Fat Electrician?

  If you hear these songs, fucking run, just run.

• 1:35:30Speaker 06

  The enemy is fucked up for life because we gave Rich the aux.

• 1:35:36The Fat Electrician?

  They're like, all the white women had aggressive pit bulls coming after us. They said they were friendly, but it was not the owner.

• 1:35:45Speaker 05

  I'm not into fucking dudes, but invade America, I might make an exception.

• 1:35:49Speaker 03

  Dude, just, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, the content, great content.

• 1:35:53Speaker 02

  Well, you got a, you got a generation of men who were raised on the global war on terrorism. Like, like, that's, that's all that America has known, at least when we were younger. Like, you're, you're still in it. You're still doing the army thing.

• 1:36:07Speaker 03

  I'm just waiting for the next generation war, so then I can be like.

• 1:36:11Speaker 02

  I think. You just got like a couple million angry dudes, like.

• 1:36:16Speaker 03

  At home.

• 1:36:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:36:18Speaker 03

  Alcohol. Yeah. And our wives. And our wives.

• 1:36:22The Fat Electrician?

  The other thing that I think about is like, obviously not me, but like you and Eli and all the dudes that were actually over there, like, I'm sure at some point in your deployment, somebody tried to kill you, or you saw something where you're like, shit, that's a really good idea. That was clever. And then you just have that bag of tricks in your bag of tricks now.

• 1:36:41Speaker 03

  I hate.

• 1:36:42The Fat Electrician?

  IEDs.

• 1:36:43Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:36:44The Fat Electrician?

  Types of ambushes, setups.

• 1:36:46Speaker 03

  IEDs.

• 1:36:47The Fat Electrician?

  I still hate a majority of the things that almost got me killed was dumb military decisions.

• 1:36:53Speaker 03

  Mm hmm. Those are some of the things that got me saved was I was just like, this doesn't make sense. Can we change this? They're like, yeah. And we, we literally did a 180 in the middle of a street, quarter of a mile down that street that we were gonna go hit the next convoy, like, the guys lost their legs. And I was like, oh, that would have been me. But instead of going across the, the city in a star, I was like, why don't we just go in a circle? They're like, oh, that's a good idea, Rich, or Hi.

• 1:37:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, crazy concept.

• 1:37:19Speaker 03

  Probably hot. That's a good idea. But IEDs, we could have some fun with those. Oh, my God, all the drones. Oh, yeah. Like, I'm gonna say, do you know how many, like, everybody has a rifle that can poke somebody at 300 meters? Like, everybody. Yes. Like, you're not safe anywhere. You get 300 meters within a building, any building, and that American's like, easy pickings.

• 1:37:43The Fat Electrician?

  And we got big ass guns, like a 762 AK that shittily made was the worst thing we were coming up against. If you're looking at like.

• 1:37:51Speaker 03

  You think Chinese Timu armor is gonna stop a nine mil?

• 1:37:55The Fat Electrician?

  No. I mean, like, the 338 Lapoas.

• 1:37:59Speaker 06

  That is, that is a very funny thought that, like, the PLA is going to fucking war with contracted body armor that doesn't even meet their own specs, because it was literally from the wish.com factory.

• 1:38:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, you could see that head.

• 1:38:11Speaker 03

  We need to throw bodies at them. We have one billion people. America's like, we've got 37 trillion rounds. I think we're okay. Are you guys gonna bring aircraft into this? Because you, you can only get so far at the Rockies, you know?

• 1:38:24Speaker 06

  Eli.

• 1:38:25Speaker 03

  Eventually, we're gonna be level with planes just shooting them.

• 1:38:28Speaker 06

  Eli, you like Metal Gear. Have the M82A2.

• 1:38:32The Fat Electrician?

  Wee. Oh, see, oh, and then you're just going down the list to check off those on your, your firearms.

• 1:38:39Speaker 06

  We're, we're unlocking kill streaks.

• 1:38:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:38:41Speaker 02

  It's like, they, they don't think I'm not gonna have a side bunker beside my house where I poison all the food.

• 1:38:48Speaker 03

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 1:38:53Speaker 03

  Do you know how many of them are gonna be like, oh Pepsi, this is great. They're Russian now. This is great. Pepsi is so delicious. How come it is fizz is gone? Oh, whatever. Arsenic injected into every can. What are you doing?

• 1:39:07The Fat Electrician?

  Poisoning the meat.

• 1:39:08Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:39:09Speaker 02

  Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

• 1:39:12Speaker 06

  No, don't use the, don't use freezer B.

• 1:39:16Speaker 03

  You know all that fentanyl you sent over here fuckers? Yeah. Come get this food. Do you know how many like sock puppet episodes I would have with like dead heads? Just like with their jaws. So we're like, well, what'd you do wrong there Ling Wong? Well, I invaded America from the south. I thought it would be a good idea.

• 1:39:37The Fat Electrician?

  Some of the content from YouTube would be out of control. On today's episode of Brandon Herrera, we're loading Benadryl into a shotgun. PLA versus a hat man, round one.

• 1:39:48Speaker 03

  Just film his trip.

• 1:39:52Speaker 02

  You get hat man.

• 1:39:53Speaker 06

  I just have three PLA soldiers just in a fucking pen.

• 1:39:56Speaker 03

  Do you know how much fun it would be? You're still shot.

• 1:40:02Speaker 06

  He's able to speak again.

• 1:40:06Speaker 03

  I would just have a soundproof basement with like two dudes in there. And just constantly playing the same Miley Cyrus song of, of Party in the USA.

• 1:40:16Speaker 06

  That's just like the experience of a normal dad in 2017.

• 1:40:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, but normal to them is not normal to us. Normal to us is not normal to them.

• 1:40:24Speaker 02

  Rich, I'm super glad we're actually good people.

• 1:40:27Speaker 03

  This is no.

• 1:40:33The Fat Electrician?

  That invasion comes, Rich is, oh, it's raining minorities.

• 1:40:37Speaker 03

  I had to watch. It's not racist to say, go back to where you came from if you're shooting invaders.

• 1:40:43The Fat Electrician?

  I had to watch US soldiers dying before I deploy. It was just part of like Yeah. Decent satizing training.

• 1:40:50Speaker 03

  Oh, they made you kill your buddy? That's weird.

• 1:40:52The Fat Electrician?

  This is what they would play to soldiers of why not to get captured.

• 1:40:57Speaker 03

  Who?

• 1:40:58The Fat Electrician?

  This exact statement. They'd be like, and that's why. Run. Shoot yourself. Do not get captured by any American.

• 1:41:05Speaker 03

  Who did that to you?

• 1:41:09The Fat Electrician?

  You didn't have to do that?

• 1:41:10Speaker 03

  No, that's fucking retarded. That's the worst thing you can do.

• 1:41:14The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah, we had to watch a lot of that.

• 1:41:16Speaker 03

  What? Who? Oh, hold up. What? What element of you made you do? Your division did it? Your battalion did it?

• 1:41:21The Fat Electrician?

  That was Brigade.

• 1:41:22Speaker 03

  Brigade?

• 1:41:23The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:23Speaker 03

  Your brigade commander is a fucking retard.

• 1:41:26The Fat Electrician?

  You never had to be.

• 1:41:27Speaker 03

  No, that's the dumbest shit ever. Are you kidding me? That is the, you're so proud. You're like, yeah, we de-s exercise. No, no. Oh my God. That's such a horrible decision before you put young men in battle.

• 1:41:38The Fat Electrician?

  No, so, so Rich, guess what I never did when I was doing patrols?

• 1:41:44Speaker 03

  Got captured.

• 1:41:45The Fat Electrician?

  I stayed still.

• 1:41:48Speaker 03

  See, it works.

• 1:41:49The Fat Electrician?

  I would never stay still because that was the one thing they're like, watch what happens when you stay still. Like anyone that paused, they'd hold position and not move. And then it'd train, boom, shoot them. And they're like, this is why you continue. If you're pulling security, if you're pulling guard, if you're moving, bob weave, move, continue to change positions. Like do not stand still, even when you're in vertical superiority. If you're behind a 50 cal, move your fucking head.

• 1:42:16Speaker 03

  So what they're doing is they're showing you like videos from the enemy of like soldiers dying, unfortunately. But it's because, okay, okay.

• 1:42:23The Fat Electrician?

  And what do you think was?

• 1:42:25Speaker 03

  I'm like, straight up torture scenes of them like torturing Americans?

• 1:42:28The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no, no, none of that.

• 1:42:29Speaker 03

  Oh, holy shit. I'm like, I'm the Taliban. This is an American soldier and I'm pulling out his eye mouth. You see what happens if you don't wash your feet in the field? And I'm like, what? No, no. From a tactical aspect of, you see how he stayed still? That's how they were trained on him. Unfortunately, that American died. Don't do that. This is, okay, that's different. It's very different than.

• 1:42:51The Fat Electrician?

  That's what I was like, wait, hold on. I think we're.

• 1:42:53Speaker 03

  What fucking psycho is just showing Americans getting gutted on the plains of Iraq and being like, you see what'll happen if you don't check in with your battle buddy every five minutes? Drink water, hula.

• 1:43:03Speaker 05

  I feel like that's a proven method though, like in school when you're going through sex ed and they want you to like wrap it up. They show you pictures of like Lindsay Lohan's infected with all that shit on it. You know what I'm saying? And if you get a DUI to correct that, you go to a class and they make you look at all these pictures of like decapitated kids and weird shit that happened from.

• 1:43:25Speaker 02

  That's what they would show me as a young sailor, like don't buy a motorcycle. Cause we would have young sailors, like take a jixer or something and just slam it into a fucking building. They showed that. Parts would be everywhere.

• 1:43:37Speaker 06

  They showed that in my motorcycle safety course.

• 1:43:39Speaker 05

  Like the guitarist from Asta Don last night died on his motorcycle.

• 1:43:43Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:43:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, last night.

• 1:43:44Speaker 06

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:43:45Speaker 05

  Fifty one years old.

• 1:43:47The Fat Electrician?

  That I same, I didn't realize they did that with the Navy. The motorcycle thing like just don't get a fucking motorcycle. That's what they would tell us. And they'd show this.

• 1:43:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, they would, they would show us just like the pig, like the gnarliest wrecks ever.

• 1:43:58Speaker 05

  We have made you too reckless and fearless to be on one of these things with two wheels.

• 1:44:02Speaker 02

  Cause you're, you're giving young men like money they've never had in their life, you know, e- even though it wasn't a lot of money. But it's like, you have enough to buy like a jixer, like some shit like that.

• 1:44:14Speaker 06

  We all watched Tron Legacy growing up.

• 1:44:17Speaker 02

  I thought, yeah, it's like, don't do that.

• 1:44:19The Fat Electrician?

  And you're the most testosterone you're ever going to be in at that point of your life.

• 1:44:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're, you're, you're a 21 year old jacked kid who has a couple, couple hundred dollars a month. You're like, you might want to buy a motorcycle. So I agree with you with that, but, but also like, I think they were good on your point. Because like, if someone slid into my house in a foreign country, I would take you down to the basement and no one would ever see you again.

• 1:44:46Speaker 06

  See, I'm, I'm excited for the pepper box movie that we eventually make on the hypothetical scenario of Yellow Dawn.

• 1:44:53The Fat Electrician?

  Is that what it's going to be called? Because I love that name.

• 1:44:55Speaker 06

  It's a working title.

• 1:44:57The Fat Electrician?

  It's more like Yarrow Dawn.

• 1:45:05The Fat Electrician?

  And by the way, speaking of what you said, I'm pretty sure that you can't buy any jixers after the civil war. So.

• 1:45:13Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:45:17Speaker 06

  Are you still trying to keep your career as a police officer?

• 1:45:20The Fat Electrician?

  I'm homeless.

• 1:45:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:45:28Speaker 06

  Fucking heard that.

• 1:45:31Speaker 03

  I'm having a lot of fun talking about uh U- US invasion with you all. Um, question.

• 1:45:38Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:45:39Speaker 03

  Uh, I did like some of the things like the tactics that like Russia used and it was like taking prisoners out and like putting them in Wagner Group. How effective, like legitimately, because can they be trusted or will they be able to get the job done or will they just do their own thing? If, hold on, if we gave like a bunch of meth, like people are arrested for like meth and violent felonies, more meth. And we're like, here's like a pistol with like five rounds in it. You gotta go behind enemy lines and get your own guns and stuff, but you can do whatever you want.

• 1:46:09Speaker 05

  I, I'm gonna tell you right now, uh, at any point while I was incarcerated. If they would have been like, yo, we want to send you to war. I would have been like, fucking sign me, are you kidding me? There are a lot of patriotic dudes that are locked up.

• 1:46:23Speaker 03

  So.

• 1:46:24Speaker 05

  It would seem like people would be mad at the government about that shit or some not, all those dudes in there are super patriotic. They would love the chance to go and kill any stuff, bro. You just point and they'll shoot, bro. So get them in there. And if you give them meth, they're, I mean, there's probably gonna be some butt. But they're definitely gonna kill shit too.

• 1:46:41Speaker 06

  I was gonna say, what a retarded thing to do. Like, oh yeah, and if they gave you meth, like, yeah, of course they're gonna do that. Oh yeah, we did that quite a lot.

• 1:46:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:46:48Speaker 06

  Not only the United States, but you know, Nazi Germany and everyone like.

• 1:46:51Speaker 05

  Make super soldiers.

• 1:46:53Speaker 06

  That was just like a thing you got issued out like with your green beans and toothpaste.

• 1:46:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:46:58Speaker 03

  Here's your panza chocolata. Enjoy the next three days of not sleep.

• 1:47:02The Fat Electrician?

  Best, best videos is watching those soldiers tweak out.

• 1:47:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, they're like pupils are like that big, climbing a tree.

• 1:47:09Speaker 03

  Oh my fuck, we're in Paris.

• 1:47:15Speaker 05

  And it doesn't even just have to be the violent criminals. You can also just strap the pedophiles to like the outsides of tanks and use them as human shields.

• 1:47:23The Fat Electrician?

  I like this.

• 1:47:23Speaker 05

  Maybe catapult.

• 1:47:26Speaker 02

  Well, the drop them out of drones and just drop them on top of people from such a high distance that they splat.

• 1:47:31The Fat Electrician?

  No, we have to use them. The be used as like anti mine detection.

• 1:47:35Speaker 02

  Hmm, perfect.

• 1:47:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:47:36Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:47:36The Fat Electrician?

  We're just like, hey, guys.

• 1:47:38Speaker 02

  Walk through this fucking god forsaken desert.

• 1:47:41The Fat Electrician?

  French for a legion, so they take a lot of criminals and it's how you can just have a new start. One of my buddies, he was part of that before nine 11 kicked off. He was in the French for a legion. Now he was a good, like perfect, really smart, intelligent. He just wanted to learn French and joined the French for a legion to do that.

• 1:48:02Speaker 02

  Hmm, cuz the, the big thing about the French foreign legion is you can just go in and have a new identity.

• 1:48:08The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:48:09Speaker 02

  So I, I knew a Navy diver buddy that did that. Like he, he was just.

• 1:48:14The Fat Electrician?

  Prior, prior or after Navy?

• 1:48:16Speaker 02

  No, no, like he, he was prior Navy. He was bored. And so he joined the French foreign legion, but he was telling me that like you get a new social security number, you get a new name, you can start over cuz they'll take anyone and make them cannon fodder, basically.

• 1:48:31The Fat Electrician?

  And Enoch, they were like, hey, okay, what's your name? He gave his actual name and like, what's your name though? It's like this, like, oh shit, you, okay.

• 1:48:41Speaker 02

  That's retarded. I know a dude in Miami who'll do that for 600 bucks.

• 1:48:45The Fat Electrician?

  Well, they were like.

• 1:48:46Speaker 02

  I used to be that guy.

• 1:48:47The Fat Electrician?

  He's like, here you go. Here's your stuff. Uh, he was a comms guy, but when they deployed to, uh, this is Africa and, uh, Mogadishu. And they had one attack and IED exploded on one of their vehicles and then immediately because the majority are fucking criminals. They're like, oh, okay. And, uh, the, the local populace just blew us up and didn't tell us, okay. They rounded up the kids, fucking strapped them on the side of the vehicles. And then they strapped all the kids around their vehicles, drove around, did a patrol and then drove back, dropped the kids off. And then that never got attacked a single time after that. They were like, and that's when you have the issue of criminals doing it cuz they're like, ah, they blew us up this one time.

• 1:49:32The Fat Electrician?

  So we took care of it and then no one attacked us after that. They learned the lesson. Yeah, dude, French for Legion.

• 1:49:38Speaker 06

  There's what, there's what's right and there's what's effective.

• 1:49:42The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's, yeah, Enoch was like, it is a fucking wild story because you are five years. You have to sign up minimum. You are there six days a week and.

• 1:49:51Speaker 02

  You have to learn how to speak French, dude. That was a big one.

• 1:49:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yep.

• 1:49:55Speaker 02

  There you have to learn how to speak French.

• 1:49:56Speaker 05

  You mean in, in other countries to participate in certain things, you actually have to adapt to their culture and learn their language.

• 1:50:02Speaker 06

  We are JD.

• 1:50:02Speaker 05

  Part of it. That's crazy as fuck.

• 1:50:04Speaker 02

  That's the oddest thing I've ever heard.

• 1:50:06The Fat Electrician?

  Racist. I want my battle buddies to click their tongues and speak in Gaelic.

• 1:50:19Speaker 06

  Speak in gay.

• 1:50:21Speaker 02

  What was that? What were you doing?

• 1:50:23Speaker 06

  Like click tongue, speak in Gaelic.

• 1:50:27The Fat Electrician?

  Same thing.

• 1:50:28Speaker 02

  Yeah. Why do you have to attack show like that, dude?

• 1:50:32The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, I think Dave's the only one that knows Gaelic. Dave, you know Gaelic, right? How do you say, hey, how you doing?

• 1:50:39Speaker 03

  Uh, David, King, Queen, and Will to.

• 1:50:41Speaker 06

  Oh, King, Queen. That's very nice.

• 1:50:43Speaker 02

  Dave, I didn't know you knew Gaelic. Yeah, yeah, so used to be anyway. Not as much anymore.

• 1:50:53Speaker 02

  That means, I'm you. I love my bed.

• 1:50:57The Fat Electrician?

  All of those things are true.

• 1:51:01The Fat Electrician?

  I'm glad we got that. And District 23 will allow you to love your bed.

• 1:51:12Speaker 06

  Just, you know, requiring people to pass a basic citizenship test where, you know, you learn how to actually use our roads and understand the road signs and not, you know, take a 180 degree turn in the middle of the street and kill a family of three.

• 1:51:26The Fat Electrician?

  The crazy part about that video was his lack of a reaction to that.

• 1:51:30Speaker 06

  He's completely desensitized.

• 1:51:31The Fat Electrician?

  Huh? I didn't like, didn't give a shit.

• 1:51:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, that guy's seen like 80 people fall off trains and get like de-limbed.

• 1:51:39The Fat Electrician?

  He did not. There was that sign, that one picture of, there was a sign that says, do not turn around, like right there too.

• 1:51:45Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:51:45The Fat Electrician?

  He's like, man, just cut it, cut a bitch real quick on a freeway.

• 1:51:50Speaker 02

  What, what, what is it, Rich? Torso decapitation? That's what happened to that entire family of three.

• 1:51:56The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, we just call it dead.

• 1:52:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:52:02Speaker 05

  I like that.

• 1:52:03Speaker 03

  That's a very.

• 1:52:04Speaker 05

  I hear cotton like, nah, that's true.

• 1:52:07Speaker 03

  It's a very good name for it, but um, I didn't know. I don't know. I never heard that term before.

• 1:52:12Speaker 02

  Slid under the truck and so like.

• 1:52:15Speaker 03

  Their torsos were like.

• 1:52:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:52:16Speaker 03

  Cut in twain.

• 1:52:17Speaker 02

  From here up. Yeah, it was done.

• 1:52:19Speaker 03

  I heard like degloving and like de-masking.

• 1:52:23Speaker 06

  I'm not sure de-masking. What's that?

• 1:52:25Speaker 03

  Your face gets ripped off.

• 1:52:26Speaker 06

  Ah.

• 1:52:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:52:28Speaker 03

  Just like what happened.

• 1:52:29The Fat Electrician?

  You ever watched Scooby Doo?

• 1:52:30Speaker 03

  Horrible.

• 1:52:30The Fat Electrician?

  Pay attention.

• 1:52:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. In that horrible incident uh, with those two actors um. John Travolta and uh.

• 1:52:38The Fat Electrician?

  Face off.

• 1:52:40Speaker 03

  They both were de-masked.

• 1:52:42Speaker 02

  God, that is such a good movie too.

• 1:52:44Speaker 05

  It really is.

• 1:52:45Speaker 06

  I've never seen it.

• 1:52:46Speaker 03

  You've never seen Face Off?

• 1:52:47Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:52:48Speaker 03

  Scientology makes really good actors.

• 1:52:50Speaker 05

  Faces.

• 1:52:50Speaker 06

  I under- I understand the premise like that one I get, but.

• 1:52:53Speaker 03

  Do you think we could do that with Eli and like one of the Asian captures that we get when they invade? America?

• 1:53:00Speaker 02

  We and then we send Eli back to the airlines?

• 1:53:02Speaker 03

  Yes, with like a. Vest.

• 1:53:06Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no. That's what.

• 1:53:09Speaker 05

  Nothing I want to do.

• 1:53:13Speaker 05

  No, no, you love it. Stop it. Stop it. Just ripping my.

• 1:53:17Speaker 06

  We rip your face off like, I hate this part. Like, you're not gonna love the next part either.

• 1:53:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:53:22Speaker 02

  That's what we use the. For.

• 1:53:25Speaker 03

  Oh, but we could just tell him he's gonna get like ninety-nine pristine tacos when he dies and goes to heaven.

• 1:53:30The Fat Electrician?

  We need more tape. His eyes aren't squinty enough.

• 1:53:35Speaker 05

  Speaking of John Travolta, did you hear John Travolta's trying to leave Scientology?

• 1:53:39Speaker 03

  I didn't know he was leaving.

• 1:53:40Speaker 02

  I didn't know he started.

• 1:53:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:53:42The Fat Electrician?

  You can't.

• 1:53:42Speaker 03

  How do you try to?

• 1:53:43Speaker 05

  I know you. I I don't know. I think he tried. He said something about leaving. I think they released a sex tape of him and a bunch of minors or something. I don't know.

• 1:53:51Speaker 03

  Oh, what the fuck?

• 1:53:52Speaker 05

  But he said something about leaving Scientology. I thought maybe you guys would have.

• 1:53:55Speaker 06

  I'm just thinking of a guy going into Tom Cruise's office like Travolta's gone. I'll be outside.

• 1:54:00Speaker 05

  So with how much money they've both donated and the way Scientology works, they're supposed to have superpowers. I think one of them's invisibility and one of them's shooting fireballs.

• 1:54:10Speaker 06

  Well, Tom Cruise hasn't aged, so he's definitely got one of something.

• 1:54:13Speaker 05

  Have you guys looked into Scientology at all?

• 1:54:14Speaker 03

  Are you fucking with us right now?

• 1:54:16Speaker 05

  No Scientology's weird as and I'm not like, I didn't want to talk about it while I was on probation out of Florida because they literally own Clearwater.

• 1:54:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:54:24Speaker 05

  And they have so much pull and sway that like anytime anything with Scientology would come up, I'd be like, really want to talk some shit, but it's my freedom. Uh, but like

• 1:54:33Speaker 06

  Are you being legitimate with the superpower?

• 1:54:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, like legitimately, once you reach a certain level and the way to ascend to these levels is by giving them fucking money.

• 1:54:44The Fat Electrician?

  The South Park episode does a fantastic job.

• 1:54:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, with the chef.

• 1:54:49Speaker 05

  Yep. And Lord Zenu, the alien that lives in a mountain.

• 1:54:53The Fat Electrician?

  And they're just flashing on the screen. This is actually what they believe. This is actually is.

• 1:55:00Speaker 06

  So look, just because you've never seen Tom Cruise shoot fireballs out of his hands doesn't mean what evidence doesn't mean evidence of absence.

• 1:55:10Speaker 05

  I don't know that he can't.

• 1:55:12Speaker 06

  I've never seen Epstein touch a child.

• 1:55:14Speaker 05

  Oh, Jesus.

• 1:55:16Speaker 03

  Boom, roasted.

• 1:55:18Speaker 05

  So are we gonna get that list?

• 1:55:21Speaker 06

  I fucking hope so. That was the one thing I've always been transparent on from day one. They're like, oh, well, just because there's certain Republicans that I'm like, no, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a right, left, whatever.

• 1:55:32Speaker 03

  Brandon, I think you both need to come clear and just let everybody know that we only took one ride on the jet and it was just because we were with our family.

• 1:55:40Speaker 06

  You can speak for yourself.

• 1:55:41Speaker 03

  And wanted to go to Miami.

• 1:55:43Speaker 06

  And always sunny.

• 1:55:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:55:45Speaker 06

  I was there for the jet skis.

• 1:55:46Speaker 05

  We need to make a song. Don't hit kids. Diddling kids isn't good.

• 1:55:52Speaker 06

  No, I just, I don't give a fuck who's on the list. Like I, I, I understand that there's not like some Excel spreadsheet that he kept that just like, oh, here's everybody who's ever child.

• 1:56:00Speaker 03

  I don't know. I think there absolutely is a log of people that like showed up and he was just like, there's like a little stamp of like an anime character that says like they did something to somebody.

• 1:56:11Speaker 05

  Well, maybe we don't have it. Maybe Mossad has it.

• 1:56:14Speaker 06

  I guarantee you fucking somebody has it.

• 1:56:16Speaker 05

  Yeah. And I guarantee you. CIA and Mossad probably have that.

• 1:56:20Speaker 06

  Part of the reason why it's probably not getting released is because the people who did have it and the people who knew about it.

• 1:56:25Speaker 05

  Hmm. Yeah. Dude, did you guys see that they actually released the paperwork, the FBI uh, cooperation and uh, confidential informant paperwork for Epstein when he got that case in Florida? Like that.

• 1:56:38Speaker 06

  Like basically dropped.

• 1:56:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, but like it just recently came out or maybe it was out before and I'm just finding out about it. But like I had the paperwork in my phone. I'm like, holy shit. He was absolutely cooperating with the FBI. And he got like this sweet deal that gave immunity to people that are unnamed. Uh, that's crazy. I've never seen anything like that before.

• 1:57:00Speaker 06

  Alexa, who was Ghislaine Maxwell's father?

• 1:57:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:57:08Speaker 02

  What did he do for a living?

• 1:57:12Speaker 02

  Alexa, what did J- Ghislaine Maxwell's father do for a living?

• 1:57:17Speaker 00

  Ghislaine Maxwell's father is Roboto Matisse Wery.

• 1:57:21The Fat Electrician?

  What did he do for a living, Alexa?

• 1:57:27Speaker 06

  All right then, keep your secrets.

• 1:57:44Speaker 02

  In District 23, we will make Alexa tell us what Ghislaine Maxwell's father did as a living.

• 1:57:51Speaker 05

  So confirmed Mossad agent and he made textbooks for school kids.

• 1:57:57Speaker 02

  In the United States.

• 1:57:59Speaker 05

  Yeah. Yeah. Our curriculums that our kids learn from came from him.

• 1:58:03The Fat Electrician?

  I think on that fucking joke, you can end the podcast.

• 1:58:08Speaker 02

  Bye everyone. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, JD Delay, Dark Brandon, Angry Cops, Brandon Herrera, myself, Don and Operator. Thank you so much for being here.

• 1:58:21The Fat Electrician?

  We love you. Have a great day.

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