Why Nikko Ortiz Will Never Fly Again | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 235

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Imagine the over penetration on a Somali pirate.

• 0:02Speaker 01

  Piece of paper.

• 0:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's plywood.

• 0:04Speaker 01

  I just don't want to fall out the sky for two minutes, knowing I'm gonna [bleep] die.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  State mandated homosexuality? No, no, no! King of the cops, bro. Tom me.

• 0:16Speaker 01

  God, I wish you guys weren't all retarded.

• 0:18Speaker 00

  Guys, I think we're done here today.

• 0:22Speaker 02

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous, Brandon. His hair is fucking fabulous. Donut, a dark oak disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to unsubscribe. T D break.

• 0:42The Fat Electrician?

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• 0:54Speaker 04

  We killed Eric. Hostile takeover. We worked for months on all of these flavors, too.

• 0:59The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, so we're launching two new flavors. Each of them have 100mg of caffeine apiece, and we're coming out with Cherry Lime Landmine. And then Brandon has his famous mixer, Atomic Cola, which goes great with Jack Untold.

• 1:12Speaker 00

  That is, of course, my drink of choice, and now I get to be hydrated and drunk and energized.

• 1:18Speaker 04

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• 1:25The Fat Electrician?

  So when you buy a case of the new Echelon flavors, they are normally going to be $3 a can or $36 a case, but for the first 2,500 people that sign up for a subscription, getting two cases, not only are you going to get free shipping, which shipping cases of energy drinks is expensive, you're also going to get a huge discount, and those are going to cost $58.30. You are saving 30% overall if you're the first 2,500 to purchase. You get that discount forever, as long as you keep your subscription active. You are constantly going to get free shipping and a huge discount.

• 1:56Speaker 04

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• 2:06Speaker 00

  That's 25% savings.

• 2:08The Fat Electrician?

  And again, that's for the lifetime of your subscription. And if you don't like doing subscriptions, or you don't like saving money, for whatever reason, you can still do a one-time order. There's still going to be $3 a can. You order a whole case, but if you use code UNSUB, you're going to save 10%.

• 2:21Speaker 04

  What's that code, Cody?

• 2:25Speaker 05

  The code is unsub. First 2,500 people are getting something amazing, but everyone purchasing this weekend is in or to win. What is that Eli? I don't know. It's gold. Nick, what is this?

• 2:38The Fat Electrician?

  It's a ticket. It says golden ticket.

• 2:40Speaker 00

  This golden ticket grants you VIP access to one upcoming unsubscribe show and this ticket happens to be 69.

• 2:47The Fat Electrician?

  Everybody that makes a purchase, no matter what it is, is gonna get one entry, but if you do a subscription pack, you're also gonna get an additional entry. So that counts as two. You're getting two entries if you subscribe.

• 2:56Speaker 05

  We're gonna fly you out to them, hang out at an unsub live show. They are debaucherous. Yes. I'm gonna say the N word.

• 3:03Speaker 00

  I hope not.

• 3:04Speaker 05

  Everyone's gonna get a swag pack, but if you are the lucky first 2,500, you get a couple more cool things.

• 3:10Speaker 00

  Custom Echelon challenge coin.

• 3:12Speaker 05

  Custom Echelon patches. And a pepper box badge and a free month of pepper box. If you are part of the first 48, you still get the free month of pepper box, the pepper box emoji, the pepper box badge, and also the patch. Seriously, thank you for letting us have this possibility to do something like this. And thank you Echelon for giving us a chance to do something like this. Without all of you, none of this would be possible. We work for you at the end of the day and we are so fucking thankful for this opportunity.

• 3:39Speaker 00

  Let's go ahead and go back to the episode before Eli cries.

• 3:42Speaker 05

  Community!

• 3:43Speaker 00

  Community!

• 3:47Speaker 00

  We haven't been recording this whole time?

• 3:49Speaker 05

  No.

• 3:50Speaker 00

  We just did two hours.

• 3:51Speaker 05

  I know. I made a mistake. Just play it off like we haven't been recording the entire time.

• 3:56Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 3:57Speaker 05

  Ready? Three, two, one.

• 4:04Speaker 05

  Ooh, ooh, what's up? Wait, I can't say it. Who's gonna start it this time?

• 4:09Speaker 00

  Hi, everyone. Unsubscribe podcast here. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tab, Nick the Fat Electrician, myself, Brandon Herrera, and Nico Ortiz.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  Hi.

• 4:19Speaker 05

  Our beautiful boys. What's up, bitches?

• 4:21Speaker 01

  What, Nick?

• 4:22The Fat Electrician?

  You haven't been here like 100 episodes, fuckhead.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  I know. I be living in different places, but I live here now, so we're good.

• 4:28The Fat Electrician?

  Multiple shot shows in between unsub appearances is unacceptable.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  I showed up. I just wasn't on camera. I supported still.

• 4:35Speaker 05

  You did. Yeah.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:38Speaker 05

  It's been a long time now. It's been a while. Nico ain't a fan of the, the flying the planes. Uh-uh.

• 4:44Speaker 01

  Really? Nah, hell nah. Nah, hell nah.

• 4:46The Fat Electrician?

  Why do you think he drove his car here?

• 4:48Speaker 01

  Cause I figured he needed his car.

• 4:50The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  That too, but yes. Yes. I was like, you know what? I'll just drive here. It's better. Left my other car here for like, God knows how long, but yeah. No flying. No, thanks. I'm good.

• 5:01Speaker 05

  I always forget that and then I remember I'm like, oh yeah, that's why he never visits. It's the death.

• 5:05Speaker 01

  I'm like, I'm, I'm good. I don't need to fly anywhere ever again anymore. I'll just stay at my house at this point, but now you guys are like a 30 minute drive away. So this is fantastic.

• 5:16Speaker 05

  And we made you fly anyways. We drove him to the airport.

• 5:21The Fat Electrician?

  I've got an Uber picking you up helicopter.

• 5:24Speaker 05

  Fly crazy.

• 5:26Speaker 01

  Do helicopters fuck with you? No, that, isn't that weird? That is. I love, I love helicopters.

• 5:31Speaker 05

  Huh.

• 5:31Speaker 01

  I think it's so much better and funner.

• 5:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:34The Fat Electrician?

  And more dangerous.

• 5:36Speaker 05

  Yeah. The thing that beats up air in order to stay floating.

• 5:39Speaker 01

  Dude, okay. You know what the main thing probably is, is I just don't want to fall out the sky for two minutes, knowing I'm gonna die.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  Like no, it's, oh shit, what the fuck? Done. Like that's nice. You're already given the box of panic.

• 5:58Speaker 05

  This guy's really.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  This is why he hasn't been here in a while. But yeah.

• 6:04Speaker 05

  If it's screaming at the top of the time, I'd be so annoyed. I'd be like, dude, we're gonna die. Please. My last two minutes, I don't want to hear you screaming at the top of your fucking.

• 6:13Speaker 01

  I'd be like, then fix the plane, dude. I'm gonna make sure you were the first person on this plane to die. Yeah. And, and people like, oh, well, if you're that worried, you can like, go and get like your like, you know, skydiving license. And I'm like, that's great. But if you go through TSA with that thing, one, I'm gonna look like a terrorist. Two, I can do that, but I don't know how to repack a chute. I don't want to repack a chute.

• 6:34Speaker 05

  I hold on.

• 6:35Speaker 01

  They can go through it. Nico walks in.

• 6:38Speaker 05

  Hold on, stop.

• 6:40The Fat Electrician?

  DB Cooper give you?

• 6:44The Fat Electrician?

  Who the is telling you all if you're nervous, just pack a parachute as you're carrying on?

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Then I won't be afraid to get on the plane, Nick.

• 6:50The Fat Electrician?

  Well, I understand where you're coming from. I'm saying what psychopath gave you that advice? Like that would be-

• 6:56Speaker 01

  It was actually my idea and then everyone agreed with me. Okay?

• 6:59Speaker 00

  Did they agree with you before or after they found out that like even DB Cooper probably didn't survive jumping out of a fucking commercial airliner with a parachute?

• 7:07Speaker 01

  At least I have a option.

• 7:08The Fat Electrician?

  I just like during this plane wrecking, you're gonna be like, okay, we'll just unbuckle, we'll walk to the back. It's gonna be smooth sailing. Well, not violent turbulence smashed around. You're gonna open that back door and be like, okay.

• 7:22The Fat Electrician?

  And then you're gonna hit the wing die, suck into the engine.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Fucking I jump out, hit the wing, my chute just flaps and I'm like, oh, god damn it.

• 7:32The Fat Electrician?

  Now you're just dragged down and you're caught on the wing.

• 7:36Speaker 01

  I'm just hitting the plane.

• 7:38The Fat Electrician?

  Just flaps.

• 7:39Speaker 00

  The ironic part is that the plane would have been fine until his body hit the wing. They're like, oh, we regained stability. Oh, god.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  Oh, shit. No, my plan is I was like, you know what? Maybe I'll buy like a nice little plane and then I'll just have parachutes on it and then I won't give a shit. That's a good idea. No, they don't like my idea. Okay, I'm gonna fuck myself.

• 8:02Speaker 00

  It's a great idea, Diego. Great idea.

• 8:04The Fat Electrician?

  I will pay money to try to see you bring a parachute in as your carry on.

• 8:09Speaker 01

  Well, so I've thought about this.

• 8:11Speaker 00

  Is that allowed?

• 8:12Speaker 01

  Yes, it is.

• 8:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, you get a free cavity search with every one.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  Pretty much. The problem is that you can do that, but the TSA can open the chute, they can inspect it and do all of that shit. And I was like, well, if you hate me and you want to kill me and you like take little scissors and do whatever to me, like I don't want to repack it in the airport either. I don't even know if I could.

• 8:32The Fat Electrician?

  That would be fucking hilarious.

• 8:34Speaker 00

  What did you do to the TSA?

• 8:35The Fat Electrician?

  Pay no attention to the man repacking his parachute in the middle of the terminal.

• 8:39Speaker 00

  Seriously. Now imagine, oh, something worse. Imagine he's repacking the chute and you realize he's in your, on your flight.

• 8:47Speaker 01

  That's how you get rid of the terrorists on the flight. They're like, oh, he's got this one. I'll pick a different one.

• 8:54Speaker 00

  I'd just be terrified seeing you. You're on the phone getting mad, trying to repack this. And as an outsider that doesn't know you, they're just like, he's fucking all over the place. This guy's yelling and then quiet and smiling and then doing a weird laugh and then a happy laugh. What?

• 9:09Speaker 01

  It's the Uno reverse card. An Arab guy sees a white dude on his flight and changes flight. Oh, hell no. No, no, no, no, no.

• 9:19Speaker 01

  But yeah, no, I'm, I'm good on the flight. He's on to us.

• 9:22Speaker 00

  What's up?

• 9:23Speaker 01

  He's on to us.

• 9:25The Fat Electrician?

  Well, he has it.

• 9:27Speaker 01

  Oh, God. Yeah, no, I don't, I don't enjoy flying. It's just not for me. I just, I, I tend to care less and less for flying every single time I fly. And like the end result is just, I end up getting just like disgustingly bad turbulence on every flight. I end up do taking and I'm like, everything I've been through in my entire life, I refuse to go due to a plane going down of all things. If I was like going to war on a plane and the shit went down, like whatever, I'm doing something with purpose, but like, I want to go on podcasts. It's gonna be so fun. I'm gonna get, no, it's gonna really piss me off.

• 10:04Speaker 00

  We're not gonna have cool deaths like plane crashes. I already know. Like we, we do some pretty cool shit. Karma, the way, whatever, like the balance of the universe, we're gonna go out doing something fucking dumb and not cool.

• 10:14The Fat Electrician?

  I'm good with that.

• 10:15Speaker 00

  Slipping on an ice cube.

• 10:17The Fat Electrician?

  Car wreck, sober, sober car wreck.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  Sober.

• 10:22Speaker 00

  I love how that makes it less cool in your.

• 10:25The Fat Electrician?

  Tell me it doesn't.

• 10:27Speaker 00

  Nico, what, what is your least favorite thing about flying?

• 10:31The Fat Electrician?

  I just like.

• 10:32Speaker 00

  Other than just the crashing.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  No, it's, it's, it's, the thing about it, you're in a metal tin can, tens of thousands of feet in the sky, zero control, and you don't know the pilots, at least in the military, when you like do half of these things, you chit chat, they're your brothers in arms and you like, trust them. And I'm like, you know what? Get dude, if this bitch goes down, like we're doing it together. I don't know any of these people. I had to pay for this fucking seat. I don't like it.

• 10:56Speaker 00

  DEI hires at Delta Airlines are not gonna be the one, the thing that takes me out.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  No, I just, I, I, it makes me uncomfortable. I just, I hate it. And then like I always end up getting nasty turbulence and I'm like, Oh, fuck! Like every time and I'm like just staring out the window. I'm like, please.

• 11:14Speaker 05

  When you say turbulence, do you mean like nausea or?

• 11:17Speaker 01

  Like I'm talking about my ass cheeks are quite literally coming off of this seat slightly and going back down and basically like riding the plane at this point. So yeah, not like little foo foo foo, but it's devastating.

• 11:30Speaker 00

  Those big ones are like whoop, whoop.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  Yes, every single time I fly and it was like, it fucks with my head because every single time I get on plane, they're like, "Hey guys, this is a pilot. Um, flight attendants, please take your seat. We are not going to be doing, "I paid for first class so I can get drunk and like kind of forget. "We are not going to be doing drink a bottle service because it's going to get very bumpy, but once we get past this very bad spot, "we will start the drink service." I'm like, totally defeats the purpose of the whole thing.

• 12:00Speaker 00

  Wrong order there, pal.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, wrong order, dude. But luckily now I just get shitfaced before I get on the plane. It still doesn't help that much.

• 12:07Speaker 00

  You, uh, I'm just thinking of you doing the Nico scream directly to my right. I'm like, Nico, for fuck's sake, we haven't taken off yet.

• 12:15Speaker 05

  Nico, they're asking us to buckle up. Please chill.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  No, that's what I'm saying. The next time you guys fly somewhere, I'll go and you guys can see what it's like flying with Nico. It'll be great.

• 12:25Speaker 05

  Just nervous.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  I'm gonna be so tense. I'm just gonna be mad the whole time and frustrated.

• 12:31Speaker 05

  Hat coming out. No, no, Nico, no.

• 12:35Speaker 00

  I know the easy way off this flight.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm gonna be a problem.

• 12:39Speaker 05

  Take it off, turn back around. He's already got a second one on.

• 12:42Speaker 01

  What's going on?

• 12:44Speaker 05

  Removing hats and we don't know where they're coming from.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  We're getting kicked off this fucking plane.

• 12:47Speaker 00

  I bought a 10 pack of Burger King crowns for the unsub live tour last time and I fucking forgot to bring them.

• 12:54Speaker 05

  What a fucking insult to Burger King. They would have gave it to you for free if you ordered food. You're like, I don't want your food. I'll just pay for them.

• 12:59Speaker 00

  I don't, but it was, it was before they started rolling it back out again. I just went on eBay and bought a 10 pack.

• 13:05Speaker 05

  Of course you did.

• 13:06Speaker 00

  It was like $15, whatever.

• 13:08Speaker 01

  Loves them 10 packs. It's so good.

• 13:12Speaker 00

  Just a dangerous.

• 13:13Speaker 01

  Listen, my goals are beyond your understanding.

• 13:16Speaker 00

  What's funny is the people that sell that on eBay have to know.

• 13:20Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:22Speaker 00

  Like.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Halloween, they probably make a fucking killing.

• 13:25Speaker 05

  Man, Hall Hitler sixty nine sixty nine, five stars.

• 13:30Speaker 00

  The Halloween costume is just the it's the white shirt, the Burger King crown and the teardrop tattoo.

• 13:35Speaker 01

  Fifty thousand orders, five stars, what?

• 13:40Speaker 05

  All very positive.

• 13:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. Love my hat, very durable, take it on every flight with me. I'd love it.

• 13:46Speaker 05

  Instant reply shipped instantly.

• 13:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:49Speaker 05

  Very nice card on the inside.

• 13:51Speaker 01

  Hate when you take it out of the box.

• 13:54Speaker 00

  Oh, God. And it's like just a one star review like didn't get my order seller very rude Noel Silverstein.

• 14:03Speaker 05

  I like.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Nick doesn't like talking about, I remember from the one last time and I was like, oh, because they're.

• 14:14Speaker 00

  What?

• 14:14Speaker 01

  That is probably one of my favorite.

• 14:16The Fat Electrician?

  They spent forty five minutes trying to paint me as a racist. It was miserable.

• 14:24Speaker 00

  Somebody spent thirteen million dollars.

• 14:25Speaker 01

  I've heard Eli laugh, I think, ever. And it just makes me feel so.

• 14:31Speaker 00

  Somebody spent thirteen million dollars trying to paint me as a racist. So, you know, it works out.

• 14:35The Fat Electrician?

  I think we were like, we had already filmed one or two podcasts that day, got drunk during the podcast, went to the bar for two hours and then came back. And for some reason I was like, we're recording again.

• 14:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was when it's like, we're doing another podcast. Like we were drunk as shit over there. I think like, okay, let's go.

• 14:53Speaker 00

  Podcast ever come out?

• 14:54Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 14:55Speaker 01

  Oh, it did.

• 14:55The Fat Electrician?

  It's aggressive.

• 14:56Speaker 00

  Oh, man, I.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  It was just the three of us.

• 14:58Speaker 00

  I remember the one we filmed at the house the other like a couple of months back that there's no way that podcast has seen the.

• 15:04The Fat Electrician?

  Do we still have that footage?

• 15:05Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:05The Fat Electrician?

  I just, I just want the snippet of the forties are here. That's all I want. I want to make that my ringtone.

• 15:12Speaker 05

  We had to scrub through it.

• 15:14Speaker 00

  Was Rich there too? Yeah. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, that was. That tracks, actually.

• 15:19Speaker 05

  We Door dashed 40s.

• 15:20Speaker 00

  It was me, you, Eli, Rich, and Connor. Yep, that was the other one.

• 15:26Speaker 05

  Connor spent 45 minutes trying to tell a story.

• 15:29Speaker 00

  So the wall, the stone wall, up dead high. Fucking god dang it. God dang it.

• 15:35Speaker 04

  I think through all of our years in business on the internet, we've all used Shopify. I've used it for merch and my skate shop and a couple of other businesses.

• 15:42Speaker 05

  I will actually agree 100% on that. Everything we do is run through Shopify.

• 15:47Speaker 00

  Even Bunkers run through Shopify.

• 15:49Speaker 05

  Our Shoes, which is a separate company, is run through Shopify and they talk together because of Shopify.

• 15:55Speaker 00

  Shopify runs the world.

• 15:57Speaker 05

  Did you know Shopify will actually help you design a website also, Cody?

• 16:01Speaker 04

  I know I didn't know about starting an online store. When I started my career online and Shopify just made it super, super easy for my dumb

• 16:10Speaker 05

  Bring it up and some people haven't heard about my brand, no.

• 16:13Speaker 00

  That's actually easy, Eli. Shopify helps you find your customers with easy to use email and social media campaigns.

• 16:18Speaker 05

  Step Cody, what happens if I get stuck?

• 16:20Speaker 04

  Shopify is always around to share advice with their award winning 24/7 customer service.

• 16:24Speaker 05

  Step support, bro. You got my back.

• 16:26Speaker 00

  And your front.

• 16:27Speaker 05

  Shopify helps millions of businesses around the world and

• 16:31Speaker 04

  10% of all e-commerce in the US.

• 16:33Speaker 00

  From household names like Mattel or Jim Shark to new brands just getting started.

• 16:37Speaker 05

  On some shoes, on some merch, bunker.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  No, we've all been doing this for over a decade and Shopify is the easiest e-commerce platform we've ever used.

• 16:46Speaker 00

  I think every single one of us has used Shopify at one point.

• 16:48Speaker 05

  I think all our businesses right now are using Shopify.

• 16:52Speaker 00

  No, except mine, but that's because it's guns. Can't do that.

• 16:55Speaker 05

  Just one of them can't. Turn those dreams into SFX. Cha-ching. Shopify new sell sound.

• 17:02Speaker 00

  And give them the best shot at success with Shopify.

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  Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/UnsubPod.

• 17:10Speaker 05

  Shopify.com/UnsubPod. Mr. Nika, what have you been up to, my friend? You just moved to Texas.

• 17:19Speaker 01

  I did.

• 17:20Speaker 05

  Quite the big move.

• 17:21Speaker 00

  Congratulations.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Thanks. It's great to be here. It's so much better than like LA and Las Vegas, like by far. And just the people in general aren't uh complete pieces of shit. So you know, that's really nice as well. Um, but yeah, I think it's funny because me and Eli were talking one day and you guys are always also welcoming and stuff like, oh, we love seeing you, man. You gotta come out here. And I'm like, fuck that bitch. I'm getting on no plane. And then Eli was like, yeah, dude, we miss you. You gotta come out here. And I was like, well, my lease is coming up.

• 17:48The Fat Electrician?

  You moved to avoid a plane flight?

• 17:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:51Speaker 00

  Dedication.

• 17:52Speaker 01

  They always hold their fucking hands. Pretty much. And then I was like, you know what? It'd be so funny if like, I just buy a house out there and then not tell anybody until I move out there. When me and you were talking, I literally hadn't told anybody, but randomly, me and you were talking uh previously and you were like, I was like, hey, what's new, dude? We're catching up, blah, blah, blah. And like three hours later, I just moved out here like a weekend. And then Eli's like, I'll come to dinner. And then he obviously told you and you text me like there was a you're like, you moved to San Antonio? I was like, oh, yeah.

• 18:25Speaker 01

  Cause I think it's funny for some reason. So yeah, now I have a house out here.

• 18:28Speaker 00

  I you had a flight here.

• 18:30The Fat Electrician?

  I just love how your brain works. You're like, I miss my boys. I don't like planes.

• 18:37The Fat Electrician?

  We're moving.

• 18:37Speaker 00

  All of this to

• 18:38The Fat Electrician?

  We're moving.

• 18:39Speaker 00

  Solution. All of this just to avoid a return flight?

• 18:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, absolutely not. There was no way. So now I have a house out here and it's just a nice, safe, 30 minute drive in a car.

• 18:50Speaker 05

  His response when I was like, oh, we can invite Nico. He's like, oh, is he in town? It's like he moved here. What?

• 18:56The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 18:57Speaker 00

  And then he texts you like, short answer, yes.

• 19:00Speaker 05

  My, yeah, he literally just, I think at that point moved here like the day of or

• 19:05Speaker 01

  It was like, I was only like seven, seven days in. Cause I was like, I couldn't even come and hang out just because I was like, I'm still unpacking boxes and shit. So I'm not gonna be able to make it. But yeah. And then here we are, hanging out.

• 19:20The Fat Electrician?

  The four best friends that anyone can have. Yeah, just in time for us to move Range Day to Las Vegas.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  I know, dude. I was so fucking mad. Literally, it wasn't until like last week officially, I was like, okay, I guess I'll go to the Range Day. Cause I literally, I was like, I'm not going. I'm not getting on a plane. I just literally came here and I drove here, by the way. And so I'm like, you know what? Uh, it was, I forget who convinced me like two days ago. And I was like, you know what? Fuck it. Like, I'll go to Range Day, I guess.

• 19:50Speaker 00

  We'd love to have you.

• 19:51Speaker 01

  Thanks. Thanks, guys. So fun.

• 19:55The Fat Electrician?

  You go, come on.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  They're like, let's just do it because we know Nico's gonna move out here. But let's get this little bitch boy on a plane and watch him freak out.

• 20:03Speaker 00

  We'll charter it private, which is statistically way more likely to crash.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  But it's more fun.

• 20:08Speaker 00

  That is true. I've never flown private.

• 20:10Speaker 05

  Nico wakes up in a Spirit airline.

• 20:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:14Speaker 00

  We said we were flying private.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  I'll just drive out there and I'll meet you guys.

• 20:22Speaker 00

  And Spirit Airlines is going under, I think, right? They just announced they're they're closing up.

• 20:25The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no.

• 20:26Speaker 00

  Are they?

• 20:26Speaker 01

  Are they? I thought Spirit Airlines is actually doing kind of good.

• 20:29The Fat Electrician?

  No, I don't think so. I don't think they've ever done good.

• 20:31Speaker 01

  I mean, no one ever thinks they're doing good, but like, I'm like, I don't know. My parents always fly Spirit and I'm like, okay.

• 20:38The Fat Electrician?

  We'll go.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  Help us out, parents.

• 20:41Speaker 00

  Dude, it was one of the.

• 20:42The Fat Electrician?

  Those are the ones I'm like, nah, of all the airplanes.

• 20:46Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, bankruptcy. Yeah.

• 20:47Speaker 01

  Okay, I was wrong.

• 20:48Speaker 00

  They said they they canceled service at four California airports and canceled 11 routes. Okay, maybe they're not going under yet, but they're like about to go into bankruptcy.

• 20:56Speaker 05

  Restructuring process.

• 20:59Speaker 05

  So the restructuring.

• 21:02Speaker 05

  Weird.

• 21:03The Fat Electrician?

  Neat.

• 21:04Speaker 05

  They get a lot. I mean, they have a lot of media attention all the time, which shows you.

• 21:10Speaker 00

  Very good.

• 21:11Speaker 05

  No, exactly.

• 21:13The Fat Electrician?

  I feel like you would know this. Why? Why did we? What was the plane that could travel like super fucking fast? It was a commercial, the Concorde.

• 21:20Speaker 01

  Concorde.

• 21:21The Fat Electrician?

  They ran it for like a couple of years and then they quit. Why did they stop with that?

• 21:25Speaker 00

  I don't know. I don't know if it was like a FAA, like a regulation thing where there was like a they capped commercial flight speeds or something like that.

• 21:33Speaker 01

  I thought it was an efficiency thing because like you it costs like a pretty penny. You could get from like west coast to east coast and obviously all business people are paying it, but like the fuel efficiency and this is when like all these planes started transitioning, I thought, to smaller aircraft and they're like, it it just makes more sense to have these people pay for more flights and do more like stops.

• 21:52Speaker 00

  So the Concorde was retired in 2003 due to a combination of high operating costs, a sharp decline in passenger numbers after a fatal 2,000 crash and restrictions on supersonic flights over land. So it was, yeah, okay, so there was a. There was a.

• 22:05The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah, dude, the supersonic's stupid. I disagree.

• 22:10Speaker 01

  I like.

• 22:10Speaker 05

  I want that. If it's that high, are you gonna hear that shit really? You'll hear like.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 22:15The Fat Electrician?

  No, you can't hear it. It's just like, why, why not get there faster?

• 22:19Speaker 05

  Well, that's what I like. No, like I want that.

• 22:22The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, I thought you were saying you didn't like it.

• 22:23Speaker 05

  No, I like it. I'm like, fuck no, speed. I love speed.

• 22:27Speaker 06

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 22:56Speaker 01

  Isn't the nose shit like once you're in the air it goes like and like straightens out the whole head of the aircraft and then before you land it like fucking dude, that would fuck me up. Yeah. When it takes off, it's like downwards. And then when it's in the air, it's like.

• 23:12Speaker 05

  It consumed five to seven times more fuel than subsonic aircraft.

• 23:16The Fat Electrician?

  I don't care.

• 23:17Speaker 05

  Oh, trust me. I because the speed and how fast did it get from New York to LA? That's what I was trying to figure out. Concorde.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  Wait, New York to LA?

• 23:26Speaker 05

  LA to New York.

• 23:27Speaker 01

  Three hours.

• 23:28Speaker 05

  It was fast, especially compared to what is it six hours for a regular one?

• 23:33The Fat Electrician?

  Traveling at Mach two zero four, thirteen hundred and fifty four miles an hour. Holy shit. You're looking at sub three hour flight from coast to coast.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  That's pretty hot.

• 23:44The Fat Electrician?

  Be awesome.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  Dude, oh god, that was no, it's tweaking me out. Just thinking about, you're just flying super fast and shit just starts slowly.

• 23:52The Fat Electrician?

  You'll hit the ground. You'll hit the ground faster though. That was your whole.

• 23:55Speaker 01

  No, you're going like this, Nick. You're not hitting the ground faster.

• 24:00The Fat Electrician?

  You're not, it's gonna.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  My skin will probably get to fly out of my body before I hit the ground.

• 24:05The Fat Electrician?

  Hey, the flight's shorter.

• 24:07Speaker 01

  No.

• 24:07Speaker 00

  Okay. So, oh god, the Concorde typically took five hours, and this is just, you know, Google results. So who knows? Five hours and forty five minutes to fly from Los Angeles to London.

• 24:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  That's sick. What do you think the flight's like though? Do you think it's like smooth or just like crazy?

• 24:22The Fat Electrician?

  I bet you don't feel shit.

• 24:24Speaker 05

  It's like the bullet train. Bullet train. You're just walking around. It is very chill. Just like, oh shit. And then you look out the window.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  It's something stops to get you.

• 24:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:37Speaker 05

  The what's LHR?

• 24:39The Fat Electrician?

  Maybe they're gonna bring it back since they're they're rolling back all the EPA shit with cars.

• 24:42Speaker 00

  Dude, that would be that would be rad. LHR?

• 24:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 24:47Speaker 05

  To JFK is three hours compared to seven point five, seven and six.

• 24:50The Fat Electrician?

  Those flight times are wildly different. Did you see the EPA shit?

• 24:55Speaker 00

  Oh, which ones?

• 24:56The Fat Electrician?

  They're rolling back like a bunch of EPA and cafe standards and all the bullshit. And Toyota came out and announced their new Supra is gonna have a V eight.

• 25:03Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  Oh, I did see that. I thought it was like something, is it a V eight or like a V twelve? They were talking about like something.

• 25:09The Fat Electrician?

  They said it was gonna be a five liter V eight in the Supra. I mean, the Supra is tiny.

• 25:14Speaker 01

  That should go.

• 25:16The Fat Electrician?

  I'm excited.

• 25:17Speaker 00

  Dupid fuck.

• 25:17The Fat Electrician?

  V eights are back on the menu.

• 25:19Speaker 00

  A lot of supercars are gonna.

• 25:23Speaker 01

  It's supercars in general, like I the hype is dying. Thank God. Like all these supercars, like you're the Tesla is gonna fuck every supercar in the ass.

• 25:34Speaker 00

  Especially the new Roadster is.

• 25:36Speaker 05

  New Roadster is fast.

• 25:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, like the the supercars are what? They're just expensive, but they're not as fast.

• 25:42Speaker 00

  I think it's it's a lot of its aesthetic, though.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  That like.

• 25:45Speaker 00

  Yeah. Cause even the new Roadster like.

• 25:48Speaker 00

  I like, I love all of the stats of the Roadster and I'll I I might buy one depending on when they come out and how much they actually go for. But I just I doesn't look like it. It's like hypercar stats, but it looks like a Model S.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  That's always the hard part. It's you want that refined. I want a Lamborghini because of a Lamborghini. I want a McLaren F one.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  That sexy look.

• 26:06Speaker 05

  Of McLaren F one. Plus, the engine sound. I hate. I love how fast electric cars are. I hate despise them racing. Run anything. It's just you just hear.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  Get over it, Eli.

• 26:19The Fat Electrician?

  Just say it. It's a perception of women. It's a whole issue with it. It's like trying to explain to a woman that the the power lifter with the beer guts actually stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger. They're never gonna believe you, and that's all that matters. Doesn't matter what's on the stat sheet. Just what impresses you? Okay, we're gonna go with that. I'll spend four times the money.

• 26:40Speaker 00

  I feel like supercars are like, that's another thing where it's like watches and anything else, which shouts out to watch guy. You're impressing other men.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  You're gay.

• 26:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, something like that. That's the reason I got my watch. So dudes would ask me questions. Saying why I got my. Subgranted by men. Oh, 100% like, and it's true. Guys will walk up to you before women will. If you have a nice car. Girls aren't like, oh my God, it's dudes like.

• 27:07The Fat Electrician?

  No, there's, there's a, there's like a bell curve where it's like impressing everybody, impressing everybody, impressing everybody. Women stop being impressed. Only dudes keep being impressed.

• 27:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:17The Fat Electrician?

  With watches, it's like women are impressed up until Rolex. Try to explain to them what an A and P is or any like anything.

• 27:25Speaker 05

  It's not going anywhere.

• 27:25The Fat Electrician?

  They don't give a shit. It's not a Rolex.

• 27:27Speaker 05

  It's like the only brands they know.

• 27:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 27:29Speaker 05

  Unless you're like into it, into it.

• 27:30The Fat Electrician?

  Right. It's like Lamborghini, Ferrari. What the fuck is a McLaren?

• 27:34Speaker 05

  The knowledge is kept. I just watched you like take poison damage on that one.

• 27:38The Fat Electrician?

  I know it's like, tell me I'm wrong.

• 27:40Speaker 05

  I just watched like a tear went down and he sucked it back up. I'm watching like Eli's heads up display like Red Dead.

• 27:49Speaker 05

  Negative honor. He's like, what the fuck did you just say?

• 27:56Speaker 05

  Sav, you're laughing a little too hard.

• 27:58The Fat Electrician?

  Sav, did you know what a McLaren was before he got one?

• 28:00Speaker 04

  Yes, only to my dad though. So it's still, it's still stone guy base.

• 28:08Speaker 05

  Hey, they made a new one too. Only five. I told Brandon today. Yeah. I was like, hey, if one of those five got offered to unsub to buy as a whole, and it's three to $5 million. We were spending three to $5 million. The new one? What is it? The W one or whatever the fuck? So Gordon Murray makes his own. He made the F1, then stepped away and then very rarely designs cars. He just redesigned the F1 LM as the S1 and it is, there's only five being made and there are maybe three to $5 million. He hasn't set a price and that car is going to be worth in a decade, like 40, 50 million dollars instantly, like. Mark my words, in two decades, that will be a $50 million car all day long.

• 28:51Speaker 00

  On subhistorians, you better get your pens out.

• 28:53Speaker 01

  But what about the speed tail that lost all of its value?

• 28:56Speaker 05

  He didn't work on that.

• 28:57Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. We're talking about the designer here retaining the value of the car.

• 29:00Speaker 05

  Yep. That's why out of those 100, well, there's like 82 F1s left. Their, the last one sold for like $32 million.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  Fuck, God.

• 29:08Speaker 05

  And that was $800,000 when it came out. And they're just getting, they just keep going up.

• 29:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, go buy a supercar, guys.

• 29:15Speaker 00

  Well, you know, that was, that was kind of like part of growing up for me. It's like, since I was a kid, I always wanted a Lamborghini Aventador. That was like my car. I'm like, when I make it, I'm gonna buy a Lamborghini Aventador. And it's like weirdly like, it's the growing up thing where you, you realize like, okay, now that I can afford one, I would rather spend that. It's like a few hundred thousand, what, 3, 4, 500,000 dollars?

• 29:37Speaker 05

  300 ba, like you.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  That shit's always changing. The car market's all fucked right now.

• 29:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's the hard part right now. Super, 500 grand, 3 to 500 easy.

• 29:44Speaker 00

  I would rather have that and like either invest in more businesses or buy some land or hire more employees or buy a CNC machine or like, there's so many things that that money could do that would matter more in my life than a car that I'll drive once a week.

• 29:57Speaker 05

  Cut to Brandon driving a CNC down the road.

• 30:01Speaker 01

  It's like, I can have all of it realistically, guys. I was just pitching out some good advice.

• 30:06Speaker 00

  I'm not, YouTube money ain't that good. It's decent, but it's not that good.

• 30:11Speaker 05

  It's hard, like, supercars, watch, even watches, looking at the prices, it's like, ah, but they're really cool. And then it is an heirloom you're gonna pass down to your kiddo.

• 30:20Speaker 00

  Especially if there's like precious metals and stuff like that. Like, it makes a little more sense than just, I didn't even have a nice watch either until like a year and a half ago.

• 30:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:30Speaker 00

  I was, I was rocking a $90 Invictus, like, tells time.

• 30:33Speaker 05

  Same. And then you start learning it. And then really, he went as autistic as me.

• 30:42Speaker 05

  It's rare when I'm like, ah, he is just as invested into studying.

• 30:46The Fat Electrician?

  We don't talk about things my wife don't know about.

• 30:48Speaker 00

  Dude, you put on a swimming cap and dove down that chasm hole.

• 30:52Speaker 05

  I was like, oh, he's sending me pictures.

• 30:54The Fat Electrician?

  I gotta find the best one. Okay, I found the best one. Sell the rest.

• 30:57Speaker 00

  Apple Watch. Get fucked. Speaking of which, what do you know?

• 31:02The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, this is the one. This is the winner. This is the, the Grand Seiko.

• 31:07Speaker 04

  It is spot on timer, like.

• 31:09Speaker 00

  Oh, that's right. Yeah. You were telling me about that one.

• 31:11The Fat Electrician?

  Thing is, it's been two months I've had it and it's not a second off yet, which is impressive for a mechanical watch.

• 31:18Speaker 00

  Same with my phone.

• 31:19The Fat Electrician?

  Wild. This is true. This is true.

• 31:23Speaker 00

  He's like, shut the fuck up, Brandon.

• 31:25Speaker 05

  It's like, come on, yo, come on. Brandon, do you need not a good?

• 31:29Speaker 00

  One more time. You got this, buddy.

• 31:31Speaker 05

  Brandon, can you, Brandon, do you like?

• 31:33Speaker 00

  Almost there, bud.

• 31:34Speaker 05

  Brandon, where do you store your firearms?

• 31:37Speaker 00

  All over my house, in every fucking crevice.

• 31:39Speaker 05

  Well, do I have the product for you, Nick? Show them.

• 31:42The Fat Electrician?

  Here, hand it to me, Brandon, so I can show you. Brandon, this is StopBox.

• 31:48Speaker 05

  StopBox.

• 31:49The Fat Electrician?

  We love box.

• 31:50Speaker 00

  You're selling me.

• 31:52Speaker 05

  What's in the box?

• 31:53The Fat Electrician?

  You have to open it and find out.

• 31:54Speaker 00

  All right, well, let's see if I can do this. Oh, wow. Look at that.

• 31:57The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it didn't stop you.

• 31:59Speaker 04

  Can I hide my goop in that?

• 32:00Speaker 05

  You can hide your goop in that, Cody. Cody, do you know why I love this thing?

• 32:04Speaker 00

  Why?

• 32:07Speaker 05

  Why?

• 32:08Speaker 00

  Why, God, why?

• 32:10Speaker 05

  Because you don't have to use keys.

• 32:14The Fat Electrician?

  Gun not included.

• 32:15Speaker 00

  Cody, you've got multiple cats in your house, including Squirt, who's quite the scrapper. Would you want Squirt to have access to your firearms? No, he's violent. Well, then StopBox is the perfect product for you. No cats getting inside that.

• 32:28The Fat Electrician?

  Or people without thumbs.

• 32:29Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 32:30The Fat Electrician?

  The nice part is it is actually TSA compliant.

• 32:33Speaker 00

  I didn't actually know that part until a couple of months ago. That is actually really cool. You just put a little lock through there.

• 32:39The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  When you check in a pistol or any gun, if there's a hole that a lock can go through on whatever you're checking your gun in, you have to put a lock through that. This has one hole, so you just need one lock, easily accessible once you land on the ground.

• 32:50Speaker 00

  I know you're not normally a one-hole kind of guy, but this is, uh, definitely an exception to the rule. Never worry about tariffs because everything is sourced right here in the USA.

• 32:59Speaker 05

  Wait, what are tariffs?

• 33:00Speaker 00

  Like, I'm pretty sure I shot a few of them.

• 33:04Speaker 05

  For a limited time only, get 10% off your entire order if you use code unsubscribe checkout.

• 33:09The Fat Electrician?

  And right now, if you buy one StopBox, you're gonna get another StopBox free. So that's 10% off, plus buy one, get one free when you use code unsub at checkout. That's StopBoxUSA.com.

• 33:19Speaker 04

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• 33:22Speaker 05

  StopBoxUSA.com. Use code unsubscribe. Nico, what are you working on next? Now that you're surrounded by all the creators again? Now you can do anything.

• 33:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I mean, like I said, like maybe like a year or two ago, I was like, okay, the once I went to Vegas, I was like, I think I'm just kind of like, not done making content, but I could kind of like care less what I do at this point because I'm living pretty good. There's nothing else I really need to do or care to really achieve in my life. Um, but I get bored fast and easy. Uh, and then now, then it got deeper into me investing and doing all these things. And then now trying to get into acquisitions, purchasing other companies and stuff like that. And then it's just, hey, I'm liquid enough. Do you need money? And I'll take like 10% equity in that, just so I have the ability to like also participate in decisions of companies because I love scaling companies and I'd rather take a lower cut on equity.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  Then actually taking like high just on revenue share. So yeah, just investing in stuff like that. But then now, now that I'm out here, vlogging, live streaming, and just kind of doing all that stuff again.

• 34:30Speaker 05

  Any companies you're working with you want to like?

• 34:32Speaker 01

  No, I am very quiet about investing.

• 34:36Speaker 00

  It might be a good shout at opportunity, but.

• 34:38The Fat Electrician?

  I feel like Nico's super into crypto or something.

• 34:41Speaker 01

  I do have a pretty vast crypto portfolio. Yeah.

• 34:45Speaker 00

  God, every woman in the room is now drier than the Sahara.

• 34:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're, yeah, yeah, pretty much is how it works. And I'm like, I'm not even gonna explain shit. It's just.

• 34:53Speaker 05

  The crypto bros.

• 34:54The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen the, uh, it's, it's just a screenshot of a message thread where it's a girlfriend breaking up with her boyfriend and she's like, John, we need to see other people. All your friends are advancing their careers and achieving things and blah, blah, blah. And all you do is blow all your money on this stupid Bitcoin shit. And then it was like.

• 35:12Speaker 01

  Do you know how much my 117 Bitcoin is actually worth, bitch?

• 35:15The Fat Electrician?

  It showed, it showed the date and then it was like seven years later. And, and it's just, hey, John, how have you been?

• 35:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just like, okay. And a lot of people don't understand it in general. So I'm like, okay, that's fine. But I've been in crypto for a while. I actually just applied like two days ago. Um, cause Gemini is working with Mastercard and they just came up with uh utilizing Bitcoin and XRP 4% back for purchases. And that's in like a crypto portfolio. And so basically I'm like, I'm kind of over the AMEX lifestyle. I've had my platinum cards. I've had my gold cards. I've had my blue, my green cash cards. I have all these things to utilize different ways of investing my money and getting cash back and then, you know, spreading all that around.

• 36:03Speaker 01

  But AMEX is just like losing so much of its value. People don't want to work with them anymore. So now I think a big pull that I'm gonna start doing is utilizing my new Gemini card just to get 4% cash back because it's 4% on quite literally everything that you're purchasing with. So I'm like, okay. And then with the new passes and policies of like the crypto, like cash reserve and stuff like that. I'm like, okay, this isn't going anywhere. Sorry.

• 36:28Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 36:29Speaker 01

  Quick little spiel. So I'm super excited to get that right now.

• 36:33The Fat Electrician?

  Didn't they announce that like the US government's gonna have a reserve of I think Bitcoin, Solana and ETH?

• 36:40Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 36:41Speaker 00

  Not surprised. Solana, I've never heard of that one.

• 36:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, Sol, ETH, Bitcoin, XRP, um, I'm, man, uh.

• 36:52Speaker 00

  No Doge?

• 36:53Speaker 01

  No, god damn it.

• 36:55Speaker 00

  Something tells me that there might have been a rift there.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, but the, the, I'm really, you know, it sucks to say now because everyone's really banking on XRP. But I've been investing in XRP since I was like at sub 50 cents. And I'm a XRP, I'm a big whale on that, but now that everybody's talking about it, it makes me nervous. And I'm like, oh shit, like, is this going to like tank? Cause you're starting to see, when you start seeing like celebrities and stuff talk about crypto, it's kind of like a big red flag in that world. But when the White House is talking about it too. And then that entire cash reserve stuff comes out. It's like, okay, maybe this can work, but I'm like, okay. And if it fails, fuck it. Who cares? That's what investing is. Set it on fire.

• 37:33The Fat Electrician?

  Hopefully it turns into a phoenix. If not, have fun with the ashes, dude. I, I love trying to explain Bitcoin to old people. It's one of my passions in life. You're trying to give them a heart attack. I know. I just sit there and watch their brain short circuit like, yeah, but it's just numbers on a screen. I go, yes. And the cash in your pocket is just green paper.

• 37:55Speaker 05

  It literally, the exact.

• 37:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but it's money. I go, what the fuck is that?

• 37:59Speaker 00

  Are you telling me that older people have a, a hard time understanding concepts like that?

• 38:04The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 38:04Speaker 00

  Do you know the average age of the person who regulates Bitcoin?

• 38:08The Fat Electrician?

  Seventy.

• 38:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's, um, that seems like a problem. The people that are legislating crypto are beyond the age where they are capable of understanding it.

• 38:17The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, my video on Klarna comes out. That's horrifying.

• 38:21Speaker 05

  Wait, what?

• 38:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:22The Fat Electrician?

  Video on what? Buy now, pay later, Klarna. Oh, that's the, that's the, go ahead.

• 38:27Speaker 05

  No, that's the pizza thing you were talking about?

• 38:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 05

  And that's you, so you did a deep dive on this, right?

• 38:33The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, so buy, the buy now, pay later shit is like, it's fine if you're doing it for like an oven or whatever, but Klarna signed an exclusive deal with DoorDash. So now you can do pay in, pay in four or pay off in 30 days for a zero interest free loan on your DoorDash order. Do not do that. Here's the crazy part. Klarna makes its money by processing fees and interest. Credit cards make their money by processing fees and interest. But they're not regulated as credit cards or lines of credit because it's not revolving credit. So when they write you up for any amount of money they give you, that is an individual small loan every time.

• 39:16The Fat Electrician?

  So if you fucking buy 90 things on DoorDash in a year using Klarna, you've opened up 90 lines of credit.

• 39:25Speaker 01

  That's fucking insane.

• 39:27Speaker 00

  Not a good look.

• 39:27The Fat Electrician?

  This month, they they just started reporting all of so previously, they weren't reporting it to your credit score rating bureaus. The only time it would affect your credit was if you didn't pay them back, they would sell the debt off to a collector. The collector would report it and it would negatively impact your credit. Well, people are getting pissed because it can't improve your credit. Okay, so now we have to start now we have to start reporting it every time. Okay, so now they're reporting every time you buy a fucking burrito. And if you pay it off, it can improve your credit. But also, when you go to buy a house or a car or anybody runs your credit and oh, you've opened up 300 lines of credit this year.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  That's insane.

• 40:06The Fat Electrician?

  For $17 apiece.

• 40:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 40:09The Fat Electrician?

  That's not looking good.

• 40:11Speaker 00

  Just a little bit of sage wisdom. If you need to take out a loan to buy $25 worth of Chick-fil-A, you don't need to be doordashing.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  Starve, starve instead.

• 40:22The Fat Electrician?

  This is the funny part. I was talking shit about it because I love to tweet about shit before I make the video to find out the shitty talking points for the keyboard warrior bit. Somebody got on there and commented, oh, rich YouTuber doesn't understand the struggles of the rest of the 99% of us. DoorDash is a necessity for some people.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Okay, no, we're fine.

• 40:44The Fat Electrician?

  I swear to God.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  Go ahead. Yeah.

• 40:47The Fat Electrician?

  How how is it a necessity? Uh, he argued because some people are disabled, so they can't go get their own food. Nick, it seems that the government have something in place for that, right? Meals on Wheels, most grocery stores have free delivery services.

• 41:01Speaker 00

  HEB does.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  Crazy, wow, so crazy.

• 41:06The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. I don't know how disabled people got their food before DoorDash.

• 41:09Speaker 00

  They didn't. No, they starved. That's why DoorDash is a human right.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  Well, and then and then that company, though, didn't something come out about with the whole loan process? That people actually weren't like, they hit like a huge dip in revenue because people quite literally weren't paying back the loan.

• 41:24The Fat Electrician?

  Q1 for 2025, Klarna is $99 million in the red because you're never gonna believe this. The people that financed burritos aren't paying off the loans. Shocking.

• 41:35Speaker 01

  Oh, my goodness.

• 41:37The Fat Electrician?

  Klarna is gonna IPO, they're trying to get $15 billion. So all we need to do now is for Klarna to sell off the debt and bundle it as an investment to get more invest-

• 41:47Speaker 06

  Coca-Cola, for the big, for the small, the short, and the tall.

• 41:53Speaker 06

  Peacemakers, risk takers, for the optimists, pessimists, for long distance love, for introverts and extroverts, the thinkers and the doers, for old friends and new. Coca-Cola, for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 42:16The Fat Electrician?

  Investment money into it. And then when the subprime burrito bubble bursts, we can crash the economy just like we did in 2008. It's gonna be perfect.

• 42:24Speaker 00

  Yay.

• 42:24The Fat Electrician?

  Do you think they could win though?

• 42:26Speaker 00

  Except for a way dumber reason, dude. The worst fucking reason.

• 42:30The Fat Electrician?

  I say that in the video. I was like, at least when the housing market crashed, the bank could foreclose on the house and have something to sell and get some of their money out of. Now you're out here trying to repo a turd.

• 42:39Speaker 00

  Give me the burrito back.

• 42:41The Fat Electrician?

  Give the turd back. Repoing shit.

• 42:45Speaker 00

  The bank shows up. Spread your asshole.

• 42:50Speaker 05

  It looks bad on your credit. Also, if you keep applying for lines of credit, you're supposed to do, I think it's like, don't quote, five, seven max a year.

• 42:58The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 42:59Speaker 05

  Like you want to restrict how much you apply.

• 43:02The Fat Electrician?

  For my video, for my video, there's a bunch of like, uh, bank people, like mortgage lenders and shit that we're getting on TikTok being like, please don't use Klarna if you're in the process of buying a house, because you can't open new lines of credit. And this is a line of credit and it can literally deadline your entire mortgage process trying to get your first home.

• 43:21Speaker 05

  Three to six months, like, minimum.

• 43:23Speaker 00

  I used to do real estate and we would, that, we would come into that quite a bit where you would have, uh, somebody who celebrates like, oh, I just bought my first house. This is awesome. I went out and bought a boat. It's right outside. And you just like, the closing attorneys, everybody just stopped. They're like, you, you did what? Hey, it's right outside. Did you pay cash for it? Oh, no, no. They gave me a great rate. All right, guys, I think we're done here today. Um, fuck.

• 43:53Speaker 05

  Credit is the one thing, it can be terrifying because you can fuck that shit up real fast, but it takes a little bit of time to rebuild.

• 44:00The Fat Electrician?

  The other way these places fuck you is because every, the way they have to write it to avoid credit card regulations is because every fucking burrito, every pizza, every grocery order that you do use buy now, pay later on is its own individual loan. In order to keep up with that, to like make it appear to skirt that credit card regulation, they have to charge all of those individually. So if you have 90 buy now, pay laters, it's not, you're getting one statement at the end of the month. You owe Klarna $800. It's no, we're going to charge your account. You bought a burrito on Tuesday, we're charging you the next six Tuesdays in a row. Then you bought a pizza on Wednesday, we're charging you the next six Wednesdays in a row. So you're getting 50 different payments taken out.

• 44:41Speaker 00

  Your bank account's taking poison damage?

• 44:43The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 44:44Speaker 01

  Pretty much, dude.

• 44:46The Fat Electrician?

  How?

• 44:48Speaker 01

  I just don't see who the fuck actually thinks that's a good idea.

• 44:51Speaker 05

  Well, a lot of people. I know, the other side too, it's the, this is a sustainable business model.

• 44:58The Fat Electrician?

  The stat I found was, um, DoorDash obviously won't release the information, neither will Klarna, but, um, it was like Consumer or something rather did a study and 38% I think 38 or 33% of people that frequently use DoorDash were likely or very likely to use buy now, pay later services.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:18The Fat Electrician?

  A third.

• 45:19Speaker 01

  I don't understand what's causing that though, because I've like heard of that statistic, but I'm like, what position did you put yourself in? One, to where you're there and need that. And two, to where you continue to pull out these loans just for this food. Bro, go eat fucking peanut butter jelly sandwiches, man.

• 45:34Speaker 05

  You're thinking too deep.

• 45:35The Fat Electrician?

  It's, you're too deep. So like when they did a bunch of, um, like marketing studies in the eighties and nineties on this. And whenever you spend, it's like over $80. It activates the same part of your brain that, um, recognizes pain. So like the lower your total amount is when you hit buy, doesn't matter what the circumstances are, the better you feel about it. So like. dumb people financially illiterate people like it's not that they don't have the seventeen dollars in their account. It's that it just feels better to only spend four dollars at checkout.

• 46:08Speaker 00

  You're still spending the same amount, if not more.

• 46:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:10The Fat Electrician?

  And then correct. So.

• 46:11Speaker 01

  What's the interest like on this?

• 46:13The Fat Electrician?

  It's like thirty six percent or something.

• 46:15Speaker 05

  What? Are you serious?

• 46:18The Fat Electrician?

  It might be twenty six. It's like the upper end of credit card.

• 46:20Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's still like you're looking at like guaranteed minimum twenty percent and everyone's going into it thinking really quick. It is. You're thinking, okay, I have this much information on this. This is why I went into that. A lot of people don't even have that. It's, oh, I can get a loan now. Oh, that helps my credit. That's what I've heard. That's as deep as that goes. So then, look, I can buy that and I can buy a whole bunch and I'll just pay it off when I pay it off because I'm helping my credit. Or I don't care. I'll just never pay it back. What's the worst they're gonna, they're gonna ruin my credit? I don't give a shit. So there's your two different negative sides of that coin.

• 46:56Speaker 01

  You shouldn't be worried about ruining your credit unless you're like stupid. Then your credit doesn't matter, but.

• 47:02The Fat Electrician?

  If enough people start using this, it's gonna fuck everybody though. Because a credit card charge is between one and three percent for a processing fee. That's what they charge the retailer. Buy now, pay later is charge like six percent. So they charge double of what a credit card charges and the only reason retailers agree to it is because there's like hard data that shows. People are like, it's like thirty percent more likely to actually do the purchase because the price is lower at checkout. So they feel like they can make the payment. So they're more likely to purchase and they're like, it's like seventeen percent more likely to spend more money. So the, to the retailers, they're getting more sales at a higher dollar volume. So they're all about it.

• 47:44The Fat Electrician?

  So they're willing to pay the difference. But if enough people start using it and the retailers are like, well, half these people are having us pay six percent transaction fee. We're just gonna raise the price. Then they just raise the prices on everything to accommodate their loss on that end. And then everybody, they're winning. But it just helps with inflation.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  Don't get got. Don't get got. Oh, Lord. That's what it was. It makes me sad. I'm like, God, I wish you guys weren't all retarded, but.

• 48:12The Fat Electrician?

  But the reason, the reason I went down this rabbit hole was because you brought up the people regulating Bitcoin. It's the same problem with this is it's like, oh, you know, who's probably not using DoorDash a whole lot to like, see that this is an issue? 70 year olds in Congress. That would obviously, if they looked at it and thought about it for half a second, would be like, wait a minute, that's a credit card. What the fuck is this?

• 48:33Speaker 00

  There's all they see is a charge that shows up that they make their staffers go do for them.

• 48:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yep.

• 48:37Speaker 00

  Oh, oh, that means I got food.

• 48:41The Fat Electrician?

  Hmm, I hate everything.

• 48:42Speaker 05

  Hey, Brandon, do you have Cash App? Brendan, I asked you a fucking question.

• 48:46Speaker 00

  No, Eli, what's that?

• 48:48Speaker 05

  Do you have Cash App, Brandon?

• 48:51Speaker 00

  How did you do that?

• 48:52Speaker 05

  Brandon, anything's possible when you use Cash App.

• 48:55Speaker 00

  Uh, okay.

• 48:57Speaker 05

  Moving money should be easy. Brandon, that's why there's Cash App.

• 49:00Speaker 00

  Wow, this is really easy to use. I have it now. Don't hit me again.

• 49:06Speaker 05

  Cash App is fast, safe, and way more personalized than the other apps out there.

• 49:10Speaker 00

  No extra hoops to jump through, no extra stress. All the tools are right there to help you cash in.

• 49:14Speaker 05

  Plus, sending money through Cash App actually feels safe and secure.

• 49:19Speaker 00

  If something seems sketchy or there's like red flags that you might be sending your money to a scammer, they let you know. They'll give you a warning and make you think twice before hitting send. It's like having a bodyguard for your cash. Send your bunny some money with the eggplant emoji.

• 49:31Speaker 05

  My favorite.

• 49:33Speaker 00

  Make his friends think twice.

• 49:35Speaker 05

  Brandon, what are these three drops of water and an eggplant mean?

• 49:39Speaker 00

  It's a tip for good service.

• 49:40Speaker 05

  I like tips.

• 49:41Speaker 01

  Just a tip.

• 49:42Speaker 00

  Just, just the tip.

• 49:43Speaker 05

  And for whatever reason, if you don't have Cash App, just head over to your phone app store and download it today. And use code unsub10.

• 49:50Speaker 00

  And if you send $5 to a friend, you'll get $10 deposited in your account just for getting started.

• 49:54Speaker 05

  Send Brandon $5. His number is 3. New Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash.

• 50:02Speaker 00

  Legit for reals?

• 50:03Speaker 05

  No cash.

• 50:04Speaker 00

  Just download Cash App and use our code unsub10. Send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you'll get $10 dropped right into your account.

• 50:12Speaker 05

  That's money. That's Cash App. Different than with a TikTok trend where pull out that money. Who was it? Chase or whoever had that? You could pull out five grand and oh yeah.

• 50:22Speaker 00

  It was called banking fraud.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  Which yeah, I was like, it was illegal as fuck.

• 50:26Speaker 05

  Were surprised when they got hit. Well, now says I owed them five grand. Dog, you used your credit card or debit card to pull out $5,000 linked to all your information.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  It was more than that, dude. They were going up till, I think it was like 30K to 50K that they could like withdraw and then they just started seeing it fucking like that debt owed and they started actually aggressively pursuing everybody. And I was like, well, good for them because you you're doing like illegal shit.

• 50:53Speaker 05

  And you're recording theft.

• 50:55Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 50:56Speaker 05

  And they would record. It was an entire trend, which is the weird part.

• 50:59Speaker 00

  The thought process of somebody that's just like, oh yeah. Uh huh. This is their mistake. Obviously this will be fine for me.

• 51:06The Fat Electrician?

  If enough people break the law, nobody's breaking the law.

• 51:10Speaker 05

  The only get all of us in trouble.

• 51:12Speaker 01

  The only opportunity. Yeah. The only opportunity I saw from that was I was like, bro, if you were going to take all that money and like invest it very briefly and then like withdraw where there's like a way of like avoiding the capital gains tax. Sure you win, but nobody did that shit. Let's be real.

• 51:28Speaker 00

  They went to go buy new shoes and a new TV.

• 51:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude. Oh God, bad, so bad.

• 51:34Speaker 05

  I didn't realize they started doing the um stores. They won't admit to it yet, but individual price changes when you get to the front at checkout. Yeah, Dollar General got in a shit ton of trouble for that. Yeah, I didn't even know that was a thing. And now they'll do the digital display. And by the time you walk up because of uh RFI tags and scanners, it can change the price to there. So they can change it based off of the individual coming to the.

• 52:00Speaker 00

  The fuck?

• 52:01Speaker 01

  So what do you mean the individual?

• 52:04Speaker 05

  Let's say I walk up with a GTX, the brand new graphics card, like those top of the line was the new ones like five 90s. We I have a 590, Brandon has a 590 or you have a 590.

• 52:16Speaker 05

  Whoever has the most money, they will actually lower the cost in order to win that individual's business for long term versus the individual that might be struggling. It's a one-time purchase. We can charge a bit more for this person. Interesting. You'd think it would be back. It would be the other way. Yeah, they want, they want customer lifetime. They want customer lifetime value because that's, hey, how much will this individual spend over his lifetime? If this dude's lower, like $30 versus Steve is $500. Just charge other guy just a bit more this time. No, and most of the time, no one's going to know it's happening, but Dollar General just got hit.

• 52:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they, I, I don't know if, I don't know if the government stepped in and did anything, but like they were talking about getting them in trouble because there was a ton of, like even with just like groceries and stuff, it was like, it says $2.99 on the shelf, but it rings up as $4.99. So all these people were coming forward being like, they charged me 50 more dollars than what their shelf price said it was because it rings up different and like the average person doesn't check. You know what I mean? Like I've never fucking rang something and been like, that's not the right price. I know some people do.

• 53:22Speaker 05

  All your groceries?

• 53:24The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 53:24Speaker 05

  And that's why they're doing digital prices now, like Best Buy and stuff because your price is a fixed paper price versus that's why when you go to Best Buy, it's a digital LCD screen now, or they use those barcodes. So when you go up, it was this much.

• 53:39The Fat Electrician?

  Stocks.

• 53:40Speaker 05

  By the time you're pinged stocks, you're running up front, you're like, huh, what is it?

• 53:44Speaker 00

  Dude, think about this. What if they like, you know, the, the cookies that you accepted on that website track your other behavior and they can automatically adjust the prices that are shown on their website if you're scrolling on your phone.

• 53:54Speaker 06

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists, for long distance love.

• 54:09Speaker 06

  For introverts and extroverts, the thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 54:23Speaker 05

  That's the other thing of how those companies will work is they buy that information that has already been tracked to you. It's why when you go to plane tickets, it's always set up a VPN and then go into private and then Google cheap flights. Because that will make a significant difference on how much you get charged. Versus if you're just using your regular account on Google and you're searching cheap flights. It's gonna, oh, this guy will pay this no matter what.

• 54:48Speaker 00

  This is feeling kind of like a cyberpunk ass conversation.

• 54:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, pretty much. We're talking numbers and shit.

• 54:54The Fat Electrician?

  Facebook got busted for, uh, because once you get Facebook access to your phone, like they have access to the camera and everything. Facebook got caught. They could tell when it was a female between the ages of like 12 and 22. And then they could tell every time she took a selfie multiple times and deleted it. And then if they did that, they would bombard them with makeup and beauty ads.

• 55:16Speaker 05

  Wait, what?

• 55:18Speaker 01

  I don't like this.

• 55:19The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they're like, oh, she deletes 17 selfies. Obviously she's self-conscious about her looks. Let's bombard her with makeup ads.

• 55:25Speaker 01

  I thought you were gonna say they're looking at my fuzz. I was like, I'm gonna go take pictures of my asshole later.

• 55:29Speaker 00

  They're probably doing that too.

• 55:31Speaker 05

  A whole bunch of toilet paper ads.

• 55:36Speaker 00

  Well, no, there was that one famous case where it was something about, um, this guy getting mad at, I don't know if it was Amazon or whatever the fuck it was. I read this story a long time ago, but it was, uh, the guy was getting mad because they were, um, showing a bunch of to his underage daughter. Like showing a bunch of ads for like prenatal vitamins and things like that. It's like, are you really trying to encourage team pregnancy? And turns out Amazon knew before he did that she was pregnant.

• 56:00Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 56:01Speaker 00

  Just based on algorithmic shit, just behavior.

• 56:05Speaker 05

  It will start serving you. I started the, I've always surfed the internet off of my other account. And then finally, when I did, uh, the say hi. Channel, I started using that as the means I searched the internet or browse YouTube. It is now serving me the exact same shorts I had seen months ago on my old account. It's like, oh, this dude probably would like this content right here. And I'll be like, oh, my God, it's just now knowing exactly what I used to watch to a T. And now serving it directly of what I know I would watch from the past. I was like, oh, okay, I found my algorithm, my exact algorithm is back.

• 56:42Speaker 00

  We can see it on our channels, like on the backend. It's like your users also watch and like based on video and whatever. And see how much crossover we all have.

• 56:49The Fat Electrician?

  We were at shot show and Micah was showing me. Micah just wants his Instagram feed, like on the search function to be guns at cars. And like, whatever the fuck else he's into. He's like, I'm sick of seeing girls try to promote their OnlyFans or whatever. He will go through and I don't want to see this content on everyone. And I guess I don't even know it's in the setting somewhere, but you can see all the posts. You've ever done that to, he shows me he's just scrolling thousands of times that he's done it. And they just will not stop trying to feed him tits and ass because they know he's a 30 year old dude. They're like, I know you like this. I know it.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  I would say that is exactly how mine is where I'm like, I need to get off Instagram because I look like a weirdo. And I'm not checking out none of this shit. And even if you click like not interested, not interested, I swear to God, it gives you more.

• 57:40Speaker 00

  What if, what if your entire search algorithm, whatever for the, the, the for you page or whatever on Instagram, which is entirely like firefighter thirst traps and just gay shit. You're like, no, no, no.

• 57:51Speaker 05

  Brick by brick, brother.

• 57:53Speaker 00

  State mandated homosexuality.

• 57:55Speaker 05

  I like dick by dick.

• 57:59Speaker 05

  Algorithm dick by dick.

• 58:01The Fat Electrician?

  Inch by inch.

• 58:04Speaker 05

  My new goal for my.

• 58:06Speaker 00

  Miles and miles of dick.

• 58:09The Fat Electrician?

  The dude shirtless in jeans pissed off punching the heads off of sunflowers. When I see boobs and ass on my racism app.

• 58:18Speaker 00

  On my racism app.

• 58:22Speaker 00

  Where's all the Indians being hit by trains?

• 58:32Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck.

• 58:33Speaker 00

  I love our algorithms, God bless.

• 58:35The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my God, that's a video for you.

• 58:37Speaker 00

  Indians getting hit by trains?

• 58:38The Fat Electrician?

  We have your audience send in Darwin Awards videos, but you have to play GeoGuessr.

• 58:45Speaker 00

  I did that.

• 58:46The Fat Electrician?

  I know, that's what I'm saying, but if you made a whole video of doing GeoGuessr.

• 58:50Speaker 00

  I can just tell by now, I'm like, okay, Russia, Pakistan.

• 58:54Speaker 00

  Alabama, for sure.

• 58:57Speaker 01

  The same five places every fucking time?

• 58:59Speaker 00

  It's usually one of those. God, the frequency that Pakistan comes up is kind of remarkable.

• 59:05The Fat Electrician?

  Is it?

• 59:06Speaker 00

  Well.

• 59:10Speaker 00

  They're like Indians, but with guns.

• 59:12The Fat Electrician?

  Did you see the, uh, Drusky doing white face thing?

• 59:16Speaker 01

  Dude, that was awesome. That was so good.

• 59:19The Fat Electrician?

  Everybody's freaking out, like, he's under fire. He's taking, I was like, bro, who did his makeup? That's some of the best makeup I've ever seen.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  I thought he was a legit white dude at first. I was like, this is fucking hilarious. I, when he posted it, I literally liked it. I was like, this is, I was like, hell, yeah, brother.

• 59:32The Fat Electrician?

  It wasn't just white face, it was full white body. He had pink nipples and white titties, like.

• 59:38Speaker 00

  Dude, the sunburn is what.

• 59:39The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, the sunburn is so good.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  Around his neck or whatever.

• 59:42The Fat Electrician?

  That is what sold it for me. I was like, I, I just, I watched it. I was like, oh shit, okay, this is one of those. It's like, man, something is off and I couldn't tell though. I was like, huh? And I seen Drusky and then I seen all the other retweets and talking about it. I was like, holy shit, that is actually Drusky.

• 59:58Speaker 00

  I didn't know it was a black guy. When I, I saw it all over my feed on Twitter one day and I was busy. I just didn't pay much attention. I didn't realize until a day later, I'm like, oh, that's a black dude. Oh, holy shit. That's really like.

• 1:00:09Speaker 01

  It was, it was good. It was real fucking good. I was impressed. Did you guys see the video that came out like a day or two later of the guy? There's like a dude that literally is the white version of that. And he's like, it looks just like me. He's like, Drusky, we gotta get you in my Derby. We're technically like the same person and shit. And I was like, they're literally identical twins.

• 1:00:28The Fat Electrician?

  No, I didn't. He was wearing the overalls with one strap done and every, it looked just like Drusky, but he was actually a white redneck.

• 1:00:34Speaker 01

  Same hair and everything, same type of curls and shit. It was wild.

• 1:00:38The Fat Electrician?

  No shit.

• 1:00:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:39Speaker 00

  I didn't see a single white person offended.

• 1:00:42The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:00:42Speaker 00

  Like, it's all like fake outrage.

• 1:00:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:45Speaker 00

  I didn't, I didn't see anybody actually pissed off about it. And if you did, if you were actually pissed off about that, go fuck yourself.

• 1:00:50Speaker 05

  Calm down, dude.

• 1:00:51Speaker 00

  It's, life's not that fucking deep.

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  There was that, also, uh, Asian girl did a Kobe.

• 1:00:58Speaker 00

  I did not see that.

• 1:01:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, same time. It, uh, last couple of days it popped up on my feed and all the comments.

• 1:01:04The Fat Electrician?

  In a helicopter crash?

• 1:01:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, I was about to say, she got a helicopter?

• 1:01:11Speaker 05

  Her reveal, it's Asian girl and then brown paint going on. It's like, oh, this is a dangerous, holy shit, that looks like Kobe Bryant. What the fuck? Now, all the comments, a lot of comments. I was like, hmm, this is gonna go what? Black guy here. Yeah, this passes.

• 1:01:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm okay with this. But not only like, so not only the fact that Asian going to black, but also woman going to male.

• 1:01:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:35Speaker 00

  Like, that's.

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  It's fucking wild.

• 1:01:38Speaker 00

  Is all just makeup?

• 1:01:39Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:01:39Speaker 00

  Shit.

• 1:01:40Speaker 05

  Self done. It's, but his, I mean, you usually have the Dave Chappelle white. It's like, you can tell it's a black dude.

• 1:01:51Speaker 05

  But that was the first one where it was, it, it's, it's on the same level of Robert Downey Jr. Like.

• 1:01:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:57Speaker 05

  Yeah. Those two actually in a movie would be fantastic.

• 1:02:00Speaker 00

  Did you see the one where they, they did like a race swap on that, uh, the Somali mayor? I think he's in like Minnesota or something like that. Like, he's like, he's like the racist stereotype of a Somali.

• 1:02:10Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 1:02:11Speaker 00

  But they did a race swap and turned him white and he'd look, he looks scary. He looks like a fucking demon.

• 1:02:18The Fat Electrician?

  I'm good.

• 1:02:18Speaker 00

  It's. Don't show me.

• 1:02:20Speaker 05

  What's his name?

• 1:02:21The Fat Electrician?

  He's, uh, type in Minneapolis mayor.

• 1:02:24Speaker 05

  Minneapolis.

• 1:02:24The Fat Electrician?

  Candidate.

• 1:02:26Speaker 05

  Mayor, mayor, candidate.

• 1:02:29Speaker 00

  Somali. Omar Fatae. Fatae? Fatae? Omar Foot.

• 1:02:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that guy.

• 1:02:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, there you go. Candidate for Minneapolis mayor.

• 1:02:39Speaker 05

  Oh, my God. He does look like the I'm the captain now guy. I don't know if I can say that.

• 1:02:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:46Speaker 05

  Wait, where's his white version?

• 1:02:48Speaker 00

  I'm trying to find, oh, literally it came up. The I am the captain now.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  I mean.

• 1:02:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's the same fucking guy. Damn it. It was in my Twitter feed yesterday. Fuck. Got fucking kicked off the internet. That is like.

• 1:03:01Speaker 00

  It's, it's the same person.

• 1:03:05Speaker 00

  We had that guy on the podcast. Not the Somali.

• 1:03:08Speaker 05

  I was like the guy that killed the Somali.

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:03:14Speaker 00

  It's our, our boy Terry.

• 1:03:16Speaker 05

  Terry is one of the three that was like, he's like, yeah, I was taking a nap, walked up and everyone's like, hey, get in, get under the gun. Everything's like lining up. He's like, oh shit. He puts it, okay.

• 1:03:26Speaker 01

  I'm about to this guy thing.

• 1:03:29Speaker 05

  It's like, what? You just woke up from a nap? He's like, yeah.

• 1:03:31Speaker 00

  Imagine the over, imagine the over penetration on a Somali pirate.

• 1:03:37Speaker 01

  Bro, skin and bone, dude. Piece of paper.

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's plywood.

• 1:03:40Speaker 01

  Shooting paper.

• 1:03:42Speaker 05

  This shit is plywood. It's just fucking.

• 1:03:44Speaker 00

  Just grease seals.

• 1:03:48Speaker 00

  Terry can confirm doesn't happen.

• 1:03:51Speaker 05

  Do you ever struggle with tiny toiletry bottles?

• 1:03:55Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:03:55Speaker 05

  Well, with Mando, struggle no more.

• 1:04:00Speaker 05

  I would not want to spread whole body deodorant on you, Nick.

• 1:04:03The Fat Electrician?

  It's gonna get all clumpy on my chest hair.

• 1:04:07The Fat Electrician?

  But looks like I've been rolling around in mashed potatoes.

• 1:04:09Speaker 00

  How well does it lubricate?

• 1:04:11The Fat Electrician?

  It's developed by a doctor and it works for 72 hours. Show some respect.

• 1:04:14Speaker 00

  I'm gonna tell that to everyone at the Magic the Gathering tournament.

• 1:04:17The Fat Electrician?

  I wish I was there when they figured out that it wasn't good for 73 hours. I like to imagine just a fat guy on a treadmill for 72 hours straight. He's up and he's turned. Time to shower finally.

• 1:04:27Speaker 00

  Fatty curdled.

• 1:04:28The Fat Electrician?

  Thanks to Mando.

• 1:04:31Speaker 00

  It's also named after Mount Fuji.

• 1:04:34The Fat Electrician?

  Really? Mine's bourbon and leather because I'm a man, though.

• 1:04:40Speaker 00

  Couldn't even get through an ad without a pun.

• 1:04:43The Fat Electrician?

  What? Do you want to sell the deodorant or not, Brandon?

• 1:04:46Speaker 00

  I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death.

• 1:04:48The Fat Electrician?

  It's not gonna come for at least 72 hours.

• 1:04:51Speaker 00

  Listen, we did a lot of meet and greets during the live tour. Y'all motherfuckers could use some Mando.

• 1:04:56The Fat Electrician?

  For a strong, independent woman, you can do everything a man can do. You can still use some Mando. Our kid to Nick dead.

• 1:05:02Speaker 05

  The cops are coming.

• 1:05:03The Fat Electrician?

  We've got 72 hours to hide the body before it starts to smell.

• 1:05:08Speaker 00

  Actually does smell pretty damn good.

• 1:05:09Speaker 05

  This one smells like the body wash smells actually really good. I have bourbon leather.

• 1:05:13The Fat Electrician?

  Anybody find the body? No, but that ditch over there smells delicious.

• 1:05:19The Fat Electrician?

  There's no way there's a body over there.

• 1:05:22Speaker 05

  You said we can ad lib jokes on you. We're into that. This isn't your average deodorant or antiperspirant.

• 1:05:28The Fat Electrician?

  You can try Mando starter pack. It's perfect. It comes with absolutely everything. Stick deodorant, cream deodorant. Two free products of your choice, like a mini body wash or deodorant wipes and free shipping. As a special offer, you'll get 20% off site wide with our exclusive code unsub. That's code unsub over at shopmando.com.

• 1:05:50Speaker 05

  Oh, and we were talking before this podcast started, we depending on when this comes out. But we have Don Frye coming on. I think we were all watched that dude since we were little. Beating the shit out of people. And this dude has not changed his mindset in 60, 70 years.

• 1:06:11The Fat Electrician?

  I know it was controversial 67 years ago.

• 1:06:17Speaker 05

  Dude, hearing of Sean Connery talking about women.

• 1:06:19The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen?

• 1:06:21Speaker 05

  I gotta give her a little hit.

• 1:06:23The Fat Electrician?

  You seen him doing mean tweets?

• 1:06:26Speaker 05

  Don Frye?

• 1:06:26The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, no, he's just reading comments about him. Don Frye speaks in F 350, like just shit like that.

• 1:06:34Speaker 05

  That's funny.

• 1:06:35The Fat Electrician?

  My revolver sleeps with Don Frye under its pillow. It's just Chuck Norris jokes, but with Don Frye.

• 1:06:41Speaker 05

  That's fucking great.

• 1:06:41The Fat Electrician?

  But he's reading it in his gravelly ass manly voice.

• 1:06:46Speaker 05

  He's one I don't think we take to the gym and spar. Cause he'll hop in and then punch him. I'm good. We'll just see him loading up on painkillers like, okay, time to beat some ass. And I'm good. Proceed to beat our ass like. Although getting knocked out by Don Frye of all people is pretty cool.

• 1:07:03The Fat Electrician?

  This is true.

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  He's just one. If it's gonna happen. Dude, it's the difference. Those type of fighters, their light sparring is a different level of our light sparring.

• 1:07:13The Fat Electrician?

  There is no light sparring. What do you mean?

• 1:07:15Speaker 05

  Exactly. I've watched. When he gets his arm around your neck and just, it's like, all right, well. Oh dude. Good night. To meet DeMarcus and Sean O'Connell, when I'd watch them spar, I'd spar. And there'd be times like frigging DeMarcus, when he hit, he's a heavyweight and. He can go 50% is still going to destroy you. I had one where I slipped to the side as he like threw a punch. And when it missed, he's like, oh, that would have hurt you. I was like, brother in Christ, that would have killed me. What are you doing right now? And then step out and then watch him and Sean O'Connell spar and they are fucking tuning each other up at like 90%. And they're afterwards, their friends like, ah, good job. Good job.

• 1:07:56The Fat Electrician?

  Good job, buddy.

• 1:08:00Speaker 01

  You said it. You're like, you fucking punched him to Down syndrome.

• 1:08:04Speaker 00

  If you look at the pictures after that fight, it really is like he punched an extra chromosome into that dude.

• 1:08:13Speaker 01

  Yes. Yes.

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

  I'm excited. I'm excited. That's back when they used to not have, um, it wasn't a buildup or it was literally just a buildup. It was three fights in a single weekend in a tournament style. And how smoked you are is because how good you did those first couple of fights leading up to your championship round, which is wild to do. An actual Kumite style.

• 1:08:39Speaker 00

  Bless you.

• 1:08:42Speaker 05

  A fucking.

• 1:08:42The Fat Electrician?

  Pride. Kicks to the head, soccer kicks, downed opponent. None of that shit existed.

• 1:08:48Speaker 00

  When I grew up, pride meant something different.

• 1:08:51The Fat Electrician?

  Fighting in shoes.

• 1:08:52Speaker 00

  That was an accidental Don Fry impression.

• 1:08:54Speaker 05

  Dude, face stomping, hits to the groin.

• 1:08:57Speaker 00

  No shit.

• 1:08:58Speaker 05

  Oh, brother, you used to.

• 1:08:59Speaker 01

  Everything was good to go.

• 1:09:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:00Speaker 01

  In pride.

• 1:09:01The Fat Electrician?

  Everything short of like biting.

• 1:09:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, Mike Tyson type shit. That's it. Biting off ears.

• 1:09:06The Fat Electrician?

  Like biting and fish hooking were like the only things I think that were.

• 1:09:09Speaker 00

  Eye gouging and shit like that.

• 1:09:11The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, eye gouging.

• 1:09:12Speaker 01

  I don't think you can.

• 1:09:13The Fat Electrician?

  You couldn't eye gouge, but like, I mean, there's.

• 1:09:14Speaker 00

  I mean, yeah.

• 1:09:15The Fat Electrician?

  There's old school like UFC and pride footage of like dudes being caught in submissions and just punching the dude in the dick to get out. Like fall on.

• 1:09:26The Fat Electrician?

  Multiple times to get him to let go of an arm bar and shit.

• 1:09:28Speaker 05

  Basically the closest we've ever had to professional street fighting.

• 1:09:31The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:32Speaker 06

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Take out some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 1:10:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, kind of. Isn't that when they were doing like nasty soccer kicks to Pride? Dude, that's insane.

• 1:10:06The Fat Electrician?

  Kicks to the head of a downed opponent?

• 1:10:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:08Speaker 05

  I forgot, dude, I even forgot this. You can fucking knee skulls.

• 1:10:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:13Speaker 05

  And Vanderlei, so that's Vanderlei Silva.

• 1:10:15Speaker 00

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:10:16Speaker 05

  Bro.

• 1:10:16Speaker 01

  Now that's filthy, but dude, that's got a fucking knee though, too.

• 1:10:20Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:21Speaker 00

  That I would be more worried about the other guy's neck.

• 1:10:24Speaker 01

  Well, he's probably dead.

• 1:10:26Speaker 00

  He looks fucking dead.

• 1:10:27Speaker 01

  He gone.

• 1:10:30The Fat Electrician?

  Like, it's just murder sessions.

• 1:10:34Speaker 00

  Like that will kill a man.

• 1:10:35The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, dude.

• 1:10:35Speaker 01

  Why are we doing that now?

• 1:10:38The Fat Electrician?

  Why aren't we? Guessing longevity of fighters.

• 1:10:41Speaker 01

  Sign up. You fucking wanna fight like that.

• 1:10:43The Fat Electrician?

  Why do you think the skill gap of MMA has improved so much recently? Because they survive long enough to get better.

• 1:10:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, true, but that's just be, dude, that would be like the sport to watch. That'd be the like, what, like power slap? Have you guys ever gone to that?

• 1:10:59The Fat Electrician?

  I've seen it.

• 1:11:00Speaker 01

  Dude, power slap, dude, when you see someone smack somebody on TV, that's crazy. But when you see them smack them and you feel it in your fucking chest? What? Like, it makes no sense, dude. It's insane.

• 1:11:14Speaker 05

  I could never do that shit. That seems like it's causing TBI.

• 1:11:17The Fat Electrician?

  My favorite is when you see somebody wind up and I've seen men and women do it. And they smack the shit out of them and they go, and look straight at them. They're just the look of, oh, now they get to smack me back is the funniest shit on the planet.

• 1:11:32Speaker 05

  They quit too. Sometimes they're like.

• 1:11:34The Fat Electrician?

  You know what? I'm good.

• 1:11:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, literally. You win. Congratulations. You're really good.

• 1:11:41Speaker 00

  Have you seen the reels where they do the face filters? And it's like.

• 1:11:44The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, dude, when you slap somebody to Asian.

• 1:11:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:48Speaker 05

  It's like an ugly white girl. It's like, what if it's a hot Asian girl?

• 1:11:54Speaker 01

  Did you just slap the race out of her?

• 1:11:57The Fat Electrician?

  They did one with a black guy and they literally slapped the black off of him and that was the whole comment section.

• 1:12:04Speaker 01

  I want to know how your eyes don't pop out, dude, like in all seriousness, it's all just straight to the head.

• 1:12:09Speaker 05

  This is when you could kick when they're down, like, or.

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  This is probably riveting to the audience of just us reacting to fights they can't see.

• 1:12:19Speaker 01

  Watching gay anal sex, guys, it's fucking insane.

• 1:12:21Speaker 05

  I forgot you could just football kick to faces when they're on the ground. I completely forgot about that.

• 1:12:25The Fat Electrician?

  I think he's still canon, uh, one FC.

• 1:12:29Speaker 05

  No shit.

• 1:12:29The Fat Electrician?

  I think they still allow strikes to the head of a downed opponent.

• 1:12:33Speaker 05

  UFC's like.

• 1:12:33The Fat Electrician?

  Which like, I don't know, I have mixed feelings because like that's the extreme end, but then you have other people that take advantage of the rules. Like when John Jones would come out and he would like drag one of his seven foot long arms on the ground by slightly leaning down. And people are like, he's in like a football lineman stance. People are like, what the fuck do I do?

• 1:12:53Speaker 05

  You can't.

• 1:12:53The Fat Electrician?

  And I can't kick the guy. What, what do I do? So there was one fight, I forget who, who, who he was fighting, but it was John Jones and he was doing that. And the dude threw a head kick right at his head and he ducked it. And John Jones looks at big John McCarthy and big John McCarthy goes, you wanted to play the game. Like basically like, I'll DQ him after, but like you're eating the face kick. If you want to do that dumb shit. And I was like, good. It's a good call.

• 1:13:19Speaker 05

  Cause then at least the fighter's like, fuck, okay. I don't want to do that. That would not feel good.

• 1:13:23Speaker 01

  John's still gonna up, but yeah, he's still gonna win, but I see what you're trying to do here.

• 1:13:28Speaker 05

  Dude, his last knockout, that rib kick to the liver.

• 1:13:31The Fat Electrician?

  That was Stipe?

• 1:13:32Speaker 05

  Dude, Stipe definitely broke a couple of ribs. Did they release what happened to him afterwards? Cause he dropped after that. Bro, when you see a kick and then it just cave in, you're like.

• 1:13:46Speaker 05

  Yep, your floating ribs are gone.

• 1:13:48Speaker 01

  Goodbye. Have fun now. See you later.

• 1:13:52Speaker 05

  Now, did your friend enjoying meeting everyone?

• 1:13:55The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, he had fun.

• 1:13:56Speaker 05

  Good, good. He was fun to spar.

• 1:13:58The Fat Electrician?

  Good.

• 1:13:59Speaker 05

  That's a good, that Nick and his buddy went a lot harder. I was like, oh, they're friends. They're like swinging a bit more on each other. They've sparred before.

• 1:14:06The Fat Electrician?

  We've fought before. It's fine.

• 1:14:07Speaker 01

  It's hot.

• 1:14:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, no headgear. It's like, oh.

• 1:14:12Speaker 01

  As long as you got some, I mean, I think doing it without headgear is totally fine, but I'm definitely still rocking mouthpiece. And we're definitely still gonna need some like light gloves. That's all.

• 1:14:22The Fat Electrician?

  I, I've heard and like I saw the one study, I don't, I haven't looked into it extensively, but like it made sense to me. The study was like headgear is worse for you because A, your head's bigger. It's a bigger target. So you're taking more impact, like whether it hits that pad or not, it's still rattling your fucking brain. But the other part is like the added weight and torque of like, if you get hit and your head turns, it's that much more weight and that much more torque on your neck and on your brain. Cause you're increasing the weight of the thing. So they're like, headgear is actually worse for you.

• 1:14:51Speaker 01

  I can see that. I guess.

• 1:14:52Speaker 05

  I always, it's, I think it's bad headgear because you do want that cushion, but at the end of the day, it is your brain rattling around. You have to get rid of that, which harder to do. I like it as long as I'm wearing winning or a thinner.

• 1:15:07Speaker 05

  Good headgear is very rare, but yeah.

• 1:15:09Speaker 01

  I was like, I can't even name any type of like headgear company that I would buy or even like try to participate with just, yeah.

• 1:15:18Speaker 05

  Winning, there is a reason like all the champs, like pack out, everyone uses winning because unfortunately it does cost a lot and you have to wait. It's coming from Japan, but once you use it, there is no other headgear. Like best shit in the world. It just feels comfortable. I don't get headaches after getting punched in the face a whole bunch.

• 1:15:37Speaker 00

  That and I'm not doing a lot of the punching of your face when we spar.

• 1:15:41The Fat Electrician?

  Gotta move.

• 1:15:42Speaker 00

  But the, um, so I like the fact that like it protects your face a little bit more. So like you don't come away with it like less chance of like, you know, broken nose, black eye, like that sort of like the physical stuff people can see. Cause I. Right before I announced for the campaign, uh, last cycle, uh, I was still training for my boxing match. So that had not happened yet. And we were like, we were sparring four or five times a week. And right before I went to go take the photos that would officially become like campaign photos, uh, I had gotten like a, a small black eye from Eli. And it was not appropriately photoshopped out, I guess. Like you could just still see like, it's like a bit of a shiner

• 1:16:24Speaker 00

  and it's still in those photos and people still use it to this day. Like introducing Brandon Herrera and I see the photo and I'm like, motherfucker. That's the, that's the picture where I'm still rocking a pretty obvious black eye.

• 1:16:36Speaker 01

  Shit's all like slightly closer.

• 1:16:38Speaker 05

  He's a fighter though. He's a fighter. I mean, Nick, I haven't watched R1, but you get Nick's waffle bat fists where it's like, I'm moving out of the way of punches. I'm like, ooh.

• 1:16:50The Fat Electrician?

  I, I, I put, Finn sent it to me or like the day after we filmed it and I just hit it. This Eli moves so fast. I could, I literally couldn't tell if I hit him or not. Cause he moves so quick. And then like, it's like one hit, the jab almost caught him, but he moved like that far out of the way for, and then it's just the right hand is just a fucking air ball, but you, in the slow mo, it sounds like a waffle ball bat moving through the air.

• 1:17:13Speaker 05

  Yeah. I was like.

• 1:17:15Speaker 01

  Eli, what the fuck are you doing?

• 1:17:17Speaker 05

  Dude, it was here and it's slipping backwards. Cause it was like, that's coming next. And it's like, see, don't want to get hit by that.

• 1:17:25Speaker 00

  That's when you hear the.

• 1:17:27Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:17:29Speaker 05

  I'm good on all of that. So what kind of, now that you're actually out here doing it, what is your next style of content you're going to get back into? Are you just going to keep doing?

• 1:17:38Speaker 01

  Probably trying to like hung, like IRL streaming. I think is like in, in, in the sense of like content creation and stuff like that. I think how big IRL streaming has gotten is going to kind of change the game a little bit, especially when you have like live U platforms and stuff like that, which is basically just this tiny little fucking computer that you can plug into your camera. And now you can stream on a private jet if you want to. You're not going to need a PC. You can literally stream wherever you want. It's going to replace the computer, like desktop streaming. And yeah, so that's basically the next thing is like trying to find a good live U-PAC to work and then doing like IRL content.

• 1:18:13Speaker 00

  What kind of stuff would you wanna do on the IRL streaming?

• 1:18:16Speaker 01

  Dude, just me being retarded in my backyard, doing whatever I want, having these giant like control burns in my backyard, shooting, chopping down trees, I'm lumberjacking it lately.

• 1:18:26Speaker 00

  All shit that makes a guy go, "Hell yeah."

• 1:18:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll be lumberjacking in my backyard because I got a few acres of like trees and shit back there I'm trying to get rid of so I can actually like utilize it and shit like that. But yeah, nothing like too serious. I just kinda do whatever I want, whatever I want.

• 1:18:40The Fat Electrician?

  What is it about these trees? You've talked about them a lot, both on and off this pod.

• 1:18:45Speaker 01

  Way, Nick.

• 1:18:46The Fat Electrician?

  Like, you moved to Texas, you're like, "Fuck these trees." You're like a beaver. Like, you see running water, you're just like, "Absolutely not."

• 1:18:52Speaker 01

  No. Well, because I have, I have this land, but like in the, in my front yard, I can like do whatever I want, but in the backyard, you've got about like maybe twenty-five feet and then it's just a like wall of trees and I'm like, "Bitch, I paid for this shit. I just bought all of this. I wanna do stupid shit. I wanna be able to do whatever I want. I wanna put helicopter pad back there or something crazy." So I have to like chop them all down and my gym's not put together because I need to build like a separate like area. I wanna put two houses in my backyard. So I'm like, "Okay, you know what? I'm chopping down all these trees." So I'm just back there with an axe all day. You're like, "That's my workout."

• 1:19:34Speaker 00

  You just had me, uh, think about the water boy. Why is Nico so angry?

• 1:19:38Speaker 01

  Well, because, uh, he got a helicopter pad but no helicopter.

• 1:19:41The Fat Electrician?

  He got all that.

• 1:19:42Speaker 01

  I can't get the helicopter. I got the helicopter pad.

• 1:19:44The Fat Electrician?

  Next episode.

• 1:19:45Speaker 01

  Where am I gonna put the helicopter?

• 1:19:46The Fat Electrician?

  That big tree, that big yard, all them trees. Next episode of The Gang Does, we're all gonna dress up like tree beards from Lord of the Rings and break into Nico's house.

• 1:19:55Speaker 01

  Joel, you have to tell me. There's too many guns all over the place now. I've got everything.

• 1:19:59Speaker 00

  Self-defense shooting against a tree.

• 1:20:02Speaker 01

  Well, I sent Eli a video. I was like, "Dude, what, what?" I was like, "You guys need to like have a tree hacking fucking competition in the backyard. Pick a line and see who can chop down the most fucking trees in an hour." Because it's just, I just have like-

• 1:20:14Speaker 00

  Nico just getting free work.

• 1:20:17Speaker 01

  I'm like, "Hey, guys."

• 1:20:18The Fat Electrician?

  My friends and doing manual labor for free.

• 1:20:20Speaker 00

  All right, fucking Tom Sawyer.

• 1:20:22Speaker 05

  Look at this race you can have.

• 1:20:24The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, we got Nick, you take the middle one. It's a seventy-five dollar entrance fee, guys. Pay me.

• 1:20:31Speaker 01

  No. It's my favorite thing to do every single day. I do it every single day. I find time to chop down like ten trees every day. It is such like a good therapy session for me, so it's actually like my favorite thing to do.

• 1:20:46Speaker 00

  He's still selling it. And then next time it's gonna be a competition. Who can paint my fence the fastest?

• 1:20:51Speaker 05

  Just build his house.

• 1:20:52Speaker 01

  You wanna build a house for me in my backyard too?

• 1:20:55Speaker 00

  Unsub becomes Mennonites.

• 1:20:59Speaker 05

  Oh my god, well at least, how many, how many is left of the tree cleared?

• 1:21:05The Fat Electrician?

  Too many. How many acre?

• 1:21:07Speaker 01

  Acre and like, like maybe like an acre left the trees? Cause I have, I have like half an acre in the front. And then I have half an acre in the back cleared, and then I have a whole nother acre. So it's only two acres and then it's just all, but it's like they're all side by side. So it's just fun to kind of go out there and just beat some shit.

• 1:21:29Speaker 05

  Be a dude.

• 1:21:29Speaker 01

  Beat it with the axe. And I was like, oh, use the chainsaw, because I put some of it on my stories. They're like, get a chainsaw. I'm like, no, no, no. The axe is actually very fun and it's very relieving. So yeah, good times.

• 1:21:41Speaker 05

  It's like the one dude that chops. It's weird seeing what YouTube or Instagram channel was. His, of course, would have blown up. That one dude that just shows different axes and how to split logs.

• 1:21:52The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, the dude that's jacked and does it.

• 1:21:53Speaker 05

  And good looking.

• 1:21:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, yeah. It's just women.

• 1:22:00The Fat Electrician?

  Why he got big and I guarantee.

• 1:22:01Speaker 00

  That's in your miles of dick Instagram feed.

• 1:22:04The Fat Electrician?

  It's just, I read the comments every time and it's just women. I wish I was that log getting split up. Just like the raunchiest shit on the planet every time. Some of them are actually really funny.

• 1:22:15Speaker 00

  Go back to your romance novels. Jesus Christ.

• 1:22:18The Fat Electrician?

  And all he does is, he doesn't make any windows. Doesn't say shit. Just goes out there, hook up, splits a log in half.

• 1:22:26Speaker 05

  He can split me in half. I'm wet.

• 1:22:31Speaker 01

  I'm wet as fuck, brother. Split me like a log.

• 1:22:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yep, it works. And you actually have a female audience base?

• 1:22:41Speaker 00

  What's that like?

• 1:22:43The Fat Electrician?

  I don't think anyone at this table knows.

• 1:22:45Speaker 00

  I think mine's probably the worst out of all of ours. As far as female view percentage? Alright, let's pull up them dashboards.

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  Nah, you got them ladies, bro.

• 1:22:54Speaker 00

  No, no, I wanna see yours.

• 1:22:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, you do, look at you.

• 1:22:57Speaker 00

  No, there's absolutely no way.

• 1:22:59Speaker 05

  Nico has a female audience.

• 1:23:00Speaker 01

  No, mine's all just retarded men.

• 1:23:03Speaker 05

  And?

• 1:23:04The Fat Electrician?

  What do you got?

• 1:23:05Speaker 00

  Uh, let me see.

• 1:23:07The Fat Electrician?

  What's your percentage of male?

• 1:23:08Speaker 00

  I guarantee, all my audience is like autistic men between the ages of fifteen and thirty-five.

• 1:23:13Speaker 01

  For which?

• 1:23:14Speaker 00

  That's like eighty percent of them.

• 1:23:15Speaker 01

  For which, what platform are we talking about right now?

• 1:23:17Speaker 00

  Youtube. Okay, oh yeah, alright.

• 1:23:20The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 1:23:21Speaker 00

  I got ninety-four point one percent male.

• 1:23:23The Fat Electrician?

  Damn it, you beat me, ninety-three point seven.

• 1:23:25Speaker 00

  I knew I would. I, it's, it's all fucking dudes. It's a sausage fest in my audience.

• 1:23:30Speaker 05

  Unsub is at ninety-five percent male.

• 1:23:32Speaker 00

  Oh wow.

• 1:23:33The Fat Electrician?

  Shocking.

• 1:23:34Speaker 05

  Uh, nevermind. We got five percent females. Four point one percent females.

• 1:23:38The Fat Electrician?

  My favorite, my favorite thing to-

• 1:23:40Speaker 01

  For males, eighty-nine point three.

• 1:23:42Speaker 05

  See, Nico coming in swinging with that eleven percent.

• 1:23:47Speaker 00

  Shit, he's doing numbers.

• 1:23:48The Fat Electrician?

  My favorite thing, if I ever get recognized in public by a couple, is, I, it's only happened like twice that the, the woman actually knew who I was and like liked the videos too with her husband. And every other time, it's just like, a wife that's like embarrassed or annoyed that her husband is like fanboying over some other dude. And it's like, whatever. And then she, I'll be, I introduce, oh, hi, I'm Nico, oh, hi, I'm Sarah, whatever, and we'll be talking. And she's like, I don't, I don't know who you are, sorry. I'm like, oh, it's no big deal, whatever, you know, that's fine. And then after-

• 1:24:19Speaker 00

  That's like, that doesn't offend us.

• 1:24:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, after we talk for thirty seconds, she's like, okay, I know who you are now. I go, you just recognized my voice from your husband's phone, huh? She goes, yeah. That's, I don't know why that cracks me up.

• 1:24:30Speaker 01

  The amount of uncomfortable situations I've come across due to the female audience, like literally I was at what? Tractor Supply with my girlfriend. And literally, I'm talking with this firefighter guy who like, you know, knew my content, da-da-da-da-da. Just chatting with him really quick. And then this couple parks, they get out their car, and this guy's with his wife, and she goes, "Oh my god, Nico!" And I was like- What the fuck? And I didn't know, like, I thought it was like my neighbor or something because I just moved out here. And then my girlfriend was like, oh, those people were saying hi to you. Go. I mean, this is kind of weird thing for me to do, but whatever. I was like, I didn't want them to think I was ignoring them. So I went back inside and I was like, hi, nice to meet you guys. My girlfriend said, you guys like,

• 1:25:12Speaker 01

  said hi and I didn't notice. And she's just like, oh my God, it's so nice there. And her husband just standing there. He's like,

• 1:25:20The Fat Electrician?

  Husband wasn't a fan.

• 1:25:21Speaker 01

  Husband was not a fan, but knew what was.

• 1:25:24Speaker 00

  Husband was like, well, she just met her whole pass.

• 1:25:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, no, this has happened like a few times and I'm just like, mm, and I just like try and then just not talk to the girl. I try to talk. I'm like, hey, man. Don't fucking shoot me or do no dumb shit.

• 1:25:40Speaker 05

  Hundred percent. Some of those girls will be like, it's, it's happened to everyone at the table, but it is. Just so you know, that's my hall pass. I'd fuck him if I'm adamant. And then the husband meeting you at the same time. It's like, fuck.

• 1:25:51Speaker 01

  Fuck you.

• 1:25:52Speaker 00

  Did you just move here?

• 1:25:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:25:54Speaker 00

  Fuck you.

• 1:25:56Speaker 01

  You got closer?

• 1:25:57Speaker 00

  To do list, kill Nico.

• 1:26:01Speaker 01

  Do something like, okay, god damn it.

• 1:26:05Speaker 00

  Steal his trees.

• 1:26:07The Fat Electrician?

  Steal his trees.

• 1:26:08Speaker 05

  Plant more trees.

• 1:26:14Speaker 01

  I would lose my mind because I'm working so hard to get rid of all this shit.

• 1:26:19Speaker 00

  You wake up, there's 80 more saplings freshly planted.

• 1:26:24The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, funny that would be to actually do.

• 1:26:26Speaker 05

  Pretty funny.

• 1:26:26The Fat Electrician?

  He's ever out of town?

• 1:26:28Speaker 01

  Dude, I would lose my mind.

• 1:26:31Speaker 00

  Just like adolescent trees, like not saplings.

• 1:26:34Speaker 05

  No, we're paying for the big ones. We're moving it.

• 1:26:38The Fat Electrician?

  I'm paying extra. I'm getting like the three fence posts around it with the chicken wire. So it stands up straight. So it's a real big pain in the ass to take out.

• 1:26:47Speaker 00

  Hey, Google, what are the hardest trees to chop down with an axe?

• 1:26:50Speaker 01

  What are endangered trees you can't cut down?

• 1:26:53Speaker 05

  Endangered ones with endangered species.

• 1:26:56Speaker 01

  I'm leaving an American eagle there.

• 1:26:58Speaker 00

  We moved the spotted owl to San Antonio just to put them in your backyard.

• 1:27:04The Fat Electrician?

  We get a tree put in and then put a bat's nest in it. So it's illegal to take down.

• 1:27:09Speaker 01

  I'll bite the fucking head off those bats, dude. I don't care.

• 1:27:11The Fat Electrician?

  We're evil friends.

• 1:27:12Speaker 00

  We build the tree around, like, you know how you can like, put something to a tree when it's growing up and it just absorbs it? Uh, pieces of rebar.

• 1:27:21Speaker 01

  It's a metal tree.

• 1:27:23Speaker 02

  Ah!

• 1:27:26Speaker 02

  Hate my friends!

• 1:27:29Speaker 01

  Everyone's talking about like, "My friends did this," I'll be like, "Mine planted trees in my backyard, "those fucking pieces of shit." They're like, "You have head problems, dude." I don't know.

• 1:27:37Speaker 05

  How you know your friends made it? They start fucking doing that level?

• 1:27:40The Fat Electrician?

  Some organization to donate money to buy the trees.

• 1:27:44Speaker 01

  What was that? I have to be careful because there's a tree sanctuary a little bit past my backyard, so I can't touch those guys.

• 1:27:50Speaker 05

  It's about to be in your backyard.

• 1:27:52The Fat Electrician?

  You're just in your backyard with an axe trying to set a tone for the rest of the fucking forest? You psychopath?

• 1:27:58Speaker 01

  Fuck this sanctuary, dude! Vlad taps here.

• 1:28:01Speaker 00

  How do you know your, uh, your, your friends have money? What was that story you said? Where it's like, are you pranking your rich friends? Or was it? Was it Hafer? I can't ref- I can't fucking remember. But it was where, uh, in order to fuck with his, uh, his buddy, he had like somebody dress up in like a, uh, medieval outfit and go read a decree to him?

• 1:28:21Speaker 05

  No, I bet.

• 1:28:22Speaker 00

  I, I think it might have been an Evan Hafer story.

• 1:28:23Speaker 05

  That sounds like an Evan Hafer story.

• 1:28:26Speaker 00

  But just, yeah, pay the dude to be like a medieval squire and show up in a board meeting and read a decree to his buddy? I'm trying to remember where I heard that, but it's like, that's the funny shit.

• 1:28:36Speaker 01

  I can't wait for all the stupid things I'm gonna end up doing to you guys now that I live close, because it's gonna be very entertaining for me.

• 1:28:41Speaker 00

  My trees are in danger.

• 1:28:43Speaker 05

  Nico's gonna have a bunch of trees.

• 1:28:44Speaker 01

  I'm putting all my trees in your guys' backyards. Good fucking luck, dude.

• 1:28:50Speaker 00

  Just wake up, we've got like the Ewok, like, rolling traps and shit like that made out of Nico's trees.

• 1:28:57Speaker 05

  Mr. Brandon had his, um, event, what was that called last night?

• 1:29:01Speaker 00

  It was just a campaign kickoff event.

• 1:29:03Speaker 05

  Campaign kickoff. I was so confused, that's why. I was like, "What is he, what is the point of this? What, okay, he's doing this. What do we talk about? Okay, good." But it went, that was awesome to see.

• 1:29:13Speaker 00

  It was good.

• 1:29:13Speaker 05

  That whole ass place was full of your supporters.

• 1:29:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was good. It was, uh, it was just over a hundred and fifty people. Um, we really put it together like, I don't know, a couple of days prior. It just kinda got thrown together. We were like, "Oh, let's do this." You know, send out a couple texts, whatever, try to get a decent crowd there. And it was, it was actually, I think it was- It worked really well. And, uh, now I appreciate you guys for, for going up and, and speaking a little bit. Uh, even though I was informed that nobody told you.

• 1:29:39Speaker 05

  That's fun.

• 1:29:40Speaker 01

  It was great.

• 1:29:42Speaker 05

  Getting there, I was like, ah, here to support Brandon, my friend. I'll just.

• 1:29:45Speaker 00

  Microphone.

• 1:29:46Speaker 05

  Yeah. And I was like, what's going on? And they're like, oh, you have to get up there and rally up the hype up the people.

• 1:29:51Speaker 01

  Eli was ready though. He's like, hey, guy. And it's like.

• 1:29:55Speaker 05

  I was like, whoa, that was loud. Hey, okay. Hey, what's up? Really loud.

• 1:30:00Speaker 01

  It was good. You did great. You did great.

• 1:30:02Speaker 05

  It was like, oh, I'm getting a drink then. Ah, one drink. I'm getting in front of people.

• 1:30:08Speaker 00

  Bartender, one alcohol, please.

• 1:30:10Speaker 05

  Well, you had a guy show up in full body armor.

• 1:30:13Speaker 00

  There was a guy.

• 1:30:14Speaker 05

  He was like, oh, you could, I was gonna record you guys hitting me with like one of the weapons. I was like.

• 1:30:18Speaker 00

  Oh yeah. No, he, he wanted me to hit him with an axe.

• 1:30:20Speaker 05

  I was like, buddy, we can't.

• 1:30:21Speaker 00

  I said, no, that's.

• 1:30:23Speaker 05

  A lawsuit ain't happening. We love you with like dope, dope fucking armor.

• 1:30:27Speaker 00

  I love the energy, right? I can't hit you with a fucking axe at a campaign event. I'm sorry. That's, that's a very bad tone.

• 1:30:35Speaker 05

  Oh God, you clipped that out of context.

• 1:30:38Speaker 00

  Assaults fan with medieval weaponry.

• 1:30:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:30:41Speaker 01

  No, but it was all real stuff too. Cause he's like, oh yeah, dude, this is my armor and that. And he's explaining it to me.

• 1:30:47Speaker 05

  It was dope.

• 1:30:47Speaker 01

  And I was like, hold on dude, I'm not gonna grope you, but can I feel your body armor? And I start feeling him and I'm, dude, this shit is like hardcore. It's like all super real. It's super thick. And he's like, yeah, it'll stop arrows, axes, maces. And like all these things. I'm like.

• 1:31:01Speaker 05

  He's gonna have his.

• 1:31:02Speaker 01

  You are protected.

• 1:31:03Speaker 05

  Pepper sprayed him.

• 1:31:08Speaker 00

  So I, I made, I made some sort of joke when he came up to me. I was just like, oh dude, I see you're ready to travel to modern UK.

• 1:31:17Speaker 01

  Oh God, it was a good time. I, I had a lot of fun there and everyone was like super high in spirit and like super excited to see you.

• 1:31:23Speaker 00

  The, the crowd's energy was awesome. Uh, it was, it was, it was also just nice to see like, you know, my friends coming out and support. It meant a lot. Nick.

• 1:31:30Speaker 05

  I wasn't there.

• 1:31:31Speaker 01

  Piece of shit.

• 1:31:32Speaker 05

  Sorry. I was in Iowa.

• 1:31:35Speaker 01

  I drove here for that. You could've got on a plane.

• 1:31:42Speaker 00

  Why didn't you come to this event that I didn't even know I was doing until a few days ago?

• 1:31:48Speaker 00

  No, it's good. We want to do a lot more of that stuff in the district this time, just like doing bigger events and just showing like showing the energy because you know the unsub live audience is just fucking incredible and like just I think with those bigger events, even if people aren't really familiar with our stuff, obviously, we have to tone it down, like keep it a little bit more professional. It's not quite the unsub live show kind of thing, but

• 1:32:07Speaker 05

  They were like, just Brandon's campaign. I was like, don't worry. I'm not gonna, I won't even cuss.

• 1:32:12Speaker 00

  I'll behave today. I swore one time on the campaign trail last time, like swear, swear, like saying fuck or something like that. Because I was actually like, I know how to turn it off. People are like, oh, well, you know, your personality is this. I'm like, that's, that's online. Like, I know how to turn it off and on. Like, I know when to be professional, right? You know, you talk differently with your friends than you do at church or whatever. But I was at a San Antonio Young Republicans thing. It was right after the Republican Convention for the state of Texas, and it was held at a distillery. Strike one. But it was right, it was their AC had gone out. So it was like a hundred fucking degrees back there. And I remember going up there. I was like the third person to speak, you know, just giving a giving a speech to the crowd that's there. And I

• 1:32:56Speaker 00

  remember like, I was joking around because it's, it's younger people. So you have a little bit like more of a relaxed rapport. And I remember stopping like halfway through, I'm like, and these You almost got me. This is the first time you almost had it.

• 1:33:12Speaker 01

  Okay, here's a serious question, just because I'm not too familiar with it. In the world of politics, is that like a serious knock on you if you do curse or no?

• 1:33:20Speaker 00

  No, I mean, now, like, I mean, you had JD Vance on Theo Von saying fuck. Trump says privately, a lot, but publicly occasionally. And like, I just don't think people care as much anymore. That the age of like 20 years ago, yeah, that was a huge problem. Like, I could have never run for office 10, 15 years ago. A, I was too young, but B, just completely, completely different world. And I think Trump did open that up to a large degree, but I think people are just start there. The Republican Party especially was much more like pearl clutching in that way. And I just don't think that's the case anymore.

• 1:33:57Speaker 01

  Fair enough.

• 1:33:57Speaker 00

  Just good, because that's the shit that doesn't matter. I'm like, I don't care about your personal life for the most part. It's like, I, I, I care about how you vote.

• 1:34:05Speaker 05

  It's not relatable.

• 1:34:06Speaker 01

  And people would know how you are like as a person, not that cursing like dictates who you are, but like, you know, shit flies on the internet. And like, you are who you are. So it's like, why would it really matter? But you're obviously like an extreme professional. You do so great. So it's like, why would it matter if it did fly once or twice when you're out there just talking openly to the people? So I was just curious.

• 1:34:26Speaker 00

  You know, when to be professional and when to cut loose and whatnot. But yeah, no, I just don't think like, and I know a lot of voters don't think this way, which is really kind of like, I don't enjoy that mindset. I'm not running to be, to babysit your fucking kids, right? Like, why do you care what I do in my personal life?

• 1:34:46Speaker 05

  This is a choose your fighter loading screen for Street Fighter. This is not, who do I want to teach Sunday school?

• 1:34:53Speaker 00

  Do you want a guy who's going to be like a scrappy boardroom guy who's made a lot of money, like doing stuff like this, like knowing how to run businesses and knowing how to talk to people, communicate in the real world? Or do you want a guy who's squeaky clean because he's always wanted power? He's always wanted to run. He kept a clean record because he just wants to be, oh, I'm Johnny on the spot. I don't, I don't curse in public.

• 1:35:14Speaker 05

  Fake.

• 1:35:14Speaker 00

  And these are all also like, a lot of those people are some of the worst people behind closed doors.

• 1:35:19Speaker 01

  It's because it's a screen. Yeah.

• 1:35:22Speaker 05

  Oh, you're faking everything. It's more terrifying actually, because they're really good at putting up that front 24/7. So when are you getting the real version of them versus, oh, they don't give a shit. This is how they talk. And then behind the screen, oh.

• 1:35:34Speaker 00

  There's certain politicians that I've talked to, I'll keep their names out of it, but there's certain people that I have talked to, like members of Congress, senators, stuff like that. Where, you know, they've got that professionalism publicly, but then like we're on the phone or like we're meeting in person and as soon as they let it fly, like one, one thing, like specific example, we were talking about somebody that both of us didn't like. And he goes, listen here, this little cocksucker. And I was like, now I'm talking to the real guy. The politician's screen, the facade is down. Like now I'm talking to the real human. And it's it's just weird. It's weird how people have to do that.

• 1:36:10Speaker 05

  I do not envy any of that.

• 1:36:12Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 1:36:12Speaker 05

  Like, no, I'm good, buddy. I'm good. Nick, are you ever gonna?

• 1:36:15Speaker 00

  Smarter man than I.

• 1:36:16Speaker 05

  You ever gonna do any of that?

• 1:36:19The Fat Electrician?

  We'll see. If I get bored enough.

• 1:36:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:36:22Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 1:36:23Speaker 05

  If I get injured enough, nothing's.

• 1:36:25The Fat Electrician?

  I just, I just, I just wanna go out there and dunk on politicians.

• 1:36:29Speaker 00

  That'd be, that part is pretty fun.

• 1:36:30Speaker 01

  Get him a basketball. He's actually just fucking dunking on dudes.

• 1:36:33Speaker 05

  I mean, you just look at their Twitter.

• 1:36:34The Fat Electrician?

  I don't want anything after travel, though. I just wanna go to like, I wanna be like governor of Iowa.

• 1:36:40Speaker 05

  I just wanna be like.

• 1:36:43Speaker 00

  I, I wanna, I just wanna have.

• 1:36:45Speaker 05

  This is mine now.

• 1:36:46Speaker 00

  The biggest, literally the biggest job in all of Iowa.

• 1:36:51Speaker 00

  Which like, representing all of like eighty thousand people.

• 1:36:54The Fat Electrician?

  Three million.

• 1:36:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:36:57Speaker 01

  He knows. He's such a good future politician, guys.

• 1:36:59The Fat Electrician?

  King of the cobs, bro.

• 1:37:00Speaker 05

  King of the cobs.

• 1:37:01The Fat Electrician?

  King of the cobs.

• 1:37:02Speaker 05

  You walk out with your corn cob, hell, crown.

• 1:37:04The Fat Electrician?

  That's right.

• 1:37:06Speaker 00

  That would be very funny.

• 1:37:08Speaker 05

  Dawn me.

• 1:37:11Speaker 05

  This is mine now.

• 1:37:12Speaker 00

  What's the biggest city in Iowa, Des Moines?

• 1:37:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:15Speaker 00

  Yeah. How many people live there?

• 1:37:16The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, eight hundred thousand, probably.

• 1:37:19Speaker 00

  Dear God, there is about that many people in my district.

• 1:37:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I mean, San Antonio and the surrounding areas, like roughly the same population as the state of Iowa.

• 1:37:28Speaker 00

  Seventh, uh, yeah, actually, yeah, the, the metropolitan area here.

• 1:37:31The Fat Electrician?

  Three million.

• 1:37:32Speaker 00

  Cause it's, uh, it's the seventh largest city in the country. It doesn't feel like it, though.

• 1:37:35Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:37:35The Fat Electrician?

  It does when you try to drive across it.

• 1:37:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, if you actually go, because we only stay on like the northwest side.

• 1:37:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, we stay, we stay in one little pizza sliver of San Antonio. If you were like on this end and you drive to that end, it's like an hour and a half with no traffic.

• 1:37:49Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:37:49The Fat Electrician?

  And if there is traffic, you're fucked.

• 1:37:51Speaker 00

  That's why it's a big, that's why you don't go anywhere here at five o'clock. Fuck you.

• 1:37:55Speaker 05

  No, no, be, again, like New Braunfels is adjacent to us.

• 1:37:59Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:38:00Speaker 05

  And we won't go to New Braunfels because it's an hour and twenty minutes away on a good, at five o'clock.

• 1:38:06Speaker 01

  That's wild.

• 1:38:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, and it's still San Antonio.

• 1:38:08Speaker 00

  Hang it up. It's still San Antonio.

• 1:38:11The Fat Electrician?

  This is why I'm never leaving Iowa. Everywhere we go here is 35 minutes away. Grocery store, 35 minutes. Gas station, 35 minutes.

• 1:38:19Speaker 00

  Okay, does Iowa still have that shitty thing that Indiana does where they like you have open road where there is literally nothing you could hit? There is not a heartbeat within miles, but they still have like speed limits of like 45 miles an hour?

• 1:38:32The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, all the backroads, uh, like the highways and stuff are usually 55, but like everybody speeds. Nobody really cares.

• 1:38:40Speaker 00

  Out west Texas, well, partially because it's like a necessity. Cause again, there's nothing there, but 85 miles an hour, baby.

• 1:38:47The Fat Electrician?

  But I think I, I'm assuming, I'm assuming the reason we don't do that is A, well, no, A, we, we have, we have winter. We have winter and some asshole is still gonna try to go 85 when there's ice on the ground.

• 1:39:02Speaker 00

  Me.

• 1:39:02The Fat Electrician?

  And B, there's, there's so.

• 1:39:05Speaker 00

  He's gonna drift that shit.

• 1:39:06The Fat Electrician?

  There's so many farms and farm equipment has to use that road too. So some asshole is gonna be on cruise control going 85. Come over a hill and there's a fucking harvester in the road trying to get to its next field and it's gonna smoke it and.

• 1:39:20Speaker 00

  See, I don't want to hear these excuses.

• 1:39:21The Fat Electrician?

  That's fair. I live where shit grows. Sorry.

• 1:39:26Speaker 00

  You'd be surprised how much shit has grown in West Texas.

• 1:39:29The Fat Electrician?

  I'm listening.

• 1:39:30Speaker 00

  Pecans. We're actually one of the biggest producer of pecans in the entire country. Like pecans, pecan trees, whatever.

• 1:39:37The Fat Electrician?

  I know.

• 1:39:37Speaker 00

  And I like different stuff like that. There's, there's stuff like that. There's industries, there's, there is agricultural industries in West Texas. Ask me how I know. How do you know? How to learn all this shit?

• 1:39:46The Fat Electrician?

  Don't look at me, I don't know.

• 1:39:48Speaker 00

  Oh, really? I actually, no, I have, well, so I had to talk to a lot of these, these farmers and just kind of listen to some of their stories because they're talking about like border crisis shit. And they're giving me videos like, uh, especially like the pecan farmers out toward like way more like El Paso way. But they're just like, yeah, this is us working on a tractor and here's 30 dudes cutting our fences and just running through our property.

• 1:40:11Speaker 01

  Ba ba ba.

• 1:40:13Speaker 00

  That's technically a crime.

• 1:40:16Speaker 01

  No, they were running at me with knives. I don't know.

• 1:40:20Speaker 00

  God.

• 1:40:21Speaker 01

  I don't know why all my clothes were off. They just, I just started punching me in the head and taking all my clothes off. So I had to gas that shit out.

• 1:40:28Speaker 00

  Dear god.

• 1:40:30Speaker 01

  Never, okay, guys, because my, my address may already be out there. Never come to my house unannounced. Like, I'm just gonna fuck. Please, I value my fans.

• 1:40:38The Fat Electrician?

  We were just trying to plant trees.

• 1:40:41Speaker 01

  Like, I can't stress it enough. I be clutching on my neighbors and everything because I got like HOA and shit like that. And I just immediately had to set the tone. Every single time they tried like gently pulling up into my driveway and I always have gun on me. So I just clutch on my shit and I just pull it on and I'm like, oh, my bad. Never fucking come here unannounced or try and sneak up to my front fucking door.

• 1:41:01The Fat Electrician?

  Are you right by it?

• 1:41:02Speaker 01

  Oh, no, I'm in a HOA area and I still do whatever the fuck I want.

• 1:41:06The Fat Electrician?

  Just a psychopath in a G-Wagon chopping down trees with a gun. So the new neighbor's, um, interesting.

• 1:41:14Speaker 00

  If I saw that and that was my next door neighbor, I would be like, hell, yeah. It's better than a live, laugh, love sticker.

• 1:41:21Speaker 01

  I have, I have like, the other day I was out in my driveway in my disability chair, just kind of fucking about and I was making a little short and I had like my rifle with the suppressor and I'm like, ahhhh. And my neighbors, you can see him through the window like, what the?

• 1:41:33Speaker 00

  And I'm like. I think he fakes disability.

• 1:41:36Speaker 05

  Dude, again, a G-Wagon pulls up, Nico gets out, runs to the backyard, don't know what he's wearing, grabs an axe, starts cutting. Also this, ahhhh, what the?

• 1:41:47Speaker 05

  And then the chair rolls by.

• 1:41:48The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:49Speaker 05

  I would not know what to think of my neighbor.

• 1:41:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, just don't come here. Don't come to my house.

• 1:41:53Speaker 05

  They'll be like, what the fuck is wrong with him?

• 1:41:55The Fat Electrician?

  So, uh, Pewview got a new house with an acreage and a pond and he's building a

• 1:42:01Speaker 01

  That's cool.

• 1:42:01The Fat Electrician?

  dope ass gun range, like rivaling Matt's gun range. Like, it's insane.

• 1:42:06Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 1:42:06The Fat Electrician?

  And he's got, it's like out in the country, no houses for literally miles, except for there's one house like 30 feet to the left of his house, right on the property line. And he, he, he was straight up with them. He's like, look, I'll buy your house if you guys want. I'm putting a gun range in, whatever. And apparently he's, he's only shot like 90 rounds there.

• 1:42:30The Fat Electrician?

  And they're just pissed. They already went to the county meeting, trying, trying to get like the noise ordinances changed and shit. But like they checked all this before they bought the property and they're like, you guys live 10 miles out of the nearest town in the country. There's nothing you can do.

• 1:42:46Speaker 00

  So there's, there's no, like no minimum property requirement for shooting.

• 1:42:50Speaker 01

  No, I thought there is via county because I'm trying to do the same thing on my property line.

• 1:42:54Speaker 00

  Different for state. Yeah.

• 1:42:55Speaker 01

  Cause oh, I, okay. So out here in Texas, you need what 10, 10 acres. And I'm like, fuck. All right. Well, that's my next goal is like 50 acres.

• 1:43:02The Fat Electrician?

  Iowa, you can shoot all the guns you want, as long as it's not, I think the cutoff is like 10pm. It's from like 10pm to 6am. You can't shoot other than that. But I mean, Pewvee shoots 20,000 rounds a month, probably.

• 1:43:16Speaker 01

  And they are already like coming for his life.

• 1:43:19The Fat Electrician?

  They're already like super pissed about it and like, there's nothing.

• 1:43:21Speaker 01

  I mean, like, like, don't get me wrong. I understand as like a neighbor, like that could be frustrating to see both sides. But then again, like, there's got to be some kind of middle ground. You guys can like live civilly together.

• 1:43:34Speaker 00

  As long as you're not being an asshole and like doing a bunch of shit at like 11 o'clock at night.

• 1:43:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:43:38Speaker 00

  Like, you know, you want to be courteous. Even, even when I was out in the fucking country, like my shop was out in the country and we had a range there. Uh, we weren't shooting like late night or anything like that. When the sun went down, we were done. Like it, just trying to be nice to the neighbors that were like a mile away, you know?

• 1:43:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:43:54Speaker 01

  I'm trying not to be a dick to my HOA right now and be nice. All my neighbors are really cool and like they already get it. But like right now, it's like duking out with the HOA because in order to do like asphalt my driveway, put a gate in, build two houses in the back, build like a gym on the side that can fit like my cars and stuff like that. It's like, oh, you have to submit all this paperwork and it has to be approved via HOA before you do that, or they can find it. And I'm like, listen, guys, I hope the paperwork goes by fast. Because you, I, I just hope they're not like aggressive with it because like I'll be an absolute piece of shit and you guys could get a whole new series of me just duking it out with the HOA. Cause I was like, they're like, well, you better be careful because, and I'm calling them on the phone like, hey, what do I submit the documents? Because I believe

• 1:44:35Speaker 01

  I have to submit paperwork for my asphalt driveway. Cause that's the first thing I'm going to do for like this big roundabout. And they're like, oh yeah, you need to fill out that paperwork. And I'm like, or you're going to get fined. And I'm like, bitch, I'll pay that shit and do whatever the fuck I want. Like. So we're gonna see how it turns out. Could be very fun.

• 1:44:54Speaker 00

  You always wanna play nice at first, right? You wanna try to like.

• 1:44:57Speaker 01

  That's why I'm like, I'm gonna, I put in all the paperwork, I did all of it. It's just, there's no possible fucking way. I just paid for my home. I have this land, I'm totally off of the road in my own area. And you're gonna tell me I can't build shit in my backyard quietly and silently and put together like a beautiful home? There's no way I'll fight that fight every time.

• 1:45:17Speaker 00

  This shit drives me crazy. It's like the antithesis of the American dream. It's like, oh yeah, cool. I've got a, you know. Acre of land, I've got a, you know, a house, white picket fence, two and a half kids. I wanna build a treehouse in the backyard. And somebody can come in there and say. No, you cannot. Wild.

• 1:45:32Speaker 01

  No, and like you said, like the neighbors thing is huge to me. Like first week of moving in, made all my neighbors gift baskets. I'm not a hard guy to deal with, but I may make people nervous sometimes. I was like, hey, here's my number. If you guys need anything, let me know. Promise them really nice, like da, da, da, da, da. And they're awesome. All my neighbors are, my immediate neighbors are awesome.

• 1:45:50Speaker 00

  Fucking crazy thing. It's like if you're nice to us, we're nice to you.

• 1:45:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, absolutely. And we, we're all like cool, like everyone's chickens and shit be like roaming on our property and whatnot. So it's awesome.

• 1:45:59Speaker 00

  That's awesome. So hopefully that ends well.

• 1:46:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's, it's still wild.

• 1:46:03Speaker 01

  Either way, it's gonna be fun.

• 1:46:04Speaker 00

  I'm looking forward to the content.

• 1:46:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, talk about IRL stream. This is these bitches I be talking about, guys. We're gonna make you famous.

• 1:46:16Speaker 05

  I don't know how you still do live streaming, bro.

• 1:46:19Speaker 00

  There is no reasonable expectation of privacy and my property.

• 1:46:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, pretty much.

• 1:46:24Speaker 05

  There's another one, Mr. Nico. Thank you, bye bye. Good. What are you working on right now?

• 1:46:32The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I got one video I wanna do, but the guy's still alive, so I'm trying to talk to him and get permission to make the video about him.

• 1:46:40Speaker 01

  You're waiting for him to die.

• 1:46:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, can you die, dude?

• 1:46:43The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:46:43Speaker 05

  Dude, just kill yourself.

• 1:46:46Speaker 00

  Waiting outside his house with an air horn first thing in the morning.

• 1:46:49Speaker 01

  This is Nick Boy's people.

• 1:46:52Speaker 00

  Jesus Nick.

• 1:46:53The Fat Electrician?

  No dude's a badass. I just want to tell a story. It's dope.

• 1:46:56Speaker 00

  Who is it?

• 1:46:56The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, Ed Eaton, probably like the coolest sniper that nobody's ever heard of. So he was in Vietnam and his chopper went down. And he was like the only dude still not severely wounded from this chopper crashes. He was a sniper. His sniper rifle got like broken. And the scope was all fucked up and it's at nighttime and he had a, a starlight scope, which is like an early, it's kind of like an ACOG, like it uses light to illuminate. So it's kind of early vision technology and he had this scope on a sniper rifle. So he climbs up on top of this like burning helicopter as they're getting attacked by an entire platoon of NVA. And he's alternating between his sniper rifle. He figured out the Kentucky windage of how fucked up his scope was on the fly.

• 1:47:41The Fat Electrician?

  So he's doming dudes with a sniper rifle and swapping out and mag dumping with an M16, trying to convince him that there's more than one guy up there. Fights for like two hours till they met him back him out. And they get everybody loaded up on the plane and one dude is injured and the guy's like, I'm not going to make it. Just leave me. And he like grabs a grenade and pulls a pin. He's just going to hold it until they come to get him. He's going to blow himself up. And as the helicopter is taking off, Ed Eaton jumps back out of the helicopter and defends that dude till the next helicopter shows up by himself.

• 1:48:14Speaker 00

  Holy fuck.

• 1:48:14The Fat Electrician?

  Massive dick.

• 1:48:15Speaker 05

  Bro, did he make him get rid of the grenade? I'd be like, you're telling me.

• 1:48:20The Fat Electrician?

  He's like, bro, you got us. No.

• 1:48:25Speaker 00

  Dude's, dude's bleeding out like grip starts relaxing.

• 1:48:29The Fat Electrician?

  Oh shit. So the dude. Hey, you go back there buddy. The dude makes it and there's like an interview where they're interviewing both of them, like hearing both sides of the story from Ed and then the guy that he saved. And the guy that he saved is like, Ed told me he was going to save the last two bullets for us. So he put the grenade back away. Cause like they weren't going to get caught by the NVA, but he ended up fucking fighting off everybody by himself and saving the dude.

• 1:48:54Speaker 00

  Jesus. So have you ever done a video before on somebody who is still alive?

• 1:48:59The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:48:59Speaker 00

  No shit.

• 1:49:02The Fat Electrician?

  Not that I'm aware of.

• 1:49:03Speaker 00

  Even fat files?

• 1:49:04The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, fat files, like I'll cover CEOs and stuff, but like telling the story of a CEO versus telling like a war story. Like I just, I don't know if they're still alive. Like that's their story to tell. So I'm not going to tell it without their permission.

• 1:49:15Speaker 05

  That one would be a dope one. So would, uh,

• 1:49:18Speaker 00

  Which you just did for the record.

• 1:49:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but I mean, like you can, that's, that's the Cliff Notes from like, they've already done a history channel. Like greatest sniper shots. He was in that, like, that's all just from that. That's nothing from like his book that he wrote, which is called, uh, Makong Mud Dogs. Um, so I'm trying to get him to work with me and he's like, well, you know, I don't know if I have anything new to add to it. We covered it in a book and I was on history channel and I was like, I get that. And like the book's great. The history channel episode is great, but the history channel thing was 15 years ago. The book, it hasn't been printed in 15 years. Like it's not about uncovering anything new. It's like, I want to expose this story to the next generation.

• 1:49:59Speaker 00

  Re-release. More people will see it on your channel than they will ever see it on history.

• 1:50:03The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly. It's like, you know what I mean? Like all these 20 year old kids, like what are the odds they're going to run into your book, pick it up and read it.

• 1:50:08Speaker 01

  And the way you're going to relay and portray this story and like, give it to the viewer.

• 1:50:14Speaker 05

  Yeah. Give it life in that Nick, the fat electrician.

• 1:50:16The Fat Electrician?

  And I'll push the book after the fact and then, you know, hopefully you get more book sales. I hope you're still making money from that. So.

• 1:50:22Speaker 01

  He said, we like, bro, when you're dead, I'm doing it.

• 1:50:28The Fat Electrician?

  No, if he tells me, he doesn't want me to do it.

• 1:50:30Speaker 01

  Up to you, my boy. He said, if he tells you what?

• 1:50:34The Fat Electrician?

  I said, if he tells me he doesn't want me to do it, I'll, I'll just never do the video. So.

• 1:50:38Speaker 05

  Well, hopefully you're just like,

• 1:50:41Speaker 00

  wearing down the timer on that one.

• 1:50:42The Fat Electrician?

  No, but it is kind of cool. Like a lot of videos, like probably 50% or more of the videos I do when I cover a war hero. Every, like 50% of the time, there's a comment in there that was like, this was my uncle. This was my dad. This was so and so. Like, and those are super cool. Like, uh, I think Roy Benavides's daughter commented on my Roy Benavides video.

• 1:51:01Speaker 00

  Like, that's cool.

• 1:51:03The Fat Electrician?

  So.

• 1:51:04Speaker 00

  It's I've seen that a little bit in your comment sections.

• 1:51:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it always they always wind up at the top.

• 1:51:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:51:09The Fat Electrician?

  Cause people so many people like them. So that's pretty cool to see.

• 1:51:12Speaker 00

  It's fucking wild to see and probably experience on your side. You're like, oh, that stuff that reached that.

• 1:51:16The Fat Electrician?

  I'm just happy they like it. So far I have avoided anybody being upset at me because then I'm gonna feel bad like, oh shit.

• 1:51:23Speaker 00

  Hey, you up all these things.

• 1:51:24The Fat Electrician?

  Do a good job on that one, apparently.

• 1:51:26Speaker 01

  Well, no, you I don't think you've ever like, obviously you've never portrayed anything in like a bad light. So I don't even see how that could come across unless somebody's like, for some reason, way, shape or form like money hungry. And they're like, oh, you did this. And that's like my great, great, great, great, great granddaddy, uncle, baby, mama. I want a bill or two like fuck off.

• 1:51:45The Fat Electrician?

  But I mean, most of most of the guys I cover, they've already had books about them. They've had History Channel specials about them. They've had all this different stuff.

• 1:51:52Speaker 00

  I think I think Cody's experienced that a couple of times where people are like, hey, I was in that video you released. Give me money.

• 1:51:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's the same. That happens every single video on my YouTube and mine's just compilation shit. Really? Like, so am I gonna get paid since like you did that? And I'm like, bro, what? We keep your handle and shit in there like it's it's a promo shit for you if you want like no.

• 1:52:13Speaker 00

  Just just send them back the definition of fair use.

• 1:52:16Speaker 01

  No, exactly. And I'm like, that's all my content is, dude. And like, I don't have any paywalls. I'm not even making like crazy buko bucks from it. Like, I'm just like, it it's here for like, for free for people who want to watch my shit.

• 1:52:28Speaker 00

  I had a guy go schizo schizo on me one time for it was like a Darwin Awards clip. It's like a dude just like, you know, uh, doing the the eighteen, was it the model eighteen eighty seven, like the the the loop thing, like the Terminator two.

• 1:52:40Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:52:42Speaker 00

  Like doing the reload like that. And it was a meme. It wasn't even his original video. It was, I had no idea who the guy was. But he had, uh, somebody made a meme of it where like, as the guns flipping back around toward the camera, if for a minute Kurt Cobain pops up and goes,

• 1:52:58Speaker 00

  it's a great meme. And the guy's like, how dare you fucking say what I was doing was unsafe. I there's a blah, blah, and just like schizo ranted and like kept commenting and like commented on other people's stuff like this guy's a piece of shit. He did whatever. I'm like, bro, fuck off.

• 1:53:12Speaker 01

  Who people like it's crazy.

• 1:53:13Speaker 00

  It's a joke. Like, that wasn't even one where I'm like, oh, Darwin Award, like, what a retard. I was just like, yeah, this is. I think it was just like a throwaway clip.

• 1:53:21Speaker 05

  It's funny.

• 1:53:22Speaker 00

  And it wasn't even his content. It was transformative because it was a meme somebody else made.

• 1:53:27Speaker 01

  Some people just don't get it. I just literally don't understand. Like, why are you like, I'm like, you know, you put this out there already, right? Like, you know, this shit exists. Like, you uploaded this shit for the world for eternity and all of life as you are living? And when you are dead, it will still be here. Why? What? Get the fuck out of here. Like, just stop.

• 1:53:46Speaker 05

  Why are you mad, dog?

• 1:53:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's just kiss.

• 1:53:49Speaker 05

  Dude, I would be, we, did we talk about like with the Shrek stuff? That'd be the hard, most scary thing is you do a video and the second you hit publish, then something comes out.

• 1:53:58The Fat Electrician?

  I don't cover people alive.

• 1:54:00Speaker 05

  Yes, exactly.

• 1:54:01Speaker 01

  Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:54:03Speaker 05

  It's one of those things where it's like, okay, cool. I released this video.

• 1:54:07The Fat Electrician?

  You know who got caught with that?

• 1:54:09Speaker 05

  Popo.

• 1:54:09The Fat Electrician?

  Popo.

• 1:54:10Speaker 05

  Dude, Popo, we love you.

• 1:54:11The Fat Electrician?

  Popo Medic did a video on Shrek like six days before all the stuff came out or like the controversy about it.

• 1:54:19Speaker 00

  Do you want to, do you want to address that a little bit? So people don't think you're talking about the DreamWorks animated film?

• 1:54:26The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So I have not looked, I don't know if the allegations are true or not. I haven't looked into it. I have no idea. Out of my pay grade on that. Not a Green Beret. Don't understand all the protocols. Basically, there's a John Shrek McPhee nicknamed the Sheriff of Baghdad. He was in Delta Force, known for doing all these crazy missions. He's been on Joe Rogan. He's been, he's done the whole podcast tour. He's got a ton of viral clips out there, been interviewed a ton and was becoming like pretty big online military celebrity. And then Popo Medic did a video on him and his exploits. And then like six days later, there was a bunch of allegations that came out. I have no idea if they're true or not. Haven't looked into them, but there was just like.

• 1:55:05Speaker 00

  Like Stolen Valor-esque?

• 1:55:06The Fat Electrician?

  Popo Medic. I don't think it was.

• 1:55:08Speaker 00

  I don't, I don't know what it is.

• 1:55:09Speaker 01

  I haven't heard what it is. I'm curious because I just see some like, oh, paperwork doesn't lie. And I'm like, I talked about on Say How to Eli, how when I transitioned from the active army to the reservist component, because I still have my ERB versus my SRB. I'm like, paperwork do lie sometimes, bro. I'm not even gonna lie to you, but like what, I don't know what, like, but that's like minute shit. And I'm like, well, what do you mean? Like, what happened?

• 1:55:29The Fat Electrician?

  According to what I heard, I don't know if it's true. He got his special forces tab revoked for doing something wrong. And was kicked out of special forces and then retired as a regular master sergeant.

• 1:55:42Speaker 05

  Yes, and that was covered in the.

• 1:55:44The Fat Electrician?

  But he was a Delta Force guy for years.

• 1:55:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I could give a f- class at that point if I'm, if I was to be transferred, I'm like, bro, he did cool guy shit. I'll never do cool guy shit like that. Good for you. And the thing is, like, I mean, those Delta dudes are just such high caliber individuals and people think like they drink and do all this crazy shit. And so like, they're like, act accordingly, or you just, like, you're gone, like, not, not killed, but like, you're not gonna stay here, like, the big representation. So, I don't know, let alone what those dudes go through. If you got kicked out, like, I can't imagine what you've already been through. Uh, so to me, I'm like, if you are even an individual who's able to live in that lifestyle, which I could never do, uh, good on you. And if you f- that, man, eat it, move on.

• 1:56:25The Fat Electrician?

  But yeah. Well, no, I mean, my perspective was just like the, the suck factor for Popo Medic, who like, just did a video on the guy that he thought was awesome. And then like, by happenstance, six days later, all these allegations come out, whether they're true or not. And he's just getting lit up in his own comment section over, over it. So like, he just kinda got screwed out of the gate.

• 1:56:44Speaker 05

  Cause he didn't really do anything wrong.

• 1:56:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, he didn't do anything wrong. He just operated on the information he was told.

• 1:56:48Speaker 01

  That was out there.

• 1:56:50Speaker 05

  And then instantly like, reality check. You're like, oh man, all the timing, especially the. How dare you do this?

• 1:56:56Speaker 05

  Serendipitous of the timing would just suck, Dick. You're like, really? Six days after my video goes up.

• 1:57:02The Fat Electrician?

  And the shitty part for him, he only uploads once a month.

• 1:57:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:57:05The Fat Electrician?

  So it's like, it's just sitting in his algorithm as his newest video for 30 days.

• 1:57:10Speaker 01

  Shrek, Nick is not talking shit, by the way. Please don't kill him.

• 1:57:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:57:13Speaker 01

  Thank you. We are just relaying information. Thank you.

• 1:57:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, no, that would suck. But that's why I was like, okay, Ed Eaton, he's like in his seventies, History Channel's done it, his book's done it.

• 1:57:26The Fat Electrician?

  It's, it's been out there long enough. If he was gonna get called out, it would've got called out. So, I was like, I'll do this guy.

• 1:57:30Speaker 05

  Nick becomes the reason.

• 1:57:34The Fat Electrician?

  You'd be surprised. I've had people react to my videos before that have like PhDs in history and they're like, this is wrong. This is wrong. I had one dude that wrote an entire book disparaging a Medal of Honor recipient that did a three hour react to my video. Going through like excruciating detail about how like, actually, there's no evidence of this and the recent, the first time it ever appeared in the historical record was three years after the fact and the newspaper article, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was like, the motherfucker has the Medal of Honor. The government said this happened like.

• 1:58:08Speaker 01

  It is a wild thing to say like, well, there's no secondary resources to say that this happened.

• 1:58:14Speaker 00

  To call out a Medal of Honor recipient.

• 1:58:16Speaker 05

  Yeah. The level of detail, the level of detail they do on the backend when they're verifying, your recipient doesn't know any of that shit's happening. Just like, I think, I mean, yeah, Clint, did he talk about it though?

• 1:58:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, he talked about the fact like he didn't know why he was being brought to DC.

• 1:58:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, and it was up on the walls. Yeah. And it was like, yes, I was wondering if he talked about it.

• 1:58:36Speaker 00

  He was, he was talking about the fact that like, he thought of like, oh shit, they found out about some stuff. The war crimes, the war crimes. He's being brought to this place in DC where they're like, giving him a slideshow on the Medal of Honor. And he's just like, excuse me, um, why the am I here? They're like, oh, nobody told you?

• 1:58:53Speaker 05

  His team had been talking for a six months to years leading up to him receiving it. He just had no clue. He thought it was, as Brandon says, uh oh. I like any soldier's mind's like, uh oh.

• 1:59:04Speaker 01

  I'm like, I like that though. I like the fact that like, it's such a like thorough process. It's not a fucking participation trophy in any way, shape or form.

• 1:59:14Speaker 00

  It's not a historian getting on there. It's like, well, actually.

• 1:59:17The Fat Electrician?

  It's always, and it's happened multiple times with multiple Medal of Honor recipients, but they're always like, and like, people that should be reputable, like historians and shit. And they're like, well, actually this story was most likely propaganda that the government signed off on to make the American military, or his chain of command did this to make them look good. And it's like, I don't understand the common sense because it's always like some Medal of Honor recipient that like shit hit the fan. All of his guys were down and he turned into Captain America and saved the day. And it's like. From a chain of command perspective in the military, if you were trying to make yourself look good as a commanding officer that was offsite, what do you think makes you look better as a leader of men? Shit hit the fan and all of your guys followed protocol, did what they were supposed to do,

• 2:00:00The Fat Electrician?

  what you trained them to do, and it got them through a horrible situation? Or the Terminator just happened to be there in time and saved the motherfucking day for everybody?

• 2:00:10Speaker 01

  Not only that, but it's like the, from, from a chain of command perspective, like, why was shit in the first place?

• 2:00:14The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly. It's like, nobody's writing these dudes up because they think it's gonna make them look good, that this guy saved the day for their mission that they fucked up.

• 2:00:22Speaker 05

  Cause there is a key factor in why, I mean, we can go to even that fight with Clint, it is the, the fishbowl, they decided to make that.

• 2:00:32The Fat Electrician?

  Have a fob in, yeah.

• 2:00:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then you had even General George saying, hey, that's a terrible.

• 2:00:37The Fat Electrician?

  Sun Tzu, take the low ground, yeah. Brilliant.

• 2:00:40Speaker 05

  Side.

• 2:00:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I need elevation.

• 2:00:42Speaker 05

  Okay, it's over, Anakin, I'm surrounded on all sides. You fool. And General George saying, hey, what the fuck are we doing here? And then the leadership from that side being like, no, we're not changing it, this is great. And then that shit falls down, like, okay, okay, actually, we might have maybe fucked up. I think two Medal of Honors came from that fight?

• 2:01:05The Fat Electrician?

  That I don't know.

• 2:01:06Speaker 05

  I think.

• 2:01:07Speaker 01

  Which one are you talking about?

• 2:01:09The Fat Electrician?

  Clint Romashah.

• 2:01:10Speaker 05

  Red.

• 2:01:11Speaker 01

  Two, it was him and then that one specialist, no?

• 2:01:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:01:15Speaker 01

  The E5 and then the specialist, or the corporal?

• 2:01:16Speaker 05

  Yeah. I mean, they were calling for, you read about that entire sequence and you're like, holy shit.

• 2:01:22Speaker 01

  You're like, that's it, that's what it's about, dude.

• 2:01:24Speaker 05

  You're just, but, and then Clint, I mean, you guys have met Clint, he's the most unassuming, kind, happy dude.

• 2:01:30Speaker 01

  Just a good old boy.

• 2:01:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they always are.

• 2:01:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:01:34The Fat Electrician?

  A hundred percent of the time.

• 2:01:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, when you meet any of them, I'm like, oh man, how you doing? You're like, dear God. They are happy to be alive still, that is great.

• 2:01:47Speaker 00

  At least, at least in my experience, like they'll never be the one to tell you that they're a Medal of Honor recipient or anything like that. Like they're just chill dudes like Clint straight up looks like an oil worker.

• 2:01:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:01:58Speaker 00

  Cause that's what he was doing before.

• 2:01:59Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 2:01:59Speaker 00

  It was just like that, just a normal unassuming guy, super kind, super funny.

• 2:02:06Speaker 01

  Well, I think that's why like the aspect of getting the award in the first place is like above yourself for all others. And so from that moment on to carried even to now, you're like, oh, he just, he didn't even give a fuck about that. That piece of metal was like about the team, about the boys, about the people around him. It's like, all I can do is do the best I can for everyone else.

• 2:02:23Speaker 00

  And that's definitely how he comes off talking to him.

• 2:02:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, even Sal, Sal won't even curse. So like, oh frick dude, it's great meeting you. Dang it. I'm like, bro, what you don't curse? He's like, no, why would I like nothing? Just stacked a lot of boxes.

• 2:02:36Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, no opinion of this sort at all, sir.

• 2:02:39Speaker 00

  I was gonna say, these people have kept funeral homes in business.

• 2:02:43Speaker 05

  Yeah. And they're just salty, just good as people. Fuck.

• 2:02:50Speaker 05

  Nick, how goes uh, your training? Are you, you're still not drinking, you're fucking taking it super serious?

• 2:02:55The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 2:02:56Speaker 05

  You're just trying to win.

• 2:02:59The Fat Electrician?

  I don't even know the parameters to win, but.

• 2:03:01Speaker 05

  I don't know for you, how much weight are you down?

• 2:03:03The Fat Electrician?

  Not much. 10 pounds maybe?

• 2:03:06Speaker 01

  He's putting on that fucking muscle, baby. At the same time, look at him, look how fucking jacked he is.

• 2:03:11Speaker 00

  Becoming the jacked electrician.

• 2:03:13Speaker 05

  I know.

• 2:03:13Speaker 01

  The jacked electrician.

• 2:03:15Speaker 05

  Is it happening?

• 2:03:16The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon is down fucking almost 20.

• 2:03:18Speaker 00

  I'm down as of this morning, 24 pounds.

• 2:03:21Speaker 01

  Shit, girl.

• 2:03:22The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 2:03:23Speaker 01

  The fuck?

• 2:03:25Speaker 00

  Working out with Eli a whole bunch, eating like lettuce. I mean, aside from, aside from drinking, which I've been doing way less of that too. Except for Cody's birthday.

• 2:03:38Speaker 00

  The, I mean, fuck.

• 2:03:39The Fat Electrician?

  Tuesdays.

• 2:03:40Speaker 00

  Drink and Wednesdays.

• 2:03:42Speaker 01

  What about Fridays at 3pm?

• 2:03:45Speaker 05

  Out of these days.

• 2:03:47Speaker 00

  Aside from that, I'm like almost entirely keto, because it's like, uh, I, my diet is protein shakes, the protein puffs, first form, little protein bars, and like if I go to restaurants and shit, it's just all like grilled chicken.

• 2:03:59Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 2:03:59Speaker 00

  Just have like a grilled chicken breast or something.

• 2:04:01Speaker 05

  Oh, we're fucking hitting it hard.

• 2:04:03Speaker 01

  All the boys is.

• 2:04:04Speaker 05

  Starting with us.

• 2:04:05Speaker 01

  Well, I'm down to fight with y'all all the time. Like I said, my whole combative studio, you seen it, because I think you and Nick, you guys have been to the house before with the, I don't think you saw it. But my nice little combative studio in my garage, but now I don't have any room to like lay out all my mats, my bag and like all that shit.

• 2:04:21Speaker 05

  He's trying to get me to chop the trees down again.

• 2:04:23Speaker 01

  No, I wouldn't, you guys to come spar and roll at the garage, you know, but I have to get a new thing.

• 2:04:28Speaker 05

  Just cut down this line of trees. As a nigga, no.

• 2:04:32Speaker 01

  Eli, go mow my grass. And there we go.

• 2:04:37Speaker 05

  Okay, I think on that note, we're gonna close this bitch out. Our boy Brandon has to go talk on camera.

• 2:04:43Speaker 00

  Gotta go do a news hit, which, welcome to my life.

• 2:04:48Speaker 05

  Yay.

• 2:04:49Speaker 01

  So fun, wow, leave. You're gonna be fucking late.

• 2:04:54Speaker 00

  Run for office, they said. It'll, it'll be great, they said. Nobody said that. Not a single fucking person.

• 2:04:58Speaker 05

  It was your choice.

• 2:04:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. Well, you know, certain things you gotta put above having fun.

• 2:05:03Speaker 01

  True, true.

• 2:05:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:05:04Speaker 01

  What an honorable man.

• 2:05:06Speaker 00

  No, fucking degenerate. Anyways, bye everyone. Thank you for coming to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today again by Eli Double Tap, Nick the Fat Electrician, myself, Brandon Herrera and Nico Ortiz. Nico, where can we find you?

• 2:05:20Speaker 01

  Nico Ortiz, pretty much everywhere. That's it.

• 2:05:24Speaker 00

  1K, 2K.

• 2:05:24Speaker 05

  Hit him with the Google it.

• 2:05:25Speaker 01

  2K's. Yeah, Google that shit bitch.

• 2:05:27Speaker 05

  Go to the auto film.

• 2:05:29Speaker 01

  N I K K O O R T I Z.

• 2:05:30Speaker 05

  Uh, and then we're gonna do the after show, so come hang out. Brandon won't be there. We're gonna do, I don't know, stuff.

• 2:05:36Speaker 01

  It'll be a fucking.

• 2:05:37Speaker 00

  It'll be a better show.

• 2:05:39Speaker 05

  Gay stuff.

• 2:05:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:05:41Speaker 05

  Uh.

• 2:05:41Speaker 01

  Have fun. Nick in the middle.

• 2:05:45Speaker 01

  Bye guys. (laughing)